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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,648 --> 00:00:02,181 - [CLOCK TICKING] - [DOOR OPENS] 2 00:00:02,521 --> 00:00:03,821 All right, everybody, 3 00:00:03,857 --> 00:00:05,456 let's go ahead and start to shut up. 4 00:00:05,491 --> 00:00:07,291 We're gonna jump right in on the one subject 5 00:00:07,327 --> 00:00:09,193 that brings me a little bit of joy in Toledo 6 00:00:09,229 --> 00:00:10,796 where I find myself currently trapped... 7 00:00:10,941 --> 00:00:12,774 Taking down my rival Miles. 8 00:00:12,809 --> 00:00:14,343 Now, I had a pretty good idea. 9 00:00:14,378 --> 00:00:16,277 I was thinking maybe we could hack into his Tesla. 10 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:18,013 How hard would that be? I know it's possible. 11 00:00:18,048 --> 00:00:19,243 You think you guys could do that, 12 00:00:19,243 --> 00:00:20,407 are you guys the kinda nerds 13 00:00:20,407 --> 00:00:21,547 that are good at computers, 14 00:00:21,547 --> 00:00:22,646 or are you the kinda nerds 15 00:00:22,681 --> 00:00:24,182 that smell bad and wear capes? 16 00:00:24,954 --> 00:00:26,920 [OVERLAPPING DISCUSSIONS] 17 00:00:26,956 --> 00:00:28,170 [PHONE CHIMES] 18 00:00:30,059 --> 00:00:32,525 Uh, you know what? Let's go ahead a pin in that, 19 00:00:32,561 --> 00:00:34,695 because a cute girl who actually meets my standards 20 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,426 has swiped right on me. 21 00:00:36,481 --> 00:00:38,048 I don't know if you guys know what that means, 22 00:00:38,083 --> 00:00:40,416 but basically, it just means that it's... it's bang time. 23 00:00:41,395 --> 00:00:44,192 Is it going to be happening here in front of us? 24 00:00:44,192 --> 00:00:45,753 No, Anthony, it's not gonna be happening 25 00:00:45,753 --> 00:00:47,152 in front of you, you little freak! 26 00:00:47,187 --> 00:00:48,489 No, we're gonna go get a drink. 27 00:00:48,489 --> 00:00:49,922 Guys, gotta say... 28 00:00:49,958 --> 00:00:51,831 I got a really good feeling about this one. 29 00:00:51,856 --> 00:00:53,161 Can I get a "get some"? 30 00:00:53,161 --> 00:00:54,299 Get some! 31 00:00:54,762 --> 00:00:56,598 That's my girl! All right! 32 00:00:57,247 --> 00:00:59,541 Um... see ya, dudes. 33 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,746 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 34 00:01:02,071 --> 00:01:03,637 [RAMONES' "LISTEN TO MY HEART"] 35 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,238 One, two, three, four! 36 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,874 ? Next time I'll listen to my heart ? 37 00:01:07,909 --> 00:01:10,710 ? Next time well I'll be smart ? 38 00:01:10,746 --> 00:01:17,717 ? 39 00:01:18,638 --> 00:01:20,464 Now boarding for New York city. 40 00:01:21,574 --> 00:01:24,541 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 41 00:01:24,576 --> 00:01:30,180 ? 42 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,849 [SQUEAKING] 43 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:35,581 - [RATTLING SOUND] - [INCREASED SQUEAKING] 44 00:01:35,581 --> 00:01:36,677 [SOUNDS STOP] 45 00:01:39,073 --> 00:01:41,255 - Whoo! - [LAUGHTER] 46 00:01:51,107 --> 00:01:52,807 If it's on my license, you know, 47 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,369 they're not gonna want to save me. 48 00:01:54,404 --> 00:01:55,604 - No. - They're gonna wanna 49 00:01:55,639 --> 00:01:56,763 - harvest my organs. - Yes! 50 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:58,115 That's what they want, they want my organs. 51 00:01:58,115 --> 00:02:00,249 Yes, exactly. And I am not gonna die on the table 52 00:02:00,283 --> 00:02:02,984 so some drunk slob can get my liver. 53 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:04,385 No, no, no. No, that's not fair. 54 00:02:04,421 --> 00:02:05,753 - No! - You should have your liver. 55 00:02:05,788 --> 00:02:07,555 It's very good. It's pristine. 56 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:09,103 - Yeah, exactly. - Nice... 57 00:02:14,822 --> 00:02:17,490 So, you wanna... head up to your place? 58 00:02:18,493 --> 00:02:20,726 I really like you, Jack. 59 00:02:20,761 --> 00:02:23,480 I just... I just wanna get to know you a little bit better. 60 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:26,487 Yeah, sure. More dates. 61 00:02:27,061 --> 00:02:28,212 I'm around. 62 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,533 Cool. Good night. 63 00:02:29,533 --> 00:02:30,572 Good night. 64 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:34,169 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 65 00:02:34,205 --> 00:02:37,239 ? 66 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:39,742 Wake up. We're in Toledo. 67 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:41,155 Time to go to work. 68 00:02:43,146 --> 00:02:44,660 Now boarding for Cleveland... 69 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,080 [CLOWN GROANS] 70 00:02:47,699 --> 00:02:49,418 Okeydokey, Principal Durbin. 71 00:02:49,418 --> 00:02:50,917 Here are your daily announcements. 72 00:02:50,952 --> 00:02:52,885 - Thank you, Helen. - You're welcome. 73 00:02:52,921 --> 00:02:54,721 Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty 74 00:02:54,756 --> 00:02:56,323 bought better butter to make the bitter butter better. 75 00:02:56,358 --> 00:02:57,462 Ah. 76 00:02:59,094 --> 00:03:01,903 The Magazine Drive ends Friday. 77 00:03:02,196 --> 00:03:03,227 [PHONE CHIMES] 78 00:03:03,729 --> 00:03:05,128 O... kay. Oh! 79 00:03:05,163 --> 00:03:06,986 Oh! Text from Jack. 80 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:09,887 "Running late. Can you cover for me, bud?" 81 00:03:10,193 --> 00:03:11,971 Called me bud. Helen, you gotta 82 00:03:12,064 --> 00:03:13,847 do the announcements just this one time, okay? 83 00:03:13,847 --> 00:03:15,580 Oh, no, I can't do that. 84 00:03:15,614 --> 00:03:17,147 I get way too nervous. 85 00:03:17,182 --> 00:03:19,466 I-I was in my cousin's wedding, 86 00:03:19,491 --> 00:03:21,585 and if you've never fainted 87 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,454 mouth-first onto a candle... 88 00:03:23,489 --> 00:03:25,088 it was a nightmare. 89 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,217 I-I actually ate fire. 90 00:03:27,242 --> 00:03:29,475 No, I can't... I can't do that. 91 00:03:29,511 --> 00:03:31,339 Just read off the paper. It'll be fine, okay? 92 00:03:31,339 --> 00:03:32,940 - It'll be so easy. - [DOOR CLOSES] 93 00:03:36,111 --> 00:03:37,644 [LOW CHATTER] 94 00:03:37,679 --> 00:03:39,412 Jack! You look really bad. 95 00:03:39,447 --> 00:03:42,082 Yeah. Had a... bit of a rough one last night. 96 00:03:42,117 --> 00:03:43,950 - I had a date in New York. - Again? 97 00:03:43,986 --> 00:03:45,819 "Ooh, look at me. I'm Jack. 98 00:03:45,854 --> 00:03:47,920 I'm too good for Toledo women." 99 00:03:47,955 --> 00:03:49,955 - [LAUGHTER] - Well I'm glad you understand. 100 00:03:49,991 --> 00:03:52,825 Look, maybe taking a bus to New York isn't ideal, 101 00:03:52,860 --> 00:03:54,560 but it's worth it to date a woman 102 00:03:54,596 --> 00:03:56,162 who doesn't believe in angels. 103 00:03:56,197 --> 00:03:58,130 - They're watching over us. - They help us. 104 00:03:58,166 --> 00:03:59,737 - Don't hate on an... - You know what? 105 00:03:59,737 --> 00:04:01,404 Wouldn't it be easier to just come to the bar 106 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:02,844 with us tonight? 107 00:04:02,844 --> 00:04:04,444 - Come on. - [LAUGHS] 108 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,411 Yeah, sure, maybe I should just go ahead 109 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,547 and alienate all of my core principles 110 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,482 and date in Toledo. While I'm at it, 111 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,216 maybe I can eat pie on the toilet. 112 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,652 - I've done that. - Okay, see, 113 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,395 - don't disrespect pie. - That's disgusting! 114 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:17,756 [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 115 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,353 [SOFTLY] Good morning, Whitlock High. 116 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,699 It's your daily announcements. 117 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,797 ? 118 00:04:26,329 --> 00:04:28,632 [BELCHES] It's Meatloaf Day in the cafeteria. 119 00:04:28,941 --> 00:04:30,957 There will be a vegetarian option. 120 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,052 Too bad there's not an edible option. 121 00:04:34,981 --> 00:04:36,715 Oh. [CHUCKLES] Thank you. 122 00:04:37,857 --> 00:04:40,176 Creamed spinach will also be served. 123 00:04:41,124 --> 00:04:43,487 And for dessert... Violent illness. 124 00:04:43,522 --> 00:04:44,788 [LAUGHING] 125 00:04:44,823 --> 00:04:46,490 - Salmonella pie. - Oh! 126 00:04:46,525 --> 00:04:47,757 [LAUGHTER] 127 00:04:47,793 --> 00:04:49,493 The green apple two-trot. 128 00:04:49,528 --> 00:04:50,660 [LAUGHTER] 129 00:04:50,696 --> 00:04:52,829 That's... funny. That... Okay. 130 00:04:52,865 --> 00:04:54,464 And now, a special guest 131 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:56,392 to make your morning announcement. 132 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:00,037 [AS COACH] This is Coach Novak. 133 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:02,371 There's gonna be immediate suspension 134 00:05:02,407 --> 00:05:04,672 if anybody's gawking at pornography. 135 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:08,120 Ha ha. She's really bustin' my chops. 136 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:11,985 [LAUGHTER] 137 00:05:11,985 --> 00:05:13,952 Hey, guys, this was a real kick. 138 00:05:14,245 --> 00:05:16,046 Don't tell anybody that I, you know, 139 00:05:16,046 --> 00:05:17,346 went over my... Aah! 140 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,265 - Oh! - [LAUGHTER] 141 00:05:22,313 --> 00:05:24,452 Wow. I always thought announcements were... 142 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:26,286 a way to impart vital information, 143 00:05:26,322 --> 00:05:27,886 but I guess what people like more 144 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:30,186 are dumb... stupid dumb jokes. 145 00:05:30,221 --> 00:05:32,088 Okay, everybody, I'm here. 146 00:05:32,235 --> 00:05:33,534 Thank you so much for covering. 147 00:05:33,570 --> 00:05:35,036 I really appreciate it. You're the best. 148 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,949 Best? The best at what? 149 00:05:38,390 --> 00:05:39,946 He is an odd little duck. 150 00:05:39,971 --> 00:05:41,741 - So, did you get some? - Did I get some? 151 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:43,947 Oh, my God, Heather, thank you for asking, 152 00:05:43,982 --> 00:05:45,515 but, no, I did not get any. 153 00:05:45,551 --> 00:05:47,417 I been commuting to New York to go on dates, 154 00:05:47,453 --> 00:05:49,353 which is a little bit complicated, to say the least. 155 00:05:49,388 --> 00:05:51,421 But now, for practical reasons, I find myself 156 00:05:51,457 --> 00:05:52,689 considering dating in Toledo. 157 00:05:52,725 --> 00:05:54,391 Uh, at the risk of being contrary, 158 00:05:54,426 --> 00:05:57,078 haven't you already dated in Toledo? 159 00:05:57,543 --> 00:05:59,534 Doesn't your high school ex-girlfriend live here? 160 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,191 Oh, look. It's you. 161 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,371 Wonderful. Good to see you, Marcus. Yes. 162 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:05,183 Meredith is the exception, you know. 163 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,064 But there's always gonna be an exception. 164 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,566 You see, sophisticated New York women, 165 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:09,868 they're really more my type. 166 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,426 You guys know what type is, right? 167 00:06:11,475 --> 00:06:12,674 Victor, what's your type? 168 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:14,008 - Huh? - Your type. 169 00:06:14,044 --> 00:06:15,470 Who would you wanna get with? 170 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:18,131 Like... if I could marry anyone? 171 00:06:18,156 --> 00:06:20,355 [LAUGHS] Yeah, sure, man. Whatever. 172 00:06:20,390 --> 00:06:21,617 Just say who it is. 173 00:06:21,617 --> 00:06:23,417 - I don't wanna say. - Why not? 174 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:26,034 Oh... is it something weird? Is it like somebody 175 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:27,376 - in your family? - No! 176 00:06:27,376 --> 00:06:29,075 Is it a big doll? You could just say who it is, 177 00:06:29,111 --> 00:06:31,111 or I could just keep guessing. [WHISPERS] Is it your sister? 178 00:06:31,146 --> 00:06:33,448 - It's her. - Oh. Cool. 179 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,221 It's somebody who's... in the room. 180 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:36,560 That's great. We can follow up. 181 00:06:36,595 --> 00:06:38,337 Grace, do you like Victor? 182 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,132 - No! That's too bad. - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 183 00:06:41,169 --> 00:06:42,634 But you know what, it's gotta feel good 184 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,070 to get that off your chest, clear that up. 185 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:45,504 All right, guys. Good job, everybody. 186 00:06:45,539 --> 00:06:47,484 See ya tomorrow. Grace...[CLICKS TONGUE] 187 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:49,001 Good job today. 188 00:06:49,001 --> 00:06:50,242 Success! 189 00:06:50,769 --> 00:06:54,203 [UPBEAT PERCUSSION] 190 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:57,340 ? 191 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:59,675 Oh, look who showed up. 192 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:01,310 Yeah, well, it was either this 193 00:07:01,353 --> 00:07:03,755 or a 15-hour bus ride to Long Island, 194 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:05,213 so... it was a toss-up. 195 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:07,238 Mm-hmm. What the hell are you wearing? 196 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:09,410 I'm sorry... did you just come back from court? 197 00:07:09,410 --> 00:07:12,044 Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome. 198 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,179 - Ah! - [LAUGHING] 199 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:14,861 Well, we're glad you came. 200 00:07:14,861 --> 00:07:16,315 - What are you guys drinkin'? - Oh, I'm not. 201 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:17,750 You don't wanna see me drink. 202 00:07:17,785 --> 00:07:20,319 I get really emotional and clean out my purse. 203 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:21,887 - It's nuts. - Oh, well, that was 204 00:07:21,923 --> 00:07:23,322 a long way around "no, thank you." 205 00:07:23,357 --> 00:07:25,837 - Yeah, she does that. - [CHUCKLES] So, Jack, 206 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,416 here's what we're talking about. 207 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:30,252 Now, I'm looking to catch a financially stable man 208 00:07:30,288 --> 00:07:33,323 for a casual yet respectable situationship. 209 00:07:33,331 --> 00:07:34,864 - Hmm. - And Mary over here 210 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,413 is looking for a scuzzy little liar. 211 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,889 Oh, you always hated Mark. 212 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:40,094 Well, he stole your computer. 213 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,691 - He's fixing the viruses. - No, he's not. 214 00:07:43,746 --> 00:07:45,296 I'll tell you what kind of guy I like. 215 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,332 My husband Keith. He's so good to me. 216 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,021 He planted me a secret garden. 217 00:07:49,046 --> 00:07:51,547 I don't know what's in there. I think it's tomatoes! 218 00:07:51,582 --> 00:07:53,515 - Ha ha ha ha. - So what are you 219 00:07:53,551 --> 00:07:55,025 - looking for, Jack? - Well... 220 00:07:55,603 --> 00:07:57,519 this one over by the bar seems acceptable to me. 221 00:07:57,555 --> 00:07:59,353 - Oh, she's acceptable. - Oh, yes. 222 00:07:59,389 --> 00:08:00,956 - She will serve my needs nicely. - Her parents must be so proud. 223 00:08:00,991 --> 00:08:03,195 Stop it, I mean, no, she's... she's cute. 224 00:08:03,195 --> 00:08:04,394 That's our yoga teacher Vicky. 225 00:08:04,430 --> 00:08:06,062 - Ah. - Okay, we'll go grease 226 00:08:06,098 --> 00:08:08,053 the runway, but you have to land the plane. 227 00:08:08,053 --> 00:08:09,471 Uh... I think I got it. 228 00:08:09,496 --> 00:08:11,014 - Okay... - [JACK CHUCKLES] 229 00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:12,653 Yeah. 230 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:14,784 I, uh... 231 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:17,729 had sex with the Head of Women's Studies, 232 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:19,977 so I think I can handle Yoga Vicky, right? 233 00:08:20,525 --> 00:08:21,488 Ah... 234 00:08:21,577 --> 00:08:23,526 This is who we were talking about. 235 00:08:23,562 --> 00:08:25,662 Jack is so smart 236 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:27,896 and has so many sweaters... 237 00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:30,296 So, Jack, we're gonna go grab another drink. 238 00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:32,698 Will you keep our friend Vicky company? 239 00:08:32,734 --> 00:08:34,298 - Yeah, sure. - Okay. 240 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:36,010 Hi, Jack. Nice to meet you. 241 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:37,543 Hi. It's nice to meet you too. 242 00:08:37,579 --> 00:08:39,545 It's, uh... always nice to meet new people. 243 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:42,052 I just moved here from Cambridge. 244 00:08:42,077 --> 00:08:43,555 That's where Harvard is. 245 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:45,199 I taught there. At Harvard. 246 00:08:45,224 --> 00:08:47,162 I was a philosophy professor, so... 247 00:08:49,051 --> 00:08:50,683 - Okay. - At Harvard. 248 00:08:50,918 --> 00:08:53,329 It's a prestigious university in the Northeast. 249 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:54,387 I know. 250 00:08:54,898 --> 00:08:56,630 Oh... I have a work emergency. 251 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,066 Oh, a yoga emergency? 252 00:08:58,384 --> 00:08:59,616 Michelle told me where you work. 253 00:08:59,651 --> 00:09:01,386 Well, then you know what this is. 254 00:09:01,553 --> 00:09:04,788 [ROCK MUSIC] 255 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:06,656 ? 256 00:09:09,651 --> 00:09:11,051 [PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 257 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,284 Morning, boss! 258 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:14,802 Want a little touch-up before we... 259 00:09:15,187 --> 00:09:17,154 ? 260 00:09:17,427 --> 00:09:19,156 Dennis, roll it. 261 00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:20,465 I got a new take. 262 00:09:20,757 --> 00:09:21,889 Okay... 263 00:09:21,925 --> 00:09:23,792 Ahh. Yeah. 264 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:27,008 Good mornin', Whitlock High! 265 00:09:27,008 --> 00:09:29,775 Here's the morning announcements in your face! 266 00:09:29,811 --> 00:09:31,063 - [AIR HORN BLOWS] - Ooh! 267 00:09:31,063 --> 00:09:33,171 Guess what's for lunch today. Pizza! 268 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:35,449 With a side order of hepatitis A. 269 00:09:35,474 --> 00:09:37,359 Ha ha. Cafeteria food. 270 00:09:37,676 --> 00:09:39,009 Sucks! Right? 271 00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:40,643 You know who else has hepatitis A? 272 00:09:40,679 --> 00:09:42,169 Jeremy Jones. 273 00:09:44,716 --> 00:09:46,924 [EXHALES] Jeremy will be spending 274 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:49,247 some time at Children's Hospital, 275 00:09:49,247 --> 00:09:51,847 so everybody sign the big card. 276 00:09:52,183 --> 00:09:53,562 We love you, Jeremy. 277 00:09:53,562 --> 00:09:57,531 Oh! My God, a huge celebrity just dropped by. 278 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:59,133 [PAPER RUSTLING] 279 00:09:59,169 --> 00:10:00,568 Yo, whazzup? 280 00:10:00,603 --> 00:10:02,708 It's Snoop Da-zoggy Dogg! 281 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:04,405 Get your tickets 282 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,006 - to the Sadie Hawkins dance. - What? 283 00:10:06,042 --> 00:10:07,479 I think that's blackface. 284 00:10:07,504 --> 00:10:08,589 Ah, l... 285 00:10:11,370 --> 00:10:12,737 What ya thinkin', chief? 286 00:10:13,298 --> 00:10:15,272 Uh, thanks for asking. I don't know. 287 00:10:15,307 --> 00:10:17,942 I don't know. Last night, I opened myself up 288 00:10:17,977 --> 00:10:19,209 to dating Toledo women. 289 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:20,321 You clean up? 290 00:10:20,330 --> 00:10:22,120 [SCOFFS] One would think. 291 00:10:22,145 --> 00:10:23,642 Uh, no, you know what? I... 292 00:10:24,506 --> 00:10:25,981 I came up empty all night. 293 00:10:26,243 --> 00:10:28,210 You know, I have devoted my entire life 294 00:10:28,245 --> 00:10:30,813 to studying logic and reason, but this... 295 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:33,946 this night made me question everything. Truly. 296 00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:35,150 I-I-I just... 297 00:10:35,186 --> 00:10:36,781 I don't know what... went wrong. 298 00:10:37,382 --> 00:10:38,771 You probably talked about Harvard 299 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,852 - and philosophy too much. - Sarika... 300 00:10:42,362 --> 00:10:44,161 you may have stumbled onto something there. 301 00:10:44,196 --> 00:10:46,764 Mm-hmm. You're saying that it was too in their face 302 00:10:46,799 --> 00:10:48,079 how much better I was than them. 303 00:10:48,079 --> 00:10:49,378 That... wasn't really 304 00:10:49,412 --> 00:10:51,046 - what I... - A preemptive self-rejection. 305 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:52,781 An interesting concept, and I think we should 306 00:10:52,816 --> 00:10:54,315 get it on its feet. Victor. 307 00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,750 [WHINING] Please, no more... 308 00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:57,118 Is that why you've never confessed 309 00:10:57,153 --> 00:10:58,753 your secret crush on Grace? 310 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,655 Because you're afraid that she's going to reject you. 311 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:01,922 You think that you are beneath her. 312 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,179 [WHISPERING] Please wake up. 313 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,337 - Please wake up. - Grace, do you think 314 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:06,273 you could ever be into Victor? 315 00:11:06,327 --> 00:11:08,836 - What's wrong with him? - I don't want to say. 316 00:11:08,871 --> 00:11:10,504 Oh. You don't wanna say. 317 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:12,440 Maybe it's you that's into weird stuff. 318 00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:15,142 - Maybe I should start guessing... - I have a secret boyfriend. 319 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:17,110 - Is it me? - It's not a secret 320 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:18,345 - to the boyfriend. - Okay, this is good. 321 00:11:18,380 --> 00:11:20,180 Yeah, no, okay, so, um, 322 00:11:20,215 --> 00:11:22,149 Grace, who is the lucky guy? 323 00:11:22,184 --> 00:11:23,691 [TENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 324 00:11:23,691 --> 00:11:24,667 It's Marcus. 325 00:11:24,667 --> 00:11:26,034 My best friend? 326 00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:28,236 - [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] - [STUDENTS MURMURING] 327 00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:31,621 Okay. Well, this has been a surprisingly productive class. 328 00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:33,487 Thank you, Grace. Thank you, Victor. 329 00:11:33,524 --> 00:11:35,490 This has been very helpful for me. 330 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,158 Good work. 331 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,194 - [MICHELLE LAUGHS] - Did you make that at home? 332 00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,495 - Yeah, girl. - I might have to 333 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,264 - sneak in there. - Hey, guys. Okay, 334 00:11:42,299 --> 00:11:44,315 so I think you were right. I misplayed it last night. 335 00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:45,414 Oh... ya think? 336 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:47,436 I get it, I get it. I hashed it out with my students, 337 00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:49,561 and I realized with my Harvard pedigree, 338 00:11:49,953 --> 00:11:52,287 I was like a Grace in a bar full of Victors. 339 00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:54,556 But I get it now. Let's get back in there 340 00:11:54,557 --> 00:11:56,279 and let's get after it. I need you guys to wing me. 341 00:11:56,279 --> 00:11:58,713 - Let's go. - You gonna take our advice? 342 00:11:58,749 --> 00:11:59,670 Yes! 343 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:01,644 What was it again? 344 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,546 Just... be normal. 345 00:12:03,581 --> 00:12:06,388 Right. Just... normal. 346 00:12:06,951 --> 00:12:08,170 Why are you saying it weird? 347 00:12:08,170 --> 00:12:10,003 Jack, it's "nermal." Oh, my God, 348 00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:11,638 now I can't say it either. 349 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,691 Sorry, Jack, it's a no. 350 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,192 How 'bout this. I'll buy drinks all night. 351 00:12:15,227 --> 00:12:16,526 - Good answer! - Here we go. 352 00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:18,103 - Good answer, good answer. - Normal. 353 00:12:18,330 --> 00:12:20,465 [EXHALES] Thank God I got it back. 354 00:12:20,768 --> 00:12:21,770 Whew! 355 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,033 [POP MUSIC] 356 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,436 Ooh. Now, there's a sturdy one, 357 00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:29,473 looking like he could mow his lawn in a tornado. 358 00:12:29,508 --> 00:12:30,742 Well, you better give it up 359 00:12:30,742 --> 00:12:32,008 for these pear-shaped men 360 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,523 - lookin' just like they mamas. - Mmm... 361 00:12:33,524 --> 00:12:35,224 Hey, hey. What do you guys think? 362 00:12:35,260 --> 00:12:36,592 - Took your advice. - You know, 363 00:12:36,628 --> 00:12:38,857 mm-mm, I'm sorry, I forgot, ladies. 364 00:12:38,882 --> 00:12:40,616 Was our advice to make him look like 365 00:12:40,641 --> 00:12:43,514 a cell phone salesman from the mall kiosk? 366 00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:45,389 Ha ha ha ha. No, no, no. 367 00:12:45,425 --> 00:12:47,525 This is so the Toledo women will not be intimidated by me. 368 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,762 Oh, so you think this is what's normal here? 369 00:12:49,762 --> 00:12:52,429 Yep. Tonight I'm just normal old Toledo Jack. 370 00:12:52,465 --> 00:12:55,099 Oh, waiter? Yeah. Can I get a plate of cheese fries 371 00:12:55,134 --> 00:12:56,433 and any kind of a beer 372 00:12:56,469 --> 00:12:58,502 that's got a landscape on the can. 373 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,550 Let's do this! 374 00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:02,673 [INTENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 375 00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:06,132 All right, guys, ready to set me up? 376 00:13:06,515 --> 00:13:07,747 Grease the runway? 377 00:13:07,782 --> 00:13:09,349 No, no, no, no, no, Toledo Jack. 378 00:13:09,385 --> 00:13:10,683 We wants no parts 379 00:13:10,719 --> 00:13:12,754 - of whatever is happening here. - Right. 380 00:13:12,817 --> 00:13:14,851 But do leave your tab open... thank you. 381 00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:17,210 Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. 382 00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,945 - Good luck. - Watch him leave. 383 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,947 Look... Look at it. Look at his belt. 384 00:13:20,982 --> 00:13:23,903 Ah... man. Feels good to sit down. 385 00:13:23,967 --> 00:13:25,089 Can I buy you a drink? 386 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,300 Sure, I'll... I'll have another house wine. 387 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,185 Great. Another house wine, please. 388 00:13:30,898 --> 00:13:32,306 Yeah, so... 389 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:34,972 Isis. 390 00:13:35,488 --> 00:13:37,304 Don't those guys drive you nuts? 391 00:13:37,305 --> 00:13:38,497 - [SMALL LAUGH] - You know, for me, 392 00:13:38,497 --> 00:13:40,364 it's like, ah, God, stop, you know? 393 00:13:40,398 --> 00:13:41,952 You make me sick. 394 00:13:42,786 --> 00:13:44,085 Yeah. Isis isn't great. 395 00:13:44,120 --> 00:13:46,237 Yeah. No. It's like, you know... 396 00:13:47,725 --> 00:13:51,414 [BACKGROUND CHATTER, MUSIC PLAYING] 397 00:13:52,095 --> 00:13:53,228 Ahh... hey. 398 00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:56,061 Are you, uh, an organ donor? 399 00:13:56,152 --> 00:13:58,085 - Yeah, of course. - Of course you are. Me too. 400 00:13:58,121 --> 00:14:00,654 I would love to be able to... you know, donate my... 401 00:14:00,689 --> 00:14:02,322 I mean, I don't wanna die, but if I did, 402 00:14:02,358 --> 00:14:05,427 I wanna give some kid the gift of sight, you know? 403 00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:07,327 Maybe I would get to see the world 404 00:14:07,363 --> 00:14:08,662 through a child's eyes again. 405 00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:10,588 Is that how it works? I don't know. 406 00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:12,855 I'm just some normal guy. I don't read much. 407 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,156 [SMALL LAUGH] 408 00:14:14,192 --> 00:14:15,757 [ROCK MUSIC] 409 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:19,661 - ? I love gin juice ? - That is funny. 410 00:14:19,696 --> 00:14:20,829 ? Drivin' in my car ? 411 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,262 ? Gin juice ? 412 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,262 Is there anything that I can do before I go? 413 00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:29,583 No, uh, Helen, I think you've done enough. 414 00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:31,840 - Ralph, is there something... - Could you close the door? 415 00:14:31,876 --> 00:14:33,742 Can you do that, Helen? Can you close the door? 416 00:14:33,778 --> 00:14:35,542 Or is that too simple? Do you need to 417 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,941 put like a fun spin on it. 418 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,037 Or can I have. The door. Closed. 419 00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,012 Which is... all I ever... wanted? 420 00:14:43,235 --> 00:14:44,734 See how easy that was? 421 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:46,618 - Oh, no. - Excellent. 422 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,004 I'm doing this! 423 00:14:48,770 --> 00:14:50,903 - This place sucks. - Please. 424 00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,472 Did you think that wearing a golf shirt 425 00:14:52,507 --> 00:14:54,269 and talking about organ donors would work? 426 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,069 You know what I think? I think you're afraid 427 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:57,883 you'll meet someone and like Toledo. 428 00:14:57,883 --> 00:15:00,524 Ooh! Michelle, comin' through with the realness. 429 00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,549 Yes, and you know what? And while you're "slumming" it 430 00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:04,351 - with the commoners... - Here we go. 431 00:15:04,386 --> 00:15:06,554 You're missing out on some fabulous women. 432 00:15:06,554 --> 00:15:08,154 - Okay? - Truth bomb. 433 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:09,330 [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 434 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,957 All right, well, thank you for the therapy, buds, 435 00:15:10,982 --> 00:15:13,082 I appreciate it, but I'm done with this place. 436 00:15:13,093 --> 00:15:15,327 Oh, stay! We're gonna get some fire wings 437 00:15:15,362 --> 00:15:17,004 and do pucker shots. 438 00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:18,747 Plus, Michelle is drinking, 439 00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:21,451 and so we might need a white man to talk to the cops. 440 00:15:21,514 --> 00:15:23,146 Well, this was fun, but I think I'm gonna 441 00:15:23,181 --> 00:15:25,315 - close out my tab. Sorry, guys. - Oh... 442 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,551 Hey, can I close out, please? Thanks. 443 00:15:28,586 --> 00:15:30,583 Not a single imported beer. 444 00:15:30,885 --> 00:15:32,851 God, I forgot I'm in Garbage City. 445 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:34,278 It's actually Glass City. 446 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:38,532 - [CLEARS THROAT] - Yeah, no thanks. 447 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:40,667 I'm good. I don't need to update my cell phone plan. 448 00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:42,202 Oh, no, no, these clothes... 449 00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:44,178 I'm doing a social experiment. 450 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,429 I'm actually just in town for a brief stint. 451 00:15:46,909 --> 00:15:48,241 I'm taking a break from Harvard. 452 00:15:48,741 --> 00:15:50,076 - Oh. - Yeah, you know what? 453 00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,642 [LAUGHS] Forget that. 454 00:15:52,014 --> 00:15:53,157 I-I'm Jack. 455 00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:55,290 I take it you're not from around here either? 456 00:15:55,325 --> 00:15:57,159 Chloe. From Baltimore. 457 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:59,527 Yeah, I can see that you enjoy this city 458 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:00,762 about as much as I do. 459 00:16:00,798 --> 00:16:02,030 - It's the worst. - Yeah. 460 00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,698 Oh, don't even try getting decent sushi. 461 00:16:03,733 --> 00:16:05,138 - What? - It's impossible. 462 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,005 You know what I worry about? I worry about 463 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,706 the doctors. I mean, if you're actually good at surgery, 464 00:16:08,742 --> 00:16:10,107 what are you doing here? I mean, how did you 465 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,675 not move to Chicago? 466 00:16:11,710 --> 00:16:13,344 Well, at least the people are amazing. 467 00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:14,778 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah, right? I mean 468 00:16:14,813 --> 00:16:16,747 like that guy over there with his gut hanging out? 469 00:16:16,782 --> 00:16:19,107 He just invited me to his summer home in Provence. 470 00:16:19,107 --> 00:16:20,918 - Oh! You gonna go? - Oh, I have to. 471 00:16:20,953 --> 00:16:22,453 - I think you should. - How do you turn that down? 472 00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:24,621 Check this out. See da Vinci over there? 473 00:16:24,657 --> 00:16:26,456 Yeah, he just invited me to check out 474 00:16:26,491 --> 00:16:27,925 this crazy new invention 475 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,964 that he's never even tried called "a fork." 476 00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,149 We shouldn't be too hard on this place. 477 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:34,130 - No. - Right? I mean, after all, 478 00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:36,266 there is a table of scientists right over there. 479 00:16:36,301 --> 00:16:37,853 - [GASPS] Really? - Yeah. 480 00:16:38,282 --> 00:16:40,149 Ugh! They're brilliant. 481 00:16:40,184 --> 00:16:42,350 Booyah! These shots are not gonna drink themselves. 482 00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:44,386 [WOMEN CHEERING] 483 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,987 Hey, you wanna get outta here 484 00:16:46,022 --> 00:16:47,922 before the dumb rubs off on us? 485 00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:49,424 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 486 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,702 Uh, uh... 487 00:16:52,031 --> 00:16:53,261 I think they're just having fun. 488 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:55,263 And, uh, actually, 489 00:16:55,909 --> 00:16:57,061 they're friends of mine. 490 00:16:57,061 --> 00:16:59,061 Right! My friend is here too. 491 00:16:59,096 --> 00:17:00,662 Right over there. She's the lady 492 00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:02,219 that brought her newborn to the bar. 493 00:17:02,533 --> 00:17:03,932 Busties! 494 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,867 Yeah, first of all, you really know 495 00:17:05,903 --> 00:17:06,950 how to run a joke into the ground. 496 00:17:06,951 --> 00:17:08,474 Secondly, I wasn't kidding. 497 00:17:08,474 --> 00:17:09,901 They really are friends of mine. 498 00:17:10,142 --> 00:17:12,076 You know what? No. I'm gonna keep this open. 499 00:17:12,111 --> 00:17:14,077 Can I get three blue pucker shots, please? 500 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:17,833 Uh, actually... make it four. 501 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,295 Also... 502 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:21,731 Baltimore... It's a third-rate city. 503 00:17:21,767 --> 00:17:25,017 It sucks. And you have dead women buried in your parks. 504 00:17:25,504 --> 00:17:27,959 ? 505 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,825 - Ladies, some shots. - Hey! 506 00:17:29,861 --> 00:17:32,060 It looks like you were making it happen with that one. 507 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:33,495 What'd you mess up this time? 508 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,330 Who knows? But it looked like you guys 509 00:17:35,366 --> 00:17:37,165 were having more fun over here, so I figured I join you 510 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,300 - and stay. - Okay! 511 00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:40,058 - All right! - Hey, hey! 512 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:42,245 - Mm. - Yeah! 513 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:43,599 Tornado Dance! 514 00:17:43,974 --> 00:17:45,507 - Yeah... - Uh... 515 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:46,659 excuse you? 516 00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:48,509 - Yeah? - No, no, no, no, no. 517 00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,511 Sorry. Sorry, that's on us. 518 00:17:50,546 --> 00:17:52,147 It's not worth it, girl, it's not worth it. 519 00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:53,316 Walk away. 520 00:17:59,186 --> 00:18:01,454 [INTENSE PERCUSSIVE MUSIC] 521 00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:02,834 ? 522 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,101 Oops. It looks like there's a little lighting issue. 523 00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:07,207 There's a shadow. You want me to fix that? 524 00:18:07,207 --> 00:18:08,940 Yeah, sure, Helen. Why don't you just 525 00:18:08,975 --> 00:18:11,809 - take over the whole production? - I can't take this anymore! 526 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,510 What is this about, Ralph? 527 00:18:14,419 --> 00:18:15,873 Dennis, a moment. 528 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,135 You really don't know what this is about, do you? 529 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:20,879 Morning announcements were my chance 530 00:18:20,884 --> 00:18:22,094 to be the cool guy, 531 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:23,352 to connect with the students, 532 00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:25,007 and you took them from me! 533 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:28,568 Oh, Ralph, why would I ever do anything to hurt you? 534 00:18:28,787 --> 00:18:30,683 You pulled me up from the gutter. 535 00:18:30,683 --> 00:18:31,848 You're an amazing man. 536 00:18:31,884 --> 00:18:34,185 I would never take the announcements from you. 537 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:36,819 Well, it's too late. I'm awake now, Helen. 538 00:18:36,828 --> 00:18:38,428 I thought I had this game cornered, 539 00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:39,601 then you came in and did it in a way 540 00:18:39,601 --> 00:18:41,198 that I didn't know what possible! 541 00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,055 - I'm a fraud. - No. 542 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,820 - You should do them! - Oh! I should do them. 543 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,226 Ha! You think that's what people want? 544 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,622 Me runnin' around like a big, dumb goof? 545 00:18:54,614 --> 00:18:57,801 I do that crap for my nephew, and he's five. 546 00:18:58,109 --> 00:18:59,938 Forever, if you know what I mean. 547 00:19:01,331 --> 00:19:03,140 Holy crap. Is that thing on? 548 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,174 Oh... 549 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:07,410 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 550 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,679 I don't understand what they see in you. 551 00:19:09,714 --> 00:19:12,982 [CHATTER CONTINUES] 552 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,387 Well... this is fun! 553 00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,022 Who, uh, who started all this? 554 00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,490 - You! - Me? 555 00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:22,224 Well, this is already awesome. 556 00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,860 - Explain. - When you revealed 557 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:25,427 that Victor liked Grace, we also found out 558 00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:27,329 she had a secret boyfriend, Marcus. 559 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:28,564 But she was actually protecting 560 00:19:28,599 --> 00:19:30,066 her real secret boyfriend, Devin, 561 00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:32,568 not realizing Marcus is secretly dating Sarika, 562 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:33,936 who got super-jealous. 563 00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,039 So Sarika decided to revenge-date Devin. 564 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:38,774 But Devin is fluid, so he may actually like me. 565 00:19:38,809 --> 00:19:40,676 And unrelatedly, Colin lost his retainer 566 00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:42,178 and is afraid to tell his mom, 567 00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:44,680 and no one is talking to anyone, a-and we're drowning! 568 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:46,883 Colin, you need to just tell your mom. 569 00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:49,051 - [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] - Okay, hey, guys, guys, guys. 570 00:19:49,086 --> 00:19:51,960 Wow! You are being [LAUGHS] far too dramatic. 571 00:19:52,394 --> 00:19:54,790 I mean, don't you realize how meaningless 572 00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,391 these little teenage crushes are? 573 00:19:56,426 --> 00:19:59,594 Come on, only adult romances actually mean anything. 574 00:19:59,905 --> 00:20:01,472 Look, the point is, you should 575 00:20:01,507 --> 00:20:03,407 all just be focused on your friendships. 576 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,101 Don't worry about all this petty dating stuff. 577 00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,346 Okay? You should all be downing shots together 578 00:20:08,381 --> 00:20:11,872 and doing dances based on natural disasters, you know? 579 00:20:12,365 --> 00:20:14,499 Leave all this other crap behind, you know? 580 00:20:14,534 --> 00:20:17,829 Otherwise, you're just gonna be stuck in Toledo goin' it alone. 581 00:20:18,449 --> 00:20:20,581 Look, you're gonna have your whole lives 582 00:20:20,581 --> 00:20:22,681 to worry about dating, 'kay? 583 00:20:22,717 --> 00:20:24,049 Right now, honestly, you should probably 584 00:20:24,085 --> 00:20:25,970 just be focused [LAUGHS] on masturbating. 585 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:27,495 You guys all masturbate, right? 586 00:20:28,612 --> 00:20:29,674 Yeah? 587 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,036 Show of hands real quick. 588 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,740 Oh, no... 589 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,068 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 590 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,238 Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. 591 00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,669 I noticed you weren't entangled 592 00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,337 in any of the love triangles. 593 00:20:49,363 --> 00:20:51,199 You prefer to stay above the fray. 594 00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:52,979 I don't mess with this kid stuff. 595 00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,091 I'm looking for a real woman. 596 00:21:02,536 --> 00:21:03,999 Oh, [BLEEP]. 597 00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,446 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 598 00:21:07,496 --> 00:21:12,046 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43361

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