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******holy hot mamas!
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But who will be the final
mommy that you'd like to--
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oh,you know.
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I came here to be number one!
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coming up next,here on nbc.
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Are you guys gonna
do any work today or--
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zip it. Milf island is on.
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20 milfs, 50 eighth-grade
boys, no rules.
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And tonight,one winner.
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Welcome to milf island.
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This show is the worst.
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Didn't one of thos milfs
die during production?
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She had too much champagne, and a
monkey knocked her into some quicksand.
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It could happen anywhere.
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miss lemon,we might have a problem.
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I went through the paper looking
for that article on speed dating
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- that you asked about...
- uh,buh duh jee jee je...
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when I came across this.
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Who...
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did... this?
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Who did what?
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This is from today's
page 6 gossip column.
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"Which tgs with tracy jordan staffer "
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called corporate honcho jack
donaghy "a class 'a' moron?
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"Donaghy is up for the G.E.Chairmanship,
"but one employee has misgivings,
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adding,'that guy can eat my poo.'"
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Who said this?
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- not me.
- Not me.
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- It wasn't me.
- I wasn't even working that day.
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Liz...
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mr. Donaghy would like to see
you in his office immediately.
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Well,it better not be about that quote
because I am not taking the bullet for this!
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This is bad. Like,lose you job bad.
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Prepare for the craziest night
of television of your life.
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30 Rock
Season02 Episode11
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Well,I'm going to get yelled at.
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What's going on with you?
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The season finale of milf island.
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and I'm gonna watch
it alone in my office.
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That's pretty grim,pete.
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Ooh,a dangler!
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Liz,I'm gonna get free food.
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It's soy joy.
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Who doesn't love soy joy?
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Somebody upstairs has changed their
mind about old pete hornberger.
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I'm stuck!
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Lemon...
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remember this?
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Deborah and shauna squaring
off at erection cove.
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um,I don'T. I don't
really watch this show.
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that deborah's amazing.
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Have you heard her story?
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Before she was cast on milf island, she
was just a struggling actress living in L.A.
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Wow,that's inspiring.
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She has real star quality.
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You should meet with her.
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Wait,is that why you called me up here?
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Sir,I have sumner redstone
calling to congratulate you.
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I'll return.
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The calls have been
pouring in all night.
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Milf island's huge.
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I guess I should be out celebrating, but
I'm waiting for a call from don geiss.
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You think he'll call me "jackie-boy"?
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Then I'll be at erection cove.
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Congratulations,jack.
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You must be very proud.
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When you meet with deborah, have her
do her indian cab driver impression.
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She--she really
pulls it off.
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Now,why would I meet with her?
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Because we're developing a spin-off,
and I thought you could write it.
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Oh,,thanks!
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I don't want anything
to do with milf island.
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That show is kinda
lowest common denominator.
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The critics said that same
thing about shakespeare.
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Yeah,but shakespeare never had a
confessional shower sponsored by dove pro-age.
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So you have seen the show.
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And why shouldn't you?
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It has sex,lies,puberty,
betrayal,relay races.
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Milf island reflects the
drama of the human experience.
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And isn't that the essence of art?
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I don't think eating
bugs to earn tampons...
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episode nine. 22 million viewers.
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Is art. Performance is an art.
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Writing is an art. What we do is art.
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Someone put too many
farts in this engine!
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It's about to explode!
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Okay,fine. Don't meet with her.
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I just saw the opportunity for you
to make An obscene amount of money.
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Well,no thanks. I have integrity.
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It's farting! It's farting!
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Myirt.
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Anyway,unless there's something
else, I'm just gonna...
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actually,we do need to
resolve the page six debacle.
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You know,if you google the phrase "class
'a' moron," my name pops up first now.
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So step aside, randy quaid.
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Jack,I'm sorry you saw that.
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It's not good timing
for me,professionally.
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I will find out who did it.
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I'll beat it out of them.
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No,no,here's how we're
gonna play this situation.
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We're gonna turn up the
heat on your people...
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and see who breaks first.
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Jonathan...
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could you round
up those idiots--
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hey,buddies.
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he knows,doesn't he?
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Yeah,and he's not happy.
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Does he think it's me?
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Did he--did
he mention me?
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No,I think you're safe because I
think he forgot that you're a person.
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Yeah!
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Come on,how long is this gonna take?
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Our pizzas are downstairs,
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and the tribunal was just about to make one
of the last four milfs hang up her bikini top.
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Zalutha...
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you've kept it tight.
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Heidi...
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we no longer want to hit that.
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Get off milf island!
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Can I just get the pizzas
and bring them up here?
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No,no,you have to stay here in
case mr. Donaghy calls you in.
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Look,whoever did this
needs to fess up now.
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I can protect you.
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I just need to know who it is.
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Fine,everybody but me close your eyes.
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Whoever did it, raise your hand.
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Oh,really mature,guys!
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You are on your own.
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Miss lemon,can I have
a word with you,please?
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Lutz,come here.
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We should form an alliance.
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A what?
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An alliance.
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We're the two biggest
dirtbags around here.
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They're gonna try to blame us.
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I don't think people see me that way.
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Yeah,they do. You and me.
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A couple of fat pervert losers.
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My sister-in-law did kinda
a makeover on me. I thought--
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no. No.
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Hello? A little help!
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My shirt is caught on what
feels like a very sharp...
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mechanism.
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Ooh,maybe if I can get the shirt off.
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What?
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What is it,kenneth?
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Well,I was thinking about this item in the
newspaper, and something doesn't make sense.
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What do you mean?
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Well,I know toofer would never use
the word "poo," so it's not him.
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And frank couldn't have done it because he
was with me all day making fun of my haircut.
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And also, I saw you do it.
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The game... is about...to change!
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What do you mean you saw me do it?
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It was yesterday, downstairs.
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Liz lemon,I'm gonna
miss the show this week.
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Jack is sending me to
do stand-up in dubai.
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I'm gonna do jokes on airplane food.
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It's all new to them.
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No,tracy,you can't miss the show.
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Well,don't blame me, blame jack.
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He's the one I'm splitting
the $3 million with.
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You and jack donaghy are
the cause of my jawline acne!
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You work for jack donaghy?
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That class "a" moron? Unfortunately.
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Must be tough taking orders
from a guy like that,huh?
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I don't take orders
from him. He's an idiot.
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He doesn't know what he's
doing. That guy can eat my poo.
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- Do you work here too?
- No.
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I'm a reporter for the new york
post, specializing in business gossip.
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And then you asked him if he was single, and
he said,"don't worry about it," but then--
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okay,fine,you got me! I did it.
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But I am not taking
the fall for this one.
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I have taken too many bullets
for my idiot staff in the past.
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Jonathan,did someone turn the heat up?
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No idea.
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Where I'm from, we
don't notice the heat.
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that's interesting.
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I didn't know it was
hot in assholevania.
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I deserve one free pass.
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But that's not the right thing to do.
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Yes,yes,kenneth.
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But jack and i are friends.
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It would screw things
up if this came out.
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What if I really messed up his
chances of getting that promotion?
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I would be so sad if
I got caught for this.
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But you're not supposed to lie.
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You apple-faced goon!
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Fine,I will tell him.
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Oh,pray for me.
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Really?
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Is everyone watching tv?
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Yes! Okay,okay...
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Okay...
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I just need four numbers.
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Call anybody in the building.
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Any... random...number.
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Yes! Hornberger!
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Hello,you've reached
pete hornberger at tgs.
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Please leave a message.
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A class "a" moron.
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Yeah, how are you doing?
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Lemon,can I share something with you that
I've never shared with anyone in my life?
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I would rather you didn'T.
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When I was a child, I
had a terrible stutter.
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And I was so embarrassed by it
that I rarely spoke in class.
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You were a stutterer?
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Couldn't get a word out.
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Needless to say I was the
object of some ridicule.
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Because of my reticence,
they assumed I was stupid,
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and the massachusetts public
school system designated me
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a class "a" moron.
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Oh,no.
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the stutter got so bad i
was taken out of my grade
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and put in the special class
held in the boiler room.
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My only other classmate was named gilly.
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He'd fallen through the ice as a child
and was technically dead for 57 minutes.
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They taught us to sweep sawdust
so we could find work at a mill.
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I'm sure whoever said that
thing in the post had no idea--
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of course,I overcame the
stutter in three languages.
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On to princeton,harvard, the
top of the business world.
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I thought i'd blocked this out, but a thing
like this brings back some old emotions.
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I'm so sorry.
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I feel like I'm back in that boiler
room making little piles of sawdust
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while gilly plays with
himself in the corner.
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I'm sorry, did you want something?
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I just wanted to tell you...
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that I've narrowed it
down to toofer or frank.
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Thank you.
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God,I am famished.
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those are jack's!
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Come on,guys.
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Whoever did it,just confess
so we can get out of here.
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Why are you looking at me and lutz?
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I wasn'T.
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I think lutz'll tell
you that I'm innocent.
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No,I won't,dude.
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What the frak?
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I thought we had a dirtbag alliance!
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I'm not a dirtbag.
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This is from amican eagle!
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You formed an alliance?
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That strongly insinuates guilt.
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Well,I think pointing fingers
at people makes you seem guilty.
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Thanks,judas.
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- I thought we had a deal.
- You lis!
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Who cares if you went
to harvard? Who cares?
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Debra, what was the hardest
part of this for you?
251
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I would have to say...
252
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,090
the physical challenges.
253
00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:52,260
I mean,you're tired,
hungry, want to go home.
254
00:11:52,270 --> 00:11:53,780
And then you just reach inside yourself,
255
00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:57,060
and you find the strength that
you didn't even know you had.
256
00:11:57,540 --> 00:12:00,260
I mean,one of my implants exploded...
257
00:12:00,270 --> 00:12:02,460
and I didn't even ask
to get off the catapult.
258
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:08,680
now,boys,there are only two
milfs left: Debra and deborah.
259
00:12:09,080 --> 00:12:10,990
But one of them is going home.
260
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,770
And it will be revealed...
261
00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:16,180
after three more breaks.
262
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,450
Deborah's played the game so well.
263
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,090
Even if she loses,
america's gonna want more.
264
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,740
Maybe it's a talk show.
265
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,570
No,jack,I'm not working on it.
266
00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:27,200
Jonathan,turn up the heat a
little more and send in kenneth.
267
00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:27,760
Kenneth?
268
00:12:27,780 --> 00:12:28,900
We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
269
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He won't know anything.
270
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,920
Kenneth...
271
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you're the eyes and ears of tgs.
272
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,820
So liz and I were hoping you could
help us to track down the person
273
00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:42,190
who's been saying these hurtful
things about me in the paper.
274
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:48,590
Well,sir,I'm sure that
whoever did this regrets her...
275
00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:53,920
or his mistake, and
will do the right thing.
276
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I certainly hope so.
277
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:58,580
Do you have any guesses?
278
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Kenneth,I need an answer.
279
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,670
The stress of this is
making me awful sleepy.
280
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,120
sir, there's a call on two i
think you're gonna want to take.
281
00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:18,140
Mr. Geiss,I-- oh,hello,
vice president cheney.
282
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,620
I'm gonna kill you.
283
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:23,180
Yes,I hope deborah wins as well.
284
00:13:23,190 --> 00:13:25,990
No,they're not real, unfortunately.
285
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,390
Get out of here!
286
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,040
I can't believe you didn't tell him!
287
00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:30,420
You listen to me, li'l abner.
288
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:32,400
Keep your fried baloney hole shut!
289
00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:34,150
I am not going down for this!
290
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,270
I'll tell him you did it.
291
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,470
Who do you think he's gonna believe?
292
00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,090
I'm important around here.
293
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:42,780
Miss lemon,your eyes look like my uncle's
after he would drink from the air-conditioner.
294
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,180
I thought we were friends.
295
00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,370
I didn't come here to make friends.
296
00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:49,620
I came here to be number one!
297
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:51,020
liz lemon!
298
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:53,200
I can't believe they put
what you said in the paper.
299
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:55,710
Shh--how do you
know about that?
300
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:57,650
this is a cathy cartoon!
301
00:13:57,660 --> 00:14:01,630
Yeah,that cartoon copied exactly
what you said the other Y.
302
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,920
Chocolate,chocolate, chocolate! Aack!
303
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:08,350
If you decide to sue
them, I know a good lawyer!
304
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,910
Took me to the cleers last year.
305
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,110
the truth will come out.
306
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:17,390
Like my cousin steven after he went
to music college, it will come out.
307
00:14:17,730 --> 00:14:20,680
stay tuned for one
final, shocking twist.
308
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:21,680
Shut up!
309
00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:22,940
Brought to you buy soy joy.
310
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,770
Fortified with optimism.
311
00:14:28,260 --> 00:14:29,690
Jack,it's almost 11:00.
312
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,620
Why don't you let thos guys go
home, and we'll all sleep on it?
313
00:14:32,630 --> 00:14:34,490
They called me stammerhead shark,lemon.
314
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,310
What?
315
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,660
The kids at school.
They called me names.
316
00:14:37,670 --> 00:14:40,310
Mrs. Stutterworth, stutterfingers...
317
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,340
stuttermilk pancakes.
318
00:14:42,350 --> 00:14:45,250
The butter thing opened
up a lot of doors for them.
319
00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:49,140
You know,I wore
corrective shoes as a kid.
320
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:49,710
Really?
321
00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:53,910
When I was born, I had a
malformed extra baby foot
322
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:56,690
extending from my actual foot.
323
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,060
They think maybe i ate my twin.
324
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:03,350
But after the surgery to
remove it, I walked pigeon-toed.
325
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:07,250
So all through grade school, I
had to wear corrective foot gear
326
00:15:07,260 --> 00:15:10,660
that attached to a headgear.
327
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,720
Gilly chewed through his headgear.
328
00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:14,560
My point is,I survived.
329
00:15:14,570 --> 00:15:15,930
It made me a better person.
330
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,600
And he same is true of you.
331
00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:21,470
All this,all your success is
because of that certificate.
332
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,280
It made you who you are.
333
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,920
And that is not a bad thing.
334
00:15:24,930 --> 00:15:26,780
Thank you,lemon.
335
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:30,730
Look. The final council is starting.
336
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:35,830
Deborah has the bearing of a queen.
337
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,320
- Maybe you did it!
- Why would I do it?
338
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:40,720
- That is so stupid.
- You know people at page six!
339
00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:42,970
I hate all of you!
340
00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:45,810
Order! Order,I say!
341
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,940
We must not be rash.
342
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:53,070
We must divorce ourselves from our
prejudices, and appeal to our higher reasoning.
343
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:55,700
This is the speaking banana.
344
00:15:55,710 --> 00:16:01,220
Everyone will get a chance to speak,and
only then will we make our decision.
345
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:06,030
Josh,my friend, you are first.
346
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:10,680
Look,I would never do this
because I'm loyal to the show.
347
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:11,790
That dude did it!
348
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,050
I knew it was you!
349
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:17,130
Look at his light eyes.
They're freaky like a wolf!
350
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,630
Keep it down!
351
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,960
Why are you still here?
352
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,740
I love it up here. It's
hot,it's loud, there's no pizza.
353
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,180
It's like miami.
354
00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:28,960
Maybe liz did it.
355
00:16:28,970 --> 00:16:30,500
Are you kidding me?
356
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:35,980
After all the times i have defended you guys
and covered up for you, How dare you accuse me!
357
00:16:35,990 --> 00:16:38,170
you say you're sorry right now.
358
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:39,570
I'm sorry.
359
00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:41,730
Please don't cry, it's
making me feel weird.
360
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:44,580
I can't take this anymore.
361
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:47,330
I'm going to put an end to it.
362
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,850
but--but--but--but--but--
363
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,710
mr. Donaghy,it was me.
364
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:53,060
I said those bad things about
you in the newspaper,sir.
365
00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:54,270
Kenneth,you?
366
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,280
I couldn't lie anymore,sir.
367
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:59,230
Because everyone knows the weight
of a lie makes your soul so heavy
368
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,450
that you can't rise up to heaven.
369
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,780
And you don't look good
in jeans from behind.
370
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,430
But why,kenneth?
371
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,470
Is it because I made
you work late last night?
372
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:09,110
Yes,sir. That was it.
373
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,750
I was here folding milf island tee
shirts until 2:00 in the morning.
374
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,620
And then you didn't even offer me one.
375
00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:17,190
Needless to say i grumbled about
you to anyone who would listen.
376
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,640
Don't know what to say, kenneth.
377
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:23,000
You've embarrassed
yourself and the show.
378
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,230
You may have compromised my
chances of running this company.
379
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:28,720
And needless to say,
you've hurt me personally.
380
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:32,360
Lemon,do you have
anything you want to add?
381
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:36,630
You disgust me.
382
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:41,830
- Well,that's over.
- deborah wins!
383
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:47,440
She played the game so well.
384
00:17:47,450 --> 00:17:50,080
She manipulated,she lied.
385
00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:52,460
She got a pretty bad staph infection.
386
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:56,310
But tonight, deborah is our winner.
387
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,910
Who won?
388
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,730
myirt!
389
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:15,530
Jack,what are you doing here?
390
00:18:15,540 --> 00:18:16,810
Geiss called me.
391
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:17,800
Oh,good.
392
00:18:17,810 --> 00:18:19,590
I've never heard him sound so happy.
393
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,380
He called me "jackie boy."
394
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:25,630
And deborah's testing off the charts
in the most profitable demographics.
395
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:29,510
Soccer moms,nascar dads,
white-collar pervs, and the obese.
396
00:18:30,020 --> 00:18:31,100
Congratulations.
397
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,390
I've really come a long way since
that heart attack, havet I,lemon?
398
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,100
Geiss' job is mine to lose.
399
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:40,400
There's just one thing
still bothering me.
400
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,070
Kenneth's story doesn't add up.
401
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:44,170
You want some pizza?
402
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:46,980
Kenneth said he was folding
tee shirts until 2:00 A.M.
403
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:49,190
But the post goes to press at midnight.
404
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:53,250
Even if he somehow did bump into a reporter
in the elevator, it would be too late.
405
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:56,010
Well,you know, that guy's the worst.
406
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:59,250
This should be the greatest night
of my life, but I can't enjoy it.
407
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:03,850
I mean,it's just k-k-killing me that
somebody would say that about me.
408
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,330
I'm sure the person who said
it probably didn't mean it.
409
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,090
And it was probably toofer.
410
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,910
No,they meant it.
411
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:12,290
They think I'm a moron, just
like gilly and everyone else.
412
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:13,770
Even gilly made fun of you?
413
00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,540
You know, it's funny,lemon.
414
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:20,850
I g-guess I'll always b-b-b-be
that k-k-k-k-k-k- k-k-k-k-k-
415
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,420
it was me! I did it!
416
00:19:22,430 --> 00:19:25,650
I--I didn't mean any of it. I'm
sorry I said you could eat my poo.
417
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:28,460
it was me. I did it.
418
00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,220
I know.
419
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:35,130
I just wanted to get you to admit it.
420
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,490
And you do know how you're gonna
make this up to me,don't you?
421
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,020
Oh,god.
422
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,590
I've gotta write the deborah show.
423
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,560
She wants to sing in every episode.
424
00:19:45,030 --> 00:19:48,040
You knew. How?
425
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:52,500
No onion rings? Ugh,this
place can eat my poo!
426
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:56,120
You say that word a lot
more than you realize.
427
00:19:56,130 --> 00:20:01,630
Now,I need you to initial
here, and sign here and here.
428
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,850
I've got to admit i
never thought I'd get you.
429
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:09,450
I mean,the stutter,
the certificate,gilly.
430
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,610
Yeah,well,I made up all that stuff
about the extra baby foot too.
431
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:15,010
I made that up--that was
to make you feel better.
432
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,490
I'll walk you out.
433
00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,960
Heel,toe,lemon. Heel,toe.
434
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,630
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