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Oh,hey,I,uh,I found your lipstick.
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Oh,no,this isn't mine.
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This is sunset blush.
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I wear tiger orgasm.
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But it was in my apartment.
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I don't know why I told
you about the pop-tart.
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But that's weird.
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It's just me and pete at my place.
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Hello,ladies.
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Pete's having an affair.
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What?
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The lipstick,the spring in his step.
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The sexy justin timberlake hat.
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No,no,he's still married.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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The only reason men start
taking care of themselves is
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if they're getting someone
to have sex with them.
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If it wasn't for that,they'd just
sit at home in their own filth.
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Hey,Liz.
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We're out of string cheese,so
I think i'm gonna take off.
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What sketch is that for?
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It's not for a sketch.
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It's part of our new company-wide
global eco initiative.
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We're going green,Lemon.
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And do you know why?
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To save the earth?
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So we can drain the
remainder of its resources.
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Don Geiss is a genius.
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He's pitting all of the divisions
of the company against each other
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to see who can make the most money
from this environmentalism trend.
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And I am going to win with...
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greenzo!
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Saving the earth while
maintaining profitability.
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That's right,jared.
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Greenzo is america's
first non-judgmental,
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business-friendly
environmental advocate.
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The free market will
solve global warming,
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- if that even exists.
- My boy.
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Greenzo?
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Is that the first name
that came to your head?
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Can you believe it? I mean,it
just popped rightthere.
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-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
proudly presents
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-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
sync:������
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Rock Season02 Episode05
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You're gonna be great,jared.
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I'm just so excited about this gig,sir.
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I mean,what a--
what a sweet gig.
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I've got a gig.
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Yeah,you're saying "gig" a lot.
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Oh,I'm so sorry.
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I haven't worked in a while.
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My last real job was an ad for rick
lazio's new york senate campaign.
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Hillary clinton wants
an all-homosexual army.
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How will that affect my family?
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Well,thankfully,those
days are behind you.
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Your billboard's going
up in times square.
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You're releasing an endangered falcon
during halftime at the knicks game. And...
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you're booked on the today show.
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Oh,wow,the today show!
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I just wish my mom were still alive
so I could rub it in her fat face.
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Uh,come with me.
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He's having another party.
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Howdy.
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Hope you can make it.
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See ya there.
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What's up,Lemon?
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I'm hiding from Kenneth.
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I don't wanna get roped into
another one of his terrible parties.
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I'm always the only person who shows up.
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Happy halloween,baby.
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How could no one go to ken's party?
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He's such a great dude.
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Will you come,please?
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No,I can'T.
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I only go to a-list events.
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Ohh,I don't wanna be stuck
there alone with him again.
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Don't sweat it,'cause
I'm gonna bail you out.
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I'm gonna turn ken's
jam into a major event.
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Good luck with that.
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See,all a hot party needs is mystique.
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A buzz.
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See,people are like lemmings.
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Harvey lemmings,my lawyer,who
never misses a party.
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That's not a real peon.
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You made that up.
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I just have to start a little rumor.
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Who are the biggest gossips on tgs?
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grizz and dotcom.
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So,greenzo,what else can kids and
parents do to protect the environment?
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well,kids,you can tell your parents to buy a
G.E.Front-loading washing machine to save water.
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'Cause if the earth's not here,where
else is greenzo gonna dance?
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Thanks for getting the
message out,greenzo.
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You're saving the world.
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Did you hear what mary said
about me saving the world?
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Sorry,everybody,that's meredith viera.
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The today show wants to give
us a recurring segment now.
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Lemon,I want you to write them up.
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I want the sketches to be
punchy and entertaining,
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so don't treat it like your show.
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All right,but only because I like earth.
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Jared,we'll send you some stuff.
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Oh,I'd like to sit in and give notes.
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Make sure it's got that greenzo voice.
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It's wry and wise,but--but
also very sexual.
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Walk with me,Lemon.
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Look how greenzo's testing.
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They love him in every demographic.
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Colored people,broads,fairies,commies.
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Gosh,we gotta update these forms.
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Yeah,well,greenzo seems
to love himself too.
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So does don Geiss.
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He sent me a personal
card congratulating me.
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With a real signature!
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Wow,if you licked the
envelope,you could clone him,
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and then you'd have two Geisses.
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Yeah,right,Lemon.
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I'm gonna clone Geiss,then compete
with a Geiss clone for the ceo position?
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Think it thr
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Ms.Lemon,mr.Donaghy,I'm just
a simple pig farmer's son.
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But I would be honored if you'd
come to a party at my home.
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Oh,whatever,fine. I'll come.
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Super. Mr.D?
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Uh,no. I could make
up some excuse,Kenneth,
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but I have too much respect for you.
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During your party,I'll be
home,listening to some schubert.
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And,uh,ironically,viewing
some canadian pornography.
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Hope you're ready to
party like it's 1999.
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Which,according to my
bible,will be in seven years.
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Oh,what is that smell?
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That is the body spray that
came with my new leather Jacket.
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Oh,my god.
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Are you having an affair?
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What? No.
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Why would you say that?
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Because you're acting all
happy and full of life.
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Liz,you're crazy.
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Yeah,and you're married,remember,pete?
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Your beautiful wife paula.
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And your sons,robert and Jack.
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And that creepy little one who's always
rubbing himself against the carpet.
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Liz... I'm not cheating on paula.
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You better not be!
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Oh,great,now I smell
like midlife crisis!
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Here's a tip,cerie.
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Decide what you want before
you open the refrigerator.
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You just released enough hydro
fluorocarbons to kill a penguin.
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This penguin.
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You ever take off that costume?
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You ever take off yours?
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Greenzo out!
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Did he just talk to me like I'm ugly?
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Hey,fellas.
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I heard a secret about Kenneth's party.
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Ken went to high school in
georgia with the rapper T.I.
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And,boys...
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T.I.Might show up.
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But listen...
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we can't let anyone know. Anyone!
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Got it? Right.
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******
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*******
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Never******
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****too
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I love*****
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we know
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********
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Dude*******
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*********
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So******week
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******
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******you
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I******
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********
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I mean*******about it
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*******
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Well,Kenneth is having this
really,really big party.
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Yes,that's right,you heard me!
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T.I.Is gonna be at Kenneth's party!
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You're my publicist. Get me in!
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Oh,also,could you try to kill that
story about my mom being meless?
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I love T.I.
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Please,respect celebrity privacy.
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It's a party?
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Yes,but don't tell anybody.
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That was Geiss's social
secretary. What did he say?
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He was talking about some
epic party at Kenneth's!
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He claims he needs an
invite for mr.Geiss.
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You're saying Geiss might
be at Kenneth's party?
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- Our Kenneth?
- Yes!
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Why would he go to that?
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What else do you know?
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T.I.Is going to be there.
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Bob logan from texas
instruments is gonna be there?
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Logan must be in contention
for the ceo spot as well.
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Sir,if there's any chance that
mr.Geiss is going to be at this party
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Thanks,jonathan. Think
I should try to go?
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I...
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I've gotta find Kenneth.
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I,uh,haven't had a chance to
get to that greenzo stuff yet.
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Hey,did you leave your
computer on all night?
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Yeah,it just takes a really long
time to reboot in the morning.
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Hey,you know what
else takes a long time?
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Building a new earth.
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- Listen,jared-
- greenzo.
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I'm working with you as a favor.
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You know what? You people make me sick.
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You act like you
care,but you do nothing.
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Do you even bother to
compost your own feces?
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Look,I got a lot of real work
that I have to do right now.
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So I'm not really interested
in having some actor lecture me.
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Are you saying actors
can't change the world?
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I guess nobody bothered
to tell sharon stone.
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Look,I always knew i
can make a difference.
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And now I finally have my platform,
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so l's have a little less yappity
yap and a little more kity clack.
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All right,that's it. I'm telling Jack.
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- This is not working.
- Wait.
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What's in that styrofoam cup,huh?
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The earth's blood?
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- Give me that.
- No.
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You jag! I just got
this,like,eight years ago.
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Good job.
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Leave all the lights on
for the invisible people.
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Gross!
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- Liz!
- Paula?
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You're cheating with your wife?
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Why didn't you te me about this!
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That's my fault.
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I get off on the sneakin'
around. Who knew,right?
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So how are your parents?
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No,no,no. We'll catch up later.
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I just came to get a clean sweater.
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Why is there a pop-tart in the bed?
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What do you do with the pop-tart?
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Hey,did you hear about
Kenneth's insane party?
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T.I.'S gonna be there.
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I'm surprised to hear that
because that is new information.
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Yeah,and he's gonna perform.
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He is?
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And fall out boy will be there too.
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And there's gonna be foxy boxing!
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Foxy boxing? I love foxy boxing!
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It combines my two favorite
things: Boxing and referees!
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I got to get into that party man.
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Get me harvey lemmings!
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You dummy,first of all,you
didn't dial that cell phone.
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Second of all,that is your own rumor.
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People are gonna show up
expecting all this great stuff,
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and they're gonna be
disappointed and angry.
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Just like colonial williamsburg.
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You need to nip this in the bud.
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Tell Kenneth what you've
done and cancel the party.
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Kenneth,thanks for letting
my cousins come to your party.
255
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I'm just horny to be in New York
256
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:58,700
Hey,Kenneth,you know how much
i like to joke around,right?
257
00:11:58,710 --> 00:12:00,000
Not really,mr.Donaghy.
258
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:02,590
Well,before,when I told you i
didn't wanna come to your party,
259
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,450
I was just kidding!
260
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:08,590
Isn't that a fantastic joke?
261
00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:14,560
I don't understand what's happening.
262
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:16,180
Well,the point is that I have good news.
263
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,840
I may be able to stop by now.
264
00:12:17,850 --> 00:12:20,720
Oh,mr.Donaghy,you don't
wanna go to my silly party.
265
00:12:22,420 --> 00:12:25,480
so that's the way you wanna play this?
266
00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:28,510
Whip 'em out,measure 'em.
267
00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:31,480
Kenneth,as an executive vice
president at general electric,
268
00:12:31,490 --> 00:12:34,400
I'm ordering you to give me
one of those pink cupcakes.
269
00:12:34,410 --> 00:12:38,370
Ld love it if you came to my party.
270
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:39,500
Yeah.
271
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You would.
272
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Sweet.
273
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:44,870
Everyone's coming.
274
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,030
You're just in time,Lemon.
275
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,030
Greenzo's segment on the
today show is about to begin.
276
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,560
Yeah,I didn't write
anything for that guy.
277
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,100
He has gone off the deep end.
278
00:12:55,110 --> 00:12:55,870
You gotta replace hi
279
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,130
don't mess with success,Lemon.
280
00:12:57,140 --> 00:12:59,360
Viewers love green Geiss loves greenzo.
281
00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:00,690
We're not changing anything.
282
00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,530
Hey,kids,can you hold your breath?
283
00:13:03,630 --> 00:13:05,930
Good. Now do it forever.
284
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:10,410
'Cause the air is gonna be poisoned
unless we switch to green technology.
285
00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,860
Sold by our company.
286
00:13:11,870 --> 00:13:12,650
I love this guy.
287
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:15,670
You know,greenzo,I read that
television sets actually draw power
288
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,020
even when they're turned off.
289
00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:22,040
Meredith just taught us a
very important lesson,kids.
290
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,970
It's rude to interrupt people.
291
00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,150
Can greenzo get real here for a second?
292
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:32,730
Did you know that there are people out
there with the power to heal mother gaia,
293
00:13:32,740 --> 00:13:35,010
but they're paralyzed by greed?
294
00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:39,950
I'm talking about big companies and
their two-faced,fat cat executives.
295
00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:42,190
What is he doing?
296
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:42,980
Stay calm.
297
00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:47,410
Did you kids know that we could actually
end global warming in five years,
298
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:51,420
if we just raised taxes on
the super-rich by just 2%?
299
00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:52,440
Wow,is that true?
300
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,450
It doesn't matter if it's true.
301
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,220
He works for that money.
302
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:58,060
We've lost control of greenzo.
303
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,980
I knew we should have
gone with angie harmon.
304
00:13:59,990 --> 00:14:01,850
kill trees?
305
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,270
Hey,Liz.
306
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:09,230
Look,obviously what happened in
your bed last night was a violation.
307
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,760
So much hair.
308
00:14:10,770 --> 00:14:12,230
Sorry,she likes me natural.
309
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,290
Listen,I am glad that
you're back with paula.
310
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,770
But when are you moving out?
311
00:14:15,780 --> 00:14:17,340
No,no,no,Liz. I can't move out.
312
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:20,220
Look,paula and I got
married our sophomore year.
313
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,900
She was pregnant 20
minutes into the first date.
314
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,960
This is the first chance we've
had to just... be a couple.
315
00:14:25,970 --> 00:14:27,380
And our relationship
has never been better.
316
00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:28,870
We did it on your kitchen table.
317
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,710
I shouldn't have told you that.
318
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,050
Liz,please.
319
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,650
Please let me be your
roommate so I can date my wife.
320
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,670
Oh,I can't believe i'm saying this.
321
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:40,010
- Okay.
- Yes!
322
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,640
Oh,Liz,you're the best.
323
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,860
Oh,hey,could you come
home early tonight?
324
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:46,030
Paula wants to get caught again.
325
00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,050
Got it.
326
00:14:49,510 --> 00:14:52,340
Hey,you catch me on today,Jack?
327
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,840
Mary was totally digging me.
328
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,600
Dude,have you hit that?
329
00:14:56,610 --> 00:15:00,170
Jared,I'm a little concerned that
we're losing our message here.
330
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:02,350
It's
non-judgmental,business-friendly.
331
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,760
Oh,no,no,no,no. We're
way past that,Jack.
332
00:15:05,770 --> 00:15:09,720
While you're out there destroying
the earth,I'll be saving it.
333
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,190
And history will remember me.
334
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:16,260
When I die,they'll wanna
put my face on money.
335
00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:19,760
If there were money in the
future instead of just hugs.
336
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,200
Okay,you listen to me,redzo.
337
00:15:22,210 --> 00:15:24,170
You either get on board,or
you're gonna wake up on that
338
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,120
island with phil donahue
and the electric car.
339
00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:26,890
You understand me?
340
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,590
I made you what you are.
341
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:30,980
No,I've always been greenzo.
342
00:15:30,990 --> 00:15:32,490
You're crazy.
343
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:34,270
And you're fired.
344
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:36,430
Really?
345
00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:39,600
Can you fire the wind,Jack?
346
00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:42,050
Can you fire a hurricane?
347
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:48,190
We're developing that technology!
348
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:51,840
hey,Liz,you going to Kenneth's party?
349
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,200
Is this party still on?
350
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:53,980
Oh,it better be.
351
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,650
The harlem globetrotters
are gonna be there.
352
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,190
The girl from heroes
is gonna take a shower.
353
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,380
Now Jack is going to
this party?This is nuts--
354
00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:03,640
you said you were gonna shut it down.
355
00:16:03,650 --> 00:16:05,770
I couldn'T. This means too much to ken.
356
00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,930
And when everyone shows up and it sucks?
357
00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:09,080
It's not going to.
358
00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:11,750
This party's about to
become a tracy jordan joint!
359
00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:12,950
And what does that entail?
360
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,470
Here we go!
361
00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:24,660
I've called this meeting to discuss what
happened last night at Kenneth's party.
362
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,930
******Kiss me.
363
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:37,550
We all went in with
certain expectations.
364
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,530
The evening took a nasty left turn.
365
00:16:45,490 --> 00:16:49,600
Now we must face certain
facts in the cold light of day.
366
00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:58,910
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
367
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,310
Mr.Lutz,you ate all my
parakeet's medication.
368
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:06,190
And thanks to you,sonny crockett
has been having seizures all morning.
369
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:11,100
Mr.Hornberger,I would thank you to
come pick up your wife at some point.
370
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:15,400
Mr.Jordan,I saw you steal my sink.
371
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:17,600
Harlem globetrotter...
372
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,700
does that name mean nothing to you?
373
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,310
And ms.Lemon.
374
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,290
I will have you know
that before last night,
375
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:33,040
I had never,ever seen
grizz or dotcom cry.
376
00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,360
I'm sorry.
377
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:40,020
I want you all to think
about what you did.
378
00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:53,330
Congratulations.
379
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,860
You were all present at Kenneth
parcell's last party ever.
380
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,880
Mr.Donaghy,uh...
381
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720
they are ready for you downstairs.
382
00:18:05,730 --> 00:18:07,540
I'm gonna,uh...
383
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,870
need a moment.
384
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,090
What is this for?
385
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,200
The today show was expecting
another green segment.
386
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,190
Don Geiss is expecting it.
387
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:16,390
It's gonna happen.
388
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:19,240
But you fired jared,so who's gonna...
389
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,530
oh,my god. That's al gore.
390
00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:23,060
Is he gonna be the new greenzo?
391
00:18:23,070 --> 00:18:23,890
Uh,not exactly.
392
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:26,070
I may have gotten him
here under false pretenses.
393
00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:27,760
Hey,Jack,good to see you again.
394
00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:28,810
Mr.Vice president.
395
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:29,840
Hi,how are you?
396
00:18:29,850 --> 00:18:30,810
I'm Lemon.
397
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:33,910
So I'm excited to see this
trash-powered car of yours.
398
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,630
How do you two even know each other?
399
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:38,600
We met when Jack was an
intern for senator ted kennedy.
400
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:41,280
Let me tell ya,Jack was
the most liberal guy--
401
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:44,850
The thing is,the G.E.Garbage
car isn't quite ready yet.
402
00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:47,890
But while you're here,what do you say you
throw on a pair of green tights and a cape,
403
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,120
and tell the kids how big business
is good for the environment?
404
00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,440
I have no interest in doing that.
405
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,340
Al,we're with you on
this whole planet thing.
406
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:57,240
I mean,look at the set we built with the
smiley-face earth and some green things.
407
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,090
Jack,look,we're way beyond that.
408
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:02,920
If your network really wants to
demonstrate a commitment to the environment,
409
00:19:02,930 --> 00:19:04,890
why don't you start by,for example,
410
00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:09,740
having an entire week with nothing but
environmental themes on all the programs?
411
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:11,910
Use entertainment for substance.
412
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,960
You could have a character in prime time
413
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,470
making a passionate argument
to the american people
414
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:20,070
that we need co2 taxes to
replace the payroll taxes.
415
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:25,280
Your parent company could lobby congress and the
president to pass the treaty and save the climate.
416
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,720
Yes,or...
417
00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,420
you could put on a silly
hat and tell the kids
418
00:19:28,430 --> 00:19:30,590
how outsourcing means
cheaper toys at christmas.
419
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,470
This is not working for me,Jack.
420
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,650
All right,let's do this!
421
00:19:35,030 --> 00:19:36,320
Jared,what are you doing here?
422
00:19:37,790 --> 00:19:39,270
Al gore?
423
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,650
What's up?
424
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:41,740
Jared,it's time for you to go.
425
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:43,120
No,no!
426
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,040
The show must go on!
427
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,250
Back off,Jack!
428
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,010
Or you'll be greenzoed!
429
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,010
You'll all be greenzoed!
430
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,420
Jared! Jared!
431
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:54,300
I--I am so
sorry,mr.Vice president.
432
00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,730
- This all started
when Jack- - Quiet!
433
00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,710
A whale is in trouble.
434
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,420
I have to go.
435
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,700
Give it to me
436
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:13,630
Oh,boy,okay. This earth is
ruined!We gotta get a new one.
437
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,062
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