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- You wanted to see me?
- Yes I did.
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This is a $54 steak.
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Congratulations.
It looks really good.
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Yes, it does.
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And of course I can't eat it
because of my recent, uh...
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- heart attack.
- Secret heart attack.
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No strenuous activity,
no red meat, no booze.
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But I thought perhaps you might enjoy it.
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Oh, okay.
Thanks.
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This'll make a great sandwich tomorrow.
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Oh, no--I would like you to eat it here.
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Right now.
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You want to watch me eat
this steak in front of you?
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That's what I want.
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Okay.
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This is a time of new
beginnings for me, Lemon.
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And of course that means new opportunities.
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Have you read the interview with Don Geiss
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in this month's issue of yachting illustrated?
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Uh, no.I subscribe to giant boats.
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"'The ocean, '" says Geiss,
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"'like business, "with a pillowy abyss
of a lover's bosom, "seems infinite,
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but all things must end.'"
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- Pillowy abyss?
- Ignore that part.
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"All things must end.
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" Geiss is sending signals
about retirement, about succession.
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By talking about sex in a sailing magazine?
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That's exactly how margaret thatcher did it.
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Geiss' job is the most
coveted position in the free world.
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Well, you're in the runng for it, right?
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I would like to think so.
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But I've got to do something to raise my profile, to
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distinguish me in some way and I have to do it soon--
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you ate that whole thing?
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A dog took it.
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He came out of nowhere.
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Hey, Jenna, what's up?
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Pretty good.
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, I'm fine, Jenna.
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I'm just a little light-headed.
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I'm on a crash diet to get
back to my old weight by friday.
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Well, what diet is gonna do that?
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Oh, it's the Japanese porn star diet.
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I only eat paper,
but I can eat all the paper I want, so...
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hey there.
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- Hi.
- Jenna.
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This isn't healthy.
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Maybe you're jusfighting your natural shape.
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When did your mom gain all that weight?
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Oh, god!
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My point is don't let people
make you crazy about this.
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You are just as beautiful
and talented as you ever were.
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No...no, no, no-- you are fat.
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Now go and see dr. Spaceman
right now and get this taken care of.
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How come men can be heavy and be respected?
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Like James GandolfinI or Fat Albert?
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It's a double standard, and America
needs to get over its body-image madness.
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Oh, come on. What, are we back
in college freshman year?
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Let's go to the common room
and talk about apartheid.
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Yeah, well, okay-- I'm sorry if I care
about making the world a better place.
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You should be; it's a complete waste of time
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and it prevents you from dealing with this.
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Excuse me, what about this do I have to deal with?
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How's your love life going?
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I believe that love comes to you when you're not looking for it.
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Did you return that wedding dress that you bought?
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I'm gonna sell it online but my internet is being weird.
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How about the furniture for your home office?
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Have you even set that up yet?
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I'm not making excuses, Jack.
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But this is taken care of-- ow!
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Oh, it hurts!
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I missed a dentist appointment this morning.
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Josh to the stage, please, for Illeana Douglas talk show.
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Son of a bitch.
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Banks. What are you doing in town?
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You drawn to the phallic nature of our skyline?
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Ha, very funny, Jack.
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How gay is this?
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I'm here visiting my fiance.
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What?
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Kathy, this is Jack donaghy.
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Banks, have you lost your mind?
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Oh, did I forget to mention that Kathy is Kathy Geiss,
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as in Don Geiss' daughter?
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Can you believe that Don thought she'd never get married?
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You can't, you're gay.
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No, not anymore, friend.
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You familiar with the church of practicology?
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You mean the cult that was invented by stan lee?
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The religion founded by the alien king living inside stan lee.
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See, it's my faith in practicology that has helped me uncover my true,
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straight self.
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It's definitely working.
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I can totally feel the gay draining right out of me.
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By the eye of zolnak, right, guys?
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You're gonna be Don Geiss' son-in-law?
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That's right.
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And if you read his recent interview in the harvard gay business review,
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you'd know that he's thinking about retirement.
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But I guess I'll find out more about that tonight at dinner...
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with Geiss...
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at a restaurant.
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Josh to the stage, please...
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yo, Ken.
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Uh, Angie and Grizz is coming by to drop some of my stuff off.
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Oh, okay.
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Yeah, but I want her to know that I'm having a good time on my n,
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so you should go get us some party hats.
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The pointy kind.
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Mr. Jordan, can't you just apologize to her?
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No!'Cause things have been said that cannot be taken back.
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She called my vanity license plate inscrutable!
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ICU81MI
"I see you ate one, am I?"
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Hilarious.
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Angie is in the past, like dracula and broadcast television.
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I think you're letting your pride get in the way, mr. Jordan.
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I mean, if you saw Angie with another man--
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with who?That guy mike that re-did our driveway?
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Nah, whatever.
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She should find someone new.
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Doesn't bother me.
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Dotcom, I have an idea.
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Well, I don't know, but it's worth a shot.
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Are you even listening to me?
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Now, Jenna, medically speaking, for your height,
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your weight puts you in what we call the disgusting range.
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Fortunately, there are solutions.
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For example, crtal meth has been shown to be very effective.
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How important is tooth retention to you?
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It's pretty important.
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What about my crazy surgical options, dr. Spaceman?
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Oh, please-- dr. Spaceman is my dad.
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Call me Leo.
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And there are some wonderful crazy surgical options.
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Are you familiar with the Bradshaw clinic?
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Am I?
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That's where the olsen twins were separated.
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I've sent a mber of my famous clients there.
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I can make a call, get you in as soon as possible.
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Thank you, Leo.
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I can't be on television looking like I just had a baby or something.
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You know, this right here is why I got into medicine.
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- Devin's a genius.
- A genius?
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Isn't he just living a lie to get ahead at work?
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Well, we all have our secrets.
Devin's pretending to be straight.
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I'm trying to keep my heart episode under wraps.
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And alan garkel in legal-- I don't think he really needs that wheelchair.
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No.
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Oh, mr. Banks.
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I didn't see you there.
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Well, I've been following you for the better part of an hour, Kenneth.
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Does mr. Donaghy know you're here?
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I don't need Jack's permission, Kenneth.
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I'm gonna be running this place soon,
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and there are gonna be some changes to the page's uniform, certainly.
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Mr. Banks, mr. Donaghy eats guys like you as part of a healthy breakfast.
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And I'm sure you think he's weak right now,
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but he's only gotten stronger since his heart attack.
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heart attack?
Really?
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Right, mr. D?
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High five!
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Not now?
Okay.
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What is this?
Liposuction?
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Plus bone-shaving and organ reduction.
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Liz, you don't understand.
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People look at me differently know.
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Jack, the writers, the manager at forever 21.
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That is their problem, not yours.
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Is this clinic on a boat?
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Hey, I've got a character for Jenna
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called, "me want food."
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She's in a supermarket and she keeps going,
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"me want food!"
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What?No, we are not treating Jenna any differently.
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She's gonna play all the characters that she usually plays,
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- like Hillary Clinton--
- that's awesome.
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Fat Hillary.
She can be, like, "me want food!"
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No one is saying, "me want food, " Frank.
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We are gonna showcase Jenna's talents.
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Can I sing a song on the show?
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Yes, that's a great idea.
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Can I sing and roller dance?
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Yes.
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Yeah, because we are gonna dare America to change their own attitudes about body image.
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Why do you have to make everything into an issue?
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Don't you have things to do in your own life?
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At least I don't live with my mom--ow.
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hey, my mom's cool.
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I got my own life together, okay?
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Holy crap, did your tooth just fall out?
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Oh, that's not great, huh?
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oh, check this out.
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My key to the city of gary, indiana.
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Mm, look at this.
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My gold record for my novelty party song.
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Tracy JorDon "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah"
An Evening with Tracy Jordon, Geffen Records
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boys becoming men men becoming wolves
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well, I'm going now.
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Is there anything else you want to say, tracy?
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Yeah.
I miss you, Grizz.
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Hello, Angie.
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I hear you're single now.
That's cool.
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What?
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I like your top.
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I'm a real good sex person.
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I do it all the different ways.
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Well, I don't have a husband anymore, so
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you can come over anytime.
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Oh, I will.
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I'll come over at night.
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- Good job, Kenneth.
- Oh, ha.
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You should see my "a" game.
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so, dad--mm...
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can I call you dad?
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Why not?I have a grandkid who calls me don.
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Next time he does it, I marching that little bastard to a recruiting station.
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Ha!Great story, dad.
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Don?
Devin?
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Jack!
Small world!Join us.
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Are you sure?
I wouldn't want to intrude.
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this is manon.
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I never should've said we were going to a restaurant.
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She got big.
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Oh, her center of gravity is a little different.
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Me want food!
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Did you happen to tell Geiss about my little episode?
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Come on, Jack.
I'd never rat you out.
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Wouldn't want to let you off that easy.
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Here-- take some of my steak.
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I could never eat this much meat.
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That's not what I hear.
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Jack, we're having a little get together up at the house on saturday.
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You should come.
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That would be my pleasure, sir.
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Yeah, you should come.
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It's gonna be a whole day of team sports and beer.
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Get the old heart rate up.
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Maybe pound a cheeseburger in the sun, throw some butter on it.
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You're gonna love it!
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I'm gonna make your heart explode.
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hey, Ken
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you're up early, mr. Jordan.
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I only got 11 or 12 hours of sleep last night.
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I got something on my mind grapes I need to talk to you about.
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Oh, what is it, sir?
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I saw you hitting on Angie the other day.
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Seeing you with her, it opened my eyes.
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Good for you, sir.
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Yeah, all those years fooling around
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wasn't fair to her.
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So you gotta make it fair!
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I want you to go to my house and make love to my wife, Ken.
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Jiminy christmas!
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My home address is in the gps under "dacrib"
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'cause we live on dacrib avenue.
Now you go to Angie.
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And you make sure you pleasure her!
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Well, they did laugh.
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At you, Jenna.
At.
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Right, the bad kind.
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You just can't be a real woman in this country.
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God, it's like those dove commercials never even happened.
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Hey!Oh!Me want food!
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This woman was a mouseketeer, ma'am.
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let it go, liz.
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Me want food!
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Oh, my god!
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My own t-shirt!
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Hey, I am wanting the foods!
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Very good.
Very nice.
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Attaboy!
Yeah!
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- All right.
- Thanks, Jack.
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You earned me a grand!
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Thank you.
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how's the heart holding up, buddy?
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You know, you ought to just quit.
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Geiss loves quitters, if I understood his autobiography correctly.
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Oh, wait-- I didn'T.
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You know what?
It's all right, Jack.
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When you're dead and I'm ceo, oh, my...
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winthrop!
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How do you do it, man?
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You're always in such great shape.
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Same weight as when I wrestled at yale, Jack.
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Winthrop here wrestled at yale.
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With other dudes, or...
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Banks says he can pin you.
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Well, I don't--
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okay, well-- you're so strong!
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Oh, god!
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You're having your way with me.
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Your back is like a barrel of snakes!
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Oh, god!
I'm just your doll!
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I think I love you.
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We're joking!
It's all jokes!
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what have I done?
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Kenneth should be back by now.
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What's going on over at my house?
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no ordinary love
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no...no!
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Ehh--I gotta stop this.
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Curvy & Proud
Jenna Maroney takes a bite out of life!
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There she is!
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"Me want food."
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Did you know, scientifically speaking,
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that humans want food but don't need it.
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You know--you know, I'm really having second thoughts about all of this.
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Oh, don't worry.
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Dr. Wally is the best there is.
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In a few hours, you'll be back to your old self.
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It'll be like none of this ever happened.
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I'm keeping it!
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Uh, what?
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The fat.
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I've decided to keep it
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because people recognize me, and I get off on it.
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No, if you're gonna do this
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it's gotta be because we are proving a point to the world.
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I'm not trying to prove anything.
321
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And you've got to stop telling people how to run their lives.
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That's not what this is.
323
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And it's kind of hard to take life advice from a single woman
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who is using her treadmill as a hanger for a wedding dress.
325
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Oh, I guess I'm just supposed to put it in the closet with ham fat all over it.
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And who's wearing a one-piece swimsuit instead of underwear.
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I have to do laundry.
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there he is!
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Hey, Jack.
Want a hot dog?
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Oh, right!
The sodium.
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Bum-bum.
Bum-bum.
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Ka-boom.
333
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Just so you know, if you hear this sound at your funeral,
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it's just me laughing!
335
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I can't hear you, Banks.
336
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Are you saying you want me to help you?
337
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And if I do, you'll stop trying to destroy me in front of Geiss?
338
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That is what you're saying, right?
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Here we go.
340
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You're insane.
341
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That's it!
I quit!
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No more football.
343
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Jack wins.
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- quitter!
- Oh, god!
345
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Just like the greeks!
346
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I'm gonna kill you, Kenneth the page!
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I'm sorry, mr. Jordan.
I couldn't do it.
348
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This boy comes to the door, tries to kiss me,
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then he throws up and starts crying.
350
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My body wouldn't let me violate the sacred bonds of marriage, sir.
351
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It was a gesture, Angie!
352
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I'm saying I'm sorry.
353
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I'm at the end of my rope, tracy Jordan.
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- But baby--
- oh, mmm.
355
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No more jewelry with my name misspelled.
Anjy
356
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No more sexually explicit sky writing.
357
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And no more white boys throwing up in my damn foyer.
358
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What do you want?
359
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I'm willing to try anything.
360
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Okay, here's what I want.
361
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From now on, I'm on you like white on rice.
362
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You are not to leave my sight for one second...ever.
363
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All right.
364
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If that's what it takes.
365
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- If that's what it takes.
- Love you, baby.
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This grilled cheese has mayonnaise in it!What?
367
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,800
Is it really worth it?
368
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I wonder.
369
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I mean, I almost let a man die today, caitlin.And for what?
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For a bigger office?
For more money?
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Jack.
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So...
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how's the ticker?
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Devin told me.
375
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He said you're not a well man.
376
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Well, why don't we forget about devin for the moment.
377
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Are you concerned about my heart, sir?
378
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No, not at all.
Not after today.
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You're out there with those boys in your condition.Talk about heart.
380
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Take care of yourself, Jack.
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I've technically died twice.It's not fun.
382
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But I'm not gonna be around forever.And, uh,
383
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at some point I want to spend more time with my grandkids.
384
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Take my boat down to the islands.
385
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Get to know my secret family up in canada.
386
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But I want you to know you're on my list.
387
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Jack...
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you might run this company one day.
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Thank you, sir.
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You mind if I watch you eat that?
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Okay.
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