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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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[Music]
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[Knock on door]
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Comin'.
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[Knock on door]
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Why aren't you dressed?
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'Cause I need to borrow a fancy bra.
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I thought you just bought
one at build-a-bra?
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Yeah, but I got barbecue
sauce all over the left cup.
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Aw Sam, I told you, when you eat
ribs, you gotta wear a shirt.
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Aw, that kills the fun.
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Hey, hey!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Sup Fredward?
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I need hot glue!
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How come you're late?
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'Cause I was down in the
lobby talking to some
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european swimsuit models.
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European swimsuit models?
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Yeah, there's a bunch of 'em
down there waiting to do
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some calendar photo shoot
across the street.
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The photographer missed his plane.
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And these models in the
lobby are actually
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wearing their swimsuits
like right now?
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Yeah, they're just-- okay!
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You're not allowed to think
about european swimsuit models
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until you finish.
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I'll be done as soon as I
glue on this last piece.
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You guys wanna see?
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Yeah!
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Con mucho gusto.
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Okay.
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All right, you guys stand
over there, close your eyes,
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and I'll show you an iCarly
award that'll knock you guys
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right out of your pants.
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Go over there.
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Okay.
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So, are all the winners here yet?
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Most of 'em.
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They're just waiting upstairs
in back of the studio.
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All right, I think you guys are gonna
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be really impressed with this.
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And open your eyes!
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The very first ever iCarly award!
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Well?
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Looks just like Carly, right?
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Yeah, kinda, but--
dude, it's enormous.
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Thanks.
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It's like 10-feet tall.
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Yeah.
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That's what you guys said.
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One 10-foot-tall iCarly award.
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No.
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We said 10 1-foot-tall
iCarly awardzzz.
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This is a disaster.
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No it's not.
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I can make 10 smaller
awards really fast.
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I'm just gonna need some help
putting 'em all together.
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We can't help you make 10 awards
while we're doing the show.
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Who are you gonna get to help you?
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The european swimsuit models!
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Uh, maybe.
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They're just sittin' down
there, waitin' around.
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You just wanna flirt with
models in swimsuits.
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That is absolutely true.
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Wait spencer-- but if they'll
help me build the iCarly awards
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then everybody wins, right?
Yeaaahhhh!
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
♪ I know, you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and the time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give it your best ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.MY-SUBS.com
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Freddie! Freddie!
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What is the problem?
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You said hot european swimsuit models.
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Ahh, I didn't say they were hot.
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Yeah, and you didn't say
they were dudes, either!
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Look, if they're willing to help
you build the iCarly awards,
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then what does it matter?
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They're dyoods!
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Freddie!
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Get up here!
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I gotta go!
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But-- just please hurry up and
start getting the awards built.
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Hey!
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I'm coming!
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Okay.
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Let's see if I remember your names.
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Yussle.
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Yeah.
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Olaf.
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Yeah.
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Vooshnod.
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Oh, of course, vooshnod.
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Uh, Yurgin, Klaus...
Uh-huh.
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Buckminshta.
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Buckminshta, yes!
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Now, we're all gonna
have to work as a team
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to build 10 iCarly
awards like that one.
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Ohh.
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But much smaller, and all
the supplies we need
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are in these bins, you see?
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Okay, now which one of you
guys speaks English the best?
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Yeah.
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Your body is soft and mushy.
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You know, I don't need you
to tell me about-- [Music]
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Guys, no, no. No, no, stop,
we need to build the awards.
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Would you please stop, buckminshta?
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In 5, 4, 3, 2...
Welcome to the first ever...
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And now, please welcome...
Wow.
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Everybody wow.
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I can't believe it.
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Round of applause everyone.
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You look especially great.
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I give you the award for best dressed.
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What a night.
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You know, hosting the iCarly awards
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has always been a dream of mine.
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Whoa, too much information!
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Hey, don't go there!
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Oh, oh.
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What a night.
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And now that you've heard
some of our stupid
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awards show banter...
Let's get to the awards.
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Oh, yeah.
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Isn't it amazing.
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The flip of the wrist.
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Okay.
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The very first video
we're honoring tonight
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was sent to us by a kid
who's a little nuts.
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Pea-nuts, that is.
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Ooohhhh, peanuts.
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Peanuts. Peanuts.
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Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts, peanuts!
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But seriously, this kid...
Named hunter...
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Has a pretty amazing talent.
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Check this dude out.
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Hey, Carly.
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Hey, Sam.
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My name's hunter and see
those glasses over there?
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I'm gonna use just a rubber
band and some peanuts,
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to break all 10 glasses.
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Yeah, broken glass!
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Here goes...
3, 4, 5, that's insane.
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8 that's it.
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iCarly.
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Epic.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Yes, hunter, that was epic.
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Which is why we're presenting you
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with the very first iCarly award for...
Get out here, hunter!
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Let's go, buddy.
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Where have you been?
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You try building award
statuettes with six
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european swimsuit models
who don't speak English
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and one's named buckminshta.
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Congratulations, hunter.
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You won a Carly.
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I know!
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It's awesome.
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And now you get to make a speech.
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Well, yes I wanna thank
my dad-- oh, I'm afraid
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that's all the time we
have for your speech.
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Thank you, hunter.
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Sorry about that.
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We didn't allow too much
time but-- you were good.
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You did a good job.
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Yeah.
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Okay, our next award
goes to an iCarly viewer
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who can really sing.
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Shut your mouth.
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Whaaaaaat?
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I just meant.
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This girl can actually
sing with her mouth shut.
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Ohhh!
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Isn't our banter horrible?
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Just like a real awards show.
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But seriously...
Take a look at this girl named Paris
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who can actually sing
with her mouth closed.
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We gesture.
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Gesturing.
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We are gesturing.
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Hi, Carly.
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Hi, Sam.
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Watch this.
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I'm going to sing
with my mouth closed.
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♪ Twinkle, twinkle ♪
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♪ little star, ♪
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♪ how I wonder what you are ♪
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♪ up above the sky so high ♪
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now, come on, guys, we gotta hurry!
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They're gonna give out the next
award in less than a minute.
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Yurgin, you're done?
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Yeah.
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Yurgin, you glued her
hair to her feet.
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Yeah.
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Do women in your country
have hair on their feet?
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Yes.
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Everybody, this is America
so the girls' hair
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goes on their heads.
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Ohhh!
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♪ How I wonder what you are ♪
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a-mazing!
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You're worth it.
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The winner of the iCarly award for...
Hey, Carly.
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We loved your video.
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Yr moouh-os sgi is incredible.
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Just down here.
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I got it.
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Hold it like this.
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I got it, I got it.
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See what I'm saying.
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Just put your hands down here.
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I got it!
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Thank you.
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Paris, would you like
to say a few words?
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Sure.
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I would like to thank my mom
and my dad for always-- ah!
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With your moh osed.
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Okay.
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I would like to thank
my mom and my dad
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for always encouraging me to
sing with my mouth closed
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and I'd also like to
thank-- thank you, Paris.
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Quite enough.
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Have a great trip back home.
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You rock.
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Take that exit right there.
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Cheerio.
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You know how to get out.
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Okay, the next video
we're honoring tonight
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was sent into iCarly.com
by a guy named Ivan.
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Ivan.
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Ivan can do things with his
body that most guys can't do.
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Check this out.
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My name's Ivan.
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I'm 13-years-old.
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This is what I got.
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Yeah.
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Ivan that is.
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Nice hair.
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I just love him. 23 skidoo!
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And now for...
Best male acrobat with lots of hair.
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The iCarly award goes to...
Ivan rocks.
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Oh yeah.
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Look at that.
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Whoa, that's amazing.
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Do you believe it.
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Oh, my God.
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I love his shoes.
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Oh, man!
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Vooshnod, hurry, give
me the statuette.
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Thanks.
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You forgot the skirt.
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Umph.
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Thank you.
272
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Now you clearly deserve
this iCarly award.
273
00:10:57,028 --> 00:10:59,028
Gibby, where's the award?
274
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I don't have it.
275
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Gibby!
276
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Unh!
277
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Augh!
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Here.
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Thanks.
280
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Oh, this is so...
Awesome video, Ivan.
281
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Congratulations!
282
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That's all I know.
283
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That matters right.
284
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We loved it.
285
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:19,844
There you go.
286
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Goodbye.
287
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:24,049
Your hair, seriously, keep it
looking just like you have it now.
288
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Bye.
289
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,221
Now, the next iCarly award is
for a very unique category...
290
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Which we call...
Take a look.
291
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Won't you?
292
00:11:41,496 --> 00:11:43,464
Oh yeah, you're a good tomato.
293
00:11:43,498 --> 00:11:44,331
Stop it!
294
00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:45,598
Oh, give me some more bites of you.
295
00:11:45,632 --> 00:11:46,899
Stop invading my space.
296
00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:47,999
Give me that bite.
297
00:11:48,034 --> 00:11:49,167
Oh you taste so good.
298
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:50,668
Oh.
299
00:11:50,703 --> 00:11:55,973
Okay, guys, I found the duct tape so...
Olaf! Buckminshta! Guys!
300
00:11:56,007 --> 00:12:00,777
We don't have time to stand
around-- [Knocking at door]
301
00:12:00,812 --> 00:12:01,344
Hi.
302
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:06,949
I'm the photographer for the
european fun guy calendar?
303
00:12:06,983 --> 00:12:08,216
You took my models?
304
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:10,919
No, no, no-- zee photographer is here.
305
00:12:10,953 --> 00:12:13,421
Turn up zee music now.
306
00:12:13,456 --> 00:12:16,424
[Music]
307
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:21,562
No, no, guys, please...
Look, if I could just borrow these guys
308
00:12:21,596 --> 00:12:23,030
for like 20 more minutes-- no, man.
309
00:12:23,064 --> 00:12:23,597
I'm late already.
310
00:12:23,631 --> 00:12:26,598
I gotta get 'em across the street
so I can start takin' shots.
311
00:12:26,632 --> 00:12:27,432
Let's go, boys!
312
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:32,036
No, wait, wait! Stay!
313
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:34,138
Can we talk out in the
hall for just a sec?
314
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Okay.
315
00:12:39,076 --> 00:12:40,142
Oh. Oh, yeah.
316
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Inga-svine du tomato.
317
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Oh.
318
00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:48,617
Okay!
319
00:12:48,651 --> 00:12:50,684
The photographer said you
guys can keep helping me
320
00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:52,553
build the statuettes
for another half-hour.
321
00:12:52,587 --> 00:12:53,654
So let's get back to work!
322
00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:54,688
Yeah!
323
00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:58,189
Yeah.
324
00:12:58,224 --> 00:12:59,624
Unh.
325
00:12:59,658 --> 00:13:01,323
Fun guys.
326
00:13:01,357 --> 00:13:03,701
Argh!
327
00:13:08,212 --> 00:13:09,111
Go!
328
00:13:09,146 --> 00:13:10,078
I'm gonna bite that.
329
00:13:10,113 --> 00:13:11,947
Your lips are leathery.
330
00:13:11,981 --> 00:13:16,350
Too bad.
331
00:13:16,385 --> 00:13:16,917
Yeah.
332
00:13:16,952 --> 00:13:17,785
How about that?
333
00:13:17,819 --> 00:13:18,552
What a turtle.
334
00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:19,653
Very cute.
335
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:20,754
And here he is.
336
00:13:20,788 --> 00:13:27,059
The winner for...
Horatio, the turtle.
337
00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:33,366
And his owner, mister Yamamoto.
338
00:13:33,367 --> 00:13:36,502
Congratulations, Horatio.
339
00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:38,338
Of all the videos we've
gotten showing a turtle
340
00:13:38,372 --> 00:13:43,076
trying to eat a small tomato,
yours was the best by far.
341
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:48,214
But since you're a turtle, you
don't get to make speech, so--
342
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:49,048
all right then.
343
00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:49,949
Bye Horatio.
344
00:13:49,983 --> 00:13:50,583
Congratulations.
345
00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:55,054
Bye.
346
00:13:55,088 --> 00:13:56,122
That was a cute turtle.
347
00:13:56,156 --> 00:13:59,490
I've gone on dates with guys
less cute than that turtle.
348
00:13:59,525 --> 00:14:02,258
She has.
349
00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:05,461
Well.
350
00:14:05,496 --> 00:14:16,036
Anyway, at some point in every
kid's life, he or she does this.
351
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,037
Now we're gonna show you a
video that three kids sent in
352
00:14:18,072 --> 00:14:24,409
to iCarly.com these guys take this...
To a whole new level.
353
00:14:24,444 --> 00:14:26,811
This'll blow you away.
354
00:14:26,845 --> 00:14:28,813
Ohh, oh, Carly.
355
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:33,283
Just watch.
356
00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:34,451
Hey, what's up, iCarly?
357
00:14:34,486 --> 00:14:47,898
We wanna play you a little
song, and it goes like this.
358
00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:49,967
[Music]
359
00:14:50,001 --> 00:14:55,603
And yurgin.
360
00:14:55,637 --> 00:15:00,240
And Klaus, yeah.
361
00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:02,875
And vooshnod, Whoo woo.
362
00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:12,617
Olaf.
363
00:15:12,651 --> 00:15:15,651
And yussle...
And buckminshta.
364
00:15:26,162 --> 00:15:30,098
And that is what we call
european fun guy teamwork, baby!
365
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,033
Yeah!
366
00:15:32,067 --> 00:15:33,667
[Music]
367
00:15:39,874 --> 00:15:40,640
Boom!
368
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:41,441
Two?
369
00:15:41,475 --> 00:15:42,375
You're gettin' faster.
370
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,943
Never underestimate the
power of shirtless
371
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,912
european men in swimsuits.
372
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:50,649
I never do.
373
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,351
Okay, you won't see any
better bottle blowin'
374
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,152
than that.
375
00:15:53,186 --> 00:16:02,327
Which is why the iCarly award for...
Get out here, kids.
376
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,430
Come on, guys.
377
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,299
You guys blow bottles like no other.
378
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,802
I applaud your bottle blowing skills.
379
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:10,770
Yeah.
380
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:11,470
Thanks.
381
00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:13,772
We all wrote little speeches, so
should we do-- take care now!
382
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,074
Thanks you guys!
383
00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,009
Take good care of yourself.
384
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,010
Keep blowing bottles though.
385
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,244
Goodbye.
386
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,446
Congrats.
387
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:25,115
And now, since I drank five sodas
before we started tonight,
388
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:26,282
I must go pee.
389
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,484
Sam... you want my bladder to
explode live on the Internet?
390
00:16:28,518 --> 00:16:30,318
Eww. No.
391
00:16:30,352 --> 00:16:30,818
Freddie, you're on.
392
00:16:30,853 --> 00:16:36,822
Gibby, take the camera.
393
00:16:36,857 --> 00:16:37,690
Hello.
394
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:38,457
Half-step to the left.
395
00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,558
Nyeah.
396
00:16:40,593 --> 00:16:42,660
Now, everyone has hula-hooped
at one time or another.
397
00:16:42,694 --> 00:16:46,829
I know I have.
398
00:16:46,864 --> 00:16:49,465
But check out this video of a boy named River...
Who hula-hoops
399
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,299
just a little better than most people.
400
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:57,270
And now we gesture broadly to the monitor...
I'm River
401
00:16:57,304 --> 00:16:58,538
and I'm 7-years-old.
402
00:16:58,572 --> 00:17:03,142
♪ The hula-hoopin' boy ♪
403
00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:06,112
♪ the hula-hoopin' boy ♪
404
00:17:06,146 --> 00:17:12,785
♪ he's a hula-hoopin' boy ♪
405
00:17:12,820 --> 00:17:15,154
yeah! Hu-la-la!
406
00:17:15,189 --> 00:17:17,356
Hula gusto! Eh.
407
00:17:17,391 --> 00:17:28,400
Now the iCarly award for...
Goes to... yeah.
408
00:17:28,434 --> 00:17:29,867
Nice goin', River.
409
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,202
Is there something you'd like to say
410
00:17:31,236 --> 00:17:32,403
to the people watching online?
411
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:34,037
Nope.
412
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,609
River had some place to go.
413
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,911
But that's cool, 'cause it's
time for us to start presenting
414
00:17:41,946 --> 00:17:42,979
the next iCarly award.
415
00:17:43,013 --> 00:17:43,746
Yes it is, Carly.
416
00:17:43,781 --> 00:17:46,315
Next-- back behind the
camera, tech boy.
417
00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:50,551
There's no respect.
418
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:51,152
Okay.
419
00:17:51,186 --> 00:17:53,320
Skydiving is a pretty
crazy thing to do, right?
420
00:17:53,355 --> 00:17:55,322
Like it was, kind of, insane
when we jumped out of a plane
421
00:17:55,356 --> 00:17:56,323
in Japan.
422
00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:58,558
But skydiving is even more
challenging when you're doing it
423
00:17:58,593 --> 00:17:59,827
without a plane...
Or a parachute.
424
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,095
Impossible you say?
425
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:04,132
Well, stop sayin' stuff...
And take a look at this video
426
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:07,300
sent in by two iCarly fans
named, Kayla and Justin.
427
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:10,937
This is hot, y'all.
428
00:18:10,972 --> 00:18:20,774
Hey, iCarly, we wanna
show you what we can do.
429
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:23,610
iCarly rocks!
430
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:24,945
Yeah!
431
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:26,113
That was insane, wasn't it?
432
00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:27,814
I love the choreography, how
they pulled it together,
433
00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:28,615
it was wonderful.
434
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,116
How do they do it?
435
00:18:29,117 --> 00:18:29,583
I know, I dunno.
436
00:18:29,617 --> 00:18:30,684
Who knows?
437
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:43,192
Okay, without a doubt...
The award for... come on, you guys.
438
00:18:43,226 --> 00:18:47,629
Okay, european fun guys,
only two awards left to go!
439
00:18:47,664 --> 00:18:51,033
Yeah!
440
00:18:51,067 --> 00:18:51,667
Spencer?
441
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:52,702
Yes, buckminshta?
442
00:18:52,736 --> 00:18:55,237
You are sure this is okay
with our photographer
443
00:18:55,271 --> 00:18:57,337
that we stay and do this?
444
00:18:57,372 --> 00:18:59,038
Oh shoosh, yeah.
445
00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,072
Augh! Argh!
446
00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:09,440
Okay, this next guy has a
special place in our hearts.
447
00:19:09,474 --> 00:19:11,642
If you saw the first
iCarly Web show ever...
448
00:19:11,676 --> 00:19:13,777
Then you'll definitely
remember this video clip.
449
00:19:13,811 --> 00:19:15,578
Play it, Fredifer.
450
00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,612
Playback.
451
00:19:22,518 --> 00:19:23,451
Wow!
452
00:19:23,485 --> 00:19:26,887
Yeah, all right, one of our
favorite clips of all time!
453
00:19:26,888 --> 00:19:33,160
And he's back here with us tonight...
To receive the award for...
454
00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:37,097
It's our friend from
the very first iCarly.
455
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:37,665
Yeah.
456
00:19:37,699 --> 00:19:38,699
Come out here milk boy.
457
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,333
Squirt it out.
458
00:19:39,367 --> 00:19:40,400
Simon.
459
00:19:40,435 --> 00:19:41,134
What's up?
460
00:19:41,169 --> 00:19:42,069
We love you, Simon.
461
00:19:42,103 --> 00:19:43,036
Thanks Simon.
462
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,938
Oh, Simon.
463
00:19:44,972 --> 00:19:49,509
Okay-- we love you, Simon.
464
00:19:49,543 --> 00:19:55,380
Thanks, Simon, thanks.
465
00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:57,716
Bye bye.
466
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,750
Thanks.
467
00:19:58,784 --> 00:19:59,848
All right.
468
00:19:59,882 --> 00:20:00,515
Bye!
469
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:01,182
Thanks, Simon.
470
00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:01,883
Thanks so much.
471
00:20:01,917 --> 00:20:04,917
And now...
Wait one sec.
472
00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:20,190
Okay, and now it's time for the
final iCarly award of the night.
473
00:20:20,225 --> 00:20:24,394
But the good news is this next
video clip is um... it's umm...
474
00:20:24,428 --> 00:20:25,028
Amazing?
475
00:20:25,063 --> 00:20:25,495
Disturbing?
476
00:20:25,530 --> 00:20:27,431
Amazing and disturbing.
477
00:20:27,466 --> 00:20:28,166
Take a look.
478
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,836
If you dare.
479
00:20:31,871 --> 00:20:33,906
My name is Nick and they
call me tongue boy.
480
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,940
This is why.
481
00:20:57,795 --> 00:21:02,862
Okaaaaay... we don't understand
how that's possible.
482
00:21:02,897 --> 00:21:04,497
But you saw it right here.
483
00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:06,065
Now let's bring Nick out.
484
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:14,070
So we can present to him
with the iCarly award for...
485
00:21:14,104 --> 00:21:17,640
Here's Nick, or as he's better known...
Tongue boy!
486
00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:21,542
All right.
487
00:21:21,543 --> 00:21:23,011
Oh, I love your tongue.
488
00:21:23,045 --> 00:21:23,979
Your tongue is beautiful.
489
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:25,848
You rock!
490
00:21:25,882 --> 00:21:26,448
All right.
491
00:21:26,482 --> 00:21:27,449
Show 'em, tongue boy!
492
00:21:27,484 --> 00:21:29,084
Sure.
493
00:21:34,156 --> 00:21:38,191
It's unusual.
494
00:21:38,226 --> 00:21:40,894
It's wigglin'.
495
00:21:40,928 --> 00:21:41,661
It's done!
496
00:21:41,695 --> 00:21:42,595
Here.
497
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:42,995
Here tongue boy.
498
00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:44,196
This is for you, sir.
499
00:21:44,231 --> 00:21:45,731
Cool, thanks.
500
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:48,500
Don't do that.
501
00:21:48,534 --> 00:21:50,335
Okay, people, I think we're done.
502
00:21:50,369 --> 00:21:50,902
Nope.
503
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:53,638
We still have one final
iCarly award to present.
504
00:21:53,639 --> 00:21:55,039
Uh, you said 10.
505
00:21:55,073 --> 00:21:56,040
I don't have any more.
506
00:21:56,074 --> 00:22:03,314
And the iCarly award for...
Goes to... Spencer!
507
00:22:03,348 --> 00:22:04,948
Yeah!
508
00:22:10,556 --> 00:22:13,825
Thank you.
509
00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,196
Oh, thank you.
510
00:22:15,197 --> 00:22:20,002
Glorious.
511
00:22:20,036 --> 00:22:22,404
The swimsuit models are guys?
512
00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:26,107
Fun guys.
513
00:22:26,141 --> 00:22:27,442
Okay, that's really it!
514
00:22:27,476 --> 00:22:30,323
From all of us here at iCarly...
515
00:22:54,769 --> 00:22:57,322
This has been the first ever...
516
00:22:57,323 --> 00:23:07,323
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