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Slash-and-Burn Lane
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The doctors says it's incurable?
Yes
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They all agree
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One week at the most. A matter of days
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He provided for the funeral?
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Nothing And there'll be no state funeral
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Perhaps a TV network
will buy exclusive rights
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If not,
City Hall or the Misericordia?
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Why not sell the painting by Conrado Roza?
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A tree, a friend
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We need to take good care of
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A devoted friend As faithful as friendship
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That we can cultivate
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You know a tree is a breath of.
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Sancho, go outside
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Leave his highness Prince Alfredo in peace
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Have you no shame, Sancho?
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Where are your manners?
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Farting in front of his royal high nes
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What will your great-uncle thin
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Come on!
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Sancho!
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Now! Do not be republican!
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Afonso.
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A devoted friend
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As faithful as friendship
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That we can cultivate
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My love...
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A tree, a friend
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We need to take good care of
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A devoted friend
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As faithful as friendship
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That we can cultivate
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Look, Alfredo
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These are royal trees
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Nothing like the dump
that is a republican forest.
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We have thought it over, Alfredo
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and'there IS a clear ontological difference
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between a royal tree
and a common weeping willow
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Look carefully Look
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The intent,the discipline, I the order.
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The verticality, the rectitude
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Each royal pine
is so self-aware,
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so aware of those around it
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and withstands benevolent pressure
to be the best of the best.
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Aware of its royal status, Alfredo
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each one of them,
from their roots to the very top,
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knows that the world
will always be vigilant,
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watching for the tiniest slip-up
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which might refute
its natural superiority
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We know the demands of this status,
don't we my boy?
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we are what we are
and the showcase ot what we are.
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Papa...
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You'd do well to take inspiration
from these trees, Alfredo.
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See how they grow
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how they rise to the sky
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tumescent with sap
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quaking with the heat
of the resin in those broad trunks,
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which i pull with their arms,
all the better to perform their duty.
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So that life runs through them
from bottom to top.
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and emanates the oxygenated gift
to which we avidly aspire
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Until the day when, exhausted,
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they fall so that we might give them
a second life.
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A tree,a friend
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We need to take good care of
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A devoted trend
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As faithful as friendship
that we can cultivate
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You know a tree is a breath of beauty
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Which protects nature
and purifies our air
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It gives us wood and so many wonders
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Cork and resin,
as well as orchard fruits
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Let's make-a forest, come
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Plant friends and a feast
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So rich and modest, let.us sow
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A tree,a friend
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We need to take good care of
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A devoted friend
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As faithful as friendship
that we can cultivate
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A tree, a friend
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We need to take good care of
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A devoted frien a
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As faithful as friendship
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That we can cultivate
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You know a tree belongs to everybody
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It doesn't damage the environment
or pollute its earth
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Let's go, go, go to defend our life
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A forgotten tree can sometimes help us
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Yes,let's make a forest, come
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Plant friends and a feast
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So rich and modest, let us sow
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A tree, a friend
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We need to take good care ol
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A devoted frien a
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As faithful as friendship
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That we can cultivate
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SOME YEARS LATER
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Charred
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On the worst day of the year
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and last day for more than 30 victims
of fires blazing in the midlands.
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It's the story
of those who lost their lives
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while fleeing or trying to save
their house or business
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There are many impressive images
of yesterday's fires,
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but one of the most devastating
is this one.
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Gigantic columns of smoke
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Socialist scum
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While everything burns we are impotent!
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The fire brigade let it burn?
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Come on, Eduardo. Do not abdicate
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People are watching
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Today,you should not smoke
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Given the circumstances,really.
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Curious idea.
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Until yesterday,
it was a splash of green
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Only hours later, it was this
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80% of Leiria's historic pine forest
had burned down.
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35,000 acres in all.
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Lighting candles
with the country in flames.
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Planted in the 13th century
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the pine forest was intended
to prevent the advance of the dunes,
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and protect the town of Leiria
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It played a providential role
in discoveries,
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supplying wood to the shipyards
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t had become a place of leisure
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It will take over ten-years to'grow back..
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Poor be as
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it also endured the flames of hell
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Dear parents,due to global warming
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Sorry.
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The risk of wildfires will increase
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in Portugal and worldwide.
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Thank goodness for the Paris Agreement!
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You think anyone will respect
the Paris Agreement?
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What world do you live in mama?
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The state is accused
of mismanaging the land...
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And you feel sorry for the chicken?
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Locally it's known as the toy alpine forest
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Shut up!
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Sebastiao,
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do us a favour...
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Walk the Maria-Pias
and take Carlota with you
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Good evening.
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Since yesterday the country is in the grip
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of the biggest wave
of wildfires since 2006.
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Yesterday, 523 fires broke out.
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Mama,
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why do we name all our bitches Maria-Pia?
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Because Maria-Pia is a bitch name!
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Do not be Castilian, Sebastião.
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ome on, don't bother your mother
with your questions.
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Carlota...
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Maria-Pia!
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If you don't mind.
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ONE YEAR LATER
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The Wedding of Negro Rosa.
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So cute, those negro midgets
in Maria da Gloria's zoo
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Eduardo, times have changed
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The Bridal Masquerade Please!
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The other title is so outdated
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Table, Carlota
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Eat your porridge
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would like your permission to
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Quiet, Maria Pia
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Let the prince speak
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Noble parents
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Such contemporary humour, Alfredo!
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Mama, I want to be a fireman
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To defend the royal forest Alfredo!
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turn your back on Castille
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What is this nonsense?
Someone has to do it
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I will hear no more of this, Alfredo
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What has come over you
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confusing the royal family
and documentary cinema!
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Very republican of you, Alfredo!
Teresa, darling
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Do not turn completely Antoinette
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ee cool head and let us think
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Alfredo,chief fireman won't be a chief
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I'll start out like everyone else
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Naturally.
Ridiculous republican meritocracy!
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we think this may be very royal gesture
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Was not your cousin,
the Duke of Lamego
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honorary chief of Alcantara's firemen?
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They nicknamed him "'Aside."
Do you recall, Teresa?
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Our cousin raced at top speed
through the streets of Lisbon
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Since the fire engine had no siren,
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our cousin would shout
"Stand aside! Stand aside!"
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- So they'd let him through.
- Eduardo we live in different times.
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The royal forest comprises
maritime pines and parasol pines.
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Is the benevolence of our Alfredo
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not why firemen are "generals of peace" ?
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Soldier of peace,noble parents.
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WILL-O'-THE-WISP
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a musical fantasy by Joao Pedro Rodrigues
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with
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- Numbers!
- One! Two! Three!
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Survivor on upstairs floor.
Recommended manoeuvre.
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Go!
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Go, go, go!
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Let's go!
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Close on his heels!
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Open it up.
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Up! Up!
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No! It goes up! Now left!
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Higher!
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You've got it. C'mon!
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Go!
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Survivor on the ledge!
Survivor out!
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Throw!
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Pick up the slack!
- Jump!
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Out!
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Come on, too long
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Too long to get out!
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C'mon, go down!
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My good lord Alfredo wants to be a fireman
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Your royal highness
wants to be a soldier of peace
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Yes, ma'am, chief.
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I was tempted by forest fire warden, too
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But that's full-time.
I want to be a volunteer.
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You want to be a volunteer.
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your royal highness my good lord Alfredo?
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For one day
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- To make the front pages
- No, ma'am, chief.
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O tilia!
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Quit spying and go get Afonso.
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Tell him he has a prince to train
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Take a seat,good lord Alfredo
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Yes, sir.
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A fireman prince
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See if you can stay at least until December
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If we feature you lin this year's calendar
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may be we'll make enough to fix the roof.
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Come in
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Ma'am, chief.
- Come in!
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Alfredo de Sao Benedito de Moga douro
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Afonso
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Afonso Collier.
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Our Alfredo says he wants to be a fireman
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Another jerk
who thinks he's the Manneken Pis.
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Putting out fires with his little hose!
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Empties his bladder to be salvator mund?
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not a chance, not a bit!
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What again?
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Art history
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Another nutcase like you.
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One studies sociology.
The other, art history.
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Where are the engineers?
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See what you can make of him.
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And get him clearing
the flowerbeds out front.
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he cant make a good fireman,
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maybe he can be the brigade goat
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Take the locker next to mine.
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Thanks.
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What the chief said about the calendar,
is that true?
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We do one every year.
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This year,
for our inspired photographer
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we'll mime famous paintings
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You study art history, right?
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Let's test your knowledge
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You have to name the artwork or painter
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So, got it?
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No.
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Caravaggio, Fireman's Head.
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Grand masters, not your thing?
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Let's try something more basic
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Go on, this one's a toss-up
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Well?
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I don't know.
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The Fireman's Pump
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By José Vilhena,
ballpoint on paper napkin. No?
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You cut classes?
270
00:27:18,475 --> 00:27:22,516
Now another one,
with more striking creative licence.
271
00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,182
It's obvious
272
00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:45,516
Picabia?
No, stupid!
273
00:27:45,850 --> 00:27:48,807
Francis Bacon Mr Fireman, Send Me A Dream
274
00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:51,474
All right, one last chance
275
00:27:57,767 --> 00:27:59,432
Back to the grandmasters
276
00:28:00,183 --> 00:28:02,016
It couldn't get any easier
277
00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:05,932
The Dwarf by Velazquez!
278
00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:08,807
Not a single right answer. A disaster!
279
00:28:09,058 --> 00:28:12,849
We have a major painting of midgets
at home, by Conrado Roza.
280
00:28:13,850 --> 00:28:15,307
But they're all black
281
00:28:15,683 --> 00:28:18,224
Afonso is no midget
282
00:28:18,475 --> 00:28:21,599
Go back to school, Bo Jo!
- He's a prince!!!
283
00:28:21,892 --> 00:28:23,724
My ass! He's a fireman.
284
00:28:24,558 --> 00:28:27,432
The loser has to give his all
to the fireman's guild
285
00:28:27,975 --> 00:28:29,141
Absolutely.
286
00:28:29,558 --> 00:28:30,724
Here he is in..
287
00:28:31,392 --> 00:28:33,849
The Rape of Ganymede by Rubens
288
00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:39,807
Let's go!
289
00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:41,474
Move it!
290
00:29:00,558 --> 00:29:03,141
simulation of a fire
in an urban building
291
00:29:03,725 --> 00:29:05,307
with casualty evacuation.
292
00:29:05,683 --> 00:29:09,391
First responders, Afonso and Otilia.
293
00:29:11,350 --> 00:29:15,599
Good lord Alfredo
will be the princess in distress,
294
00:29:15,975 --> 00:29:19,432
whom you will save from the flames
295
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:23,016
Ignition on the 2nd floor.
296
00:29:23,558 --> 00:29:28,182
Evacuation of smoke inhalation casualty,
our prince, on the 3rd floor.
297
00:29:33,558 --> 00:29:34,932
Right turn!
298
00:29:36,350 --> 00:29:37,266
Let's go!
299
00:29:46,267 --> 00:29:50,099
There's nothing for you to do.
In fact, don't do anything.
300
00:29:50,475 --> 00:29:53,849
Lie down and hold still
until we arrive
301
00:29:54,058 --> 00:29:57,224
Dry ice upstairs will imitate the smoke
302
00:29:57,558 --> 00:29:59,724
Don't get up until we get you downstairs
303
00:29:59,975 --> 00:30:01,349
Or the exercise is void
304
00:30:01,850 --> 00:30:03,016
You're here
305
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,807
Don't worry, usually it's fine
306
00:30:20,892 --> 00:30:22,099
Ready?
307
00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:23,724
Ignition!
308
00:30:56,350 --> 00:30:59,307
Afonso,check all other floors
309
00:31:03,892 --> 00:31:06,516
Chief, part of the simulator has collapsed
310
00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:09,807
We can not proceed with ignition.
311
00:31:11,142 --> 00:31:12,932
Access to 2nd floor blocked!
312
00:31:13,350 --> 00:31:15,516
Oh hell! Oh hell!
313
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,724
Now it's combat against the flames!
314
00:31:19,267 --> 00:31:22,432
Bring up fire engine ladder
to evacuate the casualty
315
00:31:23,267 --> 00:31:24,349
Oh hell!
316
00:31:24,767 --> 00:31:26,807
Afonso, you beast
317
00:31:27,392 --> 00:31:29,307
you didn't check the simulator?
318
00:31:36,392 --> 00:31:37,307
O tilia,
319
00:31:37,850 --> 00:31:39,224
can you make it out?
320
00:31:39,392 --> 00:31:40,807
Negative, chief.
321
00:31:42,142 --> 00:31:44,807
Bring up the damn ladder, fast!
322
00:31:45,058 --> 00:31:47,432
Watch out the whole place might collapse.
323
00:31:53,475 --> 00:31:54,807
Got a fright?
324
00:31:55,308 --> 00:31:56,516
Play dead.
325
00:32:09,350 --> 00:32:10,516
Well?
326
00:32:11,558 --> 00:32:13,724
Did our prince realise
327
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,516
how good it is
to see the fire brigade arrive?
328
00:32:30,642 --> 00:32:32,849
Yes Now, you do it on me.
329
00:32:42,350 --> 00:32:44,099
On the left, fascist.
330
00:33:13,850 --> 00:33:15,849
- Forgot the leg
- Sorry.
331
00:33:33,558 --> 00:33:34,599
Well?
332
00:33:35,350 --> 00:33:36,224
Less bad,
333
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,307
but a bit slow.
334
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,807
Go back over cardiac arrest?
335
00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:43,307
Come on then.
336
00:33:43,975 --> 00:33:46,974
Open the airways, evaluate breathing
337
00:33:47,267 --> 00:33:49,724
chest compressions and ventilation
338
00:33:50,142 --> 00:33:53,807
Try to be efficient without being clumsy
339
00:34:04,183 --> 00:34:05,807
Want me to tell you a secret?
340
00:34:06,642 --> 00:34:08,224
Your hands are cold
341
00:34:10,892 --> 00:34:12,641
And my heart is hot
342
00:34:16,350 --> 00:34:17,599
C'mon, little fireman
343
00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:20,807
remove the clothing covering my chest
344
00:34:25,267 --> 00:34:26,724
Mr Fireman,
345
00:34:27,350 --> 00:34:30,807
there I was,
enjoying my quiet little life
346
00:34:31,058 --> 00:34:33,516
with my little heart pumping away
347
00:34:33,683 --> 00:34:35,307
and this goes and happens
348
00:34:35,850 --> 00:34:38,099
It's the first time everything's stopped
349
00:34:38,975 --> 00:34:40,932
Mr Fireman, ignore the bra
350
00:34:41,142 --> 00:34:42,724
I've been wearing all week
351
00:34:43,558 --> 00:34:46,516
I'm very fastidious
but with the price of water,
352
00:34:47,267 --> 00:34:49,349
lighting and detergents
353
00:34:51,475 --> 00:34:53,016
That's right, my little saint
354
00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:56,516
Now put your hand
between my nipples. Go on.
355
00:35:03,142 --> 00:35:05,516
How soft those little royal hands are
356
00:35:08,142 --> 00:35:09,932
Shoulders over hands
357
00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:13,141
Yes
358
00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:14,641
Compress me there, hard
359
00:35:14,975 --> 00:35:17,724
One, two, three, four.
360
00:35:21,267 --> 00:35:22,724
Ventilate me, you pig!
361
00:35:23,475 --> 00:35:24,849
Ventilate all of me!
362
00:35:37,892 --> 00:35:40,307
My little rascal, you gave your all
363
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,807
All right, one more.
364
00:36:30,683 --> 00:36:32,516
Black on white
365
00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:37,724
Sharpening me right now
366
00:36:39,558 --> 00:36:41,599
Relieving
367
00:36:43,850 --> 00:36:46,682
All the weight drained away
368
00:36:48,142 --> 00:36:49,849
Black on white
369
00:36:52,683 --> 00:36:55,641
Not as clear as I thought
370
00:36:57,058 --> 00:36:58,891
Turned grey
371
00:37:00,975 --> 00:37:03,474
Everything around me
372
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:07,391
And now?
373
00:37:14,392 --> 00:37:18,099
My fine words got lost long ago
374
00:37:18,350 --> 00:37:21,724
I no longer pay folks I sell myself to
375
00:37:22,767 --> 00:37:26,349
If I'm worse I'm not there.
I know why
376
00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:30,807
Listening to No Love in SP
377
00:37:31,892 --> 00:37:35,724
And I take my place with my talent
378
00:37:35,975 --> 00:37:40,016
I no longer pay-the folks I sell myself to
379
00:37:40,642 --> 00:37:43,807
Hit Ctrl-C Ctrl-V
380
00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:48,599
Listening to No Love in SP
381
00:41:03,558 --> 00:41:05,432
Stand aside!
382
00:44:14,183 --> 00:44:18,349
If my sad groans could fly O dusky booby
383
00:44:18,558 --> 00:44:21,307
They'd go a thousand miles an hour
384
00:44:21,475 --> 00:44:26,807
Balibanda, libanda, it is
Balibanda, O dusky booby
385
00:44:26,975 --> 00:44:31,224
They'd go crashing into the chest,
O dusky booby
386
00:44:31,392 --> 00:44:33,932
Of who called me back now
387
00:44:34,142 --> 00:44:39,307
Balibanda, libanda, it is Balibanda,
O dusky booby
388
00:44:57,142 --> 00:45:01,349
Come here, my dark so dark,
O dusky booby
389
00:45:01,642 --> 00:45:04,099
My sunburned little one
390
00:45:04,350 --> 00:45:10,057
Balibanda, libanda, it is
Balibanda, O dusky booby
391
00:45:10,225 --> 00:45:14,266
Darker and firmer, O dusky booby
392
00:45:14,558 --> 00:45:17,099
The firmer the better
393
00:45:19,850 --> 00:45:21,016
Tapeworm.
394
00:45:22,058 --> 00:45:23,432
Mangy sow.
395
00:45:23,975 --> 00:45:25,224
Spear in Africa
396
00:45:29,558 --> 00:45:30,599
Black arrow
397
00:45:34,558 --> 00:45:35,807
White Russian
398
00:45:39,850 --> 00:45:41,141
Black gold.
399
00:45:41,558 --> 00:45:42,807
Balsa.
400
00:45:53,475 --> 00:45:54,641
Holy wood
401
00:45:56,267 --> 00:45:57,432
Pale face
402
00:45:59,267 --> 00:46:00,807
Dark chocolate
403
00:46:03,058 --> 00:46:04,224
Settler.
404
00:46:05,558 --> 00:46:07,016
Rebel.
405
00:46:09,850 --> 00:46:11,307
Slave driver.
406
00:46:12,392 --> 00:46:14,099
Brachycephalic.
407
00:46:15,558 --> 00:46:17,099
Imperialist.
408
00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:20,682
Cannibal.
409
00:46:21,642 --> 00:46:23,391
Scout in the bushes
410
00:46:24,267 --> 00:46:25,849
Hottentot Venus
411
00:46:32,058 --> 00:46:33,474
Black rook.
412
00:46:35,767 --> 00:46:37,224
White king
413
00:46:38,267 --> 00:46:39,057
Checkmate
414
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:07,224
You like it or not?
415
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:09,099
I'm a fan of small boobs
416
00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,516
But pussies do nothing for me.
417
00:47:13,558 --> 00:47:15,932
All that introverted flowering
418
00:47:16,267 --> 00:47:19,432
the weight of palace gates..
419
00:47:19,642 --> 00:47:21,141
You should be into it!
420
00:47:21,558 --> 00:47:24,141
And there is no projection
421
00:47:25,058 --> 00:47:27,807
With one guy keep going into another,
422
00:47:28,058 --> 00:47:31,307
filling him until my dick invades..
423
00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:35,682
inside with his dick
projecting into infinity
424
00:47:35,975 --> 00:47:37,516
And beyond
425
00:47:37,767 --> 00:47:40,932
Our prince puts his hand
on my little axe. Nasty!
426
00:47:41,142 --> 00:47:42,891
Hands on the wheel!
427
00:47:43,183 --> 00:47:47,724
Ah, ah, ah, my little axe!
Ah, ah, ah, my little axe!
428
00:47:49,017 --> 00:47:50,349
This little puppy,
429
00:47:51,392 --> 00:47:53,016
empty symbol of nothing at all
430
00:47:53,183 --> 00:47:56,807
think s he's a fireman
but never read Hocquenghem
431
00:47:56,808 --> 00:47:59,807
and believes
revenge on his colonialist ancestors
432
00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:02,099
comes from giving his ass to black kids
433
00:48:02,267 --> 00:48:05,891
And you, my little poker,
my little coal collier,
434
00:48:06,142 --> 00:48:09,349
rootless native
who dreams of being an academic,
435
00:48:09,558 --> 00:48:12,182
to occupy a chair
that always named him black,
436
00:48:12,392 --> 00:48:14,724
and up there, determine what black is
437
00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:17,849
while you dream of white butts
438
00:48:18,058 --> 00:48:20,599
to feel you're out of slave quarters
439
00:48:20,767 --> 00:48:23,016
knocking down the master's door.
440
00:48:23,350 --> 00:48:28,307
Ah, ah, ah, my little axe!
Ah, ah, ah, my little axe!
441
00:48:28,558 --> 00:48:32,641
Who laid hands on you
when you belong to me?
442
00:48:33,683 --> 00:48:38,724
When you belong to me.
I belong to you
443
00:48:38,975 --> 00:48:44,016
Jump, my little axe,
down the middle of the road..
444
00:48:44,683 --> 00:48:46,307
It's important.
445
00:48:46,892 --> 00:48:50,724
How can we defend the forest
if it's not an object of desire?
446
00:48:51,642 --> 00:48:55,599
It has to be intuitive
and constantly present in you
447
00:48:55,850 --> 00:48:57,807
You must see it in what you love most
448
00:48:58,475 --> 00:48:59,932
Okay, let's recap
449
00:49:06,642 --> 00:49:08,307
Tropical Garden.
450
00:49:12,267 --> 00:49:14,016
Buca co Woods
451
00:49:26,850 --> 00:49:27,932
I don't know.
452
00:49:30,975 --> 00:49:32,724
Leiria pine forest
453
00:49:38,392 --> 00:49:40,016
Sintra mountain?
454
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,307
Ma fra Estate
455
00:49:51,475 --> 00:49:53,349
Edward VII Park
456
00:50:00,642 --> 00:50:02,724
Benfica's eucalyptus forest
457
00:50:07,850 --> 00:50:12,099
Forest of Lauris silva
458
00:50:15,850 --> 00:50:17,807
Petrified forest
459
00:50:22,350 --> 00:50:24,224
Sale of bagpipes.
460
00:50:32,642 --> 00:50:34,099
Hello, mama?
461
00:50:42,975 --> 00:50:43,849
No!
462
00:50:46,850 --> 00:50:49,141
Papa is dead?
463
00:50:51,767 --> 00:50:53,516
Of coronavirus?
464
00:50:57,475 --> 00:50:59,516
How come, so suddenly?
465
00:51:28,767 --> 00:51:29,932
What will you do?
466
00:51:30,558 --> 00:51:31,724
I don't know.
467
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:34,432
What's expected of me, I guess
468
00:51:39,558 --> 00:51:41,099
What does that mean?
469
00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,307
I have no shadow anymore, Afonso
470
00:51:45,850 --> 00:51:47,641
Now they'll be watching me.
471
00:51:49,850 --> 00:51:52,599
As whom? As Alfredo?
472
00:51:53,058 --> 00:51:54,432
As the fireman?
473
00:51:54,642 --> 00:51:56,932
As putative king?
-I don't know
474
00:51:58,142 --> 00:51:59,724
I've no idea what I am
475
00:51:59,975 --> 00:52:02,224
but it's me, the showcase of me
476
00:52:03,267 --> 00:52:04,932
and of what I don't know
477
00:52:05,350 --> 00:52:06,599
don't believe it
478
00:52:06,767 --> 00:52:08,432
You'll play at being king
479
00:52:08,642 --> 00:52:10,432
It's my duty, Afonso
480
00:52:11,267 --> 00:52:12,599
It may be more stupid
481
00:52:12,850 --> 00:52:15,599
but it's not so different
from that of firemen.
482
00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:17,724
And how can I avoid it?
483
00:52:18,142 --> 00:52:19,516
Tell me. How?
484
00:52:20,058 --> 00:52:21,599
Others define me, not me
485
00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:22,849
Bullshit
486
00:52:23,058 --> 00:52:24,807
They won't stop watching me
487
00:52:25,475 --> 00:52:29,016
I'll be the new pretender
or the pretender to nothing,
488
00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,224
who takes himself for a pleb
489
00:52:31,392 --> 00:52:32,724
or who doesn't want to be it
490
00:52:32,892 --> 00:52:34,599
or who abdicates from his pretension.
491
00:52:34,850 --> 00:52:36,641
Or the fag pretender or whatever
492
00:52:36,850 --> 00:52:38,724
They won't let me be anything else.
493
00:52:56,683 --> 00:52:59,932
remember the day my childhood ended
494
00:53:03,350 --> 00:53:04,016
MB EIRO
495
00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,641
It was after the first day of school
496
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:09,516
My mother was on the phone with my father,
497
00:53:10,350 --> 00:53:12,932
recounting her conversation
with the head teacher.
498
00:53:13,683 --> 00:53:15,016
About me.
499
00:53:16,183 --> 00:53:17,432
It was there.
500
00:53:19,058 --> 00:53:22,432
Whatever they had told me
about the family previously,
501
00:53:22,642 --> 00:53:24,307
I realised that my " I "
502
00:53:24,558 --> 00:53:27,516
was not the fruit
of a direct relationship with others.
503
00:53:27,767 --> 00:53:30,932
but a subject to be discussed
in the third person.
504
00:53:31,683 --> 00:53:34,641
A "he "
about whom I could say nothing
505
00:53:35,142 --> 00:53:36,641
So you hold your tongue?
506
00:53:37,183 --> 00:53:38,141
Yes.
507
00:53:38,392 --> 00:53:39,641
What about us?
508
00:53:42,142 --> 00:53:45,599
I can't, Afonso. Because you can't
509
00:53:47,392 --> 00:53:48,099
Sure
510
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:51,516
The sacrificial lamb
goes to the slaughter in public,
511
00:53:51,767 --> 00:53:53,849
so no one will be too unhappy.
512
00:54:05,642 --> 00:54:07,599
May God's will be done
513
00:54:22,850 --> 00:54:25,099
I'll be nearly nothing, Afonso
514
00:54:26,183 --> 00:54:29,224
I'll be as little as possible
515
00:54:33,642 --> 00:54:36,599
The empty symbol of nothing at all
516
00:54:36,975 --> 00:54:38,932
who watches you whenever...
517
00:55:09,058 --> 00:55:10,807
Sancho, leave the deceased
518
00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,266
Come here.
519
00:55:26,683 --> 00:55:28,307
Don't you understand?
520
00:55:29,350 --> 00:55:30,932
I'm the sister-in-law
521
00:55:31,142 --> 00:55:34,057
We even had to sell the painting
of Negro Rosa.
522
00:55:35,475 --> 00:55:37,599
The royal family decides
523
00:55:38,767 --> 00:55:41,724
Chief, this is a foy al wish.
524
00:55:41,975 --> 00:55:43,599
Royal, my ass!
525
00:55:45,183 --> 00:55:47,307
Alfredo was one of us
526
00:55:47,975 --> 00:55:50,932
Hell be buried as a fireman end of story.
527
00:55:51,767 --> 00:55:54,807
Or would you like a horsedrawn hearse?
528
00:55:56,892 --> 00:55:58,932
We take the body?
529
00:56:06,350 --> 00:56:07,932
Wait. Chief..
530
00:56:08,892 --> 00:56:11,016
Our Alfredo deserves a pieta
531
00:57:07,183 --> 00:57:08,599
So few people
532
00:57:10,683 --> 00:57:14,599
I was told he wanted a private ceremony.
533
00:57:15,267 --> 00:57:18,307
More intimate, without public figures
534
00:57:20,558 --> 00:57:21,932
Poor man...
535
00:57:23,475 --> 00:57:25,641
With no wife or children.
536
00:57:26,183 --> 00:57:28,432
He doesn't even have descendants
537
00:57:34,350 --> 00:57:37,224
And his poor siblings - Poor them
538
00:57:37,475 --> 00:57:38,932
They are both dead
539
00:57:39,142 --> 00:57:40,932
Poor them
540
00:57:44,058 --> 00:57:47,599
The girl went soon after her parents
541
00:57:48,767 --> 00:57:50,224
All from Co vid
542
00:57:53,975 --> 00:57:55,849
Prince Sebastiao
543
00:57:56,058 --> 00:57:59,224
caught a disease in Africa
544
00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:05,932
He worked there for Isabel dos Santos
545
00:58:10,350 --> 00:58:14,099
He passed away
before the birth of little Sancho
546
00:58:15,392 --> 00:58:18,432
May God bless them
547
00:58:29,058 --> 00:58:30,516
Your cousin is ready
548
00:58:30,975 --> 00:58:34,349
Nobody minds if our cousin sings a song?
549
00:58:36,850 --> 00:58:38,807
Sing whatever you want
550
00:58:44,558 --> 00:58:46,724
Then the sister-in-law
551
00:58:53,350 --> 00:58:59,099
With her husband's ashes
still warm in the urn
552
00:59:02,933 --> 00:59:05,849
And with a little boy.
- So little
553
00:59:07,642 --> 00:59:09,932
May God for give her
554
00:59:43,558 --> 00:59:47,307
Frequented the Mour aria
555
00:59:48,183 --> 00:59:51,516
And in many palaces there were
556
00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,307
songs
557
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:59,724
and guitars
558
01:00:06,475 --> 01:00:12,141
In olden times the nobility
559
01:00:17,058 --> 01:00:20,932
Which dazzled in the bull rings
560
01:00:23,850 --> 01:00:27,016
Frequented the Mour aria
561
01:00:27,475 --> 01:00:31,432
And in many palaces there were songs
562
01:00:31,642 --> 01:00:35,599
They say our prince gave
all he had in his own lifetime
563
01:00:36,183 --> 01:00:38,807
to institutions
in the overseas territories.
564
01:00:40,225 --> 01:00:41,641
I never saw him
565
01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:45,141
My husband said
566
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,016
Yes
567
01:00:48,558 --> 01:00:51,516
Maybe it wouldn't be any worse
568
01:00:52,100 --> 01:00:54,224
With what we've got.now.
569
01:01:00,892 --> 01:01:03,849
And the story I will tell you
570
01:01:06,267 --> 01:01:10,432
Was told to me by a certain old lady
571
01:01:11,642 --> 01:01:14,016
One day when I went to sing
572
01:01:14,267 --> 01:01:16,516
In the salon of a gentleman
573
01:01:16,767 --> 01:01:19,932
Near to the queen's palace
574
01:01:21,892 --> 01:01:24,599
One day when I went to sing
575
01:01:24,767 --> 01:01:27,016
In the salon of a gentie man
576
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:30,141
Near to the queen's palace
577
01:01:32,392 --> 01:01:35,349
And in that gilded salon
578
01:01:37,558 --> 01:01:41,641
Under its noble, serious aspect
579
01:01:42,975 --> 01:01:45,349
For the singing of fado
580
01:01:45,558 --> 01:01:48,099
A masked man was always present
581
01:01:48,350 --> 01:01:51,432
A man of mystery
582
01:01:53,142 --> 01:01:55,724
For the singing of fado
583
01:01:55,892 --> 01:01:58,432
Am asked man was always present
584
01:01:58,642 --> 01:02:01,016
A man of mystery
585
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:08,432
But one evening.
586
01:02:15,767 --> 01:02:19,224
But one evening someone
587
01:02:22,558 --> 01:02:26,724
said to him in a raised voice
588
01:02:28,975 --> 01:02:31,932
" Masked man, consider that
589
01:02:32,142 --> 01:02:34,432
"today nobody
590
01:02:34,642 --> 01:02:37,932
"wears a mask in this room. "
591
01:02:40,683 --> 01:02:44,016
" Masked man, consider that..
592
01:02:44,183 --> 01:02:47,141
Sir, don't take this personally
593
01:02:49,142 --> 01:02:53,099
but given that we're in a chapel,
at awake
594
01:02:53,350 --> 01:02:55,724
perhaps you could bare your head
595
01:02:57,767 --> 01:03:00,974
The masked man bared his head
596
01:03:03,767 --> 01:03:06,349
He was the King of Portugal
597
01:03:06,558 --> 01:03:08,349
The President!
598
01:03:08,558 --> 01:03:12,099
-Mister President!
Afonso! Our Afonso!
599
01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:15,307
Long live the President!
600
01:03:18,058 --> 01:03:19,349
Long live Afonso!
601
01:03:21,850 --> 01:03:23,807
Long live the President!
602
01:03:24,350 --> 01:03:28,307
He was the King of Portugal
603
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:30,932
Royal lips kissed hands
604
01:03:31,142 --> 01:03:33,099
And then...
605
01:03:35,392 --> 01:03:38,932
And then we sang the phallus
606
01:03:50,267 --> 01:03:55,016
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