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Attention, shoppers,
a mother's love is forever,
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but Mother's Love rat poison
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is only on sale till the end of the day.
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Aw.
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Mommy! I was waiting by the window.
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Can I carry the bag with the milks?
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I'm really strong.
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I drew you picture.
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Yes, she did.
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She drew it in pudding.
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Oh. Pretty.
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But we should clean that up.
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No!
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- No, no, no!
- Fine, fine, fine.
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- Pudding mommy can stay.
- No kill pudding mommy!
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You should've seen when I
ate part of ketchup daddy.
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No!
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Look what I got.
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Oh, I love you, love you, love you.
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Oh, let's play bubbles now.
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This is a perfect moment.
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Marge, what's wrong?
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It... it's slipping away.
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You need to stop that.
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W-What did you say?
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Bart!
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- Whee! I'm flying!
- Ah!
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Bart! Bart! W-What is happening?
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No!
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Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh, no. He popped.
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No, no! Don't sue me, Dracula!
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Did you say something?
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Oh, I-I was dreaming about
those bubble parties
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we used to have with the kids.
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But I was so sad.
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Why were you sad?
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Because I knew it was gonna end.
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I get it. That's why, for me,
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the last foot of a
six-foot party sub is...
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bittersweet.
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Honey, you're drenched!
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It's bubble juice.
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Oh, honey, you don't look so good.
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I mean, I think you look great,
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but someone else, say, a doctor,
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might be alarmed at your pale skin
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that is both hot and cold.
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Why did we eat at Tuesday
o'fridayhan's last night?
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I had three glasses of froz-sé.
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And a couple froz-oody Marys.
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We got pretty hammered.
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Ugh. And then we bought hot dogs
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from that sketchy street vendor.
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Oh, but they smelled so good.
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- Wrapped in bacon...
- Hmm?
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...sizzling in that hubcap...
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Oh.
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- Ugh.
- Homer, don't listen.
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We have to keep the...
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romance alive!
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I wonder why you didn't get sick.
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The clinical term is:
I'm all throwed up.
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Should we call Dr. Hibbert?
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No, no, I-I'm good now, it's all gone.
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All better.
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Ooh, bounce-a-thon is tomorrow.
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I don't think you're gonna make it.
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I'll call the school in the morning.
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I have to go.
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I volunteered for three jobs
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on pta-martyr.com.
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Frickin' pta-martyr.com.
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Where is he?
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Peek-a-boo!
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Oh.
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Where is he?
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Where's my special little guy?
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Bart? Where are you?
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Don't let go.
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- Hmm?
- _
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It's okay.
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Your coat.
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Bart?
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Can somebody help me?
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I've lost my little boy.
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Bart!
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Oh no. I was just about to beat
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these mutant houseflies at tennis.
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What do you want?
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I've lost my-my little boy.
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You know this is a dream, right?
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Bee-eer-err.
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Well, that would explain a lot.
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Yeah, in the waking world,
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I'm not great at didgeridoo.
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Is this one of those dreams
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where you know you're dreaming?
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There's a name for it,
somebody once told me...
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I'm the one who told you.
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That's right.
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I'm your inner Lisa.
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I remember everything
Lisa ever said to you.
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Exactly the way you heard it.
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Really?
So you can tell me what Lisa said
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about dreaming when you
know you're dreaming?
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Yep. It's a scientifical concept called
"Lucy dreaming."
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It was invented by sleep doctors
from a country somewhere.
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Wow. She's as smart as old Sheldon.
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Since this is your Lucy dream,
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you control everything that happens.
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So I'm the one making Homer an otter?
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Yes. He appears in many
forms in your dreams.
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Dad's an otter because yesterday
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he was lying in a kiddie pool,
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eating nachos off his belly.
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It's a table that's always with me.
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Sometimes Dad's a clown,
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sometimes a potato,
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sometimes a clown-potato.
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And sometimes,
he's both of the Property Brothers.
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- Why am I these guys?
- Why am I these guys?
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Never mind, I know why.
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But why am I having
nightmares about Bart?
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Did something happen?
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How do I look at recent memories?
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It's your Lucy dream, you decide.
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Oh. So I can decide that all
my thoughts from yesterday
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are stored in, I don't know, the oven?
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Sure, why not?
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Hmm.
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- Hmm. Here we go.
- _
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Mom! Come quick!
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Whoa!
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I'm here. I'm here, Bart. What happened?
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- Splinter.
- Oh. That's it?
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It's kind of bleeding.
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Maybe not.
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When did your hands get so big?
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They're bigger than mine.
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I dunno. Maybe I got freaky-big hands.
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Tweeze, please.
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I guess it's been a while
since we held hands.
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Ew. Did you get it?
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- Hmm.
- Thanks.
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So that's why you're having nightmares.
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Bart is super rude
and full of splinters.
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Maybe. Or maybe I'm just
sick off hubcap hotdogs.
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Why would awake-me eat those?
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That doesn't seem like awake-me.
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After enough booze slushies,
you think you can do anything.
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I challenged the valet
to an arm wrestle,
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but he turned out to be just a sign.
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Why was I drinking frozen wine
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in a casual dining chain restaurant
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on a school night?
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I dunno.
After our meeting with Bart's teacher,
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you said you needed a drink.
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Hmm.
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- Hmm...
- _
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Whoa!
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Look, whatever Bart did,
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we'll pay to have it cleaned or replaced
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or for its therapy or...
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Bart hasn't done anything.
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I'm meeting with all the parents.
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Even the normal kids. Oh!
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Bart is normal.
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I-I mean, we don't say normal anymore,
I mean...
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I-I'm talking to all the parents.
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You're not special.
I-I mean, you are, but...
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What did you want to talk about?
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As you know, bounce-a-thon means
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we're getting close
to the end of the year.
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So it's a good time to talk about
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the transition to fifth grade.
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You know, last year of elementary school
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and then it's on to
middle school and then...
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Middle school?
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Then everything changes:
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Girls, acne, drugs, body odor.
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Listen, I've taught fifth grade.
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Please buy your fifth-grader deodorant.
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Like, real deodorant,
not the "natural" stuff.
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They may look like children,
but they smell...
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like nervous cab-drivers.
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The point is: don't freak out.
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Okay. About what?
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Well, some parents start thinking,
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"Oh no.
This is the end of my kid's childhood."
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But fifth grade isn't the end
of Bart's childhood, right?
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I mean, technically,
it is the last year of it.
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Did you find out what happened to Bart?
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It's what's going to happen.
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He's going to grow up.
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Mm.
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Damn kid.
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It was such a strange dream.
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Bart was four
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and he was so adorable.
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I'd almost forgotten there was a time
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when Bart was the sweet one,
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and Lisa was the difficult one.
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Uh, to be fair...
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I'm only 18 months old,
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so to be going through
my terrible twos now
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is actually pretty advanced.
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Crap, I'm still dreaming!
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Bounce-a-thon!
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I'm coming, too!
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- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?
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I thought I heard you barfing.
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No, that wasn't barfing.
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That was... loud, sloshy burps...
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- Ugh.
- I signed up for snack,
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so I have to make marshmallow trea...
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I can do this.
Just have to melt some margari...
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Don't worry. Super-Dad is already
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making the marshmallow treats.
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Which krispies did you use?
Rice or cocoa?
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I'm making my own.
The rice is krispying as we speak.
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Oh, it smells like you've burnt it!
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No problem, I'll moisten it
with the last of the eggnog.
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I'm throwing up stuff I ate years ago.
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I think I saw wedding cake.
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You really should stay home.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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This will be the first
bounce-a-thon I've ever missed.
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Oh, missing stuff is the greatest.
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When I do stuff,
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I have a fear of missing
out on missing out.
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You know: Fo-moo-mo.
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Homer, listen,
you have to do this for me.
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Take a picture of each kid
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giving a thumbs-up at the finish line.
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It's for my scrapbook.
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I've already made windows
for each school year.
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Bart, thumbs-up slowly past Daddy.
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Give him time to focus.
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Mom,
there's no easy way to tell you this,
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so I'm just gonna say it.
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At school, I'm becoming known
for taking cutting-edge,
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no-holds-barred comedy photos.
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It's true.
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I've heard fifth graders say so.
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So, w-what are you saying?
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There's no way I can do a
thumbs-up at bounce-a-thon.
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- What?
- It will ruin the brand
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I've been building since picture day.
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My fans expect me to
top inside-out eyelids
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and scotch tape nose.
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You don't understand
the pressure I'm under.
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But this is for the bounce-a-thon album.
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So you'll always remember bounce-a-thon.
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But I don't even like bounce-a-thon.
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I'm making fun of bounce-a-thon.
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What?
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None of us kids like bounce-a-thon.
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It's not very cool.
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Well, you thought it was cool last year.
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Bart, just one thumbs-up, please?
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I'm sorry, but no.
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Crazy pictures is my thing now.
265
00:11:04,614 --> 00:11:08,198
You should respect that this
is just how I am this year.
266
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:12,119
Bart, you sound so mature and grown up.
267
00:11:12,575 --> 00:11:14,830
I hate that.
268
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:23,839
Run!
269
00:11:23,841 --> 00:11:25,382
Something's coming!
270
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,721
This is silly. I don't need symbolism.
271
00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,264
I know what I'm afraid of.
272
00:11:32,266 --> 00:11:34,850
And it's not a bear. Sorry.
273
00:11:38,125 --> 00:11:40,064
It's not a nightmare.
274
00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,398
It's reality.
275
00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,900
Bart's growing up.
276
00:11:42,902 --> 00:11:44,943
I should've treasured every time
277
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:47,196
he held my hand because...
278
00:11:47,198 --> 00:11:49,740
I don't remember when he stopped.
279
00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:53,077
The poet Kahlil Gibran once said:
280
00:11:54,622 --> 00:11:56,455
Parents are bows...
281
00:11:56,457 --> 00:11:58,707
Like bow-and-arrow bows?
282
00:11:58,709 --> 00:12:03,754
...from which children are
shot forth as an arrow-thingy.
283
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,131
The bow doesn't feel sad when it sees
284
00:12:06,133 --> 00:12:08,717
how far and true the arrow flies.
285
00:12:08,719 --> 00:12:11,720
Well, the bow feels a little sad.
286
00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:13,681
The bow doesn't want to lose touch
287
00:12:13,683 --> 00:12:17,476
and the arrow has never been
great about answering texts.
288
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,396
But even after Bart grows up,
289
00:12:20,398 --> 00:12:22,314
you'll still have Lisa and Maggie...
290
00:12:22,316 --> 00:12:25,734
Oh, my God. Lisa and Maggie!
291
00:12:25,736 --> 00:12:28,237
It's going to happen with all of them!
292
00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,321
Oops.
293
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,908
Bart is just the beginning.
294
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:37,788
One by one...
295
00:12:39,583 --> 00:12:40,583
...all my babies
296
00:12:40,584 --> 00:12:41,917
will leave the nest.
297
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,672
I'm going to lose all of them.
298
00:12:56,392 --> 00:12:59,476
Honey,
we mustn't break awake-you's brain.
299
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,729
Remember those commercials
where they show you
300
00:13:01,731 --> 00:13:03,313
what depression is like?
301
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,899
A raincloud follows you everywhere,
302
00:13:05,901 --> 00:13:07,818
you get sucked into sofas,
303
00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,278
and when it gets really bad,
304
00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,947
your wind-up monkey stops clapping.
305
00:13:13,196 --> 00:13:15,743
Look! Look, Bart's at a playground!
306
00:13:15,745 --> 00:13:17,327
Bart! Bart! They have your favorite
307
00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,288
back-and-forth riding-thingy!
308
00:13:19,290 --> 00:13:22,374
The duck, Bart! Ride the duck!
309
00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:23,667
Bart!
310
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:28,130
No!
311
00:13:30,634 --> 00:13:34,094
Okay, maybe I am being
a teensy bit negative.
312
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:40,601
Okay.
313
00:13:40,603 --> 00:13:42,394
A little brain-hurricane.
314
00:13:42,396 --> 00:13:46,523
My time as a mom will
eventually come to an end.
315
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:50,569
I'll have to fill my days with
a bunch of stupid hobbies.
316
00:13:50,571 --> 00:13:53,614
I don't want an Etsy storefront!
317
00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:55,365
It's not happening now.
318
00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:57,951
So it's silly to be sad about it now.
319
00:13:57,953 --> 00:14:00,579
It's like going to work on time.
320
00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:02,748
There's no point.
321
00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,541
I want to show you something.
322
00:14:07,328 --> 00:14:08,443
_
323
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,131
Whoa!
324
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:13,967
I'm coming, too.
325
00:14:13,969 --> 00:14:15,219
- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?
326
00:14:15,221 --> 00:14:16,845
I thought I heard you barfing.
327
00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:18,138
Freeze it right there.
328
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:22,476
Now, watch it again
but this time look over...
329
00:14:22,478 --> 00:14:23,591
here.
330
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:26,772
I'm coming, too.
331
00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:27,831
- Yay!
- Aren't you sick?
332
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:29,341
- ♪ Mommy's coming ♪
- I thought I heard you barfing.
333
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:30,400
♪ Yes, she is ♪
334
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,027
♪ Do, do-do, do, do, my mom. ♪
335
00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:36,782
- Ha!
- She's rehearsing her thumbs-up.
336
00:14:36,784 --> 00:14:37,908
Oh.
337
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:39,243
Oh, I was so sad
338
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,161
that Bart had outgrown
the bounce-a-thon,
339
00:14:41,163 --> 00:14:44,790
I couldn't see that my
sweet Lisa still loves it.
340
00:14:44,792 --> 00:14:45,958
For now.
341
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,210
Next year,
she'll probably turn on it, too.
342
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:49,461
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you
343
00:14:49,463 --> 00:14:51,672
to get out of the dark place, please.
344
00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:55,634
You're right.
Bounce-a-thon still means a lot to Lisa.
345
00:14:55,636 --> 00:14:59,137
So, what are you...
like, my feelings police?
346
00:14:59,139 --> 00:15:02,057
No, I'm pretty sure I'm here
because, deep down,
347
00:15:02,059 --> 00:15:03,433
you're attracted to me.
348
00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:06,103
The uniform, the low center of gravity,
349
00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,647
my thick, syrupy voice.
350
00:15:08,649 --> 00:15:10,274
I don't think so.
351
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,942
If anything, I'm into Eddie.
352
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:14,570
Yeah, he's a beautiful man.
353
00:15:14,572 --> 00:15:18,991
I love that Lisa was so happy
I was gonna be there.
354
00:15:18,993 --> 00:15:20,909
I should be there for her.
355
00:15:20,911 --> 00:15:23,078
I've got to get to the bounce-a-thon
356
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,539
before Lisa's childhood slips away.
357
00:15:25,541 --> 00:15:27,624
How can I wake myself up?
358
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,501
Oh. Well, this'll do it.
359
00:15:34,592 --> 00:15:37,509
Okay, looking good, feeling good.
360
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,265
Even better now.
361
00:15:44,226 --> 00:15:46,727
I'll be there, Lisa, I won't miss it.
362
00:15:46,729 --> 00:15:48,604
Or a pickle and egg sandwich
363
00:15:48,606 --> 00:15:51,565
from Joey Mayonnaise's
sandwich creamery!
364
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:55,402
Where the hospitality is
as warm as the mayonnai...
365
00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,783
Okay, I ruined the car.
366
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:04,578
But mommy's s-still coming, Lisa.
367
00:16:05,956 --> 00:16:08,040
Okay, here we go.
368
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,586
Oh, I got to sign up. Okay. Username?
369
00:16:12,588 --> 00:16:14,588
Uh, bounce-mom.
370
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,465
Taken. Fine.
371
00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,342
Uh, barf-mom.
372
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:19,885
Taken? Really?
373
00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:21,970
Borf-mom.
374
00:16:21,972 --> 00:16:24,222
What? Oh, come on.
375
00:16:24,224 --> 00:16:25,807
Marge.
376
00:16:25,809 --> 00:16:27,643
Oh, that worked.
377
00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,491
Ah!
378
00:16:42,493 --> 00:16:44,117
I'm here, Lisa.
379
00:16:45,412 --> 00:16:49,331
I promised to wear this, uh,
humorous wig for bounce-a-thon
380
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,750
if we had 30 lice-free days and,
uh, well,
381
00:16:51,752 --> 00:16:54,544
we had 29,
but I'm just going to assume that today
382
00:16:54,546 --> 00:16:55,837
is going to go well.
383
00:16:55,839 --> 00:16:57,965
And on the bounce track right now,
384
00:16:57,967 --> 00:16:59,883
the second grade.
385
00:17:00,542 --> 00:17:02,135
That's Lisa's class.
386
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,848
Excuse me, excuse me. Let me through.
387
00:17:06,850 --> 00:17:08,976
I'm here to support my child.
388
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,353
Yeah, well, guess what, Princess blue,
389
00:17:11,355 --> 00:17:14,147
we're all here to support our kids.
390
00:17:14,149 --> 00:17:17,067
So stick that in your
g-string and make change.
391
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:20,028
I'm sorry, I'm very,
very sick and I just...
392
00:17:20,030 --> 00:17:22,280
Sick? W-What kind of sick?
393
00:17:22,282 --> 00:17:24,908
I don't know. Some kind of, um,
394
00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:27,661
I don't know, pox or plague.
395
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,877
Oh, no. Food smells.
396
00:17:35,879 --> 00:17:37,713
It's okay, I'll just hold my breath.
397
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,057
Must... get... picture.
398
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,690
Mrs. Simpson?
399
00:17:57,943 --> 00:18:00,235
D-Did I get the picture?
400
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,283
I took a photo after I passed out?
401
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:10,287
Yeah, we had to pry
the phone from your hand.
402
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,581
I've been kind of a wreck
since our meeting.
403
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:16,001
You know, when you said
Bart's childhood is over?
404
00:18:16,665 --> 00:18:19,838
I did not say that.
I would never say that.
405
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,299
Bart's childhood isn't over.
406
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:25,010
I did notice that you got very quiet
407
00:18:25,012 --> 00:18:27,220
after I mentioned middle school.
408
00:18:27,222 --> 00:18:29,222
You didn't say anything else.
409
00:18:29,224 --> 00:18:32,601
Except to ask about happy
hour at Tuesday O'Fridayhan's.
410
00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:35,645
Wait, you didn't say
he was heading toward
411
00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:37,898
girls and drugs and acne?
412
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,609
No, of course not.
413
00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:42,444
Oh, my gosh, that was a dream.
414
00:18:42,446 --> 00:18:45,864
I should have noticed that
you were 17 feet tall.
415
00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:49,559
I ate bad things last night.
416
00:18:49,561 --> 00:18:52,645
You didn't say we had to buy
Bart deodorant next year.
417
00:18:52,647 --> 00:18:54,147
Oh, no, no, no, I did say that.
418
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:56,232
That part is very important.
419
00:18:56,234 --> 00:18:58,651
Strong deodorant.
420
00:18:58,653 --> 00:19:02,280
Hey, Bart's got a lot of childhood left.
421
00:19:02,282 --> 00:19:05,200
I mean, he scores in the 50th percentile
422
00:19:05,202 --> 00:19:06,409
for knowing his right and left,
423
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:08,495
which is, oh, not a test score
424
00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:10,872
I should have said out
loud at a school function.
425
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,042
Are you going to be okay?
426
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:16,711
Yes. I'm just going to lie here
427
00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:20,131
until the school stops spinning...
428
00:19:22,010 --> 00:19:23,051
Ah.
429
00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,344
Feeling better?
430
00:19:24,346 --> 00:19:26,012
Mm-hmm.
431
00:19:26,014 --> 00:19:27,347
I missed the picture,
432
00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:30,517
but Lisa was so happy to see me today.
433
00:19:30,519 --> 00:19:32,769
So, for now, I'm happy.
434
00:19:32,771 --> 00:19:34,646
And who knows what the future holds?
435
00:19:34,648 --> 00:19:36,648
Bart could knock up
his high school girlfriend.
436
00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:37,857
You could have grandchildren
437
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:40,109
before Maggie starts kindergarten.
438
00:19:40,111 --> 00:19:42,487
Wouldn't that be nice?
439
00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:47,675
Time to wake up.
440
00:19:50,115 --> 00:19:51,704
Oh.
441
00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,999
Here he comes.
442
00:19:56,211 --> 00:19:59,003
Mm. My funny little guy.
443
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,802
Oh...
444
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,263
That's...
445
00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:10,765
That's really good.
446
00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:13,977
Did you get the picture?
447
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,353
Was my crack centered?
448
00:20:15,355 --> 00:20:18,314
Oh, Bart, it was perfect.
449
00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:19,774
You liked it?
450
00:20:19,776 --> 00:20:21,734
I loved it.
451
00:20:21,736 --> 00:20:23,903
Thanks. Wanna go to the dunk tank?
452
00:20:23,905 --> 00:20:26,072
The gym teacher I hate is on the chair.
453
00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,907
Sure.
454
00:20:31,913 --> 00:20:34,497
Let's dunk that sucker.
455
00:20:38,044 --> 00:20:39,210
And on the way home,
456
00:20:39,212 --> 00:20:40,878
let's go deodorant shopping.
457
00:21:36,132 --> 00:21:39,013
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