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What...?
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Those kids!
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Not my Frampton Comes Alive.
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Ha-oh...!
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"Honest, Dad, we didn't even
know you had a watch."
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Thank God they paved
the driveway last year.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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LOIS:
Jury Duty?
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They want me to do jury duty?
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I can't believe this.
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You can't do it.
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You simply can't do it.
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Spring break is coming up.
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The boys are going
to be out of school.
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I can't be expected
to handle them by myself.
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I'm sorry, you're
just going to have
to tell them no!
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That's not one of the options,
Hal.
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What are they thinking
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forcing someone
to sit on a jury?
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This is America!
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I don't have a choice.
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Oh... yes, you do.
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You want to get out
of jury duty?
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You just let me handle this.
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ALL: We, the jury,
promise to faithfully uphold...
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This is going to be great.
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I've never been
ice fishing before.
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It combines
my two favorite things in life:
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ice and holes.
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Just a bunch of guys
roughing it.
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A true test of courage
and determination.
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Man against the elements.
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No crust on mine, please
and thank you.
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I hope you guys packed
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enough toilet paper
for fo people.
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You're kidding me.
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How'd you get Piama to
give you permission?
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I don't need
my wife's permission.
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I baited her into a fight,
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and she kicked me out
for a couple days.
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Oh, my God, Dewey.
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You're not going
to believe what just happened.
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Where were you?
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We were supposed to go exploring
in the sewer!
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I waited two hours for you!
Dewey,
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you're not listening.
This is incredible.
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But you promised!
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You said that when spring break
started you would take me.
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I did all your chores,
I did all your homework,
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I took your antibiotics
for you, I put...
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Dewey, just shut up.
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We're trying to tell you
something important.
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We just saw
Stevie's mom naked.
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And she's a total babe.
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It was amazing.
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We were over at Stevie's
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getting stuff for the sewer
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when all of a sudden,
we hear something behind us.
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We turn around
and there she was.
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In the hallway. Naked!
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Buck-naked-- except
for her shower cap.
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It was crazy.
First she was screaming,
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then Stevie was screaming,
then I was screaming...
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Yeah, why'd I do that?
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And then she tore the curtains
off the wall to cover up.
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But you could still
see right through
the curtains.
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I'm so glad they
just remodeled.
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That is not a good reason!
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Mom walks around here naked
all the time!
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She was naked this morning.
She was naked in the...
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Dewey... if you just combined
those two things in my head
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I will kill you!
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No, we're good.
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So, anyway,
she was crawling
down the hall...
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Hal, I've got to get going.
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Where are the boys?
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They went to the library.
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I know, I know.
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But if they were doing something
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really dangerous,
they'd have come up
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with a better lie.
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So...
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deliberations start today.
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Nervous?
Nice try, Hal.
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You know I can't talk
about the trial.
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:
Okay. Okay.
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So, is the councilman as tall
as he seems to be on TV?
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Hal...
I knew it!
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Your eyebrow went up.
It did not.
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It's the panty bandit,
isn't it?
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This isn't right, Lois.
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We're married.
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We tell each other everything.
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We've never kept
secrets from each other
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in our entire relationship.
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What are you talking about?
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I keep secrets from you
all the time.
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Oh, fine, go!
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Don't want to keep you
from your big secret trial.
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Thank you very much.
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For what?
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Oh, nothing.
Nothing at all.
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You didn't say a word.
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This sucks.
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We've been here 15 hours.
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We haven't caught a single fish.
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How much longer
is this going to take?
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You never know.
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I've been ice fishing
my entire life.
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Never even seen a fish.
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I'm with Francis.
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I got bored
on the drive down here.
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Can we at least
talk about something?
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About what?
I don't know.
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We could use this opportunity
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to get to know each other
a little better.
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You know, one time I walked in
on my two dads making love.
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Guilty.
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Not guilty.
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And... guilty.
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That's seven guilty
and five not guilty.
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So, I guess the point
of contention for those of you
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who don't think that Marty did
steal the motorcycle...
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Look, if it'll get us
out of here earlier,
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I don't mind
changing my vote.
What?
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I don't feel that
strongly either way.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Which side was winning again?
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This is not a question
of winning.
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And I don't think
we should be voting
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whichever way gets us out
of here the fasted.
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Well, we have to have
some basis for deciding.
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There was a trial.
And evidence.
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And laws.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Let's just vote one more time
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before we, you know
get into all that detail.
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We might just get lucky.
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Do the five people
who voted not guilty
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want to change their votes?
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Me.
Guilty.
Whatever.
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There you go.
It's unanimous.
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Wait. Wait!
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What do you think you're doing?!
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You can't send
a 17-year-old kid to jail
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just because you want
to go home early.
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For God's sake, we took an oath!
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Lady, did you vote guilty?
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Yes, because...
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Then there's no problem.
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We're all just agreeing
with you.
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Let's go.
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Fine.
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Then I vote not guilty.
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This is cool.
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There's no alligators
down here, right?
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No, that's just made up.
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But if there were,
it'd probably be blind.
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Or albino.
Or transparent!
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But that's not real.
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This is so cool.
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He hasn't shut up all morning.
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I mean, I was just as excited
the first time Francis took us.
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It's actually kind of cute.
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Did you get the snake?
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Right here.
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They'll be able
to hear him screaming in Russia.
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Dude, finish your story.
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Oh, right. So, then, we noticed
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she was standing there...
buck-naked.
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And then I went like this...
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And then Malcolm
was like this...
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It was incredible.
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The sun
was coming through
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the window behind her.
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It looked like
she was glowing.
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A naked, glowing angel.
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Hey, Stevie,
back me up on this.
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That's what she
looked like, right?
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Can we go now?
I get the lead.
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No, rear.
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No, wait, front.
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I'll scout ahead.
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What?
You're talking
about his mom.
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Change the subject.
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Show some class.
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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Whoo, Stevie, is that you
or the sewer?
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ARTIE:
It turns out it wasn't
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a boil they removed
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but the vestiges
of my unborn twin.
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Okay, let's just go.
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Yeah.
That sounds good.
Good idea.
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Best idea I've
heard all day.
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Okay, here's something
interesting.
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There's a gigantic bear
out there.
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Don't worry
about it.
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There are grizzlies
all over.
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Just part of living in Alaska.
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How far away is it?
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Well...
answer the question.
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Uh, it's open.
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"The body was found..."
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I thought we were having
lunch today.
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What? Oh, I'm sorry.
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I...
What's all this?
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Uh, just some
research I'm doing
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on the trial Lois
got assigned to.
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My God. The Reyes case?
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Did she say anything about
the four-fingered magician?
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Was he any good?
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She won't tell me anything.
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I had to dig all
this stuff up on my own.
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Half the information is being
suppressed from the jury.
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Now Lois will have
to find Monahan guilty.
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Why wouldn't she?
He did it.
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Oh, you're a fool.
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Everyone knows that
the wife killed him.
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What are you talking about?
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She loved him.
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Didn't you read the letter?
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If she was so innocent,
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how come she didn't admit
to being married before?
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Because she was underage
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and it was annulled
a week later.
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It means absolutely nothing.
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The judge already ruled that
inadmissible.
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This is the same judge
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that wouldn't allow the
cabdriver to testify!
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Well... if the wife did it,
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why did four witnesses say they
saw a man leave the crime scene?
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Oh. You mean a man...
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like this.
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You just drew hair on!
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And if I could do it,
she could do it.
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Did you know that she
spent two years working
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at the Windmill Dinner Theater?
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Let me see that.
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Okay, here's our mark.
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When we came down here
with Francis,
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this is the farthest
we've ever gone.
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DEWEY:
This is it?
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This is as far
as you went?
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Who would brag
about this?
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:
Mr. Alligator?
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So, Stevie, did your mom
go to college?
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What?
You know.
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Did she get a degree
or something?
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I'll bet she was
in a sorority.
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Wait a minute.
Unless we thought some girl
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named Molly Hatchet ruled,
this isn't our mark.
262
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,142
No, this has to be it.
263
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,979
We went right, right,
straight, left, right, left,
264
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,814
straight,
and right again.
265
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,083
No. We went right,
left, left,
266
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,652
then straight,
left, right, straight.
267
00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:25,759
No, we went... right... left...
268
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,627
straight...
269
00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:28,696
Oh, man, we're lost!
270
00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:29,930
What?! No!
271
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,132
Oh, man, what are we going
to do?
272
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,868
Nice. We'll get him crying
and then pants him.
273
00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,136
No, we really are lost.
274
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:37,805
What? What are we going to do?!
275
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,840
I knew it.
I knew you were going to find
276
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,308
some way to ruin this
for me.
277
00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:42,442
Even when
you're trying
278
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,344
to be nice,
you make me miserable.
279
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:48,281
And now, I get to die
in the sewer.
280
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:49,717
A perfect end
281
00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:50,984
to a crappy life!
282
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:52,385
Shut up, Dewey.
All right.
283
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,521
Let's just focus
on finding a way out of here.
284
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,623
Stevie's mom must be worried
about him.
285
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:59,292
Shut up...
about... my mom!
286
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,328
What? I simply made a comment.
287
00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,963
You're... a perv.
288
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,131
I can't help it
289
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,966
if I have a healthy interest
in the opposite sex.
290
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,502
Well... they don't... return...
the favor.
291
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,971
What does that mean?
292
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,873
Girls... hate you.
293
00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,207
That's not true.
294
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,142
Yes, it is.
295
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,377
Come on, Reese,
you're a joke.
296
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:20,380
Yeah, even
I know it.
297
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,587
So, Marty claims
he was at work,
298
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,823
but his boss says
he didn't show up until 6:00.
299
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,992
Now, we've got the attendant
at the gas station
300
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,762
who puts Marty's whereabouts
there between 4:00 and 4:30.
301
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,330
And as we all remember
from the testimony...
302
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,232
Can we vote again?
303
00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,333
What's the use?
304
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,235
We've been through this
five times.
305
00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:44,237
We vote guilty,
she votes not guilty.
306
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,239
We vote not guilty,
she votes guilty.
307
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,541
Yeah. So, you go first
this time.
308
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,444
All right. I abstain.
309
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,713
What is it that you want, lady?
310
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,548
I want you to do your job.
311
00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,050
I want you to weigh
the facts
312
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,519
of this case
and make a reasoned decision.
313
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:03,090
You have got the sworn testimony
of the arresting police officer
314
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,958
in which he clearly states...
Yeah,
315
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,359
if you believe
what he says.
316
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,128
Okay. That's fair enough.
317
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,397
It is a question of credibility.
318
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,298
On one hand you have
319
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,632
a 17-year-old
high school dropout
320
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,267
with a history
of reckless behavior.
321
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:15,368
And on the other,
322
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,938
you have a 20-year veteran
of the police force.
323
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,639
Well, you sure as hell
can't trust the cops.
324
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,408
They're always coming up
with ways to get you.
325
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,375
WOMAN:
That's right.
326
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,311
My neighbor's a cop
and he's got
327
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,279
a 30-foot boat
in his front yard.
328
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,548
Now, how can he
afford a 30-foot boat
329
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,783
on a policeman's salary?
330
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:32,219
Cops are always getting
away with stuff like that.
331
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,586
And start now, I'll tell ya,
when I was a kid...
332
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,488
Stop.
333
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,926
This is not about how you feel
about cops.
334
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,830
This is not about who you like
and who you hate.
335
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,664
This is about
what you believe happened
336
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,599
based on the facts of the trial.
337
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:50,337
Did Marty, or did Marty not,
in fact, steal the motorcycle?!
338
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,239
Wait... I thought
339
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,074
Marty was the cop.
WOMAN: Yeah.
340
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,408
MAN:
Yeah, that's what I thought.
341
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:59,646
Fine.
Let's go through this again.
342
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,982
Yes?
343
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,516
Is it okay to hate you?
344
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:05,485
Absolutely.
345
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,494
But the money
was really being funneled
346
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,264
to Mr. Reyes' mistress
and their love child.
347
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,501
Once Monahan found out,
it was "Good night, Mr. Reyes."
348
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,670
You've got nothing.
349
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,206
There were witnesses who saw him
argue with the victim.
350
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,841
He can't account
for his whereabouts
351
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:29,376
when the murder occurred
352
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,279
and they found the murder weapon
in his car.
353
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,948
Means, motive and opportunity.
354
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,984
It's all a little too neat.
355
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,485
Because he's guilty.
356
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:41,121
My gut says the partner
didn't do it.
357
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,156
Just saying so
doesn't make it so.
358
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,591
Talk to this guy.
359
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,228
You're an idiot.
360
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,632
Oh, my God, that
thing's a monster.
361
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,302
Calm down, I've been
around bears for 40 years.
362
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,970
There's nothing
to worry about.
363
00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:58,071
Really?
Yup.
364
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,373
All we've got to do
is stay real quiet.
365
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:03,243
Pretty soon he'll get
bored and fly away.
366
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,046
That is unless he's
protecting his eggs.
367
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,414
This is crazy.
368
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,082
We can't stay here.
369
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:10,583
Somebody's got to make
a run for the truck
370
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,584
and go get help.
371
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,685
That's a suicide mission.
372
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,754
The bear will run down
anyone that goes out there.
373
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,189
Well, what are we
supposed to do?
374
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,025
We can't stay here
and starve to death.
375
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,159
He's right.
376
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,860
I say we try it.
377
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:21,594
I vote for Eric.
378
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,930
What?!
Go to hell.
379
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,097
I'm not going out there.
380
00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,065
You go out there.
381
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,034
Hey, I have a wife at home
to take care of.
382
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,868
Oh, and my life
doesn't mean anything?
383
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,836
How about Artie?
384
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,904
He's the camp outcast.
385
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,905
Big deal.
386
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,506
Pete's just a
toothless old coot.
387
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,342
It's a miracle he's
lived this long.
388
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,011
I should have slit your throat
when I had the chance.
389
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,017
This all looks...
390
00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,518
the same.
391
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,854
Yes, this
is the same.
392
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,957
It's all been
exactly the same
393
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:52,192
ever since the
day I was born.
394
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,693
I start to
trust them.
395
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,262
They make me
regret it.
396
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,563
I get
my hopes up
397
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,731
and then they
destroy them.
398
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,034
Shut up. We get it.
399
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:05,038
Every girlfriend you ever had
left you crying like a baby.
400
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:05,872
What?
401
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,774
Oh, who's
Mr. Big Shot, now?
402
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,476
I'm a joke with
the girls, huh?
403
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,777
Well, what's worse--
404
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:13,046
being a joke, or
being a crybaby?
405
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,415
I wasn't crying
that hard.
406
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:16,816
You wet...
407
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,817
your pants.
408
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,919
Oh, like you've ever
even been with a girl.
409
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:20,920
I have...
410
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,888
a note...
411
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,123
from my doctor.
412
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,591
I could get a doctor
if I wanted to.
413
00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,493
That doesn't even
make sense.
414
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:27,927
DEWEY:
That's right.
415
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,562
Turn on
each other.
416
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,998
Well, you know what?
417
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,432
No girls like
418
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,500
any of you.
419
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,335
And I don't
blame them.
420
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,870
You're all
pathetic.
421
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:41,808
You know
who's a joke?
422
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:42,976
Girls.
Yeah.
423
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:43,943
Why do we even like them?
424
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,178
They make our lives miserable.
425
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,746
You can never understand
what they want.
426
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,648
They're always saying,
"Stop staring at me."
427
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:49,816
And they don't
laugh at farts.
428
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,151
They only want to
talk about clothes.
429
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,252
They cry...
430
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,454
all the time.
431
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,723
Yeah,
this is helping us get out.
432
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,294
Time! Time!
Time!
433
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,462
Eleven minutes.
434
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,496
Ha!
435
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,132
In your face!
436
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,701
See, the wife did have time
to run down here from home.
437
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:13,840
That leaves her two minutes
to stab him, remove the head
438
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,708
and still make it
to the party in time.
439
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,377
It all makes sense.
440
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,179
Oh, and the blood
just magically jumped
441
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,780
from the wife's clothes
to Monahan.
442
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,850
Do you really need this
spelled out for you?
443
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,218
After killing
her husband,
444
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,054
she ran back, took off
the bloody suit
445
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:29,489
and rubbed it all over
the unconscious Monahan.
446
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,723
Impossible.
447
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,859
You just don't want
to be proven wrong.
448
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:34,627
I am not wrong.
449
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,996
The knife entered
at a downward angle.
450
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:40,367
She was 5'2"; he was 6'4".
451
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,069
She'd have had to ask
him to pick her up
452
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,070
so she could stab him.
453
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,504
She could have stood
on something.
454
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,340
Oh, so she brought a stepladder
with her to the alley.
455
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,709
Look, right here
is a milk crate.
456
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,744
She could have hidden
behind the Dumpster,
457
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,880
stood on the milk crate,
pulled out the knife
458
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,248
and stabbed him
several times
459
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,983
with a downward
motion like this.
460
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,159
I may be fat, stupid,
461
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,161
colorblind
and dyslexic
462
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,729
but at least I don't
have three nipples.
463
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:11,931
You shut your trap.
That's a mole.
464
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,066
And you.
465
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,901
Your family
changed their name
466
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,736
so you couldn't
track them down.
467
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:17,904
No one will
miss you.
468
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:19,672
I'm pretty sure
it started with an "O."
469
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,575
All three of you are
useless, pea-brained idiots.
470
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:23,609
And for your information,
471
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,612
I do suffer more
than everybody else.
472
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:27,180
This is ridiculous.
473
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,381
Let's just vote on it.
474
00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,916
Who votes for Francis?
475
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,285
Who votes for Eric?
476
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,254
Artie?
477
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,789
Pete?
478
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,291
Four votes,
the hut has spoken.
479
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,127
No, you tricked me.
480
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,094
No, no...
481
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,695
He'll reject me.
482
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,097
I've tried me.
483
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,599
I taste awful.
484
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:52,872
All right,
485
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,608
that's the worst thing
any of us has ever done.
486
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,609
I'm not proud of it,
487
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,478
but I really don't think
we had a choice.
488
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,780
Like I care about your
opinion on anything.
489
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:02,949
Wait a minute.
490
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,951
Why don't we hear eating?
491
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,820
He got to the truck.
492
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,489
Pete!
Pete!
Pete!
493
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:14,594
PETE :
See you back-stabbing
sons of bitches in hell!
494
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,330
So the witness saw Marty
gassing up the motorcycle
495
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,466
a half an hour after the owner
said it went missing.
496
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,468
But doesn't that gas station
close at 5:00?
497
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,802
Not on Fridays.
498
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,937
She pointed that out
in the transcript.
499
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,607
Uh, I think we're ready
for another vote.
500
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,309
Lois?
501
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,044
Go ahead.
502
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:35,548
By a show of hands, who thinks
the defendant is guilty?
503
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:37,450
Great.
504
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,951
Let's go tell the judge.
505
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,253
Wait.
506
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,022
I don't think Marty is guilty.
507
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:43,990
What?
508
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,625
I went through all these papers
509
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,660
and it says the kid sings
in a church choir.
510
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,429
I just don't feel
a churchgoing boy
511
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,663
would do something like this.
512
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,765
That is not fact.
That's bias.
513
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,503
You are basing a decision on
feelings that have nothing to do
514
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,737
with facts.
515
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,806
Facts are things.
516
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,375
Like witnesses seeing
Marty steal the bike.
517
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,311
Like Marty being apprehended
while he was
518
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,145
driving the stolen bike.
519
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,480
Like Marty pulling
520
00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:10,283
tons of stupid stunts
just like this one.
521
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,351
Those are the facts.
522
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,321
I just don't want to send
that poor boy to jail.
523
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,689
Oh, believe me, jail is going
to do a lot more good
524
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,825
than three years
of military school ever did.
525
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,826
Military school?
526
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,329
I didn't read anything
about military school.
527
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
528
00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:25,665
I know I saw that somewhere.
529
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,599
I don't think so.
530
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,134
Didn't he drop out
of vocational school?
531
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,403
That's right, after
he transferred from
the private school
532
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,672
where he got caught messing
around with the teacher's aide.
533
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:34,173
I-I...
You don't understand.
534
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,676
I know for a fact
that Francis went...
535
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,844
Who?
536
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,248
Oh, my God.
537
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,653
I think I have
to excuse myself from this jury.
538
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,221
All in favor.
539
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,493
I'm trying to be
the best me I can be.
540
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,228
But I don't know
what to say to girls
541
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,663
so I just say
something mean.
542
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,698
I guess
I'm afraid of getting hurt
543
00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,899
so I hurt them first.
544
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:01,000
I think my problem is
545
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,703
I get so frustrated
over the things I can't control.
546
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,037
I forget that they're people
547
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,106
with their own will
and their own needs.
548
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,108
I play...
549
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,577
mind games.
550
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,611
It's all...
551
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,779
I have.
552
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:16,883
Why isn't there ever a
flash flood when you need one?
553
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,217
I really want
a girlfriend.
554
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,786
I want someone
to hang out with.
555
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:21,220
That's what
I really want.
556
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,122
Yeah, someone you can talk to.
557
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,424
Someone...
558
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,692
to hug.
559
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,294
Someone to show my poetry to.
560
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,761
You write...
561
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,096
poetry?
562
00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,798
I dabble.
563
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,133
What to you guys
think about Brenda Pawlak?
564
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,134
She's really nice.
565
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,202
I think she'd
be good for you.
566
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,203
You'd make...
567
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,271
a cute couple.
568
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,072
I thought so, too.
569
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,441
Hey, I know this sounds weird,
570
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,376
but can I read you
something I wrote?
571
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,412
We'd love it.
572
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,223
Hey.
573
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,293
Hey.
574
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,394
What happened?
575
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,696
Did you read them
your poetry?
576
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,269
You guys
couldn't even do this right.
577
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,639
I really want to serve
on another jury.
578
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,940
I know, I messed up
this time,
579
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,642
but the next time
I will do it right.
580
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,844
I'm not responsible
for scheduling that.
581
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,612
I'm sure you
have connections.
582
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,581
Please, I just need
another chance.
583
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,316
Seems there was some
kind of mistrial earlier.
584
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:24,283
Now everything's backed up.
585
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:25,418
You're going
to have to wait.
586
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,853
I'll do the best I can
587
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,255
if you promise to stop
bothering me right now.
588
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,289
Deal.
589
00:21:30,323 --> 00:21:31,324
I got to go.
590
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,560
My husband's probably
going crazy without me.
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