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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:15,820 --> 00:01:18,950 Isn't my husband a bit young for a death bond? 4 00:01:19,110 --> 00:01:21,110 It's a very generous idea. 5 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:22,700 It's just in case. 6 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:25,150 I'm not planning to die yet. 7 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,240 My husband said that too but he died anyway. 8 00:01:30,450 --> 00:01:33,990 On the 10th, a Visa payment at the Moby Dick… 9 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,360 I don't get it. 10 00:01:36,860 --> 00:01:39,740 That wasn't me. Maybe it was my husband. 11 00:01:41,570 --> 00:01:43,150 The Moby Dick… 12 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:45,450 That's a club for… 13 00:01:48,490 --> 00:01:51,530 A deposit of 152,000 euros. 14 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:54,450 That's nice. You still trust banks. 15 00:01:55,150 --> 00:01:58,400 I mean… it's kind to deposit it with us. 16 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:01,860 With his insurance, I was able to keep going. 17 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,320 He can be proud where he is now. 18 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:08,030 You only meet a man like that once in a lifetime. 19 00:02:08,490 --> 00:02:11,150 You're lucky to have met yours. 20 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:12,990 Ready to sign? 21 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:15,990 The more you have, the more you can lose. 22 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:18,200 The stock market is volatile. 23 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,610 A company invests, its stocks fall. 24 00:02:20,780 --> 00:02:22,990 A new market, the stock falls too. 25 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:27,150 When things are good, they're bad. And bad is bad. 26 00:02:27,530 --> 00:02:29,240 It's horrible learning 27 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:32,280 your husband frequents a swingers' club. 28 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,950 Some very fine people go there. 29 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,780 You know places like that? 30 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:41,200 Mine got through a whole box of tissues! 31 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,400 Over a flighty husband. 32 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:46,320 Maybe I know him from the Moby Dick. 33 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:48,150 You go there too? 34 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:51,030 We can't get all relief in churches. 35 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,490 You just can't imagine a couple being fulfilled. 36 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:58,610 If you aren't into sex, married life is perfect! 37 00:02:58,780 --> 00:03:00,530 Some women can climax 38 00:03:00,700 --> 00:03:03,820 without banging a stranger among the trashcans. 39 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:06,820 The trashcans are too much but it's vivid. 40 00:03:06,990 --> 00:03:10,820 You bitches are ganging up on me. Thanks a lot! 41 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:13,400 I'd kill my guy if he went there. 42 00:03:14,820 --> 00:03:17,990 Mine was no swinger but he died all the same. 43 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:21,200 Stop it! You know I hate that kind of humor. 44 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,360 I preferred you five years ago when you kept crying. 45 00:03:24,990 --> 00:03:26,820 That's kind. 46 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:28,610 Break over? 47 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,320 Back to the mill! 48 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:47,110 Penny? We'll be there in 50 minutes, an hour tops. 49 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,900 Relax, it's just her birthday party. 50 00:03:50,070 --> 00:03:51,650 And it'll be no surprise. 51 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,780 Don't be a drag. The caterer? 52 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:56,900 He just came. 53 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,320 Great! 54 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,900 Want to come to step aerobics? It's very relaxing. 55 00:04:06,070 --> 00:04:08,610 No way, I hate sport. 56 00:04:08,780 --> 00:04:11,570 You could meet someone there too. 57 00:04:11,740 --> 00:04:13,740 Stop matchmaking with Penny. 58 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:17,280 I don't want to meet anyone. It's simple. 59 00:04:17,450 --> 00:04:18,570 Why? 60 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:21,530 I had Yves, I lost him. I've moved on. 61 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,820 You've moved on to what? 62 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,490 Nothing. 63 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:29,530 I met Prince Charming. He's in heaven, I'm down here. 64 00:04:29,690 --> 00:04:33,400 Let's change the subject. I want to enjoy my surprise party. 65 00:04:39,740 --> 00:04:41,070 Surprise! 66 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:49,490 Thank you. 67 00:04:50,450 --> 00:04:54,740 Happy birthday to you… 68 00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:17,700 Penny! A speech! 69 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:26,570 Honey, you're radiant, you're gorgeous… 70 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:28,820 I'll keep it brief. 71 00:05:29,780 --> 00:05:30,950 So… 72 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:36,780 It's an honor for me to present you with this gift 73 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,860 from all of us here. 74 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:44,360 For those pretending to know without having chipped in… 75 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:46,030 I see you. 76 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,490 It's three days at the Hotel Normandy 77 00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:51,280 and a VIP pass 78 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:55,650 for the Deauville Contemporary Art Biennale! 79 00:05:57,990 --> 00:06:01,400 Thank you. 80 00:06:08,740 --> 00:06:10,860 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 81 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,530 The booking's in my name. 82 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:17,070 We got the bank's rate and didn't want you finding out. 83 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,570 I can be Isabelle de Casteljane for three days 84 00:06:21,740 --> 00:06:23,650 unless I have to dress like you. 85 00:06:23,820 --> 00:06:25,070 Lousy joke. 86 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,360 I know. 87 00:06:26,530 --> 00:06:29,240 We really went to town for you. 88 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,700 A sea-view suite… 89 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,780 Better than a room. 90 00:06:33,950 --> 00:06:35,570 I love you. Thanks, girls. 91 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:37,860 You don't deserve it but hey. 92 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,530 Think she'll like it? 93 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:42,860 What? 94 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,030 The present or… 95 00:06:46,150 --> 00:06:47,150 the "present"? 96 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,400 -You didn't? -We did! 97 00:06:49,950 --> 00:06:51,950 We only talked about it. 98 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,320 We did it. 99 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:58,490 I adored Yves. I introduced them. 100 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,280 But she has a huge block. 101 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:03,030 And a block requires unblocking. 102 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:05,780 Sending her a guy will do that? 103 00:07:05,950 --> 00:07:07,280 We've tried everything. 104 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,700 Her problem is having us around. 105 00:07:11,780 --> 00:07:15,650 A guy you pay to… a woman, there's a name for that. 106 00:07:15,820 --> 00:07:17,200 A holiday romance! 107 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:19,900 And I'm not paying him. He's a client. 108 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:23,150 With an overdraft like his, he couldn't refuse. 109 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:27,200 It was that or I froze his account. See what I mean? 110 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,150 -That's immoral! -Yeah. 111 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:31,650 Like all good things. 112 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:34,570 It's for her good. It's like therapy. 113 00:07:35,450 --> 00:07:37,450 -You think so? -Of course. 114 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,860 I sent him Alice's photo with her tastes: 115 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:44,530 painting, literature, music… 116 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:47,280 He'll play it like a chance encounter. 117 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:51,700 They'll live out what they need to live out and then… 118 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,570 Hasta luego, baby. 119 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,610 He nets her just like that? 120 00:08:02,200 --> 00:08:03,950 Yes, or the bailiff nets him. 121 00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,610 Don't worry, he's pure class. 122 00:08:08,610 --> 00:08:11,650 He'll offer her a brief romantic fling 123 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:15,450 and our pumpkin will turn into a princess. 124 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:31,700 Thank you. Goodbye. 125 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:56,700 Thank you. 126 00:08:56,860 --> 00:08:57,950 Madam? 127 00:08:58,400 --> 00:08:59,900 I have a reservation. 128 00:09:00,070 --> 00:09:01,240 Your name, please? 129 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,570 Casteljane. 130 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:05,110 Isabelle de Casteljane. 131 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:07,950 Room 191. 132 00:09:08,110 --> 00:09:11,820 A suite with a sea view. You'll be very happy there. 133 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:15,740 When is breakfast served? 134 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:17,280 At any time. 135 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:18,780 -You scared me. -I'm sorry. 136 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:20,490 Don't sneak up on me! 137 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:24,450 I was just telling you about the charms of this place. 138 00:09:24,610 --> 00:09:25,530 Right? 139 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:29,900 You can even order your favorite dish at 4 a.m. Which is? 140 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:32,030 Blood sausage and mash. 141 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,740 I see… 142 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,400 Do you work here? 143 00:09:35,570 --> 00:09:37,860 No, I'm a guest too. 144 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,240 An excellent ambassador. 145 00:09:39,650 --> 00:09:41,990 But this gentleman can help me. 146 00:09:45,780 --> 00:09:47,360 I didn't introduce myself. 147 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:50,150 Benoît Giraud, gallery owner. Not very original… 148 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,200 Isabelle… 149 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,820 De Casteljane. I heard your name at reception. 150 00:09:54,990 --> 00:09:57,400 I noticed you're a good listener. 151 00:09:57,570 --> 00:09:59,030 Not always. 152 00:10:01,610 --> 00:10:03,650 I think we're neighbors. 153 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:06,610 I imagine I'll see you at the Biennale. 154 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:38,360 Read through the contract and, if you agree, sign it for me. 155 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:42,400 I don't think you'll find better at the current rates. 156 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:49,530 -Thank you. -Goodbye, Mr. Maillart. 157 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,740 Hold on, just a second! 158 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:56,950 Well? 159 00:10:57,740 --> 00:10:58,900 Yeah? 160 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:01,650 That's great! 161 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:05,240 No? A ten-euro tip? 162 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,820 You'll need to win at the casino at that rate! 163 00:11:08,990 --> 00:11:11,780 Isa's here. I'll put the speaker on. 164 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,490 Hi! How's it going? 165 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:15,530 Where are you? 166 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:18,570 In the bathroom, about to take a bath. 167 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,280 Has she met anyone? 168 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,450 So, otherwise, I mean have you… 169 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,740 have you met anyone? 170 00:11:26,900 --> 00:11:28,950 What do you mean, met anyone? 171 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:32,450 I don't know, people… The people you see around. 172 00:11:32,610 --> 00:11:34,070 Well, no. 173 00:11:34,990 --> 00:11:37,360 Oh, yes, I spoke to a guy. 174 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,450 And? 175 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,030 That's all. 176 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,150 Right, I can't chat all day. 177 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,150 I'm going to the Biennale. 178 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,900 I'm not missing you! 179 00:11:46,070 --> 00:11:47,570 Yeah, screw you! 180 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,150 We love you too! 181 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:52,610 What's he waiting for? 182 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:55,950 In one hour, he's already approached her! 183 00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:58,530 I didn't ask him to rape her! 184 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,030 That's true. 185 00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:06,860 Your Highness… 186 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:11,450 You're such a pretty sight in your foam dress… 187 00:12:14,780 --> 00:12:16,030 Where are you going? 188 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,950 Today I'm going to the Biennale. 189 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:23,030 I'm going to see a few paintings… 190 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,900 -I'm sorry. Let me help you. -It's all right. 191 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:45,110 My grandmother always said, 192 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,860 "Kitten, when you do something wrong, you make up for it." 193 00:12:49,030 --> 00:12:50,950 Really, it's not necessary. 194 00:12:51,110 --> 00:12:55,030 While we're talking about it, we can get it done. 195 00:13:35,950 --> 00:13:37,950 No, ok, spotted. 196 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:41,490 What do I think? Just like the photo. 197 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,200 I think… 198 00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:47,700 I can wrap it all up by tomorrow. 199 00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:49,950 Sorry. 200 00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,900 -I'll call you back. -I don't believe it! 201 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,900 Let me see to it. 202 00:13:55,990 --> 00:13:57,150 Sit down, please. 203 00:14:02,030 --> 00:14:06,320 -That's an Eero Schmidstrom chair. -Whose chair? 204 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:08,570 -Eero Schmidstrom's. -I'll give it back. 205 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,990 -He died 15 years ago. -After then. 206 00:14:12,650 --> 00:14:15,280 I really don't know what to say. 207 00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,570 Let me send you a new pair. 208 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,400 No, it's all right. 209 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,320 What are you doing? 210 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:23,820 Checking you're ok. 211 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:26,780 I'm fine. 212 00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,530 What is this? The Neanderthal Biennale? 213 00:14:31,610 --> 00:14:32,610 No. 214 00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:34,110 Why? 215 00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,700 Ready to order, madam? 216 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:01,530 I'd like the royal platter 217 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,740 but it may be too much for one. 218 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:05,900 Could I have a half-platter? 219 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:08,400 We have a platter for one. 220 00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,360 But without clams and crab… 221 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:14,450 No woman should be deprived of clams and crab. 222 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:15,860 A royal platter for the lady. 223 00:15:16,030 --> 00:15:17,320 Very good, sir. 224 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:22,490 And two glasses of champagne, please. 225 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:23,610 Very good, sir. 226 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,240 May I? 227 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:26,740 What? 228 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,110 Sit down. 229 00:15:31,150 --> 00:15:32,110 Oh, no! 230 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,610 That's pretty direct. 231 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:36,280 Not you, something worse. 232 00:15:37,950 --> 00:15:40,740 Go ahead. Settle down at my table. 233 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,650 No clams and crab without me. 234 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,700 I owe you that at least. Jacques Delboise. 235 00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:49,860 Alice Lecorre. 236 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,490 Shit… 237 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,400 Not a dish for lovers. 238 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,200 Really? Are you specialized in romantic gastronomy? 239 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,820 I can barely see you. 240 00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,110 You're beautiful 241 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,950 but from here you could be a fisherman. 242 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,200 Break this and stop being silly. 243 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:50,950 Here. 244 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:52,030 Thank you. 245 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,900 I'm breaking a lot. 246 00:16:54,070 --> 00:16:55,400 Sugar cubes, your crab… 247 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,030 My heels too… 248 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,070 The ice. 249 00:16:58,570 --> 00:16:59,740 The ice? 250 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,110 Useless, I know. 251 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,030 -Sorry. -Yes, useless. 252 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,570 It stinks. 253 00:17:08,740 --> 00:17:10,030 It's fryer oil. 254 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,740 You don't change it often. 255 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,240 I don't have to let you have it. 256 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:17,570 In theory, you should change it every ten uses 257 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,030 or it's bad for engines. 258 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,610 So use diesel fuel. 259 00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,280 Diesel? Are you serious? 260 00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,200 What about the environment? 261 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,700 I care about our children's future! 262 00:17:27,860 --> 00:17:29,070 I don't have kids. 263 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,740 It's just an expression. 264 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,360 Save the bears, save the dolphins… You don't care? 265 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,070 No kids, no bear, no dolphins… 266 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,820 You, it's just fries and nothing else. 267 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,860 Back already? 268 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:01,530 I got off to a great start… 269 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:04,570 -Shit… -I swear. I was really subtle. 270 00:18:04,740 --> 00:18:06,070 Forget it. 271 00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,070 Without this fever, 272 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,610 I wouldn't ask you to seduce her for me. 273 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:13,700 You think I can't seduce a woman? 274 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,150 On Mom's life… 275 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,900 Leave Mom out of this. 276 00:18:17,070 --> 00:18:21,110 But without that other guy, I'd have netted your banker. 277 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,400 Another guy got her? 278 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:25,700 He broke her heel, see. 279 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:26,950 He had an advantage. 280 00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:30,990 A raving nympho will freeze my account if I don't unblock her friend 281 00:18:31,150 --> 00:18:34,110 and you let a guy steal her… Give me my meds. 282 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,360 To kill yourself? 283 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,240 To bring the fever down! 284 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,950 I've been thinking. 285 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:47,110 If it works with him, your banker may be more sympathetic. 286 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,650 Maybe she'll even think it was you. 287 00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,860 Did you think of that? 288 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,240 You crippled me for this? 289 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,900 I was talking to my partner, 290 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,200 discussing whether to buy it… I'm sorry. 291 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,030 For the love of artists… 292 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,240 No, of art. Artists are terrible. 293 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,860 Ego trips, miserliness, extreme susceptibility… 294 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,650 So you can run a gallery the way… 295 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,780 you can love bread and hate bakers. 296 00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:18,200 Or meat and pork butchers 297 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,570 but I prefer bakers. 298 00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,650 That's a cute metaphor. 299 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,610 Feel like getting some air? 300 00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:32,610 Some air? 301 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,450 Yes. 302 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,200 I'll show you the lights of Le Havre. 303 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:39,860 You'll see. 304 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,400 It's like a giant Kandinsky. 305 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,150 What if it rains? 306 00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:47,950 If it rains, it'll remind us of Monet. 307 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,740 And if it's misty? 308 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,110 Turner. 309 00:19:56,530 --> 00:19:58,740 And if it snows? 310 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,030 Ski slopes? 311 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,740 Cold? Want to go back? 312 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:34,450 This never happened before. 313 00:20:35,700 --> 00:20:36,950 Not that old routine? 314 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:40,860 No, I only use that trick when the car really breaks down. 315 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:46,200 So let's see what you have under your hood. 316 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,570 Look at this… Your spark plugs. 317 00:20:59,740 --> 00:21:01,400 They're all fouled up. 318 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:04,450 And next time you have it serviced, 319 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:07,240 get them to change the jets for you. 320 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,490 Incredible. You know mechanics? 321 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:12,530 You're such a macho! I like engines. 322 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:15,280 I didn't mean anything. Calm down. 323 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:19,360 You'd look good in overalls on a calendar. 324 00:21:19,530 --> 00:21:21,860 Sure, in the cab of a truck. 325 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,150 Start it up and stop ogling me. 326 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,490 Ogling you? 327 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:30,490 I wasn't ogling you. 328 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,200 Right… 329 00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:46,240 You have some grease there… 330 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:49,900 What now? 331 00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:52,820 I don't know. A nightcap maybe? 332 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:54,860 Where? 333 00:21:55,700 --> 00:21:57,030 In your room. 334 00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,070 Oh, come on… 335 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,900 Wonderful. All that's missing is blood sausage and mash. 336 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:11,490 You want that too, madam? 337 00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:14,070 Thank you, I have what I need. 338 00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:16,700 Leave that, I'll see to it. Thank you. 339 00:22:16,860 --> 00:22:18,280 Thank you. 340 00:22:23,740 --> 00:22:27,320 "When Pieter de Hooch arrived in Delft in 1654…" 341 00:22:27,490 --> 00:22:30,280 "When Pieter de Hooch arrived in Delft…" 342 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:36,280 "When Pieter de Hooch arrived in Delft in 1654…" 343 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,110 There… 344 00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:40,490 That's better. 345 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,490 Cheers! 346 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,990 I love this. Who painted it? 347 00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:56,700 A young artist. Totally unknown but he blows me away. 348 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,150 Is he expensive? 349 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:03,400 I know, that's crass. And devoid of interest. 350 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:05,950 It's the banker in me. 351 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:10,700 It's worth the cost of the gouache for now, 500 euros maybe. 352 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:13,320 I'm speculating, it's the banker in me… 353 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:18,320 It gives off something strong. 354 00:23:18,490 --> 00:23:19,490 Really? 355 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:23,900 The paint smells a little but it should be dry by now. 356 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:26,450 Try to be serious! 357 00:23:44,030 --> 00:23:45,900 Could I borrow it tonight? 358 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:47,280 What? 359 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:50,820 My mechanical skills for a night with your painting. 360 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,360 If you want to spend the night with it, sleep here. 361 00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:22,950 It's better to meet tomorrow. 362 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,240 Let's have lunch. 363 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:31,280 I have meetings all day tomorrow. 364 00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,110 Here. 365 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,320 Thank you. 366 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,820 The hotel bar at 7 p.m.? 367 00:24:43,450 --> 00:24:44,820 All right. 368 00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:49,200 They're not playing our tune… 369 00:25:24,150 --> 00:25:25,150 Are you asleep? 370 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:27,320 No. Never at 3 a.m. 371 00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:29,610 Sorry, I had to talk to someone. 372 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,200 And I got lucky. 373 00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:32,990 I'll play the lottery tomorrow. 374 00:25:33,150 --> 00:25:34,820 -Guess what. -What? 375 00:25:34,990 --> 00:25:36,780 I think I'm in love! 376 00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:37,950 No? 377 00:25:42,570 --> 00:25:44,740 But… Who with? 378 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,530 A man… A handsome, charming man… 379 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,070 A bit uncouth but… 380 00:25:51,450 --> 00:25:52,900 entrancing. Get the idea? 381 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:54,700 No… But… 382 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:57,900 How come? I mean… Where did you find him? 383 00:25:58,070 --> 00:26:02,200 Yesterday, at the Biennale. Actually, he wrecked my shoe. 384 00:26:02,700 --> 00:26:05,320 And you fell in love. Only natural. 385 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:08,780 Yes, but to apologize, he bought me dinner. 386 00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:11,280 We spent the evening together 387 00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:13,820 and we've just said goodnight… 388 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,200 And you didn't… I mean, you didn't… 389 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,030 No, almost. 390 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:22,360 So talking about love is a bit hasty. 391 00:26:22,530 --> 00:26:25,280 Isa, this hasn't happened since Yves! 392 00:26:25,450 --> 00:26:26,780 Alice, calm down. 393 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,200 You sound like a teenager eager to lose her cherry. 394 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,610 But everything fits. We like the same things. 395 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:36,990 He loves art, literature, white wine, 396 00:26:37,450 --> 00:26:39,280 seafood and even mayonnaise. 397 00:26:39,820 --> 00:26:40,860 Can you believe it? 398 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:41,990 Alice… 399 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,490 I had to tell someone. I'm sorry. 400 00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:47,110 Love you. Go to sleep. 401 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,820 Too late for that. 402 00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:50,110 Take care. 403 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:58,240 Pick up the phone! 404 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:01,070 Message! 405 00:27:02,650 --> 00:27:05,490 Penny, we have a huge problem. 406 00:27:32,490 --> 00:27:34,530 Just a second! 407 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:37,740 Come in. 408 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,070 Your breakfast, madam. 409 00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,490 Good morning, madam. 410 00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:47,570 There's a parcel for you. 411 00:27:47,740 --> 00:27:48,990 You must be mistaken. 412 00:27:49,450 --> 00:27:51,280 It's from Mr. Delboise. 413 00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:54,650 He'll meet you at the bar at 7 p.m. as agreed. 414 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:55,740 Thank you. 415 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:56,950 Have a good day. 416 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:01,240 Sorry… 417 00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:11,780 Thank you, madam. 418 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:29,320 The beauty salon? 419 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,450 Not any better? 420 00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:34,950 I don't get it. I took the whole box. 421 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:36,530 Was that stuff any good? 422 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,450 It cured me in '99 for Gran's birthday. 423 00:28:39,610 --> 00:28:42,610 Shit, '99? You gave me outdated meds? 424 00:28:42,780 --> 00:28:45,610 It's like fresh cream, there's a margin. 425 00:28:45,780 --> 00:28:47,490 At worst, you fall sick. 426 00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:48,570 Sorry. 427 00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:50,740 Get some fresh stuff. 428 00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:52,570 You're riddled with germs now. 429 00:28:52,740 --> 00:28:54,610 Go to the pharmacy! 430 00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,110 By the way… 431 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,700 Got your health card? 432 00:29:08,030 --> 00:29:10,780 Your Visa card neither? 433 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,200 I've been calling all night! 434 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,070 Sorry, I was on Internet. I didn't hear the phone. 435 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:22,610 What do we do now? 436 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:25,570 A romantic interlude? It's a disaster! 437 00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:27,860 He'll dump her like an old sock. 438 00:29:28,030 --> 00:29:29,610 She'll be a wreck! 439 00:29:29,780 --> 00:29:31,110 Stop exaggerating. 440 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,240 Cut it out! She's fallen in love with a decoy. 441 00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:39,030 Ok, go back but do exactly as I told you. 442 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,200 You know me. 443 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,400 If the other guy's there, call me and we'll adapt. 444 00:29:43,570 --> 00:29:44,700 We'll adapt. 445 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:47,610 All right, here's a little advice 446 00:29:48,450 --> 00:29:49,860 on how to charm a woman. 447 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:52,240 Attraction is a subtle thing. 448 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,030 Get yourself noticed. Not with words but with body language. 449 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,280 What? 450 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:01,570 Body language. 451 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:04,200 -Is that American? -Who cares! Your body talks. 452 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,150 First a fleeting smile, nothing showy. 453 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:10,070 A circular smile to the whole room. 454 00:30:14,150 --> 00:30:16,450 No need to remake The Exorcist. 455 00:30:16,610 --> 00:30:19,110 Aim for contact, not a stiff neck. 456 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,780 No stiff necks… 457 00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,110 Shit… 458 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,530 You're great in a crisis! 459 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,570 I'm glad I wasn't on the Titanic with you! 460 00:30:35,650 --> 00:30:36,570 Good morning. 461 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:37,820 Morning. 462 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:39,820 I'll call you, baby. 463 00:30:42,950 --> 00:30:45,450 Weren't you on Internet all night? 464 00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:50,570 When he calls, he says his name's Internet Yann… 465 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:55,900 Whichever way you look at it, we screwed up. 466 00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:58,570 We have to warn her before it's too late. 467 00:30:58,740 --> 00:31:00,150 So call her. 468 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,700 Why me? 469 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,450 You said "we". 470 00:31:03,610 --> 00:31:05,280 "We" means I'm not alone. 471 00:31:06,150 --> 00:31:07,900 We'll toss for it. 472 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,780 Don't bother. 473 00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,360 I'm made for tragedy. 474 00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:39,240 Voicemail. Now what? 475 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,740 We tell her. 476 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:50,320 Alice, it's Penny. I'm here with Isa and… 477 00:31:50,490 --> 00:31:52,280 Honey, you'll love this… 478 00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:58,030 The guy you met last night… How can I put this? 479 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,030 He's not what you think. 480 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,200 Forget the smile. 481 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,450 It's important to listen. 482 00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:11,610 Women love an interested guy. 483 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:16,950 Interested in her soul. What do you listen with? 484 00:32:17,110 --> 00:32:18,150 My ears. 485 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:19,950 No, your eyes. 486 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,450 And my ears? 487 00:32:23,610 --> 00:32:26,110 Ears don't express anything. 488 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,570 But you need to work on an attentive look. 489 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,610 Watch this. 490 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,610 Now you try it. 491 00:32:48,990 --> 00:32:50,650 Why isn't she answering? 492 00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:53,570 I'm in no rush to get yelled at. 493 00:32:53,740 --> 00:32:57,990 Maybe she's said she loves him and called the bank to resign… 494 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,740 He'll rob her blind and pimp her out. 495 00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,030 You win, I'll get him to back off. 496 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,240 Good idea. 497 00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:11,530 Not answering? 498 00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:13,990 They'll leave a message. Where were we? 499 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,450 Sensual and carnal pleasure. 500 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:17,860 Yes, very important. 501 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:23,320 Brush her skin when you talk to her, in a subtle way. 502 00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:25,150 Go on, I'll be the woman. 503 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:29,650 So… you work… in sales? 504 00:33:29,820 --> 00:33:32,740 That's good. But let go of her after. 505 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,860 Let's take a break. I'll check that message. 506 00:33:36,950 --> 00:33:39,360 -A problem? -No idea. It's the nympho. 507 00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,650 Shit… 508 00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:43,320 "Call it off. No frozen account." 509 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,990 Shit, God exists, brother! My head's back above water! 510 00:33:49,150 --> 00:33:52,740 It's over. We pack up and head back to Paris. 511 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:54,990 Hurry and we'll beat the traffic. 512 00:33:55,150 --> 00:33:56,780 -What about me? -What about you? 513 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:58,780 I know I can seduce her. 514 00:33:58,950 --> 00:34:01,280 There's no need to do it anymore. 515 00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,650 But I've learned all this. 516 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,320 Painting for Dummies, her favorite wine and book… 517 00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:10,570 There's no need now. Forget it. Pack your bag. 518 00:34:10,740 --> 00:34:11,860 I don't want to forget it. 519 00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:15,110 Shit, brother, listen. I screwed up, ok. 520 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,610 I had a fever, you insisted and I sent you to the front. 521 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:22,950 David, why do you always get the final word? 522 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:26,240 Why were you Mom and Dad's favorite? 523 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,570 We aren't doing therapy here! 524 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:29,820 I'm staying. 525 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,650 I'll visit Normandy, make the most of it. 526 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:35,650 Fine. I'll take the train. 527 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:38,200 That way I won't stink of fries. 528 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,990 I'll call you. 529 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,150 David… 530 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:47,280 Yvan, the client asked to me stop so I'm complying with that. 531 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:49,150 That's all. 532 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,740 Comply away…. 533 00:34:53,900 --> 00:34:55,490 No complying here! 534 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,780 -Hello. -Hello, madam. 535 00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:14,070 A dress in the window might go… 536 00:35:15,110 --> 00:35:16,240 with these. 537 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,360 Very good. 538 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:21,030 Haven't we met? 539 00:35:21,490 --> 00:35:22,740 Of course… 540 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:25,780 I saw you at the Biennale. That was you, right? 541 00:35:25,950 --> 00:35:27,700 I recognized you. 542 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:39,150 We could have a drink. I don't mind if we do. 543 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,820 You neither? 544 00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:46,950 You can do it, Carlotti. 545 00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:49,450 Yes, you can. 546 00:35:49,610 --> 00:35:51,400 Is it too much? 547 00:35:52,990 --> 00:35:54,860 Almost not enough on you. 548 00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:25,360 Alice, it's Penny. Honey, you'll love this… 549 00:36:25,530 --> 00:36:30,150 The guy you met last night… He's not what you think. 550 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,490 Actually, he's one of my clients. 551 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:37,700 I asked him to… to give you a good time… 552 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,990 -Are you all right? -Leave me alone. 553 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,530 Do we have to meet here? 554 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,110 Give me a break. 555 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:03,240 When men let me down, animals console me. 556 00:37:04,610 --> 00:37:05,900 It's nice here. 557 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:09,990 Sure… But each bust-up means a new animal attraction. 558 00:37:10,150 --> 00:37:13,490 First greyhound racing, then canine grooming… 559 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,780 What next? The Paris zoo? 560 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:18,200 Look how he dumped me! 561 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,360 "We're thru. Best 2 U." 562 00:37:23,070 --> 00:37:24,320 It's horrible. 563 00:37:24,490 --> 00:37:26,150 Badly written, yes. 564 00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,530 Screw that! I'm suffering. 565 00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:31,030 You're not suffering, you're wallowing. 566 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,320 Deep down, you enjoy bust-ups. 567 00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:36,610 Thanks. Just call me twisted! 568 00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,150 You are a little… 569 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:47,110 I'm not sure I'm the best person to comfort you… 570 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:50,860 I'm confiding in my partner, not my ex-husband. 571 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:56,280 It's Isa. 572 00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:58,030 You got our message? 573 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,240 Yes, thanks a lot. 574 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:01,950 Really? 575 00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:04,610 Thanks for the way you see me. 576 00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:07,360 Some washed-up chick just good enough… 577 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,610 to get herself banged by… 578 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,360 a debtor! 579 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,240 We're sorry… 580 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,240 We just called him. He won't bother you again. 581 00:38:18,700 --> 00:38:21,820 I'm going to hang up or I'll only insult you. 582 00:38:21,990 --> 00:38:22,860 Bitches! 583 00:38:28,950 --> 00:38:31,280 I'm scared she'll do something stupid… 584 00:38:32,650 --> 00:38:34,400 Enough talk about me. 585 00:38:34,570 --> 00:38:37,400 It's very interesting but you're not listening. 586 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,860 What's up? 587 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,450 I met someone. Don't laugh. 588 00:38:43,610 --> 00:38:44,820 No kidding? 589 00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:50,200 I knew it, she's laughing. 590 00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:53,400 We won't laugh for long. 591 00:38:53,570 --> 00:38:55,400 She'll end up dumping you. 592 00:38:55,570 --> 00:38:58,570 We'll end up here, sobbing in front of the nags. 593 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:01,860 Can't you be positive for once? I'd like that. 594 00:39:02,030 --> 00:39:04,950 Hey, it wasn't me who said I was through with love. 595 00:39:05,110 --> 00:39:07,280 You know I never keep my word. 596 00:39:08,530 --> 00:39:10,900 What's her name? A name says it all. 597 00:39:12,030 --> 00:39:14,070 Alice. Pretty name, huh? 598 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,150 Alice… 599 00:39:15,860 --> 00:39:17,030 Malice… 600 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:20,110 You'll introduce me? 601 00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:23,070 Sure. Why not? That way, you can hate her. 602 00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:25,030 I already hate her. 603 00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:46,610 Housekeeping! 604 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:50,700 Sorry, I'll come back. 605 00:39:50,860 --> 00:39:52,360 No, go ahead. 606 00:40:00,990 --> 00:40:03,450 -Are you all right? -I'm fine. 607 00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,450 No, I'm not fine. 608 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,030 Can I help? 609 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:09,530 Not really. 610 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,200 Well, yes, I'd like to talk. 611 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:14,490 -The thing is… -Please. 612 00:40:15,530 --> 00:40:17,900 I finish in five minutes. I'll come back. 613 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:22,030 Wait! 614 00:40:22,990 --> 00:40:24,700 Can you bring some liquor? 615 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:26,740 Try the minibar. 616 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,490 I need a big bar! 617 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,490 There are other fish in the sea. 618 00:40:49,650 --> 00:40:51,650 But I lost two prize catches. 619 00:40:55,450 --> 00:40:56,820 And call me Alice. 620 00:40:56,990 --> 00:40:58,110 It's not easy. 621 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,400 You're such a lady. 622 00:41:01,450 --> 00:41:04,070 I mean, look at your shoes… 623 00:41:05,150 --> 00:41:06,570 -These? -Yes. 624 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,240 -You like them. -You bet! 625 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:13,450 Well… You can have them. 626 00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,360 You're serious? 627 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,400 In fact… 628 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,570 What are you doing? 629 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:31,280 I'm splitting. I'm not staying in this dump a minute longer. 630 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:34,530 I'll be going… 631 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,990 No, stay here. 632 00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,530 After I pack, we'll go dancing. 633 00:41:39,900 --> 00:41:42,530 You must know a place in this hole of a town. 634 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:44,490 -I know a Cuban bar. -There you go! 635 00:41:47,450 --> 00:41:48,990 I'll just check. 636 00:41:49,150 --> 00:41:50,200 Jacques. 637 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:52,280 Excuse me. 638 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:55,530 I may have a buyer for the Werler. Where is it? 639 00:41:55,700 --> 00:41:57,570 I loaned it for the night. 640 00:41:57,740 --> 00:41:59,530 -Who to? -To Alice. 641 00:42:00,650 --> 00:42:02,030 I'll call you back. 642 00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:05,490 What? 643 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:07,740 A 50,000-euro painting? To a stranger? 644 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:11,110 I was touched she liked it without knowing its value. 645 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:15,490 So it was a romantic gesture… 646 00:42:15,650 --> 00:42:17,200 You're still an idiot! 647 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:20,990 You realize you're totally irresponsible? 648 00:42:25,490 --> 00:42:26,700 Shall we go? 649 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,780 -You're dumping that? -That daub? You bet. 650 00:42:30,950 --> 00:42:33,700 If it's like the shoes, I'll have it. 651 00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:35,490 Treat yourself. 652 00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:37,650 My trash is yours! 653 00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:38,950 Cool. 654 00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,070 Maybe I can sell it. 655 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:43,110 Sure, sell it. 656 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,860 The room was paid for for two nights. 657 00:42:46,740 --> 00:42:49,360 Yes, I'm leaving a room that did me no harm. 658 00:42:49,530 --> 00:42:50,610 That's life. 659 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:52,900 Anything from the minibar? 660 00:42:53,490 --> 00:42:56,360 We emptied it out. Every last bottle. 661 00:42:56,530 --> 00:42:58,320 But not the nuts. They're fattening. 662 00:43:03,950 --> 00:43:05,820 -Here you are. -Thank you. 663 00:43:07,070 --> 00:43:08,490 Quite a sum… 664 00:43:10,780 --> 00:43:12,780 The booking was made with a card? 665 00:43:12,950 --> 00:43:14,780 Yes, Mrs. de Casteljane. Yours. 666 00:43:15,450 --> 00:43:17,780 Charge it to that. Every penny. 667 00:43:18,610 --> 00:43:20,240 Very good. Thank you. 668 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:21,900 Excuse me. 669 00:43:28,070 --> 00:43:30,240 Alice? It's Pénélope. We wanted… 670 00:43:30,610 --> 00:43:32,150 A, I hate you both. 671 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,320 B, I don't want to see you again. 672 00:43:34,490 --> 00:43:37,530 If I do, I'll rip your nails out. 673 00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:38,950 C, I hope I see you 674 00:43:39,110 --> 00:43:41,530 so I can rip you nails out! 675 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,110 Friends… 676 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,610 Close friends. 677 00:43:58,240 --> 00:43:59,740 I hope this bar's good. 678 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:00,950 Sure, stupid. 679 00:44:01,110 --> 00:44:02,610 There you go… 680 00:44:02,780 --> 00:44:05,610 You're less formal outside the hotel. I like it. 681 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,400 -You told me to be. -I know. 682 00:44:12,030 --> 00:44:16,320 Hello. Could you ask Ms. Alice Lecorre to meet me at the bar? 683 00:44:19,820 --> 00:44:22,570 Sorry, sir, there's no Alice Lecorre here. 684 00:44:22,740 --> 00:44:26,240 That's impossible. Please check. Room 191. 685 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:32,860 The lady in that room had a different name 686 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,570 but she just checked out in a rush. 687 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:38,280 She didn't know the painting's value? 688 00:44:50,610 --> 00:44:53,740 It's not that we don't get on. We get on really well. 689 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:56,860 But since he proposed, I'm scared. 690 00:44:58,030 --> 00:45:01,240 He's my kind of guy but he may not be Mr. Right… 691 00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:05,070 Some women are Mrs. Right for the wrong Mr. Right. 692 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:08,650 That's supposed to reassure me? 693 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:12,030 Get married. To divorce, you need to marry. 694 00:45:13,070 --> 00:45:14,240 So… 695 00:45:16,110 --> 00:45:17,950 I was married and loved it. 696 00:45:18,110 --> 00:45:20,450 -Yeah? -Except the end. 697 00:45:21,110 --> 00:45:23,450 Love at first sight, bike crash in the end. 698 00:45:23,610 --> 00:45:25,200 We wasted no time. 699 00:45:26,900 --> 00:45:28,610 Mojitos for your wedding? 700 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,360 Excuse me… 701 00:45:33,530 --> 00:45:35,150 Mojito… 702 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,400 Two mojitos, please. 703 00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,280 -That's funny. -What? 704 00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:43,490 That weird guy there… I met him at the Biennale. 705 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,990 Why's he moving like that? 706 00:45:47,150 --> 00:45:49,450 No idea. Maybe he has a stiff neck. 707 00:45:49,950 --> 00:45:52,030 A stiff jaw too apparently. 708 00:45:55,450 --> 00:45:58,030 That's funny. He has my favorite book. 709 00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,400 -He stole it? -No, not my personal copy! 710 00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:03,570 But my favorite book ever. 711 00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,320 -What's it about? -Love. 712 00:46:05,490 --> 00:46:08,150 -It's a thick one. -The subject requires it. 713 00:46:28,570 --> 00:46:29,570 Thank you. 714 00:46:29,740 --> 00:46:31,700 -Incredible… -What? 715 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:37,700 The weird guy… On top of reading my favorite book, 716 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:39,490 he asked for my favorite song. 717 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,240 That is funny. 718 00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:44,700 A Smith Haut Lafitte! 719 00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:45,900 Unbelievable… 720 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:47,360 Don't tell me… 721 00:46:47,530 --> 00:46:48,740 It's true. 722 00:46:49,240 --> 00:46:51,490 None left? A glass of house white. 723 00:46:51,650 --> 00:46:53,070 It's crazy. 724 00:46:53,240 --> 00:46:55,610 I don't believe in signs but all this… 725 00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,570 What's your favorite food? 726 00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:59,530 Blood sausage and mash. 727 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,280 -Are you serious? -Yes. 728 00:47:02,450 --> 00:47:04,950 Hard to find in a Cuban bar… 729 00:47:06,900 --> 00:47:09,070 Why did you lie about its value? 730 00:47:09,570 --> 00:47:11,740 I didn't want to sound pompous, 731 00:47:12,110 --> 00:47:13,780 stifling her with my dough. 732 00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:17,450 She knew who you and your Werler were anyway. 733 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:19,650 You spared her a break-in. 734 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,320 Wake up, Jacques! You didn't meet by chance. 735 00:47:24,490 --> 00:47:26,320 I bumped into her. 736 00:47:26,490 --> 00:47:30,360 No, she made sure you did. You met a cat burglar. 737 00:47:30,900 --> 00:47:34,070 She used an alias. What more do you need? 738 00:47:35,530 --> 00:47:38,200 I can't be totally wrong about that woman. 739 00:47:38,820 --> 00:47:40,820 I've always been wrong about men. 740 00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:43,400 Maybe I should have stayed with you. 741 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,570 You should have said that when I wanted you back. 742 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,700 The state I'd put you in, you weren't very appetizing. 743 00:47:54,610 --> 00:47:58,240 It's late and I have to start early tomorrow, so… 744 00:47:58,780 --> 00:48:02,740 Where will you sleep? It's late to find a hotel. 745 00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:06,900 I don't know. I'll see. I don't really think I care. 746 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,280 I'll leave you my number. 747 00:48:09,450 --> 00:48:11,900 You can stay with me if you need to. 748 00:48:14,490 --> 00:48:16,360 That's sweet. Thank you. 749 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,240 Thank you, for the painting and the shoes. 750 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,150 -It's nothing. -I love them. 751 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:35,030 They're out of Smith Haut Lafitte so I got the house white instead. 752 00:48:35,780 --> 00:48:37,280 Is the ankle better? 753 00:48:37,450 --> 00:48:40,530 Yes. The pain's moved to another spot. 754 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:41,900 I see… 755 00:48:42,860 --> 00:48:45,610 It's incredible, that's my bedside book. 756 00:48:46,530 --> 00:48:49,280 I heard you order wine and it was my… 757 00:48:49,450 --> 00:48:51,240 Your bedside wine! 758 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:53,450 That's crazy. 759 00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:58,110 I think it's the best in the tetralogy. 760 00:48:58,570 --> 00:48:59,450 The vino? 761 00:48:59,610 --> 00:49:00,650 The novel. 762 00:49:02,490 --> 00:49:04,820 Yes, the best in the whole team. 763 00:49:04,990 --> 00:49:07,150 It's your favorite of the four? 764 00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:09,610 Yeah, it's a tetralogy. 765 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,570 Like Lionel Messi in soccer 766 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,400 when he scores three goals… 767 00:49:13,570 --> 00:49:16,860 Corner, free kick, penalty or off side, it's the same. 768 00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:18,450 It's a tetralogy. 769 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:27,110 I love this tune. 770 00:49:28,990 --> 00:49:30,650 I asked for it. 771 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,610 -Leo? -Feline. 772 00:49:43,530 --> 00:49:44,490 Shall we dance? 773 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:08,820 Is this a mistake? 774 00:51:08,990 --> 00:51:11,610 We'll talk about that afterwards. 775 00:51:25,780 --> 00:51:27,400 This is weird. 776 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:29,610 You bet. 777 00:51:40,740 --> 00:51:42,860 I don't feel anything… 778 00:51:44,150 --> 00:51:48,150 Five minutes ago, it was all I wanted, now I don't feel like it. 779 00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:49,400 It's me. 780 00:51:49,570 --> 00:51:51,110 No, it's not you. 781 00:51:51,650 --> 00:51:53,070 It's her. 782 00:52:03,450 --> 00:52:04,990 So what do we do? 783 00:52:06,150 --> 00:52:07,280 What do they say? 784 00:52:08,610 --> 00:52:11,200 Unlucky in love, lucky at cards. 785 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:12,400 The casino? 786 00:52:13,990 --> 00:52:14,990 Want me to come? 787 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:19,780 One must remain 788 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:22,360 dignified in adversity, 789 00:52:22,530 --> 00:52:24,530 alone in redemption. 790 00:52:39,450 --> 00:52:43,070 When Pieter de Hooch arrives in Delft in 1654, 791 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:46,650 who can say that he and Vermeer will meet? Who? 792 00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:49,320 No one. Except for Wikipedia. 793 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,360 Yes, no one. 794 00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:55,900 You have to agree that they both contributed 795 00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:58,900 to founding a new style of painting 796 00:52:59,450 --> 00:53:02,900 by reproducing the realistic play of light and… 797 00:53:04,200 --> 00:53:05,530 Shit! 798 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,400 What's that thing called? 799 00:53:08,570 --> 00:53:10,400 Light without light… 800 00:53:10,570 --> 00:53:11,820 Chiaroscuro? 801 00:53:11,990 --> 00:53:13,820 Yes, chiaroscuro, exactly. 802 00:53:14,780 --> 00:53:16,320 Place your bets. 803 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:22,990 No more bets. 804 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:27,400 Are you staying all the Biennale? 805 00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:30,570 It's too long to explain. 806 00:53:30,740 --> 00:53:32,280 Go on, tell me. 807 00:53:32,990 --> 00:53:34,240 You won't believe me. 808 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:36,240 I love listening. Go on. 809 00:53:37,950 --> 00:53:39,570 -Really? -Yes. 810 00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:42,530 Last night, I met a man by chance. 811 00:53:44,610 --> 00:53:46,400 Well, by chance… 812 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:15,860 Nine, red, odd and manque. 813 00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:18,320 The six came up! Shit! 814 00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:20,450 Don't try screwing me over! 815 00:54:20,610 --> 00:54:21,610 Sir, please… 816 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:23,860 What? Touch your own ass, you! 817 00:54:24,030 --> 00:54:25,400 I win, I pocket the lot! 818 00:54:25,570 --> 00:54:26,820 I'm calling security. 819 00:54:26,990 --> 00:54:30,610 No need, I feel totally secure… 820 00:54:32,610 --> 00:54:34,490 Security, intervention… 821 00:54:34,650 --> 00:54:37,240 Intervention. Can you lend me… 822 00:54:38,490 --> 00:54:40,900 There, now you know everything. 823 00:54:42,450 --> 00:54:43,490 A loser. 824 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:49,030 But he was such a charming man… 825 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,530 I want to play! 826 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,700 He seemed so… 827 00:54:53,150 --> 00:54:54,570 refined… 828 00:54:55,950 --> 00:54:57,320 tactful… 829 00:54:58,900 --> 00:55:00,240 distinguished… 830 00:55:00,610 --> 00:55:03,110 I'm stronger than you! 831 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:15,650 Shocking, isn't it? A man doing that for a bank deal. 832 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:17,610 Can you imagine it? 833 00:55:17,780 --> 00:55:19,150 Yes. 834 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,650 Well, no. 835 00:55:20,820 --> 00:55:22,700 When I found out, I left 836 00:55:22,860 --> 00:55:24,610 and I ended up here. 837 00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:26,650 Yeah. 838 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:28,610 I'm glad I met you. 839 00:55:28,780 --> 00:55:30,200 Yes, it's… 840 00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,700 A real man to talk to. 841 00:55:31,860 --> 00:55:32,860 Yes, it's… 842 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,280 You have your flaws 843 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:37,200 but you're sincere. 844 00:55:39,990 --> 00:55:41,490 Not like that faker. 845 00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:42,780 Right. 846 00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:47,200 Are you ok? 847 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,530 It happened to me, not you. 848 00:55:50,240 --> 00:55:51,570 Yes… 849 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,030 No, it's not… 850 00:55:56,650 --> 00:55:58,700 -I'd like another glass. -No. 851 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:01,070 -Why not? -It costs a bomb! 852 00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:02,820 It's my treat. 853 00:56:02,990 --> 00:56:04,530 Ok, a bottle of champagne! 854 00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:23,610 Usually, I stay at the Normandy but it was full. 855 00:56:25,070 --> 00:56:26,820 I have to warn you. 856 00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:30,320 It's been a few years since I… See what I mean? 857 00:56:30,490 --> 00:56:31,860 I understand. 858 00:56:32,030 --> 00:56:34,150 But it's like riding a bike. 859 00:56:40,650 --> 00:56:43,030 I don't want to sound clichéd but… 860 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,450 I don't think I'm quite ready. 861 00:56:46,450 --> 00:56:47,860 Thinking of that loser? 862 00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:49,570 Of course not! 863 00:56:50,610 --> 00:56:54,110 But I think I have a totally negative self-image. 864 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,280 My friends keep going on 865 00:56:56,450 --> 00:57:00,360 about my mental blocks, about how I need unblocking… 866 00:57:00,530 --> 00:57:02,400 I don't know… 867 00:57:02,860 --> 00:57:04,150 You don't fancy me. 868 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:05,490 I do. Well… 869 00:57:05,650 --> 00:57:08,530 It's not that. No, it's not that but… 870 00:57:09,740 --> 00:57:11,900 I don't know where I am anymore. 871 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:14,110 Don't worry. 872 00:57:14,820 --> 00:57:16,240 It'll all be fine. 873 00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:24,110 I think I'll go. 874 00:57:27,070 --> 00:57:29,150 There are two beds, ok. 875 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:30,700 That's true. 876 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:36,070 A woman in my bed for once and I sleep in the other one. 877 00:57:39,570 --> 00:57:40,820 Thank you. 878 00:57:50,070 --> 00:57:52,570 I want to see the inspector! 879 00:57:57,820 --> 00:57:59,240 Shut the hell up! 880 00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:31,150 You have a PR agency, right? 881 00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:32,570 Yeah, you know… 882 00:58:32,740 --> 00:58:35,150 advertising, marketing, all that. 883 00:58:37,490 --> 00:58:38,820 What's it called? 884 00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:43,240 Pilling. 885 00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:47,030 Pilling? Odd name for a PR agency. 886 00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:51,490 Pilling… Like the pilling on a sweater? 887 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:53,530 Yes, like on a sweater. 888 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,450 I really like sweaters. 889 00:58:55,610 --> 00:58:57,110 I'm a sweater freak. 890 00:59:01,740 --> 00:59:02,610 Carlotti! 891 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,820 Name just one Rembrandt painting! 892 00:59:07,990 --> 00:59:09,700 I don't know. Mona Lisa? 893 00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:10,780 Who's this? 894 00:59:10,950 --> 00:59:12,950 I can't see… It's you. 895 00:59:13,110 --> 00:59:14,650 Do you think I'm stupid? 896 00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:17,240 -You're the loser taking care of me? -I don't know. 897 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:18,360 That hurts. 898 00:59:18,530 --> 00:59:19,820 And this? 899 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:24,700 I replaced my brother, see. Just to help him out. 900 00:59:26,820 --> 00:59:28,530 Is Carlotti your real name? 901 00:59:28,700 --> 00:59:30,610 Yeah. Mine and my brother's. 902 00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:33,780 It's all true, except my love of painting. 903 00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,240 See this? 904 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,150 I can't say if it's real or fake. 905 00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,200 Really. 906 00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:41,860 Well, normally, 907 00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:45,400 if Van Gogh's sunflowers are in a hotel room, 908 00:59:45,570 --> 00:59:46,860 they're not genuine. 909 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:49,110 You have a good eye. 910 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:52,780 This is wonderful! 911 00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,450 What is? 912 00:59:54,610 --> 00:59:56,400 That you're the loser. 913 00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,780 Jacques was sincere. 914 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,110 That makes me feel so good! 915 01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,150 Me too. 916 01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:04,650 Get dressed! 917 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:07,150 We'll find Jacques. 918 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,110 Sonia, it's Alice. You have to call me. 919 01:00:13,530 --> 01:00:16,820 I need that painting urgently. I'll explain. 920 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:21,650 Get dressed. We find Jacques and you explain everything. 921 01:00:21,820 --> 01:00:23,860 In your dreams. I'm not up to it. 922 01:00:24,030 --> 01:00:26,490 I'm up to slapping you again. 923 01:00:26,650 --> 01:00:28,530 I have to find that man. 924 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:31,450 You're coming or I'll rip your eyes out… 925 01:00:31,610 --> 01:00:32,990 We're going! 926 01:00:33,780 --> 01:00:34,900 Fine. 927 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,570 Take care. 928 01:00:40,740 --> 01:00:42,700 Sorry. I never usually drink. 929 01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:44,820 Because you're not married. 930 01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:47,820 That must be why. 931 01:00:51,490 --> 01:00:53,200 Do I smell fries? 932 01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,070 Maybe I can take a look at your engine. 933 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:59,320 It's normal, my car smells of oil, just like me! 934 01:01:00,150 --> 01:01:01,900 You have a negative self-image too? 935 01:01:02,070 --> 01:01:05,110 You think that's funny. Yeah, I'm a tightwad. 936 01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:07,150 I won't pay a fortune for fuel. 937 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,400 So I use oil, as if I was green, but I'm just tight. 938 01:01:10,570 --> 01:01:11,950 No, Carlotti. 939 01:01:12,110 --> 01:01:15,700 You just haven't found a cause to be generous for. 940 01:01:18,780 --> 01:01:22,650 Sorry, madam, there's no reply from Mr. Delboise's room. 941 01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:26,570 Could I see Sonia? She cleaned my room. 942 01:01:26,740 --> 01:01:27,990 Yes, of course. 943 01:01:30,030 --> 01:01:34,450 I'm sorry, Mrs. Mikalef called in sick this morning. 944 01:01:34,610 --> 01:01:35,860 Her replacement? 945 01:01:36,030 --> 01:01:37,450 No, it's ok. Thank you. 946 01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:40,700 What do we do now? 947 01:01:40,860 --> 01:01:42,650 He'll be at the Biennale. 948 01:01:42,820 --> 01:01:44,110 You don't have his cell? 949 01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:47,030 No, I don't! You're such a drag, Carlotti! 950 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:48,490 I'm sorry? 951 01:02:14,740 --> 01:02:15,990 Classy guy. 952 01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,200 That's not exactly comforting. 953 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360 Come on, don't take it badly. 954 01:02:21,030 --> 01:02:23,240 But think about it… 955 01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,650 He came onto me, I left 956 01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:27,610 and he finds another. 957 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:30,320 I'm a dumb bitch. 958 01:02:30,490 --> 01:02:31,530 Yeah. 959 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:34,240 -Sorry. -Stop insulting me! 960 01:02:34,650 --> 01:02:38,070 I made a mess of everything and stink of fries thanks to you. 961 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:41,200 A little. Wait in my car. Let me investigate. 962 01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,490 Investigate what? 963 01:02:42,650 --> 01:02:45,570 Maybe she's his sister. Let old Carlotti handle it. 964 01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:48,150 Old Carlotti… Thanks a lot. 965 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:51,360 No arguing from now on. I'm the boss, ok. 966 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:55,240 Do what you want. I don't care. 967 01:02:57,570 --> 01:03:02,200 Who do I press charges against? Alice Lecorre? Isabelle de Casteljane? 968 01:03:02,360 --> 01:03:06,450 Who cares. Go to the cops. We can't just ignore this. 969 01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:08,990 Ok, I'll go but it's no use. 970 01:03:09,530 --> 01:03:11,610 We'll never find her. 971 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:14,570 What are you doing? 972 01:03:14,740 --> 01:03:18,030 I'm meeting Benoît Giraud in a couple of hours. 973 01:03:19,070 --> 01:03:21,610 What? He wants to talk shop. 974 01:03:24,860 --> 01:03:26,280 Yes, sir? 975 01:03:31,950 --> 01:03:33,030 Well? 976 01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:36,450 She's meeting a Benoît Giraud. 977 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:38,740 He's selling her a shop. 978 01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:42,950 I met him at the Normandy. He's a gallery owner. And? 979 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:44,360 That's all. 980 01:03:45,570 --> 01:03:47,400 What about Jacques and her? 981 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,280 I've no idea. 982 01:03:50,780 --> 01:03:53,070 You must be totally dumb, Carlotti. 983 01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,400 I'm sorry? 984 01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:58,240 I told you what I heard. I'm kind, I help 985 01:03:58,400 --> 01:03:59,860 and you insult me? 986 01:04:00,030 --> 01:04:02,110 I'm sorry, I'm on edge! 987 01:04:09,610 --> 01:04:11,450 I have a favor to ask. 988 01:04:11,610 --> 01:04:13,990 No, no more favors. 989 01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:15,110 I'm done. 990 01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:16,320 A tiny one. 991 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:17,860 No way. 992 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,740 -What? -Nothing. 993 01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:00,700 What's that look for? 994 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,240 You should dress better. It suits you. 995 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,950 I don't know how I should take that. 996 01:05:07,110 --> 01:05:09,150 You have 45 minutes to grill her. 997 01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,360 Find out everything about her and Jacques. 998 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:14,990 I need to get warmed up… 999 01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:19,030 She's not an easy prey. She's a classy woman. 1000 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:20,570 How should I take that? 1001 01:05:20,740 --> 01:05:22,280 Don't get upset. 1002 01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:24,610 You have the spark. 1003 01:05:24,780 --> 01:05:27,950 But she gets the engine roaring. 1004 01:05:29,450 --> 01:05:32,110 I'll wait for you in your fries truck. 1005 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:34,740 Describe your thief. 1006 01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:38,200 She's very tall. At least 5'10''. 1007 01:05:40,860 --> 01:05:43,610 -Hair color? -Brown. 1008 01:05:47,780 --> 01:05:49,240 Build? 1009 01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:51,820 Slim. 1010 01:06:01,030 --> 01:06:03,400 What can I get you, sir? 1011 01:06:03,570 --> 01:06:05,650 -Strawberry milk. -Very good, sir. 1012 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,700 High cheekbones… Well, not too high… 1013 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,070 And she has… 1014 01:06:21,530 --> 01:06:24,990 she has teeth that are charmingly out of line. 1015 01:06:25,150 --> 01:06:27,280 Only a little… 1016 01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,650 But charming. 1017 01:06:30,110 --> 01:06:31,610 And her smile… 1018 01:06:31,780 --> 01:06:34,450 Her smile is so broad… 1019 01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,150 you think the light changes around her. 1020 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,570 You see? 1021 01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:42,950 You're not noting this? 1022 01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,950 I am. 1023 01:06:48,070 --> 01:06:50,820 You're wondering whether to speak to me or not. 1024 01:06:52,990 --> 01:06:54,950 It's my melancholy side. 1025 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:56,820 No. 1026 01:06:57,400 --> 01:07:01,360 It is. I know. It's often like that with men. 1027 01:07:02,610 --> 01:07:03,700 I'm Hélène. 1028 01:07:03,860 --> 01:07:04,820 That's good. 1029 01:07:04,990 --> 01:07:07,990 Yes, it's good. Let's say that. 1030 01:07:08,740 --> 01:07:09,740 And you? 1031 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:10,990 Yvan. 1032 01:07:11,450 --> 01:07:13,150 Yvan's pretty… 1033 01:07:13,990 --> 01:07:15,110 It's… 1034 01:07:15,860 --> 01:07:18,200 romantic. It's Slavic. 1035 01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:19,950 It's Cossack. 1036 01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:24,400 You don't realize right away but her lip movements 1037 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:28,280 are in harmony with her ears. That's odd, isn't it? 1038 01:07:29,990 --> 01:07:31,530 Did I mention her ears? 1039 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:33,780 No! 1040 01:07:33,950 --> 01:07:36,200 CONTEMPORARY ART BIENNALE 1041 01:07:49,990 --> 01:07:53,200 Come on, Carlotti! It's urgent! 1042 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,240 Not answering? 1043 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:02,490 Excuse me. It's my secretary. That's why… 1044 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:04,740 Who cares? 1045 01:08:05,610 --> 01:08:06,900 Yoko, I'm in a meeting. 1046 01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:09,950 You have five minutes! Giraud's on his way! 1047 01:08:10,110 --> 01:08:12,110 You're paid to handle the Koreans. 1048 01:08:12,610 --> 01:08:14,280 What can I do? 1049 01:08:14,450 --> 01:08:17,400 You do your job, I'll do mine. Improvise. 1050 01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:21,610 It's so hard to find a decent assistant… 1051 01:08:22,650 --> 01:08:24,200 You're not alone here? 1052 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,900 I am. Well, no. 1053 01:08:26,450 --> 01:08:28,780 I'm with my ex-husband. 1054 01:08:28,950 --> 01:08:31,200 Ex for ages, husband for a while. 1055 01:08:31,360 --> 01:08:32,280 Really? 1056 01:08:32,450 --> 01:08:33,990 We're partners now. 1057 01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:37,240 Partners… That's great! 1058 01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,860 Yes. 1059 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,030 I'm sorry! 1060 01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:49,150 You're Benoît! May I call you Benoît? 1061 01:08:49,610 --> 01:08:51,740 That hurt. You scared me too. 1062 01:08:51,900 --> 01:08:53,240 I'm so sorry. 1063 01:08:53,400 --> 01:08:56,530 May I buy you coffee to apologize? 1064 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:58,360 I'm meeting someone… 1065 01:08:58,530 --> 01:09:00,570 Please, just ten minutes. 1066 01:09:00,740 --> 01:09:02,400 And her eyes… 1067 01:09:02,570 --> 01:09:04,700 They shift from brown to black. 1068 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,200 Deep black. I swear it's true. 1069 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:11,490 It's irresistible. 1070 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:14,150 Is that enough? 1071 01:09:14,740 --> 01:09:16,780 To find her, I mean. 1072 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:22,240 Are you sure you want to press charges? 1073 01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,450 Yes. Why? 1074 01:09:23,610 --> 01:09:27,070 With the reflections, it's like a giant Kandinsky. 1075 01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:29,400 But when the sun's out, it's… 1076 01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:30,450 Isabelle… 1077 01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:35,360 Tell me the truth. Your name's not Isabelle. 1078 01:09:35,530 --> 01:09:36,450 It is. 1079 01:09:36,610 --> 01:09:38,150 Are you sure? 1080 01:09:39,030 --> 01:09:41,320 No. But how do you know? 1081 01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:43,860 You ran into me on purpose. 1082 01:09:44,990 --> 01:09:47,650 You did it to bring me here? 1083 01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:49,950 You're… 1084 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:52,240 an escort girl seeking custom? 1085 01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:56,320 I'm not against the idea. But I wasn't fooled for long. 1086 01:09:57,070 --> 01:09:59,780 You're seductive, you're charming… 1087 01:09:59,950 --> 01:10:02,030 And you know how to talk to men. 1088 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,400 Do you find me… 1089 01:10:03,570 --> 01:10:05,570 Don't act naïve with me. 1090 01:10:06,450 --> 01:10:08,490 Your technique is perfect. 1091 01:10:08,650 --> 01:10:10,030 My technique? 1092 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,860 When we first met, 1093 01:10:12,030 --> 01:10:14,740 you were cold, offhand even. 1094 01:10:14,900 --> 01:10:18,700 First the lash, then the caress… Not a bad idea. 1095 01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:20,740 Men love resistance. 1096 01:10:21,530 --> 01:10:24,700 Well, yes, that's my technique. 1097 01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:28,240 I'm busy tonight but I could see you tomorrow. 1098 01:10:28,990 --> 01:10:30,280 You name the price. 1099 01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,280 Well… 1100 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:39,780 Goodbye, Isabelle. 1101 01:10:39,950 --> 01:10:41,200 Alice. 1102 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:43,700 She just left… 1103 01:10:44,900 --> 01:10:46,200 with a painting? 1104 01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:48,400 Not any painting, a Werler. 1105 01:10:48,570 --> 01:10:49,820 Worth 50,000 euros. 1106 01:10:49,990 --> 01:10:51,240 -How much? -50,000. 1107 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,070 Fuck me sideways! 1108 01:10:54,030 --> 01:10:55,240 Something wrong? 1109 01:10:55,740 --> 01:10:56,990 I'm fine. 1110 01:11:03,110 --> 01:11:04,530 Can we see each other again? 1111 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,820 What for? 1112 01:11:08,990 --> 01:11:11,070 I'll be frank. You're different. 1113 01:11:11,240 --> 01:11:12,860 Fresh, natural. 1114 01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:14,150 Organic. 1115 01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,900 Organic? 1116 01:11:17,610 --> 01:11:18,900 Hello. 1117 01:11:19,740 --> 01:11:21,110 Benoît… 1118 01:11:23,950 --> 01:11:26,150 Benoît, this is Yvan… 1119 01:11:28,150 --> 01:11:30,400 Sorry, I have something to do… 1120 01:11:32,110 --> 01:11:33,570 My number. 1121 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:40,950 How are you? 1122 01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:50,320 -Want good or bad news? -Good. 1123 01:11:50,490 --> 01:11:51,820 Only natural. 1124 01:11:51,990 --> 01:11:54,900 Her name's Hélène and she's his ex-wife. 1125 01:11:55,070 --> 01:11:56,650 They're just partners. 1126 01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:59,320 Jacques is mad about you and loves you. 1127 01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:02,610 What's the bad news? He likes motorbikes? 1128 01:12:02,780 --> 01:12:04,240 No, it's the… 1129 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:05,280 painting… 1130 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,320 That's all? 1131 01:12:06,490 --> 01:12:07,990 Oh, Carlotti! 1132 01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:10,820 No need to panic over 500 euros. 1133 01:12:10,990 --> 01:12:13,030 Five hundred euros, no… 1134 01:12:14,150 --> 01:12:15,650 She's done something stupid. 1135 01:12:15,820 --> 01:12:18,490 Voicemail doesn't spell suicide. 1136 01:12:19,070 --> 01:12:20,780 Maybe we went too far. 1137 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:23,400 Speed up, we're dawdling. 1138 01:12:24,150 --> 01:12:25,610 I'm at 100 mph! 1139 01:12:25,780 --> 01:12:27,780 We're dawdling at 100 mph. 1140 01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:33,440 Wasn't that our exit? 1141 01:12:33,610 --> 01:12:36,240 Shit! You made me miss it! 1142 01:12:37,530 --> 01:12:39,610 We have to do another 20 miles now! 1143 01:12:40,780 --> 01:12:43,280 Ok. Thank you, Sonia. 1144 01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:47,900 Sonia gave the painting to an auction house. 1145 01:12:48,070 --> 01:12:51,280 We'll go there, explain things to the auctioneer 1146 01:12:51,450 --> 01:12:53,740 and get the painting back. 1147 01:12:56,610 --> 01:12:59,280 Why didn't he say it was so valuable? 1148 01:12:59,450 --> 01:13:01,360 Because he's tactful. 1149 01:13:02,150 --> 01:13:05,990 If I have a 50-grand painting, I have to tell the dame! 1150 01:13:06,150 --> 01:13:08,700 Like I said, he's tactful. 1151 01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:11,150 Sorry, but you can say it tactfully. 1152 01:13:12,490 --> 01:13:14,070 Fifty grand. 1153 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:15,200 There. 1154 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:19,030 That's tactful. 1155 01:13:27,240 --> 01:13:32,610 Could you please tell us which room Isabelle de Casteljane is in? 1156 01:13:34,490 --> 01:13:37,240 Sorry, Mrs. de Casteljane has left us. 1157 01:13:37,650 --> 01:13:38,900 God, she's dead! 1158 01:13:39,070 --> 01:13:40,900 No, she vacated her room. 1159 01:13:41,450 --> 01:13:44,610 So all we can do is fish her body out of the sea. 1160 01:13:44,950 --> 01:13:46,360 Where's the coastguard? 1161 01:13:46,530 --> 01:13:48,320 Isa, calm down! Come on. 1162 01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:52,320 -What do we do now? -We think! 1163 01:13:52,490 --> 01:13:55,860 Think without me! I'll call her again. 1164 01:13:56,030 --> 01:13:58,400 Could I see the auctioneer? 1165 01:13:58,570 --> 01:14:00,700 This painting isn't for sale. 1166 01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:03,650 Of course, but don't touch the lots. 1167 01:14:03,820 --> 01:14:05,320 Follow me, please. 1168 01:14:09,610 --> 01:14:10,950 Stay right here. 1169 01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,990 Yes, Isabelle. No… 1170 01:14:19,740 --> 01:14:21,200 The thing is… 1171 01:14:23,990 --> 01:14:26,240 She's at an auction and she hates us. 1172 01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:30,150 What a relief. Isabelle de Casteljane didn't kill herself. 1173 01:14:30,650 --> 01:14:33,860 Excuse me… Do you know Isabelle de Casteljane? 1174 01:14:34,030 --> 01:14:36,030 Yes, that's me. Do I know you? 1175 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,400 I know a woman impersonating you. 1176 01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,400 We know her, it's ok. 1177 01:14:42,570 --> 01:14:43,900 You interest me. 1178 01:14:44,530 --> 01:14:46,780 Likewise. 1179 01:14:46,950 --> 01:14:49,070 Why does Isabelle interest you? 1180 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:51,030 They want Sonia to confirm it. 1181 01:14:51,200 --> 01:14:52,070 So what now? 1182 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,990 I'll get her here but, in the meantime, 1183 01:14:55,150 --> 01:14:57,530 stick to that painting, ok? 1184 01:14:57,700 --> 01:15:00,990 We can always buy it. No one here knows its value. 1185 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:03,490 You know what? 1186 01:15:03,650 --> 01:15:04,950 I'll buy it for you. 1187 01:15:05,110 --> 01:15:07,360 You said I'd be generous for the right cause. 1188 01:15:07,530 --> 01:15:11,490 That cause is you. I'll help you the way people help the whales. 1189 01:15:12,530 --> 01:15:14,240 You're my whale. 1190 01:15:14,610 --> 01:15:16,530 I'm delighted to be your whale. 1191 01:15:17,950 --> 01:15:20,780 If I was unpleasant, please forgive me. 1192 01:15:20,950 --> 01:15:22,360 -That's ok. -No. 1193 01:15:22,530 --> 01:15:25,530 Deep down, you're a gentleman. 1194 01:15:26,110 --> 01:15:29,990 To think I thought she was… I don't dare say the word. 1195 01:15:30,570 --> 01:15:34,360 That's not her style. Unless a lot has changed in 48 hours. 1196 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:35,400 Jacques! 1197 01:15:35,570 --> 01:15:37,150 I have news of Alice. 1198 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:40,990 Me too. She offered her services to Benoît Giraud! 1199 01:15:41,780 --> 01:15:44,240 She's not only a thief, she's a hooker. 1200 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:46,400 So a lot has changed. 1201 01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,990 Who are you? 1202 01:15:49,150 --> 01:15:51,360 The hooker's colleagues! 1203 01:15:52,360 --> 01:15:54,400 Is that supposed to be funny? 1204 01:16:01,530 --> 01:16:05,280 Sonia… It's Alice. I left you ten messages already. 1205 01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:08,450 You have to call me. It's urgent. 1206 01:16:08,610 --> 01:16:09,900 Thank you. 1207 01:16:10,070 --> 01:16:11,450 Isabelle de Casteljane? 1208 01:16:11,610 --> 01:16:13,650 Yes. Well, more or less. 1209 01:16:13,820 --> 01:16:16,360 -Come with us, please. -But why? 1210 01:16:16,530 --> 01:16:18,490 It's all a misunderstanding. 1211 01:16:18,650 --> 01:16:20,780 I have two friends… 1212 01:16:20,950 --> 01:16:22,780 Two friends, so to speak… 1213 01:16:22,950 --> 01:16:26,320 who wanted to offer me a man, so to speak, 1214 01:16:26,490 --> 01:16:27,780 at the Normandy. 1215 01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:31,110 For my birthday. A guy with a frozen account… 1216 01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:33,610 I fell in love, thought it was him 1217 01:16:33,780 --> 01:16:36,740 but it wasn't, he was a real gentleman. 1218 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:39,570 Not the one with the car smelling of fries. 1219 01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:43,650 Anyhow, the other man, the one who isn't Jacques… 1220 01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:48,450 I didn't know he was my present, the one with the frozen account. 1221 01:16:48,610 --> 01:16:50,490 Actually, it was his brother 1222 01:16:50,650 --> 01:16:53,070 because he had a fever that day. 1223 01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:55,490 When I gave Sonia the painting, 1224 01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:57,650 it was a fake guy's painting, 1225 01:16:57,820 --> 01:17:01,150 since I thought Jacques was Carlotti, or his brother… 1226 01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:03,650 That's when it got complicated. 1227 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:05,400 Lot 69. 1228 01:17:05,570 --> 01:17:09,110 A contemporary painting, illegible signature, 1229 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:12,360 starting price, 100 euros. 1230 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:14,570 101! 1231 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:18,280 You don't believe me? 1232 01:17:18,860 --> 01:17:19,780 I do. 1233 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:21,570 Why? 1234 01:17:22,150 --> 01:17:23,820 In that case… 1235 01:17:31,030 --> 01:17:33,280 -Well? -It's started. 1236 01:17:33,990 --> 01:17:35,280 Seven thousand. 1237 01:17:35,450 --> 01:17:37,200 Seven thousand to my right. 1238 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:40,070 Where's Sonia? I'm blowing my savings. 1239 01:17:40,860 --> 01:17:41,950 7,100. 1240 01:17:42,530 --> 01:17:43,820 7,100 on my left! 1241 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:46,400 Alice… 1242 01:17:46,570 --> 01:17:48,700 The bid is to my left. 1243 01:17:51,030 --> 01:17:52,150 We need to talk. 1244 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,070 Sorry, I'm a bit busy. 1245 01:17:54,240 --> 01:17:55,570 I can explain. 1246 01:17:55,740 --> 01:17:56,820 7,200. 1247 01:17:56,990 --> 01:17:58,990 -8,000. -8,000 to my left. 1248 01:17:59,150 --> 01:18:01,450 No need. Your friends explained. 1249 01:18:01,610 --> 01:18:03,780 -What friends? -The ones with my ex-wife. 1250 01:18:04,650 --> 01:18:06,110 8,100. The lady at the back. 1251 01:18:10,490 --> 01:18:12,240 -8,200. -9,000. 1252 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:14,070 9,000 on my left. 1253 01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:16,820 This is absurd! The painting's yours. 1254 01:18:16,990 --> 01:18:18,860 I know but this is fun. 1255 01:18:19,780 --> 01:18:21,990 9,000 euros, going… 1256 01:18:22,150 --> 01:18:23,450 What do you expect of me? 1257 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,360 10,000! 1258 01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:29,030 -11,000. -11,000 on my left. 1259 01:18:35,490 --> 01:18:36,700 Excuse me. 1260 01:18:36,860 --> 01:18:38,280 Madam, I'm working! 1261 01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:44,990 Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive me. 1262 01:18:46,650 --> 01:18:49,360 My name's Alice Lecorre. 1263 01:18:50,740 --> 01:18:53,110 I lost my husband five years ago. 1264 01:18:55,570 --> 01:18:58,400 And, since then, I've stopped believing in… 1265 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:03,070 I didn't think I'd love again. 1266 01:19:07,400 --> 01:19:11,070 But then I met a man and I started to hope once more. 1267 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:15,780 That man is called Jacques and he's here now. 1268 01:19:19,320 --> 01:19:20,860 So, Jacques… 1269 01:19:21,700 --> 01:19:23,360 I wanted to tell you 1270 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,700 I'm sorry for what happened 1271 01:19:27,570 --> 01:19:28,950 and if… 1272 01:19:29,570 --> 01:19:31,650 if you can forgive me, 1273 01:19:32,150 --> 01:19:33,700 I'd like… 1274 01:19:35,570 --> 01:19:38,030 to spend the rest of my life with you. 1275 01:21:03,700 --> 01:21:05,450 It's not my fault we broke down! 1276 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:08,860 For God's sake! Late for my husband's wedding! 1277 01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:11,150 They'll think I did it on purpose. 1278 01:21:11,530 --> 01:21:12,570 It's not my fault. 1279 01:21:12,740 --> 01:21:15,030 Ditch this crate and buy a real car! 1280 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:16,700 We can't, honey. 1281 01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:20,820 Don't mention saving the planet, we all know you don't care. 1282 01:21:20,990 --> 01:21:22,610 Why do you say that? 1283 01:21:25,570 --> 01:21:28,900 We missed it! And I stink of fries too! 1284 01:21:29,070 --> 01:21:30,570 It's mainly your eyes. 1285 01:21:30,740 --> 01:21:33,110 There's something tender there 1286 01:21:33,650 --> 01:21:36,070 along with a passion 1287 01:21:36,240 --> 01:21:37,820 held back by your modesty. 1288 01:21:37,990 --> 01:21:41,780 You may be a good-looking guy but it's just not possible. 1289 01:21:41,950 --> 01:21:44,650 Your pick-up technique sucks. Sorry. 1290 01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:45,950 Nerd. 1291 01:21:47,650 --> 01:21:49,150 I missed your wedding… 1292 01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:53,320 Yes, but you've never had much success with marriages. 1293 01:21:53,950 --> 01:21:56,450 That's funny. You're in shape. 1294 01:21:58,740 --> 01:22:00,650 Hello. I'm so sorry. 1295 01:22:00,820 --> 01:22:04,030 It's all right. That's us hitched. How about you? 1296 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:07,150 We'll do a quiet thing with just two witnesses… 1297 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:09,280 Or it'll cost too much! 1298 01:22:09,450 --> 01:22:10,990 That's not true… 1299 01:22:15,030 --> 01:22:17,570 That guy's not bad-looking. 1300 01:22:17,740 --> 01:22:20,450 Penny, set some limits. That's the priest. 1301 01:22:20,610 --> 01:22:22,990 I didn't recognize him without his frock. 1302 01:22:23,150 --> 01:22:25,530 Fantasizing about him is a sacrilege. 1303 01:22:25,990 --> 01:22:28,740 Too bad priests still can't marry. 1304 01:22:28,900 --> 01:22:31,070 The Vatican's so behind the times… 1305 01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:32,360 You're desperate. 1306 01:22:32,530 --> 01:22:33,700 You're right. 1307 01:22:36,950 --> 01:22:39,070 Got to go. See you later. 1308 01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:42,360 Be honest. Your name's not really Christine. 1309 01:22:42,530 --> 01:22:43,740 It is. 1310 01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:45,990 Of course. 1311 01:22:51,530 --> 01:22:52,990 Have you fixed your honeymoon? 1312 01:22:53,150 --> 01:22:54,780 -Venice? -No. 1313 01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:56,700 -Florence? -No. 1314 01:22:57,240 --> 01:22:58,900 -New York? -No. 1315 01:22:59,070 --> 01:23:00,280 London? 1316 01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:02,570 I know, I've got it… 1317 01:23:02,950 --> 01:23:04,240 The Caribbean. 1318 01:23:33,240 --> 01:23:35,950 I'd like some blood sausage and mash. 1319 01:23:36,110 --> 01:23:39,030 Really? I had something else in mind. 1320 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:40,110 You did? 1321 01:23:40,530 --> 01:23:41,700 That's possible too. 1322 01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:43,240 That's possible? 1323 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:44,490 Cool… 1324 01:27:09,860 --> 01:27:13,110 Subtitle translation by: Ian Burley 83528

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