Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074
Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
2
00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:27,800
β™
3
00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:31,600
β™
4
00:00:31,650 --> 00:00:35,050
β™
5
00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:39,200
β™
6
00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:43,000
β™
7
00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,800
β™
8
00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,600
β™
9
00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:58,400
β™
10
00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,300
Row, you tito, row!
11
00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:08,300
Put your backs into it,
row faster, faster, or I'll throw you all in iron!
12
00:01:19,500 --> 00:01:23,350
Well, come on, Elvin! How do you like
your first wave, let's hear it.
13
00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,600
Oh, I really like the pirate's life, Captain!
14
00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,900
Well, with us you're going to see
adventures like you never saw.
15
00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,900
and we all going to dead free.
16
00:01:33,350 --> 00:01:36,450
We'll board Phoenician 's ships
and take their treasures!
17
00:01:36,450 --> 00:01:39,750
- Hooray!
- And Spanish's ships!
18
00:01:39,750 --> 00:01:42,400
- Hooray!
- And British's ships!
19
00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:46,200
- Is it all!
- And the Gaul's!
20
00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:51,000
- Oh, No!
- Huh?
21
00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,500
Never say Gaul, not on my ship!
22
00:01:53,900 --> 00:02:00,650
The Gaul is the evil eye,
worse than hurricane,
of all the perils, they are the worst.
23
00:02:00,730 --> 00:02:03,950
- A ship! A Ship!
- Where is she, look out, lets hear it!
24
00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:09,300
- On the po-, on the por-, on the port.
- On the port side. They are big Gauls, right?
25
00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:13,400
- No, they are ro-... ro-... ro-...
- They are Romans!
26
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,800
Oh Rom.- ... Romans, like you said.
27
00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,350
Romans? It'll be a good booty!
We're out of loneship!
28
00:02:19,350 --> 00:02:21,100
Well, Alas!
29
00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:24,400
It's quite a crowd! In fact, they are numerous.
30
00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:33,600
Clear around, lads, and hurry!
Lets just hoist the main sail,
double the cock sail! Row for all your worth! ....
31
00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:59,000
- I guess we sure were lucky that
it wasn't the Gauls.
- Yeah, yeah.
32
00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,750
Caesar, we are insight of land, look there.
33
00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:23,000
Our invasion will start here.
Rome must conquer the Britons.
34
00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:28,600
- They've invaded the Gauls just once too often.
- Oh, it's sure thing, you can't miss, Caesar.
35
00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,150
You should go in and
conquer this little Britain.
36
00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:37,200
This great Britain, and the
Britons are very courageous, too.
37
00:03:37,450 --> 00:03:41,680
For them as well as for us, history
will record this as the longest day.
38
00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:48,700
- With God sent a favorable wind.
- We're off to a great start.
39
00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:59,200
Goodness, gracious,
a jolly sight as it was!
40
00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:02,700
Quite so, no doubt about that.
41
00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:07,300
- We really ought to inform our chief,
do ASAP!
42
00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:27,450
We are about to begin our invasion,
you'll maintain good order with strict...
43
00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:33,900
discipline for the greater glory of Rome.
We are going to bombard their positions.
44
00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:38,100
Stand by, Centurion! You will transmit
my order to the catapults.
45
00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:42,200
- At your order, Ceasar!
- Don't move till I give the signal!
46
00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,880
Like a statue.
47
00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:17,300
- The signal!
- Shoot!
48
00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:53,500
Make a note, I came and saw, and
I don't believe my eyes.
49
00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,200
I said in good order with strict discipline!
50
00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:03,100
Look there, they are going
to begin to play without us.
51
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:06,350
Yes, by George,
not terrible sporting, is it?
52
00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,900
We shall await them
on the playing field.
53
00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:47,000
Fire!
54
00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,300
Attack!
55
00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,830
Let' go!
56
00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:58,500
I'll say, it's getting on for time.
57
00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:04,000
- Getting on for time? Time for what?
- My dear chap, it's 5 O'clock.
58
00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:09,500
- Where are they going, by Jupiter?
- Walking out in the middle of the battle?
59
00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,400
Hey come back here.
60
00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:16,400
- Bit of a sticky wicket, huh?
- I say I can do with a spot of hot water.
61
00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:22,650
- Thank you.
- Uh, jolly good!
- I'll have some too.
62
00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,850
I say, can I just request a spot of milk in it?
63
00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:31,000
Yes, sure, you can.
64
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:38,350
- Look they are drinking...?
- Yes, milk and hot water!
- Savage is that what they are!
65
00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,800
If you don't mind, can
we get back to our battle.
66
00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:46,900
- Any question or thing, were off for 2 days.
- Sorry we are closed for the weekend.
67
00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,650
Make way, make way! I have an
important message for General Motus.
68
00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,450
They all went away,
now what do we do?
69
00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:08,400
- I don't go that way for Rome!
- I couldn't right look at the right thing!
70
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,450
At this rate we won't get
back to Rome for ten years!
71
00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,400
Drinking hot water, I mean,
they are not civilised.
72
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:17,400
If we quit during our duty time, we'll
end up fighting during our meal times.
73
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:23,400
Make spaghetti soup, you heat
some good hour, lad; you get good bacon,
74
00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:27,100
mayo, slice them into thin slices and take the...
75
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,120
Silence!
76
00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:33,200
And simmer slowly!
77
00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,500
I tell you Caesar,
it's driving me right up patriot war!
78
00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,150
The Britons stop every day
at five on the dot.
79
00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:50,500
- And so they won't engage us until tomorrow?
- Oh no, Ceasar, now it's not till Monday.
80
00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:54,000
- Hey?
- Yes something they call their weekend.
81
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:57,700
I see! Now, in that case... Uh!
82
00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:03,300
Aha! ... No, no! Ah....
83
00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:07,600
- General!
- Oh, Ceasar!
84
00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,120
Here, I orders!
85
00:10:09,700 --> 00:10:13,900
From now on we start our battles at
precisely five o'clock and we go all day,
86
00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:16,800
all Saturday and Sunday, their weekend.
87
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:23,250
Oh Caesar, you are a genius, where
do you get such tremendous ideas?
88
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,250
Very good shell!
89
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,100
I'll bat over it.
90
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:45,000
- Back!
- Peeling it off!
- Good shot!
91
00:10:50,450 --> 00:10:54,500
Forward legionaries,
for the glory of Rome!
92
00:10:56,250 --> 00:11:00,800
I say hardly the behaviour
of a gentleman.
93
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:25,500
Imperiums, decurions,
legionaries of Rome!
94
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:32,400
- Your Caesar is proud of you.
- Hooray!
95
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:37,000
Rome is victorious
on both sides of the sea.
96
00:11:37,950 --> 00:11:39,700
Hooray!
97
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:46,400
- On that side, my forward of Gaul,
all Gauls I've conquered.
- Hooray!
98
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,400
Except for that village
still holding out.
99
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,000
I know! I just don't want
to go back there.
100
00:11:53,300 --> 00:12:00,220
And on this side, it is the Britons
I have conquered, all of them!
101
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:04,250
Well, except for the one
that's not surrendered yet!
102
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:08,300
Oh, one little gorge! I'll take
care of them, don't worry.
103
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,650
I say, what worry you, Chief?
If I may say so.
104
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:27,450
Well, you could say so, Robin.
Reinforcements won't arrive soon.
105
00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:30,920
I don't see how we can hold out
very much longer.
106
00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,320
I have a corking idea.
107
00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:38,670
Actually, I have a cousin in Gaul.
As a matter of fact,
his village never has been conquered...
108
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:45,220
by the Romans, because they have a magic potion
that gives them super human strength.
109
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:49,570
- Really?
Where might this village be?
- Right in Britain.
110
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,410
- Morning, Cacophony.
- Morning, oh I feel a song!
111
00:13:17,410 --> 00:13:21,320
Oh, good morning to you in this day.
To know who you are...
112
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:25,560
Morning, Lucie!
- Morning, Intanpix!
113
00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:31,570
Morning Blacksmith! Oh, with a deep
breath in the air you can smell it.
114
00:13:31,570 --> 00:13:35,170
As you can see, it's nice.
115
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,890
Nice fish for sale, go down and see!
116
00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:46,080
You say so only in ignorance, my friend.
In fact, your fish stink! I never smelled such...
117
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:49,420
How dare you to come here and repeat that!
118
00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:53,670
I have neglect! Here I come,
I am going to shut down your ears, your feet.
119
00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:56,870
Take that!
The only thing that stinks here is you!
120
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,470
Oh, I found a fight.
121
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,190
Fight! Let me get in it!
122
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,660
- A fight! A fight! A fight!
- Let's get in it!
123
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:22,120
- Well Asterix, I see that spring has returned.
- Yes the village is perking up.
124
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:26,350
- And what is it all about this time?
- Still fish!
125
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,870
Every year the same, it's a tradition.
126
00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:41,320
Obelix, you sick?
Don't you want to fight anymore?
127
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,100
- I gave it up.
- Why did you do a thing like that?
128
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:56,770
I'm worried about Obelix, he's not
his usual self these days at all.
129
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,070
Yes, let's go see him.
130
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,220
- Now, where were we?
- Ah, your fish is stink.
131
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,670
- Oh yes!
- My fish are fresh!
- Ah, my foot!
132
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,120
Druid Getafix, can't you
do anything for Obelix?
133
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:19,670
- No! What he needs is a Roman legion or two.
- He does? Why?
134
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:23,970
So he can fight them, he hasn't done
any good Roman bashing for months.
135
00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:28,920
They are all off in Britain.
So, no doubt it that's what he needs.
136
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:37,200
Excuse me, I do beg
your pardon, gentlemen.
137
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:46,370
- I am a Briton and my name is Anticlimax.
- Oh, Anticlimax? My Briton cousin!
138
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,670
Shall we shake hand?
139
00:15:49,570 --> 00:15:53,570
In actual fact, I have come here to ask
your assistance against the Romans.
140
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:58,890
Romans, where are the Romans?
Where are the Romans, what?
141
00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:03,670
I would like you to meet Obelix,
my good friend.
142
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:09,070
- Hello!
- A friend of yours is a friend of mine. I'd
be proud if you 'd shake me by the hand.
143
00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,120
An honor, Sir!
144
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:18,170
Nooooo, That is not what he meant!
145
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:21,370
Oh, he asked me to shake him by the hand.
146
00:16:21,370 --> 00:16:26,470
He's my distant cousin from Britain,
and there they do not talk the same way we do.
147
00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:30,670
Jolly good show, quite,
I say, it has gone a bit numb.
148
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:39,700
Well, as it happens, our moorage village
is entirely surrounded by the Roman soldiers
right now.
149
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:43,870
He's a cousin, so don't shake it
even if he asks you to.
150
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:47,170
Asterix told me that.
- Uh-huh!
151
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:51,170
And so, we have taken the liberty of
requesting your assistance, all right?
152
00:16:52,570 --> 00:16:56,820
Yes well, I'm glad you did this.
We'd be happy to help you
against Rome.
153
00:16:56,820 --> 00:17:01,470
Our great Druid Getafix will do up a
magic potion for you.
154
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:06,670
For entire village, I'd better prepare a whole
barrel. I'll be needing a lot of everything I need.
155
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:09,420
I'm coming, I'll help you, I'm coming.
156
00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:13,770
Obelix, you find honey, mead and carrots.
Can you remember that?
157
00:17:13,770 --> 00:17:19,270
- Get some honey, mead, and lot of carrots.
- Oh goodie, goodie.
158
00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:23,680
And I'll gather mistletoe
with a golden sickle.
159
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:41,290
- Obelix!
- What.?
160
00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:44,900
You call those carrots?
161
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:54,280
But I saw these wild boars and
anyhow it's lunchtime.
162
00:18:02,170 --> 00:18:07,920
There, this is enough to give your
whole village super human strength
as well as hitting all those Romans.
163
00:18:08,570 --> 00:18:12,170
I say I am most frightfully
grateful Druid Getafix.
164
00:18:16,570 --> 00:18:18,170
You're not too strong.
165
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:23,770
- We need a strong guy, only who?
- Who can carry a barrel of magic potion.
166
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:28,520
Like somebody who fell into the potion
when he was just a little baby.
167
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,620
- He is!
- Huh?
168
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:40,570
Oh, me? Lets smash the Romans!
Lets smash the Romans!
Lets smash the Romans!
169
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:48,170
And here is a little magic potion, in case
you need it on the way, you never know.
170
00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,670
It's a very long voyage to Briton.
171
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:56,270
I say what a spot of luck, having two
splendid chaps to go along with me.
172
00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:02,220
I wouldn't go without my little
Dogmatix, now would I?
173
00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:10,170
- Have a good trip!
- Goodbye, good show!
- Have a nice trip!
174
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,270
Bring us a souvenir!
175
00:19:15,370 --> 00:19:21,270
- Good bye!
- Have a nice trip!
176
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,520
Hey Asterix, we should have brought
some food, we'll get very very hungry.
177
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:32,770
My key checks is whatever for, British food is all right,
raises as I coast the Newcastle.
178
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:38,070
You really know how to row.
179
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:43,170
It pays to row for Oxford, and then to row
for Cambridge, a chip off the old block,
180
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:46,670
and whole that source of rows.
You know what I mean?
181
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:09,620
Now hear me, lads, I had to rent this
ship and it's costing me a fortune...
182
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:14,870
so take good care of it!
Stay clear of any Gaul ship!
183
00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:16,670
As well as the Romans!
184
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:19,970
- A ship, oh, a ship!
- Why, is there a ship?
185
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:24,070
- Are they Gauls?
- They are Gauls?
186
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:28,670
- No, aha, they are Pho-... Pho-...
- Phoenician?
187
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:35,320
Phoenician merchant ship,
we're all rich!
188
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,670
A pirate ship, oh my Goodness, we are lost!
189
00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,970
No, abandon ship into a lifeboat.
190
00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:44,670
- What lifeboat, I sold the lifeboat.
- You make a profit?
191
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:57,470
What am I seeing, Gauls, gal,
I mean Gauls, you better look.
192
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:09,070
- Pirates? Oh goodie, goodie, goodie!
- Obelix, this is not the time.
193
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,620
Oh, the fat Gaul!
194
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,170
Fat? Who's fat?
195
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:22,220
Turn back!
196
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:28,470
Around your lives, back we got to row!
197
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,970
I say, it appears that he is
acquainted with those pirates.
198
00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,670
Oh yes, they are old friends.
199
00:21:35,270 --> 00:21:36,970
Here we go again!
200
00:21:38,770 --> 00:21:45,320
- You know, Captain, since I've been a pirate,
I really learned to swim.
- I'm glad, just shut up and swim.
201
00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:52,070
Thank to you, oh, it seems god!
Thank to you my specious cargo is saved
as it's all to our lives!
202
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:59,420
How may I show you my gratitude?
Well, I wouldn't think you'd want jewels,
the market is very bad for jewels.
203
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:02,200
Don't thank us, we didn't do
anything, goodbye!
204
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:09,570
Well, perhaps you would accept this small bag
of specious herbs from the mysterious Far East.
205
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:15,870
Sure I'll give it to our Druid, at least to see.
And, like I said, goodbye!
206
00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:20,670
Farewell good Gauls! May the wind fills
your sail like the whole machine...
207
00:22:20,670 --> 00:22:29,670
Our own cargo was saved,
for a bag of useless herbs.
Quite a profitable day!
208
00:22:33,070 --> 00:22:39,920
While to be getting back to Gaul, Stratuscumulus,
nice and quiet there, not like Briton.
209
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,920
Once you've gone through one of these
campaigns, it's easy anywhere else, right?
210
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:48,670
Wrong, I'm stationed near a village in
Brittany and they are all a little crazy.
211
00:22:48,670 --> 00:22:52,670
- Sail boat! A Sal boat! Sail boat!
- Little boat ahead?
212
00:22:52,670 --> 00:22:57,870
No doubt some simple fisherman from
Gaul. Let's give them a scare, right?
213
00:22:57,970 --> 00:23:00,870
- We aren't supposed to take any risks.
- Risks?
214
00:23:00,870 --> 00:23:04,550
An armed Roman galley
against a little boat!?
215
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,070
May be it's a little boat,
but they are Gauls.
216
00:23:10,170 --> 00:23:12,520
Wait till you hear what they
say when they see us!
217
00:23:12,870 --> 00:23:17,770
Board them, board their ship,
Romans! Oh, goodie, goodie, goodie!
218
00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:20,520
They... They can't board us!
219
00:23:26,470 --> 00:23:28,920
Drink some of this quick!
220
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,670
The banded, ....
They're the Gauls, I told you!
221
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,170
Come back little Romans!
- Away!
222
00:23:43,370 --> 00:23:47,650
- Come back little Romans!
- He's the giant, Ah-a-a-a!
223
00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:52,370
I want to go home!
224
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:58,020
Thank you, Dogmatix!
225
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:38,670
What is all this?
226
00:24:38,770 --> 00:24:42,870
Nothing, just fog, that means
we are approaching Briton.
227
00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:46,670
- Then it's time to go back to our boat.
- Asterix we could take this big boat...
228
00:24:46,670 --> 00:24:48,320
...to carry the magic potion all the...
Shht!
229
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,670
way to Brittania, it's a lot better
than the little one we have.
230
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:54,580
Be quiet about the M.P.
- M.P.?
231
00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:59,170
Never mind, we'll use our boat
to be last consideration.
232
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:04,670
- Anymore Romans around?
- Only little old me!
233
00:25:05,770 --> 00:25:08,470
Any more Romans not around?
234
00:25:09,370 --> 00:25:11,620
- Wasn't see Romans?
- No!
235
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:15,320
- All gone?
- All gone!
- I come this way.
236
00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:23,120
Any more Gauls around?
237
00:25:26,390 --> 00:25:29,170
Is there always fog like this in Britain?
238
00:25:29,570 --> 00:25:33,270
Oh, by goodness, no!
We only have fog when it isn't raining.
239
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,100
They're gone away!
Maybe they won't come back.
240
00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:55,300
We'll repair our galley and
we won't talk about this!
241
00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:59,250
We have to talk about one thing, they're
transporting a barrel of magic potion...
242
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:02,750
to Britain. I know that for
I heard them. We have to go to our superiors.
243
00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:07,670
Turn the ship around, sail to Britain.
Captain turn!
244
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:13,770
You want to return?
Aren't you exaggerating the power
contained in this magic potion?
245
00:26:14,270 --> 00:26:18,670
Oh no, captain!
246
00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:26,520
My little Dogmatix is getting wet, why
don't we dig a tunnel through Britain?
247
00:26:26,650 --> 00:26:31,420
That's an idea, I dig, Obelix!
Dig, dig! I dig a tunnel.
248
00:26:31,420 --> 00:26:36,770
Right now, I wish we could dig up something
to eat, I could eat a dozen wild boars.
249
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:44,320
I shall take you to a top and good Inn.
What a treat you have installed,
your very first meal in Britain!
250
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:51,790
Here we are, the Jolly Boar.
251
00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:06,670
Obelix don't stand in the rain.
You think they serve wild boar here?
252
00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:12,200
What else, look there,
that means, the jolly boar.
253
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,600
Come in and dry off.
254
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,800
I say, oh, how smashingly delightful
to see you again!
255
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,950
Look here old bean! He's a Gaul,
cousin actually, Asterix and his friend Obelix...
256
00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:33,800
could you prepare one
of your scrumptious meals?
257
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,220
You are in for a royal treatment, ready!
258
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,950
Oh wizard, and three
cracking good beers!
259
00:27:42,550 --> 00:27:45,800
He never said he was going
to give us a boar, huh!
260
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:50,300
- But you saw what he called his place, no?
- Yeah, sure I did.
261
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,900
Here we are, gentlemen, you first British beers.
262
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,450
Warm enough?
263
00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:05,150
I say, shall I have him take the chill off it,
with the change?
- Huh!
264
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,450
Ah now it's just right.
265
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:22,550
Actually, it's my speciality, boiled boar with
mint sauce!
266
00:28:22,550 --> 00:28:26,150
A bit of all right, enjoy it!
267
00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:36,000
"Jolly board" is what you call it!
What's jolly about this terrible blend?
268
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:40,000
Eat it! As they say, when in Britain,
do as the Britons do.
269
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:44,260
Then don't stand on it, gentleman
I know you want more.
270
00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:53,000
Get off!
271
00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:20,850
Stand aside!
272
00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,100
I have an urgent message for General Motus.
273
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:46,000
Albeit, General Motus!
General, have I got bad news.
274
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,550
Why? What bad news have you got?
275
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:56,950
That potion will not arrive
at the rebel village.
276
00:29:56,950 --> 00:30:02,350
Issue orders to all of our patrols,
arrest one Briton, a barrel of potion,
277
00:30:02,350 --> 00:30:06,300
two Gauls and a little dog!
278
00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:13,450
You'd better best drink up now,
it's near closing time.
279
00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:15,950
The Romans are rather strict about that.
280
00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:22,900
- Nearly closing time pub keeper.
- Exactly what I was telling this gents.
281
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:30,450
Two beers now while we are waiting!
282
00:30:31,300 --> 00:30:34,900
Hey, wait a minute,
what's in that barrel?
283
00:30:35,550 --> 00:30:37,300
Oh, in the barrel is mag....
284
00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:40,300
Oh, It acts like mag ...
..."magic warm" beer!
285
00:30:40,300 --> 00:30:43,500
Oh, I just hope that it was Gallic wine!
286
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:48,450
If it was I would have confiscated
it but a barrel of warm beer. Yuk
287
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:54,350
Drink it, go ahead before
it gets cold, it's an acquired taste.
288
00:30:55,100 --> 00:30:59,100
- Is your village much further?
- As matter of fact, we must cross Londinium.
289
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,600
- Londinium?
- Yes, our capital, old chap!
290
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,000
Shh, do you hear something?
291
00:31:18,300 --> 00:31:22,100
- Decurion Totolaspis?
- Totallapsus!
292
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:26,800
A message from General Motus,
arrest two Gauls the Briton and a little dog,
293
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,100
they got a barrel full of magic potion.
294
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:35,850
- That warm beer!
- No thanks to Decurion, I'm on my wagon.
295
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,500
My wagon!
296
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:44,450
Wait, hold on! That's my wagon.
Hey, come back here you can't steal it!
297
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:46,900
I guess they can!
298
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:22,400
Hey fatty, you're driving on
the wrong side of the road.
299
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:26,000
Huh? We're on the right side!
300
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:32,100
That's right. Here in Britain we drive on the left
side of the road, that's right on the ... left!
That's right side.
301
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:39,200
And I'm not fat, understand I'm not fat,
I might be slightly chubby,
but I'm not fat! Not at all!
302
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:44,300
Anybody would tell you, I'm not fat.
Once and for all I'm not fat as what I am not...!
303
00:32:44,300 --> 00:32:48,600
Hey there they are, Look!
Get them, attack!
304
00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:54,950
The Romans!
- Where are they? Where? Romans!
305
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,650
That the way!
306
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:19,500
Ought to be jolly fine lawn if it is
properly mowed for another 2000 years.
307
00:33:27,900 --> 00:33:31,300
I say such behaviour is
altogether shocking.
308
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:34,900
Don't let them get away.
309
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:40,500
I say, sir, would you mind awfully
not treading on my lawn?
310
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:45,200
By Jupiter, are you questioning the
army and authority of Rome?
311
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:50,550
My lawn in smaller than your Rome is
but my pear is considerably harder,...
312
00:33:50,550 --> 00:33:54,200
I think, than your sternum is.
313
00:34:09,650 --> 00:34:12,000
I've got some more bad news
for you General.
314
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,100
Yes, go ahead, what now?
315
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,250
The Gauls, the Briton, the potion and
the dog are all go away.
316
00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,550
- Where did you see them?
- In Londinium.
317
00:34:19,550 --> 00:34:22,000
- Ransack the city!
- Yes General.
318
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,750
- Confiscate all barrels, you understand?
- Oh yes General.
319
00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:29,050
When I catch those guys I'll boil
all of them and throw them to the lions.
- Yes, General!
320
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,950
- I'll serve them with mint sauce.
- Oh yes, General!
321
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:40,000
Yuk, those poor lions!
322
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:44,100
Be careful, there are many patrols!
Hide the wagon!
323
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,750
Not to worry, this chap is
a good friend of mine.
324
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:04,000
- Knock a knock!
- Who is there?
- Just that!
- Just is who?
325
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,500
Just open the drawer and I'll tell you.
326
00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,550
Anticlimax, what a fair
wind blows you in my way?
327
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:15,900
Shh the town in complete scrolling with
patrols of Romans, there are two Gauls,
can you put us up?
328
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:19,900
You've got Gauls, come in!
Take a load off your feet!
329
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:23,700
Welcome, my name is Samueltrix but
they call me Gaulix because I'm from south Gaul.
330
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:27,100
My home is on the top, but the bottom
dropped out of the olive market.
331
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,720
So I came to Londonium to try the little business....
332
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:35,000
I hate to interrupt you, old top, but the
fact is we have to hide this.
You understand? Hide this barrel!
333
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,200
Oh, very easy, nothing to it, I'll put it
down in the cellar along with my wine...
334
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,650
from Gaul, and when it's OK, I've got
a little wine for you to taste.
335
00:36:42,650 --> 00:36:46,000
It's liquid sunshine, from my
neighbour's shore from a humble village.
336
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,450
For the Briton freight it with their mint sauce.
337
00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:52,000
They are crazy to drink it with
their mint sauce....
338
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:57,900
Hey Asterix he is not going to give us boar
with mint sauce, he wouldn't do that?
339
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:23,650
I got genuine delicacies imported from
Gaul, wait till you see what I got.
340
00:37:23,650 --> 00:37:30,000
If you somebody heard taste, old friend
merchandise, sausages direct from
Niece and Lyon...
341
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,700
good smoked ham from Dijon,
take a whiff, it's a breath from home.
342
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:38,600
Home!
343
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,450
Say could that be a patrol of Romans?
344
00:37:43,450 --> 00:37:48,400
A Roman patrol, that's what I say.
345
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:51,350
In great Caesar's name, open the door!
346
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,400
Just a second, get in there.
347
00:37:55,500 --> 00:38:01,350
You guys look like what the cat
dragged in!
Lets have a little dignity!
348
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:07,850
Hey come on! Open up!
They must....
Oh, that's it!
349
00:38:08,050 --> 00:38:10,000
At last, what were you doing?
350
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,060
I was heating up some of beer.
351
00:38:16,300 --> 00:38:21,650
All right, search the joint, we want
three guys, a barrel and a dog.
352
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,200
- Asterix?
- Shht!
353
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:28,250
- It's time of getting home!
- Shht!
354
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:34,100
Didn't find anybody Decurion.
There are a lot of barrels though.
355
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,450
Confiscate all of them.
Take them to the palace.
356
00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:40,860
I go in so much of trouble to get all these
wonderful wines imported,
357
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:43,700
and what do you do?
You take them all away!
358
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,900
You break my life, Decurion.
359
00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:50,850
I've written on my door about my wine.
Now I wouldn't see them again.
Now they're gone forever!
360
00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:55,550
You'll see us again, if your name is on
the one holding magic potion.
361
00:38:55,550 --> 00:39:04,600
I only hope that you aren't hiding the one
we're looking for!
You should have stayed home!
362
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:09,300
I can't stand it, nothing to drink,
I'm ruined, ruined.
363
00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:13,900
Oh no, not quite!
There's still plenty to eat.
364
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,800
There, General, all the barrels
from the whole city, are there!
365
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,200
Have our soldier's taste what's in every
single one,
366
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:48,600
till we know which one of them
contains the magic potion.
367
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Carry out your orders!
368
00:39:53,900 --> 00:40:00,000
Soldiers of Rome, your duty is before
you, you drink to taste and you report
anything unsual.
369
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:06,800
Prepare to attack!
Now in good order and discipline!
370
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,460
Open barrel!
371
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,000
Dip cup!
Withdraw cup.
372
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Drink!
373
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,550
Advance a step!
Another step!
374
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,400
Open barrel!
375
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,500
Dip cup!
Withdraw cup!
Drink!
376
00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:43,100
We have to get that barrel before
the Romans locate the magic potion,
377
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:49,000
is the palace very far away?
- No, not at all, just a few hundred feet, about!
378
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,200
Whose feet?
379
00:40:50,700 --> 00:40:56,200
The Romans measure in paces,
in here we measure in feet.
It's jolly traditional, that's all!
380
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,150
They count everyone's feet?
381
00:40:58,150 --> 00:41:02,400
In actual fact there are six feet in one
Roman pace, old chap.
382
00:41:02,850 --> 00:41:05,000
These Britons are crazy.
383
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:13,100
Legionaries, withdraw cup!
384
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:42,100
Who wants to fight me?
Come on! Take that.
385
00:42:03,850 --> 00:42:11,850
Gaulix, Grosslix, Gaulix!
Oh, yeah!
386
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:16,300
Here I haven't tried this one yet.
387
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,800
- Not bad, not bad at all!
- Well, how about letting me taste that one?
388
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,350
No it's mine, get lost, it's my barrel,
it's my barrel, no tasting from my...
389
00:42:36,350 --> 00:42:40,200
barrel, I'll show you, I'm the strongest.
390
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:48,100
Huh, yeah! Anyone who drinks some of mine
is going to get it!
391
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:53,700
Because I am the strongest!
392
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,500
- Is it much further?
- A hop skip and a jump. But I fear
the sentries might make it awkward.
393
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,650
We can always bump them on the head.
394
00:43:00,650 --> 00:43:03,450
That is a good idea.
395
00:43:07,300 --> 00:43:08,410
Hi there!
396
00:43:09,300 --> 00:43:13,300
We are the, we have come
here to...
Thank you!
397
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,600
These Romans are really crazy!
398
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:27,500
Does anybody else want a taste out
of my barrel? Well, come on try it.
399
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:31,550
Come one! Dare you! I am
the Olympic champ, nobody else?
400
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,300
What went on here?
401
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:42,450
Come on, hey there you two fat guys,
come on I'll be waiting to you two...
402
00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:48,200
There's not two fat guys, there's
only one and he's not fat.
403
00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:54,800
Look here Obelix, Gaulix, Gaulix
there are all his barrels. Only
which is the right one?!
404
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,500
Yeah, let's taste them and see.
405
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:03,200
We can't stay here, its dangerous.
406
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,420
It've been dangerous, but it's good.
407
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,250
Come on, help me load all of these
on the cart, stop drinking the wine.
408
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:16,050
Obelix, I said do not drink, these are
not good for you. help bring the barrel.
409
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,600
Now, the most important thing
is not to attract any attention.
410
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:33,180
Hallowed, it just never out of winter!
411
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Obelix, don't sing, cut it out.
412
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:47,600
- Don't sing!
- Why do you talk to me like that?
You don't love me any more, Asterix?
413
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:54,900
Oh, of course I love you, Obelix,
do not cry, but if don't go on singing
attracting every Roman in town.
414
00:44:54,900 --> 00:44:59,480
I love you Asterix, and whenever the Romans
start to touch a hair on your head,
415
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:03,200
I'll feed the mash potatoes in their lives after.
416
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,200
Oh dear! Yet another patrol of Romans.
417
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,500
That's the rock and roll Roman patrol.
418
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:25,500
don't touch my friend, Asterix!
Don’t touch a hair on his head!
419
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:29,800
- A Gaul, he could be the one we're after.
- He'd better watch it.
420
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:34,560
- Arrest that man in the name of Caesar.
- Here we go again.
421
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,300
Tallyho.
422
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:50,900
An unattended cart, how fortunate
for an unattended cart thief.
423
00:45:50,900 --> 00:45:53,300
Bash the Roman noses and sell!
424
00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:03,050
Asterix, I'm getting sleepy.
425
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:09,600
Oh, poor Obelix, there're so many
ghosts need keep right into his head.
426
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,010
He'll have a headache.
427
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,010
What, what's wrong.
428
00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:18,810
Isn't that our cart?
429
00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:25,650
Yes, it is. We'll see to that later.
Let's get Obelix over to Gaulix's.
430
00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:32,010
That mangy hound.
431
00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,250
Legionaries!
432
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:18,200
You're the dregs of the Roman army,
you're nothing but barbarians!
433
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,800
You're a bunch of nothing!
434
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:26,500
When Caesar hears about this,
he'll feed all of you to the lions!
435
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:34,150
I don't mind being fed to the lions
if only he wouldn't shout.
436
00:47:34,150 --> 00:47:35,770
Huh?
437
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:40,000
The only ones that are still missing
are those belonging to Gaulix.
438
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,650
Search his place and arrest
anyone there, think you can do that?
439
00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:50,300
Uh?
440
00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:03,600
Well, poor Obelix, no wonder he
was thirsty, he had all of my sausages,
441
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:07,550
salted cuts, my smoked cured hams,
as well as my anchovies.
442
00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:12,900
Don't! Just let him sleep, we'll go
look for the cart, right, let's go!
443
00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:31,100
We have gone round and round this town
till I am dizzy, and there is
no sign of that barrel.
444
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,300
Where could you hide it?
445
00:48:40,900 --> 00:48:46,000
- I say, can you see what I can see?
- Gaulix, what a stroke of good luck!
446
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:51,600
Yes, you're lucky!
There isn't much wine around, the Romans
have confiscated it. Have a little taste?
447
00:48:55,900 --> 00:49:00,900
- No, just wine.
- That's it! What did you think?
Though I am a wine seller.
448
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:04,100
Wine seller, where did you get it,
I mean Gaulix isn't your name?
449
00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:08,950
Oh, I have an excellent fellow who sells it.
But actually, I can't reveal his...
450
00:49:08,950 --> 00:49:13,300
- Who is the fellow that sell you the wine?
- Mister honest Fiddlesticks, I don't
451
00:49:13,300 --> 00:49:16,770
know where he bought that wine from,
he lives at Via Bandit 16.
452
00:49:16,900 --> 00:49:20,860
-16 Via Bandit!
- Another spot of good luck, it isn't all that far.
453
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,900
Well, right now we have to go get Obelix.
454
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:31,600
- I say we are frightfully indebted to you, chap!
- Jolly glad that I was of any help!
455
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,380
Oh, it looks like an army
has marched through here.
456
00:49:41,580 --> 00:49:43,570
Psst!
- What?
457
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:48,650
It was the Romans, they searched the
place, destroyed it and they took...
458
00:49:48,650 --> 00:49:53,850
Gaulix away with a large Gaul still snoring.
- Where?
459
00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:58,300
To prison, the tower of Londinium.
460
00:49:58,970 --> 00:50:02,950
No Obelix, the prisoner of the Romans!
461
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,100
Where am I?
462
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:41,850
In the tower of Londinium, nobody
ever escapes the day they die.
463
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:46,650
But even if they cook us in a mint sauce,
I wouldn't say anything, not one word.
464
00:50:46,650 --> 00:50:50,150
to the dummy Romans. Don't worry, they can not talk to us! Shall I tell these Roman don't worry!
465
00:50:50,150 --> 00:50:55,200
Oh don't shout, it hurts, too!
466
00:50:55,900 --> 00:51:03,100
Where is Asterix? We mustn't stay here,
Asterix is going to worry.
467
00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:09,500
He always worries about me, I had better go and
find Asterix, the sooner the better.
468
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,900
Anyhow I need a little fresh air.
469
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:19,380
Look it!
You are a little crazy, you forget the chains.
470
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,490
You attached to these chains?
471
00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:35,950
If you want this nice door to stay the way
it is, open it up, because we're leaving.
472
00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:42,550
I warmed you, let's go Gaulix.
473
00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,890
The big guy!
474
00:52:18,820 --> 00:52:26,050
- Obelix where are you?
- I'm down here Asterix, I'm coming up.
475
00:52:26,770 --> 00:52:29,750
No, don't! I'm coming down.
476
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:36,770
Oh no, he's coming back up
477
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:46,730
Very educational, a visit to the tower
of Londinium, wouldn't you say?
478
00:52:47,650 --> 00:52:51,300
Honest Asterix, I'm really
sorry about all this.
479
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:54,460
You didn't do anything Obelix, nothing.
480
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:59,900
I'm glad he didn't do anything,
because the headache could be one!
481
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:24,300
What, got away?! Now you listen, you go
get those guys or I'll drown you in warm beer.
482
00:53:24,300 --> 00:53:28,900
And stop breaking all my statues.
483
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:37,600
Britons, Gauls, drunken Gauls, broken statues,
it's too much for one little General!
484
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,800
Some day it's a little worse getting up!
485
00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:12,900
Have I got a wine for you, gun,
and the price is right;
you know what I mean a good deal.
486
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:17,600
Here for you I give you an oxen cart
into the bargain, gun,
in a contrary price of mad!
487
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,900
how many was that you want it?
Just one.
488
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:35,100
- Decurion, do we arrest them.
- Not yet, they're looking for it,
so we watch them.
489
00:55:45,100 --> 00:55:50,000
You're a lucky lad, wait till you taste it!
You'll be glad you did business with honest fellow!
490
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:53,600
It's been quite a good day.
491
00:56:02,300 --> 00:56:04,350
That dog again! I'll get him!
492
00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:10,600
Come here, little dog, right over here and
I'll get rid of you once and for all.
493
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:21,250
No good!
We have the numbers, they all look alike!
494
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:31,800
There it is.
495
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:46,600
- It says xvi.
- No it's a number, it's 16. That is
how they write it.
496
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:52,400
- They're crazy these Britons!
- They're not Britons, they are
Roman's numerals, Obelix.
497
00:56:52,700 --> 00:56:56,650
Huh, I knew these Romans are crazy.
498
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:06,600
- I say....
- If, would you, these gentlemen, who go to explain around this surprising behavior?
499
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:11,400
Awfully sorry, that appears we have made
a find error, is this 16?
500
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,700
In actual fact, no crater able as it has in it 17.
501
00:57:14,700 --> 00:57:19,500
Unfortunately, one of the 'I' has dropped off, what
left is 16 and there's an end to it.
502
00:57:19,700 --> 00:57:26,200
- We are so awfully embarrassed this whole thing judged and done inferior, then.
- Brother, oh well, then it's true loose!
503
00:57:27,450 --> 00:57:31,900
I say that you'll do remind me to
put back that blasted 'I' there, good gal.
504
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:37,600
I believe I should have a a lovely cup of
hot water with a spot of milk,
so good with our boiled meat.
505
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,300
X-V-I, we are wrong again.
506
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:47,400
- Well, this is it!
- Well, if you say so!
507
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:55,900
Oh, Dogmatix!
508
00:58:00,150 --> 00:58:03,350
Who are you, whose right that
you got barging in here?
509
00:58:03,350 --> 00:58:07,190
What have you been doing
to my little doggie?
510
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:12,600
- Are you the one who stole Gaulix's wine?
- Oh no, you've got the wrong bloke.
511
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,880
Then what is this?
512
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:28,300
- No it is just wine.
- Where is the rest?
513
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,000
You're gonna talk!
514
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:36,700
Have you noticed how uncommonly
noisy our neighbours are today?
Most unusual!
515
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:39,230
Oh quite, milk in your hot water?
516
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:43,110
You talk, you talk, you talk!
517
00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:50,300
You know I rather hope he does talk,
making a dreadful racket.
518
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:52,300
I'll talk, I'll talk, I'll talk.
519
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,800
Oh, I say he has made a corking
good decision, very supporting!
520
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:01,200
I'll give you a list of all my customers, Gaul.
Now, you can't say I'm a nag, can you? can you?
521
00:59:01,900 --> 00:59:06,350
Thank you! Here is the list of everything
I stole this year....
522
00:59:06,350 --> 00:59:08,550
And out, the barrel!
523
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:14,300
The first name on the list is
Caledonium, what is that?
524
00:59:14,450 --> 00:59:19,350
Quite simple, old chaps!
They are playing against Durovernum
for the 5-time championship.
525
00:59:19,350 --> 00:59:20,500
Five somthing what?
526
00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:27,250
- No, do we arrest those Gauls?
- No they haven't got the barrel yet.
When did they do?
527
00:59:27,700 --> 00:59:34,990
We will all off to the game,
Oh I say jolly exciting!
528
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:50,200
- As civilians they won't recognize us.
- The Decurion said dress like civilians.
529
00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:54,300
Oh yes, so I'm dressed like a civilian.
530
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:04,500
Tell me cousin, what do they
do in this game, is it complicated?
531
01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:08,850
Quite a simple game really, the chaps
in two teams of 15 each and...
532
01:00:08,850 --> 01:00:12,550
they use a jolly old pumpkin in the shape
of an orange, now the object is...
533
01:00:12,550 --> 01:00:17,500
to propel the pumpkin as best you can,
all the way to your opponent's goal.
534
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:22,900
I say the Caledonian bagpipes,
we are in for a treat.
535
01:00:35,300 --> 01:00:39,000
And that is the sacred goose,
folklore and all that.
536
01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:48,600
Oh yes! And there's the sacred
hen of Durovernum.
537
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,150
Here come the players.
538
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:11,500
And now, he's the druid umpire, he signals the
kick-off and then they start the game.
539
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:31,300
Oh, bravo!
That is an intelligent game,
we ought to play this in Gaul.
540
01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:42,600
That's a penalty, unnecessary roughness.
541
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:48,800
- Look, he's only pretending.
- No he's not pretending! Out for the cup!
542
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,100
Stretcher!
543
01:01:53,900 --> 01:01:57,200
Look that could be the right stuff.
544
01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:05,300
Let's go, Hipihiphurras!
Have a bit of this.
545
01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:08,970
Now we will see if it is the magic potion.
546
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:22,700
Hey there lad, Aren't you the one who
smashed in my head on my whack.
547
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:29,380
It's not whether you win,
it's how you play the game.
548
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,600
It is the magic potion, let's go cousin.
549
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:54,000
He actually scored a try, good chap,
now I'll say he'll try for the conversion.
550
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:12,750
- And what are you doing down here?
- I got hit by this one crazy bird.
551
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,700
- Legionaries in civilian dress, get them!
- Me too?
552
01:03:29,100 --> 01:03:34,000
- I will buy this barrel
- No, no! We need it for the players, they 're thirsty.
553
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,350
- I seize it for Caesar!
- Romans! Hey, Obelix!
554
01:03:38,500 --> 01:03:41,630
Here I come.
555
01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:47,600
Stop that bloke!
He don't stand a chance!
556
01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:59,300
Bring back my barrel!
557
01:04:00,100 --> 01:04:04,600
Obelix, old boy!
Might I suggest you return
the pumpkin so they can get on with it.
558
01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:08,200
- Do I have to?
- I'm afraid so!
559
01:04:10,460 --> 01:04:12,520
A little help, legionaries!
560
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:37,500
Oh, what frightfully good luck chaps,
in an hour we should be in my village!
561
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:47,390
I Say that wouldn't be a
Roman galley, would it?
562
01:04:50,100 --> 01:04:55,330
- I think you've got one option left, surrender.
- We will never surrender!
563
01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:59,190
Go on, lads!
Cast the first stone!
564
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Good shot, you hit the barrel.
565
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:42,660
Now I've got good news for you.
566
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:49,500
The potion has been destroyed, all of it
in the river, we drowned all of them, Sir!
567
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:57,650
- At last success, that's splendid!
Move all of our forces to Artelus!
- At once, General!
568
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:04,270
We attack that village tomorrow at dawn.
569
01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,400
This time the Roman win I guess.
570
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:28,990
I sure want to bash a good Roman or two.
571
01:06:30,100 --> 01:06:34,400
I say, all this is just a bit unfortunate
for my village isn't it?
572
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:37,000
Uh, pity!
573
01:06:37,450 --> 01:06:41,250
Even if we don't have our magic potion
we can still defend your village...
574
01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:46,750
against the legion of Romans, right!
Look, now I'm talking like you.
575
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:56,550
Uh! It just doesn't seem fair, to get so close,
after all we've been through it.
576
01:06:56,650 --> 01:07:02,350
All our adventures, Romans and pirates
and Phoenician and all for nothing.
577
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:08,300
- Yeah!
- Wait! Phoenician, I have an idea!
578
01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:13,680
- What is that?
- To the village, quick! There is no time to loose.
579
01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:27,650
The Romans will be attacking
any time now and still no word...
580
01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:32,600
from Anticlimax, it's getting serious!
No hope, we're lost!
581
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:45,600
- Oh, I say...
- Shhhh.
- Dogmatix, you'll be quiet now, shh!
582
01:07:47,300 --> 01:07:49,500
Halt, who goes there?
583
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,800
- We'll die a sword in hand, when we get smile.
- You're dam right!
584
01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,800
- Hi!
- Hello, hello, hello!
585
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:07,400
Anticlimax, I'm besides myself with
worry, I can't tell you how glad I am!
586
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:12,300
- Dear lad, welcome back.
- Actually, I'm rather glad to be back, oh Chief!
587
01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:16,250
Well, lets get right away.
Have you got the potion?
588
01:08:17,300 --> 01:08:21,300
Uh, that is right here, I will make it up.
589
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,650
Ah, splendid, good show!
I shall go and assemble the men.
590
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:33,000
- As matter of fact, cousin, we haven't got it?
- You got to make it?
Can you make the magic potion?
591
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,900
- Oh I see, you will use the Oriental herbs.
- I will explain it all later.
592
01:08:38,200 --> 01:08:43,850
- Now Obelix go get some water.
- That's right, don't tell me anything!
593
01:08:43,850 --> 01:08:48,930
I'll be a good sport taking and carry,
get this, get that...
594
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,930
Legionaries!
595
01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:10,150
Attention, our enemies have lost
their secret weapon, the magic potion,
596
01:09:10,150 --> 01:09:15,610
the Gauls will not assist them,
now we will face absolutely no danger.
597
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:21,200
It will be a real pleasure,
we'll enjoy this one.
598
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:29,900
Well, I guess it's ready.
599
01:09:37,850 --> 01:09:42,450
Uh!
I can honestly say it's delicious.
600
01:09:44,550 --> 01:09:49,000
Now, we need only sit back and wait for
the Romans to attack.
601
01:09:52,200 --> 01:09:56,130
Would you mind awfully if
I had a spot of milk in potion?
602
01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:09,000
Legionaries!
Form a square!
603
01:10:09,500 --> 01:10:13,550
Ready to attack!
Form a triangle!
604
01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:19,960
Attack them!
605
01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:35,000
Halt there, we are here Romans!
606
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:39,450
And we all eat our magic potion.
607
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,700
Hey, who said you could go into a circle?
608
01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:47,800
- He said they've got the magic potion!
- I know them, they are crazy, these Gauls!
609
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:50,500
I will need asterisk points his tough.
610
01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:53,550
I don't mind fighting when we
win but this is ridiculous!
611
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:59,000
The beans must be cooked with tiny little
slices of cured bacon, we don't use too much...
612
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,700
then we need cheese and that's all.
613
01:11:00,900 --> 01:11:04,450
Now cut that out, attack!
614
01:11:04,450 --> 01:11:10,800
You heard him, attack, obey your chief,
go on, come on attack!
615
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,800
If you don't attack us then
we will attack you!
616
01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:18,800
- Obelix, they are only guests here.
- I know, then guests go first!
617
01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,900
- They are coming
- Is it too late to get a transfer?
618
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:28,640
Hey my teeth! Ah too late!
619
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:43,550
Re-enlist, they told me, a chance
to see the world all I see is stars.
620
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:50,270
You are a disgrace,
made me look like a fool.
621
01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:56,900
Thanks to you my friend.
But you Asterix, with your magical
potion, we beat them at their own game.
622
01:11:56,900 --> 01:12:01,450
Well, you know it wasn't exactly
genuine magic potion.
623
01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:09,450
Uh, I rather thought so!
Yes, but all my warriors felt strong as
gods and that's real courage.
624
01:12:09,450 --> 01:12:15,600
Send me some more of those little
herbs, though, fellow!
I will declare it our national beverage.
625
01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:21,000
I say, don't go yet! We'll hold a feast to
your honour prepare all our specialities....
626
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:28,100
While with mint sauce and we'll have
mounds of beer, and all of it nicely heated
till it is just right.
627
01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:31,790
No let's go home!
628
01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:37,350
Uh, thank you!
We would like to stay with the seat!
Only he's too hungry, come over and see us.
629
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:40,190
Obelix, wait for me!
630
01:12:40,500 --> 01:12:45,450
I say that's what I call a Gaul,
only that, of course, they are Gauls.
631
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:54,900
Aye! There are Gau-... Gau-!
Anyway they are coming so fast,
we won't see them.
632
01:12:55,100 --> 01:12:56,400
They are Goals, Goals!
633
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,300
They're Gauls, you say?
634
01:13:00,450 --> 01:13:03,450
Asterix, what is that pirate captain doing?
635
01:13:05,230 --> 01:13:10,350
This time I won, you're
too late to sink my ship!
636
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:16,470
These pirates are crazy.
637
01:13:40,990 --> 01:13:47,000
- I see! So you gave them something hot?
- Yes I did, that Phoenician herbs.
638
01:13:47,250 --> 01:13:51,400
And I've still got some. Druid Getafix,
have you ever seen this?
639
01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:57,900
Oh yes, it's called tea.
Oh, It'll never catch on...
640
01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:01,150
these English!
Oh, no these Britons!
641
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,500
β™
642
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:28,150
β™
643
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:32,100
β™
644
01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:35,550
β™
645
01:14:35,850 --> 01:14:39,450
β™
646
01:14:39,450 --> 01:14:43,250
β™
647
01:14:43,250 --> 01:14:46,860
β™
648
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:49,950
β™
649
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:58,000
β™
650
01:14:58,100 --> 01:15:05,250
β™
651
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,070
Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player
59653
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Javanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof