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- Anything?
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- No.
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- Huh, I don't get why
it's not working yet.
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Okay, read it off again.
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- Oh, here we go.
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Did we calibrate the rear glass?
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- Yes.
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- 35 millimeter camera
attachment secured?
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- Definitely.
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- Took the lens cap off?
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- Yeah, of course we
took the lens cap off.
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What do you think we are?
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But I think I do
know what's wrong.
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Maybe we just need a
little Kipler elbow rub.
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- What's a Kipler elbow rub?
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- Observe, my son.
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Okay, so my father taught me
this and now I'm teaching you.
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So you take your elbow,
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and you just rub at the
problem area, right?
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Pay attention to the elbow.
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You paying attention?
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- Yup.
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- All the action
is in the elbow.
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And you snap and that should do it.
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Take another look.
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- It's working.
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- Yeah,
Kipler elbow rub.
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- No sign of the comet, though.
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- Hey, patience, okay?
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Jesper's Comet
has been traveling
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almost 10 years to get here.
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It'll get here.
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Hey.
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Listen, kiddo.
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There's actually something
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I've been meaning to
talk to you about.
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So your mom and I-
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- Whose car is that?
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- Oh, okay.
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Stay here.
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I'll be right back, 'kay?
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- But the comet!
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- 30 Seconds.
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Start the countdown, 'kay?
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- 30, 29
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28, 27.
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Dad, it's here!
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Dad!
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Mom! Dad!
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Oh.
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Oh, come on.
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- Calvin!
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- Mom?
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- Calvin!
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- No!
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Mom! Dad! Come back!
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- Itsy, you doubt me?
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- Okay.
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- Okay, I need a bathroom break.
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- I need to pee.
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Can we pull over, Dad?
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I need the bathroom.
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- I need to go pee!
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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- Bathroom break.
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- Again?
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We just stopped
like 30 minutes ago.
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- Okay, well I need to go again.
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- Maybe you have a UTI.
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You know, they make you urinate
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two to three times
more than usual.
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- Evan, I don't have a UTI.
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- We're only about 20
minutes from our new house.
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Can you wait?
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- No, I cannot wait.
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- Definitely sounds like
a urinary tract infection.
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Okay.
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Looks like there's a convenience
store .2 miles up the road.
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Maybe we can all grab
a snack while Itsy
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flushes out her system.
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- How do you even know
how to use this thing?
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And this map is probably
outdated anyway.
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- I see it!
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Good job, kiddo.
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- It's called orienteering, sis.
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Might be worth looking into
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now that the big city's
bye-bye. Forever.
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- Shut up.
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- Ever!
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- Evan!
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- Would you
please let me out?
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- Any other song.
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- Bus leaves
in seven minutes.
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- Got it.
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- Hey, did you
get anything good?
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- I doubt there's
anything good to shoot
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in Puddle Falls anyways.
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- It's Pebble Falls,
and I see what you mean.
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These are the best
that I managed.
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- Too bad.
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- All aboard.
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Let's go kids.
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Let's get to that house.
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Maybe we can check out
those bathrooms, too.
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- Oh my gosh.
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- There we go.
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- There it is!
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- Looks even bigger
than it did on Craigslist.
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- You guys.
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- Hey, Itsy, got
your weed-pulling hands ready?
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Pull some cactus too, maybe.
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Look at that.
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- There's a jackrabbit.
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Dibs!
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I dibsed it.
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It's mine.
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- It's perfect!
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It's a real fixer-upper.
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Just like Chip and Joanna.
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- Yep.
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- Pretty great
view from up here!
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- Oh my gosh!
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Evan get down from there!
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- How's
the roof look, bud?
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- Pretty great shape, I'd say!
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- Oh, we're lucky.
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Everyone says a good roof is
critical to a nice, easy flip.
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- I'd like to give
you a nice, easy flip.
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- Honey!
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- This roof feels solid.
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- Evan?
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Where are you?
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- I'm in my room.
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I think we're gonna have
to replace the insulation.
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- Hey, Its, why don't
you take a picture of us
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in front of the house?
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Evan, it's picture time!
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- Ah, there he is.
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- Okay, ready?
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Everyone say, dream home.
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- Dream home!
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- Oh.
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I guess we'll have to
adopt the countryside's
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open-door policy.
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- Oh, I get it.
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- Oh my gosh, Its,
did you hear that?
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- Somebody save me.
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- Itsy!
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- Coming.
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- Hey, sweetheart, can you
run over to the neighbors
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and ask to borrow a hammer?
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- And maybe a screwdriver.
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- And some duct tape,
and a handful of screws.
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- Heck, a spare door
if they've got one.
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- Why can't we just go
to the hardware store?
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- Uh, well, the hardware
store's about two hours away
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and we still have to unpack,
and do all that stuff.
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- It'll be good for us
to meet the neighbors.
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- And by us, you mean me, right?
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- Uh, no.
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I mean you and Lewis and Clark.
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- Orienteering.
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Remember?
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Remember the maps and stuff?
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- Yeah, I remember.
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- Have fun.
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- We've been walking
for 10 minutes
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and I haven't seen
a single neighbor.
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- A single human neighbor.
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We've seen prairie
dogs, gophers,
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sparrows, and grasshoppers-
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- I'm gonna die out here!
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- Hey, look.
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There's a neighbor.
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Looks like the road
curves up and around.
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Oh, offroading.
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I'm right behind ya.
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Another common neighbor is
the prairie rattlesnake,
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who will not
hesitate to bite you-
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- Shut up, Evan.
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Let's go to this house.
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- Hello.
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- I think there's
someone back here.
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You know, on second thought,
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tomorrow might be a better
day for an adventure.
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- I thought you
liked adventuring.
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Let's go.
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- Come on, Itsy.
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I just wanna go home.
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- Evan, it's fine.
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- I've got a bad feeling
about this place.
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- Evan, I thought you
wanted to come out here.
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- I just don't want...
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- I think there's
someone in there.
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- Oh, really?
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What gave that away?
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The mysterious noises, or
the blood-curdling scream?
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- Okay, Ev, can you just
help me open the door?
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- Hard pass.
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- Evan!
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- Okay, can we go now?
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- No.
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What does that say?
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Unidentified flying object-
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- Intruder alert!
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- No, let go of me!
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Save yourself!
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- Okay, let's go!
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- It smelled of dust,
talcum powder, and danger.
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But I had to know
what was in that shed.
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- You were terrified.
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- Of course.
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But what is bravery but
courage in the face of fear?
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So I pulled open that
40-pound hinged door-
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- We pulled open.
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- I pulled open that
40-pound hinged door
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and single-handedly battled
that masked villain.
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And then I shouted,
"Save yourself, Itsy.
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"I'll save you."
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- Good job, kiddo.
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- Then I grabbed him.
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- I'm sure it was real scary.
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I'll check it out.
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- I'm gonna die here, Mom.
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Die.
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- I'll have your
father go check it out,
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I'm sure the neighbors were
just in the middle of something.
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- That's not what I mean.
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I have to get back to the city.
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There's nothing here for me.
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- Nothing but
possibilities, you mean.
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You can do whatever
you want here.
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You should take the extra room
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and turn it into a darkroom
for your photographs.
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That'll be fun.
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- I can't stay here.
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And the second I
graduate, I'm gone.
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- Uh huh.
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With what money?
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- Scholarship money.
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- Oh, I like the sound of that.
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Does that mean you're
gonna study more?
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- No!
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- You're not going to die, Itsy.
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- I am.
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- Things are gonna
get better soon.
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- Soon is a relative term.
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I need you to be more specific.
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- Hm, tomorrow.
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- What's tomorrow?
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- First day of school.
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- I am not going
to school tomorrow.
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- Have fun
at school, guys.
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- Shall we?
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- You're not in high school.
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- Pebble Falls is K through 12,
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and that includes me, baby.
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- Okay.
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- Micah Merrill, please
report to the front desk.
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- Is something funny?
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- Oh, not at all.
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We're just wondering if you're
sure you wanted to sit there.
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You're welcome to
come sit with us.
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By the looks of things,
it's gonna take a little bit
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for you to make friends,
but I'm happy to help out.
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For now.
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- You know, you guys seem
really cool, but I'm good here.
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- Suit yourself.
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- How was everybody's weekend?
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I said, how was
everybody's weekend?
271
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,764
- Good.
272
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,332
- Who said that?
273
00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:56,470
Oh, you must be one
of our new students.
274
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:57,771
Would you like to stand up
275
00:13:57,838 --> 00:14:00,774
and tell us a little
about yourself?
276
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:08,281
- Um, my
name is Itsy Levan.
277
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,416
I'm 17.
278
00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:12,153
My dream job
279
00:14:12,220 --> 00:14:13,353
is to work at the "New York
Times" as a journalist.
280
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,454
- No, no, no, no, no.
281
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,289
That's too "new kid at school."
282
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,691
Just tell us your name
283
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:20,393
and three things you
think are cheujy,
284
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,462
and what cheujy means.
285
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,764
- You mean cheugy?
286
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,169
- Mr. Kipler, if you
can't use the doorknob
287
00:14:28,236 --> 00:14:31,304
like everyone else, you need
to remove whatever apparatus
288
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,573
is preventing you from doing so.
289
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,642
- It's not an
apparatus, Mr. Sterman,
290
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,811
it's my gravity
equilibrium suit.
291
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,013
I need to acclimate.
292
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,149
- Do they not have
doorknobs in space?
293
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,717
Calvin, get your butt in here!
294
00:14:43,784 --> 00:14:46,653
- Okay, okay, hold on.
295
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,561
- Glad you could make it.
296
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:56,998
I'm sure the commute from the
stratosphere was terrible.
297
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,465
- You mean the exosphere?
298
00:14:58,532 --> 00:14:59,833
The stratosphere is the
layer right above us.
299
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,434
Nothing orbits in
the stratosphere.
300
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,869
- What is that smell?
301
00:15:02,937 --> 00:15:04,838
- Oh it's uh, coconut
oil and squid ink.
302
00:15:04,906 --> 00:15:06,140
A natural lubricant
303
00:15:06,207 --> 00:15:07,641
for me to slip in and
out of my spacesuits.
304
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,342
- Just take a seat, Mr. Kipler.
305
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,477
- Okay.
306
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,513
- Still happy with
your seat choice?
307
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:15,849
- Oh, whoops, sorry.
308
00:15:15,917 --> 00:15:16,716
- Eww!
309
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:17,651
Oh, eww!
310
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:21,122
- So
today is the 11th.
311
00:15:21,189 --> 00:15:22,522
So you know what that means?
312
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,524
That's right, it's
group activity day.
313
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,261
Yeah, yeah, you
expressive radical.
314
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,628
Get it?
315
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:31,565
Little mathematics
joke for you guys.
316
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:36,304
Anywho, since you all didn't
like that last scenario-
317
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,006
- How did you find
my command center?
318
00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:40,340
- Hmm?
319
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,676
- That was you outside
my shed, right?
320
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,146
You hit my arm with a stick.
321
00:15:45,213 --> 00:15:46,546
- Oh, yeah!
322
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,915
Sorry, me and my brother
323
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:50,184
were just looking
for a screwdriver.
324
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:51,384
And a door.
325
00:15:52,153 --> 00:15:53,753
So what was going on in there?
326
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,488
- Uh, it's top secret for
anyone who isn't a friendly.
327
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,791
- Well, I come in peace.
328
00:15:57,858 --> 00:15:59,060
- How do you know about that?
329
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,194
- About what?
330
00:16:00,261 --> 00:16:01,728
- The galactic sign for peace.
331
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,530
I mean, I'm glad that I
can trust someone else
332
00:16:03,597 --> 00:16:06,433
on this planet, but where'd
you learn about that?
333
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,702
- From "Star Trek?"
334
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,239
- What trek, and to what star?
335
00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:12,907
- All
right, everyone.
336
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,674
You and the person sitting
next to you have 15 minutes
337
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,978
to figure out how
long it takes a ship
338
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:20,181
traveling at the speed of
light to get to Jupiter.
339
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:21,581
Go!
340
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,851
- Okay, so it says
that the speed of light
341
00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:27,420
is one billion, eighty
million kilometers an hour-
342
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,356
- Wrong.
343
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,957
It is one billion,
344
00:16:30,024 --> 00:16:31,625
seventy nine million
kilometers per hour, actually.
345
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:32,759
- But the teacher-
346
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,262
- Is a adequate math teacher,
347
00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:35,562
however, he is woefully ignorant
348
00:16:35,629 --> 00:16:37,464
when it comes to
interstellar travel.
349
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,333
- Oh, what, and
you're an expert?
350
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,168
- As a matter of fact, I am.
351
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:44,272
- Okay, well then you
can figure this one out.
352
00:16:44,338 --> 00:16:45,872
- All right.
353
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,707
Well, first we have to adjust
the size of the vessel.
354
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,376
- We do?
355
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,843
- Well, yeah.
356
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,312
Any spacecraft traveling
at the speed of light
357
00:16:51,379 --> 00:16:52,746
it has to be at
least 1/3 the size
358
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,216
of today's clunky,
120-meter rocketships.
359
00:16:55,283 --> 00:16:58,485
So like, what, 50 meters?
360
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:00,187
- 40.
361
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,224
You can calculate space
travel but not fractions?
362
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,525
- Fractions will be obsolete
within the next 100 years.
363
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,162
So, what day will it be leaving?
364
00:17:08,229 --> 00:17:09,163
- I don't know.
365
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:10,597
Why does that matter?
366
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:12,199
- Because depending
on the time of year,
367
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,203
Jupiter will obviously be in
a different orbital position.
368
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,905
- Yes?
369
00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:19,073
- What day is the
spacecraft leaving?
370
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,041
- Why does that matter?
371
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,044
- Okay, yeah.
372
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,979
Because depending
on the time of year,
373
00:17:25,046 --> 00:17:27,514
Jupiter will obviously be in
a different orbital position.
374
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,250
- Huh, that's a great point.
375
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:30,952
Let's say tomorrow.
376
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:32,920
- So if we were
leaving tomorrow,
377
00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:35,655
it would be about 900 million
kilometers away from Jupiter.
378
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,024
- But the board says 1,200.
379
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,125
- Wrong again.
380
00:17:38,192 --> 00:17:39,826
Our spacecraft will be traveling
381
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,095
to Jupiter's future location,
so the curved flight path
382
00:17:41,162 --> 00:17:42,662
will be 1.4 times longer.
383
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,532
We would get there in about
an hour and 15 minutes.
384
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,335
- How do you know all this?
385
00:17:47,401 --> 00:17:48,903
- Just common sense, really.
386
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:53,207
- If it was common sense,
I would know it, too.
387
00:17:53,274 --> 00:17:58,045
- You know, maybe you should
go on more "Star Treks."
388
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,117
- I'm Heather.
389
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,120
- I'm Itsy.
390
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:07,587
- I know.
391
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:09,256
I feel really good about
us being besties now.
392
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:11,225
Especially 'cause I was the
lead in this years' play,
393
00:18:11,292 --> 00:18:13,961
"My Fair Ladybug" and I'm also
running for class president,
394
00:18:14,028 --> 00:18:16,197
which everyone says I've
already got in the bag.
395
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,898
So I'm just a really
good person to know.
396
00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,633
Anyway, I'm also the head editor
397
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,003
for our Young Journalists Club,
398
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:23,870
and I wanted to
invite you to enter
399
00:18:23,938 --> 00:18:26,773
into a writing competition
for NYU with me.
400
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:28,976
The winners get to go to
their summer writing program.
401
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,178
- Oh my gosh, that's awesome.
402
00:18:31,245 --> 00:18:32,313
So where's this program?
403
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:33,713
- Right in New York City, baby.
404
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,882
- That's amazing; I'm in.
405
00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:37,617
So what's the subject about?
406
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,552
- The prompt is to write
about the strangest thing
407
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,854
in your hometown.
408
00:18:40,921 --> 00:18:42,289
- Oh, well I just moved here,
409
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:43,790
so I don't know much
about Pebble Falls,
410
00:18:43,857 --> 00:18:45,292
but I'm sure I
can figure it out.
411
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,861
- Oh, no, I've already
figured that part out.
412
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:51,499
The problem is because of a
certain incident in 2nd grade
413
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,169
involving a fairy tea party
and a mock alien invasion,
414
00:18:55,236 --> 00:18:57,871
I'm unable to do the research
on the perfect subject.
415
00:18:57,938 --> 00:19:00,307
But that's where you come in.
416
00:19:00,374 --> 00:19:01,375
- I'm still confused.
417
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:02,575
What's the subject?
418
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,744
- Not so much a what, but a who.
419
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,147
- Anyone here that cares
about the future of the world?
420
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,549
I'm raising money to
go to outer space.
421
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,718
So, I'm actually
gonna be streaming it.
422
00:19:11,785 --> 00:19:13,487
Anybody that wants
to see the stream?
423
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,790
Hey, could you spare some
money for my grandma's surgery?
424
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,558
Just kidding, it's
way cooler than that.
425
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,227
It's for outer space.
426
00:19:20,294 --> 00:19:21,561
No?
427
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,930
- You want me to
write about that guy?
428
00:19:22,997 --> 00:19:24,532
- The requirements
are to write about
429
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,832
the strangest thing
in your hometown.
430
00:19:25,899 --> 00:19:27,268
That is definitely
Calvin Kipler.
431
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,936
Obviously, he's not
gonna open up to me,
432
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,205
but if you and I work
to write this thing,
433
00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:33,606
we'll be in New York
City in no time.
434
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,742
- Hey guys, I need to
acclimate this suit.
435
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:36,776
I can't take it off.
436
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,246
Ooh, my nunchucks.
437
00:19:39,313 --> 00:19:41,215
- Unless, you want to stay
in Pebble Falls forever.
438
00:19:41,282 --> 00:19:43,017
- No, no, definitely not.
439
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,319
So what do you think I
should do to get started?
440
00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:47,254
- You're a journalist, right?
441
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:48,389
You'll figure it out.
442
00:19:48,456 --> 00:19:49,789
Bye.
443
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,358
- Let me
hear you say, "Hey,"
444
00:19:51,425 --> 00:19:52,259
if you wanna give me some
money for outer space.
445
00:19:52,326 --> 00:19:53,127
Hey.
446
00:19:53,194 --> 00:19:53,928
Who said that?
447
00:19:58,466 --> 00:19:59,833
Whoops, sorry.
448
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:00,800
Didn't realize anybody
was sitting here.
449
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,702
- No, you can stay.
450
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,206
- But don't you wanna sit here?
451
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,241
- Yeah, with you.
452
00:20:07,308 --> 00:20:08,175
Sit.
453
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:15,149
So, you live in Pebble Falls?
454
00:20:15,216 --> 00:20:16,217
- Mm hm.
455
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,085
- I guess that was
a dumb question.
456
00:20:18,152 --> 00:20:20,521
Um, how long have
you lived here for?
457
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,456
- Uh, 207 months.
458
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,858
Or 103 weeks and two days.
459
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,129
- I like the accuracy.
460
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,166
Where did you come up with that?
461
00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:33,267
- A sandwich?
462
00:20:33,334 --> 00:20:35,536
- No, like, the Doritos
on the sandwich?
463
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,439
Oh, garnish.
464
00:20:38,506 --> 00:20:39,340
It's cool.
465
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,276
What's the town like?
466
00:20:42,343 --> 00:20:46,213
- It's an adequate
place of residence.
467
00:20:49,383 --> 00:20:51,152
- What are you doing?
468
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,421
Okay, that's gross.
469
00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:55,289
- No, it's not.
470
00:20:55,356 --> 00:20:56,357
Here, try one.
471
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,259
- No, maybe another time.
472
00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,761
So I actually wanted to
talk to you about something.
473
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,964
Something supernatural.
474
00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:07,034
- Go on.
475
00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:12,339
- So late last night I was
walking in front of my house,
476
00:21:12,406 --> 00:21:15,009
and I was listening to some
music on my headphones-
477
00:21:15,075 --> 00:21:16,544
- What kind of headphones?
478
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,279
- I don't know, that's not
important to the story-
479
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,582
- Everything is
important to the story.
480
00:21:21,649 --> 00:21:23,117
- Marshall cans.
481
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:25,553
- What song?
482
00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:26,487
- Elton John.
483
00:21:26,554 --> 00:21:27,754
- What song?
484
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,291
- "Tiny Dancer."
485
00:21:31,258 --> 00:21:33,494
So I was listening
to "Tiny Dancer"
486
00:21:33,561 --> 00:21:34,929
on my Marshall headphones,
487
00:21:34,995 --> 00:21:37,398
when all of a sudden
the music cuts out.
488
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,799
And then I look up
and the street lamps,
489
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:41,768
they're flashing, going crazy.
490
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,138
And then all the
sudden they just stop.
491
00:21:44,205 --> 00:21:46,873
Yeah, and then
everything goes quiet.
492
00:21:46,941 --> 00:21:49,742
The crickets and the birds,
everything just stops.
493
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,146
And then right above me
this series of lights
494
00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:55,683
starts flashing, and
it's like red and white,
495
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,418
and then splashes of blue.
496
00:21:57,484 --> 00:22:00,621
Then as soon as it arrived,
it just disappeared.
497
00:22:00,688 --> 00:22:01,455
It just went whoosh.
498
00:22:01,522 --> 00:22:02,289
It was gone.
499
00:22:02,356 --> 00:22:03,691
- Then what?
500
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,961
- Then everything
went back to normal.
501
00:22:07,027 --> 00:22:09,063
So what's your take on it?
502
00:22:09,129 --> 00:22:10,664
- I know what that is.
503
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,967
Sounds like what you
encountered is a Super Galaxy.
504
00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:14,368
- A Super Galaxy?
505
00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:16,769
Is that some sort
of alien technology?
506
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,672
A celestial disturbance?
507
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,507
An intersection
between our world
508
00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:23,010
and another parallel universe?
509
00:22:23,077 --> 00:22:23,944
- Nope.
510
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:25,379
A Lockheed C-5 Super Galaxy
511
00:22:25,446 --> 00:22:27,715
is a large military
transport aircraft.
512
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,049
- Wait, what?
513
00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:31,018
That's rude.
514
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:34,455
But the crickets went silent.
515
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,423
- Crickets go silent when
anything gets too close.
516
00:22:36,490 --> 00:22:37,691
- I know, this was different
517
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,493
because the lights
were flickering.
518
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,395
- Super Galaxies are equipped
with a frequency jammer
519
00:22:41,462 --> 00:22:43,430
that's similar to what the
old sodium-vapor streetlights
520
00:22:43,497 --> 00:22:44,498
work off of.
521
00:22:44,565 --> 00:22:46,200
They need to be replaced.
522
00:22:46,267 --> 00:22:47,968
I've gone to the city council
about this several times,
523
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:50,237
and they're always like,
"Ooh, those work just fine,"
524
00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:52,072
and "Oh, we don't
have the budget,"
525
00:22:52,139 --> 00:22:54,475
or "Uh, don't stand on the
podium," blah, blah, blah.
526
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:59,580
- Okay, but then how do you
explain the sequence of notes?
527
00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:00,681
- Sequence of notes?
528
00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:01,814
- Did I not tell you?
529
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,250
When the lights were flashing,
530
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:05,252
there was a sequence of
notes that was playing.
531
00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:06,186
Twice.
532
00:23:07,087 --> 00:23:09,990
- Can you remember these notes?
533
00:23:10,057 --> 00:23:11,791
- Yeah, probably.
534
00:23:15,396 --> 00:23:16,730
- Very well.
535
00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,365
I have a piano in my workshop.
536
00:23:18,432 --> 00:23:20,634
Meet me in the parking lot
10 minutes after the bell.
537
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:21,568
- Okay.
538
00:23:23,604 --> 00:23:25,272
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
539
00:23:35,449 --> 00:23:36,483
- You ready?
540
00:23:36,550 --> 00:23:37,551
- Evan, what are you doing here?
541
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,119
- What do you mean?
542
00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:40,387
This is where Mom and
Dad told us to meet them.
543
00:23:40,454 --> 00:23:41,555
- Okay, well, I'm
not going home.
544
00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:42,556
I have stuff to do.
545
00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:43,524
- What kind of stuff?
546
00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:44,692
- Secret stuff.
547
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,892
- What kind of secret stuff?
548
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:53,866
Wow.
549
00:23:56,236 --> 00:23:59,839
- Crap; Evan, just don't
say anything embarrassing.
550
00:24:01,809 --> 00:24:02,810
- All right, you ready to go?
551
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,777
- Holy moly!
552
00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,913
This is incredible!
553
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:06,947
- Wait, sorry.
554
00:24:07,014 --> 00:24:07,815
Who is this?
555
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,149
- Evan Lean.
556
00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,119
- So your name is spelled
Evan, and then an L,
557
00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:13,921
and another Evan?
558
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:15,923
- I think you're my hero.
559
00:24:18,459 --> 00:24:19,059
- Hey, kids.
560
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,828
- Hey, hop in.
561
00:24:20,893 --> 00:24:21,962
Some guy's listing a bunch of
half-used cream paint buckets
562
00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:22,796
for a dollar each.
563
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,064
We gotta go.
564
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,399
- Oh, are we not
going to my house?
565
00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:26,500
- Well, hello there.
566
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,867
Who might you be?
567
00:24:27,935 --> 00:24:29,536
- Well, that's a
complicated question.
568
00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:31,071
But for now, suffice it to
say that I'm an astrologist,
569
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,373
junior SETI researcher,
pog champion,
570
00:24:32,439 --> 00:24:34,041
Smithsonian star
cataloger, omnivore,
571
00:24:34,108 --> 00:24:35,743
and proud member
of the human race.
572
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:36,910
You can call me Calvin Kipler.
573
00:24:36,977 --> 00:24:38,712
- Teach me everything.
574
00:24:38,779 --> 00:24:40,914
- Me and Calvin are just
working on a research project
575
00:24:40,981 --> 00:24:42,483
at his house, so that's all.
576
00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:43,350
End of story.
577
00:24:43,417 --> 00:24:44,118
- Sounds fun.
578
00:24:44,184 --> 00:24:44,952
What's the project?
579
00:24:45,018 --> 00:24:45,885
- So it's a, um-
580
00:24:45,953 --> 00:24:47,521
- It's top secret.
581
00:24:47,588 --> 00:24:49,223
- Right, right.
582
00:24:49,289 --> 00:24:52,359
- Yeah, so we'll be at his
house working on the project.
583
00:24:52,426 --> 00:24:53,093
For school.
584
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,428
- Well, all right.
585
00:24:54,495 --> 00:24:55,863
That sounds like a plan.
586
00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,231
- All right, well, it was
very nice to meet you all.
587
00:24:57,297 --> 00:24:59,166
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
588
00:24:59,233 --> 00:24:59,933
Yes.
589
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,068
- Live long and prosper.
590
00:25:01,135 --> 00:25:03,036
- Don't, don't, don't do that.
591
00:25:03,103 --> 00:25:04,638
- It's "Star Trek."
592
00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:05,572
- Bye.
593
00:25:22,322 --> 00:25:23,991
- So what do your parents do?
594
00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:27,628
- Oh, um, I actually
live with my grandma.
595
00:25:28,595 --> 00:25:30,364
Oh, no, no, no, I
don't think she's home.
596
00:25:30,431 --> 00:25:34,168
She, uh, she's a
volunteer brain surgeon.
597
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:35,836
- Cool grandma.
598
00:25:35,904 --> 00:25:38,005
- Yeah, so it's this way.
599
00:25:43,143 --> 00:25:44,211
Shall we?
600
00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:47,714
- Right, the notes, yeah.
601
00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:50,384
Totally.
602
00:25:57,524 --> 00:25:58,625
- What's wrong?
603
00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:02,529
- Nothing, I'm just
trying to remember them.
604
00:26:03,831 --> 00:26:04,965
Okay, uh...
605
00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:17,311
- Interesting.
606
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,749
This does feel otherworldly.
607
00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:30,858
- Did you take that photo?
608
00:26:30,925 --> 00:26:35,796
- Oh, yeah, that's from the
night my parents disappeared.
609
00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:36,763
- What?
610
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,067
What happened?
611
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,303
- It's a long story.
612
00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:47,641
- You don't have to tell
me if you don't want to.
613
00:26:48,709 --> 00:26:49,710
- I don't know.
614
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,178
I just feel like if I do,
615
00:26:51,245 --> 00:26:53,547
you won't want to hang
out with me anymore.
616
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,249
- That's not true.
617
00:26:56,817 --> 00:26:58,151
I'm listening.
618
00:27:00,687 --> 00:27:06,026
- Okay, well, October
21st, 2012 at 9:44 p.m.,
619
00:27:07,828 --> 00:27:09,596
Jesper's Comet made
its 10-year journey
620
00:27:09,663 --> 00:27:11,198
back into Earth's orbit.
621
00:27:11,265 --> 00:27:13,400
So my dad and I
set up our homemade
622
00:27:13,467 --> 00:27:15,502
camera telescope
to photograph it
623
00:27:15,569 --> 00:27:19,339
and my parents were
never able to see it.
624
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,141
- Where did they go?
625
00:27:21,208 --> 00:27:23,510
- They didn't go anywhere.
626
00:27:23,577 --> 00:27:24,979
They were taken.
627
00:27:25,045 --> 00:27:26,513
- Taken?
628
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:27,848
Taken by who?
629
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:37,824
Aliens?
630
00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:38,960
- UFO spottings happen all along
631
00:27:39,027 --> 00:27:39,928
Jesper's Comet's flight path.
632
00:27:39,994 --> 00:27:41,963
See, it's all here.
633
00:27:42,030 --> 00:27:43,797
And it's coming
back, Jesper's Comet.
634
00:27:43,864 --> 00:27:45,967
It'll make its 10-year
appearance again in 41 days.
635
00:27:46,034 --> 00:27:50,704
And if I'm right, which I
am, they're coming back, too.
636
00:27:50,771 --> 00:27:53,840
My parents are
coming back for me.
637
00:27:55,075 --> 00:27:56,543
- Calvin, this is-
638
00:27:56,610 --> 00:27:57,744
- Please, don't say
crazy, because it is all-
639
00:27:57,811 --> 00:27:59,413
- Incredible!
640
00:27:59,479 --> 00:28:01,848
Calvin, this is incredible.
641
00:28:06,653 --> 00:28:07,521
- Really?
642
00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:09,856
- Yeah.
643
00:28:11,892 --> 00:28:14,494
Can you tell me more about it?
644
00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,099
- Yeah, yeah.
645
00:28:22,269 --> 00:28:24,038
- And then he's telling me
he's tracking this comet
646
00:28:24,104 --> 00:28:26,340
because he thinks that the
aliens that abducted his parents
647
00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:28,709
are following it, and I'm
like, "Why?" and he's like,
648
00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:31,178
"Because so when it comes
back, I'm gonna go with them."
649
00:28:33,847 --> 00:28:36,149
- Wow, this is fantastic.
650
00:28:37,684 --> 00:28:38,719
- Really?
651
00:28:38,785 --> 00:28:40,787
- Yeah, I mean,
it's no Nobel Prize,
652
00:28:40,854 --> 00:28:42,823
but I can see the title now:
653
00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,158
"Delusional Pebble Falls
High Schooler Thinks Parents
654
00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:49,196
"Were Abducted by Aliens and
He's Finna Get Abducted Too."
655
00:28:49,262 --> 00:28:50,764
- Well, I don't think
he's delusional.
656
00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,532
I think he's more,
kind of like a sad,
657
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,936
like, pathetic little
puppy, you know?
658
00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:56,004
- Right, sad and pathetic.
659
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:56,971
I love that.
660
00:28:57,038 --> 00:28:58,438
- No, I didn't say that.
661
00:28:58,505 --> 00:29:00,407
I just mean he's like,
I don't know, he's-
662
00:29:00,474 --> 00:29:01,174
- Crazy?
663
00:29:01,241 --> 00:29:03,044
- No, I mean, yeah but,
664
00:29:03,945 --> 00:29:06,780
that one sounds a
little bit insensitive.
665
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:08,515
- You may be right.
666
00:29:09,683 --> 00:29:11,284
There's an emotional
heart to this story
667
00:29:11,351 --> 00:29:12,819
that I think we're overlooking
668
00:29:12,886 --> 00:29:14,588
because we're getting too
wrapped up in the whole
669
00:29:14,655 --> 00:29:17,157
spectacle of the alien
abduction, you know?
670
00:29:17,224 --> 00:29:19,593
This is a story of a boy
looking for his parents.
671
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,828
And they just so happen
to be abducted by aliens.
672
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,230
That's the hook.
673
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:24,364
But the heart of the
story is the fact
674
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,067
that he's trying to find them.
675
00:29:26,134 --> 00:29:28,102
Like if he finds
them, he's completed,
676
00:29:28,168 --> 00:29:29,603
he's great, he's amazing.
677
00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:33,573
If not, well, like who
even is he, you know?
678
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:34,307
Itsy?
679
00:29:34,374 --> 00:29:36,510
Hello?
680
00:29:36,576 --> 00:29:37,444
- Yeah.
681
00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:39,813
- Okay.
682
00:29:40,714 --> 00:29:42,416
So you keep on hanging
out with Calvin
683
00:29:42,482 --> 00:29:44,818
and I want as much
information as possible, okay?
684
00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:47,821
I'm talking photos,
documentation, everything.
685
00:29:47,888 --> 00:29:50,323
And then I'll write it
into a readable format,
686
00:29:50,390 --> 00:29:52,793
and we will be in
NYC in no time.
687
00:29:52,859 --> 00:29:54,861
- Well, can I see what
you've written so far?
688
00:29:57,464 --> 00:30:00,068
- This is a team
effort, remember?
689
00:30:00,134 --> 00:30:01,702
So I'll handle all the writing,
690
00:30:01,768 --> 00:30:04,304
and you focus on our
weird little friend, okay?
691
00:30:04,371 --> 00:30:05,238
Sound good?
692
00:30:05,305 --> 00:30:07,141
- Sounds good.
693
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:08,076
- Good.
694
00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:13,747
Um, well I have to get to
horseback riding lessons, so...
695
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:14,414
- That's cool.
696
00:30:14,481 --> 00:30:16,050
- Yeah, okay.
697
00:30:16,117 --> 00:30:17,151
- Oh, I leave; okay.
698
00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:19,252
- Yeah, that's great.
699
00:30:25,225 --> 00:30:27,561
- You're cleared to enter.
700
00:30:28,361 --> 00:30:29,863
- Hey, cutie bug.
701
00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:32,432
What's all this for?
702
00:30:32,499 --> 00:30:34,135
- These are photos for a
article that me and Calvin
703
00:30:34,202 --> 00:30:36,170
are working on for
a summer program
704
00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:38,572
at NYU's School of Journalism.
705
00:30:38,638 --> 00:30:40,240
- Wow, what's the article on?
706
00:30:40,307 --> 00:30:42,409
- We're leaning towards aliens.
707
00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:44,912
- You mean like, SETI, right?
708
00:30:44,979 --> 00:30:46,413
- What's SETI?
709
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,248
- Search for Extraterrestrial
Intelligence.
710
00:30:48,315 --> 00:30:49,984
- Well,
that sounds amazing-
711
00:30:50,051 --> 00:30:52,153
- Don't drink that.
712
00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:53,587
Actually, go ahead.
713
00:30:53,653 --> 00:30:55,655
- By the way, your
mom and I are gonna be
714
00:30:55,722 --> 00:30:59,559
flying into the city to
tie up some loose ends-
715
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:00,894
- Whoo.
716
00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:03,197
- So we'd like for you to
take care of each other
717
00:31:03,263 --> 00:31:04,664
for the next few days.
718
00:31:04,731 --> 00:31:05,899
You know, take Evan
to school and whatnot.
719
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,567
- Can I go?
720
00:31:07,634 --> 00:31:09,003
Please, you guys know that
I've been dying to go back!
721
00:31:09,070 --> 00:31:10,071
- You guys have school-
722
00:31:10,138 --> 00:31:11,671
- Yeah.
723
00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:14,441
- And it's more of a
romantic weekend getaway, so,
724
00:31:14,508 --> 00:31:16,210
no kids allowed.
725
00:31:18,478 --> 00:31:20,181
So dinner's in 15.
726
00:31:20,248 --> 00:31:21,281
- Don't worry, sis.
727
00:31:21,348 --> 00:31:22,950
I'll stay out of your way.
728
00:31:23,017 --> 00:31:24,384
Probably.
729
00:31:26,419 --> 00:31:29,090
- Can you at least
close the door?
730
00:31:29,157 --> 00:31:30,057
Evan!
731
00:31:31,558 --> 00:31:32,659
So when's the next
time Jesper's Comet
732
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,427
is supposed to come back?
733
00:31:34,494 --> 00:31:36,530
- Approximately 38 days,
seven hours, and 32 minutes.
734
00:31:36,596 --> 00:31:38,065
- And then what happens
when it comes back?
735
00:31:38,132 --> 00:31:40,367
- Well, I will be there
to greet them, duh.
736
00:31:40,433 --> 00:31:42,769
- But have you ever
seen the aliens before?
737
00:31:42,836 --> 00:31:45,472
- Well, I have seen
evidence of them.
738
00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:47,241
- But not them-them.
739
00:31:47,307 --> 00:31:48,109
- More or less.
740
00:31:48,176 --> 00:31:49,409
Philips head?
741
00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:51,845
- More-more, or more-less?
742
00:31:51,913 --> 00:31:53,181
- Um, more-more.
743
00:31:54,115 --> 00:31:55,549
- How do you even know
that this is safe,
744
00:31:55,615 --> 00:31:58,019
trying to contact
aliens and such?
745
00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,553
- It totally is.
746
00:32:01,289 --> 00:32:02,089
Probably.
747
00:32:09,396 --> 00:32:10,897
We'll see.
748
00:32:10,965 --> 00:32:11,898
- Not safe.
749
00:32:13,533 --> 00:32:14,936
- Now it's safe.
750
00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,837
- Wow do you even know
they're still out there?
751
00:32:16,904 --> 00:32:19,140
- Well, when was the last time
you saw your grandparents?
752
00:32:19,207 --> 00:32:20,208
- I don't know.
753
00:32:20,274 --> 00:32:20,908
It's been a couple years.
754
00:32:20,975 --> 00:32:22,342
Why?
755
00:32:22,409 --> 00:32:23,743
- Well, how do you know
they're still out there?
756
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,079
- Okay, that's not
even the same thing,
757
00:32:25,146 --> 00:32:26,479
and I can call my grandparents
758
00:32:26,546 --> 00:32:27,581
to make sure that
they're still there.
759
00:32:27,647 --> 00:32:28,582
- Yeah, so can I.
760
00:32:28,648 --> 00:32:29,850
- You can call aliens?
761
00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:30,617
When? Where?
762
00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:31,418
With what? With who?
763
00:32:31,484 --> 00:32:32,385
Why? How?
764
00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:33,486
How often? How come?
765
00:32:33,553 --> 00:32:34,922
- What took you so long?
766
00:32:34,989 --> 00:32:36,389
- My legs haven't
fully developed yet.
767
00:32:36,456 --> 00:32:38,059
Also, I'm not a very
good bike rider.
768
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:40,393
- So you were saying
you can contact aliens by-
769
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,296
- Wait, does this PB&J
have mustard on it?
770
00:32:42,362 --> 00:32:43,164
- No.
771
00:32:43,231 --> 00:32:44,131
- Dang it.
772
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:47,434
- Thank you.
773
00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:50,905
What's going on?
774
00:32:50,972 --> 00:32:52,372
- Intercepting a signal.
775
00:32:52,439 --> 00:32:53,975
- Holy cow, this is happening!
776
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,042
- How do you know
when it's gonna-
777
00:32:55,109 --> 00:32:55,977
- Shhh.
778
00:33:03,184 --> 00:33:05,987
- Subway drive through,
what can I get for you?
779
00:33:06,053 --> 00:33:08,755
- Hey, so we just
ordered some sandwiches
780
00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,724
but the PB&Js didn't come
with mustard on them.
781
00:33:10,790 --> 00:33:12,459
- Hi, Calvin.
782
00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:14,195
If you wanna swing by, we'll
make another sandwich for you.
783
00:33:14,262 --> 00:33:15,129
- Awesome.
784
00:33:15,196 --> 00:33:16,097
Thank you, Heidi.
785
00:33:16,163 --> 00:33:17,764
I will see you soon.
786
00:33:18,798 --> 00:33:19,499
- Yeah.
787
00:33:19,566 --> 00:33:20,600
- Where's the bathroom?
788
00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:21,434
- Uh, second bush on your right.
789
00:33:21,501 --> 00:33:22,569
- Okay.
790
00:33:23,271 --> 00:33:25,072
- And you, follow me.
791
00:33:26,773 --> 00:33:28,009
- You could have called them.
792
00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:31,112
- Okay, but that
was so much cooler.
793
00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:34,848
- So what's that?
794
00:33:34,916 --> 00:33:37,550
- It measures Earth's
electromagnetic fields.
795
00:33:37,617 --> 00:33:39,320
- And then what's that button?
796
00:33:39,387 --> 00:33:44,658
- Broadcasts a warning to all
networks in a 50-mile radius.
797
00:33:47,627 --> 00:33:48,695
- What's that?
798
00:33:48,762 --> 00:33:50,097
- That is an alarm signifying
799
00:33:50,164 --> 00:33:51,564
that something has
entered our atmosphere,
800
00:33:51,631 --> 00:33:52,632
and we've got less
than 30 seconds
801
00:33:52,699 --> 00:33:53,733
to launch a counterattack.
802
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:54,701
- Are you serious right now?
803
00:33:54,768 --> 00:33:55,835
Are we about to die?
804
00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:56,870
- Why aren't you taking notes?
805
00:33:56,938 --> 00:33:57,771
- I don't know.
806
00:33:57,837 --> 00:33:58,872
What am I supposed to write?
807
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:00,507
- November 11th at 4:13 p.m.
808
00:34:00,573 --> 00:34:01,342
Calvin proves he is the
smartest, coolest person
809
00:34:01,409 --> 00:34:02,209
that Itsy knows.
810
00:34:04,312 --> 00:34:05,947
- I'm gonna kill you.
811
00:34:06,013 --> 00:34:07,248
That was evil.
812
00:34:07,315 --> 00:34:08,581
- "OMG, are we gonna,
like, die right now?"
813
00:34:08,648 --> 00:34:09,516
- That's not what I said.
814
00:34:09,582 --> 00:34:10,650
- Hey, what's the-
815
00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,353
- You're not funny.
816
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,921
- Hey Calvin, I didn't know
which one was the pee bush,
817
00:34:13,988 --> 00:34:16,823
so I peed a little
on all of them...
818
00:34:18,125 --> 00:34:19,927
What's going on here?
819
00:34:19,994 --> 00:34:22,263
- Nothing.
- Nothing, what?
820
00:34:22,330 --> 00:34:23,264
- Nothing.
821
00:34:23,331 --> 00:34:24,731
- What?
- Nothing.
822
00:34:27,001 --> 00:34:28,936
- So, who wants to
talk to some aliens?
823
00:34:29,003 --> 00:34:30,271
- Yes. When?
824
00:34:30,338 --> 00:34:31,538
- Right now.
825
00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,842
- Anything?
826
00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,044
- Nope.
827
00:34:37,111 --> 00:34:38,012
- Don't probe me!
828
00:34:38,079 --> 00:34:39,246
I'm sensitive!
829
00:34:41,815 --> 00:34:42,984
- Hello?
830
00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:45,219
Hello, is anybody there?
831
00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:47,088
This is Calvin Kipler speaking.
832
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:48,022
Hello.
833
00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:51,258
Dang it.
834
00:34:51,325 --> 00:34:52,226
- What?
835
00:34:52,293 --> 00:34:54,028
- We just missed it.
836
00:34:57,630 --> 00:34:58,531
- Going to the bathroom.
837
00:34:58,598 --> 00:34:59,467
I'll be right back.
838
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,468
- Oh, no, no, no.
839
00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:01,868
You can't go in there.
840
00:35:01,936 --> 00:35:03,070
- Calvin, I'm not
gonna pee in a bush.
841
00:35:03,137 --> 00:35:04,205
Just let me go inside.
842
00:35:04,271 --> 00:35:05,805
- But, my grandma's sleeping.
843
00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:06,740
Naked.
844
00:35:07,574 --> 00:35:09,243
And she sleepwalks.
845
00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:16,984
- Your grandma doesn't actually
live with you, does she?
846
00:35:18,885 --> 00:35:19,753
- No.
847
00:35:21,155 --> 00:35:22,756
- Then where is she?
848
00:35:22,822 --> 00:35:24,458
- Well, that depends on if
you believe in an afterlife
849
00:35:24,524 --> 00:35:26,659
and that sort of thing.
850
00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:29,696
- Shoot.
851
00:35:30,931 --> 00:35:33,200
Calvin, I'm really sorry.
852
00:35:34,601 --> 00:35:36,203
When did she pass?
853
00:35:37,138 --> 00:35:38,872
- Couple years back.
854
00:35:38,939 --> 00:35:41,641
But she knew if we
didn't keep it a secret,
855
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,576
that once she died they'd
put me in a foster home
856
00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:46,746
and then I couldn't keep
looking for my parents.
857
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:50,151
So, she taught me
how to pay the bills
858
00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:52,819
and take care of myself,
859
00:35:52,886 --> 00:35:56,123
and I have been doing
that ever since.
860
00:35:56,190 --> 00:35:57,724
- You've been on your
own all these years?
861
00:35:57,791 --> 00:35:59,559
- Yeah well, there's
nothin' new about that.
862
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,229
So um, the bathroom
is in on the,
863
00:36:05,698 --> 00:36:07,034
on your right.
864
00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:15,775
Um, yeah, the bathroom.
865
00:36:17,378 --> 00:36:18,845
- Yes.
866
00:36:18,913 --> 00:36:19,779
- Wait!
867
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,615
Look, make a wish.
868
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:25,585
- I didn't think
you'd do that, too.
869
00:36:25,652 --> 00:36:28,189
I thought you'd just say there's
no point in wishing on it.
870
00:36:28,255 --> 00:36:30,091
- Yeah, well, shooting
stars are basically
871
00:36:30,157 --> 00:36:32,326
just metallic particles with
gases like hydrogen and helium,
872
00:36:32,393 --> 00:36:36,397
but I've spent so much
time looking at the sky
873
00:36:36,464 --> 00:36:40,234
I figure if one in a
million grant my wish,
874
00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:42,103
I'm already halfway there.
875
00:36:42,169 --> 00:36:46,407
You know, my dad said the light
from each one of those stars
876
00:36:46,474 --> 00:36:47,874
took millions and-
877
00:36:47,942 --> 00:36:50,377
- Millions of
years to get to us.
878
00:36:50,444 --> 00:36:53,813
I mean, just think of
what it was like here
879
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:57,017
when that light
was first sent out.
880
00:36:58,018 --> 00:37:00,020
- You mean, like dinosaurs?
881
00:37:00,087 --> 00:37:04,024
- Oh much, much before
dinosaurs, kiddo.
882
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:08,095
Most likely just noxious
gas and raw elements.
883
00:37:08,162 --> 00:37:10,730
But it's possible that some
of that starlight was sent out
884
00:37:10,797 --> 00:37:14,435
when the earth was just
bits of stardust, too.
885
00:37:14,502 --> 00:37:17,505
Back when the universe
was brand new, and cold,
886
00:37:17,571 --> 00:37:20,773
and just starting
to form itself.
887
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,775
How awesome is that?
888
00:37:25,045 --> 00:37:29,816
And who knows, maybe there's
an alien dad and alien kid
889
00:37:29,883 --> 00:37:32,419
out there looking at us, too.
890
00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:34,687
- You think?
891
00:37:35,990 --> 00:37:38,392
- Only one way to find out.
892
00:37:40,294 --> 00:37:41,828
Hello out there!
893
00:37:41,895 --> 00:37:43,297
My name is Cyrus!
894
00:37:43,364 --> 00:37:46,000
And this is my
alien son, Calvin!
895
00:37:46,066 --> 00:37:47,800
- Hello out there, aliens.
896
00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:48,969
- Oh, you gotta be
louder than that.
897
00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:50,371
They can't hear that.
898
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:51,939
Hello out there!
899
00:37:52,006 --> 00:37:54,341
- Hello, can you hear us?
900
00:37:54,408 --> 00:37:58,212
- Hello, nice to meet
you, alien buddies!
901
00:37:58,279 --> 00:38:01,081
- Hello, aliens!
902
00:38:01,148 --> 00:38:01,982
Hello!
903
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,319
- Good job, young man.
904
00:38:39,286 --> 00:38:40,154
- Nice.
905
00:38:42,122 --> 00:38:43,657
- This is a gold mine!
906
00:38:43,723 --> 00:38:44,525
I love it.
907
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:46,126
This is perfect.
908
00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:47,127
I think this is finally
enough to finish our article.
909
00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:47,894
- Really?
910
00:38:47,962 --> 00:38:49,263
You think that's enough?
911
00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,532
- Yeah, I mean, he
is a crazy person.
912
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:54,867
Forget the UFOs, the peanut
butter and jelly and mustard,
913
00:38:54,935 --> 00:38:56,836
that is enough for the
kid to be an outcast.
914
00:38:56,904 --> 00:39:01,308
For his own sake, I
hope Jasper's Comet
does come to town.
915
00:39:01,375 --> 00:39:02,476
- It's Jesper.
916
00:39:04,044 --> 00:39:05,812
- Okay, whatever.
917
00:39:05,878 --> 00:39:07,181
Still going to be
a great article,
918
00:39:07,248 --> 00:39:10,050
and NYU's going to love it.
919
00:39:10,117 --> 00:39:11,452
I just, I don't know.
920
00:39:11,518 --> 00:39:13,387
I feel like we need
a different title.
921
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:14,955
You know, maybe like,
922
00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:18,891
"Aliens Aren't the Weirdest
Thing in Pebble Falls."
923
00:39:18,959 --> 00:39:20,827
Yeah, no, I...
924
00:39:20,893 --> 00:39:23,564
Or "Pebble-Brained
in Pebble Falls?"
925
00:39:23,631 --> 00:39:25,599
Oh, wait, no, no, no, I have it.
926
00:39:25,666 --> 00:39:29,570
"Bit Space Delusions,
Small-Town Dope."
927
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:32,172
- But he's not an idiot.
928
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,073
- What?
929
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:34,441
- I said, he's not an idiot.
930
00:39:34,508 --> 00:39:35,976
He's actually
really, really smart.
931
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,478
I mean, look at this stuff.
932
00:39:37,544 --> 00:39:40,014
Telescopes, radiation
detector, magnometers,
933
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,149
and he made all of
it from scratch.
934
00:39:42,216 --> 00:39:45,085
If anything, he's the smartest
person in this stupid town.
935
00:39:45,152 --> 00:39:46,954
And yeah, his story's a
little bit far-fetched,
936
00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:50,991
but he's fighting for something,
and he has goals, and...
937
00:39:51,659 --> 00:39:54,061
he has a good heart.
938
00:39:54,128 --> 00:39:56,796
- I think I know what
our title should be.
939
00:39:56,863 --> 00:39:59,166
"City Girl Falls
for Village Idiot."
940
00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:00,601
- I'm not
falling for him.
941
00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:01,568
- Oh, really?
942
00:40:01,635 --> 00:40:03,103
Then do you believe him?
943
00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:05,539
Do you believe his parents
were abducted by aliens?
944
00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:06,839
- No, of course not.
945
00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:09,176
- Are you sure?
946
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,847
- I think I'm gonna go.
947
00:40:17,651 --> 00:40:20,254
Don't publish the article yet.
948
00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:24,091
Talk to you later.
949
00:40:40,441 --> 00:40:41,642
- Calvin?
950
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:42,509
- Yeah?
951
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:47,847
- Um, you know, I was, I
was kinda just thinking.
952
00:40:50,250 --> 00:40:52,619
What if your parents
weren't abducted by aliens?
953
00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:55,456
- Well, that is impossible
because I saw it.
954
00:40:55,522 --> 00:40:59,159
- I get that, but it was
a really long time ago.
955
00:40:59,226 --> 00:41:01,462
And you were really young,
and kids have a hard time
956
00:41:01,528 --> 00:41:03,197
remembering traumatic
things like-
957
00:41:03,263 --> 00:41:06,367
- Like their parents
being abducted by aliens?
958
00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:08,469
- Like their parents
abandoning them.
959
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:11,038
- My parents didn't
abandon me, Itsy.
960
00:41:11,105 --> 00:41:12,573
I can prove it.
961
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:14,708
'Kay, December 5th, 2016.
962
00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:18,645
The star called Nimbus in
the constellation Andromeda
963
00:41:18,712 --> 00:41:23,550
blinked the morse
code for P-N-C-A-K-S.
964
00:41:23,617 --> 00:41:24,852
- What am I missing here?
965
00:41:24,918 --> 00:41:26,186
- It's pancakes.
966
00:41:26,253 --> 00:41:28,222
Duh, I mean, my
dad made pancakes
967
00:41:28,288 --> 00:41:30,124
the very morning he disappeared.
968
00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:31,425
It's obviously a
message from them
969
00:41:31,492 --> 00:41:35,062
telling me that they're
still out there.
970
00:41:36,163 --> 00:41:40,601
- Calvin, I think you need
real evidence of a UFO.
971
00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:46,039
- Okay, well I do have,
like, photographic memory.
972
00:41:47,307 --> 00:41:49,443
I have photographic memory.
973
00:41:49,510 --> 00:41:50,310
It's very rare.
974
00:41:50,377 --> 00:41:51,378
Self-diagnosed.
975
00:41:53,046 --> 00:41:54,848
But I have plenty of
pictures of the comet
976
00:41:54,915 --> 00:41:56,483
in here somewhere.
977
00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:09,663
- Are these them?
978
00:42:09,730 --> 00:42:11,231
- Hmm?
979
00:42:11,298 --> 00:42:13,901
- Is this your parents?
980
00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:15,436
- Yeah, yeah, that is.
981
00:42:15,502 --> 00:42:17,037
Now, where is it?
982
00:42:25,078 --> 00:42:25,914
Ah, okay.
983
00:42:25,979 --> 00:42:27,448
See, here it is.
984
00:42:30,284 --> 00:42:32,186
Okay, but this is only
the 8-millimeter preview
985
00:42:32,252 --> 00:42:34,354
of the original
35-millimeter film,
986
00:42:34,421 --> 00:42:37,024
so it's like one sixth
the original scale.
987
00:42:37,991 --> 00:42:39,226
- One fourth.
988
00:42:40,194 --> 00:42:41,995
For a genius, you are
so bad at fractions.
989
00:42:42,062 --> 00:42:43,163
- Okay.
990
00:42:43,230 --> 00:42:44,465
See, okay, but it's there.
991
00:42:44,531 --> 00:42:46,033
Right there.
992
00:42:46,099 --> 00:42:47,801
- Yeah, it's kinda hard to see.
993
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:49,503
Why don't you develop it?
994
00:42:49,570 --> 00:42:51,305
- I mean, there's an old
photo shop back in town,
995
00:42:51,371 --> 00:42:53,740
but it closed down
a couple years ago.
996
00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:58,512
I already know it's there,
so like, what's the point?
997
00:43:01,114 --> 00:43:03,383
- Why don't I just take this
998
00:43:03,450 --> 00:43:07,922
and I'll put it in my next
batch of film to be developed.
999
00:43:07,988 --> 00:43:09,256
- Yeah, sure.
1000
00:43:10,691 --> 00:43:13,861
- Anyways, I was
thinking it's a good idea
1001
00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:15,964
to start applying to some
schools for the fall.
1002
00:43:16,029 --> 00:43:17,531
- I'm not going to college.
1003
00:43:17,598 --> 00:43:18,999
- What do you mean?
1004
00:43:19,066 --> 00:43:20,033
You'd probably get a really
good scholarship somewhere
1005
00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:21,101
like MIT or NYU.
1006
00:43:21,168 --> 00:43:22,569
- I'm not going to college
1007
00:43:22,636 --> 00:43:24,238
because I don't plan on
being on this planet,
1008
00:43:24,304 --> 00:43:25,172
not because I don't
think I could get in.
1009
00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:33,113
- You really think
they're still out there?
1010
00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:34,748
- Yeah, I do.
1011
00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:24,698
- Oh my gosh.
1012
00:44:26,466 --> 00:44:27,100
Calvin.
1013
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,877
- Since the
discovery of the solar system,
1014
00:44:36,945 --> 00:44:37,979
mankind has-
1015
00:44:38,046 --> 00:44:39,479
- Hey, where are you going?
1016
00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:40,681
- By the
endless possibilities-
1017
00:44:40,747 --> 00:44:42,016
- Camping with Calvin.
1018
00:44:42,082 --> 00:44:43,784
Um, take the bus
to school, okay?
1019
00:44:43,850 --> 00:44:48,388
And here is the money that
Mom and Dad gave me for food.
1020
00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:50,791
Order whatever you
want for dinner.
1021
00:44:50,857 --> 00:44:52,893
- Triple pepperoni pizza?
1022
00:44:52,961 --> 00:44:54,062
- I don't care.
1023
00:44:54,127 --> 00:44:55,195
Bye.
1024
00:44:55,964 --> 00:44:58,632
- Camping in the winter?
1025
00:44:59,968 --> 00:45:03,604
- Point
of experimentation.
1026
00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:06,273
- Get in.
1027
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:08,408
- What?
1028
00:45:08,475 --> 00:45:10,577
- Get in, we're
going on a road trip.
1029
00:45:10,644 --> 00:45:11,812
- Road trip?
1030
00:45:11,878 --> 00:45:13,280
But I was about to
oxidize my moon boots.
1031
00:45:13,347 --> 00:45:14,781
- Well, I recently
made a discovery
1032
00:45:14,848 --> 00:45:17,651
regarding our
top-secret project.
1033
00:45:17,718 --> 00:45:18,518
- Really?
1034
00:45:18,585 --> 00:45:19,786
What is it?
1035
00:45:19,853 --> 00:45:20,989
- Well, obviously, I can't say.
1036
00:45:21,055 --> 00:45:23,690
Somebody could be listening.
1037
00:45:25,093 --> 00:45:26,627
Time is of the essence,
1038
00:45:26,693 --> 00:45:28,096
and we need to be in Billings,
Montana by this weekend.
1039
00:45:28,161 --> 00:45:29,396
- Wait, but the
orbit isn't happ-
1040
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:36,004
Your discovery needs to be
discovered this weekend?
1041
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,304
- Yes, but it's fine.
1042
00:45:37,371 --> 00:45:39,107
We'll be back in
time for the comet.
1043
00:45:39,172 --> 00:45:41,541
So are you in or not?
1044
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:44,578
- I'm gonna go
grab my space suit.
1045
00:45:56,890 --> 00:45:58,392
- Any music requests?
1046
00:45:58,458 --> 00:46:00,727
- Oh, Super Space Talk
Radio with Hank Fujiwara,
1047
00:46:00,794 --> 00:46:01,795
episode 429.
1048
00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:04,264
- Why 429?
1049
00:46:04,331 --> 00:46:06,067
- 'Cause I love that one.
1050
00:46:06,134 --> 00:46:07,001
So good.
1051
00:46:08,468 --> 00:46:09,870
I'm Hank Fujiwara.
1052
00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,338
You may remember me
from my other podcast,
1053
00:46:11,405 --> 00:46:13,041
"Inner Space with
Hank Fujiwara."
1054
00:46:13,107 --> 00:46:14,374
- Today's episode-
1055
00:46:14,441 --> 00:46:15,242
it's a real doozy.
1056
00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:16,944
- What was that?
1057
00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,545
- It's probably just something
tipping over in the back.
1058
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:19,579
- Ever heard
about space-time?
1059
00:46:19,646 --> 00:46:20,480
Not space time-
1060
00:46:20,547 --> 00:46:21,581
- Ooh, but I love this part.
1061
00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:22,883
See, Hank's theory is that time
1062
00:46:22,950 --> 00:46:24,418
functions differently in space.
1063
00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:25,886
And he's got this crazy
idea where if you were to
1064
00:46:25,953 --> 00:46:28,255
go into space with the,
like, space continuum,
1065
00:46:28,321 --> 00:46:30,024
it kind of builds up.
1066
00:46:30,091 --> 00:46:33,560
It's interesting.
1067
00:46:33,627 --> 00:46:35,063
- You've seen "Toy Story"
1068
00:46:35,129 --> 00:46:36,229
which I'm sure
that you all have.
1069
00:46:36,296 --> 00:46:38,765
- Oh, I brought some snacks.
1070
00:46:41,735 --> 00:46:43,104
- Oreos and-
1071
00:46:43,171 --> 00:46:44,871
- Orange juice.
1072
00:46:44,939 --> 00:46:45,739
- You're joking.
1073
00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:47,108
- Just try one.
1074
00:46:47,175 --> 00:46:49,143
- This is gonna
ruin Oreos for me.
1075
00:46:49,209 --> 00:46:50,210
- Uh uh.
1076
00:46:50,277 --> 00:46:51,511
It's gonna blow your mind.
1077
00:46:58,852 --> 00:46:59,987
- Now, in space-
1078
00:47:00,054 --> 00:47:00,922
- Well?
1079
00:47:02,056 --> 00:47:03,191
- Mm hm!
1080
00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:04,025
- Yes!
1081
00:47:04,092 --> 00:47:04,959
Whoa!
1082
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,095
- The problem is that-
1083
00:47:07,161 --> 00:47:08,029
- They're good, right?
1084
00:47:09,097 --> 00:47:10,230
- There it was again.
1085
00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:11,331
- Is there anything?
1086
00:47:11,398 --> 00:47:13,034
- No, nothing.
1087
00:47:13,101 --> 00:47:15,469
- Slinky Dog's caboose,
and hits you all at once.
1088
00:47:15,535 --> 00:47:18,973
If there's some
sort.
1089
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,343
Unable to move faster than.
1090
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:24,979
- Geez, hungry much?
1091
00:47:25,046 --> 00:47:26,114
- Yeah, a little.
1092
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:28,348
Yeah, you wanna hand 'em over?
1093
00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:30,650
I just gave them to you.
1094
00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:37,225
I'm gonna strangle
you, you idiot!
1095
00:47:37,290 --> 00:47:38,159
- Don't kill me!
1096
00:47:38,226 --> 00:47:39,760
Calvin save me!
1097
00:47:39,826 --> 00:47:42,130
- Taking him back would
be a 6-hour round trip.
1098
00:47:42,196 --> 00:47:43,630
- We could put him on a bus.
1099
00:47:43,697 --> 00:47:45,199
- He'd probably just
get off at the next stop
1100
00:47:45,265 --> 00:47:46,800
and get on one
headed our direction.
1101
00:47:46,867 --> 00:47:48,002
- How?
1102
00:47:48,069 --> 00:47:49,170
He doesn't even know
where we're going.
1103
00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,138
- Billings, Montana.
1104
00:47:50,204 --> 00:47:51,538
- Shut up, Evan.
1105
00:47:51,605 --> 00:47:52,272
- See, I think we
gotta take him with us.
1106
00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:53,473
- No.
1107
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:54,942
- What do you wanna do?
1108
00:47:55,009 --> 00:47:56,276
Leave him tied up on
the side of the road?
1109
00:47:56,343 --> 00:47:57,979
- We'll leave him with water.
1110
00:47:58,045 --> 00:47:59,180
- Mom and Dad said you were
supposed to take care of me
1111
00:47:59,247 --> 00:48:00,847
while they were gone.
1112
00:48:00,915 --> 00:48:03,117
Unless you want me to tell
them you left me at home alone.
1113
00:48:03,184 --> 00:48:05,552
Poor little old Evan.
1114
00:48:05,619 --> 00:48:08,022
- Fine, under one condition.
1115
00:48:08,089 --> 00:48:10,724
You obey all orders,
you do everything I ask,
1116
00:48:10,791 --> 00:48:14,962
and you don't annoy me
or else I'm ditching you.
1117
00:48:15,796 --> 00:48:17,131
- That's like three conditions-
1118
00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:17,999
- Evan!
1119
00:48:18,065 --> 00:48:19,633
- Okay, deal.
1120
00:48:19,699 --> 00:48:21,301
- All right, well, we should
probably hit the road.
1121
00:48:21,368 --> 00:48:22,702
- Ooh, can I have shotgun?
1122
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,105
- No!
1123
00:48:27,808 --> 00:48:30,677
- Ooh, should we
put some tunes on?
1124
00:48:32,013 --> 00:48:33,814
Are these salt
and vinegar chips?
1125
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,348
They look del...
1126
00:48:37,818 --> 00:48:38,685
Fine.
1127
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,061
I farted.
1128
00:48:47,128 --> 00:48:48,062
- Oh!
1129
00:48:48,129 --> 00:48:48,996
- Oh, that one's bad.
1130
00:48:49,063 --> 00:48:49,997
Oh, that's bad.
1131
00:48:50,064 --> 00:48:51,498
- Geez, Evan.
1132
00:48:51,565 --> 00:48:52,566
- Oh, oh!
1133
00:48:52,632 --> 00:48:54,901
- You were asking for it.
1134
00:48:55,669 --> 00:48:58,438
- Geez, my eyes can smell it.
1135
00:49:00,308 --> 00:49:01,909
Still no service.
1136
00:49:01,976 --> 00:49:03,177
- Okay, well, there
should be a map
1137
00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:05,378
in the glove compartment.
1138
00:49:20,194 --> 00:49:21,428
- I don't know how to use this.
1139
00:49:21,494 --> 00:49:23,064
- Of course you don't.
1140
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:26,533
You have it upside
down, by the way.
1141
00:49:28,169 --> 00:49:29,036
Okay.
1142
00:49:30,171 --> 00:49:31,638
This is where you
almost left me for dead
1143
00:49:31,705 --> 00:49:33,640
on the side of the highway.
1144
00:49:33,707 --> 00:49:36,710
This is where we saw
that dead possum.
1145
00:49:36,776 --> 00:49:41,082
This about where we
should be, right there.
1146
00:49:41,148 --> 00:49:43,050
Orienteering: learn it.
1147
00:49:44,018 --> 00:49:46,254
- Fine, you can be in
charge of the map then.
1148
00:49:47,888 --> 00:49:49,924
Ah, much better.
1149
00:49:49,991 --> 00:49:51,025
- Again?
1150
00:50:31,265 --> 00:50:32,699
- Dinner time.
1151
00:50:32,766 --> 00:50:34,801
- Awesome, thanks, Itsy.
1152
00:50:34,868 --> 00:50:37,837
- 'Kay, who wants to
tell a campfire story?
1153
00:50:37,905 --> 00:50:39,240
I'll start.
1154
00:50:39,307 --> 00:50:42,910
This is the story of Daniel
and the hungry beaver.
1155
00:50:42,977 --> 00:50:46,880
So Daniel was out fishing,
and he saw a beaver.
1156
00:50:46,948 --> 00:50:48,115
He took it home-
1157
00:50:48,182 --> 00:50:50,284
- I think I'm gonna
grab some firewood.
1158
00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:51,718
- Okay.
1159
00:50:51,785 --> 00:50:53,720
He was out fishing
and he found a beaver
1160
00:50:53,787 --> 00:50:55,722
who was always hungry.
1161
00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:57,058
He took him home and-
1162
00:50:57,124 --> 00:50:59,859
- I think I'm
gonna go help Itsy.
1163
00:50:59,927 --> 00:51:00,760
- Okay.
1164
00:51:00,827 --> 00:51:02,562
I'll just stay by the fire.
1165
00:51:02,629 --> 00:51:03,931
Guarding it.
1166
00:51:03,998 --> 00:51:04,966
From water.
1167
00:51:07,801 --> 00:51:10,237
Guess I'll just continue
the story by myself.
1168
00:51:12,505 --> 00:51:13,441
- Hey.
1169
00:51:13,506 --> 00:51:15,009
- Hey.
1170
00:51:15,076 --> 00:51:16,444
Um, are you having fun?
1171
00:51:16,509 --> 00:51:18,678
- Oh, yeah, I love
collecting wood.
1172
00:51:18,745 --> 00:51:22,049
- No, I mean on this
trip in general.
1173
00:51:22,116 --> 00:51:24,517
- Oh, of course, um...
1174
00:51:24,584 --> 00:51:25,618
Are you?
1175
00:51:25,685 --> 00:51:28,521
- Yeah, I'm having a lot of fun.
1176
00:51:30,157 --> 00:51:31,392
- Um, hey, Itsy.
1177
00:51:32,393 --> 00:51:34,627
There was something I
wanted to say to you,
1178
00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:36,297
and I'm sure you
can already tell.
1179
00:51:36,364 --> 00:51:40,267
But I'm not really somebody
that has a lot of friends.
1180
00:51:40,334 --> 00:51:42,169
People kinda think I'm weird.
1181
00:51:42,236 --> 00:51:43,070
- You're not weird.
1182
00:51:43,137 --> 00:51:44,071
- No, I am.
1183
00:51:45,473 --> 00:51:47,908
But I like that part
of me, you know?
1184
00:51:47,975 --> 00:51:51,045
Just makes it difficult for
other people to really like me.
1185
00:51:51,112 --> 00:51:53,481
- I found it really
easy to like you.
1186
00:51:53,546 --> 00:51:54,614
- Really?
1187
00:51:57,018 --> 00:51:57,884
- Yeah.
1188
00:51:58,818 --> 00:52:00,887
I find it really easy.
1189
00:52:01,888 --> 00:52:04,258
To really like you.
1190
00:52:04,325 --> 00:52:05,192
- I um...
1191
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:09,196
I really like you, too.
1192
00:52:13,700 --> 00:52:16,270
I-I wanna ask you something.
1193
00:52:16,337 --> 00:52:17,304
- What is it?
1194
00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:19,572
- Well, I was wondering.
1195
00:52:20,941 --> 00:52:24,178
Itsy, may I have your consent?
1196
00:52:24,245 --> 00:52:25,312
- My consent?
1197
00:52:25,379 --> 00:52:27,181
- Yeah, to like, you know...
1198
00:52:27,248 --> 00:52:30,284
- Geez, Calvin, I don't
think we're ready for that.
1199
00:52:30,351 --> 00:52:32,053
- Right, I'm sorry.
1200
00:52:32,119 --> 00:52:34,455
Kissing's a huge step, and we
should really take that slow.
1201
00:52:34,522 --> 00:52:35,923
- Hold on.
1202
00:52:35,990 --> 00:52:38,426
You were asking for my
consent just to kiss me?
1203
00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:39,793
- Of course.
1204
00:52:39,859 --> 00:52:41,228
I mean, consent is
really important.
1205
00:52:41,295 --> 00:52:44,365
- Well, in that case, of
course you can kiss me.
1206
00:52:44,432 --> 00:52:45,299
- Really?
1207
00:52:46,699 --> 00:52:47,567
Thank you.
1208
00:52:47,634 --> 00:52:48,835
Um, it's an honor.
1209
00:52:48,902 --> 00:52:50,271
I, um...
1210
00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,138
Okay.
1211
00:52:51,205 --> 00:52:52,572
Well, if I may.
1212
00:53:01,148 --> 00:53:03,417
- How much frickin' firewood
are you guys getting?
1213
00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:05,553
Oh, oh, oops.
1214
00:53:05,618 --> 00:53:07,488
Oh, is that firewood?
1215
00:53:07,555 --> 00:53:10,024
I think I'll go investigate.
1216
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:13,593
- Um, anyways.
1217
00:53:14,694 --> 00:53:16,263
- Hey, my foot is stuck.
1218
00:53:16,330 --> 00:53:17,797
I stepped in something squishy.
1219
00:53:17,864 --> 00:53:21,701
It might be dead, but it
is most certainly squishy.
1220
00:53:21,768 --> 00:53:23,170
- He'll be fine.
1221
00:53:23,237 --> 00:53:24,238
- Okay.
1222
00:53:24,305 --> 00:53:25,738
- Ouch, that hurt!
1223
00:53:25,805 --> 00:53:26,773
Okay, it bit me!
1224
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,009
I need to see a doctor.
1225
00:53:30,377 --> 00:53:32,346
- Okay, well, we should
probably go help him.
1226
00:53:32,413 --> 00:53:33,280
- Yeah.
1227
00:53:36,683 --> 00:53:38,751
- I think
it's licking me.
1228
00:53:41,288 --> 00:53:42,722
Larry, the Hungry.
1229
00:53:42,789 --> 00:53:44,325
- This kid
is always hungry.
1230
00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,859
- I'm starving.
1231
00:53:45,926 --> 00:53:47,694
I could eat a cow, horse-
1232
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,363
- Or Oreos.
1233
00:53:49,430 --> 00:53:52,333
- Guys, there's an
old tire someone left here.
1234
00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:53,467
When are we gonna get there?
1235
00:53:53,534 --> 00:53:55,302
- There it is right there.
1236
00:53:55,369 --> 00:53:56,237
- Yes!
1237
00:53:57,571 --> 00:54:00,508
You know, we've seen seven
deer on the side of the road.
1238
00:54:00,574 --> 00:54:01,609
- Only seven?
1239
00:54:01,674 --> 00:54:03,043
We've been driving for so long.
1240
00:54:03,110 --> 00:54:03,978
- I know.
1241
00:54:05,079 --> 00:54:08,182
Hey, gotta keep
track of something.
1242
00:54:09,016 --> 00:54:11,085
They sell moose here?
1243
00:54:11,152 --> 00:54:12,586
Gross.
1244
00:54:12,652 --> 00:54:13,720
- 'Kay, so we're
having lunch here
1245
00:54:13,786 --> 00:54:15,822
and then are we almost there?
1246
00:54:15,889 --> 00:54:18,359
- Actually, we're here.
1247
00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,659
This is the last place.
1248
00:54:19,726 --> 00:54:21,028
- Welcome, guys.
1249
00:54:21,095 --> 00:54:23,696
Anything I can get
you started with?
1250
00:54:23,763 --> 00:54:24,831
- Mom?
1251
00:54:28,435 --> 00:54:29,303
- Calvin?
1252
00:54:38,745 --> 00:54:39,812
Hey.
1253
00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:54,228
So um, how's Cyrus doing?
1254
00:54:55,795 --> 00:54:56,829
- You mean, Dad?
1255
00:54:56,896 --> 00:54:58,165
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1256
00:54:58,232 --> 00:55:00,568
It's probably weird
for me to ask.
1257
00:55:00,634 --> 00:55:01,635
I was just curious.
1258
00:55:01,701 --> 00:55:03,836
You don't have to answer.
1259
00:55:03,904 --> 00:55:06,806
He knows that you're
here at least, right?
1260
00:55:06,873 --> 00:55:08,142
- No, he doesn't because-
1261
00:55:08,209 --> 00:55:11,545
- Oh, Calvin, he
must be worried sick!
1262
00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:12,680
- No, he's not-
1263
00:55:12,745 --> 00:55:15,482
- Hey, no, you need to call him.
1264
00:55:18,485 --> 00:55:19,353
- I um
1265
00:55:20,621 --> 00:55:21,488
I can't.
1266
00:55:23,357 --> 00:55:25,593
- Okay, why can't you?
1267
00:55:25,659 --> 00:55:28,062
- 'Cause I don't
know where he is.
1268
00:55:28,128 --> 00:55:33,067
I haven't seen him since that
night that you guys, um...
1269
00:55:34,734 --> 00:55:37,338
- That, that, that night what?
1270
00:55:38,871 --> 00:55:42,376
- Ms. Kipler, um, from
what Calvin's told me,
1271
00:55:42,443 --> 00:55:46,447
he believes that you and Cyrus
disappeared 10 years ago.
1272
00:55:46,513 --> 00:55:47,448
- Disappeared?
1273
00:55:47,514 --> 00:55:48,515
What do you mean?
1274
00:55:48,582 --> 00:55:49,849
- He thought,
1275
00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:51,884
he thinks...
1276
00:55:53,187 --> 00:55:54,054
- What?
1277
00:55:56,390 --> 00:55:57,857
What does he think?
1278
00:55:57,925 --> 00:56:00,694
Someone please explain
to me what's going on.
1279
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:01,894
- No, wait.
1280
00:56:04,632 --> 00:56:06,367
You need to explain.
1281
00:56:09,069 --> 00:56:11,038
Where have you been?
1282
00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:14,774
- Oh, geez.
1283
00:56:16,876 --> 00:56:20,414
Where haven't I
been?
1284
00:56:20,481 --> 00:56:22,182
I've been all over.
1285
00:56:23,417 --> 00:56:25,019
- But I, I saw it.
1286
00:56:25,919 --> 00:56:26,754
I saw it.
1287
00:56:26,819 --> 00:56:28,489
- Saw what?
1288
00:56:28,555 --> 00:56:30,090
What did you see?
1289
00:56:31,659 --> 00:56:33,727
- I thought both of
you both were abducted.
1290
00:56:33,793 --> 00:56:34,928
- Abducted?
1291
00:56:35,929 --> 00:56:37,864
By aliens, or something?
1292
00:56:43,370 --> 00:56:44,238
No.
1293
00:56:46,173 --> 00:56:49,943
No, Calvin, that's not
at all what happened?
1294
00:56:50,010 --> 00:56:52,246
Your father and I
were separating.
1295
00:56:52,313 --> 00:56:53,180
We were,
1296
00:56:55,015 --> 00:56:56,483
we were getting a divorce.
1297
00:56:56,550 --> 00:57:00,054
He was supposed to explain
all of that to you.
1298
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,623
- Vera, Vera, slow down.
1299
00:57:02,690 --> 00:57:04,258
Come on.
1300
00:57:04,325 --> 00:57:05,259
Come inside and let's sit
down and talk about this.
1301
00:57:05,326 --> 00:57:06,126
- No.
1302
00:57:06,193 --> 00:57:07,094
No, Cy.
1303
00:57:07,894 --> 00:57:09,296
If I don't do this now,
1304
00:57:09,363 --> 00:57:10,830
it'll just be another
thing that I never did,
1305
00:57:10,897 --> 00:57:13,600
and I can't, I can't do this.
1306
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:15,736
I know we had so many plans.
1307
00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:18,972
And living in a broken-down
house in the middle of nowhere
1308
00:57:19,039 --> 00:57:20,274
was not one them.
1309
00:57:20,341 --> 00:57:23,277
Cy, I don't know
what happened to us.
1310
00:57:23,344 --> 00:57:25,878
- We became a family, Vera.
1311
00:57:25,946 --> 00:57:28,382
That's what happened to us.
1312
00:57:29,616 --> 00:57:31,952
Vera, please.
1313
00:57:32,953 --> 00:57:33,987
I'll let you go.
1314
00:57:34,054 --> 00:57:35,855
I promise I will.
1315
00:57:35,923 --> 00:57:38,926
At least say goodbye to him.
1316
00:57:38,992 --> 00:57:40,661
- You know I can't do that.
1317
00:57:40,728 --> 00:57:41,595
- Why?
1318
00:57:42,696 --> 00:57:46,967
- Because if I do that
then I will never leave.
1319
00:57:47,034 --> 00:57:49,970
- Well then maybe you shouldn't.
1320
00:57:51,105 --> 00:57:53,040
We can figure it out.
1321
00:57:53,107 --> 00:57:55,943
Just tell me what
to do, anything.
1322
00:57:56,009 --> 00:57:58,412
Just tell me what you need.
1323
00:57:59,947 --> 00:58:01,982
- Tell Calvin I'm sorry.
1324
00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,996
- Why did you leave?
1325
00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:21,001
- Uh,
1326
00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:23,637
I don't know, Calvin.
1327
00:58:23,704 --> 00:58:24,571
I just...
1328
00:58:25,672 --> 00:58:26,573
- No.
1329
00:58:28,809 --> 00:58:31,345
No, 'cause you need a reason.
1330
00:58:32,179 --> 00:58:34,782
Did you need to go somewhere?
1331
00:58:34,848 --> 00:58:36,650
Did something happen?
1332
00:58:38,152 --> 00:58:40,020
Did I do something wrong?
1333
00:58:40,087 --> 00:58:40,988
Did I do something wrong?
1334
00:58:41,054 --> 00:58:41,855
Did I make you mad?
1335
00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,123
- No, no, no!
1336
00:58:43,190 --> 00:58:44,425
You were good.
1337
00:58:44,491 --> 00:58:47,828
You did nothing.
1338
00:58:47,895 --> 00:58:49,029
You did nothing wrong.
1339
00:58:49,096 --> 00:58:51,665
You're really
1340
00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:54,368
a great kid.
1341
00:58:54,435 --> 00:58:55,502
Great kid.
1342
00:58:55,569 --> 00:58:57,070
I think that I just,
1343
00:58:57,137 --> 00:59:00,007
listen, I think that I
wasn't meant to be a mom.
1344
00:59:00,073 --> 00:59:02,309
At least not a very
good one, obviously.
1345
00:59:02,376 --> 00:59:04,745
- No, no, no, 'cause
you were to me.
1346
00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:05,679
You were.
1347
00:59:08,148 --> 00:59:09,616
You were my mom.
1348
00:59:13,587 --> 00:59:15,556
- The truth is
that I left because
1349
00:59:15,622 --> 00:59:17,758
when your father and I
married, I was so young,
1350
00:59:17,825 --> 00:59:21,261
and I barely knew who I was.
1351
00:59:21,328 --> 00:59:25,666
And once I figured it out,
I was just so desperate
1352
00:59:27,434 --> 00:59:30,471
to get out of that little
town and see the world,
1353
00:59:30,537 --> 00:59:34,107
and it felt like
life was out there.
1354
00:59:34,174 --> 00:59:36,643
And I was so scared that
I was gonna miss it,
1355
00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:40,214
that I was going to
give up anything.
1356
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,583
- Give up anything, yeah.
1357
00:59:43,684 --> 00:59:44,651
You mean me.
1358
00:59:44,718 --> 00:59:45,619
- No.
1359
00:59:45,686 --> 00:59:46,687
Don't say it like that.
1360
00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:48,989
No, I wanted to come back.
1361
00:59:49,056 --> 00:59:52,993
But the thought of facing you
1362
00:59:54,495 --> 00:59:56,897
and your dad.
1363
00:59:56,965 --> 01:00:00,334
How could I after I left you?
1364
01:00:01,535 --> 01:00:05,172
So just easier to
let it go, you know,
1365
01:00:05,239 --> 01:00:08,442
like water under the bridge.
1366
01:00:08,509 --> 01:00:10,811
So you can understand
that, right?
1367
01:00:10,878 --> 01:00:11,812
- Yeah, yeah.
1368
01:00:11,879 --> 01:00:12,746
Yeah.
1369
01:00:16,049 --> 01:00:17,751
It's easier just
to forget I exist.
1370
01:00:17,818 --> 01:00:18,619
I get it.
1371
01:00:18,685 --> 01:00:20,187
- No.
1372
01:00:20,254 --> 01:00:22,155
Calvin, you're taking all
of this the wrong way.
1373
01:00:22,222 --> 01:00:25,759
I'm saying that all
of this is behind us.
1374
01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,195
We can be friends now.
1375
01:00:28,262 --> 01:00:31,331
- I don't wanna
to be your friend.
1376
01:00:32,065 --> 01:00:34,701
I wanted to be your son.
1377
01:00:40,207 --> 01:00:41,441
So, let's go.
1378
01:01:12,941 --> 01:01:14,341
- I'm Hank Fujiwara.
1379
01:01:14,408 --> 01:01:17,979
You may remember me
from my other podcast.
1380
01:01:34,062 --> 01:01:36,263
- See you later, Calvin.
1381
01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:38,665
- See you, buddy.
1382
01:01:46,373 --> 01:01:49,710
Well, thank you
for the road trip.
1383
01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:50,711
It was, um,
1384
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,748
well, thank you.
1385
01:01:55,482 --> 01:01:57,351
- Calvin, I'm sorry.
1386
01:01:58,452 --> 01:02:00,787
I didn't know what I
expected your mom to be like-
1387
01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:02,456
- It's no big deal.
1388
01:02:03,657 --> 01:02:07,561
It's not like it was
your fault, or anything.
1389
01:02:07,628 --> 01:02:12,299
- Well, actually, I've been
meaning to tell you that
1390
01:02:13,101 --> 01:02:13,968
me and Heather, we start-
1391
01:02:16,603 --> 01:02:18,538
- Well, I gotta get going.
1392
01:02:18,605 --> 01:02:20,108
See you at school tomorrow.
1393
01:02:21,642 --> 01:02:22,809
- Good night.
1394
01:02:22,876 --> 01:02:24,678
- We're back!
1395
01:02:25,846 --> 01:02:27,681
- What's up, Cal?
1396
01:02:27,748 --> 01:02:29,383
- It's so
good to see you!
1397
01:02:29,449 --> 01:02:31,451
- You too.
1398
01:02:31,518 --> 01:02:33,054
- Calvin was here?
1399
01:02:33,121 --> 01:02:34,454
- Yeah.
1400
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,690
You ready for bed?
1401
01:02:36,757 --> 01:02:39,793
- No, I gotta
hear all the stories.
1402
01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,095
- All the stories?
1403
01:02:41,161 --> 01:02:42,863
- Yeah,
every single story,
1404
01:02:42,930 --> 01:02:44,498
and that thing about Daniel
1405
01:02:44,564 --> 01:02:48,335
and the hungry beaver
named Larry, part two.
1406
01:02:57,111 --> 01:02:58,478
- There she is!
1407
01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,648
- Heather, what's going on?
1408
01:03:01,715 --> 01:03:04,851
- OMG, that's right, you
played hooky on Friday.
1409
01:03:04,919 --> 01:03:05,786
We won.
1410
01:03:07,021 --> 01:03:09,589
New York City, here we come.
1411
01:03:09,656 --> 01:03:11,525
- Heather, why would
you turn this in?
1412
01:03:11,591 --> 01:03:12,626
- 'Cause that was the plan?
1413
01:03:12,693 --> 01:03:13,593
What?
1414
01:03:15,228 --> 01:03:16,329
- Calvin.
1415
01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:20,834
Calvin, I'm sorry.
1416
01:03:20,901 --> 01:03:23,004
Calvin, I can
explain, I promise.
1417
01:03:23,071 --> 01:03:25,639
Calvin, can you wait?
1418
01:03:25,706 --> 01:03:27,175
Calvin, stop.
1419
01:03:27,240 --> 01:03:28,241
Calvin, wait, serious-
1420
01:03:28,308 --> 01:03:30,111
- Was it before or after?
1421
01:03:30,178 --> 01:03:31,812
- What do you mean?
1422
01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:35,315
- Did you start writing that
paper before or after our trip?
1423
01:03:35,382 --> 01:03:36,683
- Before-
1424
01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:37,985
- Was it before or
after you told me
1425
01:03:38,052 --> 01:03:38,986
you wanted to be my friend?
1426
01:03:39,053 --> 01:03:40,520
- Before.
1427
01:03:40,587 --> 01:03:43,824
- Was it before or after
you told me you liked me?
1428
01:03:43,890 --> 01:03:44,758
- Before.
1429
01:03:46,460 --> 01:03:48,261
- So all of that
1430
01:03:48,328 --> 01:03:52,466
was just to get out of
this stupid town, right?
1431
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,335
- Calvin, I didn't know
you like I know you now.
1432
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:56,670
- Yeah well, my mom knew me too,
1433
01:03:56,737 --> 01:03:58,206
and that is exactly
what she did.
1434
01:03:58,271 --> 01:03:59,573
- I wouldn't do that.
1435
01:03:59,639 --> 01:04:01,209
- Oh hey, Calvin,
any word from E.T.
1436
01:04:01,274 --> 01:04:02,375
on how Mom and Dad are doing?
1437
01:04:02,442 --> 01:04:03,343
I heard probing was a thing.
1438
01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:04,946
- That's not true.
1439
01:04:05,012 --> 01:04:06,080
- Yes, it is.
1440
01:04:06,147 --> 01:04:07,215
I saw it on the SYFY channel.
1441
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,615
- No, his mom wasn't abducted.
1442
01:04:08,682 --> 01:04:10,617
We found her this
weekend in Montana.
1443
01:04:10,684 --> 01:04:11,551
- Oh.
1444
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:15,223
So she just ran out?
1445
01:04:15,288 --> 01:04:16,356
- No, I mean-
1446
01:04:16,423 --> 01:04:17,424
- Well, you were right, Itsy.
1447
01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:18,892
Isn't that what you said?
1448
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,496
You said that he was so
sad and pathetic, right?
1449
01:04:23,363 --> 01:04:25,665
Aww, look, he's so sad now.
1450
01:04:25,732 --> 01:04:27,001
Hey, maybe Mommy
will kiss it better
1451
01:04:27,068 --> 01:04:28,368
if she hasn't run off again.
1452
01:04:28,435 --> 01:04:29,636
- What is wrong with you?
1453
01:04:29,703 --> 01:04:30,570
- No!
1454
01:04:30,637 --> 01:04:31,404
- You're such a jerk, Heather!
1455
01:04:33,306 --> 01:04:34,574
- Get off me!
1456
01:04:34,641 --> 01:04:36,409
- Fight,
fight, fight!
1457
01:04:36,476 --> 01:04:37,811
- Come at me, you mongrels!
1458
01:04:37,878 --> 01:04:38,913
You're not ready!
1459
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:40,248
I'm built different!
1460
01:04:42,917 --> 01:04:43,784
That's my sister!
1461
01:04:43,850 --> 01:04:44,718
- Get off me!
1462
01:04:44,785 --> 01:04:46,020
Help me!
1463
01:04:46,087 --> 01:04:47,188
- I've been waiting a
long time to do this!
1464
01:04:48,956 --> 01:04:50,590
- So I take one out, give
the ol'
1465
01:04:50,657 --> 01:04:52,592
and then the other one
comes at me like aahh,
1466
01:04:52,659 --> 01:04:54,095
and then I'm like, so I'm
like "Today's my lucky day."
1467
01:04:55,629 --> 01:04:57,397
- Okay, okay, we get it, honey.
1468
01:04:57,464 --> 01:04:58,698
I mean, we're just lucky
1469
01:04:58,765 --> 01:04:59,967
they didn't suspend
the both of you.
1470
01:05:00,034 --> 01:05:01,501
- Yeah, speaking of which,
1471
01:05:01,568 --> 01:05:04,371
I was thinking we ground
you guys for like, 2 days.
1472
01:05:04,437 --> 01:05:06,773
- Oh, our first grounding.
1473
01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:08,109
How fun.
1474
01:05:08,176 --> 01:05:10,510
We can make you guys
pull weeds, or something.
1475
01:05:10,577 --> 01:05:12,213
- Sand the banisters?
1476
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,347
- I've got some ottomans that
need to be reupholstered.
1477
01:05:14,414 --> 01:05:15,348
You can do that, too.
1478
01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:16,918
- Ooh, exciting.
1479
01:05:16,984 --> 01:05:19,886
- I have no clue
what that means, whatsoever.
1480
01:05:25,927 --> 01:05:30,031
- Hey, you remember that
you're grounded, right?
1481
01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:31,898
Just be back before dinner.
1482
01:05:31,966 --> 01:05:33,333
I guess.
1483
01:06:28,755 --> 01:06:30,824
- Honey, what's wrong?
1484
01:06:33,294 --> 01:06:34,694
- What's wrong?
1485
01:06:42,569 --> 01:06:43,637
- Dinner.
1486
01:06:43,703 --> 01:06:45,940
- You can just leave it.
1487
01:06:47,741 --> 01:06:49,043
- These from Calvin's shed?
1488
01:06:49,110 --> 01:06:51,379
- Yeah, he was
tracking this comet,
1489
01:06:51,444 --> 01:06:52,914
the one he believed that the UFO
1490
01:06:52,980 --> 01:06:56,050
that took his parents
were following.
1491
01:06:56,117 --> 01:06:57,784
'Til I blew it all up.
1492
01:06:57,851 --> 01:06:59,653
- That was pretty uncool of you.
1493
01:06:59,719 --> 01:07:00,820
But he still deserved to know
1494
01:07:00,887 --> 01:07:02,689
that his mom was
still out there,
1495
01:07:02,756 --> 01:07:05,492
even if she was a total jerk.
1496
01:07:06,928 --> 01:07:08,129
What are these?
1497
01:07:08,195 --> 01:07:11,065
- Those were taken the
night his parents left,
1498
01:07:11,132 --> 01:07:14,567
and he didn't have a way
to develop them, so I did.
1499
01:07:14,634 --> 01:07:16,404
- What this, though?
1500
01:07:16,469 --> 01:07:17,570
- I just told you.
1501
01:07:17,637 --> 01:07:20,308
- No, this, right here.
1502
01:07:20,374 --> 01:07:21,309
- Is that a UFO?
1503
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,410
- That's a UFO?
1504
01:07:22,475 --> 01:07:23,510
- Shh!
1505
01:07:25,379 --> 01:07:26,414
It's tonight.
1506
01:07:26,479 --> 01:07:27,681
- Huh?
1507
01:07:27,747 --> 01:07:29,016
- That's why he's
not at the shed.
1508
01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:30,817
Jesper's Comet
flies over tonight!
1509
01:07:30,884 --> 01:07:33,120
- How many times do I
have to say orienteering
1510
01:07:33,187 --> 01:07:35,156
before you listen to me?
1511
01:07:36,324 --> 01:07:40,027
- With these coordinates
measuring for travel time,
1512
01:07:40,094 --> 01:07:43,097
huh, the comet path
should be right here,
1513
01:07:43,164 --> 01:07:46,434
but it looks like he mixed up
the 1/3 and 1/4 mile marker
1514
01:07:46,499 --> 01:07:49,337
and went to a spot
2 miles south.
1515
01:07:49,403 --> 01:07:51,339
- You are a genius!
1516
01:07:51,405 --> 01:07:52,806
Freakin' fractions.
1517
01:07:52,872 --> 01:07:54,175
Oh, man.
1518
01:07:54,241 --> 01:07:55,943
- Unless we tell him,
he's gonna miss the comet.
1519
01:07:56,010 --> 01:07:57,445
- You forget, we're grounded.
1520
01:07:57,510 --> 01:08:00,580
- You forget that
I'm very clever.
1521
01:08:01,848 --> 01:08:03,184
Hello, Mother and Father.
1522
01:08:03,317 --> 01:08:07,188
I'm just going to the
kitchen for sustenance.
1523
01:08:09,223 --> 01:08:10,157
Oh, no!
1524
01:08:10,224 --> 01:08:11,658
I've broken something.
1525
01:08:11,725 --> 01:08:13,928
Gasp! I think it's
Mother's favorite tea mug!
1526
01:08:13,995 --> 01:08:15,429
- Better not be!
1527
01:08:15,495 --> 01:08:16,998
- Never mind.
1528
01:08:17,064 --> 01:08:18,265
I think it's Dad's entire
shot glass collection
1529
01:08:18,332 --> 01:08:19,799
from Venezuela.
1530
01:08:19,866 --> 01:08:22,203
- If you mean Nicaragua,
I'm gonna be really upset.
1531
01:08:34,281 --> 01:08:36,484
Hold it right there, missy.
1532
01:08:37,617 --> 01:08:39,619
I'm guessing your brother
orchestrated that whole thing
1533
01:08:39,686 --> 01:08:42,490
as a distraction so
you could sneak out?
1534
01:08:42,555 --> 01:08:43,857
- Mm hm.
1535
01:08:43,924 --> 01:08:45,226
- And you're going
to go find Calvin?
1536
01:08:45,292 --> 01:08:46,160
- Mm hm.
1537
01:08:49,163 --> 01:08:51,898
- Then you should
probably take my car.
1538
01:08:51,966 --> 01:08:54,468
- Wait, you'll need this.
1539
01:08:54,534 --> 01:08:56,270
It's dark out there.
1540
01:08:57,038 --> 01:08:58,772
- You guys are okay with this?
1541
01:08:58,838 --> 01:09:02,209
- Ah, you can be
grounded some other time.
1542
01:09:02,276 --> 01:09:05,012
Maybe next Thursday.
1543
01:09:09,682 --> 01:09:10,985
- Go get 'em, kiddo.
1544
01:09:11,052 --> 01:09:11,651
- Love you guys.
1545
01:09:11,718 --> 01:09:12,886
- Love you.
1546
01:09:44,285 --> 01:09:45,152
- Calvin!
1547
01:09:49,323 --> 01:09:51,125
- Calvin!
1548
01:09:57,064 --> 01:09:58,032
- Calvin!
1549
01:09:59,100 --> 01:09:59,899
- Calvin!
1550
01:10:07,308 --> 01:10:08,976
- Calvin!
1551
01:10:10,177 --> 01:10:11,045
- Calvin!
1552
01:10:12,246 --> 01:10:13,280
Calvin!
1553
01:10:16,984 --> 01:10:17,851
- Itsy?
1554
01:10:21,122 --> 01:10:22,022
- Calvin.
1555
01:10:25,725 --> 01:10:28,129
Calvin, I am so sorry
about everything.
1556
01:10:28,195 --> 01:10:29,729
I shouldn't have written
that article about you,
1557
01:10:29,796 --> 01:10:30,998
and I shouldn't have
said those things,
1558
01:10:31,065 --> 01:10:32,866
and you were right
about everything
1559
01:10:32,933 --> 01:10:33,833
except your mom being abducted,
who just turned out to be
1560
01:10:33,900 --> 01:10:34,901
a total jerk-
1561
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:36,203
- Itsy.
1562
01:10:36,270 --> 01:10:37,972
- And I'm sorry, I was
just focused on trying
1563
01:10:38,038 --> 01:10:38,939
to get back to my old life,
so I was self-centered,
1564
01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:39,639
and selfish, and a jerk!
1565
01:10:39,706 --> 01:10:40,407
- Itsy.
1566
01:10:42,243 --> 01:10:43,277
You're right.
1567
01:10:44,445 --> 01:10:46,080
- You don't have to
agree that quickly.
1568
01:10:46,147 --> 01:10:49,450
- No, no, what I
mean is I've realized
1569
01:10:50,584 --> 01:10:53,187
I've spent so much time thinking
about leaving this planet,
1570
01:10:53,254 --> 01:10:56,357
I haven't thought about
what I'd do if I stayed.
1571
01:10:56,423 --> 01:10:58,492
So I came here to say goodbye.
1572
01:10:58,559 --> 01:11:01,028
Not to Earth, but to my dad.
1573
01:11:04,965 --> 01:11:07,134
I have to move on.
1574
01:11:07,201 --> 01:11:09,637
I can't keep pretending like
he's coming back for me,
1575
01:11:09,702 --> 01:11:10,905
or that UFOs exist-
1576
01:11:10,971 --> 01:11:12,739
- No, but they do exist!
1577
01:11:12,805 --> 01:11:14,275
Calvin, you were
right about the UFOs,
1578
01:11:14,341 --> 01:11:15,910
but you were wrong
about the location.
1579
01:11:15,976 --> 01:11:18,279
We're supposed to be
two miles that way.
1580
01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:19,613
You might be a genius,
1581
01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:21,282
but you're still
horrible at fractions.
1582
01:11:22,917 --> 01:11:23,816
- I was right?
1583
01:11:23,883 --> 01:11:24,919
- You were right.
1584
01:11:24,985 --> 01:11:26,387
- My dad was abducted by aliens?
1585
01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,888
- Your dad was totally
abducted by aliens!
1586
01:11:28,956 --> 01:11:30,424
- We've got 23 minutes.
1587
01:11:30,491 --> 01:11:31,392
Okay, we need to go.
1588
01:11:42,369 --> 01:11:44,205
- This way; let's go.
1589
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,426
- Did we make it on time?
1590
01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:06,759
- We made it.
1591
01:12:11,365 --> 01:12:12,166
Okay, it's coming.
1592
01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:13,667
It's coming.
1593
01:12:15,302 --> 01:12:16,437
- There it is!
1594
01:12:22,443 --> 01:12:24,044
It's so beautiful.
1595
01:12:30,951 --> 01:12:33,153
- Okay, okay, get ready.
1596
01:12:51,804 --> 01:12:52,906
- Calvin?
1597
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:57,511
- I really thought
he was coming.
1598
01:12:58,811 --> 01:13:00,214
- Are you okay?
1599
01:13:05,586 --> 01:13:06,553
- I'm okay.
1600
01:13:09,789 --> 01:13:12,059
I think I'm finally okay.
1601
01:13:14,328 --> 01:13:17,864
I've got everything
I need right here.
1602
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,534
Let's go home.
1603
01:13:56,637 --> 01:13:58,072
- Calvin, look.
1604
01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:13,754
- Pardon?
1605
01:14:16,323 --> 01:14:18,858
- Nice to meet you, buddy.
1606
01:14:20,094 --> 01:14:23,863
- Oh, yeah, it's nice
to meet you too, buddy.
1607
01:14:27,634 --> 01:14:28,535
- Calvin?
1608
01:14:35,008 --> 01:14:36,076
- Dad?
1609
01:14:39,580 --> 01:14:40,848
Dad!
1610
01:14:55,496 --> 01:14:56,530
- Oh, Calvin.
1611
01:14:57,264 --> 01:14:58,732
I can't believe you're here.
1612
01:14:58,799 --> 01:15:00,000
- Me?
1613
01:15:00,067 --> 01:15:01,001
I can't believe
that you're here.
1614
01:15:01,068 --> 01:15:01,901
- And look at you.
1615
01:15:01,969 --> 01:15:03,003
You're huge!
1616
01:15:03,070 --> 01:15:04,071
- Look at you!
1617
01:15:04,138 --> 01:15:06,240
You look, the exact same.
1618
01:15:06,306 --> 01:15:07,808
- Yeah, it's crazy, right?
1619
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:09,877
Yeah, there's something
about chasing Jesper's Comet
1620
01:15:09,943 --> 01:15:11,378
that stops you from aging.
1621
01:15:11,445 --> 01:15:14,348
You know, I've been up
in space for 109 years.
1622
01:15:14,415 --> 01:15:17,584
Wait, so how many earth years
have passed since I left?
1623
01:15:17,651 --> 01:15:19,620
- You've been gone
for 10 years, Dad.
1624
01:15:19,686 --> 01:15:22,189
- Oh, I'm so sorry, son.
1625
01:15:22,256 --> 01:15:24,892
Look, I've been trying to reach
you since the moment I left.
1626
01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:27,961
Did you get my message
about pancakes?
1627
01:15:28,028 --> 01:15:30,130
- I knew that was you.
1628
01:15:30,197 --> 01:15:32,199
- Well, I'm here now.
1629
01:15:37,104 --> 01:15:38,739
- Calvin?
1630
01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:43,477
- Who's this?
1631
01:15:43,544 --> 01:15:44,545
- Hi, I'm Itsy.
1632
01:15:44,611 --> 01:15:45,512
- Oh, hi, Itsy.
1633
01:15:45,579 --> 01:15:47,948
I'm Cyrus, Calvin's dad.
1634
01:15:48,015 --> 01:15:49,850
Are you, uh...
1635
01:15:49,918 --> 01:15:51,952
- Well, it's um...
1636
01:15:52,019 --> 01:15:53,654
- I'm his girlfriend.
1637
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,823
- I see, all right.
1638
01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:57,224
Hmm.
1639
01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:58,927
Well, it's very nice
to meet you, Itsy.
1640
01:15:58,992 --> 01:16:00,794
- Nice to meet buddy.
1641
01:16:05,132 --> 01:16:06,700
- Wait, Dad, your hair.
1642
01:16:06,767 --> 01:16:07,801
You're getting older.
1643
01:16:07,868 --> 01:16:09,203
- Oh no.
1644
01:16:09,269 --> 01:16:10,904
I was afraid this would happen.
1645
01:16:10,971 --> 01:16:12,005
- What's going on?
1646
01:16:12,072 --> 01:16:13,273
- Time is catching up to me.
1647
01:16:13,340 --> 01:16:15,142
That 109 years I spent in space
1648
01:16:15,209 --> 01:16:18,011
must be affecting
me all at once.
1649
01:16:28,121 --> 01:16:29,256
Okay.
1650
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:30,390
- What are they saying?
1651
01:16:30,457 --> 01:16:33,193
- Well, the bad news is uh...
1652
01:16:34,628 --> 01:16:35,729
- You can't stay.
1653
01:16:35,796 --> 01:16:36,630
- Well, no.
1654
01:16:36,697 --> 01:16:37,898
I can.
1655
01:16:37,966 --> 01:16:39,600
I've come all this
way to see you.
1656
01:16:39,666 --> 01:16:41,101
I'm staying here.
1657
01:16:41,168 --> 01:16:44,238
- Dad, you've aged 20
years in five minutes.
1658
01:16:44,304 --> 01:16:47,841
Another 15 and you'll have
aged 60 years and probably die.
1659
01:16:47,909 --> 01:16:49,409
You need to go.
1660
01:16:49,476 --> 01:16:50,244
- All right.
1661
01:16:50,310 --> 01:16:51,845
Give me a second.
1662
01:17:00,053 --> 01:17:01,688
Okay, great news.
1663
01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:03,557
They said that you
guys can come with us.
1664
01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:05,692
Yeah, but we need to
leave ASAP, all right.
1665
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:08,328
These guys are kind of obsessed
with chasing Jesper's Comet
1666
01:17:08,395 --> 01:17:10,731
because they think the tail
tastes like cotton candy.
1667
01:17:10,797 --> 01:17:12,599
By the way, it's very good.
1668
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:13,500
- Cotton candy?
1669
01:17:13,567 --> 01:17:14,801
- Yeah.
1670
01:17:14,868 --> 01:17:16,436
- But the tails of
comets are mostly made up
1671
01:17:16,503 --> 01:17:18,138
of ionized gases and
metallic microparticles.
1672
01:17:18,205 --> 01:17:20,140
- Oh, my sweet, sweet boy.
1673
01:17:20,207 --> 01:17:22,643
There's so much
for you to learn.
1674
01:17:24,111 --> 01:17:25,879
Oh, there's the departure bell.
1675
01:17:25,947 --> 01:17:26,747
Come on, let's go.
1676
01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:28,081
We better go.
1677
01:17:29,583 --> 01:17:30,450
- Calvin.
1678
01:17:32,152 --> 01:17:33,021
I can't leave.
1679
01:17:33,086 --> 01:17:34,588
My family's here.
1680
01:17:37,758 --> 01:17:38,825
- But my dad.
1681
01:17:40,594 --> 01:17:41,461
- I know.
1682
01:17:48,835 --> 01:17:49,703
You go.
1683
01:17:52,974 --> 01:17:53,840
- Calvin?
1684
01:18:02,984 --> 01:18:03,850
Come on.
1685
01:18:06,620 --> 01:18:07,754
- Dad, I, I...
1686
01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:11,291
- Yeah, it's okay.
1687
01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:12,859
I understand.
1688
01:18:12,927 --> 01:18:17,531
Just know I'll be up
there looking down on you.
1689
01:18:17,598 --> 01:18:20,567
Oh, I'm so proud of you, Son.
1690
01:18:20,634 --> 01:18:22,102
So proud of you.
1691
01:18:31,345 --> 01:18:33,081
Love you, kiddo.
1692
01:18:33,146 --> 01:18:35,148
- Love you, too, Dad.
1693
01:18:41,722 --> 01:18:43,624
- And hey, the
comet will be making
1694
01:18:43,690 --> 01:18:46,226
its way back around to
Earth every 10 years.
1695
01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,261
Maybe one day you guys
will change your minds
1696
01:18:48,328 --> 01:18:50,464
and wanna come with us.
1697
01:19:18,158 --> 01:19:19,426
- Wait, look.
1698
01:19:21,095 --> 01:19:23,163
- Make a wish, Calvin.
1699
01:19:26,266 --> 01:19:29,336
- Well, um, if now
is a good time.
1700
01:19:30,270 --> 01:19:33,473
I'd like to ask for
your consent to-
1701
01:19:35,809 --> 01:19:36,677
Wow.
1702
01:19:37,544 --> 01:19:38,980
- What?
1703
01:19:39,047 --> 01:19:42,482
- I just didn't expect for
my wish to come true so soon.
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