All language subtitles for 1966 Our Man Flint

Gentlemen,
Gentlemen, it's quite true.

The weather still continues
to defy nature.

Overnight, the temperature
at the Arctic has risen
4.9 degrees Fahrenheit,

Another five degrees,
and Haifa Harbor
is completely under water!

Oh, it's quite true.
New York, San Francisco,
New Orleans, Marseille.

Every seaport's in danger.

Who is doing this?
And why?

It's the work of madmen!
Oh! Mad, sane--

Oh, they're brilliant.

They're demonstrating
that they can control the weather.

Put icebergs
in the Mediterranean.

You control the weather,
and you control the world.

What is it they want?
Why haven't they contacted us?

Oh, they will, but we're
not gonna wait for them.

We've just had
our first break.

According to this dispatch
I just received,

our team of agents
has them cornered.

It was a trap.

We just lost
another team of agents.

- They know every move we make!
- They have a superb intelligence unit.

How can I find that laboratory
if I keep losing manpower?

How about 0008?

Unfortunately,
he is not available.

International narcotics.

Please. This is academic.
We can't use 0008,

They have a file
on our entire personnel.

We're gonna have to recruit
from outside the organization.

If you'll write down
the qualifications..

You believe necessary
for the assignment,

our computer will give us
the ideal man.

Stand by computers.

Derek Flint!

My country awarded him
the Croix de Guerre!
Flint's wrong for this job, you know.

Cramden, wasn't Derek Flint
under your command
during the war?

Forget it.
He can't take orders.
Derek Flint!

Three battlefield promotions
in one month,

And our Medal of Honor.
I said forget it!

Excellent chap!
Expert frogman!

Name's Derek Flint.

We need a man
who can follow regulations!

We need a man
who's disciplined, I--
Flint!

- Huh?
- Flint!

- Flint!
- Flint!

I don't care what these computers say.

I know this man,
and he just--

Yes, sir?

Eh? Well, uh--
Well, how did you know, sir? I--

Very well, sir. Yes, sir.

Well, of course, that's--
That's your privilege, sir.

Well, if, uh--
if that's your wish, sir.

Yes, sir.

Mm-hmm. Yes, sir.

Very good, sir.

Mr, Cramden wan--
Ah!

Mr. Flint,
General Hawkins.

Mr, Cramden wan--
Ah!

What do you mean
he said no?

Yes, sir?

But I sent General Hawkins
himself, sir. I--

Yes, sir.
I'll contact Flint personally.

Yes, sir.
It'll be a pleasure, sir.

Sir?

- Lower your hand slowly and smile.
- What?

If he senses
hostility towards me,
he'll rip you apart,

Thank you, Caesar.

- Well, sir, this is a surprise.
- Yeah?

Let me take
your hat and coat.

Perhaps nudes
aren't your dish of tea.

Have a cigar, sir.

- No, thank you.
- Breakfast, sir?

I had lunch two hours ago.

Oh, I must still be
on Moscow time, Yes.

Moscow? What? Business?
No. The ballet, sir.

You traveled all the way
to Moscow to watch a ballet?
No, To teach.

Do you mind if we talk
while I shave?

After you.

Now, Flint,
I'm here because I--
You want something.

Please don't be clever.
I came here on orders.

Bonjour, chéri
Ah! Bonjour, baby.

Ooh.

Well-- Maybe my office would
be a better place to talk.
I doubt it, sir.

Well, once you realize
the importance of this project,

I know you'll--
you'll be interested in--

Sir, I am sure you know
the high regard I have for
both you and your organization.

- Uh, thank you.
- But I think your file on me
needs updating,

You see, as of late,

my interests are
less governmental than personal.

All right for today?

Oh, excellent, carissima.

Later.

Well, now, Flint, in the past,

you and I have had
our differences.

Uh, well, discipline
is a-- a vital factor,

Hmm.

Uh, well, every citizen has got--

Ah. Excuse me.

Flint, the government
needs you,

Yes, well,
it's good to be wanted, sir.

But this is the most
important assignment
a man was ever offered.

I sincerely hope you find a good man
to head up your project,

Man does not live
by bread alone,

Later.

every computer
designated you
the best man for the job.

Well, look,
I-I don't bear a grudge.

I know we've had
our disagreements
in the past.

Sir, sir, Sir, you know
it just doesn't work between us.

Later, baby.
Oh, do you want a shave, sir?

Flint, the world's in trouble!

It usually is, but it manages
to extricate itself without my help.

You're still the same old,
selfish, arrogant, sick--

Sir, you're getting edgy.
Don't tell me--

Later!

Yeah.

But I--

♪♪{Orchestra: Romantic]

Good evening, Monsieur Flint.
Good evening.

Paul, Table number 1.

Thank you, Maurice.
The pleasure is mine,
Monsieur Flint.

Merci beaucoup.

Un moment, monsieur

Oui C'est d'accord.
Merci bien.

Stand back, folks.
Please step back.

No. Hand me that candle.

Why would anyone want
to kill Mr. Cramden?

Oh, I think the dart
was meant for me,

It seems I have a job
whether I want one or not.

Gentlemen, the new head
of our operations team,

the man you selected--
Derek Flint.

Thank you, gentlemen.
I accept this assignment.

Oh, I'm sorry about
that crude incision, sir.

Thank you, gentlemen.
We'll now have a private briefing.

Flint, I owe you my life.
The medic said
four more seconds, and I--

Three more seconds, sir.
Damn it, man.
Is there anything you don't know?

A great many things, sir.

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll need a few hours to prepare.

It worries me so
when he stops his heart this way.

It's over three hours,
isn't it?

Yes, but it does relax him.

Must be a dangerous assignment.

Ladies.

Sakito.

You call Eddie and
confirm our seats
for the concert.

Gina.

Venison's almost ready to be hung.
You'll take care of it?

Leslie.

Call Freddie and postpone
my appointment for my fitting.

Till when?
Wednesday will be all right.

Are you sure?
Of course.

Ah.

Your codebook.
If you don't mind, I prefer
to use my own personal code.

- I'd much rather you use
the government code.
- I already know mine, sir.

It's a mathematical progression--
40, 26, 36. It's based on--

I can imagine what it's based on.

Walther P.P.K. with silencer.

High velocity,
extreme penetrating power.
Yes, it's a very fine weapon.

Tempered steel.
Very effective at close range.

But I have no need for these.
They're crude.

Huh?

When I nod,
you start the stopwatch.

When I indicate "stop," stop.

This needle is dipped in curare.
How long did it take?

This contains 65 weapons.

This has 82 different functions.

Eighty-three--
if you wish to light a cigar.

Oh. The chemical analysis
of that dart.

That's odd.

In addition to the poison,

there were traces of garlic,
saffron and fennel
on the feather.

What proportion, sir?
Uh, Propor-- Here.

- Marseille, Bouillabaisse.
- Huh?

Well, sir, throughout the world,
in the preparation of bouillabaisse,

the usual proportion of garlic
to buttered saffron and fennel..

Is two cloves of garlic
to a pinch of buttered saffron
to a dash of fennel.

Now, only in a certain
small section of Marseille..

Are these three condiments
prepared in these proportions.

Now, whoever handled that dart
was in Marseille
within the last 24 hours.

Good-bye, sir.
Now, hold it, Hold it.

Here's a list of the men
under your command.

No, thank you.
I don't need anyone, sir.

Flint, you said
you were joining the team.
But the team isn't joining me.

Damn it, man!
For once in your life,
you're gonna follow orders!

This is my mission, sir.
I work alone, You know that.
Your mission?

The United States government is
involved in this, too,
not to mention the rest of the world.

It's my show now.

You're under arrest, Flint!

I'm glad to see
you're still keeping up
with your karate exercises, sir.

I noticed
that these men were wearing
Battle of the Bulge ribbons.

There is no ribbon
for the Battle of the Bulge.
Exactly,

These men are impostors.
What? Gridley?

This man's been with us--
That's Gridley.

Sir, if you look around the eyes,
you'll see some scars,

On the bridge of the nose?

Plastic surgery.

You've cracked, Flint.
All this high livin'.
You've cracked.

In here! They're dead!
In here! They're dead!

Gridley!
This one's gone.

Excuse me, sir.
What are you doin'?
What are you do--

I, uh-- I'll arrange
for your transportation
to Marseille,

Oh, no. That won't be necessary, sir.
I have my own jet.

Paging Mr Derek Flint.

Your plane is ready, sir

♪♪{Classical]
You said 9:00, Mr. Flint.

Yes.

Mmm.

Thank you.

Mmm, Yes.

Check, please.

The finest bouillabaisse
in Marseille, monsieur.

Merci, monsieur

The last big shipment
went as scheduled.

I had some free time,
and only in Marseille do
they really make bouillabaisse.

So I thought--
You thought.

It is your muscle that thinks,
not your brain,

And this
in plain sight of everyone.

A harmless jar of cream--
a little gift for one's wife,

"A harmless jar of cream."

If someone
in this den of thieves
stole it and examined it--

Well, I thought--
You will leave at once.

Look slowly to your right.

Yes. Bouillabaisse.
Etpropre, eh?
Très bien.

Yeah, More,
Come on, baby. Come on.

Come on, honey.
Let's see you work hard.

Come on, baby.

Hello, Flint,
0008.

- I wanted a word with you,
- Yeah, my pleasure. Good boy.

Narcotics, Flint,
It's a new, powerful drug.

Did you hear anything?
No. SPECTRE involved?

It's bigger than SPECTRE.

Galaxy? Is that all?
That's it.

So long, 0008,
So long, Flint.

Hans Gruber--
Hitler Youth movement.

Escaped during
the Nuremberg trials.

I'm a much nicer
person now.

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

♪♪{Jazz Continues]

Hmm, Apennine-Tuscan kaolin.

Water from the Pontine Marshes.

Cold cream.

Hmm.

Eighty-seven, 89, 42.

Twenty-seven, 34, 83.

Sixteen, 69, 60.

Rome? What the hell
is he going to Rome for?

I don't exactly know, sir.

Seventy-two, 46, 49.

"To buy a jar of cold cream."

Cold cream.

Cold cream, eh?

The world is crumbling,
and he's buying cold cream.

- Your report?
- Mr. Flint will cause no more trouble.

An interesting statement,
but not factual

The explosion--
I heard it myself.

The explosion was live,

and, unfortunately, so is Mr Flint.

Thanks to Rodney's
desire for proof,

we discovered
there were no remains.

Why didn't you tell me?
That you were unsuccessful again?

- Rodney, you must learn patience.
- Gentlemen, forgive me.

You are scientists.
As such, you are
accustomed to failure.

It merely increases
your desire for success.

But in my business,
failure is inexcusable.

We've treated Flint too lightly.

- He's too dangerous to live.
- Yes.

We've lost several good men
and a valued friend in Gruber

Gentlemen, I would
welcome the opportunity--

We have not yet
lost confidence in Gila.

Mr. Flint will cause
no more trouble.

I have just received
the information
I have requested.

You mean
the impregnable Mr Flint
does have one weakness?

No, Dr. Schneider.
Four.

May I help you?
Yes, Would you
unzipper me, please?

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Sono certo.
Va bene.

Si

Esotica,

Grazie.

Thirty-five, 14, 82.

Seventy-six, 14, 29.

Seventy-two, 42, 41.

Thirteen, 36, 64.

Forty-two, 87, 63.

Forty-seven, 47, 43.

"Am walking into... trap"?

"Heading for the Exotica
Beauty factory,"

"If lucky,
will lead to laboratory.

If not,
please... send flowers."

I'm leaving for Rome
immediately.

You can contact me
at the embassy,

Now I can
silence him permanently.

Put away the gun.
Violence hasn't worked.
You have proof of that,

And besides,
how do you know he is alone?

All right, Gila,
but you'd better
be right this time.

Buongiorno.
Buongiorno.

Do you have an appointment?
Not really.

But I would
like to see the manager
if at all possible.

My card.

Please, I couldn't think
of accepting this.
Oh.

Miss Gila, there's
a man here to see you.
He's very insistent.

My name is Flint.
I didn't--

Thank you very much,
my dear.

Uh, you have a very charming
and efficient secretary.

Mr, Flint, do you always
barge into people's offices?

- No. I'd rather be invited.
- Come in,

I have the feeling
I was expected.

- Have we met before?
- Twice before, Mr. Flint.

Once in New York
and once in Marseille.

Oh, you must have been
the blonde harpist.

And Gruber's friend.

And you left me a little present--
a jar like this, right?

- May I look inside?
- Some of them are harmless, Mr. Flint.

You were right.
We were expecting you.

Here I am. Now, shall we
talk about the weather?

- About what?
- The weather.

Of course, but not here.

Personal matters require privacy.

Oh, you have
some little place in mind.

A-- A trap?

You are prepared to take
some risks, no?

I'll answer all your questions.
Is that a deal?

It's cold cream.
Cold cream.

Yes, it's a deal.

Sky full of stars.

Mm-hmm, it is.
It's marvelous, isn't it?

I can almost see
a whole galaxy from here.

Shall we discuss it further?

I thought we were
gonna talk about... the weather.

You won't believe me.
You are too shrewd,

too experienced
to pay attention to our secret.

You try me.

They are
controlling the weather
from inside a volcano.

Right. Inside a volcano.
Mm-hmm.

Where--
Where is this volcano? Hmm?

Not so fast, Mr. Flint.

There are many other details.

Get some brandy.

He took the key.
He's on his way.

You say you speak English?
Yes, sir.

This man you described,
you sure you took him
to this address?

Yes. He was the one
who was sitting back there..

Figuring out
the lottery numbers.

Hmm? Oh, yeah.

There's the building.

What's the trouble?
There's no building.

Will someone tell this idiot
to make sense?

All right.
Now, what happened?

A whole building disappeared.
A whole building disa--

Do you think he, uh--
General, I didn't
have anything to drink,

Now, just a minute.
Nobody's accusing you of anything.

- We both know there was
a building there, right?
- Si

And we also know that buildings
can't disappear into thin air, right?

- Si
- So what happened to the building?

It disappeared into thin air.

Great intelligence work!

Your next post will be Peyton Place!

You talk about discipline.

Why did you stop me
from killing Flint?

Are you questioning my loyalty?
No, no.

I merely thought
you might have felt, uh,

certain stirrings.

There is very little air in that safe.

Flint will die of suffocation.

Your way would have been kinder.

My apologies, Gila,
How very thoughtful you are.

Sixteen, 69, 62.

Sixty-two, I 6, 27.

Twenty-five, 41, 32.

"Have discovered location
of enemy headquarters.

Advise you send fleet there at once
and destroy it,"

Five--
You have done well,
Section 4.

You will also be pleased to know
that Flint's four playmates
have arrived at headquarters...

and are now in the process
of being programmed.

Get him back.
We gotta find that location!

Yes, sir.

Sixteen, 28, 14.

Forty-nine, 62, 43.

That's it.
That's-- What's the message?

"Will give you location later.

"Am headed for..
a family reunion.

Regards, Flint."

Uh, family reunion?

Well, you were right.
He's dead.

You will arrange for the coffin.

I've already arranged it.
It's on its way.

You were very sure.
Yes. Weren't you?

This photograph arrived
minutes ago.

It speaks for itself.

He was the best.
Undisciplined,
but the best,

He was a legend.

Yes, sir?

At once. Gentlemen,
your attention, please.
The television screen.

Who are they?

People of the world,
there is no need to panic.

Please do not be alarmed.
We are your friends,

Members of the Grand Council,

you have just witnessed a live
transmission remote-controlled
from the Arctic region.

Get a radio fix on this.

Through the inducement
of regulated tremors...

along the established fissures
in the Earth's crust,

we are now able to control
local weather conditions
throughout the world

For the more skeptical among you,
we have prepared further proof

On the southern edge of two Jima
is the extinct volcano known
as Burichabi

In the Chukotski region on
the northeast tip of Russia...

lies the dormant volcano
known as Amguyemska.

In exactly I 0 seconds,

we will cause these ancient
volcanoes to erupt...

with a Richter force of 4.9.

Seismology reports
a Richter reading of 4.9
at both locations.

You will give orders to destroy
all your nuclear weapons,

your aircraft
and your navies.

It is our view
that under our guidance,

we will have a more
productive world.

We will receive it.

Between now and then,
we reluctantly jam
all airwaves...

with the exception of
your telephone communications.

Huh?

I've been instructed
to have you confer
with your governments..

And reconvene here
no later than 45 minutes
from now...

with your answers.

Take over.

Gila, we're approaching
the island, Do you
want to go on deck?

Oh, no. Why force them
to turn off the waterfall?

What nonsense. As if there
could be a man like that,

I believe your friend
in the box there...

was brought up
on stuff like that.

Poor, heroic Mr. Flint.

Section 4 reporting.
Mission successful.

You have proof? After all,
you have made quite a few
unsuccessful attempts.

That's true,
Dr. Wu, but--
Valuable time has been wasted.

Several colleagues have been lost,
and all through sheer negligence!

Had I been in charge, Dr. Wu,
things would have been
very different.

After all,
Flint was only a man.

Mr, Flint was no ordinary man.

We have his body with us.
How unfortunate
there was no other way.

Report to headquarters.
And congratulations on
the elimination of Flint.

No! Help!

Fourteen, 42--

Absolutely no one
is getting through, sir.

Gentlemen,
I give you Mr. Flint.

Eighteen, 27, 14.

Twenty-seven, 18, 42?

Come on.

Say, why does
that eagle attack me?

He's been trained to recognize
and attack Americans,

Anti-American eagle.

It's diabolical.

Come on,
We can't keep 'em waiting.

Mr, Flint.

I am Dr. Krupov.
Doctor.

I am very happy
to meet you in person.
Thank you, sir.

And, uh, this is Dr, Wu
and Dr. Schneider.

How do you do?
Dr. Schneider.
Dr. Wu.

Gentlemen, I have not had
the pleasure of meeting
Mr. Flint,

I am Malcolm Rodney.

Oh, yes.

How very smart you look
in your Galaxy uniform,
Mr, Flint.

Don't you think so, Gila?

We found this
in his pocket, sir.

Uh, a-- a weapon
too perhaps?

You are obviously
an extraordinary fellow,
Mr. Flint,

- Ah.
- That you have come this far
is a great tribute, Mr. Flint.

Well, thank you.

I would say it's more
of a tribute to Gila,

- To Gila?
- Yes.

Or rather to her individuality.

She has allowed self-interest
to supersede her loyalty
to Galaxy.

If Rodney would have
shown me more loyalty--

I carried out your orders.
We were unsuccessful
three times.

I could have disposed of Flint!

Gila, Rodney is right.

As head of Section 4,
you were responsible
for every mission,

But I have given my life to Galaxy.

That what it comes to is this:

In a moment
of extreme decision,

our dear Gila made
an instinctive choice, but that
choice was not for Galaxy.

We have made
a sentimental misjudgment.
True. Dr. Schneider, true.

Uh, you understand, Gila,
Now you will be taken to--

No, It's not fair.

Gila, Galaxy
may be served
in many ways.

As a woman, there is one way
in which you may
best serve Galaxy,

- Take her out,
Get her away from here.
- You must--

You can't do that in Galaxy!
Gila, don't. Don't.

Take her to Preparation.

Take her to Preparation.

How often woman's
animal nature triumphs.

Perhaps now, Dr. Wu,
you'll admit that I was correct.

Strength has its merits,
Rodney, but I value
intelligence higher.

Gentlemen, Mr. Flint's
seemingly limitless talents
can be of value to Galaxy.

Of course.
Yes.

I think
Mr. Flint has outlived
his usefulness.

Mr, Flint,
we welcome you to Galaxy.

To Galaxy!
To Galaxy,

Gentlemen, I thank you
very much for your kind offer,

but you must know
that I came to Galaxy..

Not to join the organization,
but to destroy it.

You see, gentlemen?
He's not worth saving.

When something is deadly,
you kill it!

It is a new world
we offer, Mr, Flint.

No, gentlemen. Your price
is much too high for me.

You are wrong, Mr. Flint.

Hear us, Mr. Flint.

We seek no master race.
We are the friends
of the common man.

Surely you must have noticed
the absence of guns here
in our paradise.

It was only the unenlightened
resistance of a decadent world
that triggered our actions.

Under our guidance,
you will become
a useful scientist,

Take him to Preparation.

Gentlemen, I'm sorry,

but all my instincts tell me..

That Mr. Flint's archaic
sense of independence..

May eventually reemerge--
with disruptive results,

Dr. Krupov is right.
Flint will never conform.

The Electro-Fragmentizer.

Ah.

I wonder what it is that
always makes the Rodneys
choose the wrong side.

Enjoy your defiance.
It will be the last pleasure
you have on this Earth.

Hmm, No.

You're a foolish man,
Mr. Flint.

Gentlemen, the temperature
in the Arctic is still rising,

and so is the water level.

Sir, it's unanimous.

Capitulation.

The fleet is in readiness.

Yes, sir.

Request permission to join
Admiral Davenport and my old unit.

Thank you, sir.

I'll leave at once.
Thank you, sir.

is to bring pleasure
to my companions.

My sole purpose in life
is to bring pleasure
to my companions,

All that is asked of me
I will perform.

All that is asked of me
I will perform.

It is an honor to offer my body
to the service of Galaxy.

It is an honor
to offer my body
to the service of Galaxy.

Now, repeat after me.

I am not a pleasure unit.

I am not a pleasure unit.

I am not a pleasure unit.
I am not a pleasure unit.

We have to get up to
that Communications Room.

My ligh--
Our lighter has been fragmentized.

No, they are expecting me
in the reward room.

A reward room?
What's that?
Never mind, You'll love it.

Brand me.

What?

It's our only chance.

Go on.

{Man On Speaker]
Present the unit, please.
Pleasure Unit 504.

Present the unit, please.

Pleasure Unit 736.

Unit 736 is welcome here.
Enter, 736,

and go to the first
robing room,

♪♪{Go-Go]

♪♪{Fades]

♪♪{Middle Eastern]

It's me, Anna,
You're not a pleasure unit.

It's me.
You're not a pleasure unit.

Oh.

Come on.

Now listen, girls.
You stay right here with Gila.

I'll be back for you all shortly.

Where are you going?

I'm going to put Galaxy
into orbit,

what I have to say
does not come easily,

but I cannot shirk
my responsibility,

nor can I keep from you
the gravity of the crisis
we are now facing,

It is with a heavy heart
that I make
the following announcement.

People of all nations,

all of you know
something of the events
of the past few weeks.

Flint?
Huh? Wha--
It can't be!

Of course it can.
That's why he's Flint.
Purple alert,

Purple alert. Purple alert.

All units, air and naval--
the mountain island.

Destroy! Destroy!
Commander,
to the bridge.

Are you there, sir?
Sir, stall!

Stall, damn it!
Flint is alive!

Uh, no, uh--
no great decisions are easy

"Fifty-four, 22, 37."

Does anyone
know this code?
No.

No.
No.

Well, it must have
some meaning.

Communications Room.

Dr Wu speaking.
Come in, please.

Communications Room.
Dr Krupov Come in, please.

Come in, please.
Dr. Schneider calling.

Rodney, check
Communications Room, please.

Communications Room.
Dr Schneider speaking,
Come in, please,

Attention.
Flint has escaped.

Find him. Find him!

There he is! Get him!

Get back! The wheels!
The steam!

Somebody kill the steam!

I'll get it!
Look out!

Oh!

Get Flint!

Up there!

Don't, Mr. Flint!

You will destroy the potential
of all of mankind-- organized for good.

Not for my good,
Dr. Wu!

Mr, Flint, it would mean
an end for all time to poverty,
disease, doubt and frustration!

Mr, Flint,
we have the power to do away
with excessive heat and cold,

to turn wastelands
into Gardens of Eden.

All I have to do is take a bite
of your apple, gentlemen?
No, thanks.

No, Mr. Flint!
Mr, Flint!

Mr. Flint!
Don't!

Ours would be
a perfect world. Why?

Because it's your idea
of perfection, gentlemen,
not mine.

It is better to surrender
than to destroy
this great work, Agreed?

Yes, yes. Agreed.
Yes, Yes! Agreed!

All right, Mr. Flint.

The power is yours. Take it!

Please, please, take it,
Mr, Flint. There's been
too much violence.

It is not senseless
to take one more life.

You people out there,
pay attention!

Lower a boat.
Aye, aye, sir.

Blankets.

Bring them up
to the bridge.

Yes, sir?

Yeah! Over a waterfall, sir.
Yeah. In steel drums.

Yes. Oh, he wrecked
the whole island!

He had no drum. He dove
off the top of the island,
Gotta be a world's record!

No, sir, I don't know
his political affiliation, Yeah.

He is young enough
to be a senator. Yes, sir.

Oh, I believe he's aboard
now, sir. Would you like
to speak with him?

Yeah. Flint!
Flint, our commander in chief
would like--

The commander in chief
would like to congratulate you
and-- and your friends.

Uh, uh, I'm sorry,
He's, uh, indisposed
at the moment, sir.

Yay!

What?