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Good night, honey.
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Good night.
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Oh, honey, please not tonight.
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It's freezing.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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What do
you think?
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More salt? More cilantro?
A little zing of Tabasco?
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It's perfect.
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I can't taste anymore.
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Okay, dips--
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creamy, salsa,
crab and compote.
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Chips--
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potato, corn, blue corn,
sour cream and onion,
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salt and vinegar,
kettle, and baked.
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How much did this table cost?
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Is this why I didn't
get a birthday present?
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Hey, this is my first time
hosting the poker game,
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and I want everything perfect
when my friends come over.
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Or at least better
than their stuff.
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Ooh, I almost forgot.
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Do you know Brian's daughter,
Chandra?
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Of course.
Yeah.
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Well, Brian's
bringing her over tonight,
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and I think
she's bringing a friend.
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Kristen?
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Uh, yeah, something.
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But Brian is playing poker.
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So I need you two
to entertain them, understand?
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BOTH: Uh-huh.
Now, I mean it, guys.
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I don't want you bothering us.
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I want you and those girls
in your room all night
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with the door closed.
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Got it?
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There's your
birthday present.
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DEWEY:
Who's Chandra?
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She's no one to you.
Understood?
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If you set one foot
in our room tonight,
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you are dead.
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Where am I supposed to go?
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I don't care.
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But if I see you tonight,
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I will Charlie-horse
every muscle in your body.
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But...
It disturbs me
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how much
I enjoyed that.
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Don't make me
do it again.
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Hi, honey.
Hello.
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You're working
late tonight, right?
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Yeah, 10:30 at least.
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Okay, good.
Something came up.
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I've got to have
dinner with someone.
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Who?
No one.
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I mean, it's just
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some old business
I have to take care of
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and I don't really want
to talk about it now, okay?
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Well, can I help?
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No, it's fine.
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I promise, I'll tell you
everything when you get home.
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Okay.
Thanks.
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Don't worry. He'll be gone
by the time you get back.
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Did you catch
that "he" part?
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MAN:
Hi, Hal.
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Hey, Brian,
how are you?
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They're here.
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Get out.
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Boys,
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I know you know Brian
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and I think you kids
know each other.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
No.
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Anyway, we're going to leave you
kids to entertain yourselves.
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Yes, your
father and I
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have to conduct
some business.
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It seems that he has some
of my money in his wallet.
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Bring it on.
All right.
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May I take
your wrap?
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Listen, just 'cause my dad
dragged us to this dump
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doesn't mean we have
to talk to you.
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Just show us
where we can sit
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where we
won't catch fleas.
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I'm gonna go see
what Dewey's doing.
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Hey.
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:
Oh, you're Stevie,
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right?
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Can we help you in?
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I'm not...
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deaf.
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Did you hear
him breathe?
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GIRLS:
Aw...
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All right,
did you hear the one
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about the astronaut
and the hooker?
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Yeah.
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I didn't get it.
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Dewey, I told you to
stay in your room.
But Reese said...
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No, Dewey, this is man time.
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You can't be here.
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How's the dip?
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Hey, Hal, this is
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a sweet table.
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What is it,
a 52-incher?
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Yes, sirree.
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Nice. I got the 54.
Yeah, but
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you don't have the built-in
drink holders like I do.
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Or the extra-padded leather
around the edges like mine.
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You can play all night
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and not feel it in
your wrists the next day.
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Oh, but this is nice,
too, Hal.
Sweet.
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Sweet.
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Hoe do you live your life
with only three keys?
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I've got five.
I've got nine.
I got seven.
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Guys, guys, guys, do we have
to do this every week?
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You're right.
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So, uh,
how's the kids?
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You're just asking
about his kids
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so you can talk
about yours.
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Hey, why shouldn't I?
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Did I tell you
that James was made
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captain of the wrestling team?
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Stevie just wrote
a brand-new antivirus program.
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My daughter's essay scored her
a trip to the White House.
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Malcolm has an IQ of 165.
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We know.
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You've been using
that for six months.
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Would you like
something
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from the kitchen?
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No...
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thank you.
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He doesn't want anything.
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You think they'll offer
to change his diapers?
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I can't believe Stevie's
putting up with this.
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Maybe we should get him
a blanket.
You know what?
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I'll take care of it.
Would you like a blanket?
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Girls, let
me explain
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something to you about Stevie.
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He's no different
than the rest of us.
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He plays video games.
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He does chores
around the house.
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He goes to the movies
with friends.
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He leads
a completely normal life.
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Which makes it even sadder
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that he only has
two months to live.
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What?
What?
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Stevie,
they have a right to know.
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Oh, my God.
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Is it true?
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I've been told...
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I'm very brave.
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Oh.
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129.
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That didn't beat Malik.
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So, Malik wins
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the breath-holding.
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Abe got the most
dip on a chip.
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Trey has the longest neck.
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Steve has the
highest socks,
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and Hal, well,
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Hal has nothing
so far.
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Yeah, the doctors are baffled.
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Stevie's brain is growing
too big for his head.
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It's pressing
up against his skull.
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They say he only has two months
before it explodes.
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It's called...
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encephalo...
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neuryop...
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alitis.
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How horrible.
Oh, God.
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What do you think
you're doing?
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Helping Stevie.
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It's okay.
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It's weird, but it feels
good helping people.
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I like being the hero.
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You're pimping a fatal disease
to take advantage of a girl.
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For good.
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Stevie, this is so unfair.
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I have...
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no regrets.
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Well...
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one.
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"Old business." What do
you think that means?
I don't know.
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You think it's an old
boyfriend or something?
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You know,
I have no idea what it is.
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Sometimes
those old
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relationships can really
get a hold on you.
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Hey, what's up with
her ex-husband?
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He's still in jail.
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Didn't his
parole hearing
just come up?
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I don't know. Maybe.
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Look, she'll tell me
about it tonight.
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Whatever it is.
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Man, I really admire
your maturity.
Thank you.
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I'm the complete
opposite.
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I overanalyze
everything.
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Like how Piama didn't
kiss you good-bye.
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I'd be totally
fixated on that.
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Or her ex-husband
being locked up without a woman
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for five years.
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That's what's
wrong with me.
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One suspicious
conversation
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and immediately
I'm picturing
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sweaty bodies
rolling around
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in front of
a fireplace.
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God, I got a lot
of growing up to do.
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What are you doing here?
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Get out.
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You kicked me out
of my room already,
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so I have nowhere else to go.
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That's not my problem.
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And I don't want
to hear you crying.
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It's a real mood-killer.
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Thanks, Chandra.
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This light's much better
for his eyes.
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The music...
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helps regulate...
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my heartbeat.
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I just have to go call
his vitals in to the doctor.
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Missing something?
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What did you do with it?
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What do you think
you're doing with a gun?
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Are you insane?
Give it back.
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No. You don't bring
a gun into this house.
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You don't get to have a gun.
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Where is it?
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This is where
my family lives.
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You don't even know them
and you bring a gun here?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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You'd better tell me
where it is.
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No way, you can't
have a gun.
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It's not mine.
It's my boyfriend's.
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I'm just holding it for him
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because his parents
search his room.
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Well, they should.
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He's got a gun.
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Tell me where it is.
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No.
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That's not even mine.
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Don't you have anything in
this house that isn't junk?!
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No.
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Damn!
Big deal.
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Who can stuff the most pretzels
in their mouth at one time?
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Okay, who can throw a
potato chip the farthest?
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I've never met anyone
who was going to die before.
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We're all dying.
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I'm just...
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going...
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before Thanksgiving.
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That's terrible.
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It makes me...
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appreciate...
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the time...
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I have.
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Wow, that's beautiful.
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You're so...
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alive.
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Can I...
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tongue-kiss you?
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What?
I-I'm sorry.
266
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,158
The pressure...
267
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,326
on my brain...
268
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,396
Oh, you poor baby.
269
00:11:06,566 --> 00:11:08,201
What are you doing here?!
270
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,402
What do you think?
271
00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:10,537
Go pee outside.
272
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,474
Oh, for God's sake!
273
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,943
Out.
274
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,251
MAN:
At the tone, the time will be
275
00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:27,020
8:22 and 30 seconds.
276
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,255
TREY:
Bam!
277
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:29,757
Right to the millisecond.
278
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,558
I'm two seconds off.
I'm three.
279
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,726
Same here.
280
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,661
Hal, you don't even have
a minute hand.
281
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,732
Well, it's, it's really
more of a decorative piece.
282
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,943
Where is it?
283
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,144
Where's what?
284
00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,920
Full house
285
00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,721
nines over aces.
286
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,424
Yeah, looks like
I'm on a roll.
287
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,093
And I expect to stay on one
288
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,229
once I get home to Alana,
if you know what I mean.
289
00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,731
So, what is this, the third
Wednesday of the month?
290
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:14,868
ALL: Ooh!
Hey, I do fine,
thank you very much.
291
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:15,903
Oh, yeah?
292
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:17,070
What's the number?
293
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,406
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
we're not going to do this.
294
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,174
Just deal the cards, will you?
295
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,476
Three.
296
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,312
Four.
Four.
297
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,446
Five.
298
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,647
Two.
299
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,582
Two?
Ouch.
300
00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,218
Just twice a week?
301
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,953
Oh, per week-- oh, then...
302
00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:35,555
Fourteen.
303
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,824
14? Come on.
304
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:37,825
No way.
305
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:38,992
No, he's telling the truth.
306
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,894
Believe me.
I went on vacation with him.
307
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,530
If anything,
he's underselling himself.
308
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,133
Well, I... guess I win.
309
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,803
I mean, it's really
none of your business.
310
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:51,171
I don't care
311
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,472
how high you wear your socks.
312
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,473
You ain't beating that.
313
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,276
Hey, hats off
to you, man.
314
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,512
Yeah, now we know why
you're so bad at poker.
315
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,648
I don't even know
how you can keep your eyes open.
316
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,684
Oh, you'd better watch it, Hal.
317
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,653
She must be angling
for something big.
318
00:13:06,686 --> 00:13:07,620
What are you talking about?
319
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,989
Well, you know
she's gonna want
320
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,023
something in exchange.
321
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,691
You don't get anything
free with women.
322
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,826
Listen to you.
323
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,261
With that attitude
324
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,496
it's no wonder
you're not doing any better.
325
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,865
ALL:
Ooh...
326
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,666
Well, don't put that on me, pal.
327
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,101
Uh, can we...?
HAL:
Let me ask you something.
328
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,204
When was the last time
you sent your wife flowers?
329
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,805
Well, how come
it's always the man
330
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,174
that has to send the flowers?
331
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,808
I would love
to get some flowers.
332
00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:29,809
Might as well stretch.
333
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:31,044
This is going
to take a while.
334
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,145
Did you ever
stop to think
335
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,680
that women are independent
336
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,882
human beings
337
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:35,782
who can make their own...
338
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,150
...choices?
339
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,886
If you look at any
successful relationship
340
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,221
you'll find one common element
at their core: trust.
341
00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:42,822
That's fine, Francis,
342
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,225
but I really didn't need
the hour-and-20-minute speech.
343
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,794
I was just going to ask
if you wanted to take off early
344
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,729
'cause I was willing
to cover your shift,
345
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,899
but evidently
you're not concerned, so I...
346
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,239
You like...
347
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,640
this?
348
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,242
Oh, yeah.
349
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:03,410
You know something,
Stevie?
350
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,677
Maybe it was
meant for me
351
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:05,745
to be here with
you, you know?
352
00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:07,480
I mean, wasn't it fate
353
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,483
that made Dawson's Creek
a rerun so I came here?
354
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:17,157
I guess... fate...
can be kind... too.
355
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:21,761
Oh, this is so awful.
356
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:22,896
Stop.
357
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,064
It's okay.
358
00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,398
No, it's not okay.
359
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,268
I just keep thinking
about everything
360
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,370
you're going
to miss out on.
361
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,605
You're never
going to grow up.
362
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,508
You're never going
to go to your prom.
363
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,044
I mean,
you're never
364
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:40,247
going to know what
it's like to be loved.
365
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,417
What I'm thinking
about doing--
366
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:47,387
it goes against everything
I believe in, okay?
367
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,091
But then, I don't even know
what I believe in anymore.
368
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,625
:
It's like,
369
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:57,264
what kind of a God could just
let you die like this?!
370
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,407
I'll ask... when I see him.
371
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,042
When was the last time
372
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,577
you just made time
to talk to her?!
373
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,611
You're perfectly happy
374
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:12,980
just closing off
375
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,314
and not sharing
your feelings.
376
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:15,815
Why don't you just
get off my back?!
377
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:16,883
There it is!
378
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,718
You're shutting
me out!
379
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,620
Why can't
you just talk to me?!
380
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,222
So that you can twist
my words around
381
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,823
and just throw
them back at me?
382
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:27,260
How many times do I have
to apologize for that?!
383
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,295
You've been drinking,
haven't you?
384
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,829
Well, I warned you,
385
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:30,998
but you didn't give me
any other choice.
386
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,932
Now my boyfriend's coming over
387
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,068
and he's going to get that gun
from you one way or another.
388
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,469
Oh, little
Markie Rosenbaum's
389
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,005
going to come over
and scare me.
390
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,906
I broke up with Markie.
391
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,975
I'm dating Derek Fowler.
392
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,110
Derek Fowler?!
393
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,244
He's a psycho!
394
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,678
What happened
to Markie?!
395
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,813
I loved Markie!
396
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,315
You guys were
great together!
397
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,816
You know, Derek's going
to make you tell him
398
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,817
where that gun is.
399
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,152
Where are you going?
400
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,587
I don't want
to be anywhere near here
401
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,655
when he shows up.
402
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,324
Chandra, I'm going home!
403
00:15:57,357 --> 00:16:00,727
STEVIE:
Sayo... nara.
404
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,630
Well, maybe
I'll just call the cops.
405
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,764
Go ahead.
406
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,499
Let's hope they get here first.
407
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,208
That's it!
408
00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:16,376
I've had it!
409
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,677
Dewey, shut up!
410
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,680
You guys broke all my stuff!
411
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,349
Look, I've got something
good going on in there
412
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:23,716
and I don't want
you to ruin it.
413
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,818
This is all I have left!
414
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:30,157
There. Now you got
nothing to worry about.
415
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,458
End of discussion.
416
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,963
Oh, my God.
417
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,831
How can a night
that started out so badly
418
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,932
get even worse?
419
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,668
Wait.
420
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,735
Don't panic.
421
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,137
Think for a second.
422
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,405
No, this is good.
423
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,706
This is sensible.
424
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,043
I make those kind of statements
425
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:52,679
and just assume
that she knows I'm sorry.
426
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,149
And you know what?
427
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,550
That's not right.
428
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,686
She deserves better than that.
429
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:00,887
That's all I needed to hear.
430
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,222
I'm going to call
that woman up
431
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,391
and tell her
just how much I love her.
432
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,200
Hello?
433
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,202
Earl, is that you?
434
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,569
Earl, what the hell
you doing at my house?
435
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,472
Hello?
436
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,945
I-I'm, I'm going
to go home now
437
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,616
'cause I-I got
a thing to do tomorrow.
438
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,394
Well, I guess the game's over.
439
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,730
ALL:
Yeah.
440
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,967
You know, I've
wondered why Earl
441
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,902
never came
to the game.
442
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,138
Dad, I've tried
443
00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:52,605
to be understanding
about all this,
444
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,307
but there is a limit.
445
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,544
You have a right to know
what's going on in this house.
446
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,912
Dewey,
now is not the time to be...
447
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:01,448
Normally,
I don't mind
448
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,617
being a snitch,
but this even makes me sad.
449
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:07,019
This is what
your son is up to.
450
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,323
Stevie! What are you doing?!
451
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,058
DEWEY:
Where's Reese?!
452
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,394
REESE:
I was about to take
a scented bath.
453
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,628
Is something
going on?
454
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,997
Lamb chop! Put
your sweater on!
455
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,700
Dad... I...
456
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,871
Stevie, how cou...?
457
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,742
It's not...
458
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,178
what it looks like.
459
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,079
Well, it looks...
460
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,882
like she was on your lap!
461
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,621
Oh, my God, his head exploded!
462
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,323
Abe, are you okay?
463
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:50,163
I think so.
464
00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:51,631
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry!
465
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,732
Is everyone okay?!
466
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:58,371
I mean... what was that?
467
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,139
Face it, Dad.
468
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,841
You were
a crappy father.
469
00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,543
All you ever cared about
470
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,878
was women, drinking,
and stealing.
471
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,046
You know what?
472
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,182
I can't talk
about this anymore.
473
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:11,684
How many times
do I have to say it?
474
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,119
I need money!
475
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,421
FRANCIS:
Guess who's home.
476
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,689
What are you doing here?!
477
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,957
I got off early.
478
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,793
Hello. I'm Francis,
Piama's husband.
479
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,561
You're married?
480
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,895
Hmm...
481
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,731
Didn't think that
was worth mentioning?
482
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,965
Very cozy.
483
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:28,268
Francis, I told you I...
484
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:32,405
Hey, I had a life
before I met you.
485
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,742
Maybe I haven't
been fair to you.
486
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,578
I mean, our relationship
wasn't all bad.
487
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,847
Remember
all the tickle fights?
488
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,415
Oh, yeah, those were wild.
489
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,084
I remember this one time
490
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,387
we were taking a bath together,
and she started squirming...
491
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,056
Ah! No, I don't want
to hear this!
492
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,391
Aw, come on.
493
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,560
It's a funny story,
Francis.
494
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,596
And he loves telling it,
don't you, Dad?
495
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,197
"Dad"?
496
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,732
Yup.
497
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,068
I just...
Oh, I'm, I'm so sorry.
498
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,737
I just... I mean,
it's a real pleasure
499
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:05,938
to meet you, sir.
500
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,574
Do you have
any money?
501
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,409
No.
502
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,312
Well, tonight's been
a big ball of nothing.
503
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,619
I'm going to go
finish off my shift.
504
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,625
Love you, honey!
505
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,728
You are never seeing
that girl again.
506
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:29,929
And you sure as hell
507
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,531
are never seeing
that boy again.
508
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,699
You know what?
509
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,435
You are not seeing
daylight for the
next six months.
510
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,969
OFFICER:
Just tell me
what happened.
511
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:42,108
We... were playing...
512
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,443
cards.
513
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,911
Okay.
514
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:47,213
Let's start with you.
515
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:51,318
Well...
516
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,753
it's like...
517
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,389
...this.
518
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,324
So, let me see.
519
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,325
You found a gun.
520
00:20:58,358 --> 00:20:59,792
Didn't tell your father.
521
00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:01,961
Handled it,
hid it inside the house.
522
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,596
Handled it again to move it
523
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,832
and tried to destroy it
with a hacksaw.
524
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,401
And at no point
did you contact the police
525
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,136
until after the gun went off.
526
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,638
Yes.
527
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,273
What did you say your IQ was?
528
00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:16,809
Man, what a night.
529
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,311
When that thing
went off,
530
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:20,580
I couldn't believe
how scared I was.
531
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,181
You were scared?
532
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,183
Hey, I was way more scared
than you guys.
533
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,251
Are you kidding me?
534
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,519
I screamed
like a little girl.
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Puh-leeze! I could
have broke glass
the way I screamed.
536
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,957
You sounded like a hero
compared to how I...
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