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[light music]

[gentle music]

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[eerie music]

[enchanting music]

[haunting music]

[wind whistling]

[water lapping]

[menacing music]

[horse hooves beating]

[panting]

[horse hooves thumping]

- [whimpering]
- [horse neighing]

I wanted your love.

You could've had anything
you wanted, Pandora.

[gasping]

[swords clanging]

Now you'll see what happens
when someone breaks my heart.

Don't you touch her or
my father will come.

So you think you have a father,
do you?

[groaning]

[man] No one will save you.

I will sacrifice you

- to the god of the depths.
- [chain rattling]

Do you know what
this means, kid?

[whimpering]

Save my child,
and I will give you my life.

Too late. [laughs]

[chains rattling]

[whimpering]

[beast growling]

I will offer my life to
anybody who will save us.

I will offer my life to
anybody who will save us.

I will offer my life to
anybody who will save us.

- [thunder booming]
- [Pandora] I will offer

my life to anyone
who will save us.

[thunder crackling]

[uplifting music]

[both gasping]

[thunder rumbling]

You would die for me?

Save my child.

Pandora, you don't know what
you've just done.

[ship creaking]

- [cape whooshing]
- [sword clanging]

- [ghoul squawks]
- [tense music]

Beware when you call
unto the souls of the dead,

because sometimes the dead
answer your calls.

- [yelling]
- [swords clanging]

[both grunting]

- [yelps]
- [ghosts booing]

- [gasping]
- [swords clanging]

[panting]

[Pandora screaming]

[gasping]

[yelling]

- [uplifting music]
- [gasping]

[sinister music]

So, where is my warm,
young flesh?

It's not me, it's him there.

[beast grumbling]

[ghosts squeaking]

[mysterious music]

- [whimpering]
- [smoke whooshing]

Yum, flesh.

- [munching]
- [men screaming]

Hang on, wait.

I could be useful to you.

Yes, from now on
you'll be working for me.

And I'll get my revenge.

On who?

Well, Pandora.

If she's not mine, then she
shouldn't be with anyone.

[laughs] Suit yourself.

- [beast growling]
- [squelching]

[acid hissing]

[beast]
There, now avenge yourself.

And destroy the one
who stole my young flesh.

[uplifting music]

[ghosts chattering]

[gasping]

- [ghost chittering]
- [gasping]

[laughing]

[cheering]

Yes, that's one of
the advantages, we can fly.

Mommy, where are we?

Forgive me, it was selfish of me

to take you away
with my phantoms.

This is surely not what
women dream of.

[dolphin squeaking]

I hope he will not be too bored.

Bored? I've never seen anything
so attractive.

[water splashing]

Is there any other bad news?

Um, you'll always stay
the same age.

[chuckles] I can live with that.

And me?
Will I stay the same age?

Yes, my boy.

Cool.

- [cannon balls whooshing]
- [cannons booming]

It's the prince.
Who knows what abomination

he's been turned into
by his master.

[prince laughing]

Will you defeat him, Captain?

Madam, I was able to save
you from a man

but now that he's surrendered to
the god of nothingness, he's...

- Even dumber than before?
- Maybe, Madam,

but I'm not invincible.
We've got to run.

Oh, I never choose
the right guy.

Hey, I'm kidding.

We don't know each
other too well

but I'll run with you
to the end of the world.

Okay, let's run.

But where to?

[exciting music]

[swords clanging]

[swords clanging]

[thunder rumbling]

[glass shattering]

[bubbles popping]

[smoke hissing]

[yelling]

[water splashing]

[music continues]

[bomb whistling]

[bomb wheezing]

[crowd applauding]

[posts clunking]

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

[crowd chanting]

[music continues]

[energy whooshing]

[door thudding]

[crickets chirping]

There, my dear, it's over.

Nobody can see us
under this dome.

Oh yeah?
You can do that?

- Well, yeah.
- And it took you

three centuries
to think about it?

Oh, you know, honey,

immortals and time. [chuckles]

[gentle music]

Poor kid.

When I think of all
the atrocities he's seen...

Forget all this, Little Vampire.

Forget.

- [bright music]
- [moon whooshing]

[Pandora] Forget.

[whooshing]

- [thunder rumbling]
- [rain pattering]

[girl]
Is this the haunted house?

People who go in there
never come back out.

- Do you really believe that?
- I know that ghosts exist.

It's just that
we can't see them.

- [girl] Are you sure?
- My parents are in heaven.

I talk to them and
they never answer.

Don't you think they'd come down
and say hi to me

from time to time if they could?

I guess. So you wouldn't be
afraid to go inside, would you?

If a boy really wanted
to impress me,

he'd go inside
the haunted house.

[eerie music]

[whimpering]

- [hinges squeaking]
- [shutters thudding]

- [chain rattling]
- [Michel whimpering]

[yelps]

- You okay, Michel?
- Yeah, yeah.

[floorboards creaking]

[knocking]

See, there's no one.

- [bottle whistling, clanging]
- [groaning]

You chicken,
I'm gonna pummel you.

You don't even have a mother.

And in two minutes,
you won't have any teeth.

- [grunting]
- [fists thudding]

- [foot thudding]
- [hands slapping]

- [thudding]
- [boy chuckling]

[bird squawking]

[upbeat music]

I've been 10 years old
for 300 years.

And for 300 years have
been bored stiff.

I'm fed up with being
stuck in here.

You can't say that,
we go out a lot.

Your mother takes you with her
when she goes to the hospital.

To steal bags of blood
from patients.

Fascinating.

And the Captain of the Dead,
he brings you

every time there's
a social gathering.

Oh, you mean funerals?

And then every time we go out,
we need an armed escort.

We're scared of everything
in this family.

I would like to go
out on my own.

Oh, no, that's not allowed.

And when I ask why,
no one ever answers me.

[bowl smashing]

Hey, [indistinct], Vampire.

Oh, sorry, I'm young,
I can't help you.

Ah, that's the way it is, kiddo.

Some stuff you're better
off not knowing.

Look at me,
I don't know anything.

I don't ask any questions
and what am I, what am I?

- Happy.
- [scoffs] Aren't you lucky?

- [slurping]
- Hey.

- [spitting]
- That's rude.

What are the parents up to?

[bottle whooshing]

[eerie music]

[ghosts laughing]

[mud sloshing]

- Hey, wipe your feet.
- I don't have feet.

- That's no reason.
- I'm sorry, Phantomato,

but eternal life cannot revolve
entirely around movie night.

Depends on the movie,
Little Vampire.

No, Phantomato,
it depends mostly

on who's in charge of
the film club.

It's me.
I get to load the reel. [grunts]

Careful, careful, my boy,
it's really old.

[yelling] No!

[yelling]

Stop your nonsense.

It's fragile, I tell ya.

- It's fragile.
- It's fragile.

- It's fragile...
- Quiet.

This is movie night,
not the circus.

Shush, shush.

If movie night gets you
too worked up,

- I'm calling it off.
- But it's our passion.

Always be passionate
about your passion.

Well, try to be passionate
about something

without hurting other
people's passions.

Pandora and I,
we're passionate about, ur...

Passionate about calm
and harmony.

[projector clicking]

The Curse of Frankenstein.

[phantoms gasping]

With Peter Cushing.

[phantoms] Take off your hats.

It's a real monster,
in role of a monster.

[eerie music]

Marguerite, they're not real.

How do you think
they do it then?

Do they do it if they're
not real monsters?

Oh, I'm scared, I'm scared,
I'm scared.

- Hush!
- When is he gonna shut up?

Marguerite, be quiet.

Yes, Marguerite, you're
ruining the movie night.

I'm afraid
the monster will lose.

But, Marguerite,
the monsters always loose.

Yes, but they always come
back the next time.

Here, something wrong, kiddo?

I need some fresh air.
And a walk.

A walk? A walk!

- [Phantomato grunting]
- [cheerful music]

Hey, hey, come on.
[soeaking indistinctly]

- [bone clanging]
- [peaceful music]

- [grunts]
- Oh, come on, do it, do it.

Phantomato, stop it now.

Yes, you're very ill-mannered.

Back in my day, things like this
never would've happened.

Ah, can't you see we're playing.

- Leave us alone.
- Phantomato, enough.

I wanna play with
kids my own age.

You have a dog,
isn't that enough?

- I want to go outside.
- [chuckles] You're funny.

I don't care,
I'm leaving this house.

[ghosts murmuring]

- Let's go.
- You can't go.

- What's going on?
- [ghosts murmuring]

- [tense music]
- He's lost his marbles.

[dog barking in distance]

[Captain] No.

[Little Vampire]
Why not, Captain?

You're supposed to be
a fearsome pirate.

What are you so scared of?

[Captain] I gave you
eternal life, Little Vampire.

But there's a price to
pay for that.

Come on, I'm not a baby.

If there's something serious,
you can tell me.

We're already dead, I don't see
what else can happen to us.

Captain, Little Vampire's old
enough now, don't you think?

You can talk to him.

So, your figurehead has a say
in my son's education now?

No, not at all, sugar-plum.

I'm sure she was just
trying to be helpful.

Isn't that right,
Sleeping Belle?

Whatever I say gets
misinterpreted anyway, so.

Are you happy with
your little tantrum now?

You got your parents angry.

[sighs]

The kid is gonna be
the death of me.

I bend over backwards
trying to entertain him.

I play ball, bones and monopoly,
but he's never satisfied.

I wanna be treated like
the other kids.

- But we do treat you like...
- I wanna go to school.

Children go to school.
Am I a child, yes or no?

Sailor, if living kids saw you,
they'd be scared to death.

You can't leave the house.

- Why not?
- [house rumbling]

[shouts] What is that?

- [Marguerite crying]
- Marguerite,

- I'm gonna smash you.
- What is it this time?

We have to fix the screen again.

- Marguerite?
- I didn't do anything.

[crying] I didn't do anything.

Marguerite, don't tell me you
jumped into the screen

to help the monsters again?

The monsters always lose.

I've had it. You guys always
break everything.

There's nothing to do
around here.

I need a more
stimulating environment.

- What did you say?
- I'm off.

[somber music]

[clock face squeaking]

[birds singing]

I'm crushed by boredom.

I need to come up with a plan.

[Little Vampire sighing]

[sinister music]

[waves crashing]

[Gibbous]
Come on, little Kawai's.

Find Pandora and
the Captain of the Dead.

[bright music]

[kawais groaning]

[roof tiles clanking]

[whooshing]

- [man groaning]
- [car honking, whooshing]

I just saved your life.

No you didn't, I was just fine.

If I hadn't grabbed you,
that car would've run you over.

That's not true,
I was paying attention.

Okay, okay,
this time you were lucky,

but you have to admit
it's scary.

- What is?
- Death.

- You could die.
- When?

At any moment.
Out of the blue,

a car, a fall,
a disease, poor you.

- And what about you?
- Me?

I'm immortal. Would you like
to be immortal too?

- How much does it cost?
- It's free.

Just sign here.

- [popping]
- [bright music]

No, I'm not forever gonna be a...

A kawai.

Yes. [laughs]

[kawai groaning]

No, wait!
There must be some way to...

I don't wanna be...

Vampires are hiding somewhere.

There's a flaw
in their defense system,

find them for me.

A child, his mother,
and an old pirate.

Then I'll reexamine your case.

Maybe. [chuckles]

And how am I supposed
to reach you?

[grunts] Thanks.

Who do I ask for?

- [tape stretching]
- There we go, perfect.

All right, let's go,
start the film.

But we haven't picked one yet.

You changed your mind?

- You like movies now?
- Yes, yes, hurry up,

I don't have all night.

Well, what do you wanna watch?

Anything.
I want to see, ur, this.

[Ophtamol] Ah!

- [whimpering]
- Are you outta your mind?

Little Vampire,
what's your problem?

- It's a cute cartoon.
- You're nuts.

Sorry, wrong pick. Ur, this one.

[Ophtamol]
The Mask of the Red Death.

That's a good one.

[eerie music]

[phantoms gasping]

You leaving without me, kiddo?

If you tattle,
you're no friend of mine.

I knew you could see
the directors

if you went behind the screen.
Where are they?

That's not what this is about,
Marguerite.

- Go back in the theater.
- Yeah, we're going

someplace real special.
You can't come.

You don't even know
where I'm going, Phantomato.

- [all] Where are you going?
- I'm going to go to school.

It's very important to me.

I wanna meet friends my own age.

- [grumbles]
- And you won't tell my parents.

Or I'll be the unhappiest
kid in the world.

- I knew it.
- Hey, what's gotten into them?

Those scoundrels are
gonna rat on you.

You can't trust them.
I'm your only true friend.

[laughs] Here, here's poop.

Everybody likes that.

Thank you, Marguerite,
that's very sweet

but what's it for?

It's for the teacher.
If you're going to school,

you have to give
the teacher a present.

Here, take this book
from my garage,

it'll be like a notepad.

I won't miss it, I can't write.

- Here's a feather.
- And here's a piece of coal

- and a book bag.
- Does this mean

- you're going to help me?
- Yes, it does.

You'll tell my parents
that I stayed

with you and watched movies?

We won't say yes and we won't

say no, kiddo,
we'll just play dumb.

And you're not afraid to
let me go out?

- The Captain said...
- Of course not,

those are all old stories.

We're just used to being scared.

Nobody knows exactly why.

And you're going
with Phantomato,

he's not afraid of anything.

Ur, yeah, sure, sure.

Do you guys want some more poop?

- No, thank you.
- Okay. I can make some more.

What about you guys?
Huh?

[eerie music]

What are you doing here, sailor?

The Captain has issued
very strict orders,

- we don't have the right to...
- Here's a snack.

Thank you.
But, please tell me what it is.

Ever since I lost my nose
and my tongue,

I no longer really know
what I'm eating.

The Captain, he's posted
sentries everywhere.

We have to be discrete.

Do you know what you're doing?

Come on, scaredy-cat.

[exciting music]

Ooh, it's so pretty.

- Look, Phantomato, look.
- Yeah, yeah.

- [bell chiming]
- [dog barking in distance]

- [Little Vampire] It that it?
- [Phantomato] I guess it is.

What are those hooks for?

Who knows. Maybe it's to hang
naughty kids from.

- [door creaking]
- So this is the classroom?

Where are all the students?

How would I know?
I'm just a bulldog, huh?

It was useless coming here.

Oh, I know, let's pretend.

I'll be the teacher
and you'll be...

Let's say a skeleton
is five cubic inches

and the total interior
volume of a hearse

is a hundred cubic feet.

How many corpses can you fit?

Look, Phantomato,
here's a notebook

with a student's name in it.

Michel Duffin.

Oh, boy, he doesn't look like
a very good student.

- What you doing?
- Algebra.

You're not making any mistakes,
I hope?

Well, he didn't do his homework
exercises at all, so.

[birds singing]

Michel? Michel, would you read
us the answers

to the homework exercises?

- Um
- 420.

Daina, don't whisper the answer.

426, three gallons
and 33 apples.

But I don't know what
kind of apples.

My goodness, that's correct.

Very good, Michel.

Looks like you don't
need me anymore.

[teacher shushing]

[bright music]

[Michel] Thanks for
the homework assignment.

Who are you?

[seagulls squawking]

[clock ticking]

[alarm ringing]

- [exciting music]
- You're crazy, come on.

I'm talking to you.
The boy is wacko.

Hey, wait for me.

Where you going, Little Vampire?

[Little Vampire]
To the movie theater.

Very good.

[music continues]

[sighing]

[Phantomato] What if I play
the teacher again, huh?

- [plane engine revving]
- [Phantomato yelling]

[Little Vampire yelling]

Today's lesson is how to take
good care of a dog.

[Little Vampire] "Thanks for
the homework assignment.

Who are you?"

Hey, Phantomato, the little boy,
Michel, he wrote back.

How dare he talk to you.

- He asked me who I am.
- You're not gonna answer him,

- are you?
- No, don't worry.

A vampire.

[Michel] A vampire?
That's impossible.

I don't believe
you're a vampire.

[Little Vampire] Then
what do you think I am?

[Michel]
I don't know, a burglar?

[Little Vampire]
So you think a burglar

would have nothing better
to do than sit around

doing your algebra homework?
I'm telling you I'm a vampire.

[Michel] And I want
to be your friend.

[school bell ringing]

[children chattering]

- Are you walking home with me?
- Yeah.

[kawai] Stop running.

[kawai whimpering, grunting]

[upbeat music]

[alarm clock ringing]

Little Vampire,
where are you going?

To the movie theater.
Where else, Mrs. Pandora?

- Through the garden?
- It's for Phantomato, Mommy.

He needed to go
for a walk first.

Hmm, I guess that's
a good enough answer.

- [shutters thudding]
- [upbeat music]

Ah, we're pretty good liars,
aren't we?

We're so good that I don't think
there's any chance

your mother will discover
what we're up to.

Did you see how gullible she is?

Well, about that, we should,
ur, be careful.

- I have a creeling.
- What's that?

It's a creepy feeling.

Uh, sweetheart?

One moment, sugar plum,
I'm writing my opera.

But it's been centuries and
there's only blank pages.

- You can't rush great art.
- About Little Vampire.

Stop worrying, he's fine.

Children don't need to socialize

or go out or learn
or run around.

- They don't?
- No, he spends his nights

happy in front of a screen.

Exactly. This sudden passion of
his for the cinema bothers me.

[Captain]
Come now, my passion

for the opera hit me
all of a sudden.

[phantoms snoring]

- Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
- [yelps]

Hey, where are we going?

Making our alibi watertight.

Uh, Mommy,
what are you doing here?

I was wondering, what film
did you see yesterday?

- Um...
- The Hound of the...

[Pandora]
I'm asking Little Vampire.

The Hound of the Baskervilles
with Peter Cushing.

Runtime, 135 minutes,
released in 1959.

And tonight, what are you
going to watch?

Roger Corman,
The Pit and the Pendulum

with Vincent Price.
Runtime, 143 minutes.

You haven't even seen it and
you know all about it?

It's because we're seeing
it again, Mrs. Pandora.

Is that true?

Yes, Mrs. Pandora.

It's, it's...
It's very true.

I can't believe you guys managed
to tell a decent lie.

Oh, you think we're hopeless.

Hey, Miss Pandora, do you wanna
watch a movie with us?

No thank you, I'm quite busy.

Did you know she was
going to say no?

You're a genius at lying.

Really? I'm so happy to be
a genius at something.

[sinister music]

Huh?

[objects clattering]

[Little Vampire] Did you have
to go and take the bone

right from the middle?
You broke it, now you fix it.

- Come and help me.
- No, I'm busy.

[Michel]
Vampires don't exist.

[scoffs] I'm telling you
I'm a real vampire.

- Now that's news.
- [telephone dialing]

Hello, hello, it's urgent.

Let me talk to the boss.

If I get anywhere near him,
I'm risking my life.

He scares the living
daylights out of me.

Trust me, it's worth it.

[kawai 2 over phone]
Tell me more.

Oh yeah.

[wings buzzing]

Boss, boss.

[Little Vampire]
Oh yeah, I'm not real?

Just you wait and see.

- [book thudding]
- [kawai groaning]

There's an address on
the notebook.

What you got in mind now, kiddo?
We gotta get back home.

Michel, will see just
how unreal I am.

I'll pay him a visit.

Coming to the school
was bad enough,

but this is getting way
too dangerous.

You're afraid of a little boy

who can't even solve first
grade math problems?

No, but...

[sinister music]

Gibbous, Gibbous.

Oh, why do you squish us?

I like the noise you make
when I squeeze.

But you've got lots of humans

to keep you busy.
Isn't that enough?

A kawai squeezed
between the thumb

and the index finger
is a real treat.

Like a chocolate candy
with your coffee.

- Not me.
- And why not you?

Because I've got a big scoop.

- Speak.
- You'll be so happy,

I bet you'll turn me
back into a human.

- Speak!
- My cousin, he's in a school,

not far from here
and he has something

super kawai to tell you.
He just told me, it's...

Hey, cousin?

Talk to The Gibbous.

Be patient,
he'll... he'll respond.

- [Gibbous groaning]
- [kawai squelching]

When you're lucky enough to
have a dog like me

you don't go taking risks on
some unknown Michel guy.

Who's terrible at math besides.

We gotta go home,
it's the end of the movie.

We've gotta get back.

Hey. Hey, hey.
I'm talking to you.

[Little Vampire]
Charles Norton Avenue.

We're here!

[dog barking in distance]

- [man snoring]
- Do you think that's him?

No, those are old people.

I hope this isn't
the wrong house.

[sneaky music]

- [Phantomato growling]
- [Michel sighs]

[kawai groaning]

Hey?

- [Michel yelling]
- Gag him, gag him!

Be quiet, be quiet,
there's nothing to be afraid of.

Phantomato, go check
and see if his mom

- and dad are still asleep.
- Okay, boss.

Your parents mustn't
find out about me.

They're not my parents,
they're my grandparents.

I lost my parents.

- Really, where d'you put 'em?
- [Michel laughing]

You're funny. "Lost my parents"
is an expression.

It means they're dead.

Oh yeah, like mine?

My parents are the living dead.

Wow, then you really
are a vampire.

For me it's not the same.

Mine are dead dead.

That's why I'm an orphan.

What's it like being an orphan?

Normal, I guess.
Like me.

A-okay, boss. The old folks
are snoring like elephants.

This is Phantomato, he's my dog.

He's cool.
Oh, hang on, look.

It's Alfonso, my fish.
He's my buddy.

I think he's ugly.
A dog is better.

Don't worry, he's jealous.

- He recognizes me.
- Really?

If you put your nose against
the bowl he comes...

- [books thudding]
- [both gasping]

Phantomato, I'll never take
you anywhere again.

Oh, come on, it was an accident.

Your dog is so cool.

- [telephone dialing, ringing]
- [sinister music]

- [kawai 1 over phone] Cousin?
- I'm another caller.

The last caller is no longer
in any state to speak.

Go get The Gibbous.

If he hears my news,
he'll reward us.

[kawai 3 speaking indistinctly
over phone]

I've gotta talk to The Gibbous,

he'll turn us back into humans.

- I found the vampires.
- [kawai 3 over phone] Really?

- [boys laughing]
- [door thudding]

You're not asleep, Michel?

No, Gramps, I found a dog.

He must've climbed up
the gutter pipe

and come in through the window.

Can we keep him, Gramps, can we?

We'll see tomorrow.

Go back to sleep now, cupcake.

- Cupcake?
- All right, drop it.

Hey, I'm not staying here
with this goldfish.

Yes, we have to leave now.
The movie's almost over.

- The what?
- I'll explain later.

Here's your notebook.

You want me to do
your math homework?

Yes, oh yes, please.

- I think math problems are fun.
- And you'll come back

- tomorrow, right?
- Boss, boss.

Take this call,
it'll be worth your while.

Is this some new obsession?

Are you in a hurry
to be crushed?

[kawai 1 over phone]
Gibbous, boss.

Gibbous, I saw the vampire.

Right, describe it.

- [kawai 1] A child vampire.
- Oh.

- [grunts]
- [swords whooshing]

[kawai buzzing]

Oh, boy, if you like math,

you really must be bored
in that coffin of yours.

I don't live in a coffin.

Well, I sleep in a coffin

because my parents are
a bit conservative

but I could sleep
on a sofa just as well.

Hey, hey, dummies, we gotta go.

Will you show me where you live?

Well, it's a bit dangerous,
you know.

You wouldn't last two hours.

See you tomorrow then.

- See you tomorrow, pal.
- Wait up.

Take this, to thank you
for my homework.

Oh, thanks.

- [dog barking in distance]
- [sinister music]

- What's up, kiddo?
- There, that thing

is crawling up Michel's house.

[Gibbous groaning]

There he is, over there!

- [Phantomato groaning]
- [exciting music]

[Little Vampire groaning]

- [sword slashing]
- [Gibbous laughing]

What on Earth is that?

- [Phantomato] Come on, move it.
- [sword clanging]

- [Gibbous laughing]
- [Little Vampire groaning]

[sword swooshing]

[Little Vampire groaning]

Hmm.

The Captain.

The Captain is protecting them.

- I can't see them anymore.
- What do we do now, boss?

Nothing.
It doesn't matter.

We know
the chink in their armor.

- What's that?
- The kid.

- Oh.
- He has a friend.

[Little Vampire]
What was that thing?

Kiddo. It's something
we shouldn't

even be allowed to talk about.

I didn't know he still existed.

He hasn't been seen in
this neck of the woods for ages.

You sure look shaken up,

- what happened?
- Shut up.

I promise,
you'd rather not know.

You didn't hear or see anything.
It's better that way.

Guys, you're such a pain
with your secrets.

What was that moon-shaped thing?

It was the moon.

You can see the moon every
night, you know.

I used to wonder, what was it
doing up there too.

But the shape's normal I think
is hanging from something,

- like a rubber band.
- Phantomato,

- it's not The Gibbous?
- Yes. Be quiet.

How are the movie buffs doing?

Everything's fine, Mrs. Pandora.

- Perfectly fine.
- Mommy, what's The Gibbous?

[tense music]

We didn't do anything,
we didn't do anything.

Besides, I'm a champ at lying.

Who told you about that,
Little Vampire?

It was Marguerite, Mrs. Pandora.

There was a moon in the film

and Marguerite said it
was The Gibbous.

- Hey, that's not true.
- Yes it is true.

- [fists thudding]
- Monster fight!

That's enough. No more movie
nights for a whole week.

Everyone to bed.

[somber music]

Mommy, when you stick
the dead dead

into coffins,
they never move again?

The dead dead?
That's a funny word,

- where did you hear it?
- Mom, answer me.

Generally speaking, um, no.

But with us it's not the same?

With us it's very different.

Can we ever become dead dead?

- Huh, Mom?
- Little Vampire,

you're at an age when children
have many questions and...

Mom, please.

Okay then, let's say yes.

There are beings on this planet
who can truly destroy us.

They are reapers.

They work for the god of death.

The god of the depths.

The Gibbous, the one whose
name you said earlier

is one of those beings.

It's because of The Gibbous that
no one can leave the house.

We have very powerful,
magical protections here.

- But outside...
- You mean this monster knows us

and he has the power to turn
us into dead deads,

is that what you're saying?

Yes, The Gibbous has that power.

Now you know why
you shouldn't ever leave

the house on your own.

Good.

Looks like your
new love for math

and goldfish is
a thing of the past.

I'm never leaving here again.

You hear me, buttercup?

We're never leaving
this house again.

Never ever.

[mischievous music]

[Little Vampire sighing]

[Phantomato snoring]

[tense music]

- [thunder rumbling]
- [Michel groaning]

[Michel yelling]

[phantom growling]

[Michel groaning]

[claws swooshing]

[all]
Little Vampire, Little Vampire.

Little Vampire.

Little Vampire.

No more movie nights
'cause of you.

It's hard to imagine how
we'll survive this tragedy.

What do we paly tonight, huh?

I have business to take care of.

- You play without me.
- No, you have to play.

[sighs] Why?

If you don't want Mrs. Pandora

to know you weren't
at the movie with us

- and that...
- Okay,

- picture frame hide and seek.
- [all cheering]

[exciting music]

He's there.

- [Marguerite grunting]
- [thudding]

[upbeat music]

[picture popping]

[gentle music]

[exciting music]

- [picture popping]
- [muffled] Enough, kiddo.

Didn't you hear your mother?

You can't go outside,
The Gibbous is there.

Michel is outside too

and yesterday The Gibbous was
sneaking around his home.

- He's my friend, I have to...
- It's what The Gibbous does,

- kiddo. He brings people to...
- Brings 'em where?

To... to the land
of the dead, kid.

So you knew about it and
you didn't say anything?

- Follow me.
- No, wait.

It's a question of destiny.

If that's your pal's fate,
that's really too bad

but... but... but... but you're
not going outside.

Let me go. I have to make sure
my friend is all right.

- Captain!
- Not a word, Phantomato,

or we'll never be friends again,
you hear me?

What a nightmare.

[sinister music]

- Are you listening or not?
- Sorry, sweetie-pie.

I was saying,

we didn't take Little Vampire's
boredom seriously enough.

I thought we could recreate

the school he's been
dreaming of.

We'll gather the ghosts
in the dining room at night,

they can be the students and...

And?

You can be the school teacher.

Disaster! The kid!

The kid has split!

There you go, the poor child
felt smothered.

- [Captain] He ran away?
- The boy takes after me,

if he's sulking, it could last.

Hmm. And of course, no one knows
in which picture he's hiding.

No, you don't understand.

He went outside.
Into town.

- Good grief.
- There's no need to panic.

Besides The Gibbous,
that laughable moon-face

- we haven't seen in...
- How long?

- 72 years.
- Yes,

besides him, we fear no one.

Exactly. [chuckles]
That's what I wanted to say.

Phantomato, if you know
something you'd better tell us.

No, nothing.

He just went to visit
a young human.

And you didn't tell us?
This is serious.

- I'm going.
- No, he'll be

embarrassed if
he sees one of us.

You know how sensitive
Little Vampire can be, my dear.

- Phantomato?
- Yes, Captain.

Take the monsters and bring
Little Vampire back right now.

And the young human.
If he knows about us,

- we must make sure that he...
- That he keeps quiet about it.

[amusing music]

Okay, come out right now.

[paintings]
Yes, please get out.

What for?

We have to save Little Vampire.

And make sure a very harmful
human keeps his mouth shut.

And avoid punishment.

We sure are having a good time.

My scooter, yes. Ophtamol's
roller skates, fine.

But Marguerite,

your wheelbarrow won't help
you get there faster.

How do you know?

You can't know that.

[upbeat music]

- [kawai grunting]
- [water splashing]

Michel?

[television playing]

Oh, he's all right.

[Michel] Bud Spencer is cool.

Gramps, will you teach me how

to slap peoples faces
like Bud Spencer?

[gentle music]

[chuckling]

He has the same action figures
as Marguerite.

Except he knows how to
assemble them.

"Dear Michel,
my little pumpkin." [chuckles]

"Here is a notebook with
pictures of your loved ones.

Add your own drawings.

Tell stories that make
you feel good.

Signed, your Gramps."

Now this is Michel's writing.

"My parents.

I'm ashamed that I don't
remember them more.

I don't dare draw over
their photos."

A class photo. "The second
to the left is Daina.

I'm in love with Daina.

In the middle is the teacher.
I'm in lo..."

Gosh, he's in love
with everyone.

"I have a friend named Eripmav."

That's a weird name.

No, it's a code!

"I have a friend named Vampire."

At least he understood
it's a secret.

[gentle music]

[television playing]

He sure looks happy.

But still his
grandparents are old.

What'll he do when they're dead?

- Boo!
- [Little Vampire yelling]

Are you crazy, or what?

What? It's me.

You're spying on me,
so I played a prank on you.

[laughs] No, harm done.

Besides, not to brag,
but I scared a vampire.

Didn't you see
anything last night?

Like what? Who else do you think
comes into my garden

besides a Little Vampire
and his red do...

[tense music]

- [Michel groaning]
- [phantoms growling]

Whoa.

Don't worry, they're my cousins,
kind of.

The green one's Claude,
he like racing and violence.

I'm not more violent than
any other mutant crocodile.

But I do like speed.

That's Ophtamol,
he likes chemical experiments

that are bad for
the environment.

I'm a pure product of
the French nuclear program

in the Pacific, my boy.

- And Marguerite here likes...
- I like hugs.

Oh, he smells funny.

- It's the night air.
- [Michel laughing]

What are you doing here,
Phantomato?

You told my parents, is that it?

You mean you snuck out?

Yes, that's exactly what he did.

And he endangered
all of our lives.

So now get your things,
we're going home.

Wait, we haven't played yet.

- [fun music]
- [Michel laughing]

It's funny, you don't seem
afraid of my monster cousins.

- No, why?
- I don't know.

I mean, he was made of bits
and pieces of people

that were glued together.

[throat clearing]
Stitched, stitched.

So? It's not my fault.

You shouldn't make fun of
peoples' looks.

Yes, that's true,
it's like me sometimes.

I get overweight and well,
it's not my fault you see.

Unlike many people,
I actually enjoy food.

I don't know, ever since
I met you, I feel happy.

Me too.

'Cause it means that
there's stuff after death.

- We don't like death.
- We think death is an outrage.

But how do you
stay alive after dying?

- Um, I don't know.
- We dodge it.

We hide.

Yeah, and? Have you found a
place where you're totally safe?

As a matter of fact, we have,

it's called the house of terror
and you're coming with.

Oh, yeah, where's that?

To the spooky haunted
house of terror.

- Okay.
- Where you'll be taught

- how to keep quiet.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.

You won't be laughing so much

when you see
the Captain of the Dead.

The Cap?
Oh boy, who's that?

Come on, you can ride
on Phantomato.

The faster we get this
over with, the better.

[Michel yelling, laughing]

[exciting music]

Huh?

[Michel laughing]

Little Vampire,
your dog is the best.

Yes, and he really loves you.

What do you think he'll do to
me, the Captain of the...

[Michel yelling]

[Phantomato]
[indistinct], what else?

Wow, you live here?
I know this place.

[force field bubbling]

How is this possible?

[Little Vampire] It's because
you've been invited.

Without an invitation,
you can't see anything.

[tense music]

- Hello, there!
- [phantoms groaning, growling]

[Michel groaning]

Hi, ghosts.
Let me introduce you to...

Huh? Where'd he go?

Michel? Michel?

You don't need to hide,
they're very friendly.

Yeah, right, in your dreams,
buddy.

Michel.

You're right.

- They scare me too.
- [Little Vampire] Michel.

The even played with
my head last time.

[Little Vampire]
Michel? Michel?

- [mud sloshing]
- [Michel yelling]

[Little Vampire] Michel!

Michel!

[Michel whimpering]

- [eerie music]
- [Little Vampire] Michel!

- Michel!
- [Michel yelling]

There you are.
Where were you?

- I had to pee.
- You can pee on the tombs.

You [indistinct] skeletons.

When they get really old,
they're really grumpy.

It's because of their arthritis,
my boy.

It's very damp where they live.

When they get moss
between their joints,

boy, do they creak.

- [door creaking]
- [Michel gasping]

[phantoms murmuring]

What's with the big show?

[snake hissing]

Come on, don't you think
you're trying a bit too hard?

[gentle music]

What are you doing, Captain?

I'm putting on a mask
of the living.

We don't want to scare
the boy too much.

Really, they don't gather
like that usually.

It's just 'cause you're here.

- [feet thudding]
- [Michel gasping]

Approach, mortal.

The Captain of the Dead
shall now see you.

It'll be just fine.

- [Michel gasping]
- [door thudding]

Come closer.

So as I was saying,
I love pirates.

- Are you a pirate?
- Yes.

Many, many years ago I was
the Captain of a Dutch ship.

[Michel] When you were alive?

[Captain]
Yes, I made some radical choices

- and as a result...
- You became a living dead?

Yes. And then I saved the woman
I love from annihilation

and her child too.

Could I ever be like you,
immortal?

No. Doing that
to a child would be...

Don't you see? Afterwards
you could never grow up.

What about Little Vampire?

What happened to Little Vampire?

He almost died.
I saved him

by freezing him
in an intermediary state.

Intermediary?
Between what and what?

Between life and death.

But will you let me to be
his friend anyhow?

Mm-hm.

Are you afraid I'll betray you?

No, you're fine.
I've looked into your eyes,

I've seen that you're
trustworthy.

No way! Just like that?
What a bummer.

What do you mean?

Make me swear
on a skull or something,

I don't know, do something
I'll remember when I'm old.

[sword swooshing]

You really want to take
a pirate's oath?

All right.

[Michel gasping]

Am I pirate-y enough for you?

Oh yeah, that's really classy.

[exciting music]

I swear I'll be a good buddy
to Little Vampire

and never cause him harm.

I'll never tell anyone that
he's hiding out here.

Neither my friends nor death

and not even a girl!

Sure is taking a while.

The last time a living being
went in there,

he came out chopped up and
packed in several suitcases.

- Phantomato.
- [yelps]

I inform you that I am now
part of the family.

[phantoms cheering]

Really, we can be friends?

Michel can come here to see you.

But you mustn't go out alone,

and I imagine you've
understood why.

- The Gibbous.
- [phantoms gasping]

Everything is all right.

Shh, The Gibbous has not been
spotted for decades.

However Little Vampire has
learned of his existence

and now understands
why it is impossible

for us to leave the house.

I don't know who
you're talking about,

but it doesn't matter.
I can come here every night.

- No way, what if... [stammers]
- What?

If... if by chance The Gibbous
has spotted your house?

You'd risk leading him
straight to us

with all your to and fro's.

And why would he have
spotted Michel's house?

Well, ur, I don't know,
I mean... [stammers]

Then you'll go pick Michel up,
Phantomato.

That's a wonderful idea.
Flying is more discreet.

Fantastic.

I guess my opinion
counts for zilch.

- [crickets chirping]
- [bird calling]

What's wrong now,
Little Vampire?

Well, it's just that
there's not much to do

- in this house, you know.
- Are you sure?

Yes, other than paintings that
take you to other worlds,

Claude's motorcycles,

Ophtamol's
scientific experiments

and Marguerite's toys,

other than sword fights
in the weapons room

and other than the pirate ship.

- [exciting music]
- You have a pirate ship?

Oh, what size?

Come with me.

My boat is a foot long

and you can even
put it in water.

Once I put it in
my grandparents' bathtub

- and it floated.
- This one floats too.

[Michel gasping]

Something tells me
they'll soon be running

all over my back,
shouting war cries.

Ma'am, you're a very
beautiful boat.

Would you mind
if I ran all over you

while screaming
at the top of my lungs?

That's what I'm here for.

[Michel laughing]

[all shouting, laughing]

Phantomato, do you wanna
come an play with us?

Oh no, no, I wouldn't
want to interfere

with two friends of
the same age.

[Little Vampire] Okay.

Oh, how nice,
he couldn't care less.

Little Vampire,
your mom's quite a beauty.

Hmm.

The boat lady's beautiful, too.

- [sighs] Good.
- [hands clapping]

I'll go make some snacks.

With my two arms,
I can do things.

Sticks and stones will
break my bones,

words will never hurt me.

Hm! Find yourself a man.

Ladies, ladies.

Wait, Mrs. Pandora,
[indistinct].

- [fuse hissing]
- [Claude laughing]

- Hey, be careful. Be care...
- [cannon booming]

- [Michel yelling]
- [thudding]

You'll have to sew me up again.

- [Little Vampire laughing]
- My love,

- we'll have to sew me up again.
- Right.

Hey, be careful with
the youngster.

We told you, he's a living
being, he's fragile.

[music continues]

[all laughing]

[Marguerite groaning]

Bet you can't do it,
bet you can't do it.

Michel, no!

Mommy, if you keep saying
no the whole time

he won't wanna come back.

Bet you can't let go
of one hand.

Yes, I can.

Hey, bet you can't let go
the other hand.

[thudding]

[Michel laughing]

Can't do it, can't do it,
can't do it.

- [Michel yelling]
- [tense music]

Okay, that's enough.

All of this is way too
dangerous for Michel.

We're going to have
a snack instead.

- [crickets chirping]
- [bird calling]

[slurping]

- You're not drinking?
- Come on, have some.

Is it blood?

Goodness, no,
it's hot chocolate.

Monsters like chocolate too,
my boy.

Then it's all right.

[both slurping]

[both sighing]

- [Little Vampire laughing]
- Hey, what's so funny?

[Little Vampire] I think
the two of them look alike.

- [door creaking]
- [Little Vampire laughing]

[all laughing]

Michel, I'll take you
back home now.

That's very kind of you,
Pandora, but I can walk home.

And tomorrow,
[indistinct] Phantomato...

Children, children,
can't you see?

- What?
- You didn't even play together

for one full night and
Michel almost died twice.

That's because
he's not used to it.

Yes, Little Vampire will
show me the ropes.

[Little Vampire] And if you
like, we'll only play games

where we stay seated.
Like good boys.

You're not gonna forbid us
from being friends, are you?

You think forbidding things
is my line of work?

Inventing rules?
I'm a pirate.

If you go out alone,
you risk your life

and if the other boy is
here unsupervised,

he'll end up like
slices of sashimi.

It's my life, I do what I want.

Under my command,
no one plays with their life.

[grumbles]

[somber music]

[air whooshing]

Wow.

[gentle music]

Do you want me to make you
forget everything

you experienced tonight?

No.

I'd rather suffer horribly
than forget.

[air whooshing]

- [telephone dialing]
- Put me through to the boss.

Things are happening in here.

[air whooshing]

[birds singing]

Out of bed, young man,
it's time for breakfast.

Grandma, can I have
internet access?

That's out of the question.

There are crazy people
in that thing.

- Have you been crying?
- No, Grandma, I'm sick.

Can I have a note?

What's this silliness?
Off to school you go.

Finish up your toast, young man.

[crunching]

[Marguerite] It's not our fault.

The old folks over reacted.

[speaking indistinctly]

Let's play "guess who I am."

I'll play "guess who I am,"

but you have to tell me
who you are first.

No, why me? you go first.

No, if I tell you
who I am first,

I wanna know who you are before.

You don't wanna play,
Little Vampire?

This is a really smart game.

I gotta say, I think that was
the right decision.

He had no business being
here that little...

Did you brush your teeth?

[Little Vampire sighing]

Listen, if you...

[door clicking]

- [Little Vampire chuckling]
- [alarm clock clicking]

[sinister music]

[alarm ringing]

[Phantomato groaning]

[shushing] Sleep,
lie down, don't move.

[upbeat music]

[gate creaking]

- [car whooshing]
- [Little Vampire groaning]

Okay.

[dog panting]

Michel, there is some sort of
miracle going on lately

but your algebra isn't
doing better after all.

Yes, ma'am, my algebra is fine.

Only I haven't had time to
pay it a visit.

- [children laughing]
- Take a walk outside, Michel.

That's what you get for
playing the class clown.

[children shouting, laughing]

Hey, isn't the sun
dangerous for you?

What are you, my mom?
I came because

I've been thinking.
Your grandparents are old,

- right?
- Yeah, I mean...

Don't get me wrong,
they're not as old as me.

What I meant was
they'll die soon.

Did you come here
to hurt my feelings or what?

No, I'm just saying.

Imagine if they could
live forever.

And if you were, you know,
not as fragile,

we could play together
all the time.

- What's your idea?
- I'm gonna transform all of you

- into living dead.
- Are you nuts?

We'll all live together
and have fun and...

Listen, one, you didn't even ask
me if I wanted to do it.

And two, how would you do it?

- I don't know.
- [Michel] Does it hurt?

[Little Vampire] I don't know,
I said. Come on, we'll ask.

[Michel] Who?

Hey, what are you guys doing?

Don't worry, my boy,
nothing painful.

- We're examining.
- Michel's gonna live with us!

Michel's gonna live with us!

Not so loud.
If your parents find out

that I came here in secret,
I'll be dead dead.

[saw whirring]

Ophtamol, what are you doing?

You said you just wanted
to examine him.

Yes, I'm going to start
from the inside.

[Michel yelling]

Come on, my boy, be brave.

No, listen, there's another way.

My boy, if you don't trust
my medical skills,

feel free to consult with
another specialist.

[clanging]

[Marguerite groaning]

Okay, listen. Don't do anything
until I get back.

I'm gonna try and squeeze
some information

out of the Captain of the Dead.

- [chain saw whirring]
- [Michel] He said

don't do anything!
Don't do anything!

- Stop!
- Huh, what?

This is no good. I can't leave
you guys alone with Michel.

I know what you're
worried about,

you're afraid that Michel
will end up dead dead.

- Yes, in short, yes.
- [Ophtamol] Yes, well,

that's the problem.
All the lexicological

and organic manuals
leave no doubt,

before joining the ranks of
the living dead

you must undergo a brief
period of murdification.

Murdification.

Murder-i-fication.

Murdification.

A brief period of...

[all]
♪ Murdification ♪

I guess you gotta do
what you gotta do.

Just make it as short
as possible that's all.

No, this is nonsense.
We're stopping it all.

My boy, if you don't
mind me saying so,

this is the kind of attitude
that makes science regress.

Okay, Michel, go home
without being seen

while I try to find out more.

[downhearted music]

- Yeah, sure, that's it.
- What?

You don't want me
to live with you, that's all.

Yes, I do,
but it's too dangerous.

I don't want you to
die for good.

You don't want me to steal
your little family

away from you or your mom.

Michel, are you out
of your mind?

This was my idea.

That's nonsense, don't go.

[Michel]
No one loves me anyway.

- [grunts]
- [thudding]

- [Phantomato growling]
- [Michel yelling]

[growls] We said we didn't wanna
see you around here anymore.

- Didn't you get it?
- Don't worry,

I'm leaving for good this time.

Phantomato, what did you do?

Michel!

[Michel sobbing]

Young man, where were you?

You mustn't stay out
after nightfall.

Sorry, I have a migraine.

[Gramps]
Are you feeling sick?

- No.
- You want some dinner?

[Michel]
Goodnight, Gramps and Grandma.

Sorry, I'm just beat.

[light clicking]

[sinister music]

[Gibbous in distance]
Young man, young man.

Grandma, leave me alone.

[Gibbous laughing]

- [Michel whimpering]
- It's me, Grandma.

- [Michel yelling]
- [laughing]

[tense music]

- Who are you?
- [door clicking]

Are you all right, honey?

Yes, Grandma, don't come in.

The teacher called, she said
you made a scene today.

What's going on now, Michel?

You know that if you're
upset about something

you can talk to
Grandma about it.

Grandma, it's dangerous,
get out.

Listen, I did the house
cleaning everyday,

I'm not going to
damage your models.

Maybe you'd rather have
a man-to-man talk,

I'll go get Gramps.

Grandma, no, please leave,
I'm fine, I swear.

[sword clanging]

Who are you,
what do you want with me?

I'm warning you,
I'm not afraid at all.

Smart boy. I have nothing
against you, but what I can do

if you disobey me, well,
that's another story.

I could take your
grandparents away.

- Where?
- Where I take people.

With your dada and your mama.

- [sword clanging]
- [Michel groaning]

But it doesn't have to be.

If you do what I ask you,
I'll spare them.

What do you want?

Justice. Simply justice.

I need to talk to Pandora,
to her child,

and to the Captain of the Dead.

I don't know
who you're talking about.

You don't know, do you?

[upbeat music]

Look, imagine a rich,
handsome, powerful prince.

That's me.
Well, it was me.

One night he went
horseback riding

under the moonlight on
the beach in his kingdom.

He came upon the most beautiful
maiden he'd ever seen,

a minor aristocrat from
the tropical regions.

Though she was neither as rich
nor as important as him,

he nonetheless decided
to offer her his love.

- Did she love him?
- [grunts]

The prince announced
the date for the wedding.

Everything was organized.
And what did he discover?

That she already had a child.

- [Michel] Whose child?
- [Gibbous] Who cares?

- She betrayed him.
- You come across some girl,

you decide to marry her
without asking her,

and then you're furious because
you find out she has a child?

You're just a big spoiled baby.

Yes! Yes, furious, I was furious

and I wanted to show them
what I was capable of

when someone broke my heart.

But someone helped
them to escape.

Someone stole my revenge.

Van Hakan, your friend,

- Van Hakan.
- Don't know him.

How about the Captain
of the Dead? Do you know him?

That's his name now, I'm told.

Listen, I get
the feeling you're gonna

try some horrible
blackmail on me.

Like either I help you
or you hurt my loved ones.

- Is that right?
- Hmm.

Why do you need my help
to see the Captain?

I only want you to
pass a message on to them.

They can do
what they like with it.

- No.
- Are you okay, honey?

So, which one
will I take with me?

- Grandpa or grandma?
- [tense music]

[sniffling]

[footsteps thudding]

Why you sniffing?

You're crying.

Hey, wait, I'm coming.
Let's play.

[door thudding]

What did the kid do to you?

- Telekinesis.
- Good grief.

When he does that,
it means he's real mad.

Why are you slamming doors
in the hallway?

What's wrong with you,
Little Vampire?

It's daytime,
time to go to sleep.

[somber music]

I don't wanna sleep.

Other children live
in the daytime and I don't.

When you're a vampire,

everything's always
more complicated.

I try my best, but I mess up
and everyone hates me.

Who hates you?

Michel. I was a good friend
and I did all I could

to turn him into one of
the living dead.

- What?
- Hey, he agreed.

But I could see it was dangerous

so I said we were stopping
and he got mad.

Now he'll never come back, Mom.

- Hey, what is that?
- Don't touch it.

Michel gave it to me.

Hmm. Is it so important
to have this friend?

Yes.

Okay, well I suppose we'll...

Make him one of the living dead?

We would have to do it
without killing him.

No.
No, we can't do that.

Why not?

Because the living dead
are people

who've had their heart broken.

And you don't want to
do that to your friend.

[Little Vampire] That's not
true, no one broke my heart.

If you've forgotten,
so much the better.

Mom, tell me.

Certain things are
best left untold.

And what about Michel?

Well, if he truly learns

which parts of our house
are dangerous or not...

- He can come back? Really?
- I suppose, yes.

You're the best mom
in the world.

[door clicking]

Hey, there's no point in
your mother putting you to bed

if you get up again right away,
huh?

[shushing]

[phantom snoring]

[air whooshing]

When she's sleeping,
only one thing wakes her.

- [energy whooshing]
- Oh, Capt...

Hey, what are you doing here?

Whose name were you
going to say?

Nobody's, I was sleeping.

Who were you dreaming of?

Do you want me to
tell my mother?

Hey, Little Vampire,
who do you think you are?

I'm the captain's ship.

I knew him before
your mama was born.

And I had other captains
before this one.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to blackmail you.

But no one wants to tell me
in plain English

how I became a vampire.

After a while it gets annoying.

It's because of The Gibbous,
isn't it?

[alarm beeping]

Idiot, can't you see
you're interrupting

an important conversation?

It's my video
surveillance cameras.

We have an intruder!

[tense music]

What's he doing?

He's going into my room.

Come on, let's tell him
that we're...

Wait.

[Little Vampire]
What on Earth's he doing?

He really isn't looking well.

He looks sad.

What's he saying?
What's he saying?

Sorry, Little Vampire,
I have no choice.

[Claude]
Zoom in, zoom in.

[camera whirring]

He's a traitor,
activate the nail trap.

- [Ophtamol] No, no.
- Which button's the trap?

[Ophtamol] The red one, but...

[growling]

[suspenseful music]

We missed the traitor.

Where are the acid capsules?

Be quiet, Phantomato.

Sorry, Gramps.
Sorry, Grandma.

I can't do it.

- Don't feel sorry for him.
- [buttons beeping]

Drop him!

[Michel yelling]

[tense music]

- [ball thudding]
- [Michel yelling]

Phantomato, that's enough.

Ophtamol, bring him to us.

[button beeping]

[groaning, yelling]

Where will he come out?

Through the cave ceiling.

But the landing basket
isn't there anymore.

Then he's going to crash.

[Michel yelling]

Sleeping Belle, grab him.

But I don't have any arms.
What can I catch him with?

[Michel thudding]

I'm fed up with you.
You're putting us in danger.

You're a traitor.
A traitor, a traitor.

- [Phantomato growling]
- You hit me.

You growled at me.

Goodbye, goodbye.

He's right, I betrayed
the pirates' oath.

It doesn't matter,
forget about all that.

My mother said
you can come back.

No, this is serious,
I betrayed you.

But it was all because of that
guy with the moon face.

He scared me so much.

Wait, you saw The Gibbous?

He's gonna kill my grandparents
now that I've disobeyed him.

And if he followed me,
he knows where you live.

I'm so, so sorry.

This is a serious situation,
my friends,

and I say
let's put an end to it all.

You and me, Michel, we're gonna
take care of The Gibbous.

- What do you say?
- I say, let's do it.

That guy won't lay a hand
on my Grandma.

Yeah, enough of being
afraid of The Gibbous.

[Claude and Ophtamol]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, calm down, children.

Tonight we'll talk to
the Captain.

We'll tell him about the danger

that Michel's
grandparents are in and...

- Tonight?
- No, we're not waiting,

not tonight. Adults had
their chance for centuries

but chose to hide in his house
where I'm dying of boredom.

It's our turn now.

The Gibbous doesn't know
what's coming.

[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He must be sleeping at
this hour, we have to go now.

[all] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where are we gonna find him?

And are you sure The Gibbous
sleeps during the day?

Well, he has a moon-face.

That means he only
comes out at night.

He's resting during the day.
He's vulnerable.

If we wanna vanquish him,
now is the time to attack.

I'm sure of it. I bet
if we return to Michel's house,

we'll find his mooring.

Let's go,
I feel trapped in here.

[ropes creaking]

[sails whooshing]

[chain rattling]

- [clicking]
- [tense music]

[anchor clanging]

[Little Vampire] What are you
doing, Sleeping Belle?

I'm obeying my Captain.

Don't you remember
who kissed me?

[upbeat music]

[ship creaking]

[water splashing]

Wait.

[music continues]

- [sighs]
- If the Captain finds out...

He won't. Not until
we've won the battle.

[exciting music]

Over there, look.

- [Little Vampire] Is that him?
- Who else.

Go up, Sleeping Belle,
we'll take him by surprise

while he's asleep.

[air whooshing]

[Sleeping Belle]
I don't know if he's asleep.

It looks like it's nighttime
all the time where he lives.

[Michel groaning]

Hey, don't be a scaredy cat.

No, it's strange,
he looks like he's drowning.

What was I thinking?
The living need air.

We have diving suits for that.

Little Vampire, go to
the Captain's cabin quick.

[Ophtamol] Calm down, my boy,
Little Vampire won't be long.

You can breath in a while.

Don't think about air.

Hey, what's that?

[Sleeping Belle]
Wow, that's The Gibbous' junk.

I didn't remember it like that.

Doesn't he have a figure head?

[Michel gasping]

Hang on, Michel, I'm coming.

- [Gibbous laughing]
- [cloth whooshing]

- [thudding]
- Michel! Michel!

[kawai buzzing]

- And what's that?
- It's his crew.

[kawai buzzing]

[Ophtamol]
Oh, now what? My goodness!

Put an end in each nostril,
it'll save him.

- He'll...
- He'll breath in your farts.

Wow, what luck.

You ignoramuses, certain
organisms synthesize methane,

just as well as oxygen and...

Anyway, we don't have a choice.

[kawai buzzing]

[tense music]

Who are you?
I feel like I know you.

Sleep.

[air whooshing]

Only my breath can wake you up.

[swords clanging]

It's you, you filthy Gibbous.

Hey, cool it.
What do you know about me?

Not much, but I hate you.

It's hard to believe,
but I'm the good guy here.

- Look.
- [magical music]

Okay, okay, I admit I've got
bad teeth and really poor skin

but you can't judge someone
on that, can you?

I need to put this
diving suit on my friend.

No need.

Your friends are just fine.

[Marguerite] Hey, what is this?

[Michel] How are we gonna
get out of here?

[Ophtamol]
Little Vampire will help us,

the good guys always
win in the end.

[Marguerite sobbing]

What, Marguerite?

I thinking of my Mom and Dad.

- [Michel] Why?
- I'm thinking that

they don't exist! You don't know
what it's like to be made

with lots of bits of
different people.

Well, it's as if you have
lots of moms and dads.

Yeah, like me. I've got hundreds
of brothers and sisters,

so mom and dad gave us numbers

because they're brains
aren't big enough

to remember all our names.

Sometimes when I go see them,
they forget me.

I like you 'cause your
families are so lousy.

It's so good to cry with you.

- Thanks.
- We have to get outta here.

The smell of farts
has made him go nuts.

[Michel] No way.
In my world,

I always have to pretend
everything's fine.

Since everyone knows
I'm an orphan,

they look so miserable
when they see me

and they say,
"Oh, the poor little boy."

I could punch them when I see
that look in their eyes.

So I overdo it. Going, "Hey,
look how funny I am."

But after a while
I've had enough.

I just wanna be normal.

I have the right to cry if
I miss my parents, don't I?

But with you, if I cry, I know
it won't change anything

between us because
you're normal too.

That's crazy. No one's ever
told me I'm normal.

Even the alligators
say I'm a freak.

I don't wish that I was normal.

[all laughing]

[Claude]
No, but hey...

[birds singing]

[scratching]

[Pandora gasping]

[Pandora whistling]

[Phantomato scratching]

- [gasps]
- Phantomato,

can't you wait for us
to wake up for your walk?

That's not it, Ma'am.

A momentary lapse of
concentration on my part

and the three monsters,
your son,

and the captain's ship
were stolen.

- My ship!
- [bell jingling]

What's happened to my ship?

Hey, be careful.

- [Pandora groaning]
- Phantomato, speak.

No, I haven't done anything.

I was just saying that this
Michel was a bad influence.

So things got kind
of out of hand

and they said to me,
"Phantomato,

we don't want you anymore.

We're gonna see The Gibbous
without you."

[phantom] Gibbous.

- I mean you, I think.
- You think or you're sure?

Yes. The Gibbous came back,

as it so happens,
since this Michel arrived.

Phantomato, you'll be
severely punished

for all your lies.

But right now we have
no time to lose.

To the ship.

[pirates roaring]

Here, it's all for you.

I'm not hungry.

What are those insects?

Ah, my little proteges.
I save them from death.

When people are about to die

I have the power to
reincarnate them as a kawai.

How horrible.
What do you want from me?

Me? I'm using you
to get your mom here.

- My mom?
- Yes.

Then I want the same thing
I've wanted for 300 years.

I'll tell her I love her and
I'll marry her at last.

You wanna marry her?
Is that why you've been

traumatizing
everybody for so long?

And why you keep sending death
threats to my friend's family

and why I can't even
leave my own house?

Yes, marry her.

I don't wanna kill her anymore.

I want to love her.

We'll have fun, the three of us.

And you will call me Dad.

- You're not my father.
- Are you sure about that?

Yes.

Yes. I am sure.

Whatever.
But nor is Van Hakan.

I don't wanna listen to you.
You're death death.

Oh, just one of his
many employees.

- My people don't die!
- [plates clanging]

- [tense music]
- [Gibbous yelling]

Catch that mouse!

[kawai buzzing]

You were told to be good
and wait for your mom.

She doesn't know where I am.

Don't worry.

She'll find us.

[seagull squawking]

Arthur, can you see the boy?

Uh, Cecile, I can't hear you.

Don't speak to me,
you'll make me fall off.

[grunting]

What is this creature?

He looks as old as your ship,
Captain.

If that's The Gibbous' army,
there's no need to worry.

No, it's Michel's grandpa.

I only hope he doesn't
kick the bucket.

- [air whooshing]
- [Gramps yelling]

Thank you, Miss.
You're very pretty.

It's missus.
You're very flattering.

I can see where Michel
gets it from.

Oh, you know my Michel?

He's disappeared, you know.

And my wife found
the ship's anchor

and this rope
in her lettuce patch.

But... but who are you?
And you can fly!

We're the good guys. And we'll
bring Michel back to you

in the condition
he was in before.

Well, we'll do our best.

[tense music]

[sword whooshing]

Sugar plum, time is short.

[heroic music]

The vile creature put
her to sleep.

[Gibbous laughing]

Funny, isn't it?

It just took one kiss
for her to change masters.

Only my kiss will revive her.

I will never let your lips
soil my ship again, Gibbous.

Oh yes, and why not?

Yes, why not?

Are you more attached
to Sleeping Belle

- than you should be?
- Certainly not.

Good.

So I will give you
the chance of a fair fight

by waking your figurehead
and in exchange,

I will take Pandora hostage
during the sea battle.

- [sword whooshing]
- Never.

Oh? I'd have thought that
Pandora would be impatient

to see her child again.

Pandora.

I'll go with you.
I want to get Little Vampire

and bring him back home.

We'll see.

Gibbous, you promised.

Sleeping Belle.

Actually,
why should I take the risk

of a sea battle with you,
Captain,

when I have
everything that I want?

Pandora and Little Vampire,
my family.

Captain, you have to shoot him,
n-n-now!

In the back? No.

You can't let the moon-face
get away with your girl.

It's not going to happen.

Come on, all hands on deck.

But, Captain,
the ship won't move.

[pirate 2] We can't do a thing.

[Captain]
No, it's more difficult.

Without Sleeping Belle,
the ship won't have its magic.

It won't obey my thoughts.

We're gonna get annihilated,
Captain.

Not at all. We'll move
this vessel with our hands.

[all]
With our hands?

[Michel groaning]

[all yelling]

Take cover, they're throwing
stink bags at us.

Friends, friends!

[pirates gasping]

[Michel gasping]

Put this on, kiddo.

I'm sorry I got mad at you.

What are you talking about?
I always thought you were

the best dog in the world,
Phantomato.

My biggest dream would be
to have a dog like you.

Yeah, you look as dumb
as your goldfish with that on.

What's the situation, Captain?

It's good to see you, my boy.

We're going to attack.

[tense music]

[Michel] Whoa!

Let my son out of that cage.
This is ridiculous.

No, Mom, I'm not scared.

[growling]

And do you have to tie me up?

Until you become aware of my...

- qualities.
- [distant booming]

[shouts]

- Oh, they're attacking.
- [explosion booming]

[voice echoing]
Give them a warm welcome.

[cannons clicking]

[cannons booming]

Captain, this is like clay
pigeon shooting.

We have to retreat and
think of a strategy.

- Keep going.
- [cannons booming]

[Gibbous]
He's brave, I'll give him that.

Let's finish him off.

- No, stop!
- In exchange for what?

I really have trouble
getting you to love me.

Up and at 'em, lads.

If we leave the ship here,
it'll be destroyed.

We have to take cover,
at least for now.

Never!

Why won't he leave the ship?

From here, he could jump
on the bad guy's vessel.

[Ophtamol]
He can't abandon his ship.

Even when you have to choose
between your family

- and your ship?
- A real pirate

has no choice, Michel.

Yeah, come on,
I'm not a real pirate yet.

And I'm just a dog.
Come on.

- You got to plan, Michel?
- No, but as long

as they haven't seen us, we have
an advantage.

- [Pandora groans]
- [Gibbous] I did all I could

to have you. I thought of
nothing but you

for the past three centuries.

You're mean and
you're going to pay for it.

- Fire, fire!
- [cannons booming]

That's enough!

- [growling]
- I warn you, don't eat me.

- [growling]
- [Little Vampire groaning]

Are you really trying to
scare a vampire?

[growling]

- [dramatic music]
- [hissing]

[yowling]

[Gibbous grunting]

I don't fight kids.

I've understood one thing.
How old are you?

319. [groans]

And when I became one of
the living dead,

how old were you?

Almost 19.
I was handsome, I was...

- [grunting]
- And I was 10.

- Like today.
- No, I'm 310.

So?

So, I'm not a kid!

[all cheering]

Sir, intruders!

- [heroic music]
- [phantoms grunting]

- [cannon booming]
- [all cheering]

[swords whooshing]

If you wanna be a grownup,
fight.

Yeah, it's very grown up
to hit people.

Bravo.

- [both grunting]
- [sword whooshing]

[thudding]

- [sword whooshing]
- [Gibbous grunting]

[Little Vampire gasping]

[Little Vampire yelling]

- [kawai buzzing]
- [Michel] Charge!

[all shouting]

There's nothing we can do.

[cannons booming]

Captain,
you're not to going to...

Yes.

- [Little Vampire yelling]
- [sword whooshing]

- Prepare to ram!
- [Little Vampire gasps]

[ship creaking]

[crashing]

[dramatic music]

[Gibbous shouts]

[swords whooshing]

- [both grunting]
- [tense music]

Hey, losers, how about picking
on somebody your own size?

[kawai buzzing]

[Little Vampire grunting]

- [sword whooshing]
- [Gibbous grunting]

- [gasps]
- [swords swooshing]

[both grunting]

[kawai buzzing]

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- [both grunting]
- [swords swooshing]

[kawai buzzing]

[all groaning]

[dramatic music]

[kawai buzzing]

[swords swooshing]

- [Captain yelling]
- [thudding]

- [tense music]
- Huh?

[Gibbous shouts]

That's enough, stop!

But I'm suffering.

I've been love-sick
for 300 years.

Yes, but it has nothing
to do with us

so you should stop
terrorizing us.

[gentle music]

[Gibbous sobbing]

But... but all
I'm interested in is love.

Otherwise I get bored.

So if Pandora doesn't love me

I have to have eternal vengeance
or else I get terribly bored.

I understand.

I used to be bored all
the time too.

And now I have my friend,
Michel,

and things are much better.

And my dog.

[growls happily]

But I want Pandora.

Did you ask her what she
thinks about it?

What's it gotta do with you?

Yes, Michel and I choose
each other as friends.

You can't force
someone to love you.

But I have to force people.

Even my kawai's wouldn't love me
if I didn't force them.

[all] Yes, boss, me too, me too.

Oh, you're too kind.

Look, with your Captain,
it was easy.

He saved Pandora
from a guy who wanted

to marry her by force.

I'm not surprised she loves him.

But who can I save?

Sleeping princesses
aren't a dime a dozen.

- [Sleeping Belle snoring]
- [ship creaking]

Oh, no, no, no,
not my figurehead.

Try to stop me.

[Gibbous grunting]

- [air whooshing]
- [magical music]

[gentle music]

Who... who are you?

- What?
- You... you were a prisoner.

Who of?

Him.

[Sleeping Belle groaning]

[magical music]

[Sleeping Belle sighing]

Who are you?

I'm called The Gibbous.

It means hunchback,
it's because of my face.

What's wrong with your face?

They say you can see the whole
world's wickedness in it.

When I get bored, I get mean.

You won't get bored with me.

I want to see the whole world.

[uplifting music]

Where are you going?

We're going to escape death
for as long as possible, too.

It's the happiest day
in my non-life.

Hmm, well, I'll have to
hold interviews

for a new figurehead to
replace that one.

I'll see to that.

What about us? He promised to
turn us back into humans.

Now that The Gibbous is gone,
we're finished.

We'll be cute little
monsters forever.

We're all completely identical,
it's unbearable.

We don't even have The Gibbous
to dominate us anymore.

You've taken away our dictator.

- We're not happy.
- Who'll be our leader now?

We'll just have to
have a democracy.

[all] Yeah.

Democracy! Democracy!

Democracy! Democracy!

Democracy! Democracy!

- [Little Vampire giggling]
- Woo-hoo!

The monsters won!

[Little Vampire and Michel
giggling]

[teacher] Michel.

Michel?

Yes, Michel, I'm waiting.

Uh, no, I'll tell
you everything.

- I wasn't the one doing it.
- What?

Well, for the past few days
I had a friend

who'd come into school at night
and do the exercises for me.

That's why I got good grades.

And clearly last night
he didn't come?

[children giggling]

He did.
But he's such a good friend

that when we see each other,
we have other things

to do than math.

But I promise that
starting tomorrow,

- I'll do my own homework.
- [children laughing]

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[all laughing]

- [both slurping]
- [all laughing]

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