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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,333 --> 00:00:07,536 Captioning made possible by Warner Bros. 2 00:00:17,279 --> 00:00:18,680 Horse. 3 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,281 Noun. Plural, horses. 4 00:00:20,281 --> 00:00:21,482 Definition 1. 5 00:00:21,482 --> 00:00:25,286 A male horse, a stallion or gelding. 6 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,687 Definition 2. 7 00:00:26,687 --> 00:00:28,689 Any large solid-hoofed... 8 00:00:28,689 --> 00:00:32,692 Herb--herbi--herbo... 9 00:00:32,692 --> 00:00:34,359 Aw! Forget it! 10 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:35,961 Some anthropological-type guys 11 00:00:35,961 --> 00:00:37,362 claim that prehistoric horses 12 00:00:37,362 --> 00:00:39,064 had larynx muscles in their throats. 13 00:00:39,064 --> 00:00:41,232 [Clearing throat] 14 00:00:41,232 --> 00:00:42,668 Recent findings suggest that this gene 15 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:47,071 actually had been passed down for generations. 16 00:00:47,071 --> 00:00:50,073 Some primitive cultures believed that the equine 17 00:00:50,073 --> 00:00:52,575 was created in god's image-- 18 00:00:52,575 --> 00:00:54,444 noble, mighty, brilliant, 19 00:00:54,444 --> 00:00:56,078 sublime! 20 00:00:56,078 --> 00:00:58,480 It was only after he finished 21 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:01,083 perfecting his masterpiece known as horse 22 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:03,084 that god turned his attention 23 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:04,687 to the lesser animal. 24 00:01:04,687 --> 00:01:07,889 Look at this guy. Ha ha ha! 25 00:02:37,768 --> 00:02:39,769 O.k., honey. Come on. 26 00:02:39,769 --> 00:02:41,170 I don't know why 27 00:02:41,170 --> 00:02:44,172 we have to keep hiding like this. 28 00:02:44,172 --> 00:02:47,776 Honey, your wife's been dead for two days! 29 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:49,377 I know. 30 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,578 But the funeral. 31 00:02:50,578 --> 00:02:53,947 The funeral doesn't start for a good hour. 32 00:02:53,947 --> 00:02:56,683 Oh, son of a bitch. 33 00:02:56,683 --> 00:02:58,084 For god's sake! 34 00:02:58,084 --> 00:02:59,686 Buenos dias, señor. 35 00:02:59,686 --> 00:03:01,087 I'm not here, Carlos. 36 00:03:01,087 --> 00:03:04,090 Very sorry to hear about your wife. 37 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:05,090 Right, right. 38 00:03:05,090 --> 00:03:07,560 Not now, for Christ's sake. 39 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:10,228 [Muttering in Spanish] 40 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:14,098 First it was your office, 41 00:03:14,098 --> 00:03:15,366 then it was the motel 8. 42 00:03:15,366 --> 00:03:18,102 Why can't you take me somewhere by the ocean 43 00:03:18,102 --> 00:03:20,036 with room service? 44 00:03:26,409 --> 00:03:29,679 I can't wait till we get married. 45 00:03:29,679 --> 00:03:31,480 I don't know if I remember 46 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,917 how to make love in a bed anymore. 47 00:03:34,917 --> 00:03:35,918 Walter. 48 00:03:35,918 --> 00:03:36,919 Huh? 49 00:03:36,919 --> 00:03:38,119 Walter. 50 00:03:38,119 --> 00:03:39,822 That horse. 51 00:03:39,822 --> 00:03:41,255 What about him? 52 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:44,725 I don't know. It's like he knows something. 53 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,126 Louise, come on. 54 00:03:46,126 --> 00:03:48,328 Walter! Walter. 55 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,729 Walter! 56 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,063 What? 57 00:03:51,063 --> 00:03:52,732 It's that horse! 58 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,133 What about him? 59 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,735 Can't we use blinders or something? 60 00:03:56,735 --> 00:03:58,137 All right. 61 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,339 Not me, the horse. 62 00:04:00,339 --> 00:04:03,041 Hmm. 63 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:05,610 Next week-- dog meat. 64 00:04:07,846 --> 00:04:09,747 Hi, Carlos. 65 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:11,148 Your stepfather no here. 66 00:04:11,148 --> 00:04:13,283 He's in stall 47. 67 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:18,488 Aah! 68 00:04:18,488 --> 00:04:20,356 [Horse neighs] 69 00:04:20,356 --> 00:04:22,291 Fred. 70 00:04:22,291 --> 00:04:25,260 M-M-My mother just died! 71 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:28,563 Think this is easy for me? 72 00:04:28,563 --> 00:04:29,931 Aah! 73 00:04:29,931 --> 00:04:31,265 Aah! 74 00:04:32,734 --> 00:04:35,202 Ha ha ha! 75 00:04:35,202 --> 00:04:38,305 Buy 10,000 shares of cromwell from Mrs. Bucktad. 76 00:04:38,305 --> 00:04:41,508 But we just sold 10,000 shares to her. 77 00:04:41,508 --> 00:04:42,910 We did. 78 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,310 Oh, right, the commission. 79 00:04:44,310 --> 00:04:45,879 Right. The commission. 80 00:04:45,879 --> 00:04:47,647 Every time we buy or sell a stock, 81 00:04:47,647 --> 00:04:48,480 we make a commission. 82 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,148 That's how we make our living. 83 00:04:50,148 --> 00:04:51,583 Just buy the stock. 84 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,318 The old bitch is made of money. 85 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:54,786 She won't even notice. 86 00:04:54,786 --> 00:04:56,454 Have you seen the moron? 87 00:04:56,454 --> 00:04:57,923 Fred? No. 88 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,791 Tell him I want to see him. 89 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,359 Yes, sir. 90 00:05:06,763 --> 00:05:07,764 Allison. 91 00:05:07,764 --> 00:05:08,765 Aah! 92 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:09,766 Sorry. Oh! 93 00:05:09,766 --> 00:05:11,200 It was my fault. 94 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:12,801 It doesn't matter. 95 00:05:12,801 --> 00:05:14,670 Are you doing o.K.? 96 00:05:14,670 --> 00:05:16,037 Yeah. 97 00:05:17,105 --> 00:05:20,141 Well, if there's anything that I can do... 98 00:05:20,141 --> 00:05:21,676 Just let me know. 99 00:05:23,745 --> 00:05:25,145 I'm telling you, Jack, 100 00:05:25,145 --> 00:05:27,147 we never officially changed ownership 101 00:05:27,147 --> 00:05:28,882 of the damned business! 102 00:05:28,882 --> 00:05:30,384 She left her half to him! 103 00:05:31,718 --> 00:05:33,085 Well, wha-- 104 00:05:33,085 --> 00:05:34,688 yes, reverend. 105 00:05:36,422 --> 00:05:37,423 Yes. 106 00:05:38,858 --> 00:05:41,092 God bless you, too, sir. 107 00:05:42,661 --> 00:05:45,063 Oh, Freddy, 108 00:05:45,063 --> 00:05:47,264 this man... 109 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:51,068 He makes it a little easier. 110 00:05:51,068 --> 00:05:53,604 I'm sorry, Freddy. Sit down. 111 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,406 You know, Fred, 112 00:05:55,406 --> 00:05:58,708 times like these, I always felt 113 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:01,177 people should be close to those they love. 114 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:02,378 Yeah, right. 115 00:06:03,312 --> 00:06:06,615 Freddy, what do you think of me? 116 00:06:06,615 --> 00:06:07,449 Um... 117 00:06:07,449 --> 00:06:10,018 I--i--i don't want to be rude, 118 00:06:10,018 --> 00:06:12,119 but, uh, I think you're, like, 119 00:06:12,119 --> 00:06:13,120 the lowest scumbag 120 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,023 on the face of the earth. 121 00:06:16,023 --> 00:06:18,025 But do you like me? 122 00:06:18,025 --> 00:06:19,392 Oh, that's not important. 123 00:06:19,392 --> 00:06:22,429 Let me just come right to the point. 124 00:06:22,429 --> 00:06:25,432 I have a copy of your mother's will. 125 00:06:25,432 --> 00:06:28,434 You may or may not know this. 126 00:06:28,434 --> 00:06:31,037 We kept half of the brokerage 127 00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:33,439 in her name for tax reasons. 128 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:35,841 Because her death was so sudden, 129 00:06:35,841 --> 00:06:39,444 we didn't have time to change the darn thing. 130 00:06:39,444 --> 00:06:41,446 She's left all her assets-- 131 00:06:41,446 --> 00:06:43,447 that's one horse and, uh... 132 00:06:43,447 --> 00:06:46,149 Half the brokerage-- to you. 133 00:06:46,149 --> 00:06:47,451 So that means 134 00:06:47,451 --> 00:06:49,886 half the firm is--is mine? 135 00:06:49,886 --> 00:06:51,520 Well, legally, yes. 136 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,724 That's why I think you're going to be 137 00:06:54,724 --> 00:06:56,124 a very happy young man. 138 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,426 I'm prepared to buy you out 139 00:06:58,426 --> 00:07:02,030 at what I think is an excellent price. 140 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:05,033 What if I don't want to sell it? 141 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,035 Once again, you'd be stupid. 142 00:07:07,035 --> 00:07:09,637 You take this offer. Trust me on this. 143 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,739 There you go. 144 00:07:20,312 --> 00:07:22,514 That's cash-- mostly cash. 145 00:07:36,159 --> 00:07:37,762 Hi, Fred. 146 00:07:39,162 --> 00:07:43,265 Walter asked me to pack your things for you. 147 00:07:49,938 --> 00:07:52,775 Every dog has his day, Sawyer. 148 00:07:52,775 --> 00:07:53,775 Aah! 149 00:07:53,775 --> 00:07:54,942 Aah! 150 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:58,780 O.k., so where's Don? 151 00:07:58,780 --> 00:07:59,981 Straight ahead. 152 00:07:59,981 --> 00:08:03,183 I could probably, like, sell this thoroughbred 153 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:05,752 for a lot of cash, right? 154 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:07,219 [Coughs] 155 00:08:07,219 --> 00:08:08,788 Señor chaney, 156 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:11,857 this is Don. 157 00:08:11,857 --> 00:08:13,592 Is he sick? 158 00:08:13,592 --> 00:08:16,194 No. He always looks like that. 159 00:08:16,194 --> 00:08:17,796 He's all yours. 160 00:08:17,796 --> 00:08:19,197 Buenos noches. 161 00:08:19,197 --> 00:08:20,899 Thanks. 162 00:08:26,203 --> 00:08:28,672 That Sawyer, the guy ain't... 163 00:08:28,672 --> 00:08:29,940 Ahh! 164 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,340 He's such a... 165 00:08:31,340 --> 00:08:32,942 Dick? Ha ha ha! 166 00:08:32,942 --> 00:08:33,943 Yeah. 167 00:08:35,378 --> 00:08:37,245 Fred, we've got to talk. 168 00:08:37,245 --> 00:08:39,082 Aah! Aah! Aah! 169 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,050 Jesus! Don't scream like that. 170 00:08:41,050 --> 00:08:42,050 Aah! 171 00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:43,518 [Telephone rings] 172 00:08:48,056 --> 00:08:49,056 Hello. 173 00:08:49,056 --> 00:08:50,124 Listen, Sawyer! 174 00:08:50,124 --> 00:08:53,060 I know what you're trying to do, 175 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:55,261 and it's not going to work! 176 00:08:55,261 --> 00:08:57,731 Fred, come over here. 177 00:08:57,731 --> 00:08:59,933 Come on. Come on. 178 00:08:59,933 --> 00:09:01,366 Now, listen, Fred. 179 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,136 Now, Fred--aah! 180 00:09:03,136 --> 00:09:05,971 [Mumbling] 181 00:09:05,971 --> 00:09:07,539 ...talk! 182 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,340 Aah! 183 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,942 Would you calm down? 184 00:09:10,942 --> 00:09:12,343 We've got to talk. 185 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,345 There's an old truck parked out back. 186 00:09:15,345 --> 00:09:18,348 I left the keys under the visor. 187 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:20,383 Let's get out of here. 188 00:09:24,821 --> 00:09:27,190 Oh, fresh air! 189 00:09:27,190 --> 00:09:28,591 Now, where was I? 190 00:09:28,591 --> 00:09:31,459 I speak human, giraffe, worm, toad, whale-- 191 00:09:31,459 --> 00:09:33,062 humpback and sperm. 192 00:09:33,062 --> 00:09:34,130 You might say 193 00:09:34,130 --> 00:09:36,464 I'm a four-legged Dr. Doolittle. 194 00:09:36,464 --> 00:09:39,134 So, Don, do all horses speak English? 195 00:09:39,134 --> 00:09:40,534 What, are you kidding? 196 00:09:40,534 --> 00:09:42,870 Look, all horses can understand English, 197 00:09:42,870 --> 00:09:46,073 but only the chosen can speak it. 198 00:09:46,073 --> 00:09:48,374 What about, like, Mr. Ed? 199 00:09:48,374 --> 00:09:49,375 Mr. Ed! 200 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,610 [Spits] 201 00:09:50,610 --> 00:09:53,579 That's what I think. Every word was dubbed! 202 00:09:53,579 --> 00:09:54,981 His lips were moving. 203 00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:59,785 A stagehand was shoving a carrot up his butt! 204 00:10:00,886 --> 00:10:04,089 I guess you're curious about my childhood. 205 00:10:04,089 --> 00:10:05,756 Not particularly. 206 00:10:05,756 --> 00:10:09,093 Well, I was raised on a small farm. 207 00:10:09,093 --> 00:10:10,493 Oh, I was restless. 208 00:10:10,493 --> 00:10:13,496 Wild, I guess you could call it. 209 00:10:13,496 --> 00:10:16,498 My old man and I never got along. 210 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:18,367 Finally, I just split. 211 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,470 A few weeks later I met Gideon Cole. 212 00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:24,438 Oh, he was a great blues singer. 213 00:10:24,438 --> 00:10:26,440 He was a blind man. 214 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:30,411 You know, for a while, I had him convinced 215 00:10:30,411 --> 00:10:34,414 I was a short, hairy Italian boy from the Bronx. 216 00:10:34,414 --> 00:10:36,950 Terrible, I know, but it's true. 217 00:10:36,950 --> 00:10:40,553 Hey, Gideon, my hoofs are killing me. 218 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:42,721 What the hell? 219 00:10:44,157 --> 00:10:45,558 God, that Gideon! 220 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:46,959 He had a terrific sense of rhythm 221 00:10:46,959 --> 00:10:49,295 but a real shitty sense of balance. 222 00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:53,565 He used to stand on the edge of the boxcar. 223 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,901 One day the train made a sudden stop, 224 00:10:56,901 --> 00:10:58,303 he went flying off. 225 00:10:58,303 --> 00:10:59,703 I guess he's riding 226 00:10:59,703 --> 00:11:02,906 that great freight train in the sky... 227 00:11:02,906 --> 00:11:04,574 Or spitting out dirt. 228 00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:08,911 After that, I met up with your real father, Dave. 229 00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:11,680 We were two of a kind. 230 00:11:11,680 --> 00:11:13,481 ♪ Since my baby left me ♪ 231 00:11:13,481 --> 00:11:14,950 ♪ I've found a new place to dwell ♪ 232 00:11:14,950 --> 00:11:16,117 ♪ huh! ♪ 233 00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:19,254 ♪ Down at the end of lonely street ♪ 234 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:21,256 ♪ heartbreak hotel ♪ 235 00:11:21,256 --> 00:11:23,457 ♪ I get so lonely, baby ♪ 236 00:11:23,457 --> 00:11:25,659 ♪ I get so lonely ♪ 237 00:11:25,659 --> 00:11:28,628 ♪ baby, I get so lonely I could die ♪♪ 238 00:11:28,628 --> 00:11:30,597 Aw, we loved the king. 239 00:11:30,597 --> 00:11:33,498 You know, we saw blue Hawaii 12 times. 240 00:11:33,498 --> 00:11:36,602 When he died, and your mother married Sawyer, 241 00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:38,470 I stayed in the stable. 242 00:11:38,470 --> 00:11:41,740 I haven't spoken to anybody in a long time. 243 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:44,209 I'm glad you came along, Fred. 244 00:11:44,209 --> 00:11:45,610 You're a talking horse. 245 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:48,212 You could make a fortune. 246 00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:50,214 Sure, you just get up 247 00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:52,616 in front of people and talk. Ha! 248 00:11:52,616 --> 00:11:55,018 Go public, do the talk shows-- 249 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:58,922 letterman, donahue, Carson, Geraldo Rivera. 250 00:11:58,922 --> 00:12:00,190 Oprah Winfrey! 251 00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:02,558 It's not that easy, Freddy boy. 252 00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:04,193 I wish it was. 253 00:12:04,193 --> 00:12:05,961 The talking world can put 254 00:12:05,961 --> 00:12:08,963 an unbelievable amount of pressure on an animal, 255 00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,965 especially when you're a horse. 256 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:13,433 For example, take my brother Lou...Please. 257 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,169 You'll like Lou. 258 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,437 You've got a lot in common. 259 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,006 Oh! Oh! 260 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,573 Oh, oh, oh! 261 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,276 My proboscis! 262 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:25,912 Doctor, this operation shall go down in history. 263 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,313 Fred, watch this. 264 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,915 Ha ha ha! 265 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,982 Paging Mr. Horse, 266 00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:33,318 Mr. Lou horse. Paging Mr. Horse. 267 00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,319 I'm Lou. 268 00:12:34,319 --> 00:12:36,321 Jeez, Lou! Are you stupid! 269 00:12:36,321 --> 00:12:38,455 Hello, Lou. 270 00:12:38,455 --> 00:12:40,624 Woo woo woooble woo! Certainly. 271 00:12:40,624 --> 00:12:42,226 Good to see you, too. 272 00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:43,593 Where's mom and pop? 273 00:12:43,593 --> 00:12:46,330 Look who's back. 274 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,264 Pop, this is my friend. 275 00:12:48,264 --> 00:12:50,432 Is it male or female? 276 00:12:50,432 --> 00:12:53,635 I can't tell when they have clothes on. 277 00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:56,638 It's a guy, pop. His name is Fred. 278 00:12:56,638 --> 00:12:59,507 It's a pleasure meeting you, sir. 279 00:12:59,507 --> 00:13:01,109 [Neighs] 280 00:13:01,109 --> 00:13:03,444 Hey, and this is my mom. 281 00:13:03,444 --> 00:13:05,846 She doesn't talk, but she understands. 282 00:13:05,846 --> 00:13:07,547 [Neighs] 283 00:13:07,547 --> 00:13:09,950 Ma, I can't ask him that! 284 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:12,953 She wants to know what it's like 285 00:13:12,953 --> 00:13:15,288 to face somebody during sex. 286 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:17,623 Since you're here, come in. 287 00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:18,757 ♪ Meow meow meow meow ♪ 288 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,025 ♪ meow meow meow meow... ♪♪ 289 00:13:20,025 --> 00:13:22,627 He never writes, he never calls, 290 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:25,230 now he brings home a human! 291 00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:27,332 You know how they are. 292 00:13:27,332 --> 00:13:29,901 He probably wants something to eat. 293 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:33,236 Fred, listen to me. Never have kids. 294 00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:35,504 They'll break your heart. 295 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:37,506 Look what we ended up with-- 296 00:13:37,506 --> 00:13:39,508 James Dean and the fourth stooge. 297 00:13:39,508 --> 00:13:43,112 You know when I think Lou started to crack? 298 00:13:43,112 --> 00:13:44,046 When? 299 00:13:44,046 --> 00:13:45,647 When he saw the godfather. 300 00:13:45,647 --> 00:13:47,949 You know, that scene... With the horse's head. 301 00:13:47,949 --> 00:13:51,552 Yeah, that was his favorite actor. 302 00:13:51,552 --> 00:13:55,055 Well, um, it was a pleasure meeting you, 303 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:58,425 but, um... It's getting kind of late, 304 00:13:58,425 --> 00:14:01,661 and I've got to head back into town. 305 00:14:01,661 --> 00:14:03,263 Good luck with Lou. 306 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:04,864 Goodbye, Don. 307 00:14:04,864 --> 00:14:06,265 What? 308 00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:09,402 Hey, Fred, wait up. 309 00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:11,703 [Neighs] 310 00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:14,373 You think I was hard on him? 311 00:14:14,373 --> 00:14:16,375 What are you going to do 312 00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:18,776 with your half of the business? 313 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:21,178 I guess I'll sell it to Sawyer. 314 00:14:21,178 --> 00:14:23,981 Do you know anything about the stock market? 315 00:14:23,981 --> 00:14:25,016 Not much. 316 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:27,617 I used to work at the brokerage, 317 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:30,020 but Sawyer kept me in the mail room. 318 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,621 Said I didn't have the right image. 319 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:35,290 It was depressing, so I quit. 320 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:36,425 You know what would burn 321 00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:37,893 that bozo's butt good? 322 00:14:37,893 --> 00:14:38,927 What? 323 00:14:38,927 --> 00:14:41,763 If you ran with your half of the business. 324 00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,432 I couldn't do that. 325 00:14:43,432 --> 00:14:44,832 I've listened to those brokers. 326 00:14:44,832 --> 00:14:47,567 They don't know anything you don't know. 327 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:48,668 It would be fun 328 00:14:48,668 --> 00:14:51,171 to see the look on Sawyer's face 329 00:14:51,171 --> 00:14:52,973 if I became his partner. 330 00:14:52,973 --> 00:14:55,708 Maybe that's why your mom left it to you. 331 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,344 Give it a shot. 332 00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,111 We'll talk on the way home. 333 00:14:59,111 --> 00:15:00,446 Home? 334 00:15:00,446 --> 00:15:02,314 I'll move in with you. 335 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:03,315 Uh-uh. 336 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:05,317 You can't live with me. 337 00:15:05,317 --> 00:15:06,584 Why not? 338 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:07,986 'Cause you're a horse. 339 00:15:07,986 --> 00:15:10,821 "'Cause I'm a horse," is that what you said? 340 00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:13,724 I knew this would come up eventually. 341 00:15:13,724 --> 00:15:16,326 You stay here with your family. 342 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:17,727 Take care of Lou. 343 00:15:17,727 --> 00:15:19,329 You're all bigots! 344 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:20,464 With your automobiles, 345 00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:21,931 your pants, and your postal systems! 346 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,800 ♪ La la la la ♪ 347 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,401 I can't hear you. 348 00:15:25,401 --> 00:15:27,602 ♪ La la la la ♪♪ 349 00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:28,603 Bye, Don! 350 00:15:28,603 --> 00:15:30,806 Fred, Fred! 351 00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:41,815 Hello, Allison. Ow! 352 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:47,753 Decide to take my offer? 353 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:49,955 No, I've decided to work. 354 00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:53,826 Vern...vernie, 355 00:15:53,826 --> 00:15:56,694 can I get back to you? 356 00:15:56,694 --> 00:15:58,297 O.k., pal. 357 00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:01,799 What do you mean, work? 358 00:16:01,799 --> 00:16:03,568 Well, like, you know, 359 00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,570 you and me, we're partners. 360 00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,573 I'm into this thing 50-50 with you. 361 00:16:08,573 --> 00:16:10,974 That's going to be my office. 362 00:16:10,974 --> 00:16:13,976 Right down the middle of the conference room, 363 00:16:13,976 --> 00:16:15,978 that'll be the dividing line. 364 00:16:15,978 --> 00:16:19,181 So, if you need me, just, like, hoot. 365 00:16:19,181 --> 00:16:21,517 You know, hoot! 366 00:16:21,517 --> 00:16:23,985 Freddy, what are you talking about? 367 00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:27,589 You want me to raise the buyout offer? 368 00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,257 No. 369 00:16:29,257 --> 00:16:33,594 All right, you win. I'll double the price. 370 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:36,095 That's fair enough. Deal? 371 00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,531 I've got a lot 372 00:16:37,531 --> 00:16:40,066 of important business stuff to do. 373 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,602 Freddy, you can't be a broker. 374 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,735 Why not? 375 00:16:43,735 --> 00:16:45,337 Who in their right mind 376 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,606 would give you their money? 377 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,473 You'd be quite surprised. 378 00:16:48,473 --> 00:16:49,940 I would be friggin' amazed. 379 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,343 I don't have time now. 380 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:55,012 If I need you, I'll call. See you later, partner. 381 00:16:55,012 --> 00:16:57,747 Hello. This is the chairman of the board 382 00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,149 of Sawyer company. 383 00:16:59,149 --> 00:17:01,784 I'd like to order some pizzas. 384 00:17:12,027 --> 00:17:14,729 Get him out of here, Osborne. 385 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:17,031 I don't care what it takes. 386 00:17:17,031 --> 00:17:19,500 Get him out of here, and I'll give you... 387 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,967 Something. 388 00:17:22,869 --> 00:17:25,438 ♪ Da da da da ♪ 389 00:17:25,438 --> 00:17:26,907 ♪ de de de dede do ♪ 390 00:17:26,907 --> 00:17:28,575 ♪ da Willy nap jah ♪ 391 00:17:28,575 --> 00:17:30,042 ♪ haaa ♪♪ 392 00:17:30,042 --> 00:17:32,044 Hello, baby. Ha ha ha! 393 00:17:32,044 --> 00:17:34,246 The king is back in town. 394 00:17:34,246 --> 00:17:35,648 [Door slides open] 395 00:17:35,648 --> 00:17:36,714 Huh? 396 00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:38,617 [Woman] Ted, where are you going? 397 00:17:38,617 --> 00:17:40,018 Be right back, sweet lips. 398 00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:42,554 Got to make a quick call. 399 00:17:42,554 --> 00:17:44,155 Well, make it fast. 400 00:17:51,694 --> 00:17:54,330 Bob, it's Ted. I can't find Sawyer. 401 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:56,699 If we don't tell him microcorp's making 402 00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:59,701 a takeover bid for ventura in the next hour, 403 00:17:59,701 --> 00:18:01,169 we'll lose lots of money. 404 00:18:01,169 --> 00:18:04,172 Whoever buys ventura is going to clean up. 405 00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,173 Hmm! 406 00:18:05,173 --> 00:18:06,575 Ted, I'm cold! 407 00:18:06,575 --> 00:18:07,975 O.k. Bye. 408 00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:09,143 Sorry, sweetheart. 409 00:18:09,143 --> 00:18:11,378 Something important came up. 410 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,082 Hmm... Be right back, toots. 411 00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:17,984 [Humming we're in the money] 412 00:18:17,984 --> 00:18:19,586 Hey, what is this! 413 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,454 Somebody locked the door! 414 00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:22,988 [Don] Ha ha ha! 415 00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:26,825 Hey! Somebody unlock this door! 416 00:18:26,825 --> 00:18:28,594 Your daughter-- 417 00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:30,195 [telephone rings] 418 00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:31,597 Hang on. 419 00:18:31,597 --> 00:18:33,998 Hello, um, Fred p. Chaney here. 420 00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:36,000 How can I help you? 421 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,602 Walter, listen carefully. 422 00:18:37,602 --> 00:18:39,303 This isn't Walter. 423 00:18:39,303 --> 00:18:42,439 Shut up, Walter! We don't have much time. 424 00:18:42,439 --> 00:18:46,008 Microcorp is going to make a bid for ventura. 425 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,810 Ventura! Buy ventur-- 426 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:50,613 Denise! 427 00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:53,415 Get in here right away! Please! 428 00:18:53,415 --> 00:18:56,784 We need to buy something called ventura. 429 00:18:56,784 --> 00:18:59,753 [Humming we're in the money] 430 00:18:59,753 --> 00:19:03,757 Sorry, my pet. Now, where were we? 431 00:19:03,757 --> 00:19:05,158 What's he doing? 432 00:19:05,158 --> 00:19:08,629 He just dumped a big wad into ventura. 433 00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,631 Ventura? What's it going for? 434 00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:13,633 Yesterday, it was a robust 2 1/2. 435 00:19:13,633 --> 00:19:15,234 Today, Osborne! 436 00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:16,636 Yes, sir. 437 00:19:16,636 --> 00:19:18,036 Wait a minute. 438 00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:21,640 That's the company Ted was supposed to call 439 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,241 about a takeover bid. 440 00:19:23,241 --> 00:19:24,643 Ugh! 28, sir. 441 00:19:24,643 --> 00:19:26,243 28 1/2. 442 00:19:27,646 --> 00:19:28,646 29. 443 00:19:28,646 --> 00:19:30,648 Buy whatever you can get. 444 00:19:30,648 --> 00:19:32,383 It's frozen. 445 00:19:32,383 --> 00:19:33,783 Oh, Mr. Chaney! 446 00:19:33,783 --> 00:19:36,119 Yeah! Yeah! 447 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:38,221 How did he know that? 448 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,065 Sorry, he's in conference now. 449 00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:53,534 Mr. Chaney's office. Could you please hold? 450 00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:56,036 [Loud rock music playing] 451 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,943 ♪ Rock 'n' roll loudmouth ♪ 452 00:20:04,943 --> 00:20:07,146 ♪ chewin' my plaque ♪ 453 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,249 ♪ chokin' everyone now ♪ 454 00:20:11,249 --> 00:20:13,652 ♪ right behind my back ♪ 455 00:20:13,652 --> 00:20:17,121 ♪ do us all a favor, get yourself a spine ♪ 456 00:20:17,121 --> 00:20:21,091 ♪ everybody's chokin' on the police line ♪ 457 00:20:21,091 --> 00:20:22,259 ♪ uh-uh ♪ 458 00:20:22,259 --> 00:20:25,228 ♪ chew my boot ♪ 459 00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:27,564 ♪ spew the line ♪ 460 00:20:27,564 --> 00:20:30,166 ♪ ah-ah ♪♪ 461 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:32,967 The owners were hesitant 462 00:20:32,967 --> 00:20:35,970 to rent to a single man your age. 463 00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:40,241 I assured them you were dressed very nicely, 464 00:20:40,241 --> 00:20:42,176 and your appearance was, uh... 465 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,045 Shall we go in? 466 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,726 Holy shit. 467 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:01,660 I beg your pardon? 468 00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,462 Uh...wow! 469 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,864 Living room, dining room, kitchen. 470 00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:11,669 I told them to leave the piano. 471 00:21:11,669 --> 00:21:13,870 I didn't know how you felt, 472 00:21:13,870 --> 00:21:15,705 but I think it lends a certain je ne sais quoi. 473 00:21:15,705 --> 00:21:18,475 Yeah! Um, yeah! 474 00:21:18,475 --> 00:21:22,077 I think you'll get a kick out of this. 475 00:21:22,077 --> 00:21:24,680 What is it, a little yard? 476 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,081 It's an atrium. 477 00:21:26,081 --> 00:21:28,082 Oh, an atrium. 478 00:21:28,082 --> 00:21:30,686 Yeah, I had one of these 479 00:21:30,686 --> 00:21:33,287 in the last place I lived. 480 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,691 [Music plays] 481 00:21:36,691 --> 00:21:38,291 Aah! 482 00:21:39,493 --> 00:21:43,162 Um, umm... That's really tasteful. 483 00:21:43,162 --> 00:21:46,899 It looks like a-- a disco for ferns. 484 00:21:46,899 --> 00:21:50,469 You must have a lot of job stress. 485 00:21:50,469 --> 00:21:52,103 No. 486 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:55,106 I mean, nothing I can't handle. 487 00:21:56,508 --> 00:21:59,711 Well, I'm sure you'll be very happy here. 488 00:21:59,711 --> 00:22:02,413 Enjoy your new space. 489 00:22:02,413 --> 00:22:05,114 Well, thank you for showing me 490 00:22:05,114 --> 00:22:07,450 my n-new space. 491 00:22:17,759 --> 00:22:20,762 ♪ A-Aah ♪ 492 00:22:20,762 --> 00:22:22,898 ♪ haaah ♪ 493 00:22:22,898 --> 00:22:25,099 ♪ ughhh ♪ 494 00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:27,701 ♪ wop bop a loo bop ♪ 495 00:22:27,701 --> 00:22:28,836 ♪ ba lop bop bom ♪ 496 00:22:28,836 --> 00:22:31,104 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 497 00:22:31,104 --> 00:22:33,506 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, whooo ♪ 498 00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:36,108 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 499 00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:37,943 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 500 00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:40,145 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 501 00:22:40,145 --> 00:22:41,747 ♪ wop bop a loo bop ♪ 502 00:22:41,747 --> 00:22:42,815 ♪ ba lop bop bom ♪ 503 00:22:42,815 --> 00:22:45,249 ♪ I got a gal named sue ♪ 504 00:22:45,249 --> 00:22:47,084 ♪ she knows just what to do, woo ♪ 505 00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:50,020 ♪ got a gal named sue ♪ 506 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,390 ♪ she knows just what to do ♪ 507 00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,624 ♪ she knows how to love me, yes, indeed ♪ 508 00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:55,959 Hello. Information? 509 00:22:55,959 --> 00:22:58,961 No, I just wanted to call you. 510 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,963 Guess where I'm calling from. 511 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,565 Yes, my car! 512 00:23:02,565 --> 00:23:03,966 Listen. 513 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,134 That was traffic. 514 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,435 ♪ Oh, rudi ♪ 515 00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:09,003 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 516 00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:09,971 ♪ a wop bop a loo bop ♪ 517 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,105 ♪ ba lop bop bom ♪ 518 00:23:11,105 --> 00:23:13,508 ♪ I got a gal named Daisy ♪ 519 00:23:13,508 --> 00:23:15,743 ♪ she almost drives me crazy ♪ 520 00:23:15,743 --> 00:23:19,046 ♪ got a gal named Daisy, she almost ♪ 521 00:23:19,046 --> 00:23:22,248 These babies sure have excellent speakers, huh? 522 00:23:22,248 --> 00:23:23,550 ♪ Yes, indeed ♪ 523 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,786 ♪ boy, you don't know what she do to me ♪ 524 00:23:25,786 --> 00:23:27,954 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 525 00:23:27,954 --> 00:23:30,323 ♪ tutti frutti, whooo ♪ 526 00:23:30,323 --> 00:23:32,859 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 527 00:23:32,859 --> 00:23:34,559 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 528 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:37,462 ♪ tutti frutti, oh, rudi ♪ 529 00:23:37,462 --> 00:23:38,463 ♪ a wop bop a loo bop ♪ 530 00:23:38,463 --> 00:23:39,664 ♪ ba lop bam boom ♪♪ 531 00:23:41,599 --> 00:23:43,033 Hey, boy wonder. 532 00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:46,002 Got any hot tips for a coworker? 533 00:23:46,002 --> 00:23:47,403 Um, no, not today. 534 00:23:47,403 --> 00:23:49,005 Although I was looking 535 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:51,006 at the numbers on microdynamics, 536 00:23:51,006 --> 00:23:53,008 and they look quite promising. 537 00:23:53,008 --> 00:23:54,409 Well, um... 538 00:23:54,409 --> 00:23:57,012 They just declared bankruptcy this morning. 539 00:23:57,012 --> 00:23:59,414 Oh, yeah, that's what I thought. 540 00:23:59,414 --> 00:24:01,015 I was wondering, like, 541 00:24:01,015 --> 00:24:03,017 if you weren't doing anything 542 00:24:03,017 --> 00:24:04,418 on Friday night, 543 00:24:04,418 --> 00:24:06,754 if you'd go to a movie with me? 544 00:24:06,754 --> 00:24:07,822 Say what? 545 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,757 That's my bowling league night. 546 00:24:19,064 --> 00:24:20,533 Hmm. 547 00:24:20,533 --> 00:24:22,033 What's this? 548 00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:24,035 "New partner makes big waves." 549 00:24:24,035 --> 00:24:26,337 Hmm. 550 00:24:27,438 --> 00:24:29,040 Well, well, Mr. Photogenic. 551 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:33,110 Fred, it's time I paid you a visit. 552 00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:40,349 Ow. 553 00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:51,226 [Groaning] 554 00:24:58,065 --> 00:24:59,800 Don! 555 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,368 Ohh. 556 00:25:02,469 --> 00:25:05,071 Are you the grim reaper? 557 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:07,073 No, it's Fred! 558 00:25:07,073 --> 00:25:08,073 Oh, Fred, 559 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:09,576 I'm coughing. Listen. 560 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,076 [Cough cough] 561 00:25:11,076 --> 00:25:13,111 I need a priest. 562 00:25:13,111 --> 00:25:15,080 I'm getting a vet! 563 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,715 No! No vets! 564 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,484 Fred, before I pass on, 565 00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:23,521 I want to tell you how happy I am 566 00:25:23,521 --> 00:25:26,757 that you've made it and you're rich 567 00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:29,726 and that you live in a big, beautiful, 568 00:25:29,726 --> 00:25:31,093 roomy, palatial-- 569 00:25:31,093 --> 00:25:33,630 you better come upstairs and eat something. 570 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:37,800 Gee, Fred, I wouldn't want to impose on you. 571 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,602 No! I insist. 572 00:25:39,602 --> 00:25:41,436 Come on. 573 00:25:44,372 --> 00:25:47,008 Boy, I really appreciate this, Fred. 574 00:25:47,008 --> 00:25:49,611 I don't want to inconvenience you. 575 00:25:49,611 --> 00:25:50,410 [Cough] 576 00:25:50,410 --> 00:25:53,280 I don't want to be a burden. 577 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,915 Can I have cable? 578 00:25:54,915 --> 00:25:56,450 Whoa! Padded elevator! 579 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:57,818 Fred, you've really made it. 580 00:25:57,818 --> 00:26:01,021 Makes me happy to know that I've helped. 581 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:04,056 What do you mean you helped? 582 00:26:04,056 --> 00:26:05,625 You remember, Fred. 583 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:06,424 That anonymous tip 584 00:26:06,424 --> 00:26:08,627 about the ventura takeover. 585 00:26:08,627 --> 00:26:10,028 That was you? 586 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:12,329 Walter, buy ventura! Buy ventura! 587 00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:16,433 I owe all this to a horse? 588 00:26:16,433 --> 00:26:19,003 Well, Fred, I wouldn't want you 589 00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:20,871 to feel obligated or anything, 590 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,040 but, uh...You know. 591 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,741 Come on. 592 00:26:27,442 --> 00:26:31,346 Wow! This place reminds me of the Vatican. 593 00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:34,082 Shh! Animals aren't allowed in here. 594 00:26:34,082 --> 00:26:37,251 O.k., Fred. My lips are sealed. 595 00:26:40,554 --> 00:26:41,956 Mr. Chaney? 596 00:26:41,956 --> 00:26:43,824 Hey! Watch the tail! 597 00:26:43,824 --> 00:26:44,959 Ahh! 598 00:26:44,959 --> 00:26:47,160 Was that a horse? 599 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,962 No! 600 00:26:48,962 --> 00:26:50,764 My friends and myself, 601 00:26:50,764 --> 00:26:54,333 um, we're on our way to a costume party. 602 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,402 Rather authentic costume. 603 00:26:56,402 --> 00:27:00,005 Well, they're real sticklers for details. 604 00:27:00,005 --> 00:27:01,272 Right, fellas? 605 00:27:01,272 --> 00:27:02,607 Yes, Fred. 606 00:27:02,607 --> 00:27:04,008 Yo, Fred. 607 00:27:04,008 --> 00:27:05,476 Sí, Fred. 608 00:27:14,785 --> 00:27:16,987 Man, that was close! 609 00:27:16,987 --> 00:27:19,955 I'll go get you a beverage. 610 00:27:19,955 --> 00:27:21,991 Yeah. Something diet, please. 611 00:27:21,991 --> 00:27:23,391 Hey, Fred! 612 00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,393 Nice digs you got here. 613 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,897 Very tasteful. This will do just fine. 614 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,799 Only one thing is wrong. 615 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:34,301 What, outside of a horse being in here? 616 00:27:34,301 --> 00:27:37,037 It just doesn't look lived in. 617 00:27:37,037 --> 00:27:38,271 It feels like there should be 618 00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:39,572 plastic covers on the chairs 619 00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:41,040 or ropes around the furniture 620 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,408 or something. 621 00:27:42,408 --> 00:27:45,377 I like it just the way it is. 622 00:27:45,377 --> 00:27:47,279 O.k., Fred. You're the boss. 623 00:27:47,279 --> 00:27:49,414 Yeah. I am the boss! 624 00:27:49,414 --> 00:27:52,416 There's going to be a few rules. 625 00:27:52,416 --> 00:27:55,419 Stay away from the windows and the doors! 626 00:27:55,419 --> 00:27:57,421 If that jerk sees you, 627 00:27:57,421 --> 00:27:59,724 boom! We're out of here! 628 00:27:59,724 --> 00:28:03,060 These rugs, you know, they're brand-new. 629 00:28:03,060 --> 00:28:05,462 No problem! No problem at all! 630 00:28:05,462 --> 00:28:07,997 I just hope you read a lot of newspapers. 631 00:28:07,997 --> 00:28:09,899 Yeah, I almost got married. 632 00:28:09,899 --> 00:28:12,501 I was living with this hot-blooded arabian. 633 00:28:12,501 --> 00:28:14,069 You lived with somebody? 634 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,137 No way! 635 00:28:15,137 --> 00:28:18,107 Oh, I loved it, and I hated it. 636 00:28:18,107 --> 00:28:20,241 What did you love about it? 637 00:28:20,241 --> 00:28:21,509 Everything. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 638 00:28:21,509 --> 00:28:23,111 What did you hate? 639 00:28:23,111 --> 00:28:24,377 Everything else. 640 00:28:24,377 --> 00:28:27,247 So I wake up, I'm butt-naked! 641 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,281 Everybody's looking at me. 642 00:28:29,281 --> 00:28:33,086 That was the last time I ever drank Tequila! 643 00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,587 I hear you! 644 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,790 No explosives! We can't risk closing off the nest. 645 00:28:37,790 --> 00:28:39,457 Can we use gas? 646 00:28:39,457 --> 00:28:41,960 No. It might poison the whole city! 647 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,795 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! 648 00:28:46,097 --> 00:28:48,899 Classic! Classic! 649 00:28:48,899 --> 00:28:50,968 [Playing the star-spangled banner] 650 00:28:50,968 --> 00:28:52,169 [Snoring] 651 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:54,104 Fred, are you asleep? 652 00:28:54,104 --> 00:28:55,505 Uh-huh! 653 00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:57,507 Thanks for everything, Fred. 654 00:28:57,507 --> 00:28:59,509 You're my kind of people. 655 00:28:59,509 --> 00:29:01,510 I like you, too, Don. 656 00:29:01,510 --> 00:29:03,812 Good night, Fred. 657 00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:08,917 ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪ 658 00:29:08,917 --> 00:29:12,520 Interests rates aren't going to go up any higher, 659 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,523 so I'm staying out of the bond market. 660 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:16,957 What do you think? 661 00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:20,227 You really want to know what I think? 662 00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:23,229 I think you better get a bigger scooper. 663 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:26,132 Hey, wait a second. Here's a good spot. 664 00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:27,833 [Speaking Spanish] 665 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,134 Mr. Chaney, please! 666 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,003 It's just a horse! 667 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,805 Yes, I know it's a horse! 668 00:29:32,805 --> 00:29:34,239 But why? 669 00:29:34,239 --> 00:29:37,542 Um, it's only for a couple days! 670 00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:40,144 He's like a family member. 671 00:29:40,144 --> 00:29:41,511 Which side? 672 00:29:41,511 --> 00:29:43,380 Please, Mr. Chaney! 673 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:45,448 [Speaking Spanish] 674 00:29:49,152 --> 00:29:51,387 ♪ Da da da ♪♪ 675 00:29:53,789 --> 00:29:55,191 Excuse me. 676 00:29:55,191 --> 00:29:56,591 Excuse me. 677 00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:58,593 Thank you very much. 678 00:29:58,593 --> 00:30:00,795 Oh, that's very good. 679 00:30:00,795 --> 00:30:02,396 Oh, sorry. 680 00:30:07,601 --> 00:30:09,435 Very good. Very good. 681 00:30:09,435 --> 00:30:10,603 [Telephone rings] 682 00:30:10,603 --> 00:30:13,806 Huh! I don't want to go to school. 683 00:30:13,806 --> 00:30:15,208 [Ring] 684 00:30:15,208 --> 00:30:17,109 [Ring] 685 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:22,981 Hello. Fred p. Chaney. Can I help you? 686 00:30:22,981 --> 00:30:24,381 Sorry to bother you, 687 00:30:24,381 --> 00:30:25,784 but business week called. 688 00:30:25,784 --> 00:30:28,053 They wanted to talk to you. 689 00:30:28,053 --> 00:30:29,987 They wanted to talk to me? 690 00:30:29,987 --> 00:30:33,324 Yeah. They were offering 16 weeks for 12.98. 691 00:30:33,324 --> 00:30:36,026 That's 25 cents off the newsstand price, 692 00:30:36,026 --> 00:30:37,161 so I grabbed it. 693 00:30:37,161 --> 00:30:39,562 You called to tell me that? 694 00:30:39,562 --> 00:30:42,165 No. I called because we're invited 695 00:30:42,165 --> 00:30:44,733 to a party on the seventh floor. 696 00:30:44,733 --> 00:30:46,336 When are you coming home? 697 00:30:46,336 --> 00:30:47,569 I'm bored. 698 00:30:47,569 --> 00:30:49,770 When I'm done with work. 699 00:30:49,770 --> 00:30:51,539 Bye, Don. 700 00:30:52,341 --> 00:30:55,309 3rd floor... 4th floor... 701 00:30:55,309 --> 00:30:57,011 5th floor... 702 00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:02,015 6th floor... 7th floor... 703 00:31:07,019 --> 00:31:08,288 Single man! 704 00:31:08,288 --> 00:31:10,656 Aah! 705 00:31:14,826 --> 00:31:18,029 Just the man I was looking for. 706 00:31:18,029 --> 00:31:19,429 For what? 707 00:31:19,429 --> 00:31:22,033 For what? Oh, you're so funny! 708 00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:23,433 Ha ha ha! 709 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,434 I'm so glad you're here. 710 00:31:25,434 --> 00:31:28,437 I've seen you in the building. 711 00:31:28,437 --> 00:31:30,473 Have some dip. 712 00:31:30,473 --> 00:31:33,042 Do you like anchovies? 713 00:31:33,042 --> 00:31:35,011 Mm! 714 00:31:35,011 --> 00:31:36,645 Aah! 715 00:31:38,046 --> 00:31:39,447 I love the eighties! 716 00:31:39,447 --> 00:31:42,449 A woman can walk a man home, too. 717 00:31:42,449 --> 00:31:44,451 Won't you invite me in? 718 00:31:44,451 --> 00:31:46,053 No! 719 00:31:47,454 --> 00:31:50,456 Will you hate me in the morning? 720 00:31:50,456 --> 00:31:52,458 No. I hate you right now! 721 00:31:52,458 --> 00:31:54,060 May I come in? 722 00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,061 Good night. 723 00:31:55,061 --> 00:31:56,362 Thank you. 724 00:31:56,362 --> 00:31:57,864 This is nice. 725 00:31:57,864 --> 00:32:01,466 Look what you've done with this place. 726 00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:03,068 Ooh! 727 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:06,204 What a neat statue! 728 00:32:06,204 --> 00:32:09,507 This is beautiful! 729 00:32:10,641 --> 00:32:13,510 And so lifelike! 730 00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:16,780 Yeah. It's like that even after I go swimming. 731 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,981 What? 732 00:32:17,981 --> 00:32:20,116 What did you say? 733 00:32:20,116 --> 00:32:21,717 I said, it's like that 734 00:32:21,717 --> 00:32:23,485 even after I go swimming, 735 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,687 toots! 736 00:32:25,854 --> 00:32:28,357 Aah! 737 00:32:28,357 --> 00:32:29,425 Aah! 738 00:32:29,425 --> 00:32:32,160 Was it something I said? 739 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,496 Aah! 740 00:32:39,067 --> 00:32:40,268 [Burp] 741 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:41,535 You pig! 742 00:32:41,535 --> 00:32:42,869 Say what? 743 00:32:42,869 --> 00:32:43,870 Sorry. 744 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:44,804 Hmm. 745 00:32:44,804 --> 00:32:47,407 Thank you. You saved me tonight. 746 00:32:47,407 --> 00:32:49,008 She wasn't so bad. 747 00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:50,943 Yes, she was bad! 748 00:32:50,943 --> 00:32:53,945 She reminds me of Catherine the great. 749 00:32:53,945 --> 00:32:57,148 Fred, I got a hot tip for you. 750 00:32:57,148 --> 00:32:58,549 Uh, coffee. 751 00:32:58,549 --> 00:33:00,151 Coffee? 752 00:33:00,151 --> 00:33:02,153 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! 753 00:33:02,153 --> 00:33:04,254 Trust me. 754 00:33:05,556 --> 00:33:08,158 What's he buying now? 755 00:33:08,158 --> 00:33:09,926 Coffee. 756 00:33:11,594 --> 00:33:14,197 Coffee hasn't done shit in 3 years. 757 00:33:20,435 --> 00:33:22,237 How could he know about coffee? 758 00:33:22,237 --> 00:33:25,973 The white zone is for Fred p. Chaney only. 759 00:33:25,973 --> 00:33:28,843 Where does he get his information? 760 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:31,445 He couldn't possibly find out himself. 761 00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,780 Maybe you're underestimating him. 762 00:33:35,682 --> 00:33:38,151 You're a clever girl, Allison. 763 00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:41,187 Why don't you find out? 764 00:33:41,187 --> 00:33:43,822 Heh heh heh heh... 765 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:48,193 Allison wants to go out with you? 766 00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,994 Yeah. Can you blame her? 767 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:51,996 Who's picking up the check? 768 00:33:51,996 --> 00:33:54,598 Would you please get over there? 769 00:33:54,598 --> 00:33:57,200 She'll be up here any minute. 770 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,002 Look at my teeth. 771 00:33:59,002 --> 00:34:02,205 I hate my teeth. They're kind of bucked. 772 00:34:02,205 --> 00:34:03,606 Your teeth look fine, 773 00:34:03,606 --> 00:34:06,208 but you should use a waterpic. 774 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,609 Hey, Fred, look. 775 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:10,012 Oo ho ho ho ho! Yeah! 776 00:34:10,012 --> 00:34:11,280 I'm Elvis. 777 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,680 Elvis? 778 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,682 Get over there, will you? 779 00:34:14,682 --> 00:34:16,284 I don't understand 780 00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:18,286 why you asked her up here. 781 00:34:18,286 --> 00:34:20,954 I want her to see the place. 782 00:34:20,954 --> 00:34:24,324 Yeah, you got this place for her benefit. 783 00:34:24,324 --> 00:34:26,160 What do you mean? 784 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,729 You're living here to impress people like her. 785 00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:31,730 I like living here! 786 00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:34,633 It's sickening the way you're laying it on for her. 787 00:34:34,633 --> 00:34:38,636 People should like you just the way you are. 788 00:34:38,636 --> 00:34:40,704 Thank you, Elvis. 789 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:41,872 And another thing... 790 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:44,642 What's the deal with the ponytail? 791 00:34:44,642 --> 00:34:47,644 It's like you're doing an impression of me. 792 00:34:47,644 --> 00:34:50,680 How about picking up your dirty underwear? 793 00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,649 And the toilet seat! 794 00:34:52,649 --> 00:34:55,651 Why can't you remember to put it down? 795 00:34:55,651 --> 00:34:57,853 You know, two of us live here! 796 00:35:00,255 --> 00:35:02,091 Hi, Fred. 797 00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:03,724 Hi! 798 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,395 Mind if I come in? 799 00:35:07,395 --> 00:35:09,297 Yeah! I--i mean no. 800 00:35:09,297 --> 00:35:10,331 Please, come in. 801 00:35:10,331 --> 00:35:13,434 [Don] Yeah, I mean no. Oh, please come in. 802 00:35:13,434 --> 00:35:15,435 [Thunder] 803 00:35:15,435 --> 00:35:18,038 That's an-- that's an atrium. 804 00:35:18,038 --> 00:35:19,239 Pretty, huh? 805 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:23,442 Kind of one of the selling points of the place. 806 00:35:23,442 --> 00:35:25,211 It's--it's great! 807 00:35:25,211 --> 00:35:27,213 So, you like it? 808 00:35:27,213 --> 00:35:29,013 Uh-oh. 809 00:35:29,013 --> 00:35:30,849 Yeah. It's great. It's just-- 810 00:35:30,849 --> 00:35:33,585 you don't think it's too much? 811 00:35:33,585 --> 00:35:36,254 Uh, I would love to see the kitchen. 812 00:35:36,254 --> 00:35:39,456 Uh, you know, jeez! Look what time it is! 813 00:35:39,456 --> 00:35:42,059 We should head to the restaurant. 814 00:35:42,059 --> 00:35:44,127 Ah-choo! 815 00:35:44,127 --> 00:35:45,462 [Blows nose] 816 00:35:45,462 --> 00:35:47,063 Uh-oh. 817 00:35:47,063 --> 00:35:49,265 Woof! Woof! 818 00:35:49,265 --> 00:35:50,866 You have a dog? 819 00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:52,468 Y-Yeah, yeah, um... 820 00:35:52,468 --> 00:35:55,470 I got to go powder my nose! 821 00:35:55,470 --> 00:35:58,540 I'll be right back, o.K.? Please? 822 00:35:58,540 --> 00:36:00,674 I'll be out in a moment! 823 00:36:00,674 --> 00:36:02,610 What are you doing? 824 00:36:02,610 --> 00:36:04,677 Fred? 825 00:36:04,677 --> 00:36:07,080 She's not buying the dog bit? 826 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,482 Woof! Woof! 827 00:36:08,482 --> 00:36:10,083 Whoops! 828 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,484 Fred? 829 00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:13,986 I'll be out in a minute! 830 00:36:13,986 --> 00:36:15,787 There's a horse in here! 831 00:36:15,787 --> 00:36:17,623 Uh, where? 832 00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:18,824 You know, 833 00:36:18,824 --> 00:36:20,492 if it's not cockroaches, it's palominos. 834 00:36:20,492 --> 00:36:22,894 Fred, you're living with a horse. 835 00:36:22,894 --> 00:36:24,563 Like, who doesn't? 836 00:36:24,563 --> 00:36:28,065 Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ha ha ha ha! 837 00:36:28,065 --> 00:36:30,000 I'm sure he's a great pet, 838 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,836 but why don't you keep him in a stable? 839 00:36:32,836 --> 00:36:35,238 Uh, I like having him around. 840 00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:38,974 He's kind of like my good luck charm. 841 00:36:41,477 --> 00:36:42,911 Fred, 842 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:45,847 everybody at work is trying to figure out 843 00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:49,050 where you're getting these big stock tips from. 844 00:36:50,451 --> 00:36:52,353 Don. 845 00:36:52,353 --> 00:36:54,121 Don. 846 00:36:55,522 --> 00:36:56,957 The horse? 847 00:36:56,957 --> 00:37:00,193 Yeah. He's, um... He's a genius. 848 00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:06,065 My lingwenis is very, very good! 849 00:37:07,533 --> 00:37:08,800 It's Linguini. 850 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,535 Asalinguini? 851 00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:11,937 Ling-ui-ni. 852 00:37:11,937 --> 00:37:14,573 Tastes a lot like spaghetti. 853 00:37:14,573 --> 00:37:15,940 Penthouse. 854 00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:18,542 The horse talks just like us. 855 00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:19,643 I believe you. 856 00:37:19,643 --> 00:37:22,546 I used to have an invisible friend. 857 00:37:22,546 --> 00:37:24,682 No, I'm serious. You'll see. 858 00:37:24,682 --> 00:37:25,949 Talk, god damn it. 859 00:37:25,949 --> 00:37:27,951 Please, Don, say something. 860 00:37:27,951 --> 00:37:29,952 Honestly, he really does talk. 861 00:37:29,952 --> 00:37:32,555 Normally, I can't shut him up. 862 00:37:32,555 --> 00:37:33,822 Hi, Allison. 863 00:37:33,822 --> 00:37:35,657 It's a pleasure to meet you. 864 00:37:35,657 --> 00:37:38,893 Fred is always talking about you. 865 00:37:40,995 --> 00:37:42,930 Thanks for dinner, Fred. 866 00:37:42,930 --> 00:37:44,931 I had a good time. 867 00:37:44,931 --> 00:37:46,733 Penthouse. 868 00:37:48,536 --> 00:37:49,836 It was strange, 869 00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:52,072 but I had a good time. 870 00:37:52,072 --> 00:37:54,674 Could we do it again sometime? 871 00:37:54,674 --> 00:37:56,610 Ha ha ha! Woof! Woof! 872 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:58,310 Did you hear that? 873 00:37:59,445 --> 00:38:01,179 Aah! 874 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,449 Gee, whoa! 875 00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,583 Aah! 876 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:08,453 How was your date, Romeo? Get any? 877 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:09,920 It was just fine! 878 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,989 Do you mind? This is my favorite movie. 879 00:38:11,989 --> 00:38:14,358 I don't recall you being in it. 880 00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,693 I can't believe I told her you talked. 881 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,729 She probably thinks I'm insane. 882 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:20,963 I don't like her. She's phony. 883 00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:23,566 She's got a terrible nose job. 884 00:38:23,566 --> 00:38:24,833 That's her original nose. 885 00:38:24,833 --> 00:38:25,900 How would you know? 886 00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,969 You should see yourself with her. 887 00:38:27,969 --> 00:38:29,137 You're pathetic. 888 00:38:29,137 --> 00:38:31,473 Do you know what you are? 889 00:38:31,473 --> 00:38:32,741 You're jealous. 890 00:38:32,741 --> 00:38:35,009 What? Ha! Don't make me laugh! 891 00:38:35,009 --> 00:38:36,243 You're jealous! 892 00:38:36,243 --> 00:38:37,177 Kiss my butt. 893 00:38:37,177 --> 00:38:39,647 I've never been jealous in my life. 894 00:38:39,647 --> 00:38:40,880 Fred, let's not fight. 895 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,616 Let's drive to the country. 896 00:38:42,616 --> 00:38:44,284 This town's driving us crazy. 897 00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:45,418 Night, Don! 898 00:38:50,289 --> 00:38:52,291 I wonder what mom's cooking for dinner. 899 00:38:52,291 --> 00:38:53,292 [Moaning] 900 00:38:53,292 --> 00:38:55,494 That's pop. Something's wrong! 901 00:38:55,494 --> 00:38:57,361 I'll be right back. 902 00:38:57,361 --> 00:39:00,431 Don, it's about time you got here. 903 00:39:00,431 --> 00:39:02,932 I'm dying, son. 904 00:39:02,932 --> 00:39:04,934 Don't talk like that, pop. 905 00:39:04,934 --> 00:39:07,937 A horse knows when his time is near. 906 00:39:07,937 --> 00:39:09,838 [Cough cough] 907 00:39:09,838 --> 00:39:12,975 There are signs. 908 00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,977 Your tongue darkens, 909 00:39:14,977 --> 00:39:17,446 your eyes water, 910 00:39:17,446 --> 00:39:19,914 your mind goes. 911 00:39:20,982 --> 00:39:23,318 Your tongue darkens. 912 00:39:24,352 --> 00:39:27,354 Your balls shrink... 913 00:39:27,354 --> 00:39:29,856 Easy, pop. Easy. 914 00:39:29,856 --> 00:39:32,426 [Whinny] 915 00:39:34,093 --> 00:39:37,029 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 916 00:39:37,029 --> 00:39:39,632 I had an uncle named Lou. 917 00:39:39,632 --> 00:39:41,099 Soitainly. 918 00:39:41,099 --> 00:39:45,236 Son, before I die... 919 00:39:45,236 --> 00:39:48,105 You've got to promise me 920 00:39:48,105 --> 00:39:51,710 that you'll pass on your special gift... 921 00:39:51,710 --> 00:39:53,843 Of speech... 922 00:39:53,843 --> 00:39:55,713 To an heir. 923 00:39:55,713 --> 00:39:58,782 Why me, pop? What about Lou? 924 00:39:58,782 --> 00:40:01,317 Yesterday your mother caught Lou 925 00:40:01,317 --> 00:40:06,689 trying to mount a Volvo station wagon. 926 00:40:06,689 --> 00:40:08,790 You're our only hope. 927 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:10,726 [Whinny] 928 00:40:10,726 --> 00:40:12,527 You don't understand. 929 00:40:12,527 --> 00:40:14,462 I'm a loner, a rebel. 930 00:40:14,462 --> 00:40:15,930 You're a bum! 931 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:17,331 [Cough] 932 00:40:17,331 --> 00:40:21,535 Don, you're the last of the chosen. 933 00:40:21,535 --> 00:40:23,536 We need an heir. 934 00:40:23,536 --> 00:40:25,372 Son, quit screwing around. 935 00:40:25,372 --> 00:40:28,340 It's time you met the right girl, 936 00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:30,943 settle down, become a father. 937 00:40:30,943 --> 00:40:33,812 Oh, promise me, boy. 938 00:40:33,812 --> 00:40:35,947 O.k., pop, o.K. 939 00:40:35,947 --> 00:40:37,949 I promise. 940 00:40:37,949 --> 00:40:39,550 I promise. 941 00:40:42,953 --> 00:40:45,889 [Kicking the bucket] 942 00:40:55,197 --> 00:40:57,966 Well, there he is, boys-- 943 00:40:57,966 --> 00:40:59,702 top money-winning 4-year-old 944 00:40:59,702 --> 00:41:01,936 on the west coast. 945 00:41:01,936 --> 00:41:04,905 Next month he's in the El Segundo stakes. 946 00:41:04,905 --> 00:41:07,642 He'll beat any plug they put up. 947 00:41:07,642 --> 00:41:10,377 Is this place ripe, or what? 948 00:41:10,377 --> 00:41:14,748 There's your partner's newest thoroughbred. 949 00:41:14,748 --> 00:41:16,282 Yeah. 950 00:41:16,282 --> 00:41:17,216 Wait here. 951 00:41:17,216 --> 00:41:20,486 I got to go pay for your feed. 952 00:41:20,486 --> 00:41:22,254 Must have cost a lot. 953 00:41:22,254 --> 00:41:25,257 He did indeed, but he'll make it back-- 954 00:41:25,257 --> 00:41:27,859 first with his legs of course, 955 00:41:27,859 --> 00:41:29,461 and then with his-- 956 00:41:29,461 --> 00:41:30,461 Walter! 957 00:41:34,331 --> 00:41:35,666 Walter! 958 00:41:38,935 --> 00:41:40,937 She's wonderful. I love her. 959 00:41:40,937 --> 00:41:42,539 Are you happy, honey? 960 00:41:42,539 --> 00:41:43,540 Yes. 961 00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:45,174 Then I'm happy. 962 00:41:45,174 --> 00:41:47,009 That's my satin doll. 963 00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:48,477 She's escorting the lord 964 00:41:48,477 --> 00:41:50,011 at the stakes. 965 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,680 Satin doll's a dressage horse 966 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,215 I bought for Victoria. 967 00:41:54,215 --> 00:41:56,217 Hmm. 968 00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:58,619 Hmm! 969 00:41:58,619 --> 00:42:01,021 Va-va-va-voom! 970 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:03,056 Whoa! 971 00:42:03,056 --> 00:42:05,625 Be still, my beating heart. 972 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,661 Je t'aime. 973 00:42:07,661 --> 00:42:10,663 What a perfect form! 974 00:42:10,663 --> 00:42:13,666 Ooh! What legs! 975 00:42:13,666 --> 00:42:16,669 What a tail! 976 00:42:16,669 --> 00:42:19,471 Ooh! What a saddle! 977 00:42:19,471 --> 00:42:22,674 Check out the mane on that tomato! 978 00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:24,074 Whoo! 979 00:42:24,074 --> 00:42:26,910 [Wolf whistle] 980 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:29,680 Ya! Na-na-na-na-nan! 981 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,682 Baby! 982 00:42:35,084 --> 00:42:38,119 Take it nice and easy. Just be cool. 983 00:42:38,119 --> 00:42:41,289 Whatever you do, don't show her your teeth. 984 00:42:44,124 --> 00:42:46,060 I hope you don't think 985 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:49,063 I'm coming on too strong for you, 986 00:42:49,063 --> 00:42:51,064 but what can I say? 987 00:42:51,064 --> 00:42:53,667 That's the kind of guy I am. Ha ha! 988 00:43:00,907 --> 00:43:05,344 Walter, what's that horse doing with my satin doll? 989 00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:09,213 Freddy, get him away from my horse, for god's sake! 990 00:43:09,213 --> 00:43:12,049 Sorry. Come on, let's get out of here. 991 00:43:14,352 --> 00:43:16,253 Maybe I'll see you later, huh? 992 00:43:16,253 --> 00:43:19,489 She was staring right at my teeth! 993 00:43:19,489 --> 00:43:22,559 Is this the samurai florist shop? 994 00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:23,827 [Speaking Japanese] 995 00:43:23,827 --> 00:43:25,829 I'd like to order flowers 996 00:43:25,829 --> 00:43:27,496 for a miss satin doll 997 00:43:27,496 --> 00:43:29,832 at the claremont Ridge riding club. 998 00:43:29,832 --> 00:43:31,232 A lovely arrangement. 999 00:43:31,232 --> 00:43:34,235 You wouldn't happen to have barley, would you? 1000 00:43:34,235 --> 00:43:35,837 How about some clover? 1001 00:43:35,837 --> 00:43:37,238 Huh? 1002 00:43:37,238 --> 00:43:40,240 Petunias? I don't know. I never tried any. 1003 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,843 Roses are out of the question. 1004 00:43:42,843 --> 00:43:45,445 They'll get stuck in her teeth! 1005 00:43:45,445 --> 00:43:46,446 [Click] 1006 00:43:46,446 --> 00:43:47,446 Hello? 1007 00:43:47,446 --> 00:43:48,447 Hello. 1008 00:43:48,447 --> 00:43:51,050 Oh, jeez! 1009 00:43:53,118 --> 00:43:55,220 Fred, I've fallen in love. 1010 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:57,023 What am I going to do? 1011 00:43:57,023 --> 00:43:58,089 Be yourself. 1012 00:43:58,089 --> 00:44:00,625 If it's supposed to be, it'll be. 1013 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:03,828 Did you read that on a bumper sticker? 1014 00:44:03,828 --> 00:44:05,429 I'm going to work. 1015 00:44:05,429 --> 00:44:07,865 Don't go. Call in sick. 1016 00:44:07,865 --> 00:44:10,701 I don't want to be alone. 1017 00:44:10,701 --> 00:44:12,870 We can play charades. 1018 00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:13,870 Sorry, Don. 1019 00:44:13,870 --> 00:44:16,306 I've got to go to work. 1020 00:44:16,306 --> 00:44:19,341 Everything was fine until she saw my teeth. 1021 00:44:19,341 --> 00:44:21,343 [Knocking on door] 1022 00:44:21,343 --> 00:44:24,211 Delivery for a Mr. Don. 1023 00:44:24,211 --> 00:44:26,347 Delivery for Mr. Don. 1024 00:44:26,347 --> 00:44:29,116 Who? No Don here. 1025 00:44:29,116 --> 00:44:32,353 It says a Mr. Don at this address, 1026 00:44:32,353 --> 00:44:35,957 and this is as far as I go, ma'am. 1027 00:44:35,957 --> 00:44:37,557 O.k. 1028 00:44:39,559 --> 00:44:40,961 Thank you. 1029 00:44:40,961 --> 00:44:42,561 Gracias. 1030 00:44:56,173 --> 00:44:57,574 [Pow] 1031 00:44:57,574 --> 00:44:59,176 Aah! 1032 00:45:00,011 --> 00:45:01,211 Whoa! 1033 00:45:03,379 --> 00:45:06,115 [Speaking Spanish] 1034 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,721 Is anybody out there? 1035 00:45:11,721 --> 00:45:13,722 I'm going to jump! 1036 00:45:13,722 --> 00:45:15,724 Hmm... 1037 00:45:15,724 --> 00:45:17,124 [Doorbell rings] 1038 00:45:17,124 --> 00:45:19,126 Fred, is that you? 1039 00:45:19,126 --> 00:45:21,195 Thank god you're home. 1040 00:45:21,195 --> 00:45:23,731 [Humming] 1041 00:45:23,731 --> 00:45:25,164 Just a second. 1042 00:45:25,164 --> 00:45:26,533 Just a second. 1043 00:45:26,533 --> 00:45:28,736 Hold onto your horses. 1044 00:45:28,736 --> 00:45:30,336 Ha ha ha. Huh? 1045 00:45:57,127 --> 00:45:58,728 Hello, um, Denise? 1046 00:45:58,728 --> 00:46:00,130 Yeah. Uh-huh. 1047 00:46:00,130 --> 00:46:02,598 What did the index finish on? 1048 00:46:02,598 --> 00:46:04,500 [Arf arf] 1049 00:46:05,601 --> 00:46:08,903 Ha ha! The guy looks like Willie Nelson. 1050 00:46:08,903 --> 00:46:10,638 That's hysterical! 1051 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,574 What? 1052 00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:17,244 Oh, for crying out loud. 1053 00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:19,178 You can't come in here. 1054 00:46:19,178 --> 00:46:20,814 This isn't Noah's ark. 1055 00:46:24,151 --> 00:46:25,584 Hmm? What? No ducks! 1056 00:46:25,584 --> 00:46:27,920 That is in the lease! 1057 00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:34,359 No! No! No! 1058 00:46:34,359 --> 00:46:36,360 Oh, jeez, o.K. 1059 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,329 But remember this isn't technically my apartment. 1060 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:41,532 I share it with a human. 1061 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:43,701 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1062 00:46:47,704 --> 00:46:48,705 ♪ kick it ♪ 1063 00:46:49,739 --> 00:46:53,542 Come on, there's no bones in there! 1064 00:46:53,542 --> 00:46:55,544 Jeez! 1065 00:46:55,544 --> 00:46:56,878 Hey! 1066 00:46:56,878 --> 00:47:00,782 ♪ Time for school and you don't want to go ♪ 1067 00:47:02,950 --> 00:47:04,351 [Meow] 1068 00:47:04,351 --> 00:47:06,453 ♪ You ask your mama, please ♪ 1069 00:47:06,453 --> 00:47:09,322 ♪ but she still says no ♪ 1070 00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:15,795 ♪ you missed two classes and no homework ♪ 1071 00:47:18,230 --> 00:47:20,299 ♪ but your teacher... ♪ 1072 00:47:20,299 --> 00:47:23,434 I don't think Fred's going to like this much. 1073 00:47:25,303 --> 00:47:27,472 ♪ You've got to fight ♪ 1074 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:28,840 ♪ for your right ♪ 1075 00:47:29,841 --> 00:47:31,241 ♪ to party ♪ 1076 00:47:31,241 --> 00:47:35,345 Thank you! [Sobbing] 1077 00:47:36,913 --> 00:47:39,116 ♪ Your pop caught you smoking, man ♪ 1078 00:47:39,116 --> 00:47:41,317 ♪ he says, no way ♪ 1079 00:47:44,553 --> 00:47:47,923 ♪ that hypocrite smokes two packs a day ♪ 1080 00:47:50,959 --> 00:47:55,562 ♪ man, livin' at home, it's such a drag ♪ 1081 00:47:57,798 --> 00:48:02,368 ♪ yeah, your mama threw away your best porno mag ♪ 1082 00:48:03,703 --> 00:48:04,504 Fred! 1083 00:48:04,504 --> 00:48:06,939 What are you doing here? 1084 00:48:09,142 --> 00:48:10,742 This is an unbelievable coincidence. 1085 00:48:10,742 --> 00:48:13,845 They were looking for another horse named Don. 1086 00:48:13,845 --> 00:48:15,547 Get out! 1087 00:48:15,547 --> 00:48:16,982 ♪ You've got to fight ♪ 1088 00:48:16,982 --> 00:48:19,383 ♪ for your right ♪ 1089 00:48:19,383 --> 00:48:22,753 ♪ to party ♪ 1090 00:48:22,753 --> 00:48:24,454 [Neigh] 1091 00:48:34,463 --> 00:48:39,367 ♪ Party ♪♪ 1092 00:48:45,006 --> 00:48:47,008 I can't believe you, Don! 1093 00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:48,809 Look at this place! 1094 00:48:48,809 --> 00:48:52,779 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry? 1095 00:48:56,049 --> 00:48:57,416 Hello. Information? 1096 00:48:57,416 --> 00:48:58,884 I'd like the number 1097 00:48:58,884 --> 00:49:01,319 for the Los Angeles animal pound. 1098 00:49:01,319 --> 00:49:02,888 Mm-hmm. Hmm. 1099 00:49:02,888 --> 00:49:06,090 I have never tasted anything like this. 1100 00:49:06,090 --> 00:49:07,325 You're eating? 1101 00:49:07,325 --> 00:49:09,526 I'm calling the pound for you! 1102 00:49:09,526 --> 00:49:11,662 Mmm! I can't help it. 1103 00:49:11,662 --> 00:49:14,265 Mmm! These oats are... 1104 00:49:14,265 --> 00:49:16,066 Incredible! 1105 00:49:16,066 --> 00:49:18,434 Must be something new. 1106 00:49:18,434 --> 00:49:19,836 Where did you get them? 1107 00:49:19,836 --> 00:49:22,872 I picked them up on the way home! 1108 00:49:22,872 --> 00:49:24,106 If I had any money, 1109 00:49:24,106 --> 00:49:25,574 this is what I'd invest in. 1110 00:49:25,574 --> 00:49:26,976 Every animal in america 1111 00:49:26,976 --> 00:49:29,178 is going to go crazy over this stuff. 1112 00:49:29,178 --> 00:49:31,479 This is better than Chinese food, 1113 00:49:31,479 --> 00:49:34,282 and you know how much I love Chinese food. 1114 00:49:34,282 --> 00:49:36,383 This won't leave you hungry, either. 1115 00:49:36,383 --> 00:49:38,118 I have the wrong number! 1116 00:49:38,118 --> 00:49:43,356 Fred, grab a bowl and dig in before it's all gone. 1117 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:50,863 I'm telling you--indio oats! You won't regret it. 1118 00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:52,798 Yeah, indio oats. 1119 00:49:52,798 --> 00:49:54,533 Little company out of Bakersfield. 1120 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:59,137 Uh-huh. It's going to be bigger than...G.E.! 1121 00:49:59,137 --> 00:50:00,272 Fred. 1122 00:50:00,272 --> 00:50:02,439 You want to go to lunch? 1123 00:50:02,439 --> 00:50:03,640 Can't, babe. 1124 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,610 I got a big deal cooking on the burner. 1125 00:50:06,610 --> 00:50:08,346 Uh-huh. No. Forget g.E.! 1126 00:50:08,346 --> 00:50:10,347 It's a fad! 1127 00:50:10,347 --> 00:50:12,349 I want indio oats! 1128 00:50:12,349 --> 00:50:14,351 Uh-huh. Buy indio oats! 1129 00:50:14,351 --> 00:50:15,951 Indio oats! 1130 00:50:15,951 --> 00:50:17,820 Buy it! Hot! Whoo! 1131 00:50:19,355 --> 00:50:21,357 What is it, Osborne? 1132 00:50:21,357 --> 00:50:22,724 He's selling everything 1133 00:50:22,724 --> 00:50:24,225 and buying into indio oats. 1134 00:50:24,225 --> 00:50:25,960 What the hell is that? 1135 00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:27,262 I'm going to be 1136 00:50:27,262 --> 00:50:28,929 in the little broker's room. 1137 00:50:30,365 --> 00:50:32,199 Hello, Mr. Chaney's office. 1138 00:50:32,199 --> 00:50:33,934 Hmm. 1139 00:50:33,934 --> 00:50:35,401 Curious. 1140 00:50:35,401 --> 00:50:36,936 7 1/2. 1141 00:50:36,936 --> 00:50:38,338 8. 1142 00:50:38,338 --> 00:50:39,339 8 1/2. 1143 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:40,740 Holy shit. 1144 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,742 Maybe we should buy some of this crap. 1145 00:50:43,742 --> 00:50:45,744 Can't. Fred's cornered the market. 1146 00:50:45,744 --> 00:50:49,446 Maybe we can get it someplace else. 1147 00:50:49,446 --> 00:50:51,448 [Ring] 1148 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,517 [Ring] 1149 00:50:54,319 --> 00:50:55,319 Yeah. Hello? 1150 00:50:55,319 --> 00:50:57,721 Frank? Boyd Osborne here. 1151 00:50:57,721 --> 00:51:00,757 Hey, Boyd-o babe! 1152 00:51:00,757 --> 00:51:02,926 There's a new company 1153 00:51:02,926 --> 00:51:05,527 on the exchange called indio oats. 1154 00:51:05,527 --> 00:51:08,630 Oh, hey, you're not buying it, are you? 1155 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,933 I just got inside information 1156 00:51:10,933 --> 00:51:14,535 that the f.D.A. Is going to freeze all sales... 1157 00:51:14,535 --> 00:51:16,537 And launch a full investigation. 1158 00:51:16,537 --> 00:51:17,939 You're kidding? 1159 00:51:17,939 --> 00:51:20,141 Animals are dropping like bricks 1160 00:51:20,141 --> 00:51:21,976 after eating the stuff. 1161 00:51:21,976 --> 00:51:23,944 What a shame! 1162 00:51:23,944 --> 00:51:27,147 Yeah. Avoid that shit like the plague. 1163 00:51:27,147 --> 00:51:28,614 Thanks, frank. 1164 00:51:28,614 --> 00:51:30,150 Owe you one. 1165 00:51:30,150 --> 00:51:31,984 Sigma chi. Sigma chi. 1166 00:51:31,984 --> 00:51:33,452 Hubba, hubba, hubba! 1167 00:51:44,494 --> 00:51:47,164 Indio oats, indeed! 1168 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,734 Testing. Is this on? 1169 00:51:51,734 --> 00:51:54,404 Ladies and gentlemen of wall street, 1170 00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:57,139 it is both an honor and a privilege 1171 00:51:57,139 --> 00:52:00,742 to receive the award of stockbroker of the year. 1172 00:52:00,742 --> 00:52:03,578 I'd like to thank each one of you, 1173 00:52:03,578 --> 00:52:04,579 but I don't have enough time, 1174 00:52:04,579 --> 00:52:07,315 so thank you. 1175 00:52:07,315 --> 00:52:09,284 I jammed his phone. 1176 00:52:09,284 --> 00:52:10,684 This is locked. 1177 00:52:10,684 --> 00:52:13,420 He'll never get out in time. 1178 00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:14,822 That's occupied, pomeroy. 1179 00:52:14,822 --> 00:52:18,024 Why don't you just use this one? 1180 00:52:19,426 --> 00:52:20,626 This one, sir? 1181 00:52:20,626 --> 00:52:22,161 ♪ A wop bop a loo bop ♪ 1182 00:52:22,161 --> 00:52:23,363 ♪ a lam bam boom ♪♪ 1183 00:52:23,363 --> 00:52:27,766 Mr. Chaney, you have an emergency call on 21. 1184 00:52:27,766 --> 00:52:33,238 Mr. Chaney, you have an emergency call on 21. 1185 00:52:33,238 --> 00:52:35,506 Hello. 1186 00:52:35,506 --> 00:52:38,942 Oats contaminated. Took time to hit me. 1187 00:52:38,942 --> 00:52:41,177 What are you talking about? 1188 00:52:41,177 --> 00:52:42,679 Those indio oats. 1189 00:52:42,679 --> 00:52:44,580 They're poison! Oh! 1190 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:47,883 If I hadn't taken 6 pounds of maalox, 1191 00:52:47,883 --> 00:52:49,985 I'd be pushing up petunias 1192 00:52:49,985 --> 00:52:51,220 in poughkeepsie, permanently. 1193 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,222 That means indio oats... 1194 00:52:53,222 --> 00:52:54,589 They're worth squat. 1195 00:52:54,589 --> 00:52:57,925 This horrible face on the wall isn't helping. 1196 00:52:57,925 --> 00:53:01,162 This number is not working in this area code. 1197 00:53:01,162 --> 00:53:02,562 Don! 1198 00:53:02,562 --> 00:53:05,132 Don! Hello! 1199 00:53:07,968 --> 00:53:10,936 Hello! Let me out of here! 1200 00:53:10,936 --> 00:53:12,705 Let me out! 1201 00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:14,273 Let me out! 1202 00:53:14,273 --> 00:53:15,875 Aah! 1203 00:53:18,877 --> 00:53:20,145 Ah! 1204 00:53:26,884 --> 00:53:28,285 Aah! 1205 00:53:30,287 --> 00:53:31,889 Ah! 1206 00:53:39,561 --> 00:53:41,197 Aah! 1207 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,601 Our father who art in heaven, 1208 00:53:47,601 --> 00:53:49,603 hallowed be thy name. 1209 00:53:49,603 --> 00:53:51,172 Thy--ohh! 1210 00:53:51,172 --> 00:53:54,508 Live by the sword, die by the sword. 1211 00:53:54,508 --> 00:53:57,511 Let's give him, oh, say, half an hour. 1212 00:53:57,511 --> 00:54:00,513 That should be the end of indio oats. 1213 00:54:00,513 --> 00:54:01,915 Ha ha ha! 1214 00:54:01,915 --> 00:54:05,117 Could I show you the murcheson figures? 1215 00:54:06,519 --> 00:54:08,120 Sure. 1216 00:54:09,488 --> 00:54:11,956 Help! Help! 1217 00:54:11,956 --> 00:54:13,758 Aah! 1218 00:54:14,959 --> 00:54:16,693 Aah! 1219 00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,996 Ohh! 1220 00:54:19,996 --> 00:54:21,698 Aah! 1221 00:54:24,101 --> 00:54:25,701 Aah! 1222 00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:39,114 Aah! 1223 00:54:46,253 --> 00:54:47,988 Aah! 1224 00:54:52,459 --> 00:54:54,127 [Peck peck] 1225 00:55:08,339 --> 00:55:12,143 Get away from me, you diseased, winged, rotten bird! 1226 00:55:29,358 --> 00:55:31,759 Look at Freddy's oats. 1227 00:55:33,561 --> 00:55:36,763 How low can you go, indio oats? 1228 00:55:37,797 --> 00:55:40,200 [Knocking on window] 1229 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,102 Open the window! 1230 00:55:42,102 --> 00:55:43,170 Help! Help! 1231 00:55:43,170 --> 00:55:45,338 Open the god damned window! 1232 00:55:46,405 --> 00:55:47,806 Hi, Mr. Chaney. 1233 00:55:47,806 --> 00:55:49,642 What are you doing out there? 1234 00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:51,676 Open the window! 1235 00:55:51,676 --> 00:55:54,647 Come back in here. You could hurt yourself. 1236 00:55:54,647 --> 00:55:57,848 I brought you a tuna fish sandwich. 1237 00:55:57,848 --> 00:55:59,651 Sandwiches? 1238 00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:00,951 Aah! 1239 00:56:00,951 --> 00:56:04,188 Which do you want, rye or whole wheat? 1240 00:56:04,188 --> 00:56:06,089 Open the god damned window! 1241 00:56:06,089 --> 00:56:07,224 What? 1242 00:56:07,224 --> 00:56:08,625 Open the window! 1243 00:56:08,625 --> 00:56:10,927 Rye or whole wheat? 1244 00:56:10,927 --> 00:56:13,828 Rye! Rye! Open up the window! 1245 00:56:13,828 --> 00:56:15,764 Really, Mr. Chaney! 1246 00:56:15,764 --> 00:56:17,699 Open the window! 1247 00:56:17,699 --> 00:56:19,301 Aah! 1248 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:29,176 Freddy? 1249 00:56:31,378 --> 00:56:32,546 Problem? 1250 00:56:32,546 --> 00:56:35,114 Little financial trouble? 1251 00:56:35,114 --> 00:56:38,016 Maybe we should talk. Soon. 1252 00:56:53,331 --> 00:56:54,864 Come on, Fred. 1253 00:56:54,864 --> 00:56:57,567 You haven't lost everything. 1254 00:56:57,567 --> 00:56:59,835 Hey, you still got me. 1255 00:56:59,835 --> 00:57:02,905 Stay on your side of the road! 1256 00:57:02,905 --> 00:57:05,641 We could hit the road together, 1257 00:57:05,641 --> 00:57:07,676 like the, uh... Swengi brothers. 1258 00:57:07,676 --> 00:57:10,278 I need some time alone, understand? 1259 00:57:10,278 --> 00:57:11,579 Ha ha ha! 1260 00:57:11,579 --> 00:57:13,114 Sure. Sure. No problem. 1261 00:57:13,114 --> 00:57:16,317 Fred, what do you think you'll need? 1262 00:57:16,317 --> 00:57:18,151 A couple minutes? 1263 00:57:33,465 --> 00:57:35,000 Good luck, Fred! 1264 00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:38,136 You'll always be my best friend! 1265 00:57:38,136 --> 00:57:41,673 Maybe not my absolute very best friend, 1266 00:57:41,673 --> 00:57:44,141 but certainly in the top 10. 1267 00:57:44,141 --> 00:57:47,511 My 10th best friend. 15 would be the floor. 1268 00:57:47,511 --> 00:57:49,879 Big promotion. 1269 00:57:49,879 --> 00:57:53,915 New office, expense account, perks. 1270 00:57:54,883 --> 00:57:58,520 I found out the geek was sinking his money 1271 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,522 into this rinky-dink outfit 1272 00:58:00,522 --> 00:58:02,923 that was about to go under. 1273 00:58:02,923 --> 00:58:04,325 Ha ha ha! 1274 00:58:04,325 --> 00:58:07,328 Me and Sawyer didn't tell him about it. 1275 00:58:07,328 --> 00:58:09,929 We locked him in the bathroom 1276 00:58:09,929 --> 00:58:11,931 while his stock was crashing! 1277 00:58:11,931 --> 00:58:13,867 Yeah, well, that's business. 1278 00:58:14,934 --> 00:58:17,002 You little bastard. 1279 00:58:18,538 --> 00:58:19,838 Allison! 1280 00:58:19,838 --> 00:58:22,807 Oh, Allison, what do you care? 1281 00:58:22,807 --> 00:58:25,644 Well, here's to Freddy. Good riddance. 1282 00:58:25,644 --> 00:58:26,844 Good... Riddance. 1283 00:58:26,844 --> 00:58:29,247 You son of a bitch. You set him up. 1284 00:58:29,247 --> 00:58:30,315 Set who up? 1285 00:58:30,315 --> 00:58:32,183 You and this ass-kissing idiot. 1286 00:58:32,183 --> 00:58:33,984 What's she talking about? 1287 00:58:35,653 --> 00:58:36,887 I'm talking about Fred, 1288 00:58:36,887 --> 00:58:39,955 about the way you sold him down the river. 1289 00:58:39,955 --> 00:58:42,793 Business is a tough world, Allison. 1290 00:58:42,793 --> 00:58:44,393 He's right. 1291 00:58:45,628 --> 00:58:49,364 You don't know how tough yet. 1292 00:58:49,364 --> 00:58:51,032 I quit. 1293 00:58:55,804 --> 00:58:58,740 Bad day at the office, dear? 1294 00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:00,341 The pits. 1295 00:59:13,653 --> 00:59:15,620 I'm talking to a horse? 1296 00:59:15,620 --> 00:59:17,622 There's nobody else here. 1297 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,825 I feel terrible about Fred. 1298 00:59:19,825 --> 00:59:21,425 Well, you should. 1299 00:59:22,828 --> 00:59:24,428 Well, I'm sorry. 1300 00:59:24,428 --> 00:59:25,830 Listen up, curly. 1301 00:59:25,830 --> 00:59:29,834 Fred's a nice guy, and he likes you a lot. 1302 00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:32,235 What are we going to do? 1303 00:59:32,235 --> 00:59:34,671 Help him restore his self-confidence. 1304 00:59:34,671 --> 00:59:37,039 How? He didn't have much before. 1305 00:59:37,039 --> 00:59:40,776 If we enter a horse in the El Segundo stakes, 1306 00:59:40,776 --> 00:59:42,910 and that horse wins, 1307 00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:45,913 then Fred will get a load of money, 1308 00:59:45,913 --> 00:59:47,815 and Sawyer will not. 1309 00:59:47,815 --> 00:59:50,752 You see? Fred would get the load! 1310 00:59:50,752 --> 00:59:52,419 That's a great idea, Don. 1311 00:59:52,419 --> 00:59:55,988 Where do we find a thoroughbred? 1312 00:59:55,988 --> 00:59:58,658 Ahem. Here's the beauty of my plan. 1313 00:59:58,658 --> 01:00:00,393 You are looking at him. 1314 01:00:02,528 --> 01:00:04,764 Something funny? 1315 01:00:04,764 --> 01:00:05,997 Sorry. 1316 01:00:05,997 --> 01:00:09,834 If I can pull this off, you both get rich. 1317 01:00:09,834 --> 01:00:11,836 I get satin doll. 1318 01:00:11,836 --> 01:00:14,839 You get a piece, I get a piece. 1319 01:00:14,839 --> 01:00:16,240 Whoa! Happy ending! 1320 01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:19,243 Don, I know you've got four legs, but-- 1321 01:00:19,243 --> 01:00:20,910 hey, I'll worry about the winning. 1322 01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:22,211 You worry about the driving, all right? 1323 01:00:22,211 --> 01:00:24,480 And would you turn off this east Indian music? 1324 01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:27,949 Don, you can't win a race! 1325 01:00:27,949 --> 01:00:30,419 Why not? Give me one reason. 1326 01:00:30,419 --> 01:00:31,953 Well, look at you. 1327 01:00:31,953 --> 01:00:34,356 Give me another. Ah, forget it. 1328 01:00:34,356 --> 01:00:38,025 I know I can't outrun those other horses. 1329 01:00:38,025 --> 01:00:39,026 That's the way 1330 01:00:39,026 --> 01:00:40,960 a horse race is normally won. 1331 01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:42,596 No, no, no! Freddy, listen. 1332 01:00:42,596 --> 01:00:45,999 Horses have hang-ups, just like people. 1333 01:00:45,999 --> 01:00:48,401 Maybe I can psych them out. 1334 01:00:48,401 --> 01:00:51,404 Some have envy of, ahem, you know what. 1335 01:00:51,404 --> 01:00:53,405 Others have no self-esteem, 1336 01:00:53,405 --> 01:00:56,008 just like someone else we know. 1337 01:00:56,008 --> 01:00:57,942 Yeah, real funny. 1338 01:00:57,942 --> 01:01:00,077 It's very simple, Fred. 1339 01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:02,046 We'll invade their psyches, 1340 01:01:02,046 --> 01:01:03,648 analyze their subconscious, 1341 01:01:03,648 --> 01:01:05,450 we'll use Freud and jung, 1342 01:01:05,450 --> 01:01:09,653 and stick it to them where the moon don't shine! 1343 01:01:09,653 --> 01:01:12,122 Do you want a hamburger? 1344 01:01:12,122 --> 01:01:14,491 Do you want a people burger? 1345 01:01:26,868 --> 01:01:28,001 Have you talked 1346 01:01:28,001 --> 01:01:30,003 to Mickey about this? 1347 01:01:30,003 --> 01:01:33,006 I like it if they know this, 1348 01:01:33,006 --> 01:01:34,608 if they've got it 1349 01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:36,610 at least a week ahead. 1350 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,010 Wait a minute. 1351 01:01:38,010 --> 01:01:39,612 Hmm. 1352 01:01:39,612 --> 01:01:41,414 Didn't I see that nag 1353 01:01:41,414 --> 01:01:44,617 on the front end of a milk truck-- 1354 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:46,619 was it last Thursday? 1355 01:01:46,619 --> 01:01:48,019 Last Friday. 1356 01:01:48,019 --> 01:01:50,021 Freddy, heard a stupid rumor 1357 01:01:50,021 --> 01:01:53,023 you're entering a horse in the stakes. 1358 01:01:53,023 --> 01:01:55,025 It's not a rumor. 1359 01:01:55,025 --> 01:01:56,260 This the plug? 1360 01:01:56,260 --> 01:01:58,229 Yeah, this is the horse. 1361 01:01:59,430 --> 01:02:01,030 You're kidding? You're kidding? 1362 01:02:01,030 --> 01:02:02,499 What's his name? 1363 01:02:02,499 --> 01:02:03,733 Don. 1364 01:02:03,733 --> 01:02:05,134 Don. Just Don. 1365 01:02:05,134 --> 01:02:06,436 Sounds like a plumber. 1366 01:02:06,436 --> 01:02:09,037 He doesn't need any pretentious names. 1367 01:02:09,037 --> 01:02:12,207 His breeding, it's in his legs. 1368 01:02:12,207 --> 01:02:13,809 Correct me if I'm wrong. 1369 01:02:13,809 --> 01:02:15,344 I don't think you have 1370 01:02:15,344 --> 01:02:17,211 a snowball's chance in hell 1371 01:02:17,211 --> 01:02:18,312 of finishing the race 1372 01:02:18,312 --> 01:02:19,514 on that piece of shit. 1373 01:02:19,514 --> 01:02:21,182 Lick my nose. 1374 01:02:21,182 --> 01:02:23,250 We're gonna win this race. 1375 01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,086 Really? Want to make a little bet? 1376 01:02:26,086 --> 01:02:27,821 I got nothing to bet. 1377 01:02:27,821 --> 01:02:29,789 You can bet this turd. 1378 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:33,192 I couldn't bet my tur--horse. 1379 01:02:34,660 --> 01:02:37,229 Chickenshit, huh? 1380 01:02:39,163 --> 01:02:40,198 O.k., I'll bet this horse. 1381 01:02:40,198 --> 01:02:41,165 Against what? 1382 01:02:41,165 --> 01:02:42,166 What do you have to bet? 1383 01:02:42,166 --> 01:02:44,302 Well, let's see, um... 1384 01:02:45,703 --> 01:02:47,572 Can you break a 20? 1385 01:02:47,572 --> 01:02:50,941 I'll bet my horse against your horse. 1386 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:53,276 Hey, now, that's ridiculous. 1387 01:02:54,878 --> 01:02:56,145 Chickenshit? 1388 01:02:57,113 --> 01:02:59,982 Who are you calling chickenshit? 1389 01:02:59,982 --> 01:03:01,350 I'm calling you chickenshit. 1390 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:04,185 You're a chickenshit chickenshit. 1391 01:03:04,185 --> 01:03:06,421 O.k., Freddy, I'll make the bet. 1392 01:03:06,421 --> 01:03:08,423 My horse against your horse. 1393 01:03:08,423 --> 01:03:10,959 All my horses against your horse! 1394 01:03:10,959 --> 01:03:11,960 Sweetheart, 1395 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:13,028 you can't do that. 1396 01:03:13,028 --> 01:03:15,029 You think i'm chickenshit? 1397 01:03:15,029 --> 01:03:16,430 That's a bet. 1398 01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:18,032 Including satin doll. 1399 01:03:18,032 --> 01:03:19,432 Not my satin doll! 1400 01:03:19,432 --> 01:03:21,634 Darling, don't be a chickenshit. 1401 01:03:21,634 --> 01:03:23,336 You're on, Freddy. 1402 01:03:23,336 --> 01:03:24,804 Is he getting more obnoxious? 1403 01:03:24,804 --> 01:03:25,805 Me and my big mouth. 1404 01:03:25,805 --> 01:03:27,205 What a revoltin' development 1405 01:03:27,205 --> 01:03:28,840 this has turned out to be. 1406 01:03:28,840 --> 01:03:30,442 Hot-cha-cha-cha. 1407 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,211 Let me tell you something, mister. 1408 01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:37,348 I been riding horses all my life. 1409 01:03:37,348 --> 01:03:40,350 I'm the man to ride this damn horse. 1410 01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:43,553 Why do you say that, Mr. Um... 1411 01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:45,488 Mr. Snake? 1412 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:49,291 One shot of this, he can win Indianapolis 500. 1413 01:03:49,291 --> 01:03:50,994 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 1414 01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,294 Eh! 1415 01:03:53,094 --> 01:03:54,430 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 1416 01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:56,765 Marv? 1417 01:03:56,765 --> 01:03:58,099 Marv? 1418 01:03:58,099 --> 01:04:00,168 Marv! 1419 01:04:02,102 --> 01:04:04,005 Great, Fred. He's perfect. 1420 01:04:04,005 --> 01:04:06,840 Let me do the rest of the interviews, 1421 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,041 all right? 1422 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:11,979 [Don] What makes you the man to ride me-- 1423 01:04:11,979 --> 01:04:14,814 I mean, to ride Don. 1424 01:04:14,814 --> 01:04:16,315 Ha ha ha! 1425 01:04:17,383 --> 01:04:21,119 'Cause I know how to handle these animals. 1426 01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:24,089 Well, what do you mean, Mike? 1427 01:04:24,089 --> 01:04:26,024 Well... 1428 01:04:26,024 --> 01:04:29,159 You got to be... 1429 01:04:30,861 --> 01:04:33,030 Tough on 'em. 1430 01:04:33,030 --> 01:04:36,834 You got to let 'em know who's... 1431 01:04:37,867 --> 01:04:39,535 Boss. 1432 01:04:39,535 --> 01:04:43,639 Some people think horses are wonderful animals. 1433 01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:45,440 Let me tell you... 1434 01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,442 They're the dumbest shits 1435 01:04:47,442 --> 01:04:50,611 god ever put on the face of this earth! 1436 01:04:50,611 --> 01:04:53,648 Hey, watch what you're saying, butthead. 1437 01:04:57,450 --> 01:04:59,753 What did you call me? 1438 01:04:59,753 --> 01:05:01,055 Nothing! 1439 01:05:01,055 --> 01:05:03,456 I called you a butthead, butthead. 1440 01:05:03,456 --> 01:05:06,325 What are you going to do, butthead? 1441 01:05:07,793 --> 01:05:09,129 Come on, wimp, 1442 01:05:09,129 --> 01:05:11,063 take a swing. I dare you. 1443 01:05:11,063 --> 01:05:12,831 [Crash] 1444 01:05:12,831 --> 01:05:14,265 Aah! 1445 01:05:15,466 --> 01:05:18,069 You got a really big mouth! 1446 01:05:18,069 --> 01:05:21,072 Are you trying to get me killed? 1447 01:05:21,072 --> 01:05:22,472 Who's next, Fred? 1448 01:05:22,472 --> 01:05:24,474 That's it. No one's next. 1449 01:05:24,474 --> 01:05:26,410 That was the last available jockey. 1450 01:05:26,410 --> 01:05:30,080 What are we going to do now? 1451 01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:32,248 I'll think of something. 1452 01:05:32,248 --> 01:05:36,184 Oh, no. What am I going to do? 1453 01:05:36,184 --> 01:05:39,055 I'll never win this thing. God help me. 1454 01:05:39,055 --> 01:05:40,655 [Bzz bzz] 1455 01:05:52,198 --> 01:05:54,867 Quit sniveling. Everything will be fine. 1456 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:57,770 Well, that's easy for-- is that you, lord? 1457 01:05:57,770 --> 01:06:00,940 No, you stupid son of a bitch. It's me. 1458 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:02,908 Dad, is that you? 1459 01:06:02,908 --> 01:06:04,241 Of course it's me. 1460 01:06:04,241 --> 01:06:07,344 So much for the glamour of reincarnation. 1461 01:06:07,344 --> 01:06:09,246 Dad, you're a horsefly. 1462 01:06:09,246 --> 01:06:11,382 Oh, I'm a horsefly! 1463 01:06:11,382 --> 01:06:13,383 Oh, I didn't notice! 1464 01:06:13,383 --> 01:06:15,986 That would explain the little wings, 1465 01:06:15,986 --> 01:06:17,987 why I've been buzzing around 1466 01:06:17,987 --> 01:06:19,789 piles of manure all day, 1467 01:06:19,789 --> 01:06:22,224 and leaving little fly shit droppings 1468 01:06:22,224 --> 01:06:23,358 wherever I go. 1469 01:06:23,358 --> 01:06:24,593 Thank you for solving 1470 01:06:24,593 --> 01:06:26,829 that mystery, Sherlock. 1471 01:06:26,829 --> 01:06:28,430 I got a real problem. 1472 01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:31,599 I don't stand a chance of beating those horses. 1473 01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:32,834 Why not? 1474 01:06:32,834 --> 01:06:34,869 They're all professional athletes. 1475 01:06:34,869 --> 01:06:38,039 I've always been more of a couch potato. 1476 01:06:38,039 --> 01:06:39,840 You can do it. 1477 01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:42,375 You're a horse, just like they are. 1478 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,443 You all have hoofs. 1479 01:06:44,443 --> 01:06:46,213 You all have legs. 1480 01:06:46,213 --> 01:06:48,247 But their legs work! 1481 01:06:48,247 --> 01:06:51,150 Son, you have something they don't have-- 1482 01:06:51,150 --> 01:06:52,550 a big mouth. 1483 01:06:52,550 --> 01:06:55,121 You can win this race! 1484 01:06:55,121 --> 01:06:56,387 You really think so? 1485 01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,356 Absolutely. 1486 01:06:58,356 --> 01:06:59,557 You're absolutely right. 1487 01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:01,458 I can win this race. 1488 01:07:01,458 --> 01:07:04,027 Who's going to run this race? 1489 01:07:04,027 --> 01:07:05,496 I am! 1490 01:07:05,496 --> 01:07:06,864 Who's going to win it? 1491 01:07:06,864 --> 01:07:08,098 I am! 1492 01:07:08,098 --> 01:07:09,900 That's the spirit! 1493 01:07:09,900 --> 01:07:10,833 No offense, 1494 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:13,268 but what's it like being a horsefly? 1495 01:07:13,268 --> 01:07:15,838 It sucks. 1496 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:30,283 We're just a short time away from the start 1497 01:07:30,283 --> 01:07:32,752 of the 75th El Segundo stakes. 1498 01:07:32,752 --> 01:07:33,620 Lord Kensington 1499 01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:35,555 is the 4-year-old champion, 1500 01:07:35,555 --> 01:07:38,158 a favorite to win today's race. 1501 01:07:38,158 --> 01:07:39,558 In the next stall, 1502 01:07:39,558 --> 01:07:41,760 the long shot, number 8. 1503 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,362 This is Don-- 1504 01:07:45,164 --> 01:07:46,165 Don? 1505 01:07:46,165 --> 01:07:47,765 Bill, is that right? 1506 01:07:47,765 --> 01:07:49,168 Just...don? 1507 01:07:49,168 --> 01:07:50,668 Give me a break. 1508 01:07:50,668 --> 01:07:53,004 Just forget about him, o.K.? 1509 01:07:53,004 --> 01:07:54,604 Yeah, right. 1510 01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:56,007 Right. 1511 01:07:56,007 --> 01:07:58,008 It's normal to be nervous. 1512 01:07:58,008 --> 01:07:59,409 Who's nervous? 1513 01:07:59,409 --> 01:08:01,011 Breathe deeply. 1514 01:08:01,011 --> 01:08:02,411 In through the nose... 1515 01:08:02,411 --> 01:08:04,014 Out through the mouth. 1516 01:08:04,014 --> 01:08:05,282 In through the nose... 1517 01:08:05,282 --> 01:08:06,549 [Coughing] 1518 01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:13,755 Ahem. 1519 01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:14,756 [Ding] 1520 01:08:14,756 --> 01:08:16,624 Whew! 1521 01:08:16,624 --> 01:08:18,625 Uhh! 1522 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,594 He's got to be cheating. 1523 01:08:21,795 --> 01:08:24,998 Jack, you better use that whole can. 1524 01:08:24,998 --> 01:08:26,599 Uhh! 1525 01:08:30,403 --> 01:08:33,005 What's this, some kind of joke? 1526 01:08:35,007 --> 01:08:36,608 Uhh! 1527 01:08:51,288 --> 01:08:53,556 Riders up! 1528 01:08:56,226 --> 01:08:58,427 When you break through the gate, 1529 01:08:58,427 --> 01:09:01,163 just try and stick to the rail. 1530 01:09:01,163 --> 01:09:03,298 O.k., um... Stick to the rail. 1531 01:09:03,298 --> 01:09:05,033 You riding that yourself? 1532 01:09:05,033 --> 01:09:06,567 That's right. 1533 01:09:06,567 --> 01:09:08,035 That figures. 1534 01:09:08,035 --> 01:09:10,037 This ought to be good. 1535 01:09:10,037 --> 01:09:11,438 By this time tomorrow, 1536 01:09:11,438 --> 01:09:14,040 you ought to be dog meat. 1537 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,442 Ha ha ha! 1538 01:09:15,442 --> 01:09:17,344 You look good, Fred. 1539 01:09:17,344 --> 01:09:19,045 Thanks. 1540 01:09:19,045 --> 01:09:20,512 Wait a minute! 1541 01:09:22,114 --> 01:09:23,482 This horse and me, 1542 01:09:23,482 --> 01:09:24,850 we're going out there, 1543 01:09:24,850 --> 01:09:27,852 and we're going to beat the odds. 1544 01:09:27,852 --> 01:09:30,855 'Cause I'm going to get you back 1545 01:09:30,855 --> 01:09:33,057 for everything you ever did 1546 01:09:33,057 --> 01:09:35,459 to me and my family. 1547 01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:36,460 Let me tell you something 1548 01:09:36,460 --> 01:09:38,862 about the little guy. 1549 01:09:38,862 --> 01:09:41,464 You can only push him around 1550 01:09:41,464 --> 01:09:44,467 until you back him in the corner. 1551 01:09:44,467 --> 01:09:45,868 Like the mighty Wolverine 1552 01:09:45,868 --> 01:09:49,872 who gnaws his leg off if caught in a trap, 1553 01:09:49,872 --> 01:09:53,575 I'm going to start gnawing my leg off. 1554 01:09:53,575 --> 01:09:57,979 My name is no longer Fred p... 1555 01:09:57,979 --> 01:10:00,315 What is my name? 1556 01:10:00,315 --> 01:10:01,316 My name is 1557 01:10:01,316 --> 01:10:04,584 Fred p. Wolverine chaney, 1558 01:10:04,584 --> 01:10:05,585 because justice 1559 01:10:05,585 --> 01:10:07,453 is finally going to be done. 1560 01:10:07,453 --> 01:10:08,554 The little guy 1561 01:10:08,554 --> 01:10:11,925 is finally going to whip your ass. 1562 01:10:13,026 --> 01:10:14,493 Aah! 1563 01:10:15,727 --> 01:10:18,030 The track's the other way. 1564 01:10:18,030 --> 01:10:19,497 [Horn blows] 1565 01:10:20,431 --> 01:10:22,034 I got it. 1566 01:10:24,468 --> 01:10:26,037 [Bugle blows] 1567 01:10:32,676 --> 01:10:34,644 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, 1568 01:10:34,644 --> 01:10:36,779 this is your track announcer. 1569 01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:38,781 If he wins this race, 1570 01:10:38,781 --> 01:10:43,319 I'll syndicate him for millions. 1571 01:10:43,319 --> 01:10:45,720 Number 1 is heavy rains, 1572 01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,789 from the long Meadow farms, 1573 01:10:47,789 --> 01:10:51,792 and ridden by ernestine esposito. 1574 01:10:51,792 --> 01:10:53,394 Number 2 is curiously, 1575 01:10:53,394 --> 01:10:55,862 ridden by Dennis riday. 1576 01:10:55,862 --> 01:10:58,464 Let him take an early lead 1577 01:10:58,464 --> 01:11:00,466 before you make your move. 1578 01:11:00,466 --> 01:11:02,468 Early lead? Make my move? 1579 01:11:02,468 --> 01:11:05,470 We'll be lucky if we don't get lost. 1580 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:07,306 Good luck, you guys. 1581 01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:10,141 Lord Kensington, from the Sawyer stable, 1582 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:12,143 [gasp] There he is! 1583 01:11:12,143 --> 01:11:13,711 God, he's beautiful. 1584 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,647 Honey, Jesus! 1585 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:18,248 ...ridden by Shelly boyle. 1586 01:11:19,783 --> 01:11:22,785 Number 8, out of pepperidge farm, 1587 01:11:22,785 --> 01:11:25,389 and ridden by Fred p. Chaney, 1588 01:11:25,389 --> 01:11:27,090 is...don? 1589 01:11:27,090 --> 01:11:28,091 Don? 1590 01:11:28,091 --> 01:11:29,459 Don? Don? 1591 01:11:29,459 --> 01:11:31,493 Don? Don? 1592 01:11:31,493 --> 01:11:34,796 The horses are at the post. 1593 01:11:34,796 --> 01:11:36,798 There you go. Whoa! 1594 01:11:36,798 --> 01:11:38,799 Whoa! 1595 01:11:38,799 --> 01:11:41,302 Whoa, boy. Ho, boy. 1596 01:11:41,302 --> 01:11:42,603 Whoa! 1597 01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:46,140 Lord Kensington is delaying the start. 1598 01:11:50,643 --> 01:11:53,046 Come on, where's your big plan? 1599 01:11:53,046 --> 01:11:55,382 I'm thinking. Get off my back. 1600 01:11:55,382 --> 01:11:57,783 You know what I mean. 1601 01:11:57,783 --> 01:12:00,618 Number 7! Number 7, over here! 1602 01:12:00,618 --> 01:12:03,389 Look into my eyes. 1603 01:12:03,389 --> 01:12:06,991 You look very tired to me, 1604 01:12:06,991 --> 01:12:08,792 very sleepy... 1605 01:12:08,792 --> 01:12:11,396 At the sound of the bell, 1606 01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:14,998 you'll turn into a mushroom. 1607 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,400 [Snoring] 1608 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,800 You are drifting 1609 01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:22,271 into a deep, deep sleep. 1610 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:23,705 Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry. 1611 01:12:23,705 --> 01:12:25,441 The horses are in the gate. 1612 01:12:25,441 --> 01:12:27,308 Here we go. 1613 01:12:27,308 --> 01:12:28,476 [Snoring] 1614 01:12:28,476 --> 01:12:29,778 Uhh! 1615 01:12:29,778 --> 01:12:32,147 The flag is up... 1616 01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,549 There they go! 1617 01:12:36,550 --> 01:12:38,485 [Snoring] 1618 01:12:38,485 --> 01:12:40,887 Heavy rains breaks on top, 1619 01:12:40,887 --> 01:12:42,322 followed by curiously, 1620 01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:44,290 never too early, and lord Kensington, 1621 01:12:44,290 --> 01:12:47,493 and trailing by four horses...Don. 1622 01:12:47,493 --> 01:12:48,494 Ohhh! 1623 01:12:48,494 --> 01:12:51,196 Hey, look! I'm running! 1624 01:12:51,196 --> 01:12:52,197 Pfft! 1625 01:12:52,197 --> 01:12:53,198 Aah! Pfft! 1626 01:12:57,469 --> 01:12:59,003 How are we doing? 1627 01:12:59,003 --> 01:13:01,704 Are you blind? We're losing, come on! 1628 01:13:01,704 --> 01:13:03,207 I got an idea. 1629 01:13:03,207 --> 01:13:07,576 How about we trade places and I ride you? 1630 01:13:07,576 --> 01:13:09,611 Hey, Pablo's pride, wait up! 1631 01:13:09,611 --> 01:13:10,813 Pablo's pride, 1632 01:13:10,813 --> 01:13:12,815 the immigration people are here. 1633 01:13:12,815 --> 01:13:15,417 They're waiting at the finish line. 1634 01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:17,086 They're checking green cards. 1635 01:13:19,421 --> 01:13:20,822 Yeah. Iimmigracion! 1636 01:13:20,822 --> 01:13:22,023 Iimmigracion! 1637 01:13:22,023 --> 01:13:23,491 Greena carda! 1638 01:13:23,491 --> 01:13:25,426 Ha ha ha! Greena carda! 1639 01:13:25,426 --> 01:13:27,094 Ha ha ha! 1640 01:13:27,094 --> 01:13:28,095 Ha ha! 1641 01:13:28,095 --> 01:13:30,397 Yeahhhh! 1642 01:13:30,397 --> 01:13:32,532 Pablo's pride has slowed. 1643 01:13:32,532 --> 01:13:34,733 Now he's turning around. 1644 01:13:34,733 --> 01:13:37,069 Pfft! Whoa! 1645 01:13:37,069 --> 01:13:40,139 I'm warning you, Fred, stop kicking me! 1646 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,375 Hey, fellas, wait up! 1647 01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:45,543 Wait up, will you? 1648 01:13:45,543 --> 01:13:47,479 Move over. 1649 01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:48,979 Oh, boy! 1650 01:13:48,979 --> 01:13:51,915 What a beautiful day for a race, huh? 1651 01:13:51,915 --> 01:13:53,550 Whoo! I'm telling you, 1652 01:13:53,550 --> 01:13:56,553 you guys are doing terrific out here. 1653 01:13:56,553 --> 01:13:58,355 Did you hear the news? 1654 01:13:58,355 --> 01:14:01,557 The acme mucilage people are in the stands. 1655 01:14:01,557 --> 01:14:03,792 They're buying all the winners. 1656 01:14:05,927 --> 01:14:08,997 Mucilage. You know, glue. 1657 01:14:14,603 --> 01:14:17,204 This is easier than I thought. 1658 01:14:17,204 --> 01:14:19,573 Hey, Lindbergh, quit flapping your wings 1659 01:14:19,573 --> 01:14:22,142 or we're going to take off. 1660 01:14:22,142 --> 01:14:23,577 Come on, Don! 1661 01:14:23,577 --> 01:14:25,378 Come on! 1662 01:14:27,580 --> 01:14:29,047 Around the clubhouse turn, 1663 01:14:29,047 --> 01:14:33,218 lord Kensington is coming up fast on the inside. 1664 01:14:33,218 --> 01:14:34,286 He's making his move. 1665 01:14:34,286 --> 01:14:36,888 ...heavy rains, he's taken the lead. 1666 01:14:36,888 --> 01:14:39,557 And narrowing the gap is...Don. 1667 01:14:39,557 --> 01:14:42,692 I think I just ate some poop. 1668 01:14:42,692 --> 01:14:44,262 Whip his ass, Mickey. 1669 01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:48,131 I think I can, I think I can. 1670 01:14:48,131 --> 01:14:51,334 I thought I could, I thought I could... 1671 01:14:52,935 --> 01:14:56,572 I haven't run a mile since high school. Ohh! 1672 01:14:56,572 --> 01:14:57,805 I'm dying here. 1673 01:14:57,805 --> 01:14:59,308 Yeah, me, too. 1674 01:14:59,308 --> 01:15:01,242 Hey, lard ass, 1675 01:15:01,242 --> 01:15:03,311 get that piece of shit outta my way! 1676 01:15:03,311 --> 01:15:04,512 What did you say? 1677 01:15:04,512 --> 01:15:05,647 You heard me. 1678 01:15:05,647 --> 01:15:06,780 Get that piece of shit out of my way. 1679 01:15:06,780 --> 01:15:08,248 That's not very polite. 1680 01:15:08,248 --> 01:15:10,751 That's not even being a good sport. 1681 01:15:10,751 --> 01:15:11,985 When you say something like that, 1682 01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:14,820 I just want to rip your god damned arm off 1683 01:15:14,820 --> 01:15:16,856 and feed it to that stupid horse! 1684 01:15:16,856 --> 01:15:19,125 Now, get outta my way! 1685 01:15:19,125 --> 01:15:22,194 Ha ha! That's tellin' 'em, Fred. 1686 01:15:22,194 --> 01:15:24,597 Curiously is veering to the outside. 1687 01:15:24,597 --> 01:15:25,897 He's pulling off! 1688 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,865 Hey, heavy rains! 1689 01:15:27,865 --> 01:15:30,468 Here's a good one for you. 1690 01:15:30,468 --> 01:15:33,470 What do you get when you got 1691 01:15:33,470 --> 01:15:36,873 12 donkeys on your front lawn? 1692 01:15:36,873 --> 01:15:39,142 Fertilizer. Ha ha ha ha! 1693 01:15:39,142 --> 01:15:42,412 Heavy rains is pulling up. 1694 01:15:42,412 --> 01:15:43,946 But wait a minute. 1695 01:15:43,946 --> 01:15:47,684 Here comes Pablo's pride in the wrong direction! 1696 01:15:47,684 --> 01:15:49,750 You pygmy son of a bitch... 1697 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:51,153 He's going to do it! 1698 01:15:51,153 --> 01:15:53,622 Of course. He's a champion. 1699 01:15:53,622 --> 01:15:57,158 Fred, i-- I can't make it. 1700 01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:59,660 Talk to me like that old guy in rocky. 1701 01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:03,230 Do it for the American way of life. 1702 01:16:03,230 --> 01:16:06,566 You can do better than that. 1703 01:16:06,566 --> 01:16:10,135 O.k. Do this for your mom and dad. 1704 01:16:10,135 --> 01:16:13,172 Yeah, right. For my mom and dad. 1705 01:16:13,172 --> 01:16:14,373 I told you! 1706 01:16:14,373 --> 01:16:15,773 I don't believe it! 1707 01:16:15,773 --> 01:16:18,176 Turning for home is lord Kensington, 1708 01:16:18,176 --> 01:16:21,379 but making up ground rapidly is Don! 1709 01:16:21,379 --> 01:16:22,647 Don? Don? Don? 1710 01:16:22,647 --> 01:16:25,115 What the hell is this? 1711 01:16:25,115 --> 01:16:26,651 Into the home stretch, 1712 01:16:26,651 --> 01:16:27,951 it's lord Kensington. 1713 01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:28,952 But here comes Don! 1714 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:31,020 Woo woo woo woo! 1715 01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,188 Do it for hot dogs! 1716 01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:34,590 Do it for Mary Tyler Moore! 1717 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,660 This sentimental stuff just ain't working for me. 1718 01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:38,994 Do it for satin doll! 1719 01:16:38,994 --> 01:16:41,731 Yeah! Yeah, right! Keep talking! 1720 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,198 You win this thing, 1721 01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:45,300 I'll have your teeth capped. 1722 01:16:45,300 --> 01:16:48,670 Cosmetically bonded? Like a TV anchorperson? 1723 01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:50,404 Yeah! The whole 9 yards! 1724 01:16:50,404 --> 01:16:52,539 Now, come on! Go! 1725 01:16:52,539 --> 01:16:54,541 Yee hah! 1726 01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:58,378 Ohhhh! 1727 01:17:02,682 --> 01:17:04,717 Yes! Yes! 1728 01:17:04,717 --> 01:17:06,784 Come on, baby, go. 1729 01:17:06,784 --> 01:17:09,820 What do you get when you have 1730 01:17:09,820 --> 01:17:12,023 20 donkeys on your lawn? 1731 01:17:14,091 --> 01:17:16,193 He's going to do it! 1732 01:17:16,193 --> 01:17:17,461 Come on! 1733 01:17:17,461 --> 01:17:19,262 Move it, lord! 1734 01:17:19,262 --> 01:17:21,264 Refugee from a glue factory! 1735 01:17:21,264 --> 01:17:23,832 Get that piece of road kill 1736 01:17:23,832 --> 01:17:25,335 out of my way! 1737 01:17:25,335 --> 01:17:28,470 Hey, Kensington, you can't win this race. 1738 01:17:28,470 --> 01:17:31,173 And you know why? 1739 01:17:31,173 --> 01:17:32,441 Come on! 1740 01:17:32,441 --> 01:17:34,409 Come on, baby. 1741 01:17:34,409 --> 01:17:36,611 Huh? Do you know why? 1742 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,246 Yes! 1743 01:17:38,246 --> 01:17:42,015 You stupid animal! Do you know why? 1744 01:17:42,015 --> 01:17:43,650 Come on, mama! 1745 01:17:43,650 --> 01:17:47,287 I'll tell you why. Because, uh... 1746 01:17:47,287 --> 01:17:49,723 Because, uh... Because, uh... 1747 01:17:49,723 --> 01:17:51,424 Do it! Come on! 1748 01:17:51,424 --> 01:17:52,857 ♪ Because of the wonderful things I've done ♪ 1749 01:17:52,857 --> 01:17:54,193 ♪ da doodley doodley doo ♪♪ 1750 01:17:54,193 --> 01:17:54,993 Yes! 1751 01:17:54,993 --> 01:17:57,462 Woo woo woo woo woo! 1752 01:17:57,462 --> 01:17:58,830 Huh? Huh? 1753 01:17:58,830 --> 01:18:01,733 Why, mother, I'm cured. Knyuk knyuk. 1754 01:18:01,733 --> 01:18:03,535 Yes! I told you! 1755 01:18:03,535 --> 01:18:04,803 Ladies and gentlemen, 1756 01:18:04,803 --> 01:18:08,672 please hold all tickets. We have a photo finish. 1757 01:18:08,672 --> 01:18:10,840 Let's get to the winner's circle. 1758 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:13,443 We don't know if we won. 1759 01:18:13,443 --> 01:18:14,610 This is great! 1760 01:18:16,579 --> 01:18:18,947 What's this? 1761 01:18:22,017 --> 01:18:25,086 Those are the horse's front teeth. 1762 01:18:25,086 --> 01:18:26,987 What? Give me that. 1763 01:18:28,824 --> 01:18:31,592 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? 1764 01:18:31,592 --> 01:18:36,196 The result of the 7th race of the El Segundo stakes 1765 01:18:36,196 --> 01:18:37,597 has been declared official. 1766 01:18:37,597 --> 01:18:40,800 The winner, by an incisor, is Don! 1767 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:41,768 Ohh! 1768 01:18:41,768 --> 01:18:43,536 We won! We won! 1769 01:18:43,536 --> 01:18:44,771 You lost the race! 1770 01:18:44,771 --> 01:18:46,171 You lost our horses! 1771 01:18:46,171 --> 01:18:48,173 You lost my satin doll! 1772 01:18:48,173 --> 01:18:50,241 Shut up! Let me think! 1773 01:18:50,241 --> 01:18:53,177 I bet a hundred bucks on Don. 1774 01:18:53,177 --> 01:18:56,146 I just won 20 grand. 1775 01:18:56,146 --> 01:18:58,081 Congratulations, Osborne. You're fired. 1776 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:00,384 Fred, over here! 1777 01:19:00,384 --> 01:19:01,718 Smile, please. 1778 01:19:01,718 --> 01:19:03,653 Smile. 1779 01:19:03,653 --> 01:19:06,055 How does it feel to win? 1780 01:19:06,055 --> 01:19:07,724 Couple more, Fred. 1781 01:19:07,724 --> 01:19:09,058 Freddy! 1782 01:19:09,058 --> 01:19:10,726 Freddy, boy! 1783 01:19:10,726 --> 01:19:12,260 Fred, son! 1784 01:19:12,260 --> 01:19:14,129 You did it! Congratulations! 1785 01:19:14,129 --> 01:19:16,531 You're not going to hold me 1786 01:19:16,531 --> 01:19:19,734 to that silly bet now, are you, pal? 1787 01:19:19,734 --> 01:19:22,771 Partner? Son? 1788 01:19:22,771 --> 01:19:25,272 I think I am... 1789 01:19:25,272 --> 01:19:26,106 Dad! 1790 01:19:26,106 --> 01:19:28,509 Happy trails, Walter. 1791 01:19:28,509 --> 01:19:30,376 Ha ha ha! 1792 01:19:30,376 --> 01:19:32,845 Ha ha ha ha! 1793 01:19:32,845 --> 01:19:36,214 Ohh! What awful breath! 1794 01:19:36,214 --> 01:19:39,217 Must be the second worst smelling breath 1795 01:19:39,217 --> 01:19:41,820 I've ever had in this office. 1796 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:43,220 Oh, that's good. 1797 01:19:43,220 --> 01:19:46,223 I have horse saliva all over my hands. 1798 01:19:46,223 --> 01:19:49,092 Keep the tongue still a second. 1799 01:19:54,330 --> 01:19:57,767 What do you think of this, Mr. Horse? 1800 01:19:57,767 --> 01:20:01,236 Oh, yeah! Yeah! Hey, thanks, doc! 1801 01:20:01,236 --> 01:20:03,338 Now I'm perfect! Ha ha! 1802 01:20:03,338 --> 01:20:05,139 O.k. No problem at all. 1803 01:20:05,139 --> 01:20:06,642 If there's any irritation, 1804 01:20:06,642 --> 01:20:10,445 rinse with salt water and put on a compress. 1805 01:20:10,445 --> 01:20:12,280 I don't thi-- 1806 01:20:12,280 --> 01:20:13,815 bee a ba Dee a ba Dee that's all folks! 1807 01:20:13,815 --> 01:20:15,415 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1808 01:20:17,617 --> 01:20:20,887 Captioning made possible by Warner Bros. 1809 01:20:20,887 --> 01:20:24,223 Captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc. 117468

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