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- That's a little scary.
- Stop tying to wear me out.
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I think -You know, you have a real hang-up
with the term "stalker. "
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No, I just fail to see how you showing up
at my museum everyday...
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for, like, two weeks
makes me the stalker...
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when clearly it makes you
the stalker.
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The most important thing to remember here-
Hand, please.
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These past two months...
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have really, truly been
the happiest two months...
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of your life.
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- I love you.
- Love you too.
- There you go.
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W- Wait. Excuse me.
Son of a bitch.
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I keep telling this guy no olives...
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and he keeps bringing me olives,
and that's a problem because-
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- You hate olives.
- I hate olives! I hate olives.
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Don't move. I'm on it.
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There. Crisis averted.
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You know, usually I would be
completely disgusted...
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with someone sticking their fingers
into my drink, but with you, not so much.
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In fact, it, uh- Mmm.
It adds a certain Melinda "zestiness" to it.
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Well, we make a good team.
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Yes, we do.
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Well, I am going to go powder my nose.
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Oh. Do me a favor-
If the waiter comes back...
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would you make sure
there are no olives in my cake?
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I like that.
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Spence! Spence.
All right, man, it's time.
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- Time for what?
- It's time for me to get engaged.
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You were gonna put this
in her sundae, remember?
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Oh, yeah. Right. Nice rock.
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Oh. Thanks.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh. Sorry. It was packed.
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I just had to fight for a mirror.
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Here we are.
A sundae for the gentleman.
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And chocolate cake for the lady.
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Actually, I think that she had
the sundae and I had the cake.
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Oh, okay, yeah. Got it.
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Mmm.
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So, Mel...
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I'm glad you stalked me...
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Cause, Um...
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I never met anyone
like you before...
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and I, uh- I know that...
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we've only been dating
a little while, but...
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I just feel like
I have known you my-
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my-my whole- my whole life.
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Are you chewing that?
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Oh, my God! Praise Jesus!
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Praise Jesus! Oh, Calvin!
I knew you�d do it.
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Excuse me one second. Just wanna take that-
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Just a little quick
search for something.
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All right. Be right back.
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- I'm calling Mama.
- Hi. Hi.
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- I'm sorry. I think there's been a mistake.
- Mama!
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I'm getting married, Mama.
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Ma'am? Ma'am? Pardon me. Pardon me.
That's my ring.
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Hang on, Mama.
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May I help you?
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Yes.
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I'm so sorry,
but I think the waiter...
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mistakenly brought you
the wrong sundae.
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You see, that-that's
my grandmother's ring.
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I think you better go sit over there
before my fianc� here...
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"whups" your ass.
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Okay, how about
I buy both of your dinners?
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Good? Yes. Except I'm gonna
need that back though, so-
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- Ow!
- Okay, baby, "whup" his ass!
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- Uh, baby, the thing is-
- The thing is...
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I haven't waited 17 years
on your sorry ass...
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to let this white shadow
come and spoil my engagement.
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It's either you whup his ass,
Calvin...
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or I'll whup yours.
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Yeah.
You need to go now.
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- Right.
- Mama? Yes!
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Um, how about-
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It's beautiful.
Thief_ Help!
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Give me my ring!
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Well, this wasn't exactly
what I had planned.
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Look. I know we haven't
been together long...
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but you know when
something just feels right...
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and you don't want
that feeling to end?
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Okay, Romeo, save it
for your cell mate.
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Whoa. Clancy.
Give the kid a minute.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Long story short.
I love you.
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- I love you.
- Will, uh-
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Will you, uh-
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- Will you marry me?
- Yes, I will marry you.
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Okay. Congrats and all that.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.
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I'm gonna go now.
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Dude, are you fuckin' with me?
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"Congratulations" might be the more
appropriate response here, Derek.
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You've only dated her
for two months.
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I've had this cold sore
longer than that.
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This coming from a guy
who's been married three times.
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Have you learned nothing
from me, man?
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I am a cautionary tale.
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I am Jesus.
I have suffered for your sins.
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Please let that be a fart.
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Yeah, baby! Suck it, losers.
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Ooh!
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Okay. That was definitely
not a fart.
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You know, I think that "bitch" is feeding this
thing Indian food just to screw with me.
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Yeah, you did a poop.
Yeah.
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Any of you need changing?
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Hey, where's, uh-
Where's Seth? He's up.
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He's looking for a ball. Didn't have time
to stop at home and get his.
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We're in a bowling alley.
How hard is it to find a ball?
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All right! I'll take it!
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Sorry, fellas.
I'm on the D.L. tonight.
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I don't think there's a disabled list
for rec league bowling, buddy.
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Ron, how can you abandon me
with these two losers?
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I'm not abandoning anybody.
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Just 'cause I'm getting married doesn't mean
I'm not gonna be here for bowling night...
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or fishing weekend or Jason�s
biannual "porno palooza. "
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You know, nothing's gonna change.
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Yeah. Well, that's what I thought.
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Now if you�ll excuse me,
I gotta get little shit machine...
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back to his gold-digging
whore of a mother, huh?
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Hey, don't forget your ball.
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I was talking with the mayor...
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and I put a bug in his ear about having
the reception at the opera house.
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You know, Mom, we were thinking
of having a small, simple wedding.
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Honestly, Melinda.
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We're not Amish.
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I'll get it.
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Oh, my little sister's engaged!
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Hi, beautiful.
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- Hi, Todd.
- Sorry. I can't hear.
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He's always working.
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Let me ask you something.
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Is it wrong to want
to tap sister-in-law ass?
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Right. Oh. I gotta go.
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Honey.
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- Yes?
- Does this remind you of when we got engaged?
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- How could I forget?
- Let's go on a second honeymoon.
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Someplace romantic.
Maybe make a baby.
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Hey, there's your dad.
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Hey. Abe.
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Did you hear the one about the horny jockey
and the Venezuelan stable boy?
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No, but I think I like it already.
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It's delicious.
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Hi, guys.
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Speak English, huh?
English!
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Look, go watch some TV, huh?
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- They're so cute.
- Sorry about that.
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They're from the second marriage.
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The ex only lets them speak to me
in Mandarin, the hairy ass crack.
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- Yeah.
- Anyway
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- Congratulations.
- Oh. Thank you.
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- Here.
- Oh. Sure. Uh-
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Okay.
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Oh!
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How's my baby?
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My mother's killing me
with wedding crap.
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- Mmm.
- I seriously don�t think I can take another year of this.
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Mmm. Well, we could
just elope, of course.
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Then she'd kill both of us.
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What are you doing?
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You.
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- Mmm! Baby, we're in the panty.
- Oh! That's a good point.
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What are you doing?
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- Oh, my God.
- # Sex elevator# Ding.
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You are so stupid.
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Hey. Would it kill you
to buy some groceries, man?
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Yeah, if the Mystics would
cover the goddamn spread, I could.
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The Mystics?
You're bettin' on the W.N.B.A.?
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Mm-hmm. Well, hello.
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Hi. I'm-I�m Judith.
I- I work with Mel.
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Oh, hey, Judith.
I�m Jason.
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I'm, uh, Ron's best friend-
since childhood.
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Yeah. And this is Seth,
his college roommate.
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And that's Derek.
Used to be his boss. Yeah.
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- Are you all in finance?
- Actually, I'm in consumer products testing.
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- Derek, do you still work with Ron?
- No. I, uh-
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I left that company a while back...
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but, uh, I'm still
in finance, you know.
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I'm telling you, man, she had a pine tree
air freshener in her underpants. Gotta go.
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- What do you do?
- I am in the advertising game.
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- Yeah.
- Advertising?
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- Mm-hmm.
- That sounds exciting.
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It is. Yeah, it is.
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You know, Judith, you're a friend
of Mel's and I'm a friend of Ron's...
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so I'm thinkin'
we should get together.
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You know, maybe-
maybe grab a pizza, fuck.
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No? You don't like pizza?
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Seriously, who doesn't like pizza?
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Hey, uh, everyone?
Everyone, um-
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I don't know how to say this, but...
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Mel and I simply could not come to
an agreement on our wedding colors...
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so we are breaking up.
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Very sorry.
Everyone drive safe.
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Yes! Welcome back, buddy.
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He was kid- He was kidding.
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Sorry, Mel.
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It's okay.
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Anyway, uh, two short months ago...
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I wandered into the Cleveland Museum
of Modern Art.
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I was, of course, lost,
um, but then...
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I laid eyes on the best exhibit
in the whole joint- Mel.
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Uh, no, I know that two months
is an awfully short time to get engaged...
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but, to be honest with you,
I was ready to propose on that first day.
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So needless to say...
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when Mel proposed, I said yes.
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I didn't want to give her time...
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to change her mind,
so we have set a date.
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On May 31, one month from today...
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you are all invited
to our open bar-
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- Which will also feature
a wedding, but, you know-
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All right, let's get drunk.
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Hey, uh, Derek?
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Why is your kid dropping a deuce
in that plant?
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Jesus! Stop it! Bah! Bah!
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Mmm.
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Now, Abe, I've taken a look at the numbers
for last quarters.
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I think we�ve got some dead weight.
Here, look.
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Take a look at this.
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- Hey, hey, fellas.
- Ron, come in.
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- Abe, you're a whiskey man, is that right?
- Absolutely.
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All right, I got
something here for you.
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What have we got here?
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Mmm.
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Oh, that's nice.
What is this?
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Jameson's 30-year Private Reserve.
227
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I'm half Irish, so I gotta support the motherland.
I brought you a bottle.
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You're Irish?
My mother's from Galway.
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Geez, it's gonna be great to get some
more Irish blood in the family here.
230
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You know, Todd here is English,
but we try not to think about that.
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- You like Cubans?
- Uh, yes.
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- Thank you.
- From what I understand, Ron...
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you're a, uh-you're a numbers man.
234
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Yes, sir.
I'm a financial consultant.
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I started out as a numbers man.
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In fact, Ron, you remind me a lot of myself
when I was a young man.
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We can always use more numbers men
in the company.
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You know, it's overrun now with
too many goddamn lawyers.
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No offense, Todd.
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After all, it is a family business.
241
00:15:36,148 --> 00:15:38,483
Well, uh, thank you, sir.
It's a very generous offer.
242
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:40,612
No, no, no. Abe.
You call me Abe.
243
00:15:40,686 --> 00:15:43,747
Looks like you need a refill.
Todd!
244
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,190
- Yes, sir?
- Let's go find that bottle of yours, huh?
245
00:15:46,257 --> 00:15:48,490
Take care of that, would you?
246
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,466
So, Ron, have you heard the one about the
horny jockey and the Venezuelan stable boy?
247
00:15:52,532 --> 00:15:55,935
No, but it sounds painful.
248
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:59,263
It's been a great
couple of months...
249
00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:02,504
and I can honestly say
that you are the best two interns...
250
00:16:02,574 --> 00:16:05,169
we have ever had here.
251
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:07,542
Unfortunately, we can only
hire one of you.
252
00:16:07,610 --> 00:16:11,278
So... let the best intern win!
253
00:16:18,555 --> 00:16:21,550
Get in there, Maxie!
Get in there!
254
00:16:23,961 --> 00:16:26,558
Get angry! Get angry!
255
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,893
Oh, that's not good.
256
00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:34,532
- Y'ello.
- Ronny, it's Todd.
257
00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:37,236
Oh, hey, Todd.
What-What's goin' on?
258
00:16:37,308 --> 00:16:41,075
Oh, just a little thing called your bachelor party.
So what's the game plan?
259
00:16:41,142 --> 00:16:43,170
I, uh, don't know.
260
00:16:43,245 --> 00:16:46,878
My buddies are big fans
of Two-for-Tuesday" lap dances at Spanky's.
261
00:16:46,949 --> 00:16:49,045
Listen, Ron,
this is your last hurrah.
262
00:16:49,119 --> 00:16:51,316
We gotta do this thing in style.
263
00:16:51,387 --> 00:16:53,983
Thinkin' we fly somewhere warm, hmm?
264
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:58,087
Where the drinks have umbrellas,
the hotels are five stars...
265
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,596
the vagina flows like water-
266
00:17:00,662 --> 00:17:02,895
Sweet, sticky water.
267
00:17:02,965 --> 00:17:08,032
Wow. That sounds great, but some
of the guys are on tight budgets.
268
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:10,096
That's what
the company card's for, right?
269
00:17:10,171 --> 00:17:14,010
I mean, like Abe said,
this is a family business.
270
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:18,174
Look, that is very generous of you,
but I can't let you pay for all that.
271
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,912
Look, I'm really happy
that you�re marrying Mel.
272
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,714
I mean, I always wanted a brother...
273
00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:29,019
but unfortunately my mother
died when I was pretty young.
274
00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:32,061
Look, I know we're
not blood or anything...
275
00:17:32,125 --> 00:17:35,463
but, look, I would be honoured
if you would let me...
276
00:17:35,530 --> 00:17:38,400
throw my new brother
his bachelor party.
277
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,699
Well- Of course, Todd.
Yeah. Absolutely.
278
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,761
Awesome.
279
00:17:43,837 --> 00:17:47,470
Now listen, you probably
want to get some sleep, bro-ham...
280
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:50,571
'cause you�re gonna need it.
281
00:17:50,644 --> 00:17:53,410
Wow, Todd, I-
I'm so sorry about your mom.
282
00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:55,780
I never knew.
283
00:17:55,848 --> 00:17:58,081
Billy, are you fucking retarded?
284
00:17:58,150 --> 00:18:00,213
She's not dead.
She's in Phoenix...
285
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:04,055
with her second husband
and her third set of tits.
286
00:18:04,122 --> 00:18:06,856
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah. Yeah, you are.
287
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:10,593
Now, look.
288
00:18:10,662 --> 00:18:13,431
I need recon on this guy.
Ron Simmons.
289
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,063
I wanna know everything about him-
every little detail.
290
00:18:17,135 --> 00:18:21,132
Every man has his weakness, Billy,
and I wanna know his.
291
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:26,615
The old man's steppin' down soon.
I'm next in line.
292
00:18:26,677 --> 00:18:30,083
I haven't been sleeping with this cow
of a daughter for the last three years...
293
00:18:30,148 --> 00:18:33,849
just so Daddy's little favourite
can come in and take it from me.
294
00:18:33,919 --> 00:18:35,947
Uh-uh.
295
00:18:36,022 --> 00:18:39,459
Mmm. Sadly, Billy...
296
00:18:39,523 --> 00:18:43,191
I just don't think this little union's
gonna make it to the altar.
297
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:45,288
Mmm.
298
00:18:45,497 --> 00:18:48,595
Let's go! I'm still sober.
299
00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:52,160
Come on, man. The chicks in South Beach
aren't gonna fuck themselves.
300
00:18:53,938 --> 00:18:57,844
- Hey, Mel.
- Hey, boys.
301
00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:02,349
I love you, baby doll.
See you soon. Mmm.
302
00:19:02,411 --> 00:19:04,849
Hey- Oh!
What's that for?
303
00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:07,716
Well, you gotta buy
the groom a lap dance.
304
00:19:07,784 --> 00:19:10,449
Pick a hottie.
305
00:19:10,521 --> 00:19:13,460
See? That's why I'm marrying you.
306
00:19:14,790 --> 00:19:16,784
Oh, shit.
307
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,296
It's my first wife. Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!
308
00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:24,237
- Love you.
- Go, go, go. Come on, go!
309
00:19:36,547 --> 00:19:38,572
Nice try, asshole.
310
00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:41,381
It's your weekend with your son.
Remember?
311
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,751
Hey, it's Ron's bachelor party.
312
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:47,259
That is your problem,
shit for brains.
313
00:19:48,391 --> 00:19:50,416
Ron, congratulations.
314
00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:52,725
Oh! Marriage is a beautiful thing...
315
00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:54,992
and I am so very happy for you.
316
00:19:55,064 --> 00:19:57,728
Ass wipe.
317
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,961
Thanks, Irene.
318
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,538
I'm sorry you�re not gonna be able
to make it. That sucks.
319
00:20:05,607 --> 00:20:07,577
Get in the van, Ron.
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
320
00:20:09,845 --> 00:20:13,338
All right, I'm goin', okay?
My life knows no joy.
321
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:18,118
All I know is work and alimony payments
and babysitting.
322
00:20:18,186 --> 00:20:20,349
So if you think I'm missing out
on a weekend...
323
00:20:20,421 --> 00:20:22,916
of drunken debauchery,
you're sadly mistaken.
324
00:20:22,991 --> 00:20:26,952
Well, he can't come with.
This is a bachelor party, not Romper Room.
325
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,558
- Ron?
- Ron?
326
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:34,595
Ron?
327
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:39,369
Wait a minute. This?
328
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,640
This is your future
father-in-law's plane, man?
329
00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:45,079
Way to go, Federline.
330
00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:48,548
- And this Todd guy, he's gonna pay for the whole weekend?
- Yeah, I guess so.
331
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:51,451
Sounds gay to me, man.
332
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,545
Yeah, we don't have
to put out, do we?
333
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,082
Yeah, I'm not sleepin'
with your brother-in-law, Ron.
334
00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:04,892
What a douche.
335
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,196
My niggas!
336
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,572
Huh? What about this?
337
00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:15,940
So, uh, guys, this is Todd.
Todd, the guys.
338
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:18,808
Gentlemen. Let's do this.
339
00:21:18,877 --> 00:21:21,441
- Nice sweater. I guess purple's coming back.
- Shotgun.
340
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,416
Whoa. What's with the kid?
341
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:28,719
- Oh, don't worry. He's the mature one.
- Perfect.
342
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:35,855
- Uh-
- Oh, man.
343
00:21:37,594 --> 00:21:41,467
- What? What?
- Okay, okay, listen, guys.
344
00:21:41,532 --> 00:21:44,528
Take your sea-
Why don�t you have any pants on?
345
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,630
What, this is a private plane, right?
346
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,764
Theme�s my privates.
347
00:21:48,838 --> 00:21:50,832
Eww.
348
00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:53,003
Anyway, look. Couple off light attendants
are gonna come out.
349
00:21:53,076 --> 00:21:55,104
Go over some safety precautions.
It's not a big deal.
350
00:21:55,179 --> 00:21:57,446
- Great.
- Oh, ladies?
351
00:21:59,716 --> 00:22:03,053
- Hello, boys. I'm Mandy.
- And I'm Sandy.
352
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,853
And I'm in the upright
and locked position.
353
00:22:05,923 --> 00:22:08,121
Yeah!
354
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,459
We'll be serving you
all the way to sunny Florida.
355
00:22:10,526 --> 00:22:14,160
And I got two million
airline miles. Yeah!
356
00:22:14,231 --> 00:22:17,066
Hey, Derek. Offspring.
357
00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:20,471
Aw, geez. Hold on.
358
00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,563
Come on, "Melvoid. "
Let's go.
359
00:22:22,638 --> 00:22:24,699
Dad, it's Tommy, dumb ass.
360
00:22:24,773 --> 00:22:26,801
Go see Captain Larry in the cockpit.
361
00:22:26,876 --> 00:22:28,869
- I don't wanna go to the cockpit.
- Captain Larry.
362
00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:32,316
Don't forget to wipe your ass.
363
00:22:32,382 --> 00:22:34,475
In the event of a water landing...
364
00:22:34,549 --> 00:22:37,181
you will find several
flotation devices...
365
00:22:37,253 --> 00:22:39,246
on board the aircraft.
366
00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:45,653
Talk to me, Billy.
367
00:22:45,729 --> 00:22:50,101
I've checked you into the suite and
made sure the bar is fully stocked.
368
00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:53,535
- What about decorations for the room?
- I'm taking care of that now.
369
00:23:05,946 --> 00:23:09,319
Guys, come on. Let me out.
370
00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:15,117
Oh.
371
00:23:19,294 --> 00:23:22,264
You, sir, know how to travel.
372
00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:26,091
Well, nothing is too good
for my new bro.
373
00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,262
- All right.
- Mmm.
374
00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:33,635
Speakin' of which, have you ever
had two girls at once?
375
00:23:33,706 --> 00:23:37,977
Uh, actually, sadly, no.
But, uh, have you?
376
00:23:38,044 --> 00:23:40,207
Of course, or else
I wouldn't be married.
377
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,780
Listen. I cannot let my new brother get
married till he has had a hat trick...
378
00:23:44,852 --> 00:23:49,053
and I happen to have it
on very good authority...
379
00:23:49,122 --> 00:23:53,586
that Sandy and Mandy are,
mmm, morally flexible.
380
00:23:53,659 --> 00:23:55,926
And I love that about them.
381
00:23:55,995 --> 00:23:58,261
I do, but, u_
382
00:23:58,330 --> 00:24:00,324
I don't know,
I think this weekend...
383
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,427
I just wanna hang out
with you guys...
384
00:24:02,501 --> 00:24:04,495
and get drunk
and maybe crap my pants.
385
00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:09,237
- You know. I'm a traditionalist.
- Okay. You know what?
386
00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:11,939
I'm gonna let this little Boy Scout routine
fly for right now.
387
00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:14,140
Let me tell you something.
388
00:24:14,212 --> 00:24:17,984
My motto in business and in life...
389
00:24:18,051 --> 00:24:20,417
is "balls to the wall. "
390
00:24:20,484 --> 00:24:23,115
Now, the mark
of a good bachelor party...
391
00:24:23,187 --> 00:24:26,251
is the bachelor
getting laid early and often.
392
00:24:26,325 --> 00:24:30,060
And the Todd only throws
the best bachelor parties.
393
00:24:35,232 --> 00:24:37,636
Ladies, do your worst.
394
00:24:37,702 --> 00:24:41,142
Guys, I'm-I'm fine. I really don�t
want a lap dance now. I'm fine.
395
00:24:41,206 --> 00:24:43,301
Whoa.
396
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,869
Wait. Can I just-A little Purell first?
Like, two-two squirts, please?
397
00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:49,882
Shut it, germ boy.
398
00:24:53,017 --> 00:24:54,452
Oh, dear God!
399
00:25:06,597 --> 00:25:10,296
- Bye.
- Okay. All right.
400
00:25:10,366 --> 00:25:12,337
Thank you, ladies.
401
00:25:12,402 --> 00:25:16,308
Yeah!
Drained it.
402
00:25:16,374 --> 00:25:19,209
See you on the Internet.
403
00:25:19,276 --> 00:25:21,301
See you on the way back.
404
00:25:21,377 --> 00:25:23,712
See ya. Thanks. Whoa.
405
00:25:38,593 --> 00:25:41,192
- All right?
- Way to go.
406
00:25:41,264 --> 00:25:44,757
One minute in Miami and
two broken arms. That's our Seth.
407
00:25:44,832 --> 00:25:48,203
All right, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, listen up. This is Billy.
408
00:25:48,269 --> 00:25:51,435
He's gonna be helping us out
with the, uh, festivities this weekend.
409
00:25:51,507 --> 00:25:53,534
- What's up?
- Let's check it out.
410
00:25:53,609 --> 00:25:56,101
Come on.
Left, right.
411
00:25:59,647 --> 00:26:02,414
- Welcome to the presidential suite.
- Wow.
412
00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:04,681
Ha, ha!
413
00:26:04,753 --> 00:26:07,188
Oh, my God. They're really
letting me in this place?
414
00:26:07,254 --> 00:26:10,421
Oh, look at this. Whoo!
415
00:26:10,491 --> 00:26:13,759
Dip my balls in champagne,
'cause I'm in heaven.
416
00:26:13,827 --> 00:26:15,958
Groovy, Todd.
417
00:26:16,031 --> 00:26:19,935
Damn, Ron, I might just bang
your brother-in-law after all, man.
418
00:26:19,999 --> 00:26:22,027
Oh, well, thanks for that image.
419
00:26:22,102 --> 00:26:25,199
Geez.
420
00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:27,266
- You good over there, Seth?
- Yes.
421
00:26:27,341 --> 00:26:29,574
All right, pal.
This place is amazing.
422
00:26:29,643 --> 00:26:31,771
- Thank you.
- Aw, nothin' but the best.
423
00:26:31,843 --> 00:26:34,681
Now, there is one more
stop on the tour.
424
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,214
Yeah.
425
00:26:41,288 --> 00:26:45,057
Gentlemen, say hello to my little friends.
426
00:26:47,193 --> 00:26:49,220
- Guten Tag.
- Hello.
427
00:26:49,295 --> 00:26:51,323
Guten Tag.
428
00:27:08,045 --> 00:27:10,779
Eins! Zwei! Drei!
429
00:27:10,849 --> 00:27:13,149
Whoo!
430
00:27:13,218 --> 00:27:15,212
Long live Hitler!
431
00:27:18,755 --> 00:27:22,093
Just gonna- I'm gonna hit the head.
432
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,255
What are you tying to do, kill me?
433
00:27:37,675 --> 00:27:39,669
- Hey.
- Move.
434
00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:44,308
- So what do we got?
- All right, so-
435
00:27:44,381 --> 00:27:47,717
- There's a camera in every single room.
- Perfect.
436
00:27:47,784 --> 00:27:51,782
If this guy so much as pops a stiff_,
we're gonna get it on tape.
437
00:27:53,623 --> 00:27:56,460
I'm telling you, that German chick
said something about Hitler.
438
00:27:56,527 --> 00:27:59,658
My German's a little rusty,
but I am pretty sure that she said...
439
00:27:59,729 --> 00:28:01,724
"Long live Hitler. "
440
00:28:01,799 --> 00:28:04,894
Seth? Relax, pal.
Get a massage.
441
00:28:04,967 --> 00:28:07,735
I'm serious, okay?
As the only Jew here, all right...
442
00:28:07,804 --> 00:28:10,901
I feel it is my responsibility
to be concerned...
443
00:28:10,974 --> 00:28:13,137
that our roommates might be Nazis.
444
00:28:13,209 --> 00:28:15,203
All right, buddy,
I'll tell you what.
445
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,046
If they even think about invading Poland,
we'll let somebody know.
446
00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:22,815
All right, Ronny.
Gin and tonic time, buddy.
447
00:28:22,885 --> 00:28:26,553
Oh, fire it up. Ahhh.
448
00:28:28,389 --> 00:28:30,518
Will you just drop it, please?
449
00:28:30,592 --> 00:28:32,585
Hey, I'm cool
with your sexuality, D.
450
00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:34,688
It�s just, I don't
swing that way, man.
451
00:28:34,763 --> 00:28:38,670
Look. Asking you to rub sun block
on my back does not make you gay.
452
00:28:38,734 --> 00:28:41,260
Seriously. You might as well
have asked me for a hand job.
453
00:28:41,335 --> 00:28:43,568
- Okay, that is just sick.
- Hey.
454
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:46,701
I smell cocktail wieners.
455
00:28:46,774 --> 00:28:49,612
What?
456
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:52,341
Eureka.
457
00:28:52,413 --> 00:28:56,080
- Okay.
- What are you doing?
458
00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:58,713
You don't even know
what the S.A.A. is.
459
00:28:58,786 --> 00:29:01,224
I it�s Sales Associates
of America or some crap.
460
00:29:01,289 --> 00:29:04,454
Just, you know,
talk about selling and goal realization...
461
00:29:04,524 --> 00:29:06,654
and all that other
Tony Robbins shit.
462
00:29:08,129 --> 00:29:10,429
Why am I Tubbs?
463
00:29:10,497 --> 00:29:13,596
Because you, sir, are no Crockett.
464
00:29:16,436 --> 00:29:19,466
To be honest with you,
I was a bit nervous coming here.
465
00:29:19,540 --> 00:29:24,038
When we first proposed a Sex Addicts
Anonymous retreat, people rolled their eyes.
466
00:29:24,111 --> 00:29:26,378
- The were, like, "Why not just call it an orgy?"
- Ooh.
467
00:29:26,447 --> 00:29:28,438
Oh, no, you'll see.
468
00:29:28,513 --> 00:29:30,610
These retreats offer
a very supportive environment...
469
00:29:30,683 --> 00:29:34,589
where we can focus on healing
and getting on the road to recovery.
470
00:29:34,654 --> 00:29:38,923
This weekend, sex will be
the farthest thing from your mind.
471
00:29:43,696 --> 00:29:45,723
I can't get enough of that-
472
00:29:46,899 --> 00:29:49,736
- You like guns, Pop?
- What is that?
473
00:29:49,803 --> 00:29:53,467
The best day of my life was the day
they gave me my 1 O-year chip.
474
00:29:53,537 --> 00:29:58,140
Oh, welcome. I'm Sue Hoover,
president of the Southeast chapter.
475
00:29:58,210 --> 00:30:02,014
Oh, nice to meet you, Sue-
All of you.
476
00:30:02,082 --> 00:30:05,952
So what chapter are you from, Tubbs?
Is that your first name?
477
00:30:06,017 --> 00:30:08,511
- Uh-
- Actually, that's his last name.
478
00:30:08,587 --> 00:30:12,254
Yeah, I'm Sonny
and that's my partner Rico.
479
00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,519
Yeah. And we're from
the Midwest chapter.
480
00:30:14,592 --> 00:30:16,618
- Welcome, Sonny and Rico.
- Yeah.
481
00:30:16,694 --> 00:30:18,824
So, how long have you two been
in the program?
482
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:22,802
- Oh, not very.
- Well, speak for yourself. Rico...
483
00:30:22,866 --> 00:30:25,965
'cause I've been a member
for, oh, gosh, like, 20 years.
484
00:30:26,038 --> 00:30:28,700
- Twenty years? My goodness.
- Yeah.
485
00:30:28,772 --> 00:30:31,973
- Wow.
- Yeah, I got started really young.
486
00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:34,775
- My grandpa, he was a member,
so he started teaching me early.
487
00:30:34,845 --> 00:30:37,180
Oh, careful there, Suzy.
488
00:30:37,248 --> 00:30:39,547
Those things are a little tricky.
You gotta be careful.
489
00:30:39,616 --> 00:30:42,520
Yeah, you know, between
my grandpa and the Boy Scouts...
490
00:30:42,585 --> 00:30:45,649
- it was like I was just born to be in S.A.A.
- The Boy Scouts?
491
00:30:45,722 --> 00:30:48,126
Oh, yeah.
I did a lot of hustling in the Scouts.
492
00:30:48,193 --> 00:30:50,184
Yeah, with the Christmas tree lot
in the winter...
493
00:30:50,259 --> 00:30:53,824
and then goin' door to door
in the summertime- whatever it took.
494
00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:56,926
- My scoutmaster even said
I was the best he ever had.
495
00:30:58,201 --> 00:30:59,796
- I'm fine.
- Are you all right?
496
00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:01,963
Okay, let's not bore
the nice people...
497
00:31:02,037 --> 00:31:04,030
with faded childhood
glories there, Sonny.
498
00:31:04,105 --> 00:31:09,676
- Hey, Rico, isn't that your kid over there?
- Hmm?
499
00:31:09,746 --> 00:31:12,240
Not a lot of women are comfortable
with a male "vagina ecologist"...
500
00:31:12,316 --> 00:31:15,343
but I have many,
many satisfied patients.
501
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:20,018
- I am booking appointments.
- Come on.
502
00:31:20,089 --> 00:31:22,720
- So, uh, Betty.
- Hmm?
503
00:31:22,792 --> 00:31:24,989
You wanna maybe grab a drink later?
504
00:31:25,061 --> 00:31:29,194
You know, talk shop? I could always
use some pointers on my technique.
505
00:31:29,264 --> 00:31:32,760
Okay?
Man.
506
00:31:32,835 --> 00:31:35,740
- I need to call my sponsor.
- Mm-hmm.
507
00:31:38,973 --> 00:31:43,347
Guys, let's go!
The stripper's aren't getting any younger.
508
00:31:43,411 --> 00:31:48,548
- Sonny! Sonny!
- Hey!
509
00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:51,348
Betty, what's-what's goin' on?
510
00:31:51,418 --> 00:31:55,519
Nothing. I just really
enjoyed talking with you earlier.
511
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:58,426
Oh, well, th-that's cool.
Yeah.
512
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:03,964
Maybe, uh- Maybe we should
hang out, you know?
513
00:32:04,031 --> 00:32:09,566
- Grab a pizza, fuck?
- I thought you�d never ask.
514
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:12,971
- Pardon?
- Well, I don't eat pizza, but whatever.
515
00:32:15,876 --> 00:32:18,871
Gentlemen, I will see you later.
516
00:32:22,550 --> 00:32:25,246
That line has never worked.
I mean, ever.
517
00:32:25,317 --> 00:32:28,313
I'm gonna be really pissed
if she doesn't murder him...
518
00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:30,951
or at least harvest a kidney, man.
519
00:32:41,967 --> 00:32:46,238
Ugh! That-That pole's
gotta be covered in crabs and herpes...
520
00:32:46,306 --> 00:32:48,297
and God knows what.
521
00:32:48,372 --> 00:32:51,972
I am so glad I cashed in
my 401, man.
522
00:32:52,044 --> 00:32:55,278
Gentlemen, this booth's us.
523
00:32:55,347 --> 00:32:57,409
Come on.
524
00:33:01,485 --> 00:33:04,424
Excuse me, ladies.
525
00:33:04,489 --> 00:33:08,328
I hate to interrupt this meeting
of the minds, but I got a work question.
526
00:33:08,394 --> 00:33:11,694
Who wants to make $1 O, OOO
for five minutes of work?
527
00:33:13,831 --> 00:33:17,100
Oh- Back, back. Yeah.
There it is. There it is.
528
00:33:17,168 --> 00:33:19,867
- Aaah!
- Yeah!
529
00:33:25,275 --> 00:33:27,371
Get into position.
530
00:33:33,618 --> 00:33:37,055
Oh! The conquering hero
has returned.
531
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:39,147
Yeah.
532
00:33:39,222 --> 00:33:42,456
- Hey, that didn't take long, man.
- Trust me, dude.
533
00:33:42,526 --> 00:33:46,227
She couldn't take much more.
I fucking killed it- Ninja style.
534
00:33:46,297 --> 00:33:50,897
- Oh, yeah? What, like fast and silent?
- You know it, brother. Yeah.
535
00:33:50,968 --> 00:33:55,136
Hoo. Check it out. That chick's a dead ringer
for a young Nancy Reagan.
536
00:33:55,205 --> 00:33:59,702
- So?
- I always wanted to fuck Nancy Reagan. Yeah!
537
00:33:59,774 --> 00:34:02,178
I was always fond of Geraldine ferraro.
538
00:34:02,244 --> 00:34:04,807
- Very sexy.
- Come on, bachelor.
539
00:34:04,881 --> 00:34:07,044
You've got a date
in the V.I.P. room.
540
00:34:07,116 --> 00:34:09,246
Go to the V.I.P. - Oh, my God.
541
00:34:10,385 --> 00:34:13,221
Whoa. Hey!
542
00:34:13,289 --> 00:34:17,252
Whoa! You're-You're very nimble.
543
00:34:17,326 --> 00:34:20,527
Shh. Saver your energy.
You're gonna need it.
544
00:34:20,596 --> 00:34:24,160
Oh.
545
00:34:24,232 --> 00:34:26,328
Oh, wow.
546
00:34:26,402 --> 00:34:28,895
I've gotta get married more often.
547
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:33,438
Uh- Hey. Hey.
548
00:34:33,510 --> 00:34:36,948
Maybe the belt
should stay buckled though. No?
549
00:34:37,012 --> 00:34:38,914
Robin! Your mommy's on the phone.
550
00:34:38,980 --> 00:34:42,077
- Your grandma had a heart attack.
- Nana?
551
00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:44,621
Uh-huh.
552
00:34:44,686 --> 00:34:47,349
Oh, my God.
That's horrible. I-
553
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:50,861
- You're not going anywhere, baby.
- Hey. Hey-Ah!
554
00:34:50,925 --> 00:34:53,726
Okay.
555
00:34:53,794 --> 00:34:56,733
Hey. Hey-That's a zipper.
556
00:34:56,798 --> 00:35:00,200
- That's happening now.
- Hey, back of_
557
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,237
- He's mine.
- You can share.
558
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,295
What? What?
Oh! Oh, Lord.
559
00:35:04,371 --> 00:35:07,776
- Maybe we've had enough. That's my leg.
- You fucking bitch!
560
00:35:20,020 --> 00:35:23,047
Holy shit.
Come on, guys.
561
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,094
Get the hell off of him.
562
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,995
Hey!
563
00:35:34,499 --> 00:35:38,133
Yeah! Stripper fight!
564
00:35:38,204 --> 00:35:41,665
Get of_ Get of_
565
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,094
What is Todd's deal?
566
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,494
Is he tying to get me laid
or get me killed?
567
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:06,863
- Hey, man, there are worse ways to die.
- Yeah.
568
00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:09,367
Dudes, that chick in the corner...
569
00:36:09,433 --> 00:36:12,531
is throwing me signals
like she�s Johnny fuckin' Bench.
570
00:36:14,271 --> 00:36:16,207
She's paying more attention...
571
00:36:16,273 --> 00:36:19,679
to the floating lint than you, dude.
572
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,975
All right, let's get down
to brass tacks, okay?
573
00:36:22,045 --> 00:36:25,986
- Are you ready for marriage, Ron?
- I think so. Yeah.
574
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,782
Oh. So you�re ready
to say good-bye to blowjobs?
575
00:36:28,852 --> 00:36:30,846
'Cause that's
the first thing that goes.
576
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:35,625
Married women don't give blowjobs.
It's a union thing, man.
577
00:36:35,692 --> 00:36:37,855
And then your sports
that you love...
578
00:36:37,928 --> 00:36:39,989
that's the next thing
you can kiss good-bye.
579
00:36:40,063 --> 00:36:43,400
- Mel likes sports.
- No, no, no.
580
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,492
They pretend they like sports...
581
00:36:45,568 --> 00:36:48,369
the same way we pretend
we like talkin' to them.
582
00:36:48,438 --> 00:36:51,035
The only sports you're gonna get
when you're married...
583
00:36:51,107 --> 00:36:53,305
is Little League T-Ball.
584
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,845
And I've seen that stuff.
and trust me, Ron.
585
00:36:55,910 --> 00:37:01,047
Most of those kids
really fuckin' suck, okay?
586
00:37:01,116 --> 00:37:03,986
And by the time they
take away the last thing...
587
00:37:04,053 --> 00:37:06,685
that gives you
any pleasure at all- booze-
588
00:37:06,756 --> 00:37:10,251
you've forgotten what happiness is.
589
00:37:10,325 --> 00:37:12,728
So now you're just walking around...
590
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:15,892
an empty shell
of the man you once were.
591
00:37:15,965 --> 00:37:18,368
And that's when
they leaver you, Ron. Hmm.
592
00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:22,533
Claimin' that
"You're not the man I married. "
593
00:37:22,604 --> 00:37:25,872
Well, no shit, hey?
594
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:28,504
Thanks for playin',
and here's a parting gift.
595
00:37:28,578 --> 00:37:32,607
Child support and alimony
right up the ass!
596
00:37:38,452 --> 00:37:41,357
And... that's marriage, Ron.
597
00:37:41,423 --> 00:37:43,448
You ready for that?
598
00:37:47,095 --> 00:37:49,088
- I'm gonna go pee.
- Mmm.
599
00:37:49,163 --> 00:37:51,258
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
600
00:37:54,867 --> 00:37:57,965
I need some pills.
601
00:37:58,038 --> 00:38:01,272
- Oh, for God's sakes. Let me help you with that.
- Oh, thanks.
602
00:38:01,341 --> 00:38:03,905
Just don't get any ideas.
I'm not gonna wipe your ass later.
603
00:38:03,978 --> 00:38:05,971
Ooh. My old friend codeine.
604
00:38:06,047 --> 00:38:08,208
- Nice. Two for me, one for you?
- No, no, no.
605
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:10,274
- I need that stuff. man.
- Wait a minute.
606
00:38:10,350 --> 00:38:13,322
- Can you drink with those?
- It's way better when you drink.
607
00:38:13,386 --> 00:38:16,757
One beer is not gonna be a problem.
608
00:38:16,823 --> 00:38:21,492
Aw, come on, man. Marriage is outdated,
Ron. We don't need 'em.
609
00:38:21,561 --> 00:38:24,727
Yeah, we never should have,
uh, given women the right to vote.
610
00:38:24,797 --> 00:38:26,824
Okay, that's it.
611
00:38:26,899 --> 00:38:28,961
Let's take it easy, shall we?
612
00:38:29,036 --> 00:38:33,066
- It's been kind of a long night,
what with the gang rape and all.
613
00:38:33,139 --> 00:38:36,270
Oh, God. I'm gonna walk
Sleeping Beauty back up to his room.
614
00:38:36,341 --> 00:38:39,611
- Come on.
- Okay. I gotta go to the garden party.
615
00:38:39,679 --> 00:38:41,806
Okay, careful. Careful.
616
00:38:41,879 --> 00:38:45,183
Okay. That's good for you.
617
00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:47,847
You guys, uh-
You guys comin', or what?
618
00:38:47,919 --> 00:38:50,756
No, I think I'm gonna
stay here, man.
619
00:38:50,823 --> 00:38:54,089
That chick over there
is beggin' me for it.
620
00:38:54,158 --> 00:38:58,463
I'm not gonna miss this.
621
00:38:58,529 --> 00:39:00,727
Why would you?
622
00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:05,835
Seth?
623
00:39:11,676 --> 00:39:13,771
- Hi.
- Hi.
624
00:39:13,844 --> 00:39:15,974
He's, uh-
He's had kind of a long day.
625
00:39:16,047 --> 00:39:19,108
- It's definitely past someone's bedtime.
- Yeah.
626
00:39:19,182 --> 00:39:22,850
Sorry about that. Come on, pal.
627
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,390
Here you go. Oh, geez.
628
00:39:29,192 --> 00:39:31,719
So, uh, do you wanna
take a picture...
629
00:39:31,794 --> 00:39:34,790
or should I giver you a piece of paper
so you can sketch them?
630
00:39:34,864 --> 00:39:36,959
- Take a picture.
- Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
631
00:39:37,033 --> 00:39:39,972
I'm from Cleveland,
and I was noticing your shirt.
632
00:39:40,037 --> 00:39:44,033
- Are you a Browns fan?
- My father is from Cleveland, so I was brainwashed early.
633
00:39:44,107 --> 00:39:46,476
I'm a Cavs fan,
but they're breaking my heart right now.
634
00:39:46,543 --> 00:39:48,570
Aw, come on, LeBron.
635
00:39:48,645 --> 00:39:51,583
- Shoot less commercials and more free throws.
- Come on, LeBron.
636
00:39:51,648 --> 00:39:56,089
- So you�re-you're a big Cleveland fan, huh?
- Such is my curse.
637
00:39:56,152 --> 00:39:58,486
Well, uh-
638
00:39:58,554 --> 00:40:01,321
He's drooling on me now...
639
00:40:01,391 --> 00:40:05,659
so I should probably go,
but it was nice meeting you.
640
00:40:05,727 --> 00:40:09,429
- You too.
- All right. Come on, little prince.
641
00:40:09,498 --> 00:40:11,991
Bye, LeBron.
642
00:40:12,067 --> 00:40:15,006
Hey, it's Mel.
Leave a message. I'll call you back.
643
00:40:15,071 --> 00:40:18,098
Hey, babe.
Just callin' to say hi.
644
00:40:18,172 --> 00:40:20,769
I miss you. Um-
645
00:40:20,843 --> 00:40:22,870
Gimme a call whenever.
646
00:40:22,944 --> 00:40:25,781
I'll talk to you then.
Love you. Bye.
647
00:40:34,822 --> 00:40:37,852
Guten Abend.
648
00:40:37,926 --> 00:40:41,591
- Mmm.
- Balls to the wall, Ron.
649
00:40:41,662 --> 00:40:45,466
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm more of a couch sleeper.
650
00:40:45,532 --> 00:40:47,969
AufWiedersehen, \_igs.
651
00:41:02,283 --> 00:41:06,085
Oh, what is wrong with this guy?
652
00:41:06,151 --> 00:41:09,215
Who walks away from that?
653
00:41:12,058 --> 00:41:15,054
Oh. Oh.
654
00:41:28,873 --> 00:41:32,108
- Wakey, wakey, D.
- Uh, Nacho Bellgrande.
655
00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:39,213
- Morning, ladies.
- Guten Morgen.
656
00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:08,271
There is my book.
657
00:42:08,346 --> 00:42:11,148
- Oh. I did-
- D_n_eschd'n.
658
00:42:11,216 --> 00:42:14,482
I set a banana on-
It wa-
659
00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:17,456
It was-
660
00:42:17,521 --> 00:42:21,051
Oh, God.
661
00:42:21,124 --> 00:42:24,063
She wasn�t just reading
Hitler's manifesto, okay?
662
00:42:24,128 --> 00:42:27,565
She was highlighting it.
Those girls are Nazis!
663
00:42:27,629 --> 00:42:31,331
Well, maybe,
but they're hot Nazis. "Hotzis. "
664
00:42:40,409 --> 00:42:42,972
What the fuck!
665
00:42:45,415 --> 00:42:49,878
- Hey. What the hell is this?
- What?
666
00:42:49,951 --> 00:42:52,479
This. What is this?
667
00:42:52,554 --> 00:42:54,889
- That's your wedding ring.
- My what?
668
00:42:54,957 --> 00:42:57,757
Your wedding ring. You got married last night.
You don't remember?
669
00:42:57,827 --> 00:43:00,526
- What?
- Yeah. After you guys left...
670
00:43:00,596 --> 00:43:03,829
he went over to that little chippie at the bar
and they actually hit it off.
671
00:43:03,898 --> 00:43:07,532
Then we went out and had some drinks
did some dancing.
672
00:43:07,602 --> 00:43:11,408
Before you know it, we were
in a little chapel in Boca. I was your best man.
673
00:43:11,474 --> 00:43:15,104
You were my best man?
You let me marry her? What the fuck!
674
00:43:15,175 --> 00:43:17,271
I was honoured to be asked, buddy.
675
00:43:20,114 --> 00:43:22,177
Oh. Okay, guys.
676
00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:24,914
Ha, ha, ha. I've been punk'd.
Very funny.
677
00:43:24,985 --> 00:43:27,012
- You're fuckin' with me, right?
- Actually, I'm not.
678
00:43:27,087 --> 00:43:30,652
Been waiting all morning to show you
your marriage certificate.
679
00:43:32,626 --> 00:43:35,030
Yeah, yeah. Could have got this done
at a Kinko's.
680
00:43:35,096 --> 00:43:37,257
Two minutes.
Ha, ha. Very funny.
681
00:43:37,331 --> 00:43:39,300
Then there's always the video.
682
00:43:39,365 --> 00:43:42,703
I'm gettin' married!
683
00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:47,439
I'm-I'm in love
with Sonia Hernandez.
684
00:43:47,508 --> 00:43:50,103
Who's Sonia Hernandez?
685
00:43:50,176 --> 00:43:52,739
- That's your new stepmom, twit.
- Seriously? Again?
686
00:43:52,812 --> 00:43:56,047
Dad, tell me this is a joke.
687
00:43:56,116 --> 00:43:58,280
Look, I don't remember
what happened.
688
00:43:58,353 --> 00:44:00,287
You don't remember?
What is the matter with you?
689
00:44:00,353 --> 00:44:03,085
Okay, you hold on,
'cause I'm still your father.
690
00:44:03,154 --> 00:44:05,149
Oh, you sure?
'Cause sometimes I don't know...
691
00:44:05,224 --> 00:44:08,629
who's the adult and who's the child.
692
00:44:10,464 --> 00:44:12,956
Thanks a lot, ass.
693
00:44:29,748 --> 00:44:32,150
Surprise bachelor party!
694
00:44:34,353 --> 00:44:37,813
Thank you. Hi.
695
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:50,838
You know what I love
about golf, Ron?
696
00:44:50,902 --> 00:44:54,501
- What's that, Todd?
- It just has so much in common with women.
697
00:44:54,572 --> 00:44:56,873
I mean, the finest,
most gorgeous courses in the world...
698
00:44:56,942 --> 00:45:00,003
are also the most expensive
and the most difficult.
699
00:45:00,076 --> 00:45:02,103
I mean, sure we like
to kick around...
700
00:45:02,178 --> 00:45:04,274
with a shitty little
par three now and again-
701
00:45:04,348 --> 00:45:06,716
- Long as our buddies don't see us, right?
- Mmm.
702
00:45:06,784 --> 00:45:09,017
The beauty of golf is variety.
703
00:45:09,087 --> 00:45:11,521
You don't want
to play the same hole every day.
704
00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:14,458
Even if you are
playing the backside.
705
00:45:14,525 --> 00:45:16,791
Well, that's, uh-
706
00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:20,562
That's beautiful, Todd, but I think
I'm more of a one-hole kind of a guy.
707
00:45:20,632 --> 00:45:22,864
I'm a three-hole man, myself.
708
00:45:22,932 --> 00:45:24,959
Right.
709
00:45:25,034 --> 00:45:27,028
All right, boys, what do you say
we make it interesting?
710
00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,405
- Five hundred a man.
- Uh, how about we keep it to 100, huh?
711
00:45:30,473 --> 00:45:32,706
- And we play Kennedy rules.
- What are Kennedy rules?
712
00:45:32,777 --> 00:45:35,473
Ted Kennedy.
All right? Yeah.
713
00:45:35,544 --> 00:45:39,041
You lose a hole, you drink.
You hit it in the sand, you drink.
714
00:45:39,115 --> 00:45:41,381
Seth "whiffs" the ball, we all drink.
715
00:45:41,451 --> 00:45:43,888
- I don't even want to play.
- Well, you're gonna.
716
00:45:43,954 --> 00:45:46,685
We played at the putt-putt.
The rules will transfer just fine.
717
00:45:46,754 --> 00:45:49,694
Fair enough.
We're also gonna play Todd rules.
718
00:45:49,758 --> 00:45:52,025
What are Todd rules?
719
00:45:52,094 --> 00:45:55,397
Strip golf.
Lose a hole, you lose some clothes.
720
00:45:55,465 --> 00:45:58,492
I told you he was a 'mo.
Come on, pay up.
721
00:45:58,566 --> 00:46:00,867
Not us. The caddies.
722
00:46:00,935 --> 00:46:03,338
Oh, and that's less gay how?
723
00:46:03,405 --> 00:46:06,309
Those are our caddies.
724
00:46:19,955 --> 00:46:22,014
Hey, guys.
725
00:46:22,089 --> 00:46:25,426
Hey, Ashley couldn't make it,
but her sister is coming.
726
00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:27,520
Oh. Here she comes now.
727
00:46:27,595 --> 00:46:31,764
Sorry I'm late.
My bunions are killing me.
728
00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:34,098
- I call this one. -
Wait, wait. - She's mine.
729
00:46:38,839 --> 00:46:42,940
Oh, this day just keeps
getting better and better.
730
00:46:48,782 --> 00:46:50,775
Yeah.
731
00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,878
Oh.
732
00:46:52,953 --> 00:46:55,949
Hmm.
733
00:47:03,996 --> 00:47:06,730
Whoa!
734
00:47:21,079 --> 00:47:23,174
Ah.
735
00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:02,179
Oh, I can't. No!
736
00:48:14,897 --> 00:48:17,393
All right.
737
00:48:17,468 --> 00:48:19,529
Oh, God.
738
00:48:19,604 --> 00:48:22,038
Up yours, buddy.
739
00:48:22,104 --> 00:48:24,906
- Drained it.
- Oh, yes!
740
00:48:33,882 --> 00:48:37,185
- Fore!
- Comeback. Comeback.
741
00:48:45,727 --> 00:48:48,256
Miss it.
742
00:48:49,465 --> 00:48:51,526
Miss it. Miss it.
743
00:48:57,138 --> 00:48:59,872
Oh, yeah. That's my boy!
744
00:49:18,193 --> 00:49:20,218
Let me get this right, Ron.
745
00:49:20,293 --> 00:49:22,959
Your smokin' hot caddy
asked you to play a 19th hole...
746
00:49:23,030 --> 00:49:25,057
and you said no?
747
00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:27,364
Dude, I'm gonna have
to check your balls for gay.
748
00:49:27,434 --> 00:49:29,963
Are you remotely familiar
with how monogamy works?
749
00:49:30,038 --> 00:49:31,972
- No!
- All right, boys, listen up.
750
00:49:32,038 --> 00:49:34,703
Tonight I got something special planned.
751
00:49:34,775 --> 00:49:36,972
We're going to the biggest party
down at the beach.
752
00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:39,310
We're comin' back here
and we're drinkin' all night.
753
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:42,079
All right?
Get some rest.
754
00:49:42,149 --> 00:49:44,310
We're goin' balls to the wall.
755
00:49:44,383 --> 00:49:47,413
- Is Seth okay?
- He's fine.
756
00:49:47,486 --> 00:49:51,326
I, on the other hand,
got way too much exercise.
757
00:49:51,392 --> 00:49:53,589
Kh. Wunderbar.
758
00:49:53,660 --> 00:49:56,961
Mmm. You want?
759
00:49:57,029 --> 00:49:58,966
- Nein.
- All right.
760
00:49:59,032 --> 00:50:02,232
- Scarey cat.
- Hey.
761
00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:06,571
Can you guys believe this? There's, like,
12 pages of Hernandez�s in here.
762
00:50:06,638 --> 00:50:08,904
In Miami? Shocking.
763
00:50:08,973 --> 00:50:13,916
Here's what we'll do, okay? If each of us
phones 75- Right? That should work-
764
00:50:13,979 --> 00:50:16,645
Wait a minute.
Where's-Where's Tommy?
765
00:50:16,717 --> 00:50:19,983
Sonny? Hello? Sonny?
766
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,682
- Hey, hey, you.
- Hey.
767
00:50:22,754 --> 00:50:26,592
- This is Shawn.
- Hi.
768
00:50:26,658 --> 00:50:29,754
You think you can take care of her
the way you took care of me?
769
00:50:29,827 --> 00:50:32,698
Does the pope shit in the woods?
One second.
770
00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:35,565
Alley-oop.
771
00:50:40,439 --> 00:50:43,774
Okay. Did you girls lose
a bet or something? Huh?
772
00:50:43,841 --> 00:50:46,472
Daddy's little helper.
773
00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,673
Look out, ladies.
Here I come.
774
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:52,187
Your friend- He�s just amazing.
775
00:50:52,251 --> 00:50:54,947
- Eww.
- Mr. Amazing is back.
776
00:50:55,017 --> 00:50:57,147
All right.
777
00:50:57,221 --> 00:51:02,254
- I'll catch you guys later.
- Hey, man, gimme the phone book. I'll help you out.
778
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,572
Autumn, can we do this tonight,
at, like, a club or something?
779
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:23,480
These guys are not here
to play bachelor games.
780
00:51:23,546 --> 00:51:25,573
They're here to feed
their drinking problems.
781
00:51:25,648 --> 00:51:27,846
I have everything all set up...
782
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:30,409
and if you start changing things now,
it'll mess everything up...
783
00:51:30,486 --> 00:51:33,857
- and we won't get home in time for your surprise-
- Okay.
784
00:51:33,923 --> 00:51:36,086
Okay. Okay.
785
00:51:37,961 --> 00:51:39,988
Mm-hmm.
786
00:51:43,432 --> 00:51:45,561
Excuse me. Hi. Hi.
787
00:51:45,634 --> 00:51:48,731
It's my bachelor party,
and, well, I was just wondering...
788
00:51:48,804 --> 00:51:50,832
if you wanted to pay a dollar to...
789
00:51:50,907 --> 00:51:53,570
well, suck a piece
of candy off my shirt.
790
00:51:55,310 --> 00:51:58,111
Here's 10, but leave me
the fuck alone.
791
00:52:03,585 --> 00:52:05,850
Nice throw, Son.
792
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,414
Hey, Tommy, it's me again.
793
00:52:08,489 --> 00:52:13,194
Look. I, uh-
I want to apologize for this morning.
794
00:52:13,262 --> 00:52:17,222
It's-It's not your fault
that your dad's a fuck-up.
795
00:52:17,297 --> 00:52:22,103
Just call me when you can.
I'm worried about you and-
796
00:52:22,169 --> 00:52:26,133
I- I love you, okay?
797
00:52:26,207 --> 00:52:28,870
Okay. Bye.
798
00:52:37,552 --> 00:52:40,647
Hey, guy!
Little help here?
799
00:52:45,359 --> 00:52:50,928
- Oh! What the hell is wrong with you?
- Just wasted a beer.
800
00:52:57,703 --> 00:53:00,301
Hi. Can I have a Jameson
on the rocks, please?
801
00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:06,136
Tough day?
802
00:53:06,212 --> 00:53:10,346
Hey! Browns girl.
803
00:53:10,416 --> 00:53:12,181
- What, do you live in this bar?
- Practically.
804
00:53:12,251 --> 00:53:14,654
Tony makes the best
in South Beach.
805
00:53:14,721 --> 00:53:16,746
And it's Eva, by the way.
806
00:53:16,821 --> 00:53:18,849
Hi. I'm Ron.
807
00:53:20,025 --> 00:53:22,963
So, Ron, what's going on?
808
00:53:23,028 --> 00:53:25,933
I am- I am here
for my bachelor party.
809
00:53:25,999 --> 00:53:29,197
Your bachelor party?
Oh, well.
810
00:53:29,266 --> 00:53:33,207
That bums me out.
I thought you were cute.
811
00:53:35,707 --> 00:53:40,478
Oh, um, thank you.
I'm, uh- I'm flattered.
812
00:53:40,544 --> 00:53:43,847
Easy, cowboy. I'm just bustin' your balls.
813
00:53:43,915 --> 00:53:47,548
Hello. I'm engaged too.
814
00:53:47,619 --> 00:53:50,487
God, is everyone
from Cleveland this gullible?
815
00:53:50,553 --> 00:53:53,287
They have done studies.
Yeah, yeah.
816
00:53:53,357 --> 00:53:56,124
So, uh, when is your big day, hmm?
817
00:53:56,193 --> 00:53:58,356
Well, we just started
dating a year ago.
818
00:53:58,429 --> 00:54:03,336
So, between you, me and Tony,
I'm not exactly in a rush.
819
00:54:03,399 --> 00:54:06,895
I don't wanna make a lifelong mistake.
You know what I mean?
820
00:54:09,272 --> 00:54:11,539
Tony, can I have another, please?
821
00:54:27,422 --> 00:54:29,484
Ah, don't kill me!
822
00:54:29,559 --> 00:54:34,969
- Seth!
- I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Whoa. Not fine.
823
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,704
I need- I need my-
Where's my medication?
824
00:54:40,769 --> 00:54:42,865
I think the fat boy took them.
825
00:54:42,938 --> 00:54:46,001
Oh, that�s just great!
826
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:49,105
Maybe this will help.
827
00:54:49,179 --> 00:54:51,204
Thanks.
828
00:54:51,278 --> 00:54:56,348
Oh. Uh, so, you, um-
You have a really nice-
829
00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:59,949
You have a really nice voice.
What was that song you were singing?
830
00:55:00,022 --> 00:55:05,589
That's a song I used to sing when I was a little
girl with my great-grandfather, Adolph.
831
00:55:09,363 --> 00:55:12,302
I'm fine. You said your-
your grandpa who?
832
00:55:12,367 --> 00:55:15,201
My great-grandfather, Adolph!
833
00:55:15,268 --> 00:55:19,403
- He's so sweet. He lives in South America.
- Yeah, I bet.
834
00:55:19,473 --> 00:55:21,135
- He calls me every week.
- Oh.
835
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:23,908
And he wants me to go to art
school like he did in Vienna.
836
00:55:23,978 --> 00:55:27,039
- Oh, art school. That's-That's fun.
- Yes.
837
00:55:27,113 --> 00:55:30,450
- But I'm not interested in art.
- No.
838
00:55:30,517 --> 00:55:34,458
I like politics.
839
00:55:34,522 --> 00:55:37,788
Uh, can you- can you give me,
maybe, the whole bottle?
840
00:55:42,295 --> 00:55:44,891
Two months?
I see your friend's point.
841
00:55:44,964 --> 00:55:47,402
What if she turns out to be
a serial killer or something?
842
00:55:47,468 --> 00:55:50,461
I was once dated a guy for six months.
He turned out to be gay.
843
00:55:50,536 --> 00:55:53,099
- Maybe you made him gay.
- Oh, I definitely made him gay.
844
00:55:53,172 --> 00:55:56,474
I used to outdistance him
on the driving range by 50 yards.
845
00:55:56,542 --> 00:55:58,570
- Pansy.
- You golf too, huh?
846
00:55:58,645 --> 00:56:02,014
- Mm-hmm. - All right. I totally
would have gone gay for you also.
847
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,021
I mean, not without the whole man-
You know what I'm saying.
848
00:56:06,085 --> 00:56:09,149
Well, sir, flattery
will get you another drink.
849
00:56:09,222 --> 00:56:13,354
Wait. No, no. I can't.
I can't. I can't. I got this, uh...
850
00:56:13,424 --> 00:56:15,861
Beach Blanket Bingo thing
to go to here.
851
00:56:15,927 --> 00:56:18,159
Fine. Leave me.
I got Tony.
852
00:56:18,229 --> 00:56:20,096
Oh. Well, you've got the world then.
853
00:56:24,168 --> 00:56:26,662
Hey, why don�t you come with?
854
00:56:28,339 --> 00:56:31,277
I don't think a girl should crash
your bachelor party.
855
00:56:31,342 --> 00:56:34,144
Come on. It's free booze
and drunk spring break kids.
856
00:56:34,213 --> 00:56:36,306
What more could you possibly
want from an evening?
857
00:56:36,379 --> 00:56:40,115
Plus, we can gab about centerpieces
and bridesmaids' dresses.
858
00:56:40,184 --> 00:56:43,555
You had me at "free booze. "
859
00:56:43,621 --> 00:56:47,354
- I'll see you there, Cleveland Ron.
- All right.
860
00:56:52,196 --> 00:56:56,068
Hey, Seth.
What's goin' on, man?
861
00:56:59,135 --> 00:57:02,404
Hey, any luck finding Tom?
Whoa!
862
00:57:03,906 --> 00:57:06,572
All right.
Um, you feeling okay, Seth?
863
00:57:06,643 --> 00:57:10,139
No. I am far from okay.
Okay?
864
00:57:10,214 --> 00:57:12,478
I needed my medication,
only Jason took it.
865
00:57:12,547 --> 00:57:15,679
So Hitler's granddaughter
gave me some of these aspirin.
866
00:57:15,752 --> 00:57:19,350
Only now everything
still hurts and I have this!
867
00:57:19,421 --> 00:57:21,655
Is it supposed to
curve like that, man?
868
00:57:21,725 --> 00:57:24,923
- No!
- Holy baby arm!
869
00:57:24,992 --> 00:57:29,195
- This is all your fault!
- Okay, how is that my fault?
870
00:57:29,265 --> 00:57:32,761
Because you took my codeine,
so I took a bunch of your Viagra!
871
00:57:32,836 --> 00:57:37,539
Okay, that's not Viagra, Captain Hook.
That's Equine XL.
872
00:57:37,606 --> 00:57:39,735
Wait a minute.
What's Equine XL?
873
00:57:39,808 --> 00:57:42,278
It's boner pills for horses.
I get it off this veterinary Web site.
874
00:57:42,344 --> 00:57:43,939
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, it's awesome.
875
00:57:44,013 --> 00:57:46,040
I gotta get that site.
876
00:57:46,115 --> 00:57:49,017
They were in an aspirin bottle,
you degenerate asshole!
877
00:57:49,083 --> 00:57:53,457
- Well, excuse me for exercising a little discretion.
- "Exercising discretion"?
878
00:57:53,521 --> 00:57:56,756
I can't think of two words
that have less in common with you...
879
00:57:56,825 --> 00:57:59,316
than "exercise" and "discretion"!
880
00:58:01,128 --> 00:58:03,531
Ouch. That hurt, Seth.
881
00:58:03,598 --> 00:58:07,299
I'm gonna giver you something to hurt
about, you motherfucker! Come on!
882
00:58:09,304 --> 00:58:12,902
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
All right, all right! Seth, stop. Stop.
883
00:58:16,843 --> 00:58:19,213
Wet noodle! Wet noodle.
884
00:58:19,281 --> 00:58:21,478
Sorry to interrupt...
whatever this is.
885
00:58:21,549 --> 00:58:25,214
The, uh, party starts
in about 1 O minutes.
886
00:58:25,285 --> 00:58:28,952
So, you know,
if you just... finish up soon.
887
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:37,591
All right, Seth, I think you
should, um-you should go and...
888
00:58:37,663 --> 00:58:41,933
you know, take care
of your little... situation.
889
00:58:42,001 --> 00:58:44,940
- Yeah? Oh, yeah?
- Okay, I got it.
890
00:58:45,004 --> 00:58:47,668
We just, uh,
call a little call girl.
891
00:58:47,739 --> 00:58:50,006
No, no, no.
892
00:58:50,075 --> 00:58:53,241
I am not letting some diseased hooker
touch me down there.
893
00:58:53,312 --> 00:58:56,650
We'll get a nice clean hooker
to touch you down there.
894
00:58:56,717 --> 00:59:00,485
forget it, fellas. All right? Just forget it.
895
00:59:05,157 --> 00:59:09,256
So, uh, are those Capri pants?
896
00:59:09,327 --> 00:59:12,596
They're not Capri pants.
Capri pants are for women.
897
00:59:12,664 --> 00:59:15,100
Oh. So they're man-pri pants?
898
00:59:15,166 --> 00:59:19,039
No. Look, they're
cropped slacks, okay?
899
00:59:19,104 --> 00:59:21,938
They're huge in Europe. Huge.
900
00:59:22,005 --> 00:59:24,842
Yeah, George Michael's
huge in Europe too.
901
00:59:26,610 --> 00:59:29,207
You ever thought of maybe
an ankle bracelet?
902
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,718
- Is he gonna be down soon?
- Yeah. He'll be down in a minute.
903
00:59:45,428 --> 00:59:47,524
Be gentle.
904
01:00:17,895 --> 01:00:20,888
Here you go, ladies.
905
01:00:20,962 --> 01:00:23,399
Thank you, Flora.
906
01:00:23,465 --> 01:00:26,062
What are we doing here?
Not that I'm complaining...
907
01:00:26,135 --> 01:00:28,332
but, you know, the odds
of being thrown up on...
908
01:00:28,404 --> 01:00:30,898
by a hardened alcoholic
have dropped significantly.
909
01:00:30,973 --> 01:00:33,100
Speaking of. where's Mom?
910
01:00:33,173 --> 01:00:35,839
She's, uh, taking one of her "naps. "
911
01:00:38,814 --> 01:00:43,584
Ah. I wonder who that could be.
912
01:00:49,490 --> 01:00:52,588
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
913
01:00:55,462 --> 01:00:59,232
Oh, no. It appears we have
some sort of water leak.
914
01:00:59,300 --> 01:01:02,932
The plumber's here!
915
01:01:16,650 --> 01:01:21,489
Excuse me, ladies. I understand you're having
some problems with your plumbing.
916
01:01:47,846 --> 01:01:52,812
- Okay.
- I may have to pull out my special tool for this job.
917
01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:59,258
Don�t you worry. I'm accustomed
to working with a lot of pipe.
918
01:02:01,727 --> 01:02:05,258
Oh, my God!
Are those Jimmy Choo's?
919
01:02:13,405 --> 01:02:18,141
Flora!
920
01:02:18,207 --> 01:02:20,269
Go, plumber! Go, plumber! Go, plumber!
921
01:02:20,343 --> 01:02:23,715
Go, go! Go, plumber!
Go, plumber! Go, plumber!
922
01:02:23,781 --> 01:02:29,355
Go, go!
Go, plumber! Go, plumber!
923
01:02:29,421 --> 01:02:32,517
Go, plumber! Go, plumber!
924
01:02:32,589 --> 01:02:34,422
Go, go! Go, plumber!
925
01:02:36,960 --> 01:02:39,194
What in fuck's name is going on?
926
01:02:39,264 --> 01:02:43,031
And where did Tommy Tune
here come from?
927
01:02:43,098 --> 01:02:46,630
Mother! It's Mel's bachelor party.
This is the stripper.
928
01:02:46,703 --> 01:02:48,798
Hi. Love your house.
929
01:02:48,872 --> 01:02:51,070
Thanks, Sally.
930
01:02:51,142 --> 01:02:54,374
Jesus, Autumn!
931
01:02:54,443 --> 01:02:58,384
This guy likes cock more
than anyone else in this room.
932
01:02:58,448 --> 01:03:01,511
- Excuse me, Mother, but we were in the middle-
- But nothing.
933
01:03:01,584 --> 01:03:05,022
No daughter of mine is going
to have a one-man rendition...
934
01:03:05,087 --> 01:03:08,150
o5 _ Chorus line
for her bachelor party.
935
01:03:08,224 --> 01:03:11,390
Oh, really? Well, what do you
wanna do that's so great?
936
01:03:13,663 --> 01:03:18,000
We'll go to my book club.
937
01:03:25,841 --> 01:03:29,244
Oh, I'll take that.
Definitely don't need that.
938
01:03:35,650 --> 01:03:37,848
- Oh.
- Thanks.
939
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,254
- You got it?
- Yeah.
940
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:43,624
- All right.
- Gentlemen, to a night we will never forget.
941
01:03:43,692 --> 01:03:45,855
- Cheers.
- Hear! Hear!
942
01:03:47,795 --> 01:03:49,789
Oh.
943
01:03:50,933 --> 01:03:52,992
See ya later, guys.
944
01:03:54,601 --> 01:03:58,406
- Whoa. Whoa. Feeling a little woozy.
- You all right?
945
01:03:58,472 --> 01:04:01,468
I think this erection's
draining the blood from my brain.
946
01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:03,809
I'm disgusting.
947
01:04:03,876 --> 01:04:07,247
Okay, okay. Fair-weather friends, Ron.
Those are fair-weather friends.
948
01:04:07,313 --> 01:04:10,981
I am not gonna let a little pissin' and moanin'
ruin your bachelor party.
949
01:04:11,051 --> 01:04:13,454
- All right, brother? Yeah!
- All right.
950
01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:17,584
- Hang on a second.
- And off he goes.
951
01:04:17,656 --> 01:04:20,322
Oh. Well, thank you.
952
01:04:20,393 --> 01:04:23,832
Really? Does that come
with a side of Tampax?
953
01:04:23,896 --> 01:04:28,599
Not tonight.
Tonight we roll V.I.P.
954
01:04:35,307 --> 01:04:40,978
If you don't already have someone performing
your wedding, I'm also a licensed minister.
955
01:04:41,046 --> 01:04:44,110
Uh, that would be just lovely.
956
01:05:00,332 --> 01:05:03,268
rhjs is your book club?
957
01:05:06,237 --> 01:05:08,936
Come on! Go home!
958
01:05:09,007 --> 01:05:11,443
Nobody likes you.
959
01:05:11,509 --> 01:05:14,107
For the love of God, take a rest!
960
01:05:25,724 --> 01:05:29,286
So, you guys offer
limo service, right?
961
01:05:29,358 --> 01:05:31,352
The presidential suite.
962
01:05:31,428 --> 01:05:36,895
Now, bachelor,
I'll bet you're hungry, my dear.
963
01:05:36,968 --> 01:05:40,666
Would you care for a scone?
964
01:05:40,736 --> 01:05:42,639
Hi.
965
01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:45,405
Grandma Rose?
966
01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,911
Well, hello, Melinda dear!
967
01:05:51,980 --> 01:05:57,857
The Japanese have surrendered!
The war is over!
968
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,915
Great-Grandma?
969
01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:02,015
Would you look at us?
970
01:06:02,090 --> 01:06:05,552
Four generations together
at book club.
971
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:07,825
I need a refill.
972
01:06:14,268 --> 01:06:18,938
Come on, baby. Daddy needs a rest.
973
01:06:19,007 --> 01:06:23,882
- Hey, fellas, look, a hot tub!
- No, it's-
974
01:06:23,946 --> 01:06:26,279
It's closed for maintenance.
I'm cleaning it.
975
01:06:26,347 --> 01:06:29,115
Looks like
a clothing optional tub too.
976
01:06:29,184 --> 01:06:32,520
I'm stuck!
977
01:06:34,289 --> 01:06:37,022
- Excuse me.
- Oh, God!
978
01:06:37,092 --> 01:06:39,857
Looks nice.
979
01:06:56,343 --> 01:06:58,712
Well, well, I thought
you hadn't made it.
980
01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:00,941
Sorry, I was just freshening up.
981
01:07:01,013 --> 01:07:04,043
Oh. You freshen up nice.
982
01:07:06,953 --> 01:07:10,758
Half now, half after.
983
01:07:10,825 --> 01:07:13,920
And when you're done,
you come party with a real man.
984
01:07:13,992 --> 01:07:16,727
Sounds great.
985
01:07:16,797 --> 01:07:18,994
Go get him.
986
01:07:22,169 --> 01:07:26,972
- Get it ready! It's time
for the hot body dance contest!
987
01:07:27,038 --> 01:07:30,809
Now, whoever shakes her thing for the crowd
and gets the most applause wins $500!
988
01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:33,474
Are you with me?
989
01:07:33,547 --> 01:07:37,109
Yeah!
First up is sexy Kirstein.
990
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:48,787
Hey, 500 bucks just
for shaking your tits?
991
01:07:48,859 --> 01:07:51,923
You should get in on that, man.
You got lovely tits.
992
01:07:51,996 --> 01:07:54,194
What are they, a full "B" cup?
993
01:07:54,266 --> 01:07:58,799
Don�t you have, like, a lost child
and future ex-wife to find?
994
01:07:58,871 --> 01:08:03,539
You know what?
That cut. That cut real deep.
995
01:08:03,608 --> 01:08:06,705
Is it gay that we're
in this hammock together?
996
01:08:12,916 --> 01:08:16,481
- Looks like her years of tap lessons paid off.
- Hey.
997
01:08:16,553 --> 01:08:22,363
Wow. Uh, this is new.
Okay. You look amazing.
998
01:08:22,427 --> 01:08:25,454
I'm-Are you on next or something?
999
01:08:25,528 --> 01:08:28,159
I got disqualified. 'Roids.
1000
01:08:28,231 --> 01:08:31,499
Ah, yes. See, I suspected
you might be a juicer.
1001
01:08:31,568 --> 01:08:34,166
- Mojito?
- You speak my language.
1002
01:08:34,238 --> 01:08:37,174
- Shall we?
- Ah, yes.
1003
01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:39,710
Excuse me, ladies.
May I interest you in a cocktail?
1004
01:08:39,776 --> 01:08:44,742
Oh, yes. I slept with
a colored man once.
1005
01:08:44,815 --> 01:08:48,344
- Shh!
- He was the milkman.
1006
01:08:48,417 --> 01:08:53,086
Oh, he was so big,
and black as night.
1007
01:08:53,155 --> 01:08:58,064
- Okay, Mother. Okay.
- He sure delivered the milk that day!
1008
01:08:58,128 --> 01:09:01,897
Okay, uh, if you�ll all excuse me.
1009
01:09:01,964 --> 01:09:05,232
I'm gonna check in with Ron.
1010
01:09:08,005 --> 01:09:10,872
Mmm!
1011
01:09:15,410 --> 01:09:20,183
Ooh, Todd. Looks like Ron
forgot his phone.
1012
01:09:20,249 --> 01:09:24,119
Oooh, score.
All right, ladies. Get lost. Go.
1013
01:09:24,184 --> 01:09:26,052
Okay. See ya.
1014
01:09:26,121 --> 01:09:30,061
Ron's phone.
1015
01:09:30,125 --> 01:09:32,858
Hey. Todd?
1016
01:09:32,927 --> 01:09:35,625
Oh, hi, Mel.
You know what?
1017
01:09:35,695 --> 01:09:39,932
I would get Ron, but he's a little,
uh, indisposed at the moment.
1018
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,602
- Is he throwing up? He's- He's
kind of a lightweight. - Not exactly.
1019
01:09:44,673 --> 01:09:47,939
Mel, are you sure you want
to invite this guy into our family?
1020
01:09:48,007 --> 01:09:50,240
What?
1021
01:09:50,310 --> 01:09:52,975
Listen, Ron has been sleeping
with everything in a skirt out here.
1022
01:09:53,047 --> 01:09:57,113
Do you guys have some kind
of arrangement or something? Hello?
1023
01:09:59,052 --> 01:10:01,580
Mel?
1024
01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:04,957
Next stop, corner office!
More shots!
1025
01:10:05,024 --> 01:10:07,222
- Ooh!
- Shots!
1026
01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:12,156
It doesn't seem like Ron at all.
1027
01:10:12,230 --> 01:10:15,898
It's better you found out now.
1028
01:10:15,968 --> 01:10:20,308
Next time he falls asleep, cut one
of his balls off. That'll teach him.
1029
01:10:20,374 --> 01:10:22,935
Not now, Mother!
1030
01:10:23,008 --> 01:10:27,746
- I have to see him. Tonight.
- You want to go to Miami tonight?
1031
01:10:27,813 --> 01:10:31,982
I'll call your father.
We can take the jet.
1032
01:10:42,528 --> 01:10:47,332
Ooh-hoo. All right, guys,
give it up one more time for Candy!
1033
01:10:50,668 --> 01:10:53,037
All right.
Last but certainly not least...
1034
01:10:53,105 --> 01:10:56,873
we have the beautiful...
Jason?
1035
01:11:01,746 --> 01:11:05,446
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God.
1036
01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:15,258
Get off the stage, loser!
1037
01:11:27,070 --> 01:11:29,063
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
1038
01:12:02,337 --> 01:12:04,398
- Yeah!
- Whoo! Yeah!
1039
01:12:06,276 --> 01:12:08,176
All right, guys. This is crazy.
1040
01:12:08,242 --> 01:12:12,581
For the first time
in club history we have a tie...
1041
01:12:12,647 --> 01:12:15,619
between Candy...
1042
01:12:15,684 --> 01:12:19,748
and Jason!
1043
01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:26,463
Now, right here, that can only mean
one thing. I'm talking about a dance of_
1044
01:12:29,799 --> 01:12:33,861
- You're going down, fatty.
- Oh, bring it on, sugar tits.
1045
01:12:33,934 --> 01:12:35,597
First up, Candy!
1046
01:13:39,932 --> 01:13:41,925
Don't get mad, girl.
1047
01:14:14,231 --> 01:14:16,725
Oh, that is not nice.
1048
01:14:20,202 --> 01:14:23,608
Oh, man, you can't beat that.
You can't beat that.
1049
01:14:29,378 --> 01:14:34,879
Jason! Jason! Jason!
1050
01:14:34,951 --> 01:14:47,391
Jason! Jason! Jason!
1051
01:14:47,463 --> 01:14:51,495
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Jason! Jason!
1052
01:14:51,568 --> 01:14:54,093
Jason! Jason! Jason!
1053
01:14:58,173 --> 01:15:00,610
Yeah!
1054
01:15:04,313 --> 01:15:06,508
Yeah!
1055
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:10,419
We have a winner! Big Jason!
1056
01:15:17,757 --> 01:15:21,358
I do not know where they are.
1057
01:15:21,429 --> 01:15:26,167
- Maybe they took a few groupies back
to the hotel or something.
1058
01:15:29,202 --> 01:15:32,539
Is it me or is it freezing?
1059
01:15:34,141 --> 01:15:36,942
Um, we can go.
You-You wanna go?
1060
01:15:37,011 --> 01:15:40,141
- Yeah, let's go.
- All right.
1061
01:15:50,658 --> 01:15:54,493
- Hey, hey. Ron just left with Eva.
- Perfect.
1062
01:15:54,559 --> 01:15:57,795
Just to be sure, get every hot piece
of ass here back to the suite.
1063
01:15:57,864 --> 01:16:00,894
Okay. Hey, what should I tell them?
1064
01:16:00,968 --> 01:16:04,496
I don't give a shit. Get it done or you�re
gonna be walking back to Cleveland.
1065
01:16:04,569 --> 01:16:06,938
- All right?
- Okay.
1066
01:16:07,006 --> 01:16:11,277
Yeah. Thanks, bro.
Man, I've always wanted one of these.
1067
01:16:11,344 --> 01:16:14,579
Guys! Guys!
1068
01:16:14,648 --> 01:16:17,516
Come here. Oh, thank God.
Thank God!
1069
01:16:17,582 --> 01:16:21,522
You have no idea what I've been through.
Help me get me out of this Chlamydia stew!
1070
01:16:21,586 --> 01:16:24,114
Come on, man!
1071
01:16:24,189 --> 01:16:28,788
I swear to God, if I see anymore man junk
on this trip, I'm gonna gouge my eyes out.
1072
01:16:28,859 --> 01:16:32,595
- Who's the degenerate now?
- Okay? Get a girlfriend.
1073
01:16:32,664 --> 01:16:34,998
- Are you serious?
- Get a watermelon.
1074
01:16:35,066 --> 01:16:38,198
Are you serious?
Hey, come on!
1075
01:16:38,271 --> 01:16:41,469
I- I think I lost a ball!
1076
01:16:41,539 --> 01:16:43,942
Hey, fellas, look, a hot tub.
1077
01:16:47,278 --> 01:16:51,946
I'm worried about you,
and I love you. Okay?
1078
01:16:52,015 --> 01:16:54,851
Okay, good-bye.
1079
01:16:54,919 --> 01:16:57,515
- That was weird.
- What?
1080
01:16:57,588 --> 01:16:59,855
My dad. We had a fight today...
1081
01:16:59,924 --> 01:17:03,828
and he actually apologized,
which is a first.
1082
01:17:03,893 --> 01:17:08,232
Hey, driver, are there
any karaoke bars around here?
1083
01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:21,414
Get down here! This guy just invited us
to Justin Timberlake's hotel room!
1084
01:17:21,478 --> 01:17:26,818
Congratulations to Jeff
for earning his one-year chip!
1085
01:17:34,757 --> 01:17:40,256
And next up, we have Betty who
has earned her six-month chip.
1086
01:17:40,328 --> 01:17:42,561
Come on up here, Betty!
1087
01:17:47,070 --> 01:17:50,199
Excuse me.
Is this the Timberlake orgy?
1088
01:17:50,271 --> 01:17:54,474
- Um, no, afraid not.
- Sorry.
1089
01:17:58,848 --> 01:18:01,615
Betty? Where are you?
Betty? Wait!
1090
01:18:01,682 --> 01:18:06,716
No, don't go! You must avoid
your lust triggers!
1091
01:18:19,033 --> 01:18:21,026
Justin!
1092
01:18:33,347 --> 01:18:36,787
Wow. You look tense.
1093
01:18:36,852 --> 01:18:41,588
Uh, yeah, yeah. It's been a tense weekend.
Let me ask you something.
1094
01:18:41,655 --> 01:18:46,394
Is a bachelor party the last chance
for someone to convince the bachelor...
1095
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:48,727
that they're making a huge mistake?
Is that it?
1096
01:18:48,796 --> 01:18:50,821
I don't know. Are you?
1097
01:18:50,896 --> 01:18:53,596
- What? Making a mistake?
- Yeah.
1098
01:18:53,667 --> 01:18:56,331
I don't know.
I- I don't think so.
1099
01:18:56,402 --> 01:19:00,900
You don't think so? Well, if that�s
not true love, I don't know what is.
1100
01:19:00,972 --> 01:19:04,640
Okay, well, in your infinite wisdom...
1101
01:19:04,710 --> 01:19:09,414
maybe you can tell me how do you know
that your fianc� is the one?
1102
01:19:09,481 --> 01:19:11,919
I never said he was.
1103
01:19:14,185 --> 01:19:16,179
Well, why did you say "yes"?
1104
01:19:16,254 --> 01:19:19,351
'Cause he asked, I guess.
1105
01:19:19,424 --> 01:19:22,522
Look, I'm not the one
with the wedding date.
1106
01:19:22,596 --> 01:19:26,089
Life is short and I want to be sure.
1107
01:19:43,448 --> 01:19:45,646
- I love Miami.
- Sonny.
1108
01:19:45,718 --> 01:19:48,448
Oh. Hey, Betty.
1109
01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:50,956
So, I've got a few friends
that are in need of your expertise.
1110
01:19:51,021 --> 01:19:55,053
- Oh. Well, okay.
- All right. Come on, girls.
1111
01:19:55,126 --> 01:19:58,361
Oh. Uh- Oh.
1112
01:19:58,430 --> 01:20:02,733
I don't know, Betty.
I mean, my penis is really tired.
1113
01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:06,295
Your cock can sleep when it's dead.
1114
01:20:06,370 --> 01:20:08,534
- Okay?
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah!
1115
01:20:08,606 --> 01:20:11,542
- Okay. Yeah, let's do this!
- Oh, good!
1116
01:20:11,607 --> 01:20:15,673
Okay, first bedroom on the right.
1117
01:20:15,746 --> 01:20:20,210
Yeah, I can't wait.
Tall. Blonde. You're getting it.
1118
01:20:20,283 --> 01:20:24,382
Here you go. I'm outta here.
Witness the sickness!
1119
01:20:24,453 --> 01:20:27,620
Hey. Go get some hair plugs.
1120
01:20:34,731 --> 01:20:36,756
Come on. Where's Ron?
1121
01:20:39,502 --> 01:20:42,098
My God!
1122
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:46,078
I know they're sex addicts, but come on!
1123
01:20:47,909 --> 01:20:50,939
You guys seen a kid, huh?
Anybody, you seen a kid?
1124
01:20:51,013 --> 01:20:54,281
You seen a kid?
1125
01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:57,353
- Hey, Seth.
- Hey.
1126
01:20:57,420 --> 01:21:01,016
- How'd you get out of the hot tub, man?
- I don't want to talk about it.
1127
01:21:01,087 --> 01:21:03,686
Sebastian and Meat, this is Derek.
1128
01:21:03,758 --> 01:21:07,699
Derek, Sebastian, Meat.
1129
01:21:07,763 --> 01:21:09,790
Have you seen, uh-
seen Tommy anywhere?
1130
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:12,299
- No, sorry.
- Meat?
1131
01:21:13,667 --> 01:21:17,972
All right.
Let me know, man. Tommy?
1132
01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:23,036
Well, I'm gonna take the longest shower
in recorded history.
1133
01:21:23,108 --> 01:21:25,479
Make yourselves at home.
1134
01:21:42,128 --> 01:21:44,293
Tommy!
1135
01:21:45,699 --> 01:21:48,464
Tommy.
Where have you been?
1136
01:21:48,534 --> 01:21:53,067
I've been so worried about you.
What are you wearing?
1137
01:21:53,138 --> 01:21:57,842
- Who's your friend?
- Dad, this is Sonia Hernandez Murphy.
1138
01:21:57,909 --> 01:22:02,681
Murphy. Okay, okay.
Yeah, same last name. Small world.
1139
01:22:02,749 --> 01:22:07,920
Dad, this is the woman
you married last night.
1140
01:22:07,988 --> 01:22:10,752
Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry.
1141
01:22:10,821 --> 01:22:13,851
I didn't recognize you.
You see, last night-
1142
01:22:13,925 --> 01:22:16,020
You were hammered.
1143
01:22:16,094 --> 01:22:18,464
It's so good to see you!
1144
01:22:18,531 --> 01:22:20,592
Okay, okay.
1145
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:25,334
Yeah. Uh, Tommy,
can I see you for a sec?
1146
01:22:25,403 --> 01:22:27,430
Excuse me, Sonia.
1147
01:22:27,505 --> 01:22:30,102
How did you find her?
1148
01:22:30,175 --> 01:22:32,612
I checked out a couple karaoke bars.
1149
01:22:32,677 --> 01:22:35,614
What? Karaoke bars?
1150
01:22:35,678 --> 01:22:39,313
Dad, you love karaoke.
Mom loves karaoke.
1151
01:22:39,384 --> 01:22:43,450
So do your other ex-wives.
So why would number four be any different?
1152
01:22:43,522 --> 01:22:46,286
Now listen.
She's an aerobics instructor...
1153
01:22:46,355 --> 01:22:51,298
Loves merlot, hates smoking,
and her family owns the Miami Dolphins.
1154
01:22:51,361 --> 01:22:54,733
- Holy shit. Really?
- Yeah, she's loaded.
1155
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:57,964
So don't blow this.
Now go talk to your wife.
1156
01:23:01,805 --> 01:23:04,743
Sonia!
1157
01:23:19,089 --> 01:23:22,491
It's so clean and organized.
1158
01:23:22,557 --> 01:23:24,391
It's so German.
1159
01:23:29,566 --> 01:23:31,627
Whoa.
1160
01:23:35,438 --> 01:23:39,343
Oh, my God.
1161
01:23:39,408 --> 01:23:42,209
Seth!
1162
01:23:42,278 --> 01:23:45,510
Oh, hey.
1163
01:23:45,579 --> 01:23:48,643
Gerda. Hi. I was... just gonna
borrow some Purell.
1164
01:23:50,185 --> 01:23:53,784
No, it's not- it's not
what it looks like. I was-
1165
01:23:53,856 --> 01:23:56,189
- Oh, Seth!
- No!
1166
01:23:56,256 --> 01:24:00,255
- Oh, Seth, yes!
- Okay.
1167
01:24:00,462 --> 01:24:04,733
Well, I-I-
I've never been married...
1168
01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:09,296
so I don't have a lot of experience
with this subject matter.
1169
01:24:09,369 --> 01:24:13,538
But with Mel...
1170
01:24:13,607 --> 01:24:16,272
things just feel right.
1171
01:24:17,812 --> 01:24:20,543
Hmm. Well...
1172
01:24:23,283 --> 01:24:25,914
what about this?
1173
01:24:25,986 --> 01:24:31,326
- Does this feel right?
- Uh- I, um- I, uh-Who needs a drink?
1174
01:24:31,391 --> 01:24:33,793
Yes, let's have a toast.
1175
01:24:33,859 --> 01:24:36,057
- Oh, yeah.
- To life being short.
1176
01:24:38,531 --> 01:24:40,331
Um-
1177
01:24:58,150 --> 01:25:01,783
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We-We can't-We can't do this.
1178
01:25:01,854 --> 01:25:04,257
I know that what I'm doing is right.
1179
01:25:04,323 --> 01:25:07,989
And Mel is the one for me.
I'm sure of that.
1180
01:25:09,428 --> 01:25:12,696
And I know that your fianc�...
1181
01:25:12,764 --> 01:25:15,328
is an incredibly lucky man...
1182
01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:19,601
to be marrying an amazing
woman like- like you.
1183
01:25:19,670 --> 01:25:24,112
- I'm sorry.
- Don't. Please, don't apologize.
1184
01:25:24,175 --> 01:25:29,175
Yes, I-I should because
I'm- I'm not getting married.
1185
01:25:29,248 --> 01:25:31,979
And I'm far from an amazing woman.
1186
01:25:32,049 --> 01:25:35,819
But you�re a really good guy...
1187
01:25:35,887 --> 01:25:38,881
unlike your buddy Todd.
1188
01:25:41,891 --> 01:25:44,385
What?
1189
01:25:59,709 --> 01:26:02,648
Jesus!
1190
01:26:08,951 --> 01:26:11,889
- Oh, Seth! Seth!
- I'm going to hell!
1191
01:26:11,954 --> 01:26:16,191
I'm going to hell, but it's okay.
I'm sorry, Grandma!
1192
01:26:16,259 --> 01:26:18,318
I�m so sorry!
1193
01:26:18,392 --> 01:26:22,232
- Oh, God!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
1194
01:26:28,238 --> 01:26:30,900
What are you doing here?
Where's Ron?
1195
01:26:30,972 --> 01:26:35,846
Sleeping it off on the beach.
Mission accomplished.
1196
01:26:35,910 --> 01:26:38,178
Really? Well, I need proof.
1197
01:26:39,616 --> 01:26:42,084
Oh, I've got it.
Pictures galore.
1198
01:26:42,149 --> 01:26:45,452
Excellent. Let's see.
1199
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,219
We could do that now, or...
1200
01:26:48,289 --> 01:26:51,262
you and I could celebrate.
1201
01:26:51,327 --> 01:26:54,126
Billy.
1202
01:26:54,194 --> 01:26:56,188
Leave now.
1203
01:26:59,834 --> 01:27:01,566
Dut, dut, dut, dut, dut.
1204
01:27:01,637 --> 01:27:03,869
By the way...
1205
01:27:03,938 --> 01:27:06,100
I like to get wild.
1206
01:27:11,045 --> 01:27:14,212
You like to get wild,
don�t you, Todd?
1207
01:27:14,282 --> 01:27:16,252
Oh.
1208
01:27:18,450 --> 01:27:20,718
Hey, fellas.
1209
01:27:20,787 --> 01:27:24,989
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
1210
01:27:25,059 --> 01:27:28,428
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Drink! Drink! Drink!
1211
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:32,560
Mazeltov!
1212
01:27:45,744 --> 01:27:47,771
Where is she going?
1213
01:27:47,846 --> 01:27:51,343
She went home. I told her
I'd see her tomorrow at the annulment.
1214
01:27:51,418 --> 01:27:53,750
You're not gonna stay
with her? She's perfect!
1215
01:27:53,818 --> 01:27:55,914
I know that, buddy,
but I told her...
1216
01:27:55,987 --> 01:28:00,361
I've got a couple of very
important things back in Cleveland.
1217
01:28:00,426 --> 01:28:03,487
That was stupid.
She's rich!
1218
01:28:03,561 --> 01:28:07,661
You gotta relax, okay? We're still dating.
We're gonna do the long-distance thing.
1219
01:28:07,733 --> 01:28:12,265
I'm not that stupid. Right?
Hang on a sec.
1220
01:28:12,338 --> 01:28:14,035
See, he was wondemul.
1221
01:28:14,107 --> 01:28:16,200
Excuse me, ladies.
1222
01:28:16,273 --> 01:28:19,303
Hi. I, uh- I hate to ask this...
1223
01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:22,816
but what exactly is Jason�s-
1224
01:28:22,880 --> 01:28:26,217
Uh, Sonny's secret?
1225
01:28:26,284 --> 01:28:28,719
I don't know what to tell you, Rico.
It's a God-given talent.
1226
01:28:28,785 --> 01:28:31,690
- He's like Mother Teresa.
- Wait a minute.
1227
01:28:31,756 --> 01:28:35,058
He's like Mother Teresa in the sack?
1228
01:28:35,126 --> 01:28:38,031
Yeah, he is. I just wish
he was staying longer.
1229
01:28:38,096 --> 01:28:41,328
There are so many more of us
that need to be cured.
1230
01:28:41,397 --> 01:28:44,370
Cured? The only thing
that guy could cure is a ham!
1231
01:28:44,435 --> 01:28:47,840
I've been a sex addict all my life.
I have tried everything.
1232
01:28:47,905 --> 01:28:52,572
Even electroshock therapy.
Nothing worked... until I slept with Sonny.
1233
01:28:52,642 --> 01:28:57,380
It was so-
foul.
1234
01:28:57,447 --> 01:29:02,186
I don't think I'll ever have sex again!
He's an angel.
1235
01:29:02,253 --> 01:29:05,747
Hey, he is an angel.
1236
01:29:05,821 --> 01:29:08,088
- Well, thanks, ladies.
- Yeah, sure.
1237
01:29:11,462 --> 01:29:13,489
He's an angel.
1238
01:29:17,299 --> 01:29:20,430
Whoo! I am wiped out.
1239
01:29:20,503 --> 01:29:23,532
Man, those chicks were passing me
around like the Stanley Cup in there.
1240
01:29:23,607 --> 01:29:27,738
- I bet they were, you pathetic-
- Sonny Crockett, you're the man.
1241
01:29:27,809 --> 01:29:32,683
Ah, I do my best. Now, I gotta find
a little beverage, replenish my fluids.
1242
01:29:32,747 --> 01:29:34,774
Yeah.
1243
01:29:34,849 --> 01:29:38,219
I was gonna rip him a new one.
1244
01:29:38,286 --> 01:29:42,056
Sometimes you gotta let your buddies
have their little moment in the sun, okay?
1245
01:29:42,123 --> 01:29:44,924
And besides, we're gonna be
able to hang this over him forever.
1246
01:29:44,993 --> 01:29:46,987
Oh, yeah.
1247
01:29:47,262 --> 01:29:51,929
Ooh. Mmm, all right.
Come on. Let's do this.
1248
01:29:51,999 --> 01:29:54,938
- One more thing.
- What?
1249
01:30:01,974 --> 01:30:04,241
What-What are you doing?
1250
01:30:04,311 --> 01:30:08,776
Well, you know, Todd,
I thought a lot about what you said...
1251
01:30:08,849 --> 01:30:11,377
and you were right.
1252
01:30:11,453 --> 01:30:16,793
- I do want a threesome.
- I meant two girls, okay?
1253
01:30:16,857 --> 01:30:18,952
Two girls! Okay?
1254
01:30:20,894 --> 01:30:23,229
Come on, buddy.
1255
01:30:23,297 --> 01:30:26,825
Don�t you wanna go
balls to the wall?
1256
01:30:29,236 --> 01:30:31,604
No, I-I- I don't.
1257
01:30:36,142 --> 01:30:39,443
Guess what everybody.
I'm free from my penis!
1258
01:30:45,584 --> 01:30:48,817
I'm totally flaccid.
It's great!
1259
01:30:48,887 --> 01:30:51,323
What, did your horse
stif_juice run out?
1260
01:30:51,389 --> 01:30:54,089
Not exactly.
1261
01:30:57,095 --> 01:30:59,624
What are you gonna do with that?
1262
01:30:59,699 --> 01:31:03,363
- Oh.
- Seth.
1263
01:31:03,435 --> 01:31:07,169
- Rar, rar, rar, rar.
- You slept with the Nazi?
1264
01:31:07,238 --> 01:31:11,977
She's a total neat freak, man, just like me.
I it�s like we were destined to meet.
1265
01:31:12,044 --> 01:31:17,111
- Seth, you're a Jew.
- A self-loathing Jew. It's perfect!
1266
01:31:22,288 --> 01:31:25,121
Hey, have, uh, you guys seen Ron?
1267
01:31:25,187 --> 01:31:28,320
Oh, God. Oh, God.
1268
01:31:28,393 --> 01:31:30,955
Ron, listen, it's cool.
1269
01:31:31,028 --> 01:31:36,299
Okay, it's cool. I like you.
Okay? This is just- It's not my thing!
1270
01:31:36,365 --> 01:31:39,065
- Okay?
- Shh.
1271
01:31:39,136 --> 01:31:44,010
If this is going to be special,
I need it to be silent.
1272
01:31:44,074 --> 01:31:47,639
Oh, God.
1273
01:31:47,709 --> 01:31:53,245
Oh, God, no. No, listen. listen.
1274
01:31:53,316 --> 01:31:57,691
Hey, Billy, have you seen-
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Ron?
1275
01:31:57,755 --> 01:31:59,848
What? What?
No, it's not what it looks like.
1276
01:31:59,922 --> 01:32:03,020
Todd was tying
to break Mel and I up...
1277
01:32:03,092 --> 01:32:06,064
because he was worried I was gonna
replace him at Mel's dad's company.
1278
01:32:06,129 --> 01:32:10,093
I don't even want the job, you dumb shit!
All I want is Mel.
1279
01:32:12,100 --> 01:32:15,835
So in retaliation
you decided to rape him?
1280
01:32:15,904 --> 01:32:18,272
I can respect that.
1281
01:32:18,341 --> 01:32:23,874
Hey, fellas, looks like
the real party's in here.
1282
01:32:26,181 --> 01:32:29,551
So, is there an agreed
upon safe word or what?
1283
01:32:29,617 --> 01:32:32,021
It's not what you think.
1284
01:32:39,161 --> 01:32:43,261
Mel.
1285
01:32:43,331 --> 01:32:46,235
You are sick.
1286
01:32:46,301 --> 01:32:49,796
I- No, no, wait! It's not what you think.
Todd set me up!
1287
01:32:49,871 --> 01:32:53,275
Wait, no. Honey! Hey!
1288
01:32:53,340 --> 01:32:55,778
No.
1289
01:32:58,979 --> 01:33:02,316
What the hell is he talking about?
1290
01:33:02,383 --> 01:33:04,353
Ask him.
1291
01:33:10,057 --> 01:33:12,618
Mel!
1292
01:33:15,294 --> 01:33:17,128
Mel!
1293
01:33:19,901 --> 01:33:22,267
Hey!
1294
01:33:22,334 --> 01:33:24,931
Wait, wait, wait
Hang on!
1295
01:33:28,174 --> 01:33:32,946
So he set this whole thing up
to get Ron to cheat. Sorry.
1296
01:33:33,013 --> 01:33:36,644
Fuck you.
1297
01:33:36,715 --> 01:33:41,316
- Is this true?
- Sweetheart, he's- he's lying.
1298
01:33:41,386 --> 01:33:43,585
You are so fucking fired, Billy!
1299
01:33:43,657 --> 01:33:46,821
Really, huh?
After all I've done.
1300
01:33:46,891 --> 01:33:50,626
He's been skimming off the top for years
and sleeping with Angela in Accounting.
1301
01:33:50,695 --> 01:33:53,258
She gave him crabs.
I bought the cream.
1302
01:33:53,331 --> 01:33:56,134
- Bullshit!
- Bastard!
1303
01:33:56,202 --> 01:33:59,331
Okay, everybody out of the room.
1304
01:33:59,403 --> 01:34:02,740
- Now, Autumn, honey-
- I said out now!
1305
01:34:09,547 --> 01:34:12,542
- Angela in Accounting!
- Baby, I can explain.
1306
01:34:12,616 --> 01:34:16,556
Look at me! You son of a bitch!
1307
01:34:16,620 --> 01:34:19,286
Mel!
1308
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:25,789
It's my fianc�e.
It's all a big misunderstanding.
1309
01:34:25,862 --> 01:34:30,397
Hang on! We're taking a shortcut!
1310
01:34:32,203 --> 01:34:34,832
Look out! Look out!
1311
01:34:45,982 --> 01:34:48,715
Mel! Mel!
1312
01:34:48,785 --> 01:34:51,416
Take the wheel!
1313
01:34:51,488 --> 01:34:54,085
- Mel, let's talk.
- Leave me alone!
1314
01:35:00,663 --> 01:35:02,963
Ron!
1315
01:35:04,801 --> 01:35:07,831
- Ron!
- Mel! Mel! Mel, listen.
1316
01:35:07,904 --> 01:35:10,533
Listen, listen, listen. Todd thought
I was going to take his job.
1317
01:35:10,605 --> 01:35:14,171
- He wanted to get rid of me, so he's tried to set me up.
- He what?
1318
01:35:14,243 --> 01:35:18,378
What were you doing in that room? I saw you!
1319
01:35:18,448 --> 01:35:22,180
We were just tying to scare him,
that's all! That's all we were doing.
1320
01:35:22,249 --> 01:35:27,819
Mel, you know me. And you know that
I love you. And I would never cheat on you.
1321
01:35:29,125 --> 01:35:32,027
Come on. Listen!
This-This weekend...
1322
01:35:32,092 --> 01:35:36,295
I have heard nothing- nothing
but reasons why we should not get married.
1323
01:35:36,364 --> 01:35:39,200
You know, that it's-it's-
it's too soon...
1324
01:35:39,267 --> 01:35:41,261
that marriage
is a dead institution...
1325
01:35:41,337 --> 01:35:44,569
that golf is boring if you play
only one hole the rest of your life.
1326
01:35:44,638 --> 01:35:46,973
What are you talking about?
1327
01:35:47,041 --> 01:35:48,772
I don't know!
1328
01:35:50,310 --> 01:35:52,714
Look, look. Listen, listen.
What I mean is this.
1329
01:35:52,781 --> 01:35:58,655
What I'm tying to say is that no matter
what anyone else tells me...
1330
01:35:58,718 --> 01:36:02,955
all I can think about is the next time
I get to stare into your eyes.
1331
01:36:03,023 --> 01:36:08,556
And if I get a chance to do
that everyday for the rest of my life...
1332
01:36:08,627 --> 01:36:10,894
that sounds like
a pretty good deal to me.
1333
01:36:22,641 --> 01:36:26,012
- I'm ready to elope.
- You're ready to-
1334
01:36:26,079 --> 01:36:29,177
I'm sick of this bride-to-be stuff.
I'm ready to elope.
1335
01:36:29,249 --> 01:36:33,016
Okay. Are you- Are you serious?
1336
01:36:33,085 --> 01:36:36,752
'Cause I think Derek actually knows
a place that- that we can- could go.
1337
01:36:36,822 --> 01:36:41,822
I am-Actually, I think I know
someone who can help us.
1338
01:36:49,601 --> 01:36:54,838
Do you, Ron, take Melinda to be
your lawfully wedded wife?
1339
01:36:54,906 --> 01:36:57,844
- I do.
- Do you, Melinda...
1340
01:36:57,909 --> 01:37:01,006
take Ron to be
your lawfully wedded husband?
1341
01:37:01,078 --> 01:37:03,812
I do.
1342
01:37:03,882 --> 01:37:07,182
Way to go, Ron!
1343
01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:11,693
- Sorry, Mel.
- It's okay.
1344
01:37:11,756 --> 01:37:16,391
By the power vested in me
and the state of Florida...
1345
01:37:16,461 --> 01:37:18,292
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1346
01:37:18,361 --> 01:37:22,029
You may kiss your bride, Papi.
1347
01:37:29,106 --> 01:37:31,871
Oh, thank God.
I'm starving.
1348
01:37:31,941 --> 01:37:35,541
Yeah, I could really go for a pizza.
1349
01:37:35,612 --> 01:37:37,741
You like pizza?
1350
01:37:49,492 --> 01:37:52,897
Aloha, welcome!
1351
01:37:52,963 --> 01:37:58,338
Aloha back at ya. Last name Rhodes,
checking into the honeymoon suite!
1352
01:37:58,401 --> 01:38:02,866
I'm sorry, ma'am. It appears the honeymoon
suite is booked for another party.
1353
01:38:02,939 --> 01:38:05,704
Well, check again.
It's my honeymoon!
1354
01:38:05,774 --> 01:38:10,273
Calvin, tell this man you made the reservation
in the honeymoon suite.
1355
01:38:10,345 --> 01:38:13,078
- Baby, the thing is-
- Don�t you "baby" me!
1356
01:38:13,148 --> 01:38:16,212
I didn't wait 17 years...
1357
01:38:16,286 --> 01:38:19,450
to not have my honeymoon
in the honeymoon suite.
1358
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:23,016
Hi. Checking into the honeymoon suite.
Last name Simmons.
1359
01:38:24,326 --> 01:38:26,319
You-
1360
01:38:27,797 --> 01:38:30,265
You son of a bitch!
1361
01:38:30,330 --> 01:38:34,635
Hey, you. Small world, huh?
1362
01:38:34,702 --> 01:38:37,732
I'm gonna kill you!
1363
01:38:37,806 --> 01:38:40,277
No, get back! Get back!
You are nuts!
1364
01:38:40,342 --> 01:38:44,748
- Get over here, you son of a bitch!
- Mel! Mel!
1365
01:38:44,812 --> 01:38:48,080
Get your ass over here!
1366
01:38:48,148 --> 01:38:50,950
You son of a bitch!
1367
01:38:51,019 --> 01:38:55,790
- That's my ring!
- That was my grandmother's ring!
1368
01:38:55,856 --> 01:38:58,292
- You little shit!
- Get away from me!
1369
01:38:58,358 --> 01:39:00,419
You need some therapy, woman!
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