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Alright, here we go,
question number 8, how do
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you express your sexual
pleasure with moans,
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groans, sighs, or other noises?
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Uh, I yodel.
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And we just broke up.
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And we just broke up.
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Hey little dude, how do you
express your sexual pleasure?
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With Kleenex and Vaseline.
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Ha ha, right Simon?
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It says if you don't know the color
of my eyes you only want one thing.
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Two things, actually.
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Will you give me a find
of the color of your eyes?
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What will I give you?
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Shouldn't you just know?
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Yeah, I do.
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Blue.
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Brown.
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The green.
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Oh, you're alive!
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Thank you, Simon.
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It's nice to have someone
paying attention around here.
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Cheers.
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I don't really drink.
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Is it because I put my lips on it?
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Hey brother, if you want to kiss a
girl, this is about the closest you'll get.
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Leave him alone, he's a sweet kiss.
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Sweet, cute, and nice.
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The three unfuckables.
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Yep.
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Just because I don't go
around bragging about
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how I squeeze butts,
doesn't mean I don't do it.
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Actually, I do.
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When Trish comes
over, you put on Cologne
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and pretend to bump
into her in the hallway.
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He's always in the hallway.
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In the hallway squeezing butts?
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Yeah, well you know what?
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One of these days, I just might let him.
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Excuse me?
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Don't be jealous.
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I'm not gonna let him.
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Not in the car.
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Babe, that's disgusting.
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How far away is this place?
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We've been driving for like two hours.
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Relax.
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It's around here somewhere.
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Yeah, I think I took the wrong road.
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God, is she alright?
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My eyes!
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Okay, okay, they're Hazel.
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Oh!
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What the shit?
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Stop!
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This is not a kiss!
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Ah!
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Help!
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Ah!
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No!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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Someone get me out. I can't move.
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Trish!
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I can't. I'm stuck.
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I can't get a signal.
It's just one long, solid ring.
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Maybe I should try?
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It's weird. I can still hear it ringing.
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Somebody's got to get to the road.
There's no signal.
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Greg! I can't move. You've got to help.
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Yeah, I feel you, bro. I can't move either.
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My leg, it's snapped like a twig.
I can't walk on that.
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Ask him. He doesn't have a scratch on him.
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No. No way. That thing is still outside.
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Lemon, please. Please.
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Please.
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Well, I mean, it's not that I can't.
Actually, I can, but...
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Yeah. Yeah, sure. I'll just go,
you know, just get an ambulance.
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Or something.
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Brother. Be careful.
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Awesome.
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Stop!
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Wait! Wait! Please!
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