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[Nat King Cole's Sweet Lorraine]
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*
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* I JUST FOUND JOY
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* I'M AS HAPPY AS A BABY BOY
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*
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* WITH ANOTHER BRAND NEW
CHOO-CHOO TOY *
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*
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* WHEN I MET
MY SWEET LORRAINE *
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* LORRAINE LORRAINE
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* SHE'S GOT A PAIR OF EYES
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* THAT ARE BRIGHTER
THAN THE SUMMER SKY *
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* WHEN YOU SEE THEM
YOU REALIZE *
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* WHY I LOVE
MY SWEET LORRAINE *
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*
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* NOW WHEN IT'S RAINING
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* I DON'T MISS THE SUN
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* BECAUSE IT'S
IN MY BABY'S SMILE *
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* HO HO
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* AND TO THINK THAT I'M
THE LUCKY ONE *
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* THAT WOULD LEAD HER
DOWN THE AISLE *
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* OH HO OH
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* EACH NIGHT I PRAY
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* THAT NO ONE WILL STEAL
HER HEART AWAY *
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* I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL
THAT LUCKY DAY *
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* WHEN I MARRY SWEET LORRAINE
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(man)
SHE IS A BEAUTY.
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WHO?
WHAT?
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WHO?
WHO IS A BEAUTY?
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HEH, THE CAR.
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OH, OH, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE TALKING
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ABOUT A CHICK WALKING
OUTSIDE.
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I LOST MY CONCENTRATION.
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WHY DO YOU THINK
THEY CALL CARS "SHE?"
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NEVER "HE."
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IT'S ALWAYS "SHE."
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I GUESS IT'S JUST CUSTOM.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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DON'T PRESS ME.
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(woman)
YOU'RE A SICK MAN.
SICK!
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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DO YOU HEAR ME?
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WHO'S SICK?
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WHO DO YOU THINK
I'M SCREAMING AT?
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HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE
UP THERE?
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THERE'S ONLY YOU
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AND YOU'RE A SICK HUMAN BEING.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
SOMETIMES.
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WHERE'S MY WHITE-ON-WHITE SHIRT?
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IT'S LIKE YELLING TO A WALL
TO YOU.
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I'M CARRYING ON ABOUT
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WHAT A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING
YOU ARE
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AND ALL YOU WANT TO KNOW
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IS WHERE YOUR WHITE-ON-WHITE
SHIRT IS?
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YEAH, THE ONE WITH
THE PERMANENT STAYS.
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I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU
TO HUSTLE ME HERE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
I REALLY--
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I REALLY HATE THAT.
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I HATE BEING HUSTLED.
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I JUST WANT A NICE,
HONEST PRICE, YOU KNOW?
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I JUST DON'T WANT
ANY SPECIAL DEALS.
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JUST A NICE, HONEST PRICE.
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AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR.
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OF COURSE, MR. BABOWSKY.
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NOW HOW MUCH ARE YOU WILLING
TO PAY?
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[laughs]
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YOU'RE DOING IT, SEE?
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YOU'RE DOING IT ALREADY.
I HATE THAT.
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YOU--YOU--YOU'RE GIVING ME
A HUSTLE NUMBER.
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I AM JUST TRYING
TO GET AN IDEA
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OF HOW MUCH YOU'RE WILLING
TO PAY.
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$4.
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I'D LIKE TO PAY
$4 A MONTH.
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NOW THAT IS NOT AN HONEST
ANSWER.
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WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO HEAR?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME
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WHAT YOU WANT ME TO PAY,
OKAY?
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AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHETHER
I'LL PAY IT.
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AND THEN WE WON'T HAVE TO GET
THIS HUSTLE NUMBER GOING,
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WHICH I REALLY HATE.
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WHAT DO I WANT TO PAY?
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I WANT TO PAY NOTHING.
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YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE.
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YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO LISTEN!
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID.
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I GOT NO IDEA.
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IF YOU'D LISTEN
YOU'D KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
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IS IT MY FAULT?
YEAH.
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I'M SORRY, OKAY?
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I'M SORRY.
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I COULD DO NO BETTER
THAN THAT.
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A FULL UNCONDITIONAL
APOLOGY.
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ALL RIGHT?
OKAY?
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[kids shouting]
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AND BY THE WAY,
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WHY DON'T YOU SEND
A SEARCH PARTY OUT
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FOR THE WHITE-ON-WHITE SHIRT?
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THE BEST ONE I GOT.
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[engine revs]
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NOW IF YOU HAVE EVEN
THE SMALLEST PROBLEM,
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YOU CALL ME PERSONALLY
AND I'LL JUST SHOOT YOU
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STRAIGHT IN TO THE SERVICE
DEPARTMENT.
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OKAY, NOW, UH,
I GET THE LOANER, RIGHT,
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IF MY CAR HAS TO STAY.
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AS WE DISCUSSED,
YOU GET A CAR
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IF THE CAR HAS TO STAY
OVERNIGHT.
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UH, DO I GET THE LOANER?
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YES.
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[sighs]
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SHE'S DRIVING ME
TO MY GRAVE.
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THAT'S IT.
I'M HEADED TO MY GRAVE.
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I'M ON MY WAY TO MY GRAVE.
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WOMAN IS DRIVING ME INSANE.
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IT'S NOT SUPPOSED
TO BE LIKE THIS.
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UH-UH.
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11:00, MY NECK IS STIFF
AS A BOARD.
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UGH.
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OH, IT'S TIGHT.
OH.
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[groans]
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NOW YOU ENJOY THE CAR,
MR. BABOWSKY.
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[horn honking]
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OH, MY GOD.
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[honking]
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ARE YOU A LUNATIC?
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
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THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE ME
COMING OUT OF THIS LOT?
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HUH?
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THERE'S A RED LIGHT THERE,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STOP!
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ME?
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ARE YOU CRAZY?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO JUST BACK
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INTO THE MIDDLE
OF THE STREET LIKE THAT?
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A MAN'S DRIVING ALONG
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AND YOU WANT TO BACK
INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
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WHAT KIND OF DRIVING IS THAT?
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THERE'S A RED LIGHT THERE,
YOU KNOW?
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I WAS MAKING A SPACE
FOR MYSELF.
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THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING
TO DO
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IN ORDER TO GET
INTO THE STREET.
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YOU BOLTED OUTTA NOWHERE!
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THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO.
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YOU BOLTED OUT OF NOWHERE,
PAL.
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I BOLTED?
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YOU BOLTED OUTTA NO PLACE!
I BOLTED?
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BOLTED OUTTA NOWHERE!
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I BOLTED AT SIX MILES AN HOUR?
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I BOLTED INTO THE STREET?
THAT'S RIGHT!
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YOU SHMUCK!
BACK AWAY FROM ME!
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL BACK AWAY.
BACK AWAY FROM ME.
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I'LL BACK AWAY.
I'M BACKING AWAY.
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HERE, I BACKED AWAY, HUH?
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[shouting]
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YOU LUNATIC!
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WILL YOU LOOK
AT THIS GUY, HUH?
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HE BACKS IN FRONT OF ME,
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HE RIPS MY SIDE-VIEW MIRROR OFF,
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AND THEN--AND I'M CRAZY?
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YOU GODDAMN LUNATIC!
YOU'RE DEAD!
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[shouting]
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YOU ARE CRAZY!
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YOU ARE NUTS!
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THE OUGHTA LOCK YOU UP
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AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
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THAT'S WHAT THE OUGHTA DO
TO YOU.
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LOOK AT THIS.
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LOOK AT THIS!
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MY CAR'S GOT 1/16TH OF A MILE
ON IT
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AND IT'S ALREADY BEEN HIT.
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I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU.
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[shouting]
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I'M GONNA GET EVEN WITH YOU,
YOU SON OF A BITCH.
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I'M GONNA GET EVEN
WITH YOU.
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LOOK, YOU WANNA DRIVE
A CADILLAC,
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LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
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YOU WANNA GET EVEN
WITH SOMEBODY,
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG PERSON
TO GET EVEN WITH, PAL!
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NOBODY BACKS IN TRAFFIC,
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SMASHED MY CAR,
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AND THEN TELLS ME
THEY'RE GONNA GET EVEN!
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I'M GONNA GET EVEN, PAL!
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WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MIRROR.
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[shouting]
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NOW A LOANER,
A LOANER.
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RIGHT NOW, NO TALK!
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GOOD MORNING, MRS. FOSTER.
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HI, I REPRESENT THE GIBRALTAR
ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY.
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WE'RE GONNA BE HAVING
A REPRESENTATIVE
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IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY.
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WE WERE WONDERING
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
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IN SEEING THE BENEFITS
OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT?
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YES, WELL,
WE DO ALUMINUM SIDING--
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WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN SEEING THE BENEFITS
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OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT?
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WELL, WE DO ALUMINUM SIDING,
WHICH--
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MRS. BEADLE, ARE YOU INTERESTED
IN ALUMINUM SIDING?
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ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY.
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SO THE DOCTOR SAYS
WHEN I GET
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ALL THE INFORMATION BACK,
I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
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HE LEAVES THE DOCTOR.
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SO ONE DAY THE PHONE RINGS,
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THE GUY GOES TO PICK IT UP.
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GUY?
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THE GUY.
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NOT THE DOCTOR?
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THAT'S RIGHT, THE GUY
GETS A TELEPHONE CALL.
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IT'S THE DOCTOR
ON THE LINE.
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DON'T GET SO IRRITABLE.
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WELL, LISTEN TO WHAT
I'M SAYING.
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LET HIM TELL THE JOKE,
CHEESE.
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SO THE DOCTOR SAYS,
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"I GOT SOME BAD NEWS
AND SOME WORSE NEWS."
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GUY SAYS, "WELL, LET ME HEAR
THE BAD NEWS FIRST."
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DOCTOR SAYS, "YOU GOT.
24 HOURS TO LIVE."
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THE GUY SAYS, "WELL,
WHAT'S THE WORSE NEWS?"
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DOCTOR SAYS, "I FORGOT
TO CALL YOU YESTERDAY."
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SO THE GUY'S DEAD,
RIGHT?
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THAT'S GOOD.
WORSE NEWS AND BAD NEWS.
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DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAYS?
"THE GUY DIES?"
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IT'S A DUMB JOKE
BUT IT'S GOOD.
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[overlapping chatter]
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY!
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WE HEAR YOU.
ALL RIGHT.
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SO DID YOU GET
YOUR NEW CADILLAC?
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YEAH, IT'S ALREADY BEEN HIT.
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HIT?
WHAT?
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I DIDN'T HAVE THE THING
FIVE MINUTES.
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AW.
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I WAS BACKING OUT
OF THE PLACE,
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A GUY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE,
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BANGS RIGHT INTO MY CAR.
OH, JESUS.
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I CALL.
WHATTAYA GOT?
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UH, 6'S.
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PAIR O'JAKES.
I WIN AGAIN.
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PAIR OF 6'S?
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SO I LIED.
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SO HOW MUCH DAMAGE?
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$600 WORTH AT LEAST.
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$600?
YEAH.
243
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,839
I'D GET RID OF THAT CAR.
244
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,841
WITH THAT KIND OF DAMAGE,
THE CAR WON'T BE ANY GOOD.
245
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,676
HE PROBABLY DENTED
THE FRAME.
246
00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,677
HE DIDN'T DENT THE FRAME.
247
00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,679
YOU HIT THE FRAME,
THE CAR DOESN'T RUN RIGHT.
248
00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:07,781
HE DIDN'T DENT THE FRAME.
WATCH MY LIPS.
249
00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:08,782
DON'T GET SO IRRITABLE.
250
00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,350
YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.
251
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,852
(Moe)
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
252
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,921
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
253
00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:16,690
I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY.
254
00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,926
IF HE'D APOLOGIZED,
IT WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
255
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:19,960
BUT HE GETS OUT OF THE CAR.
256
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:20,861
HE TRIES TO PUSH ME AROUND.
257
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,096
DON'T LET ANYBODY
PUSH YOU AROUND, B.B.
258
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:25,766
I'M GONNA GET THIS GUY.
259
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,668
JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT.
260
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,943
AND HE ATTACKS ME.
261
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,945
HE RIPS MY--
MY SIDE-VIEW MIRROR OFF!
262
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:38,946
ONE OF THE LOONIES.
263
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,781
UNBELIEVABLE.
DID YOU LIVE?
264
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,782
DID YOU GET HIS NAME?
265
00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:43,951
YEAH, I GOT HIS NAME.
266
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,418
POLICE CAME.
267
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:46,654
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
268
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,255
THE GUY'S AN IDIOT.
269
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,123
YEAH, I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.
270
00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,124
POLISH NAME.
271
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:53,661
BABOWSKY.
BILL BABOWSKY.
272
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,962
FUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH.
273
00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,296
HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY.
274
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,665
THEY CALL HIM B.B.
275
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,299
YOU KNOW THIS SON OF A BITCH?
276
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,968
YEAH, YEAH,
HE WORKS WITH BAGEL.
277
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:03,937
HE SELLS ALUMINUM SIDING?
278
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,138
UH-HUH.
SAME AS US.
279
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,106
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
280
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,675
OF ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT COULD RUN INTO ME,
281
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,242
IT HAS TO BE ANOTHER TIN MAN.
282
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,343
HOW COME I DON'T KNOW HIM?
283
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,145
AH, COME ON,
YOU MUST'VE SEEN HIM.
284
00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,747
HE HANGS OUT WITH THAT GROUP,
YOU KNOW?
285
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,449
CHEESE, CARLY, BENELLI.
286
00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,118
GIBRALTAR SIDING.
287
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:19,687
YOU KNOW THAT GROUP.
288
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:20,688
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY.
289
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:22,255
COME ON!
290
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,857
WHEN WE WERE UP AT THE CORRAL,
HE WAS THERE ONE NIGHT.
291
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,958
YOU KNOW WHEN
WE WERE ALL THERE.
292
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,459
HE'S--HE'S A GOOD DANCER.
293
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,128
YOU MUST KNOW.
YOU MUST'VE SEEN HIM.
294
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,329
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY.
295
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:30,463
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
296
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,765
GIL, HE DOESN'T KNOW
THE GUY.
297
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,300
HEY, LISTEN, I THOUGHT
HE KNEW THE GUY
298
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,802
OKAY, SAM?
299
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,704
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE DIDN'T KNOW THE GUY.
300
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,171
HE SEEMS TO BE INDICATING
THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW HIM.
301
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,141
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY,
ALL RIGHT?
302
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,109
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT?
303
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,176
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, GIL?
304
00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:45,713
NOW, HEY--HE'S A GOOD DANCER.
305
00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,480
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
DATE HIM?
306
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:49,516
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
IF HE'S A GOOD DANCER.
307
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,719
WELL, I THOUGHT
YOU SAW THE GUY.
308
00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,986
I TELL YA, I WAS AMAZED.
309
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,722
THIS GUY DOES A MERENGUE.
310
00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:55,989
WHOA, I'M TELLING YOU.
311
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,524
IF I WAS A GIRL,
312
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,827
I'D BE--I'D BE--
I'D BE REALLY IMPRESSED.
313
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,962
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE,
ARE YOU?
314
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,964
I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE.
NO, I'M NOT.
315
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,332
IS THIS FRESH?
316
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,466
[annoyed]
YES, IT'S FRESH.
317
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,968
I'M JUST ASKING,
FLORENCE.
318
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,203
YOU'RE ALWAYS JUST ASKING.
YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY.
319
00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:11,972
(Gil)
I CAN'T--I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW WELL
320
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,373
THIS GUY DOES THE MERENGUE.
321
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,541
CHOO CHOO CHA--PA!
322
00:11:14,574 --> 00:11:15,743
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.
323
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,377
YOU KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING.
324
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,912
WHEN I GET A HOLD OF THIS GUY,
325
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,480
I'M GONNA BREAK BOTH HIS LEGS.
326
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,050
AND THEN HE WON'T DANCE
THE MERENGUE TOO GOOD.
327
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,052
SON OF A BITCH.
328
00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,154
BACKS RIGHT--LOOK AT THE NOSE
ON MY CAR.
329
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,221
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
330
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,857
HOLY MACKEREL,
LOOK AT THAT.
331
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,391
AND IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL CAR
BEFORE THIS HAPPENED.
332
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:33,226
LET ME--LET ME ASK YOU
SOMETHING.
333
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:34,895
YOU WATCH ED SULLIVAN,
RIGHT?
334
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,063
WHICH ACTOR YOU LIKE BETTER,
335
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,497
THE GUY WHO SPINS
THE PLATES,
336
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,066
OR DO YOU LIKE, UH,
THE GUY WITH THE--
337
00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:41,068
THE HAND PUPPETS?
SENOR WENCES.
338
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,369
RIGHT, SENOR WENCES.
I LOVE THIS GUY.
339
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,503
SENOR WENCES.
340
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,437
HE'S GOOD.
HE'S THE BEST.
341
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:45,472
I MEAN,
THAT'S GOOD COMEDY.
342
00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:47,074
HE'S BETTER THAN THE GUY
THAT SPINS THE PLATES?
343
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,241
OF COURSE HE'S BETTER.
344
00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:50,110
THIS GUY--PLUS, HE'S GOT
NO OVERHEAD.
345
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,446
THE MAN'S GOT A HAND,
A CHALK, AND A BOX.
346
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,514
AND THAT'S IT.
347
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,249
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE,
HE PUTS A LITTLE WIG ON IT.
348
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,384
[mimics Senor Wences]
HELLO, SIR.
349
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,518
[unintelligible]
350
00:11:58,551 --> 00:11:59,887
I LOVE HIM.
I LOVE THE GUY.
351
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,054
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
352
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,857
BONANZA IS NOT AN ACCURATE
DEPICTION OF THE WEST.
353
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,092
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
354
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,259
YOU EVER WATCH THAT SHOW?
355
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,228
IS SOMEBODY TALKING ABOUT
BONANZA IN HERE?
356
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,262
TODAY'S A BONANZA DAY.
357
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,530
OH, IS TODAY A BO--
IT'S MONDAY!
358
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,099
TODAY IS BONANZA DAY.
359
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,266
IT'S BONANZA DAY.
BIG B DAY.
360
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:14,868
OH, EXCUSE ME!
361
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:16,403
YOU LAUGH.
YOU LAUGH ABOUT IT.
362
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,371
HOW'S BEN AND THE BOYS DOING?
363
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:20,107
YOU CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT
BUT IT'S JUST NO BELIEVABLE.
364
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:21,274
YOU EVER SEE THE SHOW?
365
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,275
IT'S A 50-YEAR-OLD FATHER
366
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,811
WITH THREE 47-YEAR-OLD SONS.
367
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:24,945
YOU KNOW WHY
THEY GET ALONG GOOD?
368
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,213
'CAUSE THEY'RE ALL
THE SAME AGE.
369
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,447
"HEY, PA, YOU RIDE THE HORSE...
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
370
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,615
AND I'LL GO TO TOWN."
371
00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:29,983
COME ON.
WHAT KIND OF SHOW IS THAT?
372
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:30,951
WELL, I DON'T--
373
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,953
LOOK, I'M NOT AN AUTHORITY
ON IT LIKE YOU ARE.
374
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,222
BUT I OCCASIONALLY WATCH
BONANZA.
375
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,824
AND I THINK IT'S, LIKE,
CAN YOU BELIEVE
376
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,258
HERE'S A MAN WHO'S GOT
THREE KIDS
377
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,893
FROM THREE DIFFERENT WIVES?
378
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,261
THEY ALL DIED AT CHILDBIRTH.
379
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,462
WHAT IS THIS HERE?
380
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,463
MUST'VE BEEN
A HELL OF A MAN.
381
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,165
WHO'S GONNA GO AROUND THERE?
382
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,234
HE'S THE KISS OF DEATH!
383
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,502
YEAH, IT'S CALLED ONE HUMP
AND OUT.
384
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,238
(Moe)
A LITTLE TIME TO KILL.
385
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,472
WANNA GET SOME COFFEE?
386
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:54,174
(B.B.)
NO, LET'S DO LIFE MAGAZINE.
387
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,976
(Moe)
OH, YEAH, IT'LL BE FUN.
388
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,577
(B.B.)
YEAH, CHEER ME UP.
389
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,146
(B.B.)
I THINK WE HAVE TO MOVE
390
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,313
THE CAMERA OVER ANOTHER FOOT!
391
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,314
(Moe)
YEAH?
392
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,315
(B.B.)
YEAH.
393
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:05,285
[loudly]
YEAH.
394
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,987
OH, YEAH.
YEAH, THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
395
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,421
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
A LOOK HERE?
396
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,090
YEAH, THE LIGHT
IS HITTING IT NOW
397
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,324
IN A PERFECT WAY.
398
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:12,759
IT'S GIVING US JUST EXACTLY
WHAT--IT'S VERY GOOD.
399
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,494
[Moe loudly]
YEAH, THAT REALLY SHOWS
THE FLAWS
400
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,129
IN THE STRUCTURE.
401
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,165
(B.B.)
YEAH, IT'S GOT A LOT OF THE--
402
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,332
IT'S SHOWING THE DISCOLORATION
HERE.
403
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,869
IT'S GOT THAT LOOK.
AND THE FLAKING--
404
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,170
THIS IS BETTER.
405
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,138
[quietly]
COME ON OUT, HONEY.
406
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,506
(Moe)
HEY, YOU GOT COLOR
IN HERE?
407
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,807
(B.B.)
COLORATION.
OH, YES, YES!
408
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,310
(Moe)
THIS IS TOO NICE
FOR BLACK AND WHITE.
409
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:32,479
YEAH.
IT'S GOTTA BE COLOR.
410
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,214
BINGO.
411
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,416
EXCUSE ME.
412
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,889
UH, WHAT ARE YOUSE DOIN'?
413
00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,290
I HOPE WE'RE NOT DISTURBING
YOU, MA'AM.
414
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,391
WE'RE WITH LIFE MAGAZINE.
415
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,492
WE'LL BE OUT OF HERE
IN JUST A MINUTE.
416
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,194
I GOTTA MOVE THE CAMERA OVER
ANOTHER FOOT THERE.
417
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,896
UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
LIFE MAGAZINE?
418
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,130
UH, JUST TWO MINUTES,
MA'AM.
419
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,298
AND THEN WE'LL BE
OUT OF YOUR WAY.
420
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,133
WE JUST NEED SOME PICTURES
FOR LIFE MAGAZINE
421
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,002
AND THEN WE WON'T BE
BOTHERING YOU.
422
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,070
LIFE MAGAZINE IS HERE
ON MY FRONT LAWN?
423
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,071
YEAH--YEAH, YOU SEE,
424
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,539
WE'RE DOING A LAYOUT ON, UH,
425
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,141
THE BENEFITS OF ALUMINUM SIDING.
426
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,677
YOU KNOW, KIND OF A BEFORE
AND AFTER PRESENTATION.
427
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,079
A BEFORE PICTURE?
428
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,147
YEAH.
429
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,148
SO THEY SEE YOUR HOUSE
430
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,050
AND ANOTHER HOUSE DONE
WITH ALUMINUM SIDING.
431
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,684
THE OTHER HOUSE LOOKIN'
SO MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL.
432
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,386
IN LIF MAGAZINE?
433
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,055
YES, SPECIAL ISSUE
ON HOME IMPROVEMENTS.
434
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,723
WAYS TO BEAUTIFY THE HOME.
435
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,691
YES, IT'S A WONDERFUL--
436
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,060
IT'S A WONDERFUL ISSUE.
437
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,528
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
PICTORIAL,
438
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:24,231
UH, THINGS THAT WE'VE
EVER DONE HERE IN LIFE.
439
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,566
YOU KNOW, WAYS TO IMPROVE
THE HOME.
440
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,069
(Moe)
THIS IS GONNA LOOK
VERY GOOD, B.B.
441
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,372
OUR HOUSE IS GONNA BE
THE BEFORE PICTURE
442
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,673
IN LIF MAGAZINE?
443
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,242
ARE YOU CRAZY?
444
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,011
WE KEEP LIFE MAGAZINE
ON OUR COFFEE TABLE.
445
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,413
AW, CAN'T MY HOUSE
BE THE AFTER?
446
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,349
[laughing]
NO, NO, NO.
447
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,683
NO.
THAT'S SO SWEET.
448
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,684
NO, THANK YOU.
449
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,553
BUT WE ALREADY HAVE A HOUSE
450
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,421
THAT, UH, THAT HAS
ALUMINUM SIDING
451
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,756
THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE
YOUR HOUSE
452
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,758
BUT IT'S EVER SO MUCH
MORE BEAUTIFUL.
453
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,093
YEAH, REALLY SHOWS THE CONTRAST
454
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,227
OF WHAT A HOUSE CAN LOOK LIKE.
455
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,129
HOW MUCH DOES THIS COST?
456
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,397
WHAT?
457
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,398
UH, THE--
458
00:14:58,431 --> 00:14:59,566
OH, THE ALUMINUM SIDING?
459
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,700
I DON'T KNOW.
460
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,069
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THE COSTS?
461
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,137
NO, BUT I THINK
IT'S FAIRLY REASONABLE.
462
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,439
WELL, CAN'T MY HOUSE
BE THE AFTER PICTURE
463
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,607
IN LIF MAGAZINE?
464
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,642
YOU COULD GET ANOTHER HOUSE
FOR THE BEFORE.
465
00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:10,743
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
466
00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,279
OH, YOU MEAN, UH--
467
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,546
YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR HOUSE
468
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,283
TO BE THE AFTER PICTURE
WITH ALUMINUM SIDING?
469
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,652
AND THEN WE WOULD HAVE
TO FIND ANOTHER HOUSE,
470
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,554
UH, TO LOOK LIKE THEIR HOUSE
WITH, UH--
471
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,655
FOR THE BEFORE PICTURE.
472
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,291
IS THAT POSSIBLE, HONS?
473
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,158
OH, I DON'T--
474
00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:26,359
I DON'T KNOW
IF WE COULD MANAGE THIS.
475
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:32,299
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
476
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,666
I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S KIND OF PUSHING IT, B.B.
477
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,168
IT'S PUSHING IT.
478
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,669
WELL, WHAT TIME'S
YOUR HUSBAND GET HOME?
479
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:38,138
'CAUSE HE'D HAVE TO GO OVER
THE FIGURES WITH A SALESMAN.
480
00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:39,172
THAT'S IF THERE'S
EVEN A SALESMAN
481
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,307
AVAILABLE THIS EVENING.
482
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,009
JERRY'LL BE HOME AT 7:00.
483
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,477
THAT'LL BE A TOTAL
OF $3,700.
484
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:48,081
$3,700?
485
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:51,184
HONEY, WE'RE GONNA BE
IN LIFE MAGAZINE!
486
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:52,319
(Carly)
BEFORE.
487
00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,486
AFTER.
488
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,788
YOU AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE
MIGHT'VE BEEN ASKING YOURSELF,
489
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:58,491
"EXACTLY WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS
OF ALUMINUM SIDING."
490
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,160
IT WON'T CHIP, PEEL, BLISTER,
491
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,162
CRACK, FLAKE, OR RUST
IN ANY WAY.
492
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,663
ONLY MAINTENANCE
YOU'LL EVER HAVE
493
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,166
IS TO WASH IT DOWN
TWICE A YEAR WITH A HOSE.
494
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,201
IT AFFORDS MUCH GREATER
INSULATION
495
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,203
WHICH MEANS IT CUTS DOWN
ON YOUR HEATING BILLS.
496
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,538
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
497
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,839
ONLY ON THIS SALE,
498
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,175
I'LL THROW IN A GARDEN HOSE
FOR THIS SALE.
499
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,509
LET'S DO SOME BUSINESS.
500
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,544
YOU GOT A DEAL.
501
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,446
YOU'RE A SMART MAN.
502
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,681
THIS HOUSE WILL BE
A MONUMENT TO YOUR GOOD TASTE.
503
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,316
SORRY.
504
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,163
[soft music on car radio]
505
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,831
WHAT HAPPENED?
506
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,400
ALMOST HAD 'EM.
507
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,568
I WAS THIS CLOSE.
508
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,535
YOU WERE IN THERE
LONG ENOUGH.
509
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,337
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
SEND ME IN TO CLOSE.
510
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,472
DAMN, I THOUGHT I HAD 'EM.
511
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839
NOTHING?
512
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,575
NOTHING.
513
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,644
[playing Girl From Ipanema]
514
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,380
* TALL AND TAN
515
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,382
* AND YOUNG AND LOVELY
516
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:59,219
[women laughing]
517
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,188
* WHEN SHE PASSES
518
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,390
* EACH ONE SHE PASSES GOES
519
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,392
(all)
* AAH
520
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,495
SO, 600 BUCKS.
521
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,896
LOOKS LIKE A GOOD DEAL.
522
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,564
PEOPLE OWN THEIR OWN HOME
523
00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,200
SO WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM
GETTING FINANCING.
524
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:14,234
VERY GOOD, MOUSE.
525
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:18,105
SO, THAT'S, UH--
526
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,241
$1,138.
527
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,711
(Wing)
...AND $38.
138.
528
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,580
THANKS, BOSS.
529
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,416
PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS
WITH YOU.
530
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,852
SO...WHAT'S YOUR GUYS'
STORY?
531
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:33,853
NOTHING AGAIN.
532
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,723
CAME UP SHORT.
533
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:38,291
LET ME GET A LITTLE ADVANCE.
534
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,227
300 JUST TO CARRY ME
FOR A BIT.
535
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,862
I'M ALREADY CARRYING YOU
FOR WHAT IS IT, $2,300?
536
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,197
SOMETHING LIKE THAT, TILLEY?
537
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:44,997
NO PROBLEM.
538
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,233
I'M IN A LITTLE SLUMP HERE
IS ALL.
539
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,300
THAT'S IT.
540
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,901
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE
A WALK ON ME?
541
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,703
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WALK?
542
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,440
YOU THINK I'M GONNA WORK
SOMEWHERES ELSE?
543
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,608
WING, YOU'VE BEEN VERY GOOD
TO ME.
544
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:56,676
VERY HONORABLE.
545
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,378
HE ALWAYS SAID THAT
ABOUT YOU, WING.
546
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,446
HE ALWAYS SAID THAT.
547
00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:00,747
BELIEVE ME, HE HAS.
548
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,749
I'LL GIVE YOU 150.
549
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,784
I NEED A BIT MORE
THAN THAT.
550
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,153
I GOT--I GOT EXPENSES.
551
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,220
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR WIFE?
552
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,288
SHE DON'T WORK?
553
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,922
YEAH, WHAT'S SHE GONNA MAKE
WORKING
554
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,160
IN THE SOCIAL SECURITY OFFICE?
555
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,261
[clears throat]
556
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,166
COME ON, WING.
557
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,300
CAN'T YOU DO NO BETTER
THAN THIS?
558
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,734
I MEAN, A MAN IN MY POSITION
559
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,170
IN TERMS OF THIS FIRM.
560
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,304
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
561
00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:25,738
[chuckles]
562
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,175
200.
THAT'S IT.
563
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,910
HONEY, COULD YOU BRING ME
A PACK OF MARLBOROS
564
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,745
AND ANOTHER SEVEN AND SEVEN
PLEASE?
565
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:33,980
SCOTCH, STRAIGHT UP.
566
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,482
YEAH, BRING ME ANOTHER
COROLLA, HUH?
567
00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:36,816
DID SHE HEAR ME SAY
SCOTCH, STRAIGHT UP?
568
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,684
NO.
569
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,520
LISTEN, MY GUYS TELL ME
THAT THE, UH,
570
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,789
HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION
IS THE REAL THING.
571
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,357
IT'S NO JACKPOT.
572
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,426
THESE GUYS CAN BE
A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
573
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,660
AND ANY OF THOSE SCAMS
THAT YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING--
574
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,196
THEY GET WIND OF IT,
575
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:50,297
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE
YOUR LICENSE
576
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,331
AND IT'S GOOD-BYE
TO BUSINESS.
577
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,499
THEY TAKE AWAY YOUR LICENSE,
578
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,833
THEY TAKE AWAY
YOUR LIVELIHOOD.
579
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:54,934
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE
ARE THESE?
580
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:55,935
WHICH SCAMS ARE THEY TALKING
ABOUT?
581
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:56,903
THEY GOT A LIST?
582
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,938
ANY IRREGULARITIES,
YOU KNOW?
583
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,607
YOU KNOW, YOU SELL A HOUSE
584
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,342
IN THE PRETENSE
IT'S A MODEL HOME.
585
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,476
ANYTHING ELSE SOLD
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD,
586
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,611
THEY GET A KICKBACK.
587
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:05,712
OR THE LIFE MAGAZINE SCAM.
588
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,779
YEAH.
589
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:07,980
YOU GUYS KNOW THE BULLSHIT
NUMBERS YOU CAN RUN.
590
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,349
(Gil)
JEEZ, WHAT A PAIN
IN THE ASS.
591
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,483
WHAT'S LEFT?
592
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,884
IS THIS COMMISSION
GONNA STICK AROUND
593
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,019
OR IS IT GONE WITH THE WIND?
594
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,487
THEY TAKE YOUR LICENSE?
595
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:15,622
(Wing)
YEAH.
596
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,789
AND NOT YOUR CAR LICENSE.
597
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,825
YOUR BUSINESS LICENSE,
TILLEY.
598
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:21,561
[sighs]
DON'T MENTION CARS.
599
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:25,565
(B.B.)
HOLD IT, HOLD IT--
WHOA, WHOA.
600
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,366
(Moe)
WHAT?
601
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,000
(B.B.)
THAT'S HIS CAR.
602
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,001
COME ON, BACK IT UP,
BACK IT UP.
603
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,737
OKAY, OKAY.
604
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,904
[laughs]
605
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,708
STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
606
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,577
STOP, STOP.
607
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:38,911
ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.
608
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,447
I'M GONNA EVEN THE SCORE.
609
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,652
[grumbling]
610
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,854
[chattering]
611
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:52,325
[glass breaking]
612
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,626
IT'S THAT LUNATIC AGAIN!
613
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,763
WHAT THE--
614
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,064
TILLEY!
TILLEY, BE CAREFUL!
615
00:19:58,097 --> 00:19:59,832
GO, GO, GO!
616
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:01,368
[tires squealing]
617
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506
DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
618
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,341
IS HE SANE OR WHAT?
619
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,442
ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?
620
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,610
WHAT'S HE GOT,
A GNAT UP HIS ASS?
621
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,911
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH THE GUY.
622
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,746
WELL, DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE HIM
FROM THE CORRAL?
623
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:16,082
I DON'T KNOW THE GUY.
624
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:19,552
BOY, I'LL NEVER FORGET
HIS MERENGUE.
625
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,754
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
626
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,925
IF MR. MERENGUE WANTS
TO PLAY,
627
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,060
WE'LL PLAY.
628
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,063
[sweeping dramatic music]
629
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:39,306
*
630
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,608
LOOK AT YOU.
631
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,776
2:45 AND HOME ALREADY.
632
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,877
WHAT HAPPENED?
633
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,713
YOU AND THE FELLAS RUN OUT
OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT?
634
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,081
PLEASE, I'M OUT THERE
WORKING MY FINGERS TO THE BONE
635
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,783
TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING.
636
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,118
WHAT'S A FIVE-LETTER WORD
637
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,953
FOR A PORTUGUESE
OVERSEAS PROVINCE?
638
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,755
TRY MACAU.
639
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,123
THAT FITS.
640
00:20:57,156 --> 00:21:00,560
M-A-C-U--
641
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,761
WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
SO LATE?
642
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,995
I'M OFF TOMORROW.
643
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,568
I THINK THIS PLACE
MAY BE
644
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,136
A LITTLE TOO LARGE FOR US.
645
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,472
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THIS MATCHBOX?
646
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,673
IT'S GOT A LOT OF OVERHEAD
TO IT.
647
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,342
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO?
648
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,843
SPEND YOUR TIME
IN THE BEDROOM AND THE KITCHEN.
649
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,411
THAT'S ALL.
650
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,646
WHY DO YOU NEED A LIVING ROOM
AND A DINING ROOM?
651
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,014
WHY DO YOU NEED
A BACKYARD?
652
00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,816
YOU'RE NOT SELLING ANYTHING?
653
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:26,853
I'M IN A SLUMP.
654
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,489
IT HAPPENS.
655
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:31,691
LAST YEAR, I'M NUMBER THREE
TOP SELLER.
656
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,526
YEAR BEFORE,
RIGHT UP THERE.
657
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,496
I CAN'T GET MY MOMENTUM
GOING THIS YEAR.
658
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,164
YOU WILL.
YOU ALWAYS DO.
659
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:40,099
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE
ALL THIS OVERHEAD
660
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,634
BREATHING DOWN MY NECK.
661
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,969
I MEAN, YOU GOTTA A PLACE
LIKE THIS,
662
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:44,537
THAT'S A LOT OF OVERHEAD.
663
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,138
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
664
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,040
THE MONTHLY PAYMENTS
ON YOUR CADILLAC ALONE
665
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,109
ARE WORTH MORE THAN
THIS WHOLE HOUSE.
666
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,143
WHY DON'T YOU GET YOURSELF
SOMETHING CHEAPER,
667
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,144
LIKE A CHEVY.
668
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,880
UGH.
669
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:58,050
DOESN'T INSTILL CONFIDENCE
IN MY CLIENTS.
670
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,719
CADILLAC MEANS YOU'RE DEALING
671
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,054
WITH SOMEONE OF IMPORTANCE.
672
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,523
[shoe thuds on floor]
673
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,527
I THOUGHT I HAD A COUPLE
TONIGHT.
674
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,062
THEY JUST SLIPPED AWAY.
675
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:13,866
JUST SLIPPED...AWAY.
676
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,138
I'M GONNA TAKE A BATH.
677
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,741
MY NECK'S BEEN TIGHT
SINCE THIS MORNING.
678
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,077
I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHTS.
679
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,051
YOU KNOW, TILLEY,
680
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,220
WE HARDLY EVER DO THINGS
TOGETHER.
681
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,555
LIKE WHAT?
682
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:39,158
DO FUN THINGS TOGETHER
THAT ARE ENJOYABLE.
683
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,728
WHAT WOULD WE DO TOGETHER
FOR IT TO BE ENJOYABLE?
684
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:45,598
IF WE WENT ON A PICNIC
IT WOULD BE FUN.
685
00:22:45,632 --> 00:22:46,899
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THE PICNIC.
686
00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:47,734
YOU GO SOME PLACE,
687
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:48,901
PUT A THING ON THE GROUND
AND EAT.
688
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,737
YEAH, IT'S NICE TO DO THAT.
689
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:51,838
WHY?
690
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,005
I DON'T GET IT.
691
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,741
IT'S BETTER SITTING
IN FRONT OF THE TV.
692
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:55,908
I HAPPEN TO THINK
THERE'S SOMETHING NICE
693
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:56,909
ABOUT A PICNIC.
694
00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:57,910
IT'S FUN.
695
00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,579
WHAT'S FUN ABOUT IT?
696
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,113
ANTS GET IN THE FOOD.
697
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:02,849
THERE'S BEES.
I DON'T GET IT.
698
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,950
YOU HAVE TO DRIVE.
699
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,518
IT TAKES YOU MAYBE
AN HOUR TO GET THERE.
700
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:06,453
AND THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?
701
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,887
YOU SIT IN THE GRASS
AND EAT.
702
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,856
WHY IS THAT FUN?
703
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:11,691
I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE
TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER.
704
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,760
THAT'S ALL.
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN.
705
00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,227
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE FUN
TO ME.
706
00:23:15,261 --> 00:23:17,263
WOULD YOU WASH MY HAIR
THE WAY YOU DO IT?
707
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:20,232
A PICNIC?
708
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,801
OH, IT'S LIKE--
IT'S DIRTY.
709
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,603
I DON KNOW, IT'S LIKE,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
710
00:23:23,636 --> 00:23:25,104
YOU TAKE THE FOOD YOU GOT
IN THE ICE BOX.
711
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,540
YOU TAKE IT OUT
IN A FIELD AND EAT IT.
712
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:31,043
IT'S MUCH MORE FUN EATING
IN FRONT OF THE TV.
713
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,612
WE DO THAT TOGETHER,
DON'T WE?
714
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:34,947
NO ANTS, NO BEES.
715
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,549
MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE.
716
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:37,717
IT'S NOT THE SAME THING.
717
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,586
WOULD YOU DO IT HARDER?
718
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,787
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
719
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:41,954
I'D DO ANYTHING WITH YOU.
720
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,123
I'M JUST A LITTLE STYMIED
BY A PICNIC.
721
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,224
YOU WANNA GO ON A PICNIC,
722
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:46,726
SEND ME A POSTCARD.
723
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:47,760
OW!
724
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:49,962
WHAT DID I SAY?
725
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:50,997
HUH?
726
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,074
[Gene Pitney's
Man Who Shot Liberty Valance]
727
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:05,144
* WHEN LIBERTY VALANCE
RODE TO TOWN *
728
00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:08,080
* THE WOMENFOLK WOULD HIDE
729
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:10,082
* THEY'D HIDE
730
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:13,119
* WHEN LIBERTY VALANCE
WALKED AROUND *
731
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,154
* THE MEN WOULD STEP ASIDE
732
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:18,157
[chuckling ominously]
733
00:24:18,190 --> 00:24:21,327
THE BLUE CADDY.
734
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,295
OKAY, MR. MERENGUE.
735
00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:25,665
LET'S DANCE.
736
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:29,001
* HE WAS MIGHTY GOOD
737
00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:30,870
* FROM OUT OF THE EAST
738
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,672
* A STRANGER CAME
739
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:34,040
[grunting]
740
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,953
YEP, THAT WAS A GOOD SALE,
DOUBLE B.
741
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,287
WE JUST GOT THE OKAY
ON A LOAN.
742
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,255
WE'RE IN BUSINESS.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
743
00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:52,024
THIS WHOLE AREA HAS BEEN
TREMENDOUSLY FERTILE.
744
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,159
MM-HMM.
745
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,794
OH, I SAW YOUR CAR
ON THE WAY IN.
746
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,328
YEAH, LOOKS ALMOST
BRAND SHINY NEW.
747
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,698
YEAH, YEAH, $642.
748
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,868
$642?
749
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,970
SO YOU WANT TO GET
INTO THE TIN GAME, STANLEY?
750
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,805
GOOD MONEY I UNDERSTAND.
751
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,674
YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE GONNA
BE BUMPING INTO
752
00:25:07,707 --> 00:25:09,241
A LOT OF STRANGE PEOPLE
KNOCKING ON THOSE DOORS.
753
00:25:09,275 --> 00:25:11,177
HERMITS THAT NEVER SEE
THE OUTSIDE.
754
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,211
WOMEN IN BATHROBES.
755
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:13,245
PEOPLE THAT ARE LONELY
756
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,981
AND JUST WANT TO HAVE
CONVERSATIONS.
757
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,315
KIDS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU.
758
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,184
PEOPLE--PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE
THEY GOT STRANGE DISEASES.
759
00:25:18,217 --> 00:25:19,919
OH, THAT'S THE WORST.
760
00:25:19,952 --> 00:25:21,253
(Stanley)
INTERESTING.
761
00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,055
(Moe)
WHAT'S THE BEST WAY
TO QUALIFY A MARK?
762
00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:24,757
HEH, I KNEW THEY'D CALL.
763
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:25,558
WHAT?
764
00:25:25,592 --> 00:25:26,759
WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
IF YOU CAN GET
765
00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:27,994
THE UPPER HAND?
766
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,061
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IF YOU'RE DEALING WITH A GUY
767
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,362
WHO'S IN AN INFERIOR
POSITION
768
00:25:30,396 --> 00:25:31,363
OR A SUPERIOR POSITION TO YOU?
769
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:32,364
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
770
00:25:32,398 --> 00:25:33,666
WELL, YOUSE--
771
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,334
YOU JUST HAVE
TO START TALKING.
772
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,903
NAH.
THE QUICK WAY--
773
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:37,904
TAKE A BOOK OF MATCHES
OUT OF YOUR POCKET
774
00:25:37,937 --> 00:25:39,038
TO LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTE.
775
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,206
DROP THE MATCHES
ON THE FLOOR.
776
00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:42,074
THE GUY BENDS DOWN
TO PICK 'EM UP FOR YOU,
777
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,075
YOU GOT A MARK.
778
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:44,343
YOU GOT THIS GUY
IN YOUR POCKET.
779
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,344
GUY WAITS FOR YOU
TO PICK 'EM UP,
780
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,880
YOU GOT A LONG, HARD,
TOUGH SELL ON YOUR HANDS.
781
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:49,215
(B.B.)
IF YOU WANT TO WIN
THEIR CONFIDENCE, HERE--
782
00:25:49,248 --> 00:25:50,282
HERE'S A GOOD THING TO TRY.
783
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,285
BAGEL, GIVE ME
A $5 BILL.
784
00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:54,921
YOU'RE GONNA START OFF
WITH A $5 BILL,
785
00:25:54,954 --> 00:25:56,689
WHICH YOU'VE TAKEN OUT
BEFORE HE'S SEEN IT, RIGHT?
786
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:57,690
SO YOU'RE SITTING
IN THE LIVING ROOM
787
00:25:57,724 --> 00:25:58,758
AND YOU'RE TALKING.
788
00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,126
BLAH BLAH BLAH,
BLAH-BL-BLAH B-B-BLAH.
789
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,027
AND WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING,
790
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:01,861
YOU DROP IT ON THE GROUND
LIKE THAT.
791
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,362
AND BLAH BLAH BLAH,
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
792
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,363
AND WHEN HE TURNS AROUND,
YOU GO--
793
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,800
OH, A $5 BILL.
794
00:26:07,834 --> 00:26:09,702
LOOK AT THAT.
795
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,937
LOOK AT THIS.
796
00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,238
MR. BLAH BLAH,
WOULD YOU LIKE IT BACK?
797
00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,706
AND TWO THINGS HAPPEN
RIGHT AWAY, OKAY?
798
00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,975
FIRST THING HE SAYS,
"IT'S NOT MINE."
799
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,109
THAT'S WHEN YOU SAY
800
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:18,277
IT MUST'VE BEEN BECAUSE
801
00:26:18,310 --> 00:26:19,779
IT CERTAINLY ISN'T MINE, SIR.
802
00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:21,914
OR HE SAYS "THANK YOU"
AND TAKES IT.
803
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:25,084
EITHER CASE, HE THINKS
YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLY HONEST GUY
804
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,285
AND YOU'RE IN, SEE?
805
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,453
YEAH, YOU'RE IN.
806
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,921
START CHIPPING AWAY
AT THESE PEOPLE
807
00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:30,289
AND THAT'S THE WAY
YOU GET IN.
808
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:31,290
MOE.
809
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,159
HEY.
810
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:34,961
HEY, GIVE ME THE $5.
811
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,963
HEY, PUTZ!
812
00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,064
COME ON, STANLEY.
813
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,899
LET'S GO.
814
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,233
LOOK, CARLY.
815
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:44,236
ME AND STANLEY
LIKE A FIRST DATE.
816
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:46,338
[laughing]
817
00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:48,307
...IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
TODAY.
818
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,942
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN SEEING--
819
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:54,947
(Cheese)
THE TIME IS YOUR OWN.
820
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:55,948
YOU MAKE GOOD MONEY.
821
00:26:55,982 --> 00:26:58,785
MEET A LOT OF GIRLS.
822
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,152
WHAT, YOU GOT A SPECIAL BARGAIN
823
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,921
WHEN YOU BOUGHT THIS CAR?
824
00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,356
COMES CHEAPER WITHOUT
THEM WINDOWS?
825
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,368
GUY'S PLAYING TIT FOR TAT.
826
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:19,706
IT'S NOT MY GAME.
827
00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,210
LET'S PLAY SOME HARDBALL.
828
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,211
WHAT'S GOING ON?
829
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:26,445
STANLEY, FORGET ABOUT IT.
830
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,847
I'M GONNA FIND OUT EVERYTHING
831
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,048
ABOUT THIS SON OF A BITCH.
832
00:27:29,081 --> 00:27:30,149
AND THEN I'M GONNA FIND
THE ONE THING
833
00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:33,452
THAT CUTS HIM RIGHT
TO THE QUICK.
834
00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:35,254
LET'S GO ON INSIDE,
MAKE SOME CALLS.
835
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,359
COME ON, B.B.
836
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:43,229
(B.B.)
I WONDER IF HE'S MARRIED.
837
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:05,885
COULD I GET SOME HELP
AROUND HERE?
838
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,219
EXCUSE ME.
I'M SORRY.
839
00:28:07,253 --> 00:28:08,921
UH, COULD YOU TELL ME
ARE THESE ANY GOOD?
840
00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,857
DO YOU KNOW THE--
THE TELEVISION DINNERS?
841
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:11,924
I DON'T THINK SO.
842
00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:12,925
NOT A LOT OF 'EM,
ANYWAY.
843
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,827
THEY'RE NOT TOO GOOD FOR YOU.
844
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:17,263
MY WIFE JUST DIED.
845
00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:21,400
OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.
846
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,503
OH, I'M OVER IT NOW.
847
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,072
IT'S BEEN A VERY TRYING TIME,
YOU KNOW?
848
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,073
I CAN IMAGINE.
849
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,274
JUST LEARNING HOW
TO EAT AGAIN.
850
00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:32,444
YOU KNOW WHAT MIGHT BE
HEALTHY AND SATISFYING
851
00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,213
WOULD BE IF YOU BOUGHT
YOURSELF A CHICKEN.
852
00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,082
YOU JUST--YOU POP IT
IN THE OVEN FOR A COUPLE HOURS.
853
00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:37,083
PUT A LITTLE BIT
OF SEASONING ON IT.
854
00:28:37,116 --> 00:28:38,384
COOK IT LOW TEMPERATURE.
855
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,852
IT'S A LOT MORE TENDER THAT WAY.
CHICKEN?
856
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:40,920
YEAH, IT MAKES A GOOD MEAL
857
00:28:40,953 --> 00:28:43,122
AND THEN YOU COULD USE
THE LEFTOVERS FOR SANDWICHES.
858
00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:47,059
BUT YOU HAVE TO SIT
AND WATCH IT COOK.
859
00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:49,095
IT SEEMS SO SAD,
YOU KNOW?
860
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:50,296
A MAN SITTING ALONE
IN A HOUSE
861
00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:52,899
WATCHING A CHICKEN COOK.
862
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,104
USE A TIMER.
863
00:28:58,137 --> 00:28:59,138
PARDON ME?
864
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:00,239
TIMER, YOU KNOW?
865
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:02,108
LIKE WITH EGGS--
A TIMER--
866
00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,442
(B.B.)
YEAH, RIGHT.
THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
867
00:29:03,475 --> 00:29:06,412
(Moe)
HE'S AN AMAZING SELLER.
868
00:29:06,445 --> 00:29:07,513
HE'S GOT THE GIFT.
869
00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:11,984
[baseball cracks off bat]
870
00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:14,386
[crowd cheers in distance]
871
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,587
WHAT'S THE SCOOP?
872
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,125
WE GOT 'EM.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
873
00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:20,392
TAKE A LOOK AT THAT.
874
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,561
[laughs]
875
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,463
ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?
876
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,399
YOU GAVE AWAY $4,200 WORTH
OF ALUMINUM SIDING FREE!
877
00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,302
SAM, THIS IS THE BEST SCAM
I EVER THOUGHT OF
878
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:31,971
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
879
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,306
OH, IT'S IN MY BLOOD, SAM.
880
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,975
I'M BRILLIANT.
I'M FUCKIN' BRILLIANT.
881
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,910
THIS SCAM IS SO BRILLIANT,
882
00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:39,145
I'M BESIDE MYSELF.
883
00:29:39,178 --> 00:29:40,479
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
884
00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,580
ALL RIGHT,
HERE IT IS.
885
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:42,849
YOU GO BACK INTO THE HOUSE
886
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:43,950
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SAY.
887
00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,852
MR. TILLEY'S CRAZY.
888
00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:46,652
HE HAD A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
889
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:47,719
WHAT'S THAT?
890
00:29:47,753 --> 00:29:49,588
WELL, HE'S BEEN UNDER
A LOT OF PRESSURE RECENTLY.
891
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,123
HE JUST SNAPPED.
892
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:52,658
I MEAN, IT'S THE SADDEST THING
YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
893
00:29:52,691 --> 00:29:53,860
LET'S BE HONEST.
894
00:29:53,893 --> 00:29:55,327
NOBODY GIVES AWAY $4,200 WORTH
895
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:56,595
OF ALUMINUM SIDING FREE.
896
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,130
I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY GENEROUS.
897
00:29:58,164 --> 00:30:01,167
SOMETIMES THE LORD MOVES
IN MYSTERIOUS DIRECTIONS.
898
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:03,502
MYSTERIOUS DIRECTIONS?
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
899
00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:05,471
WHEN I GO SEE HIS BOSS
AND SHOW HIM THIS CONTRACT,
900
00:30:05,504 --> 00:30:06,973
HE'LL BE OUT OF THIS BUSINESS.
901
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:07,974
HE'LL LOSE HIS HOME.
902
00:30:08,007 --> 00:30:09,508
HIS WIFE AND KIDS'LL BE THROWN
IN THE STREET.
903
00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:11,343
HE'LL PROBABLY END UP
IN AN INSTITUTION.
904
00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:13,645
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THROWN
OUT INTO THE STREET?
905
00:30:13,679 --> 00:30:15,147
WELL, YOU DON'T THINK
HIS BOSS IS GONNA PICK UP
906
00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:16,515
A $4,200 JOB, DO YOU?
907
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:17,516
HMM.
908
00:30:17,549 --> 00:30:19,685
CAN I HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE?
909
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,220
WON'T BE A MINUTE.
910
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,288
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE JUST SIT DOWN
911
00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:23,489
AND TRY TO WORK THIS OUT?
912
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:25,324
MAYBE WE COULD FIGURE OUT
SOMETHING.
913
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,028
[hooting and laughing]
914
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,063
I'M A GENIUS!
I'M OUTTA THE SLUMP!
915
00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:32,664
WE GOTTA CELEBRATE.
LET'S GO CELEBRATE.
916
00:30:32,698 --> 00:30:34,533
LET'S GO.
LET'S GO.
917
00:30:34,566 --> 00:30:35,701
TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE LAUGHS
TONIGHT.
918
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,069
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING.
919
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:38,237
I COULDN'T BELIEVE
YOU COULD PULL IT OFF
920
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,305
BUT YOU DID.
921
00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,539
THIS JOB IS FREE.
922
00:30:40,572 --> 00:30:43,542
[playing Good Thing]
923
00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:45,544
*
924
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:49,048
* THE ONE GOOD THING
925
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,383
* IN MY LIFE
926
00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:54,653
[clears throat]
TO MRS. ERNEST TILLEY.
927
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,655
[laughing]
928
00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,559
[humming]
929
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:03,395
* I DON'T KNOW WHERE
930
00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:08,100
* SOMEWHERE I CAN'T FOLLOW HER
931
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,202
WHENEVER IT CAME TIME
TO MEASURE A JOB,
932
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,738
HE'D CUT THE YARD STICK
AND RE-GLUE IT BACK TOGETHER.
933
00:31:12,771 --> 00:31:13,739
YOU SEE?
NO.
934
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,241
HE TOOK OUT SEVEN INCHES
935
00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:17,076
SO HIS SQUARE FOOTAGE
WOULD ALWAYS BE HIGHER.
936
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,411
THAT WAY HE'D ALWAYS MAKE
A FEW EXTRA BUCKS ON THE JOB.
937
00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:20,412
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
938
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,513
OH, YEAH.
939
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,015
HE'D ALWAYS PUT HIS HAND
OVER THE BREAK
940
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:24,416
WHEN IT CAME TIME TO MEASURE.
941
00:31:24,450 --> 00:31:25,751
NOBODY--
942
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:27,086
NOBODY EVER LOOKS
AT A YARD STICK
943
00:31:27,119 --> 00:31:28,120
TO SEE HOW LONG IT IS.
944
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:29,121
THE MAN WAS A FUCKING GENIUS.
945
00:31:29,155 --> 00:31:30,422
I'D LOVE TO MEET HIM.
946
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:31,690
MAYBE YOU WILL SOMEDAY,
STANLEY,
947
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,758
IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT.
948
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,261
* PEOPLE SAY
949
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:38,364
* I SHOULD FORGET
950
00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,133
* THERE'S PLENTY MORE
951
00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,436
* DON'T GET UPSET
952
00:31:44,470 --> 00:31:47,106
* PEOPLE SAY
953
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:50,442
* SHE'S DOING FINE
954
00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,979
* MUTUAL FRIENDS
955
00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,614
* I SEE SOMETIMES
956
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:58,450
* THAT'S NOT WHAT
957
00:31:58,484 --> 00:32:00,652
* I WANT TO HEAR
958
00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:01,653
* WHOO HOO HOO HOO
959
00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,622
GUY'S GOT A MILLION SCAMS.
960
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:04,756
OH, GOD.
961
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,258
LOONEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
962
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,259
THAT'S NOT YOUR WIFE.
963
00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:09,561
IT'S SAFE.
YOU COULD COME UP NOW.
964
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:12,164
* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
965
00:32:12,198 --> 00:32:13,465
* DOO DOOBIE DOO
966
00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,134
* MY GOOD THING
967
00:32:15,167 --> 00:32:18,070
* YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG
968
00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,106
* DOO DOO DOOBIE DOO
969
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,074
* THEN ONE DAY
970
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:25,244
* SHE CAME BACK
971
00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,314
* I WAS SO HAPPY
972
00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,417
* THAT I DIDN'T ASK
973
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,520
* I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
974
00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,488
* IT COULDN'T LAST
975
00:32:36,522 --> 00:32:37,523
SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP?
976
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,125
YEAH.
977
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,160
UH, SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP
AND RUM AND COKE FOR ME
978
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,661
DOWN THE END OF THE BAR.
979
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,830
OOH, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S
GOOD ACTION HERE TONIGHT, SAM.
980
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,665
MUST BE HALF-PRICE NIGHT
FOR DIVORCED WOMEN.
981
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:47,666
THIS PLACE IS HOPPIN'.
982
00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:49,501
[cackles]
983
00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,270
AH, SAMMY-BOY.
984
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,539
$2,700 SALE.
985
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,674
"THIS JOB IS FREE."
986
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,675
WHAT A BEAUT, HUH?
987
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:57,776
I'M OUTTA THE SLUMP, SAM!
988
00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:58,810
I'M RIDIN' HIGH.
989
00:32:58,844 --> 00:32:59,778
WE DID IT, PAL.
I'M BACK!
990
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,715
SAM, TO US.
991
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:04,816
MM.
992
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,318
WHOO.
993
00:33:06,352 --> 00:33:07,553
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, TILLEY?
994
00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:09,521
I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
IN GOD.
995
00:33:09,555 --> 00:33:11,190
YEAH, ME TOO.
996
00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,558
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
997
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,693
I'M BEGINNING TO GIVE GOD
MORE THOUGHT.
998
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:16,662
WELL, WHAT?
999
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:19,398
OH, YOU WERE NEVER ONE
OF THOSE ATHEISTS, WERE YOU?
1000
00:33:19,431 --> 00:33:20,866
ME?
NO, NO.
1001
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:21,767
LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.
1002
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,369
I'M JUST BEGINNING TO BELIEVE
IN GOD MORE.
1003
00:33:23,402 --> 00:33:24,736
THAT'S ALL.
1004
00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:25,871
WHAT'D YOU--
WHAT'D YOU DO?
1005
00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:27,873
HAVE SOME KIND OF RELIGIOUS
EXPERIENCE?
1006
00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:29,541
YEAH, WELL, I TOOK MY WIFE
FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY.
1007
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:30,709
WE WENT AND HAD
SOME SMORGASBORD
1008
00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,710
AND IT KIND OF HAPPENED.
1009
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,179
AT THE SH--
1010
00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:34,480
YOU FOUND GOD
AT THE SMORGASBORD?
1011
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,714
YEAH.
OH.
1012
00:33:35,747 --> 00:33:36,748
I GO THERE AND I SEE CELERY.
1013
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,317
OH, THAT'S A GOOD PLACE
TO FIND GOD.
1014
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:39,485
NO, I SEE CELERY.
1015
00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,087
I SEE LETTUCE, TOMATOES,
CAULIFLOWER.
1016
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,721
AND I THINK, "ALL THESE THINGS
COME OUT OF THE GROUND."
1017
00:33:42,754 --> 00:33:43,722
YEAH.
1018
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:44,756
THEY JUST GROW OUT
OF THE GROUND.
1019
00:33:44,790 --> 00:33:45,657
YEAH.
1020
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,093
I MEAN, THEY HAD CORN
OUTTA THE GROUND.
1021
00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,094
RADISH OUTTA THE GROUND.
1022
00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:49,161
AND YOU SAY TO YOURSELF,
1023
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:50,729
"HOW CAN ALL THESE THINGS
COME OUTTA THE GROUND?"
1024
00:33:50,762 --> 00:33:51,563
[laughing]
YEAH.
1025
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:52,864
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?
YEAH.
1026
00:33:52,898 --> 00:33:53,699
ALL THESE THINGS
ARE OUTTA THE GROUND.
1027
00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:55,401
NO, I KNOW.
THEY JUST KIND OF, UH...
1028
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:56,735
I MEAN, HOW CAN THAT BE?
1029
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,404
OUTTA THE DIRT
ALL THESE THINGS CAME.
1030
00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,905
AND I'M NOT EVEN GETTING
INTO THE FRUITS.
1031
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:02,241
I'M JUST DEALING WITH
THE VEGETABLES RIGHT NOW.
1032
00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,243
WITH ALL THESE THINGS
COMING OUT OF THE EARTH,
1033
00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:06,112
THERE MUST BE A GOD.
1034
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,249
YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT GETTING
THE SAME RELIGIOUS EFFECT
1035
00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,250
THAT CAME OVER YOU.
1036
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,285
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY
I DON'T FEEL LIKE...
1037
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:15,454
RUNNING TO A CHURCH
TO PRAY RIGHT THIS SECOND.
1038
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:16,622
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
1039
00:34:16,655 --> 00:34:18,290
(Sam)
YOU GOTTA ADMIT
IT'S AMAZING.
1040
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,291
YEAH, NATURE.
OUTTA THE GROUND.
1041
00:34:19,325 --> 00:34:20,292
ANYTHING YOU NAME,
1042
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:21,427
IT'S OUTTA THE GROUND.
1043
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:22,561
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1044
00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,596
LOOK--LOOK OVER THERE.
SEE THAT GUY STANDING THERE?
1045
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,031
THAT LITTLE SON OF A BITCH?
(Sam)
YEAH.
1046
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,533
(Tilley)
HE'S THE GUY THAT CRASHED
INTO MY CAR.
1047
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,767
THAT'S HIM?
LOOK AT HIM.
1048
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,302
LITTLE LORD FAUNTLEROY.
1049
00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,205
MR. BANANA-HEAD IS HERE.
1050
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:34,640
WHO'S MR. BANANA-HEAD?
1051
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:37,443
(B.B.)
THAT'S THE CRAZY GUY
THAT BANGED INTO MY CAR.
1052
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:39,245
SMASHED MY WINDOWS IN.
1053
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:40,379
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
1054
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,647
I'M GONNA GET HIM!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
1055
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:42,881
I'M GONNA GET HIM.
1056
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:45,884
WAIT, I'LL GO WITH YOU.
1057
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,918
(man)
HEY, BUY YOU A DRINK?
1058
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,520
YEAH.
1059
00:34:52,324 --> 00:34:54,626
HE VANISHED.
1060
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:55,761
THERE HE IS.
1061
00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:00,799
(woman)
REALLY?
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
1062
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,635
YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE BANGING
INTO MY CAR.
1063
00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:05,304
BUT YOU GOT ONE HELL
OF A LOT OF NERVE
1064
00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,672
SMASHING MY WINDOWS IN.
1065
00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,907
WHY WOULD I WANT TO SMASH
YOUR WINDOWS?
1066
00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:10,842
YOU DIDN'T SMASH MY WINDOWS IN?
1067
00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,478
HEY, I'M A HARD-WORKING GUY.
1068
00:35:12,511 --> 00:35:14,480
I DON'T GO AROUND
SMASHING PEOPLE'S WINDOWS.
1069
00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:15,781
YOU DID NOT SMASH
MY WINDOWS?
1070
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,317
YOU DID NOT SMASH
MY WINDOWS IN?
1071
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:19,951
YOU POKE ME ONE MORE TIME
1072
00:35:19,985 --> 00:35:21,653
AND I'M GONNA HAVE
TO REDEFINE YOUR FACE.
1073
00:35:21,687 --> 00:35:22,654
AH-HA!
1074
00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,456
HEY, WAIT!
1075
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,992
[all shouting]
1076
00:35:27,025 --> 00:35:28,460
COMING THROUGH.
1077
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,495
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1078
00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,962
WE DON'T DO THIS INSIDE.
1079
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,364
WE TAKE IT OUTSIDE,
ALL RIGHT?
1080
00:35:32,398 --> 00:35:34,300
WE SETTLE THIS
IN THE PARKING LOT.
1081
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,967
OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA GET NEAR MY CAR AGAIN.
1082
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,203
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
1083
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,304
I DIDN'T EVEN DRIVE TONIGHT.
1084
00:35:38,337 --> 00:35:39,338
YOU WANNA DUKE IT?
LET'S GO.
1085
00:35:39,371 --> 00:35:40,639
AFTER YOU.
1086
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:41,707
OH, NO, AFTER YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1087
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:43,875
I'M NOT GONNA TURN MY BACK
ON THAT SON OF A BITCH.
1088
00:35:43,909 --> 00:35:48,880
[overlapping chatter]
1089
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:52,017
(Tilley)
HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
1090
00:35:52,050 --> 00:35:54,019
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1091
00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,454
(Moe)
I'M TELLING YOU, B.B,
1092
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:56,855
LOOT AT HIM WALTZING AROUND,
HUH?
1093
00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,324
(Tilley)
HEY, HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
1094
00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,891
TIMBUKTU?
1095
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,561
A BEATING'S A BEATING
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GET IT.
1096
00:36:02,594 --> 00:36:04,630
WHERE YOU GOING?
1097
00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:07,399
IS THIS WHERE YOU WANT IT,
HUH?
1098
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:08,400
YEAH?
1099
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:09,568
WHAT IS THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
1100
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,670
HEY, WE DIDN'T ASK
FOR CROWD, YOU KNOW?
1101
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,339
START CHARGING ADMISSION?
1102
00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:14,172
COME ON, BACK UP.
SPREAD OUT.
1103
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:15,374
(B.B.)
GIVE ME SOME ROOM.
1104
00:36:15,407 --> 00:36:17,976
(Moe)
BACK UP, GIVE THE GUY
SOME ROOM.
1105
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,010
COME ON, BACK IT UP.
1106
00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:20,846
SPREAD OUT.
1107
00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,682
HEY, EASE OFF, EASE OFF.
1108
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,917
COME ON, GIVE ME SOME ROOM,
ALL RIGHT?
1109
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,654
(Moe)
COME ON, STAND BACK.
GIVE HIM SOME ROOM.
1110
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,821
HEY, HEY, EASE OFF.
1111
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:32,891
[overlapping chatter]
1112
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,594
MOVE BACK.
EASE OFF.
1113
00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:37,028
YOU READY?
1114
00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:38,029
YEAH, I'M READY.
1115
00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:41,500
YOU READY?
YOU READY?
1116
00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:42,568
POLICE.
1117
00:36:46,772 --> 00:36:49,341
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN.
THE POLICE SHOWED.
1118
00:36:49,375 --> 00:36:50,876
[laughs]
YOU THINK SO, HUH?
1119
00:36:50,909 --> 00:36:53,579
WE'LL SEE WHO'S LUCKY.
1120
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:57,015
WE'LL SEE.
1121
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:58,517
(Moe)
DID YOUR MOTHER CALL
THE COPS?
1122
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,519
PANSY ASS.
TOUGH GUY, AREN'T YOU?
1123
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,489
[gunshot sound effects
from distant drive-in movie]
1124
00:37:06,392 --> 00:37:07,526
WANT CHINESE?
1125
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,527
I COULD GO
FOR SOME WONTON SOUP.
1126
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,528
LET'S GO.
1127
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,464
[unintelligible shouting
from drive-in movie]
1128
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:18,770
(all)
SURPRISE!
1129
00:37:18,804 --> 00:37:21,773
[applause]
1130
00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,742
I NEVER EXPECTED THIS!
1131
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:24,943
WHAT A LOVELY CAKE!
1132
00:37:24,976 --> 00:37:27,045
REGISTER HIM
FOR HIS SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.
1133
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,981
ADA, IF YOU'RE SMART,
YOU WON'T COME BACK.
1134
00:37:30,015 --> 00:37:31,883
COME ON,
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
1135
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,018
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES.
1136
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:36,788
WELL, NINE CANDLES.
ONE FOR EVERY MONTH.
1137
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:39,825
[cheers and applause]
1138
00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,597
CAN I HAVE A PIECE?
1139
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:49,768
[chattering]
1140
00:37:49,801 --> 00:37:51,337
I JUST DECIDED.
1141
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,471
I'M GOING OUT WITH HIM.
1142
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:53,505
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1143
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,773
NO.
YOU'RE KIDDING.
1144
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:55,774
NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.
1145
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:56,842
YOU'RE KIDDING!
1146
00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:58,344
I HAVE TO.
1147
00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:01,347
I HAVE TO.
1148
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,115
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
1149
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:05,584
'CAUSE IF WHAT I GOT
WITH TILLEY
1150
00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,854
IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS,
I JUST...
1151
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,656
I GOTTA KNOW.
1152
00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:11,923
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1153
00:38:11,957 --> 00:38:12,991
YOU AND TILLEY AREN'T EXACTLY
1154
00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:15,861
JACKIE AND JOHN F.
BUT YOU ARE--
1155
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,163
WELL,
HOW ARE YOU GONNA MANAGE IT?
1156
00:38:18,196 --> 00:38:20,499
TILLEY DOESN'T EVEN GET IN
TILL 2:00 A.M.
1157
00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,100
[laughing]
1158
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:23,435
I HOPE YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1159
00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,536
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'M DOING!
1160
00:38:24,570 --> 00:38:26,171
YOU SPEAK TO SOME GUY
IN THE FROZEN FOOD SECTION--
1161
00:38:26,204 --> 00:38:27,773
SHH SHH SHH SHH.
1162
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:30,876
YOU COULD JEOPARDIZE
YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE.
1163
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:33,144
YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING
I'VE EVER DONE MY WHOLE LIFE
1164
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,146
HAS BEEN SAFE AND PRACTICAL.
1165
00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:37,783
AND WHAT'S IT GOTTEN ME?
1166
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,852
HERE'S TO WHO KNOWS WHAT.
1167
00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:42,153
[sighs]
1168
00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:45,491
[chuckles]
1169
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,160
[Frank Sinatra's In The Wee
Small Hours Of The Morning]
1170
00:38:49,194 --> 00:38:54,633
* IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS
1171
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:58,036
* OF THE MORNING
1172
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:01,172
* WHILE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
1173
00:39:01,206 --> 00:39:06,878
* IS FAST ASLEEP
1174
00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:10,582
* YOU LIE AWAKE
1175
00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:13,018
* AND THINK ABOUT THE GIRL
1176
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,522
I GUESS I'M STILL
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
1177
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:17,856
YOU WANNA GO HOME?
1178
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,891
NO.
1179
00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:24,863
NOT RIGHT AWAY.
1180
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,598
YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
I HEAR SINATRA
1181
00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:27,866
I REMEMBER THE TIME
I WAS WORKING
1182
00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:30,769
IN ATLANTIC CITY AS A BUSBOY.
1183
00:39:30,802 --> 00:39:33,439
SINATRA WAS SINGING
AT THE 500 CLUB.
1184
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:35,073
WE USED TO SAY TO OUR DATES,
1185
00:39:35,106 --> 00:39:38,444
"YOU WANT TO GO OVER
AND HEAR SINATRA?"
1186
00:39:38,477 --> 00:39:40,912
THEN WE'D TAKE 'EM
TO THE ALLEY BEHIND THE CLUB.
1187
00:39:40,946 --> 00:39:44,916
AND WE'D LEAN AGAINST THE DOOR
AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC.
1188
00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,885
I THINK THE GIRLS
WERE EXPECTING SOMETHING
1189
00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:52,057
A LITTLE MORE...UPTOWN.
1190
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,125
I'D GO WITH YOU
AND LEAN AGAINST THE DOOR.
1191
00:39:54,159 --> 00:40:00,231
* MOST--OF YOU MISS HER
1192
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:03,469
[record skipping]
1193
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:11,109
YOU GOT GOOD AIM.
1194
00:40:11,142 --> 00:40:13,612
I SURE DO.
1195
00:40:13,645 --> 00:40:19,651
*
1196
00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,932
[It's Not For Me
to Say playing]
1197
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:42,007
*
1198
00:40:46,845 --> 00:40:47,813
MAY I HAVE THE NUMBER
1199
00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:49,915
TO THE BELVEDERE HOTEL,
PLEASE?
1200
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,818
(Tilley)
BUT THE SHIRT LOOKS
VERY NICE.
1201
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,586
I PUT IT ALL TOGETHER
MYSELF.
1202
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:56,254
IT'S, LIKE, THE RED IS THIS.
1203
00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,923
THE BLUE BECAUSE OF MY EYES.
YEAH.
1204
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,190
JOHN EDGAR HOWARD ROOM.
1205
00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,126
MAY I SPEAK TO MR. TILLEY,
PLEASE?
1206
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,761
YEAH, HE'S HERE.
1207
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,795
JUST A MINUTE.
1208
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:05,330
HEY, TILLEY!
1209
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,699
SOMEBODY WANTS YOU
ON THE PHONE.
1210
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,267
EH.
1211
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,336
THE BLACK HAS GOT
THE STRIPES ON IT.
1212
00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:19,344
[chattering,
piano music playing]
1213
00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:20,846
THANKS.
1214
00:41:20,879 --> 00:41:21,847
IT'S TILLEY HERE.
1215
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,049
HEY, ASSHOLE.
1216
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:25,984
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU.
1217
00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:28,720
I JUST POKED YOUR WIFE.
1218
00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:29,788
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1219
00:41:29,821 --> 00:41:31,890
YEAH, SHE'S IN MY BED
RIGHT NOW
1220
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:33,358
WITH A VERY BIG SMILE
ON HER FACE.
1221
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,561
WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE BY ME.
1222
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:36,962
SHE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS.
1223
00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:38,997
AN ALBATROSS AROUND MY NECK.
1224
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,132
YOU'RE WELCOME TO HER.
KEEP HER!
1225
00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,234
AND MAY YOU BOTH ROT IN HELL.
1226
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:53,178
IS THIS A SET-UP?
1227
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,880
OH, THAT SON OF A BITCH.
1228
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:55,881
HE SET ME UP.
1229
00:41:55,914 --> 00:41:57,215
[slams phone]
1230
00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,684
I THOUGHT I GOT HIM.
HE GOT ME.
1231
00:41:58,717 --> 00:41:59,885
THAT SON OF A BITCH!
1232
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:00,952
HE SET ME UP.
1233
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:04,690
[tires screech]
1234
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:12,230
TIME TO HIT THE ROAD, NORA.
1235
00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,203
DRESSES!
1236
00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:20,205
[laughs]
1237
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:23,241
OH, YOUR FAVORITE SUITCASE.
1238
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,743
GO ON A NICE LITTLE TRIP.
1239
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:31,349
SWEATERS.
1240
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,051
I'LL ARRANGE 'EM REAL NICE.
1241
00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:34,753
[grumbling]
1242
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,922
AH!
1243
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,224
OH, YOU NEED THESE FRILLY
THINGS, DON'T YA?
1244
00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,258
DON'T YA?
1245
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:41,793
DON'T YA?
1246
00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:42,794
AH!
1247
00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:44,696
THOSE TOO!
1248
00:42:44,730 --> 00:42:46,231
[grunting]
1249
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,232
IT'S ALL GOTTA GO!
1250
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,934
IT'S ALL GOING!
IT'S ALL GOING!
1251
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:50,201
IT'S ALL GOING!
AH!
1252
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:52,237
OUT! OUT!
1253
00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:55,807
UHN!
1254
00:42:55,841 --> 00:42:59,277
JEWELRY.
1255
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:02,113
GLOVES AND SCARVES.
1256
00:43:02,147 --> 00:43:03,782
TOILETRIES.
1257
00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:04,783
YEAH.
1258
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:07,085
CURLERS, SPRAY-NET,
1259
00:43:07,118 --> 00:43:09,254
ALL THIS CRAP.
1260
00:43:13,158 --> 00:43:15,026
ALL RIGHT.
1261
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:22,233
FUCK IT.
1262
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:26,237
WHAT ELSE?
1263
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:27,238
KNITTING!
1264
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,307
DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HOME
WITHOUT YOUR KNITTING!
1265
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:31,076
HANDBAGS!
1266
00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:33,812
[grunts]
1267
00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,446
I'M A FREE MAN!
1268
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,984
I'M A FREE MAN!
1269
00:43:39,017 --> 00:43:40,819
FREE!
1270
00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:44,723
[echoes]
1271
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:49,260
[Frank Sinatra's In The Wee
Small Hours Of The Morning]
1272
00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:55,967
*
1273
00:43:56,001 --> 00:44:01,106
* IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS
1274
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,876
* OF THE MORNING
1275
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,013
* WHILE THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
1276
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:13,118
* IS FAST ASLEEP
1277
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:17,188
* YOU LIE AWAKE
1278
00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:20,525
* AND YOU THINK ABOUT THE GIRL
1279
00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:23,328
* AND NEVER EVER THINK
1280
00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:29,200
* OF COUNTING SHEEP
1281
00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:33,004
* WHEN YOUR LONELY HEART
1282
00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:36,842
* HAS LEARNED IT'S LESSON
1283
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:40,846
* YOU'D BE HERS IF ONLY
1284
00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:44,850
* SHE WOULD CALL
1285
00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:48,086
* IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS
1286
00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:52,423
OH, MY GOD.
1287
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,926
* THAT'S THE TIME
1288
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,163
* YOU MISS HER MOST
1289
00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:03,568
* OF ALL
1290
00:45:03,601 --> 00:45:11,777
*
1291
00:45:13,278 --> 00:45:15,513
HE MUST'VE GONE CRAZY.
1292
00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,581
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,
YOU KNOW?
1293
00:45:16,614 --> 00:45:20,018
HE MUST'VE FOUND OUT
I WAS WITH YOU.
1294
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,519
I--I DON'T KNOW--
1295
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:24,055
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
1296
00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,423
CAN I STAY WITH YOU
A DAY OR TWO?
1297
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:26,792
SURE.
1298
00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,297
[whispers]
SURE.
1299
00:45:42,140 --> 00:45:43,108
HMM.
1300
00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,977
[phone rings]
1301
00:45:46,011 --> 00:45:49,414
THIS IS MASON DIXON
ALUMINUM SIDING CALLING.
1302
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:50,882
THERE'S THREE OR FOUR HORSES
1303
00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,117
I LIKE ON THE WHOLE CARD.
1304
00:45:52,150 --> 00:45:53,819
I LIKE NUMBER TWO.
1305
00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:55,420
TILLEY, IN THE OFFICE.
1306
00:45:55,453 --> 00:45:56,421
YEAH, WELL, GIMME A MINUTE
1307
00:45:56,454 --> 00:45:57,388
TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE,
WING.
1308
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,424
WHAT ABOUT SUPERHIGHWAY
IN THE SEVENTH RACE?
1309
00:45:59,457 --> 00:46:00,625
HE'S PAYING 7 TO 1.
1310
00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:01,626
HE RAN WELL THE LAST TIME OUT.
1311
00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:04,129
(Gil)
SUPERHIGHWAY WITH GOMEZ UP.
1312
00:46:04,162 --> 00:46:04,996
THAT'S GOOD.
I LIKE THAT.
1313
00:46:05,030 --> 00:46:07,132
NUMBER FOUR IN THE FOURTH,
20 BUCKS.
1314
00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:08,266
(Sam)
WHO'S THAT?
1315
00:46:08,299 --> 00:46:09,835
I DON'T KNOW.
JUST CAME TO ME.
1316
00:46:09,868 --> 00:46:10,902
PUT MY HAND ON MY FOREHEAD.
1317
00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,937
FOUR IN THE FOURTH.
1318
00:46:11,970 --> 00:46:14,139
NUMBER FOUR IN THE FOURTH?
1319
00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:15,606
"RIDER'S REVENGE,
60 TO 1."
1320
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:16,641
NEVER BEEN IN THE MONEY.
1321
00:46:16,674 --> 00:46:17,475
NICE PICK, TILLEY.
1322
00:46:17,508 --> 00:46:19,477
RIDER'S REVENGE.
I LIKE THAT NAME.
1323
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:21,512
IT'S GOOD.
1324
00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:22,580
YOU LIKE THAT NAME?
1325
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:23,614
I'LL GIVE YOU A BETTER NAME:
PUTZ.
1326
00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,416
HEY, WE CAN BE SCIENTIFIC
1327
00:46:25,450 --> 00:46:26,417
FROM NOW TO DOOM'S DAY.
1328
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,385
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
1329
00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:29,354
WE GOTTA USE OUR BALLS
AND GO FOR THE BIG ONE.
1330
00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,156
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1331
00:46:31,189 --> 00:46:32,357
TILLEY, IT'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
1332
00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:34,025
YOU GOTTA TAKE THE PAPER,
FIGURE WHAT THE HORSE CAN DO.
1333
00:46:34,059 --> 00:46:35,626
WHAT THEIR PAST RECORD IS.
1334
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,862
WHAT THEY'RE DOING NOW.
1335
00:46:36,895 --> 00:46:37,863
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
1336
00:46:37,896 --> 00:46:38,830
THERE ARE THINGS CALLED
JOCKEYS.
1337
00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:41,632
THEY GET ON TOP
OF THE HORSE.
1338
00:46:41,666 --> 00:46:43,668
HEY, WING.
1339
00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:44,669
WHAT'S UP--
OW!
1340
00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:46,371
HIYA!
1341
00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:47,538
YOU LOST A SALE, TILLEY.
1342
00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:49,174
THE HUDSONS' LOAN
DIDN'T GO THROUGH.
1343
00:46:49,207 --> 00:46:51,109
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
THEY WOULDN'T CLEAR THE LOAN?
1344
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,944
OH, THIS GUY'S A REAL BEAUTY.
1345
00:46:52,978 --> 00:46:54,345
HE'S GOT THREE OUTSTANDING
SHOPLIFTING CHARGES.
1346
00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:56,547
FAILURE TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT
IN A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE.
1347
00:46:56,581 --> 00:46:58,116
GUY'S OVERDUE ON HIS MORTGAGE,
1348
00:46:58,149 --> 00:46:59,284
OVERDUE ON HIS CAR PAYMENT,
1349
00:46:59,317 --> 00:47:02,187
AND HE JUST LOST HIS JOB
FOR MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS.
1350
00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,956
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
1351
00:47:04,990 --> 00:47:07,658
I MEAN, BOY ,THERE ARE
SICK PEOPLE OUT THERE.
1352
00:47:07,692 --> 00:47:10,295
THIEVIN' SON OF A BITCH
LIKE THAT TAKES UP MY TIME,
1353
00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:12,397
CUTS INTO THE AMOUNT
OF HOURS I HAVE AVAILABLE
1354
00:47:12,430 --> 00:47:15,333
TO DEAL WITH OTHER PEOPLE
WHO ARE INTERESTED IN MY WARES.
1355
00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:16,567
WHAT THE--
1356
00:47:16,601 --> 00:47:17,568
[sighs]
1357
00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,370
THERE'S NO FUCKIN' SYMPATHY
1358
00:47:19,404 --> 00:47:21,072
FOR THE WORKING MAN
IN THIS COUNTRY.
1359
00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:23,308
NOBODY SAID IT WAS
GONNA BE EASY.
1360
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,043
YOU READ THE PAPER?
1361
00:47:25,076 --> 00:47:27,578
WHAT SECTION?
1362
00:47:27,612 --> 00:47:28,679
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
1363
00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,250
"OCEANFRONT RECREATION--"
1364
00:47:32,283 --> 00:47:33,251
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1365
00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:36,387
HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION.
1366
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:39,590
"HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION
HEARINGS BEGIN TODAY."
1367
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,026
WELL, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
1368
00:47:41,059 --> 00:47:42,327
MCCARTHYISM?
1369
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,262
WHAT DO THE EXPECT TO FIND?
COMMUNISTS?
1370
00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:48,266
JUST GO EASY
ON THE SCAMS, TILLEY.
1371
00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:49,434
DAMN!
1372
00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,402
[man on PA]
BUT BEAR WITH ME A MINUTE
IF YOU WILL.
1373
00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:53,338
NOW, ALL RIGHT,
HERE IT IS.
1374
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:55,273
HERE IT IS.
HERE IT IS.
1375
00:47:55,306 --> 00:47:57,542
NOW WHEN YOU MADE
YOU INITIAL SALES PITCH,
1376
00:47:57,575 --> 00:47:59,010
DID YOU INDICATE
THAT YOU WOULD BE GIVING
1377
00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:01,346
A FREE SET OF STORM WINDOWS
WITH THE JOB?
1378
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,081
FREE STORM WINDOWS?
1379
00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,215
YES, THAT YOU WOULD PROVIDE
1380
00:48:04,249 --> 00:48:05,416
A FREE SET OF STORM WINDOWS
1381
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,018
WITH THE SALE
OF ALUMINUM SIDING.
1382
00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:08,386
NO, SIR.
1383
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,420
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO MAKE ANY MONEY
1384
00:48:09,454 --> 00:48:11,289
IF I WAS GIVING AWAY
STORM WINDOWS.
1385
00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,291
MY STORM WINDOWS COST ME
SOMEWHERE IN--
1386
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,592
THE POINT BEING THAT
YOU HAD NO INTENTION
1387
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,128
OF GIVING AWAY
THE STORM WINDOWS.
1388
00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:18,596
UH, NO, SIR.
1389
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:21,032
STORM WINDOWS, AS I RECALL,
WAS NOT THE ISSUE.
1390
00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:22,433
SO YOU WEREN'T DANGLING
A FREE SET
1391
00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:24,035
OF STORM WINDOWS AS A COME-ON
1392
00:48:24,069 --> 00:48:26,104
TO SELLING THEM
THE ALUMINUM SIDING JOB?
1393
00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:27,705
NO, SIR.
1394
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,207
I MERELY TOLD THE FOLKS
1395
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,142
THAT THE STORM WINDOWS WOULD
ENHANCE THE BEAUTY
1396
00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:32,277
OF THEIR HOUSE.
1397
00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:35,280
WHAT DO YOU MAKE
OF ALL THIS?
1398
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:38,549
I THINK
IT'S THE FUTURE, MOE.
1399
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,285
WHERE DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE GETTING
1400
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:41,619
ALL THIS INFORMATION FROM?
1401
00:48:41,652 --> 00:48:43,088
I DON'T KNOW.
1402
00:48:43,121 --> 00:48:44,422
BUT ANY TIN MAN GETS
INTO THAT HOT SEAT,
1403
00:48:44,455 --> 00:48:45,623
HE'S HAD IT.
1404
00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:46,992
THEY TAKE AWAY
YOUR LICENSE FOREVER.
1405
00:48:47,025 --> 00:48:49,227
IT JUST DON'T SEEM FAIR.
1406
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,130
BOY, I BET I COULD SELL
A TON OF THESE THINGS.
1407
00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:54,799
THIS?
TOO SILLY LOOKIN'.
1408
00:48:54,832 --> 00:48:56,234
EVER SEE A DEALERSHIP?
1409
00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,468
UH-UH.
1410
00:48:57,502 --> 00:48:59,670
INTERESTING.
1411
00:49:08,379 --> 00:49:11,682
* PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
1412
00:49:11,716 --> 00:49:13,818
* PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
1413
00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:16,154
* SE NECESITA UNA POCA
DE GRACIA *
1414
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,156
(Sam)
TILLEY, I FOUND THIS
ON YOUR DESK
1415
00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:20,458
WHILE I WAS GOING OVER
SOME PAPERS.
1416
00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:22,627
IRS?
1417
00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,362
I DON'T REMEMBER
SEEING IT.
1418
00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:25,530
MUST'VE LEFT IT WITH
MY OTHER BILLS.
1419
00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:26,531
WONDER WHAT IT IS.
1420
00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:28,133
MAYBE IT'S A REFUND CHECK.
1421
00:49:28,166 --> 00:49:29,500
HMM.
1422
00:49:29,534 --> 00:49:30,801
HA, NO.
1423
00:49:30,835 --> 00:49:32,437
SAYS HERE THEY HAVEN'T RECEIVED
1424
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:34,672
MY 1961 TAXES.
1425
00:49:34,705 --> 00:49:36,207
"ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS--"
[mumbles]
1426
00:49:36,241 --> 00:49:39,110
THEY HAVEN'T--THE DIDN'T GET
MY CHECK FOR $4,000.
1427
00:49:39,144 --> 00:49:41,346
WELL, THERE MUST BE
A CLERICAL ERROR.
1428
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:42,447
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SPEND
1429
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,515
ALL THIS TIME AND ENERGY
TO WRITE TO ME.
1430
00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:45,716
TO SINGLE ME OUT.
1431
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,185
IF I HEAR THAT SONG
ONE MORE TIME, SAM,
1432
00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,319
I'M GONNA BUST.
1433
00:49:48,353 --> 00:49:49,320
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1434
00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:50,455
YOU DIDN'T PAY YOUR TAXES?
1435
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,190
I PROBABLY FORGOT.
1436
00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:53,358
PEOPLE FORGET TO PAY
THEIR TAXES ALL THE TIME.
1437
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:55,726
I GOT SO MANY THINGS
ON MY MIND,
1438
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,328
IT JUST SLIPPED MY MIND.
1439
00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:58,696
I FIGURED THEY COULD WAIT
A FEW YEARS.
1440
00:49:58,729 --> 00:50:01,566
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY NEED
MY MONEY TO BUILD A BOMB.
1441
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:02,700
YOU THINK THEY'RE WAITING
FOR MY MONEY
1442
00:50:02,733 --> 00:50:04,202
TO BUILD A NEW ROAD?
1443
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:05,703
WHAT, THEY'RE SITTING
UP THERE AT THE HILL,
1444
00:50:05,736 --> 00:50:08,373
GOING, "OH, IT'S TIME GO SEE
THAT FELLA ON PIMLICO ROAD.
1445
00:50:08,406 --> 00:50:11,309
WE CAN'T RUN THIS GOVERNMENT
WITHOUT HIS $4,000."
1446
00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,378
THIS IS JUST WHAT I NEED
IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
1447
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:14,412
I'M IN A SLUMP,
1448
00:50:14,445 --> 00:50:16,414
I'M AT WAR WITH
A CRAZY POLLACK,
1449
00:50:16,447 --> 00:50:18,149
AND I GOT THE IRS ON ME.
1450
00:50:18,183 --> 00:50:19,517
IT'S, LIKE, WHEN THINGS
GO WRONG,
1451
00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:21,086
IT, UH, WHOO.
1452
00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:26,091
I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.
1453
00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:27,392
SHE'S GETTING ON MY NERVES
NOW.
1454
00:50:27,425 --> 00:50:28,559
WHO, NORA?
1455
00:50:28,593 --> 00:50:29,660
YEAH.
1456
00:50:29,694 --> 00:50:31,562
YEAH, WHO ELSE
IS IT GONNA BE?
1457
00:50:31,596 --> 00:50:33,331
"WHO, NORA?"
1458
00:50:33,364 --> 00:50:35,400
WHO ELSE IS THERE?
1459
00:50:35,433 --> 00:50:37,335
THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING
WITH A GIRL
1460
00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,837
ON CONSECUTIVE NIGHTS
IS NEW TO ME, YOU KNOW?
1461
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:42,740
IT'S NOT LIKE BEING
WITH A GIRL FOR A NIGHT.
1462
00:50:42,773 --> 00:50:44,109
WHEN THEY LIVE WITH YOU,
1463
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,710
IT'S LIKE PRESSING THE POINT.
1464
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,245
THEY BRING ALL THESE THINGS
WITH 'EM, YOU KNOW?
1465
00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:49,414
YOU GO INTO THE BATHROOM,
1466
00:50:49,447 --> 00:50:51,582
YOU SEE THINGS
YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE.
1467
00:50:51,616 --> 00:50:53,251
SO WHAT'S THERE TO DO?
1468
00:50:53,284 --> 00:50:54,719
WELL, THEY--THEY MOVE
ALL YOUR STUFF.
1469
00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:56,187
IT'S NOT WHERE IT USED
TO BE.
1470
00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:57,855
I'M JUST, UH,
I'M NOT USED TO IT.
1471
00:50:57,888 --> 00:51:00,891
YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME
YOU NEVER LIVED WITH A GIRL?
1472
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:02,860
HAVE WE MET?
1473
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:03,928
HUH?
1474
00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:05,630
HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN PARTNERS,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
1475
00:51:05,663 --> 00:51:06,797
NO, I NEVER LIVED
WITH A GIRL.
1476
00:51:06,831 --> 00:51:07,898
BOY, OH, BOY.
1477
00:51:07,932 --> 00:51:09,367
YOU WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE
OF THE BED TODAY?
1478
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,801
YES, I DID.
1479
00:51:10,835 --> 00:51:12,303
I CAME HOME LAST NIGHT
1480
00:51:12,337 --> 00:51:15,773
AND SHE WAS SLEEPING
ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.
1481
00:51:15,806 --> 00:51:19,310
MY WHOLE LIFE,
I NEVER GOT UP ON THE LEFT SIDE.
1482
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,712
I LIKE THE LEFT SIDE.
1483
00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,448
I CAME CLOSE ONCE.
1484
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:24,749
LONG TIME AGO
IN THE CATSKILLS,
1485
00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:25,916
I MET A GIRL, DORIAN.
1486
00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:27,252
WE WERE TOGETHER
FOR ABOUT A WEEK.
1487
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:28,286
BUT NO, NO, NO.
1488
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:30,255
YOU SEE, IT'S NOT THE SAME
BECAUSE...
1489
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:32,457
SHE USED TO GO TO HER ROOM
TO CHANGE AND TO--
1490
00:51:32,490 --> 00:51:33,658
TO DO ALL THAT STUFF,
YOU KNOW?
1491
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:35,793
SHE DIDN'T BRING HER THINGS
OVER TO MY ROOM.
1492
00:51:35,826 --> 00:51:38,396
[arguing]
1493
00:51:38,429 --> 00:51:40,165
PSSH.
1494
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:44,802
ALL THIS BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO GET EVEN WITH SOME GUY.
1495
00:51:44,835 --> 00:51:46,637
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1496
00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,906
I'M GONNA GO SEE HER
AND I'M GONNA--
1497
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:52,177
I'M GONNA PUT AND END
TO THIS.
1498
00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:54,845
[phone rings, typewriters clack]
1499
00:51:58,683 --> 00:51:59,884
IS THAT HIM?
1500
00:52:03,354 --> 00:52:06,191
YEAH.
1501
00:52:06,224 --> 00:52:07,225
BILL!
1502
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:11,829
WHY WOULD YOU STOP BY?
1503
00:52:11,862 --> 00:52:13,298
LISTEN.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
1504
00:52:13,331 --> 00:52:14,599
LISTEN, I--
I HAVE A PROBLEM.
1505
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,601
OH, HOW CAN I HELP?
1506
00:52:16,634 --> 00:52:18,836
HA, WELL, THE PROBLEM
IS, UH, UH...
1507
00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:19,837
YOU.
1508
00:52:19,870 --> 00:52:22,607
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM.
1509
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,875
REALLY?
HOW SO?
1510
00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,611
WELL, UH...
1511
00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:27,678
THERE ARE THESE THINGS
1512
00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:28,679
THAT ARE BOTHERING ME.
1513
00:52:28,713 --> 00:52:29,680
LIKE WHAT?
1514
00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:31,382
WELL, YOU KNOW, THINGS.
1515
00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:32,650
THINGS?
1516
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:34,619
THINGS.
1517
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,620
YOU KNOW, STUFF.
1518
00:52:35,653 --> 00:52:37,322
LIKE, UH, STUFF THAT COMES UP.
1519
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,490
LIKE, UH, ANNOYANCES.
1520
00:52:39,524 --> 00:52:41,359
ANNOYANCES.
1521
00:52:41,392 --> 00:52:42,960
THIS IS VERY HARD
TO EXPLAIN.
1522
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,028
IT'S VERY--
1523
00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:46,697
WELL, TRY.
1524
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,367
ALL RIGHT, JUST AS AN EXAMPLE,
1525
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,835
LAST NIGHT I CAME HOME.
1526
00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,637
I GET UNDRESSED
AND I REALIZE
1527
00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:56,307
THAT YOU WERE SLEEPING
ON MY SIDE OF THE BED.
1528
00:52:56,341 --> 00:52:57,475
NOW THIS IS THE SIDE
OF THE BED
1529
00:52:57,508 --> 00:52:59,009
THAT I ALWAYS SLEEP ON,
YOU KNOW?
1530
00:52:59,043 --> 00:53:01,479
I MEAN, I--I'VE ALWAYS
DONE THAT.
1531
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,882
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
NUDGE ME A LITTLE BIT.
1532
00:53:04,915 --> 00:53:06,751
YOU KNOW, ASK ME TO GO
TO THE OTHER SIDE.
1533
00:53:09,554 --> 00:53:12,423
BECAUSE...
1534
00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,991
I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU UP.
1535
00:53:14,024 --> 00:53:15,360
[giggles]
1536
00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:16,894
NO, AND I--I THOUGHT
YOU'D THINK
1537
00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:18,363
IT WAS SILLY OR SOMETHING.
1538
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:19,730
WELL, IT'S EASILY CHANGED.
1539
00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:21,666
NO, BUT THERE ARE OTHER THINGS,
YOU KNOW?
1540
00:53:21,699 --> 00:53:24,369
BIGGER...THINGS.
1541
00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:26,737
OH, BOY, JUST TALKING
ABOUT THIS NOW,
1542
00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:30,741
IT SOUNDS SO...SILLY.
1543
00:53:30,775 --> 00:53:34,712
[phone rings]
1544
00:53:38,383 --> 00:53:41,386
YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK
ALL THIS IS, UM,
1545
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,622
GOING TOO FAST,
MAYBE I SHOULD MOVE OUT.
1546
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:48,926
I THINK THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME, BILL.
1547
00:53:48,959 --> 00:53:50,461
I REALLY CARE FOR YOU,
1548
00:53:50,495 --> 00:53:54,899
BUT, YOU KNOW, IF YOU THINK
IT'S BEST.
1549
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:56,967
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE YOU
UNHAPPY.
1550
00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:08,779
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE
TO TAKE ANY DRASTIC ACTION.
1551
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:16,120
I WANTED TO GET SOME THINGS
OFF MY CHEST.
1552
00:54:16,153 --> 00:54:17,488
I'M GLAD YOU DID.
1553
00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:18,556
I JUST WANTED TO TALK IT OUT.
1554
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:19,557
NO, YOU NIP IT IN THE BUD.
1555
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,660
LIKE ADULTS.
YEAH.
1556
00:54:22,693 --> 00:54:24,895
[sighs]
1557
00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,564
LISTEN, UH,
1558
00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,633
I'M GONNA GO CATCH THE LAST
COUPLE RACES AT PIMLICO.
1559
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:29,767
WANNA COME?
1560
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,669
OH, I GOTTA WORK.
1561
00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:34,672
I KNOW THAT.
1562
00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:04,769
* GOOD THING
1563
00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:06,371
GO ON, BABY!
GO ON!
1564
00:55:06,404 --> 00:55:07,505
COME ON, PARIS RED!
THAT'S IT!
1565
00:55:07,538 --> 00:55:08,506
MAKE YOUR MOVE!
1566
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:10,140
MAKE ME $4,000 RICHER.
1567
00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:11,175
40 TO 1!
1568
00:55:11,208 --> 00:55:12,209
COME ON!
1569
00:55:12,242 --> 00:55:14,011
THERE'S A GUY WHO'S GOT
100 BUCKS ON YA UP HERE.
1570
00:55:14,044 --> 00:55:15,179
PARIS RED, LET'S GO, BABY!
1571
00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:16,180
COME ON, THAT'S IT!
1572
00:55:16,213 --> 00:55:17,448
THAT'S IT, RIDE 'EM!
1573
00:55:17,482 --> 00:55:18,483
NO! NO!
1574
00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:21,452
$4,000, DON'T SLIP AWAY!
1575
00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:22,887
NO 3, NO 3!
COME ON, BABY.
1576
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,789
COME ON, RIDE IT,
YOU SUCKER!
1577
00:55:24,822 --> 00:55:26,023
COME ON, PARIS RED!
1578
00:55:26,056 --> 00:55:27,024
LET'S GO, BABY!
LET'S GO!
1579
00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:31,195
NO! NO!
1580
00:55:31,228 --> 00:55:32,697
JEEZ.
1581
00:55:32,730 --> 00:55:35,500
I GOT MYSELF A WINNER.
1582
00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,402
[sighs]
1583
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:44,208
(Sam)
WHY DON'T YOU GO
TO H AND R BLOCK
1584
00:55:44,241 --> 00:55:46,043
AND GET YOUR TAXES
STRAIGHTENED OUT?
1585
00:55:46,076 --> 00:55:47,845
AND HAVE SOME GUY
RAKE ME OVER THE COALS
1586
00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:48,879
FOR SPENDING ON THIS AND THAT?
1587
00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:49,880
NO, THANKS.
1588
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:51,148
YOU GOT SOME GREEN.
1589
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,650
GIVE THE GOVERNMENT SOMETHING.
1590
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:53,651
FUCK 'EM.
1591
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,720
RIGHT NOW I GOT $163
IN MY POCKET
1592
00:55:55,753 --> 00:55:56,754
AND I AIN'T PARTIN' WITH IT.
1593
00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:58,055
IT'S LIKE SOME GUY TRYING
1594
00:55:58,088 --> 00:55:59,089
TO SELL ME LIFE INSURANCE.
1595
00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,525
YOU THINK I WANT TO TAKE
MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET
1596
00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:01,759
TO GIVE IT TO SOME JERK
1597
00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,428
SO THAT SOMEBODY COULD TAKE IT
WHEN I'M DEAD?
1598
00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:04,895
NO WAY, SAM.
1599
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,096
YOU GOTTA LIVE FOR TODAY.
1600
00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:08,198
I GONNA LIVE AS GOOD
AS I CAN EVERY DAY.
1601
00:56:08,232 --> 00:56:09,600
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1602
00:56:09,634 --> 00:56:11,736
ONLY TOO WELL.
1603
00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:15,005
HEY, MR. MERENGUE
WENT TO THE TRACK.
1604
00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,741
DID YOU BOTHER TO BET,
1605
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:18,843
OR DID YOU JUST HAND YOUR MONEY
TO THE TELLERS?
1606
00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:21,946
HA, YOUR SARCASM'S
KILLING ME.
1607
00:56:21,979 --> 00:56:24,081
I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING
TO GET EVEN, PAL.
1608
00:56:26,651 --> 00:56:28,553
[horse whinnies]
1609
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,087
[engine revs]
1610
00:56:37,562 --> 00:56:39,930
I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOUR ACCOUNTANT IS, MISTER.
1611
00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:41,632
BUT THE WAY I COUNT,
1612
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:42,900
YOU'RE DOWN ON THE DEBIT SIDE.
1613
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:44,101
OH, YEAH?
1614
00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,135
YEAH.
1615
00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:46,637
WHO'S STUCK WITH MY WIFE,
1616
00:56:46,671 --> 00:56:47,872
YOU OR ME?
1617
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,541
[laughs]
1618
00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:53,878
OKAY.
1619
00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:56,013
THEN YOU WIN.
1620
00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,685
I WIN?
1621
00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:05,590
THAT GUY'D NEVER LET ME WIN.
1622
00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:07,057
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
LET IT GO WITH THAT.
1623
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:08,493
YOU WIN.
1624
00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:10,060
I COULDN'T HAVE WON.
1625
00:57:10,094 --> 00:57:11,829
I SMELL A RAT.
1626
00:57:11,862 --> 00:57:13,798
(Moe)
WHAT DO YOU THINK
IF WE MADE THIS
1627
00:57:13,831 --> 00:57:15,299
ONE OF OUR FACTORY
SHOWCASE HOUSES?
1628
00:57:15,332 --> 00:57:17,134
(man)
WELL, WHAT'S THAT MEAN,
MR. GABLE.
1629
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:19,236
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT
I DO, ALAN?
1630
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:22,139
I PICK CERTAIN HOUSES
THAT ARE STRATEGICALLY LOCATED.
1631
00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:24,074
WE PUT UP THE ALUMINUM SIDING.
1632
00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,075
AND FOR EVERY REFERRAL,
1633
00:57:25,109 --> 00:57:26,944
I GIVE YOU $200.
1634
00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:29,647
$200?
1635
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:30,815
THAT'S RIGHT.
1636
00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,817
NOW GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HOMES
WE COULD SELL
1637
00:57:32,850 --> 00:57:34,084
BY PEOPLE PASSING THIS HOUSE.
1638
00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:36,787
IT'S PERFECTLY LOCATED
FOR THAT.
1639
00:57:36,821 --> 00:57:38,523
ALAN, PUT OUT YOUR HAND.
1640
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:45,830
100, 200, 300, 400.
1641
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,800
ALAN,
1642
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,669
I'M GIVING YOU COMMISSION
ON TWO REFERRALS
1643
00:57:51,702 --> 00:57:53,671
BEFORE I EVEN PUT A PANEL
ON THE SIDE OF THIS HOUSE.
1644
00:57:53,704 --> 00:57:55,873
THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT
I FEEL.
1645
00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:57,875
YOU THINK THAT MANY PEOPLE
ARE GONNA--
1646
00:57:57,908 --> 00:57:58,709
OH, I'M CERTAIN OF IT.
1647
00:57:58,743 --> 00:58:01,111
I'M NOT GIVING AWAY $400
FOR MY HEALTH.
1648
00:58:01,145 --> 00:58:02,346
I'M A BUSINESS MAN.
1649
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,715
I'M A GOOD BUSINESS MAN.
1650
00:58:04,749 --> 00:58:06,951
AND THIS IS
GOOD BUSINESS FOR ME.
1651
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,987
I'M GIVING IT TO YOU
BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THIS HOUSE.
1652
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,856
BELIEVE IT WILL REFER
OTHER JOBS TO ME
1653
00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:13,057
WHICH IS MONEY IN MY POCKET
1654
00:58:13,090 --> 00:58:14,158
WHICH IS MONEY IN YOUR POCKET.
1655
00:58:17,895 --> 00:58:19,229
YOU GOT A DEAL,
MR. GABLE.
1656
00:58:19,263 --> 00:58:21,799
YOU'RE A WISE MAN--
1657
00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:22,900
ARE YOU?
1658
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:24,669
THAT'S GREAT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?
1659
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:26,804
MOE! MOE!
1660
00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:27,872
(B.B.)
FINALLY GOT A HOLD OF MAY.
1661
00:58:27,905 --> 00:58:29,339
SHE WAS AT HER SISTER'S.
1662
00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:30,875
I FORGOT.
1663
00:58:30,908 --> 00:58:32,042
SHE'LL BE HERE RIGHT AWAY.
1664
00:58:32,076 --> 00:58:34,645
B.B., I DON'T HAVE
ANY INSURANCE.
1665
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:36,046
IF I DIE, MAY'S GOT NOTHING.
1666
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,182
NOTHING--NOTHING FOR LEONARD.
1667
00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:39,183
THE ONLY MONEY I GOT
1668
00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:40,184
IS WHAT I GOT IN MY POCKET.
1669
00:58:40,217 --> 00:58:41,185
THAT'S ALL I GOT.
1670
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:42,186
JUST TAKE IT EASY, MOE.
1671
00:58:42,219 --> 00:58:43,387
DID THEY SIGN?
1672
00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,855
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.
1673
00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,323
GODDAMN IT, B.B.,
DID YOU SIGN 'EM?
1674
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:47,692
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1675
00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:48,693
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT
TOMORROW.
1676
00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,995
GOD DAMN, MY CHEST HURTS.
1677
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,697
B.B., I ALWAYS TOLD YOU
1678
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,999
NEVER WALK OUT OF A PLACE
WITHOUT A SIGNATURE.
1679
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,967
SOMEONE'S WORD AIN'T SPIT.
1680
00:59:00,437 --> 00:59:02,607
(B.B.)
LOOK, I, UH, I NEVER--
1681
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,341
THIS IS ALL KIND OF NEW
TO ME.
1682
00:59:04,374 --> 00:59:07,778
SO I THOUGHT I'D BETTER CALL.
1683
00:59:07,812 --> 00:59:11,015
YOU KNOW, TO TELL YOU
I'M GONNA BE LATE.
1684
00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:12,082
I DON'T KNOW.
1685
00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:13,751
MAYBE, UH, TWO OR THREE HOURS.
1686
00:59:13,784 --> 00:59:15,052
[chuckles]
1687
00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:16,921
I NEVER HAD ANYONE
TO CALL BEFORE,
1688
00:59:16,954 --> 00:59:18,756
BUT I THOUGHT I'D BETTER,
YOU KNOW, CALL.
1689
00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:20,124
THAT'S ALL.
1690
00:59:20,157 --> 00:59:22,092
WHY?
1691
00:59:22,126 --> 00:59:23,227
DO YOU FEEL, LIKE,
1692
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,862
SOME KIND OF OBLIGATION
OR SOMETHING?
1693
00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:25,930
NO, NO, NO.
1694
00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:27,264
NO, I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
1695
00:59:27,297 --> 00:59:28,866
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS
A GOOD IDEA TO CALL
1696
00:59:28,899 --> 00:59:31,368
IS--IS WHAT I WAS GONNA DO.
1697
00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:34,271
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO MOE.
1698
00:59:34,304 --> 00:59:36,807
I HOPE HE'S OKAY.
1699
00:59:36,841 --> 00:59:39,443
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN
YOU GET IN.
1700
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:40,978
[phone clicks]
1701
00:59:44,014 --> 00:59:46,183
YEAH.
1702
01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:09,239
(Sam)
MOUSE, FIGURE THIS OUT,
WILL YOU?
1703
01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:11,141
(Gil)
WHY DON'T WE JUST SPLIT IT
FOUR WAYS.
1704
01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:12,142
NO WAY!
1705
01:00:12,176 --> 01:00:13,944
OH, WHOA!
OH, WHOA, WHOA!
1706
01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:14,945
HOLD IT.
1707
01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:15,980
I DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING.
1708
01:00:16,013 --> 01:00:17,982
MOUSE EATS LIKE AN ANIMAL.
1709
01:00:18,015 --> 01:00:19,684
HE EATS ENOUGH
TO FEED PERU.
1710
01:00:19,717 --> 01:00:21,118
SOMETIMES YOU EAT
MORE THAN HE EATS.
1711
01:00:21,151 --> 01:00:22,152
IT'LL EVEN OUT.
1712
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:24,288
UH-UH!
NO--NO--NO WAY.
1713
01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,790
I DON'T--I NEVER EAT
AS MUCH AS HIM.
1714
01:00:25,823 --> 01:00:27,157
HE ALWAYS EATS MORE
THAN ANYBODY ELSE.
1715
01:00:27,191 --> 01:00:28,458
I'M NOT GONNA PAY
FOR HIS FOOD.
1716
01:00:28,492 --> 01:00:30,127
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1717
01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,296
TODAY I HAPPENED TO HAVE
SOME EGGS AND FLAPJACKS.
1718
01:00:32,329 --> 01:00:34,164
SOME CANTALOUPE.
THE CANTALOUPE WAS EXCELLENT.
1719
01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,966
SOME JUICE,
AND THEN ANOTHER JUICE.
1720
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,935
IS THAT ALL?
I'D GET THE TRUCK IN HERE.
1721
01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,103
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1722
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,170
YOU'RE LIKE AN ANIMAL.
1723
01:00:40,204 --> 01:00:41,839
WELL, WHAT DID I HAVE
YESTERDAY?
1724
01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:43,207
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAD.
1725
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:44,875
WHAT DID HE HAVE, SAM.
1726
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,110
WAIT, I'LL GET
MY NOTEBOOK OUT.
1727
01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:47,311
HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW
WHAT HE HAD?
1728
01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,478
WELL, I DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT HE HAD.
1729
01:00:48,512 --> 01:00:50,280
GIL, WHAT DID HE HAVE?
1730
01:00:50,314 --> 01:00:53,183
YESTERDAY?
1731
01:00:53,217 --> 01:00:54,184
PANCAKES.
1732
01:00:54,218 --> 01:00:55,352
NO.
1733
01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:56,854
THAT WHAT DID YOU HAVE?
1734
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:57,988
GUESS.
1735
01:00:58,022 --> 01:00:59,523
WHAT IS THIS,
A QUIZ SHOW?
1736
01:00:59,556 --> 01:01:00,991
WHAT DID YOU HAVE?
TELL US WHAT YOU HAD.
1737
01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:01,826
I HAD VERY LITTLE.
1738
01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:03,460
VERY LITTLE.
YOU EAT LIKE AN ANIMAL.
1739
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:04,494
IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
VERY LITTLE.
1740
01:01:04,528 --> 01:01:06,363
I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH.
1741
01:01:06,396 --> 01:01:07,798
DOESN'T ANYBODY REMEMBER?
1742
01:01:07,832 --> 01:01:09,867
WE DON'T REMEMBER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
1743
01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,802
COULDA SWORN HE HAD PANCAKES.
1744
01:01:11,836 --> 01:01:13,738
NO, HE SAID HE DIDN'T HAVE
PANCAKES.
1745
01:01:13,771 --> 01:01:15,973
I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE.
1746
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,307
MAPLE SYRUP WAS INVOLVED.
1747
01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:18,876
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
1748
01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:20,077
FRENCH TOAST.
1749
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,746
FRENCH TOAST.
HE HAD MORE THAN FRENCH TOAST.
1750
01:01:21,779 --> 01:01:23,380
YES, BUT NOT A LOT MORE.
[knocking]
1751
01:01:23,413 --> 01:01:24,548
LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
1752
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:25,750
WE'LL SPLIT IT FOUR WAYS,
ALL RIGHT?
HEY, TILLEY.
1753
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:28,853
TILLEY, YOUR WIFE IS KNOCKING
ON THE WINDOW HERE, OKAY?
1754
01:01:28,886 --> 01:01:30,054
[knocking]
1755
01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:34,358
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL DIVY IT UP
1756
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:36,226
AND I'LL MAKE GOOD
FOR FOUR WAYS.
1757
01:01:36,260 --> 01:01:37,828
JESUS CHRIST.
1758
01:01:37,862 --> 01:01:39,396
IT WAS NOT LONG AGO
1759
01:01:39,429 --> 01:01:41,398
YOU NEVER WOULD'VE SEEN
A WOMAN IN HERE.
1760
01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:42,566
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.
1761
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:44,068
HOW MANY TIMES
DID YOU DROP ME OFF
1762
01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:46,036
AND COME UP HERE AT ALL HOURS
OF THE MORNING.
1763
01:01:46,070 --> 01:01:47,104
I KNOW.
1764
01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:49,073
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE CONGENIAL.
1765
01:01:49,106 --> 01:01:50,440
I'M NOT STARTING ANYTHING.
1766
01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:52,509
LET'S KEEP THE CONVERSATION
1767
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,344
KIND OF NICE, LIGHT, LEVEL.
1768
01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,213
IT'S LIGHT.
YEAH.
1769
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,115
SO WHAT'S THE SCOOP,
NORA?
1770
01:01:58,148 --> 01:01:59,850
WELL, YOU KNOW,
1771
01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:02,887
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
MAYBE GET DIVORCED.
1772
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,421
MAKES SENSE.
1773
01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:05,522
WANT SOME MORE COFFEE?
1774
01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,556
YEAH, YEAH, I'LL HAVE SOME.
1775
01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:09,093
FLORENCE, COULD WE HAVE
SOME MORE COFFEE HERE?
1776
01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:11,862
I'M BUSY.
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
1777
01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:12,863
[laughs]
1778
01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:15,399
[grumbles]
1779
01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:17,067
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
1780
01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,302
YEAH, YEAH.
1781
01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,938
WE WERE KIND OF FOOLING
OURSELVES THERE.
1782
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:21,906
YEAH, WE WERE.
1783
01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:23,440
YOU KNOW, WE WRONGED SOMEWHERE
ALONG THE LINE.
1784
01:02:23,473 --> 01:02:26,376
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THOUGH.
1785
01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:28,378
YOU USED TO MAKE ME LAUGH,
TILLEY.
1786
01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,480
YOU KNOW, YOU USED TO...
1787
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,449
USED TO REALLY MAKE ME LAUGH.
1788
01:02:32,482 --> 01:02:34,218
YEAH.
1789
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:35,552
WE WRONGED SOMEWHERE.
I DON'T KNOW.
1790
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:37,955
WE WRONGED, YEAH.
1791
01:02:37,988 --> 01:02:40,257
SO YOU REALLY LIKE
THIS GUY?
1792
01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:43,427
YEAH, YEAH, I LIKE HIM.
1793
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,594
ALL IN ALL,
1794
01:02:44,628 --> 01:02:46,330
I GUESS IT ALL WORKED OUT
FOR THE BEST.
1795
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:48,465
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
1796
01:02:48,498 --> 01:02:50,500
YEAH.
1797
01:02:50,534 --> 01:02:52,602
I MEAN,
COULD YOU FIGURE IT OUT?
1798
01:02:52,636 --> 01:02:54,404
A GUY BANGS INTO MY CAR,
1799
01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:56,140
THINKS I DID HIM IN,
1800
01:02:56,173 --> 01:02:58,108
TRIES TO GET EVEN WITH ME
BY STEALING MY WIFE,
1801
01:02:58,142 --> 01:02:59,576
YOU TWO FALL IN LOVE.
1802
01:02:59,609 --> 01:03:00,978
CAN YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?
1803
01:03:01,011 --> 01:03:03,280
WHAT?
1804
01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:05,115
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T
KNOW THAT WAS THE GUY?
1805
01:03:05,149 --> 01:03:06,851
THIS WAS THAT GUY?
1806
01:03:06,884 --> 01:03:08,986
TOLD YOU I BUMPED
INTO ANOTHER TIN MAN.
1807
01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:10,454
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1808
01:03:10,487 --> 01:03:11,655
HE DIDN'T TELL ME
HE WAS A TIN MAN.
1809
01:03:11,688 --> 01:03:13,958
HE SAID HE SOLD BABY PICTURES.
1810
01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,025
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
1811
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:17,494
ALL I KNOW IS THIS GUY'S
GOT A BENT WEATHER VANE.
1812
01:03:17,527 --> 01:03:19,129
OH, GOD.
1813
01:03:19,163 --> 01:03:20,130
OH, GOD, NOT ANOTHER TIN MAN.
1814
01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:21,298
HE DIDN'T--HE DIDN'T TELL YOU
1815
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,000
HE WAS THE GUY
THAT SMASHED MY CAR?
1816
01:03:23,033 --> 01:03:24,101
NO.
1817
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,269
HEH.
1818
01:03:25,302 --> 01:03:27,504
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
1819
01:03:27,537 --> 01:03:29,606
NORA, YOU OKAY?
1820
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,009
YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU
A BROMO-SELTZER OR SOMETHING.
1821
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:35,512
[laughs]
1822
01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:37,147
NO, NO, NO.
IT'S FINE.
1823
01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,648
I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.
I'M SORRY.
1824
01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:40,017
YOU KNOW, THIS GUY--
1825
01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,018
I'M TELLING YOU
THE GUY IS NUTS.
1826
01:03:41,051 --> 01:03:42,186
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.
1827
01:03:42,219 --> 01:03:43,520
I TOLD YOU HE ATTACKED ME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
1828
01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:45,389
EXCUSE ME.
I HAVE TO GO.
1829
01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:53,063
ARE YOU CRAZY?
1830
01:03:53,097 --> 01:03:54,999
YOU'RE A GODDAMN TIN MAN!
1831
01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,134
UH, WAIT A MIN--
WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE!
1832
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,668
WAIT!
WAIT A MINUTE!
1833
01:03:58,702 --> 01:03:59,904
[crash]
1834
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,473
YOU WANTED TO WIN ME JUST
TO GET EVEN WITH MY HUSBAND!
1835
01:04:03,507 --> 01:04:04,909
SCREW YOU!
1836
01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,685
JEEZ, I'D GET RID
OF THAT CAR.
1837
01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,254
IT'S BAD LUCK.
1838
01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:19,056
[tires squealing]
1839
01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:22,026
THAT THAT GUY AGAIN?
1840
01:04:22,059 --> 01:04:23,160
IT'S HIS WIFE.
1841
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,562
HIS WIFE?
1842
01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,397
IT'S DEFINITELY SOME KIND
OF SICKNESS
1843
01:04:27,431 --> 01:04:29,599
THAT RUNS IN THAT FAMILY.
1844
01:04:29,633 --> 01:04:31,568
(Mouse)
* PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
1845
01:04:31,601 --> 01:04:32,602
(man)
* PALA LA BAMBA
1846
01:04:32,636 --> 01:04:34,371
(Mouse)
* PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA
1847
01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,941
* SE NECESITA UNA POCA
1848
01:04:36,974 --> 01:04:38,008
* DE GRACIA
1849
01:04:38,042 --> 01:04:39,009
[gibberish]
1850
01:04:39,043 --> 01:04:40,510
* UNA POCA DE GRACIA
1851
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:43,347
IS HE GONNA TEACH
EVERYBODY THE SONG NOW?
1852
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,082
OH, HE'S TERRIFIC.
1853
01:04:45,115 --> 01:04:47,117
I GOT A LESSON WITH HIM
AT 3:30.
1854
01:04:47,151 --> 01:04:49,453
YOU'LL BOTH BE
OUT THE WINDOW AT 4:00.
1855
01:04:49,486 --> 01:04:51,956
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CRAP.
1856
01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,090
WHAT, THE IRS?
1857
01:04:53,123 --> 01:04:54,091
THE DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
1858
01:04:54,124 --> 01:04:55,292
HOME IMPROVEMENT COMMISSION.
1859
01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,561
SERIOUS.
1860
01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:59,363
WHAT, WE GOTTA APPEAR?
1861
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,430
SEEMS TO BE THE GIST
OF WHAT THEY'RE SAYING.
1862
01:05:00,464 --> 01:05:01,265
HOLY CHRIST.
1863
01:05:01,298 --> 01:05:02,566
(Tilley)
WELL, CAN'T WE IGNORE IT.
1864
01:05:02,599 --> 01:05:03,600
HOW DO THEY KNOW
WE GOT THE LETTER.
1865
01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:04,601
(Sam)
IT'S CERTIFIED.
1866
01:05:04,634 --> 01:05:06,436
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
1867
01:05:06,470 --> 01:05:07,437
I DON'T NOW.
1868
01:05:07,471 --> 01:05:09,073
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY GOT.
1869
01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,074
[sighs]
1870
01:05:10,107 --> 01:05:11,008
[billiard balls clacking]
1871
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,442
WHY ARE ALL THESE THINGS
HAPPENING TO ME?
1872
01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:15,445
[playing As Hard As It Is]
1873
01:05:15,479 --> 01:05:18,983
*
1874
01:05:19,016 --> 01:05:23,553
* LIFE'S BEEN QUIET
1875
01:05:23,587 --> 01:05:27,257
* SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE
1876
01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:30,995
* IT'S NO FUN
1877
01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:32,997
* BURNING FOR ONE
1878
01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:36,133
STILL, HOW YOU BEEN, HUH?
1879
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,102
COME ON, BEEB,
LET'S DANCE.
1880
01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:39,303
NO THANKS, RUBY.
1881
01:05:39,336 --> 01:05:40,570
MY DANCING SHOES
ARE ON HOLIDAY.
1882
01:05:40,604 --> 01:05:41,638
ARE YOU SURE?
1883
01:05:41,671 --> 01:05:43,773
MORE THAN SURE.
1884
01:05:43,807 --> 01:05:46,476
SO WHO'S THE BEST
YOU EVER SAW?
1885
01:05:46,510 --> 01:05:47,577
BEST WHAT?
1886
01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:48,745
THE BEST TIN MAN
I EVER SAW?
1887
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,414
WELL, HARRY FENERMAN,
ANDY FLYNN
1888
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:51,348
HAD A COUPLE OF GOOD LINES.
1889
01:05:51,381 --> 01:05:54,418
BUT THEY BURNED THEMSELVES OUT
TOO FAST.
1890
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:57,154
BEST TIN MAN I EVER SAW
WAS MOE.
1891
01:05:57,187 --> 01:05:59,489
MOE IS THE BEST
THERE EVER WAS.
1892
01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,791
GET INTO THE DOOR,
HE HAD A SALE.
1893
01:06:01,825 --> 01:06:02,792
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE SCAMS--
1894
01:06:02,826 --> 01:06:04,494
GOD DAMN, NORA.
1895
01:06:04,528 --> 01:06:07,431
GOD DAMN, I'M TRYING
TO ADJUST, YOU KNOW.
1896
01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:08,498
I'M TRYING TO PUT UP
WITH THINGS
1897
01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:10,434
I NEVER PUT UP WITH BEFORE
IN MY LIFE.
1898
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:12,302
GIVE ME A BREAK.
1899
01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,670
GIMME A BREAK, WOMAN.
1900
01:06:13,703 --> 01:06:15,539
WHAT ARE SOME OF THE HUSTLES
YOU AND MOE USED--
1901
01:06:15,572 --> 01:06:17,307
IT'S GONNA BE REAL PLEASANT.
1902
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,176
FIGURE THAT.
1903
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:21,711
MORE THAN PLEASANT.
1904
01:06:21,745 --> 01:06:24,181
AH, HELL WITH HER.
1905
01:06:24,214 --> 01:06:26,516
WHAT IS IT MADE MOE SO GOOD?
1906
01:06:26,550 --> 01:06:32,689
I BET SHE WENT HOME
TO HER HUSBAND.
1907
01:06:32,722 --> 01:06:34,858
COULD YOU TELL ME SOME
OF THE STORIES ABOUT MOE?
1908
01:06:34,891 --> 01:06:37,327
WHAT TIME DOES THIS SAY?
1909
01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:39,196
IT'S ABOUT 11:30.
IT'S EARLY.
1910
01:06:39,229 --> 01:06:40,397
HE WOULDN'T BE HOME YET.
1911
01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:43,700
HERE.
1912
01:06:43,733 --> 01:06:45,135
HERE, TAKE THAT.
1913
01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:46,236
LET ME PAY FOR THE, UH,
1914
01:06:46,270 --> 01:06:47,304
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
1915
01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:49,239
I'LL SEE YOU, STANLEY.
1916
01:06:53,443 --> 01:06:59,349
*
1917
01:07:00,617 --> 01:07:01,718
(Tilley)
THEY GOT NO RIGHT.
1918
01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,087
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
SAM?
1919
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:04,421
THEY GOT NO RIGHT.
1920
01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:05,722
COMMISSION.
1921
01:07:05,755 --> 01:07:07,157
(Sam)
LISTEN TO ME.
1922
01:07:07,191 --> 01:07:08,392
THEY GOT NOTHING CONCRETE
AGAINST US
1923
01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:10,260
BECAUSE IT WAS JUST
HEARSAY STUFF.
1924
01:07:10,294 --> 01:07:11,595
IT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.
1925
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:13,730
WHERE'S MY CAR?
1926
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:14,831
WHY AM I NOT IN MY CAR?
1927
01:07:14,864 --> 01:07:16,100
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?
1928
01:07:16,133 --> 01:07:19,603
IT'S BETTER
I DROP YOU OFF.
1929
01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:20,804
OH, YEAH.
1930
01:07:28,912 --> 01:07:31,115
OH, HEADACHE, HEADACHE,
HEADACHE.
1931
01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:32,816
[sighs]
1932
01:07:49,633 --> 01:07:51,601
HE'S NOT HERE.
1933
01:07:55,772 --> 01:07:58,608
[metal clanging]
1934
01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:01,678
THE BLUE CADDY.
1935
01:08:05,415 --> 01:08:07,151
I KNEW I COULD SMELL
A RAT.
1936
01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,853
THE SON OF A BITCH
IS COMING FOR ME.
1937
01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:13,823
[metal clanks]
1938
01:08:15,759 --> 01:08:16,826
WANNA ROB MY HOUSE?
1939
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,762
I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU.
1940
01:08:24,301 --> 01:08:26,403
COME ON.
ROB TILLEY.
1941
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:27,704
TAKE EVERYTHING HE'S GOT.
1942
01:08:32,276 --> 01:08:34,344
COME ON.
1943
01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:39,716
[knocking]
1944
01:08:46,690 --> 01:08:48,592
HELLO?
1945
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:49,626
[thud]
1946
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,830
TOMATOES.
1947
01:08:53,863 --> 01:08:54,998
CELERY.
1948
01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:56,266
THAT'S NORA'S.
1949
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,301
MEAT.
1950
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,969
I'LL SAVE THAT FOR TOMORROW.
1951
01:09:00,003 --> 01:09:01,538
EGGS.
1952
01:09:01,571 --> 01:09:03,707
AH!
1953
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:07,010
[mumbling]
1954
01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:08,645
HMM.
1955
01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:10,247
COME ON.
1956
01:09:12,549 --> 01:09:15,519
COME ON, WAKE UP.
1957
01:09:15,552 --> 01:09:16,986
UGH.
1958
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,856
COME ON, WAKE UP.
1959
01:09:19,889 --> 01:09:20,990
[groaning]
1960
01:09:21,024 --> 01:09:22,359
YOU'RE A SICK MAN.
1961
01:09:22,392 --> 01:09:24,361
YOU SMASH MY CAR.
1962
01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:25,495
YOU STEAL MY WIFE.
1963
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:26,696
AND NOW YOU COME TO ROB ME.
1964
01:09:26,730 --> 01:09:30,400
YOU'RE ONE DEMENTED
HUMAN BEING.
1965
01:09:30,434 --> 01:09:33,870
EH EH EH.
1966
01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:36,873
I'M GONNA CALL THE POLICE
AND SEND YOU TO JAIL.
1967
01:09:36,906 --> 01:09:38,975
BUT FIRST,
1968
01:09:39,008 --> 01:09:40,910
I'M GONNA HUMILIATE YOU.
1969
01:09:42,912 --> 01:09:45,014
WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE FOR?
1970
01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,916
THIS AIN'T THE FUCKIN'
ROCKEFELLER MANSION.
1971
01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:50,053
THERE AIN'T 38 TELEVISION SETS
HERE.
1972
01:09:50,086 --> 01:09:51,154
IT AIN'T LIKE SOMEBODY SAYING,
1973
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,723
"NELSON, I THINK WE'VE HAD
A BREAK-IN.
1974
01:09:53,757 --> 01:09:54,991
"COUNT THE SETS TO SEE
1975
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:56,560
HOW MANY WE GOT LEFT."
1976
01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,362
IT AIN'T LIKE THERE'S TONS
OF JEWELRY
1977
01:09:58,395 --> 01:09:59,429
HANGING OUT OF THE DRAWERS.
1978
01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:00,397
OR I DON'T KNOW WHICH WATCH
1979
01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,498
TO PUT ON IN THE MORNING
1980
01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:02,699
I GOT SO MANY.
1981
01:10:02,732 --> 01:10:04,501
I GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS
1982
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:07,904
WITH THE IRS BULLSHIT
BUSTIN' MY BALLS
1983
01:10:07,937 --> 01:10:11,074
AND THE HOME IMPROVEMENT
COMMISSION TO CONTEND WITH.
1984
01:10:11,107 --> 01:10:13,009
I DON'T NEED AGGRAVATION
FROM YOU.
1985
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,744
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS,
BABOWSKY?
1986
01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:17,347
OVER EASY?
1987
01:10:17,381 --> 01:10:20,384
[unintelligible radio chatter]
1988
01:10:28,658 --> 01:10:30,594
A GUY BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE
1989
01:10:30,627 --> 01:10:32,929
AND I'M BEING CHARGED
WITH ASSAULT.
1990
01:10:32,962 --> 01:10:35,399
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
1991
01:10:35,432 --> 01:10:36,733
LET'S GET IT DOWN RIGHT.
1992
01:10:36,766 --> 01:10:37,767
YEAH, LET'S--YEAH.
1993
01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:39,403
A GUY BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE.
MM-HMM.
1994
01:10:39,436 --> 01:10:40,637
YOU HIT HIM IN THE HEAD
WITH A GUN.
1995
01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:41,638
CORRECT.
1996
01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:43,373
WENT TO THE REFRIGERATOR.
RIGHT.
1997
01:10:43,407 --> 01:10:44,641
TOOK OUT EGGS AND TOMATOES.
1998
01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:45,709
EXACTLY.
1999
01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:46,776
AND THREW THEM AT HIM.
2000
01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:48,612
YEAH, I WAS DEFENDING MYSELF.
2001
01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:50,113
HE WAS COMING TO STEAL
FROM ME.
2002
01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:52,115
THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE DEFENSE T ME.
2003
01:10:52,148 --> 01:10:54,751
WELL, I WANTED
TO HUMILIATE THE GUY.
2004
01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:57,421
HERE I AM OUT
BUSTING MY ASS ALL DAY LONG,
2005
01:10:57,454 --> 01:10:59,055
TRYING TO MAKE
AN HONEST LIVING.
2006
01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:01,891
AND I COME HOME AND SOME SHMUCK
IS STEALING FROM ME.
2007
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,760
SO YOU HIT HIM WITH A GUN
2008
01:11:03,793 --> 01:11:04,994
AND PELTED HIM WITH EGGS
AND TOMATOES.
2009
01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,896
YEAH, I'D HAVE THROWN SOUP
AT HIM
2010
01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,432
IF I HAD ANY SOUP.
2011
01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,634
IS THERE A LAW SAYS
YOU CAN'T THROW EGGS?
2012
01:11:10,667 --> 01:11:13,803
MR. BABOWSKY CLAIMS
HE DIDN'T BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE.
2013
01:11:13,837 --> 01:11:14,738
WELL, WHAT DID I DO?
2014
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,806
INVITE HIM IN SO I COULD
THROW EGGS AT HIM?
2015
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,909
MAYBE MR. BABOWSKY INTENDED
TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE.
2016
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:22,145
BUT THESE CIRCUMSTANCES
OF HIM BEING PELTED
2017
01:11:22,178 --> 01:11:23,747
WITH EGGS AND TOMATOES
2018
01:11:23,780 --> 01:11:25,114
IS SOMETHING WE NEED
TO LOOK INTO.
2019
01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:28,117
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
2020
01:11:28,151 --> 01:11:30,587
THIS GUY THROWS EGGS AT ME
2021
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:31,988
AND, UH, AND, UH,
I'M HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HIM.
2022
01:11:32,021 --> 01:11:33,089
YOU'RE GONNA SIT DOWN
WITH THIS GUY
2023
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,858
AND COME TO SOME KIND
OF SETTLEMENT, YOU UNDERSTAND?
2024
01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:36,426
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
2025
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:39,162
YOU GOTTA PUT AN END
TO THIS THING.
2026
01:11:39,195 --> 01:11:40,497
NOW SIT ON THE PAPER.
2027
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:42,932
I PUT PAPER OUT THERE
FOR YOU.
2028
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:43,967
I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING
THAT EGG
2029
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:44,968
ALL OVER MY LEATHER SEATS.
2030
01:11:45,001 --> 01:11:46,503
OH, BOY, YOU KNOW,
I--I--
2031
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:47,637
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
2032
01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:49,172
EH, HERE.
2033
01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:50,774
TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE RUG.
2034
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,875
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
TO DO WITH MY FEET?
2035
01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,377
JUST SUSPEND 'EM UP
IN THE AIR, ALL RIGHT?
2036
01:11:53,410 --> 01:11:54,944
OH, GOD, I GOT SUCH
A HEADACHE.
2037
01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,813
I JUST CLEANED THE RUG.
2038
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,515
ALL RIGHT, UH,
2039
01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:00,684
LET ME TELL YOU
WHAT I'M WILLING TO DO.
2040
01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,019
I'M GONNA DROP ALL THE CHARGES
AGAINST YOU.
2041
01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,988
AND WE'LL--WE'LL WIPE
THE SLATE CLEAN.
2042
01:12:05,021 --> 01:12:08,024
I APPRECIATE IT.
2043
01:12:08,057 --> 01:12:09,526
YOU SEE HOW EASY IT IS
TO CLEAR IT UP?
2044
01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:11,027
OKAY, THAT'S IT?
2045
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,862
THAT'S AN END TO IT?
2046
01:12:12,896 --> 01:12:14,398
ALL RIGHT, LET'S EAT.
2047
01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:15,198
YO, HON.
2048
01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:17,734
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR CHECK.
2049
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:20,203
I DON'T KNOW HOW THE SLATE
GETS WIPED CLEAN
2050
01:12:20,236 --> 01:12:22,572
WHEN HE BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE
AND I'M THE ONE CHARGED.
2051
01:12:22,606 --> 01:12:23,640
N-N-N-N-NO.
2052
01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:24,908
I TOLD YOU I WAS NOT BREAKING
INTO YOUR HOUSE.
2053
01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:26,075
I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU WIFE.
2054
01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:27,544
HEY, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
PUT IT TO BED.
2055
01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,745
ARE WE GONNA PUT IT TO BED
OR WHAT?
2056
01:12:28,778 --> 01:12:29,846
IT'S OVER.
IT'S OVER.
2057
01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:30,914
ALL RIGHT?
2058
01:12:30,947 --> 01:12:32,215
TOO TIRED.
2059
01:12:32,248 --> 01:12:34,050
SLATE'S CLEAN.
2060
01:12:34,083 --> 01:12:35,719
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
2061
01:12:35,752 --> 01:12:37,887
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
2062
01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:40,724
UM, I'D LIKE, UH,
EGGS OVER.
2063
01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:44,060
HASH BROWNS.
TOAST TOASTED DARK.
2064
01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:45,929
BUTTER ON THE SIDE.
2065
01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:47,931
LARGE GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
AND SOME COFFEE.
2066
01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:49,165
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
2067
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,834
INSTEAD OF THE EGGS OVER,
2068
01:12:50,867 --> 01:12:52,736
IF I ORDER SOFT-BOILED EGGS,
HOW DO YOU DO IT?
2069
01:12:52,769 --> 01:12:53,770
YOU TAKE 'EM OUT
OF THE SHELL
2070
01:12:53,803 --> 01:12:55,505
OR YOU LEAVE 'EM
IN THE SHELL?
2071
01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:56,573
WE LEAVE THEM IN THE SHELL.
2072
01:12:56,606 --> 01:12:58,074
WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT
THAT WAY.
2073
01:12:58,107 --> 01:12:59,876
IT'S HOT IN THE HAND.
2074
01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:02,446
IT'S HARD TO SCOOP
THE STUFF OUT.
2075
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:03,547
IT'S NOT GOOD.
2076
01:13:03,580 --> 01:13:04,581
YOU GET LITTLE BITS
OF SHELL IN THERE.
2077
01:13:04,614 --> 01:13:05,749
DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.
2078
01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,951
WHATTAYA SAY YOU JUST, UH
ORDER SOME EGGS
2079
01:13:07,984 --> 01:13:09,218
AND LET IT GO AT THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
2080
01:13:09,252 --> 01:13:11,855
LISTEN, IF I'M GONNA ORDER,
2081
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,891
AT LEAST I OUGHTA BE CONTENT
WITH MY FOOD.
2082
01:13:14,924 --> 01:13:16,726
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY,
YOU KNOW?
2083
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,763
AND I GOT A HEADACHE
AND I GOT EGG ALL OVER ME.
2084
01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,731
WHY DON'T YOU SAY
YOU JUST ORDER SOME EGGS
2085
01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:22,932
AND LET SOME OTHER PEOPLE EAT
2086
01:13:22,966 --> 01:13:24,568
BEFORE THE LUNCH TRADE
COMES IN.
2087
01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,238
WHY DO I NEED A MAN
TELLING ME
2088
01:13:29,272 --> 01:13:31,140
WHAT I SHOULD
OR SHOULDN'T EAT, HUH?
2089
01:13:31,174 --> 01:13:33,543
LOOK.
2090
01:13:33,577 --> 01:13:35,144
THIS ISN'T A FOUR-STAR
RESTAURANT, YOU KNOW?
2091
01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:36,780
YOU'RE NOT, UH,
2092
01:13:36,813 --> 01:13:38,214
NOT GONNA HAVE
A GOURMET MEAL HERE.
2093
01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:39,616
YOU'RE JUST ORDERING
SOME BREAKFAST.
2094
01:13:39,649 --> 01:13:40,550
AND THAT'S ALL.
2095
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:43,286
WELL, IT SO HAPPENS,
FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
2096
01:13:43,319 --> 01:13:45,254
I'VE NEVER EATEN
IN THIS RESTAURANT BEFORE
2097
01:13:45,288 --> 01:13:47,123
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW
THEY DO THEIR EGGS.
2098
01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:48,558
YOU SEE?
2099
01:13:48,592 --> 01:13:51,127
IF THEY'RE OVER EASY
AND THEY'RE GOOEY,
2100
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,596
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH IT.
2101
01:13:52,629 --> 01:13:53,663
AND IF THEY LEAVE
2102
01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:55,599
THE SOFT-BOILED EGGS
IN THE SHELL,
2103
01:13:55,632 --> 01:13:56,600
I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THAT
EITHER.
2104
01:13:56,633 --> 01:13:58,101
YOU UNDERSTAND?
2105
01:13:58,134 --> 01:13:59,135
CAN I HAVE FRENCH TOAST
AND A CUP OF COFFEE?
2106
01:13:59,168 --> 01:14:00,136
WHAT DO YOU WANT, BAGEL?
2107
01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:01,137
HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA.
2108
01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,572
WAIT A MINUTE.
2109
01:14:02,606 --> 01:14:03,773
EXCUSE ME, I'M ORDERING HERE.
2110
01:14:03,807 --> 01:14:04,941
AT LEAST HAVE THE COURTESY
2111
01:14:04,974 --> 01:14:06,576
TO LET A MAN ORDER
HIS BREAKFAST.
2112
01:14:06,610 --> 01:14:07,611
FRENCH TOAST
AND A CUP OF COFFEE PLEASE.
2113
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:09,746
SAM, THE GUY
GETS ON MY NERVES.
2114
01:14:09,779 --> 01:14:11,147
FROM DAY ONE HE GOT
ON MY NERVES.
2115
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:13,116
I KNEW IT THEN,
I KNOW IT KNOW.
OH, I AM--
2116
01:14:13,149 --> 01:14:14,918
I'M BACK TO PRESSING CHARGES
AGAINST THIS GUY.
2117
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,820
OH, YOU WANT TO PLAY
THAT WAY, HUH?
2118
01:14:16,853 --> 01:14:17,854
IS THAT THE WAY
YOU WANT TO PLAY?
2119
01:14:17,887 --> 01:14:19,155
WELL, THIS GAME AIN'T OVER,
MISTER.
2120
01:14:19,188 --> 01:14:20,156
IT AIN'T OVER.
2121
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:21,190
HEY, HEY, HEY.
2122
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:21,925
YOU WANT TO PUT A STOP
TO THIS RIGHT NOW, HUH?
2123
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:23,326
BECAUSE I AM READY
RIGHT NOW.
2124
01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:24,327
RIGHT NOW!
LET'S GO!
2125
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:25,995
YOU'RE READY?
I'M READY!
2126
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:27,196
YOU'RE READY NOW?
LET'S FINISH IT NOW!
2127
01:14:27,230 --> 01:14:28,331
COME ON, LET'S FINISH IT!
2128
01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:30,133
GET THE PEOPLE WITH
THE STRAIGHTJACKETS.
2129
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:31,635
THIS MAN IS OUT
OF CONTROL.
2130
01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:32,702
COME ON, LET'S FINISH IT.
COME ON!
2131
01:14:32,736 --> 01:14:34,170
YEAH? YEAH?
COME ON!
2132
01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,805
I'M NOT FINISHED.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
2133
01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:37,106
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH HIM, SAM.
2134
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,107
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU,
MISTER.
2135
01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:39,943
YOU HEAR ME?
HUH, YOU HEAR ME?
2136
01:14:39,976 --> 01:14:41,144
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PROVE NOTHING
HERE.
2137
01:14:41,177 --> 01:14:42,646
(Tilley)
AW, COME ON!
2138
01:14:42,679 --> 01:14:44,614
COME ON, COME ON.
2139
01:14:44,648 --> 01:14:46,182
[shouting]
2140
01:14:46,215 --> 01:14:48,217
THAT WAS FRENCH TOAST
AND A--
2141
01:14:48,251 --> 01:14:50,086
CUP OF COFFEE.
2142
01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:54,624
(B.B.)
UGH, NORA.
2143
01:14:54,658 --> 01:14:56,192
REAL PAIN IN THE ASS,
YOU KNOW THAT?
2144
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:58,962
I MEAN IT.
SHE'S A REAL PAIN IN THE ASS.
2145
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:01,197
IT'S WORSE NOW THAN WHEN
SHE USED TO BE AROUND.
2146
01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:02,031
YOU WANNA HEAR SOMETHING?
2147
01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:03,867
THE OTHER NIGHT
AT THE CORRAL CLUB,
2148
01:15:03,900 --> 01:15:05,735
I TURNED DOWN A DANCE.
2149
01:15:05,769 --> 01:15:07,036
(Moe)
YOU TURNED DOWN A DANCE?
2150
01:15:07,070 --> 01:15:08,204
(B.B.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE ODDS ARE ON THAT?
2151
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,239
100 TO 1 B.B. DON'T DANCE.
2152
01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:12,041
100 TO 1 AGAINST.
2153
01:15:12,075 --> 01:15:13,743
[laughs]
2154
01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,050
I'M GETTING OUT
OF THE BUSINESS, B.B.
2155
01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:25,221
I GOT NOTHING TO SHOW
FOR ALL THIS.
2156
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:26,723
LOTTA GOOD TIMES, MOE.
2157
01:15:26,756 --> 01:15:27,824
YEAH, A LOT OF GOOD TIMES.
2158
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,259
YOU CAN'T EAT GOOD TIMES.
2159
01:15:30,293 --> 01:15:32,361
MY BROTHER-IN-LAW'S OFFERED ME
2160
01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:33,897
A JOB AT HESS SHOES.
2161
01:15:33,930 --> 01:15:35,932
I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE IT.
2162
01:15:35,965 --> 01:15:37,233
EH, YOU GO TO WORK
IN THE MORNING.
2163
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:38,234
YOU COME HOME AT NIGHT.
2164
01:15:38,267 --> 01:15:39,903
THEY GOT MEDICAL BENEFITS.
2165
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:43,907
I GET TO BE
ASSISTANT MANAGER.
2166
01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,109
THAT'S IT?
2167
01:15:46,142 --> 01:15:48,612
THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE GONNA
SPEND YOUR DAY, HUH?
2168
01:15:48,645 --> 01:15:52,081
MEASURING PEOPLE'S FEET.
2169
01:15:52,115 --> 01:15:53,049
[mocking tone]
WELL, SIR, YOU HAVE
A HIGH ARCH.
2170
01:15:53,082 --> 01:15:54,918
I THINK YOU NEED SOMETHING
IN AN ALLIGATOR.
2171
01:15:54,951 --> 01:15:55,919
[laughs]
2172
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,121
WITH A WINGTIP.
2173
01:15:58,154 --> 01:16:01,124
NOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT
ALL DAY.
2174
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,965
YOU'RE THE BEST TIN MAN
THAT EVER WAS.
2175
01:16:08,998 --> 01:16:11,735
IT'S ALL OVER, B.B.
2176
01:16:11,768 --> 01:16:13,803
IT'S OVER.
2177
01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:15,304
YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW BONANZA
THE OTHER DAY,
2178
01:16:15,338 --> 01:16:17,774
SOMETHING OCCURRED TO ME.
2179
01:16:17,807 --> 01:16:20,443
YOU GOT THESE FOUR GUYS
LIVING ON THE PONDEROSA.
2180
01:16:20,476 --> 01:16:21,811
AND YOU NEVER HEAR THEM
SAY ANYTHING
2181
01:16:21,845 --> 01:16:23,112
ABOUT WANTING TO GET LAID.
2182
01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:24,113
HUH.
2183
01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:25,248
I MEAN, YOU NEVER--
2184
01:16:25,281 --> 01:16:26,382
YOU NEVER HEAR HOSS SAY
TO LITTLE JOE,
2185
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,317
"I HAD SUCH A HARD-ON
WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING."
2186
01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:30,119
NO, NO, NO.
SAM, COME ON.
2187
01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:31,721
THEY DON'T TALK ABOUT BROADS,
NOTHING.
2188
01:16:31,755 --> 01:16:33,790
YOU NEVER--YEAH,
YOU NEVER HEAR LITTLE JOE
2189
01:16:33,823 --> 01:16:35,391
SAY, "HEY, HOSS,
2190
01:16:35,424 --> 01:16:36,693
"I WENT TO VIRGINIA CITY
AND I SAW A GIRL
2191
01:16:36,726 --> 01:16:39,095
WITH THE GREATEST ASS
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE."
2192
01:16:39,128 --> 01:16:40,964
THEY JUST WALK AROUND
THE PONDEROSA.
2193
01:16:40,997 --> 01:16:44,133
"YES, PA. WHERE'S LITTLE JOE?"
NOTHING ABOUT BROADS.
2194
01:16:44,167 --> 01:16:45,769
I DON'T THINK
I'M BEING TOO PICKY.
2195
01:16:45,802 --> 01:16:48,337
BUT IF LEAST ONCE THEY TALKED
ABOUT GETTING HORNY.
2196
01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:50,674
I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIVE
ON THE PONDEROSA
2197
01:16:50,707 --> 01:16:52,008
OR RIGHT HERE IN BALTIMORE,
2198
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,110
GUYS TALK ABOUT GETTING LAID.
2199
01:16:54,143 --> 01:16:55,344
I'M BEGINNING TO THINK
THAT SHOW
2200
01:16:55,378 --> 01:16:57,113
DOESN'T HAVE TOO MUCH REALISM.
2201
01:16:57,146 --> 01:16:58,347
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
2202
01:17:00,183 --> 01:17:03,086
SAM, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
ON THE BONANZA BULLSHIT.
2203
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,121
I GOT TOO MUCH ON MY BRAIN.
2204
01:17:05,154 --> 01:17:06,455
WHAT WITH THAT ASSHOLE
2205
01:17:06,489 --> 01:17:07,991
AND THE HOME IMPROVEMENT
COMMISSION.
2206
01:17:08,024 --> 01:17:09,058
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT
2207
01:17:09,092 --> 01:17:12,962
WHETHER LITTLE JOE
GOT LAID LAST NIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
2208
01:17:12,996 --> 01:17:14,297
COME ON, LET'S GO
AND EAT SOMETHING.
2209
01:17:14,330 --> 01:17:15,832
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO
TO A SMORGASBORD.
2210
01:17:15,865 --> 01:17:16,866
WE'LL GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
2211
01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:17,901
THAT'S IT.
2212
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:52,035
GOD, IF YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE
2213
01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:54,370
FOR ALL THIS STUFF DOWN HERE,
2214
01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:58,908
MAYBE YOU GOT A MOMENT'S
ATTENTION FOR ME.
2215
01:17:58,942 --> 01:18:00,744
BETWEEN THE IRS,
2216
01:18:00,777 --> 01:18:02,812
THIS HOME IMPROVEMENT
COMMISSION,
2217
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:05,048
AND MR. MERENGUE,
2218
01:18:05,081 --> 01:18:08,217
I'M JUST UP TO HERE
WITH ALL THIS BULLSHIT.
2219
01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,819
TO BE FRANK WITH YOU,
2220
01:18:09,853 --> 01:18:12,088
I'M IN THE TOILET.
2221
01:18:12,121 --> 01:18:13,890
LISTEN, UH,
I'M PRAYING HERE.
2222
01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,224
WOULD YOU GO AROUND.
2223
01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,827
I WANTED TO GET
SOME OF THE SALAD.
2224
01:18:17,861 --> 01:18:19,228
IT'S OUT OF ORDER.
2225
01:18:19,262 --> 01:18:22,031
GO AROUND.
2226
01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:25,234
LIKE, JUST DO WHAT YOU CAN,
ALL RIGHT?
2227
01:18:25,268 --> 01:18:27,871
I'D APPRECIATE IT.
2228
01:18:27,904 --> 01:18:29,038
AMEN.
2229
01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,842
DIDN'T YOU APPROACH
MR. BOLACHEVSKI
2230
01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:34,944
IN AUGUST 18, 1961
2231
01:18:34,978 --> 01:18:36,412
WHILE HE WAS CUTTING
HIS FRONT LAWN,
2232
01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,446
AND TELL HIM THAT HIS HOUSE
HAD BEEN SELECTED
2233
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:40,083
AS ONE OF ONLY 16 HOMES
IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND
2234
01:18:40,116 --> 01:18:42,518
FOR A FREE ALUMINUM SIDING JOB?
2235
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:43,953
WHAT WAS THAT NAME AGAIN?
2236
01:18:43,987 --> 01:18:45,554
BOLACHEVSKI.
2237
01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:47,290
UH, IT DOESN'T RING A BELL.
2238
01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:49,392
DOES IT RING A BELL
TO YOU, SAM?
2239
01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:51,360
DOESN'T RING A BELL
WITH ME EITHER, SIR.
2240
01:18:51,394 --> 01:18:52,561
DIDN'T YOU SUGGEST
2241
01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:54,130
THAT FOR A NOMINAL LABOR CHARGE,
2242
01:18:54,163 --> 01:18:56,032
HE WOULD RECEIVE
OVER $5,000 WORTH
2243
01:18:56,065 --> 01:18:57,266
OF ALUMINUM SIDING?
2244
01:18:57,300 --> 01:19:00,369
THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT FOR NOTHING.
2245
01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:01,437
DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE GOOD BUSINESS TO ME.
2246
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:04,073
MR. BOLACHEVSKI
WAS ULTIMATELY CHARGED
2247
01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:06,409
$2,400 FOR LABOR,
2248
01:19:06,442 --> 01:19:07,811
WHICH ACCORDING TO OUR FIGURES
2249
01:19:07,844 --> 01:19:08,912
IS ABOUT THE AVERAGE COST
2250
01:19:08,945 --> 01:19:10,814
OF AN ALUMINUM SIDING JOB.
2251
01:19:10,847 --> 01:19:12,548
I DON'T GET THE POINT
OF THIS.
2252
01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,117
WHAT WE'RE GETTING AT HERE--
2253
01:19:14,150 --> 01:19:15,584
THE POINT WE'D LIKE TO STRESS
2254
01:19:15,618 --> 01:19:17,453
IS THAT THE JOB WAS SOLD
UNDER FALSE TERMS.
2255
01:19:17,486 --> 01:19:18,554
THE MAN DIDN'T WIN ANY AWARD.
2256
01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,156
HE WASN'T GETTING
ALUMINUM SIDING
2257
01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:22,125
AT THAT SPECIAL PRICE.
2258
01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,960
A CLEAR CASE OF DECEPTION
IS INVOLVED HERE.
2259
01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,095
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
2260
01:19:26,129 --> 01:19:27,463
THE MAN GOT THE JOB
2261
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,833
FOR $2,400?
2262
01:19:29,866 --> 01:19:30,967
WHICH IS WHAT IT COSTS
IN ALUMINUM SIDING.
2263
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:33,136
GOT HIS MONEY'S WORTH.
YEAH.
2264
01:19:33,169 --> 01:19:34,403
UM, AHEM.
2265
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:35,538
I DON'T KNOW.
2266
01:19:35,571 --> 01:19:38,975
I MEAN, WE HAVE NO RECOLLECTION
OF THIS PARTICULAR JOB.
2267
01:19:39,008 --> 01:19:42,011
UM, BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF THIS IS DECEPTION.
2268
01:19:42,045 --> 01:19:43,279
I MEAN, LOOK.
2269
01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,014
IF YOU WORK
IN A CLOTHING STORE.
2270
01:19:45,048 --> 01:19:46,282
A GUY TRIES ON A SUIT
THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT.
2271
01:19:46,315 --> 01:19:50,286
AND YOU TELL HIM,
"WOW, IT'S WONDERFUL."
2272
01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,088
I MEAN, THERE'S A GUY
STANDING THERE
2273
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,289
LOOKING LIKE A SACK
OF SHIT.
2274
01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:54,457
AND THE SALESMAN SAYS,
2275
01:19:54,490 --> 01:19:55,992
"OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUIT."
2276
01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,193
NOW THAT'S DECEPTION.
2277
01:19:57,226 --> 01:19:58,962
AS FAR AS I CAN SAY.
2278
01:19:58,995 --> 01:20:00,296
IF THE MAN BUYS THE SUIT,
2279
01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:01,530
I MEAN, YOU'VE DECEIVED
THE MAN.
2280
01:20:01,564 --> 01:20:03,632
I MEAN, DO I MAKE MYSELF
CLEAR?
2281
01:20:03,666 --> 01:20:05,334
I'LL GO ALONG WITH THAT
AS WELL.
2282
01:20:05,368 --> 01:20:07,336
I--I CAN'T REALLY SEE
2283
01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:09,372
THE DECEPTION THAT YOU'RE SAYING
2284
01:20:09,405 --> 01:20:10,439
THAT WE'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR.
2285
01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:12,008
EXCUSE US ONE MINUTE.
2286
01:20:12,041 --> 01:20:14,077
[inaudible]
2287
01:20:18,181 --> 01:20:20,016
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
GENTLEMEN.
2288
01:20:20,049 --> 01:20:21,284
SHOULD THERE BE A REASON
2289
01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:22,886
TO CALL YOU BACK
IN THE FUTURE,
2290
01:20:22,919 --> 01:20:24,187
WE'D LIKE TO RESERVE
THAT RIGHT.
2291
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:27,223
WELL, I'M GLAD WE GOOD BE
OF SERVICE.
2292
01:20:27,256 --> 01:20:29,926
THANK YOU.
2293
01:20:31,394 --> 01:20:32,528
WE BEAT 'EM, SAM.
2294
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,297
WE BEAT 'EM.
PIECE OF CAKE.
2295
01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:35,298
THEY GOT NOTHING ON US.
2296
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:36,565
CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
2297
01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:38,367
I NEED A DRINK.
I HATE INQUISITIONS.
2298
01:20:38,401 --> 01:20:40,236
I LIKE THE STORY
ABOUT THE SUIT.
2299
01:20:40,269 --> 01:20:41,670
MS. RIBIDO?
2300
01:20:41,704 --> 01:20:45,041
HI, I REPRESENT THE GIBRALTAR
ALUMINUM SIDING COMPANY
2301
01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:46,475
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
[knocking]
2302
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,476
A REPRESENTATIVE
IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TODAY.
2303
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:50,179
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED--
2304
01:20:50,213 --> 01:20:52,248
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED
IN SEEING THE BENEFITS
2305
01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:53,983
OF OUR ALUMINUM PRODUCT?
2306
01:20:54,017 --> 01:20:57,220
[thunder booms]
2307
01:21:01,424 --> 01:21:02,558
NORA TILLEY, PLEASE.
2308
01:21:02,591 --> 01:21:05,561
UH, UM...
2309
01:21:05,594 --> 01:21:07,163
SOCIAL SECURITY.
2310
01:21:07,196 --> 01:21:08,364
I DON'T KNOW.
2311
01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:10,033
SHE'S, UH, SHE'S UP THERE
2312
01:21:10,066 --> 01:21:11,067
SOMEWHERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR.
2313
01:21:11,100 --> 01:21:12,068
SHE'S GOT A--
WHATTAYA CALL IT?
2314
01:21:12,101 --> 01:21:15,071
A DESK UP THERE.
2315
01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:18,341
STANLEY,
2316
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:20,109
CAN I HELP YOU LOOK
FOR SOMETHING IN THERE?
2317
01:21:20,143 --> 01:21:23,012
NO, NO, JUST MAKING MYSELF
BUSY.
2318
01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:24,280
WELL, I WOULDN'T TO THAT.
2319
01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:27,283
BAGEL DON'T LIKE NOBODY
LOOKIN' IN THE FILES.
2320
01:21:27,316 --> 01:21:30,019
[phone rings]
2321
01:21:30,053 --> 01:21:32,088
MRS. TILLEY.
2322
01:21:32,121 --> 01:21:34,557
NORA, THIS IS B.B.
2323
01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:36,292
UH-HUH.
2324
01:21:39,462 --> 01:21:41,430
[thunder booms]
2325
01:21:41,464 --> 01:21:43,632
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
2326
01:21:43,666 --> 01:21:44,633
I DON'T WANT
TO SEE YOU ANYMORE.
2327
01:21:44,667 --> 01:21:46,035
GIVE ME A CHANCE
TO EXPLAIN.
2328
01:21:46,069 --> 01:21:47,270
I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN.
2329
01:21:47,303 --> 01:21:49,038
YOU OWE ME THAT.
I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.
2330
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,440
IT WAS A LOUSY THING
TO DO, OKAY?
2331
01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:53,376
IT WAS A LOUSY THING
TO USE YOU
2332
01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:54,643
TO GET BACK AT YOUR HUSBAND.
2333
01:21:54,677 --> 01:21:57,746
BUT THE FACT IS I NEVER
WOULD'VE MET YOU OTHERWISE.
2334
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:03,652
IT WAS A LOUSY THING.
2335
01:22:03,686 --> 01:22:07,556
IT WAS A DISGUSTING,
TERRIBLE THING.
2336
01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:11,127
BUT A LOT OF GOOD
CAME OUT OF IT.
2337
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,296
WOULD YOU JUST TELL ME
SOMETHING?
2338
01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:14,597
JUST TELL ME WHAT KIND
OF PERSON
2339
01:22:14,630 --> 01:22:16,332
COMES UP WITH SUCH A DEVIOUS
THING.
2340
01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:20,003
I'M NOT SUCH A NICE GUY
ALL THE TIME, OKAY?
2341
01:22:20,036 --> 01:22:21,637
I ADMIT THAT.
2342
01:22:21,670 --> 01:22:23,506
I HAVE A LOT OF TRAINING
IN DECEIT, YOU KNOW?
2343
01:22:23,539 --> 01:22:26,575
IT'S AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD.
2344
01:22:26,609 --> 01:22:29,278
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS
ABOUT ME
2345
01:22:29,312 --> 01:22:30,613
THAT I HAVE TO FALL
FOR TIN MEN.
2346
01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:33,482
I MEAN, WHAT KIND
OF CHARACTER FLAW DO I HAVE?
2347
01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:39,155
I DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE,
YOU KNOW?
2348
01:22:39,188 --> 01:22:41,157
I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
TO EVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
2349
01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,792
I GOT THIS FAR IN MY LIFE
WITHOUT EVER HAVING
2350
01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,694
THIS KIND OF STUFF HAPPEN
TO ME, YOU KNOW?
2351
01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:47,263
I WAS DOING OKAY IN MY LIFE.
2352
01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,432
I WAS SAILING ALONG
PRETTY GOOD, YOU KNOW?
2353
01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,667
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
I DECIDED
2354
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:55,038
TO--TO GET EVEN
WITH SOME CRAZY GUY
2355
01:22:55,071 --> 01:22:57,440
AND I'M--I'M, UH...
2356
01:22:57,473 --> 01:22:58,541
I'M HERE.
2357
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:05,181
THE WET BECOMES YOU.
2358
01:23:05,214 --> 01:23:06,815
GETS RID OF SOME
OF THE SLICKNESS.
2359
01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:15,824
I HATE THE FACT THAT I'M NOT
IN CONTROL OF THIS STUFF.
2360
01:23:20,596 --> 01:23:23,732
BUT IF I GOTTA HAVE
THIS STUFF IN MY LIFE, WELL...
2361
01:23:23,766 --> 01:23:27,370
I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE.
2362
01:23:27,403 --> 01:23:31,707
I WANNA...
2363
01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:34,143
YOU KNOW?
2364
01:23:34,177 --> 01:23:38,547
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,
OKAY?
2365
01:23:38,581 --> 01:23:39,882
OKAY, I SAID IT.
2366
01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:42,418
I SAID IT AND I'M GLAD.
2367
01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:46,722
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
2368
01:23:46,755 --> 01:23:48,857
BECAUSE I MISS YOU.
2369
01:23:48,891 --> 01:23:50,859
AND I LOVE YOU.
2370
01:23:50,893 --> 01:23:53,862
AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
2371
01:23:53,896 --> 01:23:55,764
AND THAT'S THAT.
2372
01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:03,106
I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING
A LITTLE MORE ROMANTIC.
2373
01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:09,445
BUT OKAY.
2374
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,852
[playing Social Security]
2375
01:24:16,885 --> 01:24:19,355
* SOCIAL SECURITY
2376
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,425
* EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER
2377
01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,627
* AH HA
2378
01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:25,894
* I'LL BE GOOD TO HER
2379
01:24:25,928 --> 01:24:26,895
* SHE'LL BE GOOD
2380
01:24:26,929 --> 01:24:28,864
I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
2381
01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:30,533
THE BROAD SMASHES HIS CAR.
2382
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,867
HE TAKES HER DANCING.
2383
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:35,204
MUST BE A DATING RITUAL
I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH.
2384
01:24:35,238 --> 01:24:38,274
YOU GONNA COME HOME
WITH ME TONIGHT?
2385
01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:39,308
I DON'T KNOW.
2386
01:24:39,342 --> 01:24:40,709
ALL MY STUFF'S OVER
AT NELLIE'S.
2387
01:24:40,743 --> 01:24:42,578
THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN.
2388
01:24:42,611 --> 01:24:43,612
AND?
2389
01:24:43,646 --> 01:24:45,614
[laughs]
2390
01:24:45,648 --> 01:24:46,615
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
2391
01:24:46,649 --> 01:24:47,716
I'LL GO BACK TO THE HOUSE.
2392
01:24:47,750 --> 01:24:48,751
THERE'S A FEW THINGS
I LEFT BEHIND.
2393
01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:50,419
YEAH.
2394
01:24:50,453 --> 01:24:52,788
YEAH, I'LL SPEND
THE NIGHT.
2395
01:24:52,821 --> 01:24:55,391
B.B.'S A PRETTY GOOD TIN MAN
THOUGH, HUH?
2396
01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:56,325
PRETTY GOOD?
2397
01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:59,395
JEEZ, THE MAN'S WHAT LEGENDS
ARE MADE OF.
2398
01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:01,597
STARTED SELLING POTS AND PANS
DOOR TO DOOR
2399
01:25:01,630 --> 01:25:03,299
WHEN HE WAS 16.
2400
01:25:03,332 --> 01:25:04,667
NOTHING HE CAN'T SELL.
2401
01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:08,471
I'M GLAD THIS
IS WORKING OUT.
2402
01:25:08,504 --> 01:25:11,674
YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY,
HUH?
2403
01:25:11,707 --> 01:25:12,808
YEAH.
2404
01:25:12,841 --> 01:25:15,278
YOU DON'T SHOW A GREAT DEAL
OF EXUBERANCE, YOU KNOW.
2405
01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:18,647
WELL, HONEY, FOR ME,
I'M A PARADE.
2406
01:25:18,681 --> 01:25:26,655
*
2407
01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:38,534
"UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
SEIZURE."
2408
01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,786
WHAT HAPPENED?
2409
01:25:57,820 --> 01:26:00,022
IRS.
2410
01:26:00,055 --> 01:26:01,857
THEY NEED MY FURNITURE.
2411
01:26:01,890 --> 01:26:03,792
THE GOT A LIVING ROOM
SOMEWHERE IN THE COUNTRY
2412
01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,860
THAT NEEDS TO BE FURNISHED.
2413
01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:06,662
THEY'RE TAKING THE FURNITURE?
2414
01:26:06,695 --> 01:26:08,631
FURNITURE, THE WHOLE HOUSE.
2415
01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:10,499
LOCKED IT UP.
2416
01:26:10,533 --> 01:26:11,534
CONFISCATED IT.
2417
01:26:11,567 --> 01:26:13,969
WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT,
YOU KNOW?
2418
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:15,704
YOU EXPECT SOME PREFERENTIAL
TREATMENT?
2419
01:26:15,738 --> 01:26:17,873
YOU'RE SOME SPECIAL CASE?
2420
01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:19,842
YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR TAXES
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
2421
01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:22,378
HAS TO PAY THEIR TAXES.
2422
01:26:22,411 --> 01:26:24,680
OH, NO, THIS SEEMS TO BE
A RESPONSIBILITY
2423
01:26:24,713 --> 01:26:26,749
YOU JUST CAN'T GET
A HANDLE ON.
2424
01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:30,886
WELL, I WAS DOING PRETTY GOOD
THERE FOR A WHILE.
2425
01:26:30,919 --> 01:26:34,490
HAD MY HOUSE,
HAD A WIFE,
2426
01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:36,825
CADILLAC.
2427
01:26:36,859 --> 01:26:40,396
STILL GOT THE CADILLAC.
2428
01:26:40,429 --> 01:26:41,430
[grunts]
2429
01:26:42,931 --> 01:26:44,667
SO WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP?
2430
01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,535
I'LL STAY AT SAM'S
FOR A COUPLE NIGHTS
2431
01:26:46,569 --> 01:26:49,071
UNTIL I GET SET UP.
2432
01:26:49,104 --> 01:26:51,607
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ANYWAY?
2433
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:53,709
WELL, I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT
JUST BE A COUPLE THINGS
2434
01:26:53,742 --> 01:26:55,344
YOU DIDN'T THROW OUT
OF THE HOUSE.
2435
01:26:55,378 --> 01:26:57,413
I COUPLE THINGS, YOU KNOW,
I DIDN'T FIND ON THE LAWN.
2436
01:26:57,446 --> 01:26:58,514
[laughs]
I DON'T KNOW.
2437
01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:00,883
I DID A PRETTY GOOD
HOUSE CLEANING NUMBER ON YOU.
2438
01:27:00,916 --> 01:27:03,586
[both laugh]
2439
01:27:03,619 --> 01:27:06,589
LISTEN, ABOUT THE DIVORCE.
2440
01:27:06,622 --> 01:27:08,591
YOU WANNA FILE
OR SHOULD I FILE?
2441
01:27:08,624 --> 01:27:11,360
NORA, I GOTTA LEVEL WITH YOU.
2442
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,529
THIS GUY IS NUTS.
2443
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,763
HE TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT.
2444
01:27:14,797 --> 01:27:16,432
ALL ABOUT YOU THREW EGGS
AT HIM.
2445
01:27:16,465 --> 01:27:17,900
HE TOLD YOU IT WAS ABOUT EGGS?
2446
01:27:17,933 --> 01:27:18,967
NO, NOT IT WAS ABOUT IT.
2447
01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,469
THE GUY TRIED TO BREAK
INTO MY HOUSE
2448
01:27:20,503 --> 01:27:21,637
AND STEAL THINGS FROM ME.
2449
01:27:21,670 --> 01:27:22,771
HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME.
2450
01:27:22,805 --> 01:27:23,772
WE HAD AN ARGUMENT.
2451
01:27:23,806 --> 01:27:24,807
IF YOU MARRY THIS GUY,
2452
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:25,908
IT'D BE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
2453
01:27:25,941 --> 01:27:26,942
YOU EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE.
2454
01:27:26,975 --> 01:27:28,076
OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
2455
01:27:28,110 --> 01:27:29,445
IT'S NOT FOR YOU
TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME.
2456
01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:30,779
I THINK I SHOULD.
2457
01:27:30,813 --> 01:27:31,814
I THINK YOU'RE BEING MISLED.
2458
01:27:31,847 --> 01:27:33,549
I THINK--
I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED.
2459
01:27:33,582 --> 01:27:34,650
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
2460
01:27:34,683 --> 01:27:37,085
NORA, I KNOW ABOUT GUYS.
2461
01:27:37,119 --> 01:27:38,754
YEAH, WELL, I APPRECIATE
YOUR CONCERN.
2462
01:27:38,787 --> 01:27:40,789
BUT IT'S NOT FOR YOU
TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR ME.
2463
01:27:40,823 --> 01:27:42,458
BUT THIS GUY IS ABOUT
AS BAD A CHOICE
2464
01:27:42,491 --> 01:27:43,592
AS YOU COULD MAKE.
2465
01:27:43,626 --> 01:27:44,627
BAD CHOICE.
2466
01:27:44,660 --> 01:27:45,628
YOU'RE A GOOD ONE
TO GIVE ADVICE.
2467
01:27:45,661 --> 01:27:46,762
LOOK AT YOU.
2468
01:27:46,795 --> 01:27:47,930
YOU'RE SITTING ON YOUR PORCH,
LOCKED OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
2469
01:27:47,963 --> 01:27:49,332
YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY
YOUR TAXES.
2470
01:27:49,365 --> 01:27:51,467
AND YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ADVICE
ON LIFE?
2471
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,569
I'M NOT GIVING YOU A DIVORCE
AND THAT'S IT.
2472
01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:55,103
I'M LOOKING OUT
FOR YOUR WELFARE.
2473
01:27:55,137 --> 01:27:56,071
NO DIVORCE.
2474
01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:57,440
LO--
2475
01:27:57,473 --> 01:27:59,508
IT'S FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT
2476
01:27:59,542 --> 01:28:00,843
AND YOU'LL THANK ME FOR IT.
2477
01:28:04,380 --> 01:28:07,683
MY BENEFIT?
2478
01:28:07,716 --> 01:28:09,785
YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT ME.
2479
01:28:09,818 --> 01:28:12,655
YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT WHO I MARRY.
2480
01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:14,790
THE REASON YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO MARRY HIM
2481
01:28:14,823 --> 01:28:16,492
IS BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN
TAKING YOUR WIFE.
2482
01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,826
AND YOU GOT--
YOU GOT THIS THING WITH HIM.
2483
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:19,495
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
2484
01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:20,663
THAT'S ALL.
THAT'S ALL.
2485
01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:22,498
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME.
2486
01:28:22,531 --> 01:28:24,833
IT'S THE SAME BULLSHIT
YOU'RE DOING.
2487
01:28:24,867 --> 01:28:26,769
THAT'S THE WAY
IT ALWAYS IS WITH YOU, TILLEY.
2488
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,771
IT'S ALWAYS YOU.
IT'S YOU.
2489
01:28:28,804 --> 01:28:30,005
THE IRS, THEY'RE TAKING
YOUR HOUSE.
2490
01:28:30,038 --> 01:28:31,607
THEY'RE TAKING YOUR FURNITURE.
2491
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,442
YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT
2492
01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:34,777
MY THINGS IN THE HOUSE,
YOU KNOW?
2493
01:28:34,810 --> 01:28:35,844
I GOT THINGS IN THAT HOUSE
2494
01:28:35,878 --> 01:28:37,045
I WORKED DAMN HARD FOR.
2495
01:28:37,079 --> 01:28:39,014
THINGS THAT WERE GIVEN TO ME
BY MY FAMILY.
2496
01:28:39,047 --> 01:28:41,784
THE HEADBOARD WAS GIVEN TO ME
BY AUNT JOSEPHINE.
2497
01:28:41,817 --> 01:28:43,619
THAT'S GOTTA BE AT LEAST 100--
2498
01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:45,020
YOU KNOW, 50 YEARS OLD,
OR--
2499
01:28:45,053 --> 01:28:46,489
YOU KNOW, IT'S OLD!
2500
01:28:46,522 --> 01:28:48,791
AND THE HAND-EMBROIDERED
FOOTSTOOL, AND--
2501
01:28:48,824 --> 01:28:50,893
WHAT FOOTSTOOL?
2502
01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:55,398
THE HAND-EMBROIDERED FOOTSTOOL
OVER BY THE TV, YOU--
2503
01:28:56,832 --> 01:28:59,402
I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING THAT.
2504
01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:00,536
IT'S GRANNY'S.
2505
01:29:00,569 --> 01:29:01,570
IT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER.
2506
01:29:01,604 --> 01:29:02,705
IT BELONGED TO MY GRANNY.
2507
01:29:02,738 --> 01:29:04,139
IT'S BEEN THERE FOREVER?
2508
01:29:04,172 --> 01:29:05,641
I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
2509
01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,743
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS
WITH YOU, TILLEY.
2510
01:29:07,776 --> 01:29:09,545
YOU JUST--IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU.
2511
01:29:09,578 --> 01:29:14,182
YOU DON'T CARE
IF THEY TAKE IT ALL AWAY.
2512
01:29:14,216 --> 01:29:15,518
IT'S ALL YOU, TILLEY.
2513
01:29:15,551 --> 01:29:17,986
HUH.
2514
01:29:18,020 --> 01:29:21,123
IT'S ALL IT'S EVER BEEN.
2515
01:29:29,598 --> 01:29:30,999
[car door shuts]
2516
01:29:31,033 --> 01:29:32,501
[engine revs]
2517
01:29:32,535 --> 01:29:35,070
[tires chirp]
2518
01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:38,073
HAND-EMBROIDERED FOOTSTOOL?
2519
01:29:38,106 --> 01:29:41,043
[gentle music]
2520
01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:45,781
*
2521
01:29:45,814 --> 01:29:47,583
THANKS FOR THE LIFT BACK, B.B.
2522
01:29:47,616 --> 01:29:50,085
OKAY, STANLEY.
2523
01:29:50,118 --> 01:29:51,620
SEE YOU AROUND.
2524
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,888
YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
STANLEY?
2525
01:30:25,921 --> 01:30:28,290
I COULD ALWAYS SMELL A MAN
THAT'S NOT MADE OF TIN.
2526
01:30:28,323 --> 01:30:32,628
STEALING FILES IS AGAINST
THE LAW.
2527
01:30:32,661 --> 01:30:33,829
I COULD CALL THE COPS
RIGHT NOW.
2528
01:30:33,862 --> 01:30:34,897
YOU'D BE IN JAIL.
2529
01:30:34,930 --> 01:30:36,932
NO, UH--
I'LL--I'LL PUT IT BACK
2530
01:30:36,965 --> 01:30:38,133
AND NOBODY'S THE WISER.
2531
01:30:38,166 --> 01:30:41,937
YOU'RE FROM THE COMMISSION,
AREN'T YOU?
2532
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:43,171
THE COMMISSION DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH INFORMATION, HUH?
2533
01:30:43,205 --> 01:30:47,075
THEY GOTTA HIRE GUYS LIKE YOU
TO SNOOP AROUND?
2534
01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,978
WE'RE JUST STARTING OUT.
2535
01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:52,648
IF I CAN GET SOME GOOD,
HARD FACTS OF SOME INFRACTIONS,
2536
01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,082
THEN WE'LL HAVE CREDIBILITY
IN THE COMMUNITY.
2537
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:56,819
YOU KNOW WHAT
YOUR BIG PROBLEM IS, STANLEY?
2538
01:30:56,852 --> 01:30:58,854
YOU'RE LAZY.
2539
01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:01,189
YOU WANT TO FIND OUT
SOME STUFF?
2540
01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:02,958
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
TO PICK UP A PHONE
2541
01:31:02,991 --> 01:31:04,192
AND DEVELOP A LEAD, HUH?
2542
01:31:04,226 --> 01:31:05,861
CANVAS--THAT'S WHAT WE DO
ALL THE TIME.
2543
01:31:05,894 --> 01:31:07,630
IT DOESN'T OCCUR TO YOU,
DOES IT, STANLEY?
2544
01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:10,666
BECAUSE YOU'RE LAZY.
2545
01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:12,668
YOU THINK WE DID SOMETHING
WRONG,
2546
01:31:12,701 --> 01:31:14,002
WHY DON'T YOU COLLECT
YOUR EVIDENCE
2547
01:31:14,036 --> 01:31:16,271
IN A LEGAL MANNER?
2548
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:17,673
BUT YOU DON'T LIKE THAT,
DO YOU?
2549
01:31:17,706 --> 01:31:18,941
YOU WANT TO SNOOP AROUND.
2550
01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:20,543
YOU WANT TO STEAL SOME FILES.
2551
01:31:20,576 --> 01:31:21,710
WHAT IS THIS?
2552
01:31:21,744 --> 01:31:22,811
ELLIOT NESS OR SOMETHING?
2553
01:31:22,845 --> 01:31:23,779
[laughs]
2554
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:25,347
EE!
2555
01:31:25,380 --> 01:31:27,049
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
2556
01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:28,684
HUH?
2557
01:31:28,717 --> 01:31:32,721
THINK THIS IS SOME
BIG TIME DRUG RING, STANLEY?
2558
01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:33,822
WHAT DO YOU THINK,
2559
01:31:33,856 --> 01:31:36,191
YOU'RE INFILTRATING
THE MAFIA?
2560
01:31:36,224 --> 01:31:37,693
WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF GUYS
TRYING
2561
01:31:37,726 --> 01:31:41,697
TO SELL SOME ALUMINUM SIDING,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
2562
01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:42,831
IF YOU WANT SOME FILES,
2563
01:31:42,865 --> 01:31:47,002
I'LL GIVE YOU SOME FILES.
2564
01:31:47,035 --> 01:31:49,171
SOME OF THE JOBS THAT I'VE DONE.
2565
01:31:49,204 --> 01:31:50,338
LEAVE MOE OUT OF IT.
2566
01:31:50,372 --> 01:31:52,808
HE'S QUIT THE BUSINESS.
2567
01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:54,276
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
2568
01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:06,321
WELL, MAYBE IF I TALK
TO HIM ANOTHER DAY,
2569
01:32:06,354 --> 01:32:07,923
HE'LL CHANGE HIS MIND.
2570
01:32:07,956 --> 01:32:08,924
YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE THAT.
2571
01:32:08,957 --> 01:32:10,192
I MEAN, ONE DAY,
HE'S ONE WAY.
2572
01:32:10,225 --> 01:32:11,760
ANOTHER DAY,
HE'S ANOTHER WAY.
2573
01:32:11,794 --> 01:32:12,928
THERE'S NO NEED
TO TALK TO HIM.
2574
01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:14,730
HE'S PROBABLY
PRETTY UPSET, YOU KNOW?
2575
01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:17,600
ABOUT THE IRS TAKING
THE HOUSE AND STUFF.
2576
01:32:17,633 --> 01:32:19,702
EVER SEE A VOLKSWAGEN?
2577
01:32:19,735 --> 01:32:20,703
HUH?
2578
01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:22,905
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE
LITTLE CARS.
2579
01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:24,707
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO
WITH ANYTHING?
2580
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:26,074
NOTHING.
2581
01:32:26,108 --> 01:32:28,877
I JUST THINK
THEY'RE INTERESTING.
2582
01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,392
[Dusty Springfield's
Wishing and Hoping]
2583
01:32:44,426 --> 01:32:45,928
* WISHING AND HOPING
2584
01:32:45,961 --> 01:32:48,731
* AND THINKING AND PRAYING
2585
01:32:48,764 --> 01:32:50,733
[balls clack]
2586
01:32:50,766 --> 01:32:54,236
HEY, TILLEY,
MR. MERENGUE IS HERE.
2587
01:32:54,269 --> 01:32:57,940
* THAT WON'T GET YOU
INTO HIS ARMS *
2588
01:32:57,973 --> 01:32:59,775
[balls clack]
2589
01:32:59,808 --> 01:33:02,444
* TO FIND LOVE
2590
01:33:02,477 --> 01:33:07,115
* YOU CAN SHARE
2591
01:33:07,149 --> 01:33:08,150
* ALL YOU GOTTA DO
2592
01:33:08,183 --> 01:33:10,653
CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE,
2593
01:33:10,686 --> 01:33:13,155
OR DO WE HAVE TO TALK
OVER 14 POOL TABLES?
2594
01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:19,227
* SHOW HIM THAT YOU CARE
2595
01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:21,429
* JUST FOR HIM
2596
01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:25,100
* DO THE THINGS HE LIKES
TO DO *
2597
01:33:25,133 --> 01:33:27,469
* WEAR YOUR HAIR
2598
01:33:27,502 --> 01:33:29,838
* JUST FOR HIM
2599
01:33:29,872 --> 01:33:32,808
* 'CAUSE YOU WON'T GET HIM
2600
01:33:32,841 --> 01:33:35,911
OKAY, UH,
2601
01:33:35,944 --> 01:33:37,846
WE GOT ENOUGH GOING DOWN
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, I KNOW.
2602
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,347
BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER
2603
01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:41,684
IS I LOVE YOUR WIFE
AND I WANT TO MARRY HER.
2604
01:33:44,019 --> 01:33:46,088
WELL, I DON'T CARE
WHO SHE MARRIES.
2605
01:33:46,121 --> 01:33:47,422
BUT I DON'T WANT HER
MARRYING YOU.
2606
01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:49,825
YOU THINK
WE COULD DISCUSS THIS
2607
01:33:49,858 --> 01:33:51,927
IN A NICE, RATIONAL MANNER?
2608
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,796
RATIONAL?
2609
01:33:53,829 --> 01:33:54,930
YOU'RE GONNA BE RATIONAL?
2610
01:33:54,963 --> 01:33:58,200
LOOK, I KNOW WE HAVE
A PROBLEM.
2611
01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,335
BUT I'D LIKE TO TRY
TO ISOLATE
2612
01:34:00,368 --> 01:34:02,337
THIS ONE PARTICULAR
SITUATION.
2613
01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:06,108
ISOLATE, HUH?
ISOLATE.
2614
01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:09,211
I LIKE THIS KIND OF TALK.
2615
01:34:09,244 --> 01:34:11,513
WHAT THE HELL NONSENSE
IS THAT?
2616
01:34:11,546 --> 01:34:13,782
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
2617
01:34:13,816 --> 01:34:16,518
TO GAIN FROM THIS THING HERE,
HUH?
2618
01:34:16,551 --> 01:34:17,820
OH, WELL, WAIT A SECOND.
2619
01:34:17,853 --> 01:34:19,187
I GOTTA ISOLATE THAT
FOR A MOMENT
2620
01:34:19,221 --> 01:34:20,522
AND THINK IT OVER.
2621
01:34:20,555 --> 01:34:24,392
YOU KNOW, NOBODY BENEFITS
FROM MAKING ME MAD.
2622
01:34:24,426 --> 01:34:26,128
YOU OUGHTA HEAR YOURSELF,
PAL.
2623
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:27,362
YOU KNOW THAT?
2624
01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:28,997
YOU OUGHTA LISTEN TO THE WAY
YOU TALK.
2625
01:34:29,031 --> 01:34:31,133
YOU COME IN HERE,
YOU WANT TO TAKE MY WIFE.
2626
01:34:31,166 --> 01:34:32,901
YOU WANT TO ISOLATE
THIS SITUATION.
2627
01:34:32,935 --> 01:34:34,202
YOU WANT TO BE RATIONAL.
2628
01:34:34,236 --> 01:34:36,071
I GOT NO TOLERANCE
FOR YOU, MISTER.
2629
01:34:36,104 --> 01:34:38,140
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
2630
01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:39,842
SO I GATHER WHAT YOU'RE SAYING
2631
01:34:39,875 --> 01:34:42,044
IS THAT THERE'S NO USE
UH, DISCUSSING THIS.
2632
01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:46,882
IS THAT IT?
2633
01:34:46,915 --> 01:34:49,752
YOU LIKE POOL?
2634
01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:54,222
I ENJOY THE GAME.
2635
01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:57,392
WHY DON'T WE PLAY
A LITTLE GAME OF EIGHT BALL?
2636
01:34:57,425 --> 01:35:02,530
IF I LOSE, I CONSENT
TO THE DIVORCE.
2637
01:35:02,564 --> 01:35:04,566
IF YOU LOSE,
2638
01:35:04,599 --> 01:35:06,401
YOU GIVE UP NORA.
2639
01:35:06,434 --> 01:35:08,804
WALK AWAY FROM HER.
2640
01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:15,443
RACK 'EM.
2641
01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:29,925
(Tilley)
HEY, WAYNE.
2642
01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:31,026
TILLEY.
2643
01:35:31,059 --> 01:35:32,928
WASN'T THAT THE GOOF
FROM THE COMMISSION?
2644
01:35:32,961 --> 01:35:33,896
MASTERS, YEAH.
2645
01:35:33,929 --> 01:35:35,597
WHAT THE HELL'S HE DOING
HANGING AROUND HERE.
2646
01:35:35,630 --> 01:35:37,065
WANTS SOME INFORMATION.
2647
01:35:37,099 --> 01:35:38,566
I NAILED HIS ASS GOOD.
2648
01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:39,868
YEAH?
WHOO!
2649
01:35:39,902 --> 01:35:40,969
CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON ME.
2650
01:35:41,003 --> 01:35:42,104
OH, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME.
2651
01:35:42,137 --> 01:35:44,306
I WAS RESPECTFUL, COURTEOUS.
2652
01:35:44,339 --> 01:35:46,374
BUT I WAS SLIPPIN'
AND SLIDIN'.
2653
01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:47,409
THEY COULDN'T TOUCH ME.
2654
01:35:47,442 --> 01:35:48,276
[laughs]
2655
01:35:48,310 --> 01:35:49,444
LISTEN, TILLEY,
I GOT A REAL PROBLEM.
2656
01:35:49,477 --> 01:35:51,446
LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK.
2657
01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:52,981
ALL RIGHT.
2658
01:35:53,015 --> 01:35:56,484
HOPE IT'S NOT A BIG PROBLEM.
2659
01:35:56,518 --> 01:35:59,387
YOU'RE GONNA SELL ME OUT
TO THE COMMISSION?
2660
01:35:59,421 --> 01:36:00,488
WING, AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT?
2661
01:36:00,522 --> 01:36:02,124
I'M FRONT WITH YOU
ON THIS.
2662
01:36:02,157 --> 01:36:03,591
I'M UP FRONT WITH YOU
ON THIS, TILLEY.
2663
01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:05,327
I GOT MY BALLS IN A VICE.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
2664
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,129
IS THIS BECAUSE OF THE MONEY
I OWE YOU?
2665
01:36:07,162 --> 01:36:08,230
I MEAN, ARE YOU JUST PISSED?
2666
01:36:08,263 --> 01:36:10,565
TILLEY, THIS HAS GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH THE MONEY.
2667
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:12,134
[scoffs]
2668
01:36:12,167 --> 01:36:13,969
YOU'RE GONNA SELL ME OUT?
2669
01:36:14,002 --> 01:36:15,971
YOU'RE GONNA LET 'EM
BURY ME?
2670
01:36:16,004 --> 01:36:17,472
JESUS CHRIST, WING.
2671
01:36:17,505 --> 01:36:19,975
JESUS CHRIST.
2672
01:36:20,008 --> 01:36:21,977
I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE
TO WORK IN THIS BUSINESS?
2673
01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:24,079
WING, THIS IS MY CHOSEN FIELD.
2674
01:36:24,112 --> 01:36:27,850
MASTERS WAS GONNA TEAR
THIS COMPANY APART.
2675
01:36:27,883 --> 01:36:29,451
YOU'RE THE LOW MAN
ON THE TOTEM POLE.
2676
01:36:29,484 --> 01:36:31,519
THERE'S A LOT OF GUYS
MAKING A GOOD LIVING.
2677
01:36:31,553 --> 01:36:33,421
THERE'S NO SENSE FOR THE WHOLE
THING TO GO UP IN SMOKE.
2678
01:36:33,455 --> 01:36:34,356
YOU UNDERSTAND, TILLEY?
2679
01:36:34,389 --> 01:36:35,423
IT'S JUST BUSINESS.
2680
01:36:35,457 --> 01:36:37,492
JESUS CHRIST.
2681
01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:39,661
YOU'RE IN FOR OVER TWO GRAND
ON THE BOOKS.
2682
01:36:39,694 --> 01:36:42,931
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'LL WIPE THE SLATE.
2683
01:36:42,965 --> 01:36:46,101
AND HERE.
2684
01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,170
I'LL GIVE YOU A THOU...
2685
01:36:48,203 --> 01:36:50,538
TO GET SET UP.
2686
01:36:50,572 --> 01:36:52,274
I CAN'T DO ANY BETTER
THAN THAT.
2687
01:36:52,307 --> 01:36:55,443
YOU SELL ME OUT
FOR A LOUSY $3,000.
2688
01:36:55,477 --> 01:36:59,014
$3,000 AND I GOTTA GO DOWN
THE TOILET?
2689
01:36:59,047 --> 01:37:00,515
JESUS, WING.
2690
01:37:00,548 --> 01:37:01,950
I MEAN, HOW LONG THE TWO OF US
2691
01:37:01,984 --> 01:37:04,152
BEEN BUSTIN'
OUR ASSES TOGETHER, HUH?
2692
01:37:04,186 --> 01:37:05,988
WE GOT A HISTORY
TO THIS RELATIONSHIP,
2693
01:37:06,021 --> 01:37:07,022
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
2694
01:37:07,055 --> 01:37:08,023
MASTERS COMES ALONG,
2695
01:37:08,056 --> 01:37:09,191
PUTS A LITTLE SQUEEZE
ON YOU,
2696
01:37:09,224 --> 01:37:11,159
AND YOU SELL ME OUT.
2697
01:37:11,193 --> 01:37:12,394
$3,000.
2698
01:37:12,427 --> 01:37:13,695
THE BOTTOM LINE,
TILLEY,
2699
01:37:13,728 --> 01:37:17,399
IS THIS IS JUST BUSINESS.
2700
01:37:17,432 --> 01:37:20,135
HERE.
2701
01:37:20,168 --> 01:37:22,304
IT'S ANOTHER DEUCE.
2702
01:37:22,337 --> 01:37:25,540
I CARRIED YOU
FOR A LONG TIME, TILLEY.
2703
01:37:25,573 --> 01:37:27,542
I'VE DONE A DAMN SIGHT MORE
2704
01:37:27,575 --> 01:37:29,044
THAN A LOT OF OTHER GUYS
WOULD'VE DONE FOR YOU
2705
01:37:29,077 --> 01:37:32,047
AND I DON'T SEE
ANY GRATITUDE FROM YOU.
2706
01:37:40,455 --> 01:37:42,257
YOU COULD FINISH UP
WHEN YOU LIKE.
2707
01:37:46,061 --> 01:37:47,930
I'M SORRY, TILLEY.
2708
01:37:47,963 --> 01:37:49,597
IT'S THE WAY OF THE WORLD.
2709
01:37:55,703 --> 01:37:58,673
[Fine Young Cannibal's
As Hard As It Is]
2710
01:37:58,706 --> 01:38:01,944
* OOH OOH
2711
01:38:01,977 --> 01:38:04,512
* WHOA OH OH OH OOH OOH
2712
01:38:04,546 --> 01:38:09,284
* OOH OOH OH OH
2713
01:38:09,317 --> 01:38:13,121
*
2714
01:38:13,155 --> 01:38:16,724
* OOH EE
2715
01:38:16,758 --> 01:38:20,963
* AS HARD AS IT IS
2716
01:38:20,996 --> 01:38:25,133
[motorized seat hums]
2717
01:38:25,167 --> 01:38:29,437
* AS HARD AS IT IS
2718
01:38:29,471 --> 01:38:31,273
* WHOA OH
2719
01:38:31,306 --> 01:38:36,211
* AS HARD AS IT IS
2720
01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:39,447
* OH NO
2721
01:38:39,481 --> 01:38:42,117
* AS HARD AS IT IS
2722
01:38:42,150 --> 01:38:45,153
[sea gulls squawking]
2723
01:38:51,593 --> 01:38:52,627
(Nora)
BILL, BETTER HURRY UP.
2724
01:38:52,660 --> 01:38:54,462
EVERYTHING'S READY.
2725
01:38:54,496 --> 01:38:57,132
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE UP
SO EARLY.
2726
01:38:57,165 --> 01:38:58,333
THIS IS A RARE OCCASION.
2727
01:38:58,366 --> 01:39:01,236
YEAH, I GOT SOME BUSINESS
I HAVE TO ATTEND TO DOWNTOWN.
2728
01:39:01,269 --> 01:39:02,470
TOAST'LL BE READY
IN A SECOND.
2729
01:39:02,504 --> 01:39:04,639
IF THIS THING'S WORKING,
I DON'T KNOW.
2730
01:39:06,708 --> 01:39:09,111
NORA.
2731
01:39:09,144 --> 01:39:10,678
I LIED TO YOU THE OTHER DAY.
2732
01:39:10,712 --> 01:39:12,580
HOW SO?
2733
01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:16,018
I WENT TO SEE TILLEY
ABOUT THE DIVORCE.
2734
01:39:16,051 --> 01:39:18,253
HE WASN'T VERY REASONABLE
AND, UH,
2735
01:39:18,286 --> 01:39:19,354
YOU KNOW, ONE THING LED
TO ANOTHER.
2736
01:39:19,387 --> 01:39:23,158
SO WE DECIDED FINALLY
TO SHOOT SOME POOL
2737
01:39:23,191 --> 01:39:24,292
TO DECIDE THE MATTER.
2738
01:39:24,326 --> 01:39:25,193
WHAT?
2739
01:39:25,227 --> 01:39:27,529
WE DECIDED TO SHOOT
SOME POOL, YOU KNOW?
2740
01:39:27,562 --> 01:39:29,364
IF I WON,
HE WOULD GIVE YOU UP.
2741
01:39:29,397 --> 01:39:32,200
AND IF I LOST,
I WOULD GIVE YOU UP.
2742
01:39:32,234 --> 01:39:34,169
YOU SHOT POOL FOR ME?
2743
01:39:34,202 --> 01:39:36,304
I HAD NO CHOICE.
2744
01:39:36,338 --> 01:39:38,173
THAT'S THE MOST DESPICABLE
THING
2745
01:39:38,206 --> 01:39:39,507
I'VE EVER HEARD
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.
2746
01:39:39,541 --> 01:39:40,375
I MEAN, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
2747
01:39:40,408 --> 01:39:42,677
SHOOTING POOL TO DETERMINE
MY FUTURE!
2748
01:39:42,710 --> 01:39:45,313
NORA, I HAD NO CHOICE.
2749
01:39:45,347 --> 01:39:47,549
THE TOAST IS READY.
2750
01:39:47,582 --> 01:39:49,651
GET IT YOURSELF!
2751
01:39:49,684 --> 01:39:52,054
HEY, I'M ONLY TRYING
TO BE HONEST, YOU KNOW?
2752
01:39:52,087 --> 01:39:54,189
I'M TO, UH, TELL YOU
WHAT'S ON MY MIND.
2753
01:39:54,222 --> 01:39:56,791
WHAT'S ON MY CONSCIENCE,
YOU KNOW?
2754
01:39:56,824 --> 01:39:59,161
WHICH ONE OF THESE THINGS
IS YOURS?
2755
01:39:59,194 --> 01:40:00,495
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU EAT
BOTH OF 'EM?
2756
01:40:00,528 --> 01:40:03,465
MAYBE YOU CAN CHOKE
TO DEATH ON ONE OF 'EM.
2757
01:40:03,498 --> 01:40:05,500
HOW COULD BE SO...
2758
01:40:05,533 --> 01:40:07,535
HOW COULD YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
HOW WRONG THAT--
2759
01:40:07,569 --> 01:40:09,404
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
THIS MENTALITY!
2760
01:40:09,437 --> 01:40:10,672
I MEAN, SHOOTING POOL
FOR ME, IT'S INSANE!
2761
01:40:10,705 --> 01:40:11,573
IT'S NUTS!
2762
01:40:11,606 --> 01:40:13,208
LOOK, TILLEY IS NOT
THE MOST RATIONAL GUY
2763
01:40:13,241 --> 01:40:14,542
IN THE WORLD,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
2764
01:40:14,576 --> 01:40:16,644
I TRIED TALKING TO HIM
AND HE WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
2765
01:40:16,678 --> 01:40:17,712
SO WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?
2766
01:40:17,745 --> 01:40:19,247
I'M ASKING YOU.
HUH?
2767
01:40:19,281 --> 01:40:21,216
WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?
2768
01:40:21,249 --> 01:40:23,418
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU HAD TO SHOOT POOL FOR ME.
2769
01:40:23,451 --> 01:40:26,688
I MEAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW CRAZY THAT IS?
2770
01:40:26,721 --> 01:40:28,490
LOOK AT YOU.
YOU'RE EATING EGGS.
2771
01:40:28,523 --> 01:40:30,492
YOU'RE--YOU'RE EATING EGGS
LIKE YOU'RE CASUALLY--
2772
01:40:30,525 --> 01:40:32,427
LIKE THIS NORMAL BUSINESS
IN LIFE HERE, YOU KNOW?
2773
01:40:32,460 --> 01:40:33,861
LIKE SOME FEUDAL LORD
OR SOMETHING
2774
01:40:33,895 --> 01:40:35,230
YOU READ ABOUT IN HISTORY.
2775
01:40:35,263 --> 01:40:36,731
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'M SORRY.
2776
01:40:36,764 --> 01:40:38,233
[sighs]
2777
01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:43,438
WHAT HAPPENED?
2778
01:40:43,471 --> 01:40:44,539
I LOST.
2779
01:40:44,572 --> 01:40:45,573
YOU LOST?
2780
01:40:45,607 --> 01:40:46,608
I BLEW THE EIGHT BALL.
2781
01:40:46,641 --> 01:40:47,609
YOU LOST?
YEP.
2782
01:40:47,642 --> 01:40:48,443
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
YOU LOST?
2783
01:40:48,476 --> 01:40:50,212
IT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED
TO GIVE YOU UP.
2784
01:40:50,245 --> 01:40:51,579
MEANS I'M SUPPOSED
TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.
2785
01:40:51,613 --> 01:40:53,715
WILL YOU STOP EATING
YOUR EGGS FOR A MINUTE!
2786
01:40:53,748 --> 01:40:55,250
HOW CAN YOU TELL ME THINGS
LIKE THIS
2787
01:40:55,283 --> 01:40:57,219
AND CASUALLY EAT YOUR EGGS?
2788
01:40:57,252 --> 01:41:00,755
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN,
BILL?
2789
01:41:00,788 --> 01:41:04,292
IT MEANS I'M SUPPOSED
TO NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
2790
01:41:04,326 --> 01:41:06,394
TO HONOR MY PART
OF THAT AGREEMENT.
2791
01:41:13,335 --> 01:41:14,836
BUT I'M NOT THAT HONORABLE
A GUY.
2792
01:41:22,644 --> 01:41:25,447
I GOTTA GO.
2793
01:41:25,480 --> 01:41:26,748
WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
2794
01:41:26,781 --> 01:41:28,316
QUIT GOING SO FAST HERE.
2795
01:41:28,350 --> 01:41:31,686
I TOLD YOU I GOT
SOME BUSINESS DOWNTOWN.
2796
01:41:38,326 --> 01:41:40,295
WANNA HAVE SOME DINNER
TONIGHT?
2797
01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,630
ISN'T THAT WHAT WE PLANNED?
2798
01:41:42,664 --> 01:41:44,666
YEAH.
2799
01:42:05,987 --> 01:42:09,557
[chattering]
2800
01:42:22,036 --> 01:42:24,672
YOU GOTTA TESTIFY, HUH?
2801
01:42:24,706 --> 01:42:25,807
[clears throat]
2802
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,210
YOU?
2803
01:42:28,243 --> 01:42:30,212
YEAH.
2804
01:42:30,245 --> 01:42:31,546
GOT A LAWYER?
2805
01:42:31,579 --> 01:42:33,348
NAH.
2806
01:42:33,381 --> 01:42:35,683
I ALREADY TESTIFIED ONCE.
2807
01:42:35,717 --> 01:42:40,722
BEAT 'EM BEFORE,
I'LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN.
2808
01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:43,525
YOU GOT A HIGH-PRICED
MOUTHPIECE TO SPEAK FOR YOU?
2809
01:42:43,558 --> 01:42:45,227
NO, I DON'T NEED ONE.
2810
01:42:45,260 --> 01:42:47,629
I DON'T EXPECT TO WIN.
2811
01:42:47,662 --> 01:42:49,864
HOW SO?
2812
01:42:49,897 --> 01:42:53,468
I GAVE 'EM SOME
PRETTY INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE.
2813
01:42:53,501 --> 01:42:57,572
YOU GA THEM EVIDENCE?
2814
01:42:57,605 --> 01:42:59,241
YEAH, IT WAS THE ONLY WAY
I COULD THINK OF
2815
01:42:59,274 --> 01:43:02,910
TO GET OUT OF THIS BUSINESS.
2816
01:43:02,944 --> 01:43:05,012
[chuckles]
2817
01:43:05,046 --> 01:43:06,714
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
2818
01:43:06,748 --> 01:43:08,516
YEAH.
2819
01:43:15,523 --> 01:43:18,526
SO HOW'S NORA?
2820
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:21,563
SHE'S DOING OKAY.
2821
01:43:21,596 --> 01:43:24,932
(man over PA)
ERNEST TILLEY,
PLEASE COME FORWARD.
2822
01:43:31,373 --> 01:43:33,541
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER.
2823
01:43:37,945 --> 01:43:40,582
WAS IT THE HEAT OF THE SALES
PITCH ON SEPTEMBER--
2824
01:43:40,615 --> 01:43:42,417
AUGUST 17TH OF THIS YEAR
2825
01:43:42,450 --> 01:43:43,418
THAT MADE YOU WRITE
ACROSS A CONTRACT
2826
01:43:43,451 --> 01:43:44,552
"THIS JOB IS FREE?"
2827
01:43:44,586 --> 01:43:46,454
AS I REMEMBER,
2828
01:43:46,488 --> 01:43:49,056
NO SALE WAS MADE
CONCERNING THOSE CUSTOMERS.
2829
01:43:49,090 --> 01:43:50,292
DEAL FELL OUT BECAUSE
2830
01:43:50,325 --> 01:43:51,225
THE LOAN COULDN'T BE ARRANGED.
2831
01:43:51,259 --> 01:43:52,460
BUT THE PEOPLE DID AGREE
IN PRINCIPLE.
2832
01:43:52,494 --> 01:43:54,862
THE POINT WE'D LIKE TO STRESS
IS YOU MISLED THESE PEOPLE.
2833
01:43:54,896 --> 01:43:56,598
YOU TOLD 'EM THE JOB
WAS FREE,
2834
01:43:56,631 --> 01:43:58,466
THEN YOU SENT IN YOUR CLOSER
WITH SOME COVER STORY
2835
01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:00,468
ABOUT HOW YOU'D SUFFERED
A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
2836
01:44:00,502 --> 01:44:04,639
THE SALE IS ULTIMATELY MADE
FOR $2,477.
2837
01:44:04,672 --> 01:44:06,641
I DON'T KNOW.
IT JUST CAME OVER ME.
2838
01:44:06,674 --> 01:44:08,410
MIGHT'VE BEEN SOMETHING I ATE.
2839
01:44:08,443 --> 01:44:09,977
WELL, WE HAVE
OTHER SPECIFIC EXAMPLES
2840
01:44:10,011 --> 01:44:12,046
OF DECEPTIVE SALES PRACTICES
ON YOUR BEHALF
2841
01:44:12,079 --> 01:44:15,049
CONCERNING A JOB CARRIED OUT
BY YOU DECEMBER 11, 1962.
2842
01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:17,952
YOU VIOLATED SECTIONS
2-4-1, 2-4-7.
2843
01:44:17,985 --> 01:44:19,921
OCTOBER 9, 1962,
2844
01:44:19,954 --> 01:44:23,758
VIOLATIONS OF 2-5-1, 2-5-7
TOOK PLACE.
2845
01:44:23,791 --> 01:44:25,327
WHAT ARE ALL THESE NUMBERS?
2846
01:44:25,360 --> 01:44:28,330
I MEAN, I'M NOT AWARE
OF ALL THESE SECTION VIOLATIONS.
2847
01:44:28,363 --> 01:44:30,131
THE FEELING OF THIS COMMISSION
TO THESE VIOLATIONS
2848
01:44:30,164 --> 01:44:32,467
IS SEVERE INFRACTION
OF THE HOME IMPROVEMENT LAWS
2849
01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:34,936
AND THEREFORE CONSTITUTED
MISUSE OF THE LICENSE
2850
01:44:34,969 --> 01:44:38,139
TO SELL ALUMINUM SIDING
AS APPROVED BY THE STATE.
2851
01:44:38,172 --> 01:44:39,641
IT'S THE DECISION
OF THIS COMMISSION
2852
01:44:39,674 --> 01:44:42,344
TO REVOKE YOUR LICENSE
TO SELL ALUMINUM SIDING
2853
01:44:42,377 --> 01:44:44,979
TO PROHIBIT YOU FROM
PRACTICING
IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND.
2854
01:44:45,012 --> 01:44:46,614
ARE YOU SURE?
2855
01:44:46,648 --> 01:44:47,949
I MEAN, MAYBE YOU GUYS
WANT TO TALK THIS OVER.
2856
01:44:47,982 --> 01:44:49,351
THANK YOU, MR. TILLEY.
2857
01:44:49,384 --> 01:44:50,418
THAT'LL BE ALL.
2858
01:44:50,452 --> 01:44:51,419
YOU MAY HAND IN YOUR LICENSE
2859
01:44:51,453 --> 01:44:53,087
TO THE CLERK OF THE COMMISSION
ON YOUR WAY OUT.
2860
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,689
WHO'S NEXT?
2861
01:44:57,859 --> 01:44:59,461
SHIT.
2862
01:45:23,651 --> 01:45:25,487
(Masters)
WILLIAM BABOWSKY,
PLEASE COME FORWARD.
2863
01:45:25,520 --> 01:45:28,690
MR. WILLIAM BABOWSKY,
PLEASE COME FORWARD.
2864
01:45:37,699 --> 01:45:39,567
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO HAVE A LAWYER PRESENT
2865
01:45:39,601 --> 01:45:41,202
IF YOU SO WISH.
2866
01:45:41,235 --> 01:45:43,905
I DO NOT WISH.
2867
01:45:50,211 --> 01:45:51,413
HEY, MISTER.
2868
01:45:51,446 --> 01:45:52,480
YEAH?
2869
01:45:52,514 --> 01:45:53,748
HAVE A CAR PARKED RIGHT THERE?
2870
01:45:53,781 --> 01:45:55,082
YEAH, WHAT ABOUT IT?
2871
01:45:55,116 --> 01:45:56,718
A MAN CAME AND TOOK IT.
2872
01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:57,985
WHO TOOK IT?
2873
01:45:58,019 --> 01:45:59,854
TAX MAN.
2874
01:45:59,887 --> 01:46:01,188
TAX MAN?
2875
01:46:01,222 --> 01:46:02,524
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WAS A TAX MAN?
2876
01:46:02,557 --> 01:46:06,561
HE GAVE ME A DOLLAR
TO TELL YOU SO.
2877
01:46:06,594 --> 01:46:08,563
FUCKIN' IRS.
2878
01:46:08,596 --> 01:46:10,064
HOW LOW CAN YOU GET?
2879
01:46:10,097 --> 01:46:12,834
HOW--HOW FUCKIN' LOW
CAN YOU GET?
2880
01:46:12,867 --> 01:46:14,769
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE
TAKE A MAN'S CAR?
2881
01:46:30,217 --> 01:46:32,720
SORRY ABOUT YOUR LICENSE.
2882
01:46:32,754 --> 01:46:34,789
YEAH.
2883
01:46:34,822 --> 01:46:35,990
YOU?
2884
01:46:38,626 --> 01:46:42,764
SORRY TO HEAR IT.
2885
01:46:42,797 --> 01:46:45,099
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STANDING THERE?
2886
01:46:45,132 --> 01:46:48,102
THAT'S WHERE MY CAR USED
TO BE.
2887
01:46:48,135 --> 01:46:50,705
STOLEN?
2888
01:46:50,738 --> 01:46:52,273
IRS.
2889
01:46:52,306 --> 01:46:55,610
THE BANDITS.
2890
01:46:55,643 --> 01:46:56,944
NEED A RIDE?
2891
01:46:56,978 --> 01:46:59,581
I COULD USE ONE.
2892
01:46:59,614 --> 01:47:01,949
SOME BULLSHIT COMMISSION, HUH?
2893
01:47:01,983 --> 01:47:02,950
YEAH.
2894
01:47:02,984 --> 01:47:04,619
TELL ME, WHERE'S IT WRITTEN
IN THE CONSTITUTION
2895
01:47:04,652 --> 01:47:06,721
WHERE IT SAYS A MAN
CAN'T HUSTLE FOR MONEY, HUH?
2896
01:47:06,754 --> 01:47:08,255
WHERE'S IT WRITTEN?
2897
01:47:08,289 --> 01:47:09,356
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
I WENT INTO AN ALLEY,
2898
01:47:09,390 --> 01:47:11,793
GOT A BRICK AND WHACKED
THE GUY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT.
2899
01:47:11,826 --> 01:47:13,661
THINK I WENT
INTO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE
2900
01:47:13,695 --> 01:47:14,762
AND STOLE HIS STUFF?
2901
01:47:14,796 --> 01:47:15,897
I MEAN, ALL I'M DOING
IS SELLING!
2902
01:47:15,930 --> 01:47:17,298
WHERE'S THE CRIME IN THAT?
2903
01:47:17,331 --> 01:47:19,166
YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE COUNTRY'S COMING TO.
2904
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:20,902
YOUR TELLING ME?
2905
01:47:20,935 --> 01:47:24,672
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE COUNTRY'S COMING TO.
2906
01:47:27,208 --> 01:47:29,811
YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT OUR BIG CRIME IS?
2907
01:47:29,844 --> 01:47:31,579
WE'RE NICKEL AND DIME GUYS.
2908
01:47:31,613 --> 01:47:34,081
JUST SMALL-TIME HUSTLERS.
2909
01:47:34,115 --> 01:47:36,518
WE GOT CAUGHT BECAUSE WE WERE
HUSTLING NICKEL AND DIME.
2910
01:47:36,551 --> 01:47:38,019
NICKELS AND DIMES.
2911
01:47:38,052 --> 01:47:39,921
YOU GOT A GOOD POINT THERE,
B.B.
2912
01:47:39,954 --> 01:47:41,656
YOU'RE RIGHT ON THE MONEY
WITH THAT KIND OF THINKING.
2913
01:47:41,689 --> 01:47:44,125
NICKELS AND DIMES.
HMM.
2914
01:47:44,158 --> 01:47:47,562
[horn honking]
2915
01:47:51,699 --> 01:47:53,535
(Tilley)
NICKELS AND DIMES.
2916
01:47:53,568 --> 01:47:56,037
NICKELS AND DIMES.
2917
01:47:56,070 --> 01:47:57,171
YOU KNOW,
WE GOTTA START THINKING
2918
01:47:57,204 --> 01:47:58,540
ABOUT A NEW BUSINESS
TO GET INTO.
2919
01:47:58,573 --> 01:48:01,042
NO.
HUH.
2920
01:48:01,075 --> 01:48:03,678
IT'S VERY HARD TO FIND SOMETHING
NEW TO GET INTO.
2921
01:48:03,711 --> 01:48:04,812
[sighs]
2922
01:48:04,846 --> 01:48:07,114
MAYBE.
MAYBE NOT.
2923
01:48:07,148 --> 01:48:09,817
YEAH, I'LL PUT ON
MY THINKING CAP.
2924
01:48:09,851 --> 01:48:11,018
COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.
2925
01:48:11,052 --> 01:48:12,053
YOU AND ME, IT'S JUST
A MATTER OF TIME.
2926
01:48:12,086 --> 01:48:13,054
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
2927
01:48:13,087 --> 01:48:14,055
YEAH.
OH, NO, MATTER OF TIME.
2928
01:48:14,088 --> 01:48:15,056
WE'LL GET IT.
2929
01:48:15,089 --> 01:48:16,123
HEY, DID YOU HEAR?
2930
01:48:16,157 --> 01:48:17,124
RUMOR HAS IT THERE'S
2931
01:48:17,158 --> 01:48:18,192
A WHOLE NEW CADILLAC
COMING OUT.
2932
01:48:18,225 --> 01:48:19,293
WHAT?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
2933
01:48:19,326 --> 01:48:20,728
THEY'RE GONNA REDO
ALL THE FINS.
2934
01:48:20,762 --> 01:48:23,030
YOU'RE KIDDING.
NEW LINES, YOU THINK?
2935
01:48:23,064 --> 01:48:24,331
REAL BEAUT.
OOH.
2936
01:48:24,365 --> 01:48:25,900
YEAH, THIS IS WHAT
A GUY TOLD ME.
2937
01:48:25,933 --> 01:48:28,169
OOH, MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IN
MY ORDER RIGHT AWAY.
2938
01:48:28,202 --> 01:48:30,371
THOSE THINGS ARE GONNA GO
LIKE HOTCAKES.
2939
01:48:30,404 --> 01:48:31,806
OOF.
2940
01:48:31,839 --> 01:48:33,040
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
2941
01:48:33,074 --> 01:48:36,010
YOU DON'T GOT A POT
TO PISS IN.
2942
01:48:36,043 --> 01:48:37,979
YOU GIVE ME THE POT,
I'LL FILL IT.
2943
01:48:38,012 --> 01:48:40,347
[chuckles]
2944
01:48:40,381 --> 01:48:42,216
(both)
I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT?
2945
01:48:42,249 --> 01:48:43,317
(Tilley)
WHAT WERE YOU GONNA SAY?
2946
01:48:43,350 --> 01:48:44,351
(B.B.)
NO, NO, NO,
YOU GO FIRST.
2947
01:48:44,385 --> 01:48:45,653
COME ON.
NO, NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST.
2948
01:48:45,687 --> 01:48:46,888
UM, I'M THINKING.
WHAT WAS YOUR IDEA?
2949
01:48:46,921 --> 01:48:47,922
I WANT TO HEAR IT.
2950
01:48:47,955 --> 01:48:48,823
HEY, YOU'RE A GUEST.
WHAT IS IT?
2951
01:48:48,856 --> 01:48:50,057
OH, I'M A GUEST.
I GOT AN IDEA, BUT YOU--
2952
01:48:50,091 --> 01:48:51,726
NO, TELL ME WHAT
YOUR IDEA WAS
2953
01:48:51,759 --> 01:48:52,827
AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU MINE.
2954
01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:54,395
GO ONE.
WELL, WHAT IS IT?
2955
01:48:54,428 --> 01:48:55,697
THIS IS IRRITATING.
2956
01:48:55,730 --> 01:48:58,165
PLEASE, JUST GO AHEAD
AND TELL ME--
2957
01:48:58,199 --> 01:49:00,001
WELL, I WANT TO HEAR
YOUR IDEA.
2958
01:49:00,034 --> 01:49:01,235
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL FLIP FOR IT.
2959
01:49:01,268 --> 01:49:03,838
OKAY, THERE YOU.
WHATTAYA GOT?
2960
01:49:03,871 --> 01:49:05,707
TWO OUT OF THREE.
2961
01:49:05,740 --> 01:49:06,841
I GOT HEADS.
2962
01:49:06,874 --> 01:49:08,209
[slap]
2963
01:49:08,242 --> 01:49:09,343
WHATTAYA GOT?
2964
01:49:09,376 --> 01:49:10,344
WHAT DO I GOT?
2965
01:49:10,377 --> 01:49:12,113
YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD HEADS?
2966
01:49:12,146 --> 01:49:14,248
* WHEN I MET MY SWEET
LORRAINE *
2967
01:49:14,281 --> 01:49:19,687
* LORRAINE LORRAINE
2968
01:49:19,721 --> 01:49:22,690
[Fine Young Cannibal's
Good Thing]
2969
01:49:22,724 --> 01:49:28,730
*
2970
01:49:31,966 --> 01:49:34,802
* THE ONE GOOD THING
2971
01:49:34,836 --> 01:49:37,939
* IN MY LIFE
2972
01:49:37,972 --> 01:49:40,241
* HAS GONE AWAY
2973
01:49:40,274 --> 01:49:43,811
* I DON'T KNOW WHY
2974
01:49:43,845 --> 01:49:45,947
* SHE'S GONE AWAY
2975
01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:49,383
* I DON'T KNOW WHERE
2976
01:49:49,416 --> 01:49:55,322
* SOMEWHERE I CANNOT
FOLLOW HER *
2977
01:49:55,356 --> 01:49:59,827
* THE ONE GOOD THING
DIDN'T STAY TOO LONG *
2978
01:49:59,861 --> 01:50:01,328
* WHOO-HOO HOO-HOO
2979
01:50:01,362 --> 01:50:03,665
* MY BACK WAS TURNED
2980
01:50:03,698 --> 01:50:06,734
* AND SHE WAS GONE
2981
01:50:06,768 --> 01:50:11,338
* GOOD THING
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE *
2982
01:50:11,372 --> 01:50:12,774
* DO-DO-BE-DO
2983
01:50:12,807 --> 01:50:14,408
* MY GOOD THING
2984
01:50:14,441 --> 01:50:17,144
* YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG
2985
01:50:17,178 --> 01:50:18,813
* DO-DO DO-DO-DO
2986
01:50:18,846 --> 01:50:21,015
* PEOPLE SAY
2987
01:50:21,048 --> 01:50:24,819
* I SHOULD FORGET
2988
01:50:24,852 --> 01:50:26,988
* THERE'S PLENTY MORE
2989
01:50:27,021 --> 01:50:30,424
* DON'T GET UPSET
2990
01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:32,827
* PEOPLE SAY
2991
01:50:32,860 --> 01:50:36,297
* SHE'S DOIN' FINE
2992
01:50:36,330 --> 01:50:41,936
* MUTUAL FRIENDS
I SEE HERE SOMETIME *
2993
01:50:41,969 --> 01:50:46,708
* THAT'S NOT WHAT
I WANT TO HEAR *
2994
01:50:46,741 --> 01:50:48,209
* WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO
2995
01:50:48,242 --> 01:50:53,514
* I WANNA HEAR
THAT SHE WANTS ME NEAR *
2996
01:50:53,547 --> 01:50:55,449
* GOOD THING
2997
01:50:55,482 --> 01:50:58,352
* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
2998
01:50:58,385 --> 01:50:59,353
* DO-DO-BE-DO
2999
01:50:59,386 --> 01:51:01,188
* MY GOOD THING
3000
01:51:01,222 --> 01:51:04,025
* YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG
3001
01:51:04,058 --> 01:51:05,860
* DO-DO-DO-BE-DO
3002
01:51:05,893 --> 01:51:08,796
* THEN ONE DAY
3003
01:51:08,830 --> 01:51:11,532
* SHE CAME BACK
3004
01:51:11,565 --> 01:51:16,971
* I WAS SO HAPPY
THAT I DIDN'T ASK *
3005
01:51:17,004 --> 01:51:20,307
* I SHOULD'VE KNOWN
3006
01:51:20,341 --> 01:51:23,210
* IT DIDN'T LAST
3007
01:51:23,244 --> 01:51:28,850
* MORNIN' CAME
ALL TOO FAST *
3008
01:51:28,883 --> 01:51:33,520
* MORNIN' CAME
INTO MY ROOM *
3009
01:51:33,554 --> 01:51:35,189
* WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO
3010
01:51:35,222 --> 01:51:40,394
* CAUGHT ME DREAMING LIKE
A FOOL *
3011
01:51:40,427 --> 01:51:45,232
* GOOD THING,
WHERE HAVE YOU GONE *
3012
01:51:45,266 --> 01:51:46,400
* DO-DO-BE-DO
3013
01:51:46,433 --> 01:51:48,235
* MY GOOD THING
3014
01:51:48,269 --> 01:51:50,772
* YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG
3015
01:51:50,805 --> 01:51:52,406
* DO-DO-DO-BE-DO
3016
01:51:52,439 --> 01:51:54,108
* GOOD THING
3017
01:51:54,141 --> 01:51:57,011
* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
3018
01:51:57,044 --> 01:51:58,112
* DO-DO-BE-DO
3019
01:51:58,145 --> 01:51:59,947
* MY GOOD THING
3020
01:51:59,981 --> 01:52:02,416
* YOU BEEN GONE TOO LONG
3021
01:52:02,449 --> 01:52:06,420
* DO-DO-DO-BE-DO
3022
01:52:06,453 --> 01:52:09,090
* MY, MY, MY, MY GOOD THING
3023
01:52:09,123 --> 01:52:12,426
* WHERE HAVE YOU GONE
3024
01:52:12,459 --> 01:52:15,262
* MY GOOD THING
3025
01:52:15,296 --> 01:52:17,531
* YEAH, MY GOOD THING *
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