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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,448 --> 00:00:13,344 制作 Ｎ．Ｅ．Ｗ．Ｓ 公司 2 00:00:13,808 --> 00:00:16,240 昨天啊 我去跳迪斯科来着 3 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:17,888 是嘛 —然后啊 4 00:00:17,888 --> 00:00:19,888 好多女的跟我搭讪呢 5 00:00:19,888 --> 00:00:21,456 真的吗？ —嗯 6 00:00:21,456 --> 00:00:22,496 然后啊 7 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,096 果然还是你在我心里排第一呢 8 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:26,992 你真这么想？真的吗？ 9 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:28,176 当然喽 10 00:00:28,176 --> 00:00:30,944 人家呀 前天也去了公共浴室呢 11 00:00:30,944 --> 00:00:33,456 然后里头就属我身材最好啦 12 00:00:33,456 --> 00:00:34,864 我就说吧？ —嗯 13 00:00:34,860 --> 00:00:35,920 我很高兴自己这副好身材 14 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:37,210 能献给小新你呢 15 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,096 嘿嘿嘿 16 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:40,768 大前天啊 我去了趟水族馆 17 00:00:40,768 --> 00:00:42,768 水族馆？ —嗯 18 00:00:42,768 --> 00:00:44,944 里头果然还是我数第一啊 19 00:00:44,940 --> 00:00:45,920 噗 什么第一？ 20 00:00:46,032 --> 00:00:48,170 我啊 我排队排在第一个 21 00:00:48,170 --> 00:00:49,760 在水族馆？ —嗯 22 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,888 真棒啊 谢谢 23 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:57,600 要不要一起去喝杯茶 24 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:58,784 你谁啊你 25 00:00:58,784 --> 00:01:01,008 我演出刚结束 现在这闲下来了 26 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:03,104 就想要不要一起聊聊天 27 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,328 说什么呢 是不是傻啊你 28 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:06,784 开什么玩笑啊你 29 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:09,120 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 30 00:01:09,168 --> 00:01:10,384 什么啊 31 00:01:10,384 --> 00:01:12,064 小新哪里不好啦 32 00:01:12,064 --> 00:01:14,064 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 33 00:01:14,064 --> 00:01:15,168 这种男人？ 34 00:01:15,168 --> 00:01:16,048 什么意思啊你？ 35 00:01:16,048 --> 00:01:17,584 跟这种男人交往你将来怎么办啊 36 00:01:18,224 --> 00:01:21,280 靠 你这家伙 看打 37 00:01:28,752 --> 00:01:29,920 那么 让大家久等了 38 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,480 应大家的强烈要求 39 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:35,936 下面就请两位新人展示他们爱的证明 40 00:01:40,848 --> 00:01:44,896 哇 41 00:01:46,192 --> 00:01:54,464 如此这般 42 00:01:59,904 --> 00:02:01,344 主演 秋吉 久美子 43 00:02:01,340 --> 00:02:04,260 大致的事情我都懂 44 00:02:04,260 --> 00:02:07,600 伊藤 克信 （书名：等级社会的人际关系） 大致的事情我都懂 45 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:07,780 伊藤 克信 （书名：等级社会的人际关系） 46 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:14,992 包括这样那样的心情 47 00:02:14,992 --> 00:02:15,000 在你故意做作的时候 包括这样那样的心情 48 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,040 在你故意做作的时候 49 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:19,184 小林 正弘 点点 大野 贵保 在你故意做作的时候 50 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:20,752 在你故意做作的时候 51 00:02:22,416 --> 00:02:29,328 你的行动难解 52 00:02:29,872 --> 00:02:36,688 似乎令人看不清 53 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:37,100 广告牌：公用电话 香烟 54 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:38,720 其实是如同上了发条的 广告牌：公用电话 香烟 55 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:40,500 其实是如同上了发条的 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:46,490 柔弱寂寞又可爱的女生 57 00:02:46,496 --> 00:02:49,216 Ｅｖｅｒｙｄａｙ 58 00:02:49,216 --> 00:02:51,728 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 59 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,728 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 60 00:02:55,888 --> 00:02:58,304 Ｓｈｅ＇ｓ　ｍｏｖｉｎｇ　ｏｎ 61 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:03,584 你的魅力入门 62 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:10,112 我要告诉朋友们 63 00:03:10,112 --> 00:03:12,976 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 64 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:19,856 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 65 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:23,640 Ｓｏｍｅ　ｏｔｈｅｒ　ｄａｙ 66 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:28,480 导演　森田 芳光 67 00:03:30,864 --> 00:03:34,992 剧本 森田 芳光 68 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:41,968 哈哈哈哈 69 00:03:42,192 --> 00:03:43,984 我可不想去那种地方 70 00:03:45,296 --> 00:03:46,704 你这小子 71 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,472 噢噢 志鱼 都在等你呢 72 00:03:49,472 --> 00:03:51,968 来 这边 哎你先让一下 73 00:03:51,968 --> 00:03:52,816 快坐 74 00:03:55,728 --> 00:03:58,224 今天特地打扮了吧？ 75 00:03:58,576 --> 00:04:01,808 师兄 师兄 —挺帅的喔 76 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,808 一会儿我去了说什么好啊 77 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:04,256 你啊 78 00:04:04,250 --> 00:04:05,968 在风俗店里不用那么郑重其事的 79 00:04:05,968 --> 00:04:07,968 跟你说 就聊聊演艺界啦 80 00:04:07,968 --> 00:04:09,536 聊聊棒球什么的 比如说啊 81 00:04:09,536 --> 00:04:12,160 巨人队的原真是个好男人啦什么的 82 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,208 要说原选手还是三垒打最强啊 83 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,296 先别管那些 —哦 不说三垒打 84 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:16,400 志鱼啊 —哎 85 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,080 到时你还得让女人也玩高兴喽 86 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,984 一下子插到底的时候啊 87 00:04:19,984 --> 00:04:21,152 跟你说啊 到那时候 88 00:04:21,150 --> 00:04:22,688 你得间不容发地说些色情的话 89 00:04:22,730 --> 00:04:24,896 啥啊 —好难啊 90 00:04:24,896 --> 00:04:26,000 没事儿的 91 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,752 你最好剪剪指甲 指甲 92 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,832 指甲？ 已经剪了 93 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:31,680 哈哈哈 —对不起（杂谈声） 94 00:04:33,184 --> 00:04:35,088 饶命饶命 95 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:37,584 这个是最难的了吧 －传说级别的 96 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:39,808 好啦 到时间啦 97 00:04:42,096 --> 00:04:43,568 志鱼 生日快乐 98 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,224 这里头是募捐款 99 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:46,512 啊 不好意思 谢谢大家 100 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,512 甭客气 101 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:50,112 嗯嗯 以后也领你们去 102 00:04:50,112 --> 00:04:53,072 来来 咱们来遍那个吧 那个 103 00:04:57,744 --> 00:05:04,256 和风土耳其浴 歌川 104 00:05:16,704 --> 00:05:17,728 欢迎光临 105 00:05:18,368 --> 00:05:19,840 请进 106 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,840 客人您要指名哪位小姐吗 107 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:23,840 那我给您介绍一位好姑娘吧 108 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:26,256 伊丽莎白小姐 伊丽莎白小姐 109 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,720 喂 志鱼 110 00:05:29,136 --> 00:05:31,440 等你好久了 真是 怎么这么晚啊 111 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,440 师母 怎么这么巧啊 112 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,440 胡说什么呢 我跟你说 今天你生日 113 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,056 为师的有话要嘱咐 快进来 114 00:05:42,784 --> 00:05:45,456 今天是你二十三岁生日 115 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:47,456 恭祝生日快乐 116 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,456 非常感谢 117 00:05:50,576 --> 00:05:52,096 落语家在年岁增长的时候 118 00:05:52,272 --> 00:05:55,408 落语既要比以前更有味道 119 00:05:55,408 --> 00:05:57,104 也要比以前增添妙处 120 00:05:57,488 --> 00:05:59,872 是 —要吃这口饭就不能懈怠 121 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:01,040 所以 122 00:06:01,184 --> 00:06:04,048 你的二十三岁不是别人的二十三岁 123 00:06:04,048 --> 00:06:06,496 是你自己的二十三岁 —是 124 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,176 明白了吧？ —是 125 00:06:08,176 --> 00:06:10,432 所以啊 落语家呢 126 00:06:10,430 --> 00:06:11,792 就算是长岁数这种事 127 00:06:11,792 --> 00:06:14,352 也必须得以一个落语家的姿态来对待 128 00:06:14,592 --> 00:06:15,136 是 129 00:06:15,136 --> 00:06:17,136 你好好记住我说的这些 130 00:06:17,136 --> 00:06:19,424 从今往后也要继续努力 131 00:06:19,424 --> 00:06:21,856 是 今后也请您多关照 132 00:06:21,856 --> 00:06:23,808 我的名字是伊丽莎白 133 00:06:24,496 --> 00:06:25,952 请多多关照 134 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,952 我是志鱼 你好 135 00:06:29,712 --> 00:06:31,280 志鱼？ 什么意思？ 136 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:34,048 其实我是个落语家 137 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:36,880 落语家？ —嗯 138 00:06:39,712 --> 00:06:42,000 那你能说点儿什么好笑的给我听吗 139 00:06:42,288 --> 00:06:44,496 我落语说得不好笑啦 140 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,864 因为自己还疲于奔命呢 141 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:49,216 你长得可不像疲于奔命的人 142 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:51,376 那像什么啊？ 143 00:06:53,376 --> 00:06:55,072 嘻嘻 像鱼眼镜头 144 00:06:56,496 --> 00:06:57,744 不过挺可爱的 145 00:06:58,656 --> 00:07:02,016 你倒真是对客人也什么都敢说啊 146 00:07:02,368 --> 00:07:04,016 我都是看人说话的嘛 147 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:05,664 是嘛 不过 148 00:07:05,664 --> 00:07:08,160 带浴缸的房间可真不错啊 149 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,688 洗手间和厨房可都没有哦 150 00:07:14,448 --> 00:07:16,432 哦 那是有点儿…… 151 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,576 怎么了 有那么兴奋吗 152 00:07:24,576 --> 00:07:25,520 诶？ 153 00:07:25,936 --> 00:07:27,648 你在乐什么呢 154 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:29,792 志鱼那家伙 155 00:07:29,792 --> 00:07:31,792 要是碰上对方来个热辣扭腰什么的 156 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:33,888 那小子 肯定该慌神儿得不行了 157 00:07:34,064 --> 00:07:35,904 是啊 那小子说他这是第一次嘛 158 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,900 肯定挺苦恼的 159 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,160 我还是去一趟吧 160 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,328 师兄 你这是要去税务中心吗 161 00:07:45,728 --> 00:07:47,616 一想到志鱼在做啊 162 00:07:47,792 --> 00:07:49,024 总有点儿按捺不住呢 163 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,896 您就不能忍一忍吗 164 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:52,352 夫人还在师父家等着呢 165 00:07:52,352 --> 00:07:53,456 你这小子 166 00:07:53,568 --> 00:07:55,456 志米师兄他们好慢啊 167 00:07:55,824 --> 00:07:56,816 是啊 168 00:07:57,840 --> 00:07:59,104 没事儿的 169 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:06,704 哎 师兄师兄 您真有钱啊 170 00:08:06,704 --> 00:08:08,704 带咱一块儿去呗 171 00:08:08,704 --> 00:08:10,704 还咱 喂 172 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,864 你当演古装剧呢啊 173 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,008 师兄师兄 那我呢？ 174 00:08:15,072 --> 00:08:16,064 那个 前天啊 175 00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:18,512 我不是还请你吃了一片儿半饺子吗？ 176 00:08:18,656 --> 00:08:21,240 我一会儿和那小子一块儿回去 177 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,512 接下来就靠你们了 啊 178 00:08:25,008 --> 00:08:27,408 师兄 回头别忘了跟我们讲讲啊 179 00:08:34,032 --> 00:08:37,232 这是什么啊？ —请刷牙 180 00:08:52,272 --> 00:08:54,310 这个 我该吐在哪啊这个 181 00:08:55,248 --> 00:08:57,152 吐那边儿就行 —吐这没事吗 182 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,440 呸 183 00:09:09,952 --> 00:09:12,640 那个 演艺界里你都喜欢谁啊 184 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,640 我挺喜欢三平的 185 00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:17,504 三平我也很喜欢的 186 00:09:17,504 --> 00:09:19,712 我觉得他为人器量特别大 187 00:09:19,712 --> 00:09:21,712 志鱼也是？ —是啊 188 00:09:25,216 --> 00:09:27,216 很大吗？ —是啊 189 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:35,440 话说 明明不是早上却要刷牙 190 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,768 感觉挺奇怪的呢 191 00:09:41,472 --> 00:09:43,024 喂 —嗯？ 192 00:09:43,020 --> 00:09:45,712 明明不是晚上却做爱 感觉也不错吧 193 00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:46,800 是啊 194 00:09:47,808 --> 00:09:49,424 舒服吗？ 195 00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:50,976 舒服 196 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,112 等会儿让你更舒服哦 197 00:09:54,288 --> 00:09:57,000 好 —真可爱 198 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,064 怎么样？ 怎么样？ 199 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,400 喂 志肉志肉 —嗯？ 200 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,104 你接下来去干嘛啊？ 201 00:10:16,192 --> 00:10:17,504 我去打会儿老虎机好了 202 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:20,576 老虎机啊 你也就会打老虎机了 203 00:10:21,472 --> 00:10:22,736 志菜 你呢 204 00:10:22,736 --> 00:10:24,736 我去唱片店看看吧 205 00:10:24,736 --> 00:10:26,976 唱片啊 买张好点的哟 206 00:10:26,976 --> 00:10:28,512 回头给我也听听 —好 207 00:10:28,736 --> 00:10:30,512 师兄你怎么办 208 00:10:30,512 --> 00:10:32,944 我？ 我看看 209 00:10:32,944 --> 00:10:36,128 今天要不要给美雪打个电话呢？ 210 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:37,760 还是打给贵子吧 211 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,760 贵子 喂 是我 212 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:41,760 志水先生啊 让我好等 213 00:10:41,984 --> 00:10:43,760 傻瓜 又不是只有你一个女的 214 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,864 切 真是…… 215 00:10:44,864 --> 00:10:46,592 喂 走啦 —喔 216 00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:48,352 干嘛呢你们 —嗯 217 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,592 哎 我要脱衣服了 你先把眼睛闭上 218 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:56,256 闭什么眼啊 反正一会儿也是要脱光 219 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,648 胡说什么呢 220 00:10:57,648 --> 00:11:00,032 我又不是脱衣舞女 绝对不许看哦 221 00:11:00,608 --> 00:11:02,784 什么啊 又不是要谈恋爱 222 00:11:04,192 --> 00:11:05,216 准备好了吗？ 223 00:11:05,216 --> 00:11:07,024 你还真是爱胡闹啊 224 00:11:07,024 --> 00:11:09,376 能不能多少认真一点儿来啊 225 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,472 你的胸不错啊 226 00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:17,872 说什么呢 真没品 227 00:11:18,528 --> 00:11:19,872 干嘛呢 真下流 228 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,968 什么下流啊 这儿不是土耳其浴吗 229 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,664 能不能好好听我说话 230 00:11:25,696 --> 00:11:27,424 我喜欢老实的人 231 00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:31,424 不行 —诶？ 232 00:11:32,608 --> 00:11:33,472 咱们先吃吧 233 00:11:33,472 --> 00:11:34,464 嗯 也是 234 00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:35,856 还什么都没干呢 235 00:11:50,208 --> 00:11:51,824 我能穿上内裤吗 236 00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:54,144 请便 —好 237 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,360 你的内裤真可爱 238 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,360 这可是今天拼命选的呢 239 00:12:13,648 --> 00:12:16,608 来 给你一张名片 240 00:12:16,608 --> 00:12:18,096 我没有名片 241 00:12:18,096 --> 00:12:20,992 你看啊 这一天是晚班 早班 休息 242 00:12:20,992 --> 00:12:24,368 晚班 早班 休息 243 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,744 画圈的地方都是休息哦 244 00:12:25,744 --> 00:12:27,536 你这休息时间还挺多的呢 245 00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:29,200 下次再来哦 246 00:12:29,408 --> 00:12:32,320 下次就来不了了 我可没那个钱 247 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:36,048 连今天也是伙伴们捐款让我来的 248 00:12:36,432 --> 00:12:37,024 你看 249 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:44,144 你的朋友们还真不错啊 250 00:12:44,144 --> 00:12:47,984 他们说我都二十三岁了还没碰过女人 251 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:53,648 你也不像没碰过啊 252 00:12:54,432 --> 00:12:56,688 我老爹做艺人赚到钱那会儿 253 00:12:57,232 --> 00:13:00,352 在宇都宫给我叫过小姐 254 00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:02,992 哦？ 真是个好爸爸 255 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:07,200 不过我一直没让大家知道 256 00:13:24,912 --> 00:13:26,384 给你这个 我家的电话号码 257 00:13:26,384 --> 00:13:27,312 你自己家的吗？ 258 00:13:27,312 --> 00:13:29,312 嗯 给我来电话 什么时候都行 259 00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:31,552 半夜也好早上也好 —真的行吗？ 260 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,328 下次一起去吃饭吧 261 00:13:33,328 --> 00:13:35,328 诶 真的吗？ 262 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:37,632 谢谢 263 00:13:45,232 --> 00:13:46,640 咳 是因为好笑才说的啊 264 00:13:46,736 --> 00:13:48,960 说起来志鱼那小子 没想到啊 265 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,320 可不是嘛 266 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,632 土耳其浴我也去了有十次了 267 00:13:53,872 --> 00:13:55,984 根本没有告诉我电话号的 268 00:13:57,648 --> 00:13:59,200 真走运啊 志鱼 269 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,432 是不是还是那个 270 00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:01,456 因为他的那个很大？ 271 00:14:01,456 --> 00:14:03,152 很大？ 那小子？ 272 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,152 好像也只有这个解释了 273 00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:13,584 志鱼在吗 274 00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:16,768 在 脱得精光的泡着呢 275 00:14:17,584 --> 00:14:19,200 我有点儿不好意思脱了 276 00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:31,632 你们怎么来了 277 00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:34,048 我们是来吃牛肉饭的 牛肉饭 278 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,800 你泡得脸跟红姜似的别人都不敢进了 279 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,080 烫 280 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,696 志水师兄你怎么啦 281 00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:44,752 稍微等一会儿 282 00:14:44,752 --> 00:14:46,752 我身子特别怕烫 283 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,272 志水啊 284 00:14:48,270 --> 00:14:50,112 你嘴里含点儿凉水喝下去试试 285 00:14:50,144 --> 00:14:52,000 那样身子会凉下来 马上就能进来了 286 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,200 师兄真的吗 287 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,992 是真的啦 快点儿喝一口喝一口 288 00:14:54,992 --> 00:14:56,528 直接兑凉水不是更快吗 289 00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:58,912 别啊 快含一口含一口 290 00:14:58,912 --> 00:15:00,912 身体马上就凉下来 291 00:15:15,216 --> 00:15:16,848 真的哎 跟凉水似的 292 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,112 师兄 这浴池倒是进去了 293 00:15:24,112 --> 00:15:25,696 可是小弟弟涨涨的 294 00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,200 感觉有点儿奇怪啊 295 00:15:27,632 --> 00:15:30,304 嗯 那是当然的啦 296 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,864 在很久以前的日本 297 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:33,984 就有浮世澡堂什么的 298 00:15:33,984 --> 00:15:35,808 用今天的话说就是土耳其浴 299 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:38,976 据说一泡进浴池 人就容易兴奋 300 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,424 兴奋？ —嗯嗯 是啊 301 00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:44,336 要想让它平静下来啊 凉水凉水 302 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:45,040 凉水？ 303 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,040 据说一浇凉水就会平静下来了 嗯 304 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,040 那我试一试吧 305 00:15:57,984 --> 00:15:59,936 真的 跟凉水一样 306 00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:08,320 师兄 志鱼的那个 问问他呗？ 307 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:11,344 对对 喂 志鱼啊 308 00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:14,112 你啊 别那么矫情 309 00:16:14,512 --> 00:16:16,704 那活儿硬了的时候干嘛要遮着藏着的 310 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,960 我也没遮着藏着的啊 311 00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:21,760 志鱼 别那么见外哟 312 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,840 大家今天好奇怪啊 313 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,312 什么啊 志鱼 314 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,656 奇怪的是你吧 315 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,064 志鱼 小弟弟硬了就要遮着藏着的 316 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:31,696 你这才叫奇怪呢 317 00:16:31,696 --> 00:16:33,696 大家都是全露着的对吧 —可不是 318 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:35,152 形状也都知道 长度还都做过记录 319 00:16:35,184 --> 00:16:36,336 我们三个都是 —嗯嗯 320 00:16:36,336 --> 00:16:37,776 师兄的稍微有点儿小 321 00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:41,360 哈哈哈 322 00:16:41,456 --> 00:16:43,648 求你啦 志鱼 拜托 323 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,232 大家都这么求你了 324 00:16:45,232 --> 00:16:49,504 求你啦 志鱼 就看一下下 —好吧 325 00:16:51,408 --> 00:16:53,568 来吧 请看 326 00:16:57,888 --> 00:17:01,440 寿限无寿限无 五劫都渡过 327 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:04,336 海中砂砾水中鱼 —寿限无 寿限无 328 00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:06,330 停 长岛你先出列 329 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:08,544 讨厌啦 前辈 330 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,504 每次出错你都觉得是我 331 00:17:11,504 --> 00:17:13,504 那这次不是你吗？ 332 00:17:14,048 --> 00:17:15,504 这次是我说错了 333 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,688 但是不要总用负面眼光看人啊前辈 334 00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:22,064 长岛 不要故意逗人笑 335 00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:24,064 一点儿也不好笑 336 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:27,616 对不起 我再也不逗笑了 337 00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:30,944 这个星期日我就去扫墓 338 00:17:32,688 --> 00:17:35,088 好 那我们从寿限无寿限无再来一遍 339 00:17:35,312 --> 00:17:36,528 预备 起 340 00:17:36,528 --> 00:17:40,272 寿限无寿限无 五劫都渡过 341 00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:43,728 海中砂砾水中鱼 342 00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,544 水行末风来末云来末 343 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,168 不愁吃饭睡觉栖身处 344 00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:52,944 薮兰长在杂草小路 345 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,568 哎 谁让你们停下了 346 00:17:55,568 --> 00:17:56,848 快 继续继续 347 00:17:56,990 --> 00:18:01,488 不要说悄悄话嘛前辈 什么事儿啊 348 00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:03,840 说是有电视台的人来了 349 00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:07,472 诶？ 电视台的人？ 350 00:18:08,016 --> 00:18:09,600 说得不齐 再来一遍 351 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:13,040 诶？ 电视台的人？ 预备 起 352 00:18:13,344 --> 00:18:16,528 诶？ 电视台的人？ 353 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:21,728 欢迎 354 00:18:21,872 --> 00:18:22,864 打扰了 355 00:18:22,864 --> 00:18:24,864 请进 志鱼 —好 356 00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:29,984 哟 今天又打扮地这么素 357 00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,984 是嘛 这可是肯特西服 358 00:18:31,984 --> 00:18:33,984 肯特？ 那我看看 359 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:36,816 挺帅的哦 —谢谢 360 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:40,640 我就只有这一件 —真好 361 00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,664 有点儿冷啊 —等一下 一下下 362 00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,128 肯特真不错啊 —特别好 363 00:18:50,384 --> 00:18:51,856 还挺合适的 364 00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:57,200 你吃果子露冰淇淋吗？ 365 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,320 吃 谢谢 366 00:19:01,456 --> 00:19:05,168 好厉害啊 全都是英语书 367 00:19:07,824 --> 00:19:09,808 你真能读懂吗？ 368 00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:13,072 你倒是也夸夸我别的地方嘛 369 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:16,336 我高中那会儿以后就没学过英语了 370 00:19:16,336 --> 00:19:18,336 也不知能不能看懂啊 371 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:23,360 啊 这是《热天午后》 372 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:24,784 阿尔•帕西诺你认识吧 373 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,576 这是阿尔•帕西诺？ 374 00:19:26,576 --> 00:19:28,352 你跟他长得有点儿像哦 375 00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:30,000 阿尔•帕西诺算是美男子呢 376 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,168 还是谐星啊？ 377 00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,400 嗯 应该算是个性派吧 —是嘛 378 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:37,104 个性派 —我长得像他吗？ 379 00:19:37,856 --> 00:19:40,288 像 眼睛很像 —像吗 380 00:19:41,008 --> 00:19:42,288 啊 真像 381 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,504 好帅啊 382 00:19:43,504 --> 00:19:44,608 真高兴能听你这么说 383 00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:46,416 鼻子也像 —是嘛 384 00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:48,416 嘴嘛 385 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,288 算啦 386 00:19:52,288 --> 00:19:53,536 冰淇淋 给 387 00:19:54,112 --> 00:19:55,536 啊 谢谢 388 00:19:56,288 --> 00:19:58,384 阿尔•帕西诺可真帅啊 389 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:02,080 你这生活条件不错啊 390 00:20:03,488 --> 00:20:04,480 因为我是职业女性嘛 391 00:20:05,712 --> 00:20:07,568 你绝对是职业女性啊 392 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,080 嗯 因为有职业 393 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,568 今天我还特意用吸尘器打扫了一遍呢 394 00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,568 这房子很贵吧 395 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,192 东京嘛 没办法 396 00:20:24,192 --> 00:20:26,032 对你来说正合适啦 397 00:20:26,032 --> 00:20:28,032 不过 我可住不了这样的地方 398 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,672 这种房间稍微赚点钱就能住啦 399 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,064 不 我不是说那个 400 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:33,744 不知道旁边房间里住的是什么人 401 00:20:33,744 --> 00:20:35,280 我就住不自在 402 00:20:39,888 --> 00:20:42,896 我倒觉得不知道旁边住的是谁 403 00:20:44,432 --> 00:20:46,096 才过得更舒服啊 404 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,112 我跟你说 每天在相同的时间 405 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,408 旁边的房间都会传来哐哐的声音 406 00:20:49,488 --> 00:20:51,760 那感觉可好了 可以代替时钟 407 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,056 什么是哐哐 408 00:20:53,056 --> 00:20:54,896 就是哐哐啊 —狗？ 409 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,336 不是不是 是哐哐 410 00:20:56,576 --> 00:20:57,904 什么哐哐 411 00:20:58,672 --> 00:21:02,112 我用躲一下吗 —来啦 等会儿 412 00:21:03,024 --> 00:21:05,248 真拿你没办法 笨蛋 413 00:21:11,632 --> 00:21:14,288 我是女子高中生的伙伴 414 00:21:14,848 --> 00:21:17,392 住宅区有线电视台的竹村 415 00:21:20,384 --> 00:21:23,888 你好 我是落语研究会的部长竹内 416 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:26,080 我是组长窪田 417 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,448 这个 我没有名片 不好意思 418 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,016 在这儿也没法儿细说 419 00:21:34,016 --> 00:21:34,976 咱们找个地方边喝茶边说吧 420 00:21:34,976 --> 00:21:36,416 嗯 好的 421 00:21:36,416 --> 00:21:38,352 落语部的练习也挺辛苦的吧 —没有 422 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,096 欢迎光临 423 00:21:42,096 --> 00:21:44,560 这是本日的菜单 424 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,992 你喜欢吃什么随便点就行 425 00:21:51,824 --> 00:21:54,432 可是 先别说喜欢吃的了 426 00:21:54,432 --> 00:21:56,432 这全是英文我也看不懂啊 427 00:21:56,432 --> 00:21:58,432 那和我点一样的行吗？ —好 428 00:21:59,088 --> 00:22:00,432 喝红酒吗？ 429 00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:02,432 Ｂｅａｕｊｏｌａｉｓ 430 00:22:02,864 --> 00:22:05,376 再来一份ｅｓｃａｒｇｏｔ 431 00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,872 味增ｓｏｕｐ —好的 432 00:22:08,944 --> 00:22:10,320 嗯 想吃肉了 433 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,480 牛排 434 00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:15,136 Ｒａｒｅ —好的 435 00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:17,136 你呢？ —Ｒａｒｅ 436 00:22:19,136 --> 00:22:21,584 甜点 吃过了不用了 437 00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,120 Ｅｓｐｒｅｓｓｏ　—好的明白了 438 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,704 行吗？ —嗯 439 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,992 非常感谢 440 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:41,056 好厉害啊 好像詹姆士邦德一样 441 00:22:41,968 --> 00:22:43,840 吃东西是我的爱好 442 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,624 这是什么啊 443 00:22:46,624 --> 00:22:47,632 蜗牛 444 00:22:48,064 --> 00:22:49,152 水牛儿啊 445 00:22:53,728 --> 00:22:55,264 这是您点的红酒 446 00:23:06,144 --> 00:23:07,312 好喝 447 00:23:27,248 --> 00:23:28,304 谢谢 448 00:23:33,150 --> 00:23:37,200 来 干杯 —干杯 449 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,064 怎么样？ 450 00:23:42,144 --> 00:23:43,648 好喝 451 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,528 请 请 452 00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:52,528 那我们就不客气了 453 00:23:54,528 --> 00:23:57,440 那个 您是哪个电视台的？ 454 00:23:57,696 --> 00:23:59,040 住宅区有线电视台 455 00:23:59,616 --> 00:24:01,456 有线电视台？ —嗯 456 00:24:01,872 --> 00:24:04,608 有线电视台这么容易办吗？ 457 00:24:06,608 --> 00:24:09,152 不过只有住宅区的人能看 458 00:24:09,152 --> 00:24:11,024 是不是有点小众啊？ 459 00:24:12,288 --> 00:24:14,912 对不起啊 —是有点小众呢 460 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,512 是这样的 所谓有线电视 461 00:24:18,512 --> 00:24:20,512 是说用ＵＨＦ信号 462 00:24:20,512 --> 00:24:22,832 向住宅区里的电视传送电视节目 463 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:24,224 也就是说 464 00:24:24,224 --> 00:24:26,864 我们上的不是全国播放的电视啦？ 465 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:32,832 我们要出演的是哪个公司的广告啊 466 00:24:33,856 --> 00:24:35,600 繁荣路山崎商店 467 00:24:36,464 --> 00:24:37,680 什么啊那是 468 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:38,320 诶？ 469 00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,392 那是什么店啊 470 00:24:39,392 --> 00:24:41,392 住宅区附近的蔬果店 471 00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:42,928 蔬果店啊 472 00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:46,656 那么 我们有Ｔ恤拿吗 473 00:24:48,032 --> 00:24:49,008 由美 474 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,864 真夜 475 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,496 早纪 476 00:24:53,104 --> 00:24:54,256 玛利亚 477 00:24:54,256 --> 00:24:55,904 蔬果店的老板娘 478 00:24:55,904 --> 00:24:57,616 蔬果店的老板 479 00:24:58,016 --> 00:24:59,968 还有我 导演 480 00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:01,856 我老婆还是你们的学姐呢 481 00:25:01,856 --> 00:25:03,264 高中的学姐吗？ 482 00:25:03,584 --> 00:25:06,400 所以才指定我们来拍这个广告的啊 483 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,872 是啊 苏维安娜修女还在学校吗 484 00:25:09,872 --> 00:25:12,480 还在呢 —噢还在啊 真令人怀念 485 00:25:12,592 --> 00:25:15,360 对对 她画的抛物线是这个样子 486 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:17,360 跟尿尿一样 可难看了 487 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,296 我就喜欢你这类型的 488 00:25:19,296 --> 00:25:21,280 喂别开这种玩笑 489 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,520 那您也认识教生物的本山老师吧 490 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,696 当然认识啦 不倒翁对吧？ —对对 491 00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,616 我还在体育馆跟他学过荻野避孕法呢 492 00:25:27,616 --> 00:25:30,000 喂喂 这种事你也讲这么大声干什么 493 00:25:31,024 --> 00:25:33,104 真令人佩服啊 学姐 494 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,136 您看上去岁数跟我们都差不多啊 495 00:25:35,168 --> 00:25:37,280 真的吗？ —嗯 特年轻 496 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,280 经常有人这么说呢 497 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,488 学姐您不是落语部的吧 498 00:25:41,504 --> 00:25:42,768 不是 是英语协会 知道吗？ 499 00:25:42,768 --> 00:25:45,168 诶？ —现在没了吗？ 500 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:46,608 在近商三丁目 501 00:25:46,608 --> 00:25:48,640 第一个买灵格风英语学习磁带的 502 00:25:49,312 --> 00:25:50,208 就是她了 503 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:52,208 这个剧本呢 可是那位太太写的 504 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,296 像我的话高中那会儿参加剧本大赛 505 00:25:55,376 --> 00:25:56,800 还得过佳作奖的 506 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,024 欢迎光临 507 00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:08,208 不知道能有多大效果啊 508 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,720 要是一个人都没来可怎么办 509 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:14,960 妈　你看 510 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,072 电视上最左边那个女生 511 00:26:17,072 --> 00:26:19,808 不是咱们以前邻居家的竹内吗？ 512 00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:23,952 可不 是合羽桥的竹内啊 513 00:26:23,952 --> 00:26:26,368 可以用手触摸 精挑细选 514 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,160 是买土气的黄瓜 515 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:29,920 还是买时髦的黄瓜 516 00:26:30,010 --> 00:26:32,336 荣商店街山崎商店 517 00:26:32,496 --> 00:26:33,616 这里有更多的 518 00:26:33,616 --> 00:26:35,040 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ 519 00:26:35,232 --> 00:26:37,200 绝不会输给超市 520 00:26:37,456 --> 00:26:37,904 而且我们还准备了以下赠品 521 00:26:37,904 --> 00:26:40,352 好像挺有意思的哎 而且我们还准备了以下赠品 522 00:26:40,352 --> 00:26:40,640 好像挺有意思的哎 523 00:26:41,568 --> 00:26:42,512 从现在开始 524 00:26:42,512 --> 00:26:45,552 在Ａ公馆前面的广场举办酬宾活动 525 00:26:45,552 --> 00:26:48,192 先到的二十位顾客 赠送青椒一个 526 00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:51,600 前一百位顾客则可获得优惠券 527 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:54,704 挺有意思的啊 去看看吧 528 00:26:54,912 --> 00:26:55,568 我们恭候您的到来 529 00:26:55,568 --> 00:26:56,704 是啊 去看看 我们恭候您的到来 530 00:26:56,704 --> 00:26:56,736 是啊 去看看 531 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,448 啊 太太 就是这里 532 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:03,344 这是青椒 您拿好 533 00:27:03,936 --> 00:27:05,184 欢迎光临 534 00:27:05,808 --> 00:27:07,180 您看到电视广告了吗？ 535 00:27:07,180 --> 00:27:09,180 谢谢 欢迎光临 536 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:09,936 谢谢 537 00:27:09,936 --> 00:27:11,744 欢迎下次再来 538 00:27:14,848 --> 00:27:16,864 谢谢 欢迎光临 539 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:24,640 不好意思 每人只送一个 540 00:27:25,024 --> 00:27:25,790 那个也给我一份吧 541 00:27:26,176 --> 00:27:27,008 那个？ 542 00:27:27,008 --> 00:27:27,856 优惠券 543 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:30,128 这个 青椒和优惠券只能拿一个 544 00:27:30,304 --> 00:27:31,216 实在不好意思 545 00:27:31,264 --> 00:27:32,304 噢 什么啊 546 00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:35,280 那还不如拿优惠券了呢 547 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,848 真是个青椒蔬果店 548 00:27:39,504 --> 00:27:40,416 欢迎光临 549 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:44,000 那个 —哦 给 您的优惠券 550 00:27:44,176 --> 00:27:45,904 谢谢 欢迎光临 551 00:27:48,464 --> 00:27:49,728 辛苦啦 552 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,472 拍的真不错 553 00:27:51,470 --> 00:27:53,072 果然啊 你们年轻人就是好 554 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:54,624 很擅长媒体应对呢 555 00:27:54,624 --> 00:27:55,488 是美体营队吗？ 556 00:27:55,584 --> 00:27:56,112 诶？ 557 00:27:56,112 --> 00:27:57,520 是美体营队吗？ 558 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,600 不是 是那个 媒体应对 559 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,968 电视上真的能看到我们吗？ 560 00:28:01,968 --> 00:28:03,248 看得清清楚楚 561 00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:03,872 真棒啊 562 00:28:03,872 --> 00:28:05,872 但是那咱们也没拿到代言费啊 563 00:28:06,304 --> 00:28:09,312 不过那位学姐还真不愧是英语协会的 564 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,976 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ 565 00:28:10,976 --> 00:28:11,952 这样的词 566 00:28:11,950 --> 00:28:13,184 可不是随随便便就想得出来的 567 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:13,776 不是 嗯 568 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:16,064 不过啊 时髦啦土气啦这些词 569 00:28:16,064 --> 00:28:17,424 感觉有点儿不太正式吧 570 00:28:17,420 --> 00:28:18,752 我也觉得 571 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,590 还不就是卖个黄瓜嘛 572 00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:21,808 好像也谈不上什么 573 00:28:21,824 --> 00:28:23,120 Ｆｌｅｘｉｂｌｅ　ｃｈｏｉｃｅ吧 574 00:28:23,296 --> 00:28:24,160 是吗？ 575 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,576 话说玛利亚你是什么座 576 00:28:26,976 --> 00:28:29,248 我吗？ 我是水瓶座 577 00:28:30,304 --> 00:28:31,296 难怪有点冷冰冰的 578 00:28:31,296 --> 00:28:33,168 嗯？ 我看起来是那样的吗？ 579 00:28:33,168 --> 00:28:34,528 好像是有点 —真的？ 580 00:28:34,528 --> 00:28:36,192 我是射手座 581 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,592 一般都说射手座的人很敏捷 582 00:28:38,592 --> 00:28:39,824 我就很敏捷啊 583 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:41,472 好像不太符合呢 是吧 584 00:28:41,568 --> 00:28:42,704 啊 我是天秤座 585 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,696 所以比较会办事儿 586 00:28:43,696 --> 00:28:45,392 嗯你是很懂事 —是的呢 587 00:28:45,632 --> 00:28:46,560 真夜是什么座？ 588 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,480 我是天蝎座 589 00:28:49,232 --> 00:28:50,672 天蝎座啊 一般来说 590 00:28:50,672 --> 00:28:50,688 都很踏实可靠的 天蝎座啊 一般来说 591 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,512 都很踏实可靠的 592 00:28:52,752 --> 00:28:55,152 这个 看你的眼睛好像很踏实 593 00:28:55,184 --> 00:28:57,180 虽然表面上可能看不太出来 594 00:28:57,664 --> 00:28:58,704 你们猜我是什么座 595 00:28:58,896 --> 00:28:59,696 啊 金牛座 596 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,880 大家早上好 597 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,352 早上好 598 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:05,600 我是天蝎座的天气预报姐姐 599 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,864 清水石明美 600 00:29:09,344 --> 00:29:12,192 玛利亚 玛利亚 601 00:29:12,448 --> 00:29:14,016 你是搬家了吧？ 602 00:29:14,896 --> 00:29:16,352 杉子？ 603 00:29:16,350 --> 00:29:19,040 认出来了？你认出来了 604 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,512 啊 好怀念啊 605 00:29:20,512 --> 00:29:21,984 你怎么在这？ 606 00:29:21,984 --> 00:29:23,984 嗯 因为我在电视里看到你了嘛 607 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,608 你住在这个住宅区啊？ 608 00:29:26,608 --> 00:29:27,760 是啊 609 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,136 来我家玩吗？ 610 00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:30,608 诶 可以吗？ 611 00:29:30,608 --> 00:29:31,696 虽然家里只有些桌游 612 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:33,056 桌游？太棒了 613 00:29:33,056 --> 00:29:34,176 请问一下 614 00:29:34,176 --> 00:29:36,736 你们就是刚才演广告的姐姐们吧 615 00:29:38,208 --> 00:29:39,312 请给我们签个名吧 616 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,424 哇 好难为情啊 617 00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:45,104 击球的时候呢 要这样 618 00:29:45,104 --> 00:29:46,352 像这样来打 619 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,504 球弹起来到这 620 00:29:49,504 --> 00:29:51,504 弹到最高点开始落的时候 这么打 621 00:29:51,504 --> 00:29:53,504 明白了吗 打一下试试 来 622 00:29:53,504 --> 00:29:54,480 就是这样 623 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,784 那么 咱们先用这个大球 624 00:29:57,248 --> 00:29:59,424 这样比较容易打中 625 00:30:00,512 --> 00:30:02,176 球弹起来就打 来 626 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,520 啊 当心 627 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:14,432 我发球啦 628 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,256 怎么了 你困啦？ 629 00:30:45,088 --> 00:30:46,832 让初夏的阳光这么一晒 630 00:30:46,832 --> 00:30:48,112 就容易犯困 631 00:30:50,112 --> 00:30:51,744 我也是困得不行呢 632 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,984 你可别睡啊 要不我多寂寞 633 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,112 说道要注意锁好门户 634 00:31:09,136 --> 00:31:11,424 也就是说 哪怕是兄弟也要注意锁门 635 00:31:11,424 --> 00:31:12,288 啊 在播落语 也就是说 哪怕是兄弟也要注意锁门 636 00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:12,944 啊 在播落语 637 00:31:12,944 --> 00:31:14,320 当时就是那样的时代 638 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:16,320 啊 那是笑太郎 639 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,048 我说掌柜的啊 640 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,504 你到我这儿来一下 641 00:31:19,504 --> 00:31:20,176 怎么了啊老板 642 00:31:20,176 --> 00:31:20,656 我在周刊杂志上见过 怎么了啊老板 643 00:31:20,656 --> 00:31:22,256 我在周刊杂志上见过 644 00:31:22,752 --> 00:31:25,440 唉 搞得我又想起落语的事啦 645 00:31:35,744 --> 00:31:37,488 我来帮你忘掉 646 00:31:41,632 --> 00:31:42,848 我虽然现在没名气 647 00:31:42,848 --> 00:31:44,720 但将来会让你幸福的 648 00:31:46,910 --> 00:31:48,416 来 欢迎来看一看了啊 末广亭 649 00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:49,024 来 欢迎来看一看了啊 650 00:31:49,024 --> 00:31:50,704 末广亭名产深夜小剧场 651 00:31:50,704 --> 00:31:50,832 <每周六晚上１０点开始> <末广亭 深夜小剧场> 末广亭名产深夜小剧场 652 00:31:50,830 --> 00:31:52,112 来看看吧？ <末广亭 深夜小剧场> <每周六晚上１０点开始> 653 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:52,352 <末广亭 深夜小剧场> <每周六晚上１０点开始> 654 00:31:52,352 --> 00:31:54,000 太太　太太 655 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,248 我们这儿不是旅馆 656 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,192 不用不好意思 657 00:31:56,192 --> 00:31:57,456 进来听一场吧 658 00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:58,656 谢谢您 659 00:32:00,624 --> 00:32:02,160 欢迎来看一看了啊 660 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,872 哈哈哈哈 661 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:15,616 今天我来到了江户川 662 00:32:15,610 --> 00:32:17,312 今天的江户川啊 663 00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:18,816 有好多钓鱼的人 664 00:32:18,816 --> 00:32:21,440 一二三四五六 今天得有十 665 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,136 啊不 还不止呢 666 00:32:23,136 --> 00:32:25,136 这人一直排到海岸那边儿 667 00:32:25,392 --> 00:32:27,296 包子真可怕这句词 668 00:32:27,712 --> 00:32:29,296 还真是不好说啊 669 00:32:30,432 --> 00:32:33,536 是啊 故意出洋相的话反而会冷场呢 670 00:32:34,512 --> 00:32:36,864 是不是不要说的太急比较好 671 00:32:38,864 --> 00:32:40,720 嗯 真难啊 672 00:32:42,064 --> 00:32:43,568 钟声咣的一声响啊 673 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,544 海里涨潮起波浪啊 674 00:32:48,544 --> 00:32:52,592 乌鸦乱飞我一甩竿啊 675 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,568 这里头有窍门啊刷刷刷 676 00:32:55,610 --> 00:32:58,560 这么来一下那么来一下 677 00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560 还得这么来一把 678 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:03,760 这么来一下那么来一下 679 00:33:04,432 --> 00:33:06,656 还得这么来一把 680 00:33:07,632 --> 00:33:08,650 哈哈哈 681 00:33:08,650 --> 00:33:10,144 很棒的啦 682 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:11,152 志菜讲那些好玩的事 683 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,064 大家都笑了不是嘛 684 00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:12,640 对对 685 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,320 听的人也没生气也没哭 686 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,776 就说明你讲得很好啦 687 00:33:17,776 --> 00:33:18,880 胖子来了 688 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,576 满堂彩满堂彩啊 689 00:33:22,656 --> 00:33:25,040 那些女的 笑得嘎嘎的 690 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,616 我都担心天花板会不会掉下来啦 691 00:33:27,616 --> 00:33:29,456 师兄我也很担心啊 692 00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:31,120 这个时间又没地方找木匠去 693 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,504 挺会说啊 —谢谢 694 00:33:34,128 --> 00:33:36,272 这是我朋友 跟我姐姐认识 695 00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,504 噢 我说的落语有意思吗？ 696 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,232 我们没看你的 697 00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:43,120 真过分啊 698 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:45,456 哦 你们是不是只看了志菜的啊？ 699 00:33:45,456 --> 00:33:47,248 这又不是钢琴演奏会 700 00:33:47,248 --> 00:33:48,832 不是都差不多的东西吗？ 701 00:33:48,832 --> 00:33:50,400 好苛刻啊 702 00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,888 不过啊 你这脸长得是挺像落语家的 703 00:33:53,888 --> 00:33:55,776 哎呀 你这眼睛 704 00:33:55,776 --> 00:33:57,776 真是连一点儿温情都不带啊 705 00:33:57,776 --> 00:33:59,328 光看眼睛能看出什么来哟 706 00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,448 什么叫能看出什么来哟啊 真过分 707 00:34:02,448 --> 00:34:04,048 我啊 小时候呢 708 00:34:04,048 --> 00:34:05,824 跟眼镜店老板的女儿交往来着 709 00:34:05,824 --> 00:34:06,624 她就说过 要读懂一个人的心 710 00:34:06,624 --> 00:34:08,400 志菜 接下来你什么安排？ 她就说过 要读懂一个人的心 711 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:08,864 志菜 接下来你什么安排？ 712 00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,864 我要跟大伙出去一下 713 00:34:11,390 --> 00:34:12,752 你们交情好的过分了啦 714 00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:13,888 明天晚上呢？ 715 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,510 明天晚上 得学习落语 716 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,176 学习学习 717 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:20,016 又不光落语是学习 718 00:34:20,272 --> 00:34:21,872 跟着我和竹下也是种学习啊 719 00:34:21,870 --> 00:34:22,848 明天晚上啊 —富士学习 720 00:34:22,848 --> 00:34:24,672 你好烦啊 —真是的 721 00:34:24,672 --> 00:34:25,952 银色巴黎那里有名人要来的 722 00:34:25,952 --> 00:34:27,232 我们也带你去吧 723 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,624 到时你姐姐也会来 好不好？ 724 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,128 我是挺想去的 可是 725 00:34:30,288 --> 00:34:32,128 想来你来不就好啦 726 00:34:33,664 --> 00:34:36,496 真是的 —这孩子 真让人着急 727 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,536 怎么啦怎么啦你这是 728 00:34:37,584 --> 00:34:38,560 拍什么手啊 729 00:34:38,624 --> 00:34:39,856 是在参拜什么呢吗？ 730 00:34:40,176 --> 00:34:41,760 这怎么是参拜呢 731 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,864 在喊人的时候 732 00:34:42,976 --> 00:34:44,448 不是得这样拍手吗 733 00:34:45,408 --> 00:34:48,336 里面的 里面的 734 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,376 喂 停一下 735 00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,024 这个啊 喊人的时候 736 00:34:51,024 --> 00:34:52,224 不能脸朝着上面喊 737 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,920 又不是喊房顶上的猫 738 00:34:54,288 --> 00:34:56,064 要喊的人在屋里头 739 00:34:56,832 --> 00:34:59,104 里面的 里面的 740 00:34:59,104 --> 00:35:00,192 你得这么喊才行 741 00:35:00,192 --> 00:35:00,896 再来一遍 742 00:35:00,896 --> 00:35:02,896 从怎么啦怎么啦那儿开始 —是 743 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,848 怎么啦怎么啦你这是 744 00:35:04,848 --> 00:35:05,792 拍什么手啊 745 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:07,328 是在参拜什么呢吗？ 746 00:35:07,728 --> 00:35:09,328 这怎么是参拜呢 747 00:35:09,328 --> 00:35:10,304 在喊人的时候 748 00:35:10,304 --> 00:35:11,808 不是得这样拍手吗 749 00:35:12,176 --> 00:35:14,224 喂 里面的 750 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,576 你说什么胡话呢 751 00:35:16,832 --> 00:35:18,144 什么里边啊厨房啊的 752 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:20,400 你们家里不就一间房间吗 753 00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400 我咚咚咚这么走过来 754 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,848 你不就嘭地跳到外头来了嘛 755 00:35:25,168 --> 00:35:26,448 你闭上嘴吧 756 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:30,880 喂 里面的 里面的 757 00:35:32,256 --> 00:35:33,488 来啦 嘡 嘡 758 00:35:33,488 --> 00:35:37,328 谢谢观赏 谢谢观赏 759 00:35:37,328 --> 00:35:38,528 非常感谢 760 00:35:38,528 --> 00:35:41,840 真是谢谢啦 761 00:35:50,928 --> 00:35:53,296 师兄 好像都走完了 762 00:35:53,456 --> 00:35:54,976 那咱们走吧 763 00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:57,360 辛苦啦 764 00:35:57,472 --> 00:35:59,610 回见了各位 都注意身体 765 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:00,464 您辛苦啦 766 00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:02,192 那个 志水 767 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:05,200 拿着这个 给大伙买烟抽 768 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,424 谢谢师兄 总是让您破费 769 00:36:07,424 --> 00:36:08,496 谢谢 770 00:36:08,496 --> 00:36:08,512 您辛苦啦 谢谢 771 00:36:08,512 --> 00:36:10,832 您辛苦啦 772 00:36:11,024 --> 00:36:12,464 就这点儿 773 00:36:15,488 --> 00:36:16,624 走吧 774 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,344 他有钱的时候都去土耳其浴了嘛 775 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,088 他太太真可怜啊 776 00:36:21,328 --> 00:36:23,200 志菜你哪懂什么太太的事儿啊 777 00:36:23,584 --> 00:36:24,736 我也好想早点儿结婚啊 778 00:36:24,832 --> 00:36:26,064 说啥呢 779 00:36:27,472 --> 00:36:29,456 不过我们这么闲晃也不是个事儿啊 780 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,504 是啊 —唉 781 00:36:35,712 --> 00:36:37,760 喂 喂喂 782 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,520 姑娘 要不要一块儿玩？ 783 00:36:40,016 --> 00:36:41,520 你当我是什么人啊？ 784 00:36:43,648 --> 00:36:43,680 什么人啊 785 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:44,480 切 什么人啊 786 00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:44,528 切 787 00:36:45,024 --> 00:36:47,248 你倒别大半夜的打扮成那样出来逛啊 788 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:51,280 还要好长时间才到早上哪 789 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,440 可是现在是夏天 790 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:54,816 夜晚不是会比较短吗 791 00:36:55,072 --> 00:36:57,312 哎呀 再怎么短 792 00:36:57,312 --> 00:36:59,312 首发车的时间也都一样啊 793 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,744 又得去咖啡店了吗？ 794 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,472 好累人的 795 00:37:05,472 --> 00:37:06,784 就没什么好地方吗？ 796 00:37:06,784 --> 00:37:08,128 要不去看通宵场电影？ 797 00:37:08,128 --> 00:37:09,344 通宵场？ 798 00:37:09,344 --> 00:37:10,768 多没意思啊 799 00:37:10,768 --> 00:37:12,768 喂喂 干啥呢你们 混到这个点儿 800 00:37:12,768 --> 00:37:14,288 啊 师父 您好 801 00:37:14,288 --> 00:37:15,664 我们刚从末广回来 802 00:37:15,664 --> 00:37:17,136 末广？ 开什么玩笑 803 00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:19,296 演出怎么可能耗到这个时间 804 00:37:19,296 --> 00:37:20,368 到底在干嘛 尽找借口 805 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,264 不是 因为手头没钱 806 00:37:21,328 --> 00:37:22,192 所以有时候会做做深夜场 807 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:23,600 真寒酸啊 是没钱花了啊 808 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,020 嗯 —你们是几个人啊？ 809 00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:27,790 六个人 —六个？ 810 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,560 那有这些应该够了吧 811 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,256 拿这些钱找个旅馆住 812 00:37:32,256 --> 00:37:33,680 要是还有剩就去喝点酒什么的 813 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,296 可不许乱花啊 814 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:36,176 是 —听懂了吗？ 815 00:37:36,176 --> 00:37:37,632 太谢谢您啦 816 00:37:37,632 --> 00:37:38,768 还有啊 817 00:37:40,304 --> 00:37:42,272 我跟山田五十铃在一块儿的事儿 818 00:37:42,272 --> 00:37:43,200 可得给我保密 819 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,416 千万要保密啊 820 00:37:44,416 --> 00:37:45,664 是 知道了 821 00:37:45,664 --> 00:37:46,768 保密哦 —是 822 00:37:46,768 --> 00:37:47,888 开车吧 823 00:37:51,328 --> 00:37:55,088 万岁 万岁 824 00:37:55,088 --> 00:37:57,392 那我们这就先走啦 825 00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,192 这就走了？真走了？ 826 00:38:01,168 --> 00:38:02,192 这个他俩不拿就不拿吧 827 00:38:24,688 --> 00:38:25,792 你回来啦 828 00:38:25,792 --> 00:38:27,824 哈 啊不该摸胸 829 00:38:27,824 --> 00:38:29,424 你明天能休息吗？佐世子 830 00:38:29,424 --> 00:38:30,128 我能啊 831 00:38:30,128 --> 00:38:32,272 那你打个电话 832 00:38:32,272 --> 00:38:33,344 给谁打给谁打 833 00:38:33,344 --> 00:38:34,480 天气预报 834 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,480 要是晴天的话早上还得出门 835 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,176 要是下雨的话咱们就来做三次吧 836 00:38:38,176 --> 00:38:39,296 你能行吗？ 837 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:40,816 没问题啊 838 00:38:40,810 --> 00:38:43,728 不过那也得是明天下雨的话才行哦 839 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,160 说是有雨 840 00:38:53,072 --> 00:38:55,680 石头剪子布 841 00:38:56,128 --> 00:38:58,720 石头剪子布 842 00:39:03,392 --> 00:39:04,144 师兄 843 00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,584 这种地方你常来吗？ 844 00:39:05,584 --> 00:39:07,296 嗯？还行 845 00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:14,640 茶泡好了 846 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,352 你怎么啦？ 847 00:39:30,352 --> 00:39:32,352 嗯 没有 还行 848 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,936 诶？那个真的能吃吗？ 849 00:39:35,936 --> 00:39:38,256 嗯 还行 850 00:39:39,808 --> 00:39:42,512 志鱼 这就睡着了？ 851 00:39:43,936 --> 00:39:46,240 志鱼 起来说说话呗 852 00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:49,744 聊聊师父的事啦 师娘的事啦 853 00:39:50,176 --> 00:39:52,480 还有啊 聊聊大姐不也行嘛 854 00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,008 或者说说你喜欢的女人也行啊 855 00:39:55,392 --> 00:39:56,640 志鱼 856 00:39:56,976 --> 00:39:59,216 饶了我吧师兄 857 00:39:59,216 --> 00:40:01,216 下次好好跟你聊 858 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:03,344 别那么说嘛 啊？ 859 00:40:03,344 --> 00:40:05,872 聊好多有意思的事儿 860 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:09,152 逐渐变困那种感觉不是挺好的嘛 861 00:40:09,312 --> 00:40:10,960 我很困啦师兄 862 00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:20,496 志鱼 其实我喜欢你很久了 863 00:40:20,496 --> 00:40:21,840 不行啊 师兄 864 00:40:21,840 --> 00:40:23,984 师兄 你饶了我吧师兄 865 00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:30,688 你不能这样 866 00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:34,400 哈哈 看 这下不困了吧 867 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,440 嗯 868 00:40:41,936 --> 00:40:44,352 什么啊 是明子啊 869 00:40:46,352 --> 00:40:47,792 吓死我了 870 00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:48,768 你回来啦 871 00:40:50,224 --> 00:40:51,696 门也不锁 872 00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:55,936 对不起 873 00:40:55,936 --> 00:40:57,936 我听音乐不关灯不行 874 00:40:58,432 --> 00:40:59,616 你还好吗？ 875 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,504 嗯 我又把打工给辞了 876 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,456 诶？ 为什么？ 877 00:41:05,856 --> 00:41:07,856 因为都遇不到好人嘛 878 00:41:09,856 --> 00:41:11,248 在那种地方工作 879 00:41:11,248 --> 00:41:12,784 哪能遇到什么好人呢 880 00:41:12,784 --> 00:41:14,784 谁都是勉强忍着在干的啊 881 00:41:15,664 --> 00:41:16,784 现在你都做什么呢？ 882 00:41:16,784 --> 00:41:19,552 嗯 有时候去看看电影什么的 883 00:41:20,192 --> 00:41:21,808 但是碰到过色狼 884 00:41:21,808 --> 00:41:23,360 他做什么奇怪的事了吗？ 885 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,384 里面空着好多位子他不坐 886 00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:27,568 偏偏坐到我旁边来 887 00:41:27,584 --> 00:41:29,696 在那鬼鬼祟祟不知在做什么 888 00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:31,360 那不就是色狼吗？ 889 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,000 那个啊 女孩子自己一个人 890 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,760 去电影院看电影的窍门就是 891 00:41:35,904 --> 00:41:37,232 坐在过道旁边 892 00:41:37,616 --> 00:41:39,232 把东西放在另一边的座位上 893 00:41:39,232 --> 00:41:40,080 知道了吗？ 894 00:41:40,336 --> 00:41:41,904 你衬衫都脏了 895 00:41:42,464 --> 00:41:43,744 回头就洗 896 00:41:44,112 --> 00:41:44,896 换一件吧 897 00:41:44,896 --> 00:41:45,856 我给你买 898 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,768 我还是比较想养狗呢 899 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,768 你不是不喜欢狗吗？ 900 00:41:51,168 --> 00:41:54,672 朋友家的狗生了小狗 901 00:41:54,672 --> 00:41:56,288 然后就说要给我一只 902 00:41:56,288 --> 00:41:57,664 但是是公的 903 00:41:57,664 --> 00:41:59,232 我想还是自己去买一只吧 904 00:41:59,488 --> 00:42:01,232 是啊 买一只呗 905 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,760 那 这是买狗的钱 906 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,760 还有衬衫 应该够了吧 907 00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,880 给 —谢谢 908 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,408 像你这样的孩子可不能闲着 909 00:42:15,584 --> 00:42:17,504 好好找个地方努力工作 910 00:42:17,504 --> 00:42:19,104 大概说了你也不懂 911 00:42:32,992 --> 00:42:33,984 Ｈｉ 912 00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,472 ｍａｙ　Ｉ　ｈｅｌｐ　ｙｏｕ？ 913 00:42:35,472 --> 00:42:36,208 Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｔｅｌｌ　ｍｅ 914 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:37,712 ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ 915 00:42:37,712 --> 00:42:39,184 师父家 916 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:40,560 师父家？ 917 00:42:41,072 --> 00:42:41,920 Ｏｈ　Ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ 918 00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,920 Ｔｈａｎｋ　ｙｏｕ 919 00:42:50,496 --> 00:42:53,136 师母 有您一张明信片 920 00:42:53,136 --> 00:42:55,136 啊 谢谢 是什么事呢？ 921 00:42:56,256 --> 00:42:57,152 嗯 922 00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:02,384 此次时值第二十三次樱花 923 00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:03,232 噢 924 00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:05,230 这个是同学会的通知啊 925 00:43:05,230 --> 00:43:07,230 您还有同学会呢？ 926 00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:08,672 那当然啦 927 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:10,672 我的学校不是泰明小学吗？ 928 00:43:10,672 --> 00:43:12,064 有这个传统的 929 00:43:13,232 --> 00:43:14,704 哦　这是种ｔｒａｄ吧 930 00:43:15,344 --> 00:43:16,704 什么玩意　啥叫ｔｒａｄ啊 931 00:43:17,216 --> 00:43:18,032 对不起 932 00:43:21,536 --> 00:43:22,288 来啦 933 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,680 哎呀 真怀念 还以为是谁呢 934 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,016 这不是玛利亚 由美 早纪和真夜嘛 935 00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,464 大家一点儿都没变呢 936 00:43:32,816 --> 00:43:36,000 八重子 你可真是老多了 937 00:43:37,232 --> 00:43:38,352 初次见面 938 00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,584 我们是下町女子高中落语研究会的 939 00:43:42,176 --> 00:43:43,248 有什么事吗？ 940 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:46,640 那个 我们这次文化节要表演落语 941 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,048 所以想从您这儿请人来指导一下 942 00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,088 会不会太麻烦您了 943 00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:53,568 拜托了 谁来都行的 944 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,216 有闲着的人来一个就行 945 00:43:55,216 --> 00:43:56,432 拜托啦 946 00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:07,440 细谷裁缝 飞鸟山公园 滝野川消防局 滝野川警察局 北区政府 947 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:09,968 导引 细谷裁缝 飞鸟山公园 滝野川消防局 滝野川警察局 北区政府 948 00:44:09,968 --> 00:44:09,984 导引 949 00:44:10,704 --> 00:44:13,120 啊 志菜 是她们吧 —哦 950 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,960 请问　你们是落语家吧？ 951 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,656 对 我们两个是落语家 952 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:19,696 不好意思 这么忙还麻烦你们过来 953 00:44:19,696 --> 00:44:21,280 没有没有 你们好 954 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,280 我是落语研究会的部长 叫玛利亚 955 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,440 那个 我是组长早纪 956 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,208 请多多指教 957 00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:27,312 也请你们多指教 958 00:44:27,792 --> 00:44:29,504 学校在那边 959 00:44:29,504 --> 00:44:31,312 请跟我们来吧 —好 960 00:44:31,312 --> 00:44:32,480 两位老师好年轻啊 961 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,096 你们也好年轻啊 962 00:44:35,136 --> 00:44:36,896 今天天气真好 963 00:44:36,992 --> 00:44:38,400 派袍派袍 964 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,096 派袍的修临刚 965 00:44:40,096 --> 00:44:42,512 修临刚的谷临代 966 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:46,208 谷临代的彭咆考匹的彭咆考纳的 967 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:48,384 长久命的长助 968 00:44:49,072 --> 00:44:51,584 这两位是来指导我们落语的 969 00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:54,848 志鱼老师和志菜老师　耶 970 00:44:54,848 --> 00:44:57,936 耶 971 00:44:57,936 --> 00:44:59,616 大家好 972 00:45:03,616 --> 00:45:04,432 那么接下来 973 00:45:04,430 --> 00:45:05,184 就请大家来说一段 974 00:45:05,184 --> 00:45:07,184 《道具屋》的开头部分 975 00:45:07,856 --> 00:45:09,744 诶？ 976 00:45:16,032 --> 00:45:19,456 不管做什么生意都不容易 977 00:45:19,456 --> 00:45:21,344 噢 与太啊 978 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:22,880 与太你今年多大了？ 979 00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,872 二十了 980 00:45:23,872 --> 00:45:26,448 是嘛 都已经弱冠啦 981 00:45:26,768 --> 00:45:29,104 不是弱冠嘞 二十 982 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:31,808 弱冠说的就是二十岁啊 983 00:45:31,808 --> 00:45:33,712 那三十岁是狗獾吗? 984 00:45:33,712 --> 00:45:35,088 真拿你没办法 985 00:45:35,088 --> 00:45:37,904 今天叫你来呢 也没别的事儿 986 00:45:37,904 --> 00:45:39,696 没别的事儿那就再见啦 987 00:45:40,096 --> 00:45:41,232 真可爱啊 988 00:45:41,232 --> 00:45:42,400 也就是还行吧 989 00:45:43,168 --> 00:45:45,120 哪啊 多好啊 太可爱了 990 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,464 这种类型的不是挺常见的嘛 991 00:45:46,464 --> 00:45:47,760 才没那回事儿呢 992 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,704 说实话我不喜欢这种类型的 993 00:45:54,096 --> 00:45:55,968 能告诉我你的电话号吗？ 994 00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:57,968 我有事想和你联系 995 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:11,424 你好 996 00:46:11,424 --> 00:46:12,672 啊 你好 997 00:46:30,224 --> 00:46:31,616 猜猜我是谁？ 998 00:46:31,616 --> 00:46:32,480 师兄 999 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,704 能不能让我先把虾吃完 1000 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,864 是嘛 原来你喜欢吃虾啊 1001 00:46:41,248 --> 00:46:43,568 虾太好吃啦 1002 00:46:44,016 --> 00:46:45,712 怎么样啊 到女子高中做指导 1003 00:46:48,256 --> 00:46:50,336 啊 来个大份的天妇罗荞麦面 1004 00:46:52,688 --> 00:46:55,136 不要放菠菜 我在减肥呢 1005 00:46:57,136 --> 00:46:58,928 师兄 你都知道啦 1006 00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,240 那当然啦我跟你说 1007 00:47:00,288 --> 00:47:01,920 志水和志肉可都生气了 1008 00:47:02,656 --> 00:47:04,544 师母说我们俩演出都少 1009 00:47:04,672 --> 00:47:06,560 所以说就是在生师母的气啊 1010 00:47:06,608 --> 00:47:08,336 她肯定是觉得志鱼和志菜的话 1011 00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,240 派去女子高中也能彻底放心 1012 00:47:10,288 --> 00:47:11,664 实在太天真了 1013 00:47:11,872 --> 00:47:13,232 是不是太天真了 志鱼？ 1014 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,872 上次那个土耳其浴小姐 1015 00:47:17,872 --> 00:47:19,290 听说你跟她在交往呢？ 1016 00:47:19,872 --> 00:47:20,976 我跟她才没有在交往呢 1017 00:47:20,992 --> 00:47:22,250 没有在交往 1018 00:47:22,288 --> 00:47:24,704 都写在你脸上啦 志鱼 1019 00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:26,704 我跟她才没有在交往呢 1020 00:47:26,736 --> 00:47:27,456 没有在交往 1021 00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:28,800 都写在你脸上啦 1022 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:31,440 好像都有点儿瘦了 算了无所谓 1023 00:47:31,904 --> 00:47:33,328 你问电话号码了吗？ 1024 00:47:34,496 --> 00:47:36,064 不我是说女子高中的 —噢 1025 00:47:36,672 --> 00:47:38,752 嗯 只知道部长玛利亚的 1026 00:47:39,024 --> 00:47:40,032 玛利亚 1027 00:47:40,432 --> 00:47:42,816 是像竹内玛利亚那样的校园女孩吗？ 1028 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,384 名字是一样 1029 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:45,168 但感觉有点儿不太一样 1030 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,304 不一样也行啊我跟你说 1031 00:47:46,304 --> 00:47:48,032 就算是长得难看 只要年轻就好啊 1032 00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,656 她长得可不难看 —是嘛 1033 00:47:50,656 --> 00:47:52,656 不过志米师兄你也够爱玩儿的 1034 00:47:52,928 --> 00:47:54,816 明明都有老婆了 1035 00:47:54,992 --> 00:48:01,040 志鱼 可不能拿有老婆这事儿 1036 00:48:01,456 --> 00:48:02,512 给人设障碍啊 1037 00:48:02,544 --> 00:48:04,448 设障碍什么的太肮脏了 1038 00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:05,696 也介绍给我们认识认识呗志鱼 1039 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:07,104 倒是也行啦 不过 1040 00:48:07,104 --> 00:48:08,480 不用那么担心啦 1041 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,192 志水跟我都是只喜欢专业的 1042 00:48:11,008 --> 00:48:12,832 都偏好专门干那行的女人 1043 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:14,448 倒是志肉那小子 1044 00:48:14,704 --> 00:48:17,800 保不齐会动真格的 1045 00:48:17,904 --> 00:48:18,830 也是 1046 00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:22,800 噢 你喜欢吃虾啊 1047 00:48:23,008 --> 00:48:25,168 啊 到下周之前可得还我啊 1048 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:25,968 让您久等啦 1049 00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:27,968 大碗的天妇罗荞麦面 1050 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:37,008 你是不是还说了什么下周 1051 00:48:37,552 --> 00:48:39,632 虾 给你虾　给 1052 00:48:46,496 --> 00:48:47,472 姐 1053 00:48:47,664 --> 00:48:49,424 这是静冈的生菜吧 1054 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:50,624 不知道 1055 00:48:50,624 --> 00:48:52,032 那种事你怎么知道的？ 1056 00:48:52,624 --> 00:48:54,240 这个颜色和弯度 1057 00:48:54,608 --> 00:48:56,128 一看就是静冈的生菜 1058 00:48:56,944 --> 00:48:58,992 不知用的是哪的肥料啊 1059 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,264 就没有什么好的场所吗？ 1060 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:06,960 迪斯科？ 1061 00:49:07,216 --> 00:49:08,112 怎么可能 1062 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:10,256 我是说让我们表演落语的地方 1063 00:49:10,970 --> 00:49:12,288 你们再弄得大一点儿 1064 00:49:12,288 --> 00:49:13,840 找个赞助商不就行了 1065 00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,472 别说得那么轻松嘛 1066 00:49:15,536 --> 00:49:16,890 可困难啦 1067 00:49:17,552 --> 00:49:19,856 要不我问问那两个小娘娘腔？ 1068 00:49:20,176 --> 00:49:21,536 他们人面儿广 1069 00:49:21,536 --> 00:49:22,416 嗯 1070 00:49:25,392 --> 00:49:27,120 姐 你那儿带着吻痕呢 1071 00:49:30,528 --> 00:49:32,336 你落语的水平提高点儿了吗 1072 00:49:32,336 --> 00:49:33,376 还行吧 1073 00:49:34,016 --> 00:49:36,144 大家都评价我说的是金属质感的落语 1074 00:49:36,144 --> 00:49:38,144 有点儿重金属的感觉不是挺帅的？ 1075 00:49:38,144 --> 00:49:40,608 没 金属质感好像是说 1076 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,744 没有体现出人味儿的意思 1077 00:49:44,096 --> 00:49:45,632 最近 重新　问世了的 <本牧亭　志菜> 1078 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,536 两国桥 沿岸的 名胜 1079 00:49:47,536 --> 00:49:49,824 隅田川的烟花 真不错啊 1080 00:49:49,824 --> 00:49:52,048 赞叹 这个烟花 的方法 1081 00:49:52,048 --> 00:49:53,712 据说 非常之难 1082 00:49:53,712 --> 00:49:56,208 听 出生于 明智时期的 人说 1083 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,464 从 烟花绽开 直到 1084 00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,040 落到河面 这段时间 1085 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,064 一直夸赞 才是 正确的 夸赞法 落到河面 这段时间 1086 00:50:00,064 --> 00:50:03,008 一直夸赞 才是 正确的 夸赞法 1087 00:50:03,088 --> 00:50:06,650 所以 必须 夸赞 非常长的时间 1088 00:50:06,730 --> 00:50:13,376 大烟花呀 啊 欢迎 1089 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:20,544 不好意思 大烟花呀 1090 00:51:36,512 --> 00:51:41,296 嗯 不太好办啊 1091 00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:44,512 落语啊 1092 00:51:46,592 --> 00:51:48,528 那个 说到底不过是落语 1093 00:51:48,528 --> 00:51:50,800 就不要想得那么难啦 1094 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,312 说到底是落语所以才难办啊 1095 00:51:53,312 --> 00:51:54,976 我也不是不喜欢落语哦 1096 00:51:54,976 --> 00:51:57,168 不过啊 就算播放出去了 1097 00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,840 说不好听的 1098 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:01,120 又没有什么知名度 1099 00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:01,904 不能那么说啊 1100 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,090 谁也不是一开始就有名的啊 对吧 1101 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,776 嗯 你说的是没错啦 可是 1102 00:52:05,776 --> 00:52:06,496 这么办怎么样 那个 嗯 你说的是没错啦 可是 1103 00:52:06,496 --> 00:52:06,576 这么办怎么样 那个 1104 00:52:06,592 --> 00:52:07,744 办一个露天剧场什么的 1105 00:52:07,856 --> 00:52:09,640 在住宅区的广场来这么一场 1106 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:09,776 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1107 00:52:09,776 --> 00:52:12,000 嗯 是有点儿意思啦 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1108 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:12,128 啊对 露天剧场 怎么样 1109 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,736 不过这对我们电视台又没什么好处 1110 00:52:14,730 --> 00:52:16,752 又不是北海道或九州的转播节目 1111 00:52:16,752 --> 00:52:18,032 要是有个什么节目策划 1112 00:52:18,688 --> 00:52:21,520 能拉到赞助商的话倒还好办点 1113 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,424 啊 能就照这个思路帮忙想想办法吗 1114 00:52:23,630 --> 00:52:24,512 是啊 拜托啦 1115 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:25,792 对啊　节目策划 1116 00:52:25,856 --> 00:52:27,504 咱们得在这个住宅区 1117 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:28,960 发掘出新落语界的潜能啊 1118 00:52:29,550 --> 00:52:31,040 对啊对啊 1119 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:32,720 求你啦 1120 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,744 大家好 住宅区的各位 —吵死了 1121 00:52:33,744 --> 00:52:34,992 午睡问答来到您身边啦 大家好 住宅区的各位 —吵死了 1122 00:52:34,992 --> 00:52:35,136 午睡问答来到您身边啦 1123 00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:36,720 这里是ＢＢＳ的午睡问答节目 1124 00:52:36,768 --> 00:52:37,840 我是笑太郎 1125 00:52:37,968 --> 00:52:39,968 好 演播室　我已经到达住宅区了 1126 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:40,768 大家请过来聚一下啦 1127 00:52:40,768 --> 00:52:41,680 .笑太郎的午睡问答. .ＢＢＳ广播台. 大家请过来聚一下啦 1128 00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:41,850 .ＢＢＳ广播台. .笑太郎的午睡问答. 1129 00:52:41,850 --> 00:52:43,200 好 大家请聚过来 .ＢＢＳ广播台. .笑太郎的午睡问答. 1130 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:43,536 好 大家请聚过来 1131 00:52:43,536 --> 00:52:43,616 欢迎来参加　欢迎参加 好 大家请聚过来 1132 00:52:43,616 --> 00:52:45,530 欢迎来参加　欢迎参加 1133 00:52:45,648 --> 00:52:46,400 我说各位 1134 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:47,584 现在可不是睡午觉的时候 1135 00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:48,816 快起来 快起来 1136 00:52:48,944 --> 00:52:49,600 然后请听我讲 1137 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:50,880 这里是午睡问答节目 1138 00:52:50,944 --> 00:52:51,824 主持人就是我 1139 00:52:51,888 --> 00:52:54,128 落语界小王子笑太郎 1140 00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:55,008 借此机会 1141 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,592 我想做一个收听率的调查 1142 00:52:56,592 --> 00:52:57,968 正在听的各位 1143 00:52:57,968 --> 00:52:59,584 热爱本调频节目的各位 1144 00:52:59,584 --> 00:53:01,392 请从窗户亮出红色的东西 1145 00:53:01,392 --> 00:53:02,576 只要是红的什么都行 1146 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:03,440 挥动起来吧 1147 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:04,960 那边的太太也挥动起来吧 1148 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,416 来 动起来 动起来 1149 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:14,640 好 三楼　三楼有很多啊三楼 1150 00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:15,968 四楼 四楼来吧四楼 1151 00:53:15,968 --> 00:53:15,984 四楼的势头相当不错啊 四楼 四楼来吧四楼 1152 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,312 四楼的势头相当不错啊 1153 00:53:19,312 --> 00:53:20,752 非常好 非常好 1154 00:53:20,752 --> 00:53:23,056 没错 ＢＢＳ广播台当红的节目 1155 00:53:23,050 --> 00:53:25,760 笑太郎的午睡问答 1156 00:53:30,352 --> 00:53:31,968 好 接下来的这位太太 1157 00:53:31,968 --> 00:53:33,536 首先请问一下您的名字 1158 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,216 乡原富子 1159 00:53:35,216 --> 00:53:36,320 富子　—嗯 1160 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:37,936 让人想起歌里唱的那个阿富 1161 00:53:37,936 --> 00:53:39,216 这脸还涂得这么白 1162 00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:41,088 这个 看您的样子好像有点儿累 1163 00:53:41,088 --> 00:53:42,304 是不是没睡好？ 1164 00:53:42,304 --> 00:53:44,496 昨天晚上老公没让我睡啦 1165 00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:45,456 啊哈 让你上夜班 1166 00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,720 是不可能的对吧 抱歉 1167 00:53:46,768 --> 00:53:48,368 还真是有兴致呢 晚上都不睡觉 1168 00:53:48,368 --> 00:53:49,936 接下来就要开始问答环节了 1169 00:53:50,048 --> 00:53:50,960 下面这几样东西中 1170 00:53:51,056 --> 00:53:52,544 哪一种不能吃 1171 00:53:52,576 --> 00:53:54,700 一 油炸豆腐寿司 1172 00:53:54,704 --> 00:53:56,144 二 茶巾寿司 1173 00:53:56,144 --> 00:53:58,144 三 侧入抱树式 1174 00:53:58,592 --> 00:53:59,888 是侧入抱树式吧 1175 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:02,928 侧入抱树式 说得好　完全正确 1176 00:54:02,928 --> 00:54:05,904 恭喜您　完全正确　真厉害 1177 00:54:05,904 --> 00:54:08,480 这样您就可以把我们提供的 1178 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,064 精美礼品带回家了 1179 00:54:10,064 --> 00:54:11,792 太太您说话够劲爆的啊真的 1180 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:16,320 什么侧入抱树式啊 真是的 1181 00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,224 就为了点儿洗洁剂也真能凑热闹 1182 00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:20,920 毕竟笑太郎也算受欢迎啦 1183 00:54:20,928 --> 00:54:23,792 又是ＢＢＳ广播台 是吧 真是的 1184 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,672 师兄师兄 那个 说真的 1185 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:28,720 媒体这东西还是很强大吧 1186 00:54:29,584 --> 00:54:31,696 我才不把笑太郎放在眼里呢 1187 00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:33,632 那不也没办法吗 1188 00:54:33,632 --> 00:54:34,800 所以啊 大伙儿 1189 00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:35,888 不想就咱们几个来 1190 00:54:35,888 --> 00:54:37,552 整点儿什么出彩的东西吗？ 1191 00:54:37,550 --> 00:54:39,160 我不行 我啊 师兄快说点儿什么点子 1192 00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,896 这里边我顶多能提个引子 1193 00:54:41,808 --> 00:54:44,336 但大家一块想不就有办法了吗？ 1194 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,180 等等 1195 00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:47,120 就这个了 这个这个 1196 00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:47,160 这个挺难选的 挺难 就这个了 这个这个 1197 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,600 押哪匹马啊这个？ 这个挺难选的 挺难 1198 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:48,640 押哪匹马啊这个？ 1199 00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,720 是啊押那匹？ 押哪匹马啊这个？ 1200 00:54:49,720 --> 00:54:50,280 是啊押那匹？ 1201 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:50,460 这个应该挺稳的吧 是啊押那匹？ 1202 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:50,816 这个应该挺稳的吧 1203 00:54:50,816 --> 00:54:51,580 就这个了 这个这个 这个应该挺稳的吧 1204 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:51,760 就这个了 这个这个 1205 00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:52,368 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 就这个了 这个这个 1206 00:54:52,368 --> 00:54:53,320 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 1207 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:54,720 火焰的情况是这样 什么啊那是？ —什么意思？ 1208 00:54:54,720 --> 00:54:54,860 火焰的情况是这样 1209 00:54:54,860 --> 00:54:54,960 预测啊预测 火焰的情况是这样 1210 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:54,970 预测啊预测 1211 00:54:54,970 --> 00:54:56,440 龙的情况是 二四 二五和二八 预测啊预测 1212 00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:59,400 咱们弄个天气预测你们看怎么样？ 龙的情况是 二四 二五和二八 1213 00:54:59,400 --> 00:54:59,680 咱们弄个天气预测你们看怎么样？ 1214 00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,980 住宅区的太太们 你们好吗？ 1215 00:55:01,980 --> 00:55:02,464 现在有线电视正在播放天气预测节目 1216 00:55:02,464 --> 00:55:05,820 选一个吧 现在有线电视正在播放天气预测节目 1217 00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:05,940 选一个吧 1218 00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:07,360 欢迎您的关注 选一个吧 1219 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:07,860 欢迎您的关注 1220 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:10,080 住宅区的太太们 你们好吗？ 1221 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:12,240 欢迎关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1222 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:14,240 欢迎关注 1223 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:24,040 天气预测竞猜 1224 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,880 欢迎关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1225 00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,880 欢迎关注 1226 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,720 敬请关注天气预测有奖竞猜 1227 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:33,860 天气预测有奖竞猜 1228 00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:35,860 住宅区的太太们 1229 00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:38,000 天气预测有奖竞猜来到您身边啦 1230 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:38,016 打扰一下 1231 00:55:38,016 --> 00:55:38,800 你好 打扰一下 打扰一下 1232 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:38,920 你好 打扰一下 1233 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,016 给 欢迎关注 你好 打扰一下 1234 00:55:40,016 --> 00:55:40,140 给 欢迎关注 1235 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:40,592 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1236 00:55:40,592 --> 00:55:43,104 那个 我们这次要在这个住宅区里 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1237 00:55:43,104 --> 00:55:44,860 举办一个天气预报 哦不预测的竞猜 请您关注天气预测竞猜 1238 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:45,104 举办一个天气预报 哦不预测的竞猜 1239 00:55:45,104 --> 00:55:47,024 那个 小姐 可以的话 1240 00:55:47,024 --> 00:55:48,960 这个您看一下 1241 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,720 啊 莫非是太太？ 哈哈哈 1242 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,912 我不喜欢在房间里吃东西 1243 00:55:53,168 --> 00:55:53,920 诶？ 1244 00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:55,584 我更喜欢吃便当 1245 00:55:56,112 --> 00:55:58,528 噢 便当 是嘛是嘛 1246 00:55:58,520 --> 00:55:59,968 那个 看起来很好吃啊 1247 00:56:00,224 --> 00:56:00,864 里面各种各样的 1248 00:56:00,928 --> 00:56:02,336 是很好吃 —嗯嗯 1249 00:56:02,336 --> 00:56:05,088 而且每天考虑放什么菜也是很好玩的 1250 00:56:05,088 --> 00:56:05,968 啊 是嘛 1251 00:56:05,968 --> 00:56:06,864 比如说 1252 00:56:06,860 --> 00:56:07,840 是做成中式的呢 1253 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,152 还是做成西式的呢 1254 00:56:09,150 --> 00:56:10,320 不光是味道 1255 00:56:10,352 --> 00:56:12,090 还要考虑摆放和颜色什么的 1256 00:56:12,090 --> 00:56:13,360 啊啊 这样啊 1257 00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,120 就说维也纳香肠 1258 00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,512 也是有红色的有白色的对吧？ 1259 00:56:16,512 --> 00:56:17,840 我都是区别着用的 1260 00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:18,832 啊 是嘛 1261 00:56:18,832 --> 00:56:20,832 像这样来搭配便当我觉得非常开心 1262 00:56:20,832 --> 00:56:21,584 噢 1263 00:56:21,584 --> 00:56:24,960 我呀 不喜欢碗啊餐叉啊餐刀什么的摆放整齐那个样子 1264 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,176 噢噢噢噢 1265 00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:30,288 那个 太太 您丈夫婆婆都在吧？ 1266 00:56:30,288 --> 00:56:31,600 这没什么了不起的 1267 00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,160 诶？ 1268 00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,160 我只不过是喜欢吃便当而已 1269 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,200 啊哈哈 1270 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:36,288 不是 那个 这次啊 1271 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:37,280 这个电视台 1272 00:56:37,312 --> 00:56:38,848 要做一个预测天气的竞猜节目 1273 00:56:39,152 --> 00:56:40,112 我呢 —嗯？ 1274 00:56:40,112 --> 00:56:42,112 比起电视来还是更喜欢便当 1275 00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,248 哦 1276 00:56:46,144 --> 00:56:47,408 谢谢 1277 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,288 禁止抓鱼 1278 00:57:23,408 --> 00:57:26,128 喂 你在这种地方偷什么懒呢 1279 00:57:26,128 --> 00:57:27,072 是啊 1280 00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,272 怎么样？ —怎么样？ 1281 00:57:36,272 --> 00:57:37,456 非常顺利啊 1282 00:57:37,456 --> 00:57:38,368 走吧 1283 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,912 您只要看看电视就可以啦 1284 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:42,064 我家并没看那个频道 1285 00:57:42,064 --> 00:57:42,976 不 不是那样 1286 00:57:42,976 --> 00:57:43,376 我不是来收电视费的 1287 00:57:43,376 --> 00:57:44,656 你来多少次也一样 我不是来收电视费的 1288 00:57:44,656 --> 00:57:45,312 你来多少次也一样 1289 00:57:45,312 --> 00:57:48,032 我丈夫跟我说了绝对不能给 1290 00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,448 我个人也没别的可以说的了 1291 00:57:50,448 --> 00:57:51,072 不好意思 1292 00:57:51,072 --> 00:57:52,448 请等一下 不是那样啦 1293 00:57:54,176 --> 00:57:55,376 这个天气预测节目 1294 00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,864 我可要喊人啦 —哦 1295 00:57:57,824 --> 00:58:00,064 清水石 明美 1296 00:58:00,064 --> 00:58:01,488 大家中午好 1297 00:58:01,488 --> 00:58:03,488 现在是天气预报时间 1298 00:58:03,696 --> 00:58:05,488 东京地区明天 1299 00:58:05,660 --> 00:58:07,344 虽然早上和傍晚有些阴天 1300 00:58:07,488 --> 00:58:09,216 但白天预计为晴天 1301 00:58:09,584 --> 00:58:12,096 高气压将移动到小笠原附近 1302 00:58:12,368 --> 00:58:14,480 大面积覆盖南日本地区 1303 00:58:14,752 --> 00:58:17,824 关东以西明天白天同样是晴天 1304 00:58:17,824 --> 00:58:19,488 但预计会逐渐转为多云 1305 00:58:19,792 --> 00:58:21,488 以上是气象厅的说法 1306 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,480 可是真的会是这样吗？观众朋友们 1307 00:58:24,432 --> 00:58:26,960 也许有些突然 然而从今天开始 1308 00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:28,624 由ＯＫ超市特约播出的 1309 00:58:28,656 --> 00:58:30,608 天气预测有奖竞猜就要开播了 1310 00:58:30,990 --> 00:58:32,624 请您对明天中午之前的天气 1311 00:58:32,624 --> 00:58:33,888 做出您的预测 1312 00:58:34,016 --> 00:58:35,968 您可以凭在ＯＫ超市的消费金额 1313 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,880 兑换投票券 1314 00:58:38,416 --> 00:58:41,264 在投票中预测成功的观众朋友 1315 00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:44,896 可以在购物时享受相应份额的折扣 1316 00:58:45,100 --> 00:58:47,888 那么接下来我就来公布一下 1317 00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:49,040 天气预测的排列顺序 1318 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:50,440 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1319 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:53,880 第一栏 晴 九折 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1320 00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:54,340 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1321 00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:57,440 第二栏 阴 八折 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1322 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:57,640 ８　雪　雷　二折 ７　雨转阴　六折 ６　雨转晴　六折 ５　阴转雨　七折 ４　晴间多云　八折 ３　雨　五折 ２　阴　八折 １　晴　九折 1323 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,460 那个 有关您刚才来电话咨询的事宜 1324 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:00,500 是这样的 1325 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,700 把挨着腰骨部分的带子这样拉出来 1326 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:05,360 这个 使之紧贴在腰部 1327 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:07,360 然后在要解开的时候 1328 00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,000 按一下这个黑色的按钮 1329 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,000 然后请将解开的带子 1330 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:13,780 嗯 大概是这样使用 1331 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,500 安全带 那个 请 1332 00:59:17,900 --> 00:59:20,460 真是个好天气啊 —确实是 1333 00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:25,920 可帮大忙了 1334 00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,120 孩子们也玩得那么活泼 1335 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:30,000 喂 喂喂 1336 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,120 你们看电视了吗? 1337 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,620 电视？ —嗯 那个啊 1338 00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,400 真闲啊 —听我说啊 1339 00:59:35,460 --> 00:59:37,100 有个叫天气预测竞猜的节目 1340 00:59:37,220 --> 00:59:38,540 就是让你猜明天的天气 1341 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:39,360 要是猜对了的话 1342 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,940 买超市的东西可以打折 1343 00:59:40,940 --> 00:59:41,740 不错吧 正播着呢 1344 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:42,760 又来 哪有那种事啊 1345 00:59:42,860 --> 00:59:44,980 你还是好好干活吧 1346 00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,980 大家请仔细看这个地图哟 1347 00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:52,840 东北地区这边有低气压 1348 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,320 小森这边是高气压 对 1349 00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:56,160 再往前来一点儿 1350 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:57,760 往前来往前来 1351 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,380 仔细看 1352 00:59:58,380 --> 01:00:01,500 也不要这么靠前嘛 好 1353 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:06,320 这个低气压和高气压之间的低压槽 1354 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:08,500 这个谷槽就决定着天气如何 1355 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:12,860 来 请看一下这个预测图 1356 01:00:12,980 --> 01:00:15,700 我按照一栏二栏三栏四栏 1357 01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:18,160 分别都标上了这样的记号 1358 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,280 所以呢 1359 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:21,280 我就是这样预测的啦 1360 01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:24,320 好 今天给大家个特别优惠 1361 01:00:24,660 --> 01:00:27,520 把我预测的这个天气图 1362 01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,600 免费赠送给各位 1363 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:32,040 我押晴天 押一千二百日元份的 1364 01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:12,600 晴天 两千五百日元份的 1365 01:01:12,660 --> 01:01:15,600 下雨五百日元还有晴天七百日元 1366 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,040 我我我 阴天六百 1367 01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:18,520 晴天三千五百日元份喔 1368 01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,740 我要押阴天 五千二百日元份 1369 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,920 从这个云层的移动来看 1370 01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,560 日本海上空的低气压规模 1371 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:34,020 将会超出预想范围 1372 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:36,120 沿着日本列岛向东北方向移动 1373 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:38,120 冷锋经过这里 1374 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:43,220 明天将会 下雪 1375 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:17,280 清水石　明美 1376 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:20,840 下面公布昨天的天气预测竞猜的结果 清水石　明美 1377 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:21,080 清水石　明美 1378 01:02:21,460 --> 01:02:23,840 正确答案是第一栏 晴天 1379 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:28,820 哇 万岁 万岁 1380 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:32,980 猜错了 1381 01:02:38,140 --> 01:02:39,040 要不就穿这个？ 1382 01:02:39,060 --> 01:02:39,940 这个好像更好点 1383 01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:42,100 不对 还是这个更针对目标 1384 01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:43,860 好在是晴天呀 1385 01:02:43,960 --> 01:02:45,280 你也猜对了吧？ 1386 01:02:45,740 --> 01:02:47,340 我选的是阴天 1387 01:02:47,820 --> 01:02:49,620 不过这绝对是个阴谋 1388 01:02:49,620 --> 01:02:51,280 不是明明有云彩的嘛 1389 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,900 可是 —开什么玩笑 1390 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:56,280 有云彩就是阴天啊 1391 01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:58,960 好在是晴天呀 1392 01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:02,300 对 对就是那么回事 1393 01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:03,160 对对 1394 01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:04,780 好那我恭候光临 1395 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:05,800 再见 1396 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,240 又来一通电话 1397 01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:13,240 喂喂 对是的 1398 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,720 不是 关于那个结果啊 1399 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,420 我们这边是根据照片来判定的 1400 01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:21,420 对不起啊 信子 1401 01:03:21,420 --> 01:03:23,220 没关系啦 小悟 1402 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:26,300 结果什么的不重要的嘛 1403 01:03:26,780 --> 01:03:30,280 对 过程才是最重要的 嗯 1404 01:03:32,360 --> 01:03:34,260 大气的状态啊 信子 1405 01:03:34,460 --> 01:03:37,420 是由白天太阳照射的能量决定的 1406 01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:39,060 而今天白天阳光照射很强 1407 01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:41,060 所以产生了大量的积雨云 1408 01:03:41,340 --> 01:03:41,900 而且 1409 01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:44,560 高气压位于小笠原与八丈岛之间 1410 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:49,940 明天天气是 雷雨 1411 01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:18,080 晴天 晴天 晴天 1412 01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:19,720 晴转雨 1413 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,820 加油加油 下大雨 1414 01:04:22,820 --> 01:04:26,620 来吧来吧阴天 快来吧 1415 01:04:26,620 --> 01:04:31,440 来 阴天 阴天 阴天 1416 01:04:31,540 --> 01:04:36,540 下雪 下雪 下雪下雪下雪 下雪 1417 01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:44,680 出船亭 志米 露天剧场 1418 01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,580 今天非常欢迎大家 1419 01:04:49,580 --> 01:04:52,040 在这蓝天底下欢聚一堂 1420 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,260 这才是真正的露天剧场 1421 01:04:54,260 --> 01:04:55,720 说来简直再合适不过啦 1422 01:04:55,720 --> 01:04:57,820 按说今天这么好的天气 1423 01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:59,520 我自己都有点儿觉得啊 1424 01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,720 比起听这个什么露天落语来 1425 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,020 大家是不是还不如回家晾晾被子呢 1426 01:05:04,020 --> 01:05:06,080 没那么好笑啦 大家太捧场了 1427 01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,700 超市那边对这次的事特别满意 1428 01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:12,180 还答应为办露天剧场提供便利呢 1429 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,220 我们电视台也是一样 1430 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:16,220 很高兴能制作出 1431 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,220 对住宅区的人们影响这么大的节目 1432 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:20,740 嗯 真的 非常感谢 1433 01:05:20,740 --> 01:05:23,340 多成功啊你那个 1434 01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:25,980 大家用这个来碰个杯吧 1435 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,960 干杯 1436 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:40,920 你好 是我 志鱼 1437 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,140 是志鱼啊 1438 01:05:44,620 --> 01:05:46,160 你这是怎么啦？ 1439 01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:48,780 跟白雪公主似的睡在这儿 1440 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:52,000 有点儿感冒 1441 01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:53,200 你闹感冒了？ 1442 01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:54,860 看这个 1443 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:57,000 我用签字笔做了个图表 1444 01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,000 漂亮吧？ 1445 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,200 哎呀 体温这是逐渐上升啊 1446 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,860 39度 这可不妙 1447 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:05,900 用签字笔涂色的时候 1448 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:07,180 可费劲了 1449 01:06:07,820 --> 01:06:09,660 快换上衣服 我带你去医院 1450 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:10,840 不要 1451 01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,600 那得脱衣服吧？ 1452 01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:14,040 这种时候不用脱光的啦 1453 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,100 人家害羞嘛 1454 01:06:15,100 --> 01:06:17,540 快点儿换衣服吧 咱们去医院 1455 01:06:17,540 --> 01:06:18,900 是 1456 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,800 那个 你的健康保险证呢？ 1457 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:27,720 我没有 1458 01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,280 哎？ 那医疗费可贵了 1459 01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:37,380 啊 对 你是有钱人嘛 1460 01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:43,980 你好重啊 1461 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,980 对不住啦 1462 01:06:46,660 --> 01:06:48,080 打起精神来啊 1463 01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,500 辛苦你了呢 1464 01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,580 志鱼我要掉了 1465 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:20,380 前些日子 1466 01:07:20,380 --> 01:07:22,840 我收到了你父亲送来的中元节礼物 1467 01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:25,140 总这么客气真不好意思 1468 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,600 又是日光的酱油腌菜吧 1469 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,920 哪里哪里 我还挺爱吃的 1470 01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,580 嗯 能收到些稀奇古怪的东西 1471 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,180 还是蛮让人高兴的 1472 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,100 是这样的吗 1473 01:07:35,100 --> 01:07:36,520 我家老爷子总是这老一套 1474 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,120 话说 你最近吃没吃什么好吃的？ 1475 01:07:42,020 --> 01:07:44,540 并没吃什么特别好吃的 1476 01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:45,920 那怎么会呢 1477 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,620 总是吃了点儿什么的吧？ 1478 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,500 真没吃什么值得一说的东西 1479 01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:52,280 什么都行啊 1480 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,280 你最近吃过的 觉得好吃的就行 1481 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,460 这个 我想想 1482 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:00,620 啊 我最近吃杂样煎饼来着 1483 01:08:00,620 --> 01:08:02,040 那个还真挺好吃的 1484 01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:04,540 噢 在哪吃的？ 1485 01:08:04,780 --> 01:08:06,340 在赤坂的樽丸 1486 01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:08,880 噢 吃的是哪种？ 1487 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:10,540 我吃的是牛肉煎饼 1488 01:08:10,900 --> 01:08:12,240 噢 牛肉煎饼啊 1489 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,200 上面撒的海青菜还是干制鲣鱼？ 1490 01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:17,060 我都是撒干制鲣鱼的 1491 01:08:17,060 --> 01:08:19,040 那种在嘴里化开变成汁的感觉 1492 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:20,240 实在是美得很 1493 01:08:20,240 --> 01:08:21,640 嗯嗯 1494 01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,060 里面牛肉放得多吗？ 1495 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:26,280 放得相当多 都赶上牛肉饭了 1496 01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:27,520 不过师父 1497 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,080 您为什么问这些细枝末节的事儿呢？ 1498 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:31,860 嗯 前些天啊 1499 01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:35,280 我听了场外国人落语研究会的表演 1500 01:08:35,460 --> 01:08:36,680 当时那个人呢 1501 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:39,440 把吃麦当劳的那个汉堡包这事儿 1502 01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:44,980 细致入微 活灵活现地讲了一遍 1503 01:08:44,980 --> 01:08:47,500 比如都夹了什么东西之类的 1504 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:49,860 我在那听着听着 1505 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:51,860 不由得就觉着挺好玩的 1506 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,600 嗯 还真是不可思议啊 1507 01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:54,960 明明那种很容易就能吃到的东西 1508 01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:56,500 被他那么详细地一描述 1509 01:08:56,580 --> 01:08:58,260 说里面夹了这个那个之类的 1510 01:08:58,420 --> 01:09:00,880 听着还真是别有一番滋味 1511 01:09:01,460 --> 01:09:02,820 好像是呢 1512 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:05,980 嗯 对了 你啊 1513 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,200 要不要试着说一下新作品？ 1514 01:09:09,180 --> 01:09:11,380 从前非常流行的传统技艺里 1515 01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:12,940 有一种叫义大夫调的 1516 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,400 作为传授技艺的师父来讲 1517 01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:17,600 如果是大户人家的主人来登门学艺 1518 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,020 就不能说身体略有不适就轻易回绝 1519 01:09:20,020 --> 01:09:22,420 否则收入方面也会受影响 1520 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,960 所以只能忍着 拼命强忍着 1521 01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,420 是不是我古典作品说得不行啊？ 1522 01:09:26,740 --> 01:09:27,980 不 只是我觉得啊 1523 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:32,140 要是一味描摹古典的话 1524 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:35,220 你本身特有的那种有趣之处 1525 01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:37,780 很难完全发挥出来啊 1526 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,240 你自己是怎么想的？ 1527 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:42,260 他去找医生给看了看 1528 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:43,740 却也查不出是什么原因 1529 01:09:43,820 --> 01:09:46,000 仔细一问他自己有没有什么线索 1530 01:09:46,340 --> 01:09:48,640 说是听了义大夫调之后发的烧 1531 01:09:48,740 --> 01:09:49,640 那就是义大热啦 1532 01:09:56,020 --> 01:09:57,220 我想努力说古典作品 1533 01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,580 嗯 努力当然也好 1534 01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:02,960 不过也没必要特意绕远路是吧 1535 01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,080 而且我觉得在如今这个时代 1536 01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,540 新作品和古典的接轨不也是可能的嘛 1537 01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:10,640 师父您这么说我可太伤心了 1538 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:13,160 新作品什么的我该跟谁去学啊 1539 01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:14,700 别一副哭相啊志鱼 1540 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:17,100 我说这些都是为了你好 1541 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:20,260 好啦 你再花点时间仔细想想吧 1542 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,840 要说那位老爷啊 1543 01:10:22,840 --> 01:10:24,120 一旦开始自由发挥就收不住了 1544 01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:25,400 自己弹得入了神 1545 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,380 三味线的节拍什么的 1546 01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:28,120 早就忘到天边儿去了 1547 01:10:28,120 --> 01:10:31,000 只管一个劲吱吱嘎嘎地瞎叫唤 1548 01:10:31,420 --> 01:10:33,200 再看聚过来的那帮人 1549 01:10:33,260 --> 01:10:35,940 连声说着好啊妙啊在那大吃大喝 1550 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,920 一会儿就肚子鼓起来眼皮耷拉下去 1551 01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:39,680 这儿躺下一个 那儿躺下一个 1552 01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:41,320 全都睡着了 1553 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:03,140 我跟一个高中女生开始交往了 1554 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:07,000 你以前没跟人交往过吗？ 1555 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,560 那倒也没有 1556 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:11,340 也是 1557 01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:15,960 所以 以后可能就不能再和你见面了 1558 01:11:18,260 --> 01:11:20,680 嗯？ 为什么？ 1559 01:11:34,940 --> 01:11:36,660 总觉得不太好吧 1560 01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,560 咱们俩继续像这样来往的话 1561 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,920 对那个高中生 1562 01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:43,560 我的职业让你觉得不太好？ 1563 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,320 我说的不是那回事吧？ 1564 01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,080 你不说不就好了 1565 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:52,080 只要她本人不知道 1566 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:53,140 你讨厌我？ 1567 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,660 喜欢还来不及呢 1568 01:11:58,180 --> 01:12:00,860 你要跟那个高中生做恋人啊 1569 01:12:01,260 --> 01:12:02,520 是啊 1570 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,800 要能发展到那样就最好不过了 1571 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,380 我们之前算是恋人吗？ 1572 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,700 不算吧 1573 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:16,120 也就是朋友喽？ 1574 01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,000 对 是朋友 1575 01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:21,960 对吧？ 就是说啊 1576 01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:24,500 她也有朋友吧？ 1577 01:12:24,740 --> 01:12:27,280 志鱼也有朋友吧？ 对吧？ 1578 01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:29,600 所以不是骗她 而是不说 1579 01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,660 真是硬汉派啊 1580 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,140 有好多有趣的人啊 1581 01:12:40,140 --> 01:12:41,220 在哪儿？ 1582 01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:44,320 你看 亮着灯那边 1583 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,800 要不咱们去唐人街吧 1584 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:56,040 来点儿干烧明虾也不错 1585 01:12:57,380 --> 01:12:59,700 再喝点儿鱼翅汤补补身子 1586 01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,000 有烟吗？ 1587 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,520 你要抽？ —嗯 1588 01:13:11,380 --> 01:13:12,540 会抽吗？ 1589 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:14,820 就是来心情了 1590 01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,400 堕落男孩 1591 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:24,720 不想在放着強戈•莱茵哈特曲子的 1592 01:13:25,020 --> 01:13:26,880 西班牙饭馆里来一杯桑格利亚酒吗？ 1593 01:13:27,360 --> 01:13:29,400 好像也不错哎 去吗？ 1594 01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:31,120 骗你的啦 1595 01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:33,500 我以前就想说一回这样的台词了 1596 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:58,180 哟 锵锵锵 1597 01:13:58,180 --> 01:14:03,240 嗯 锵 锵 嗯锵 嗯 锵 1598 01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:04,900 不对不对 1599 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,540 志鱼你那个锵没跳对吧？ 1600 01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:09,080 嗯 再来一遍 1601 01:14:09,080 --> 01:14:10,920 嗯 走 1602 01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:15,360 哟 锵锵锵 1603 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:20,060 哟 嗯锵 嗯锵 1604 01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:22,940 还是不对啊志鱼 1605 01:14:22,940 --> 01:14:25,480 你看这个锵是不是错了？ 1606 01:14:25,480 --> 01:14:26,360 来 志菜 1607 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,460 你来跳一遍看看 1608 01:14:27,460 --> 01:14:31,700 好 哟 锵锵锵 1609 01:14:31,700 --> 01:14:35,600 哟 嗯 锵 嗯 锵 1610 01:14:35,820 --> 01:14:37,600 好可以了 跳得不错 1611 01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:39,800 接下来咱们三个一起来一遍 1612 01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:42,420 恋慕 好了吗？开始 1613 01:14:43,160 --> 01:14:46,680 恋慕啊 1614 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,660 好就到这儿吧 1615 01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:50,100 辛苦啦 1616 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:52,100 今天就到这 1617 01:14:53,180 --> 01:14:55,680 你们都辛苦啦 —谢谢您的指导 1618 01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,720 好热啊 1619 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:08,240 我从此以后 一回 1620 01:15:09,580 --> 01:15:13,360 我先去喝点儿茶 1621 01:15:13,440 --> 01:15:14,320 再见 1622 01:15:15,620 --> 01:15:18,000 啊啊 都到了牵牛花集市的季节了 1623 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,080 是啊 1624 01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,240 去年大家还是一起去的呢 1625 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,660 转眼都已经过了一年了啊 1626 01:15:22,660 --> 01:15:23,720 真快啊 1627 01:15:24,060 --> 01:15:25,360 是够快的 1628 01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:26,900 你接下来准备怎么办？ 1629 01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,280 有什么怎么办的 1630 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:29,800 我会继续说落语的啦 1631 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:31,660 我问的又不是那种事 1632 01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:34,780 我想去趟秋叶原 1633 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:37,120 买张发电厂乐团的唱片 1634 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,520 下次放假来我这儿一起听吧 1635 01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:41,500 唔 我那天有点儿事儿 1636 01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:43,380 啊 是嘛 1637 01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:45,480 那我还是跟姐姐一块儿听吧 1638 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,940 嗯 那样挺好的 1639 01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:57,720 你为什么会加入落语研究会呢？ 1640 01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,540 诶？ 落语多好玩啊 1641 01:16:00,040 --> 01:16:01,220 没交什么朋友吗？ 1642 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:02,320 没那回事啊 1643 01:16:02,840 --> 01:16:04,260 志鱼又是为什么呢？ 1644 01:16:04,260 --> 01:16:05,820 嗯 我当时是想 1645 01:16:05,820 --> 01:16:07,160 说落语的话就可以上电视了 1646 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:08,520 噢 想引人注目喽？ 1647 01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:10,320 嗯 然后就这样 1648 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,000 我也当上落语家了 1649 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,420 这也是听了我老爸的遗言 1650 01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,580 说男人就得干一份到老也能干的行当 1651 01:16:15,580 --> 01:16:16,960 诶？ 你父亲去世了？ 1652 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:18,420 没有 还在呢 1653 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,980 不过我们家里每周日吃晚饭的时候 1654 01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:22,720 都会宣布本周的遗言 1655 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,680 每周？ —嗯 1656 01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,420 哎？ 我们家要不也试试好了 1657 01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:27,420 我上高中那会儿想的是 1658 01:16:27,420 --> 01:16:28,780 你看我不是挺擅长跟人聊天的吗 1659 01:16:28,780 --> 01:16:31,200 所以还想要不就做销售的工作吧 1660 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:32,300 但是干那行的 1661 01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,580 真正赚钱的只有老板啦 1662 01:16:33,580 --> 01:16:35,900 噢噢 说落语的话自己就是老板了呢 1663 01:16:35,900 --> 01:16:37,900 嗯 我也思考了很多呢 1664 01:16:37,900 --> 01:16:39,280 一边在华严瀑布底下浇着 1665 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:40,080 华严瀑布？ 1666 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:40,700 嗯 1667 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:42,700 在日光有那么一个瀑布的 1668 01:16:44,820 --> 01:16:45,940 东京就没有呢 1669 01:16:45,940 --> 01:16:47,940 可是东京有东京塔不是嘛 1670 01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:49,280 对哦 —嗯 1671 01:16:49,900 --> 01:16:53,180 所以今后也请继续支持志鱼的落语哦 1672 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:05,780 雄琴啊 1673 01:17:05,780 --> 01:17:07,620 对 可好啦 真的 1674 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:09,060 从这个房间看啊 1675 01:17:09,060 --> 01:17:10,860 景色特别漂亮 1676 01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:12,660 还能看到钓鱼的人 1677 01:17:12,660 --> 01:17:13,900 偶尔有游艇路过的时候 1678 01:17:13,900 --> 01:17:14,940 能钓到什么鱼？ 1679 01:17:14,940 --> 01:17:15,460 诶？ 1680 01:17:15,460 --> 01:17:16,520 能钓到什么鱼？ 1681 01:17:16,520 --> 01:17:18,880 不知道 大概是虾虎鱼之类的吧 1682 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,880 我也不知道 —虾虎鱼吗 1683 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:22,020 虾 虾虎鱼钓得到吗？ 1684 01:17:22,020 --> 01:17:23,720 不过反正是个好地方啦 1685 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:24,800 像宾馆似的？ 1686 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:25,660 与其说是宾馆 1687 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:27,660 更像是高级公寓啦 1688 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,040 去不去？我可是挺想去的 1689 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,080 像这里偶尔还可以跑跑步 1690 01:17:32,080 --> 01:17:33,420 跟前还有网球场什么的 1691 01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:34,940 不过应该挺远的吧 1692 01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:37,360 不远啊 很近 就在旁边啦 1693 01:17:37,360 --> 01:17:39,720 不喜欢？ 真挺好的 1694 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:41,380 也不是不喜欢啦 1695 01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:43,940 可是 —可我又不会说关西腔 1696 01:17:43,980 --> 01:17:45,660 诶？ 关西腔？ 1697 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,740 关西腔什么的 用不着的 1698 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:49,740 就说自己是东京来的就行 1699 01:17:51,120 --> 01:17:53,120 可是那边的客人都是关西人吧？ 1700 01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:54,460 是啊 —大部分都是吧？ 1701 01:17:54,460 --> 01:17:57,280 是 不过 你喜欢棒球吗？ 1702 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,240 还行吧 1703 01:17:58,240 --> 01:17:59,840 不过我也就是比较喜欢江川选手而已 1704 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,300 咱们不说江川 不是说那个 1705 01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:04,240 不过 去了那边的话 1706 01:18:04,400 --> 01:18:05,180 只要跟客人说 1707 01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:08,560 我喜欢阪神老虎队的哦 1708 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:10,520 请我吃日清拉面吧 1709 01:18:10,520 --> 01:18:12,520 只要这么说就 —就能行得通？ 1710 01:18:12,520 --> 01:18:13,980 嗯 可好了 1711 01:18:14,780 --> 01:18:15,720 你是怎么知道的？ 1712 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:19,060 因为啊 我的朋友在那边 —真的？ 1713 01:18:19,060 --> 01:18:20,340 她就跟客人说 请我吃松阪牛吧 1714 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:21,920 松阪牛排？ —对 1715 01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:24,420 松阪牛排啊 —所以说很棒啊 1716 01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:25,200 这儿还有松阪牛排哪 1717 01:18:25,220 --> 01:18:25,860 你不是喜欢吗？ 1718 01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:27,000 吃了这个之后人也会精神起来的 1719 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:27,980 哎 雄琴在哪一片儿呢？ 1720 01:18:28,020 --> 01:18:29,660 雄琴在哪来着 在这一带吧 1721 01:18:29,700 --> 01:18:31,800 这儿 就是这儿 1722 01:18:32,420 --> 01:18:36,240 承蒙关照 您最熟悉的 1723 01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:40,480 温厚的大力士 志肉的换废纸服务 1724 01:18:40,540 --> 01:18:42,240 又来到您身边了 1725 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:45,140 距离上次登场已经过去两周 1726 01:18:45,500 --> 01:18:48,260 您家里的旧报纸 旧杂志 1727 01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,780 一定也积攒下很多了吧 1728 01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,260 虽然如今的世道愈发艰辛 1729 01:18:53,420 --> 01:18:55,260 但让我们不要气馁 一起加油吧 1730 01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:57,520 早上好 —早上好 1731 01:18:57,520 --> 01:18:59,320 这个拜托了 1732 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,260 嘿咻 1733 01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:04,200 一 二 三 四 1734 01:19:05,580 --> 01:19:07,840 等等 这样可不行 1735 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,260 谢谢 给您两个 1736 01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:11,360 这边这位客人 来给您这个 1737 01:19:11,980 --> 01:19:13,260 好 谢谢啦 1738 01:19:13,260 --> 01:19:14,340 谢谢 1739 01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:16,020 好浪费啊 1740 01:19:16,020 --> 01:19:18,500 这么新的书就拿来换废纸了 1741 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:19,820 哎呀 还真是 1742 01:19:20,180 --> 01:19:22,820 哎 真夜 你都看什么书啊？ 1743 01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:25,860 我？ 我不怎么看书的 1744 01:19:25,860 --> 01:19:28,180 不看书那可不行 1745 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:29,820 读点儿传记什么的就挺好的 1746 01:19:29,820 --> 01:19:32,180 传记？ —对啊对啊 1747 01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:34,160 织田信长啦 德川家康啦 1748 01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:36,340 那个 看电视时也会很方便 1749 01:19:36,340 --> 01:19:37,720 像我就把信长的生活方法 1750 01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:39,120 都已经完全掌握了 1751 01:19:39,120 --> 01:19:40,160 真的？ —嗯 1752 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,560 那我下次也读一读看看吧 1753 01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:44,740 嗯 —喂 志肉哥 1754 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,260 咱们结婚吧 —诶？ 1755 01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:50,260 志肉收废纸为您服务 1756 01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:51,800 啊 您好您好 1757 01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:54,420 屡蒙关照 多谢 1758 01:19:56,420 --> 01:19:58,240 那个 这个星期日呢 1759 01:19:58,240 --> 01:20:00,740 在本牧亭有一场年轻落语家专场 1760 01:20:00,740 --> 01:20:02,160 到时候还请来捧个场 1761 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:02,820 好嘞 1762 01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:04,560 那这位太太给您两个 1763 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:05,780 来 这位太太给您一个 1764 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:07,420 谢谢 就在这个星期日 1765 01:20:07,420 --> 01:20:08,660 还请多多关照 1766 01:20:08,660 --> 01:20:11,080 谢谢 这个星期日 1767 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:12,620 这什么啊？ 1768 01:20:16,620 --> 01:20:17,980 给 谢谢光顾 1769 01:20:18,540 --> 01:20:20,340 就在这个星期日 1770 01:20:27,820 --> 01:20:28,980 冰淇淋 1771 01:20:31,140 --> 01:20:32,440 刚才的唱片不错吧？ 1772 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:35,180 嗯 这次也帮我录到磁带里吧 1773 01:20:35,180 --> 01:20:37,180 我在店里用 —嗯 1774 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:40,360 能不能把我的落语也在店里放啊？ 1775 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:42,360 等你说得再好一点儿吧 —嗯 1776 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:47,300 咦 姐 你那儿带着吻痕呢 1777 01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:51,160 给 喝一杯杯 —嗯 1778 01:20:51,160 --> 01:20:53,440 一杯杯 哈哈哈 1779 01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:57,000 嗯 谢谢 哈哈哈 1780 01:20:58,480 --> 01:20:59,620 给 1781 01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:03,000 哈 这做得可真够大的 1782 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,040 嗯 1783 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,300 偶尔像这样两个人出来玩一次 1784 01:21:06,300 --> 01:21:08,300 我干劲绷得有点儿足 1785 01:21:14,280 --> 01:21:16,960 真想带你去更远的地方啊 佐世子 1786 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,400 更远的地方？ 1787 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,660 热海啦 箱根啦 1788 01:21:23,100 --> 01:21:23,860 噢 1789 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:26,640 店里的忘年会时会去的所以不用啦 1790 01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:31,820 比起这些来 我更想去北方呢 1791 01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,360 北方啊 1792 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,380 鬼怒川啦 水上町啦 1793 01:21:40,100 --> 01:21:41,060 到时肯定很有意思 1794 01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:43,740 咱们俩一边泡着温泉一边打花牌 1795 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,100 呵呵呵 1796 01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:51,580 等你晋升成压轴演员时 咱们就去吧 1797 01:21:59,020 --> 01:22:00,000 腌萝卜 1798 01:22:01,860 --> 01:22:02,840 嗯 1799 01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:16,060 今天玩得真高兴啊 1800 01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:18,080 嗯 这个时节去挺好的 1801 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,260 咱们进去吧 1802 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,040 这可是旅馆啊 1803 01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,040 那个我当然知道 进去吧？ 1804 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:25,660 不要 1805 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,660 我什么也不会做的 1806 01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:29,740 骗人 1807 01:22:30,340 --> 01:22:32,000 志鱼你经常做这种事吗？ 1808 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,140 这是头一次啦 提像这样的邀请 1809 01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:35,740 真的？ 1810 01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:36,900 进去吧？ 1811 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:38,940 你是开玩笑的吧？ 1812 01:22:38,940 --> 01:22:39,900 嗯 1813 01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:42,800 送我回家吧 —嗯 1814 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:49,060 哎哎 志水你有女朋友的吧？ 1815 01:22:49,580 --> 01:22:52,260 诶？ 上次不是说了有嘛 1816 01:22:53,380 --> 01:22:55,420 有女朋友了干嘛还找我 1817 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:56,840 可是贵子 1818 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,640 上次在小酒店里不是说过了吗 1819 01:22:59,640 --> 01:23:00,740 我没听 1820 01:23:00,740 --> 01:23:01,900 说过的 1821 01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:03,900 你当时一脸无所谓的表情 1822 01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:05,260 在那喝威士忌来着不是嘛 1823 01:23:05,620 --> 01:23:07,740 可我现在不是那样的表情吧？ 1824 01:23:08,140 --> 01:23:09,320 算了 1825 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:11,060 咱们就停止男女之间那种关系 1826 01:23:11,060 --> 01:23:14,460 今后就保持中性的关系好了 1827 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:17,940 中性是什么啊 又不是洗洁剂 1828 01:23:18,080 --> 01:23:19,280 我要回去了 1829 01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:20,700 等一下 1830 01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:23,140 干炸薯片还没上呢 1831 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,660 吃完那个之后再回呗？ 1832 01:23:24,740 --> 01:23:28,720 也好 不过 我可要一个人回去 1833 01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:31,260 嗯 也行啦 1834 01:23:32,660 --> 01:23:34,980 不过我们真的要分手么? 1835 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,460 干炸薯片 1836 01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:53,060 堀切 1837 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:58,040 这里好冷清啊 1838 01:23:58,180 --> 01:23:59,900 啊 有气球店 1839 01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,680 已经倒闭啦 —真的？ 诶 1840 01:24:07,340 --> 01:24:08,560 马上就到我家了 1841 01:24:09,600 --> 01:24:11,460 还真是由美啊 —爸爸 1842 01:24:11,760 --> 01:24:12,660 你这可够晚的 1843 01:24:12,660 --> 01:24:15,040 啊 那个 这位是落语家志鱼先生 1844 01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:16,500 初次见面 我是志鱼 1845 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:17,780 这是我父亲 1846 01:24:18,140 --> 01:24:19,220 您好 1847 01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:26,220 今天你们一直在一起吗？ —对 1848 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,260 什么时候开始交往的？ 1849 01:24:28,260 --> 01:24:30,640 诶？两人单独见面今天是头一次 1850 01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:33,120 不好办哪 1851 01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,060 不管怎样 先让他来咱们家一趟吧 1852 01:24:36,060 --> 01:24:37,100 嗯 1853 01:24:38,660 --> 01:24:40,820 志鱼 我爸说让你来我家坐坐 1854 01:24:40,980 --> 01:24:42,420 也行啊 1855 01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:43,860 走吧？ —嗯 1856 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,400 欢迎 1857 01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,060 请 —谢谢 1858 01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,220 由美带男生到家里来 1859 01:24:58,220 --> 01:25:00,220 这还是头一次呢 1860 01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:02,220 是嘛 1861 01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,560 啊 请不要那么拘束 1862 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,920 不可能啦 妈 —是吗？ 1863 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,700 啊 不好意思 1864 01:25:07,700 --> 01:25:09,560 都没带日光的酱油腌菜来 1865 01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,000 哎呀 不用客气 1866 01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:14,560 落语是剧场曲艺的一种 1867 01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:16,900 讲述滑稽的故事使听众发笑 1868 01:25:17,140 --> 01:25:20,720 最后以包袱结尾 1869 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:29,300 你不用那么紧张啦 1870 01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:33,740 不好意思让你久等啦 1871 01:25:33,740 --> 01:25:34,480 没关系 1872 01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,480 我泡完澡习惯喝杯啤酒 1873 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,480 就不跟你客气了 1874 01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:51,600 嗳哟 1875 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,540 刚才我听由美说了 1876 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:56,160 你是说落语的 叫什么来着？ 1877 01:25:56,220 --> 01:25:57,320 我叫志鱼 1878 01:25:57,780 --> 01:26:00,260 我听说说落语是很难的 1879 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:03,260 不过 志鱼这名字从来没听过啊 1880 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:05,160 因为我还只是中场演员 1881 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:07,160 电视啦广播啦都还没上过呢 1882 01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,960 你都说些什么样的落语呢？ 1883 01:26:10,240 --> 01:26:11,660 很想听听看哪 1884 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:18,180 那就请让我来说一段吧 1885 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:19,680 诶？ 没关系吗？ 1886 01:26:27,700 --> 01:26:30,120 那咱们就来讲一席叫做二十四孝的 1887 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,120 关于孝敬父母的故事 1888 01:26:32,240 --> 01:26:34,000 你过来 过来 1889 01:26:34,320 --> 01:26:35,760 我还没想喝酒呢 1890 01:26:35,760 --> 01:26:37,260 谁说要让你喝酒了 1891 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:40,480 为什么你们家老是吵架呢？ 1892 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:43,040 这个大杂院里住了三十六户人家 1893 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:45,360 像这样隔三差五总吵架的 1894 01:26:45,500 --> 01:26:46,840 可就只有你们一家哎 1895 01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:04,320 不过孝行这东西还真是了不得啊 1896 01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,980 我脱得一丝不挂喝了酒睡到现在 1897 01:27:07,120 --> 01:27:08,380 都没一只蚊子叮我 1898 01:27:08,800 --> 01:27:10,700 这就是所谓的孝感天地了吧 1899 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,040 说什么傻话呢 1900 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:14,360 是我拿蒲扇给你扇了整整一晚上啊 1901 01:27:14,500 --> 01:27:15,980 这就是二十四孝的故事 1902 01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:27,060 堀切站 1903 01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:31,860 真不像样儿 1904 01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:34,440 跟志朝啦谈志他们比起来 1905 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:35,820 还差得远的呢 1906 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:38,760 因为我还是中场演员啊 1907 01:27:38,760 --> 01:27:40,540 您说的那些人都是压轴演员 1908 01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:42,180 演出经验也不一样啊 1909 01:27:43,660 --> 01:27:44,740 你多大了？ 1910 01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:46,220 二十三岁了 1911 01:27:46,680 --> 01:27:49,040 志朝啦谈志他们像你这么大的时候 1912 01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:50,760 说得可比这要好啊 1913 01:27:50,760 --> 01:27:52,140 可能是吧 1914 01:27:52,140 --> 01:27:54,260 但是这东西每个人情况不一样嘛 1915 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:57,580 就说上班族 哪怕是进公司第一年 1916 01:27:57,580 --> 01:28:00,040 一个月也能赚十万左右 1917 01:28:00,040 --> 01:28:02,040 你现在都靠什么生活呢？ 1918 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:04,040 这种事儿不用您来担心吧？ 1919 01:28:04,940 --> 01:28:07,640 你啊 要是觉得不服气的话 1920 01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:09,760 就把这个将棋残局解给我看看 1921 01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:12,760 我觉得爸爸说的没错 1922 01:28:13,400 --> 01:28:14,760 你说得确实不好 1923 01:28:16,180 --> 01:28:19,940 堀切站 1924 01:28:21,540 --> 01:28:23,080 我要回去了 1925 01:28:26,240 --> 01:28:27,520 告辞了 1926 01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:30,300 你好好练习练习再重新过来 1927 01:28:30,940 --> 01:28:32,380 下次再来玩啊 1928 01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:33,180 好的 1929 01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:35,940 可已经没电车了啊 1930 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,420 我坐飞机回去 1931 01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:57,900 没事儿吧由美？ 1932 01:28:58,160 --> 01:28:59,700 爸爸是不是说得有点儿太重了？ 1933 01:29:00,060 --> 01:29:02,020 他的眼睛挺大的呢 1934 01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:03,320 我先去换衣服 1935 01:29:18,060 --> 01:29:19,860 像怪物一样的荒川铁桥 1936 01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:20,980 可以看到汽车像怕漏下去一样 1937 01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,120 小心地在上面跑 1938 01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,020 志鱼 志鱼 1939 01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:25,300 听不到练小号的声音 1940 01:29:25,300 --> 01:29:26,600 安静得有些可怕 1941 01:29:27,320 --> 01:29:30,020 出租车亮着深夜价格的牌子 1942 01:29:30,020 --> 01:29:32,020 向北千住方向猛冲而去 1943 01:29:32,020 --> 01:29:34,920 相反方向的42点195公里处 1944 01:29:35,020 --> 01:29:38,100 是我的公寓 志鱼 志鱼 1945 01:29:38,100 --> 01:29:41,560 渡过背负着东武线和京成线的绫濑川 1946 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:44,620 走向仿佛会有妖怪冒出来的钟之渊 1947 01:29:44,960 --> 01:29:46,800 准备在圆德寺往左拐 1948 01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:47,860 据传以前钟纺美人化妆品 1949 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,620 就是在这一带制造的 志鱼 志鱼 1950 01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:11,080 被庆典灯笼所吸引 走进一条近道 1951 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:11,800 就看到神仙大人 1952 01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:14,060 在四叠半的狭窄空间里等待明天 1953 01:30:18,280 --> 01:30:20,720 钟之渊的站前大路上走着行人一名 1954 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,080 也许是因为特别显眼吧 1955 01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:24,080 塑料花都在将他欢迎 1956 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,160 走进水户街道里就看到 1957 01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,480 依然如昔的商店散发着蚊香的气味 1958 01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:33,760 正在做着商品展示 1959 01:30:37,320 --> 01:30:39,400 胶底短布袜一打三百八十日元 1960 01:30:39,400 --> 01:30:41,200 特色今川烧 六十日元 1961 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:43,400 松脆的炒奶油 一个一百日元 1962 01:30:43,400 --> 01:30:45,800 我得歇口气 志鱼 志鱼 1963 01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:51,300 三十多岁的艺妓和 1964 01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:52,900 四十多岁的出轨男人 1965 01:30:52,900 --> 01:30:54,860 睡在向岛区的屋顶下 1966 01:30:54,860 --> 01:30:56,460 已经快要天亮了 1967 01:30:56,820 --> 01:30:57,700 就像志菜说的那样 1968 01:30:57,700 --> 01:30:59,080 夏天的早晨来的真早 1969 01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:00,280 志鱼 志鱼 1970 01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:12,720 乌鸦嘎嘎叫着飞过天空 1971 01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:14,720 飞向吉原上空的乃是晓鸦 1972 01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:16,700 您听到了吗？ 志生师父 1973 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:19,540 还差一口气就到吾妻桥的啤酒厂了 1974 01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:21,960 不知为何走在河边的慢跑路线上 1975 01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,480 志鱼 志鱼 1976 01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:30,760 风从隅田川上吹了过来 1977 01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:32,160 东武线电车懒洋洋地刹着车 1978 01:31:32,160 --> 01:31:33,660 驶过隅田川 1979 01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:40,680 松屋也好啤酒工厂也好 1980 01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:40,700 都像世界末日一样安静 1981 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,220 啤酒还数吾妻桥 朝日啤酒 朝日啤酒 松屋 都像世界末日一样安静 1982 01:31:42,220 --> 01:31:42,260 都像世界末日一样安静 1983 01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:51,500 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1984 01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,780 仁丹 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1985 01:31:52,780 --> 01:31:53,020 过了吾妻桥 就能望到仁丹塔了 1986 01:31:53,220 --> 01:31:54,980 走进了许久不来的雷门 1987 01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:55,860 观音菩萨 1988 01:31:55,860 --> 01:31:58,060 志鱼一大早第一个来看您啦 1989 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:16,420 少了人形烧香气的商店街显得很寂寥 1990 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:20,880 不知不觉走向充满回忆的花园游乐园 1991 01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:22,360 如今那里是什么样呢？ 1992 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:24,080 国际剧场 1993 01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:25,580 国际剧场的舞女们 国际剧场 1994 01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:25,660 如今都过得怎么样呢？ 国际剧场 1995 01:32:25,660 --> 01:32:26,960 如今都过得怎么样呢？ 1996 01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:28,420 志鱼 志鱼 1997 01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:51,820 笨蛋 1998 01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:04,120 你高兴吗师兄？ 1999 01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:07,960 你这表情看不出来在高兴啊 2000 01:33:07,980 --> 01:33:08,820 哈哈哈 2001 01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:09,720 必须得庆祝一番 2002 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:10,640 眼镜眼镜 2003 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:11,680 志鱼师兄 2004 01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:12,780 志米师兄晋升压轴演员啦 2005 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:14,040 是志米师兄晋升哎 2006 01:33:14,180 --> 01:33:15,560 有什么好难以置信的？ 2007 01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:16,560 恭喜 2008 01:33:17,380 --> 01:33:18,860 太夸张啦你 2009 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,300 谢谢 2010 01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:24,220 现在正商量着 2011 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:25,620 大伙儿一起办个派对庆祝一下呢 2012 01:33:25,640 --> 01:33:26,960 您想在哪儿办啊？ 2013 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:28,820 在哪儿 不用不用 2014 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:30,420 用不着那么麻烦啦 2015 01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:33,320 啤酒 清酒 威士忌咱们喝哪个？ 2016 01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:34,800 喂 咱弄得盛大点儿 2017 01:33:34,800 --> 01:33:36,200 包一个啤酒店大喝一顿怎么样？ 2018 01:33:36,200 --> 01:33:39,700 好哎 耶 2019 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:49,260 来啦 志鱼吗？ 2020 01:33:49,260 --> 01:33:50,200 是我 2021 01:33:50,740 --> 01:33:52,200 请进 2022 01:33:53,980 --> 01:33:55,320 这是怎么啦？ 2023 01:33:56,740 --> 01:33:59,040 我要搬去雄琴了 2024 01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:02,240 真的？ 是关西吗？ —对 2025 01:34:02,240 --> 01:34:03,480 为什么啊？ 2026 01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:06,180 一个朋友说那边环境又好 空气又好 2027 01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:08,120 还可以打网球和慢跑 2028 01:34:08,120 --> 01:34:09,620 所以叫我一起去的 2029 01:34:09,620 --> 01:34:11,040 去了就不回来了吗？ 2030 01:34:11,440 --> 01:34:12,540 不好说 2031 01:34:15,120 --> 01:34:16,820 你到时过来不就好了 过来玩 2032 01:34:16,940 --> 01:34:18,580 安了电话之后我告诉你电话号 2033 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:21,480 说得轻巧 好远的 2034 01:34:23,480 --> 01:34:24,340 远吗？ 2035 01:34:28,340 --> 01:34:30,420 我当然也想去啦 2036 01:34:30,420 --> 01:34:32,420 那来不就好了？ 2037 01:34:36,040 --> 01:34:38,020 总觉得有点寂寞啊 2038 01:34:42,860 --> 01:34:44,800 哎 你跟高中生相处得怎么样啦？ 2039 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:46,580 你就别故意挖苦我了 2040 01:34:46,580 --> 01:34:48,160 我一直对她保密呢 2041 01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:51,920 不过 往后好像也没这个必要了 2042 01:34:56,820 --> 01:34:59,220 那个你想要吗？ 送给你吧？ 2043 01:34:59,220 --> 01:35:02,580 可以吗？ —我已经用不着了 2044 01:35:05,460 --> 01:35:06,900 我来帮你吧 2045 01:35:29,160 --> 01:35:33,300 别洒了啊 放这儿是吧 2046 01:35:40,720 --> 01:35:42,600 早啊 欢迎 2047 01:35:44,480 --> 01:35:46,760 都安排好了吧？ 2048 01:35:47,340 --> 01:35:51,580 啤酒够吗？ 可要好好弄啊 2049 01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:54,540 师兄来了就鼓掌啊 记得鼓掌 2050 01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:57,620 往后就得叫师父啦 2051 01:35:59,220 --> 01:36:01,400 喂 这桌的啤酒这也不够啊 2052 01:36:01,680 --> 01:36:02,860 你们都干嘛呢 2053 01:36:03,740 --> 01:36:05,740 再拿三瓶啤酒过来 三瓶 2054 01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:12,240 到时咱们热闹点儿 2055 01:36:14,340 --> 01:36:15,360 啊 师兄 2056 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:16,760 在这边儿 这边这边 2057 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:18,380 哇 2058 01:36:18,380 --> 01:36:22,880 恭喜恭喜 2059 01:36:26,820 --> 01:36:28,020 好 大伙 干杯干杯 2060 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,040 咱们来干杯了 2061 01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:31,140 干杯祝贺师兄晋升 2062 01:36:31,140 --> 01:36:33,000 端杯子 端杯子 2063 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,300 那就请致个词吧 2064 01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:35,440 那好 师兄 2065 01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:37,440 恭喜晋升压轴演员 2066 01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:39,440 干杯 2067 01:36:41,660 --> 01:36:43,860 来来来 大伙儿 2068 01:36:43,968 --> 01:36:45,680 坐坐坐 2069 01:36:46,208 --> 01:36:46,864 恭喜 2070 01:36:46,860 --> 01:36:48,464 师兄 我也会加油的 —诶？ 2071 01:36:48,496 --> 01:36:49,610 像师兄那样 为当上压轴演员努力 2072 01:36:49,744 --> 01:36:51,664 是嘛 行 加油吧 2073 01:36:51,690 --> 01:36:53,408 来倒上 —恭喜 2074 01:36:53,504 --> 01:36:55,290 一点心意啊 真的今天 2075 01:36:55,320 --> 01:36:57,248 太谢谢大伙儿了 2076 01:36:57,312 --> 01:36:58,208 恭喜 2077 01:36:58,464 --> 01:37:01,568 师兄 今天嫂子怎么没来啊？ 2078 01:37:01,900 --> 01:37:05,120 诶？ 不是 她一会儿来 会来的 2079 01:37:05,312 --> 01:37:05,856 这样啊 2080 01:37:05,936 --> 01:37:08,190 谢谢大伙 啊你也满上 —谢谢 2081 01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:09,536 今天真太谢谢了 2082 01:37:09,808 --> 01:37:11,776 都多喝点儿啊 2083 01:37:12,016 --> 01:37:13,264 你们看师兄可真够高兴的 2084 01:37:13,360 --> 01:37:15,056 可不是 多高兴啊 2085 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:16,912 师兄这也已经熬了二十年了 2086 01:37:16,976 --> 01:37:18,800 二十年？　师兄这回可真熬出头了 2087 01:37:18,864 --> 01:37:20,120 为什么这么久才让晋升呢 2088 01:37:20,464 --> 01:37:21,552 噢噢噢 2089 01:37:25,008 --> 01:37:26,544 哟哟咿个哟咿 2090 01:37:29,472 --> 01:37:31,792 好球 好球 2091 01:37:37,424 --> 01:37:40,880 打棒球的话 2092 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:44,560 就要像这样来哟 2093 01:37:44,896 --> 01:37:46,960 出局 上垒 2094 01:37:47,152 --> 01:37:50,560 哟哟咿个哟咿 2095 01:37:50,704 --> 01:37:54,080 哟哟咿个哟咿 2096 01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:58,320 哈哈哈 2097 01:37:58,400 --> 01:37:59,840 好球 2098 01:38:15,312 --> 01:38:17,152 要是上了年纪说得还是这么差 2099 01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:18,992 可怎么办啊师兄 2100 01:38:19,344 --> 01:38:21,360 不可能总是这个样子的啦 2101 01:38:21,776 --> 01:38:23,072 会变的 2102 01:38:24,544 --> 01:38:26,352 好想一直继续说落语啊 2103 01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:27,648 嗯 2104 01:38:28,816 --> 01:38:30,784 落语应该不会垮掉的吧？ 2105 01:38:30,832 --> 01:38:32,010 像公司那样 2106 01:38:32,304 --> 01:38:33,904 也许会垮吧 2107 01:38:34,112 --> 01:38:35,072 不过真到那天 2108 01:38:35,808 --> 01:38:37,776 日本一定也垮掉了 2109 01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:40,976 嗯 好想快点当上压轴演员啊 2110 01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:42,848 是啊 2111 01:38:44,784 --> 01:38:46,720 喂 志菜 2112 01:38:47,312 --> 01:38:48,960 过来一下　－好 2113 01:39:37,136 --> 01:39:41,072 似曾相识的气氛 2114 01:39:41,744 --> 01:39:47,856 在这一刻将我欢迎 2115 01:39:48,496 --> 01:39:54,480 似曾相识的气氛 2116 01:39:54,576 --> 01:40:00,336 仿佛将在火车站聚拢 2117 01:40:04,944 --> 01:40:10,176 把一本正经的话 2118 01:40:11,808 --> 01:40:16,336 收进口袋 2119 01:40:18,368 --> 01:40:21,072 系上丝带作为礼物 2120 01:40:21,072 --> 01:40:24,592 送给那让人产生魔法般情绪的 2121 01:40:24,970 --> 01:40:30,640 不可思议的孩子 2122 01:40:31,728 --> 01:40:36,112 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2123 01:40:36,288 --> 01:40:37,776 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2124 01:40:38,096 --> 01:40:43,904 并不会感到寂寞 2125 01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:49,280 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2126 01:40:49,360 --> 01:40:51,150 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2127 01:40:51,390 --> 01:40:56,624 在南风中渐渐隐去 2128 01:41:14,140 --> 01:41:20,512 似曾相识的气氛 2129 01:41:20,510 --> 01:41:26,640 指引我到这个位置 2130 01:41:27,264 --> 01:41:33,264 似曾相识的气氛 2131 01:41:33,264 --> 01:41:38,784 仿佛将渲染这假日 2132 01:41:44,128 --> 01:41:49,040 将机智的话语 2133 01:41:50,544 --> 01:41:55,376 用口红装饰 2134 01:41:56,912 --> 01:42:02,784 系上丝带作为礼物 2135 01:42:03,584 --> 01:42:07,104 送给那为人带来五彩心情的 2136 01:42:07,264 --> 01:42:09,360 有趣的孩子 2137 01:42:10,304 --> 01:42:14,480 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2138 01:42:14,672 --> 01:42:16,730 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2139 01:42:17,088 --> 01:42:23,296 并不会感到寂寞 2140 01:42:23,680 --> 01:42:27,936 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2141 01:42:28,192 --> 01:42:29,728 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2142 01:42:30,144 --> 01:42:36,160 在南风中渐渐隐去 2143 01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:41,152 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2144 01:42:41,296 --> 01:42:42,896 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2145 01:42:43,376 --> 01:42:49,440 并不会感到寂寞 2146 01:42:50,064 --> 01:42:54,464 Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ａｇａｉｎ 2147 01:42:54,496 --> 01:42:56,240 ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｍｏｏｄ 2148 01:42:56,432 --> 01:43:06,128 在南风中渐渐隐去 136739

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