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Back up!
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Get your ass back!
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I don't know who you
think you messing with,
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but I'll tell you got...
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Oh, shit.
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He gonna fucking eat my ass.
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You're gonna eat my ass
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and set me on fire or
some shit, ain't you?
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Who are you? Huh?
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Where am I? Tell me... tell me...
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Tell me where I'm at.
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Oh,
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wait a minute. Do you work...
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Do you work for Karl Stromberg?
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I said do you work for Karl Stromberg?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Okay, we in it. This is it.
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We're doing it. Okay, Karl!
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I like it. I like it.
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Um, okay. Shit.
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Okay. Let me see where are...
where are we in the script.
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God, my adrenaline is
flowing so much. You got me.
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I thought you was really
trying to eat my ass.
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All right. Uh, okay.
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Three, two, one.
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- Okay. Rice, peas, carrots.
- Let's go.
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You know, I've been
searching the globe for you.
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You're a hard man to
find Mr. Bartholomew.
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I think you got a line.
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You got a line.
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Uh, you say your part,
then I'll react off of that
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because what you
say sets me up to now...
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Unless you're not union. Are...
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Is he union or no?
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Guys, can you not... Okay.
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Oh, rewrite.
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There must've been pink pages.
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Okay, uh, let me get back in it.
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What you gonna do with those?
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Chop off my finger?
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Hmm? Cut off my leg, my foot?
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Newsflash, I only need
one foot to kick your ass.
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That is a trailer moment.
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Guys, I only...
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Good evening.
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Do not use the shears on this man.
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Is that... is that the producer?
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Is that Karl? Karl!
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He must atone for his sins.
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What is that, atone
for my... I don't know.
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He must feel the pain
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he has made others feel.
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Yeah, I'm lost, guys.
I don't know where we are.
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Um, if we're gonna do a rewrite,
GR's gotta give me the pages.
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I'll stay in it. I'll stay in it. Um...
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Okay. All right. Okay.
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Why don't we...
why don't we take it easy?
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'Cause I know why you're mad, huh?
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You mad because I... Stop right there.
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Let's stop right there. No, no, no.
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Let's make that your mark.
Whoa. No. Stop right there.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey!
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Count to ten.
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No. Fuck you! Wait.
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, man! Hey!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Don't cut my dick. Don't cut my dick.
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That's a... Okay. Using it...
Use... I'mma use it.
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Stay in it.
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Yeah!
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One, two...
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Come on. Come on.
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Dammit. No, not today.
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Yeah! Did we get it? Huh?
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Spin it. We got it. Yeah.
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Come and lay your ass, Montoya.
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This looks incredible. It's so good.
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Shit.
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It's Montoya's men.
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Jordan? The hell are you doing here?
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Son of a bitch. Did they hurt you?
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Hmm? Did they hurt you?
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Kevin, what the hell is going on?
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The uranium heist.
That's what's going on.
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- The what?
- I already handled Bartholomew.
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But General Montoya,
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he's not gonna let us off this easy.
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What the hell are you talking about?
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Shit.
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I was walking my dog
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and someone hit me in the fucking neck
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with a tranquilizer dart.
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- Huh?
- And I ended up here.
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What are you talking about?
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You didn't talk to Karl Stromberg?
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Who?
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Karl Stromberg. About the movie.
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Right now, we're in it.
This is the movie.
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It's a live action movie.
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We're improving all the action scenes.
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No green screen, no fucking cables.
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It's real. Raw.
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It's gonna take my acting career
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and my action status to the next level.
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So this is all your fault?
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Well, I mean, this
my script. It took me...
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I don't know how long to develop it
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- but Karl did...
- What the hell is your problem?
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Stop. What are you...
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- What is wrong with you?
- Shit. Ow!
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- I didn't do anything.
- Shit. That's sharp.
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How long were you laying on that?
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Damn it.
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And why you got an attitude?
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This is a simple outline.
It's a lay-up, okay?
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I'm a triple agent.
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MI7, I'm the highest of high, right?
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Like you can't get
higher than where I am.
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But you, you're my love interest.
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They took you hostage 'cause they
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knew it's the only way to get to me.
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So now I'm here and I got to get you.
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- You understand what I'm saying?
- You're classic,
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and I'm pretty sure that
kidnaping is a felony.
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Well, I'm pretty sure that
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when you're an adult,
they don't call it kidnapping.
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- So that's... that's pathetic.
- Fuck you, Kevin.
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What do you mean, fuck me?
Why you mad at me?
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You should be mad at Karl Stromberg.
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I do not know who that is.
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Shh.
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You don't want them to hear you.
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Who? Who will hear me?
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There's no one here, and
do not say Karl Stromberg.
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Are you saying Strum or Strong?
Is it Strongberg, Stromberg?
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'Cause I don't know what that... Okay.
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Hey, hey, there are cameras everywhere.
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We're filming a movie.
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Where? Where?
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There are no cameras anywhere.
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Will you look around?
There's cameras everywhere.
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Okay, listen, listen.
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All I need you to do is
just grasp what's going on.
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This is a big opportunity
for both of us.
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Okay, just get in character.
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Please?
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They got this place locked
down tighter than Fort Knox.
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Oh, God. You're right. It's tight out.
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Those motherfuckers
knew I will come rescue you,
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a beautiful damsel in
distress like yourself.
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Yeah. Thank you for rescuing me.
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Just like any woman,
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I wouldn't know what to
do if a man didn't show up
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to save me and tell me to eat
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so I don't starve and breathe oxygen.
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- So that I don't suffocate.
- Let's cut. Let's cut.
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Can we cut?
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Keyword with me.
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- I'd rather not.
- Please?
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- Okay.
- Thank you.
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All right, guys, wanna go again?
All right. Self action.
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Do you have any idea what's
on the outside of that door?
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It's dangerous men on
the other side of that door.
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I'm talking mercenaries,
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killers, ninjas,
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failed karate school instructors,
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people that wanna do bad things
to me just because they can.
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There's a bounty on my fucking head.
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I'll tell you what, Esmeralda...
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I'll pay that bounty,
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and I will give them my head
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if it meant saving your life
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so that you could finish med school
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and open up that clinic
that you always wanted...
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Ow, shit!
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Open up that clinic that
you always wanted...
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Esmeralda, wait.
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Esmeralda, hey!
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Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
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You leave her out of here, you hear me?
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She's got nothing to do with this.
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This is between me, you,
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and the 78,000 kilos of stolen uranium.
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All right. That's how you wanna have it.
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Let's have at it.
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I'm so over this.
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Kevin, next time you
have a terrible movie idea,
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leave me out of it, yeah?
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Oh, shit.
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I'm sorry, but did this
central casting goon
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just hit me in the face
with a real fucking axe?
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Cut. No, no, no.
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- We need to cut right now.
- No.
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- I don't know what...
- Don't cut. Don't cut.
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... production this is but I
need to speak to a producer...
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Is that all you've got?
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Jordan, let me get in there now.
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Slam his ass.
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Jordan, let my character
get some, tag me in.
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Yeah.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Yeah.
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Whoo! We got that.
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What a scene.
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Good job.
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Here.
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I think I'm the one that was supposed
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to kick his ass, though.
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'Cause I'm the lead,
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so I'm quite sure that
was supposed to be me.
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But we'll fix it in the post...
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Go, go, go, go!
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That guy was trying to kill me.
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Kevin, not acting. Not a movie.
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- Literally trying to kill me!
- No.
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It's cinema verité.
I know it's a little different,
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- but that's what it is.
- Different?
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A little fucking different, Kevin?
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Whoa. Are you okay?
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Yeah, I know you're just
trying to get me to apologize.
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No, no, no.
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- Just give me a second. What?
- Kevin.
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You've been hit with
a real fucking bullet.
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That's not real blood.
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What...
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- Of course it's real blood!
- No. Taste it.
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I'm not gonna taste your blood, Kevin.
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You can. You can. It's pig's blood.
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- No...
- It's not my blood.
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Does that feel fake?
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- Ow! Ow!
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
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- Shit.
- I gotta lay down.
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I gotta lay down.
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Kevin! Kevin!
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No, no, no, no. Wait, look.
There's a photographer. Look.
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He wants your picture. There.
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God.
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What the fuck?
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