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I mean, I'm 30,000
feet in the air, right?
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They're saying, "Kevin, come on, please.
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"Kevin, you got to put on a parachute."
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Everybody's going, "Please, please Kev."
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This point, they're begging me.
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Well, tell me that the story ends
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with you wearing the parachute.
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Absolutely fucking not. No.
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No, no. I wanted to be authentic, right?
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- It's got to be real.
- Yeah.
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You know what Tom
Cruise calls parachutes?
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Diapers.
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Is that because they fill
up when you're falling?
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No. Tom told me, he said,
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"Kevin, if they put me in a parachute,
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"they might as well put a diaper on me
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"and send me to pasture."
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Look, Kevin...
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You know, based on the
success of the first one,
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we see massive franchise potential
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with The Jeffersons.
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And, you know, your
agent just keeps saying
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that you might be
waffling on doing a sequel.
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And I'm just here to ask,
is it about the money?
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Look, Deb, The Jeffersons
is amazing, right?
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We did amazing work
there, but I'll be honest,
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when I walk on that set,
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I feel like I'm being babysat.
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I mean, they give me
goddamn stunt coordinators.
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I have... I have stage managers,
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uh, wires, green screens.
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Yes. And-and somehow you still manage
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to jump out of an
airplane without a chute.
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I wasn't telling the truth
when I told you that,
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but I forgot to say I was lying, so...
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Let's take a pause, right?
Put a pin in that
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so you understand that wasn't the truth.
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I had to make that up.
It was pretending.
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But you know why I got to pretend?
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Because I'm not a real action star, Deb.
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Kevin, you took a
sitcom about a dry cleaner
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and you turned him into
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motherfucking Jason Bourne, okay?
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You are a real action star.
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No, not yet.
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- Not yet?
- No.
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But I will be when you
fund my next project.
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Okay.
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Deb, now look, what
I'm about to tell you
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is gonna seem crazy at
first, but I promise you,
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if you give it a chance, you'll get it.
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Close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Deb, I want you to picture yourself
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going up a mountain.
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On the ground, let's
go, come on, come on!
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All right, you rich assholes!
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Move it! Rolexes, jewelry,
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all your fancy shit!
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What is taking so long?
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Put it in the bag. Let's go.
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Just stay calm. Stay calm.
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Everything shiny. Let's go.
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Put it in the bag. Let's go.
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They're coming this way.
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I don't have all day here.
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Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Trying to hide, little man?
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The fuck did you just call me?
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Bet you got a big wallet
for such a little man.
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Now put it in the bag!
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You want my wallet?
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Huh?
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Get back, I got this.
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You got what?
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I want your gun! Shit.
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You believe this fucking clown?
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Give me your gun and sit down.
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Whoa.
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What, you're gonna be
the first man in history
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to shoot somebody with the safety on?
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- What?
- Huh?
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I don't like guns.
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Ah, shit.
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- No, cut him out.
- Goddammit. Shit.
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Nice to beef you,
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motherfucker.
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Hey, it's not about me, it's about you.
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I'm glad that everybody's safe.
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It's a crazy world that we're living in.
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- A lot of nut jobs out here.
- Oh, Kevin...
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Kevin, what just happened?
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Real goddamn action.
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- That's what just happened.
- Okay.
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Real fucking action.
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That's the adrenaline that I want
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audiences across the globe to feel, Deb.
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So this... this is... was all staged?
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Yeah. All of it, they're actors.
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I just wanna give you
a little taste of what
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- our movie was about, right?
- Oh, my God.
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This is the movie that we're gonna make.
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So what I did was I
brought an outline, right?
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A little rough outline
to give you a little idea
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about what we're gonna do.
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- Oh, boy.
- Right?
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The world of our movie
lives in improvised action,
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and spontaneous ass-whoopings.
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That's what this is about.
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That guy spontaneously
hit you with a gun.
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You talking about Larry?
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Larry, hey, you got me good.
I'm gonna feel that one.
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Yeah, you are.
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You're goddamn right. Fucking Larry.
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You're not well.
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Oh, no, you're not well.
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This is about me getting the respect
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that I deserve as an action star, Deb.
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What is it that you want me to say here?
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What do I want you to
say, Deb? I want you to say,
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"I'll do it."
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My answer is no.
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Never. This-this is
never going to happen.
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Not at my studio or anyone else's.
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- No.
- Please.
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- No.
- Can you just give it a...
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Can you just give it a...
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Deb, can you just...
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Can you just please
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give it a... give it a read?
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- Oh.
- Okay? Here.
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There you go.
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That's all... that's all I want.
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Can you just...
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I'll read it.
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We did it!
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Yeah!
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Hello, Mr. Green Light.
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She loved it, right?
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I told you she was gonna love it.
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What's the budget she
gave you? $300 million?
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$400... $500 million for this?
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Just drive.
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I am so sorry. Kevin, that's not...
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That is not fair. You
are a king, and this town
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doesn't deserve you. Do you hear me?
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You are a king. You are my king.
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Praise, praise.
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Wait a second. Is that her right there?
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Is that her, the one
throwing away the script?
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Is that her right there?
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Excuse me, ma'am.
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Excuse me, ma'am, in the red jacket.
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How are you?
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Kevin Darnell Hart
is a national treasure.
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- A national...
- Just drive the car.
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We're gonna drive the car,
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- but honestly...
- Andre.
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... get your shit together.
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Nice to meet you.
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Drive the fucking car, Andre!
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Today is gonna be
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the most amazing day
of your life. Your paper.
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You say the same thing every day, Andre,
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and every day you're wrong.
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Oh, well, come on. You're just cranky
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because you haven't had
your tofu tahini smoothie.
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I'll get that for you right
now. Sophie, his TT.
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I really hate that you call it that.
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- Here you go.
- There we go.
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Big gulps. There you go.
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No, I'm cranky
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because the movie of my
dreams just flamed, okay?
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Now I don't know what
I'm gonna do with my life.
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Well, I mean, come on,
man. You still have us.
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That's amazing, right? You have us.
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The hell does that mean? Who?
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Hannah, Sophie, me, your
man, TJ, right over here.
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I'm talking about your village.
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I know what you need.
I know what you need.
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A massage.
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Nina, you all set up
with the new hot stones?
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I can be in about ten minutes.
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She can be in about ten minutes.
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Kevin, the crew are
ready whenever you are.
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Yeah, I'm ready.
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You got this!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go.
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Oh, God. How you doing?
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Good, great. Kev...
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Now just pretend you're
biking through the Swiss Alps.
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We'll CG the Alps in later.
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What is that?
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I'm on foot though.
I need a bike, right?
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We'll CG that in too. Action!
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- You just want me to...
- Just go for it.
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Act like I'm riding a bike?
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Exactly.
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Straight arms.
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Kevin, look at this.
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Hey, man, not... No.
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I can't... I can't do this shit.
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I can't. I... I cannot
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do this shit anymore.
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All right, I'm tired of the CGI
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and the goddamn green screens,
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all this fake shit.
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No, uh...
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I want real fucking action.
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Kevin, no.
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Nina, what's the ETA
on those hot stones?
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It appears A-list actor Kevin Hart
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is back in the news again.
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Star of the high octane
reboot of The Jeffersons,
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Hart has spent his own money
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destroying a high-end
Hollywood restaurant
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in an attempt to woo a studio boss
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into financing what he refers to
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as a cinema verite-style action film.
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This comes just a year
after the actor famously fired
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his longtime stuntman Doug Eubanks,
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in the middle of production.
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The decision that left
insiders dumbfounded.
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Bring me this man.
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Bring me this...
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Kevin Hart.
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Wow. This is big, man.
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No, like, this is really big.
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Andre, I don't think you understand.
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I cast my dream out into
the universe and guess what?
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Karl Stromberg comes running.
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Absolutely. Yeah, yeah.
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But I got to say,
boss, I... I don't like it.
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I mean, you don't even
know this guy, right?
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I tried to look him up and
nothing came up on Google.
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Duh. It's because he's European.
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They got their own Google.
Everybody knows that, all right?
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Listen, the guy's loaded,
got tons of money.
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And if his desire
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is to make my movie,
then so be it, I'm good.
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I can't do it, boss.
I am so sorry. I can't do it.
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My job is to look out
for your best interest,
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- and I don't really think that...
- Uh, what did you just say?
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It's my job to look out for your...
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It is not your job. As a matter of fact,
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that's the complete
opposite of your job.
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You know who looks out for me, Andre?
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Me. That's who looks
out for me. Me. Okay?
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- You know what? Pull over.
- What?
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Pull over. I'm driving myself.
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- I don't want you to drive.
- No. Kevin, no, no, no, no, no.
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- No.
- Kevin, you can't drive your...
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- Yeah, I can. I do not need you.
- You need me. You need me.
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Correction... I don't need you.
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I didn't need my stuntman.
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I damn sure don't need an assistant
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telling me how to
live my life. Pull over.
258
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Don't... don't hold the
wheel in the middle.
259
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Shut up, Andre.
260
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I said shut up.
261
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- I'm... Yeah.
- I know how to drive.
262
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We know. We all know.
263
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:24,582
He knows how to drive a car. We know.
264
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:27,460
But let's say you put your
hand down, you pop it in D.
265
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:29,295
- Pop it in first.
- No, that's reverse. Whoa.
266
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:30,921
You know what? Why don't I help you out?
267
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:31,922
I'll get in there.
268
00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,758
I'll start her up. I'll roll out.
269
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Everybody will think it was you.
270
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- I don't want your help.
- Okay, good.
271
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- Good, good, good, good, good.
- Yeah, smooth. Very smooth.
272
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,975
- You're leaving.
- Yeah. Fuck off.
273
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,477
I'll drive all the way home.
274
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:09,460
So, Karl... Karl, what is it, uh,
275
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,254
what is it that you
do for a living, man?
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00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:14,336
I made my fortune
277
00:11:14,479 --> 00:11:16,300
mining precious metals.
278
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:17,802
Mmm.
279
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,527
Now I finance films,
280
00:11:19,950 --> 00:11:21,845
primarily in the Balkans,
281
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:23,413
once in North Korea.
282
00:11:23,506 --> 00:11:25,640
It's probably hard to get
permits over there, huh?
283
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,060
Permits are for cowards.
284
00:11:28,998 --> 00:11:30,041
Your outline...
285
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,818
Is dangerous.
286
00:11:33,195 --> 00:11:34,528
It's violent.
287
00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:37,071
It's almost no narrative
that makes sense
288
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,750
to a regular human being.
289
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,202
I am not a regular human being. No.
290
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I am Karl Stromberg.
291
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Yeah.
292
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,834
And that is why...
293
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:53,171
I will finance this film for you.
294
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,882
What did you just say to me?
295
00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,802
You're telling me that you're going
296
00:11:57,803 --> 00:11:59,859
finance my goddamn movie?
297
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,012
Huh?
298
00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:03,848
Dude, you just made my day, man.
299
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:06,434
And I don't have to do my pitch,
because my pitch is expensive.
300
00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,019
I ain't wanna break all
this glass stuff in here
301
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,186
because I know I got to pay for it.
302
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:12,023
Dude, you... I was
in a dark place, Karl.
303
00:12:12,024 --> 00:12:13,774
I was in a real dark place, man.
304
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,985
You just pulled me out of a dark place.
305
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,403
It's because people underestimate you.
306
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,436
Yeah.
307
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,934
When you left comedy for the action,
308
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:22,491
they said you'd fail.
309
00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:23,511
They did?
310
00:12:23,512 --> 00:12:25,158
When you fired your stuntman
311
00:12:25,165 --> 00:12:26,973
to do your own stunts,
312
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,915
- they said you would fail.
- You heard about that?
313
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,282
Everyone heard about that.
314
00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:34,295
It's only you and Tom Cruise
who do your own stunts now.
315
00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:36,380
That's... that's a fact.
316
00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:38,207
Two peas in a pod, man.
317
00:12:38,231 --> 00:12:39,733
What's going on? What you doing?
318
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,137
This film, Kevin,
319
00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,057
will put you
320
00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:48,163
in your own category.
321
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,146
One pea...
322
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:54,148
In one pod.
323
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,400
Yes, right. That's right.
324
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,944
One pea, one pod.
325
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,572
Hell yeah.
326
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,448
That's what it's supposed to be, Karl.
327
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,449
You know what, man?
328
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,660
I know we just met, but
I feel like I've known you
329
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:08,245
for a long time because you get me.
330
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,729
I'm so sick of this...
331
00:13:10,177 --> 00:13:12,930
This CG and this green screen shit.
332
00:13:14,245 --> 00:13:16,205
So what'd you think of the
story, Karl, about me getting...
333
00:13:16,217 --> 00:13:18,964
No one watches movies for the story.
334
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:19,965
Yeah.
335
00:13:20,231 --> 00:13:21,676
They'll watch it for the action...
336
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:24,637
And the nudity.
337
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:28,725
I don't really...
338
00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:31,561
I don't really have
any dick in my script.
339
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:33,355
But if you want something,
340
00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:34,647
you feel like people wanna see dick,
341
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,190
I can add some dick.
342
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,858
- Mmm.
- I can... I'm... I'm not afraid
343
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:40,528
to go full frontal. I'll do it. Right?
344
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,113
If that's what the people want.
345
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:44,240
My biggest thing
though is the action, man.
346
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,283
I just don't... I don't
wanna see it coming, right?
347
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,454
- I wanna be caught off guard.
- You will shit your pants.
348
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:49,496
What are you talking about?
349
00:13:49,497 --> 00:13:50,871
We will have to change your pants,
350
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,373
forget about the old times,
351
00:13:52,374 --> 00:13:55,252
for when you shit your pants.
352
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,712
'Cause I'm scared?
353
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,714
- You will shit.
- I... I will shit.
354
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:01,007
- You will shit...
- Yeah.
355
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:02,591
- ... your pants.
- I'll shit my goddamn pants.
356
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,969
You will shit!
357
00:14:04,435 --> 00:14:06,679
- I wanna shit.
- You will shit.
358
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,347
- All right. I wanna shit.
- You wanna shit?
359
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,682
Yeah, I will shit.
360
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,892
You shit your pants!
361
00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:14,562
I'm ready to shit my pants, Karl!
362
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,760
I wanna shit my pants!
363
00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:17,858
Right now!
364
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:21,193
When... when do we start, so I can shit?
365
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,612
We already have.
366
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,282
There's a camera
hidden right behind you.
367
00:14:28,363 --> 00:14:31,788
Oh... I think I see it.
368
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,123
The little, the black, the um,
space with the black, right?
369
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:46,178
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