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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,920 Jakarta is flooding 2 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,720 There's a raging wind in Bogor 3 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,640 My house is on fire 4 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:54,960 Because the stove exploded 5 00:00:55,040 --> 00:01:00,320 I get up and go back to bed 6 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:09,720 I sleep all the time 7 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,680 Even though my house is on fire 8 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,920 Thanks to the exploding stove 9 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:22,040 Hey, get up! 10 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:27,240 Be careful of the stove 11 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:37,720 Why put on such a long face? 12 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,520 Why are you so quiet? 13 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,480 I am your friend 14 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:48,080 Not your enemy 15 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:52,080 My house is on fire 16 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:55,640 Thanks to the exploding stove 17 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,480 Hey, get up! 18 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:05,840 Be careful of the stove 19 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:13,600 Hey, guys! Who ordered Mama Pizza? 20 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,240 That's mine. 21 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,800 -Why is it so small? -I don't know. 22 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,880 Why did you only bring me two boxes? 23 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,200 You wanna fight? 24 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:24,840 -No. -With this guy? 25 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,560 -No. -Because I'm scared of you. 26 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,560 Me too. 27 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:07,480 That's enough. 28 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:15,520 Don't worry, 29 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:17,000 I'll bring them home. 30 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,640 In time, we will all have to come home. 31 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,080 Lunatic. 32 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:32,600 Hey, come here. 33 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,440 -Are you talking to me? -Yes, you. Come here. 34 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,000 -What do you want? -Give me your money. 35 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:39,920 How much? 36 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,200 -Twenty thousand. -Come on. 37 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,080 My allowance is only 10,000. 38 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:45,600 Fine, give it to me! 39 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,240 You're too late, sir. You should have asked for it this morning, 40 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,680 when I still had it. 41 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,080 I only have 2,000 left. 42 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,480 Fine, give it to me! 43 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,040 Here's the thing, though. 44 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:57,560 I live far from here, 45 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,960 about four blocks away. 46 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:02,840 I have to take two buses to get home. Each ride costs me 2,500 rupiahs. 47 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,360 So I need double that amount. 48 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,680 -How much? -Five thousand. 49 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,880 -Do you have it? -I think so. 50 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:10,160 Give it to me 51 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:13,440 -and I'll give the rest of my allowance. -Okay. 52 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,400 Thanks, sir. 53 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,440 This is not bad for head lice. 54 00:04:19,519 --> 00:04:20,640 Do you have lice? 55 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,160 -How much is this? -Two thousand. Take it. 56 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,440 Hey. 57 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,640 Someone extorted me, but I made a profit. 58 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,520 -Where? -The big guy over there. 59 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,280 Come on, let's go! 60 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,320 Hey, big brother. Please extort us. 61 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,720 Like you extorted money from our friend. 62 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:40,320 I'd like 10,000 rupiahs, please. Wait, brother. 63 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,160 Bang Jali 64 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,320 He loves to move his body 65 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,440 Bang Jali 66 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:58,560 Won't you share your tips with me 67 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,600 -Brother. -Hey. 68 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,520 Your dancer is not bad. 69 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,480 Isn't he great? 70 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,160 I want to take him home. 71 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,440 Find someone else. 72 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,760 He's mine. 73 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,440 Is this real money? 74 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,960 Don't touch my money! 75 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,240 You might be tempted to steal it from me. 76 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,080 Don't even try. What about you? 77 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:28,800 -Do you have any money? -You know I don't have a stable income. 78 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:30,960 The bitter truth of a street fighter's life. 79 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,720 Full of violence. 80 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,920 I took a lot of hits today 81 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,520 from the kids. 82 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,520 I have five buckets worth of cash. 83 00:05:40,600 --> 00:05:42,440 -Large buckets. -Let me see. 84 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,280 Not now. I don't have it on me yet. 85 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,080 We need to rob a bank first. 86 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,040 Really, I want to rob a bank. 87 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:51,440 -Are you in? -Wow. 88 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:52,720 It sounds exciting. 89 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:55,320 I'm really good at robbing and stealing. 90 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:59,800 Without a professional like me, your plan would be screwed. 91 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,800 I'm definitely in for this job. 92 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,560 So which bank do we want to rob? 93 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,720 What if we rob Bank INI? 94 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,120 Don't rob Bank INI. It belongs to my neighbor. 95 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,240 How about if rob Bank ITU? 96 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,800 Too many security guards at Bank ITU. 97 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,720 How about if we rob Bank SITU? 98 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,320 Too many ghosts at Bank SITU. 99 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,440 How about if we rob Bank INI? 100 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:24,880 But you said it belongs to your neighbor? 101 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,800 Well, he's an arrogant neighbor. Never says hi to me. 102 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,200 -I think it's okay to rob him. -Okay then. 103 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,080 -We have a deal to rob Bank INI? -Deal. So it's settled. Fine. 104 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,800 What are you doing with a bicycle gear? 105 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:47,000 We're not going to fight students. 106 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:49,120 Why would you bring that thing with you? 107 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,840 That's embarrassing. 108 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,280 You're acting like students. 109 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:55,240 You think a metal detector won't catch your gear? 110 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,520 You know there's metal detectors to get inside the bank, don't you? 111 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,840 Hey, listen up! 112 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,160 We never had so much money in our life. 113 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,040 We can go into shock and faint having so much money. 114 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,720 They will take us to the ER with no happy ending. 115 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,520 -There are steps for everything. -Yes. 116 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,120 Step by step… and you'll get hurt. 117 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,880 -Here it is. -What is it? 118 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,560 Here's one for you. 119 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,240 And for you. 120 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,320 And here. 121 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,720 Hide them now. 122 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,800 -Can I bring this, too? -Leave that. 123 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,920 -No need, we got a gun. -Throw it away. 124 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,080 What is this? 125 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,520 Did you steal it? Throw it away! 126 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:37,720 Let's go. 127 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,720 Everyone stay on the ground! 128 00:08:33,799 --> 00:08:36,200 Do not move! 129 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:38,600 Take out your wallets and cell phones! 130 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,919 Hurry! 131 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:44,200 Put it all in the bag! Hurry up! Quickly! 132 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,200 Here. Everybody down! 133 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,560 Don't be afraid, ma'am. 134 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,920 Everything's going to be okay. 135 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:58,240 What the hell? 136 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,760 You're a useless fatso! 137 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,320 You don't even have big balls! 138 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,240 -But my balls are big, you know. -Show me! Fatso! 139 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,600 Hey! 140 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,280 What the hell are you doing? 141 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,280 Come on, dance with me, sir! 142 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:28,000 What the hell? You wanna die? 143 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,080 Don't shoot. I'm just the entertainer. 144 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,280 What show? 145 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,080 I swear I'm an entertainer. 146 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,480 All I do is dance. 147 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,920 Stop dancing! Do you think you're on some corny TV show? 148 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,760 -Get down! Or I'll kill you! -Don't hurt me. 149 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:43,080 Get down! 150 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,120 That's more like it. 151 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,400 What's taking you so long? 152 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,520 Why is this one still on her feet? 153 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:05,720 Hey, get down! 154 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:10,000 But you told me not to move, so I didn't move. 155 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,560 Do you want to die? 156 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,960 -I'll shoot you in the head. -Wait. 157 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,240 What are you doing? 158 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,800 Don't threaten a beautiful girl like this. 159 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,160 You need to aim your shot until you reach a climax. 160 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,320 I don't get it. 161 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,400 You talk like you're such a playboy. 162 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,320 I'm sure you can't even keep it up for long. 163 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:31,640 Hey, asshole. You trying to piss me off? You want me to take a shot at you? 164 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,840 -Go on and do it then. -Can you do it? 165 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 Hey! 166 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,120 Remember! There are three things that can divide us. 167 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,320 Money, power and women. 168 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,400 So, chill out. 169 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,640 Focus on our work. 170 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,040 Everybody get down! 171 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,160 Someone left their phone. 172 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,720 I wonder who it belongs to. 173 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,600 Why would anyone leave their phone? 174 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,920 Everybody get down! 175 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,800 Hey! 176 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:26,880 Hey! How dare you rob this bank? 177 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,720 Come on and fight me. Come on! 178 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,680 See? He's using a bicycle gear. You didn't believe me. 179 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,520 How dare you? 180 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,440 Come on! 181 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,400 Do I think you're afraid of me? 182 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:38,880 Back off! 183 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,080 I come to you or you come to me? 184 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:42,560 Come on. Try and kill me. 185 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,960 How dare you? Come on! 186 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,680 What are you doing? 187 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:53,200 Did I tell you to lay like that? Face down, now! Like a komodo! 188 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:56,440 Please have mercy on me. 189 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,680 Where's the security guard? 190 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,960 I don't want to die. 191 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:07,000 Get ready. 192 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,720 I'll give you a code, you attack them while I steal their money. 193 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,800 I will go around the back and we'll have them surrounded. 194 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,800 -Okay? -Okay. 195 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:19,440 Hey, Camel. Get on your computer now and hack the safe. 196 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,200 Why are you being a racist? 197 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,120 -Because I'm an Arab? -You want me to use your real name 198 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,680 so everyone knows our names? 199 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,200 Do your job. You're a camel, 200 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,760 he's blackie and I'm a superstar. Go on, now. 201 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:34,160 That's not right. How come you get the great nickname? 202 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,960 If I'm blackie, you're slanty-eyes. 203 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,000 He's right. You're slanty-eyed. 204 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:41,200 Whatever. 205 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,400 Just hack the damn safe already. 206 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,320 Ri! 207 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,160 Stop it! 208 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:51,440 It's too quiet here. 209 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,560 I get lonely and bored. 210 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,240 But why waste all our bullets? 211 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,240 Don't be so stingy with the bullets. 212 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,200 I have to. 213 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,760 -Who bought those bullets anyway? -Tell me. 214 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,760 We all chipped in. 215 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,280 What is the purpose of life? 216 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,520 Stop talking about the purpose of life. 217 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,040 No, listen to me. 218 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,640 I read somewhere that in life we need to be happy. 219 00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,800 I've never been happy living the life of a criminal. 220 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,080 Then what do you suppose we have to do? 221 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,720 Maybe we should quit this job 222 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,880 and get a decent one. 223 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,280 What, you think it's easy to find a decent job? 224 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,760 -What kind of job will you get? -Whatever. 225 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,520 You tell me! 226 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,120 You're good with knives, you want to circumcise people? 227 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:49,040 If it's a decent and legal job, I don't mind. 228 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,960 Can you recite the prayer? 229 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,560 What kind of prayer? 230 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,040 People even pray before they eat, so they have to pray before they cut… 231 00:13:56,120 --> 00:13:57,120 Listen. 232 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,880 Don't think about the work we do. 233 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,840 Are you listening to me? 234 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,920 You were born a criminal. Accept it. 235 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,520 Okay, my man! 236 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,920 Hi! 237 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,560 Here's your lunch. 238 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,800 Go and play with your friends. I'll wait here. 239 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,560 You don't have to stay, Mom. 240 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,280 -Are you sure? -Yes. 241 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,720 Seriously, you can leave. 242 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:50,960 I think I should stay. 243 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,640 No, it's okay, Mom. I can take care of myself. 244 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,920 Besides, my friends will take me home. You can go now. 245 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,720 What time will you be done? 246 00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,920 Shall I pick you up? 247 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:02,040 No, you don't have to do that. 248 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,520 Just go home. 249 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,000 -The boys will take me home later. -All right. 250 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,360 Remember, don't squat on the toilet seat. 251 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,720 And never do drugs. 252 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,160 Wow. You're really annoying. 253 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,880 Don't you ever talk back to your mom! 254 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,560 You wanna be an insubordinate kid? 255 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,320 You wanna be a stone? 256 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,440 No. I'm sorry. 257 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,200 Fine. Eat your lunch and finish it. 258 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:30,280 -I will. -Kiss my hand. 259 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,480 Hey! 260 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,640 What are you doing? 261 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,120 Leave now. 262 00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,280 Bye. 263 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,920 -Be careful. -I'm leaving. 264 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,240 -Peace be upon you. -Upon you too. 265 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,200 I can't believe she gave me this. 266 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:04,400 Hey, what are you doing? 267 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,880 This is your mother's hard work. 268 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,760 Is this your gratitude? You wanna be a stone? 269 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,480 Maybe he hates the lunch box. 270 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,200 He prefers a Hello Kitty. 271 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,760 Keep talking like I'm not here. 272 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,680 I will shoot your heads. You want that? 273 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,000 We're just joking. 274 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,600 Kemal! Why did you throw away your lunch? 275 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,640 I didn't. 276 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,600 I dropped it. 277 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:30,800 Let's go. 278 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,680 Kemal, where are you taking us? 279 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,320 You ask too many questions. 280 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,000 I have a meeting to go to. 281 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,800 Don't you act like a big shot! 282 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,480 You're just a curly gangster. 283 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:49,120 Hurry up, it's quite heavy. 284 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,880 Stop asking questions, just trust me. 285 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,120 If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be here. 286 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,280 Tell us. 287 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,800 Yes, tell us now, before your lunch goes bad. 288 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,680 The two of you talk too much. 289 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,640 Fine, come here. Hurry. 290 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,200 Here. 291 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,160 Now, both of you look at what's behind me. 292 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,000 Hurry. 293 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,079 Damn it. 294 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,640 I told you not to gawk at it. 295 00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,560 It's dangerous. We could die. 296 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,960 You told us to look. 297 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:18,720 Yes, but do it subtly. 298 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,440 Let's try again. This time, pretend like you're chatting or laughing. 299 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,839 Come on. 300 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:27,200 Stop. 301 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,160 That's enough. You were awful. 302 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,080 You should both take acting lessons. 303 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:33,800 What's really going on here? 304 00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,480 So, here's the thing. 305 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,560 In that house, 306 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,520 lives the most dangerous drug kingpin in Tanjung Priok. 307 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,800 This place is on the rise. 308 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,440 -What rice? -Stop joking or I'll shoot you. 309 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,320 How do you know about this place? 310 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,160 I know a guy on the inside. 311 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,400 I always buy my stash from him. 312 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:56,200 He told me there's a lot of cash inside and we should steal it. 313 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,600 Wait. 314 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,640 So you buy drugs from that guy? 315 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,120 Well, that's the problem. 316 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,600 -I can only get my drugs from him. -Why is that? 317 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,880 When I try to buy from another dealer, they always say, 318 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960 "Hey, Arab, you have no sins! 319 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,000 Get out!" Like that. 320 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,320 But not all Arabs are clean and saint-like. 321 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,880 Take me, for example! I'm so dirty, I can't imagine being clean. 322 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:21,400 I even eat cannabis leaves with rice, as a meal. 323 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,960 -Awesome, you're into vegetables. -Yeah, organic vegetables, too. 324 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,400 So cool. 325 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,600 That's why I want to be a criminal. 326 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,040 You want to be a criminal and he wants to quit being one. 327 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:34,520 You should marry each other! 328 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,280 Marry him? What for? 329 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:38,880 I'd rather marry his mother. 330 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:42,200 Go on. Keep talking about my mother! 331 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,760 I'll kill you right here and now. Seriously. 332 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,720 -Try and shoot me. -Fine. 333 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,800 Hey! 334 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,200 Do you still want to work? 335 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,680 -What do you think? -Tell me! 336 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,080 -I want to work. -Me too. 337 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,560 Then let's get to it. 338 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,840 See? They're all dead. 339 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,120 One, two, three. 340 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:29,880 That's it? 341 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,880 We wasted all our bullets on three people? 342 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,000 It felt like much more than three. 343 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,360 Yes, it felt like way more. 344 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:43,720 At this rate, we'll be losing more than we gain. What are you doing? 345 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:49,560 This is a robbery, not some sleazy shop in Mangga Dua. 346 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,840 Shut up. You're out of bullets. 347 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:54,600 Go and find yourself some other gun. 348 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,880 Wow, a Magnum! 349 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,200 This is the perfect weapon for me. 350 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,680 Arab men are known to have big guns. 351 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,800 I can't wait any longer. Let's go find the boss man. 352 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,760 Fine. Let's go. 353 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,120 Let's go. 354 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,280 This way! 355 00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,280 He told us to go in, right? 356 00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:25,040 Let's go. 357 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,560 This is a really fancy house. 358 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:33,080 In Arabia, it would be considered a great sin to waste money like this. 359 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,520 Oh, my God. 360 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,560 Let's just sit. 361 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,840 Ask him! 362 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,280 So, we're here-- 363 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,680 So we're here because-- 364 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,840 -Sit tight! -Let me go! 365 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,400 So… 366 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,320 Are you… 367 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,720 done playing with guns? 368 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,000 Of course not. 369 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,120 Why did you shoot him? 370 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,880 He asked me if I was done playing guns 371 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,040 and I wasn't. 372 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,000 But he's the only person who can lead us to the money. 373 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:57,240 God forgive me! 374 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:02,960 -I totally forgot. -See what you did? 375 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:05,160 Get up. We'll find it. 376 00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:07,400 Come on, leave it. We search the house. 377 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,960 God forgive me! 378 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,400 I can't believe you killed him 379 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,520 before we could get him to show us where he kept the money. 380 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:30,040 It's no use apologizing. 381 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:33,160 Look, if we can't find the money, it's fine. 382 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,000 I think I know how we can find even more money. 383 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,800 Listen here. One robbery. 384 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,240 Bank INI. We'll be very, very rich. 385 00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,040 Here's the same plan for the robbery. 386 00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:46,240 Look here. The whole robbery plan is set. 387 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,600 Complete with the strategy. 388 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,360 We've hit the motherload. 389 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,600 Let's rob it. 390 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,320 We can get more money this way. 391 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,920 I can open my own restaurant. 392 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,200 I agree. 393 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,440 I can go Umrah. 394 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,120 -Perfect. -What do you think? 395 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,560 Great. Take the plan. 396 00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,080 Saudi Arabia, here I come! 397 00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,160 Now, here's my spot. 398 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:13,040 Honey, I'll get you open soon. 399 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,280 Time to get to work. 400 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,280 Not bad. I can use the money to pay my bills. 401 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:31,200 And go on with my spiritual trip. Here we go. 402 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:34,120 Okay. 403 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,320 Don't do it. 404 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:52,720 It's an alarm. 405 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,200 -Hey. -It's an alarm. 406 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,800 Don't. You want to die? 407 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,440 It's safe. It's okay. 408 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,000 You want me to shoot you? 409 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,920 Don't do it. 410 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,800 Are you a cop? 411 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,080 Are you a cop? 412 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,400 -What? -Are you a cop? 413 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,280 What did you say? 414 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:12,640 You're cool. 415 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,440 -What? -You're a deaf cop! 416 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,280 You're handsome. 417 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,920 Check, check. Excuse me. Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. 418 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,680 Please allow me to sing you a song. 419 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,840 Hey, old man. I'm sorry. 420 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,560 I forgive you. 421 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,480 My name is Mbah Kusno and my age is 63.2 FM. 422 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,720 I want to give you a song because I can't give you rice. 423 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,840 It's too expensive. 424 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:48,920 Cool. We don't wanna be rude, but your timing is wrong. 425 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,040 -Look! -I can sing you a great song. 426 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:54,880 Who's your favorite band Bon Jovi? Metallica? Air Supply? 427 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,640 He's right. We can listen to one song for fun. 428 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,120 It's boring here. 429 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,840 Okay? What would you like to hear? 430 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,080 Bon Jovi! 431 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,360 -I can't sing his songs. -Metallica. 432 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,440 If I can't sing Bon Jovi's songs, you think I can sing Metallica's? 433 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,600 Hurry up, old man. 434 00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,800 I'll sing you an international Indonesian song. 435 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,720 Ready? Let's hear it! 436 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,560 I've heard this one. 437 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,640 -What do you mean? It's not a song. -Enough, old man. 438 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,080 Enough. 439 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,320 Don't be like that. 440 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,360 Give him a chance. 441 00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:43,880 -This is a good kid. -Can't you give him one chance? 442 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,960 Whatever. 443 00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,160 What's with all the noise? 444 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,920 They're disturbing me. 445 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,320 You're a good kid. 446 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,800 You will lead the nation one day. 447 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,280 Not like that kid there. 448 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,400 He should know not to yell at an old man. 449 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,120 One day when he goes to hell, he'll know what real pain is like. 450 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,480 -I've had it with you. -Relax. 451 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,880 Why do you have to be so rough with me? 452 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:26,360 He's an old man. 453 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,400 Respect him. Hey, what's going on? 454 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,560 Hey! What are you doing here with a gun? 455 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,520 Guys, we have a cop. I'll kill him. 456 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,240 -Which cop? -Hey, who the hell are you? 457 00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,600 Who wants to know? 458 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,880 Drop the gun. You better drop that gun! Or else I'll shoot your chubby face! 459 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,080 We should have done this like in the movies. 460 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,440 You're a cop? Shoot me. Make a scene. 461 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,000 Hey, idiot. They're not. Cops don't wear masks. 462 00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,400 Everyone calm down. 463 00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,360 Help is on the way. 464 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,280 I already hit the alarm button. 465 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,040 Who said I was a cop? 466 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,800 I told you not to press that button. 467 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:14,040 -I'm going to kill you! -Don't do it! 468 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,360 Are you using a spray gun? 469 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,160 The water tastes salty. 470 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,440 Can I ask for some of your water? 471 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,440 It's dirty. 472 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,160 It's okay. Don't worry about it. 473 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,880 So this isn't a real gun. 474 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,040 Might as well be. I'm thirsty. 475 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,240 It's spicy. 476 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,320 Ta-da! 477 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,960 Hello, I'm so cute and tiny. 478 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,280 Take a picture with me? 479 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,080 Come on. Don't be shy. 480 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,480 POLICE 481 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,520 Where are they? 482 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,960 Speak Indonesian, please! 483 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,640 Don't move! You're all surrounded. 484 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:53,440 JOE TARLING POLICE CHIEF 485 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,880 -Yes. -We've surrounded the bank, sir! 486 00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,040 Permission to attack. 487 00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,720 The robbers are on target 488 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,040 and all the hostages are safe on the ground. 489 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,320 Go get them! 490 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,240 Yes, sir! 491 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,080 Thanks, love. 492 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,360 There's a lot of money here. 493 00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,320 Not bad. 494 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,960 Don't move! 495 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:25,960 Fire! 496 00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,280 Fire! 497 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:26,880 TO SERVE AND PROTECT 498 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:28,720 Arie, the weapons! 499 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,400 Now you're dead! 500 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,800 -Catch them! -Thank you! 501 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,240 Finish them! 502 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,639 Again! 503 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,840 Whose phone is ringing? 504 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,800 I told you to turn off your phones! 505 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,840 Whose phone is ringing? Turn it off! 506 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,320 Where is it coming from? 507 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,400 Perhaps from the painting. 508 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,239 -What painting? -Over there. 509 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,880 -That's a banner. -Right, behind the banner. 510 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,239 Hey! 511 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,719 Come out and show yourself! 512 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,680 Sorry. I didn't mean it. 513 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,520 Come here. 514 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:06,520 -Front and center. -I'm sorry. 515 00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:10,720 I didn't mean to disturb you. Wait. You're the comedian, right? 516 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,880 -Indro? -Yes. 517 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:16,520 It is you! Oh, my God. 518 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,000 I'm so happy to see you. 519 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:24,320 What an honor for me to see you here. 520 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,480 Your movies are very popular in Eastern Indonesia. 521 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,840 They're the best. 522 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,920 We remember you from our childhood. 523 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,480 See, now you're making me cry. 524 00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:37,200 He's a celebrity? 525 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,840 -This is Indro. -A comedian? 526 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,120 -A famous comedian. -I see. 527 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,640 -You don't know him? -Fine. 528 00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,240 Okay, let's do this. Tell him to tell a joke. 529 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,320 I'll count to ten. If it's not funny, shoot him! Okay? 530 00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:50,520 Wait. Why shoot him? 531 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,320 If you shoot him, I'll blow your head off! 532 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:54,800 Why are you aiming it at me? 533 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,560 You were going to shoot my idol. Drop the gun. 534 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,240 Nobody's going to shoot anybody. 535 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,840 Just relax. 536 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,720 Look out there! The cops have surrounded you. 537 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,880 They're different. Not like the old days when you acted in Chips. 538 00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,320 That was cool. 539 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,840 Now the police are lame, 540 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,160 contaminated by K-pop culture. 541 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:22,120 But one of your movie by the title Chips was great. It had a good story, original. 542 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,840 Yes, that was my idea. 543 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:27,720 It's a very original idea. 544 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,120 We also love Chips. 545 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:36,480 What I love about your group is the solidarity and unity among members. 546 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,720 That's why your group remained solid. 547 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,520 That's the key. 548 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:41,920 To stay solid. 549 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,160 To unite. 550 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,360 All I know is that for a group 551 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,320 to succeed, you need to work as a team. 552 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,480 And help each other out. 553 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:56,080 Why don't you set up a council, MPR? 554 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,560 What kind of council? 555 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:01,360 A special council to take charge of the governing of… 556 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,480 Thieves? 557 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,400 Exactly. 558 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,480 Or a group of representatives, DPR? 559 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,200 Yes, that also works. 560 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,960 Representative council of thieves. 561 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,280 So cool! 562 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:19,000 That way, we can share everything. 563 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,320 No need to shoot anybody. 564 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,280 I agree with the comedian. 565 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,480 He's right. Rather than killing, we become representatives. 566 00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,040 But we have to be united. 567 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,680 If anyone asks, I'm the leader. 568 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,600 Wait! Why are you the leader? 569 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,120 You're getting on my nerves. 570 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,640 You make me the leader or I'll blow myself up. 571 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,080 What do you say? 572 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,920 Stove's too hot. 573 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,520 Hey, Arab. 574 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,680 You're not a terrorist. 575 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,680 It's just a conspiracy. We want to rob a bank! 576 00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,400 It's not political diversion! 577 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,920 Or would you rather blow yourself up to pieces? 578 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,920 Excuse me. Sorry. 579 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,080 Facts have shown that a robbery done in the spirit of togetherness 580 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,240 tends to work miracles for the robbers. 581 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,600 So, let's not play with fire. 582 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,000 Let's keep the bombs under wraps. 583 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,880 Yes, please, button your jacket! 584 00:38:21,240 --> 00:38:24,120 Honey! 585 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,080 We're running out of ammo. 586 00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,200 Here, I'm returning the money. 587 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,720 Let's split it up evenly. 588 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:31,960 There. 589 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,120 Good stove. 590 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:37,160 We're willing to share if you're willing to work with us. 591 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:42,120 Besides, we'll make your group stronger. 592 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,000 He's got a point. 593 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,840 Get up. Hurry! 594 00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:01,800 Get back. All of you. Or I'll kill the hostages. 595 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,240 You want to see a fresh corpse? If so, come forward. 596 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:07,800 Come on. 597 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,560 Come forward. I dare you. 598 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,000 I have plenty of hostages. 599 00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,880 Back off! Whoa. Wait. Why are you taking your clothes off? 600 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,800 Oh, my God. 601 00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,000 Damn, I have to take a full shower again. 602 00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,880 What's wrong with him? 603 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,600 You know. 604 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,320 Premature ejaculation. 605 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,960 Sorry, I have a psychological problem. 606 00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,520 I tend to take my clothes off when I panic. 607 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,920 -Sorry. -Put your clothes on now! 608 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,640 -It's okay. I got you. -I'm so embarrassed. 609 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,480 What's going on? 610 00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,920 It's all right. I got you. 611 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,600 Go over there. 612 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:53,720 Please don't do anything foolish! 613 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,120 I need a guarantee that all hostages 614 00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,880 are alive and well. 615 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,560 All hostages are fine! 616 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,000 That was just a warning! 617 00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,640 Don't mess with me! 618 00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,760 Come on. All of you, come with me. 619 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,760 Edi, watch here. 620 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,760 Are you the leader? 621 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,720 I am a member of the Council. 622 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,160 Council of what? 623 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,400 Representative Council of Thieves. 624 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,920 Fine. My name is Bunga. I am with the police. 625 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,640 I'm calling you from the caravan 626 00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,320 parked right in front of Bank INI, at twelve o'clock. 627 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,040 Twelve o'clock. 628 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:48,040 Okay. 629 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:52,240 And we're watching your every move. 630 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:54,080 Yes, put her on speaker. 631 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:58,080 So we can hear the conversation. 632 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,360 Good. 633 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,080 The rules are pretty standard. 634 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,520 All hostages won't be hurt 635 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:07,600 as long as you do what we say. 636 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:11,920 My order is to keep all hostages safe. That's the most important thing. 637 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,560 Good, so we don't need to negotiate. 638 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,560 All hostages are safe. 639 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,040 We need you to give us what we want. 640 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,800 Deal. What do you want? 641 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,920 I'd like… 642 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,560 Let me go first. 643 00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,480 Listen carefully, Captain. 644 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:37,240 I'd like the nation's capital to be moved to Papua. 645 00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,280 Because the panoramic views are wonderful in Papua. 646 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,640 The air is clean, unlike Jakarta. 647 00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:45,040 It's too crowded here. 648 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,320 Traffic jams! Too much pollution. 649 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,000 The rivers are dirty, 650 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,320 full of dead cats. 651 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,080 So I request that the capital be moved to Papua. 652 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,560 -Move the capital to Papua. -Shut up. 653 00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:01,400 I don't want much. 654 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,040 I just want a front-row seat ticket to watch a girl band concert. 655 00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,040 That's all. 656 00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,040 Ask her for some kurma, too. 657 00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,640 Damn right. And some kurma, please. 658 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,880 -The whole plantation if you will. -Good job. 659 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,680 Me, I'd like for you to free the country of adultery, 660 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:24,240 sin and gambling. 661 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,400 Damn it. 662 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,560 Let me talk. 663 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,960 Hello, Captain. I'd like someone to love, 664 00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:36,080 someone who can make me feel great. 665 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,480 Step aside. My turn. 666 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,720 Finish the monorail. 667 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:42,280 The project causes terrible traffic and the city not flooded anymore. 668 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,160 So my poor mother won't have to save her bed every day. 669 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:48,120 I won't ask for much. 670 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:53,200 I just want your BlackBerry pin number. Can I have it? 671 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:57,480 But don't forget to follow me back if I invite you. 672 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,800 I'd like some pizza. The hostages are also pretty hungry. 673 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,720 With some cheese and beef toppings. 674 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,920 Enough. Captain, we want one minibus 675 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,040 parked in front of the door with a full tank. 676 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,360 -Deliver the pizza quickly. -Two, please. 677 00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,360 -A lot of pizza, please. -Fine. 678 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,320 We'll see what we can do… 679 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,600 with your demands… 680 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:30,240 Look, to show us your good intentions… 681 00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,840 we ask you to release some hostages 682 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,360 while we process your demands. 683 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,600 -Hostages? -Guys. 684 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,400 Excuse me. 685 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,960 As someone who has a lot of life experience, 686 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,440 I want to tell you 687 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,240 that it's important to show your goodwill to others. 688 00:43:54,320 --> 00:44:00,480 You have too many hostages here, anyway. 689 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,840 Especially that one, who keeps taking her clothes off. 690 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:06,680 It also makes your friend go to the bathroom. 691 00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,600 Am I right? 692 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:12,840 Moreover, I have to be at a film location at 4:00. 693 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,600 So I think you can spare at least one hostage. Right? 694 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,120 Perhaps two or three. 695 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,800 -I'd like to go with you, sir. -Hey, shut up! 696 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,640 I agree with Indro. 697 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,000 We should release him. 698 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,720 He's the last surviving member of Warkop DKI. 699 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,280 We should preserve him. 700 00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,680 They think I'm an extinct species? 701 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:35,560 Let's release him. 702 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,800 So he can continue the good work of inspiring the nation. 703 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,800 He's seen our faces. 704 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:44,520 It's okay. 705 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:50,080 Even so, he's the kind of man 706 00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,880 who knows how hold to his promises. 707 00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,400 I'll hold it with two of my own hands. 708 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,640 Fine. 709 00:44:56,720 --> 00:44:58,600 For the sake of Indonesian comedy. 710 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,120 "Laugh your heart away." 711 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:04,520 -Come back here after the shoot. -Of course. 712 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:05,800 I'll come straight back. 713 00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,120 -Ask someone to pick me up. -Sure. 714 00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:10,400 -All right, go. -You too. 715 00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,280 Your psychological issue distracts my teammates. Get out now. 716 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,040 How about that old woman? 717 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,280 Can we let her go? 718 00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,760 I feel bad for her. 719 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,360 Fine. 720 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,160 Now. 721 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:43,800 What's going on here? 722 00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:47,120 You want to trick me so I'll let you go, too? 723 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,240 You want to die? Get naked, and I'll send you in a coffin. 724 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,640 Get dressed! 725 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:52,680 Sit down! 726 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:54,600 Get dressed, all of you. 727 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,280 Face the wall! 728 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:00,560 Relax. 729 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,040 Everything is under control. 730 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:03,680 Relax. Okay? 731 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,240 What does he think he's doing? 732 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:18,480 And I finally fall in love with you 733 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:24,400 I finally falling in love for you 734 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,160 Come here. 735 00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,960 Stay here with me. 736 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,280 I'll keep you safe. Okay? 737 00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:10,360 Open the door! 738 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,440 Ta-da! 739 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:31,600 Ta-da! 740 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,360 Red represents crime. 741 00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,720 Blue represents the wild ocean. 742 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,720 If you mix the two colors, you end up with purple. 743 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,680 And the color purple signifies a widow, 744 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,200 a deep, meaningful crime. 745 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,520 Who dares mess with such a purple widow man? 746 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,360 -He's cute. -Finish him, boss! 747 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,040 Great body. 748 00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:31,080 I'll show you what it's like to fight the leader of our group of Purple Axes! 749 00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:33,240 Here, boss. Use mine. 750 00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,920 Here! 751 00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,840 I'm not afraid. 752 00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:42,120 You die! 753 00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,120 Are you proud of your position as a leader? 754 00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:05,240 You should know your rank and position is just an illusion… 755 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,080 which blinds your heart 756 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,000 and renders your life meaningless. 757 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,560 Master! 758 00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,600 This guy is our new master. 759 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:22,640 What just happened? 760 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,680 Gather all your stolen items. 761 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,640 Everybody, gather all the stolen items! 762 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:32,360 Quickly! Everything! 763 00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,400 -Is this everything? -Yes, boss. 764 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:35,840 Master. Please forgive us. 765 00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:37,120 Now you may leave. 766 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,200 Listen, from now on, we will be good people. 767 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,760 Come on, let's go! 768 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,240 How long have you been sucking on that bullet? 769 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:47,640 Half an hour. 770 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:56,760 I MISS YOU MOM ORPHANAGE 771 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:19,360 Oh, my God. 772 00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,480 I'd love to give them more money. 773 00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,480 I feel bad for them. 774 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:38,680 May the prayer of a lost soul be realized. Amen. 775 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:40,960 I have an idea. 776 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,720 What if we rob a bank? 777 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,720 -What do you think? -No. 778 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:46,640 Why? 779 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:49,440 We may be better off robbing the bank robbers! 780 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,640 Agreed? 781 00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:56,400 We're like a duet. 782 00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,440 Robin Hood and Si Pitung. 783 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:06,920 We steal for the sake of the lost children 784 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,560 who live in orphanages. 785 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:13,280 We're thieves. 786 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,360 But we steal from other thieves. 787 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:19,880 I love the way you think. 788 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,960 But don't you feel bad 789 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:25,000 about giving the money away to orphanages? 790 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,840 It's hot money. 791 00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:30,400 They all might get burned by it. 792 00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,840 Just eat, stop talking. 793 00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,320 You think the money here is legal? 794 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,600 Who are the real thieves? 795 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,000 Us, who take away small change at the bank 796 00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,640 or corruptors who are still roaming the earth? 797 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:55,400 More than 200 million people in Indonesia 798 00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,560 There are Padangese 799 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,160 There are Javanese 800 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:03,800 Javanese, Javanese, Javanese 801 00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,160 You make fun of me because I'm Javanese? 802 00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:08,520 You keep repeating the word "Javanese." 803 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,400 But Javanese is the key. 804 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,080 That's true. 805 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:15,320 -Sing another song. -Okay. 806 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:19,960 I used to like you… 807 00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:28,200 Now I don't want to… 808 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,840 There are Padangese 809 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,360 There are Sundanese 810 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,080 Sundanese, Sundanese, Sundanese 811 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:36,520 Where's the Javanese? 812 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,160 I said it before. 813 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,680 But be fair! Sundanese, Javanese, what about the others? 814 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,160 What about Manado? 815 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:47,120 -Can we try Manado? -Let's give it a try. 816 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,200 There are Sundanese, Manado 817 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,600 It's not good. 818 00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:52,880 There's Mana… do 819 00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:56,000 -The rhythm doesn't sync. -Try again. 820 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,360 One more time. 821 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:00,920 There are Javanase, Ma… nado 822 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,240 Still falls flat. 823 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,160 Just finish it. I'm going to go. 824 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,040 I wanna go meet my boyfriend. 825 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,400 -Poor him. -I feel bad. 826 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:12,240 Ta-da! 827 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,680 Hi, may I know your name? 828 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,560 My name's Mongol. 829 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,080 My friends usually call me Mungil. 830 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,080 I brought you pizza. 831 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,360 I wanted to see if you're okay after I hit you. 832 00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,040 I'm sorry. 833 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,000 Oh, come on. Play nice. 834 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:31,080 Kemal, hurry up. 835 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,160 Just enjoy it. 836 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:36,120 And I want to apologize for taking your stolen things. 837 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,680 Here's your pizza. 838 00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:43,000 I brought it especially for you. 839 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,840 Take it, please. 840 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,040 You're insane. 841 00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,880 Don't walk away from me. 842 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,960 Bastard, I'm going to take you out. 843 00:53:57,240 --> 00:53:58,800 Really? Please do! 844 00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:02,240 I want you to take me out! Please. 845 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,920 Are you really going to take him out? 846 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:10,400 Yeah. And then? Okay. Thanks. 847 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,560 Capt, come here, Capt. 848 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,160 What is it? 849 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,840 Pay careful attention to these pictures. 850 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,000 They all wear identical steel bracelets. 851 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,880 Wait, look at that one. What's that symbol? 852 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,000 Can you check it out? 853 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,880 LOVE SANE MENTAL HOSPITAL 854 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,600 That's the logo of a mental hospital. 855 00:54:56,680 --> 00:55:00,920 There's a big possibility that they're all escaped patients. 856 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:05,000 But our headquarters have been calling up the hospital, 857 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:08,440 and the doctors are on their way here to meet us. 858 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,800 Mental hospital patients? 859 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:16,440 No wonder. 860 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:24,960 Why are you always the one to pick up the phone? 861 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:27,200 I'd like to do it, too. 862 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,640 Put it down. 863 00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,960 -Call back. Someone wants to pick it up. -What? Hello? 864 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:39,800 Someone's calling us. 865 00:55:44,160 --> 00:55:45,840 -Hello? -So what's the deal? 866 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:49,720 I still haven't received your BlackBerry pin number. 867 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:55,840 I don't use BlackBerry, I use WhatsApp. 868 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:03,320 Greetings. 869 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,360 Greetings. 870 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:06,400 Who's this? 871 00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:08,840 My name's Fico. What's yours? 872 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,280 Yes, Fico. 873 00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,720 There's someone here who wants to talk to you. Please hold. 874 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,520 Hello, Fico. This is Dr. Pandji. 875 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:20,320 Oh, Dr. Pandji. 876 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,720 How are you? 877 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:24,600 I'm well. And yourself? 878 00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,440 I'm also well. Wait. 879 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,800 Who's Dr. Pandji? 880 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,120 Why are you talking to a doctor? 881 00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,440 -Hello. -Yes, who's this? 882 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,800 Is this a doctor? Not the police? 883 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,920 Is this Bintang? 884 00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:41,240 He knows my name. 885 00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,440 Come on, tell your friends to come home. 886 00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:46,520 Home where? Are you crazy? 887 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,000 Let's think about it. Who's really crazy here? 888 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,360 Who walked out of the mental hospital? 889 00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:52,880 Out of where? 890 00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:54,960 Do you think I'm crazy? 891 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:57,840 I wouldn't call you that. 892 00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,720 I think you just need to get your head fixed. 893 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:06,040 Let's go home… 894 00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,720 to Cinta Waras Mental Hospital. 895 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:11,120 -This guy's crazy. -Why? 896 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,320 He thinks we're all crazy. 897 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,440 He told us to go home to a mental hospital. 898 00:57:17,520 --> 00:57:19,080 -He's crazy. -How's it possible? 899 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,320 Are you crazy? 900 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,080 He's nuts. 901 00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,040 Time to take my medicine. 902 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,880 Let's get back to work. 903 00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:44,920 So we're dealing with eight mental hospital patients? 904 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,040 It seems that way. 905 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:52,720 I've been looking for them all week. 906 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:56,360 They came into the hospital at around the same time, 907 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,920 several weeks ago. 908 00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,480 And they all have a violent background. 909 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:06,400 How do we deal with people who have no logic? 910 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,440 GOD NEVER CREATES FAILURES 911 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,160 WE'RE ALWAYS OPEN FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH 912 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:22,880 DR. PANDJI - PSYCHIATRIST 913 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,000 Excuse me, Doctor. 914 00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,480 Here are some files for… 915 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,000 And there's also a package… 916 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,720 -Leave it there. -Okay. 917 00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,680 -I'll leave you to your work. -One more thing. 918 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:47,920 Order me some fried noodles. 919 00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:53,720 -Boiled or-- -Fried. 920 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,760 The water. Do you want boiled water, or-- 921 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,400 -Yes. -Okay. 922 00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:00,920 And add some eggs. 923 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:04,480 You want the soup separated, or-- 924 01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:07,360 I want fried noodles! Fried! 925 01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:08,640 Okay. 926 01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,200 Fried noodles? 927 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:15,880 I mean, honey. 928 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,120 Come to my room, please. 929 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,040 Bring Agung with you. 930 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,640 We'll have a meeting. 931 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,160 Okay. 932 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,120 Hey, the boss needs you. 933 01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:55,040 I think we can execute plan for Bank INI. 934 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,360 This bank is what bank? 935 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:02,360 That's the name. Bank INI. 936 01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,920 We can use these eight people as our assets. 937 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,720 Look at their history. 938 01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,400 Most of them, if not all… 939 01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,360 have had experience using firearms. 940 01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:26,400 Gung. 941 01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,080 Hey. Gung! 942 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,040 Start brainwashing them. 943 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,200 Okay, fine. 944 01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:40,760 So what's our plan? 945 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:47,640 We'll split them into three groups… 946 01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:54,440 and then we'll program their minds with our robbery strategy… 947 01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,600 and we release them on D-Day. 948 01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:00,760 Wait until… 949 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,240 Is it hot in here? 950 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,560 Then we wait for chaos. Okay? 951 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:07,640 Afterward, we'll reap our rewards. 952 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:09,640 You'll get in… 953 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:14,240 to ITU Bank as a teller. Okay? 954 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:18,040 Why suddenly change to Bank ITU? You said Bank INI earlier? 955 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,720 Yes, I mean, That Bank is This Bank… 956 01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,240 Just wait for chaos, okay? 957 01:02:24,320 --> 01:02:25,360 Wait for chaos. 958 01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:27,760 Until they kill each other if it's needed. 959 01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,080 Then you take the money. 960 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,440 Here's the bank's floor plan. 961 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,840 There's an old tunnel underneath… 962 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:41,680 and that's your way out. 963 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:45,000 Okay, you can get back to work now. 964 01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,600 All right, fine. 965 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:50,360 Please order me an iced tea. 966 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,960 It's hot in here. 967 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,000 Here's your noodles 968 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:01,120 as ordered. 969 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,400 Excuse me. 970 01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:08,320 I asked for fried noodles! 971 01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,960 You are professional criminals. 972 01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:25,120 You were born… 973 01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,600 and trained 974 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:31,400 to be the best criminals in the country. 975 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:36,320 You are amateur criminals. 976 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,560 You have no skills. 977 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,400 You have no instincts. 978 01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:44,200 You were born to be regular people. 979 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,640 You are the strangest criminals. 980 01:03:53,720 --> 01:03:58,640 Normal is something that confuses you. 981 01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:05,880 When you rob the bank, 982 01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:09,000 be as violent as you can be 983 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:14,440 and act as though you've been doing this for years. 984 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,640 When you rob the bank, show your stupidity. 985 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,080 You are not solid. 986 01:04:20,160 --> 01:04:21,360 You're full of doubts. 987 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:25,400 And sometimes you don't know what you're doing. 988 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,400 And when you rob the bank, 989 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:30,320 you will do it out of some idealism 990 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,840 because you are the strangest criminals 991 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,320 the world has ever seen. 992 01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:02,480 Open and drink it. 993 01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:08,200 Happy now? Are you done playing guns? 994 01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,040 Are you done playing guns? 995 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,000 You don't believe me? Here. 996 01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,400 Is this real money? 997 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,840 Is this real money? 998 01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:24,320 Let's go, guys. 999 01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,920 Let's play, guys. 1000 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:44,440 So? Are they ready? 1001 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,160 What do you think? 1002 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,840 So? Are they ready? 1003 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,480 They are. Agung says they're ready. 1004 01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,880 Okay. Let's go. 1005 01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:06,320 Keep watching them, Gung. 1006 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:16,920 Mr. Lontong? 1007 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:22,520 That must be your pseudonym right, sir? 1008 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,640 I prefer arem-arem than Lontong. It has filling. 1009 01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:27,040 Lontong is empty. 1010 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:35,400 Are you saying I'm empty? 1011 01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,360 And are you referring to my brain… 1012 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:41,400 or my heart? 1013 01:06:43,080 --> 01:06:45,040 Because if you are referring to my heart… 1014 01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:48,480 then you have a point. 1015 01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:51,400 Don't be so sensitive, sir. 1016 01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,760 When you're this sensitive, you're just like Nikita's ass. 1017 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,240 There's something I want to talk about. 1018 01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,720 I've already prepared everything for our Bank INI project. 1019 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,560 We're ready to go. 1020 01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:15,840 We have the people. 1021 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:19,840 We just need to process the whole thing and decide the date. 1022 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,080 That's great. 1023 01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,960 Really. It's an awesome job. 1024 01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,840 -I'll send you the whole plan soon. -Sure. 1025 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:28,800 Don't forget the downpayment. 1026 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,560 To buy a lot of ammo. 1027 01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:37,240 Fine. Deal. 1028 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,600 Great. 1029 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,280 Hey! Come here! 1030 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:56,560 Come with me! Quiet! 1031 01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,040 Easy, Mongol. It hurts. 1032 01:08:00,160 --> 01:08:02,080 I know! 1033 01:08:05,560 --> 01:08:08,840 Get up now. Hurry! 1034 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,920 Hey. Quiet! 1035 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,000 Hey, get up! 1036 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:19,359 You're too slow! 1037 01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:26,200 Hey! 1038 01:08:26,279 --> 01:08:28,200 These hostages are our living fence! 1039 01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:30,960 If they die, it's on you! 1040 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:39,960 What is it? 1041 01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:43,160 What the hell is this? 1042 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:58,760 What are you doing? 1043 01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:00,000 Your time's up, Captain. 1044 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,120 We will start killing the hostages. Where are our demands? 1045 01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:06,160 Your demands… 1046 01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:07,279 Look, just relax. 1047 01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:09,560 Don't act rashly. 1048 01:09:09,640 --> 01:09:12,240 Bullshit. You're too slow. What have you been doing? 1049 01:09:12,319 --> 01:09:15,240 Why haven't you moved the capital city to Papua? 1050 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:20,760 Well, your request has to go through a process… 1051 01:09:20,840 --> 01:09:22,279 involving the President… 1052 01:09:22,720 --> 01:09:24,520 and his ministers. 1053 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,439 Be patient, okay? We're taking care of it. 1054 01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:32,160 Even the ministers are holding a really important meeting 1055 01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:33,640 to talk about this matter. 1056 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,080 You're a liar. 1057 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,640 That wasn't my only request. 1058 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,240 We have lots of demands. Where is it? Have you? 1059 01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:41,319 The monorail is already under construction… 1060 01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:44,840 and is in the finishing stages. 1061 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:52,600 Some of the materials are on the way here from Gresik. 1062 01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:54,320 What are you talking about? 1063 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,640 The monorail has failed. 1064 01:09:55,720 --> 01:09:57,320 Even the steel got stolen. 1065 01:09:57,400 --> 01:10:00,320 It's on Twitter. Kuningan is jammed. Don't lie! 1066 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,800 -She lied to us? -Yes. 1067 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,760 Hey, why did you lie to us? 1068 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,440 Hold on. 1069 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:09,040 You are pulling our legs? 1070 01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:10,640 You think we're kidding? 1071 01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,000 Just so you know, 1072 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:15,400 the color of blood is red, General! 1073 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,720 -What's her rank? General or Captain? -Captain. 1074 01:10:17,800 --> 01:10:19,760 The color of blood is red, Captain! 1075 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:21,640 I'll start killing the hostages. 1076 01:10:21,720 --> 01:10:24,120 Stop talking now. We're going to finish them! 1077 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,000 Damn you, Twitter! 1078 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:30,040 Ladies and gentlemen. 1079 01:10:30,120 --> 01:10:33,680 We need a volunteer to be killed. Please come forward! 1080 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:36,200 -Thank you for your participation. -I didn't do it. 1081 01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:38,400 He raised my hand. 1082 01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:39,560 Pick him up. 1083 01:10:39,640 --> 01:10:42,800 -You must be a thug! -Please, have mercy on me. 1084 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,640 Okay, kill that one! 1085 01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,360 I'm still single, sir. A virgin. 1086 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,800 That's your problem. 1087 01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,480 Why didn't you get married? 1088 01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:53,600 -Do it right away! -It's better than committing adultery! 1089 01:10:53,680 --> 01:10:56,120 I didn't like his face from the first. 1090 01:10:56,200 --> 01:10:58,760 -Shoot him. -Please don't! 1091 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:01,120 You want to smoke? 1092 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,200 -Can anyone give him a cigarette? -Shut up! 1093 01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:06,240 -What's this? -Use it. 1094 01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:07,840 -Stand there. -What's your plan? 1095 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,280 Shut up! 1096 01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,160 Quiet! 1097 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,600 Just step back lest you get blood all over you. 1098 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:18,760 -Where should I go? -Stay there! 1099 01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:20,320 Hold on! 1100 01:11:20,400 --> 01:11:22,640 Our head is hot, our heart should be chill. 1101 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,040 What's the problem? Everyone has a problem. 1102 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:29,320 Some have financial problems, family problems, or love problems. 1103 01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,640 What's yours? 1104 01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:32,000 If it's a love problem-- 1105 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:33,400 I only have one problem. 1106 01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,640 -What is it? -You talk too much! 1107 01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,920 Please, let me say a last word. 1108 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:39,400 No. 1109 01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:41,360 Why is it so hard to kill a person? 1110 01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,160 Stay still! I can't aim! 1111 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:47,520 If I miss, I'd have to shoot you again. 1112 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:48,920 Relax. 1113 01:11:49,000 --> 01:11:51,160 Can I hold this while you take a shot at me? 1114 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,200 We're not taking a damn picture! 1115 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,720 Stay still! 1116 01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:56,600 Are you ready? 1117 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,120 One, two, three. 1118 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:09,560 This can't happen again. 1119 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:13,320 Find a way in! Try going in from underneath. Find something! 1120 01:12:13,400 --> 01:12:15,120 Or call a seer if you must! 1121 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:16,920 Find a way into the bank now! 1122 01:12:29,240 --> 01:12:30,280 What? 1123 01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,120 Really? 1124 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:35,920 Hey, guys. 1125 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,560 I know the way out. 1126 01:12:37,640 --> 01:12:41,040 -Are you sure? -Yes. There's an exit at the back. 1127 01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,760 No, there isn't. 1128 01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:44,080 I've seen the floor plan. 1129 01:12:44,160 --> 01:12:46,480 Our only exit is the entrance, the front door. 1130 01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:49,720 Yes, there is. This is an old Dutch colonial building. 1131 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:53,400 There's a secret tunnel all the way to the parking lot. 1132 01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,840 How do you know that? 1133 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,760 Mickey says so. 1134 01:12:57,280 --> 01:13:00,120 Oh, dear. Put me down, please. 1135 01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:02,240 Relax. I'm here, baby. 1136 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:03,880 Just follow the mouse. 1137 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,560 Okay, let's go now. 1138 01:13:05,640 --> 01:13:06,600 Fine, I'll come. 1139 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:09,080 And I'll watch your back. 1140 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,480 Can I come with you? 1141 01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:14,080 Of course, honey. 1142 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,120 Come with us. 1143 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,280 Wait. Don't take her. What for? 1144 01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:21,280 -She'll slow us down. -Don't you need a hostage 1145 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,560 to guarantee your safety? 1146 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,080 She's right. 1147 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,360 All right, take her. 1148 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:29,640 Are you seriously going to listen to a mouse? 1149 01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:32,080 Let's just follow it. What if the mouse is right? 1150 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:35,400 What if the cops see that the thieves are gone? 1151 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:54,280 Please hand me my gun. 1152 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:07,720 Remember. 1153 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:10,200 If you move even slightly… 1154 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,840 boom! You're all dead. 1155 01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:19,040 I'll wait until The Camel finishes hacking the safe. 1156 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,680 The rest can go follow the mouse. 1157 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,240 I'll stay by your side forever. 1158 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:27,480 -Go now! -Let's go! 1159 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,600 Hurry! 1160 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:32,240 Kemal, take care of the safe. 1161 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:38,440 We should go this way. 1162 01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:41,920 Straight ahead. Right? 1163 01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:45,120 Ask the mouse to be sure. 1164 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:47,320 Is it fact or just gossip? 1165 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:49,680 It is true, he goes this way all the time. 1166 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:52,320 We can't go through here. 1167 01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,640 It's a dead end. 1168 01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:55,760 Hey, Mickey, which way should we go? 1169 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:04,360 -Hurry up! -Relax. It'll be done in a minute. 1170 01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:12,600 -He's very sweet on you. -Shut up and just hurry! 1171 01:15:12,680 --> 01:15:13,960 He really is sweet on you. 1172 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,560 The mouse tells us to destroy the wall. 1173 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,760 How are we going to do that? 1174 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:22,920 All I have to do is press "Enter" and we're done. 1175 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:25,320 There, see? Done. 1176 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,520 Where? 1177 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,600 What's done? 1178 01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:32,080 -It's still locked. -Wait, what? 1179 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,880 -It's simple. Let me do it. -Don't ruin it. 1180 01:15:35,960 --> 01:15:38,440 -Seriously, I can help. -Help with what? 1181 01:15:39,920 --> 01:15:42,000 Let's use this, guys. 1182 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:52,960 Ouch! 1183 01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:55,600 What is that? 1184 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:04,240 Let's follow the mouse. 1185 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,760 He knows the way. 1186 01:16:06,840 --> 01:16:08,360 Okay, I trust you. 1187 01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,080 We'll keep going. 1188 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,240 Wait, the bomb's activated. 1189 01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:24,280 -What is going on? -Come on. 1190 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:26,880 Leave it there. Let's go. 1191 01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,120 What's going on? 1192 01:16:29,200 --> 01:16:30,720 Leave it there. 1193 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,240 Let's go! 1194 01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:37,760 What's going on? 1195 01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,200 Where is the mouse taking us? 1196 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,360 Here. 1197 01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,520 The mouse is telling us to destroy this door. 1198 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,480 -Are you sure? -Yes. 1199 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:21,080 Let's do it. We'll see where it leads us. 1200 01:17:21,160 --> 01:17:23,120 Step aside! 1201 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,000 -Don't move! -What is it? 1202 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,360 Don't move! Drop your weapon! 1203 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,560 Drop your weapon? 1204 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,400 Drop the price of fuel. 1205 01:17:38,480 --> 01:17:40,120 Then we'll drop our guns. 1206 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,280 And drop the price of chili peppers, too. 1207 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:45,040 Drop your weapons now! 1208 01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:48,960 Or drop your tones, to G major like this! 1209 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:54,000 Stop doing that! It's giving me a headache! 1210 01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:20,480 Damn! She's hot, all right! 1211 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:27,760 Are we in heaven? 1212 01:19:31,640 --> 01:19:33,760 Money! 1213 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:37,080 -We're rich! -Is this money? 1214 01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,160 What's going on here? 1215 01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:42,960 Don't play dumb! 1216 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,920 Carry the money into the car! 1217 01:19:49,000 --> 01:19:51,400 What hole is that? 1218 01:19:52,440 --> 01:19:53,800 Hurry! 1219 01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:01,480 Whoa. Hey! Here's our money! We are rich! 1220 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:04,520 Hurry, take the money to the car! 1221 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:07,280 Let me handle the cops. Step aside! 1222 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:11,640 Come on, hurry! 1223 01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:06,440 I've got a lot of money! 1224 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,600 Stop! 1225 01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,760 We have so much money! 1226 01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:18,360 Come on, hurry! 1227 01:21:19,320 --> 01:21:20,600 Watch out! 1228 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,880 The cops are after us! 1229 01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:47,600 Move a little, please. 1230 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:50,120 Where are your guns? 1231 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:51,880 Go and shoot the cops! 1232 01:21:52,040 --> 01:21:56,040 But you only told us to take the money, not the guns. 1233 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,280 You're all idiots. 1234 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,320 Who are you, anyway? Why do you keep on telling us what to do? 1235 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:06,600 Ouch. Don't touch me! 1236 01:22:06,680 --> 01:22:09,560 Damn, I have to take a full shower again! 1237 01:22:09,640 --> 01:22:11,400 The cops are getting closer. Faster. 1238 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,960 Wait. The guitar. You can shoot them with it. 1239 01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:21,800 I told you we're out of bullets. 1240 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,040 All we have left is just the guitar. 1241 01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:30,320 Dear God… 1242 01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:34,040 Get closer. 1243 01:22:38,840 --> 01:22:40,760 Get even closer! 1244 01:22:42,960 --> 01:22:45,440 I have an idea. I'll make bombs out of this. 1245 01:22:45,520 --> 01:22:47,760 Like in the movies. Give me a minute. 1246 01:22:49,320 --> 01:22:53,600 Ellya Kadam, WD Mochtar, Muchsin Alatas 1247 01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:57,360 Eva Arnaz, Barry Prima, Advent Bangun 1248 01:22:57,440 --> 01:23:01,800 Sally Marcelina, Roy Martin, Ahmad Albar 1249 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:06,640 Sally Marcelina, Roy Martin, Ahmad Albar 1250 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:10,600 Zainal Abidin, Si Mandra ala Damsik Damsik Damsik 1251 01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:12,440 Use it now. 1252 01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:16,880 Hurry! 1253 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:19,680 Eat this! The bomb from Eastern Star! 1254 01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:34,200 So blackie has been keeping a grenade all along. 1255 01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:37,880 Why didn't you tell us? Is it for your collection? 1256 01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,200 Do you know how to use it? 1257 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,480 Here. Press the button here. 1258 01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:44,880 And pull the trigger. You're done. 1259 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:48,960 Throw it out now! 1260 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:05,120 Zainal Abidin, Si Mandra ala Damsik Damsik Damsik 1261 01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:08,080 We're rich. 1262 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:26,200 Let's go find another way! 1263 01:24:54,120 --> 01:24:55,800 Who are you? 1264 01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,320 Time to sleep. 1265 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,120 -Yes. Oh! -We'll go to Maldives. 1266 01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:11,120 Turn them in. 1267 01:25:11,320 --> 01:25:13,960 And let the cops do to them what they will. 1268 01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,200 -Hold on a minute. -Okay. 1269 01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:28,920 Good thing you're not a driver. 1270 01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,040 Where did they go? 1271 01:25:41,240 --> 01:25:42,440 Captain. 1272 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:06,200 -Good afternoon, everyone. -Hello. 1273 01:26:06,520 --> 01:26:10,480 We've managed to catch the perpetrators. They went back to the hospital. 1274 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,000 Just so we are clear, 1275 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:16,440 these are indeed the patients who ran away from our facilities. 1276 01:26:16,520 --> 01:26:22,000 The rest is up to you and the law. 1277 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:25,040 You don't need to remind us of that. 1278 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:30,560 And we know you want your patients back at the facilities as soon as possible. 1279 01:26:30,840 --> 01:26:33,720 But there is a due process they need to go through. 1280 01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:36,640 We need to make sure they did this intentionally 1281 01:26:36,720 --> 01:26:39,240 or because they have psychological problems. 1282 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,480 So we caught all the bad guys? 1283 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:51,560 -Yes, sir. -Good. 1284 01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:55,080 I'm happy. Congratulations. 1285 01:26:55,760 --> 01:26:57,200 Who's that? 1286 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,280 I'm Dr. Pandji. 1287 01:26:58,360 --> 01:27:00,760 I'm the head of Cinta Waras Mental Hospital. 1288 01:27:01,040 --> 01:27:03,240 Actually, I was the one who caught them. 1289 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:07,600 The police are obligated to catch the bad guys, 1290 01:27:07,760 --> 01:27:11,440 but civilians like you also have the right to do the same. 1291 01:27:11,520 --> 01:27:14,800 But you have to release those bad guys into our custody. 1292 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:16,120 Don't be a vigilante. 1293 01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:20,040 You're a doctor, not Batman, right? 1294 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,520 But you do have the right "heels"? 1295 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:24,680 How high is my right? 1296 01:27:26,160 --> 01:27:28,320 You wanna wear woman's shoes? 1297 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:30,200 You have the right "heels." 1298 01:27:30,280 --> 01:27:31,880 Is that a joke? You're funny. 1299 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:36,480 -Don't forget what I'm telling you. -Yes, sir. 1300 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:38,960 I've got no time. I've got a lot of work. 1301 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,360 Okay. 1302 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,640 Wait. 1303 01:27:46,880 --> 01:27:50,320 Doctor, have you retrieved the bracelets? 1304 01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:54,880 Who is this? 1305 01:28:05,920 --> 01:28:07,000 USB drive? 1306 01:28:07,360 --> 01:28:08,320 Let me have it. 1307 01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,280 See what's on this. Now! 1308 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,640 Don't go anywhere. Stay here. 1309 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:17,400 That's a hoax. 1310 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:19,200 Do you know Photoshop? 1311 01:28:19,280 --> 01:28:21,040 Those photos are Photoshopped. 1312 01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:23,520 Watch him! 1313 01:28:23,840 --> 01:28:25,080 Let me go. 1314 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,640 -Here's the data. -Okay, thanks. 1315 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:38,360 That isn't me. 1316 01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,960 I know what you think 1317 01:28:40,040 --> 01:28:42,800 but that guy isn't me. He just looks like me. 1318 01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:45,240 You know how people seem to resemble others? 1319 01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:48,320 Well, that's what you have here. That's not me. 1320 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:49,520 It can't be me. 1321 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:50,960 I don't look like that. 1322 01:28:51,520 --> 01:28:54,760 Lots of people look like me. I'm not that fat. 1323 01:28:54,920 --> 01:28:56,320 Okay, stop! 1324 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:58,480 -Just take him to his holding cell. -Wait. 1325 01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:02,280 -Now! -I can explain. I'm a doctor. Hey! 1326 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,440 Who are they? 1327 01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:24,720 It's true that speaking English will make you sound cool. 1328 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:30,040 But for the tenth time, I'm telling you, we live in Indonesia. 1329 01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:34,080 Sorry, Cap. 1330 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:40,120 I meant the signal makes it look as though the perpetrators are on the move. 1331 01:29:51,880 --> 01:29:54,280 Very special. 1332 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:59,520 -Nikita baby. -Hey, what? 1333 01:29:59,600 --> 01:30:01,080 You want to touch me? 1334 01:30:01,160 --> 01:30:02,560 Don't you dare. 1335 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:05,040 You can look, but you must pay to touch. 1336 01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,720 Mind your manners. 1337 01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:17,480 What did you say? 1338 01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:19,040 All right, enough. 1339 01:30:19,120 --> 01:30:20,280 Get down, all of you. 1340 01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:21,840 Can you even talk? 1341 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,320 Half of the money is for us 1342 01:30:25,520 --> 01:30:27,200 and the other half is yours. 1343 01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:28,880 -Really? -Yeah. 1344 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:31,840 -Seriously? -Yes. 1345 01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:33,680 You're surrounded! 1346 01:30:33,760 --> 01:30:35,680 Do not move! 1347 01:30:47,520 --> 01:30:48,600 How did you know… 1348 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:52,200 Hey, did you betray me? Did you? 1349 01:31:04,880 --> 01:31:07,560 Bring the evidence. 1350 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:12,680 I'd like to report to you that the frequency signal 1351 01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,960 came from a car used by the robbers. 1352 01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:17,440 And we managed to catch them 1353 01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,320 right before they handed the money over to Cak Lontong. 1354 01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:21,680 Cak Lontong? 1355 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:26,040 Yes. The criminal kingpin we've been looking for. 1356 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:29,320 Okay, we're on our way. 1357 01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:34,680 So the mastermind behind all this is Cak Lontong. 1358 01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:40,440 The question is… 1359 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:44,840 who gave us this data and the flash disk? 1360 01:32:22,720 --> 01:32:24,720 How was your vacation? 1361 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:26,720 -Fun? -Yeah. 1362 01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:28,680 It's more fun catching bad guys. 1363 01:32:28,760 --> 01:32:30,480 Yeah. Give us more bad guys. 1364 01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,680 We're really ready. 1365 01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:38,120 I have two major jobs for all eight of you. 1366 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:43,640 Good evening! 1367 01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:46,240 Is that your son? 1368 01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,800 He's my assistant, my right-hand man. 1369 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:52,480 Quiet, Big Daddy wanna start the meeting now, okay? 1370 01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:54,560 There you go, it's his son. 1371 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,040 First… 1372 01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:02,280 I'm going to hypnotize you. 1373 01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:06,080 You'll fall asleep on there. 1374 01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:08,960 One, two, three. 1375 01:33:09,640 --> 01:33:14,520 I'll send you to a mental hospital… 1376 01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:20,400 …where it is suspected that there's an exploitation of patients 1377 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:22,920 to become crime workers. 1378 01:33:23,080 --> 01:33:25,920 Their crime is controlled by perpetrators 1379 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:30,240 inside the hospital. 1380 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:33,280 You might get brainwashed there 1381 01:33:33,360 --> 01:33:37,680 suggesting a false reality 1382 01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:40,080 under pretenses, 1383 01:33:40,160 --> 01:33:45,280 replacing the memory of your own life. 1384 01:33:45,480 --> 01:33:48,640 But don't worry, it's only temporary. 1385 01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:53,640 Remember, you are still under my hypnosis. 1386 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:57,280 I'll also put cameras there. 1387 01:33:57,960 --> 01:34:03,160 It's predicted that all of you will be signed in to carry out their next crime. 1388 01:34:03,240 --> 01:34:05,800 From there, we'll just go with the flow. 1389 01:34:05,880 --> 01:34:09,720 My right-hand man will watch you from a close distance. 1390 01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:26,840 Okay. Eight. 1391 01:34:32,200 --> 01:34:35,280 -What's this? -You'll fall asleep in three. 1392 01:34:35,360 --> 01:34:37,680 One, two, three. 1393 01:34:38,880 --> 01:34:42,320 You won't remember what is happening. 1394 01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:47,040 All you will remember when you wake up is the journey 1395 01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:50,000 to take eight patients to the police. 1396 01:34:56,360 --> 01:34:59,000 One, two… 1397 01:34:59,080 --> 01:35:00,880 And at the right time 1398 01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:03,040 I will wake you up from your hypnosis 1399 01:35:03,120 --> 01:35:05,800 to carry out the next job. 1400 01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,520 Here. 1401 01:35:10,480 --> 01:35:12,960 Your next job is very interesting. 1402 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:14,200 Cool. 1403 01:35:15,240 --> 01:35:17,640 But also very difficult. 1404 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:22,800 You will go undercover as stand-up comedians. 1405 01:35:24,840 --> 01:35:28,200 You will enter their daily lives. 1406 01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:29,680 Stay with them. 1407 01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:32,400 Monitor their struggles. 1408 01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:38,200 Among them there's one particular comedian who is most sought after and dangerous. 1409 01:35:38,360 --> 01:35:40,040 So, play nice. 1410 01:35:41,280 --> 01:35:44,040 Uncover their identity. 1411 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,960 Are you ready to be a comedian? 1412 01:35:46,040 --> 01:35:47,720 When have we ever not been ready? 1413 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:51,840 Are you all ready? 97114