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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,280 What a huge ass. 4 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,440 I bet it's comfortable once you're inside. 5 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,240 Slippers are too but you don't go out in them. 6 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,360 Who cares what it looks like? 7 00:01:58,520 --> 00:01:59,960 Anyhow, it's too small. 8 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,600 It's a motorhome, not an aircraft carrier. 9 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:05,160 They're always kind of cramped, right? 10 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,440 Like there's no basement or balcony. 11 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,240 Very funny. 12 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,480 - I like this one. - No, you don't. 13 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,800 Yes, I do. 14 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:14,960 No, you don't. 15 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,520 You're right. 16 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:20,240 Too small. 17 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,040 That's funny, a minute ago you loved it. 18 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,800 A minute changes a life! 19 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:26,640 Nine months too. 20 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:31,200 - You know what he's talking about? - Subtleties are lost on me. 21 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,560 This one looks nice, it's bigger. 22 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,800 We don't have all morning, I need to start lunch. 23 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:41,760 MY OUT-LAWS 24 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,880 Here we go. 25 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,280 Did anyone make mayonnaise? 26 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,800 You're not allowed to eat eggs! 27 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,720 How about an omelet too? 28 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,400 That's it, cholesterol! 29 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,560 It's absurd, you can have chicken. 30 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,800 And what's that initially? An egg. 31 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,040 I drink to this implacable logic. 32 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:01,840 Cheers! 33 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:03,120 To family! 34 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:04,880 Which has room to grow! 35 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,680 Oh no, not that again. 36 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,480 Yes, but it's very subtle. 37 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:10,600 No, it's not. 38 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,760 I'm not joking. I want brats, burps, and sleepsuits. 39 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,040 You've been together 5 years. 40 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:17,960 Mom is right, sweetie. 41 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,440 Harold's not a bastard like your ex. 42 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,040 - No double life, right? - Or hidden family? 43 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,240 If I do, it's well-hidden! 44 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,880 - My little orphan? - Yep. 45 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,440 He has no parents, but he has us. 46 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,960 I have your drill. Latest model, multiple bits. 47 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:35,560 - One's enough, Mom. - How do you know? 48 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,280 Don't get her started. 49 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,800 It's just to put up wall shelves. 50 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:41,680 A wall? 51 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,800 Here we go. 52 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:44,200 Wood, plaster, stone? 53 00:03:44,360 --> 00:03:45,640 Perpend, brick, cement? 54 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,640 It's not the same thing, shit! 55 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:48,520 Stop! 56 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:51,160 I need to talk to you. 57 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,160 I can't run the whole company alone anymore. 58 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:55,760 I bet. 59 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,440 I need a sales director. 60 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,080 - Hire Lopez. - Nope. 61 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:00,640 Nope. 62 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,320 Yep. 63 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:04,720 Yes! 64 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:08,400 Thank you, Hervé. I'm so happy you trust me. 65 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,720 You're my bud! 66 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,280 How will Lopez react? 67 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,760 Badly. Forget it, he hates you anyhow. 68 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,240 Focus on your new deal instead. 69 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,520 You'll brief me in the train tomorrow. 70 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,440 I won't be there tomorrow. 71 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,560 No way. 72 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,800 You'll be with Coralie, Chloé and Lopez. 73 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,680 I was counting on you. 74 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,320 Young lady? 75 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:33,560 You have anything against athletes? Physically speaking, I mean. 76 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,720 Hey, jokes aside. Why aren't you coming? 77 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,120 An "old" acquaintance showed up. 78 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,960 So to speak. She just turned 22. 79 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:44,480 - Look at this. - I don't want to know. 80 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,520 Come on, take a look. 81 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,360 It's nothing dirty. Look at this! 82 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,800 Get out of here! I don't want to see it. 83 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,840 C'mon! Don't tell me you find her unattractive? 84 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,880 Kind of hard to say. You can't see her eyes or smile. 85 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,640 It makes me super uncomfortable with Chloé. 86 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,400 I thought you two were good. 87 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,560 We are. What's the relation? 88 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh yeah? You're sick. Everything's great with your wife 89 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,120 and you show me naked mistresses. 90 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,160 Got a problem, guys? 91 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,360 - There's no problem. - Yes, there is. 92 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,960 There's no problem. Let's go, who gives a shit? 93 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,160 You can't get upset each time. 94 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,320 I won't let punks make fun of me! 95 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,080 You do speed walking. 96 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:29,160 Speed walking! It's like if I did slow racing. 97 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,280 You'll run everything? 98 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:34,520 - Yep. - Wow, that's fab. 99 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,480 Hang on. You'll be all alone in Paris with Chloé? 100 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:40,760 Uh, yes. 101 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,840 And Lopez and Coralie... 102 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,960 And the beautiful Chloé. 103 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,480 There's something I want to do with you. 104 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:50,840 Go on, tell me. 105 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,680 Tell me. 106 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,840 Have a baby. 107 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,200 Hey, Chloé, you don't have enough! 108 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:07,560 - No, I'll be drunk. - You can have one more. 109 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:09,120 Just a little. 110 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,520 That's good! 111 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,120 That's a bowlful! 112 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,040 I drink to this contract. 113 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,000 He forget to say: as the new sales director! 114 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,040 I drink to this contract that we landed together. 115 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,200 - Hey, cheers! - Bravo. 116 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,040 Ladies. 117 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,320 Drink! Drink! Drink! 118 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,240 And then you accelerate. 119 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,280 You can do 25 miles like this. 120 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:40,320 It's all in the hips. 121 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,800 I read lots of psychology books. 122 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:46,200 Yeah, I'm a guy who's interested in people. 123 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:47,760 I'm into altruism. 124 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,520 - Me too! - Yeah, it's great. 125 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,240 It's graceful. 126 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:54,840 I know what you're thinking. It looks silly? 127 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,600 My wife thinks it's sexy. 128 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,440 Oh really? Are you sure? 129 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,440 I feel like he doesn't see me anymore. 130 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:04,160 Who knows, maybe it's my fault? 131 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,960 If you want to reconquer someone who's drifting, 132 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,280 you need to make them jealous. 133 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,800 Yeah, you're right. 134 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,080 Want to make him jealous together? 135 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,840 My room's next to yours. 136 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:18,920 What? 137 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,600 We're leaving. 138 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,520 I think you've had enough. 139 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,560 No, I'm good. Shots do nothing to me. 140 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,160 Watch this. 141 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:30,760 Ole! 142 00:07:31,640 --> 00:07:33,240 - I can walk alone. - Quiet! 143 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,560 - Why? - Because. 144 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,800 This is Paris! 145 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,600 You'll feel better tomorrow. Good night. 146 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:41,280 C'mon, don't go! 147 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,360 Come on! 148 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,440 Once last drink, Harold! 149 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,960 I'm going to bed. 150 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,680 Good night. 151 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,280 Harold! 152 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,920 You're no fun. 153 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,080 Harold! 154 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:06,720 Looking for tiny tenant for 9-month lease! 155 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:17,800 Chloé, it's super late. 156 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,640 - I know, but wait. - To bed! 157 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,720 You've had too much to drink. 158 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,040 Stop it, Harold! 159 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,960 You said I was still desirable? 160 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,280 - Of course... - Wait! 161 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,440 Like, would you sleep with me? 162 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,720 Of course not. You're my best friend's wife. 163 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,480 Yeah, but... 164 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:41,920 in the absolute. 165 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,240 In the absolute... 166 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,080 any guy in the world would. 167 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:51,080 Then why don't we pretend we're in the absolute? 168 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,400 Stop it, you don't know what you're saying. 169 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:56,640 - Come on. - Stop it! 170 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,920 No. 171 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,560 This is your room. 172 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,200 - Where's the... - Your room... 173 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,520 I think you threw up. 174 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:13,720 And only stuff I didn't eat. 175 00:09:15,760 --> 00:09:17,960 No, not my bed. 176 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:19,960 Chloé. 177 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,800 My head... 178 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,600 I don't believe it. 179 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:45,840 Hello, you have 180 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 reached Harold Becker's voicemail. 181 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,200 I'm not available at the moment, please leave a message 182 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,960 and I'll get back to you. 183 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,480 Hello, darling. It's me. 184 00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:59,240 It's 11:30, time to get up. You have a train! I miss you. 185 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:08,240 Hello. 186 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,640 Could you please put me through to Harold Becker's room? 187 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,120 Thank you. 188 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,320 It's your wake-up call! 189 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:20,760 Hello? 190 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,760 Who's speaking please? 191 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,200 Chloé. 192 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,160 And who are you? 193 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,480 Excuse me, you gave me the wrong room. 194 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,920 I want Mr. Becker. 195 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,520 Thank you. 196 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:46,240 Shit, who is it? 197 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:11,480 Hello, darling. 198 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,400 Everything go well? 199 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,040 You might say that. 200 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,480 I signed the biggest contract of the year. 201 00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,480 Didn't you get my message? 202 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,720 What time are your parents coming? 203 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,560 You ok? 204 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,720 And you, nothing new? 205 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:36,960 No. 206 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,480 You get to bed late? 207 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:41,200 Yeah, must've been around 3 am. 208 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,400 And you went to bed? 209 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,920 Yes. 210 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,040 In your bed, like usual? 211 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,160 Uh... 212 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:50,200 Yeah. 213 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:52,560 What's wrong? 214 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:54,160 We wanted a baby! 215 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,800 - We'll have one. - And you slept with Chloé! 216 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,600 No, I didn't. 217 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,480 I called this morning. 218 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,760 She answered in your room. 219 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,480 That was nothing. 220 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:10,440 Last night we exchanged rooms. 221 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,800 - Oh yeah? - Yes. 222 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:15,120 And why'd you do that at 3 am? 223 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,200 It was Chloé. 224 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:21,120 She was kind of drunk. 225 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,880 Totally trashed, actually. We drank shots. 226 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,240 She was sick. 227 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:29,200 She vomited in my room, and so I took hers. 228 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,480 Garance. 229 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,400 I love you. And we're going to have a baby. 230 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,640 I'm not going to cheat on you. 231 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,400 When I do fool around 232 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:50,200 when you're old and ugly, that is next year... 233 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,880 It won't be with my best friend's wife. 234 00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:58,920 I'm sorry. 235 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,640 I'm sorry. 236 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,960 You must think I'm hysterical. You understand? 237 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,280 Of course, I do. 238 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,000 Who is it? 239 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,960 What a coincidence. It's Chloé. 240 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,480 "We need to talk about last night." 241 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,200 Well, well. 242 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:27,000 That could obviously create confusion, let me explain... 243 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,360 I slept with no one. Enough, Chloé! 244 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,320 - Shit! - I mean Garance! 245 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,240 I can get mad too. 246 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,480 Is that what you want? 247 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,880 Garance! 248 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,320 Calm down! 249 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,120 No, Garance! 250 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,360 Calm down! 251 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,640 Open the door, you bastard! 252 00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:55,120 Shit! Can we talk like two reasonable adults? 253 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,880 She said, "Bring wine for you, I'm not drinking." 254 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,400 Maybe she has a headache. 255 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:04,880 Or she's on a diet. 256 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,920 We're going to be grandparents. 257 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,080 - You think so. - I'm sure! 258 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:12,440 I know my daughter. She's never been this happy. 259 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,760 My life is over. 260 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:20,680 We were going to have a baby. 261 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,800 A little baby, and he... 262 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,680 Hang on a second. 263 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,240 Let him explain. 264 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,680 There's surely an explanation. 265 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,240 Something silly. 266 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,400 Right, Harold? 267 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,320 A silly explanation? 268 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,200 Right? 269 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,480 Of course, I've told her 20 times. 270 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,400 Then why did a girl answer the phone in your room? 271 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,880 I repeat. 272 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,440 She was sick, so I gave her my room and took hers. 273 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:48,880 - That's all. - I'd have done the same. 274 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,000 There you go. How about a drink? 275 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:54,720 For information, Chloé is the wife of Hervé. His best friend. 276 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,080 We just talked. 277 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,280 Breaking news! About what? 278 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,360 - Nothing much, you know. - No, I don't. 279 00:15:00,520 --> 00:15:03,480 No, because I don't talk about "nothing much" at 3 am 280 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,160 in a man's hotel room. 281 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,840 But it's not impossible. 282 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,680 It's not common, but it's not impossible. 283 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,280 Right, Coline? 284 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:13,400 - What? - It's not impossible. 285 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,440 At night in a hotel. 286 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,720 Talk... with a girl. 287 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,480 No, it's not impossible. 288 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,160 That's what I said. Because nothing happened! 289 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,160 Give him the benefit of the doubt, sweetie. 290 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:31,160 Look, if you did something dumb now's the time to say. 291 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,920 Let me show you what this is about. 292 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,880 Chloé and me at the beach last year. 293 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,400 She's the sex bomb. 294 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,400 Sex bomb, I don't know. 295 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,320 She's not bad, but... 296 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:54,320 Besides, looks are subjective. Most men could care less. 297 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:00,360 Ok, she's gorgeous. 298 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,600 I didn't say she's not beautiful. 299 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,480 Or that she wasn't in my room. 300 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,800 But I didn't touch her. Why? 301 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,960 Because I'm faithful! It's dumb, huh? 302 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,720 And I love you. Even if you're seriously starting to piss me off. 303 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:16,160 That was a love declaration. 304 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:20,320 Granted, it was crap, but a declaration nonetheless. 305 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,280 He loves you. You love him. 306 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,560 We love you. And you're having a baby. 307 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,840 - Let's have a drink. - No! 308 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,960 When I asked him if he'd slept in his room, 309 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,520 he said "yes." So he lied. 310 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:35,640 I just got home after 2 days of work. 311 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,240 I was wiped out. 312 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:38,960 I answered automatically. 313 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:41,960 Mom, Dad, I need to be alone. 314 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,480 There will be some major changes in my life. 315 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,960 And you... 316 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,640 get out. 317 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,520 Until proven otherwise, this is my home too. 318 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,000 I will not leave my home. Is that clear? 319 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,680 By the way, your speed walking is pathetic. 320 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,520 Hey, we're here. 321 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,280 Thanks. She'll get some sleep and it'll all work out. 322 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,960 Of course. 323 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,440 - It'll work out. - You can stay with us. 324 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,360 Come over, we need to talk! 325 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:23,360 Thanks André, but my night's not over yet. 326 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,400 Don't move. 327 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,000 Almost done. 328 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,640 It's Harold. 329 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,040 Harold? 330 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,680 Why? 331 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,720 We need to talk compressors. 332 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,440 Just compressors? 333 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,240 Yes, the deadlines. Why? 334 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,400 No reason. 335 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,120 Hey, godfather! 336 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,640 Hey, kiddo. Life's good? 337 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,400 Yes! 338 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,120 Sweetheart, go to your room please. 339 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,840 Ok. We have a problem. 340 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,720 Before you go any further... 341 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,800 - Chloé and I... - Let Hervé finish! 342 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,360 The two of you went all the way. 343 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,080 Not at all. 344 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,360 No, not at all. 345 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,720 Yes, we celebrated. 346 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,800 - We all drank too much. - Let him talk, shit! 347 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,640 Calm down, hon. 348 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,840 It's unbelievable, you're the boss! 349 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,400 It's cool, he can speak up too. 350 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,680 Stop being so modest. 351 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:34,160 She told me everything. She said you were the best. 352 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,880 - The best? - With the contract. 353 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,160 There you go! 354 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,240 So just shut up. 355 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,280 Hon, calm down. 356 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,800 He keeps interrupting. 357 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,120 So he interrupted. Everything's cool. 358 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,400 It's impolite. 359 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:52,240 I should've told you sooner. We're changing compressor suppliers. 360 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,200 Ah, the compressors. 361 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,480 Yes, of course. 362 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:56,360 Of course. 363 00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:58,760 You see, it helps to listen. 364 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,280 We're done with Celestin? 365 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,000 He increases his profit margin twice a year. 366 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,120 So I politely suggested he fuck off. 367 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,040 I see. 368 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:09,320 I'm sorry, I completely forgot. 369 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:12,280 Why the suitcases? 370 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,600 You having trouble with Garance? 371 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,280 We had a fight. 372 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:18,720 Something stupid. 373 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,200 When she gets an idea in her head... 374 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,880 Want the keys to the party room? 375 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,640 The party room? 376 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:29,200 The studio apartment where I... 377 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,520 Ah, I see. The party room. 378 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:35,840 Yeah, why not? It'll give Garance time to calm down. 379 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,760 Sure. Thanks, dude. 380 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,800 You get some? 381 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:43,960 Of course not. 382 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,720 You got some! You scored with Coralie? 383 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,480 She's got the hots for you. 384 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:52,000 C'mon, let's see the pics. Any sex tapes? 385 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,480 - Sex tapes? - I didn't score. 386 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,720 You know... 387 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,560 I kind of envy you. 388 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,520 You're the one who's right. 389 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,400 Maybe I should try... 390 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,920 but I don't feel ready. 391 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,120 But, uh... 392 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,440 Tomorrow night, I need it. 393 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,200 I ordered a special service. 394 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,240 I'm talking about a true nymphomaniac. 395 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,840 - Don't tell me... - She can... 396 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,920 - Samuel's pen ran on his bed. - Oh, no. 397 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,400 Stay here with Dad. 398 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,560 Have a seat, sweetie. 399 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,680 "Toto's Diary." 400 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,280 So, as I was saying... 401 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,840 And which I don't want to know or hear about because... 402 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,400 The artist I was telling you about. 403 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,720 I've heard her album. 404 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,160 It starts off with a clarinet solo. 405 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,960 Not a single wrong note, 406 00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:43,160 she's a virtuoso musician. 407 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,120 Unbelievable. Tomorrow night there will be 408 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,520 triangles, slide 409 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,160 trombones, big drums. The whole 9 yards. 410 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,200 You just turned me off classical. 411 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,840 I'll never be able to listen to Mozart again. 412 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,720 Speaking of which. 413 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:03,280 Maybe try fewer concerts and more chamber music at home. 414 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,600 Honey, it's late. 415 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,560 It's Samuel's bedtime. 416 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,880 If Mom says it's time, it's time. Ready, sweetheart? 417 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,440 Come on. 418 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,280 - Good night, Godfather. - Night, pal. 419 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,600 How'd you end up so cute with such an ugly dad? 420 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,320 - It was Mom. - Ah ha! 421 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:22,040 - Don't move. - I'll wait for you. 422 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,280 Let's go, I'll tell you a story. 423 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,840 Garance wants to leave me, you have to call her. 424 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,360 Oh shit! 425 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,800 You're right. I'll apologize. 426 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,000 - Apologize for what? - When Hervé finds out... 427 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,640 He'll kill me. 428 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,680 Hang on. 429 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,120 When he finds out what? 430 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,280 - What do you remember? - Seriously? 431 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,240 I went to your room during the night 432 00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,280 and woke up in your bed. 433 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,080 No need to spell it out. 434 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,480 Yes, there is. Because nothing happened! 435 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:04,880 I see. 436 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,640 You're right. Nothing happened. 437 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,520 Chloé, nothing happened. 438 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,400 - Nothing happened... - That's it. 439 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,880 - And it'll never happen again. - Shit! 440 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,040 Chloé, you scare me. 441 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,200 We didn't have sex. 442 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,760 Ok, I got it. 443 00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:24,400 We say we didn't have sex. 444 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,240 Quiet! 445 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,440 You don't remember a thing. 446 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,040 For the last time: I didn't touch you. 447 00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:33,480 Ok? 448 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,680 This is Garance. Leave a message after the beep. 449 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,440 Oh fuck. 450 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,080 What a bastard! 451 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,360 Of course, he's leaving me a zillion messages. 452 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,880 Classic. He wants to get you back. 453 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,480 What? Are you crazy? 454 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,640 - Everyone out. - You don't give us orders. 455 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,720 I need to talk to my wife. Alone. 456 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,360 Ok. 457 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,160 Are you sure? 458 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,880 - You're a real bastard. - Are you crazy? 459 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,680 Call me. 460 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:08,440 You know what gets me? 461 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,000 I'm paying for your ex. 462 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,080 Don't even go there. 463 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,800 He's the bastard, not me. 464 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,160 Are you kidding? 465 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,640 He was Gandhi compared to you. 466 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,040 Yes, he cheated on me non-stop. 467 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,320 But he didn't say we'd have a baby. 468 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,200 At some point, loving someone means trusting them. 469 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:27,440 Otherwise... 470 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,280 Mom, it's me. Could you do me a favor? 471 00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:34,280 My ex is coming by my place to get his things. 472 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,240 Could you be there for me? 473 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,960 I don't want to see him. 474 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,720 I can't hear! Tonight what? 475 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:41,800 Hang up and listen to me. 476 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,840 And that way, you guys can say a last goodbye. 477 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:47,880 Goodbye? 478 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,040 Yes, goodbye. Because we'll never see him again. 479 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,000 André, please stop that! It's Garance. 480 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,320 Never ever? 481 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,720 Yes, never ever... 482 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,120 Like not anymore. Never again. 483 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,280 It's sad, but that's the way it is. 484 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,480 You're spoiling everything for no reason. 485 00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:15,640 Love you. Bye. 486 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,720 So this is it? 487 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,880 Did you get everything? 488 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,760 Yeah, I think so. 489 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:55,080 - Where will you go? - There's a hotel near the bypass. 490 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,680 I guess I'll be off. 491 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,240 I'm sorry about all this. 492 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,440 I'll miss you. 493 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:09,920 No, no, no! 494 00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,240 No one's going to miss anyone. 495 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,640 We're going to fight and overcome. 496 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,360 And get back together. We're a family! 497 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,040 You can't go to some hotel. 498 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,800 Give me that. Let's go for dinner. 499 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,640 - It's not even 7. - Then we'll eat early. 500 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,320 - What if Garance finds out? - She won't. 501 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,760 How about a bistro? 502 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,240 Good idea. Chez Antoine just reopened. 503 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,800 - My favorite clients! - We too early? 504 00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,240 You're never too early. 505 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,880 - Have a seat. - It sure has changed here. 506 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,680 You remodeled? 507 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,560 - Don't you like it? - Yes, yes. 508 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,600 But I liked it before too. 509 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,560 It was rustic. 510 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,120 Welcome to the 21st Century. 511 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:55,640 Thank you. 512 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,720 Your daughter's not here? 513 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,080 No, just the 3 of us. 514 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:03,680 - This lit-up table is unusual. - See that? Neo-lighting. 515 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,360 It's true that it's... 516 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,640 neo-ugly. 517 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,520 You changed the menu too? 518 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,920 We upgraded at all levels. 519 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,400 Say, Antoine, 520 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,080 what's "Tuscan Dream à la Phocaean Rubies"? 521 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,560 A heirloom tomato sprinkled with buffalo burrata. 522 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,360 Tomato-mozzarella salad. 523 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:24,880 No, not at all. 524 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,280 It's a revamped 525 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,640 - tomato... - Where's my wild-boar pâté? 526 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,560 Here it is. "Celebration of Autumn Game." 527 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,920 Only 30 euros. 528 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,880 - No more fries? - Fries? 529 00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:39,040 Yes. 530 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,200 That's a good one! 531 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,000 Very funny. Well then, 532 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,760 take your time ordering. Savor your meal. 533 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,240 Did he say "savor your meal"? 534 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:51,000 No more fries? 535 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:54,120 "Savor your meal"? You say "enjoy." 536 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,520 - No more fries. - "Savor your meal"! 537 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,720 You can prove what you've done, 538 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:00,440 not what you haven't done. 539 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,800 I can prove I was in Venice because I have photos 540 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,240 of me on a gondola. 541 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,520 How do I prove I was never in Venice? 542 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,240 By showing pictures of St. Mark's Square without me? 543 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,040 Chloé is Venice. 544 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,960 Where I've never been. 545 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,440 I'm out of Brouilly. I got you a bottle of Minervois. 546 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,720 That's a shame. I liked your 19-euro Brouilly. 547 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:25,760 That was my last bottle. We've gone organic. 548 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,280 So, how's everything? 549 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,640 Did you change chefs? 550 00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,640 - It wasn't like... - Like what? 551 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,360 It wasn't like usual. 552 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,520 Like before. 553 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:39,040 I hope not! Change is necessary. 554 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,680 Well actually, I liked it before. 555 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,320 Well then. 556 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,000 I wish you... 557 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:46,920 fine continuation! 558 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,440 Did he say "fine continuation"? 559 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,640 "Fine continuation"! 560 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,400 It's corked. 561 00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,480 Antoine. 562 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,480 Your wine is undrinkable. 563 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,480 Taste. 564 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,760 It's not corked. It's the tannin. 565 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,000 That's organic. 566 00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:15,840 No, that's corked. 567 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,640 I think it tastes fine. 568 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,600 Besides, the bottle is open now. 569 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,680 Sorry. 570 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,360 It's open, but it's corked. 571 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,400 Learn to taste wine, kiddo. 572 00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:25,480 Then we'll talk. 573 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,040 We've upgraded in terms of clientele as well. 574 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,160 - Calm down. - Your "new-take" veal stew 575 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:32,760 was awful! Too much cumin. 576 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,120 And the "citrus tartar," horrible! Fruit salad with meat? 577 00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,600 Next time, go for kebabs. 578 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,000 It's more your style. 579 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,600 We've been coming here for 25 years. 580 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,520 I'll never set foot here again! 581 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,160 - Calm down. - Fine continuation, up your ass! 582 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,280 - Calm down. - He's a jerk, drop it. 583 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,200 Harold, come back! 584 00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:57,520 - Hello? - Mom, it's me. 585 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,880 How are you, sweetie? 586 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,480 Not so hot. I thought I'd drop by, I haven't eaten. 587 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,640 Yes, but we're not home. 588 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,520 Where are you? 589 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680 Place du Marché. 590 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:10,800 Perfect! We can go to Chez Antoine. It just reopened. 591 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:12,800 Yes, but no. That's not... 592 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,440 Oh, come on! It'll do me good. I'll be right there. 593 00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,720 Right there... like what exactly? 594 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,840 10-12 minutes? Or right now? 595 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 - I'm parking the car. - Right there! 596 00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:26,400 - She's here. - Oh, shit! 597 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,200 - Hurry up! - No, hang on. 598 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,240 I'm going to talk to her. 599 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,400 Come on, hurry up! 600 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,280 Get lost or we're dead! 601 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,480 There she is! Our girl is coming. 602 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,520 But look who's here! 603 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,600 Why didn't you go in? 604 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,240 We can go for drinks first. 605 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:57,120 - How about sushi? You love that. - Good idea. 606 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,240 - Mom hates sushi. - No. 607 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,560 You say raw fish is disgusting. 608 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,200 I don't like raw fish, but I like sushi. 609 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,320 Nonsense. 610 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:07,960 - We're right here. - Wait! 611 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,600 Oh shit! 612 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,760 - Hello. - Let's sit here. 613 00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,360 Hello, Antoine. 614 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,040 How are you? In good form? 615 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,360 I'll sit here. 616 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,320 What's with the deco? It's horrible. 617 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,800 Funny to see you here. 618 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,640 We were walking past and said... 619 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,280 - He's reopened! - It's been a while. 620 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,880 - When was it, 6 months ago? - It was before the works. 621 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,800 Last time we came. 622 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520 Six months? 623 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:45,920 That's right, 6 months. 624 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,600 Haven't been back since. 625 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,720 It's been that long, has it? 626 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,080 Your lovely fiancé isn't here? 627 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,400 No. 628 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,240 I'm single again. 629 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,280 We don't see him at all. 630 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,320 Not at all. 631 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,200 I see. 632 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,320 We'll order. 633 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,520 No, André. 634 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,280 I know what you need. 635 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,720 The veal stew! 636 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,200 You like cumin? 637 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,600 - I love it. - And you, Coline? 638 00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:27,320 The citrus tartar? You'll tell me what you think. 639 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,360 Funny, that's what I wanted. 640 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,720 For you... 641 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,160 The Surprise of the Day. 642 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,280 Try this. 643 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:39,920 It's organic. 644 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:41,080 You don't mind? 645 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,120 To the contrary, we love organic. 646 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,240 There we go. 647 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:56,280 Well? 648 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,320 What do you say? 649 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,880 How is it? 650 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,880 - It's good. - Very good. 651 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,840 - Some people don't like it. - Oh really? 652 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,160 How preposterous. 653 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,200 Some pretentious jerks earlier 654 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:15,120 hated it. You believe that? 655 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,600 Excuse me, but it's corked. 656 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,480 No, it's organic. 657 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,160 She's right. 658 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,480 Have you lost your sense of taste? 659 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,440 No, this is corked. 660 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,120 I'll get another bottle. But not the same one. 661 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,720 It'll cost more. 662 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,600 Quality doesn't come cheap. 663 00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,480 I wish you fine continuation. 664 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,960 As long as you stick to your "I didn't touch her" version, 665 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,160 we'll get nowhere. 666 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,200 It's not a "version," dammit! 667 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,600 It's the simple, factual truth. 668 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,880 Harold, you're Bill Clinton. 669 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,440 No, I'm not Bill Clinton. 670 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,600 I didn't screw the trainee. 671 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:14,240 The problem wasn't that Bill screwed Monica what's-her-face. 672 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,160 The problem was he lied. 673 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,880 He fessed up and everyone got on with things. 674 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,280 "A sin confessed..." 675 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,360 Besides, one little slip up... 676 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:25,160 It's no big deal. 677 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:26,920 It happens to everyone. 678 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,880 I have no right to preach. 679 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,080 Hang on. 680 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:32,280 Hang on a second. 681 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,800 Do you have a lover? 682 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,520 It was long ago. One time. 683 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,440 Something dumb with a colleague. 684 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,080 It was a shit period. 685 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:43,640 It was when André fell out with his father. 686 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,560 Does he know? 687 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:47,640 No! I didn't get caught. That makes all the difference. 688 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,960 - Hey, how's it going? - And you? 689 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,640 Fine. 690 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,080 Garance called me. 691 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:04,680 And? 692 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,200 Nothing, just to say hi. 693 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,440 She's sad you broke up. 694 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,080 Bah-blah-blah. 695 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,240 Girls' stuff. 696 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,400 Oh, she said you slept with... 697 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,560 Who was it? 698 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,280 Oh yes, Chloé! 699 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,200 My wife. 700 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:18,560 Hervé. 701 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:21,840 When I asked her, "Did you sleep with Harold?" 702 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,720 She said... 703 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,440 "Please forgive me!" 704 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,840 It's a living nightmare. 705 00:35:32,240 --> 00:35:34,840 Hang on. Hervé, let me explain. 706 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,240 Everyone, please! 707 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,200 I just had a talk with Harold 708 00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,400 and I'd like to share it with you. 709 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,040 How long's it been? 19 years? 710 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,680 Whatever, my best friend! 711 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,440 I hired him when he was down. 712 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,640 Didn't even have the qualifications. 713 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,120 He was my friend, right? 714 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,000 Remember? You disagreed. 715 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,880 You never could stand him. 716 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,160 You don't like him. 717 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,920 I'd never do that, I'm your son's godfather! 718 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,920 Oh yes! 719 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,160 The icing on the cake. 720 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,160 He's my son's godfather. 721 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:09,240 And only last week, I gave him a promotion. 722 00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,040 And you know what he does to thank me? 723 00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,280 No? 724 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,120 No one? 725 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:16,520 Hervé. 726 00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:18,600 - He screws my wife. - I didn't. 727 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,480 I send him to Paris for 2 days. 728 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,040 He gets her drunk... 729 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:23,280 and fucks her! 730 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,720 False. You're talking shit. Don't listen. 731 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,360 Denis, if I gave you a promotion would you screw my wife? 732 00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,480 Don't answer. 733 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,800 - Answer me honestly. - Don't answer. 734 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,840 - No. - You see, Denis wouldn't do it. 735 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,280 But who knows, maybe he's an exception. 736 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,480 What about you? 737 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,400 The young trainee. What's your name? 738 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:46,720 Karim. 739 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,640 Karim... 740 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,000 Would you fuck your best friend's wife? 741 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,920 No. 742 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,480 - You and your dick, you're fired. - No. 743 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,400 I quit. 744 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,280 Because a real friend would give me the benefit of the doubt. 745 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,080 Didn't do a thing. 746 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:30,560 Didn't touch her. 747 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:31,960 Maybe I should've. 748 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,040 But I'm not like that. 749 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,760 I know, it's stupid. 750 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,640 But I'm not like that. 751 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:45,600 No, take your time. 752 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,920 Finish up. 753 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,600 Thanks, captain. 754 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,240 I'm done. 755 00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:53,600 To the station! 756 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,320 There he is. Look at the state the poor guy's in. 757 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,520 You... 758 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,200 You won't get upset? 759 00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,880 I never get upset, honey. 760 00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,560 I'll calmly explain things. 761 00:38:11,720 --> 00:38:13,240 They're responsible officials. 762 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,920 I'm an honest taxpayer. 763 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,600 We'll get on marvelously. 764 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:18,280 I'm going. 765 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,160 That idiot. 766 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,440 He's not serious. 767 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,120 I don't believe it. 768 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,680 Stop it! 769 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:29,880 Goodbye. 770 00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,080 - How's everyone? - Awful. 771 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,440 My back is killing me. 772 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,120 I slept on a cement bench. 773 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,960 And me, in the car! 774 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:47,720 I'm fed up with both of you! 775 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,400 Forbidding is forbidden. 776 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,960 I'm gonna throw up. 777 00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,040 No way. Get in the front seat. 778 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:01,120 At home, it's straight to the shower. 779 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,160 You both stink! 780 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,960 I'm sorry, Coline. I'm only trouble for you. I'm lost. 781 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,200 Oh, shit. 782 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,960 - What, is he sick? - No, Garance is here. 783 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,760 Shit! 784 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,840 - Hide! - Stop it! 785 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,320 Don't stop, drive around the block. 786 00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:19,920 - I'm gonna be sick. - Shut up. 787 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:20,920 Quiet. 788 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,360 Easy does it! 789 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,600 - We'll pick you up later. - You hurt me! 790 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,160 Just be quiet. 791 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,280 Are you ok? 792 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,240 You're in the neighborhood? 793 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:56,880 I wanted to bring the drill back. 794 00:40:57,320 --> 00:40:59,000 Didn't you guys see me? 795 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,360 Why are you driving around like that? 796 00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:03,480 Like what? 797 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:07,120 With Dad in the back like the Queen of England. 798 00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,680 It was a first. It made your father happy. 799 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,160 You know, cooped up all day long inside. 800 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,680 Want to come in? You probably need to go. 801 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:16,720 Yes, I have to go. 802 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,520 Too bad. Bye-bye. 803 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,520 Bye-bye, sweetie. 804 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,160 Bye-bye! 805 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:31,720 Bye-bye. 806 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,760 Bye-bye! 807 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,640 I can't take anymore. 808 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,680 - Stop. - Eggs are good for you. 809 00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,160 Yeah, right. That's what I miss most. 810 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:45,360 The morning cholesterol. 811 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,040 - I think I'll have some. - It's forbidden! 812 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,280 For me too. 813 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,440 We can't keep meeting up in secret. 814 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,040 - It's getting absurd. - You're right. 815 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,120 - We need to talk to her. - I'll do it. 816 00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,280 We need to set things straight. 817 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:01,600 Sometimes you have to put your foot down! 818 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:02,920 Alert! 819 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,920 - There she is! - Oh, shit! 820 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,160 Here, take this! 821 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,800 - The fork! - There, the fork. 822 00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,560 The frying pan. 823 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,560 The frying pan! 824 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,520 -You take it! - I don't eat eggs! 825 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,440 - You deal with it. - Bastard! 826 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,000 Yoo-hoo, it's me again! 827 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,920 Hello again, sweetie. 828 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:38,440 It's silly, I forgot to give you the drill. 829 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:44,520 Am I disturbing you? 830 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:47,000 Sweetie, you drop by whenever you want. 831 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,840 There's no problem! 832 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,880 What's this? 833 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,200 What? 834 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:52,640 These eggs. 835 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,160 They're mine! 836 00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,920 They said on TV that before noon it didn't count. 837 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:03,640 Don't be silly, they said once a year. 838 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,800 - You can eat them. - Yes. 839 00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,760 And today's the day. 840 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,480 Are you alright? 841 00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:13,920 Sorry, I... 842 00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,880 I was wondering if you weren't... 843 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,480 with Harold. 844 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,280 - What? - Who? 845 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,280 Oh God, I can't think of horrible things like that. 846 00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,040 Dad, stop eating those eggs. 847 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,120 Since you brought it up... 848 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,200 - Isn't it time you made up? - Yes. 849 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,560 Stop right there. 850 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:36,800 - Your life is ahead of you! - I won't build it on lies. 851 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,280 You're impossible! 852 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,040 What's the issue? 853 00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,440 Whether or not he slept with Chloé? 854 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,040 Well yes, he did! 855 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:47,040 There. It's not like he's leading a double life. 856 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,760 He messed up one time! 857 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:53,160 - You can't throw your life away. - We've understood. 858 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:56,360 Your mother's trying to say you need to move on. 859 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:58,120 Not stay fixated. 860 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,000 Stop eating that. 861 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,840 It's strange but... 862 00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,320 that makes me feel better. 863 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,920 It's very strange, but it feels good. 864 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,640 I needed that wake-up call, Mom. 865 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,240 I almost fell for it. 866 00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,680 It seemed like too much. All the evidence pointing to him. 867 00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,720 I was this close to calling him and starting afresh. 868 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,600 What an idiot I am. 869 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,320 - That's not exactly.... - Hush. 870 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,800 I have to go, I'm late. 871 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:34,760 Bye-bye. See you later. 872 00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:43,680 Good job. 873 00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:55,520 Why? 874 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,480 It just came out. 875 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,440 You do whatever it takes. Send flowers, 876 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:28,040 get down on your knees, write poems, sing serenades... 877 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,600 You make her cry, and bam! You knock her up. 878 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,840 I've tried! She won't talk to me. 879 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,920 I want grandkids. It's my right. 880 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,920 The loan was refused? 881 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:00,440 Yes, because your husband is... 882 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,720 a man. So he will... 883 00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,160 cheat on you and dump you like... 884 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:06,560 - A piece of shit. - Yes. 885 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,680 - Your life will be ruined. - But no... 886 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,520 - You have a good week, sweetie? - Normal. 887 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,200 What did you guys do? 888 00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:24,480 The usual retiree stuff. 889 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:26,480 Very exciting. I got new glasses. 890 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:28,320 - His back hurts. - My knees too. 891 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,480 We watched the news on TV. 892 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,840 Twice a day. We raise the volume. 893 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,560 The two of you? 894 00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,600 - Yes. - Of course. 895 00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:39,600 It's funny, 896 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,200 because last week something was bothering me. 897 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:44,640 And now I know why. 898 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:50,000 So, I just wanted to know. 899 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,680 What's unclear about: "Never see him again"? 900 00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:55,000 You hired a detective to follow us? 901 00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:55,880 Yes. 902 00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,200 Ok, we saw him again. But just once. 903 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:10,880 It's because he's unhappy. 904 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,960 He's lost his fiancée, his job, his best friend. 905 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,400 We were afraid he'd do something stupid. 906 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,600 He's hit rock-bottom. He's broken. 907 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,320 He cries all day. 908 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:29,600 Not there. 909 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:39,240 So. 910 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,880 This is you... Dad. 911 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,040 Mom. 912 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,920 And me, Garance, your daughter. 913 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,640 Cheated on. 914 00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,360 Unhappy. 915 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:53,680 This... 916 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,480 is the ex. 917 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:57,560 You cannot... 918 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,480 go to the optician's, 919 00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,440 eat cotton candy, 920 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,400 or even just have fun with him. 921 00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,640 It's forbidden, you can't do it. 922 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,880 Otherwise, 923 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,640 you will no longer see 924 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,880 the unhappy daughter. 925 00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:15,400 Look, we just can't cut the umbilical cord! 926 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:16,280 Excuse me? 927 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,600 Hang on, the cord is with me. Not your ex-son-in-law. 928 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,720 We're not machines, good Lord! 929 00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,000 It's your fault. 930 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,000 You're the one who introduced him to us. 931 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,920 You wanted us to accept him, and we did. 932 00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,720 Then from one day to the next, we forget him? 933 00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,200 You wanted us to love him. Well, there! 934 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:36,600 We love him. 935 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:42,000 C'mon, eat your green beans. 936 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,800 Hurry up, come on. 937 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,800 Stop whining. 938 00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:50,880 Did you know tablets can receive SMS messages? 939 00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,840 Can't you see I'm feeding my son? 940 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,280 Oh, sorry. 941 00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,120 Yes, I know, but I removed the option. Why? 942 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,640 Why? Because I reactivated it. 943 00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:01,200 Who's Cristal? 944 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:05,840 Spelling's not her thing. 945 00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:07,800 "Doggie-style..." 946 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:10,560 has two "G's." You'll tell her? 947 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:20,400 We're separated. 948 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,040 Yep. It's sad, but that's life. 949 00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,920 - Well... - Hang on. 950 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,720 Look, I... 951 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,080 I know you're suffering too. 952 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,880 I never wanted this. 953 00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:35,480 Me either. 954 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,600 No one did. 955 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,840 - I'm going. - Hang on one second. 956 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:46,000 How did this happen? 957 00:49:58,840 --> 00:49:59,920 My love. 958 00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,320 Go on, answer. No problem. 959 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,560 No, it's nothing important. It's work. 960 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:15,240 You're unemployed. 961 00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:16,280 Who is it? 962 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,200 Is it her? 963 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,600 Chloé? 964 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,640 It's Chloé. 965 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,160 Listen here, you fat slut. 966 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:24,920 You ruined my life, 967 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,280 and screwed me, but it's finished, I'm done with you. 968 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,120 I hope you burn in hell, you dirty whore! 969 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:32,760 You hear me? 970 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,800 Everything ok? 971 00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,960 Not really. 972 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:47,440 Dad! 973 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,480 Came to inspect? 974 00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:55,160 Hang on, I'm coming. 975 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,280 Can you manage with all that gear? Must not be easy alone. 976 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,000 I won't say it's easy. 977 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,640 It's a pain. 978 00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:07,080 I liked doing it with someone whose name is forbidden. 979 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,480 So I do it alone. 980 00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,920 That's life. I do what I'm told. 981 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:15,840 We had coffee. 982 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,560 And? 983 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,400 Chloé called him. Right there in front of me. 984 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:26,000 You know who called me today? Mr. Morinho. 985 00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,560 To trim the lime tree. 986 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,760 - And he's not my lover. - It's different! 987 00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:30,840 - It's the same! - No. 988 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 What's so shameful about forgiving? 989 00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:34,880 Now I've heard it all. 990 00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:37,000 You wops are unbelievable. 991 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,800 You refuse to see your dad. 992 00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,360 I don't even know 993 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,240 my grandfather, and you talk about forgiving. 994 00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:46,280 I'm sorry, I didn't want to bring that up. 995 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,920 I didn't want to hurt you. 996 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,600 It's the past. 997 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,440 And it's not your business. 998 00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,080 - It's between him and me. - Not my business? 999 00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,320 I have a grandfather out there who I don't know. 1000 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,880 - It's kind of dumb. - Yes, it is. 1001 00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,120 Can't change it. 1002 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,680 And as a husband, there wasn't much to forgive. 1003 00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,360 Mom is the absolute dream wife. 1004 00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,560 You know, couples... 1005 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:19,520 At least she didn't cheat on you. 1006 00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,400 Sure. 1007 00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,480 Whatever. 1008 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:28,400 Whatever what? 1009 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,120 Just plain whatever. 1010 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,520 Mom cheated on you? 1011 00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,520 This isn't about us, it's about you. 1012 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,680 Are you going to try and patch things up or not? 1013 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,000 If couples separated over the slightest slip. 1014 00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:54,120 - Want me to help you with your gear? - No, thanks. 1015 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:55,640 You have to go. 1016 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:59,080 Ok, well... 1017 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:01,640 Have a good day. 1018 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,480 Hello. 1019 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,680 I need some extra towels, please. 1020 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,200 Yes. 1021 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,520 It's my second shower today. 1022 00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:31,960 That's too much? 1023 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,560 Listen here.... 1024 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,160 I'm a polite guy, 1025 00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:38,240 but I will not discuss my personal hygiene with you. 1026 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,240 I need more, these are wet. Thank you. 1027 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,240 That was quick. 1028 00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,560 You didn't need to run. 1029 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,160 Chloé? 1030 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:55,880 Hi. 1031 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:57,360 Hi. 1032 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,040 I remembered it was your birthday. 1033 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,360 Thanks, Chloé, but... 1034 00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,200 you coming here is not a good idea. 1035 00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,120 - You know... - What are you doing? 1036 00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:16,640 Listen to me. 1037 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:19,520 Other than with you, I never slept around. 1038 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:22,160 I'm not like that. 1039 00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,840 It's not a coincidence what happened that night. 1040 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:29,200 It was a sign. 1041 00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:33,520 You don't find me attractive? 1042 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,320 Yes, of course. 1043 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,720 But... 1044 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:38,800 that's not the point. 1045 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,280 My towels. 1046 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:45,720 Happy Birthday... 1047 00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:01,240 I guess it's no use trying to explain. 1048 00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:03,720 You've strung us along from the start. 1049 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,400 It's true that from your perspective... 1050 00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:08,880 It kind of looks like that. 1051 00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,160 Who's that? 1052 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,920 The woman in a bra in my hotel room is Chloé. 1053 00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:19,040 Just for everyone's information, 1054 00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:20,840 nothing happened. 1055 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,720 That's my dry towels. 1056 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,280 Hello. 1057 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,480 It's Garance! 1058 00:55:29,240 --> 00:55:31,640 - Go into the bathroom! - Harold, it's me. 1059 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,080 - Can we talk? - Coming! 1060 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:35,360 I won't go in there with that woman! 1061 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,360 You want Garance to see you here? 1062 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:38,840 Come on! 1063 00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,520 You're a strange one. 1064 00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,120 I'm coming! 1065 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:50,920 Can I talk to you? 1066 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,520 Sure, talking is good. But not here. 1067 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:55,040 We'll go downstairs. 1068 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,080 It's a mess here. 1069 00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:00,000 You go downstairs. I'll get dressed and come down. 1070 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:03,840 Wait a second. I need to talk now, because... 1071 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,440 It can't wait. 1072 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:10,480 I didn't send off our separation papers. 1073 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:14,600 Why not? 1074 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,200 Because my parents are really upset 1075 00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,200 about not seeing you anymore. 1076 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:20,600 And? 1077 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:22,880 And I still love you and it hurts. 1078 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,520 - What did she say? - Hush. 1079 00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:29,080 - Be quiet. - You be quiet! 1080 00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:30,120 Shit! 1081 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,960 - What's that noise? - What noise? 1082 00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,200 I didn't hear anything. 1083 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,960 We'll continue this conversation 1084 00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,920 downstairs, because... 1085 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:43,120 - Look! - I didn't do it on purpose! 1086 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,720 I know a great bistro. 1087 00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,840 I'll get dressed and come down. 1088 00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,280 I don't want to go downstairs. 1089 00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,320 What's going on? 1090 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,400 - Oh no! - You're out of your mind! 1091 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:57,320 It's the room next door. 1092 00:56:57,480 --> 00:56:59,240 The TV's on too loud. 1093 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,360 - You know? - Yeah. 1094 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:03,840 Wait! 1095 00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,800 I see. 1096 00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:14,360 I don't know what to say. 1097 00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,800 I'm drawing a blank. 1098 00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:23,640 Fucking hell. 1099 00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:26,040 Really? 1100 00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,440 This is a Nazi farce. 1101 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:31,480 This isn't what you think, or what you see. 1102 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:33,520 In terms of true cruelty, 1103 00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,040 this is... 1104 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:38,200 the Sistine Chapel of horror. 1105 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:41,360 I think you'll never do better. 1106 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,320 I'm afraid life might bore you after this. 1107 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,280 Hang on, Garance. 1108 00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,000 - I can explain. - No. 1109 00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:53,120 Ok then, I'll get going? 1110 00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:53,920 Yes. 1111 00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,000 Good idea. 1112 00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,720 So, where were we? 1113 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,760 You can keep seeing him because... 1114 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,600 you'll never see me again. 1115 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:13,600 No! 1116 00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,200 Darling, I understand... 1117 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,040 I'll stop you right there. 1118 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,520 If there's one person who should shut up, 1119 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:21,360 - it's you. - Excuse me? 1120 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,720 I believe you know all about cheating. 1121 00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,000 What? 1122 00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,160 - Oh shit. - I'm sorry, but... 1123 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:29,480 I'm not as big-hearted as Dad. 1124 00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,080 Why'd you tell her? 1125 00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:34,600 I didn't say a word. 1126 00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,520 It's Dad who told me. 1127 00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,560 I'm off to change my fingerprints, blood type and DNA. 1128 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,040 Hang on, not so fast. 1129 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,320 I'd like to understand what she said, even roughly. 1130 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,640 Coline? 1131 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,840 What matters is Garance's happiness. 1132 00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:54,440 I don't care about that. You told Harold you had an affair? 1133 00:58:54,600 --> 00:58:57,520 No, it wasn't exactly like that. It's more complex. 1134 00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:03,360 Did you tell him you cheated on me? 1135 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:07,440 But you knew! Because you went and told Garance! 1136 00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,160 What irony! 1137 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,320 I insinuated that you had an affair. 1138 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,920 But I only made it up so she'd forgive him. 1139 00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,120 So. 1140 00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,520 Did you cheat on me, yes or no? 1141 00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,880 Yes. 1142 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,920 All these years, you made a fool of me! 1143 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:25,800 With your army of lovers! 1144 00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:27,680 It was just once. 1145 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:29,360 Once a week, once a day? 1146 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:30,520 So when you 1147 00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:33,440 went shopping, you got off with each shopkeeper? 1148 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,760 Nymphomaniac! Look at me! 1149 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,760 What an ass I was! 1150 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,520 And me, not a single time. Not once! 1151 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,160 And I sure had my 1152 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,000 - opportunities! - With who? 1153 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:46,920 With... I can't think right now. 1154 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,200 But trust me, women... I don't give names, I'm a gentleman. 1155 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,520 Honey, it was one time 30 years ago! 1156 00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:56,040 No more "honey." Whore! 1157 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,880 Dad, are you crazy? 1158 00:59:58,040 --> 01:00:00,600 Hang on. What about statutory limitations? 1159 01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:03,320 Statutory limitations? Interesting. 1160 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,560 You're the one saying that? 1161 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,080 You're a nutcase. 1162 01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:08,920 You'll end up all alone like... 1163 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:10,160 like me! 1164 01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:13,200 Like father like daughter. If you're mine. 1165 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,480 It could've been the neighbor, the butcher or Morinho! 1166 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:17,560 That's nasty! 1167 01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,440 You all make me sick. 1168 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,600 You'll never see me again, any of you! 1169 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:34,480 Forgot my jacket. 1170 01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,600 Never again. 1171 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,880 Wait, Dad! 1172 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,000 Thank you, Harold. 1173 01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,000 Thanks. 1174 01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:21,040 - Thank you. - Have a nice trip. 1175 01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:23,400 - You don't need any help? - I'm fine. 1176 01:01:23,560 --> 01:01:24,760 They're big machines. 1177 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,040 Goddamn! 1178 01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,360 This time, I'm screwed. 1179 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:56,600 Here, you can get... 1180 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,440 - The 13. - It's bad luck. 1181 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:02,320 - There's the 7 and the 3. - I can't get the 7. 1182 01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:04,600 You still don't get it. 1183 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,800 I'll go for this one. 1184 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:29,720 Hello, yes? 1185 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:32,240 Hello, this is Garance. 1186 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:34,800 I can't hear a thing! 1187 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,840 It's Garance. 1188 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,160 André's daughter. 1189 01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:40,000 Your granddaughter. 1190 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,560 Hang on a second. 1191 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,320 He never slept with my wife? 1192 01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:12,200 No. 1193 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:13,880 How would you know? 1194 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,680 Everyone's trashed when you sign a contract. 1195 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:20,000 Maybe you don't know, but I don't drink. 1196 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:23,040 In my position, you need to be on top of things. 1197 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,280 Sharp. 1198 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,480 The company's image is extremely important to me. 1199 01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:29,840 Go to bed. 1200 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,320 - They're so cute! - Knock it off! 1201 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:33,440 Anyhow. 1202 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:35,520 I was in my hotel room, 1203 01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:38,920 going over my dossiers. I don't count my time, you know. 1204 01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,320 Suddenly, a noise caught my attention. 1205 01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:43,400 I shut my laptop 1206 01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,120 and went outside. And I saw Harold and Chloé 1207 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:47,640 talking in the hallway. 1208 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,040 In the absolute... 1209 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,520 In the absolute... 1210 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:55,120 any guy in the world would. 1211 01:03:56,560 --> 01:03:57,800 Stop it! 1212 01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,120 He's a fool! 1213 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:02,360 No, this is your room. 1214 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,560 Visibly, Chloé was not feeling well. 1215 01:04:06,720 --> 01:04:09,720 - So she went into Harold's room... - To fuck. 1216 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:10,960 To throw up. 1217 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,120 Harold left Chloé his room, 1218 01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,440 and went to bed in her room. 1219 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,720 To sleep. 1220 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:18,600 End of story. 1221 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:23,200 I see, he's gay. 1222 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:27,120 Then I went to bed to be in form for my clients the next day. 1223 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:32,400 It's Harold. Open up. 1224 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,000 I mean, turn the lights off and open up. 1225 01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,920 Why are you telling me this now? 1226 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,560 Well... 1227 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,000 It bothered me that Harold lost everything... 1228 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,280 for something that didn't happen. 1229 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,120 He didn't do it. 1230 01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,640 So, if I've understood correctly... 1231 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,400 You no longer talk to your parents 1232 01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:08,560 because your boyfriend cheated on you. 1233 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,400 Basically, yes. Only it's a bit more complicated. 1234 01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,320 There's nothing complicated. 1235 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:19,720 You're right, it's very simple: everyone betrayed me. 1236 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:23,760 The only family member 1237 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:25,880 who didn't betray me, 1238 01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:27,080 is you, sir. 1239 01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:29,240 Don't call me sir. 1240 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:31,840 It's you. 1241 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,120 In 30 years, one time. Once! 1242 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:41,000 I waited on him hand and foot. 1243 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:42,760 Mistress, wife, nurse. 1244 01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:45,720 You're right, one little slip doesn't mean a thing. 1245 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,040 A roll in the hay never killed anyone. 1246 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,920 Give us another round! This one's on me. 1247 01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:51,920 I'm Coline. 1248 01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:54,200 Bjorn and Rodrigo. 1249 01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,080 You see, Bjorn... 1250 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:59,000 No, I'm Rodrigo. 1251 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,480 I'm Bjorn. 1252 01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:06,200 Sparks always flew with your father. 1253 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:09,640 - Even as a little boy. - Sparks, that's it. 1254 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:15,160 André never accepted my new girlfriend. 1255 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,920 In a sense, he was right... 1256 01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:19,840 but I wouldn't give in. 1257 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,000 He either. 1258 01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,960 You haven't talked in... 1259 01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,240 37 years. 1260 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:27,400 I don't see my son. 1261 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:30,040 My son doesn't see his wife 1262 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,480 or his daughter. 1263 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:35,440 And you would rather spoil your life than forget and move on. 1264 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:40,120 What a dumb family. 1265 01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,080 Thank you for everything. 1266 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:46,120 Grandpa? 1267 01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,760 See you soon? 1268 01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:51,440 See you soon. 1269 01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:06,080 37 years. 1270 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,040 Hello? 1271 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,680 It's Dad. 1272 01:07:49,400 --> 01:07:50,760 Coming! 1273 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,800 - Oh, it's you. - Hi. 1274 01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,440 Did you come to slug me? 1275 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,280 Don't start in. 1276 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:04,400 Say, that's a lot of towels. 1277 01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:06,000 Are you alone? 1278 01:08:06,160 --> 01:08:07,360 As you see. 1279 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:09,560 What do you want, Hervé? 1280 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:11,800 Uh, I saw Lopez. 1281 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,880 What did he say? That I'm a bastard and traitor? 1282 01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:19,200 No, he said that... 1283 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:22,480 he saw everything and that you didn't sleep... 1284 01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,480 What? 1285 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,520 He saw everything and you didn't sleep with... 1286 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:31,840 - I didn't sleep with who? - You didn't sleep with Chloé. 1287 01:08:41,880 --> 01:08:43,200 Holy shit. 1288 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,680 That feels so good. 1289 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:52,600 You ok? 1290 01:08:53,360 --> 01:08:55,720 I need a couple of minutes 1291 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:57,360 to take this in. 1292 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:01,400 You good? 1293 01:09:01,560 --> 01:09:02,960 Did you take it in? 1294 01:09:03,760 --> 01:09:04,920 Yeah. 1295 01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:09,440 You call Garance and tell her. I'll go see her in person. 1296 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,640 No, wait a second... 1297 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,040 I wanted to ask you a favor, 1298 01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:15,600 but I don't quite dare. 1299 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,560 Shoot. 1300 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:18,640 I don't dare. 1301 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,480 Come on, don't be shy. What is it? 1302 01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:23,680 Let people think you screwed Chloé. 1303 01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,760 Listen to me! 1304 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,560 I'll smash your face in. 1305 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,520 You'd hit a guy in a wheelchair? 1306 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,480 I would. With great pleasure. 1307 01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:36,560 - Come on, please! - No way! 1308 01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,040 - I never ask for favors. - Stop following me! 1309 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:41,000 Excuse me. 1310 01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,200 Yes? 1311 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,600 Have you by chance seen this woman? 1312 01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:46,960 Yes. 1313 01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:48,200 Right there. 1314 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:52,960 I meet you. That's it. 1315 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,560 Gentlemen, your games. 1316 01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,000 Full house. 1317 01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:57,840 Ditto. 1318 01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,480 Four of a kind. 1319 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,880 This feels good! And it's all mine! 1320 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,960 Not so fast. 1321 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,440 It's not over. There's one left. 1322 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,840 River. 1323 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,560 Fucking hell, that's good! 1324 01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:24,240 That feels good! 1325 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,200 It's so good! 1326 01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:29,040 It's not good at all. Look here. 1327 01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,480 Royal flush. 1328 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:31,720 Fuck me! 1329 01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:34,800 The bitch! 1330 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,320 I don't believe it! 1331 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:37,560 Shit. 1332 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,840 You slut! 1333 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:40,200 Go, Coline! 1334 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,800 She won! She's hot! 1335 01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:45,440 Thanks, gentleman! 1336 01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:52,080 That made my night! 1337 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,120 Hey, can you replace me? 1338 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,640 The blond wiped me out! 1339 01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:01,160 Never seen anything like it. 1340 01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:07,120 Here's to you! 1341 01:11:07,280 --> 01:11:08,240 You dirty...! 1342 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,360 And there he is. 1343 01:11:12,720 --> 01:11:14,520 My loving tender husband. 1344 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:17,520 Meet my friends. Bjorn and Rodrigo. 1345 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:20,920 Rodrigo. 1346 01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:22,320 No, I'm Bjorn. 1347 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:24,760 I'm André. 1348 01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,160 Rodrigo. 1349 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:28,640 I'm still André. 1350 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:44,200 My father called me. 1351 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,360 And I missed you. 1352 01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,320 It hasn't even been that long. 1353 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:52,760 Yes, it has. 1354 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,600 It's been too long. 1355 01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:03,800 My Coline. 1356 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:05,680 Coline? 1357 01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:07,280 Hey, Coline... 1358 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,280 Hey, Coline. 1359 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:10,920 Coline! 1360 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,160 Chloé found an SMS from Cristal. 1361 01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:17,000 Must've been refined. 1362 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,280 I'm serious. If we say you slept with Chloé... 1363 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,320 And I slept with Cristal. 1364 01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:25,920 That's 1-all. 1365 01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:27,680 I can work things out. 1366 01:12:27,840 --> 01:12:29,840 But here, Chloé could divorce me. 1367 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:33,720 And I love her. I mess around, but I swear I love her. 1368 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,320 You know what worries me? 1369 01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,840 I've listened to your crap for so long, 1370 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:41,440 I've started to see a certain logic. 1371 01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,120 Twisted, yes. 1372 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:44,600 But logical. 1373 01:12:46,080 --> 01:12:48,880 You have to come. It's Mom, I mean Coline. 1374 01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:51,680 Oh fuck. 1375 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,360 That's good, you're hot. Go, dude. 1376 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:56,960 Show me your speed walk! 1377 01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:59,440 Come on, I said speed walk! 1378 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:02,080 That's not fast enough! 1379 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,480 This is it. Turn left. 1380 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,240 Slow down, careful! 1381 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:08,600 Come on! 1382 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,600 Emergency Room 1383 01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:14,840 Watch out! 1384 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:23,360 I'll deal with Garance. Ok? 1385 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,360 How is she? 1386 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:35,360 We're still waiting to find out. 1387 01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,840 What happened? Did she have an attack? 1388 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:40,400 We don't know yet. 1389 01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:43,480 They're doing a bunch of tests. We'll see. 1390 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,840 It shouldn't be long. 1391 01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:53,160 I'm glad you came. 1392 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:55,520 Only normal, you're family. 1393 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,720 Family, yes. 1394 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,000 You holding up, André? 1395 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:04,640 We're waiting to see. 1396 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:07,200 We'll see. 1397 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,040 Most of the time, it's nothing serious. 1398 01:14:28,520 --> 01:14:29,800 A cup of coffee, André? 1399 01:14:29,960 --> 01:14:32,720 I've had 4. One more and I'll have an attack. 1400 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:35,000 - Tea? - No, I'm not thirsty. 1401 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:38,280 I'm trying to find an excuse to leave them alone. 1402 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:42,280 - A cup of tea then. - That's better. 1403 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:49,920 Hervé told me, but... 1404 01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:53,000 I didn't get it. I should keep saying that... 1405 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:55,040 Don't try to understand. 1406 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:00,160 What's important is that you know I never lied to you. 1407 01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:01,560 Ever. 1408 01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:05,800 Do you still want me? 1409 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,320 With my looks, I won't find better. 1410 01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,440 You have every right to be mad at me. 1411 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,320 Maybe I should have listened more. 1412 01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:19,080 Maybe. 1413 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,640 But admit that... 1414 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,840 I know, it got out of hand. 1415 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:27,160 I don't want to end up alone with a creaking front gate. 1416 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:30,600 I don't know what you're talking about. 1417 01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:39,880 Sweetheart! 1418 01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,040 It was nothing. 1419 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,160 I ate and drank too much, but I didn't throw up! 1420 01:15:44,320 --> 01:15:46,320 Soup and vegetables are good too. 1421 01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:47,880 Did you hear her? 1422 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,840 Don't all stand around crying. 1423 01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:51,000 Let's go. 1424 01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:53,120 - You in form, Coline? - I'm fine. 1425 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,760 - That's a shit chair. - I'm not a pro. 1426 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:09,960 It's not intrusive, we just said siblings are good for kids. 1427 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:12,600 - I'm an only child. - That's what we said. 1428 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:15,360 Oh, I see! I'm an only child so I'm unstable. 1429 01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:18,520 Your mother is saying that you can't ski on one ski. 1430 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:20,080 Yes, on a monoski. 1431 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:23,080 - A bicycle has two wheels. - Not a monocycle. 1432 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:25,360 Ok, there are cyclops too. 1433 01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,640 But most people have two eyes. 1434 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:30,720 - The fish will be cold. - I have fish up to my ears. 1435 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,040 Don't you want to hunt for a change? 1436 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:35,720 No, no, on. We're fishers, not hunters. 1437 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:37,280 - It's the same. - No! 1438 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,840 You hunt fish. 1439 01:16:39,840 --> 01:16:41,800 - Already. - Garance, you go. 1440 01:16:41,960 --> 01:16:43,680 I got up last night. 1441 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,800 You fed him once. What about the other 3 times? 1442 01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:47,920 Ok, I'll go. 1443 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,760 No, I'll go. I know how to calm him down. 1444 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:52,520 No, I'll go. 1445 01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:54,520 - If Dad wants to go. - You sure? 1446 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,520 Yes, it's diaper time. 1447 01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:58,840 - Who wants some? - No, thanks. 1448 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,720 With olives. 1449 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:02,560 Say, Harold, 1450 01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:06,000 you oversold your rosé wine. It's mediocre. 1451 01:17:06,160 --> 01:17:08,480 You joking? It's fantastic and dirt cheap. 1452 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,840 It's not worth more. 1453 01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,720 Stop arguing you two. 1454 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,400 We're not arguing. 1455 01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:15,000 - It's bum wine. - No. 1456 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,400 Like your super deal 2 years ago. 1457 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:21,240 - Ok, that was a slight mistake. - A 60-bottle mistake! 1458 01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,240 We messed up one time! 1459 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:25,000 Yep, 60 bottles. 1460 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,880 I don't believe it! 1461 01:17:27,040 --> 01:17:29,600 One time, 2 years ago. You never let go. 1462 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,800 Don't say I hold a grudge or I'll never forgive you! 1463 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,440 Never! 1464 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,680 What a dumb family! 1465 01:17:41,480 --> 01:17:43,240 What a beautiful child. 1466 01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:48,400 Adaptation: Julie Meyer 1467 01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,720 Thanks. You have our loyalty card? 1468 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,440 - Let me check. - No, she doesn't have it. 1469 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,120 She has everything but loyalty. 1470 01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:00,040 It was 30 years ago. 1471 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,280 Any reductions for cheated-on husbands? 90965