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www.addic7ed.com
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but it's been a good home to us -
to me, Frank Gallagher, and my kids,
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who I'm proud of,
cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of...me.
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They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody calls him Philip.
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Ian, a lot like his mam,
which was handy for the others
when she disappeared into thin air.
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And Carl, we daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons -
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one, it makes it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah,
and two, nits love it.
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Debbie! Sent by God. Total angel!
You have to check your change,
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but she'll go miles out of
her way to do you a favour.
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Plus lickle William, he's gonna be
a star some day. Monica, the wife.
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She's back, with her bird in tow.
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And we can't get shot of her.
And the neighbours, hey?
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The neighbours!
Well, what can you say?
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Nothing, if you don't
want your arms breaking.
Still, nobody's perfect.
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But all of them, to a man,
know first and foremost
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one of the most vital
necessities in life is,
they know how to throw a party!
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Scatter!
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Blokes and women,
we want different things.
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BABY CRIES
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She's not happy.
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We have totally different skills.
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Like men, the ability to
be fully entertained by watching
footy scores on Ceefax.
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Women, the ability to remember
everything ever said to them
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by anyone about anything,
and to replay any conversation
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word-for-word while you're
watching footy scores on Ceefax.
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And yet, it totally works.
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Because men need women...
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And women...need men.
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Simple. Perfect, in fact.
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There are exceptions, obviously.
Poofs, lezzas...
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Anything for
yourself in this house.
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..and our Debbie, of course.
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See this?
It's been chewed. Aaagh!
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What Debbie wants or needs,
don't ask me.
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Never been able to work that one out.
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KEY TURNS IN LOCK
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Who the fuck are you?
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Estate agent!
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I'm dealing with the situation.
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An Englishman's home is his castle.
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As I've said, Mrs Jackson
has instructed us to sell -
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any problems, ring her.
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Go on, bugger off,
you arse-faced little twat.
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Out on me arse.
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(CLICK) Just like that.
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It wasn't me that walked out.
I did everything I could to
make the relationship work.
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But it means you're
back for good, right, Dad?
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Where's the fuckin' justice, hey?
If I'd have been her,
she'd have had me for the lot.
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Except you don't own any property.
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Exactly, Philip.
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That's how much society values
fathers. It's enough to make you
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put on tights and join them
pillocks dressed up as Batman.
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I am going to the fucking wall
on this one, I tell you.
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Property is theft. Never realised
the truth of that until today.
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Still, you're back in your rightful
place, that's the main thing, chick.
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Carl, get off my geography project!
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What is the point of you?
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I didn't see it, did I?
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Extra strength.
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(GROANS AND COUGHS)
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Thanks, darling.
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When you moved in with Sheila,
I missed bringing you your tea.
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But then I got used to it.
Don't tell Mum, but I've been
saving for a geography field trip.
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Four nights at the wetlands
Centre in Walton-on-the-Naze.
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Anyway, I haven't got enough saved,
so you might as well have some.
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Thanks, kid.
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I can sub you. Till you get
Sheila's house money back
through the courts and that.
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It's not really about the money, is
it? It's more wanting to see justice.
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Families need fathers, don't they?
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Oh!
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Wondered where you'd got to.
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I just needed a bit of down time.
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That moving, it takes it out of you.
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Oh, Frank...
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Plenty of TLC, that's what you need.
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DOG BARKS NEARBY
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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS FROM HEADPHONES
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MUSIC GETS LOUDER
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DOG BARKS
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Hiyas...Shane!
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LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
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MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
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Get some water!Water?
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To throw over the dog!
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Nelson, down! Nelson!
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Get the dog off me!
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Nelson!
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Sweet Jesus!
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No, Nelson.
Get to your bed.
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Sorry, I thought it were business.
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Business?
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You know, drugs.
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Not cos of... I mean, cos of him.
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He was attack trained, started off
as a police dog till they realised
he didn't have the temperament.
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But you're a red rag to a fuckin'
bull, looking at him like that.
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I didn't look at him,
he came out of nowhere.
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Welcome to the neighbourhood.
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TINNY MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES
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He was looking at him.
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It's Mickey, not Shane.
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Out of ice, again.
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Well, I didn't finish it.
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You've been going through it
like there's a sale.
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Jez told me to put as much
ice in the drinks as possible.
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It's more refreshing.
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For Christ's sake,
it's like working
with an old married couple. ..Ian!
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If we were married,
I'd have taught you a few manners.
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Oh, yeah?
Put me over your knee, would you?
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For starters.
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Excuse me, Mrs Maguire.
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Mrs Maguire? In your dreams!
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Got any gear?
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Oh, shit.
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You're, erm,
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you're...the dealer.
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I'm not a dealer, all right?
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Right, I thought
you were the other one.
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Er, ones.
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I can get you some Es
from behind the bar.
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No, you're all right.
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Would d'you think of that then?
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Fuckin' hell, how d'you get that?
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Bottle. This psycho went for Nelson
in a pub while we was off down south.
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Had a thing for dogs, you know.
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Touch it, if you want.
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Feels well smooth.
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Well go on, it won't fuckin' bite!
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Yeah.
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Doesn't hurt.
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14 stitches, I had.
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Doctor said I'm lucky to be alive.
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I think we'd better go and, er...
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You what?
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You know, if anyone comes in.
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Fuck off!
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You fuckin' little pervert!
Do I look like a fuckin' poofter?
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No. Honest, you don't.
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But you do have an 'ard-on.
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I'll see to all these, then, shall I?
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I'll see to all these, then, shall I?
Not my turn.
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Sometimes I wonder why I married you.
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I suppose I should be grateful
the wife's not letting herself go.
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knew when you put the
ring on my finger,
I'd have to keep up my standards.
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Plenty of girls would be
happy to be Mrs Jamie McGuire.
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Damn right.
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Of course, your mum
is giving it six weeks.
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My mum's just jealous cos she can see
I've married the woman of my dreams.
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Nightmare, more like.
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Karen...
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So, how many kids do you want?
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Hundreds.
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You have 'em, then.
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LAUGHTER
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I was thinking that...
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Morning.
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It's not normal.
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He's my dad.Exactly.
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It's high time you got
yourself a boyfriend.
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Even Spaccy Wright's
not that desperate.
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Oh, piss off, Carl.
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Deb's not interested in lads.
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Course I am.
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# Debbie likes boys!
Debbie likes boys! #
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Leave her alone, you lot. She's just
a late developer, aren't you, Deb?
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No!Exactly,
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that's what I'm saying,
it's you got yourself laid, madam.
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Mum!
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Well, it's not natural,
a girl hanging round home
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all the time, unless, of course,
you're the other way?
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You mean, like you used to be?
Before you decided to use
my dad as a meal ticket.
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Hey!
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Need a bog roll.
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Dad, she's saying that
I shouldn't be hanging around you.
You don't think I'm weird, do you?
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Of course not.
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Well, not weird, no, just...
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Just, like, special.
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Always has been.
Lickle Debbie.
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But she's not little any more,
that's the point. Look at her.
At her age, I was running a house.
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I am running the house.
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No, with your dad.
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You need to get yourself a fella,
Debbie. Tell her, Frank.
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You know, just,
what your mum says, she's your mum.
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OK, then.
If that's what you want...
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Debs!
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Normal, ribbed,
extra-strong, or flavoured?
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What flavours have you got?
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Hm.
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Fruit cocktail, banoffee pie,
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chicken balti.
I wouldn't bother with that one.
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Just normal then.
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5.62, love.
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I haven't seen you with a lad,
Debbie, love.
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It's not that Wright boy, is it?
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Spacky Wright!
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In't, is it?
Is it?!
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No!
It's just a lad.
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I think we've upset her.
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You all right?
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Hey, up!
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ALL: Whaay!
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Here you are, Spider,
I think she fancies yer!
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Hey. You got a girlfriend?
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No.
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We split up!
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Ideally, I think intercourse should
happen in the context of a loving
relationship.
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You what?
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You what?
You shouldn't shag someone
if you don't like 'em.
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How do you get laid then?
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It's my turn to bring those in.
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Team work. That's what
married life's all about, isn't it?
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Is it? I thought it was about having
someone to blamewhen your life
turns out to be shit.
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Yeah, well, that, too.
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Talking of which...
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I realised we'd been putting
the cart before the horse.
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Time to make an
honest woman out of you.
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Karen, I'm sorry, OK!
What have I done?!
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It's a big fucking joke, in't it?
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Karen the bike!
Karen the big laugh!
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Who would want to marry her?!
She's good for a jump
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or a blow job, but that's it!
Well, I'm not laughing, all right?!
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I'm not joking!
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I wouldn't marry you...
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What?!
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What?!
It's not a joke.
Will you fucking marry me?
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Why?
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What d'you mean, why?
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You don't even know me, Jamie.
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Yeah, I do!
I see you every day.
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You're the only one,
when I came out of prison,
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didn't treat me like a fucking
psycho!
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You must realise I
fancy the arse off you.
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Yeah...
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But getting married...
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We could try like
going on a date first...
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Fuck all that.
I've lost 10 years of my life.
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I know what I want
from the rest of it.
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You.
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You all right in there, love?
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It's not your old trouble, is it?
When did you last go?
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Hey! You shouldn't be
chucking stuff in there.
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Especially if it's
not biodegradable.
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What was it, a crisp packet?
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No. What are you anyway?
The litter police?
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Just care about the environment.
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Well, good for you.
247
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,459
At my old school,we did this
project clearing out that canal.
248
00:14:46,460 --> 00:14:48,619
It's totally minging, some
of the stuff we got out.
249
00:14:48,620 --> 00:14:51,139
I took all the old trollies
back to the supermarket -
250
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:54,139
made nearly 20 quid. Some of them
didn't even have wheels.
251
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,979
Free money, or what?
252
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:59,819
You fancy me?
253
00:14:59,820 --> 00:15:00,859
Yeah.
254
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,459
Do you want to go out later then?
255
00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:07,459
We could take some stuff
down to the recycling centre.
After tea, half nine.
256
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:11,619
All right.
257
00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:17,139
It's not for you, it's for the baby!
258
00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:18,419
What fucking baby?!
259
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:22,419
Everyone knows, Jez, love. There's
no shame in going with a fella
now and again.
260
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,699
Even if you are on the other bus.
261
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:27,619
It's a surrogate pregnancy, Lillian!
262
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,699
And the only thing that touched
me was a fucking turkey baster!
263
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,219
And that baby will be out of me and
down to Swindon
264
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,099
before the four grand has a chance to
hit me bank account!
265
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:39,899
So no knitwear, ta very much.
266
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,499
You know,
267
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,499
I thought that gauge was
loose on them needles.
268
00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:56,139
People are gonna start talking.
269
00:15:56,140 --> 00:16:00,139
Fuck off, I'm off home, aren't I?
270
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,499
Fuck off!
271
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,179
There's no-one in.
272
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:21,179
Me mum and dad are at
their Irish dancing lesson.
273
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,619
'Ready, fellas? OK.'
274
00:16:43,980 --> 00:16:47,099
# Like a cat in heat
Stuck in a moving car
275
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,059
# A scary conversation shut my eyes
Can't find the brake
276
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:53,419
# What if they say you're a quitter?
277
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:57,139
# Oh, oh
278
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,619
# What you waiting
What you waiting
279
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,419
#What you waiting
What you waiting
280
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,299
# What you waiting for?
281
00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:07,299
# Nice day for a white wedding
282
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,259
# Well, it's a nice day to...
start again! #
283
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:21,299
Sweet.
284
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,459
Fucking hell.
285
00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:28,699
What is it?
286
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:31,339
Haven't even cut it yet.
Stuff we sell round here
287
00:17:31,340 --> 00:17:32,659
is mostly baby formula.
288
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:36,059
Little Katie's probably getting
more of a buzz than the punters.
289
00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:39,019
Haven't seen that new
disabled sticker, have you?
290
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:42,219
Those bastard traffic wardens
down the community centre.
291
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,859
There's no messing with them.
292
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,899
I don't want your mother
doing another stretch for GBH.
293
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:47,419
It's not...
294
00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:50,859
That Panamanian gear? Makes
you sweat like a fucking pig, eh?
295
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:51,939
Yeah!
I...I...
296
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,939
Yeah, well, don't get a taste for
it, you couldn't afford it. Ha-ha!
297
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:02,099
Look at you,
like a pair of fucking queers there!
298
00:18:03,980 --> 00:18:07,979
Fuck!
299
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:12,419
DOOR CLOSES
300
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:15,379
Shit!
301
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,899
Haven't had a close call
like that since me mam
302
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:21,899
nearly walked in
on Nelson sucking us off.
303
00:18:24,780 --> 00:18:25,379
Nelson?
304
00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:28,379
Yeah.
I was about 13, right.
305
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,339
Dad broke both my arms
for dealing on his patch.
306
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,859
I was plaster up
to here going mad for a wank!
307
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,779
I mean, how horny are
you when you're 13, hey?
308
00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:40,779
Talk about a man's best friend!
309
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:48,179
Excuse me!
310
00:18:58,340 --> 00:19:00,779
Debbie.
Turkey dinosaurs.
311
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:03,779
I'm off out.
Got a date.
312
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,459
Fuck off, who with?
313
00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:07,339
Luke.
314
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:10,059
You know.
315
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,099
Forget it.
316
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:14,939
Anyway, I've got my key, might not be
home till late. Or I might stay out.
317
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,859
You shagging him?
318
00:19:15,860 --> 00:19:16,579
Probably.
319
00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:17,739
Debbie!
320
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,379
What?! You were all
having a go at me before!
321
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:22,179
Why shouldn't I have a sex
life like everyone else?!
322
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:23,979
It's just that, well...
323
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:27,979
have a word, Mum.
324
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,819
Right, well you could
always go on the pill.
325
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:34,459
Although if you're like me
it'll make you retain more
326
00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:38,179
water than Galton reservoir. But
if you're serious about this lad,
327
00:19:38,180 --> 00:19:42,179
maybe you should put your name
down early for a council flat.
328
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:48,019
Talk to her.
Debbie!
329
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:58,019
Go on.
330
00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:00,659
Debbie.
331
00:20:00,660 --> 00:20:04,659
When a man and a woman...
332
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:09,059
come together.
333
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,499
The union of two beings...
334
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:16,379
Dad, it's no big deal. One, I'm going
to use a condom. I mean,
335
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:19,699
there's chlamydia to think of,
apart from the contraceptive issues.
336
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:22,179
And, two,
with all the gymnastics I've done
337
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:26,179
I'll probably have no hymen left.
338
00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:33,019
I fried the beans in the bacon fat,
Karen. That's the secret.
339
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:36,899
It's delicious. Have to show me how.
340
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:38,819
DOG SLURPS
341
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:42,139
Mum, do we have to have
Nelson licking round everywhere?
342
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:42,659
It's not exactly hygienic.
343
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:43,899
Don't start!
344
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,779
Don't talk to me
about fucking Nelson!
345
00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:46,499
DOG WHIMPERS
346
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:50,099
D'you like dogs, Karen?
347
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,379
Yeah.
348
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:55,379
Wait till the baby's born before
you get one. You never know how
they'll be with a little one.
349
00:20:56,780 --> 00:21:00,059
Christ, no! Do you remember taking
Shane down for all them stitches?
350
00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:04,059
Poor wee bastard.
Reconstructive surgery, my arse!
351
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:06,499
Fuck off!
352
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,899
Baby?
353
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,899
Karen's not pregnant, Mam.
354
00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:19,059
We thought we'd try
getting married first.
355
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,259
Well...
356
00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:26,259
there's a first time
for everything...
357
00:21:32,780 --> 00:21:36,779
He fancies the dog.
358
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,059
That went well.
359
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:43,499
No, they really like you.
360
00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:46,019
Jamie,
she nearly broke me fucking arm.
361
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:50,019
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT
362
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,299
CHEERING
363
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,179
It's just her way of
welcoming you into the family.
364
00:21:55,180 --> 00:21:58,179
Seriously, you were a big hit.
365
00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:58,699
Ow...
366
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:02,659
Oh, sorry.
367
00:22:02,660 --> 00:22:03,179
Better?
368
00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:07,179
No.
369
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:18,739
D'you think it's a bit weird,
us getting engaged?
370
00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,339
No. Look, I know my family's
371
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,619
not exactly Little House On
The fucking Prairie, Karen,
372
00:22:23,620 --> 00:22:24,699
but I'm my own man.
373
00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:28,059
I don't mean your family.
374
00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:30,819
I mean us not having...
375
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,299
you know, done it.
376
00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:35,059
What is it?
377
00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,339
Is it me, being experienced?
378
00:22:37,340 --> 00:22:39,139
No.
379
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,379
I was inside for 10 years.
380
00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:44,019
Oh, that?
381
00:22:44,020 --> 00:22:45,659
I don't mind whose bitch you were.
382
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,259
No, I wasn't!
383
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:48,899
Dad warned them off.
384
00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,539
But apart from copping the odd feel
from this art therapist
385
00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:55,019
who used to visit a few years back.
386
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:58,139
I mean, you do the maths.
387
00:22:58,140 --> 00:23:00,939
You're a virgin?
388
00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:04,939
I might as well be.
389
00:23:18,100 --> 00:23:22,099
I don't think it's
going to be a problem.
390
00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:27,419
What's this? The fucking honeymoon?
391
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:29,299
Oh, bastard heartburn again.
392
00:23:29,300 --> 00:23:32,499
There's an all-night chemist
down Birchington Lane.
393
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,739
Well, I can't go in
my condition, can I?!
394
00:23:34,740 --> 00:23:38,499
I need 12 hours sleep
or I'm fit for nowt.
395
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:42,139
Don't wait up then.
396
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,139
(BURPS)
397
00:24:01,980 --> 00:24:05,179
You're late!
398
00:24:05,180 --> 00:24:09,179
Only two minutes. Well, one minute
40 seconds, if you're counting.
399
00:24:13,260 --> 00:24:16,899
Nice.
400
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:20,899
So,
what was you thinking we'd do then?
401
00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:30,259
It's all right.
402
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:31,779
I want to.
403
00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,419
What's up?
404
00:24:33,420 --> 00:24:34,779
Are you gay?
405
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,819
No.
406
00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,139
It's not, it's not that.
407
00:24:38,140 --> 00:24:39,419
I thought you fancied me?
408
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,819
I do.
409
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,979
I've brought my own.
410
00:24:44,980 --> 00:24:48,499
What is it? What is it, Luke?
411
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,499
There's something you
need to know about me.
412
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:53,339
Oh, no! Get lost, leave me alone!
413
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:55,779
Debbie!
Debbie, come back, will you?!
414
00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:59,779
Debbie!
415
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:06,499
Debbie!
416
00:25:33,260 --> 00:25:37,259
Morning.Hiya.
417
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,259
What are you doing up so early?
418
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,259
You know.
419
00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:48,459
Haven't been back since last night.
420
00:25:48,620 --> 00:25:52,619
Luke.
421
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:56,819
I've been having sex with Luke.
422
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,939
What were it like?
423
00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,899
Yeah, great. It was great.
424
00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,619
Yeah, great. It was great.
Was it?
425
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:06,499
How many times?
426
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:10,499
About five or six.
427
00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:23,219
Morning!
428
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:34,979
Don't fucking do that!
Sorry.
429
00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:40,899
It's a bit risky here, Mickey.
You know.
430
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:44,619
Oh, OK.
431
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:47,019
Came to bring you this.
432
00:26:47,020 --> 00:26:49,419
An iPod? Didn't buy it, did you?
433
00:26:49,420 --> 00:26:53,059
Yeah, from our Shane.
He knocked a lorry off last Thursday.
434
00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:57,059
Oh, cheers.
435
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:02,379
Maybe see you after work, then?
436
00:27:02,380 --> 00:27:06,379
Yeah, maybe.
437
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:13,179
Fuck off, eh?
438
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:38,859
# Sunrise, sunset
439
00:27:38,860 --> 00:27:42,259
# Sunrise, sunset
440
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:45,899
# Swiftly flow the days
441
00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:49,899
# Seedlings turn overnight
to sunflowers... #
442
00:27:51,020 --> 00:27:51,979
It is normal, Frank.
443
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,979
It is normal, Frank.
What is?
444
00:27:52,980 --> 00:27:56,179
Debbie getting laid.
Well, it is.
445
00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:57,699
Who's the lad? Do you know?
446
00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,699
Who's the lad? Do you know?
Luke something-or-other.
447
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:00,979
Moved in across there.
448
00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:02,459
The coloured family?
449
00:28:02,460 --> 00:28:04,259
You can't say "coloured" nowadays.
450
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:06,179
Well, what are you
supposed to call them then?
451
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,899
Well, what are you
supposed to call them then?
"Them"?
452
00:28:07,900 --> 00:28:09,579
Afro-Caribbean.
453
00:28:09,580 --> 00:28:11,619
Give over. Who says that? >
454
00:28:11,620 --> 00:28:15,619
Anyway, I know that lot from when
I lived over on the Wilby.
455
00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:20,699
The Newmans. I'd be surprised if
Debbie's carrying on with their son.
456
00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:22,619
Why's that, then?
457
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,179
Why's that, then?
They're religious!
458
00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:28,339
Twelfth-Day Reformed
Pentecostalists.
459
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:31,979
I dabbled a bit myself a while
back, but it wasn't for me.
460
00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:35,299
Oh, not the fucking God squad!
461
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:39,299
50% of your income to the church.
462
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:41,059
Thank you.
463
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:42,979
Thank you.
Strictly no sex before marriage.
464
00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:45,339
So if Debbie's set her cap
at young what's-his-face,
465
00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:48,859
they'll be down the aisle
before you can say Jack Robinson.
466
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,019
50 fucking per cent!
467
00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,539
Worse than the fucking Catholics!
468
00:28:53,540 --> 00:28:55,219
Worse than the fucking Christians!
469
00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:56,299
Catholics are Christians.
470
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:59,219
Oh, fuck off.
A pound of fucking flesh!
471
00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:02,699
Frank, Debbie likes this lad.
What good are you going to do?
472
00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,179
She's got a point.
473
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,899
Excuse me! This is my daughter!
474
00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:08,419
Every father's worst
fucking nightmare!
475
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:12,419
"Dad, meet my boyfriend,
the Reverend Fucking Chisel-Arse!"
476
00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:20,339
Dad!
477
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:29,339
Hey, pointy-tits.
Fancy a shag or what?
478
00:29:29,580 --> 00:29:30,739
Yeah.
479
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,339
I said yeah!
480
00:29:32,340 --> 00:29:34,219
Nah, sorry.
481
00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:38,219
Don't do donations to charity.
482
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,019
Tonight?
483
00:29:40,020 --> 00:29:44,019
I know it's a bit soon, but
I thought it'd be nice for you
to meet some of the extended family.
484
00:29:45,140 --> 00:29:49,139
And if your future mother-in-law
can't give you a hen do, who can?
485
00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:53,259
Course,
it might not be your cup of tea.
486
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:54,419
No, it's just...
487
00:29:54,420 --> 00:29:58,419
It's just I know our
Jamie's keen for us to get on.
488
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:01,739
Yeah. I'd love to.
489
00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:03,299
It's really nice of you, Mimi.
490
00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:06,539
I've just had an arrangement.
491
00:30:06,540 --> 00:30:09,739
Which I'll rearrange, obviously.
492
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:13,219
You see, Karen, love,
it's true what they say.
493
00:30:13,220 --> 00:30:16,179
A son's a son till he gets a wife.
494
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:20,179
A daughter-in-law's yours
for all of her life.
495
00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:24,859
Still on to fuck your
brains out tonight?
496
00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,939
Your mum's just asked me out,
as it happens.
497
00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,859
Not an all-nighter, is it?
498
00:30:28,860 --> 00:30:30,019
Not an all-nighter, is it?
Hope not.
499
00:30:30,020 --> 00:30:31,979
Christ, me too.
500
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,699
You see, I told you she liked you.
501
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:37,779
You're just paranoid.
502
00:30:37,780 --> 00:30:39,619
'So, Mr Gallagher,'
503
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:42,099
you're concerned about my son
at seeing your daughter?
504
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,819
Is this true? That you've been...
505
00:30:44,820 --> 00:30:46,419
courting this girl?
506
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,579
No, not courting, just...
507
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,739
Can I speak? Please?
508
00:30:50,740 --> 00:30:54,139
My concern...
509
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:58,139
if I can put it this way, is...
510
00:30:58,340 --> 00:31:01,619
lifestyle.
511
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:03,499
Lifestyle?
512
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:07,059
Debbie's lifestyle.
513
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:10,499
She's...
514
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,979
well, let me put it like this.
515
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:16,979
I wouldn't be that keen on any son
of mine hanging around with her.
516
00:31:17,340 --> 00:31:20,419
I'm not sure
I catch your drift, Mr Gallagher.
517
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,019
She's...
518
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:26,019
it's a terrible thing to have
to say about your own daughter.
519
00:31:27,380 --> 00:31:30,499
But, to be honest,
520
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,339
she likes to...
521
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:36,339
to...
522
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:40,179
Samson and Delilah?
Jason and the Argonauts?
523
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,459
Sodom. Jezebel.
524
00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:44,299
Yeah.
525
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:48,299
She is a Jezebel through
and through. Isn't she, Philip?
526
00:31:49,580 --> 00:31:51,579
Umm...
527
00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:55,579
I mean, I'd have him
checked out if I was you.
528
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:07,019
Should have listened, shouldn't you?
529
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:10,179
"Jezebel through and through!"
Nice one, Dad.
530
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:12,179
Well, it worked, didn't it?
531
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,219
I wouldn't touch her with a
fucking barge-pole from now on.
532
00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:19,059
Or 50% of a fucking barge-pole.
533
00:32:19,060 --> 00:32:21,579
Oh, Lip...
534
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,979
The state of you!
535
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,579
I still feel a bit sick, actually.
536
00:32:25,580 --> 00:32:28,099
What are you doing going on the lash?
537
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:30,179
You're supposed to be at school.
538
00:32:30,180 --> 00:32:31,779
Spider and his mates seen me.
539
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,019
Spider?
540
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:36,019
You don't think that's
his real name, do you?
541
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,699
I don't think I can go
to school ever again?
542
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:41,219
Why not? What's been going on
with you and this Spider lad?
543
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,219
Nothing.
544
00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:46,339
That's what's been going on.
Absolutely nothing.
545
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,019
I don't get it, Debs.
546
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:50,899
I thought all you were into
was Luke, five minutes back.
547
00:32:50,900 --> 00:32:54,739
Luke's lovely. But he wouldn't
do it with me, either.
548
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:58,059
God says it's wrong.
No-one wants me, Lip.
549
00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,779
You mean you haven't shagged him?
550
00:32:59,780 --> 00:33:03,779
I told you, he wouldn't. He said
God might see us and smite us down.
551
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:07,139
And I tried to do it with Spider
552
00:33:07,140 --> 00:33:09,539
so you and Mum and everyone
couldn't get at me any more.
553
00:33:09,540 --> 00:33:13,539
He just laughed at me.
It was horrible.
554
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:18,499
(SHE MOANS)
555
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:23,019
KNOCK ON DOOR
556
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,739
Just live and learn, Deb.
557
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:29,739
This whole business is 90%
fiction and 10% friction.
558
00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:37,499
Hello, Mr Gallagher.
I wanted to see Debbie.
559
00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,579
Hiya.
560
00:33:41,580 --> 00:33:43,219
Hiya.
561
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,659
I just wanted to say, you know,
562
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,659
I understand.
563
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,339
About you being a bit of a slag.
564
00:33:51,340 --> 00:33:55,339
Probably just low
self-esteem and that.
565
00:34:11,660 --> 00:34:13,699
Hiya!
566
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,539
I missed you. Did you miss me?
567
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:17,859
I missed you. Did you miss me?
What are they?
568
00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:21,859
I got 'em from the travel agent.
Thought we might get away together.
569
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,739
Mykonos, I-bizza...
570
00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:26,019
Are you fucking mental?
571
00:34:26,020 --> 00:34:27,059
Are you fucking mental?
We could go off-season.
572
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:31,059
I'm not going on holiday with you.
573
00:34:31,660 --> 00:34:34,219
I don't...want to...
574
00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:38,219
you know...go out with you.
575
00:34:38,420 --> 00:34:41,179
Is it cos of what
I told you about Nelson?
576
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,579
No...
577
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:46,379
it's just...
578
00:34:46,380 --> 00:34:48,379
look.
579
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:49,939
It were good.
580
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:53,939
But it's not going to carry on.
I mean, you, me?
581
00:34:53,980 --> 00:34:57,979
We'd be dead meat if anyone
finds out. You know we would.
582
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,059
But I love you.
583
00:35:03,060 --> 00:35:04,699
Oh, fucking hell... No, you don't.
584
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:07,579
I do. All these fucking feelings!
585
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:09,699
You're the only one who understands.
586
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:11,739
I don't. Honest. I don't.
587
00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:15,739
I fucking love you.
588
00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:22,019
And if it takes telling my mam
and dad about us, how I feel,
589
00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,059
that's what I'm going to do.
590
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:24,819
What d'you mean?
591
00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:26,579
I'm going to tell them how I feel!
592
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:28,939
Mickey!
593
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:31,779
Mam, Dad, I've got
something to tell you.
594
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,939
And it's not something I'm
ashamed of. In fact, I'm proud.
595
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:38,939
He taught Nelson to suck his cock!
596
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:41,979
(KNOCKS)
597
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:44,579
All right?
598
00:35:44,580 --> 00:35:46,939
See you later.'ey?
599
00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:50,259
Hen do.Hen do?
600
00:35:50,260 --> 00:35:54,259
WHIMPERING
601
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:59,259
Mimi?
602
00:36:01,820 --> 00:36:05,299
Calm down, Mickey. I'll have Nelson
here until it all blows over, right?
603
00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,579
Er, bad choice of words.
604
00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:08,899
Fuck off, you fuckin' nobhead!
605
00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:12,899
I said, enough! Unless you want
me to take him back next door!
606
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:15,899
Me dad says he's gonna
have Nelson put down!
607
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:19,899
You know what he means
to me, you fucking cunt.
608
00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:26,659
I fucking hate yer!
609
00:36:30,260 --> 00:36:31,699
What was all that about?
610
00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:35,699
Don't ask.
611
00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:41,139
Wind changes,
you'll stay like that.
612
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:46,619
Right, this is the plan.
613
00:36:46,620 --> 00:36:48,899
One bloke doing the rounds.
614
00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:52,899
Back's forcible, a few Yales,
that's it. Marlene'll drive down...
615
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:56,859
Hang on. Is this...?
We're not going on a raid, are we?
616
00:36:56,860 --> 00:36:59,419
Bit of business and
pleasure, Karen love.
617
00:36:59,420 --> 00:37:01,659
A few gross of
digital foot massagers.
618
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:05,659
Right, me and Marlene are in,
while sugar tits here gets it on
619
00:37:05,820 --> 00:37:07,499
with the security bastard.
620
00:37:07,500 --> 00:37:10,659
Wham, bam, thank you ma'am.
In and out, 20 tops.
621
00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:13,299
Are you saying you want me to
cop off with the guard?
622
00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,619
Nothing you haven't done before.
623
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:19,619
No... Why does it have to be me?
624
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:27,459
I'm engaged, Mimi, to your son.
625
00:37:27,460 --> 00:37:30,379
It'll be our little
secret, Karen love.
626
00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:32,899
Men can be a bit funny
about that sort of thing.
627
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,859
Right, ladies, let's go.
628
00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:37,979
8 o'clock shift change.
629
00:37:37,980 --> 00:37:41,979
Take us four hours to get
out of the fucking van.
630
00:37:43,900 --> 00:37:47,899
Right, are we ready?
631
00:37:49,260 --> 00:37:51,859
No calls till the job's done.
632
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:55,859
Cops can trace records. Go on.
633
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,499
Debbie.
634
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:13,059
You know, if a lad really likes you,
he won't care what anyone says.
635
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:14,219
What, if I'm a slapper you mean?
636
00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:18,219
What, if I'm a slapper you mean?
No. Listen to me.
That's a bloke's word.
637
00:38:18,820 --> 00:38:22,339
It's a bloke's fucking hang up.
It doesn't matter what you do,
638
00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,619
or who you're doing it with, as
long as you're having a good time.
639
00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:26,659
I haven't done anything!
640
00:38:26,660 --> 00:38:29,099
Not that it's for lack of trying!
641
00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,139
There's no rush, Debs.
642
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,779
It's always crap to start off.
643
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:35,459
Thing to do is to get
a lad and train him up.
644
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:37,259
This one that you like...
645
00:38:37,260 --> 00:38:39,099
Luke.
646
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:41,219
He's religious, dead religious.
647
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,259
His parents are, you mean?
648
00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:47,259
He's a 15-year-old lad. Choice
between you and Jesus, no contest.
649
00:38:49,300 --> 00:38:51,819
I mean, that beard's
minging for a start!
650
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,779
And there's the sandals.
651
00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,779
Anyway, your hair's better.
652
00:38:55,780 --> 00:38:59,499
It's gonna take a bit more than
your dad and Lip going round
653
00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:01,339
and telling tales to his mum and
dad to put him off.
654
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:02,619
Dad and Lip?
655
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:05,459
Yeah, you know,
saying you're a loose woman.
656
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:08,459
I thought it was Spider.
657
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:12,459
Dad and Lip!
658
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,939
Who are you?
659
00:39:15,940 --> 00:39:18,579
Pizza?
660
00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:22,579
Can't believe I actually forgot
the pizza. It's me first night.
661
00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:28,859
Yeah, but, like I said,
I han't ordered any pizza.
662
00:39:29,980 --> 00:39:33,979
Well that's all right then.
I might keep my job.
663
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:38,499
So it's just you here
on your own, is it?
664
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:42,499
Yeah. Nobby-no-mates.
665
00:39:42,900 --> 00:39:45,019
"Nobby"?
666
00:39:45,020 --> 00:39:49,019
Yeah, it's just a figure of speech.
667
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:53,579
You and Nobby up for a bit of fun?
668
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:57,779
All right, steady on.
Steady on, Deb.
669
00:39:57,780 --> 00:40:01,779
It's just one little... Sticks
and stones may hurt my bones,
670
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,619
but I did it for all the right
reasons, to protect you.
671
00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:07,299
Protect me?!
672
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:09,659
Flesh of my flesh.
673
00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:12,099
Protect young, born free, all that.
674
00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:16,099
They're not your standard
happy clappers, Deb. They take 50%.
675
00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:20,339
Half. Of your money.
676
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:22,819
I haven't got any money!
677
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:25,779
Yeah, but, it's the principle
of the thing, in't it?
678
00:40:25,780 --> 00:40:29,299
One of you better have some bloody
money to pay for these laxatives!
679
00:40:29,300 --> 00:40:33,219
You say it's to protect your young,
right? But you haven't, have you?
680
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:36,059
Cos I really like Luke
and now he thinks I'm a slapper.
681
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:40,059
You've been on their side saying
I should do it, when it turns out
you don't even care about that!
682
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:45,259
You don't care about me! All you
care about is your bloody money!
683
00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:46,859
You're useless, you!
684
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:50,859
Debbie! Debbie!
Debbie, please! Love!
685
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:55,659
(PANTS) I'm...
686
00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:57,339
Fuck it, what can I do?
687
00:40:57,340 --> 00:41:00,259
I'll do anything.
688
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:02,419
Come on, you name it!
689
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:03,979
I'm begging you!
690
00:41:03,980 --> 00:41:07,019
I am a proud man
and I'm begging you.
691
00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:10,259
Money.
692
00:41:10,260 --> 00:41:21,739
I want 120 for the trip to
Walton-on-the-Naze and some
for spends. Then we can talk.
693
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:25,739
(Fuck.
694
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:29,899
(Oh, fuck.)
695
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:54,659
Oh, oh.
696
00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:58,659
Oh. Oh.
697
00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:10,099
MOANING >
698
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:14,099
Our Jamie's gonna fucking love this!
699
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:18,219
Oh! Oh, fucking hell.
700
00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,459
Ah! >
701
00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:24,459
Ah! >
Smile for the camera, Karen!
702
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:30,259
All right, Mimi?
703
00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:37,939
Hey, tell your friend
she can join in, in all.
704
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,379
As you can see,
this is your living room.
705
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:49,059
Kitchen, en suite.
706
00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:50,659
This is the bedroom.
707
00:42:50,660 --> 00:42:52,299
Bathroom.
708
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:55,259
Oh, yes!
709
00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:59,259
The eagle has fucking landed!
710
00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:20,779
There's 200 quid.
711
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:22,579
That do you?
712
00:43:22,580 --> 00:43:24,099
Pound of flesh.
713
00:43:24,100 --> 00:43:26,219
Where did you get it?
714
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:29,339
Need to know, Deb.
Ways and means.
715
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:33,339
240, 250. That is a one-off.
No more guest appearances.
716
00:43:34,580 --> 00:43:38,579
Gentlemen's agreement, Marlin.
Won't see hide nor hair from now on.
717
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:42,659
They were going to make
a fucking offer, you know.
718
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:47,139
Debbie, love.
719
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:49,499
Everything all right?
720
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:53,499
He's all yours.
721
00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:38,099
Fuck.
722
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:42,379
Hello.
723
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,259
Good night?
724
00:44:43,260 --> 00:44:45,299
Good night?
Yeah. Good.
725
00:44:45,300 --> 00:44:49,299
Really good.
726
00:44:54,940 --> 00:44:58,939
Is this OK?
727
00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:06,939
Try...
728
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:26,579
Done you some sandwiches.
It's a long way to...
729
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:27,819
Walton-on-the-Naze.
730
00:45:27,820 --> 00:45:29,459
...Naze. Whatever.
731
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:31,619
Anyway...
732
00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:34,379
Oh!
733
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:38,379
No egg, just cheese and pickle.
Don't want any teasing on the coach.
734
00:45:40,340 --> 00:45:44,139
Oh, who's let one go?!
735
00:45:44,140 --> 00:45:45,099
Stinker.
736
00:45:45,100 --> 00:45:47,299
That for saying I'm a slapper.
737
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:51,299
See you later!
738
00:45:52,460 --> 00:45:57,159
Sigmund Freud, right,
father of modern psychoanalysis,
inventor of penis envy
739
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:01,859
and all that bollocks,
said he never worked out
what it is a woman truly wants.
740
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,659
In men's case he reckoned it was
down to two things, work and love.
741
00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:08,859
Obviously he never me my dad.
742
00:46:08,860 --> 00:46:10,259
So what did you tell them?
743
00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:11,139
As for our Debbie...
744
00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,899
Same as you. Walton-on-the-Naze.
Said it was a gospel camp.
745
00:46:14,900 --> 00:46:16,139
Gospel camp?
746
00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,899
Shut up.
747
00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:21,899
What are you now, one of the
commandments or something? Stop!
748
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,659
Get off! You're such a weakling.
749
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,939
I'm letting you win.
750
00:46:25,940 --> 00:46:29,939
Get off!
751
00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:33,299
Turns out our Debbie's not
that different after all.
752
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,299
Like most women, all she wants is
love, work and her own fucking way!
753
00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:41,459
LAUGHTER
754
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:51,539
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