Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:05,199
Now nobody's saying the Chatsworth
Estate is the Garden of Eden,
2
00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:08,359
but it's been a good home to us.
3
00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:11,759
To me, Frank Gallagher
and me kids, who I'm proud of,
4
00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,759
cos every single one of them
reminds me a little of me.
5
00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,919
They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.
6
00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,919
Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why nobody
calls him Philip any more.
7
00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,199
Ian, a lot like his mam,
which was handy for the others
when she disappeared into thin air.
8
00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,239
And Carl, daren't let him
grow his hair for two reasons.
9
00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,679
One, it stand on end
and makes him look like Toyah.
10
00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,199
Two, nits love it.
11
00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,039
Debbie. Sent by God. Total Angel.
12
00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:45,039
You've to check your change,
but she'll go miles out of
her way to do you a favour.
13
00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,399
Plus lickle Liam.
He's gonna be a star some day.
14
00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:52,399
Monica, the wife.
She's back, with her bird in tow.
15
00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,959
And we can't get shot of her.
16
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,999
And the neighbours.
17
00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:01,879
The neighbours.
Well, what can you say?
18
00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:05,719
Nothing if you don't want your arms
breaking. Still, nobody's perfect.
19
00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,519
But, all of them, to a man,
know first and foremost one of
20
00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:13,519
the most vital necessities is...
They know how to throw a party!
21
00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,399
www.addic7ed.com
22
00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,439
Gonna make some toast..
23
00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,559
'Cock.
24
00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,119
'Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.
25
00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,919
'When I'm not looking for it,
I'm looking at it.
26
00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,639
'I'm thinking about it.
27
00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,199
'Women reckon we're in control of it.
28
00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,119
'Blame blokes when they
land straight hard-ons.
29
00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,319
'Like we know what it's gonna do.'
30
00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,399
Liam!
31
00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,719
'My mate's cat was settling for
a sleep on me the other day.
32
00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:44,279
'I was like the Hilton fucking Tower.
33
00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:46,199
'And I don't want sex with a cat.
34
00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,199
'I don't.'
35
00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,679
Mandy!
36
00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,799
I've just been sacked.
37
00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,839
Ian!
38
00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,879
It says they can't
afford to pay me any more.
39
00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,399
I heard the chip shop were looking.
40
00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,239
Is now the best time
to discuss this?
41
00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:12,559
It's a shit job.
42
00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,919
But they can't just sack
me like it means nothing.
43
00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,959
Right, this is about Kash.
44
00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,119
No.
45
00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,399
You're not still
shagging him, are you?
46
00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,479
Speaking of which.
47
00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,959
He did it by fucking letter.
48
00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:26,959
Your family.
It's like a zoo in here.
49
00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,919
You can't do this to me.
50
00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,919
Look, Ian.
If there was any other way.
51
00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,919
You said whatever happened, you'd
always want me working here.
52
00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:52,359
This isn't about us
and I know what I said previously.
53
00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,839
This is about now. Business.
54
00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:58,719
Kash, you're talking to me.
55
00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:01,119
It's just business, OK?
56
00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:03,839
Business.
57
00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:07,839
My arse it is.
58
00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:35,919
Oi!
59
00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,119
What the fuck are you doin'?
You trashed my bike!
60
00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,559
They're gonna kill me,
if they catch me.
61
00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:47,439
What have you done?
62
00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,919
I'm not really into
trust games but...help us.
63
00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,919
Why?
64
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:53,839
Because you're 'ere
and you've got a kind face.
65
00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,839
And if you don't, I'm
gonna get shot with shite.
66
00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,879
Look, I dunno.
67
00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,479
Fuck the kind face, then.
68
00:04:01,480 --> 00:04:05,479
Save us for a wedge.
69
00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:12,759
Kash is at mosque or Council
while his beautiful wife
sits at home doin' her nails?
70
00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,199
When do I have time for
fucking nails?
71
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,319
I'm not a fan of beauty treatments.
72
00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:18,919
I like natural.
73
00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,399
Stop looking at me arse.
74
00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,759
When were last time he did a
full day in his shop? Never.
75
00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,559
Cos he has too much fun at his
Council...All right, Kash?
76
00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,599
Trying to shag my wife again,
you can fuck off.
77
00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,879
Ian's not turned up so
I'm left to do everything!
78
00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,079
Unless you're gonna
stay and help me.
79
00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:35,919
Sorry, busy.
80
00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:38,279
Big day with the Council. >
81
00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,199
Another thing. Red reminder -
you've not paid the phone bill!
82
00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,679
I said, I'll sort it.
83
00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,839
Kash!
84
00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:47,519
When you get angry, your lip curls.
It's kinda sexy.
85
00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,519
Do as the man says and fuck off!
86
00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,719
No! Oh!
87
00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,159
(ON PHONE) 'Mimi? Hello?'
88
00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:05,719
Mimi?
89
00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:09,719
Mimi, love?
90
00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,839
Jesus Christ.
91
00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:15,079
You gave me the fright of my life.
92
00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,639
Kenny. Dead.
93
00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:19,319
What, your brother Kenny?
94
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:22,399
30,000 volts in
his birthday barbecue.
95
00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:26,359
Well, you hated Kenny.
You threatened to have him shot
if he didn't go to Australia.
96
00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,759
Bad things happen in threes, Patrick.
97
00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,799
Who's next? What's next?!
98
00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:31,839
Nobody's next.
99
00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:32,959
I'm cursed.
100
00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:35,679
Come on, don't give me
that shit from your grandmother.
101
00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,519
I told Fergal, me son, not to
come home and he's murdered.
102
00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,519
I told Kenny, me brother, to stop
sending me begging letters, he dies.
103
00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:49,319
What if I tell our baby Katie
to stop crying? She might...!
104
00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,439
Oh, my God!
105
00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:57,999
Come on. You didn't mean that.
106
00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,759
Come on. You've got to speak to me.
107
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:04,759
You've got to speak to me.
108
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,999
Come on, say something!
109
00:06:15,320 --> 00:06:16,679
You seen my bike?
110
00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,519
Yeah, it's wrecked.
111
00:06:18,520 --> 00:06:22,519
Fuck.
112
00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,479
You had to pick the
bin stinking of fishes, didn't you?
113
00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,759
Who's following ya?
114
00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:33,399
People from work.
115
00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,039
What's in the bag?
116
00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:39,039
Stuff! Will you fuck off, Colombo?
117
00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,199
Oi!
118
00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,279
Are these your clothes?
119
00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:51,119
Put 'em back!
120
00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:51,759
How much?
121
00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:52,839
What?
122
00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:54,919
T-shirt?
123
00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,919
Er, 20, 30?
124
00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:09,319
Look, just get sorted
and get out of here.
125
00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:14,999
Shit!
126
00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:16,919
How many times do
I have to tell you?
127
00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,839
Next time, I'll shove 'em up
your arse. They'll be safer.
128
00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:20,679
What have you done now, Einstein?
129
00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,319
Einstein, Einstein!
130
00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,359
Am I green? Have I got a
bolt sticking out of my head?
131
00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:30,359
No, Shane. You have nothing
sticking out of your head.
132
00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,639
Tell me you're not being
chased by the fucking Maguires.
133
00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,879
You know 'em?
134
00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,239
They live next door. You can't
stay here, they'll kill us both.
135
00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,439
They won't look under their nose.
136
00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,439
No way.
137
00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,479
I paid for a room, I'm staying.
138
00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:46,879
Fine. Keep your money.
139
00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,639
It'll take more than a few
quid to keep Paddy off my back.
140
00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:51,199
Fine. How much do you want?
141
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:55,199
There's ten grand's worth of
scratchcards in 'ere.
142
00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:02,479
Fuckin' hell.
143
00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,679
Come on, just a word.
144
00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,679
Well, if not a word, then a smile.
145
00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,879
Come on, you know howbeautiful
you look when you smile.
146
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:22,359
Bad things happen
in threes, she said.
147
00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,359
Fergal, Kenny...
148
00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:32,119
Chuckles.
149
00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:38,599
What happened to it?
150
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,959
Well, I think it must
have swallowed something.
151
00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:45,959
Come on, Chuckles. Din-din time.
152
00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:48,839
Tragedy.
153
00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,479
She told me to clean out
the cage otherwise
154
00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,599
she'd flush it down the toilet.
155
00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,599
Now it's dead. Third thing.
156
00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,439
At least I'm trying something.
157
00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,279
I've been skimming
off Shane for months.
158
00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:17,279
Well, what would you do if you were
left in a lock-up with 10 grand of
scratchies inside?
159
00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:21,679
Leave 'em where they are, cos Paddy
Maguire'll break both your legs, you
know that?
160
00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,759
Well, once I've cashed them heain't
gonna see me for dust anyways.
161
00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,359
It'll take you weeks to get
through those.
162
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,599
No, two days are all I've got.
163
00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:32,599
These were on the way to Glasgow
when Shane nicked them. When they
don't turn up Monday morning
164
00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,919
they'll bemade void,
the barcodes won't scan.
165
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,919
So you've only got two days
to scratch them and cash them?
166
00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:42,719
70/30 split.
167
00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,599
Yeah, you see,
168
00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:48,599
I know what Paddy's really like,
so...
169
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,999
60/40.
170
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:55,999
60/40 and a blow-job.
171
00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,039
50/50.
172
00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,319
Fine.
173
00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,039
You missed out, you.
174
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,439
Anna Sampson's blow jobs are
t' best in Manchester and
175
00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:07,239
it's not just me saying that.
176
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:08,839
If you're staying,
177
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,039
you're up in the attic and
you don't fucking come down.
178
00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,239
We should get to work.
179
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,919
The Chatsworth estate is in trouble
180
00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:20,559
but the trouble is not crime,
it's health.
181
00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:23,599
A recent government survey
showed Chatsworth to be
182
00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,359
a UK heart attack hot spot.
183
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,959
My Brendan was fat.
184
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,959
He had heart attack written all
over him. It was crime did him.
185
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,599
Shot.
186
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,439
Mind you, he were carrying
a bag of chips at the time.
187
00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:42,079
This 250,000 which I have personally
secured from the council
188
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,079
marks a major investment for us.
189
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,439
On Monday, work will begin
190
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,279
on the first Chatsworth
co-operative health centre.
191
00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:53,279
And to kick it all off this weekend,
the Chatsworth fun run.
192
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,519
Get over it, it's not a real cheque!
193
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,079
You're late.
194
00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,159
The bike wouldn't start.
195
00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,439
Sorry.
196
00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,599
Not looking goodfor the first week,
is it?
197
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,159
Fast, hot and extra cheese.
You'll do well to remember that.
198
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:21,159
Right.
199
00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:25,519
You know, I love biking nights like
this, the wind in your hair and that.
200
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,119
Under yer 'elmet, obviously.
201
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,719
Not like I've got any hair, but...
202
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:34,719
Bullshit!
203
00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,479
A fun run?
204
00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:42,319
A fun run?
205
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,719
A fun run?
206
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,239
Yes, Frank, a fun run.
207
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,999
Running isn't fun, just an excuse
for wankers in vests to show us
208
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,599
how expensive their trainers are.
209
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,479
There's 500 quid if you win.
210
00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:56,559
500 quid, is it?
211
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:59,279
I should enter.
Save you having to wear out
212
00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,919
the tread in those new trainers.
213
00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,279
Fuck off.
214
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,919
I always wear trainers.
215
00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,919
Digging,
now there's a fucking challenge.
216
00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,959
A fun dig, that'd be thecorrect
sort of competition.
217
00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,079
Might get a few useful
things done round here -
218
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:17,079
public works, digs for victory,
Victorians in the sewers, all that.
219
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:19,719
But will they sort that out?
Will they bollocks.
220
00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:23,559
Because working manwould win
at digging, wouldn't he?
221
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,559
Running makes you healthy.
I have never heard so much bollocks
in all my life.
222
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,799
Look, running man?
223
00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:33,799
Look at him, big legs,
no fucking arms.
224
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:05,919
FuckingGallaghers!
225
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,679
For fuck's sake,
can we slow down a bit?
226
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:12,239
Another tenner!
227
00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,319
I haven't had this much fun in ages.
228
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:18,319
Yeah, cos you're a freak!
229
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:34,079
DOOR CREAKS
230
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:45,599
Need a word.
231
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,239
What time is it?
232
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,159
Never you mind.
233
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:53,679
My wife has a beautifulvoice
but she won't speak. Why?
234
00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:56,479
Cos she lost her son
and it's sending her mad
235
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,959
so it's time to get her a new one.
236
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:00,679
What you want? Fertility tips?
237
00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:04,679
Don't be fucking cocky!
238
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,359
You're gonna marry our daughter.
239
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,639
Join our family.
240
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,479
What?
241
00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:11,759
Welcome to the Maguires, son.
242
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:15,759
Right?
243
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:21,399
I'll leave you be.
244
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,959
Is there no room in this house
you keep fuckingclean?
245
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,799
You know the Maguires'd happily tax
us up
246
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,399
then beat the living shit out of us?
247
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,679
Oh, live a little.
People pay a fortune
248
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,919
for the kick of extreme sports.
And we've invented a new one.
249
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,719
Pure adrenaline rush -
250
00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:02,119
nicking off the local psycho,
asleep only a few metres away.
251
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:06,119
Yeah, you've definitely lost it.
252
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:20,359
About bloody time!
253
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:25,679
I'm not paying for these,
they're cold. Sod off!
254
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:31,079
I've gotta pay for them
if you don't!
255
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:36,679
Wanker's cramp?
256
00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,359
Fuck off!
257
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,679
Oh, fuck.
258
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,639
Shit, look at this! Five grand.
259
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,559
Five fucking grand.
I've just won five fucking grand.
260
00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:50,559
Shit, that's mint!
261
00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:00,999
No, what are you doing?
That was a winner.
262
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,239
For prizes above 75
263
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,639
you must provide proof of identity
and also fill in the claim form.
264
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,799
You fill your name on the back of
us and you're going to fucking jail.
265
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:12,519
Do not pass go,
do not collect five grand.
266
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:15,319
75 is the maximum for us.
267
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,319
Don't look so upset.
I'll let you rip the next one.
268
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,559
You notice we kissed?
269
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:26,399
Yeah.
270
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,119
You got someone else?
271
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,119
No.Don't you fancy me, then?
272
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:35,119
No...
273
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,759
Only this says different.
274
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,479
What's the matter?
275
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,519
My life's shit.
276
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,359
Change it, then.
It's your responsibility.
277
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,719
What, says girl on run from mob.
278
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,799
At least I know I'm alive.
279
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,759
Yeah, for now.
280
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:26,559
I've got to get away.
281
00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,079
That's sort of obvious.
282
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,319
I'm going to Birmingham.
283
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,679
Good choice!
284
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,439
I've got mates.
285
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:39,119
Mate. Chance of a job.
286
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,079
Come with us.
287
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:45,079
New start and all that crap.
288
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,999
And that'd be a good thing?
289
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,999
Dunno yet. It's got to be
better than this, though.
290
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,719
What do you know about my life?
291
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,879
Fuck all.
292
00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:00,639
And I was talking
about this shitty estate.
293
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,399
Come on.
294
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:06,399
Let's get scratching.
295
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,119
I always say that after sex!
296
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,159
'Welcome to the Maguires, son.'
297
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:25,159
# BRIDAL MARCH
298
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,919
'The Maguires, son.'
299
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,919
# BRIDAL MARCH
300
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:32,999
'Maguires, son.'
301
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,759
# BRIDAL MARCH
302
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:39,479
Fuck, what's with you?
303
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,799
Nothing.
304
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,279
You've got toothpaste
round your gob.
305
00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,279
Don't rub it off.
It looks kind of sweet.
306
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,559
Fuck, we fell asleep.
307
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:14,679
Yeah.
308
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,079
How many have we done?
309
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,639
Enough so we'll still be scratching
around Wednesday.
310
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,039
Shit!
311
00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:24,039
Don't worry, I've got an idea.
312
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:32,119
Debbie? Debbie?
313
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,519
Debbie?
314
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,719
We need your help.
315
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,719
Right, we want fifties and
highers here, 10 and unders here,
316
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,719
anything in between there
and all the duds in the bin bag.
317
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,399
We need to make a list of
all the newsagents
318
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:49,999
within a five-mile radius.
319
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,959
I'll do a dry run to
check these cash at all.
320
00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,919
I'll do it. Give me one for 50 quid.
321
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,919
All the fifties are here.
322
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,199
You're supposed to be out the front
323
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,719
shouting "fresh fruit",
not sat in here.
324
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,799
I told you I couldn't shout.
All this healthy eating's well
325
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,799
and good but it won'tsort out
my strep throat.
326
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,959
Do you want some bananas, mate?
They're Egyptian.
327
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,919
No, ta.
328
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:17,599
Extra iron content.
Healthy Chatsworth.
329
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,599
Thank you.
330
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,959
And no one told me about this
tomato being a fruit, neither.
331
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,959
Or I'd have asked for extra
if I'd known.
332
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,199
Well, if it isn't the invisible man.
333
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:35,519
Look, I don't wanna talk about
it, I just what this cashed.
334
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,799
Like fuck you don'twanna
talk about it.
335
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,759
Two hours late, you didn'teven
bother coming in yesterday.
336
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,759
Two hours late, you didn'teven
bother coming in yesterday.
You sacked me!Since when?
337
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,959
"Financial pressures have forced us
into a situation where we cannot
maintain our current staffing level."
338
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,799
I didn't write this.
339
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:54,879
Well, it sounds like you.
340
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,279
I don't know anything about it.
341
00:20:57,280 --> 00:20:58,919
Well, Kash knows.
342
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:02,919
Well, clearly
there's been a mistake.
343
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,999
It's simple. You can't bear
to have me around any more.
344
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,479
Ian,I think you must've
misunderstood.
345
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,479
No, I haven't. He's a bastard!
Tell him to fuck his job!
346
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:16,359
Ian, you work forme.
347
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:20,359
This ismyshop.
348
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,559
What are you working on, Liam?
349
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:29,559
A castle.
350
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,719
Where'd you get these cards from?
351
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:37,199
Let go of her!
352
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:38,359
Oh, fuck!
353
00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,879
Get off me!
354
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,439
You've got to stop her!
355
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,839
Do you know it?
356
00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,519
Know what?
357
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,599
Thousands of scratch cardsstolen
off my dad by your family.
358
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,919
Fucking Anne Frankhere living in
your loft!
359
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,359
You knew, didn't you?
360
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:51,799
No.You bastard!
361
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,079
I knew nothing!
362
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:56,479
Good, thenthe rest of you
better watch out.
363
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,799
Stop her, she's hurting me!
364
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,799
Lip, you don't understand.
365
00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:00,919
Is this you?
366
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,759
They were wankers to her, she's
not gonna rip them off for fun!
367
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,799
Mandy, stop!
368
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,199
What's your dad gonna do
if he finds out about this?
369
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,999
This is my familyyou're
ripping off!
370
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,239
Yeah, are me and Katie
not your family, too?
371
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,119
If your dad gets hold of Ian,
he'll rip his bollocks off.
372
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,999
Who do you think'll be next in line?
You go round there
373
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,999
and create trouble and that is
gonna cause one heap of shit for us.
374
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,839
Lip gets a cut, same as any of you.
375
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,519
Sure.
376
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,519
Thanks.
377
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:48,079
I'm on time, I know I am.
378
00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,319
Back from a run?
379
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,519
Just resting my muscles.
380
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:05,759
Stiff joints.
381
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,999
You'll have to let me give
you a massage some time.
382
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,999
Keep your cock in your pants,
Callum Best. I'm not having your
filthy hands all over me.
383
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,319
Yeah,well, don't overdo it,
will you?
384
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,399
I'm fine.
385
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,599
I was going out again, actually.
386
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:20,639
Great.
387
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,639
Maybe you and I should run together.
388
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:36,679
36p.
389
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:37,599
What?
390
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:41,599
36p.
391
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,159
Ian's still not shown his face.
392
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,159
He could be anywhere,
considering you've sacked him.
393
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,039
See, he's thinking you've done
it because you're bored of him.
394
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:58,039
What I'm wondering is, when every
bill's coming in red, why you're
not paying 'em.
395
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:01,439
Look, I had to cut some
overheads, that's all.
396
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,879
We need to talk to the bank, take
out a temporary loan on the shop.
397
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,279
Onmyshop?
398
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,279
It's only temporary!
Look, three months - tops.
399
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,599
As soon as the health centre gets
started, it'll be kickbacks.
400
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:15,039
Plenty enough to pay it off.
401
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,999
We're talking, what - 15 grand, max.
402
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,999
15 grand? What the fuck have
you spent all that money on?
403
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,999
Look, you know what I do.
404
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,799
It's important I project
a good image of myself.
405
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:29,359
I've got to travel,
for council business.
406
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:33,359
Meeting and getting to know
my constituents.
407
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,959
It's not cheap!
408
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:39,039
I've made an appointment to see the
bank manager - tomorrow.
409
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,759
No, not the shop.
410
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:45,079
If we're gonna borrow,
we'll borrow on the house.
411
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,639
I've already done that.
412
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:52,479
This is to save the house.
413
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,639
Hey, please, Ron,
414
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,119
I really need you to do this for me.
415
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,239
Last time.
416
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,599
You can fuck right off!
417
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,599
I changed my religion for you,
I looked after your kids, I looked
after your mam, I even looked
418
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,399
the other way when you fucked
my fucking staff!
419
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,319
And now you want my shop?
420
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:15,319
The only thing
I've ever had that were mine?
421
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,399
You're not having
anything ever again.
422
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,599
It's over, Kash!
423
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,799
You're leaving me?
424
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:30,559
No, I'm not.
425
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:34,559
You're leavingme.
426
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:46,399
You fixed it yet?
427
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,719
Very funny.
428
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:49,719
You're gonna have to hurry up.
I need it this afternoon.
429
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,559
Fuck off! I'm supposed to be using it
for work in case you hadn't noticed.
430
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,319
Hello there, Philip.
431
00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,479
Hiya.
432
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,719
The name's Patrick,
don't wear it out.
433
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,719
But you can't call me
Dad just yet either.
434
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,119
Allow me.
435
00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:10,119
In there?
436
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,199
Come here.
437
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,079
I just wanted to give you this.
438
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,239
A bit of a family heirloom.
439
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,599
That's very kind, Paddy.
440
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,599
Dad?
441
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,519
I kept that diamond up my...
442
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,959
The only place wherethe screws
wouldn't look,
443
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,799
for three months inside Strangeways.
444
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,519
Ooh!
445
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,479
It's very treasured.
446
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:38,479
But as I've only one daughter,
I want her to have it.
447
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:39,719
Thanks, Paddy.
448
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,639
Dad?
Why don't you shut up, Shane?
449
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,639
That's the bike.
450
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:53,459
Where are they?! D'you know
what you're dealin' with right now?!
451
00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:55,579
Answer me! Come on!
452
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,579
Where are they?!
453
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:00,299
Fuck! Get yer 'ead down!
And stay down, now!
454
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:02,699
Both you and I know
you were on that bike!
455
00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:04,899
So you can do this the
easy way or the hard way!
456
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:07,339
If you've done something bad,
Carl, you've gotta own up to it!
457
00:27:07,340 --> 00:27:09,139
If you've done something bad,
Carl, you've gotta own up to it!
Mum, I dunno what
he's talkin' about!
458
00:27:09,140 --> 00:27:10,179
It were me!
459
00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:10,579
Ian!
460
00:27:10,580 --> 00:27:11,659
I crashed it!
461
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:13,179
Right!
462
00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:15,939
You fucked ma bike up?!
You little...!
463
00:27:15,940 --> 00:27:17,219
Where is she?
464
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,819
I dunno. She were too quick for me -
I couldn't keep up.
465
00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:20,539
Wrong answer.
466
00:27:20,540 --> 00:27:21,619
Wrong answer.
I'm not lying.
467
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,579
Actually, she fucked ma bike...
468
00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:26,419
It's not your bike! It's
not even mine! It's the pizza bike!
469
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,539
It's not your bike! It's
not even mine! It's the pizza bike!
Shut it!
470
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:27,979
Carl, shut up!
471
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,059
Carl, shut up!
Answer me!
472
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:32,859
Seriously, Paddy, she damaged
ma stuff, so when you find her,
I wouldn't mind a word.
473
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,219
Search the 'ouse, Dad.
474
00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,219
No way! This is our property!
475
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,259
It was our property that went
missin' in the first place.
476
00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:38,939
He's tellin' you the truth, Dad.
477
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,499
You stay out of this.
478
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,059
I live 'ere. Don't you think I'd
notice if they were nicking off yer?
479
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:47,059
He's tellin' the truth.
480
00:27:51,780 --> 00:27:55,139
You'd better be.
481
00:27:55,140 --> 00:27:59,139
Come on, Shane. We're outta here.
482
00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:03,659
Shane!
483
00:28:04,780 --> 00:28:06,339
Thanks, babe.
484
00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:08,579
Don't you ever make me
do anything like that again!
485
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:12,779
OK?!
486
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:20,259
Get in.
487
00:28:28,420 --> 00:28:31,219
Thanks.
488
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,219
For what?
489
00:28:32,220 --> 00:28:34,019
For standing up to Paddy.
490
00:28:34,020 --> 00:28:36,139
I thought that you'd give me up.
491
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:38,699
In your place, I might have.
492
00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:41,419
Took some guts.
493
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:43,299
I didn't really think about it.
494
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:47,179
Could have got your head kicked in.
495
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,219
Sorry.
496
00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,099
Oh, I didn't think of that!
497
00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:53,299
Shit, you reckon it's too
late to put in a phone call?
498
00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:57,299
Tell Paddy you're here?!
499
00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:06,979
This is a lot of money.
500
00:29:06,980 --> 00:29:10,699
And I wouldn't ask, it's just...
501
00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,939
My dad spends all the social
on a scratchies and,
502
00:29:13,940 --> 00:29:15,419
maybe it was stupid of me,
503
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:19,419
but...when I found out
he finally won,
504
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:23,179
I promised my brother
I'd buy him sausages.
505
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:27,179
It's not often we can
afford meat at our house.
506
00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:36,139
Where to next?
507
00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,579
Try Rusholme, there's
loads you can hit round there.
508
00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,179
How's it going?
509
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,459
It's fine.
510
00:29:42,460 --> 00:29:43,619
Is Mandy?
511
00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:47,339
Yeah, she's fine.
512
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:49,139
Right.
513
00:29:49,140 --> 00:29:51,179
What are you looking at me
like that for?
514
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:54,499
There's some lucky buggers
around here.
515
00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:57,699
20, 40...
516
00:29:57,700 --> 00:30:00,459
And...
517
00:30:00,460 --> 00:30:02,539
I've...
518
00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:05,059
let...
519
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:09,059
everyone down.
520
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:13,139
I can no longer...
521
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:17,539
A few things got blown in the canal,
but we think we got everything.
522
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,259
It could be a while
before the body
523
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:25,139
shows up and, you know,
sometimes it never does.
524
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:29,139
Even then,
you might not recognise...
525
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,379
What's going on?
526
00:30:31,380 --> 00:30:34,059
It's Kash. He's taken his own life.
527
00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,699
There was a note.
528
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:38,939
Fucking coward!
He's left me in loads of debt.
529
00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:41,859
Well, we'll leave you to it,
Yvonne, OK?
530
00:30:41,860 --> 00:30:42,979
OK.
531
00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:46,419
Come down the station later and
we'll have your forms to sign.
532
00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:50,419
Thank you.
533
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:58,179
I don't believe this.
534
00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:03,859
Tragic, in't it?
535
00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:07,859
I can no longer...
536
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:11,339
face...
537
00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:15,339
the embarrassment...
538
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,139
Shame...
539
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:21,739
The family are never going to
believe this, you know that, Von?
540
00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:25,379
The shit you've left behind, Kash,
they're gonna want to believe it.
541
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:29,379
Tuck me right into the Muslim bosom,
because I'm keeping them.
542
00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:33,379
Family, kids and
the faith and the shop.
543
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:37,379
You'd better hurry if you're going
to make that 3:15pm at Sheffield.
544
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,899
He has fucked with us
once too often.
545
00:31:49,660 --> 00:31:52,459
We've got the money.
546
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:56,459
Are you still up for Birmingham?
547
00:31:57,860 --> 00:32:00,819
Look...
548
00:32:00,820 --> 00:32:02,259
..I'm not a bastard...
549
00:32:02,260 --> 00:32:06,259
I was sort of assuming that.
550
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:13,979
Not like...
551
00:32:14,740 --> 00:32:18,739
Well, I'm not...
552
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:21,819
I'm gay.
553
00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:25,819
I'm sorry.
I should've told you.
554
00:32:26,420 --> 00:32:30,419
Brew?
555
00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:34,659
I'm gay.
556
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,859
Is that it?
557
00:32:36,860 --> 00:32:39,299
Do you want me to go
into a fit or something?
558
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,339
I fuck blokes.
559
00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:44,139
You're the only woman
I've ever slept with.
560
00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,339
I'm...
561
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:46,619
Gay?
562
00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:49,659
So what? I've had
it off with girls.
563
00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:52,339
Why put yourself in a box?
564
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:56,019
We made each other come,
no-one died.
565
00:32:56,020 --> 00:32:59,339
I knew you were a virgin!
566
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,819
No, you didn't.
567
00:33:01,820 --> 00:33:03,499
How?
568
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:06,379
I'm not sure.
569
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:08,539
Well, what did I do wrong?
570
00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:12,539
Could've turned it up
a couple of notches.
571
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:17,779
I'll show you mine, again...
572
00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:19,819
G, A, Y.
573
00:33:19,820 --> 00:33:23,219
So you S, A, Y.
574
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:27,219
I know you fancy me.
575
00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:43,219
Try it again?
576
00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,299
Why cut things out?
577
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:50,299
There's a world of possibilities,
especially in Birmingham, so I hear.
578
00:33:54,340 --> 00:33:58,339
Don't try and bum me though,
the Maguires might hear me screams!
579
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:03,259
Kenny touched many
lives in many different ways.
580
00:34:03,260 --> 00:34:07,259
It's so nice to have people whose
lives he touched with us today.
581
00:34:07,860 --> 00:34:10,979
By webcam from Chatsworth, England,
582
00:34:10,980 --> 00:34:14,499
we welcome Kenny's sister, Mimi
and family.
583
00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:18,499
And here, in Rafferty's Creek,
the two Petes.
584
00:34:18,940 --> 00:34:22,299
Bruce, Little Jo and,
585
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,859
of course, Ritchie.
586
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:27,459
In fact, they were all with
Kenny at his birthday barbecue....
587
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,459
I just don't see why I've
got to wear this monkey suit.
588
00:34:32,740 --> 00:34:36,739
That suit did me for four trials and
15 funerals and a wedding as a boy.
589
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,899
You look a fine young man in it, son.
Doesn't he, Mimi?
590
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,219
It's too tight, it doesn't
even fit me properly.
591
00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:49,619
You'd better be wearing underpants.
592
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,059
Ah...
593
00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,739
...and not the coffin.
594
00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:56,739
So any of you that have a few words
to say about Kenny, say 'em now.
595
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:01,659
Why don't you say a few words, love?
596
00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:04,299
Any friends.
597
00:35:04,300 --> 00:35:05,459
We could put a phone call in.
598
00:35:05,460 --> 00:35:09,059
Any acquaintance.
599
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,379
Anyone from Chatsworth.
Anyone at all.
600
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:15,379
I'm sure they'd like something.
601
00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,419
No takers.
602
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:22,419
In sure and certain hope
of the resurrection...
603
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,739
How long you gonna keep this up?
604
00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:28,619
Because I'm not sure I
can take this much longer.
605
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:30,619
...our brother, Kenny.
606
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:34,019
And we commit his body
to the ground.
607
00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:38,019
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes...
608
00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:59,059
And lo,
609
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:02,179
as the child slept...
610
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:06,179
there came three kings
from the East...
611
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:11,179
bearing...
612
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:15,219
..gifts.
613
00:36:25,460 --> 00:36:29,459
MUSIC PLAYS
614
00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,819
Come on, everyone!
615
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,099
Lovely firm buttocks.
616
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,979
He'll do anything I ask.
617
00:36:40,980 --> 00:36:43,819
Close one eye,
could be David Beckham.
618
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:45,819
Keep the change, pet.
619
00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,459
She's taking me to Gran Canaria
at the end of the month, aren't ya?
620
00:36:48,460 --> 00:36:49,499
Yeah!
621
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:50,779
Who's paying for that, then?
622
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:54,779
357 hits I had, but I
chose you, didn't I, Bradford?
623
00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:10,419
Ooh!
624
00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,939
Lucky man.
625
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:13,259
She spoils me.
626
00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:15,499
Travel agents this afternoon?
627
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:19,499
Well, maybe. I find it really hard
to think money matters through,
628
00:37:19,780 --> 00:37:23,779
cos I have migraine, you see. But,
if we lie down together we could...
629
00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,899
discuss it!
630
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:30,899
Right you are.
631
00:37:31,220 --> 00:37:33,419
I want what she's having.
632
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,579
A pint and two Es, Karen, please.
633
00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:39,579
Money first, Frank.
634
00:37:43,100 --> 00:37:46,659
Ah.
635
00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:49,059
Job done.
636
00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:51,259
That's a scratchcard, Frank.
637
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:55,019
Correction, that is a
winning scratchcard. 20 quid.
638
00:37:55,020 --> 00:37:56,979
Oh, fuck off, Frank.
639
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,979
It's legal tender!
640
00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:02,979
So go and cash it,
come back and I'll serve yer.
641
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:08,619
Fucking Pol Pot behind the bar.
642
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,699
# Do I see you... #
643
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,739
Oh!
644
00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:15,259
Where'd you get
the scratchcard, Frank?
645
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,339
You dirty bastard!
646
00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:18,099
Not the face, anything but...!
647
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:19,859
Where did you get
the fucking scratchcard!
648
00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,299
Liam!
649
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:24,699
I wasn't gonna, you know, steal
it off... I'm not going to steal it
650
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:28,699
of little Liam, am I now?
You can have it back!
651
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:36,499
Look, Paddy, I'm going to do it, OK?
652
00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:38,659
I just need time to do it right.
653
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:42,659
There's a slightly more pressing
matter needs discussion first.
654
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,939
That's a whole lap of the estate
you've fallen behind now.
655
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,299
Aah! Aah!
656
00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,699
You all right?
657
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,379
Pervert!
658
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,379
You've pulled a hamstring.
659
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:01,219
I'll be fine.
660
00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,699
I just need to run it off.
661
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:06,139
Aaah! Let me go! Let me go!
662
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,019
You don't half kick up a fuss, you.
663
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:10,939
Let me go right now,
or I'll grab you in the bollocks!
664
00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:12,899
You're injured.
665
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,499
This is the last time, bozo.
666
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:17,579
Let me go right now!
667
00:39:17,580 --> 00:39:21,579
Fine.
668
00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:28,259
Frank here tells me there's a
pile of scratchcards in your house.
669
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:32,019
Bollocks. What you on about?
670
00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,579
Liam...scratchcards.
671
00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,379
Scratchcard. There may
only have just been the one.
672
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:37,859
You said there were fucking loads.
673
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,419
Shut up, the pair of yous.
674
00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:42,139
Does Mandy know?
675
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:43,379
Course she doesn't.
676
00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:46,539
So you lied to my daughter
as well as me?
677
00:39:46,540 --> 00:39:49,139
Let's get this straight.
I don't give a shit about
678
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,579
these missing scratchcards.
That's Shane's worry.
679
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:55,019
This is about the lack of respect
you're showing me,
680
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,819
your family.
681
00:39:56,820 --> 00:39:58,499
I want the girl.
682
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:02,499
Your brother will be fine.
But you bring her to me. Understand?
683
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,019
Yeah.
684
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:08,019
Right.
685
00:40:10,540 --> 00:40:11,539
Shall I leave you to it?
686
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:12,179
Stay there.
687
00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:16,179
Sit down.
688
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,059
Paddy knows you're here.
689
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:21,099
What?!
690
00:40:21,100 --> 00:40:23,619
Fucking hell.
I didn't know you had it in you.
691
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:24,579
Piss off!
692
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:26,339
You have to go that way.
693
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,619
The Maguires live that way!
694
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:30,499
Yes, but they're waiting in the yard.
695
00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:33,739
but you've got to get out of here.
696
00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:36,539
I'll sort some transport out.
697
00:40:36,540 --> 00:40:38,459
Get the bag!
698
00:40:38,460 --> 00:40:42,459
I will do. Go on.
699
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:59,299
You know what?
I didn't like that job anyway.
700
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:08,939
Birmingham, here we come!
701
00:41:14,260 --> 00:41:16,019
Too late, Paddy. She's gone.
702
00:41:16,020 --> 00:41:18,779
To think I wanted you in my family!
703
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,259
Think he deserves
his pound of flesh, don't you?
704
00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,339
Don't you touch him.
705
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:25,499
Your boyfriend has been keeping
one or two things secret from you.
706
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:26,499
No, he hasn't.
707
00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,379
That's another fucking lie
he's been telling me!
708
00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,939
Shane's a bully, so people
steal from him. It's his own fault.
709
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:36,459
You hit Lip and you're hitting me
and I'll never speak to you again.
710
00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:37,099
Really?
711
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:41,099
Really?
You can forget me and forget Katie.
I'll be dead to you. Understand?
712
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,499
Noooo! Stop!
That's the third bad thing.
713
00:41:45,820 --> 00:41:47,979
You spoke. She spoke!
714
00:41:47,980 --> 00:41:50,299
She said she'd be dead to us.
715
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,819
I thought you couldn't
fucking speak.
716
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,459
I've broken the curse.
717
00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:56,979
I've saved Mandy!
718
00:41:56,980 --> 00:42:00,979
You heard what she said.
Don't touch him.
719
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,579
Oh, my darling!
720
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:11,579
As if I'd do anything to hurt you!
721
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:26,339
No pressure, Ian, but there's
psychos coming to jump on my head.
722
00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,699
I don't know what to do.
723
00:42:35,820 --> 00:42:37,379
I can see how we fit.
724
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,619
We do!
725
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:42,059
But I can't imagine a future.
This isn't real.
726
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:45,219
It can be.
727
00:42:45,220 --> 00:42:48,259
You know when a bloke goes past
and you check out his arse?
728
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:51,019
I don't care.
729
00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:55,019
You do! You will!
730
00:42:55,020 --> 00:42:58,139
I don't want to go on my own.
731
00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:00,939
I know.
732
00:43:00,940 --> 00:43:02,939
Things happen around me.
733
00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:06,179
You'll never get bored.
734
00:43:06,180 --> 00:43:08,899
Don't go for a man who prefers men.
735
00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:12,019
It's really fucking demeaning.
736
00:43:12,020 --> 00:43:13,659
You should have
someone who worships you.
737
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:16,379
"Worships"?That is gay.
738
00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,899
Someone who wants you, then.
739
00:43:17,900 --> 00:43:21,219
You want me.
740
00:43:21,220 --> 00:43:23,339
Not enough.
741
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:27,339
No?
742
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:33,499
Doesn't look like
we've got the balls, does it?
743
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:38,779
Or the heart.
744
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,579
That's the clincher.
745
00:43:41,580 --> 00:43:45,579
Yeah.
746
00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:20,819
What, Liam gets some
and I get nothing? >
747
00:44:20,820 --> 00:44:22,619
Yeah, Liam did some
of the scratching.
748
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:24,539
Did anyone order pizza?
749
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,699
Nobody ordered pizza.
750
00:44:26,700 --> 00:44:28,899
This is a social call,
isn't it, Carl?
751
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:32,459
Where's the fucking bike?
752
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:36,459
Shit!
753
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:44,339
You liked it,
754
00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:48,339
but you're still a bender?
755
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,059
Yeah, but are you?
756
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:51,779
Yeah, course I am.
757
00:44:51,780 --> 00:44:55,779
It's not like I've got a choice.
758
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:58,659
You liked it, didn't you?
759
00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:02,659
Yeah.
760
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:10,339
What's that?
761
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:12,619
Maguire family heirloom.
762
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,899
Jeez, where'd you find that?
763
00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:17,099
Paddy give it us.
Wanted me to give it to Mandy.
764
00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:19,339
Fuck! >
765
00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:21,059
You gonna?
766
00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:22,899
Don't know.
767
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:25,179
Thought I would.
768
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:29,179
But now I don't have to,
I'm not sure!
769
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:35,739
So did you go down on her,
Mr Pussy Hound?!
770
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:41,099
What's that got to do with anything?
771
00:45:41,100 --> 00:45:44,939
Well, did you?
772
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,059
No.
773
00:45:46,060 --> 00:45:49,619
Yes!I knew it!
774
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:53,179
You can get off but you can't
get on. You're a total gayer!
775
00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:57,179
Well, that's what I've been saying!
776
00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:02,979
'Knowing how ignorant you are is the
first step on the path to wisdom.
777
00:46:02,980 --> 00:46:06,379
'I thought the cock was the
ruling organ - convinced. And wrong.'
778
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:09,459
See where that went?
779
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,579
What?
780
00:46:10,580 --> 00:46:12,419
Paddy's ring.
781
00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:13,819
Fuck!
782
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:15,339
Fuck!
783
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:18,499
'It's the heart calls the shots,
and it's a nutjob.
784
00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,299
'Oh, Christ, then there's the brain.
785
00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:23,899
'Here's a thought: all those
straight men I've had sex with.
786
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:25,699
'You tell me what that's about.
787
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:29,379
'I have no fucking idea.'
788
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:47,999
www.addic7ed.com
789
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,999
You lying bitch!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
www.tvsubtitles.net
56133
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof