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Nobody says the Chatsworth
Estate is the Garden of Eden
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but it's been a good home to me,
Frank Gallagher, and me kids, who
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I'm a proud of cos every single one
of them reminds me and little ofme.
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They can all think for themselves,
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which they've got me to thank for.
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Quick, leg it!
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Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite,
which is why
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a nobody calls him Philip any more.
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Ian, a lot like his mam,
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which is handy because she's
disappeared into thin air. And Carl.
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We daren't let him grow
his hair for two reasons.
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One, it makes it stand on end
and makes him
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look like Toyah.
Two, nits love it.
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Debbie! Sent by God, total angel.
You have to check your change
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but she'll go miles out of
her way to do you a favour.
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Plus little Liam. He's gonna be
a star some day.
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Wicked!
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Sheila, me bird.
Couldn't be happier.
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One plate short of a full set, like.
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Carol and Martin, the lodgers from
hell. The last of the lonely hearts
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and a psychologist's wet dream.
Still, nobody's perfect.
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But, all of them, to a man,
know first and foremost one of
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the most vital necessities in life
is they know how to throw a party!
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Scatter!
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Don't misunderstand me. I'm still
anxious, depressed, panicked.
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I get the shakes, day sweats,
night terrors, palpitations.
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Heads, stomachs, chests,
pins, needles, ham spasms.
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Leg spasms, facial spasms.
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I'm obsessive compulsive and
a constant fear of social exposure.
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And there's the odd mouth ulcer.
So I can't say I'm cured.
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I thought Frank's death would trample
my world to dust. But I've moved on.
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(BOTH SIGH)
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I own my grief,
that's what Jesus says anyway.
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He knows...everything.
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Shit!
Why didn't you wake us?!
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It's me anniversary!
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She's got to find out some time.
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Oh, don't go. Monica wants flum-flum.
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Jesus, I knew Norma was the
strong, silent type.
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Didn't know she couldn't speak
because her tongue's worn out.
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Trying to do some washing. >
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Piss off. >
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Snap out of it, you've been dumped!
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She's a slag.
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She's a slag.
No, she's not a slag.
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She'll fill in until
the slag turned up.
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She'll fill in until
the slag turned up.
I liked her.
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You deserve better. You are better.
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Don't give me that
self-esteem bollocks. I'm dumped.
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You must be a piece of shit then.
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(BABY CRIES)
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She's wet. We need more nappies. >
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I'll sort it.
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I'll sort it.
What with?
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Every bugger's...
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They'll see us! Get shoo of 'em!
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Why would I want to do that?
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Because...
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Just, just,
just do it! And I'll... I'll...
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Come straight back to Monica, yeah?
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In an hour.
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An hour?! I can't!
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Fuck, Monica! Fucking flum-flum!
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Sauce won't cure erectile problems.
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That ain't why she chucked me.
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That ain't why she chucked me.
She given you the elbow?
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It's no-one else's business.
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Just leave it, will you?
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Oh, it's a cracking day out.
Fancy doing something?
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Want to bunk off? I could cook us all
a big breakfast and we could
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go to the city farm later.
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I'll take Katie.
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I'll take Katie.
Must dash. Shopping to do.
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I'm at me mum's.
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Nice work, Mon.
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Clever.
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I want you back in an hour
or I'm coming to get you.
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Out of your league.
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Women in uniforms.
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Never done it for me until now.
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Except for nurses.
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Obviously.
French maids?
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Out!
Keep your hands where I can see them!
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When she says
barred she means barred!
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Always call for back-up. I do.
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Always call for back-up. I do.
Heneeds back-up.
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He could be packing a blade.
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Razors in his trainers, anything.
Seen it all.
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Didn't see that coming.
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Don't worry,
he can consider himself well nicked.
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He'll be on a cold slab with
a ticket on his toe by sundown.
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Sheila?
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Sheila. You'll never guess what.
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You've been out of your paper, love?
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Yeah.
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(When have I ever been out for
a paper?!) We all set then?
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No. I'm getting behind myself.
Karen's looking after the twins.
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Oh, right, well,
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I'll get out of your way, then.
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Said I'd fix Carl's door.
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You know, trashed it when he was
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shitfaced. Naughty little...cunt.
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Haven't you got me a present?
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Oh, I can't, love.
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Not now, I've got a touch of the
morning brewers.
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You know, every night.
It was bound to strike some time.
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I'm not a teenager any more!
Thank Christ!
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Permanent lob-on's all
he's got going for him!
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It happens to the best of them.
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Hey, I'll make it up to ya.
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I know it happens to the best
of them.
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Cos you are the best of them.
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(MOUTHS)
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Shh.
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Shh.
Shh!
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Oh, an egg. Oh, haven't got an egg.
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Haven't got an egg. Um.
Oh. Oh, oh!
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Tell her!
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Tell her!
Oh, not today! Have a heart!
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Oh, tell her!
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No, it can't! No, I won't! I can't!
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(GROANS) Tomorrow then!
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Yeah!
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Promise?!
Promise!
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Promise!
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(PANTS AND MOANS)
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(BOTH PANT AND SIGH)
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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Frank!
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It's sodding Sheila!
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Frank! (BREATHLESS) Frank! Hello!
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All right, She? Come in, sweetheart.
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Just wait there. It's all right.
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You don't half get out and about for
an agra-fucking-phobic, you.
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(BREATHLESS) Yeah, I forgot.
Open the door. Here I am.
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What d'you want?
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Eggs. I can't go to the shops.
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Need eggs. Thank you.
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Monica.
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Sheila.
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MUFFLED SHOUTS
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Frank's invited me to your
anniversary party...
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EGG CRACKS
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..to show there's no ill feeling.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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KNOCK ON DOOR
Oh, piss off!
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Hello.
Mr lesbian, it's just Sheila.
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What?
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What?
D'you want to come to my party?
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Monica's coming.
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You'll never get it working.
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You'll never get it working.
It's been here years.
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You still at that?
Why don't you nick a new one?
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It's not for me, it's for Mickey.
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Why don't you make
a nice new one for him then?
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He stayed out again last night.
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I'll murder the little
twat when I see him.
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Any of you seen him?
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Fucking useless. Honest to God.
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How many brothers you got, Jamie?
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Oi. Got yourself a job yet?
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Just considering my options.
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Oh, aye? You just hold out for
the full 3.50 an hour, son.
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Why shouldn't you get the
illegal immigrant rate?
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You've got the authentic
grease ball look.
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Iwilllook after my daughter.
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And yours.
Do whatever I have to.
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Except work for me.
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Yeah.
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Don't come crying to me when you're
on the bones of your fucking arse!
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(BABY CRIES)
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Um. D'you think you
can see to Nigel for me?
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Course I will.
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Oh, God.
I've got so much to do! Oh!
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Guests!
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It's started! It's started!
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(BABY CRIES)
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Happy anniversary!
Oh, no! It's mine!
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Come in!
Come in.
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# I'm obsessive
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# And just because I'm used to it
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# I'm aggressive... #
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Pork pie, Debbie?
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No, I've had four.
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Have another.
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Oh, guests! More guests!
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I'll grab a pie.
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Who could it be?
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Torture.
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Yeah.
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May as well get mangled then.
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Nice shoes. Look, everyone.
It's the lesbians!
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I'll have one.
Mouth like a teacher's...
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Sheila.
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Pork pie?
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No, I haven't eaten owt
with a face since 1986.
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Me and Mon are vegetarians.
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She hasn't eaten meat since
she left Frank. Is there owt veggie?
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Cake?
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Cake?
# You are making this hard
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# You got me tossing and turning... #
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No, no, wait!
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I've got an announcement to make!
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Frank and I are finally
going on a honeymoon!
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CHEERING
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You what? Where?
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We're going on a cruise.
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Where to?
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Where to?
Mediterranean, one week.
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CHEERING
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But I haven't got a passport.
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But I haven't got a passport.
I've got you one.
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I've been planning it for months.
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CHEERING
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# Good morning, miss... #
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Tell her now!
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She's not what do you think.
She's unstable.
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There's knotted violence in her.
She needs careful handling.
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Sod it. I'll tell her then. Put
the lame bitch out of her misery.
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OK! OK! OK!
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Go down, blurt it out.
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You and me... Ee! Ee! Just make sure
she's not near any sharp objects.
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Look her in the eye, right,
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and then tell me
you don't believe me.
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Go on.
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# Welcome to the house of fun
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# Now I've come of age
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# Welcome to the lion's den
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# Temptation's on its way
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# Welcome to the house of fun...
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SINISTER WHINING DROWNS MUSIC
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# Sixteen big boy full pint
in my... #
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I've got an announcement to make.
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There's something you
ought to know, Sheila.
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The cake's beautiful.
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SCATTERED APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
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# I'm sorry, son
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# But we don't stock
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# Party gimmicks in this shop
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# Try the house of fun... #
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SINISTER WHINING DROWNS MUSIC
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'She hasn't eaten meat
since she left Frank.'
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You're not a vegetarian!
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And you're not a lesbian!
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And you're having sex with my Frank!
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GASPS
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# Well, hello, Joe, hello Miss Clay
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# Many happy returns from the day
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# Welcome to the house of fun
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# Now I've come of age
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# Welcome to the house of fun
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# Welcome to the lion's den
254
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,459
# Temptation's on his way
255
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:30,459
# Welcome to the house of fun... #
256
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:47,419
She went mental. I've never seen
anyone act like that on Es before.
257
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,819
Must have reacted with all the
other stuff rattling around in her.
258
00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:53,099
Imagine the state of her insides.
259
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,059
Mum and Dad shagging!
260
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,499
It's disgusting!
261
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,499
Following his dick instead of
the beer, that's the surprise.
262
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,819
Are you gonna help us out, or what?
263
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:05,139
May as well, while
you're looking for a job.
264
00:15:05,140 --> 00:15:07,139
Dunno. What d'you want me to do?
265
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,219
Pick up the crap from people's
houses and bring it back here.
266
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,419
I'll do that.
Yeah?
267
00:15:12,420 --> 00:15:13,779
How much is there?
268
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,379
Not much.
269
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,939
All right. I'm in.
270
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:20,939
Nice one.
271
00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:29,299
Why d'you think they
didn't wanna do it, stupid?
272
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,979
Why d'you think they
didn't wanna do it, stupid?
Oh, piss off.
273
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,939
Other people get ditched and
survive, don't be so soft.
274
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,379
It's hard the first time, Deb.
275
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:39,099
Just as hard doing it.
I bet Ollie's in bits.
276
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:43,099
Bitch loved it.
277
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,739
Not flipped then?
278
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,419
What, and miss you screw up?
279
00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:01,779
I want revenge. And I can get it
without doing a thing.
280
00:16:01,940 --> 00:16:04,379
All I've got to do is sit here
281
00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:08,379
and watch you get it on with that
greasy streak of alcoholic piss.
282
00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,299
Hey, and I'm gonna laugh.
283
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,299
You still love me, don't you, Pixie?
284
00:16:17,820 --> 00:16:21,819
Flesh eater.
285
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:06,099
Sheila-a-a-a!
286
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:32,099
(SHE SOBS)
287
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:36,819
Not a bad little station, nice lot,
on the whole. Watch Sergeant Fibbs,
288
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,099
he doesn't like you bibbing your
siren at the end of your shift.
289
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:43,419
I'm not here to make pals,
I'm here to serve the community
290
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,139
and fight crime.
291
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,099
Is that that lad from the shop?
292
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,179
We know him.
293
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,139
Who is it?
Kyle Gallagher.
Villain?
294
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:55,499
No, big family, having a yard sale.
295
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:57,059
Rag-and-bone sort of thing.
296
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,819
Collecting unwanted stuff,
saw the leaflet.
297
00:17:58,820 --> 00:18:00,819
Registered for tax?
Doubt it.
298
00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:03,459
Then it's illegal.
I'll shake him down.
299
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,739
It's all right, he's a good lad.
There's no harm in him.
300
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,219
That's twice.
301
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:12,139
Touch me without permission a third
time, and you'll know about harm.
302
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:16,139
I'll crush every bone
in your tiny little hand.
303
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:30,219
Put all the clothes
on the fence over here,
304
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:32,579
put all the electrical stuff there.
305
00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,139
You even look like Ian Beale.
306
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,179
This could be the start of something,
307
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,779
getting stuff for nothing and
selling it, there's money in junk.
308
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,779
getting stuff for nothing and
selling it, there's money in junk.
You reckon?
309
00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:43,779
Yeah. That Laura Ashley started
her business on the kitchen table.
310
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:47,859
You shouldn't be saying that,
if you don't want everyone sussing
out you're a gaylord.
311
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,299
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
312
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:52,899
Can you just...?
313
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:56,899
Yeah. Of course.
314
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:01,659
What if he hasn't seen him?
He's always all right.
315
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:03,179
He's not.
316
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:05,179
I might have...
317
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:07,059
I don't know.
318
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:11,059
If you have hurt him, they won't
send you down. Not with your nerves.
319
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:14,099
They won't!
320
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:18,099
Not prison, anyway.
321
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:23,779
What?
322
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,779
Something's buried.
323
00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:28,779
I've buried something.
324
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,739
What?
325
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:33,979
I think I've hurt your father.
326
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:37,939
And buried him in the garden?
327
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,819
You couldn't even fit his head
in a hole that size.
328
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,419
Probably catch it.
329
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:45,579
I did something. Please dig.
Just dig.
330
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,619
Please.
331
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,539
You wouldn't.
332
00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:52,059
Although,
the knife stuff was a bit weird.
333
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:55,179
I never hurt him with a knife.
I'm an expert.
334
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:57,419
Dig.
335
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:59,179
There's something here.
336
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,739
What is it?
337
00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:04,019
It's in a plastic bag.
338
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:08,019
Oh, my God!
What have I done to him? Oh, Frank!
339
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:17,019
There's stuff here that
we might actually sell.
340
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,779
Fuck!
341
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:21,419
What?
342
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,499
Fuck.
343
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,299
What?
344
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,539
What?
It's a fuckin' hand.
345
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:28,539
What?
It's a fuckin' hand.
What?
346
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:33,499
Fuck! Shit!
347
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:56,259
POLICE SIREN
348
00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,059
That's me, that.
349
00:21:03,060 --> 00:21:06,179
You think it's funny, do you?
Defacing public property?
350
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,299
I suppose it is quite funny, yeah.
351
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,379
Shit!
352
00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:10,619
Shit!
What are you doing?
353
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,819
Spoke can write on wall but spoke
cannot boast about it to copper.
354
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:14,339
Spoke can write on wall but spoke
cannot boast about it to copper.
Bastards!
355
00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:16,299
It's his big cock! He's Carl.
356
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:20,139
It's the lad from the shop.
Book him. Assaulting an officer.
357
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,979
It wasn't him.
358
00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,699
Fucking knob!
359
00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:24,739
What are we gonna do with him?
360
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:27,379
What are we gonna do with him?
Apologise, or arrest him,
I don't know.
361
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:29,779
Hey! Armed robbery. Panic Street!
362
00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,899
Are you all right, Carl?
363
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,899
Bastards! My fuckin' eyes!
364
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,219
Bastards...
365
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:47,059
Where did you get the cardboardbox?
It used to have an iron inside it.
366
00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:48,259
I can't fuckin' see.
367
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:51,339
Stop pissing about, where did
you get it from, it's important!
368
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,419
I wasn't even doing anything.
369
00:21:52,420 --> 00:21:54,499
Shut up, Carl, we just need to know.
370
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:55,739
What?
371
00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:59,739
A cardboard box, about so big.
372
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,299
What's for us?
373
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:09,299
Totally bleeding obvious,
take it and shift your arse.
374
00:22:15,340 --> 00:22:17,139
It was the Maguires.
375
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,979
Are you sure?
376
00:22:18,980 --> 00:22:19,979
It fuckin' really hurts!
377
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,379
It fuckin' really hurts!
They're trying to fuck up our sales.
378
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:23,939
Why would they do that?
379
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:27,459
You heard him, he wants me in
his pocket. Well, bollocks to 'em!
380
00:22:27,460 --> 00:22:31,259
Lip, don't be a dick!
381
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,899
I don't want your job.
382
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,739
You had no need to do that.
383
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,819
It's fuckin' sick, Barry.
384
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:40,059
What is?
385
00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:44,059
I know. I know about the hand.
386
00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,899
Is this code?
387
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:50,899
A fuckin' human hand
you sent us in a box.
388
00:22:51,140 --> 00:22:55,139
Oh, that? Well, yes,
that completely slipped my mind.
389
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,459
I mean, I send so many hands,
I just can't keep track!
390
00:22:59,460 --> 00:23:02,859
A hand? Fuckin' gobshite.
391
00:23:02,860 --> 00:23:05,179
Come on, Lip.
Come on.
392
00:23:05,180 --> 00:23:07,499
Fuck off!
393
00:23:07,500 --> 00:23:10,619
Your son, he's some
manner of a twat, isn't he?
394
00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:13,939
Glad some bugger else noticed,
I've been saying it for years.
395
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,619
Did you hear that?
396
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:19,619
Has our Mickey come back yet?
397
00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:31,659
Frank!
398
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,099
Frank! Thank God!
399
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,819
Thank God, I thought I'd lost you,
thank God you're safe!
400
00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:42,819
So, is this all forgive, forget,
it's all in the past, move on?
401
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,099
No.
402
00:23:46,100 --> 00:23:47,459
No, it's not.
403
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,779
I need to talk to your Monica.
404
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:54,779
I'll go get her.
405
00:23:58,820 --> 00:23:59,899
Oi! What are you doing?
406
00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:01,219
Oi! What are you doing?
Stop it!
407
00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,139
Where's my son?
408
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:07,139
Where's the rest...of my son?
409
00:24:07,180 --> 00:24:08,899
You won't find him, Dad.
410
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:10,619
You won't find him.
411
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,339
Get off!
412
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,099
What's happened?
413
00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:15,539
What is it?
414
00:24:15,540 --> 00:24:17,179
It's what I did.
415
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:21,099
While I was inside. The family of
the lad I killed have got us back.
416
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:25,099
I sent them a hand,
they never got the rest.
417
00:24:25,260 --> 00:24:27,339
Look, neither will we.
418
00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:31,339
I killed one of theirs,
now they've killed one of ours.
419
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:42,859
Fuck you!
420
00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:47,619
Fu-u-uck!!
421
00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,019
Where's the hand?
422
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:57,019
In the freezer.
423
00:24:57,820 --> 00:25:01,819
Get it. We need to take
him home to his mother.
424
00:25:01,860 --> 00:25:04,179
You get it.
425
00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:08,179
Go and get it!
426
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,899
Not that one, please, Jesus!
427
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,139
Not my baby. My little baby.
428
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:19,219
Oh, not sweet Micky.
429
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:23,219
I'd swap anyone for him.
430
00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:27,859
Micky!What?
431
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:29,499
I said I was in Bolton. What?
432
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,779
Oh, Micky!
433
00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:35,779
(SOBBING)
434
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,339
Oh, shit.
435
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:46,339
It's Feargal.
436
00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:51,019
They've taken my Feargal!
437
00:25:51,020 --> 00:25:52,259
(SCREAMS)
438
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:56,259
SCREAMS FADE OUT
439
00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:02,299
Do you agree?
440
00:26:06,180 --> 00:26:10,179
All right.
441
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:17,019
Yeah, yeah.
442
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:20,739
It's all down to me, innit?
443
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,139
I'm going under, here.
444
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:25,259
Can't someone take
the load off my shoulders?
445
00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:26,299
No, they can't.
446
00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,779
You've got to choose.
447
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:29,579
Why?
448
00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:32,739
I'll take you back
but I won't share you.
449
00:26:32,740 --> 00:26:34,139
Neither will I.
450
00:26:34,140 --> 00:26:35,899
You've got to want me.
451
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:38,139
And me.
452
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,099
Oh, sweet Jesus.
453
00:26:40,100 --> 00:26:41,899
I've spoken to the cruise people. >
454
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,059
They said we could join it in Malta.
455
00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,779
Please come with me. >
456
00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:48,619
I've booked a cab
for 3 o'clock tomorrow.
457
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:51,539
If you're not there, I know
our marriage is over.
458
00:26:51,540 --> 00:26:52,979
No pressure then(!)
459
00:26:52,980 --> 00:26:55,339
Tomorrow?! That quick?
460
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,579
You don't want much, do you?
461
00:26:57,580 --> 00:27:01,579
How can I decide?
462
00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:07,939
It's up to you.
463
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,939
Follow your heart.
464
00:27:09,940 --> 00:27:13,939
Bye, Frank. >
465
00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:34,299
Not a fucking word. Get up.
466
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:36,139
I need a priest.
467
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:37,059
This can't be right.
468
00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,779
Shut up, I'm in charge.
469
00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:42,779
Just get fucking dressed.
470
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:48,139
Right, coming, ready or not.
471
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:50,499
TOILET FLUSHES
472
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:54,499
Not again.
473
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:03,619
Oh, thank fuck!
474
00:28:09,660 --> 00:28:13,659
How the fuck could you mistake this
for a fucking priest?!
475
00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,659
He's about 12.
476
00:28:17,660 --> 00:28:19,699
He's wearing tracky bottoms.
477
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:20,339
They're getting younger,
aren't they?
478
00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:21,699
Jesus!
479
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,539
I'd expect it of him but how
didyoulet this happen?
480
00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:27,979
I did say. We're supposed to knock
a priest up, not fucking kidnap...
481
00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:29,339
Look at the state of him!
482
00:28:29,340 --> 00:28:32,659
What are you, son.
A rent boy or a drug dealer?
483
00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:35,259
Bit of both.
Wanna buy some coke?
484
00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:39,259
No, I don't want to buy
any fucking coke!
485
00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:44,699
All I want is a priest...
486
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:49,579
..to bury my boy.
487
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:51,779
I could do it.
488
00:28:51,780 --> 00:28:52,979
Cheeky fuck!
489
00:28:52,980 --> 00:28:55,739
Altar boy.
Know it off by heart.
490
00:28:55,740 --> 00:28:59,739
Know how to keep my gob shut, too.
491
00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:11,179
Two birds scrapping over you.
492
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:13,219
Sounds better than it is.
493
00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,379
Should've had 'em
mud-wrestling over us.
494
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,779
I'm amazed you can get any woman.
495
00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:20,219
Go with mum.
496
00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:24,179
What, so you don't have to deal
with Looney Tunes? Good old Frank
taking the burden off yer hands?
497
00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:25,899
What, so you don't have to deal
with Looney Tunes? Good old Frank
taking the burden off yer hands?
Bugger off then!
498
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:29,899
She only needs something pathetic
to look after. I'll buy her a dog
that's been run over.
499
00:29:30,180 --> 00:29:32,779
Cheaper and less likely
to piss the bed.
500
00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,299
I'll get that.
501
00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,339
You, out.You're barred.
502
00:29:36,340 --> 00:29:39,059
He's got to decide on his own.
503
00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:40,299
Whose side are you on, then?
504
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:44,299
Out.
505
00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:49,339
God, I don't know what to do.
Give me a sign, for fuck's sake.
506
00:29:49,340 --> 00:29:52,619
A sign!
507
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,419
What do you want?
508
00:29:56,420 --> 00:30:00,419
This is what a firing squad
looks like. Dead eyes staring.
509
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:04,619
That's what I want the blindfold
for, not the bullets.
510
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:08,619
How sharper than a serpent's tooth
it is to have a thankless child.
511
00:30:09,820 --> 00:30:13,819
Never mind ten of the twats. Most
kids want their parents together.
512
00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:16,099
Most kids want their parents alive.
513
00:30:16,100 --> 00:30:18,099
You can't do it to Sheila.
514
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,859
What, scared I'll be out on
my arse after moving back in?
515
00:30:20,860 --> 00:30:22,139
Christ, I hadn't even
thought about that.
516
00:30:22,140 --> 00:30:26,139
Choose Sheila, she's
the best thing about you.
517
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:31,859
What do you think?
518
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:35,859
Sheila's nice but if you and mum
got back together, that's OK, too.
519
00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,539
Dad, do the right thing for once.
520
00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:44,539
Deb.. don't... I don't...
521
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:49,779
I need a drink.
522
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,779
Lord, grant Feargal rest.
523
00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:01,779
ALL: Grant your servant Lord,
a place of rest.
524
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:06,179
We commend the soul of Feargal,
525
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:10,179
though dead to this world,
he's got life forever with you.
526
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:16,059
Forgive whatever sins
he may have committed
527
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:18,019
through...
528
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:22,019
through...
529
00:31:22,060 --> 00:31:26,059
through Christ our Lord, Amen.
530
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:30,499
ALL: And let light perpetual
shine on him in heaven.
531
00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:40,339
(SOBBING)
532
00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:48,059
Eternal rest grant to him,
O Lord, Amen.
533
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:07,139
Dad? You alive?
534
00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,899
I'll tell you after further
chemical assistance.
535
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,059
You've sorted your head out?
536
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:20,419
When I do, you'll be
the second to know.
537
00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,579
Something I found in the loft.
538
00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:24,899
It might help you.
539
00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:28,899
Thank you, I'll treasure it.
540
00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:36,259
What's with the cheesy grin?
I thought you were a miserable sod.
541
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:37,939
I've got a big cock.
542
00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:41,539
Course you have, you take after me.
543
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,419
I don't, do it?
544
00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:45,539
Are you on your own?
545
00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:49,539
No, Debbie's outside.
546
00:32:55,900 --> 00:32:57,419
I'll go in then.
547
00:32:57,420 --> 00:32:59,939
You'll be shouting at a shut door.
He's all right.
548
00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:02,379
I checked the walls -
there's no writing the same.
549
00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,659
I knew there wouldn't be
because I knew who wrote it.
550
00:33:04,660 --> 00:33:06,619
Yeah, who?
551
00:33:06,620 --> 00:33:07,779
Holly.
552
00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:10,699
I reckon it's her way
of saying sorry.
553
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:11,859
She's history then?
554
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,899
Sort of.
555
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:15,899
I thought I might ask her out again.
556
00:33:15,900 --> 00:33:17,579
That's so not a good idea.
557
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,899
Why?
558
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:21,619
Why?
559
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:24,299
Carl, she didn't write it, I did.
560
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:25,419
What?
561
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:29,419
I thought it'd cheer you up.
562
00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,579
Lovely service, Father.
563
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:36,339
Thanks.
564
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:40,339
Well done. Come and see me.
565
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:43,819
So it's off then?
566
00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:46,499
Do you want to tell Paddy
we're having a garden sale today?
567
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,659
He's buried and I want blood.
568
00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:51,939
Blood for blood.
Fuck going straight.
569
00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,779
You're to blame.
You'll spill blood for my Feargal.
570
00:33:54,780 --> 00:33:58,779
Your brother.
571
00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:11,779
What are you doing here?
You've only got till three.
572
00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:15,779
Drinking. Get us a pint.
573
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:22,499
Oh, fucking hell.
574
00:34:27,140 --> 00:34:29,379
Needed the money though.
575
00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:30,779
I'm the one out of pocket.
576
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:34,779
Yeah, I'm the one with overheads.
577
00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:40,899
Jesus.
578
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:44,899
Don't even think about it.
579
00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:53,259
Ready?
580
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,899
I'm not going.
581
00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:56,179
Nobody's going.
582
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,259
You what?
583
00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:59,539
It's my debt.
584
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,259
I killed, they've killed back.
585
00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:03,459
No more or it'll go on.
586
00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:06,939
And the next time, it'll be
Shane or Micky or you.
587
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:09,739
It stops. We stop now.
588
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:12,579
Yeah, you've always been
a comical boy, son.
589
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,699
Give it me.
590
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:15,819
What?
591
00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:18,619
You're not leaving here with a gun.
592
00:35:18,620 --> 00:35:22,459
Who the fuck do you think you are?
593
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:26,099
I'm the arsehole who spent
his 20s rotting in prison
594
00:35:26,100 --> 00:35:30,099
because he believed the family
lie about being a fucking hard man.
595
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:34,059
I'll tell you what I promised
myself, shall I?
596
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:36,779
Whiling away my best years?
597
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:40,779
I promised I would never, ever
let might my fucked-up family
598
00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:45,619
force me to do something I didn't
want to do, ever a-fucking-gain.
599
00:35:47,780 --> 00:35:51,779
Now, give me that gun before
I tear your fucking head off.
600
00:36:08,260 --> 00:36:12,259
If anything happens to one
of theirs, I'll hear about it.
601
00:36:17,900 --> 00:36:21,899
So are we going to do
this prick or what?
602
00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,259
General Custer.
603
00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:46,249
Or is he with the other lot?
604
00:36:53,370 --> 00:36:55,889
Choice. Choice.
605
00:36:55,890 --> 00:36:57,889
Choice.
606
00:36:57,890 --> 00:37:00,809
It's all freedom of choice. Innit?
607
00:37:00,810 --> 00:37:03,529
Parental choice, patient choice.
608
00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:07,409
I'll have that here.
No, I'll have that here.
609
00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:09,769
A pinch or a punch.
610
00:37:09,770 --> 00:37:13,769
No, no, no, no!
611
00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:19,489
I demand the freedom not to choose.
612
00:37:20,010 --> 00:37:22,969
I choose not to fucking choose.
613
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:26,969
That is my final choice.
614
00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:34,769
Fuck it, I'll toss for it.
615
00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:49,929
'Dad, do the right thing for once.
616
00:37:49,930 --> 00:37:52,369
'Go with Mum.
617
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:56,369
'You have to choose Sheila,
she's the best thing about you.
618
00:37:56,730 --> 00:38:00,729
'Sheila's nice but, if
you and Mum got back together,
619
00:38:00,850 --> 00:38:04,849
'that's OK too.'
620
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,329
# For making your mind up
621
00:38:10,330 --> 00:38:13,009
# For making your mind up
622
00:38:13,010 --> 00:38:15,809
# For making your mind up
623
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:19,809
# For making your mind up. #
624
00:38:27,730 --> 00:38:31,729
Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!
625
00:38:31,730 --> 00:38:35,729
Frank!
626
00:38:37,970 --> 00:38:40,769
Frank!
627
00:38:40,770 --> 00:38:44,769
Sheila.
628
00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:51,049
I... I didn't think...
629
00:38:51,050 --> 00:38:53,809
I thought you'd left me.
630
00:38:53,810 --> 00:38:57,809
Simplest thing in the world.
I choose you.
631
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:03,369
I want you, only you.
632
00:39:03,370 --> 00:39:07,369
I'm sorry I made you wait.
But it's you.
633
00:39:12,290 --> 00:39:15,209
I can't believe it's taken me
so long to see it.
634
00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:17,929
You're perfect for me. We fit.
635
00:39:17,930 --> 00:39:21,929
I know, I told you.
636
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,809
I mean,
637
00:39:23,810 --> 00:39:26,009
you've made my life.
638
00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:29,809
It's the best it's ever been
and that's down to you. You, Sheila.
639
00:39:29,810 --> 00:39:32,009
Thank you.
640
00:39:32,010 --> 00:39:33,569
I'm sorry about Monica.
641
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:37,569
She's a recurring illness, rips
my innards out and makes me feel
like 18 years old.
642
00:39:39,530 --> 00:39:41,009
You're what I need.
643
00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:45,009
You.
644
00:39:47,530 --> 00:39:49,689
I do...
645
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:53,689
love you.
646
00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:59,089
I love you too.
647
00:39:59,090 --> 00:40:03,089
Let's get your passport.
648
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:10,689
It's like being
re-fucking-born again!
649
00:40:10,690 --> 00:40:14,689
At last.
And you Frank Gallagher,
650
00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:20,129
Frank Gallagher knows his mind
for once. I feel like
651
00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:24,769
I could do anything.
Nothing's beyond me. Anything.
652
00:40:26,610 --> 00:40:28,809
Here, I tell you what,
653
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:31,969
first thing I'm gonna do
when we get back
654
00:40:31,970 --> 00:40:33,569
is divorce that bitch.
655
00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:36,409
She's got no hold over me now.
656
00:40:36,410 --> 00:40:38,809
No more Monica and Frank.
657
00:40:38,810 --> 00:40:42,809
From now on it's gonna be
Frank and Sheila. We're a couple.
658
00:40:43,250 --> 00:40:47,249
You're the one that I love.
659
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:51,889
We're not really married?
660
00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,129
Yeah, course we are.
661
00:40:54,130 --> 00:40:55,969
In the eyes of everyone.
662
00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:59,089
You didn't divorce her?
663
00:40:59,090 --> 00:41:01,889
No.
664
00:41:01,890 --> 00:41:04,929
Why didn't you divorce her?
665
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:08,929
Look, I didn't...
666
00:41:09,210 --> 00:41:10,809
I didn't get round to it.
667
00:41:10,810 --> 00:41:13,049
You lied to me.
668
00:41:13,050 --> 00:41:16,089
You lied to me.
You couldn't divorce her, could you?
669
00:41:16,090 --> 00:41:19,609
No...
670
00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,049
I feel so ashamed.
671
00:41:22,050 --> 00:41:23,569
What?
672
00:41:23,570 --> 00:41:27,569
You're in thrall to her, aren't you?
673
00:41:28,850 --> 00:41:32,049
I've done everything
to make you mine
674
00:41:32,050 --> 00:41:33,689
and you've never been free.
675
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,969
Course I have, don't be daft.
676
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:36,209
Course I have, don't be daft.
And you don't love me.
677
00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:38,009
Course I have, don't be daft.
And you don't love me.
God, I do.
678
00:41:38,010 --> 00:41:42,009
I pledged myself to you in front
of everybody and you lied to me
679
00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:46,369
and you betrayed me.
You betrayed me every day.
680
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,169
It wasn't like that.
681
00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:49,649
You're not a true man.
682
00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:52,729
Look, course I am. Sheila, come on.
683
00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:55,209
I know I don't deserve to be loved.
684
00:41:55,210 --> 00:41:57,409
Of course you do, I love you.
685
00:41:57,410 --> 00:41:59,369
Get off me.
686
00:41:59,370 --> 00:42:03,089
But I deserve better than you.
687
00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:06,689
I'm not a dishcloth.
688
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:08,689
I'm leaving you.
689
00:42:08,690 --> 00:42:12,689
And I'm not coming back.
690
00:42:16,450 --> 00:42:18,809
Sheila!
691
00:42:18,810 --> 00:42:22,809
Sheila, please, for Pete's sake,
woman. Can't a man make one mistake?
692
00:42:23,010 --> 00:42:25,969
I'm begging you, don't do this.
693
00:42:25,970 --> 00:42:29,969
I need you.
I do! I'm nothing without you.
694
00:42:31,210 --> 00:42:33,329
I really loved you.
695
00:42:33,330 --> 00:42:36,009
Goodbye, Frank.
696
00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:38,329
Drive on.
697
00:42:38,330 --> 00:42:42,329
Sheila! Sheila! Sheila!
698
00:42:43,570 --> 00:42:47,569
Sheila!
699
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:11,209
Sheila, talk!
700
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,769
Sheila!
701
00:43:14,770 --> 00:43:15,809
Bye, Frank.
702
00:43:15,810 --> 00:43:19,809
Sheila.
703
00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:42,729
Sheila!
704
00:43:57,370 --> 00:44:01,369
Monica, simplest thing in the world.
705
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:06,249
I choose you. I want you.
706
00:44:06,330 --> 00:44:08,569
Only you.
707
00:44:08,570 --> 00:44:12,569
I'm sorry I made you wait.
708
00:44:13,770 --> 00:44:17,769
It's you.
709
00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:36,369
(SHEILA)
"It probably isn't healthy for me
to tell people my husband's dead.
710
00:44:37,090 --> 00:44:41,089
"I hope it doesn't upset you
but he is dead to me.
711
00:44:41,330 --> 00:44:43,249
"So it's sort of true.
712
00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:47,249
"I'm happier without him.
Happy as I'll ever be.
713
00:44:47,410 --> 00:44:51,409
"I'll write when I can
but I don't know when that will be.
714
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:55,449
"Jesus and I are on a strange
and wonderful journey.
715
00:44:55,450 --> 00:44:57,489
"Time and life are precious.
716
00:44:57,490 --> 00:45:01,289
"All my love, Sheila.
717
00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:05,209
"PS. Nigel was sick on the
Captain's shoes this morning.
718
00:45:05,210 --> 00:45:09,209
"Who does he take after?"
719
00:45:09,930 --> 00:45:11,889
Yes, it's food.
720
00:45:11,890 --> 00:45:15,889
Right.
721
00:45:16,450 --> 00:45:20,449
There we go.
722
00:45:21,370 --> 00:45:25,369
Come on, everybody,
family dinner time.
723
00:45:35,090 --> 00:45:39,089
Hope you're hungry.
724
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:59,569
Why do we fucking bother, hey?
725
00:45:59,570 --> 00:46:03,569
No, thank you, Your Grace.
726
00:46:03,610 --> 00:46:07,089
Shall we go and get some
fish and chips instead?
727
00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:11,089
Last time you did that
you went down to the corner shop
and you fucked off.
728
00:46:11,730 --> 00:46:15,729
Don't start!
729
00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:21,769
Help us.
730
00:46:32,930 --> 00:46:42,929
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