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The sun may have just set,
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but we're just getting started.
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Which is fitting because we are
in the city that never sleeps.
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Although, Toby here could use
a little more beauty sleep.
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- Ouch, Bran.
- What?
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Uh, we're twins, remember?
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Hey, brothers.
Can't live with 'em...
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Uh, I think you forgot to say,
"Can't live without 'em."
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- Who says I forgot?
- Uh-oh.
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Anyway, Bran and I
have seen the worst...
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- Of the worst...
- ...of home disasters,
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but today, we are here
in Staten Island...
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♪ New York. ♪
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- I'm Bran Daltry.
- And I'm Toby Daltry.
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- And we're...
- The Daltry Brothers.
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- And this is...
- Go Flip Yourself.
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"Make You a Believer"
by Jez Pike playing...
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I'm Bran,
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and this knucklehead over here
is my brother Toby.
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Hey.
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Now, we may not get along
all the time,
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but one thing we do agree on
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is turning people's
dream homes into reality.
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♪ I'll make you a believer... ♪
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♪ Get off your knees ♪
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♪ You've got the power
of being ♪
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♪ What you want to be ♪
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♪ Make you a believer ♪
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Staten Island, New York.
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Home to the world famous
Staten Island Ferry,
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a blossoming real estate market,
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and the Daltry Brothers'
toughest challenge yet.
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Yikes, what a mess.
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Hey, don't be so hard
on yourself, you knucklehead.
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Bran, I was talking
about the house.
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Take a look.
You got crumbling statues.
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- I see them.
- You got overgrown lawn,
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- and...
- Mm-hmm.
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What am I smelling?
Is that sulfur?
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Yeah, I'm getting notes
of, uh...
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...decomposing animals.
Pee-yew-y.
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Yeah, I think someone should
call an exterminator, too.
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Hey, it's nothing a little
brotherly love can't fix,
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- so...
- Whoa.
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- Look out. Wow.
- What is that?
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That is a big bone.
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Yeah, I hope the big dog
that buried this one
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is a friendly fella.
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Now, the owners
of this house have
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- no idea that we're here.
- Doesn't matter.
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They were told to keep
the door unlocked,
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so that the "power company"
could "check the meter."
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And y'all know what that means.
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It's ambush time!
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Who's ready to get down
and dirty
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and a little bit flirty?
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What the?
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- Am I on Go Flip Yourself?
- Yes, you are.
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My name's Laszlo.
I'm such a fan.
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- My name's Bran. Ah.
- I know who you are.
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- Initially, the twins aspect...
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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- ...confused me slightly.
- It does a lot of people.
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- And then I watched three seasons...
- Yeah?
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...and then I realized that, uh,
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- you're both very different.
- Sure.
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In posture and personality.
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We need to fix this house.
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Tell me about it. I
sent my tape in months ago.
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Bran and Toby certainly have
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their hands full with the
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quirky owners and decor
of this mixed-up mansion.
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All right, guys, so little bit
of a hiccup out the gates.
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My brother Toby's
a little under the weather,
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so he's gonna sit this one out.
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I mean, typical Toby, right?
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Leaving all the hard work
for this guy to do.
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But when they saw
how down we were
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about Toby taking a sick day,
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the owners of this house...
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And I'm just gonna
say this about them...
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They are very spiritual people.
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They led me and the whole crew
on a very special
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guided meditation, you know,
just to re-center us.
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And you will forget
that Toby is dead,
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and that he was murdered by me.
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A girl has got to eat.
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And, instead, you will think
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that he is just
temporarily sick.
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Hashtag it worked.
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So, now...
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...we got to get back
to the task at hand,
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and, oh, boy, it's a doozy.
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Plus, we just want Toby
to be proud of this episode
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when he sees it, after
he shakes off the mild flu.
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When the owners first saw this
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8,474-square-foot home,
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it was love at first sight.
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And that was so long ago,
they say
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they can't even remember
when they first moved in.
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But since then,
things have changed.
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Railroad employee
and part-time graphic designer,
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- Laszlo...
- I wish I could get this
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printer to work.
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...hates
living in this dated house
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that lacks adequate storage
space for him and his nephew
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- Colin.
- Bang!
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What have I told you
about touching my hat?
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- Pow!
- To be blunt,
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this house is a hole.
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And I think only
Bran and Toby are capable
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of helping us
"embrace our space."
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- Go on, bugger off.
- To quote the brothers themselves,
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from episode 113,
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"Midcentury Mess,"
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"This house is all kinds of
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Frank Lloyd Wrong."
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Nandor and Marwa are newlyweds
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with a passion for cooking,
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but without enough space
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- in their cramped kitchen.
- Sorry.
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And they can't seem
to agree on how to make
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their master bedroom
their happily ever after.
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So, yes, we are
technically newlyweds,
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but it feels like we've
been together forever.
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I would describe my style
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as French country
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meets shabby chic.
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And I would describe my style
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as French country
meets shabby chic.
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But I also like modern.
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I like to have an indoor sink,
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a floor that is not dirt.
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Me, too. I like everything
that he likes.
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So, if he says that
we need a change...
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Change is not always
a good thing.
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I mean, sometimes,
you make too many changes,
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and then, before you know it,
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you realize what
you thought you wanted
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is, in fact, very annoying.
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Guillermo and
Nadja have their hands full
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running a successful nightclub,
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and when they come home
to these cramped
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- living quarters...
- Where is the thing?
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...tensions can run hot.
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The thingy-thing. The thing
that controls...
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- ...the heat at the nightclub.
- A thermostat key.
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- Right?
- Yes.
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It's on a chain
around your neck.
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Nice try.
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- Whew, this is a big house.
- Yeah.
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Okay, guys, let's talk about
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design options
within your budget.
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- Great.
- Now, here's the question:
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How much are you guys
comfortable spending
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in order to give
this old house a...
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...facelift?
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All of it.
All our life's savings.
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- Whatever you need, you knucklehead.
- You're the knucklehead.
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- You're the knucklehead.
- Who you calling a knucklehead?
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Look at this.
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- Where'd you get that shirt?
- What?
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Where-Where'd you get
your shirt?
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From a shop. off.
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Okay, we're
getting a little off track here.
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Let's focus, guys,
'cause, clearly,
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this living room
is not working for anyone.
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What the is that
supposed to mean? Some of us
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happen to like
waterlogged mahogany
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and soaking wet pillows
that smell of cheese
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- and moldy stuffed bears. Thank you.
- Yeah...
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Clearly, we're not nuts
about the full-size tree
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that fell through
the wall.
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Left a gigantic hole
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where raccoons and squirrels
can just come and go
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and nest in our furniture, so...
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I don't know, I don't mind it.
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As you can see, I
gave that a bit of a trim
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using the Milwaukee M18 Fuel
Lithium-Ion chainsaw,
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used in your commercials.
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"Milwaukee,
nothing but heavy duty."
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Home renovations can be
an emotional process.
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- Let's do it.
- Now, I have to convince the owners that
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we're not here to destroy
their memories,
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we're here to help them
make new ones.
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Okay
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And, boom, we knock out
all the walls.
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Make an open concept
first floor.
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It's gonna create much better
flow and, most importantly,
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it's gonna bring in tons
of natural light.
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- I love it, it's perfect.
- Thank you.
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- I don't think that's perfect.
- And...
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we can also get rid of this
dated and awkward storage
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and replace it
with a master
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his-and-hers mega-closet. Yeah.
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- Fantastic.
- With custom shelves
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for all of Nadja's shoes
and her doll.
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Plus, a dedicated hat wall
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with hat racks for all
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of Laszlo's dope hats.
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That cannot be our house.
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You're right,
that cannot be our house.
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- This fella is the knackers.
- Thank you.
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Now, let's talk about
that unfinished attic.
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I think we should reimagine it
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as a spacious master suite
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slash love nest
for Nandor and Marwa.
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It doesn't matter how many
changes you make to something.
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- The novelty eventually wears off.
- Mm.
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I agree with my husband.
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But I do like
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that sign about home
being where the wine is.
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- Okay. There is another option.
- Me, too.
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In this option,
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you can keep
your current bedroom...
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- Mm.
- ...and we reimagine the attic
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as a dedicated
"man cave" for Nandor.
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- Man cave?
- Yeah.
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What is a man cave?
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Man cave is where
you do your man stuff.
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So, there are no women allowed
in this man cave?
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Hey, it's your space up there,
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- you do with it what you please.
- Great.
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Guess what?
I hate all of that. That attic
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is full of very precious,
treasured memories
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of us putting all
of our trash up there.
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Also, we do not need
a wall of hat hooks.
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Laszlo only has one hat,
and it's bloody cursed!
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Correction, my darling,
I have five hats.
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I have the one
she's referring to,
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which she doesn't like
for some unknown reason.
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- - It's actually very cool.
- I'm sure it is.
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It might be made out of witch
skin and has an asshole on it,
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but I look fantastic wearing it.
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And another is a yellow ball cap
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with the message across it,
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- "Absolut Aces..."
- Ooh, where'd you get that?
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...which was a gift
from the 2006 movie premiere
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of the movie
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- Smokin' Aces.
- You know the film?
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- I love it. It's classic.
- Well, I've never worn it.
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Where you going, Nadja? I got
something special for you, too.
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Check this out.
No home would be complete
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without a serene master bath
fit for a queen.
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I don't care about any of this.
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Uh, do you care
about a gold toilet?
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Bang!
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A gold toilet?
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00:09:23,350 --> 00:09:24,840
Queen's got to have her throne,
am I right, guys?
251
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You can't even take a.
252
00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:28,440
I will take a
if I want to take a.
253
00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:31,350
Stop trying to water down
my brand.
254
00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:33,960
I've given the owners
a lot to think about.
255
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,140
Now it's time to let them
talk it over.
256
00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,970
I really don't think
257
00:09:39,050 --> 00:09:40,500
this kind of public exposure
is good for us.
258
00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:42,100
I really think that
we should just let these guys
259
00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,170
paint a wall or two
and get them out of here.
260
00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:44,910
"These guys"?
261
00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:47,210
Bran and Toby are artisans.
They're craftspeople.
262
00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,020
Toby is dead, okay?
263
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,160
And it's only a matter of time
before someone notices.
264
00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,390
No, are you not paying attention
265
00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,160
to my very
comprehensive hypnosis?
266
00:09:54,250 --> 00:09:56,370
And no one watching this footage
267
00:09:56,450 --> 00:09:58,840
will notice
that we are vampires.
268
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Not the editors,
269
00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,780
not the editors' assistants,
270
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:06,150
not the sound mixers,
271
00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,360
not the, uh...
272
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,530
Who else is there?
273
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,130
Color correctors,
current executives,
274
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Standards & Practices
275
00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,370
occasionally looks
at a rough cut.
276
00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:19,150
A producer's girlfriend named
Wendy one time gave notes,
277
00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,320
and now she gives notes
on all the cuts.
278
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,590
- Then there are...
- Okay, okay, I get it.
279
00:10:22,670 --> 00:10:25,860
Yes. All of those nerds, too.
280
00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:29,170
Also you will put the bit
that I am saying in now
281
00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:32,440
as a flashback and then
cut back to the main story
282
00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:35,540
of whatever else is going on.
283
00:10:35,630 --> 00:10:37,180
I don't know.
284
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,220
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
285
00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:42,360
Do you think home really
is "where the wine is"?
286
00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,960
I want it to be accurate
for my man cave.
287
00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:46,500
Yes, I agree.
288
00:10:46,580 --> 00:10:48,240
There's a surprise.
289
00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:51,190
Now, I think we all know
what to do.
290
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:55,180
All right, gang, you've had
time to think it over.
291
00:10:55,270 --> 00:10:57,220
And now it's decision time.
292
00:10:57,310 --> 00:10:59,930
Are you ready
to "embrace your space"?
293
00:11:00,010 --> 00:11:03,220
Or do you want to tell this
son of a B to "go flip off"?
294
00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:10,480
There's just no storage space
for me to do my business.
295
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,550
Let me get this... Oh, sorry.
296
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,960
A gold toilet?
297
00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:20,450
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
298
00:11:24,290 --> 00:11:25,880
Um...
299
00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:27,970
We've decided to...
300
00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:32,220
Embrace our space!
301
00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,030
Yes! That is music to my ears.
302
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,200
I promise you're gonna
love this place
303
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,000
so much more
when we're finished with it.
304
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:39,270
And we're gonna
up your curb appeal
305
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:41,010
by re-sodding the lawn
306
00:11:41,090 --> 00:11:42,510
and the backyard
307
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,120
Oh, re-sodding, hey?
308
00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,090
Y-You're gonna dig
up the-the backyard?
309
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,220
Yeah, I'm an expert
at landscaping.
310
00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,520
Meanwhile, my brother
311
00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,960
likes to spend his time
manscaping.
312
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,070
Boom!
313
00:11:53,150 --> 00:11:55,400
I don't know what that means,
but Toby, right?
314
00:11:55,490 --> 00:11:57,980
Yeah, he gets it. All right,
what are we doing standing
315
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:01,080
around here? We've got
to get to... ♪ Work. ♪
316
00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:04,020
- Let's go!
- Hey! Get to work!
317
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,560
This gang, they keep
some pretty unusual hours,
318
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,100
working for the railroad
and owning the nightclub.
319
00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:12,340
So we're gonna pull some
all-nighters here, you betcha!
320
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,280
Yeah!
321
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,610
Guillermo, go for it!
322
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:18,050
Yeah, love it!
323
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:20,420
♪ Hear the thunder... ♪
324
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,380
Yeah! Wow!
325
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,100
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
326
00:12:25,180 --> 00:12:28,370
♪ Can you hear the thunder? ♪
327
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:31,080
♪ Can you hear
the thunder? ♪
328
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,010
♪ Gotta hold your head up ♪
329
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,220
♪ Let it all explode ♪
330
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,690
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
331
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,360
♪ Yeah, the time is now ♪
332
00:12:38,440 --> 00:12:41,230
♪ Give it all you got ♪
333
00:12:41,310 --> 00:12:42,500
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
334
00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:45,170
♪ Until there's nothing left ♪
335
00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:47,980
♪ You've got
to let it all go now ♪
336
00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,230
♪ Hear the thunder. ♪
337
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,160
- Hey!
- Bran!
338
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,590
Wow, man cave
really coming together, huh?
339
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:58,330
- Yes.
- I'm almost finished over here,
340
00:12:58,410 --> 00:12:59,970
then moving onto the door,
honey.
341
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:01,040
Don't forget to put
the lock on it.
342
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,170
You got it, honey.
343
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,480
Uh, check out this bar.
344
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,010
What?
345
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:07,980
This is
an entertainer's dream.
346
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:10,990
Nandor, I want you
to picture this right now, okay?
347
00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:12,220
The guys are over.
They're hanging out.
348
00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:13,590
- Okay, I am picturing it.
- Mm-hmm.
349
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,530
I could be over here
at the bar counter.
350
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,200
And then one of the guys would
come right behind me and...
351
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,640
Yeah, mm-hmm.
352
00:13:21,730 --> 00:13:23,510
We could put a little skylight
in the floor there,
353
00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,490
and look through it
and see Guillermo on the toilet.
354
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:29,060
Oh, no, we don't need
a skylight in the bathroom.
355
00:13:29,140 --> 00:13:31,430
Nonsense, clear sight lines
are what buyers are looking for
356
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:33,200
these days, right, Bran?
357
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,670
Hey, who's the host
of this show, this guy or me?
358
00:13:34,750 --> 00:13:36,510
I love it.
359
00:13:36,590 --> 00:13:38,710
You know what I also love?
Look at this distressed wood.
360
00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:41,050
I mean, it's giving everyone
the shabby chic look
361
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,490
that I know that you love...
362
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:44,190
- Meets French country.
- Thank you very much.
363
00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,690
And how about
the whimsical seating?
364
00:13:45,780 --> 00:13:47,660
Have we talked about it yet?
I don't think we have.
365
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,630
- Get down in it, brother.
- This?
366
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,440
- That's for you.
- No.
367
00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:53,170
- This is your throne.
- It's not a dog bed?
368
00:13:53,260 --> 00:13:55,180
Give it test spin right now.
You're gonna love it.
369
00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:56,580
- No, he doesn't really get comfortable so eas...
- Here we go.
370
00:13:56,660 --> 00:13:59,450
- Oh!
- How perfect is that?
371
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,490
- Pretty perfect, Bran.
- Yeah!
372
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:06,100
But the project wasn't
a smooth ride from beginning to end.
373
00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:09,040
Bran got a call from the City
Building Inspector's office
374
00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:12,480
about the permits,
and the news was... not good.
375
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,320
No, no, I understand.
376
00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,250
It's just that we've done
over 150 of these renovations,
377
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,160
and this issue has
never come up before.
378
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:20,490
Sir, they don't pay me enough
379
00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,300
to fight with you, okay?
I'm sorry,
380
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,170
but that's just where
the situation currently stands.
381
00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,340
All right? So you're just gonna
have to take it up with...
382
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,510
- Son of a B!
- Sir?
383
00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:32,120
Oh, guys...
I'm so sorry to report this.
384
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,690
But I just got off the phone
385
00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:35,420
with the City Building
Inspector's office.
386
00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:37,730
- And I've got some bad news.
- Bad news?!
387
00:14:50,670 --> 00:14:52,360
With the City Building
Inspector's office.
388
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,490
And I got some bad news.
389
00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,500
- Bad news?
- I'm afraid so.
390
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,400
Apparently Guillermo's room does
not meet the legal requirements
391
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:00,780
to call it a room.
The legal term is
392
00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:03,250
"hidey hole"
or a "rat's studio."
393
00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:04,720
That's okay,
I really don't mind.
394
00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,590
What the does that mean?
395
00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:08,290
I'll tell you what
the F it means, L-Train.
396
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,390
It means that we gotta now
reallocate this budget
397
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,270
to get Guillermo's room
up to code.
398
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,170
No, no, no. No one needs
to make a big fuss.
399
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,610
his room.
400
00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,340
What the are
our options, B-boy?
401
00:15:18,430 --> 00:15:19,810
Well, I love the passion.
I'm gonna get on that couch,
402
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,820
and show you what we got, okay?
403
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,590
Open this up, and show you guys
what I worked up. Gather in.
404
00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:26,860
Now if we eliminate
Nadja's gold toilet...
405
00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:28,830
- Eat!
- Hang on a second.
406
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:31,300
If we eliminate it,
we can open up that wall,
407
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:33,670
and create a ventilation system
for Guillermo.
408
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,840
What the is this,
Club Med?
409
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,580
We need the gold toilet!
410
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,550
Hang on a second, 'cause
we're also going to have to...
411
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,720
eliminated Nandor's
custom sign that says,
412
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:43,890
- "Home is where the wine is."
- Get!
413
00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:46,570
Because can then
close the open septic tank,
414
00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:49,370
which apparently is pooling
underneath Guillermo's bed.
415
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:51,440
Well, I guess
if there's no other way...
416
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,520
And finally even
grouchy Guillermo was grinning.
417
00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,790
Meanwhile,
Marwa's got a surprise
418
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,820
that even I haven't seen yet.
419
00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,860
Only midway through renovations,
420
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,370
but Marwa was working
around the clock.
421
00:16:03,450 --> 00:16:04,570
You think he's ready?
422
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:06,910
- You ready? Let's do it.
- Ready.
423
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:09,610
And voilà!
424
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,850
Okay, all right.
425
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,720
- Wow.
- Wow!
426
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:16,330
Wow, wow.
427
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,900
Are you looking at this?
Incredible.
428
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,200
- Wow.
- Tiny plant, hello.
429
00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:22,770
Look at this, decorative balls?
430
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,810
- You can't go wrong with those.
- I love balls.
431
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,550
- I love balls, too.
- I love balls, too.
432
00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:28,250
And who wants to belly
up to the bar?
433
00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,550
Saddle up, giddy up!
Let's get up to the bar.
434
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,490
- John would've loved those.
- Right.
435
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,330
I love how the colors
436
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,530
on the rug are just playing
with the new hardwoods,
437
00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:39,340
And then look
at the hoop right there.
438
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,410
Oh, wow, my own court.
439
00:16:41,490 --> 00:16:42,760
Do you like it, honey?
440
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:45,890
Do I like it?
441
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:48,420
I really love it.
442
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:51,300
- Yes!
- I think it's so great!
443
00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:52,700
Wait! Before you sit down,
444
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,570
let me make sure that the beans
445
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:56,770
are in the optimal position
for you.
446
00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:58,640
Perfect. Can you...
447
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,280
make sure I did
a good job on the door?
448
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:02,380
I put a special lock
on there for you,
449
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:04,390
because I know how much
you love your alone time.
450
00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:05,490
Looks pretty good to me.
451
00:17:05,570 --> 00:17:07,290
The chevron pattern
452
00:17:07,380 --> 00:17:08,830
and the wood grain
on this thing,
453
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,370
it's just beautiful. Okay.
454
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:13,640
I see you are trying
out the, uh, the lock action.
455
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:15,650
It's, uh...
456
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,320
- Marwa?
- It's soundproof, too.
457
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,850
You know, Bran, there was a time
458
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,390
me and Marwa,
we liked very different things.
459
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,260
- Mm-hmm.
- But then I made a wish
460
00:17:24,350 --> 00:17:26,330
that we would like
the same things.
461
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,840
Now I think
that wish has come true.
462
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,610
I also think perhaps that
463
00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:33,550
Marwa has been building
this man cave for herself.
464
00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:35,320
Yeah.
465
00:17:39,740 --> 00:17:42,320
Down to the wire.
Crew is in there...
466
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:45,870
We're putting the finishing
touches on the house
467
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:48,540
for the big reveal,
and I cannot wait
468
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,820
to show the owners
their forever home.
469
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,690
All right, you knuckleheads,
are you ready
470
00:17:53,770 --> 00:17:55,690
to find out
471
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,900
if this house is a flip
or if it's gonna be a flub?
472
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:01,300
- -We're ready to flip.
- It's gonna be a flip. It's gonna be a flip.
473
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,610
All right, everyone...
remove your blindfolds!
474
00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:10,040
That is not our house.
475
00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:19,440
That is not our
476
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,010
You're looking the wrong way,
that's our neighbor's house.
477
00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,320
- This way.
- Oh, right, got ya.
478
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,460
Well?
479
00:18:24,930 --> 00:18:27,990
- Hmm.
- This looks... the same.
480
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,760
All right, guys, what are we
waiting for? Let's get inside
481
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,430
- and bam, bam, bam!
- Let's do it. -
482
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,570
Let's go! Let's go!
483
00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:37,780
Come on in, and check out
484
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:40,980
your brand new dream home!
485
00:18:41,070 --> 00:18:42,850
Yeah!
486
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:46,860
Everybody grab a figurative
straw and drink it in.
487
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,760
Right?
488
00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:51,000
I'm speechless myself, gang.
489
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:54,340
Guys, get in the nooks
and crannies. Check it out!
490
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:12,010
Ew...
491
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:14,480
- Huh?
- Wait, I thought you said you were going to completely...
492
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,950
Bran, I'm starting to think
that this flip might be a flub.
493
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,720
- What the?!
- There's still
494
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:20,660
- sewage under my bed.
- That was a permitting issue.
495
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,670
There's still a tree
in the fancy room!
496
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,500
Give my Bran boy a chance.
497
00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:25,910
What are you talking about?!
This was his chance!
498
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,940
Guys, we're not finished yet.
499
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:31,420
'Cause the ol' Bran man
saved the best for last.
500
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,020
Follow me. Come on, gang.
501
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,520
You know, I might move in,
I love this place so much.
502
00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,030
Ready?
503
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,060
I'm gonna welcome you
to your brand-new
504
00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:40,800
walk-in closet.
505
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,500
Yeah!
506
00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:45,680
♪ This is our home ♪
507
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,550
♪ Yet something has changed ♪
508
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,660
♪ Always never known... ♪
509
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,370
This really is the knackers.
510
00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:58,370
- Come here.
- Bring it in. Ooh!
511
00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:01,080
Someone's excited.
512
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,950
Wait a second, I thought
this was supposed to be
513
00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,080
a "his-and-hers" closet?
514
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,090
Change of plans, sweetie.
Live with it.
515
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,790
- What the?
- Hold on a second.
516
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,730
Where the is
my witch's skin hat?
517
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,430
Who gives a?
518
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:15,570
You mean this witch's skin hat?
519
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,880
Oh! Ha-ha!
520
00:20:17,960 --> 00:20:20,410
Simon the Devious,
I knew it was you.
521
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:21,750
- You bastard.
- No, you didn't.
522
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,750
Oh,.
523
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,660
- Bran, do something.
- What do you want me to do,
524
00:20:25,740 --> 00:20:27,090
ya knuckleheads?
525
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,700
- That's clever.
- I was talking to Bran.
526
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:31,800
You idiot, I am Bran.
527
00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:33,570
What have you done with Bran?
528
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,840
Bran never existed.
529
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,680
It's always been me.
530
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,120
- - So you mean...?
- Yes.
531
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,720
You...?
532
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,720
Did I create, pitch, sell
533
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:45,630
and produce 150 episodes
of Go Flip Yourself
534
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,610
for the sole purpose
of regaining access
535
00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:53,010
to your home
here in New York City
536
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:57,590
that I might take
what is rightfully mine,
537
00:20:57,670 --> 00:21:00,860
this witch's clit of a hat? Yes.
538
00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:02,870
Yes, I did.
539
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:06,140
What, all those episodes,
all those marathons,
540
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,010
all those bed sheet sets
541
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:09,880
in the Daltry Brothers'
Daltry Living line?
542
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,920
Yes, it was all me. Well...
543
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,860
we partnered with Kohl's
for the Daltry Living line.
544
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,200
- Sellout!
- But the rest of it, all me.
545
00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:21,500
All that just
for stealing my hat?
546
00:21:21,590 --> 00:21:22,500
- Yes.
- Wow.
547
00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:24,640
hell!
548
00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:26,510
Well, I had a little help
from my friends.
549
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:29,220
You remember my crew?
550
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:32,460
Big Vlad.
Blavglad the Exsanguinator.
551
00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:34,760
- Oh, these pricks.
- Gunthrapple.
552
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:36,900
Wesley Sikes.
553
00:21:36,980 --> 00:21:39,040
The Freak Sisters. Mr. '50s.
554
00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:40,540
Evil Steve.
555
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:43,780
The wickedly talented
Adele Dazeem.
556
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:46,620
- Hello there.
- Freakfest Tony.
557
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,920
Hi, Tony, nice to see you again.
558
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:51,100
- The Silent One.
- Hey, guys, how's it going?
559
00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:53,770
Just gonna keep it silent
for now, thank you.
560
00:21:53,850 --> 00:21:56,810
He Who Shall Not Be Named...
but it's Greg.
561
00:21:56,890 --> 00:21:58,110
His name is Greg.
562
00:21:58,190 --> 00:22:00,080
Desdemona the Shrieker.
563
00:22:01,330 --> 00:22:04,090
That guy I still don't know.
564
00:22:04,170 --> 00:22:06,090
And of course, the king himself,
565
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:07,760
Elvis.
566
00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,630
Yeah, I always pretty good
with a hammer.
567
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,940
- Not very good with friendship.
- Traitor!
568
00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,670
Ronaldo the Elder.
569
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,180
There he is,
and who could forget
570
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,950
Ken the Zombie
of my Former Accountant.
571
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,960
Yes, he's also
572
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,690
the COO
of my production company.
573
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,700
And of course, my sound guy...
574
00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:26,230
Count Rapula.
575
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,700
- No...
- Oh, not this guy...
576
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,710
♪ Hey, yo, I arose
from my tomb ♪
577
00:22:30,790 --> 00:22:32,240
♪ With three lavs and a boom ♪
578
00:22:32,330 --> 00:22:33,710
♪ And when you think
you're alone ♪
579
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:34,950
♪ I'm in your home ♪
580
00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:36,590
♪ Getting room tone ♪
581
00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,560
- No. No!
- ♪ Scary stories and fables ♪
582
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,860
- ♪ And XLR cables, my... ♪
- Okay, very good.
583
00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:42,560
Thank you, Count Rapula.
I think we all get it.
584
00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:44,840
Well, I killed Toby.
585
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:47,070
So looks like
one of your crew
586
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,710
is dead.
587
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,720
Well, actually, Toby
wasn't one of our crew.
588
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,150
He was a regular guy.
589
00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:54,860
He was a Navy flight instructor
590
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:57,160
with...
I want to say three?
591
00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:00,130
- Three children without a father.
- Sad.
592
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:02,000
Well done!
593
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,610
Took me a while to get
to know him, earn his trust.
594
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:06,180
And then I pitched him the show.
595
00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,150
And then I paid for him to study
596
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:10,290
design, architecture,
597
00:23:10,370 --> 00:23:12,160
- and construction skills.
- Wait.
598
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,260
Why didn't you just find
someone who already knew
599
00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:15,100
how to build houses?
600
00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:16,870
'Cause for a show like this,
it's all about "it factor."
601
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:20,310
You really are
the most devious bastard
602
00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:23,110
in New York City.
603
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:26,120
Well, we're not
in New York City.
604
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,990
We're in Staten Island.
605
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,030
Which means
you're not worth.
606
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,030
You come in here, you pinch
my hat, you destroy my house
607
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,770
and you con me
into spending $2,000
608
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:37,910
- on these poufs.
- 2,000...?
609
00:23:37,990 --> 00:23:39,040
I like the poufs.
610
00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:40,950
Does no one like the poufs?
611
00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:42,650
I don't mind the poufs.
612
00:23:42,740 --> 00:23:44,660
You see, you're a dickhead
'cause you've just shown
613
00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:48,160
your face onscreen, which means
this episode, Brainiac,
614
00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:50,630
cannot be televised.
615
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,270
Do you have any ideas
who my viewers are?
616
00:23:52,350 --> 00:23:56,180
They're people in airports
and hospital waiting rooms.
617
00:23:56,260 --> 00:24:00,190
I once showed
a gaping, open asshole
618
00:24:00,270 --> 00:24:02,320
for ten seconds,
619
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:05,060
- and I never heard a word about it.
- Yes.
620
00:24:05,150 --> 00:24:07,940
It was Episode 73, "Ramshackle
Ranch," I do believe.
621
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,340
- You really watch the show.
- I do, yes.
622
00:24:10,420 --> 00:24:11,980
- Oh, that means the world to me.
- Who cares?
623
00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:14,920
Anyway, I've got
your witch's hat,
624
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,060
and I've got signed
release forms from each of you,
625
00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,690
so you can expect
to see this episode
626
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:22,800
airing around the clock
about two years from now.
627
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,070
All right, let's roll, crew!
628
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,210
Whoa!
629
00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,380
Get away!
630
00:24:29,460 --> 00:24:31,720
Go on!
631
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,840
Later, losers.
632
00:24:36,310 --> 00:24:38,700
Ow! me!
633
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,870
- Stupid prick can't even fly.
- It's the hat.
634
00:24:40,950 --> 00:24:43,840
- It's not the hat.
- Reckon that hat's got some bad hoodoo in it, huh?
635
00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:45,710
There's nothing wrong
with the hat, Elvis!
636
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,820
Later, losers... ow!
637
00:24:48,900 --> 00:24:50,690
And that's a wrap
on the Mixed-Up Mansion.
638
00:24:50,770 --> 00:24:52,660
Hello? You can go, too.
639
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,180
The job wasn't easy, but
the owners couldn't be happier.
640
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:01,210
LASZ
641
00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:02,810
I can't believe
he came back for that.
642
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:03,710
What are you doing?
643
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:05,120
You got what you want.
644
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,720
- off.
- This is disgusting!
645
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:07,720
Okay, but we still need to get
646
00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:08,990
the pre-credits button.
647
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,230
What makes you think
we give a
648
00:25:10,310 --> 00:25:12,100
About the pre-credits button?
649
00:25:12,180 --> 00:25:14,100
It's
just, if you don't, you won't get
650
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,470
your full payment
for the episode.
651
00:25:15,550 --> 00:25:17,410
I think it comes out
to, like, $1,200.
652
00:25:17,490 --> 00:25:19,850
- Oh, is it?
- Ooh, not too shabby.
653
00:25:19,930 --> 00:25:22,890
What I will just say
654
00:25:22,970 --> 00:25:26,260
is that now that Laszlo's
cursed hat is finally gone,
655
00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:29,360
the fire that's always going on
in the boiler room has gone out.
656
00:25:29,450 --> 00:25:30,940
Yes!
657
00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:32,400
And the sewage flooding
in the basement
658
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,070
has dried up somewhat.
659
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,080
Thank you, Go Flip Yourself.
660
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:38,150
And I'm pleased to report the
raccoons have stopped
661
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:40,150
Under the sofa.
662
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:41,860
Well... most of them have.
663
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:50,310
On the next
Go Flip Yourself,
664
00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:52,780
Bran takes on his toughest
challenge yet.
665
00:25:52,860 --> 00:25:55,050
And the electric stove top
wasn't really
666
00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:57,320
working for you, was
it Amanda?
667
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,420
- I mean, it worked.
- And that's why all
668
00:25:59,510 --> 00:26:02,130
the real restaurant chefs...
Say it with me...
669
00:26:02,210 --> 00:26:04,130
...only cook with gas.
670
00:26:04,220 --> 00:26:05,910
Yeah! All right, let's fire
671
00:26:05,990 --> 00:26:07,310
this baby up and make some
672
00:26:07,390 --> 00:26:09,210
of your world-famous spaghetti,
huh?
673
00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,260
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it!
674
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:16,190
♪ I'll make you a believer ♪
675
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,040
♪ Get off your knees ♪
676
00:26:21,120 --> 00:26:25,080
♪ You got the power to be ♪
677
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,080
♪ What you want to be ♪
678
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:32,510
♪ Make you a believer ♪
679
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:37,050
♪ Make you a believer. ♪
680
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:53,910
Go Flip Yourself.
681
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,870
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