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Celebrating 15 years of GINTAMA anime
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Presented by GINTAMA
Theatrical Production Committee
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The land of the samurai.
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There was a time, long ago,
when our country was called by that name.
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Those dream-filled blue skies upon
which the samurai once gazed
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are now filled with ships
from strange worlds.
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The streets where the samurai
once proudly walked
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are now filled with swaggering,
arrogant aliens.
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Hey, dammit!
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But a select few rose up
to face this crisis,
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one unprecedented in the Edo of old...
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They were the samurai.
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No...
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They were the Z Warriors!
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Part 1: The Super Long Story
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- Part 1: The Super Long Story!
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So, planets out there in the universe
have a thing called Altana,
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a sort of energy that's like
that world's life force.
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On Earth, it's also known as ley lines.
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That energy led to the birth
of the immortal fiend known as Utsuro.
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As a result of living life after life,
an existence of never-ending suffering,
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Utsuro developed multiple
separate personalities.
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One of these was teacher
of Gintoki and the others
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and founder of the Shoka Sonjuku school,
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Shoyo Yoshida.
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With the goal of destroying
the entire planet, himself included,
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Utsuro waged war
against the known universe.
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The people of Edo
resisted with all their might,
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and at the end of a fierce battle,
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the Odd Jobs and their allies
showed real strength
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and forced Utsuro to fall
into the ley lines.
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It was then that, having used up all
his energy to contain the ley lines,
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the dog deity called Sadaharu
entered a long coma.
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Later, the members of the Odd Jobs
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found their respective goals
and set off on their own paths.
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Two Years Later
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And so, two years passed...
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I'm gonna do it!
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I will become the Pirate King!
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Huh? No, wait.
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Not that "two years later."
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We've done so many
two- and five-year timeskips,
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it's hard to keep the story
straight at this point.
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Ah, here! This is it!
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Let's see...
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Kagura looked to find a way
to return Sadaharu to normal,
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while Shinpachi remained in Edo.
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Meanwhile, Gintoki,
having foreseen Utsuro's return,
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made the rounds of the gates,
the openings in various, scattered areas
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from which the ley lines' power erupts.
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Utsuro's genes continued to survive
deep underground within the ley lines.
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Over two years,
they rebuilt his physical form,
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and he was reborn at a remote ley line.
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Gintoki wandered the lands with Utsuro,
who grew rapidly, in tow.
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One day, it became clear that the body
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housed a personality
that could be Shoyo.
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However, Utsuro was captured
by the Death Star Sect,
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led by the remnants of the Tendoshuu.
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To prevent them from gaining
a perfect immortal,
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he left his heart alone with Gintoki.
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In order to complete Utsuro's recovery,
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and by extension their own immortality,
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the Sect sets its sights on Earth's Altana.
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At the ruins of the Shoka Sonjuku,
Gintoki is reunited with Takasugi,
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who has used the bones
of senior student Oboro
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to become partially immortal.
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In order to thwart the Sect's plans,
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Gintoki and Takasugi head for Edo.
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Upon returning to Edo,
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Gintoki spots the older
Shinpachi and Kagura
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but doesn't make contact.
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Meanwhile, Katsura, the first Prime Minister,
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uses his office to investigate
the Sect's actions.
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In order to draw out the Sect,
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Takasugi blows up the Terminal
and attempts to assassinate Katsura.
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Katsura uses the assassination as cover
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to relinquish his
position as Prime Minister.
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The pupils of the Shoka Sonjuku school
once again come together.
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Even the Shinsengumi,
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who were pretending to
have disbanded, regroup.
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Meanwhile, the gorilla was holding
a wedding ceremony.
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After much ado, the ship carrying Kondo
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attacks the Sect's Mobile Cathedral Kuyo,
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causing the wreckage
to fall atop the Terminal.
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Kondo reunites with the Shinsengumi.
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However, the Sect occupies the Terminal,
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and the city is plunged into danger.
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Edo is once again faced with harm.
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This is when Shinpachi, Kagura,
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and the residents of Kabuki District
gather in front of Odd Jobs
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and set off to battle.
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To fulfill the wishes of,
and save, their teacher,
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Gintoki, Takasugi, and Katsura
decide to rescue Utsuro.
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The Terminal would be the battlefield.
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Will the Z Warriors be able
to reclaim the future?
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Nobody could pay attention
to the recap with those visuals!
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Wolf Fang Fist
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- Wolf Fang Fist!
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Not only was it way too long,
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the art style made it look like
it was for a completely different show!
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It looked like some
fan-made Dragon Ball anime!
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Dragen Bell?
What are you talking about, Katsurass?
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I'm not Katsurass! I'm Katsura!
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So the anime staff have finally
gotten serious, huh?
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Free from the shackles of TV production,
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they've finally started putting
some effort into the animation.
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This is what the animation staff
are truly capable of.
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They're just drawing while holding
Dragon Balls in their left hands!
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And why do I have to be Yamcha
while this fool is Vegeta?!
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That makes me look like a total loser!
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So stupid! I'm not playing
along with your nonsense.
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It pains me to say it,
but you're virtually identical.
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And when did you become a master
at growing a widow's peak?
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You guys just don't get it, do you?
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We've gone beyond
the final TV episode,
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beyond the manga's ending scams,
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and finally reached this point...
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this new world: the movie theater!
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And it's up to us to show
those in attendance here today...
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our power, and the power
of Akira Toriyama!
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Shoyo, looks like things
worked out somehow, huh?
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Yes! No matter what anyone says,
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things did work out somehow!
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Got that right!
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And this marks the end
of the cinematic exploits
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of Gintoki and his companions.
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Their path ahead is sure to be
rife with trials and tribulations,
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but they will no doubt
be able to overcome them.
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They will be fine,
for they have the Silver Balls.
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What the hell are Silver Balls?
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Galick Gun!
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Kakarot!
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Are they balls that can grant wishes?
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Or are they the same as
the pea you call a brain?
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If balls that convenient really existed,
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none of us would be here
in this position right now.
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And yet, I'd like to be grateful.
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We managed to get this far
on our own two feet.
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With our own power,
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with these very hands of ours...
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we will take back everything...
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we lost.
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That's how we, the students of Shoyo,
do things, right?
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GINTAMA
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Part 2: Fate
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Fire!
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Eliminate them!
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Bring the hammer down upon those heretics
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who would interfere
with our divine summon...
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Divine summoning?
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That's rich, coming from a bunch of fools
looking for immortality on the cheap!
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Look.
Their ship is down,
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but it's still drawing
Altana from the Earth
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through the Terminal's core.
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The Seireimon Gate is still operating?
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And with that Altana,
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even an incomplete god without a heart
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can be brought back to life?
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I'm more surprised
that so many people
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want to live forever
in this awful world.
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My life has put me through
more than enough joys and sorrows.
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If I can overcome that last,
final trial with you all...
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I won't mind if my life
is to end right here!
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Would our meeting be one of the joys?
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Or is it one of the sorrows?
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There's no telling at this point,
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but there is one thing that's for sure...
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We hated and tried to kill each other,
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but still our ties couldn't be broken.
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I'm sick of you idiots,
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and I'm sick of being
given the runaround by you fools.
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I sure hope this life is
the last one you ruin for me!
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That so?
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Too bad for you, though.
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You guys can't die just yet.
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I won't let you.
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I get how they feel.
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I don't want to die.
I want to keep on living.
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Because there's this fool of a teacher
who's put me through so much,
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and this other idiot who just threw me
like a sack of potatoes,
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and I'm not done beating them up.
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I have some things
I'd like to say to Sensei as well.
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Same here. A great many things.
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How long will you have to
beat him up to feel better?
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An eternity wouldn't be long enough!
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Zura!
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To the people occupying the Terminal
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you are completely surrounded.
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Resistance is futile.
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Give yourselves up now!
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If you don't...
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Shoot them down!
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If you don't,
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let me express my gratitude.
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Thanks to you all,
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our country has become this strong!
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Go!
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Those guys...
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Let's go!
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Decades have passed
since you Amanto came to Earth.
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We have lived
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lives full of doubt and agony!
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But now we can say this...
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those days have not been in vain!
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Amidst all that we've lost,
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we have found that which is important
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that which we must protect!
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Our shadows on the ground
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have showed us the way to the light!
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So we won't fear you anymore.
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We'll meet you head on,
fair and square!
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- Welcome to the land of the samurai.
- Welcome to the land of the samurai.
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A land whose people possess
minds of steel...
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A land whose people
possess souls of silver.
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- We're glad to have you!
- We're glad to have you!
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Gintoki!
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Gintoki!
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Pops! We could use some help!
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Split up the enemy's defenses
around the Terminal!
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Screw that tedious crap.
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We'll just attack the mothership on top!
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Right now, that ship
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contains all the Altana
it's taken in from the Terminal!
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If you attack it now,
there's no telling what will happen.
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Just leave it to us!
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Yo. You took your time.
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You took so long,
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I thought you guys had
turned tail and run for it.
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Can't have a party without
the guests of honor,
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- know what I'm saying?
- Well, well...
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So you finally admit that
the Odd Jobs are better than you, huh?
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The hell are you talking about?
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I'm just saying,
if we're gonna raise hell,
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it'd be more fun to do it
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with the most nasty devils around.
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I guess that means we're out, then.
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Let's go...
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To see our guests of honor,
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and raise hell one last time!
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This is shaping up to be
a long, dragged-out battle.
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We should fall back and regroup.
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Even if we do succeed in reviving Utsuro,
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it would be for naught
if we lost the Sect in the process.
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We'd lose the ability to produce the elixir
and our chance to return to power.
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No need to worry.
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Everything is going as planned.
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It really does seem as though Utsuro
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can only be fueled
by the Altana on Earth.
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Look! Our god is truly pleased!
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Is the Altana he's absorbing...
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...reconstructing his heart?
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The time is nigh.
Very soon,
253
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:47,150
our god will awaken.
254
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,110
Isn't that enough?
255
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,450
Prolonging this any further
will make it harder for us to leave.
256
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,900
Prepare to withdraw!
257
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,650
You cannot control
your bodies, is it?
258
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,360
It happened to me too.
259
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,490
We Tendoshu self-destructed
by stealing Utsuro's blood,
260
00:20:12,070 --> 00:20:15,110
but that very same blood
brought us back.
261
00:20:16,570 --> 00:20:20,030
We were being kept alive,
being used,
262
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,820
and being controlled
263
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,900
by Utsuro's genes
from the moment we took them in.
264
00:20:34,990 --> 00:20:37,900
We have always been a
part of Utsuro.
265
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,530
And now it falls upon us
to execute his will.
266
00:21:26,820 --> 00:21:28,740
Hand over the heart.
267
00:21:28,990 --> 00:21:31,400
It doesn't belong in your hands.
268
00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:34,450
They are meant to hold better things.
269
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:39,780
Since we had the same teacher,
270
00:21:40,650 --> 00:21:43,360
you and I were fated to cross swords.
271
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,780
If I could do it all over again...
272
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,320
I...
273
00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,820
I would've loved to be
one of you guys...
274
00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,610
I have my own,
275
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:00,900
and you have your own
276
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,780
things to take back, right?
277
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,490
Takasugi,
278
00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:10,280
I...
279
00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:41,030
Let's get a move on.
280
00:22:44,990 --> 00:22:47,240
- Takasugi.
- What?
281
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:51,450
There's nothing left for me
to take back.
282
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:56,570
Whatever I lost
has come back to me.
283
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,360
It's all right here.
284
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,280
And I'm here to make sure
I don't lose any of it ever again.
285
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:14,780
Gintoki! Takasugi!
286
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,820
Zura!
287
00:23:22,030 --> 00:23:23,740
Jump!
288
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,530
You're stepping on me.
289
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,070
Now we're even.
290
00:23:38,570 --> 00:23:41,450
You're the last person
I wanna owe anything.
291
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,360
What a coincidence.
I could say the same...
292
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,570
Takasugi?
293
00:23:58,110 --> 00:24:01,860
It's over.
You people cannot beat me.
294
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:09,990
Did you catch a glimpse of
the Utsuro within me?
295
00:24:14,030 --> 00:24:16,530
Utsuro rules over and decides all.
296
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,650
His designs are inescapable...
297
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:20,700
Just like fate.
298
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,240
That so?
299
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,030
Is this what you're telling me, then?
300
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,320
That I'm only standing here, undying,
301
00:24:35,700 --> 00:24:37,700
because Utsuro led me here?
302
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:40,070
Wrong.
303
00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,450
I...
304
00:24:41,650 --> 00:24:43,320
We weren't led here by anyone.
305
00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,860
We stand before you
of our own free will.
306
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:14,030
Go!
307
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,900
I'm taking this back.
308
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,820
You are... Hitsugi, was it?
309
00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:47,570
One of the Three Crows
in Tenshoin Naraku.
310
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,700
Why would you go so far?
311
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:52,780
Why do you want the heart of
your former chief, Utsuro, so badly?
312
00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:39,150
Hand over the heart.
313
00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:27,320
Kagura!
314
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:35,860
Kagura!
315
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,400
I'm fine! Go on ahead!
316
00:28:06,610 --> 00:28:10,360
Hand over... the heart!
317
00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:12,320
Why?
318
00:28:12,450 --> 00:28:15,490
Naraku has already fallen apart
as an organization!
319
00:28:17,740 --> 00:28:19,700
And yet you still want
to bring Utsuro back,
320
00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:23,360
even if you have to reduce
Edo to rabble?
321
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,990
The only one...
322
00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:43,530
The only one who can save him...
323
00:28:43,900 --> 00:28:46,030
is me!
324
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:05,530
You...
325
00:29:06,070 --> 00:29:07,570
Don't tell me...
326
00:29:39,990 --> 00:29:42,110
Make use of me.
327
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,990
You...
328
00:30:13,570 --> 00:30:14,700
It's futile.
329
00:30:15,070 --> 00:30:17,450
You can't take us down
with your inferior blood.
330
00:30:17,780 --> 00:30:19,700
Die.
331
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:31,530
Then let's go ahead and see
whose blood, mine or yours,
332
00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:33,990
will dry up first.
333
00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:36,110
This will go right down to the wire.
334
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,490
Do it.
335
00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:50,070
What's going on?
336
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,240
Gintoki...
337
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,530
How foolish!
338
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,570
Unable to watch
your friend sacrifice himself,
339
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:29,530
you lost a golden opportunity
to take me down.
340
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:33,860
That sort of miracle won't
ever happen for you again!
341
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,360
Gin!
342
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,490
Hey.
343
00:31:40,610 --> 00:31:43,360
No need to scream.
I can hear you just fine.
344
00:31:47,570 --> 00:31:50,570
Curse you!
345
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,530
Sadaharu?
346
00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:02,400
Sadaharu!
347
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,280
Sadaharu!
348
00:32:22,030 --> 00:32:23,650
Sadaharu...
349
00:32:24,490 --> 00:32:28,490
You've been waiting to meet Gin
just like us, haven't you?
350
00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:31,110
Sadaharu...
351
00:32:37,030 --> 00:32:38,990
Sadaharu!
352
00:32:44,990 --> 00:32:47,530
S... Sadaharu.
353
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:50,900
You've finally come back to us.
354
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,860
To help us...
355
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,450
To help Gin.
356
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,990
- Sadaharu!
- Something came out!
357
00:33:01,150 --> 00:33:03,320
Hold it! Sadaharu's back,
358
00:33:03,490 --> 00:33:06,280
but did he just... eat Gin?
359
00:33:06,490 --> 00:33:07,990
Did he swallow him whole?
360
00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:09,320
It's understandable.
361
00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:12,450
Sadaharu just recovered.
He needs nutrition.
362
00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:15,490
He didn't come to help, then.
He just showed up 'cause he was hungry!
363
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:17,900
Don't worry. Gin's a piece of trash.
364
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,610
Can't be digested.
He'll show up soon enough.
365
00:33:20,740 --> 00:33:22,030
Gin!
366
00:33:22,110 --> 00:33:24,320
What kind of hell reunion is this?
367
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,650
Gin... Gin!
368
00:33:30,860 --> 00:33:32,280
What do you want?
369
00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:36,030
Sorry. Got the wrong guy.
370
00:33:39,860 --> 00:33:42,530
Some complete random
just came out of there!
371
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:44,200
And went right back!
372
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,700
A parasite, maybe.
He's always eaten stuff off the ground.
373
00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:51,570
What kind of parasite
looks like it needs to pay rent?
374
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:55,820
That was a great bath.
375
00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:57,900
They're coming out one after another!
376
00:33:57,990 --> 00:34:01,530
What's this, a bathhouse?
Is there an entire world in there?
377
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,860
Excuse me! Did you happen to see
a silver-haired man inside?
378
00:34:06,110 --> 00:34:07,740
Silver-haired?
379
00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:10,740
Oh, you mean the newbie?
380
00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:16,530
That kid took a different exit,
saying he didn't wanna be covered in filth.
381
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,280
He was covered in filth anyway!
382
00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:24,780
Gin...
383
00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:26,820
Remember what I said?
384
00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:31,900
If you ever found something you really
needed to do, I'd close up shop?
385
00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:35,400
Does the fact that you're here...
386
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,610
mean that you've gone back
to having nothing?
387
00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:40,570
No.
388
00:34:41,110 --> 00:34:44,570
We're here for something
we need to do.
389
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:50,900
Gin, we weren't Odd Jobs
because we had nothing to do.
390
00:34:52,700 --> 00:34:54,700
We were just fine with anything.
391
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:56,900
We were fine with anything...
392
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,280
As long as we could be here
393
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:02,780
with you and everyone else.
394
00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,400
That's why we will...
395
00:35:05,740 --> 00:35:07,700
always be Odd Jobs!
396
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,530
Sheesh.
397
00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:15,780
You've gone and grown so much
in the time I was gone.
398
00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:19,820
My back hurts.
399
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,240
Mind giving me a hand?
400
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,570
Come on, you sound pathetic.
401
00:35:26,070 --> 00:35:27,780
And you call yourself Odd Jobs?
402
00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:30,200
Surely your list of services
includes compassion?
403
00:35:30,450 --> 00:35:32,320
Give me an employee's discount.
404
00:35:32,650 --> 00:35:35,150
Apparently, it's not that we've grown.
405
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,150
Gin's just regressed.
406
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,570
Completely
407
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,900
No, did you shrink for real?
408
00:35:47,110 --> 00:35:49,200
Hey, you better knock it off.
409
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,030
Or my long, Shun Oguri legs
will kick your ass.
410
00:35:52,110 --> 00:35:53,900
More like Short Oguri!
411
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,740
What's going on? What happened to you?
412
00:35:56,860 --> 00:36:00,150
Huh? Did I get a little
digested in Sadaharu?
413
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,400
Digested?
414
00:36:01,490 --> 00:36:04,070
Did you see anything else come out before me?
415
00:36:04,900 --> 00:36:06,900
A couple of geezers out of the bath!
416
00:36:07,990 --> 00:36:10,450
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
417
00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:12,700
Gintoki Sepia! Gintoki Shepia!
418
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,150
Sepia? Shepia?
419
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:16,570
You can't just split off from me.
420
00:36:17,030 --> 00:36:19,030
Only when together are we...
421
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:22,400
- Ginto3.
- Wait, your name's Ginto3?
422
00:36:22,450 --> 00:36:25,030
Get back in here!
Gimme back my long legs!
423
00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:27,610
No way! I'm never going back
to being that awful leg!
424
00:36:27,740 --> 00:36:30,820
I've always wanted to complain about
you sticking your bare feet in boots!
425
00:36:30,860 --> 00:36:32,280
What's wrong with him?
426
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,240
Why's he adding to his character
profile in the final movie?
427
00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:38,530
That's bad!
428
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400
Hurry up, Gin!
429
00:36:42,030 --> 00:36:44,240
We're right back to square one!
430
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,320
Pachi-boy, we have no choice.
431
00:36:46,490 --> 00:36:50,070
We need to get Gintoki Sakata
reconstructed inside of Sadaharu!
432
00:36:50,240 --> 00:36:51,740
What the heck?
433
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,240
Oh, jeez!
434
00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:55,700
Whatever happens, happens!
435
00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,990
- Come back to us,
- Come back to us,
436
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:02,570
- Gintoki Sakata!
- Gintoki Sakata!
437
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:11,860
That man...
438
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,240
had eyes too fierce to be a samurai,
439
00:37:17,530 --> 00:37:21,820
but too focused to be a thug.
440
00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:24,820
Just like always.
441
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:48,400
Are you...
442
00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:54,300
Lake
Toya
443
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,240
Dammit!
444
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,280
I got all the way up there,
445
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,400
and I have to do it all over again?
446
00:39:16,070 --> 00:39:17,570
You seem to be in a hurry.
447
00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:21,150
I can give you a ride
to the final boss for cheap.
448
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,320
H-Hero MADAO?
449
00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:28,740
I quit being the hero.
I'm starting over from scratch again.
450
00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:32,570
H-Hurry up and get in,
you stupid Earthlings!
451
00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:36,110
Hey! Let me in!
452
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:43,110
-Hey!
-Stay away!
453
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,200
Let me in if you're in there!
454
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:08,860
You people couldn't have done it.
455
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,570
You finally met your teacher again...
456
00:40:16,700 --> 00:40:19,650
How could you have put
an end to him?
457
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:24,030
You were trying to prevent
Utsuro's return?
458
00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,360
Finally...
459
00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:32,280
At long last, he can rest.
460
00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:39,400
Now that I have this body,
which refuses to die even when rotten,
461
00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:42,650
I finally understood the pain...
462
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,530
of being eternal...
463
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,280
I caught just a glimpse
of his deep solitude.
464
00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:01,820
I pray that at least in the end,
465
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,490
he can go out humanely.
466
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:49,900
Ow...
467
00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:51,900
Go, quickly!
468
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:33,610
Gin!
469
00:43:02,450 --> 00:43:04,400
Who brought me back?
470
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:05,820
Was it you?
471
00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:08,070
Utsuro...
472
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:10,740
I have inherited your blood.
473
00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:13,360
Wh-What is your desire?
474
00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:17,320
Revenge on mankind?
The destruction of the universe?
475
00:43:17,570 --> 00:43:21,570
Whatever it is,
I shall follow you and...
476
00:43:22,150 --> 00:43:24,570
There is only one thing I desire.
477
00:43:38,150 --> 00:43:42,570
But it seems I have a job to do first.
478
00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:45,700
Sensei?
479
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:59,400
You're Sensei... right?
480
00:44:00,570 --> 00:44:03,740
Please don't look so sad.
481
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,240
I...
482
00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:10,110
We will protect you
from anything and anyone.
483
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:12,360
So please...
484
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,240
Come back...
485
00:44:21,990 --> 00:44:26,780
with us... to the Shoka Sonjuku School.
486
00:44:28,070 --> 00:44:30,150
I have so much...
487
00:44:31,070 --> 00:44:33,030
so much to tell you.
488
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:38,820
And it's my job... to attend to you...
489
00:44:39,450 --> 00:44:41,490
Sen... sei...
490
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,400
I...
491
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:49,900
I'm not the kind of person
you should call Sensei anymore.
492
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:53,900
I can no longer go back
to being Shoyo Yoshida.
493
00:44:55,650 --> 00:44:56,900
Forgive me.
494
00:44:58,900 --> 00:45:03,530
You were the ones
I truly wished to protect,
495
00:45:04,570 --> 00:45:08,820
but I couldn't help a single one of you.
496
00:45:11,860 --> 00:45:12,990
Forgive me.
497
00:45:26,650 --> 00:45:29,070
There's no need to apologize.
498
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,490
Shoyo...
499
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:36,860
I knew all along that
you couldn't protect a thing.
500
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:41,320
How I waited for this moment.
501
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:44,320
Just like you waited
for that one back then,
502
00:45:45,070 --> 00:45:46,740
I waited for the moment
503
00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:49,490
you would let your guard down,
504
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,900
hiding inside...
505
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,780
this dear pupil of yours.
506
00:46:18,650 --> 00:46:20,650
Shinpachi! Kagura!
507
00:46:23,740 --> 00:46:24,740
Damn it all!
508
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,530
Two years ago,
509
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:17,860
as you rejected me and the end,
I believe I gave you some advice.
510
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:21,570
So long as you live,
the tragedies will continue to occur.
511
00:47:22,530 --> 00:47:26,530
I can hear his voice extremely clearly.
512
00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:30,200
It says he wants to put an end...
513
00:47:33,150 --> 00:47:35,320
to anything and everything.
514
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,360
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
515
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,200
Let's end this...
516
00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:46,490
using our swords.
517
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,820
You still draw that twig?
518
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,280
Utsuro.
519
00:48:22,860 --> 00:48:26,860
We may have to put a bunch
of these twigs together to do it,
520
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,780
but we'll take back
what we lost that day.
521
00:48:30,740 --> 00:48:32,360
That's a promise.
522
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,030
It will happen.
523
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:49,740
Your little promise
has long been broken.
524
00:48:50,530 --> 00:48:54,200
By the very man you call your friend.
525
00:48:59,650 --> 00:49:00,650
Utsuro,
526
00:49:01,450 --> 00:49:05,070
no matter what tragedies
may befall that guy,
527
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:09,240
he's not the type to say
he wants to end things.
528
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:14,530
You know what he's more likely
to say at times like these?
529
00:49:14,860 --> 00:49:18,360
I'll simply destroy...
530
00:49:18,860 --> 00:49:24,700
this rotten world you
still walk freely upon.
531
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,570
Utsuro...
532
00:50:03,110 --> 00:50:06,650
You're not the only one in here.
533
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,490
Where is Shoyo?
534
00:50:22,110 --> 00:50:25,110
Where is his corpse?
535
00:50:27,570 --> 00:50:28,820
A corpse?
536
00:50:29,570 --> 00:50:31,700
There was never one
here to begin with.
537
00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:40,650
The one lying flat on the ground
538
00:50:41,490 --> 00:50:43,490
was you, Utsuro.
539
00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:00,280
Sensei...
540
00:51:00,860 --> 00:51:03,240
Problem student that I was,
541
00:51:03,450 --> 00:51:05,650
it seems I had some homework
left to do.
542
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,320
Go.
543
00:51:09,490 --> 00:51:11,240
Don't worry.
544
00:51:11,990 --> 00:51:14,400
You have many more students
545
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:17,450
than just us.
546
00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:33,570
I'll leave you to them.
547
00:51:40,490 --> 00:51:43,150
You aren't some immortal
monster anymore.
548
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:47,110
The moment you entered his body,
you were done for.
549
00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,650
I'll put an end to you
just like you wish, Utsuro.
550
00:51:53,030 --> 00:51:56,030
And end this ridiculous sob story
while I'm at it!
551
00:51:56,110 --> 00:51:58,780
But can you kill me?
552
00:51:59,570 --> 00:52:01,490
You wanted to save him, didn't you?
553
00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:03,860
You wanted to protect him, didn't you?
554
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:08,700
I learned that all too well
on our travels here.
555
00:52:09,110 --> 00:52:11,240
If you kill your master for your friends,
556
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,570
and then kill your friend
for your master...
557
00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:15,900
What will that leave you with?
558
00:52:16,490 --> 00:52:17,530
Nothing.
559
00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:21,700
You'll be nothing but a hollow void.
560
00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:29,240
Do you have what it takes
to live through that void?
561
00:52:40,900 --> 00:52:41,900
I...
562
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,570
I will never be empty inside.
563
00:52:53,150 --> 00:52:55,200
What I wanted to protect
564
00:52:57,070 --> 00:52:58,700
is right here with me.
565
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:57,320
Humans are hollow beings.
566
00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:02,070
But because they know that,
they take root in the hearts of others,
567
00:55:02,530 --> 00:55:05,530
never fading, even after death,
568
00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:10,740
and continue to live forever, is it?
569
00:55:37,650 --> 00:55:42,490
The score is now 246-247.
570
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,570
How the mighty have fallen.
571
00:55:47,450 --> 00:55:49,360
This was our last duel,
572
00:55:49,450 --> 00:55:53,400
but I let someone else
fight in my stead and lost.
573
00:55:56,570 --> 00:55:58,900
It was your sword
that took him down.
574
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:04,400
And the one who protected Shoyo
and me was you.
575
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,860
Nothing could feel worse than a victory
given to me out of pity.
576
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:17,700
I couldn't make you
cut Sensei down again.
577
00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:21,320
Compared to him,
578
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:24,360
I was a much
easier target, wasn't I?
579
00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:25,990
Yeah.
580
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,360
Ain't any other stupid mugs I've come
to love punching in as much as yours.
581
00:56:34,070 --> 00:56:36,150
It was the same when we were kids.
582
00:56:36,530 --> 00:56:38,650
We fought every time we met.
583
00:56:39,450 --> 00:56:43,900
I figured growing up
some would fix that,
584
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:48,780
but we remained brats all the way.
585
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:52,240
And in your case, you didn't even grow.
586
00:56:52,570 --> 00:56:53,650
I did.
587
00:56:56,070 --> 00:56:59,530
Maybe this is just
how we were fated to be.
588
00:57:00,650 --> 00:57:02,820
And that's not too bad.
589
00:57:03,650 --> 00:57:04,740
But, Takasugi,
590
00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:07,490
you know what?
591
00:57:09,110 --> 00:57:11,530
As much as we loved
to fight each other,
592
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,740
I would've...
593
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:25,900
loved to drink with you just as much.
594
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:37,450
That's not us.
595
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,990
Instead of wasting time on drinks,
596
00:57:40,570 --> 00:57:44,240
I would've used it to beat you
as many times as I could.
597
00:57:49,530 --> 00:57:52,530
But I'll give it a rest now.
598
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:54,450
Get going.
599
00:57:56,900 --> 00:57:58,700
You aren't empty.
600
00:57:59,490 --> 00:58:00,650
You still have...
601
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:06,780
plenty left to protect
with that thing, right?
602
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:09,450
Takasugi...
603
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:11,450
Gintoki,
604
00:58:12,450 --> 00:58:15,110
this crushed left eye of mine
605
00:58:16,110 --> 00:58:18,200
closed forever on that day,
606
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:21,490
with the last thing it saw
etched into the back of its eyelid.
607
00:58:22,990 --> 00:58:27,240
I've lived my life staring at your gloomy
face from back then,
608
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,900
and I'm sick of it.
609
00:58:30,490 --> 00:58:32,740
So at least when my right eye closes,
610
00:58:34,070 --> 00:58:38,070
don't go looking like
a goddamned fool.
611
00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:41,820
The kid...
612
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:47,070
who stood tall before
me when we first met,
613
00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:51,450
the man I always wanted to beat,
614
00:58:53,110 --> 00:58:56,820
the man I spent my whole life
chasing,
615
00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:02,320
is better than that, isn't he?
616
00:59:11,650 --> 00:59:14,860
Wait for me in hell, Takasugi.
617
00:59:15,860 --> 00:59:17,530
I won't let you run away.
618
00:59:18,150 --> 00:59:20,280
I'll beat you for sure next time.
619
00:59:21,530 --> 00:59:23,110
Bring it on...
620
01:00:28,490 --> 01:00:29,490
Oh no!
621
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:32,200
That ship sucked up too much Altana!
622
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:41,450
Why are you helping me?
623
01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:45,320
I am the root cause
of all this calamity.
624
01:00:45,740 --> 01:00:46,900
If you see someone in need,
625
01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:49,780
help them out and then scram
with all their money.
626
01:00:50,030 --> 01:00:53,490
That's what Gintoki Sakata
has taught us over the years.
627
01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:54,820
Besides...
628
01:00:54,990 --> 01:00:56,860
I've always wanted to talk to the person
629
01:00:57,110 --> 01:00:59,200
who made him who he is.
630
01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:02,900
No, it's the other way around.
631
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:15,110
If I hadn't met them, I would've
remained as empty as void.
632
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,900
They made me human.
633
01:01:30,860 --> 01:01:36,280
But my existence only served
to shackle them down.
634
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:41,650
I have no right
to call myself their teacher.
635
01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:42,900
Even so...
636
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,820
Even if everything you said is true,
637
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:50,200
it's because of you that
we got to meet Gintoki Sakata.
638
01:01:51,070 --> 01:01:52,820
I've always wanted to meet you
639
01:01:53,740 --> 01:01:54,990
and say...
640
01:01:55,820 --> 01:01:57,400
Thank you.
641
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,780
I'm sure Gin and the others
feel the same way.
642
01:02:04,570 --> 01:02:06,700
Gintoki! Takasugi!
643
01:02:07,110 --> 01:02:10,530
Do you hear me? Are you all right?
644
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:13,400
We've taken over Kuyo.
645
01:02:13,990 --> 01:02:15,780
The enemy is in tatters, too.
646
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,280
But the Terminal is still
running out of control.
647
01:02:19,570 --> 01:02:22,400
It's only a matter of time before
it collapses with this ship.
648
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:24,030
Get out of there at once!
649
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:26,450
Zura! Running away won't help!
650
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:31,700
If the Terminal goes down,
the Altana inside will go berserk.
651
01:02:31,990 --> 01:02:34,780
If worse comes to worst,
this entire planet could blow!
652
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:38,280
But... is there nothing we can do?
653
01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:43,240
Could you let me handle this?
654
01:02:43,740 --> 01:02:45,570
Who are you?
655
01:02:46,990 --> 01:02:49,110
I'll use the weapons
on-board this ship.
656
01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:54,450
I'll fire all the Altana it has mined
back down via the Terminal,
657
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,240
using the Altana within me.
658
01:02:58,700 --> 01:03:03,860
But even if that quells its rage,
the Terminal won't be left standing.
659
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:07,360
Can I ask you to handle
the evacuations,
660
01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:10,070
my school's biggest prodigy?
661
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:12,860
I know you can do it.
662
01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:15,490
You all should live on.
663
01:03:20,650 --> 01:03:22,150
All hands, evacuate!
664
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,780
We're getting out of the Terminal
as quickly as we can!
665
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,900
Zura! Use our ships!
666
01:03:28,530 --> 01:03:29,860
Well, there you have it.
667
01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:33,320
You should hurry up
and escape too.
668
01:03:34,570 --> 01:03:35,700
Shoyo-sensei!
669
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,700
It's so ironic.
670
01:03:39,610 --> 01:03:44,650
I hated my eternal life,
but now time is not on my side.
671
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:50,200
But that boy granted me
what little life I have left.
672
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:54,450
They have paved the path
to the future...
673
01:03:56,990 --> 01:04:00,280
You are that future,
and it falls upon me to protect you all.
674
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:23,360
Please last as long as you can, my life.
Every second counts.
675
01:04:23,740 --> 01:04:25,740
Mere seconds aren't enough.
676
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,450
But if we add up all our lives,
677
01:04:29,650 --> 01:04:32,650
we can buy you enough time
to see your stupid student's face.
678
01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:34,740
You kids...
679
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,780
We're sorry, but we really,
680
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:40,070
really can't just leave like that.
681
01:04:40,740 --> 01:04:41,900
Didn't I say that?
682
01:04:41,990 --> 01:04:44,900
Our job isn't complete
until we scram with all your money.
683
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:48,650
If the future's within our reach,
684
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,240
then we'll grab it and scram.
685
01:04:53,530 --> 01:04:55,070
That's the Odd Jobs way.
686
01:04:55,490 --> 01:04:57,150
Let us join you, then.
687
01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:59,070
This sect...
688
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:02,530
They'd been collecting
Altana from several planets
689
01:05:02,570 --> 01:05:04,990
to mass-produce their elixirs.
690
01:05:05,700 --> 01:05:09,490
If we fire it all in, then you'll
have time not just to see him,
691
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:12,110
but even smack your
stupid student on the head.
692
01:05:12,490 --> 01:05:14,400
Fire it all in? How, exactly?
693
01:05:15,030 --> 01:05:16,110
Just so you know,
694
01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:18,740
I can't operate anything other
than my outdated cellphone.
695
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:21,450
Modern tech's too overwhelming, right?
696
01:05:21,530 --> 01:05:23,740
Says the guy with the robot body.
697
01:05:23,900 --> 01:05:25,900
Well, leave that to me.
698
01:05:27,650 --> 01:05:29,570
Machines are the same as people.
699
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,900
When they don't listen to you,
700
01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:34,490
you kick their ass!
701
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,900
Hey, you crazies!
702
01:05:41,070 --> 01:05:43,780
All this violence
won't just get you blocked,
703
01:05:44,110 --> 01:05:46,700
it'll make even Siri snap
and start cussing us out!
704
01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:50,110
Oh, but all our feelings combined
are nothing to scoff at.
705
01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:53,400
Even without a cellphone,
they're sure to get through!
706
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:29,780
Hey.
707
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,280
You guys...
708
01:06:31,450 --> 01:06:33,820
Back on your feet.
Let's go!
709
01:06:35,990 --> 01:06:37,700
Gintoki, keep going.
710
01:06:38,110 --> 01:06:41,570
He... and the rest of the Odd Jobs
should be down that way.
711
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:45,780
If there's anything you've left undone,
take care of it at once.
712
01:06:46,820 --> 01:06:49,360
O Mister Shoka Sonjuku's
Biggest Prodigy,
713
01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:52,610
weren't you tasked with
getting everyone to safety?
714
01:06:52,990 --> 01:06:54,990
Everyone has evacuated already...
715
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,780
Other than you troublemakers, that is.
716
01:06:58,900 --> 01:07:01,070
Zura, Takasugi's...
717
01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:05,530
Perhaps Sensei didn't know...
718
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:11,320
that back then,
whenever you two got up to mischief,
719
01:07:11,570 --> 01:07:14,400
there was another troublemaker
720
01:07:14,570 --> 01:07:17,450
cleaning up your messes.
721
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,570
Isn't that right, Gintoki?
722
01:07:23,490 --> 01:07:26,990
If he... If you two are getting up
to one last act of mischief,
723
01:07:27,570 --> 01:07:32,570
then I can't leave this place
until I've cleaned up your mess.
724
01:07:34,110 --> 01:07:35,400
Zura...
725
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:38,700
Live or die, we're in this together, eh?
726
01:07:39,110 --> 01:07:42,860
Then you have to make sure
you come back alive, eh, Gintoki?
727
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,280
Relax!
728
01:07:44,740 --> 01:07:48,740
I'll rescue you from the depths of Hell
if I have to.
729
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:50,280
So...
730
01:07:51,450 --> 01:07:53,530
Go raise all the hell you want...
731
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,200
- Including our fallen friend's share!
- Including our fallen friend's share!
732
01:08:08,110 --> 01:08:09,490
Sogo!
733
01:08:42,570 --> 01:08:46,490
- Go!
- Go!
734
01:09:03,150 --> 01:09:07,490
Shoyo, I've always wanted
to show you this.
735
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:12,240
A lot's happened
since back then, and now...
736
01:09:16,450 --> 01:09:19,450
I run an Odd Jobs business
with these guys.
737
01:09:25,450 --> 01:09:28,030
Yes, I got a good look,
738
01:09:28,570 --> 01:09:30,990
Odd Jobs Gintoki Sakata...
739
01:09:32,650 --> 01:09:35,650
You've grown into a fine man.
740
01:10:16,490 --> 01:10:17,570
Gintoki.
741
01:10:18,900 --> 01:10:23,280
The people here must be to you
what you were to me.
742
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:29,030
Just as the eternal monster
from that day
743
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:33,530
became human by meeting
you... meeting you kids,
744
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:40,820
the little monster with
the sad eyes from that day
745
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:45,450
has also become human, hasn't he?
746
01:11:18,700 --> 01:11:21,700
Data transfer complete.
747
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,900
Good morning, Fuyo No. 0.
748
01:11:33,150 --> 01:11:34,610
Where am I?
749
01:11:35,150 --> 01:11:37,570
Master Gengai's robot warehouse.
750
01:11:38,530 --> 01:11:43,030
You were damaged in the war
and fell into a lengthy sleep.
751
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:45,530
I'm your clone,
752
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:48,990
and during that time,
I collected all the data for you.
753
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:50,360
My name is Tamako.
754
01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:52,280
I'm very sorry...
755
01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:56,700
It seems my circuitry
is still a bit awry.
756
01:11:59,070 --> 01:12:01,900
How long did I spend asleep?
757
01:12:01,940 --> 01:12:03,060
Part 3:
758
01:12:03,190 --> 01:12:07,270
Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can Be Trusted
759
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:17,990
Is this really Edo?
760
01:12:18,360 --> 01:12:20,900
No, it is called Tokyo now.
761
01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:23,450
Following the war,
762
01:12:23,530 --> 01:12:26,820
Edo was reborn and entered
a period of sustained development.
763
01:12:27,650 --> 01:12:29,570
But Tokyo wouldn't be what it is today
764
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:32,360
without the efforts you all put in.
765
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:35,900
So the world has returned to peace.
766
01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:39,230
Welcome to Kabuki First District!
767
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,240
But...
768
01:12:41,780 --> 01:12:45,570
It no longer appears to be
the world I know.
769
01:12:50,570 --> 01:12:53,200
What became of everyone
after the war?
770
01:12:53,780 --> 01:12:56,700
You already know the answer to that.
771
01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,280
What?
772
01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:11,700
Tama.
773
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:13,400
Tama?
774
01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:15,490
Shinpachi!
775
01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:19,110
When you finally wake up
776
01:13:19,570 --> 01:13:22,900
and obtain this data, who knows
how much time will have passed?
777
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:31,030
Just what did we fight against?
778
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:33,030
What did we defeat?
779
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:35,240
Or were we defeated ourselves?
780
01:13:35,990 --> 01:13:39,740
There's still no clear answer to that,
but we did make it back.
781
01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:41,700
Back to Edo,
782
01:13:42,490 --> 01:13:43,860
and back to our usual
lives.
783
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:51,360
But when I saw Gin's slightly
sad smile,
784
01:13:51,900 --> 01:13:53,780
I started to fully realize...
785
01:13:54,610 --> 01:13:56,740
the significance of the things
we'd regained
786
01:13:57,820 --> 01:13:59,820
and the things we'd lost.
787
01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:14,360
I wonder...
788
01:14:14,650 --> 01:14:15,900
if he'll be back...
789
01:14:20,360 --> 01:14:22,450
Where do you think you're sleeping, Gin?
790
01:14:22,570 --> 01:14:24,030
Ugh! I stepped on his puke!
791
01:14:24,200 --> 01:14:26,240
I was wondering
where you'd run off to,
792
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:28,240
and you were out drinking
it up again?!
793
01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:31,900
Shut up. This is my own place.
794
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:35,650
I'm free to come home when I want
and puke where I want.
795
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:38,360
Hey! Don't make an even bigger mess—
796
01:14:40,490 --> 01:14:43,900
- I see.
- Who said you can take my seat?
797
01:14:44,200 --> 01:14:45,360
What are you talking about?
798
01:14:45,490 --> 01:14:48,740
I'm the leader because I kept Odd Jobs
going while you guys were away!
799
01:14:48,900 --> 01:14:51,820
And you're starting over as a lackey!
This was your idea!
800
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:53,400
I said nothing of the sort.
801
01:14:53,530 --> 01:14:56,490
You were the one who said
you'd start over as a glasses frame.
802
01:14:56,780 --> 01:15:00,780
I did not say that! I think you need
to start over from your dad's skin!
803
01:15:00,900 --> 01:15:03,740
You go start over from
your old man's glasses case.
804
01:15:03,820 --> 01:15:05,570
That'd just make me
my old man's glasses!
805
01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:06,900
And just sleep in your bed...
806
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,740
Don't just waltz into a lady's room!
807
01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:12,360
How many times
do I need to tell you?
808
01:15:12,490 --> 01:15:14,780
Since I came back second, I'm the COO,
809
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:16,200
and this is my room now!
810
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,990
Uh, COO? You blew away the
CEO too, you know?
811
01:15:20,780 --> 01:15:25,240
CEOs everywhere are just figureheads.
They're all Lay-Z good for nothings.
812
01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:28,570
The real power rests in the hands
of strong women like Goriki and myself.
813
01:15:29,110 --> 01:15:31,900
Might just makes right wherever you go.
814
01:15:32,030 --> 01:15:34,070
Goriki and you are very
different definitions of strong!
815
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:35,650
And she was never a COO!
816
01:15:35,740 --> 01:15:38,900
Put that worthless fool
in the closet where he belongs.
817
01:15:40,490 --> 01:15:42,740
Uh, Goriki Muscles-Carter,
the closet was a no-go too.
818
01:15:43,030 --> 01:15:45,610
Damn it! Knock it off, you louts!
819
01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:47,570
Where do I belong in this place, then?
820
01:15:47,650 --> 01:15:50,360
Guess I'll go ahead
and mark all my spots.
821
01:15:50,780 --> 01:15:52,700
You wanna die, lackey?
822
01:15:53,030 --> 01:15:55,900
But still, we remain the same as always,
823
01:15:56,320 --> 01:16:00,110
and it must be because
all four of us are back together again.
824
01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:06,780
Good grief.
825
01:16:07,110 --> 01:16:10,320
I was hoping you'd have made a bunch
of money to pay off your rent,
826
01:16:10,570 --> 01:16:13,280
but it looks like two years passed
827
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,570
while you were sitting
around picking your nose.
828
01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:18,650
I'll let the new CEO handle the rent.
829
01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:21,900
Could you not force me into the role
whenever things go south?
830
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:23,900
Leave it to me, your leader.
831
01:16:24,070 --> 01:16:26,570
I'll handle the right nostril,
and Gin can take the left one.
832
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,860
Shinpachi can do the rest.
833
01:16:27,900 --> 01:16:30,530
Do something other
than picking your nose!
834
01:16:30,650 --> 01:16:35,150
Idiots. And here I thought
Shinpachi and Kagura had grown.
835
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:39,900
But the moment you come back,
they're right back to square one.
836
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:45,150
One bad apple can
spoil the barrel, as they say.
837
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:48,490
I'd rather be one of those sweet
canned apples than one in a barrel.
838
01:16:48,650 --> 01:16:49,900
Makes sense.
839
01:16:50,030 --> 01:16:51,110
If you're locked up in the can,
840
01:16:51,150 --> 01:16:53,280
you can go bad and it
won't affect the whole.
841
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,650
Can we stop assuming
that I'm a bad apple?
842
01:16:56,150 --> 01:16:58,320
Everyone busted our balls,
843
01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:01,700
but nobody asked any questions
about why we came back here.
844
01:17:04,490 --> 01:17:06,490
Because the answer's already obvious.
845
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,320
Let me ask you a question in turn.
846
01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:13,360
Why do I travel across space
to come see you here?
847
01:17:13,650 --> 01:17:15,860
- Because you're bald.
- Leave my scalp alone.
848
01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,570
Or maybe it's because...
849
01:17:18,740 --> 01:17:21,030
- you're bald.
- Again, that's not it.
850
01:17:21,700 --> 01:17:23,400
There's no particular reason.
851
01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:27,400
You don't need one to see family.
852
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:29,740
This is the same.
853
01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:33,490
If you want to stay here
and be Odd Jobs again,
854
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:36,450
you don't need a reason anymore.
855
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:41,280
But that's also why
that disastrous brother of yours
856
01:17:41,610 --> 01:17:43,610
might show up here without a reason.
857
01:17:44,490 --> 01:17:48,650
Kagura said Umibozu looked a little sad
as he left with those words...
858
01:17:49,030 --> 01:17:51,650
and pretty damn bald.
859
01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:54,360
Well, whatever.
860
01:17:54,530 --> 01:17:57,530
I won't complain as long you as pay rent.
861
01:17:58,110 --> 01:18:00,200
They say we've entered
a new era and all.
862
01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:03,240
Surely there'll be some
good news to kick it off.
863
01:18:03,650 --> 01:18:05,860
Have a look at this.
864
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,810
EDO News
865
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:05,810
Rebuilding the Terminal
866
01:18:06,280 --> 01:18:09,400
Can you believe how well
the rebuild of the Terminal is going?
867
01:18:09,990 --> 01:18:12,150
No matter how many
obstacles we have to face,
868
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:14,360
as long as we never give up,
869
01:18:14,860 --> 01:18:18,110
we should be able to get back up
as many times as it takes.
870
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:20,400
So please, everyone...
871
01:18:20,490 --> 01:18:23,200
Princess Soyo, I hate to interrupt,
but we're here to ask you
872
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,530
about the assassination of
former PM, Donald Zuramp.
873
01:18:26,570 --> 01:18:30,860
Rumors say you masterminded it.
Is it true?
874
01:18:36,740 --> 01:18:39,360
If you believe the princess
to be the kind of person
875
01:18:39,450 --> 01:18:41,200
to kill those in her way,
876
01:18:41,610 --> 01:18:45,900
then you stand here ready
to die, I take it?
877
01:18:46,070 --> 01:18:47,280
Nobume...
878
01:18:47,860 --> 01:18:51,570
A-An assassin!
Those rumors were true!
879
01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:55,820
Edo only managed to get back on its feet
880
01:18:56,150 --> 01:18:57,610
thanks to these girls.
881
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:00,570
Actually, I'm sure they had on their side
882
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:03,240
those three men, and...
883
01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,400
One more person.
884
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,650
You fools!
885
01:19:08,860 --> 01:19:13,400
These little girls could never
do the great Zuramp in!
886
01:19:13,860 --> 01:19:17,780
That man continues to watch over
this nation as a heroic spirit!
887
01:19:18,150 --> 01:19:19,450
Never forget!
888
01:19:19,530 --> 01:19:22,030
If you stray from the right path,
889
01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:24,780
I will return to punish you!
890
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:29,610
- I am the Heroic Patriot ObaZ!
- Heroic Patriot ObaZ
891
01:19:30,030 --> 01:19:32,280
And so, Katsura died.
892
01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:34,780
Don't take over the narration
and kill people off!
893
01:19:34,990 --> 01:19:37,610
We don't even know that's Katsura!
894
01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:39,240
It's obviously him, though!
895
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:42,610
That idiot's already braindead.
Let him go.
896
01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:45,860
And this... narration thing
you've been doing? When's that gonna end?
897
01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:48,490
You heard all that?
Talk about embarrassing!
898
01:19:48,570 --> 01:19:52,200
No, I just wanted to make something
to tell Tama what happened.
899
01:19:52,740 --> 01:19:56,530
You trying to forcefully wrap up
this story with a sappy narration?
900
01:19:56,820 --> 01:19:58,450
Too long; didn't listen.
901
01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:00,700
You need to keep these things concise.
902
01:20:02,570 --> 01:20:03,570
Tama.
903
01:20:04,110 --> 01:20:05,780
A lot's happened since then,
904
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,530
but I just want you to know this...
905
01:20:10,780 --> 01:20:13,450
- Everybody died.
- Don't take the easy way out!
906
01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:16,200
What's the problem?
Everyone dies eventually.
907
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,570
It's too lazy!
908
01:20:17,650 --> 01:20:20,450
Tama will want more details
on what happened!
909
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:22,570
Shinpachi's right.
910
01:20:23,070 --> 01:20:25,570
Everything that happened
while she wasn't around,
911
01:20:25,700 --> 01:20:27,110
and the emotions we felt...
912
01:20:27,450 --> 01:20:29,570
I want her to know all of it.
913
01:20:31,780 --> 01:20:33,490
The egg rolls were yum.
914
01:20:33,570 --> 01:20:35,280
Nobody gives a solitary shit!
915
01:20:36,530 --> 01:20:38,240
I hope you saw all that.
916
01:20:39,110 --> 01:20:41,450
"Without supervision,
people will even stoop
917
01:20:41,570 --> 01:20:42,900
- to falsifying endings."
- Who?
918
01:20:42,900 --> 01:20:44,320
Not me!
919
01:20:44,820 --> 01:20:47,070
Society needs watchful eyes
920
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:50,070
that can monitor people
and nations across eras.
921
01:20:50,280 --> 01:20:52,900
And the only one capable
of that is the Heroic Spirit...
922
01:20:53,150 --> 01:20:54,990
ObaZ, and ObaZ alone!
923
01:20:59,990 --> 01:21:03,150
We ignore him,
and he even sneaks in here?
924
01:21:03,320 --> 01:21:05,610
Either way, that takes care
of one problem.
925
01:21:05,740 --> 01:21:06,990
Who's next?
926
01:21:07,070 --> 01:21:09,740
Quit trying to force
an everbody died ending!
927
01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:11,200
And that...
928
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:13,200
would be the last time
he played the straight man.
929
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:14,820
I'm not dead!
930
01:21:15,900 --> 01:21:18,360
Don't worry! I'm not handing
over the narration!
931
01:21:18,990 --> 01:21:21,610
The Zuramp Administration handed
things over to the next generation,
932
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:26,700
and with that, the Shinsengumi
returned to power.
933
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,780
I'd like to say, Welcome back,
934
01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:32,780
but what you've returned to...
935
01:21:33,530 --> 01:21:34,900
is a warzone.
936
01:21:35,700 --> 01:21:37,700
Are you prepared to die?
937
01:21:39,570 --> 01:21:43,490
Then drink until you drop!
938
01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:51,610
There are no breaks in their war.
939
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,900
A life like that can get
overwhelming at times,
940
01:21:56,110 --> 01:21:59,530
but they'll be fine,
because they have her.
941
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:03,900
The woman who once rebuffed
all the moves Kondo tried on her
942
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:07,280
now supports him wholly in both
his professional and personal life.
943
01:22:07,990 --> 01:22:12,610
I'm a little saddened by that,
but I'll accept it for Sis's happiness.
944
01:22:13,570 --> 01:22:15,740
Ah, maybe I have
grown from boy to man.
945
01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,030
Have a taste of the straight
man's comeback, then!
946
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:23,490
Are you the one bullshiting the narration?
947
01:22:23,570 --> 01:22:24,900
Just kidding.
948
01:22:25,110 --> 01:22:26,990
It's just, when I see my
future brother-in-law,
949
01:22:27,280 --> 01:22:28,650
I get this urge to play around with him.
950
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:30,530
Stop that. I'm right here.
951
01:22:30,780 --> 01:22:32,700
And you, Sis!
952
01:22:32,900 --> 01:22:35,400
Why are you going along
with the fake narration?
953
01:22:35,490 --> 01:22:37,900
Huh? I did nothing of the sort.
954
01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:39,860
I was just...
955
01:22:46,530 --> 01:22:47,900
Yo, Gorilla.
956
01:22:48,570 --> 01:22:50,030
Didn't I say you'd
have to pay triple price
957
01:22:50,070 --> 01:22:52,530
if you showed your face here again?
958
01:22:52,650 --> 01:22:55,450
You were saying some crazy things
during the narration!
959
01:22:55,650 --> 01:22:56,570
Yes.
960
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:59,780
My wallet—No, the government's coffers...
961
01:23:00,070 --> 01:23:01,530
belong to you now.
962
01:23:01,780 --> 01:23:03,240
Take this.
963
01:23:03,450 --> 01:23:05,360
It's a B'z concert ticket.
964
01:23:05,570 --> 01:23:08,740
Damn, Gorilla, you're naughty.
965
01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:10,450
Not as much as you, Otae.
966
01:23:10,570 --> 01:23:12,990
This is just footage
of official corruption!
967
01:23:13,150 --> 01:23:14,990
You used the narration to hide it, huh?
968
01:23:15,110 --> 01:23:17,570
Hey. You ate up all that screen time,
969
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:21,240
and what you did is still stupid,
what did you do, idiots?
970
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:24,610
Master, that was a bit better, no?
971
01:23:25,450 --> 01:23:28,320
I don't need a fake narration,
972
01:23:29,030 --> 01:23:30,700
as long as I have this.
973
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:34,360
You're wrapping things up?
Okay, you get one minute.
974
01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,100
Special Police Shinsengumi
975
01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:39,070
Things went back
to how they used to be.
976
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:40,740
But that only signaled...
977
01:23:40,860 --> 01:23:44,860
the start of a new battle
for the Shinsengumi.
978
01:23:45,070 --> 01:23:46,360
Special: Shinsengumi Kenpucho
979
01:23:46,490 --> 01:23:49,400
Forget ending, we're getting
a new preview!
980
01:23:49,780 --> 01:23:51,860
What is the Shinsengumi's new battle?
981
01:23:52,030 --> 01:23:53,700
Who is their new foe?
982
01:23:53,780 --> 01:23:56,400
That's not new at all!
We saw him earlier!
983
01:23:56,570 --> 01:23:58,490
What is the Shinsengumi's new weapon?
984
01:23:58,480 --> 01:23:59,600
Sagaru Yamazaki Develops...
985
01:23:58,530 --> 01:23:59,650
- Hey, what happened...
986
01:23:59,650 --> 01:24:00,670
108 split personalities when revived!
987
01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:01,200
- to Blandy?
988
01:24:02,650 --> 01:24:06,030
It ain't easy being Vice Chief, huh?
989
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:09,490
But I'll keep the Shinsengumi going,
990
01:24:09,820 --> 01:24:11,780
just like you would have...
991
01:24:12,820 --> 01:24:13,860
Hijikata...
992
01:24:14,240 --> 01:24:17,030
You're falsifying the narration too?
993
01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:19,700
What do you louts think
you're doing instead of working?
994
01:24:19,820 --> 01:24:22,280
Kill yourselves to atone
for your lack of discipline!
995
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:25,490
Hijikata, everything's over
after this movie.
996
01:24:25,780 --> 01:24:27,700
We won't get paid for any extra work.
997
01:24:28,070 --> 01:24:29,490
I mean, just look at Yamazaki.
998
01:24:29,740 --> 01:24:32,200
He's playing mechabaddi
with the Mechazakis.
999
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:34,990
Again... What the hell is mechabaddi?
1000
01:24:35,030 --> 01:24:37,400
What the hell are Mechazakis?!
1001
01:24:37,530 --> 01:24:38,900
Vice Chief, Vice Chief!
1002
01:24:39,110 --> 01:24:42,280
We get that none of you guys
have any idea how to wrap things up.
1003
01:24:42,450 --> 01:24:43,740
Just take this.
1004
01:24:44,530 --> 01:24:45,700
Now pose.
1005
01:24:46,650 --> 01:24:47,900
Good. Keep it up.
1006
01:24:54,450 --> 01:24:55,860
Don't just walk away!
1007
01:24:56,200 --> 01:24:58,360
Why the hell did you make me do this?
1008
01:24:58,450 --> 01:25:00,860
The Shinsengumi was... y'know.
1009
01:25:00,990 --> 01:25:04,280
"Y'know" what? Who sums
anything up like that?
1010
01:25:04,570 --> 01:25:07,740
Don't be so on edge, Hijikata.
1011
01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:09,450
This is the end. Take it easy.
1012
01:25:09,530 --> 01:25:11,650
There is no end to the police's job!
1013
01:25:11,780 --> 01:25:12,860
I see.
1014
01:25:12,900 --> 01:25:15,110
So it's the police's job
to shout and cause mayhem
1015
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,780
at a private establishment?
1016
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:19,860
If so, then I shall do my job as well.
1017
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:21,320
Kyubei...
1018
01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:24,900
Go on, then. What is your job?
1019
01:25:25,110 --> 01:25:26,650
Why don't you show me...
1020
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:28,360
Fruit platter.
1021
01:25:28,450 --> 01:25:30,700
- Say aah.
- Aah.
1022
01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:32,650
Wait, your job's cabaret girl?!
1023
01:25:32,740 --> 01:25:36,650
When I invited her to come hang out,
she insisted on helping.
1024
01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:40,360
I came up with a way to serve men
without approaching them.
1025
01:25:40,740 --> 01:25:42,650
I can be ranked number one with this!
1026
01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:44,900
Don't make a girl who measures
personal space with her sword
1027
01:25:45,030 --> 01:25:46,860
serve patrons!
1028
01:25:47,070 --> 01:25:48,400
It's a sales tactic.
1029
01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:51,570
In Yoshiwara,
they often play hard-to-get,
1030
01:25:51,780 --> 01:25:54,530
making the customers
more obsessed with them!
1031
01:25:59,110 --> 01:26:01,070
Otae.
Cleanup completed.
1032
01:26:01,150 --> 01:26:03,990
Forget hard-to-get,
this is hard-to-survive!
1033
01:26:05,030 --> 01:26:06,650
Gin... You can't...
1034
01:26:06,780 --> 01:26:10,400
And I have zero idea
what this idiot's trying to do!
1035
01:26:10,490 --> 01:26:13,320
Hey, I came to hang out like you asked,
1036
01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:15,490
but there are no uggos here.
1037
01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:18,320
There's your order.
1038
01:26:18,700 --> 01:26:20,320
Tsukky! Kyu!
1039
01:26:20,490 --> 01:26:21,610
Kagura.
1040
01:26:21,820 --> 01:26:23,200
Have you been well?
1041
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:25,740
Yup! You were all here, huh?
1042
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:28,030
Yes. All of us.
1043
01:26:30,900 --> 01:26:33,450
Talk about a self-centered bunch.
1044
01:26:33,900 --> 01:26:36,490
They all show up to bask
in the ending's spotlight.
1045
01:26:37,740 --> 01:26:40,820
But now, we can wrap up
all their stories in the narration.
1046
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,650
How do we do that, exactly?
1047
01:26:43,900 --> 01:26:46,400
Everybody got black-out
drunk together?
1048
01:26:46,700 --> 01:26:48,150
Hey, that doesn't sound too bad.
1049
01:26:48,280 --> 01:26:50,530
It suits us perfectly, does it not?
1050
01:26:52,650 --> 01:26:54,570
Yeah... Same as always.
1051
01:26:55,530 --> 01:26:58,900
That might just be the perfect
phrase for us.
1052
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:01,280
Come on, keep it together!
1053
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:04,780
Hey! What makes you think I'm not?
1054
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:09,450
Want me to list all of Dragon Ball's
adversaries to prove it
1055
01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:12,780
By saying that,
you already proved that you don't!
1056
01:27:13,360 --> 01:27:15,280
Doctor G—
1057
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,700
Hey, lady.
1058
01:27:17,110 --> 01:27:18,900
Ten more of this.
1059
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:21,610
Come on, give it a rest.
1060
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:25,570
We're poor now.
We don't have any backers.
1061
01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:28,320
But food on Earth is so good.
1062
01:27:28,740 --> 01:27:32,280
Besides, they say you can't
fight on an empty stomach.
1063
01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,900
Fight? We can't afford to.
1064
01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:39,780
Then... I'll look forward
to when we can.
1065
01:27:39,990 --> 01:27:41,320
Here, lady.
1066
01:27:43,570 --> 01:27:46,280
Next time, I'll come to feast
on Earth itself.
1067
01:27:46,650 --> 01:27:49,900
Yeesh. That's some big words.
1068
01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,780
Dream big, money or no money.
1069
01:27:53,150 --> 01:27:55,200
You nincompoop.
1070
01:27:56,650 --> 01:27:58,860
- G-Good job noticing us!
- "Well done!"
1071
01:27:58,850 --> 01:28:00,110
(lol)
1072
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:10,290
Odd Jobs Gin
1073
01:28:10,350 --> 01:28:11,190
From Tatsuma Sakamoto
1074
01:28:11,190 --> 01:28:13,290
From Tatsuma Sakamoto
1075
01:28:13,530 --> 01:28:16,900
"We haven't talked in a while."
1076
01:28:17,030 --> 01:28:19,200
"How have you been,"
1077
01:28:19,490 --> 01:28:20,900
"Peentoki?"
1078
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:25,110
"I'm flying across
the universe as always."
1079
01:28:25,700 --> 01:28:28,110
"Space really is the best."
1080
01:28:28,360 --> 01:28:32,240
"You should join me
on a trip sometime, Cuntoki."
1081
01:28:32,900 --> 01:28:35,030
"The reason I'm writing to you"
1082
01:28:35,360 --> 01:28:38,450
"is because I have something to say."
1083
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:41,110
"That day,"
1084
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:45,400
"I promised to rescue you all,"
1085
01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:48,030
"but when I saw
the Terminal crumble down,"
1086
01:28:48,150 --> 01:28:51,030
"'they ded lololol'"
1087
01:28:51,570 --> 01:28:53,240
"was my first thought."
1088
01:28:57,900 --> 01:29:00,070
"I don't mean this as consolation
or anything."
1089
01:29:00,280 --> 01:29:05,280
"I truly believe he saved you back then."
1090
01:29:06,320 --> 01:29:09,280
"So you don't need to
beat yourself up over it."
1091
01:29:09,820 --> 01:29:14,110
"Your teacher's soul lives on
everywhere on Earth,"
1092
01:29:14,360 --> 01:29:18,240
"and he continues
to watch over you, I'm sure."
1093
01:29:19,110 --> 01:29:21,320
"To my beloved friend,"
1094
01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:23,990
"Peencunfuku."
1095
01:29:24,740 --> 01:29:28,740
"P.S. here's something I heard
when I ran into Zura the other day."
1096
01:29:29,150 --> 01:29:33,110
"The remnants of the Kiheitai
are making strange moves, it seems."
1097
01:29:34,570 --> 01:29:35,990
"The gates?"
1098
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:37,280
"Indeed."
1099
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,450
"Who do you think you're mimicking?"
1100
01:29:39,860 --> 01:29:45,240
"She probably couldn't stand the fact
that she was so powerless."
1101
01:29:46,650 --> 01:29:48,570
"But she was thankful"
1102
01:29:48,860 --> 01:29:53,240
"that she could see him smile again
after he was a prisoner was so long."
1103
01:29:56,570 --> 01:29:57,990
"And she says..."
1104
01:29:58,150 --> 01:30:01,150
"it's her turn now."
1105
01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:07,320
"There is no chance of him
coming back to life like Utsuro did."
1106
01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:10,200
"That was a miracle which only occurred"
1107
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:12,650
"because Utsuro was born from Altana."
1108
01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:15,900
"That's just fine."
1109
01:30:16,530 --> 01:30:18,070
"This is how we,"
1110
01:30:19,150 --> 01:30:21,860
"the Kiheitai, atone for our sins."
1111
01:30:23,570 --> 01:30:26,110
"Takechi... You too?"
1112
01:30:27,320 --> 01:30:29,320
"You're abandoning me too?"
1113
01:30:40,570 --> 01:30:42,700
"Here's what I believe."
1114
01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:46,490
"Miracles aren't real."
1115
01:31:04,150 --> 01:31:06,740
"When a teacher
protects his student,"
1116
01:31:11,070 --> 01:31:13,110
"you can't call that a miracle."
1117
01:31:18,070 --> 01:31:19,610
"That's..."
1118
01:31:19,780 --> 01:31:22,320
"just what they do."
1119
01:31:26,810 --> 01:31:27,900
Ken
Shimura
1120
01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:28,430
Ken
Shimura
1121
01:31:28,430 --> 01:31:28,900
Ken
Shimura
1122
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:29,200
Ken
Shimura
1123
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,110
Oh, you're here?
1124
01:31:33,990 --> 01:31:36,990
It's been a while since
we came to see Father together.
1125
01:31:37,990 --> 01:31:39,820
Do you have any news for him?
1126
01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:41,200
Nah.
1127
01:31:41,280 --> 01:31:44,820
As he died, our father lamented
the state of Edo's skies,
1128
01:31:52,200 --> 01:31:56,570
but to me, even these same old skies
look a tad different now.
1129
01:32:04,780 --> 01:32:08,240
After all, we know...
1130
01:32:09,450 --> 01:32:12,570
that the people we care about
live under these skies.
1131
01:32:19,900 --> 01:32:22,320
They might get cloudy at times,
1132
01:32:22,900 --> 01:32:24,900
but in our hearts...
1133
01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:30,740
Beneath my skies live
all the people I love so much.
1134
01:32:44,530 --> 01:32:45,530
So, Tama,
1135
01:32:46,280 --> 01:32:50,200
even if you find yourself
beneath unfamiliar skies,
1136
01:32:51,570 --> 01:32:52,990
please don't cry.
1137
01:32:54,070 --> 01:32:57,900
We'll always remain
in your heart with you.
1138
01:32:59,490 --> 01:33:01,490
And if you'll believe in that,
1139
01:33:02,990 --> 01:33:04,700
then I'm sure...
1140
01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:07,570
we'll come to you
and wipe your tears away.
1141
01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,900
Odd Jobs Gin
1142
01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:13,900
Snack Otose
1143
01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:27,990
Let's keep going.
1144
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:36,700
-After that, these girls went on
to live as citizens of the modern age.
1145
01:33:37,360 --> 01:33:39,900
The world was entering
a golden age of technology.
1146
01:33:40,280 --> 01:33:44,280
Machines, and not people,
were to be the new leaders.
1147
01:33:46,150 --> 01:33:48,900
These girls were robots,
so they lived happy lives.
1148
01:33:50,650 --> 01:33:52,650
And humans...
1149
01:33:53,780 --> 01:33:55,360
ended up unemployed.
1150
01:33:55,650 --> 01:33:57,570
Each and every one of them.
1151
01:33:57,820 --> 01:34:01,740
If nobody has a job, they can't call
anyone out for being unemployed.
1152
01:34:01,900 --> 01:34:03,530
The jobless will blend in.
1153
01:34:03,700 --> 01:34:06,700
Everyone will be happy.
1154
01:34:06,900 --> 01:34:10,360
Every single person... can be happy...
1155
01:34:10,490 --> 01:34:12,280
Mister Hasegawa?
1156
01:34:12,610 --> 01:34:14,570
Why's he here in the future?
1157
01:34:16,570 --> 01:34:20,400
Tamako, let me tell you
how this story really ends.
1158
01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,850
Unemployed State: Dangerously Drunk
1159
01:34:20,490 --> 01:34:22,900
Edo's going to turn into... hic...
1160
01:34:23,990 --> 01:34:27,700
Number 0... the data I gave you
might have contained
1161
01:34:27,780 --> 01:34:29,240
some massive errors!
1162
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:30,700
Massive errors?
1163
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:37,700
- You're bullshitting the narration too?
- You're bullshitting the narration too?
1164
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:40,900
What the hell did you tell Tamako?!
1165
01:34:40,990 --> 01:34:42,110
No!
1166
01:34:42,450 --> 01:34:45,900
I was just saying how hard it was to
find work after I quit being the hero...
1167
01:34:46,110 --> 01:34:49,990
My apologies. This world we perceived
1168
01:34:50,150 --> 01:34:53,860
was bugged out by the inclusion
of Hasegawa's data.
1169
01:34:57,570 --> 01:34:59,320
The real world...
1170
01:35:05,110 --> 01:35:06,900
-Hey. Good morning.
1171
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,490
You still look half-asleep.
1172
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,490
Whatever.
1173
01:35:13,650 --> 01:35:16,240
We've got some urgent work
to take care of.
1174
01:35:16,820 --> 01:35:18,450
Let's catch up later.
1175
01:35:18,700 --> 01:35:20,530
Huh? Wait, Gin!
1176
01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:26,820
Oh, and... you don't need us to
wipe those tears away, right?
1177
01:35:28,150 --> 01:35:32,320
Looks like the clouds upstairs
have stopped crying, too.
1178
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:35,150
The skies have cleared up.
1179
01:35:39,240 --> 01:35:40,400
Let's go.
1180
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,400
Hey, Gin, where are we going?
1181
01:35:49,530 --> 01:35:51,400
What's this urgent work we have?
1182
01:35:51,990 --> 01:35:54,700
- What was it?
- You forgot? Wasn't it urgent?!
1183
01:35:54,820 --> 01:35:56,360
What was it, Leader?
1184
01:35:56,490 --> 01:35:57,610
Beats me.
1185
01:35:57,780 --> 01:36:00,280
Well, hey, it doesn't matter what.
1186
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,990
After all,
1187
01:36:05,030 --> 01:36:06,650
we're the Odd Jobs!
1188
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:24,120
GINTAMA
The final
1189
01:40:04,070 --> 01:40:06,700
- "Teach us, Ginpachi-sensei"
- Class 3-Z...
1190
01:40:06,990 --> 01:40:09,990
Teach us, Ginpachi-sensei!
1191
01:40:10,490 --> 01:40:13,280
Stand, bow, take your seats.
1192
01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:14,780
Listen up, kids.
1193
01:40:14,900 --> 01:40:17,240
Both the manga and movie
have reached the final chapter.
1194
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:20,700
So you guys, who'd been repeating
year after year, finally get to graduate too.
1195
01:40:20,820 --> 01:40:24,150
On that note, say hello to the new
transfer student, Hideaki Sorachi.
1196
01:40:24,570 --> 01:40:27,860
He says you can ask him
anything right now and he'll answer.
1197
01:40:28,200 --> 01:40:31,320
Sensei! How are we supposed to
communite with a gorilla?!
1198
01:40:31,490 --> 01:40:33,860
What's he saying?
All I hear is "ooh".
1199
01:40:34,320 --> 01:40:35,400
- Me too?
- Sensei,
1200
01:40:35,610 --> 01:40:39,150
a place with multiple gorillas
is a zoo, not a school.
1201
01:40:39,280 --> 01:40:40,900
- May I go home?
-Okay, I get it.
1202
01:40:41,030 --> 01:40:43,070
Kondo, Sorachi, and Otae,
go home to your cages now.
1203
01:40:44,450 --> 01:40:45,450
Excuse me.
1204
01:40:45,650 --> 01:40:48,150
I can interpret for you
if you'd like, Sensei.
1205
01:40:48,280 --> 01:40:49,610
You're the Sensei, Shoyo.
1206
01:40:49,740 --> 01:40:51,900
As someone who's been
repeating eternity,
1207
01:40:52,070 --> 01:40:53,820
I can understand their language.
1208
01:40:53,900 --> 01:40:56,200
A guy who repeats forever
is just an idiot, Shoyo.
1209
01:40:56,320 --> 01:40:57,900
This is the question Kondo has:
1210
01:40:58,610 --> 01:41:01,700
Getting kicked off of Jump,
two final chapter scams,
1211
01:41:01,860 --> 01:41:04,240
and multiple delays...
Why did all that happen?
1212
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:07,280
I would never ask such a dangerous
question! He really is an idiot, Sensei!
1213
01:41:08,450 --> 01:41:10,570
Oh, I see. Is that what happened?
1214
01:41:10,700 --> 01:41:12,700
Sensei! You didn't need
an interpreter after all?!
1215
01:41:12,780 --> 01:41:15,610
It's a delicate matter,
so I'll bananacoat it.
1216
01:41:15,740 --> 01:41:17,700
Sugarcoat it instead, Sensei.
1217
01:41:17,740 --> 01:41:19,150
- "I was busy playing Sekiro"
- It's like this.
1218
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:22,900
Sensei! The banana peel isn't working!
The Sekiro is there for all to see!
1219
01:41:23,030 --> 01:41:24,030
Forget the banana.
1220
01:41:24,070 --> 01:41:27,240
It seems things got crazy after Isshin
tore his way out of Genichiro's back.
1221
01:41:27,320 --> 01:41:30,070
Stop talking about Sekiro.
It'll cause online drama.
1222
01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:32,900
- Anybody else got questions?
- I'm too scared to ask!
1223
01:41:33,150 --> 01:41:34,070
Me, Sensei.
1224
01:41:34,110 --> 01:41:36,740
We never got any details
about Gintoki Sakata's origins.
1225
01:41:36,860 --> 01:41:38,280
Who is he, actually?
1226
01:41:38,450 --> 01:41:41,900
There's a fan theory that says
he's half-Amanto due to having silver hair.
1227
01:41:42,110 --> 01:41:43,780
Does that mean Sacchan
with her purple hair
1228
01:41:43,860 --> 01:41:45,900
is half-Osakan hag?
1229
01:41:46,070 --> 01:41:48,700
Rude! And how can you even be
half an Osakan hag?
1230
01:41:48,820 --> 01:41:51,530
Don't worry, Sarutobi.
You aren't an Osakan hag.
1231
01:41:51,700 --> 01:41:53,240
You're only halfway there,
so Nagoyan hag.
1232
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:54,240
So I'm still a hag?!
1233
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:56,530
Does that mean
the silver-haired man is...
1234
01:41:56,650 --> 01:41:58,700
...half-Sugamo geezer?
1235
01:41:59,320 --> 01:42:01,240
I hate to say it,
but you're all wrong.
1236
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,320
Keep it between us,
1237
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:05,070
but the bananacoated
reason for the silver hair is...
1238
01:42:05,150 --> 01:42:08,920
Because manga
1239
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:07,280
Too blunt, Sensei!
1240
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:08,860
Do your damn job, banana peel!
1241
01:42:09,110 --> 01:42:10,650
Any other questions?
1242
01:42:10,700 --> 01:42:12,860
Enough, Sensei!
We'll just dig our own graves!
1243
01:42:13,030 --> 01:42:16,650
Okay. I shall turn
everything hollow, then,
1244
01:42:16,820 --> 01:42:18,530
with this one question to end them all.
1245
01:42:18,570 --> 01:42:19,530
Bad news, Sensei.
1246
01:42:19,610 --> 01:42:22,740
Shoyo's other persona,
Hollow Brain has come out.
1247
01:42:22,990 --> 01:42:25,280
He's going to ask something real bad!
1248
01:42:25,780 --> 01:42:27,150
Sorachi, do you...
1249
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:29,240
...count bananas as snacks?
1250
01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:31,650
- Whoa, it's Shoyo!
- Stay out of this, Shoyo!
1251
01:42:31,780 --> 01:42:35,070
What I want to ask is,
do you count bananas as royalties?
1252
01:42:35,150 --> 01:42:37,360
Nah, bananas count as snacks, right?
1253
01:42:37,450 --> 01:42:39,280
Looks like both their questions
are trash.
1254
01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:41,280
- Banana is royalties!
- Banana is a snack!
1255
01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:43,990
Somebody stop those two...
I mean, that one moron.
1256
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:45,320
Any other questions?
1257
01:42:45,360 --> 01:42:48,030
Sensei! What was that ObaZ
stuff all about?
1258
01:42:48,070 --> 01:42:49,610
You need to drop it already.
1259
01:42:50,450 --> 01:42:53,320
Sensei. In the end, am I dead?
1260
01:42:53,530 --> 01:42:55,240
Or am I alive? Which is it?
1261
01:42:55,360 --> 01:42:59,860
It's Takasugi! The one whose survival
was left up in the air in the movie!
1262
01:43:00,740 --> 01:43:04,570
It was obviously left vague
so people could have hope.
1263
01:43:04,650 --> 01:43:08,490
Are you prepared to accept reality,
cruel as it may be?
1264
01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:10,400
Yeah.
1265
01:43:10,570 --> 01:43:12,530
"Okay, I'll just be honest and say"
1266
01:43:12,570 --> 01:43:14,150
- "I didn't want to waste pages on that."
- Too blunt!
1267
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:15,700
- "Rather than expand on Takasugi's fate,"
- Bananacoat it!
1268
01:43:15,740 --> 01:43:16,990
"I wanted to fit in
as many jokes as I could."
1269
01:43:17,070 --> 01:43:18,490
Not that I care,
1270
01:43:18,780 --> 01:43:21,490
but we can decide if
Takasugi's alive or dead by vote.
1271
01:43:21,570 --> 01:43:23,360
Don't use democracy
to decide one's fate!
1272
01:43:23,530 --> 01:43:27,740
Okay. Was that bare butt Takasugi's ass
or some random kid's ass?
1273
01:43:27,820 --> 01:43:28,860
Pick what you like.
1274
01:43:28,900 --> 01:43:31,030
Sensei, why are there two votes already?
1275
01:43:31,320 --> 01:43:33,030
- Sekiro for me, then.
- Me too!
1276
01:43:33,150 --> 01:43:34,360
- Sensei.
- Me three.
1277
01:43:34,450 --> 01:43:36,360
One vote for everybody died.
1278
01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:42,150
FIN
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01:43:39,230 --> 01:43:42,150
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