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[♪♪♪]
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[alarm beeping]
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Shit! [breaths heavily]
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ARIANA:
Late again.Story of my life.
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My first job interview in ages.
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Oh, shit!
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And with Mike Reddy, no less,hottest media mogul in the biz.
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Shit.
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I need to pull it together.
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-I'm pulling it together.- [elevator beeps]
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ARIANA:
I got this.
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Oh, thanks.
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[sighs] Look out, world,
today is my day.
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[pushing button]
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-[folder falls]
-Oh, oh. Oh.
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[sighs]
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Shit. Damn it.
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I got it.
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Oh, my goodness,
that is very kind of you.
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[grunts] Of course.
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What kind of person would I be
if I didn't?
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Oh, thank you.
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[sighs]
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Did you hear Mike pulled a Karen
on Karen?
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He went off on her.
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Oh, this place used to be
so much fun.
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Uh, Mike Reddy wouldn't know fun
if it kneed him in the balls.
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Well, I got my feelers out
and when I land something,
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-I'm gonna bounce.
-[sighs] Okay.
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-[elevator beeps]
-[elevator door opening]
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ARIANA:
I know I'm two minutes late.
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There was a lot
of elevator traffic,
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which I could have avoided,
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but then there
was this old lady--
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Sorry, elderly lady.
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Anyways, it was
a real ethical Sophie's choice.
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Zucky, I-- I have to go,
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but you know,
this is why no one likes you.
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[earpiece beeps]
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-He's so meta.
-[chuckles]
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All right, your uncle
speaks very highly of you.
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I looked through your résumé.
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Top of your class at BU.
Very nice.
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I also went to college
in Boston.
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-Emerson.
-[laughs]
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MIKE:
Very funny.
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Two years out of school
and still no job.
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-Your parents must be...
-Dead.
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-Oh, I--
-No, I'm kidding.
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[chuckles] Well, no, I'm not,
they are dead.
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Um, I don't know
why I said that.
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What I meant to say is
if they were alive,
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they would probably blame
this post-pandemy economy.
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Am I right? [chuckles]
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Fair point.
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So tell me what um, excites you
about Heywood Media?
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So many things.
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a media company whose CEO
is also the founder
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with over 200 employees
in offices across the country.
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Or should I say "globe"?
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Congrats
on the new London office.
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Looks like you did
your homework,
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but anyone can Google.
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What do you really know
about my company?
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[sighs]
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Well, um,
I didn't wanna go here,
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but since you asked,
word on the street is
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-company morale is low.
-[chuckles]
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Our employees
are some of the highest paid
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in this industry.
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Studies show that money
doesn't replace fun.
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People wanna feel appreciated.
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Are you telling me how
to run a company
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-that I started from scratch?
-Of course not.
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I-- I'm just
keeping it fortune 100.
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and I know not everyone
can be Sara Blakely
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taking her team to Hawaii
on a private jet.
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-She-- she does that?
-Yes.
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But little things,
like bowling
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or softball or a company picnic,
they go a long way.
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[scoffs] In over 20 years,
I've never had someone
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come in for an interview
and talk to me like this.
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I'm sorry.
I was just speaking my mind.
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And you might be right.
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I admit I have become
a little bit of a...
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-Tight ass?
-Don't push it.
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But you do make a valid point
and I do respect honesty,
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so what the hell?
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-Let's do this.
-[phone beeping]
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Um, so embarrassing.
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Let me just uh...
[sighs] I'm so sorry.
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[Ariana sighing]
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Holy shit!
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My TikTok is blowing up!
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Oh! Well, congratulations.
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You know,
we are a media company.
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-Let me take a look.
-[chuckles]
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ARIANA ON VIDEO:
So boycott Vikki's,
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because you votewith your dollar.
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Plus, I heardthey found the prototype
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for these brason Epstein's island.
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Ew.
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I read that in the comments.
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-Our company made this ad.
-[laughs]
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-Oh, shit.
-Oh, shit.
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[♪♪♪]
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[indistinct chatter
in background]
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[thump]
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I spoke with Mike.
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Ah, now I get it.
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I really tried!
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You know,
not every single thought belongs
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on the internet.
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Can I get
a tequila on the rocks?
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-Extra limes. Make it a double.
-She'll have an iced tea.
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Tío, this is a time for alcohol.
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Oh, si, como no?
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Poor millennial
blowing yet another interview
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your rich Tío set up for you.
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Will some avocado toast
make you feel better?
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First of all, I'm Gen Z,
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and secondly,
it wasn't my fault.
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Uh, maybe I'm just not cut out
for a traditional 9:00 to 5:00.
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Ariana, you're educated,
smart, charming,
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so why do you keep getting
in your own way?
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Do you remember
what your parents always said?
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No empiences.
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Show me your friends
and I'll show you who you are.
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But I don't have any friends.
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That's the problem.
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I'm doing a lot of traveling,
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so I spoke to the head
of Gilmore Country Club
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and I'm gifting you
a seasonal membership.
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Tío, you might enjoy
showing off your timepiece
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with those nepo baby boomers,
but I could never.
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I planned a party at the club
for your birthday
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and I fully expect you
to fill it
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with all your new friends.
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Yeah, I'd love to,
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but I have a root canal
that day.
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Look, I'm serious.
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IQ isn't enough,
you need to have EQ.
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And your stuffy country club
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is gonna give me
emotional depth?
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It's worth a try.
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If you prove that you've matured
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and surrounded yourself
with high-quality friends,
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I'll get you another interview
at Heywood.
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Besides I think
it would do you good
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to get back
to some family traditions.
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And if you don't, well-- [sighs]
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I'll have no choice,
but to cut you off.
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You can't do that!
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All because
I don't wanna assimilate?
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Gilmore is full of lawyers,
doctors, business owners.
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I want you to surround yourself
with that caliber of friends.
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-Ensenyame tus amigos--
-And you'll show me who I am.
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You already said that.
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I'd appreciate it if you didn't
use my dead parents
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as emotional manipulation.
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Ariana... that accident
wasn't your responsibility.
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What you do
with the rest of your life is.
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You know what you have to do.
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Go drown my sorrows
in Postmates tequila,
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and self-loathing?
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Mr. Peters will be expecting you
at noon tomorrow.
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Don't be late.
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I'll consider it,
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but you're not
my favorite tío right now.
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Oh.
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I'm your only tío.
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[blows a kiss]
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[inhales, exhales]
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[car door lock beeps]
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[sighs]
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Oh, this day
couldn't get any worse!
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[birds chirping in background
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Ariana?
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-Oh, fuck me.
-REBECCA: Oh, my God, girl!
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I haven't seen you
since you dropped out of kappa!
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-Yeah.
-[chuckles]
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-Ooh, you're...
-Pregnant!
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-On purpose?
-[chuckles]
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You always were the funny one.
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[chuckles]
Of course, on purpose.
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Harry and I.
You remember Harry?
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Hung-like-a-horse Harry?
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[chuckles]
They called him that?
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[chuckles]
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Anyway, we did Europe
after graduation
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-and he proposed in Paris.
-Wow.
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Yeah, planning a wedding,
while I was at Yale Business,
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was no easy feat,
but it all worked out.
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Whoa! Elon Musk could see
that thing from space!
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Oh, you think?
[chuckles] I could ask him.
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Congratulations on everything.
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But I just gave you
my one-woman show.
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What about you?
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Are you just killin'
the PR world?
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Uh, yeah, pretty much.
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I just had an interview
at Heywood Media.
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Congrats. When do you hear back?
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Any day now.
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But you know,
I pretty much crushed it.
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-Yes, you did.
-[chuckles]
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And any boyfriends
or girlfriends?
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I'm still looking
for the right guy,
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but you know, can't hurt
to have fun in the meantime.
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Aw!
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And I went viral this morning.
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-No big deal. [chuckles]
-That's nice.
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I also just joined this
really exclusive country club.
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It was super hard to get into,
but I pulled some strings.
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Oh, my God, which one?
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Gilmore Country Club.
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Get out. That's my club!
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Whoa! What are the chances?
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Oh, you'll love it!
It's a great place to network.
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I mean it has to be, right,
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to make up for
that 100-grand initiation fee.
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Oh, you could stop
climate change
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-with that kinda cash.
-Well, listen, I have to run.
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So uh, let's meet up at Gilmore.
I'll introduce you to the girls.
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You'll have margs,
I'll have tea.
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It'll be great.
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-Yeah, great.
-[chuckling]
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Oh,
even your hair smells perfect.
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-[chuckling]
-Okay, bye.
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Can't wait!
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[birds chirping in background]
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[sighs] Romeo, Romeo,
wherefore art thou, Romeo?
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[purs]
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Oh, hi, over here.
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-[meows]
-Romeo.
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[sighs] Men are so fickle.
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[presses button]
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I know I've only known Damien
for 10 minutes,
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but we're for sure soul mates.
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Hell yeah. Soul mates!
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Pfft! I call bullshit.
Right, Romeo?
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JENNY ON TV:
I just wanted to show Damienmy best side, right?
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so I'm not telling himabout the three kids I have.
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[♪♪♪]
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Romeo, you're my friend, right?
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[sighs] Shit.
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[car whirring]
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Employee parking's around back.
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I'm actually a member.
My tío is George Alvarez.
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Ms. Alvarez, I'm so sorry.
Mr. Peters is expecting you.
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It's Ariana.
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Oh, let me park the car for you.
252
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-It's okay. I'll do it myself.
-Of course, yeah!
253
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,464
Uh, just right over there
in between that uh,
254
00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:32,333
the Porsche and the Cadillac.
255
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,934
Mmhmm. [taps]
256
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,705
Phew!
257
00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:43,210
[♪♪♪]
258
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,999
Oh, I said dressing on the side.
259
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:06,233
I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
260
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,868
I will have the kitchen
fix that.
261
00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,403
Oh, Skyler, mine is on the side.
We can switch.
262
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,872
Don't be ridiculous,
she can bring me a new one.
263
00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:14,408
And no croutons. Thank you.
264
00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:15,342
Mmhmm.
265
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,651
Since when does staff
get to walk
266
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:23,984
through the main building?
267
00:11:24,919 --> 00:11:26,320
I'm calling Mr. Peters.
268
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,657
No, that's Ariana!
We went to college together.
269
00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,157
She's a member.
270
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,860
Honey, members know
how to dress at Gilmore.
271
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,828
She's new. And she's very funny.
272
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:37,264
-Just give her a chance.
-Well, I wanna meet her.
273
00:11:37,398 --> 00:11:40,669
[♪♪♪]
274
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,069
[phone rings]
275
00:11:42,937 --> 00:11:48,209
[♪♪♪]
276
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,879
Ugh, golf.
277
00:11:53,247 --> 00:11:56,250
Eh, Ms. Alvarez!
Thanks for comin' in.
278
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,318
I'm Richard Peters,
279
00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,386
the General Manager here
at Gilmore.
280
00:11:59,521 --> 00:12:02,856
Your uncle has spoken
very highly of you.
281
00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,858
Well, either you're lying
or he is.
282
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,160
But either way, I appreciate it.
283
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,429
He also said you were blunt
284
00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:10,798
and that you'd need help
with the dress code.
285
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:15,002
So, let's go to the pro shop,
and pick out some proper attire,
286
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,671
and then I can show you around.
287
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,173
Yeah, I actually worked
really hard on this outfit.
288
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:20,675
I know it looks
like I just threw it together,
289
00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:22,176
but that's like
kind of the point.
290
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,712
Well, your uncle also mentioned
291
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,946
that you
have oppositional behavior.
292
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,782
-Okay, now, who's the blunt one?
-Shall we?
293
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:34,455
[♪♪♪]
294
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:38,325
Jason,
this is Mr. Alvarez's niece.
295
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:41,462
We need to get her
into proper golf attire.
296
00:12:41,596 --> 00:12:47,034
[♪♪♪]
297
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,245
-RICHARD: Jason.
-Oh, hi. I mean...
298
00:12:58,379 --> 00:13:00,347
Why don't you pick out
a few things
299
00:13:00,481 --> 00:13:01,982
and head out to the patio
for a drink,
300
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,551
and I'll meet you there?
301
00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:06,755
[door opens and shuts
in background]
302
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,623
Wow! He seems fun.
303
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:11,125
He's strict, but great.
304
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:19,199
[hangers clinking]
305
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:22,069
You don't have to stare.
I'm not gonna steal anything.
306
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,072
-No, Ms. Alvarez, I wasn't--
-And it's Ariana.
307
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,441
Uh, last names only.
It's club policy.
308
00:13:27,575 --> 00:13:30,244
Oh, gosh, what is this place?
Some kind of cult?
309
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,780
'Cause that might make it
more appealing.
310
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,749
-[chuckles]
-Woah! $90 for a skort!
311
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,083
Are you kidding me?
312
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,519
JASON:
They're really comfortable.
313
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,587
Uh, I mean that's what
all the ladies say.
314
00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:41,589
[scoffs] For 90 bucks,
it better make me squirt
315
00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:42,657
and do my taxes.
316
00:13:42,791 --> 00:13:44,526
Uh, I can check with my manager.
317
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:48,530
I mean it is pretty cute.
And I'm a sucker for pockets.
318
00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,264
Almost makes me
wanna hit some balls.
319
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,399
-Have you ever played?
-Yes.
320
00:13:52,534 --> 00:13:55,402
Mini golf
with a bad online date.
321
00:13:55,537 --> 00:13:56,538
If you're interested,
322
00:13:56,671 --> 00:13:58,640
I could set you up
with some lessons.
323
00:13:58,773 --> 00:13:59,973
I appreciate the hustle,
324
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:01,842
but I'm just here
for the day-drinking
325
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,477
and the patriarchal dress code.
326
00:14:03,611 --> 00:14:04,512
Fair enough.
327
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,315
Charge it to my tío's account.
328
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,918
Wow!
329
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,390
Okay, ladies, I win again.
That's 200 from both of you.
330
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,826
[chuckling]
331
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:20,528
Ariana! You made it.
Good to see you.
332
00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,831
Come meet everyone.
This is Skyler.
333
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,065
Harrison. Also club champion.
334
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,034
Five years running,
but it's not that important.
335
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,303
Of course not
or you wouldn't mention it.
336
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,839
Well, the champion does get
337
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:31,939
their yearly membership
dues waived.
338
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,675
So, it keeps the hubby happy.
339
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,210
Skyler, you're so bad.
[chuckles]
340
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:39,547
And this is Jenny.
Recently married.
341
00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:40,749
The wedding was stunning.
342
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,950
Hey, I've seen you before.
343
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,019
Wait, you're on Lusty Lagoon!
You're a Dallas cheerleader!
344
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,591
[claps] That's me! Or was me.
345
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:52,493
I'm retired now.
Also, keeps the hubby happy.
346
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:54,128
What about you, Air-anna?
347
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,430
-It's Ariana.
-Same, same.
348
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,666
Becky has really
sung your praises.
349
00:14:58,800 --> 00:14:59,900
Becky?
350
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:00,968
SKYLER:
So what are you?
351
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,671
Married? Divorced? Children?
352
00:15:03,805 --> 00:15:04,905
I'd like to say
353
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:06,173
I'm a connoisseur
of dating apps.
354
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,643
So, single. How surprising.
355
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,043
ARIANA:
I'm not worried.
356
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,780
Marriage is basically
legal prostitution
357
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,947
that's been romanticized into
this billion-dollar industry.
358
00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:19,987
-But congrats, Jenny!
-Aw, thank you so much!
359
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,322
But tell me,
how much locker-room action
360
00:15:22,456 --> 00:15:23,792
do you cheerleaders really get?
361
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,760
-Ariana.
-Oh, come on!
362
00:15:25,894 --> 00:15:28,262
53 big, chiseled men.
How many can you count?
363
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:30,532
Jenny, no,
you don't have to answer that.
364
00:15:30,665 --> 00:15:32,667
Ariana, that--
that's not appropriate.
365
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,436
Jenny's married
to a highly-respected attorney.
366
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:36,704
Twenty-two.
367
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,506
Yeah, threesomes, foursomes.
368
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,407
And don't even get me started
with Super Bowl Sunday.
369
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,209
-Jenny!
-It was wild.
370
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:43,410
Jenny, what has gotten into you?
371
00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:44,478
Come on, Becca!
372
00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:45,847
Like you don't let Harry
in the back door
373
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,314
-once in a while!
-[chuckles]
374
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:48,783
-Oh, only on special occasions.
-[chuckling]
375
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,250
Ladies, that's enough!
376
00:15:53,788 --> 00:15:55,523
Good afternoon, ladies.
377
00:15:55,657 --> 00:15:58,125
Ms. Alvarez, are you ready
for the grand tour?
378
00:15:58,258 --> 00:15:59,226
I can't wait.
379
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,765
-Lovely to meet you all.
-You, too.
380
00:16:03,898 --> 00:16:04,666
Bye.
381
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,869
Well, that got way
off the rails.
382
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,403
I don't know what came over me!
383
00:16:09,537 --> 00:16:11,539
Sounds like a lot of people
from what you just said.
384
00:16:11,673 --> 00:16:13,106
Please, stop!
385
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,142
This is exactly the kind
of vile behavior
386
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,645
someone like Ariana brings out
in all of us.
387
00:16:18,746 --> 00:16:21,181
Your friend may clean up nicely,
but she's not Gilmore material.
388
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:22,483
She's not my friend.
389
00:16:23,685 --> 00:16:25,820
We just knew each other
from college.
390
00:16:25,954 --> 00:16:27,087
I understand.
391
00:16:28,690 --> 00:16:29,824
You. [snaps]
392
00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,826
Come here. What's her deal?
393
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,495
-How'd she get in here?
-Mr. Alvarez's niece?
394
00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:36,731
He's sponsoring her
for a seasonal membership.
395
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:38,999
I see. So, she's not a member.
396
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,300
She's a member's guest.
397
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,836
What difference does it make?
398
00:16:41,970 --> 00:16:44,071
All the difference in the world.
399
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,173
She won't last a week.
400
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,775
Cheers, ladies.
401
00:16:47,909 --> 00:16:49,376
[laughs]
402
00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,747
I get it.
403
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,414
I don't know what came over me
and then you were like
404
00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:56,250
-[indistinct speech]
-Jenny, enough.
405
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,521
[♪♪♪]
406
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,623
Thanks for saving me.
407
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:03,691
Did they welcome you
with open arms?
408
00:17:03,825 --> 00:17:04,692
Not exactly.
409
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,997
Yeah, I didn't think so.
But they'll warm up to you.
410
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,298
Or they won't. It's a tossup.
411
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,734
So where's Mr. Peters?
412
00:17:12,867 --> 00:17:13,968
Did you knock him off
for the insurance money?
413
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:15,235
[chuckles]
414
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,604
Uh, I was about to,
415
00:17:16,738 --> 00:17:18,773
but then he got pulled
into a meeting.
416
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,775
Oh, love a plot twist.
417
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:24,779
So, now, it's my job
to give you the grand tour.
418
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:29,017
I was given orders to explain
some very important rules.
419
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,318
Okay. This is a cult.
420
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,387
[chuckles] Could be.
421
00:17:33,521 --> 00:17:35,623
Um, but listen,
the trick is knowin'
422
00:17:35,757 --> 00:17:38,225
which rules matter
and which ones don't.
423
00:17:39,561 --> 00:17:42,429
Alright, so, rule number 1.
424
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,097
The dress code is everything.
425
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:49,436
And no public intoxication,
no gambling, and no cursing.
426
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:54,609
[♪♪♪]
427
00:17:54,742 --> 00:17:55,677
[slurps]
428
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,413
[ka-ching]
429
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,883
Fuck! You little cock-sucker,
you cheated!
430
00:18:02,016 --> 00:18:03,685
Take a chill pill, Dad.
431
00:18:04,752 --> 00:18:07,321
I'm sorry, son,
but you can take that chill pill
432
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,189
and shove it up
your little 8-year-old ass,
433
00:18:09,323 --> 00:18:10,758
-okay?
-[racket clunks]
434
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,660
I guess
that rule doesn't matter.
435
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:15,462
Yeah, we try to keep that
to a minimum.
436
00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:18,265
But you catch on quick, Alvarez.
437
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,267
A loophole
to the last-name policy.
438
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,435
I'm impressed.
439
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:24,505
Okay, what's next?
440
00:18:24,639 --> 00:18:28,042
Yeah, um, sorry about all that.
441
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,510
[chuckles]
442
00:18:29,644 --> 00:18:31,913
Um, but we do
have one of the top courses
443
00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:33,213
in the world,
444
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:35,717
which is, of course,
wasted on you.
445
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:39,554
Unfortunately, yes.
I hate the sport. Do you play?
446
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:41,990
Presently, no.
It's not really for me.
447
00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,092
But I am one hell of a caddie.
448
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:49,463
[♪♪♪]
449
00:18:56,804 --> 00:18:58,138
[sighs]
450
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:01,341
So, uh,
this is our men's lounge,
451
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:05,145
and per rule number 5,
no women are allowed in.
452
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:08,082
It's a deeply problematic
tradition.
453
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,085
Yeah, it's almost like
our forefathers hated women.
454
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,453
[birds chirping in distance]
455
00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:19,192
[sighs] And this is the main
dining room.
456
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,529
Wow! Fuck me!
457
00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,866
-Uh, excuse me?
-[both chuckle]
458
00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:32,439
And that is the perfect segue
to our last rule.
459
00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:34,709
No fraternizing with the staff.
460
00:19:34,842 --> 00:19:35,977
Fraternizing?
461
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:37,812
No hookin' up, dating
462
00:19:37,945 --> 00:19:40,048
or falling madly and deeply
in love.
463
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,115
Hmm.
464
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,450
You know, fraternizing.
465
00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:48,455
Ms. Alvarez, my apologies,
466
00:19:48,589 --> 00:19:50,958
but I'm sure Jason
has properly introduced you
467
00:19:51,092 --> 00:19:54,227
-to Gilmore.
-Yes, he was very informative.
468
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,897
It was my pleasure.
469
00:19:56,030 --> 00:20:00,300
Well, just in case, here
is everything you need to know.
470
00:20:00,434 --> 00:20:01,569
Please read it, thoroughly.
471
00:20:01,703 --> 00:20:03,303
-It'll help you--
-Assimilate?
472
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,873
-Fit in.
-Hmm.
473
00:20:06,007 --> 00:20:08,976
Your uncle is family here.
So that makes you family, too.
474
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:12,080
Just respect the rules
and we'll all have a great time.
475
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,115
Oh, I will be on
my best behavior.
476
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,348
Good.
477
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,051
STELLA:
Jesus Christ, Peters!
478
00:20:17,185 --> 00:20:19,921
No wonder we can't attract
any fresh blood around here,
479
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,222
-you're scaring off the youth.
-[chuckles]
480
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,358
Ms. Alvarez,
this is Ms. Archebold.
481
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,494
The name is Stella, my dear.
482
00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:29,463
-Ariana.
-Very nice to meet you.
483
00:20:29,597 --> 00:20:31,199
Welcome to Gilmore.
484
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:32,900
Come to the luncheon
this afternoon.
485
00:20:33,034 --> 00:20:34,569
You can sit at my table.
486
00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:36,738
I will let you get me drunk
and then I will start gossiping.
487
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:38,773
[chuckles]
That's a tempting offer,
488
00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,374
but I gotta catch up
on some light reading.
489
00:20:41,509 --> 00:20:43,343
-Yes.
-It's all you can eat lobster.
490
00:20:43,477 --> 00:20:44,444
Oh, I'll be there.
491
00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:46,147
[chuckles] I look forward to it.
492
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:51,318
[♪♪♪]
493
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,688
Looks like Ariana's
really getting
494
00:20:53,821 --> 00:20:55,255
her uncle's money's worth.
495
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:59,493
-I feel a little under-dressed.
-You look fine.
496
00:21:01,662 --> 00:21:03,197
So, I've heard a lot about you.
497
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,767
Yes, I'm a liberal,
no, I did not get a boob job,
498
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:08,136
and yes,
I binge-watch cat videos.
499
00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:10,138
[laughs]
500
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,640
A little personality
will do this club some good.
501
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,143
Too many cardboard cutouts
around here
502
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:16,978
if you ask me,
which you did not,
503
00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:19,046
but I'm never one
to withhold an opinion.
504
00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,380
Mm, respect.
505
00:21:21,516 --> 00:21:23,084
-My apologies.
-Oh!
506
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:25,620
I believe this belongs
to you, Ms. Archebold.
507
00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:28,488
Jason, you're a lifesaver.
Thank you so much.
508
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:30,057
Anything for my favorite member.
509
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,826
[laughs]
510
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:36,631
Oh, if I were 20 years younger,
the things I would do to him.
511
00:21:36,764 --> 00:21:39,734
-Mm, no dating staff. Page 16.
-The rule book!
512
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:42,603
You read the rule book,
that outdated rag?
513
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:45,873
Yeah. Lots of rules,
not enough fun.
514
00:21:46,007 --> 00:21:48,276
Well, you're right.
This place is a little stuffy.
515
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,677
I can overlook the stuffy part
516
00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:51,746
as long as I can eat
and drink for free.
517
00:21:51,879 --> 00:21:53,047
I'm gonna help my uncle
make his minimums.
518
00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:54,816
[chuckles] Well, good for you.
519
00:21:54,949 --> 00:21:56,449
So, which one's the cool table?
520
00:21:57,285 --> 00:21:58,653
They're all cool table.
521
00:21:59,887 --> 00:22:02,123
There are a lot
of wonderful people here.
522
00:22:02,256 --> 00:22:04,992
It's just so much more fun
to talk about the bad ones.
523
00:22:05,126 --> 00:22:08,395
-I'm listening.
-First, we have the Rockbridges.
524
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:10,531
STELLA:
Old money.
525
00:22:10,665 --> 00:22:12,200
He's an idiot son
who inherited a fortune.
526
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,635
She's a former lingerie model.
527
00:22:14,769 --> 00:22:16,671
And you've met the ladies.
528
00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:19,173
I use that term loosely,
but only about of them.
529
00:22:19,307 --> 00:22:22,342
That's new money
and a lot of it.
530
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:24,111
That Skyler
seems pretty intense.
531
00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:27,515
I think you could take her.
532
00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:30,117
And then there
are the young marrieds.
533
00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:31,552
Meet the Smiths.
534
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:34,021
They have
the most perfect children
535
00:22:34,155 --> 00:22:35,323
on the planet.
536
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:37,191
Watch what she does
with those olives
537
00:22:37,325 --> 00:22:38,559
in her martini.
538
00:22:41,696 --> 00:22:44,131
Wow! That would be genius
if it wasn't child abuse.
539
00:22:44,265 --> 00:22:45,700
STELLA:
Mmhmm.
540
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,702
Of course, once you surpass
a certain income bracket,
541
00:22:47,835 --> 00:22:49,436
we call it "character building."
542
00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:51,371
[laughs]
543
00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,473
Oh, I wasn't finished yet.
544
00:22:53,608 --> 00:22:55,475
And you're supposed
to clear from the right!.
545
00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:57,678
What's going on with this place?
546
00:22:57,812 --> 00:23:00,413
-I'm sorry, Mrs. Harrison.
-Do it again.
547
00:23:00,548 --> 00:23:02,183
[cutlery clinks]
548
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:03,383
The correct way.
549
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:04,886
[sighs]
550
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,089
Much better.
551
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:12,727
Sorry.
552
00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:14,328
Oh, man.
553
00:23:14,461 --> 00:23:15,963
You don't have to be so mean.
554
00:23:16,097 --> 00:23:18,666
Becky, I was teaching her
a lesson.
555
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:20,500
You'd think
they'd train them better here.
556
00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:27,341
Yes, can I help you?
557
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:32,479
[♪♪♪]
558
00:23:36,651 --> 00:23:38,920
Didn't think so. Good idea.
559
00:23:39,053 --> 00:23:40,988
I'm sure the dishwasher
could really use some help.
560
00:23:41,122 --> 00:23:43,925
[indistinct chatter
in background]
561
00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:45,993
[sighs]
562
00:23:47,862 --> 00:23:49,764
Oh, don't cry.
I'm sorry those women were--
563
00:23:49,897 --> 00:23:51,832
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
564
00:23:51,966 --> 00:23:53,466
We're not supposed to eat
in front of members,
565
00:23:53,601 --> 00:23:54,835
but this was all
just gonna get thrown out.
566
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,469
No, please, eat!
567
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,941
-It is so good!
-Yeah.
568
00:24:00,074 --> 00:24:02,376
I'm sorry those girls
were so mean to you.
569
00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:04,578
Them? Nah.
570
00:24:04,712 --> 00:24:06,681
Most people here are cool.
571
00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:08,115
They just put me down,
because they know
572
00:24:08,249 --> 00:24:09,417
without their husbands
they'd be back here
573
00:24:09,550 --> 00:24:11,484
sneakin' lobster with me.
574
00:24:11,619 --> 00:24:13,020
Honestly,
I feel kinda bad for them.
575
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,522
Really?
576
00:24:14,655 --> 00:24:15,790
I'm a psych major.
577
00:24:15,923 --> 00:24:18,125
So I don't take anything
personally.
578
00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:21,329
-Wow, that's really freeing.
-Hmm.
579
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,764
What's the professional term
you'd use for Skyler?
580
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:27,234
Mm, cunty probably.
581
00:24:27,368 --> 00:24:29,437
[both chuckle]
582
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:31,005
I'm sorry I shouldn't say that.
583
00:24:31,138 --> 00:24:32,406
You're not gonna have me fired,
are you?
584
00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:34,642
-Not a chance.
-Cool.
585
00:24:37,278 --> 00:24:38,446
Oh, my God!
586
00:24:38,579 --> 00:24:40,147
They're throwing away
the lobster!
587
00:24:40,281 --> 00:24:41,983
Yeah. Happens all the time.
588
00:24:42,116 --> 00:24:44,218
Well, can't they give it
to the homeless or something?
589
00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,787
Food safety regulations.
If they get sick they could sue.
590
00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:49,557
-It's a whole thing.
-[sighs] That's not accurate.
591
00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,425
That's a lie fed to us
by corporate America
592
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,828
to excuse capitalistic laziness.
593
00:24:53,961 --> 00:24:55,596
Hell yeah. [chuckles]
594
00:24:55,730 --> 00:24:58,632
Well, could I take some home
for my cat?
595
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,134
For your cat?
596
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:01,936
[chuckles] Sure.
597
00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:04,538
I will pack some up for you.
598
00:25:04,672 --> 00:25:07,274
Hey, would you wanna hang out
some time?
599
00:25:09,643 --> 00:25:11,712
Um, I'm just really busy
right now,
600
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:12,847
like with school and work.
It's--
601
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,815
Oh, yeah. No, I totally get it.
602
00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:16,384
But you never know.
603
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:17,785
Something could change,
my schedule could free up.
604
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:22,089
-Let me pack this up for you.
-Great, thank you.
605
00:25:23,657 --> 00:25:24,792
[sighs]
606
00:25:24,925 --> 00:25:26,994
[insects chirping in distance]
607
00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,067
Jason?
608
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,571
[♪♪♪]
609
00:25:41,876 --> 00:25:43,944
Please don't let me end up
on a murder podcast.
610
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,281
Jason?
611
00:25:48,682 --> 00:25:49,617
ARIANA:
What are you doing?
612
00:25:49,750 --> 00:25:50,451
-Oh.
-[crock pops]
613
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,586
Hey, uh, wine?
614
00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:55,723
These stars look fake.
615
00:25:55,856 --> 00:25:58,626
They're just so bright.
616
00:26:00,828 --> 00:26:02,196
Oh, yeah, it's uh,
617
00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:03,998
'cause there's no lights
on the course.
618
00:26:08,569 --> 00:26:10,571
You're gripping it too tight.
Keep the pressure firm,
619
00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:12,440
but only
in your three left fingers.
620
00:26:12,573 --> 00:26:15,676
Well, excuse me, Michelle Wie.
How do you know uh--
621
00:26:15,810 --> 00:26:17,912
Hang around long enough,
you pick up the lingo.
622
00:26:20,314 --> 00:26:21,482
Okay.
623
00:26:21,615 --> 00:26:22,216
[sniffles]
624
00:26:24,151 --> 00:26:25,586
[clunk]
625
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:26,787
-[ball rattling in the cup]
-Damn!
626
00:26:26,921 --> 00:26:28,322
I thought you couldn't play.
627
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:32,359
Uh, yeah, I used to,
but uh, I don't play anymore.
628
00:26:32,493 --> 00:26:34,428
It's a long story.
629
00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:35,362
My favorite kind.
630
00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:38,966
JASON:
My stepdad
was a caddie at Gilmore.
631
00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:41,869
He taught me how to play
and I was pretty good.
632
00:26:42,002 --> 00:26:44,338
I got a full ride to Stanford.
633
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:47,542
Wow! So, you're like amazing.
634
00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:49,578
-Yeah, I was.
-[chuckles]
635
00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,745
But I got to school
636
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:56,551
and I felt like everyone
was so privileged.
637
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,453
I was the only scholarship kid
without a trust fund.
638
00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:01,489
I felt like I didn't fit in.
639
00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:04,058
So, I dropped out.
640
00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:06,927
My stepdad got me a job
at the club,
641
00:27:07,061 --> 00:27:09,096
and rest is history.
642
00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:11,298
And your parents were cool
with you quitting?
643
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:15,202
Um, no. they were pretty pissed.
644
00:27:15,336 --> 00:27:19,073
But when I got there,
I felt like charity case.
645
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,376
-Like I...
-You didn't belong.
646
00:27:22,511 --> 00:27:23,277
Exactly.
647
00:27:24,613 --> 00:27:26,080
Yeah, I know the feeling.
648
00:27:27,248 --> 00:27:29,450
I think my time at Gilmore
has come to an end.
649
00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:30,918
Already?
650
00:27:31,051 --> 00:27:33,821
Gilmore and me
are like post-breakup bangs.
651
00:27:33,954 --> 00:27:37,958
Good in theory,
but in execution, big mistake.
652
00:27:38,092 --> 00:27:39,326
I feel like you'd look good
with bangs.
653
00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,428
Mm, no,
the receipts prove otherwise.
654
00:27:41,563 --> 00:27:43,330
I could not pull it off.
655
00:27:43,464 --> 00:27:44,832
Alvarez, we both know
656
00:27:44,965 --> 00:27:46,467
you can pull off
anything you want to.
657
00:27:46,601 --> 00:27:48,335
Operative word being "want".
658
00:27:48,469 --> 00:27:50,304
Okay, so what do you want?
659
00:27:52,206 --> 00:27:54,975
I'm still figuring it out.
660
00:27:57,745 --> 00:27:59,046
Holy shit! Oh, my God!
661
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:00,948
Did you see that?
That was a shooting star!
662
00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:04,318
-Am I in a fairytale?!
-Um, depends.
663
00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:06,787
-Did you make a wish?
-Oh, shit.
664
00:28:06,921 --> 00:28:08,756
No, it happened so fast.
665
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:14,261
-[rustling in distance]
-What was that?
666
00:28:14,395 --> 00:28:16,797
Uh, could be a rabbit.
667
00:28:16,931 --> 00:28:18,232
[rustling in distance]
668
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,334
-JASON: Or a snake.
-[howling in distance]
669
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:21,670
Or a coyote.
670
00:28:21,802 --> 00:28:23,837
-Yeah, we should probably go.
-Yeah.
671
00:28:27,676 --> 00:28:30,679
I hope you're hungry, Romeo,
because we hit the jackpot!.
672
00:28:30,811 --> 00:28:32,780
We're gonna eat lobster
for weeks!
673
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:34,248
[chuckles]
674
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,883
[phone rings]
675
00:28:36,016 --> 00:28:38,819
Tío! How's my favorite
jet-setting one-percenter?
676
00:28:38,953 --> 00:28:40,487
Uh, just landed in Paris,
677
00:28:40,622 --> 00:28:42,389
and the driver talked
about this throuple
678
00:28:42,524 --> 00:28:44,526
and smoked a cigarette
the whole time.
679
00:28:44,659 --> 00:28:45,694
I don't know which was worse.
680
00:28:45,826 --> 00:28:47,696
Anyway, how are you?
681
00:28:47,828 --> 00:28:49,730
I'm good. Really good.
682
00:28:49,863 --> 00:28:52,199
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Day oneand you already met a man?
683
00:28:52,333 --> 00:28:53,668
What? No!
684
00:28:53,801 --> 00:28:56,136
I can hear your smile
from France.
685
00:28:57,037 --> 00:28:59,440
Who is he?
Did you meet at Gilmore?
686
00:28:59,574 --> 00:29:02,544
Yes, but it's not like that.
It's complicated.
687
00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:03,744
He's not married, is he?
688
00:29:03,877 --> 00:29:05,446
ARIANA ON PHONE:
Ew, Tío, no!
689
00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,649
But please just drop it, okay?
690
00:29:07,781 --> 00:29:10,017
Besides, I could actually
use some advice.
691
00:29:10,150 --> 00:29:11,819
You're asking me for help?
692
00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:13,153
Go on.
693
00:29:13,287 --> 00:29:15,089
I really
wanna give this place a chance.
694
00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,558
Some people
have been really cool
695
00:29:16,691 --> 00:29:18,425
and some have been...
696
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,994
Skyler Harrison.
697
00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:21,962
I don't wanna name names,
but, yes.
698
00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:25,099
ARIANA:
And it's not just her,I feel like I don't fit in.
699
00:29:25,232 --> 00:29:27,569
Even today at the luncheon,
everyone was staring.
700
00:29:27,702 --> 00:29:29,069
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
What were you wearing?
701
00:29:29,203 --> 00:29:30,904
My new skort,
from the golf shop.
702
00:29:34,441 --> 00:29:35,644
You still there?
703
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,378
Yes.
704
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,581
Uh, mijita, you have to dress
for the class you wanna be in,
705
00:29:39,714 --> 00:29:41,181
not the class you are.
706
00:29:41,315 --> 00:29:43,017
Was that Gandhi?
707
00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:45,185
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
These spacesaren't always made for us,
708
00:29:45,319 --> 00:29:46,820
but that doesn't meanwe don't belong.
709
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,956
You gotta make one ally
at a time.
710
00:29:49,089 --> 00:29:51,258
Walk in
with your head held high,
711
00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:53,127
and for the love of God
never wear a skort
712
00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,362
to the main dining hall again.
713
00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:58,165
-How'd I do?
-Solid 10 outta 10.
714
00:29:58,299 --> 00:29:59,500
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Great.
715
00:29:59,634 --> 00:30:03,003
And not to ruin the moment,
but um,
716
00:30:03,137 --> 00:30:04,838
did you put your parents up?
717
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:08,576
Not yet.
718
00:30:10,144 --> 00:30:11,412
Don't wait too long, mijita.
719
00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:14,582
I know. I won't.
720
00:30:14,716 --> 00:30:16,483
TÍO JORGE ON PHONE:
Great. Now go give them hell.
721
00:30:18,085 --> 00:30:18,586
[phone beeps]
722
00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:21,822
[bag rustling]
723
00:30:21,955 --> 00:30:23,290
Romeo!
724
00:30:23,424 --> 00:30:26,761
[♪♪♪]
725
00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,797
Christina. Christina.
726
00:30:28,929 --> 00:30:30,831
-Christina!
-No! Stay back!
727
00:30:31,332 --> 00:30:32,333
[groans]
728
00:30:32,466 --> 00:30:35,369
Oh, my God, Ms. Alvarez,
I am so sorry!
729
00:30:35,503 --> 00:30:36,904
Holy shit!
730
00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:38,372
Where'd you learn to do that?
731
00:30:38,506 --> 00:30:40,207
Jiu-jitsu. My muscle memory
just took over!
732
00:30:40,341 --> 00:30:42,276
Holy shit,
I just assaulted a member.
733
00:30:42,409 --> 00:30:44,078
And not at all in the way
I pictured it would happen.
734
00:30:44,211 --> 00:30:45,913
-[exhales]
-Are you okay?
735
00:30:46,046 --> 00:30:47,448
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
736
00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:50,484
I was just wondering
if you were free this afternoon.
737
00:30:52,119 --> 00:30:54,522
[scoffs]
Uh, actually, yeah, I am.
738
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:57,224
-Today's your lucky day.
-[chuckles]
739
00:30:57,358 --> 00:30:58,158
I hope no one saw that.
740
00:30:58,292 --> 00:30:59,527
-Come on.
-Yeah.
741
00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,230
The best consignment store
in town.
742
00:31:03,364 --> 00:31:04,632
All the richest bitches
come here
743
00:31:04,766 --> 00:31:06,467
to drop off
their last-season cast-offs.
744
00:31:06,601 --> 00:31:07,334
[curtain whooshes]
745
00:31:08,503 --> 00:31:09,671
Ooh!
746
00:31:09,804 --> 00:31:11,573
This one feels...
747
00:31:11,706 --> 00:31:13,040
Deeply problematic?
748
00:31:13,173 --> 00:31:15,643
-I was gonna say racist.
-Yeah, yeah.
749
00:31:16,845 --> 00:31:19,046
-This one's a maybe.
-Okay.
750
00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,447
For home use only.
751
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,282
Hey, I don't slut shame.
752
00:31:22,416 --> 00:31:24,719
I have the same one in red.
753
00:31:24,853 --> 00:31:25,986
I feel beautiful.
754
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,222
Uh, there's a wine stain
on the back.
755
00:31:28,355 --> 00:31:29,957
Oh, God, I think that's blood!
756
00:31:30,090 --> 00:31:32,827
Oh, my God, ew!
Ew! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
757
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,696
-[curtain whooshes]
-[gasps] Classic.
758
00:31:34,829 --> 00:31:37,766
-I feel like a Bond girl.
-You look like a Bond girl.
759
00:31:37,898 --> 00:31:38,966
This is it.
760
00:31:39,099 --> 00:31:40,568
-Pish.
-Mmhmm.
761
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:41,969
[curtain whooshes]
762
00:31:42,102 --> 00:31:43,705
Okay, if you don't buy that,
I will kill you.
763
00:31:43,838 --> 00:31:45,507
And then I'll buy it,
and I'll wear it to the trial.
764
00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:47,941
[laughs]
765
00:31:49,577 --> 00:31:50,911
You look beautiful.
766
00:31:51,044 --> 00:31:52,045
How do you feel?
767
00:31:52,980 --> 00:31:55,449
Different, but good different.
768
00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,985
[sighs]
769
00:31:58,118 --> 00:31:59,587
Thank you for bringing me here.
770
00:31:59,721 --> 00:32:01,088
Any time.
771
00:32:01,221 --> 00:32:02,956
But we probably
should get going.
772
00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:04,491
Some of us actually have
to work.
773
00:32:04,626 --> 00:32:05,926
Yeah, let's go.
774
00:32:09,463 --> 00:32:11,265
♪ I wanna see you bringthe heat ♪
775
00:32:11,398 --> 00:32:12,767
♪ The heat ♪
776
00:32:12,901 --> 00:32:14,669
♪ I wanna see you bringthe flavor ♪
777
00:32:14,803 --> 00:32:16,203
♪ The flavor ♪
778
00:32:16,336 --> 00:32:17,772
♪ Come on, let's move itto the beat ♪
779
00:32:17,906 --> 00:32:18,939
♪ The beat ♪
780
00:32:19,072 --> 00:32:20,974
♪ We gonna do it now and later ♪
781
00:32:21,108 --> 00:32:22,976
♪ And later ♪
782
00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:24,913
-♪ Like that, huh, you got it ♪
-♪ You got it ♪
783
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:26,447
♪ Yeah, let's move that body ♪
784
00:32:26,581 --> 00:32:27,882
♪ We just swingin'to the music ♪
785
00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,450
Hey, ladies!
Let's lunch soon.
786
00:32:29,584 --> 00:32:31,251
-♪ Bring the heat ♪
-♪ The heat ♪
787
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:36,490
-Wow! Uh, you clean up nice.
-Thanks.
788
00:32:36,624 --> 00:32:37,991
I had a little help
from a friend.
789
00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,393
I thought you didn't
have friends.
790
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:41,161
It's called "personal growth."
791
00:32:41,295 --> 00:32:43,096
Ah! I'll have to try
that sometime.
792
00:32:43,230 --> 00:32:46,534
-I had a lot of fun yesterday.
-Me, too.
793
00:32:46,668 --> 00:32:48,837
Do you think you--
794
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,738
[indistinct speech]
795
00:32:50,872 --> 00:32:52,172
Okay, I'll be right there.
796
00:32:53,407 --> 00:32:56,977
I should probably go,
but I'll see you soon, Alvarez.
797
00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:58,278
[birds chirping in distance]
798
00:32:58,412 --> 00:33:00,648
[indistinct chatter
in background]
799
00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:03,885
Good lady,
a tequila on the rocks.
800
00:33:04,017 --> 00:33:05,520
-Make it double.
-Oh!
801
00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:08,055
I guess I'm a proper lady
of society now.
802
00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:10,257
Well, you certainly look
the part,
803
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,926
but now you've gotta act it.
804
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:13,260
Well, you've spent a lot of time
around these bougie a-holes.
805
00:33:13,393 --> 00:33:14,796
What should I do next?
806
00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,731
Give up my voting rights
or start preparing a dowry?
807
00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:18,465
Wow!
808
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,901
Uh, first, I'd start by getting
that chip off your shoulder.
809
00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,435
-[bottle tinkles]
-Ouch.
810
00:33:21,569 --> 00:33:24,004
Ariana, you are spending time
at an amazing club
811
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:25,305
on your tío's dime.
812
00:33:25,439 --> 00:33:27,241
A million people
would kill to be here.
813
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,544
-Check your privilege, missy.
-You're right.
814
00:33:29,677 --> 00:33:32,012
Consider the chip gone.
Any other pointers?
815
00:33:32,145 --> 00:33:33,715
Ooh,
you're gonna hate this next one.
816
00:33:33,848 --> 00:33:34,916
I don't wanna date old dudes.
817
00:33:35,048 --> 00:33:37,284
It's worse. You have to golf.
818
00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,786
I'd rather date an old dude!
819
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,655
I know, but it's a golf club.
You gotta golf.
820
00:33:40,788 --> 00:33:42,155
From what I've seen,
it's a drinking club
821
00:33:42,289 --> 00:33:43,825
with a golf course.
822
00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:45,860
Listen, it's an amazing way
to earn the ladies' respect
823
00:33:45,994 --> 00:33:47,795
and it shows the men that
you're not just here shopping
824
00:33:47,929 --> 00:33:48,863
for a husband.
825
00:33:48,997 --> 00:33:50,330
I'll consider it.
826
00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:52,834
But I want the record to show
I'm not happy.
827
00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,301
-Noted.
-[chuckles]
828
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:57,839
And last but not least,
I'd enjoy this place
829
00:33:57,972 --> 00:33:58,973
while it's still here.
830
00:33:59,106 --> 00:34:00,542
Still here? Where's it going?
831
00:34:01,843 --> 00:34:04,512
-Money problems.
-I have money problems.
832
00:34:04,646 --> 00:34:06,346
Trust me, this place
is doing just fine.
833
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,248
No, girl, membership is down.
834
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,817
The older members are dying off
835
00:34:09,951 --> 00:34:11,184
and they're certainly
not attracting any younger ones.
836
00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:12,654
Well, boo-hoo!
837
00:34:12,787 --> 00:34:15,355
The oldies can manifest
this place up in heaven.
838
00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:17,725
-I sense a chip.
-Sorry, old habits.
839
00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:19,794
Ariana,
it's not just the members.
840
00:34:19,928 --> 00:34:21,361
Look around this place.
841
00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,765
There's over 100 employees
that depend on Gilmore.
842
00:34:23,898 --> 00:34:25,767
If something doesn't change,
this could be the last year
843
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:27,401
for all of us.
844
00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:28,836
Well, I can think
of a million ways
845
00:34:28,970 --> 00:34:29,904
to make this place more fun.
846
00:34:30,038 --> 00:34:31,539
[bell ringing in background]
847
00:34:31,673 --> 00:34:33,407
-Oh, no.
-I'm here for back up.
848
00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:34,408
[sighs]
849
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:36,209
-What's going on?
-Hole in one!
850
00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:37,712
-But that's a good thing.
-Mm-mm.
851
00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:39,013
Not for us.
852
00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:40,414
The entire club
gets a free drink.
853
00:34:40,548 --> 00:34:42,016
-Which leads to more drinks.
-Mm-hmm.
854
00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:43,417
-Here they come.
-Shit.
855
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:46,788
[golf car whirs]
856
00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:47,789
[tire screeches]
857
00:34:47,922 --> 00:34:49,757
[pours drinks]
858
00:34:49,891 --> 00:34:51,091
[indistinct chatter]
859
00:34:51,224 --> 00:34:56,396
[♪♪♪]
860
00:34:58,265 --> 00:34:59,867
STELLA:
My martini, if you please!
861
00:35:00,001 --> 00:35:02,169
There she is! Woman of the hour!
862
00:35:02,302 --> 00:35:04,872
Sank that sucker
from 150 yards out.
863
00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:06,239
I heard it was a lucky shot.
864
00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:08,676
Lucky my ass,
you cheap son of a bitch!
865
00:35:08,810 --> 00:35:10,678
Drink the only free thing
you'll ever get from me.
866
00:35:10,812 --> 00:35:11,913
Hmm.
867
00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,480
I heard it was windy
that probably did it.
868
00:35:13,615 --> 00:35:15,349
Three divorces, Bill.
Wonder why.
869
00:35:15,482 --> 00:35:18,519
Hey, Christina, a beer
before my wife gets here.
870
00:35:19,687 --> 00:35:20,922
Thank you.
871
00:35:21,055 --> 00:35:23,791
She's really got a tight grip
on your balls, huh, son?
872
00:35:23,925 --> 00:35:27,862
Yeah, I mean more or less,
but mostly more.
873
00:35:27,996 --> 00:35:28,830
Tough place.
874
00:35:29,731 --> 00:35:31,799
Yes, I bet. God, I love beer!
875
00:35:31,933 --> 00:35:32,767
-SKYLER: Kyle!
-Hey.
876
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:35,369
What are you doing?
877
00:35:35,503 --> 00:35:37,672
Just uh, havin' a beer,
a little celebration.
878
00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:38,706
Mmhmm.
879
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,508
It's time
to let your balls drop.
880
00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:42,342
Bill, you would be
so much more attractive
881
00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:44,311
if you talked
just a little less.
882
00:35:44,444 --> 00:35:46,914
That's funny!
That's what Kyle says about you!
883
00:35:47,048 --> 00:35:48,248
[laughs]
884
00:35:48,382 --> 00:35:50,585
-Honey, can I talk to you?
-Yup. Yup.
885
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:52,854
Well played.
886
00:35:52,987 --> 00:35:55,823
Well, gentlemen, it is time
for us to journey on.
887
00:35:55,957 --> 00:35:57,157
Where's everyone going?
888
00:35:57,290 --> 00:35:58,793
Oh, we're going
to the men's lounge!
889
00:35:58,926 --> 00:36:01,929
There' just too much estrogen
out here.
890
00:36:02,063 --> 00:36:03,497
It's my kryptonite.
891
00:36:03,631 --> 00:36:05,900
Why not just stay here
and have another drink on--
892
00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:07,300
On Mr. Alvarez?
893
00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:10,138
Oh, we're goin' in there
where there's um, books.
894
00:36:10,270 --> 00:36:12,707
-Oh, you read?
-Yeah. Do you read?
895
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,975
Romance novels?
896
00:36:14,108 --> 00:36:15,810
-Good for you.
-Um...
897
00:36:15,943 --> 00:36:16,611
Another time.
898
00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:19,781
STELLA:
Honey, you want him to go.
899
00:36:19,914 --> 00:36:22,083
Watching him drink
with his penis,
900
00:36:22,215 --> 00:36:24,018
it's not for everybody.
901
00:36:24,152 --> 00:36:25,385
Romance novels?
902
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,388
Oh, honey, it's See Spot Run.
903
00:36:28,523 --> 00:36:30,357
The Adventures of Dick and Jane.
904
00:36:30,490 --> 00:36:31,793
-Dick likes his dick.
-[chuckles]
905
00:36:31,926 --> 00:36:33,861
-Bill likes his dick.
-[chuckles]
906
00:36:33,995 --> 00:36:36,931
Maybe I could just have one
with the boys.
907
00:36:37,065 --> 00:36:38,933
Honey,
I made us reservations at Fork.
908
00:36:39,067 --> 00:36:40,367
She is a top chef.
909
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:41,769
-It took me months to get us in.
-Yeah, I know.
910
00:36:41,903 --> 00:36:43,971
And I'll--
I'll still make it to dinner.
911
00:36:45,205 --> 00:36:46,607
Okay.
912
00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:48,208
But you know, I hate
when you hang out with Bill.
913
00:36:48,341 --> 00:36:49,376
He's a creep
and he always looks at my--
914
00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:51,646
I-- I-- I know, I know.
915
00:36:51,779 --> 00:36:54,682
Hey, I promise, I'll be good.
916
00:36:54,816 --> 00:36:56,150
Hmm?
917
00:36:56,283 --> 00:36:57,350
-You better.
-I would.
918
00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:58,519
Or I'll know.
919
00:36:58,653 --> 00:37:00,521
I know you will. Love you.
920
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:01,288
Love you.
921
00:37:02,123 --> 00:37:03,624
-[club members laughing]
-CLUB MEMBER: [indistinct]
922
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,862
Hey, hey!
Who's bangin' the new chick?
923
00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:09,130
[laughing]
924
00:37:10,297 --> 00:37:11,999
Well, I don't know
if you're talking about reality
925
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:13,568
or what's happened in my mind,
926
00:37:13,701 --> 00:37:15,268
because in my mind,
we're having our third child.
927
00:37:15,402 --> 00:37:16,904
[laughing]
928
00:37:17,038 --> 00:37:18,673
I'm gonna ride that thing
like a choo-choo train.
929
00:37:18,806 --> 00:37:20,742
[mimicking train whistling]
930
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:22,744
[laughing]
931
00:37:22,877 --> 00:37:25,813
Hey, don't tell my wife.
[laughs]
932
00:37:25,947 --> 00:37:28,448
Sometimes it sucks
to have a vagina.
933
00:37:28,583 --> 00:37:31,586
What a stupid, archaic,
sexist rule!
934
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,621
I mean no wonder you guys
aren't getting any new members.
935
00:37:33,755 --> 00:37:36,389
You are correct,
but it is a tradition.
936
00:37:36,524 --> 00:37:38,659
Fuck tradition.
It was your hole in one!
937
00:37:38,793 --> 00:37:40,762
You should be in there
celebrating!
938
00:37:40,895 --> 00:37:42,864
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm too tired for that fight.
939
00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:45,900
Then I'll fight it for you.
940
00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,467
I'm goin' in.
941
00:37:47,602 --> 00:37:49,904
Fine, well,
as the ranking board member,
942
00:37:50,037 --> 00:37:51,105
I will tell you
that the tradition
943
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,040
is 125 years old.
944
00:37:53,174 --> 00:37:54,776
Other than that, I know nothing.
945
00:37:55,610 --> 00:37:57,477
Christina, hit me up!
946
00:37:58,846 --> 00:37:59,647
Hang on!
947
00:38:02,016 --> 00:38:04,652
-You'll also need these.
-Thank you.
948
00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:05,553
Good luck.
949
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:08,756
[chuckles]
950
00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:10,124
She's so plucky.
951
00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,392
You don't come here
for the huntin', do you, boy?
952
00:38:12,527 --> 00:38:16,197
[laughing]
953
00:38:16,329 --> 00:38:17,497
-Fuck your tradition.
-Oh!
954
00:38:17,632 --> 00:38:19,767
I'm here and I've got tequila.
955
00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:22,870
-Tequila!
-Tequila!
956
00:38:23,004 --> 00:38:24,539
[cheering]
957
00:38:26,107 --> 00:38:27,675
-Night, boys.
-[clinking glasses]
958
00:38:27,809 --> 00:38:28,910
-Bottoms up.
-[clink glasses]
959
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:33,648
Ono más.
960
00:38:34,649 --> 00:38:36,349
You said
she wouldn't last a week.
961
00:38:37,350 --> 00:38:38,553
We may have to step things up,
962
00:38:38,686 --> 00:38:40,721
but we'll find a way
to get her out.
963
00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:42,290
Do you think she really wants
to have lunch with us
964
00:38:42,422 --> 00:38:44,258
or was she just being nice?
965
00:38:44,391 --> 00:38:46,294
You know,
she did seem pretty cozy
966
00:38:46,426 --> 00:38:48,162
chatting it up
with Jason earlier.
967
00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,230
I wonder--
968
00:38:49,362 --> 00:38:51,132
This feels a little mean, girls.
969
00:38:51,265 --> 00:38:53,433
Can't we just give her a chance?
970
00:38:53,568 --> 00:38:55,570
-We could invite her to Fork.
-No! No.
971
00:38:55,703 --> 00:38:58,039
Ladies, no, just trust me.
972
00:38:58,172 --> 00:39:00,808
This club will never accept
someone like Ariana.
973
00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:04,946
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
-Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
974
00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,181
Ariana! Ariana!
975
00:39:07,315 --> 00:39:08,549
Sure about that?
976
00:39:08,683 --> 00:39:10,718
CLUB MEMBERS:
Ariana! Ariana! Ariana!
977
00:39:10,852 --> 00:39:11,752
[slurps]
978
00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:14,722
Hey, let me just squeeze
in there quick.
979
00:39:14,856 --> 00:39:16,824
Hey, thanks for bringin'
the tequila.
980
00:39:16,958 --> 00:39:17,692
This is fun.
981
00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:18,659
-Stop.
-Oh, ticklish?
982
00:39:18,793 --> 00:39:19,894
-Stop.
-Oh...
983
00:39:20,027 --> 00:39:21,361
What? Oh, Kyle!
984
00:39:22,763 --> 00:39:25,032
Your wife
is in the men's lounge.
985
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:28,769
You know the rules.
Next round is on you, jackass.
986
00:39:28,903 --> 00:39:31,138
Kyle, we don't wanna miss
our dinner reservation.
987
00:39:31,272 --> 00:39:32,940
Let's go. Now.
988
00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:34,542
Yes, dear.
989
00:39:34,675 --> 00:39:37,912
Come on, Sky,
we're just havin' some fun.
990
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,146
Hey, for the record,
991
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:41,215
your husband
can really pound the tequila.
992
00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:44,218
For the record, that dress
looked great on me last year.
993
00:39:44,352 --> 00:39:46,921
I bet you didn't notice
my initials on the inseam.
994
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:50,658
Okay, Skyler, men's lounge,
you out.
995
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:53,294
-But what about her?
-You don't know my pronouns.
996
00:39:53,426 --> 00:39:56,898
[Bill laughing]
997
00:39:57,031 --> 00:40:01,102
-Ariana! Ariana!
-Ariana! Ariana!
998
00:40:02,435 --> 00:40:04,138
-RICHARD: Ms. Alvarez!
-CLUB MEMBERS: Ariana! Ariana!
999
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,141
May I speak with you, please?
1000
00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:09,076
Privately.
1001
00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,215
Ms. Alvarez, your behavior
in the men's lounge
1002
00:40:14,348 --> 00:40:15,616
was totally unacceptable!
1003
00:40:15,750 --> 00:40:17,151
You know what's unacceptable?
1004
00:40:17,285 --> 00:40:19,520
Separating genders
like it's the 1900!
1005
00:40:19,654 --> 00:40:22,156
-It's a tradition!
-Well, it's regressive.
1006
00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:24,926
Even so, I've already received
too many complaints about you.
1007
00:40:25,059 --> 00:40:26,761
I have no choice
but to contact your uncle.
1008
00:40:26,894 --> 00:40:29,030
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's not do anything rash.
1009
00:40:30,164 --> 00:40:32,967
Mr. Peters, word on the street
is the club isn't doing great.
1010
00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,603
-[scoffs]
-So why don't we make a deal?
1011
00:40:35,736 --> 00:40:37,437
I'll help you
get your membership numbers up
1012
00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:40,207
and you keep this whole incident
on the DL.
1013
00:40:40,341 --> 00:40:41,776
Let's leave Tío Jorge out of it.
1014
00:40:41,909 --> 00:40:43,911
What happens in Gilmore,
stays in Gilmore.
1015
00:40:44,045 --> 00:40:46,814
Excuse me. This club
doesn't need your help.
1016
00:40:46,948 --> 00:40:49,650
We both know it does.
Gilmore needs to change.
1017
00:40:49,784 --> 00:40:53,154
If not, lots of jobs go bye-bye,
including yours.
1018
00:40:54,388 --> 00:40:55,656
[sighs]
1019
00:40:57,725 --> 00:41:02,396
Well... the annual
new member drive is comin' up.
1020
00:41:02,897 --> 00:41:05,032
I could recommend you
to the committee.
1021
00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:05,967
Great.
1022
00:41:06,100 --> 00:41:07,601
It's run
by Mrs. Skyler Harrison.
1023
00:41:07,735 --> 00:41:09,570
Yeah, that's not gonna work.
Let me guess.
1024
00:41:09,704 --> 00:41:11,639
Charity auctions,
wine-tasting parties,
1025
00:41:11,772 --> 00:41:13,274
and black-tie events.
1026
00:41:13,407 --> 00:41:15,676
And the women's golf tournament
at the end of the season.
1027
00:41:15,810 --> 00:41:17,979
Boring, boring, boring!
1028
00:41:18,112 --> 00:41:20,548
You want new members,
you need new ideas.
1029
00:41:20,681 --> 00:41:22,850
We gotta think
outside Skyler's box.
1030
00:41:24,518 --> 00:41:26,654
-I'm listening
-Oh, now? Oh, okay.
1031
00:41:26,787 --> 00:41:29,623
Uh, well, just spitballing here.
1032
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:33,661
I think you need to appeal
to a younger demographic.
1033
00:41:33,794 --> 00:41:36,697
They don't want galas,
they want yappy hours.
1034
00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:38,432
-Yappy hour?
-Yes!
1035
00:41:38,566 --> 00:41:40,500
You know, like drinks and dogs!
1036
00:41:41,902 --> 00:41:43,637
You take care of Skyler
and the committee,
1037
00:41:43,771 --> 00:41:44,972
I'll take care
of the new members.
1038
00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:47,508
And Uncle George
stays none the wiser.
1039
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,279
You really think
you can pull this off?
1040
00:41:52,413 --> 00:41:54,115
I think I can save this place.
1041
00:41:55,082 --> 00:41:56,283
Then you got yourself a deal.
1042
00:41:57,418 --> 00:41:59,587
[music playing in background]
1043
00:42:01,355 --> 00:42:03,257
The parking lot is packed.
Where is everyone?
1044
00:42:03,391 --> 00:42:04,959
DAN ON SPEAKER:
Welcome Gilmore membersand guests!
1045
00:42:05,092 --> 00:42:07,695
Let's get ready to playThe Price is Right!
1046
00:42:07,828 --> 00:42:09,130
I love that show!
1047
00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:10,765
[crowd applauding
and cheering in background]
1048
00:42:10,898 --> 00:42:11,899
My grandma won a trip
to the Grand Canyon.
1049
00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,134
She didn't take me though.
1050
00:42:14,301 --> 00:42:19,240
[♪♪♪]
1051
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:23,044
Skyler!
1052
00:42:23,177 --> 00:42:24,578
Oh, I'm sorry,
1053
00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:26,213
I don't see your name
on the list.
1054
00:42:26,347 --> 00:42:28,315
But you're more than welcome
to wait in line.
1055
00:42:28,449 --> 00:42:30,117
What the hell is going on?
1056
00:42:30,251 --> 00:42:33,020
It's new member week.
And we all have to do our part.
1057
00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:35,322
DAN ON SPEAKER:
Give a round of applauseto Kyle Harrison
1058
00:42:35,456 --> 00:42:37,324
and his brand-new peloton!
1059
00:42:37,458 --> 00:42:38,759
I'm gonna get Mr. Peters.
1060
00:42:38,893 --> 00:42:40,561
Oh, don't bother.
I'll go in and grab him for you.
1061
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:41,896
In the meantime, feel free
to check out all
1062
00:42:42,029 --> 00:42:43,330
these activities I have planned.
1063
00:42:43,464 --> 00:42:46,000
S'mores bar and stargazing?
1064
00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:47,201
-How romantic!
-Hmm.
1065
00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:48,602
Harry would love that!
1066
00:42:48,736 --> 00:42:50,037
Oh, my God! A yappy hour!
1067
00:42:50,171 --> 00:42:51,972
ARIANA:
Spots are filling up quick so...
1068
00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:54,875
And don't forget to follow
the hashtag Gilmore 2.0
1069
00:42:55,009 --> 00:42:56,410
for the most up-to-date news.
1070
00:42:56,545 --> 00:42:58,112
DAN ON SPEAKER:
And please welcome to stage,
1071
00:42:58,245 --> 00:43:01,782
our wonderful hostessAriana Alvarez!
1072
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:03,217
[crowd cheering in background]
1073
00:43:03,350 --> 00:43:04,819
Gotta go, duty calls.
1074
00:43:08,255 --> 00:43:09,757
ARIANA ON SPEAKER:
Ladies, come through
1075
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:11,158
for tomorrow'sself-defense class.
1076
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:13,761
Gilmoreis a no-pussy-grabbing zone!
1077
00:43:14,628 --> 00:43:16,163
This means war.
1078
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:22,837
25 new pledges. A club record.
1079
00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:24,839
What do you say you take me out
to celebrate?
1080
00:43:24,972 --> 00:43:27,308
I'd say meet me after my shift.
1081
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:28,742
Hmm.
1082
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,144
I'll text you!
1083
00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:34,615
[indistinct chatter]
1084
00:43:34,748 --> 00:43:37,384
Yes, maybe, yeah.
1085
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:40,589
Hey, um, we'll start
with a flight of ales
1086
00:43:40,721 --> 00:43:42,990
and a couple of pretzels,
please.
1087
00:43:43,124 --> 00:43:45,359
Flight? I want one of those.
1088
00:43:48,262 --> 00:43:50,097
Are you sure
you can handle all that?
1089
00:43:50,231 --> 00:43:51,665
You scared?
1090
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,502
We'll take two of those, please.
1091
00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:56,003
A good choice.
1092
00:43:57,606 --> 00:43:59,640
So, this place is cute.
1093
00:43:59,773 --> 00:44:01,008
Yeah, I love it.
1094
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:03,144
The food's good
and the beer's cheap.
1095
00:44:03,277 --> 00:44:04,945
And there's no chance someone
from the club
1096
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:06,647
will see us
together, right?
1097
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,382
I see your angle.
1098
00:44:08,517 --> 00:44:10,384
Trust me, it's for the best.
1099
00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:11,852
It's a stupid rule.
1100
00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:14,188
People should be allowed
to fall for each other.
1101
00:44:14,321 --> 00:44:16,056
No one should lose their job
over it.
1102
00:44:17,559 --> 00:44:18,659
Is that what's happening?
1103
00:44:18,792 --> 00:44:20,961
We're falling for each other?
1104
00:44:21,095 --> 00:44:22,564
I don't know. You tell me.
1105
00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:24,398
♪ Yeah, yeah, girl you know--♪
1106
00:44:26,133 --> 00:44:28,335
Let's play a game,
truth or drink.
1107
00:44:28,469 --> 00:44:31,573
Well, I already plan
on drinking, but okay.
1108
00:44:31,705 --> 00:44:32,740
Gentleman, first.
1109
00:44:34,509 --> 00:44:35,676
When we met,
1110
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:37,546
what was your first thought
about me?
1111
00:44:37,678 --> 00:44:40,447
That you were fucking hot. You?
1112
00:44:40,582 --> 00:44:42,249
-♪ I'll try, I had to say ♪
-Hmm.
1113
00:44:42,383 --> 00:44:43,918
-♪ The way that I'm feeling ♪
-Drink?
1114
00:44:44,051 --> 00:44:45,452
Wow, you can't answer that?
1115
00:44:45,587 --> 00:44:46,954
♪ That kinda feelin' ♪
1116
00:44:47,087 --> 00:44:49,823
It was the second grade
and Jimmy just yelled,
1117
00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:51,492
-"He's goin' in his pants!"
-[gasps]
1118
00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:55,429
And for the next three years,
that was my cross to bear.
1119
00:44:55,564 --> 00:44:56,864
Did you ever poop your pants?
1120
00:44:57,831 --> 00:45:00,201
Drink. Oh, no!
1121
00:45:00,334 --> 00:45:03,237
Definitely Zac Efron cover
of Rolling Stone.
1122
00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:06,006
Ah! That was
your sexual awakening?
1123
00:45:06,140 --> 00:45:09,343
Yeah, and it was glorious. You?
1124
00:45:09,476 --> 00:45:10,377
Drink!
1125
00:45:10,512 --> 00:45:11,478
-I am.
-[chuckles]
1126
00:45:11,613 --> 00:45:13,682
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1127
00:45:13,814 --> 00:45:15,517
♪ Yeah ♪
1128
00:45:15,650 --> 00:45:17,751
♪ I can feel that you want it,put somethin' on it ♪
1129
00:45:17,885 --> 00:45:20,254
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1130
00:45:20,387 --> 00:45:21,789
♪ Yeah ♪
1131
00:45:21,922 --> 00:45:23,390
♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪
1132
00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:25,259
If a genie suddenly appeared
and gave you one wish,
1133
00:45:25,392 --> 00:45:26,460
what would it be?
1134
00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:28,062
That's not how genie's work.
I get three.
1135
00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:30,699
Mm, this is
a post-pandemic recession genie.
1136
00:45:30,831 --> 00:45:31,832
You get one.
1137
00:45:31,966 --> 00:45:33,167
I'd ask for 100 more wishes.
1138
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,469
-Ugh, boring!
-Fine.
1139
00:45:35,604 --> 00:45:37,871
Uh, I guess
a part of me still wonders
1140
00:45:38,005 --> 00:45:39,740
what if I hadn't quit Stanford?
1141
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,408
Would I be pro?
1142
00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:44,646
So I'd wish I could go back
and do it all over.
1143
00:45:44,778 --> 00:45:45,779
It's never too late.
1144
00:45:45,913 --> 00:45:48,315
Sometimes it is. What about you?
1145
00:45:48,449 --> 00:45:49,618
What's your wish?
1146
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,354
Um, I wish...
1147
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:56,123
-Drink, come on.
-[chuckles]
1148
00:45:56,257 --> 00:45:58,593
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1149
00:45:58,727 --> 00:46:00,094
♪ Yeah ♪
1150
00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:02,631
♪ 'Cause I feel magic tonight ♪
1151
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,898
♪ Put your money on me ♪
1152
00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:06,033
♪ Yeah ♪
1153
00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:07,167
-Fuck, Marry, Kill.
-Uh-huh.
1154
00:46:07,301 --> 00:46:08,836
Skyler, Rebecca, and Jenny.
1155
00:46:08,969 --> 00:46:10,605
-Marry Rebecca, fuck Jenny.
-Okay.
1156
00:46:10,739 --> 00:46:13,807
And gently, non-problematically,
and non-violently kill Skyler.
1157
00:46:13,941 --> 00:46:16,210
-Same. Come on.
-Bottoms up.
1158
00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:17,712
Ooh!
1159
00:46:17,845 --> 00:46:19,547
♪ Yeah ♪
1160
00:46:19,681 --> 00:46:20,682
♪ I can feel that you want it,put somethin' on it ♪
1161
00:46:20,814 --> 00:46:21,982
[grunts]
1162
00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:25,019
So, are we falling
for each other?
1163
00:46:26,987 --> 00:46:28,757
I'm gonna guess, you're not.
1164
00:46:28,889 --> 00:46:32,026
♪ Hey ♪
1165
00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:34,696
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1166
00:46:35,563 --> 00:46:37,231
My sexual awakening
was Ryan Reynolds.
1167
00:46:37,364 --> 00:46:39,166
I pooped my pants
at a 4th grade sleepover.
1168
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:40,968
I don't do well with dairy
as I found out.
1169
00:46:41,101 --> 00:46:42,504
When we first met,
1170
00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:43,772
I honestly thought
you were the ballsiest person
1171
00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,039
and you weren't even trying.
1172
00:46:45,172 --> 00:46:46,775
-I know what I'd wish for.
-What?
1173
00:46:46,907 --> 00:46:48,442
From the genie, my wish.
1174
00:46:49,678 --> 00:46:51,546
I'd ask to have my parents back.
1175
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,380
They died in a car accident,
comin' to visit me
1176
00:46:53,515 --> 00:46:54,815
when I was in college.
1177
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,419
-I'm so sorry.
-Oh, it's okay.
1178
00:46:58,553 --> 00:47:00,622
I just needed
to say it out loud.
1179
00:47:00,755 --> 00:47:01,855
[chuckles]
1180
00:47:03,625 --> 00:47:06,960
Ariana,
I'm one 1,000% falling for you.
1181
00:47:09,029 --> 00:47:10,397
♪ Uh, she said ♪
1182
00:47:10,532 --> 00:47:13,167
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1183
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:15,436
♪ She'll come lookat what she wanted ♪
1184
00:47:15,570 --> 00:47:17,672
♪ I'll give youjust one warnin' ♪
1185
00:47:17,806 --> 00:47:19,473
♪ You don't knowwhat you started ♪
1186
00:47:19,607 --> 00:47:21,175
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1187
00:47:21,308 --> 00:47:24,244
-Are you sure you wanna do this?
-Yeah, I'm sure.
1188
00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:26,947
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure.
1189
00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:29,183
♪ Girl, I know I just want you,ooh ♪
1190
00:47:31,786 --> 00:47:33,987
One of us smells like mustard.
1191
00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:35,422
-What?
-[chuckles]
1192
00:47:37,726 --> 00:47:41,195
Hot? Sweet?
1193
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:43,864
♪ Waste no more time,no more, no more ♪
1194
00:47:44,632 --> 00:47:45,432
Spicy.
1195
00:47:45,567 --> 00:47:47,334
♪ Uh ♪
1196
00:47:48,068 --> 00:47:50,471
Hot. Very hot.
1197
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,009
♪ Oh, oh, yeah ♪
1198
00:48:02,149 --> 00:48:04,017
[birds chirping in background]
1199
00:48:04,151 --> 00:48:05,452
-Hey.
-Hey.
1200
00:48:07,287 --> 00:48:09,223
CHRISTINA:
Hello, Ms. Alvarez.
1201
00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:10,457
[sighs]
1202
00:48:10,592 --> 00:48:12,226
You slept with Jason,
didn't you?
1203
00:48:12,359 --> 00:48:14,596
I can't stop smiling.
I feel like I'm in a rom-com.
1204
00:48:14,729 --> 00:48:16,765
Okay, I love this for you,
like amazing,
1205
00:48:16,897 --> 00:48:18,700
but I would keep that on the DL.
1206
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:20,401
If Skyler finds out
about the two of you,
1207
00:48:20,535 --> 00:48:22,002
-she will be sure to ruin it.
-[Ariana sighs]
1208
00:48:22,136 --> 00:48:23,437
Speak of the devil..
1209
00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:24,471
Good luck.
1210
00:48:25,339 --> 00:48:27,307
-Skyler, so glad you made it!
-Oh, my goodness,
1211
00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:29,443
I wouldn't miss it
for the world!
1212
00:48:29,577 --> 00:48:32,212
What's good for the club
is good for everyone, right?
1213
00:48:32,346 --> 00:48:33,313
Right.
1214
00:48:33,447 --> 00:48:34,381
It's a great turn out,
by the way.
1215
00:48:34,516 --> 00:48:35,517
Thanks, Rebecca.
1216
00:48:35,650 --> 00:48:37,384
Yes, can't wait
to see how it goes.
1217
00:48:37,519 --> 00:48:38,952
Well, you shouldn't have
to wait too much longer.
1218
00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:40,988
Our instructor
will be here any second.
1219
00:48:41,121 --> 00:48:42,222
Wonderful.
1220
00:48:44,559 --> 00:48:46,360
Will she?
1221
00:48:46,493 --> 00:48:47,327
[chuckling]
1222
00:48:47,461 --> 00:48:48,996
[sighs]
1223
00:48:49,129 --> 00:48:54,702
[♪♪♪]
1224
00:49:00,508 --> 00:49:01,576
Aw, Ariana,
1225
00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:04,178
seems like your instructor
is a no-show.
1226
00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:05,580
I'm so sorry it's a bust,
1227
00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,347
but this is why we
have a committee.
1228
00:49:07,481 --> 00:49:10,150
Not everyone has the skillset
to plan club events.
1229
00:49:14,589 --> 00:49:17,024
Oh, there she is!
The woman of the hour!
1230
00:49:17,157 --> 00:49:18,425
Everyone,
give a round of applause
1231
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,861
for Christina.
1232
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,930
[club members clapping]
1233
00:49:22,062 --> 00:49:24,164
-What are you doing?
-I owe you.
1234
00:49:24,298 --> 00:49:25,900
You all know her
as a fabulous bartender
1235
00:49:26,033 --> 00:49:27,501
and server,
1236
00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:28,803
but what you don't know
is that she's highly trained
1237
00:49:28,937 --> 00:49:30,237
in the art of Jiu-jitsu.
1238
00:49:32,272 --> 00:49:33,708
[clears throat]
1239
00:49:33,842 --> 00:49:35,844
Uh, uh, yes. Hi.
1240
00:49:36,878 --> 00:49:40,214
Thanks you, Ariana,
for that wonderful intro.
1241
00:49:40,347 --> 00:49:44,184
Um, and I'm so sorry
that I'm so late.
1242
00:49:44,318 --> 00:49:48,422
But I'm really excited
to empower you all today,
1243
00:49:48,556 --> 00:49:51,358
both physically and mentally.
1244
00:49:52,493 --> 00:49:54,294
Okay. Alright, everyone up.
1245
00:49:55,262 --> 00:49:56,598
I'm gonna need a volunteer.
1246
00:49:58,398 --> 00:50:00,602
Mrs. Harrison, come on up.
1247
00:50:02,770 --> 00:50:04,304
So, let's all pretend
1248
00:50:04,438 --> 00:50:07,007
that I am walking alone
in a parking lot
1249
00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:09,409
and Mrs. Harrison
is following me.
1250
00:50:09,544 --> 00:50:11,513
I don't know why I'm
in the employee parking lot,
1251
00:50:11,646 --> 00:50:12,547
but okay.
1252
00:50:13,548 --> 00:50:14,849
Alright, I want you
to come up behind me
1253
00:50:14,983 --> 00:50:16,116
and grab my shoulder.
1254
00:50:19,219 --> 00:50:20,722
-[groans]
-Touch me again
1255
00:50:20,855 --> 00:50:22,924
and I will put you
in a shallow grave!
1256
00:50:23,090 --> 00:50:24,959
-[grunts]
-[cheering]
1257
00:50:25,092 --> 00:50:26,293
Okay.
1258
00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:27,896
So, that's how it's done,
ladies.
1259
00:50:28,028 --> 00:50:32,299
First, you attack physically,
and then psychologically.
1260
00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:33,001
Alright?
1261
00:50:33,133 --> 00:50:34,201
Eve, great!
1262
00:50:34,334 --> 00:50:35,970
Uh, Eve's gonna assist me.
1263
00:50:36,103 --> 00:50:38,238
-Alright, who's next?
-Me!
1264
00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:41,074
Nice. With one move.
1265
00:50:42,042 --> 00:50:43,243
I was parallel parking
1266
00:50:43,377 --> 00:50:45,078
before you were
in your father's nutsac,
1267
00:50:45,212 --> 00:50:46,648
-so back off!
-STELLA: You heard me!
1268
00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,016
CHRISTINA:
I heard you, I heard you!
1269
00:50:48,148 --> 00:50:49,517
Let's go!
1270
00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:50,785
Uh-huh.
1271
00:50:50,919 --> 00:50:53,487
My belly's not a petting zoo,
so hands off!
1272
00:50:53,621 --> 00:50:55,757
And my name's Rebecca,
not Becky!
1273
00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:57,124
Yes!
1274
00:50:57,257 --> 00:50:57,926
[club members cheering
and clapping]
1275
00:50:58,058 --> 00:50:58,492
Yeah, Rebecca!
1276
00:50:59,661 --> 00:51:00,762
[groans]
1277
00:51:00,895 --> 00:51:04,164
I will shove my dick
so far up your asshole
1278
00:51:04,298 --> 00:51:07,100
that it will split in two
out of your nostrils,
1279
00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:10,538
you mansplainin' waste of space!
1280
00:51:15,944 --> 00:51:17,177
Cheerleading was hard.
1281
00:51:19,479 --> 00:51:20,147
[grunts]
1282
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,816
Okay. Okay.
1283
00:51:21,950 --> 00:51:22,684
[clapping]
1284
00:51:22,817 --> 00:51:23,585
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
1285
00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:26,821
[birds chirping in background]
1286
00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:30,758
That was fun.
1287
00:51:30,892 --> 00:51:33,160
-Thanks for organizing.
-Hey, thanks for coming.
1288
00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:35,697
Oh, and see you guys Friday.
1289
00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:39,132
-Thanks.
-Thank you.
1290
00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:43,403
-I like your hair.
-Thanks.
1291
00:51:47,809 --> 00:51:49,844
You must really be
enjoying this.
1292
00:51:49,978 --> 00:51:51,378
I am.
1293
00:51:51,512 --> 00:51:53,514
Especially since you tried
to sabotage my event.
1294
00:51:53,648 --> 00:51:55,248
What'd you do?
Call the instructor and cancel?
1295
00:51:55,382 --> 00:51:57,217
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
1296
00:51:57,351 --> 00:51:58,553
Gilmore's a family.
1297
00:51:58,686 --> 00:52:00,420
When one of us succeeds,
we all succeed.
1298
00:52:00,555 --> 00:52:02,657
Oh, in the spirit of family,
1299
00:52:02,790 --> 00:52:04,659
I'd love to see you
at Friday's mini golf.
1300
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:07,294
It's sold out, but I could
make an exception
1301
00:52:07,427 --> 00:52:09,363
-for the club's reigning champ.
-[chuckles]
1302
00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:14,334
Just remember this, Ariana,
I win.
1303
00:52:14,468 --> 00:52:15,803
I always win.
1304
00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:19,507
[sighs]
1305
00:52:24,411 --> 00:52:26,179
I hope more people are coming.
1306
00:52:28,783 --> 00:52:32,086
I mean, I'm sure more people
are coming.
1307
00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:33,621
Wait, I thought you said
it was sold out.
1308
00:52:33,755 --> 00:52:36,289
Uh-uh, that's Ariana's event.
1309
00:52:37,525 --> 00:52:38,893
I've been thinking I know people
1310
00:52:39,027 --> 00:52:40,828
who can make people like her
disappear.
1311
00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:42,897
You know Criss Angel?
1312
00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:45,800
[sighs]
1313
00:52:45,933 --> 00:52:47,101
-[phone beeps]
-[gasps]
1314
00:52:47,234 --> 00:52:48,468
ARIANA ON VIDEO:
Hey, Gilmore fam,
1315
00:52:48,603 --> 00:52:50,004
the partyis just getting started.
1316
00:52:50,138 --> 00:52:52,607
The music's loudand the slushies are strong.
1317
00:52:52,740 --> 00:52:54,341
So even if you hate golfas much as I do,
1318
00:52:54,474 --> 00:52:55,576
you'll still have fun!
1319
00:52:56,544 --> 00:52:58,245
[indistinct lyrics]
1320
00:53:00,048 --> 00:53:01,816
Oh, my God, I love this song.
1321
00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:04,217
Oh, damn, me, too.
1322
00:53:05,553 --> 00:53:08,188
But not as much as a harpist,
obviously.
1323
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,627
[indistinct conversation]
1324
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:13,928
SKYLER:
What are you two talking about?
1325
00:53:15,596 --> 00:53:18,599
Just how I'm feeling
so nauseous.
1326
00:53:18,733 --> 00:53:21,069
Morning sickness
isn't just for the morning!
1327
00:53:21,201 --> 00:53:23,838
-Who knew?
-Totally!
1328
00:53:23,971 --> 00:53:25,573
And I'm also feeling sick.
1329
00:53:26,373 --> 00:53:27,775
I think
it might be sympathy pains.
1330
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,244
Lovely party, Skyler.
1331
00:53:31,378 --> 00:53:32,814
We'll see you tomorrow.
1332
00:53:32,947 --> 00:53:33,981
Wait, Becky--
1333
00:53:34,115 --> 00:53:36,316
Rebecca,
what am I supposed to do?
1334
00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:37,685
Host this all by myself?
1335
00:53:40,021 --> 00:53:40,655
[sighs]
1336
00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,724
I think you'll manage.
1337
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,793
Bye.
1338
00:53:45,927 --> 00:53:46,527
[sighs]
1339
00:53:51,933 --> 00:53:53,568
No, thank you. No.
1340
00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:54,969
Go!
1341
00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,404
[sighs]
1342
00:53:58,506 --> 00:53:59,941
[laughter]
1343
00:54:01,809 --> 00:54:02,844
[ball rattles]
1344
00:54:02,977 --> 00:54:04,112
[cheering]
1345
00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:05,813
[pours drink]
1346
00:54:07,247 --> 00:54:08,281
Thanks for coming.
1347
00:54:08,415 --> 00:54:09,382
Oh, there's drinks over there.
1348
00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,753
[gasps] You made it! Have fun!
1349
00:54:13,888 --> 00:54:16,591
Well, this is quite
the turn out.
1350
00:54:17,491 --> 00:54:18,626
Your uncle would be very proud.
1351
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:20,094
Mm, the night is young.
1352
00:54:20,228 --> 00:54:21,562
Still plenty of time for me
to screw it up.
1353
00:54:21,696 --> 00:54:23,831
Ariana, take the compliment.
1354
00:54:23,965 --> 00:54:25,166
Thank you.
1355
00:54:25,298 --> 00:54:27,902
These clubs are too damn small!
1356
00:54:28,035 --> 00:54:31,005
It's called "mini golf",
Ms. Archebold.
1357
00:54:31,139 --> 00:54:32,405
Yes, but you know,
1358
00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:35,442
I only like to play
with big things, Peters.
1359
00:54:36,376 --> 00:54:37,578
-Oh, no. [chuckles]
-No, no, no.
1360
00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:39,013
Oh, I'm not done with you.
1361
00:54:39,147 --> 00:54:40,848
[chuckling]
1362
00:54:42,116 --> 00:54:43,017
Ari!
1363
00:54:43,151 --> 00:54:44,417
Ah! Oh, guys!
1364
00:54:44,552 --> 00:54:45,820
[chuckles]
1365
00:54:45,953 --> 00:54:48,421
This is so much more fun
than Skyler's party.
1366
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:50,323
The harp is so boring.
1367
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:52,960
-Don't tell her I said that.
-That's very sweet, Jenny.
1368
00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:55,163
How many of those red slushies
have you had?
1369
00:54:55,295 --> 00:54:58,699
Mm, this is my third!
1370
00:55:00,168 --> 00:55:01,636
Oh shit. I have to pee.
1371
00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:05,239
-See you soon, girly!
-[chuckles]
1372
00:55:05,372 --> 00:55:06,941
I should probably
make sure she's good.
1373
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,375
Yeah.
1374
00:55:08,509 --> 00:55:10,945
You always did know
how to throw a party.
1375
00:55:11,078 --> 00:55:12,412
Keep doing new.
1376
00:55:12,547 --> 00:55:14,882
Gilmore loves you.
1377
00:55:15,016 --> 00:55:15,983
Thanks, Rebecca.
1378
00:55:20,387 --> 00:55:25,193
[♪♪♪]
1379
00:55:25,325 --> 00:55:27,327
Those rat bastards!
1380
00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:35,002
Want to play a few rounds later?
1381
00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:36,971
Loser takes the winner home.
1382
00:55:37,104 --> 00:55:39,207
I thought you didn't play.
1383
00:55:39,339 --> 00:55:40,473
I could make an exception.
1384
00:55:41,408 --> 00:55:42,210
Okay, fine.
1385
00:55:42,342 --> 00:55:45,412
[indistinct chatter]
1386
00:55:47,615 --> 00:55:48,415
ARIANA:
[indistinct speech]
1387
00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:49,584
-Yeah.
-Okay.
1388
00:55:53,788 --> 00:55:55,355
-It's good.
-[chuckles]
1389
00:55:55,488 --> 00:55:56,489
Thank you.
1390
00:55:58,826 --> 00:56:00,194
I'll take a club and a bucket,
please.
1391
00:56:00,728 --> 00:56:01,829
Skyler, you made it!
1392
00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:03,598
Yes, thank you for the invite.
1393
00:56:03,731 --> 00:56:05,333
It's quite the party.
1394
00:56:05,465 --> 00:56:07,034
Thanks?
1395
00:56:07,168 --> 00:56:10,605
So, Jason, my cousin Summer
is coming into town next week.
1396
00:56:10,738 --> 00:56:12,940
She's the hot one in the family
and very sweet.
1397
00:56:13,074 --> 00:56:15,176
But I haven't been single
in so long,
1398
00:56:15,309 --> 00:56:17,178
I-- I don't know
all the fun bars.
1399
00:56:17,311 --> 00:56:19,347
I could, um, recommend a few.
1400
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:21,015
You're such a doll.
1401
00:56:21,148 --> 00:56:23,450
But it might be easier
if I gave her your number.
1402
00:56:23,584 --> 00:56:24,952
Maybe you could show her around.
1403
00:56:25,086 --> 00:56:27,755
Who knows?
You two might really hit it off.
1404
00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:30,423
Um, of course, Ms. Harrison.
1405
00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:32,226
-Anything for our club champion.
-[chuckles]
1406
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:33,561
You flatter me.
1407
00:56:34,729 --> 00:56:35,796
See you later, Ariana.
1408
00:56:36,631 --> 00:56:37,765
Thanks, Jason.
1409
00:56:39,466 --> 00:56:42,270
-Ariana, I had to--
-No, you don't have to explain.
1410
00:56:42,402 --> 00:56:44,338
I totally understand.
1411
00:56:44,471 --> 00:56:45,806
I better go make my rounds.
1412
00:56:48,109 --> 00:56:49,243
Damn.
1413
00:56:49,377 --> 00:56:51,045
[sighs]
1414
00:56:53,748 --> 00:56:55,383
Two tequila shots. Doubles!
1415
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:56,851
You got it!
1416
00:56:56,984 --> 00:56:58,786
Ariana, this place is poppin'.
1417
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:01,289
I haven't seen it like this
in years, girl!
1418
00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:02,623
You should be really proud.
1419
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:06,493
Oh!
1420
00:57:07,361 --> 00:57:08,696
Whoa, okay.
1421
00:57:08,829 --> 00:57:11,165
Um, are we sure this
is a good idea?
1422
00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:13,634
Oh, you're j--
you're just gonna keep going.
1423
00:57:13,768 --> 00:57:14,802
They're all for you. Okay.
1424
00:57:14,936 --> 00:57:16,871
Hey, is everything alright?
1425
00:57:17,004 --> 00:57:17,939
Never better.
1426
00:57:19,907 --> 00:57:21,208
I'm gonna be holding her hair
later.
1427
00:57:21,342 --> 00:57:26,847
[♪♪♪]
1428
00:57:26,981 --> 00:57:29,884
-Hey, do you wanna dance?
-Fuck yeah!
1429
00:57:30,017 --> 00:57:30,885
[chuckling]
1430
00:57:34,655 --> 00:57:35,455
Yeah.
1431
00:57:35,589 --> 00:57:36,489
[indistinct lyrics]
1432
00:57:36,624 --> 00:57:38,125
Oh. Yeah.
1433
00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,427
Oh. Uh, stop!
1434
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:40,861
What? Come on, Ariana.
1435
00:57:40,995 --> 00:57:42,263
The tension is killing me.
1436
00:57:42,396 --> 00:57:43,564
No, you're married.
1437
00:57:43,698 --> 00:57:45,299
I know, right?
[indistinct speech]
1438
00:57:45,433 --> 00:57:46,567
[grunts]
1439
00:57:47,601 --> 00:57:49,804
You fucking slut!
1440
00:57:50,738 --> 00:57:52,707
Skyler, it's not what you think.
1441
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:54,175
-You slimy-
-MEMBERS: Oh!
1442
00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:56,110
Duplicitous hoe bag!
1443
00:57:56,877 --> 00:57:58,079
It's not what you think!
1444
00:57:58,212 --> 00:57:59,947
Come out here
and face me like a woman!
1445
00:58:00,081 --> 00:58:03,317
-Skyler, he tried to kiss me!
-Liar!
1446
00:58:03,451 --> 00:58:05,386
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
1447
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:07,054
-Oh!
-Oh!
1448
00:58:08,089 --> 00:58:10,591
[panting]
1449
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:13,794
You're the one trying
to ruin every second of my life!
1450
00:58:14,261 --> 00:58:16,063
[pants]
1451
00:58:16,197 --> 00:58:19,000
That is because you,
Ariana Alvarez,
1452
00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:22,203
are insignificant trash
and everyone knows it!
1453
00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:24,872
Not even the damn caddie
will commit to you.
1454
00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:26,040
That's right, everyone!
1455
00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:28,275
Jason is sleeping
with this whore.
1456
00:58:28,409 --> 00:58:32,313
Which according to page 106
is against the code of conduct!
1457
00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:33,614
Jason, is this true?
1458
00:58:36,951 --> 00:58:38,519
Jason, are you gonna tell them?
1459
00:58:41,088 --> 00:58:42,056
Ms. Alvarez,
1460
00:58:42,189 --> 00:58:43,958
I think you've had too much
to drink.
1461
00:58:48,329 --> 00:58:50,731
Fuck you, Jason.
And fuck you, Skyler.
1462
00:58:50,865 --> 00:58:53,768
And fuck this whole
fucking place!
1463
00:58:53,901 --> 00:58:56,637
I quit, effective immediately.
1464
00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:00,808
Uh-uh!
1465
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:01,876
Don't even think about it,
homeboy.
1466
00:59:06,647 --> 00:59:07,581
[indistinct chatter]
1467
00:59:07,715 --> 00:59:10,651
[sighs] Back to the party, guys.
1468
00:59:12,787 --> 00:59:14,523
[door unlocks]
1469
00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:16,157
[slams door]
1470
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,127
[meows]
1471
00:59:22,963 --> 00:59:26,333
[boots dropping on floor]
1472
00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:30,037
[purrs]
1473
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:34,742
[sighs] Looks like
it's just you and me, Romeo.
1474
00:59:35,676 --> 00:59:39,814
[phone buzzing]
1475
00:59:40,347 --> 00:59:45,719
[♪♪♪]
1476
00:59:51,926 --> 00:59:56,163
Sorry. I'm so sorry.
1477
01:00:09,777 --> 01:00:10,579
[knocking on door]
1478
01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,946
[purrs]
1479
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,215
[meows]
1480
01:00:14,348 --> 01:00:16,750
[sighs] Jason, go away.
1481
01:00:19,687 --> 01:00:20,688
[sighs]
1482
01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:21,655
Rebecca,
what are you doing here?
1483
01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:22,990
I was in the neighborhood
1484
01:00:23,124 --> 01:00:24,959
and I thought
I'd make us breakfast.
1485
01:00:25,092 --> 01:00:26,193
Do you still like pancakes?
1486
01:00:27,094 --> 01:00:28,629
-I love pancakes.
-Great.
1487
01:00:28,762 --> 01:00:30,331
Is your kitchen this way?
1488
01:00:32,700 --> 01:00:34,401
[sighs]
1489
01:00:36,470 --> 01:00:38,540
Rebecca,
what are you really doing here?
1490
01:00:38,672 --> 01:00:40,542
-I quit the club.
-I know.
1491
01:00:40,674 --> 01:00:42,843
Skyler was on fire last night.
1492
01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:44,478
Yeah, Kyle tried to kiss me.
1493
01:00:44,613 --> 01:00:48,048
Yup, he's a creep and deep down,
Skyler knows it, too.
1494
01:00:49,150 --> 01:00:51,318
Uh, where are your mixing bowls?
1495
01:00:51,452 --> 01:00:53,320
Look around.
Does it look like I bake?
1496
01:00:53,454 --> 01:00:54,655
I need a mixing bowl!
1497
01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:56,290
I can't make pancakes
without them.
1498
01:00:56,423 --> 01:00:59,493
I-- I need to do something
with these stupid, chubby hands!
1499
01:00:59,628 --> 01:01:00,928
You're not chubby, you're--
1500
01:01:01,061 --> 01:01:02,796
Gonna have a baby.
1501
01:01:04,465 --> 01:01:05,833
I'm not ready for this.
1502
01:01:06,635 --> 01:01:08,637
Rebecca, of course, you are.
1503
01:01:08,769 --> 01:01:10,838
Look at you, you're perfect.
1504
01:01:10,971 --> 01:01:13,274
Your husband's perfect,
your life is perfect.
1505
01:01:13,407 --> 01:01:14,875
I bet your vagina
is gonna snap back
1506
01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:17,512
-into place perfectly.
-[chuckles]
1507
01:01:17,646 --> 01:01:19,246
I'm not ready to be a mom.
1508
01:01:20,481 --> 01:01:22,249
[sighs]
1509
01:01:22,383 --> 01:01:25,654
Look, I'm not exactly an expert
in that department,
1510
01:01:25,786 --> 01:01:27,087
but for what it's worth,
1511
01:01:27,221 --> 01:01:29,356
I think you're gonna be
a great mom.
1512
01:01:30,791 --> 01:01:33,127
You kinda remind me of my mom.
1513
01:01:33,260 --> 01:01:34,328
In a good way.
1514
01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,898
[sighs] God, I miss her.
1515
01:01:38,032 --> 01:01:40,602
I know you really
miss your parents.
1516
01:01:40,734 --> 01:01:42,503
I'm sorry.
1517
01:01:42,637 --> 01:01:43,737
Thanks.
1518
01:01:45,973 --> 01:01:47,975
Look, you're gonna do
the best you can.
1519
01:01:48,108 --> 01:01:49,410
You're gonna give them
lots of love,
1520
01:01:49,544 --> 01:01:51,045
and teach them right from wrong,
1521
01:01:51,178 --> 01:01:54,848
and what they do with their life
is up to them.
1522
01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:57,751
That's really sweet to say, Ari.
1523
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:59,186
Thank you.
1524
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:02,022
But are you-- are you really
leavin' the club?
1525
01:02:02,156 --> 01:02:04,892
Skyler may be cruel,
but she's not wrong.
1526
01:02:05,025 --> 01:02:08,028
-I'm not Gilmore material.
-Bullshit.
1527
01:02:08,162 --> 01:02:10,297
You belong at that club
just as much as anybody else.
1528
01:02:10,431 --> 01:02:12,733
Skyler's just insecure,
because she met Kyle
1529
01:02:12,866 --> 01:02:15,803
when she was a waitressing
at Scooter's Wild Wing Shack
1530
01:02:15,936 --> 01:02:17,004
and married him.
1531
01:02:17,137 --> 01:02:19,773
Wait, Skyler was a waitress?
1532
01:02:19,907 --> 01:02:21,742
Yep, and now her whole life
is that club,
1533
01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,844
and her man's a dog,
it's complicated.
1534
01:02:23,978 --> 01:02:25,513
[sighs]
1535
01:02:25,647 --> 01:02:27,348
But she's wrong about you.
1536
01:02:27,481 --> 01:02:29,950
You are not trash.
1537
01:02:30,751 --> 01:02:32,086
And don't you forget it.
1538
01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:34,388
Thanks, Rebecca.
1539
01:02:35,590 --> 01:02:37,458
What are friends for?
1540
01:02:37,592 --> 01:02:39,093
[both chuckle]
1541
01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:42,863
[bag rustles]
1542
01:02:45,734 --> 01:02:47,602
[broom swishes]
1543
01:02:47,736 --> 01:02:49,470
[bag rustles]
1544
01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:52,072
[pours cleaner]
1545
01:02:52,206 --> 01:02:53,340
ARIANA:
Hi, Mr. Reddy,it's Ariana Alvarez.
1546
01:02:53,474 --> 01:02:54,576
[bag crumples]
1547
01:02:54,709 --> 01:02:56,110
I was wondering
if you were free tomorrow.
1548
01:02:57,746 --> 01:02:59,246
Great.
1549
01:02:59,380 --> 01:03:00,948
♪ Hey you, get down,lace up my loops ♪
1550
01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:02,449
♪ Wooh ♪
1551
01:03:02,584 --> 01:03:03,585
♪ Here's the queencomin' through ♪
1552
01:03:03,718 --> 01:03:05,185
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1553
01:03:05,319 --> 01:03:07,087
♪ Hey you, pull up,make me some food ♪
1554
01:03:07,221 --> 01:03:08,022
-♪ Wooh ♪
-♪ It's your highness to you ♪
1555
01:03:08,155 --> 01:03:09,691
♪ Uh, uh ♪
1556
01:03:09,823 --> 01:03:10,725
♪ Hey you, you a thugon the run with it ♪
1557
01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:11,925
♪ Wooh ♪
1558
01:03:12,059 --> 01:03:13,294
♪ She do it for the wealth, eh ♪
1559
01:03:13,427 --> 01:03:14,361
♪ Wooh ♪
1560
01:03:14,495 --> 01:03:15,563
♪ She don't need nobody else ♪
1561
01:03:15,697 --> 01:03:17,197
♪ Wooh ♪
1562
01:03:17,331 --> 01:03:18,265
-♪ Sellin' water to a well ♪
-♪ Uh ♪
1563
01:03:18,399 --> 01:03:19,534
And she's back.
1564
01:03:20,635 --> 01:03:22,870
Can't get rid of me that easily,
I'm like a roach.
1565
01:03:23,871 --> 01:03:26,407
-Wait, let me try that again.
-Yeah.
1566
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,342
No, no, no, no, no. You quit.
I heard you.
1567
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:30,512
Everyone did.
And you don't even golf!
1568
01:03:30,645 --> 01:03:32,647
I-- i-- is there a problem here?
1569
01:03:32,781 --> 01:03:34,415
Section 5, paragraph 3,
1570
01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:37,117
"A member must submit his
or her resignation in writing
1571
01:03:37,251 --> 01:03:39,119
and it must be accepted
by the board."
1572
01:03:39,253 --> 01:03:40,821
She's actually right,
Mrs. Harrison.
1573
01:03:40,954 --> 01:03:42,657
She is not stepping foot
on that course.
1574
01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:43,924
I'll file a complaint!
1575
01:03:44,058 --> 01:03:46,126
For fuck's sake, Skyler, relax!
1576
01:03:46,260 --> 01:03:49,129
It's just golf.
We're not curing cancer.
1577
01:03:50,632 --> 01:03:51,832
What's the matter, Skyler?
1578
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,702
Worried
about a little competition?
1579
01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:55,269
[scoffs]
1580
01:03:55,402 --> 01:03:56,904
The only thing I'm worried about
is where I'm gonna put
1581
01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:59,206
-this year's trophy.
-You better hope so.
1582
01:03:59,340 --> 01:04:01,075
Because if I remember correctly,
1583
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:03,944
the champion gets their dues
waved for a year.
1584
01:04:04,078 --> 01:04:07,981
So, when I win,
I won't be going anywhere.
1585
01:04:10,918 --> 01:04:14,288
[golf clubs rattling]
1586
01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,991
Those are literally the rules.
1587
01:04:18,125 --> 01:04:21,462
-Aren't you a bartender?
-I'm multi-faceted.
1588
01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:23,864
[sighs]
1589
01:04:25,432 --> 01:04:26,433
You go, girl.
1590
01:04:27,201 --> 01:04:31,105
[golf clubs rattle]
1591
01:04:33,073 --> 01:04:35,510
Ariana,
what're you doin' here?
1592
01:04:35,643 --> 01:04:36,877
It's Ms. Alvarez.
1593
01:04:37,010 --> 01:04:39,146
And I'm not here for you,
I'm here to play.
1594
01:04:39,279 --> 01:04:41,649
You're playing? Against Skyler?
1595
01:04:41,783 --> 01:04:43,117
Yes.
1596
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:44,918
And I'll obviously need
a different caddie.
1597
01:04:45,052 --> 01:04:46,788
Perhaps one who isn't a coward
1598
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,757
that would rather watch people
play his whole life
1599
01:04:48,889 --> 01:04:50,525
than go after what he wants.
1600
01:04:51,726 --> 01:04:52,527
Thanks.
1601
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,995
[golf clubs rattle]
1602
01:04:57,097 --> 01:04:58,899
[whistles]
1603
01:04:59,032 --> 01:05:01,201
-That was harsh.
-[sighs]
1604
01:05:01,335 --> 01:05:04,171
-Of course, she's right.
-I know.
1605
01:05:05,774 --> 01:05:07,207
Let's take a walk.
1606
01:05:09,109 --> 01:05:12,179
Jason, I have watched you
grow up at this club.
1607
01:05:13,147 --> 01:05:16,216
You are young, bright, talented.
1608
01:05:17,484 --> 01:05:19,052
what do you want?
1609
01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,757
Well, I played in college
and I really miss it.
1610
01:05:22,891 --> 01:05:24,291
Competition.
1611
01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:26,628
Hanging with the other players.
I don't know.
1612
01:05:26,761 --> 01:05:29,531
A part of me still thinks
I could go pro.
1613
01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:32,600
-You think so?
-I do.
1614
01:05:33,802 --> 01:05:35,135
It's an expensive sport.
1615
01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:36,970
You'll need sponsor.
1616
01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:43,845
Take this card,
call my office on Monday,
1617
01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,479
and we will arrange a try-out.
1618
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,982
-Ms. Archebold, this is amazing!
-I know!
1619
01:05:49,116 --> 01:05:50,919
[laughs]
1620
01:05:51,051 --> 01:05:53,020
Listen, honey, aside from you,
1621
01:05:53,153 --> 01:05:54,923
your stepfather
was the best caddie
1622
01:05:55,055 --> 01:05:56,957
that this club ever had.
1623
01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:58,959
And he always thought
that his boy
1624
01:05:59,092 --> 01:06:00,961
could be the next Tiger Woods.
1625
01:06:01,094 --> 01:06:02,664
So, let's prove him right,
shall we?
1626
01:06:03,665 --> 01:06:04,866
Thank you.
I won't let you down.
1627
01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:07,034
No, you won't.
1628
01:06:08,368 --> 01:06:11,639
Two things I never mess with,
my money and my martinis.
1629
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,074
I've seen what you can do
with the martini.
1630
01:06:14,208 --> 01:06:16,043
Now, let's see what you can do
with my money.
1631
01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,579
[chuckles]
1632
01:06:19,046 --> 01:06:21,148
Mike! So, glad you made it!
1633
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:23,818
Thank you for the invite.
It's a beautiful course.
1634
01:06:23,952 --> 01:06:25,520
And the drinks aren't half bad.
1635
01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:27,488
-Let me get the first round.
-Well, I don't wanna be rude.
1636
01:06:27,622 --> 01:06:28,690
[chuckles]
1637
01:06:28,823 --> 01:06:30,725
-Tequila?
-Always.
1638
01:06:30,859 --> 01:06:32,359
Two tequila sodas, please.
1639
01:06:33,895 --> 01:06:35,162
Thank you.
1640
01:06:35,295 --> 01:06:36,664
I don't wanna
talk too much shop,
1641
01:06:36,798 --> 01:06:38,398
but I've been thinking
about your company
1642
01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:40,300
and I have a great idea
on how to boost morale.
1643
01:06:40,434 --> 01:06:42,737
-I'd love to hear more.
-I'll cheers to that.
1644
01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:44,104
[touch glasses]
1645
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:48,743
Now, I've got to go take care
of something.
1646
01:06:48,877 --> 01:06:50,512
-Wish me luck.
-Luck.
1647
01:06:50,645 --> 01:06:51,411
[phone rings]
1648
01:06:51,546 --> 01:06:52,379
[sighs]
1649
01:06:52,514 --> 01:06:54,448
Bezos, I told you I'm golfing.
1650
01:06:54,582 --> 01:07:00,387
It's a great day here
at Gilmore Country Club!
1651
01:07:00,522 --> 01:07:01,488
Yes!
1652
01:07:01,623 --> 01:07:03,257
[club members applauding
and cheering]
1653
01:07:03,390 --> 01:07:07,327
Welcome to the annual
Women's Championship Round!
1654
01:07:08,262 --> 01:07:09,797
Good Lord, is that thing today,
Dan?
1655
01:07:09,931 --> 01:07:11,398
Hey, Bill.
1656
01:07:11,533 --> 01:07:13,467
You think I need a quick night
in before you tee off?
1657
01:07:13,601 --> 01:07:14,836
-Not gonna happen today.
-Alright.
1658
01:07:14,969 --> 01:07:16,236
There's a tournament.
1659
01:07:16,370 --> 01:07:17,939
Well, you wanted something
from the bar,
1660
01:07:18,071 --> 01:07:18,940
-but you'll get a gin and tonic.
-Sure, I'll do gin and tonic.
1661
01:07:19,072 --> 01:07:20,307
Alright. Double?
1662
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:21,141
-Thank, Bill. Sure, Bill.
-If I know you.
1663
01:07:21,275 --> 01:07:22,610
Thanks, Bill.
1664
01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,946
Each participating golfer
will start a full 18.
1665
01:07:25,078 --> 01:07:27,481
Golfers will be eliminated
1666
01:07:27,615 --> 01:07:29,049
when it's
mathematically impossible
1667
01:07:29,182 --> 01:07:32,152
to catch up or take the lead.
1668
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:33,521
-Hey, Dan, real quick.
-Yeah.
1669
01:07:33,655 --> 01:07:35,088
It's uh,
mathematically impossible--
1670
01:07:35,222 --> 01:07:36,891
-Uh-huh?
-For me to be interested.
1671
01:07:37,025 --> 01:07:38,191
All right.
1672
01:07:38,325 --> 01:07:39,894
Can't we just
make this one hole?
1673
01:07:40,028 --> 01:07:41,428
-No, we're not.
-Oh.
1674
01:07:41,563 --> 01:07:43,430
This is important to me.
I-- I enjoy doing this, so--
1675
01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:45,098
Can't blame a fella for trying.
1676
01:07:45,232 --> 01:07:46,500
Yeah, I'll thank you to leave,
Bill.
1677
01:07:46,634 --> 01:07:47,569
Appreciate.
1678
01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:51,104
All right,
all lady competitors--
1679
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:52,640
I didn't know
it was gonna be a full 18.
1680
01:07:52,774 --> 01:07:55,142
I thought it's like one hole,
kind of a mercy.
1681
01:07:55,275 --> 01:07:56,644
-Yeah. That's not at all.
-All right.
1682
01:07:56,778 --> 01:07:58,312
It's 18 holes women,
it's gonna be great.
1683
01:07:58,445 --> 01:07:59,814
I already finished my drink.
You want another?
1684
01:07:59,948 --> 01:08:02,817
Yeah, you can have mine.
Thanks. Thanks, Bill.
1685
01:08:02,951 --> 01:08:08,856
All right, all lady competitors,
please step forward!
1686
01:08:11,793 --> 01:08:17,464
[♪♪♪]
1687
01:08:18,933 --> 01:08:20,233
Okay.
1688
01:08:20,367 --> 01:08:22,537
So, looks like
we got ourselves a twosome.
1689
01:08:24,072 --> 01:08:26,206
Let the golf begin!
1690
01:08:26,340 --> 01:08:31,713
[♪♪♪]
1691
01:08:49,097 --> 01:08:51,799
[birds chirping in background]
1692
01:08:51,933 --> 01:08:52,700
[whoosh]
1693
01:08:53,835 --> 01:08:55,168
Oh, wow.
1694
01:08:56,537 --> 01:08:57,739
-Wow.
-[applauding and cheering]
1695
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,206
Yeah, she's consistent,
she's good.
1696
01:08:59,339 --> 01:08:59,941
-She's consistent...
-Yeah, babe!
1697
01:09:00,074 --> 01:09:01,174
She is.
1698
01:09:01,843 --> 01:09:05,513
Smooth! Wow.
1699
01:09:11,919 --> 01:09:13,153
Okay, this is it.
1700
01:09:13,286 --> 01:09:14,622
Yeah, y-- I am-- I am--
I am brimming.
1701
01:09:14,756 --> 01:09:17,457
I'm-- I'm a cup of excitement
for this day.
1702
01:09:17,592 --> 01:09:19,226
-Dan. Dan!
-I'm full-- a drink-up today.
1703
01:09:19,359 --> 01:09:20,628
Dan!
1704
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:21,863
You're gonna give yourself
another stroke.
1705
01:09:21,996 --> 01:09:23,330
-Just calm down.
-Yeah.
1706
01:09:23,463 --> 01:09:24,098
Just calm down.
I should probably bring it down.
1707
01:09:24,231 --> 01:09:24,699
It's hard.
1708
01:09:26,701 --> 01:09:27,735
I got a good feeling about this.
1709
01:09:27,869 --> 01:09:28,736
-Hmm.
-Me, too.
1710
01:09:28,870 --> 01:09:29,804
-Yeah.
-Yeah, there's something,
1711
01:09:31,072 --> 01:09:31,973
And a glow, an orb.
1712
01:09:32,106 --> 01:09:33,240
-Okay, yeah.
-Dan.
1713
01:09:33,373 --> 01:09:34,374
-Right? All right.
-Right, sorry.
1714
01:09:34,509 --> 01:09:35,576
Extra, but I'm with you.
1715
01:09:35,710 --> 01:09:36,176
-Right, thanks.
-Okay, stop!
1716
01:09:45,318 --> 01:09:50,625
[♪♪♪]
1717
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:04,237
Not what you were expecting,
was it?
1718
01:10:04,371 --> 01:10:05,873
Neither were they.
1719
01:10:06,007 --> 01:10:07,207
[club members cheering
and applauding]
1720
01:10:07,340 --> 01:10:08,241
STELLA:
Yes!
1721
01:10:08,375 --> 01:10:09,443
-Oh, my God!
-Woo-hoo!
1722
01:10:09,577 --> 01:10:11,445
-Oh, yes, she did it!
-Wooh!
1723
01:10:11,579 --> 01:10:12,412
RICHARD:
[indistinct speech]
1724
01:10:12,547 --> 01:10:13,581
STELLA:
Yeah.
1725
01:10:13,715 --> 01:10:14,549
RICHARD:
This is gonna be good.
1726
01:10:15,683 --> 01:10:17,852
-But you can't... I--
-I can, and I do.
1727
01:10:19,252 --> 01:10:21,856
I used to play every weekend
growing up with my parents.
1728
01:10:21,989 --> 01:10:23,356
After I lost them,
1729
01:10:23,490 --> 01:10:24,826
I never thought I'd set foot
on a course again,
1730
01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:27,427
but now that I'm here,
I feel right at home.
1731
01:10:28,629 --> 01:10:30,297
Plus, I'm still a 4 handicap!
1732
01:10:30,430 --> 01:10:36,070
[♪♪♪]
1733
01:10:36,204 --> 01:10:38,271
Now, I won't bore you
with the details of a full 18.
1734
01:10:38,405 --> 01:10:40,240
So, I'll just give you
the highlights.
1735
01:10:40,373 --> 01:10:42,242
Skyler, of course,
was off to a great start,
1736
01:10:42,375 --> 01:10:43,443
but so was I.
1737
01:10:43,578 --> 01:10:44,812
My short game wasn't bad either.
1738
01:10:46,047 --> 01:10:47,648
[striking balls]
1739
01:10:48,916 --> 01:10:51,919
[club members cheering
and applauding]
1740
01:10:52,053 --> 01:10:53,154
[balls rattling]
1741
01:10:53,286 --> 01:10:53,621
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1742
01:10:54,321 --> 01:10:55,355
[strikes ball]
1743
01:10:55,723 --> 01:10:57,058
-STELLA: Nice!
-DAN: Yes!
1744
01:10:57,191 --> 01:10:58,358
DAN:
Okay!
1745
01:11:04,899 --> 01:11:06,234
[ball rattles]
1746
01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:08,136
-[club members clapping]
-[ball rattles]
1747
01:11:08,268 --> 01:11:09,837
[clapping]
1748
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:11,471
-[strikes ball]
-[ball rattles]
1749
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:13,674
[strikes ball]
1750
01:11:17,545 --> 01:11:18,780
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1751
01:11:19,312 --> 01:11:20,447
-Oh!
-Oh!
1752
01:11:20,581 --> 01:11:22,315
[striking balls]
1753
01:11:26,888 --> 01:11:27,922
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1754
01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:29,524
[clapping]
1755
01:11:36,130 --> 01:11:38,733
[club members cheering
and applauding]
1756
01:11:42,103 --> 01:11:43,370
Okay.
1757
01:11:43,503 --> 01:11:46,240
We're all tied up,
heading into 18.
1758
01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:48,910
Swing like a girl.
1759
01:11:50,211 --> 01:11:50,845
Got it.
1760
01:11:52,547 --> 01:11:53,881
[sighs]
1761
01:11:54,015 --> 01:11:56,551
-Bitch is goin' down.
-Oh, that was aggressive.
1762
01:11:58,186 --> 01:12:01,388
18 is gonna be fun. Real fun.
1763
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,893
[striking balls]
1764
01:12:09,396 --> 01:12:11,098
[birds chirping in background]
1765
01:12:16,469 --> 01:12:16,938
[strikes ball]
1766
01:12:21,242 --> 01:12:24,477
[club members clapping]
1767
01:12:24,612 --> 01:12:27,480
[birds chirping in background]
1768
01:12:31,519 --> 01:12:32,053
[strikes ball]
1769
01:12:34,622 --> 01:12:35,890
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1770
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:38,726
[clapping]
1771
01:12:39,827 --> 01:12:40,728
Shit.
1772
01:12:43,297 --> 01:12:44,599
Aw, Ariana,
1773
01:12:44,732 --> 01:12:46,033
maybe you should quit
while you're ahead.
1774
01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:51,772
[♪♪♪]
1775
01:13:12,193 --> 01:13:12,960
Tough shot.
1776
01:13:15,863 --> 01:13:16,697
[sighs]
1777
01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:20,368
-[strikes ball]
-[thump]
1778
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:21,434
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1779
01:13:21,903 --> 01:13:22,637
[club members clapping]
1780
01:13:22,770 --> 01:13:28,943
[♪♪♪]
1781
01:13:32,546 --> 01:13:34,515
Hey, Skyler,
maybe after the tournament
1782
01:13:34,649 --> 01:13:36,384
we could go for--
oh, I don't know,
1783
01:13:36,517 --> 01:13:38,085
Scooter's Wild Wing Shack.
1784
01:13:39,887 --> 01:13:41,689
-Who told you that?
-Don't worry.
1785
01:13:41,822 --> 01:13:43,057
Your secret's safe with me.
1786
01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,713
-[strikes ball]
-[thump]
1787
01:14:05,846 --> 01:14:07,148
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Oh!
-Oh!
1788
01:14:07,281 --> 01:14:08,015
[club members clapping]
1789
01:14:08,149 --> 01:14:13,220
[♪♪♪]
1790
01:14:17,925 --> 01:14:19,060
[thump]
1791
01:14:19,193 --> 01:14:20,761
Phew!
1792
01:14:23,898 --> 01:14:25,498
-Fucker!
-[gasping]
1793
01:14:25,633 --> 01:14:26,801
Oh, my gosh.
1794
01:14:26,934 --> 01:14:30,171
[indistinct chatter
in background]
1795
01:14:32,006 --> 01:14:33,741
[sighs]
1796
01:14:37,678 --> 01:14:38,679
Your shot.
1797
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:42,116
[sighs]
1798
01:14:44,719 --> 01:14:45,953
REBECCA:
Go, Ariana!
1799
01:14:46,087 --> 01:14:46,854
You got this!
1800
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:49,190
Show 'em how it's done!
1801
01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:51,491
You got this, Alvarez.
1802
01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,599
[strikes ball]
1803
01:15:03,838 --> 01:15:05,106
[ball rattles]
1804
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:06,374
-ARIANA: Yes.
-[cheering and applauding]
1805
01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:08,309
Wow.
1806
01:15:08,442 --> 01:15:11,178
[chuckles]
1807
01:15:11,312 --> 01:15:15,583
[cheering and applauding]
1808
01:15:21,555 --> 01:15:23,324
-Thank you.
-[cheering and clapping]
1809
01:15:23,457 --> 01:15:24,825
I'm so proud of you!
1810
01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,394
I knew you had it in you!
1811
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,895
[clapping]
1812
01:15:28,029 --> 01:15:29,163
We're so proud,
we're so proud of you.
1813
01:15:29,296 --> 01:15:31,232
[indistinct speech]
1814
01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:36,303
[laughs]
1815
01:15:36,437 --> 01:15:37,738
-You really put a good show.
-Just got outplayed.
1816
01:15:37,872 --> 01:15:40,074
ARIANA:
Oh, don't cry, Stella.
1817
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,342
I have to cry.
1818
01:15:41,475 --> 01:15:43,744
[chuckling]
1819
01:15:44,612 --> 01:15:45,613
Shit.
1820
01:15:45,746 --> 01:15:47,615
[opens glove]
1821
01:15:51,786 --> 01:15:53,254
[sighs]
1822
01:15:54,855 --> 01:15:56,457
ARIANA:
Skyler.
1823
01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:58,292
[sighs]
1824
01:16:04,665 --> 01:16:07,201
-The club is all I have.
-That's not true.
1825
01:16:07,334 --> 01:16:09,470
You have perfect skin!
1826
01:16:09,603 --> 01:16:10,638
[scoffs]
1827
01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:11,806
That's the Botox.
1828
01:16:11,939 --> 01:16:13,974
A-- and so many friends.
1829
01:16:14,108 --> 01:16:16,444
They don't really like me.
1830
01:16:16,577 --> 01:16:18,813
And Kyle?
1831
01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:20,915
Yeah, Kyle's a dirtbag.
1832
01:16:22,283 --> 01:16:25,386
But I wouldn't be here
without him, so...
1833
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:27,655
Yeah, he is a dirtbag.
1834
01:16:28,989 --> 01:16:30,991
But you're still you
without him.
1835
01:16:34,929 --> 01:16:37,665
I hate this lounge. It's so--
1836
01:16:37,798 --> 01:16:40,067
Problematic. Sexist.
Misogynist.
1837
01:16:40,201 --> 01:16:41,570
Yes!
1838
01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:44,271
Wait, did we just agree
on something?
1839
01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:47,875
Crazier things have happened.
1840
01:16:48,008 --> 01:16:50,211
You know,
if you really hate something,
1841
01:16:50,344 --> 01:16:52,012
you can change it.
1842
01:16:52,146 --> 01:16:55,316
Yeah. I guess you're right.
1843
01:16:55,449 --> 01:16:57,418
Look, I'm sorry
for getting all caught up
1844
01:16:57,552 --> 01:17:00,221
in this like high-school drama.
1845
01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:03,157
Sometimes it's easy to forget
who the real enemy is.
1846
01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:04,058
I know.
1847
01:17:05,126 --> 01:17:07,895
And I'm truly sorry
about your parents.
1848
01:17:08,829 --> 01:17:12,666
Thanks. Truce?
1849
01:17:14,668 --> 01:17:15,570
Congrats on the win.
1850
01:17:15,703 --> 01:17:17,171
Thanks.
1851
01:17:17,304 --> 01:17:20,040
Our new Gilmore Women's Club
champion!
1852
01:17:20,174 --> 01:17:22,343
-[cheering and applauding]
-[chuckles]
1853
01:17:23,612 --> 01:17:25,412
Hey, smile for the newsletter.
1854
01:17:25,547 --> 01:17:27,014
[chuckles]
1855
01:17:28,949 --> 01:17:30,184
[camera clicks]
1856
01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:31,152
[club members cheering
and applauding]
1857
01:17:31,285 --> 01:17:32,119
[laughing]
1858
01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:33,387
-Look at that.
-Great, wow!
1859
01:17:33,522 --> 01:17:34,655
-Amazing.
-Congratulations.
1860
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:35,456
It's pretty.
You did a very good job.
1861
01:17:35,590 --> 01:17:36,857
[clapping]
1862
01:17:40,694 --> 01:17:41,695
[Christina cheering]
1863
01:17:41,829 --> 01:17:43,364
[clapping]
1864
01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:46,934
ARIANA:
It wasn't just
for the newsletter,
1865
01:17:47,067 --> 01:17:49,103
they put it all over the club.
1866
01:17:49,236 --> 01:17:50,905
And you both will love this.
1867
01:17:51,606 --> 01:17:52,673
I blinked.
1868
01:17:53,908 --> 01:17:56,010
But I don't know,
I kinda like it.
1869
01:17:57,411 --> 01:17:58,712
[phone beeping]
1870
01:17:58,846 --> 01:18:01,382
Oh shit, I gotta go.
Big day at the office.
1871
01:18:01,516 --> 01:18:03,284
Can't be late. Te quiero.
1872
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:04,251
[footfalls]
1873
01:18:09,356 --> 01:18:10,491
Yes, and uh...
1874
01:18:10,625 --> 01:18:13,060
So, here's the final contract,
as discussed.
1875
01:18:13,194 --> 01:18:14,862
The top 20
Heywood Media employees
1876
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:16,565
will get yearly memberships
to Gilmore.
1877
01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:18,399
And the day passes
for the rest of my company?
1878
01:18:18,533 --> 01:18:20,669
Also in the contract,
last Saturday of every month.
1879
01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,136
Perfect.
1880
01:18:22,269 --> 01:18:24,038
Any videos I should know of?
1881
01:18:24,171 --> 01:18:26,273
-Ha, very funny.
-[chuckles]
1882
01:18:26,407 --> 01:18:30,377
So, just sign the dotted line
and we can have some whiskey.
1883
01:18:30,512 --> 01:18:32,947
Ariana, it's been a pleasure
doing business with you.
1884
01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:36,717
Yes, we're very lucky
to have Ariana
1885
01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,852
as our new Membership Director.
1886
01:18:38,986 --> 01:18:40,087
Yes, you are.
1887
01:18:40,221 --> 01:18:41,822
Jason Handley used to work here?
1888
01:18:42,923 --> 01:18:44,959
-Didn't he just win the open?
-He did.
1889
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:46,393
He's a talented up-and-comer.
1890
01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:47,895
I think he could be
the next Tiger Woods.
1891
01:18:48,028 --> 01:18:48,996
He's got quite a swing.
[chuckles]
1892
01:18:49,129 --> 01:18:50,231
Hopefully not the same libido.
1893
01:18:50,364 --> 01:18:52,701
-[laughing]
-[phone rings]
1894
01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,401
Uh, I'm so sorry,
I have to take this.
1895
01:18:54,536 --> 01:18:55,169
Elon.
1896
01:18:59,907 --> 01:19:04,378
Ariana, that is 500 members!
1897
01:19:04,512 --> 01:19:06,747
I mean, we are officially
in wait-list status.
1898
01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:08,315
I'm so excited!
1899
01:19:08,449 --> 01:19:09,850
-But the work is just beginning.
-[sighs]
1900
01:19:09,984 --> 01:19:11,553
Okay,
we have to plan the Fall Ball.
1901
01:19:11,686 --> 01:19:12,987
And I wanna revamp happy hour.
1902
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:14,522
I'm thinking...
1903
01:19:14,656 --> 01:19:17,491
Uh, uh, we are not doing
a Lusty Lagoon watch party.
1904
01:19:17,626 --> 01:19:20,261
You can't tell me no,
on today of all days.
1905
01:19:20,394 --> 01:19:22,029
[sighs] Fine.
1906
01:19:22,162 --> 01:19:23,264
-Great.
-I'll think about it.
1907
01:19:23,397 --> 01:19:24,832
[chuckles]
1908
01:19:24,965 --> 01:19:26,333
Oh, uh, and Ariana...
1909
01:19:27,669 --> 01:19:28,335
...happy birthday.
1910
01:19:29,403 --> 01:19:30,104
Thanks.
1911
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:34,275
Cheers to me.
1912
01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,345
Oh! [coughs]
1913
01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:39,780
Yep, yep. [coughs]
1914
01:19:41,382 --> 01:19:42,316
Hoo!
1915
01:19:52,493 --> 01:19:54,629
[indistinct chatter]
1916
01:19:54,763 --> 01:19:56,497
I'm proud of you, nena.
1917
01:19:56,631 --> 01:19:58,566
Well, I wouldn't
have gotten here without you.
1918
01:19:58,700 --> 01:19:59,466
So, thank you.
1919
01:20:01,168 --> 01:20:03,304
Tío Jorge,
these are all of my friends.
1920
01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:04,405
Hi!
1921
01:20:04,539 --> 01:20:06,106
Friends,
some of you already know him,
1922
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:07,308
but this is my uncle
and the reason we all met.
1923
01:20:07,441 --> 01:20:09,043
-CLUB MEMBER 2: Hi.
-Hello.
1924
01:20:09,176 --> 01:20:10,344
-CLUB MEMBER 3: Hello, tío.
-CLUB MEMBER 4: Join us.
1925
01:20:10,477 --> 01:20:11,845
-Oh, come, come on.
-This is for you.
1926
01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,080
Yeah.
1927
01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:14,315
STELLA:
I know what you like.
1928
01:20:14,448 --> 01:20:15,482
-Cheers.
-Oh, yeah, happy birthday.
1929
01:20:15,617 --> 01:20:16,751
-Cheers.
-Oh, yeah!
1930
01:20:16,884 --> 01:20:18,152
-Happy birthday.
-[clinking glasses]
1931
01:20:19,887 --> 01:20:21,055
And welcome back. Oh, yeah.
1932
01:20:21,188 --> 01:20:22,089
CLUB MEMBERS:
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
1933
01:20:22,222 --> 01:20:23,625
So, good to have you back.
1934
01:20:23,758 --> 01:20:26,427
Ariana, I hope you don't mind,
I invited a guest.
1935
01:20:26,561 --> 01:20:28,095
Oh, a date?
1936
01:20:29,430 --> 01:20:30,598
[chuckles]
1937
01:20:30,732 --> 01:20:31,832
Not exactly.
1938
01:20:31,965 --> 01:20:33,067
Surprise.
1939
01:20:33,934 --> 01:20:35,502
Happy birthday, Ariana.
1940
01:20:35,637 --> 01:20:37,171
Jason Handley!
1941
01:20:37,304 --> 01:20:39,507
That was quite a round
on Saturday.
1942
01:20:39,641 --> 01:20:40,742
Oh, thank you.
1943
01:20:40,874 --> 01:20:42,777
Uh, my sponsor certainly
thinks so.
1944
01:20:42,910 --> 01:20:44,078
She does, indeed.
1945
01:20:44,211 --> 01:20:45,979
So how did you get
into the sport?
1946
01:20:46,113 --> 01:20:47,214
I played since I was a kid.
1947
01:20:47,348 --> 01:20:49,584
I just didn't pursue it
seriously
1948
01:20:49,718 --> 01:20:52,687
until someone showed me
what it means to be brave.
1949
01:20:52,821 --> 01:20:54,021
She sounds incredible.
1950
01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:55,557
And beautiful.
1951
01:20:55,690 --> 01:20:56,957
She is.
1952
01:20:57,091 --> 01:20:59,193
She's smart, funny,
1953
01:20:59,326 --> 01:21:01,730
and always her authentic self.
1954
01:21:01,862 --> 01:21:03,631
So where is she?
1955
01:21:03,765 --> 01:21:05,299
Oh, I screwed it up.
1956
01:21:06,534 --> 01:21:07,901
[Jason sighs]
1957
01:21:08,035 --> 01:21:10,304
The only way I can see her now
is if I beg a mutual friend.
1958
01:21:12,339 --> 01:21:14,576
The thing is I'd really love
a second chance.
1959
01:21:16,009 --> 01:21:17,378
Mira Jason, I don't know you,
1960
01:21:17,512 --> 01:21:19,279
But I do know
that life is short,
1961
01:21:19,413 --> 01:21:21,516
Time is precious,
and love is rare.
1962
01:21:22,650 --> 01:21:24,586
So, if you really love someone,
you have to go after 'em.
1963
01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:27,589
But only
if they feel the same way.
1964
01:21:28,590 --> 01:21:30,391
Use your common sense.
1965
01:21:30,525 --> 01:21:32,259
Do you think
she might be interested?
1966
01:21:33,994 --> 01:21:34,995
She could be.
1967
01:21:38,465 --> 01:21:40,167
[cheering]
1968
01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:45,305
-RICHARD: Okay.
-[chuckles]
1969
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:46,373
Yes!
1970
01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:50,310
-You could have warned me.
-Yes, I could've.
1971
01:21:50,444 --> 01:21:52,079
But where's the fun in that?
1972
01:21:56,851 --> 01:21:58,452
-RICHARD: Oh, look at that.
-Oh, my goodness!
1973
01:21:58,586 --> 01:22:00,487
-JENNY: Oh, my God!
-Hey, it's gorgeous!
1974
01:22:01,856 --> 01:22:03,123
-TÍO JORGE: Nice.
-Gorgeous.
1975
01:22:03,257 --> 01:22:05,593
-TÍO JORGE: Beautiful.
-Should we sing?
1976
01:22:05,727 --> 01:22:06,994
-Oh, God, no.
-Yes.
1977
01:22:07,127 --> 01:22:08,663
But that's so anti-climatic.
1978
01:22:08,797 --> 01:22:11,666
-Yeah, how about a speech?
-Yep, speech.
1979
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:13,568
Oh, yeah, give a speech.
Give a speech, speech, speech.
1980
01:22:13,701 --> 01:22:15,502
[chuckles] Alright.
1981
01:22:15,637 --> 01:22:19,841
Um, my parents used to say,
"Show me your friends
1982
01:22:19,973 --> 01:22:22,409
and I'll show you who you are."
1983
01:22:22,544 --> 01:22:24,579
And I think
if they were here today,
1984
01:22:24,712 --> 01:22:26,180
they would be
really disappointed.
1985
01:22:26,313 --> 01:22:28,248
-[laughing]
-Okay. Yeah, sounds about right.
1986
01:22:29,149 --> 01:22:30,852
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
1987
01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:32,219
I think
they would be really proud
1988
01:22:32,352 --> 01:22:33,555
of who I've become.
1989
01:22:34,722 --> 01:22:35,723
I know I am.
1990
01:22:38,392 --> 01:22:39,527
CHRISTINA:
Oh!
1991
01:22:39,661 --> 01:22:41,629
[blows air]
1992
01:22:41,763 --> 01:22:42,664
-Hey!
-[clapping]
1993
01:22:42,797 --> 01:22:44,298
Happy birthday!
1994
01:22:46,233 --> 01:22:47,468
ARIANA:
Well, I did it.
1995
01:22:47,602 --> 01:22:48,469
It's incredible.
1996
01:22:48,603 --> 01:22:49,704
ARIANA:
I got a job.
1997
01:22:50,905 --> 01:22:52,306
I got some great friends.
1998
01:22:53,173 --> 01:22:54,408
STELLA:
Oh, my God!
1999
01:22:54,542 --> 01:22:55,643
ARIANA:
And got out of my own way.
2000
01:22:55,777 --> 01:22:57,311
[overlapping conversation]
2001
01:22:57,444 --> 01:22:59,480
ARIANA:
Tío Jorge was right all along.
2002
01:22:59,614 --> 01:23:02,316
Okay, please don't tell himI said that.
2003
01:23:02,449 --> 01:23:04,218
Also,I'm not cut out of the will,
2004
01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:06,955
so he's my favorite tío again.
2005
01:23:07,087 --> 01:23:08,690
[overlapping conversation]
2006
01:23:12,159 --> 01:23:13,828
You got plans tonight?
2007
01:23:13,962 --> 01:23:15,496
What did you have in mind?
2008
01:23:16,997 --> 01:23:18,766
-There they go.
-[Tío chuckles]
2009
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:19,734
They're in love.
2010
01:23:21,401 --> 01:23:24,404
You know, I can't guarantee
you'll see a shooting star.
2011
01:23:24,539 --> 01:23:27,441
[sighs] I know.
But a girl's gotta try!
2012
01:23:30,578 --> 01:23:33,781
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2013
01:23:35,650 --> 01:23:38,686
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2014
01:23:40,922 --> 01:23:43,457
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2015
01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:49,196
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
2016
01:23:52,065 --> 01:23:57,739
[♪♪♪]
2017
01:24:03,243 --> 01:24:06,380
[lyrics in Spanish]
2018
01:24:15,122 --> 01:24:16,256
♪ I die for you ♪
2019
01:24:16,390 --> 01:24:17,525
♪ My life with you ♪
2020
01:24:17,659 --> 01:24:19,059
♪ My time with you ♪
2021
01:24:19,192 --> 01:24:20,260
♪ No lie to you ♪
2022
01:24:20,394 --> 01:24:21,563
♪ I fight for you ♪
2023
01:24:21,696 --> 01:24:22,997
♪ No hide the truth ♪
2024
01:24:23,130 --> 01:24:24,599
♪ No, not tonight ♪
2025
01:24:24,732 --> 01:24:26,433
♪ My love,take my lead in distance ♪
2026
01:24:26,568 --> 01:24:29,938
♪ My love, look meinto my eyes, mija ♪
2027
01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:32,272
♪ Hold you closerto me, baila ♪
2028
01:24:32,406 --> 01:24:33,675
♪ Hey, baila ♪
2029
01:24:33,808 --> 01:24:35,275
♪ Hey, hey ♪
2030
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:37,645
♪ When you walk up in the room,my head turn ♪
2031
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:39,881
♪ Never seen that thinglike you want to be my girl ♪
2032
01:24:40,014 --> 01:24:42,984
♪ [indistinct lyrics]
...in a circle ♪
2033
01:24:43,116 --> 01:24:45,687
♪ Tryin' to see the thing...
[indistinct lyrics] ♪
2034
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:48,088
♪ Only one I'll be with,but you gotta be my girl, uh ♪
2035
01:24:48,221 --> 01:24:50,792
♪ The only girl I ever chasedthis side of world, uh ♪
2036
01:24:50,925 --> 01:24:53,528
♪ Hey, baby, becauseI takin' it so serious ♪
2037
01:24:53,661 --> 01:24:56,263
♪ Could you be not my jujuright up in Aquarius ♪
2038
01:24:56,396 --> 01:24:57,799
♪ I run for you ♪
2039
01:24:57,932 --> 01:24:59,499
♪ I die for you ♪
2040
01:25:02,971 --> 01:25:07,542
[♪♪♪]
2041
01:26:35,462 --> 01:26:39,299
[♪♪♪]
2042
01:27:51,973 --> 01:27:57,512
[♪♪♪]
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