Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,334 --> 00:00:05,169
[♪]
2
00:00:19,952 --> 00:00:21,853
Darrin. You're pacing.
3
00:00:21,854 --> 00:00:23,421
What?
4
00:00:23,422 --> 00:00:25,557
You know, "to-ing"
and "fro-ing,"
5
00:00:25,558 --> 00:00:27,025
and "to-ing"
and "fro-ing."
6
00:00:27,026 --> 00:00:28,927
I wasn't even aware of it.
7
00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,095
Mm, I guess it's because
I feel a little guilty
8
00:00:31,096 --> 00:00:32,330
about dropping the whole.
9
00:00:32,331 --> 00:00:34,833
Barrows Umbrella account
in Larry's lap.
10
00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,769
Sweetheart, we are in Salem
on a vacation.
11
00:00:37,770 --> 00:00:39,037
Sort of.
12
00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:41,005
Now, we planned
to take a nice drive
13
00:00:41,006 --> 00:00:42,340
up the coast to Gloucester
14
00:00:42,341 --> 00:00:43,908
and have some lobster and...
15
00:00:43,909 --> 00:00:45,710
[PHONE RINGING]
16
00:00:45,711 --> 00:00:47,846
And that's probably Larry.
17
00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,714
Don't worry, sweetheart.
18
00:00:49,715 --> 00:00:51,282
I'll get rid of him.
19
00:00:51,283 --> 00:00:53,317
[♪]
20
00:01:01,661 --> 00:01:02,928
Oh.
21
00:01:07,099 --> 00:01:08,400
Hi, Larry.
22
00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,201
Hey. How'd you know
it was me?
23
00:01:10,202 --> 00:01:11,536
A wild guess.
24
00:01:11,537 --> 00:01:13,538
I bet you can't guess
why I'm calling.
25
00:01:13,539 --> 00:01:16,341
It's about the Barrows Umbrella
account, and you want me to...
26
00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,876
Wrong. I'm calling
because I got an idea
27
00:01:18,877 --> 00:01:21,212
how you can have
a vacation with pay.
28
00:01:21,213 --> 00:01:23,081
I thought that's what I had.
29
00:01:23,082 --> 00:01:24,982
Oh, you do. You do.
30
00:01:24,983 --> 00:01:27,819
What I was referring to
is a little extra bonus.
31
00:01:27,820 --> 00:01:29,420
And to get it,
all you have to do
32
00:01:29,421 --> 00:01:31,089
is come down here to Boston
33
00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:33,424
and help me cinch
the Barrows account.
34
00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:35,060
I thought you said
you weren't calling
35
00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,595
about the Barrows account.
36
00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:39,698
Oh, I'm not. I'm calling
about your bonus.
37
00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:42,767
Forget it, Larry. Now,
you have my rough layouts and...
38
00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:44,569
Oh, yes, and they're fine.
They're fine.
39
00:01:44,570 --> 00:01:47,939
Good. Then you can cinch
the Barrows account on your own.
40
00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,174
I must say, you're not showing
much appreciation
41
00:01:50,175 --> 00:01:52,877
to someone who merely called
to offer you a bonus.
42
00:01:52,878 --> 00:01:54,979
Not interested, Larry.
43
00:01:54,980 --> 00:01:57,549
And good luck with
Barrows. Bye.
44
00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,510
[PHONE CLICKS DEAD] Ingrate!
45
00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:02,520
Larry talk you into
going to Boston?
46
00:02:02,521 --> 00:02:04,922
Absolutely not.
I was firm.
47
00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:06,991
Oh. Well, that's
too bad.
48
00:02:06,992 --> 00:02:08,760
Too bad?
49
00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,828
Y-yes. I've been called
to an emergency meeting
50
00:02:10,829 --> 00:02:11,996
of the Witches' Council.
51
00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:12,997
[SIGHS] Terrific.
52
00:02:12,998 --> 00:02:14,265
Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
53
00:02:14,266 --> 00:02:16,233
but Mother's giving
a special demonstration
54
00:02:16,234 --> 00:02:19,304
of incantations past,
present and future.
55
00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:21,272
Uh, maybe you could
call him back.
56
00:02:21,273 --> 00:02:23,941
Before I'd call him back,
I'd go sightseeing alone.
57
00:02:23,942 --> 00:02:27,278
SERENA: Why alone, when Serena's
ready, willing and able?
58
00:02:27,279 --> 00:02:29,413
Hi, little cousin.
59
00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:31,716
Hi there, tall, dark and mortal.
60
00:02:31,717 --> 00:02:33,584
If you don't mind, Serena,
61
00:02:33,585 --> 00:02:35,687
you're one sight
I'd rather not see.
62
00:02:35,688 --> 00:02:38,790
Oh. The charm-school dropout
63
00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,326
is in rare form today. Ha-ha!
64
00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,094
Serena, the hotel
doesn't allow pets
65
00:02:44,095 --> 00:02:45,363
or helicopters in the room,
66
00:02:45,364 --> 00:02:47,098
so would you mind
getting rid of it?
67
00:02:47,099 --> 00:02:48,466
That can be arranged.
68
00:02:48,467 --> 00:02:50,635
And when you get rid of it,
be sure you're in it.
69
00:02:50,636 --> 00:02:52,437
Oh, that's cute.
70
00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,538
Darrin, there's no
reason to be rude.
71
00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:56,374
I'm sorry I was a few days late
72
00:02:56,375 --> 00:02:57,575
for the convention, Sammy,
73
00:02:57,576 --> 00:02:58,709
but I got involved
74
00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:01,445
in the world kite-flying
championships in India.
75
00:03:01,446 --> 00:03:02,580
Uh, guess what.
76
00:03:02,581 --> 00:03:03,581
What?
77
00:03:03,582 --> 00:03:05,816
I was disqualified.
78
00:03:05,817 --> 00:03:07,318
Disqualified?
79
00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:08,853
On a mere technicality.
80
00:03:08,854 --> 00:03:10,888
Instead of flying it,
I towed it.
81
00:03:10,889 --> 00:03:12,724
[CACKLES]
82
00:03:12,725 --> 00:03:14,525
Oh, that's a shame.
83
00:03:14,526 --> 00:03:16,628
I wouldn't have
disqualified you.
84
00:03:16,629 --> 00:03:17,662
You wouldn't?
85
00:03:17,663 --> 00:03:18,997
Of course not.
86
00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,197
The longer you're in the air,
87
00:03:20,198 --> 00:03:22,366
the more chance you have
of hitting a tree.
88
00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:23,635
[MOUTHS] Ohh.
89
00:03:23,636 --> 00:03:24,936
[HUFFS]
90
00:03:24,937 --> 00:03:26,504
Sweetheart, I-in
the best interest
91
00:03:26,505 --> 00:03:28,072
of keeping peace in the family,
92
00:03:28,073 --> 00:03:30,842
why don't you reconsider
and go sightseeing with Serena?
93
00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,744
I have to go to
the meeting anyway.
94
00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,880
Two's company, except
when she's one of the two.
95
00:03:35,881 --> 00:03:37,582
I could meet you
at the Gloucester House
96
00:03:37,583 --> 00:03:38,583
for lunch.
97
00:03:38,584 --> 00:03:41,185
Absolutely
under no circumstances
98
00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:42,987
will I go anyplace with her.
99
00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:45,523
Oh! He's such
a darling.
100
00:03:45,524 --> 00:03:46,991
And since the invitation
101
00:03:46,992 --> 00:03:49,327
comes straight from
the heart, I accept.
102
00:03:49,328 --> 00:03:50,494
Mwah.
103
00:03:50,495 --> 00:03:53,464
Good. I'll meet you
there about noon.
104
00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:57,268
I think I missed
something somewhere.
105
00:03:57,269 --> 00:03:58,636
[BOTH LAUGHING]
106
00:03:58,637 --> 00:04:00,005
[♪]
107
00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:07,278
[NARRATOR READING
ON-SCREEN TEXT]
108
00:04:07,279 --> 00:04:09,314
[♪]
109
00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,884
[♪]
110
00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:54,291
[♪]
111
00:05:07,005 --> 00:05:08,238
Get in.
112
00:05:08,239 --> 00:05:10,808
I will, just as soon
as I get over the shock.
113
00:05:10,809 --> 00:05:12,643
I was expecting a broom.
114
00:05:12,644 --> 00:05:15,245
My broom is getting a lube job.
115
00:05:15,246 --> 00:05:17,115
This is a loaner.
116
00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:18,917
Ah! I'll drive.
117
00:05:20,719 --> 00:05:23,021
Okay, poopsie.
118
00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,056
[♪]
119
00:05:32,998 --> 00:05:34,999
I like it. I like it.
120
00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,335
It's certainly the work
of a talented man.
121
00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:38,869
Well, then, shall we get down
122
00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:42,373
to the business of, uh,
contracts, et cetera?
123
00:05:42,374 --> 00:05:43,942
But it misses.
124
00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:46,176
It just misses.
125
00:05:46,177 --> 00:05:49,013
Well, I'm sure Stephens
will have no trouble
126
00:05:49,014 --> 00:05:50,648
putting it on target.
127
00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:54,185
And I guarantee we'll shoot
the sales of Barrows Umbrellas
128
00:05:54,186 --> 00:05:56,487
far beyond your expectations.
129
00:05:56,488 --> 00:06:01,059
I expect everybody in the world
to own a Barrows umbrella.
130
00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:02,861
[LAUGHS]
131
00:06:03,929 --> 00:06:06,130
[♪]
132
00:06:09,401 --> 00:06:10,968
Stop the car!
133
00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,403
Stop the car.
134
00:06:14,206 --> 00:06:16,240
What is that?
135
00:06:16,241 --> 00:06:17,608
It's just a statue.
136
00:06:17,609 --> 00:06:19,077
Well...
137
00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,981
that statue is a sight,
and we are sightseeing.
138
00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:25,950
[♪]
139
00:06:30,756 --> 00:06:32,157
"They that go down
140
00:06:32,158 --> 00:06:33,924
to the sea in ships."
141
00:06:38,864 --> 00:06:40,832
Who is this cat, anyway?
142
00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,366
Don't you know anything?
143
00:06:42,367 --> 00:06:44,736
This is the famous
Fisherman's Memorial.
144
00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,037
Oh.
145
00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:49,373
And what a knockout
of a memorial he is.
146
00:06:49,374 --> 00:06:51,442
Just dig that
weather-beaten face
147
00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:53,244
and those powerful arms.
148
00:06:53,245 --> 00:06:55,913
Ah! What a ball to be
steered by him.
149
00:06:55,914 --> 00:06:57,115
[LAUGHS]
150
00:06:57,116 --> 00:06:58,716
Well, Serena,
this is the closest
151
00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:00,752
you're going to get
to this "cat,"
152
00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,420
unless you turn yourself
into a seagull.
153
00:07:03,421 --> 00:07:06,124
Dum-dum, I wouldn't
bet my plantation on that
154
00:07:07,025 --> 00:07:08,265
if I were you.
155
00:07:10,095 --> 00:07:13,097
Pride of GloucesterSentinel of the sea.
156
00:07:13,098 --> 00:07:16,734
I deem you come aliveAnd swagger down to me.
157
00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:23,274
Still think he's for the birds?
158
00:07:23,275 --> 00:07:25,910
Avast, ye hearties. What
the devil's going on here?
159
00:07:25,911 --> 00:07:28,412
You might call it fun and games.
160
00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:31,048
Well, I call it insanity.
161
00:07:31,049 --> 00:07:32,683
Serena, put
this statue back, or...
162
00:07:32,684 --> 00:07:34,451
Oh! He is
not a statue.
163
00:07:34,452 --> 00:07:36,621
He is flesh and blood.
164
00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,522
Here, touch him.
165
00:07:38,523 --> 00:07:39,857
Touch me person,
166
00:07:39,858 --> 00:07:42,793
and I'll thrash you within
an inch of your life.
167
00:07:42,794 --> 00:07:44,862
You can touch me.
168
00:07:44,863 --> 00:07:47,498
But him... no.
169
00:07:47,499 --> 00:07:49,701
Serena, I'm not asking you,
170
00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:50,768
I'm telling you.
171
00:07:50,769 --> 00:07:52,369
Put this statue back, or I...
172
00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:54,872
Here. What
a wench.
173
00:07:54,873 --> 00:07:57,775
It's been 50 years
since I've kissed a lassie.
174
00:07:57,776 --> 00:07:59,777
[♪]
175
00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:06,550
[GASPS]
Oh! Whoopee!
176
00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:07,752
You know something?
177
00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,386
They're better
when they're aged.
178
00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,088
Serena, I'm finished with you.
179
00:08:11,089 --> 00:08:12,089
Well, I'm not.
180
00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,423
Goody.
181
00:08:13,424 --> 00:08:15,225
Serena. If there
isn't a statue
182
00:08:15,226 --> 00:08:16,326
holding on to that wheel
183
00:08:16,327 --> 00:08:17,594
by the time I count to three,
184
00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,096
there's going to be trouble.
185
00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:20,197
Dum-dum...
186
00:08:20,198 --> 00:08:22,467
you are absolutely right.
187
00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:23,867
Start counting.
188
00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,670
One, two...
189
00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:32,343
Don't forget, it was your idea.
190
00:08:32,344 --> 00:08:34,011
[♪]
191
00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:39,283
Shiver me timbers.
What's that?
192
00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:41,319
Oh, that is a car.
193
00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,255
It's used for transportation
and air polluting.
194
00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:48,092
Listen, me ancient mariner,
195
00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:49,227
uh, why don't we split
196
00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:51,762
to someplace more romantic,
so you can catch up
197
00:08:51,763 --> 00:08:54,698
on all you've been missing
these last few years?
198
00:08:54,699 --> 00:08:55,867
"Split?"
199
00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,802
Uh, leave, embark, set sail.
200
00:08:57,803 --> 00:09:00,337
I'll have none of it
if I have to sail there.
201
00:09:00,338 --> 00:09:02,372
Well, "set sail" is
just an expression.
202
00:09:02,373 --> 00:09:04,208
Besides, what have you
got against water?
203
00:09:04,209 --> 00:09:06,944
Nothing. It just scares me
out of my wits.
204
00:09:06,945 --> 00:09:09,547
Well, that's ridiculous.
205
00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:11,349
You're an able-bodied
seaman.
206
00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:13,351
You forget, I stand for all
207
00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:16,486
those able-bodied seamen
that drowned.
208
00:09:16,487 --> 00:09:19,890
Okay. Heave to
and we'll fly there.
209
00:09:19,891 --> 00:09:20,991
The only water you'll see
210
00:09:20,992 --> 00:09:23,160
is the kind you
pour over your Scotch.
211
00:09:24,229 --> 00:09:26,296
[♪]
212
00:09:35,006 --> 00:09:36,373
They call this paradise?
213
00:09:36,374 --> 00:09:39,043
I haven't named it yet.
214
00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:41,311
It's just a little
something I whipped up
215
00:09:41,312 --> 00:09:43,180
to make myself
comfortable in Salem.
216
00:09:43,181 --> 00:09:44,181
[LAUGHS]
217
00:09:44,182 --> 00:09:45,950
Come, come.
218
00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,786
[♪]
219
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:53,624
Say... uh, how about
sitting down and...
220
00:09:53,625 --> 00:09:55,692
And resting those strong,
221
00:09:55,693 --> 00:09:57,962
magnificent sea legs of yours?
222
00:09:57,963 --> 00:10:00,464
Let's not get too close
to the water, please.
223
00:10:00,465 --> 00:10:02,599
[♪]
224
00:10:05,303 --> 00:10:06,704
Who's that?
225
00:10:06,705 --> 00:10:08,839
Oh, it's just
an ex-friend of mine.
226
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:11,409
He got stoned one night,
so I left him that way.
227
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,310
[LAUGHS]
228
00:10:13,311 --> 00:10:15,546
[♪]
229
00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:20,918
Oh.
230
00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:22,119
[GROANING]
231
00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:26,390
What's the matter, sweetie?
232
00:10:26,391 --> 00:10:28,192
Me back, lassie. Me back.
233
00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:30,561
I've been standing over that
wheel for almost 50 years.
234
00:10:30,562 --> 00:10:31,829
Me back is killing me.
235
00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:33,164
Oh, dear.
236
00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,265
Well, uh, here.
237
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,268
[GRUNTS, BACK CRACKS]
238
00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:39,770
[LAUGHS]
Now let me rub it for you.
239
00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,373
How's that?
240
00:10:42,374 --> 00:10:43,741
Oh.
241
00:10:43,742 --> 00:10:45,543
Lower, lassie. Lower.
242
00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,111
Gladly.
243
00:10:47,112 --> 00:10:48,446
[GIGGLING]
244
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:53,417
Oh! You are
gorgeous. Oh, my.
245
00:10:53,418 --> 00:10:54,985
[SERENA
LAUGHING]
246
00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:57,755
[♪]
247
00:11:38,597 --> 00:11:39,597
Ooh!
248
00:11:43,568 --> 00:11:46,403
Darrin. I-is that
you in there?
249
00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,174
Oh, sweetheart.
250
00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:52,075
I don't know what to say...
251
00:11:52,076 --> 00:11:53,611
except I have a cousin
252
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:56,714
who makes Lucrezia Borgia
look like Shirley Temple.
253
00:11:56,715 --> 00:11:57,948
But don't you worry.
254
00:11:57,949 --> 00:12:00,218
I'll figure out a way
to get you out of there.
255
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:01,852
The hotel clerk said
they're having lunch
256
00:12:01,853 --> 00:12:03,087
at the Gloucester House.
257
00:12:03,088 --> 00:12:04,388
I'm sure we'll find him there.
258
00:12:04,389 --> 00:12:05,689
I hope so, Mr. Tate.
259
00:12:05,690 --> 00:12:08,225
Oh, as a matter of fact,
there's Mrs. Stephens now.
260
00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:09,560
Where?
261
00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:10,995
I'll say one thing, though:
262
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,463
If you have to be a statue,
263
00:12:12,464 --> 00:12:14,365
this is a nice place to be one.
264
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,033
Over there, talking
to that statue.
265
00:12:16,034 --> 00:12:17,234
Huh?
266
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,403
I mean, over there
by that statue.
267
00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:22,072
Oh. Darrin's probably
around someplace.
268
00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:23,713
Come on, I wanna introduce you.
269
00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,410
Sam!
270
00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:28,279
[♪]
271
00:12:38,556 --> 00:12:41,091
[♪]
272
00:12:41,092 --> 00:12:42,760
LARRY:
Hi, Sam. Heh-heh.
273
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,794
Ha-ha.
274
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:45,195
Am I glad I found you.
275
00:12:45,196 --> 00:12:47,431
Oh, well, hi, Larry.
276
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,333
W-w-what are you doing
in Gloucester?
277
00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,235
Hopefully, having lunch
with you and Darrin.
278
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,937
Oh, Mr. Barrows,
this is Mrs. Stephens.
279
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:53,938
How do you do?
280
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,172
How do you do?
281
00:12:55,173 --> 00:12:57,141
Uh, Mr. Barrows is head
of Barrows Umbrellas,
282
00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:58,308
and he's just dying to hear
283
00:12:58,309 --> 00:12:59,944
some of Darrin's new ideas.
284
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,345
That's nice.
285
00:13:01,346 --> 00:13:02,880
Where is he?
286
00:13:02,881 --> 00:13:04,582
Who?
287
00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,750
Darrin.
288
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:07,050
Oh!
[LAUGHS]
289
00:13:07,051 --> 00:13:08,185
Well, he's...
290
00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:09,787
He's hanging
around here somewhere.
291
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,155
Mrs. Stephens,
Tate here
292
00:13:11,156 --> 00:13:12,723
speaks very highly
of your husband.
293
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:14,825
He's got him on
some kind of pedestal.
294
00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,827
Oh. Well,
that's nice.
295
00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:19,263
Darrin's very comfortable
o-on a pedestal.
296
00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,331
[LAUGHS]
297
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,832
Yes, sir. Ha.
298
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:23,800
Well, Sam. Let's
go find him,
299
00:13:23,801 --> 00:13:25,336
and we can go on
to lunch together.
300
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,971
Oh, oh. Let's not
bother with Darrin.
301
00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:30,307
Uh, let's just go to lunch,
just the three of us.
302
00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:31,308
The three of us?
303
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,343
Oh, it'll be fun.
304
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,644
Sam, are you all right?
305
00:13:33,645 --> 00:13:36,980
No. I mean...
Um, well...
306
00:13:36,981 --> 00:13:39,183
I get a little lightheaded
when I'm hungry.
307
00:13:39,184 --> 00:13:42,153
And I am just dying
for one of those lobsters.
308
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,488
[♪]
309
00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:48,392
Larry. Come on, Larry.
310
00:13:48,393 --> 00:13:49,560
Come on.
311
00:13:55,934 --> 00:13:57,602
You know, it's funny,
312
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,303
I've never seen
this statue before,
313
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:01,405
but it looks
very familiar to me.
314
00:14:02,874 --> 00:14:06,276
Wait. This is
the Fisherman's Memorial.
315
00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,281
It's dedicated to
the more than 10,000 fishermen
316
00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:13,250
who lost their lives at sea.
317
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:16,186
Come to think of it,
318
00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:19,023
he looks more defiant and
ferocious than I remember him.
319
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:22,393
Oh, he looks ferocious,
all right.
320
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,515
Sam.
321
00:14:25,163 --> 00:14:26,364
Is that all you can see?
322
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:27,564
Huh?
323
00:14:27,565 --> 00:14:28,766
You know, it's amazing.
324
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,200
The face of this statue
325
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,269
looks a... A great deal
like Stephens.
326
00:14:32,270 --> 00:14:34,670
Sam, can't you see
the resemblance?
327
00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,441
No. Not really.
328
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:39,976
I mean, examine the chin.
329
00:14:41,379 --> 00:14:44,515
That is not Darrin's
strong chin.
330
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:47,218
Yeah. His chin
is kind of weak.
331
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,886
Very.
332
00:14:48,887 --> 00:14:49,886
Well, now that we decided
333
00:14:49,887 --> 00:14:51,755
the statue doesn't look
like Mr. Stephens,
334
00:14:51,756 --> 00:14:53,457
suppose we take
Mrs. Stephens to lunch?
335
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,193
Uh, uh... Why don't you two
go on without me?
336
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,994
But you just said
you were starving.
337
00:14:57,995 --> 00:15:00,264
Yes, I did, didn't I? Hm.
338
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:03,233
Well, um, why don't you two
go to the Gloucester House,
339
00:15:03,234 --> 00:15:05,202
and I'll wait here for Darrin?
340
00:15:05,203 --> 00:15:07,471
But we don't wanna take
a chance on missing Darrin.
341
00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:08,906
Why don't we all wait here?
342
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:10,407
O-oh, uh, Larry, uh,
343
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,276
I don't think
that's such a good idea.
344
00:15:12,277 --> 00:15:14,118
Why not?
Yeah, why not?
345
00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,782
Because I suddenly remembered
346
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,650
that Darrin said he was
going to take a walk,
347
00:15:19,651 --> 00:15:22,253
and he wanted me to meet him
at the Gloucester House.
348
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,854
[LAUGHS
UNCOMFORTABLY]
349
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,096
You suddenly remembered?
350
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:27,991
Yes.
351
00:15:27,992 --> 00:15:30,093
I-I told you I get a little
lightheaded
352
00:15:30,094 --> 00:15:31,595
when I get hungry.
353
00:15:31,596 --> 00:15:33,931
Especially for lobster.
354
00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,365
All right, Tate, let's go.
355
00:15:35,366 --> 00:15:37,768
All this talk about lobster
is making me hungry.
356
00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:40,809
[♪] [LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY]
357
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,997
May I help you?
358
00:16:06,998 --> 00:16:09,667
Uh, we're looking for
Mr. Darrin Stephens.
359
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,802
Uh, we have a reservation
for Mr. Stephens,
360
00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,938
but I don't believe
he's arrived yet.
361
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,673
Well, that's strange.
I wonder what's holding him up.
362
00:16:16,674 --> 00:16:18,955
I hate to think.
363
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:21,745
Larry, w-why don't
you and Mr. Barrows
364
00:16:21,746 --> 00:16:22,780
go to the table?
365
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:25,015
I'll join you in a moment.
366
00:16:25,016 --> 00:16:26,383
HOST:
Right this way.
367
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:27,517
Mr. Barrows.
368
00:16:29,988 --> 00:16:33,290
Bartender. Set them up
for everybody.
369
00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,758
I'm buying.
370
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:41,532
And forget the little lady
who was just here.
371
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,001
She must be a "toteetaler."
372
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,936
A teetotaler. To...
373
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,108
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
374
00:16:51,109 --> 00:16:52,877
I got back as soon as I could.
375
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:55,579
Trust me. I will
find Serena
376
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,880
and get you out of there.
377
00:16:56,881 --> 00:16:59,516
In the meantime,
keep a stiff upper lip.
378
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,687
Oh, I didn't mean that.
379
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:08,425
Stars and planetsAnd things in the know.
380
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,995
Whisk me to whereRomance can grow
381
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,032
[♪]
382
00:17:30,114 --> 00:17:31,715
Excuse me...
383
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:33,250
but I'm looking for two people
384
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,518
whom I thought might be here.
385
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,486
One is...
386
00:17:35,487 --> 00:17:37,588
Oh, you mean, uh,
that pretty girl
387
00:17:37,589 --> 00:17:38,989
and that nutty-looking
sailor?
388
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,990
They're the ones.
389
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,291
Not that I watched, mind you,
390
00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:42,793
because it was
none of my business,
391
00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:43,994
but they was holding hands,
392
00:17:43,995 --> 00:17:46,697
and kissing and whispering
to each other.
393
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,566
Y-you wanna know what
they was whispering?
394
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,900
Uh, no, thank you.
395
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:51,935
Um, I just wanna know
where they went.
396
00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:53,503
Well, I, uh...
397
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,785
I turned back to
my clipping, like this...
398
00:17:57,174 --> 00:17:59,175
And when I turned back,
399
00:17:59,176 --> 00:18:01,144
like this... they was...
400
00:18:02,247 --> 00:18:03,247
Gone.
401
00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:06,216
Just like you.
402
00:18:06,217 --> 00:18:11,154
When John Paul Potter III
drinks, everybody drinks.
403
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:13,457
Another round for the folks.
404
00:18:14,859 --> 00:18:18,195
Well... the little
"toteetaler" is back.
405
00:18:18,196 --> 00:18:20,798
How about a little nip, sweetie?
406
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,132
Oh, well, thanks, uh,
407
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:25,135
but I think you are doing
just fine for both of us.
408
00:18:25,136 --> 00:18:26,337
Cheers.
409
00:18:26,338 --> 00:18:27,638
[LAUGHS]
410
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:30,440
[MAN SINGING]
411
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,443
♪ Whoa-ho
Blow the man down ♪
412
00:18:33,444 --> 00:18:36,680
♪ Gimme some fellows
To follow the sea ♪
413
00:18:36,681 --> 00:18:39,750
♪ Gimme some time
To blow the man down ♪
414
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,987
BOTH: ♪ Blow the man down
Please blow the man down ♪
415
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:46,423
♪ Whoa, oh!
Blow the man down ♪
416
00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:49,627
Young man. Will you
shut up for a moment?
417
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,695
You watch your tongue,
landlubber.
418
00:18:51,696 --> 00:18:54,176
I'll have you swinging
from the yardarm.
419
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:56,433
Now, you listen to me.
420
00:18:56,434 --> 00:18:59,236
We're in a restaurant
with a young lady.
421
00:18:59,237 --> 00:19:01,004
Now, if I checked my umbrella,
422
00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:03,573
I see no reason why
you can't check your hat.
423
00:19:03,574 --> 00:19:06,210
You won't take my hat.
424
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,411
[♪]
425
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,849
Ah. There
you are.
426
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,584
Sam, look who we ran into:
427
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,652
Serena and her... boyfriend.
428
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:19,823
I can't imagine what's
keeping Darrin.
429
00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,324
No offense, Mrs. Stephens,
430
00:19:21,325 --> 00:19:22,893
but I'll give him
five more minutes,
431
00:19:22,894 --> 00:19:24,428
and then I leave.
432
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,830
And with me, Tate,
goes my account.
433
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:31,969
Serena, I think you and I
434
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,850
should have
a few words together.
435
00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:39,109
Excuse me, my little
chicken of the sea.
436
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,413
Oh! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
437
00:19:43,614 --> 00:19:45,582
Chicken of the sea.
That's me.
438
00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,953
Serena, I don't wanna know how,
439
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,287
and I don't wanna know why.
440
00:19:51,288 --> 00:19:53,657
I just want a fair exchange:
441
00:19:53,658 --> 00:19:55,125
Darrin for your seaman.
442
00:19:55,126 --> 00:19:57,394
Well, okay, coz,
443
00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:59,029
but believe me...
444
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:01,898
that is not a fair exchange.
445
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:05,602
Are you sure you ladies wouldn't
like a little drinky-poo?
446
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,104
Potter's springing.
447
00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:10,040
So is Serena.
448
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,445
I think the party's over.
449
00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,084
[♪]
450
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,755
So long, dumbo.
451
00:20:28,093 --> 00:20:29,259
Sam, what's happening?
452
00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,427
Shh, shh.
453
00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:33,063
[♪]
454
00:20:33,064 --> 00:20:36,500
FISHERMAN [SINGING]: ♪ Blow the man
down Will we blow the man down ♪
455
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,334
♪ Whoa, oh... ♪
456
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:39,603
I hate to interrupt
your good time,
457
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:41,038
but if the Pirate of Penzance
458
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,573
isn't out of here immediately,
459
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,874
Barrows Umbrellas will be.
460
00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:44,975
[MAGIC CHIMES]
461
00:20:48,112 --> 00:20:49,312
Where did he go?
462
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:52,249
He was, uh, shanghaied.
463
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,516
[LAUGHS]
464
00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:56,820
Come on. Come on.
465
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:57,988
All right, Tate, let's get
466
00:20:57,989 --> 00:20:59,223
my hat and umbrella, and go.
467
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:00,423
But, Mr. Barrows...
468
00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:02,793
Gentlemen, look who
I found waiting outside.
469
00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,427
Darrin. Thank heaven.
Larry.
470
00:21:04,428 --> 00:21:06,263
Uh, Mr. Barrows,
this is Darrin Stephens.
471
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:07,865
Hello, Stephens. Oh, Mr.
Barrows.
472
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,867
Uh, Darrin, I've just
been telling Mr. Barrows
473
00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,735
that the only reason
you're at Salem
474
00:21:11,736 --> 00:21:14,238
is to work on some ideas
for Barrows Umbrellas.
475
00:21:14,239 --> 00:21:16,106
Mr. Stephens...
476
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:19,376
I've had a very difficult
and strange day.
477
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:22,245
I no longer have any interest
in any of your ideas.
478
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:23,780
Uh, Mr. Barrows,
479
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:26,216
I-if you don't want to
listen to Darrin, uh,
480
00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,584
would you listen to me?
481
00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:30,987
Mrs. Stephens, I'm a businessman
most of the time...
482
00:21:30,988 --> 00:21:33,489
but I'm a gentleman
all the time.
483
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,426
Please sit down.
484
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:37,461
Oh, thank you.
485
00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:41,765
Now... tell me
about it.
486
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:43,099
Well...
487
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,835
Darrin's idea
488
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,003
is to use
the Fisherman's Memorial
489
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:49,639
as a symbol for
Barrows Umbrellas.
490
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:51,508
That's why we were there.
491
00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,143
Uh-huh.
492
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,378
Mr. Barrows,
what percentage of
493
00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:56,780
umbrellas are bought by women?
494
00:21:56,781 --> 00:21:58,482
About 80 percent.
495
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:00,017
Aha.
496
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,319
The men don't seem to
wanna buy 'em, right?
497
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,488
Well, you see, Darrin's idea
498
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,156
is to make the umbrella
more attractive to men
499
00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:09,258
by associating it with a...
500
00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:12,996
A masculine symbol:
The Fisherman's Memorial.
501
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:14,297
Hmm.
502
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:19,102
Mr. Barrows, I'm sure
if you hear
503
00:22:19,103 --> 00:22:20,303
Darrin present his idea,
504
00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:22,606
it'll be more impressive.
505
00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:24,140
I like that idea.
506
00:22:24,141 --> 00:22:25,408
But I doubt it.
507
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:28,044
You know, Samantha
explained it so beautifully.
508
00:22:29,714 --> 00:22:31,754
Tell us the rest of it,
young man.
509
00:22:33,050 --> 00:22:34,350
Uh, picture this:
510
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,023
The helmsman, standing
in the face of a fierce storm,
511
00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:42,559
one hand on the wheel,
512
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,295
the other holding
a Barrows umbrella.
513
00:22:45,296 --> 00:22:46,696
I love it.
514
00:22:48,232 --> 00:22:51,200
"Even the men who go down
to the sea in ships
515
00:22:51,201 --> 00:22:53,804
carry Barrows
umbrellas."
516
00:22:53,805 --> 00:22:56,873
Stephens... it's
sensational.
517
00:22:56,874 --> 00:22:58,809
Sensational.
518
00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:00,677
You were well worth waiting for.
519
00:23:00,678 --> 00:23:02,311
I told you he would be.
520
00:23:02,312 --> 00:23:04,113
You son of a gun.
521
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:06,149
But I'd still like to know
522
00:23:06,150 --> 00:23:07,684
where you've been all this time.
523
00:23:07,685 --> 00:23:09,886
W-well, Darrin
was just
524
00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:13,322
staring out to
the sea, thinking.
525
00:23:13,323 --> 00:23:15,158
Isn't that right, sweetheart?
526
00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:18,327
Yeah. Heh-heh.
That's right.
527
00:23:18,328 --> 00:23:19,930
Well, let's everybody
have a drink.
528
00:23:19,931 --> 00:23:21,164
Oh, great idea.
529
00:23:21,165 --> 00:23:24,568
Waitress.
Waitress.
530
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:25,569
Doubles.
531
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,970
[♪]
532
00:23:29,407 --> 00:23:31,007
[♪]
533
00:23:31,008 --> 00:23:34,511
SAMANTHA: You know, sweetheart,
that's a great idea.
534
00:23:34,512 --> 00:23:36,479
"Even men that go down
to the sea in ships
535
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,215
carry Barrows
umbrellas."
536
00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,117
I've got an idea
for another slogan:
537
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:43,286
"Not even a nor'easter can
blow out a Barrows umbrella."
538
00:23:43,287 --> 00:23:45,255
Hi.
539
00:23:45,256 --> 00:23:48,091
Speaking of ill winds...
540
00:23:48,092 --> 00:23:50,327
Watch it, ding-dong.
541
00:23:50,328 --> 00:23:53,663
I just popped in to give you
the opportunity of thanking me.
542
00:23:54,765 --> 00:23:55,933
For what?
543
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,735
Well, you landed the dumb
account, didn't you?
544
00:23:58,736 --> 00:24:01,938
I'll thank you
to blow outta here.
545
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,675
[♪]
546
00:24:05,676 --> 00:24:07,377
[BLOWING]
547
00:24:07,378 --> 00:24:08,979
[WIND GUSTING]
548
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,130
Ta-ta.
549
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:30,967
Darrin...
550
00:24:30,968 --> 00:24:32,468
you know something?
551
00:24:32,469 --> 00:24:35,238
I think I liked
your first slogan better.
552
00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:36,907
[CHUCKLES]
553
00:24:36,908 --> 00:24:39,242
[♪]
554
00:24:39,243 --> 00:24:40,844
Oh, boy.
555
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:41,845
[EXHALES]
556
00:24:44,582 --> 00:24:46,583
[♪]
557
00:25:04,702 --> 00:25:06,236
NARRATOR:
Air transportation
558
00:25:06,237 --> 00:25:08,704
and promotional considerationfor location shooting
559
00:25:08,705 --> 00:25:11,208
in Salem provided byAmerican Airlines.
560
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:13,343
It's good to travel onAmerican Airlines.
37650
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
