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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,970 --> 00:00:51,473 [ Thunder Rumbles ] 2 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:44,818 You-You better get married soon. 3 00:01:44,901 --> 00:01:49,281 You-You starting to look... old. 4 00:01:49,364 --> 00:01:52,993 [ Woman Narrating ] My dad's been saying that to me since I was 15. 5 00:01:53,076 --> 00:01:56,204 'Cause nice, sweet girls are supposed to do three things in life: 6 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:59,040 Marry Greek boys, make Greek babies... 7 00:01:59,124 --> 00:02:03,128 and feed everyone... until the day we die. 8 00:02:54,054 --> 00:02:58,016 When I was growing up, I knew I was different. 9 00:02:58,099 --> 00:03:01,311 The other girls were blonde and delicate. 10 00:03:01,394 --> 00:03:04,522 And I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns. 11 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:07,192 I so badly wanted to be like the popular girls... 12 00:03:07,275 --> 00:03:12,447 all sitting together talking, eating their Wonder Bread sandwiches. 13 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:14,616 What's that? 14 00:03:14,699 --> 00:03:18,453 - It's moussaka. - "Moose caca"? 15 00:03:18,536 --> 00:03:20,538 [ All Giggling ] 16 00:03:20,622 --> 00:03:25,210 And while the pretty girls got to go to Brownies, I had to go to Greek school. 17 00:03:25,293 --> 00:03:27,712 [ Speaking Greek ] 18 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:37,389 At Greek school, I learned valuable lessons, like... 19 00:03:37,472 --> 00:03:42,060 "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?" 20 00:03:42,143 --> 00:03:45,522 [ Speaking Greek ] 21 00:03:45,605 --> 00:03:50,068 My mom was always cooking foods filled with warmth and wisdom... 22 00:03:50,151 --> 00:03:53,238 and never forgetting that side dish of steaming hot guilt. 23 00:03:53,321 --> 00:03:56,408 Nico, don't play with your food. 24 00:03:56,491 --> 00:03:58,910 When I was your age, we didn't have food. 25 00:03:58,993 --> 00:04:01,246 - Mom? - What? 26 00:04:01,329 --> 00:04:05,458 - Why do I have to go to Greek school? - When you get married... 27 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:10,255 don't you want to be able to write your mother-in-law a letter? Nico, eat. 28 00:04:10,338 --> 00:04:13,758 We lived in a normal middle-class Chicago neighborhood... 29 00:04:13,842 --> 00:04:16,052 of tasteful, modest homes. 30 00:04:16,136 --> 00:04:19,264 Our house, however, was modeled after the Parthenon... 31 00:04:19,347 --> 00:04:21,349 complete with Corinthian columns... 32 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:24,394 and guarded by statues of the gods. 33 00:04:24,477 --> 00:04:27,772 In case the neighbors had any doubts about our heritage... 34 00:04:27,856 --> 00:04:31,860 they could just check out our subtle tribute to the Greek flag. 35 00:04:31,943 --> 00:04:34,362 My dad believed in only two things-- 36 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:37,740 that Greeks should educate non-Greeks about being Greek... 37 00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:41,202 and that any ailment, from psoriasis to poison ivy... 38 00:04:41,286 --> 00:04:43,413 could be cured with Windex. 39 00:04:44,706 --> 00:04:49,586 Six years later, I was 12. Athena, my older, perfect sister was 15... 40 00:04:49,669 --> 00:04:51,546 and my brother Nick was I I. 41 00:04:51,671 --> 00:04:55,592 Every morning my dad would lecture us-- [ Greek Accent ] on the history of our people... 42 00:04:55,675 --> 00:04:58,720 the greatest civilization-- [ Normal Accent ] the Greeks. 43 00:04:58,803 --> 00:05:03,224 Okay. Now name three things the Greeks did first. 44 00:05:04,392 --> 00:05:06,895 Astronomy, philosophy and democracy. 45 00:05:06,978 --> 00:05:09,355 Bravo. Very good. 46 00:05:10,648 --> 00:05:12,650 Now give me a word. 47 00:05:12,734 --> 00:05:16,112 Any word, and I show you... 48 00:05:16,196 --> 00:05:19,324 how the root of that word is Greek. 49 00:05:19,407 --> 00:05:21,784 - [ Groans ] - Okay? 50 00:05:21,868 --> 00:05:25,663 How about "arachnophobia"? 51 00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:30,210 "Arachna"-- that come from the Greek word for "spider"... 52 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:33,630 and "phobia" is "phobia," mean "fear." 53 00:05:33,713 --> 00:05:36,925 So "fear" of "spider." There you go. 54 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:39,427 - [ Groans ] - Okay, Mr. Portokalos... 55 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:41,721 how about the word "kimono"? 56 00:05:41,804 --> 00:05:43,306 - Aha. - Good one. 57 00:05:43,389 --> 00:05:44,933 Kimono. 58 00:05:45,016 --> 00:05:46,351 Kimono, kimono, kimono. 59 00:05:47,268 --> 00:05:50,021 [ Chuckles ] Of course. "Kimono"... 60 00:05:50,104 --> 00:05:53,733 is come from the Greek word "himona"... 61 00:05:53,816 --> 00:05:55,818 is mean "winter." 62 00:05:55,902 --> 00:06:01,741 So, what do you wear in the wintertime to stay warm? A robe. 63 00:06:01,824 --> 00:06:06,329 You see? "Robe," "kimono." There you go. [ Chuckles ] 64 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,963 - Bye-bye. - Good-bye, Mr. Portokalos. 65 00:06:15,046 --> 00:06:19,634 [ School Bell Rings ] 66 00:06:19,717 --> 00:06:22,470 Toula. 67 00:06:23,972 --> 00:06:25,974 You should be proud to be Greek. 68 00:06:30,645 --> 00:06:32,647 A couple more years went by... 69 00:06:32,730 --> 00:06:36,025 and my dad brought his mother over from Greece to live with us... 70 00:06:36,109 --> 00:06:38,236 because we weren't weird enough. 71 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:39,988 [ Speaking Greek ] 72 00:06:42,991 --> 00:06:47,579 Listen up, ugly Turk. You're not kidnapping me. 73 00:06:47,662 --> 00:06:49,414 [ Chuckling, Groans ] 74 00:06:49,497 --> 00:06:50,498 - Oh! - Oh! 75 00:06:50,582 --> 00:06:54,586 [ Mother ] Ah! Kosta, get her. Where is she going? 76 00:06:54,669 --> 00:06:57,922 Mama, please. The Greeks and the Turks friends now. 77 00:06:58,006 --> 00:07:00,008 We told my grandma the war was over.. 78 00:07:00,091 --> 00:07:02,844 But she still slept with a knife under her pillow. 79 00:07:02,927 --> 00:07:05,430 [ Chattering ] 80 00:07:05,513 --> 00:07:07,515 [ Father ] Stop hitting me. 81 00:07:08,516 --> 00:07:12,520 Nico, be careful. She has a very mean punch. 82 00:07:12,604 --> 00:07:15,189 [ All Chattering ] 83 00:07:22,322 --> 00:07:24,782 [ Mother ] Please, come back! 84 00:07:24,866 --> 00:07:29,120 Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband work in the family restaurant. 85 00:07:29,203 --> 00:07:32,957 So here I am. Day after day, year after year 86 00:07:33,041 --> 00:07:35,918 Thirty, and way past my expiration date. 87 00:07:36,002 --> 00:07:38,546 - My gosh! - [ Woman ] Oh, it's freezing! 88 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:44,552 Toula! You closed last night. You're opening this morning? 89 00:07:44,636 --> 00:07:47,639 - I have no life. - Ah, Toula. 90 00:07:47,722 --> 00:07:49,724 You talk to me sometime, eh? 91 00:07:49,807 --> 00:07:51,809 Ma, you're gonna make me swallow my tongue. 92 00:07:51,893 --> 00:07:53,478 Ah! 93 00:07:53,561 --> 00:07:55,063 Toula. 94 00:07:55,146 --> 00:07:58,107 - Is Nikki here? - Mm-mmm. 95 00:07:58,191 --> 00:08:00,109 - What's up, Thea? - No, my Nikki. 96 00:08:00,193 --> 00:08:02,487 She was supposed to come over to curl my hairs. 97 00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:05,323 Nick, did you check the meat before you signed for it? 98 00:08:05,406 --> 00:08:08,159 - Dad checked it. - It better be fresh. 99 00:08:08,242 --> 00:08:12,080 My brother has two jobs-- to cook and to marry a Greek virgin. 100 00:08:12,163 --> 00:08:14,791 Voula, have something to eat before you go to work. 101 00:08:14,874 --> 00:08:16,000 No. 102 00:08:16,084 --> 00:08:20,046 If nagging was an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would have a gold medal. 103 00:08:20,129 --> 00:08:23,216 Taki, you couldn't wait for me? 104 00:08:23,925 --> 00:08:26,427 - Sorry. Sorry. - [ Groans ] "Sorry. Sorry." 105 00:08:26,511 --> 00:08:28,846 Don't "sorry" me. Oh! 106 00:08:28,930 --> 00:08:32,350 Look at this. A rash. Somebody gave me the mati. 107 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:35,978 - Put some Windex on it. - Oh, Gus, please! Please! 108 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:38,356 Voula, this works! 109 00:08:38,439 --> 00:08:41,943 Last night my toe was as big as my face. 110 00:08:42,026 --> 00:08:44,320 - No. - [ Clicks Tongue ] 111 00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:47,407 So why you not wait for me? 112 00:08:47,490 --> 00:08:51,285 'Cause... he wants to talk. 113 00:08:53,788 --> 00:08:56,708 Anyway, I tell her... 114 00:08:56,791 --> 00:09:00,169 I will send her to Greece to find somebody. 115 00:09:00,253 --> 00:09:02,255 She not too old. 116 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:08,886 She's okay. 117 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:12,390 In Greece... don't tell anyone how old she is. 118 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:14,642 - Ah! - She won't go! 119 00:09:14,726 --> 00:09:17,270 - [ Together ] She won't go? - It's like... 120 00:09:17,353 --> 00:09:19,355 she don't want to get married. 121 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:22,066 - [ Muttering In Greek ] - [ Door Opens, Closes ] 122 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:24,235 Come on. We're gonna go see Uncle Nick. 123 00:09:24,318 --> 00:09:28,406 My sister married young and became a Greek baby breeding machine. 124 00:09:28,489 --> 00:09:30,199 - [ Shouts ] - [ All Scream ] 125 00:09:30,283 --> 00:09:32,660 - [ Muttering ] - Theo Nico! Theo Nico! 126 00:09:32,744 --> 00:09:35,121 - [ Man ] Guys, come on. Get out. - Just a quick coffee. 127 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:38,624 I have to drop the boys off at hockey. Then I gotta get to the Jewel. 128 00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:41,544 Hey. Panty hose are on for 99 cents. 129 00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:45,339 Then the priest is coming to bless the new house, so I have to make diples. 130 00:09:45,423 --> 00:09:48,092 Can you believe it? I'm out of honey. Put that back for me. 131 00:09:48,176 --> 00:09:50,261 - I've had it, Angelo. - Get off my back, Nikki. 132 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,596 - Angelo. - Shut up, Nikki. 133 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:54,182 My cousins have two volumes: loud and louder 134 00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:56,267 ...your big-ass girlfriend. Thanks, Toula. 135 00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:59,103 - Sure. - Hey, Toula. We're not that late. 136 00:09:59,187 --> 00:10:01,481 - Angelo-- [ Greek ] - [ Nikki ] Hi, everybody. 137 00:10:01,564 --> 00:10:04,567 Nikki, how come you no come to curl my hairs this morning? 138 00:10:04,650 --> 00:10:07,779 Ma, I had to drop Thimo at work. 139 00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:11,282 Now I gotta go open the travel agency because, you know, some jagoff... 140 00:10:11,365 --> 00:10:13,367 and his big-ass girlfriend are too busy. 141 00:10:13,451 --> 00:10:15,828 Ma, tell her I open the dry cleaners every day. 142 00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:19,624 - It's about time she did something. - Do you know who's at the dry cleaner? 143 00:10:19,707 --> 00:10:21,959 - You're always at the beauty parlor. - My husband. 144 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:24,629 - Your nails and your hair. - Don't you talk about my hair. 145 00:10:24,712 --> 00:10:28,007 You are so lazy. You and your big-ass girlfriend do nothing! 146 00:10:28,090 --> 00:10:30,468 Did somebody sit on your hair? It looks flat. 147 00:10:30,551 --> 00:10:33,638 - Angelo, bite me. - [ Scoffs ] 148 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:35,807 - Be a lady. - Ma! 149 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:38,476 Aw. Angelo. 150 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:41,646 Come on, boys. Let's go. 151 00:10:41,729 --> 00:10:44,690 - Athena! When did you come? - Hi, Ma. Bye, Ma. 152 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:46,776 - You're going? - I'm going to the Jewel. 153 00:10:46,859 --> 00:10:51,489 - I'll get you some panty hose. - No queen size. They make me look fat. 154 00:10:51,572 --> 00:10:53,783 - [ Man ] No more fun and games. - Kosta did it. 155 00:10:53,866 --> 00:10:56,702 I didn't do it. Not me. 156 00:10:57,370 --> 00:11:01,666 - Who put the menus there? - [ Boys Shouting ] 157 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,127 Toula, what's this? 158 00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:07,505 Toula, what is this? 159 00:11:07,588 --> 00:11:10,633 - I don't know. - Mama! Mama! 160 00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:11,968 Mama! 161 00:11:12,051 --> 00:11:14,303 Come on. Don't forget. I need diples and-- 162 00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:17,640 And the pastitsio for the buffet. You told me, Athena. Go. My God. 163 00:11:17,723 --> 00:11:19,058 - Okay. - Athena, go. 164 00:11:19,141 --> 00:11:21,143 - Okay. - [ Boy ] We're never gonna go. 165 00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:22,353 Bye! 166 00:11:22,436 --> 00:11:25,189 - I wanna drive. - You're driving me crazy. Let's go. 167 00:11:25,273 --> 00:11:29,569 Watch your step. Don't run! Don't run. 168 00:11:30,486 --> 00:11:32,488 [ Door Closes ] 169 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:39,370 - To me she look okay. - Okay? What okay? "No-kay." 170 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:42,957 She's not okay. Look. Athena's married with three children. 171 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,877 And I'll get married, Pops. I promise. 172 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,170 [ Chuckles ] 173 00:11:48,254 --> 00:11:51,299 You have plenty of time, Nico. 174 00:11:51,382 --> 00:11:55,720 [ Taki ] And you'll always have Toula to run the restaurant. 175 00:11:55,803 --> 00:11:59,432 It's true. Toula will never leave you. 176 00:12:00,975 --> 00:12:03,477 - Here you go. - Thank you. 177 00:12:32,924 --> 00:12:34,508 [ Sighs ] 178 00:12:48,522 --> 00:12:50,733 [ Toula Narrating ] I wish I had a different life. 179 00:12:50,816 --> 00:12:54,320 I wish I was braver and prettier.. 180 00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,614 Or just happy. 181 00:12:56,697 --> 00:12:58,658 But it's useless to dream... 182 00:12:58,741 --> 00:13:01,202 because nothing ever changes. 183 00:13:18,177 --> 00:13:21,347 - Hey. What's going on? - Hi, man. How are ya? 184 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:23,891 - Good. You? - Yeah. I'm good. 185 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,102 - Mmm, mmm. - Cool place. 186 00:13:26,185 --> 00:13:29,063 Yeah. It's adorable. 187 00:13:29,146 --> 00:13:32,400 You missed a hell of a party the other night. 188 00:13:33,067 --> 00:13:35,236 Oh! Look. Look at that. 189 00:13:35,319 --> 00:13:37,738 That could have been you with that arm around her. 190 00:13:37,822 --> 00:13:40,366 You set me up with her already. 191 00:13:42,743 --> 00:13:45,913 - Nancy? - Henson's picnic. 192 00:13:46,580 --> 00:13:49,709 No. No. That was Pamela. This is Nancy. 193 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:55,589 They look the same. 194 00:13:57,425 --> 00:13:59,427 Well, maybe. 195 00:13:59,510 --> 00:14:01,637 So you want me to set you up? 196 00:14:01,721 --> 00:14:03,723 They're all the same, Mike. 197 00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:17,820 - Hi. - Hi. 198 00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:22,783 Sorry. [ Chuckles ] My brain. 199 00:14:22,867 --> 00:14:24,910 It stopped. You ever have one of those days? 200 00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:28,205 It's like-- [ Makes Noise ] going along and it-- [ Makes Noise ] stopped. 201 00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:31,208 Yeah. Here I am standing here, your own private Greek statue. 202 00:14:31,292 --> 00:14:32,668 [ Laughs ] 203 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:40,634 - Could I get some more coffee, please? - Sure. 204 00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:43,679 Thank you. 205 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,685 All right. 206 00:14:49,769 --> 00:14:52,229 Here. Just have some of this. 207 00:14:52,313 --> 00:14:54,482 Ahhh. All right. Let's go. 208 00:14:55,858 --> 00:14:58,569 - What do you mean? I just got here. - I got a class though. 209 00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:01,030 I love the spice on these potatoes. What is that? 210 00:15:01,113 --> 00:15:04,075 Like I care. Come on. Let's go. Giving a pop quiz... 211 00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:06,535 and I can't wait to hear the groans. 212 00:15:07,536 --> 00:15:11,832 Man, you're tough. I'm giving a test on Hamlet, but I gave fair warning. 213 00:15:22,802 --> 00:15:24,845 Hi. 214 00:15:25,846 --> 00:15:28,307 Keep the change. 215 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:30,392 [ Customers Chattering ] 216 00:15:41,278 --> 00:15:44,073 You like this, Pops? For the new menu? 217 00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:45,950 Where did you get that? 218 00:15:46,033 --> 00:15:48,619 I drew it, Dad. 219 00:15:48,702 --> 00:15:50,913 [ Chuckles ] 220 00:16:04,468 --> 00:16:07,388 - Dad. - [ Door Closes ] 221 00:16:07,471 --> 00:16:09,473 Dad. 222 00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:13,269 I've been going through our inventory... 223 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:17,439 and I've noticed that we've been doing a lot of unnecessary ordering. 224 00:16:17,523 --> 00:16:21,026 I've been thinking that maybe we should update our system. 225 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,654 Like, we could get a computer. 226 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:27,950 Uh, I don't know if you remember, but I got all A's in computers. 227 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:32,621 But there's a lot of new stuff to learn now, so, um, if you want... 228 00:16:32,705 --> 00:16:36,709 I could go to college and take a few courses. 229 00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:41,547 Why-- 230 00:16:42,506 --> 00:16:45,593 Why you want to leave me? [ Sobbing ] 231 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:49,346 I'm not leaving you. Don't you want me to do something with my life? 232 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:53,517 Yes! Get married. Make babies. 233 00:16:53,601 --> 00:16:56,061 You look so old! 234 00:16:58,606 --> 00:17:00,608 [ Groans ] 235 00:17:09,033 --> 00:17:11,243 [ Door Closes ] 236 00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:13,287 Toula. 237 00:17:13,370 --> 00:17:16,290 Toula. Come on, Toula. 238 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,752 I know what you want. 239 00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:24,548 You have-- how you say-- you have spirit, huh? 240 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:28,385 You want to see things. You want to learn. 241 00:17:28,469 --> 00:17:32,348 I know. You're from my side, huh? 242 00:17:32,973 --> 00:17:37,061 Come on. Don't you worry. I'm gonna talk to him. 243 00:17:37,144 --> 00:17:40,022 Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. 244 00:17:40,105 --> 00:17:42,733 [ Mimicking Father ] "The man is the head of the house." 245 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:44,818 Let me tell you something, Toula. 246 00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:48,781 The man is the head, but the woman is the neck... 247 00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:50,908 and she can turn the head... 248 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:53,827 any way she wants, hmm? 249 00:17:55,287 --> 00:17:57,539 Oh, my baby. 250 00:17:57,623 --> 00:18:00,209 Don't cry. Don't cry. Come on. 251 00:18:00,292 --> 00:18:03,921 And what is wrong with Toula going to school downtown? 252 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:06,715 - Is drugs downtown. - What are you saying? 253 00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:09,677 Are you saying that Toula will get involved with drugs? 254 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,888 No, but somebody will say to her... 255 00:18:12,972 --> 00:18:17,184 "Take this bag down to the bus depot," and she'll do it. 256 00:18:17,268 --> 00:18:19,937 She is not stupid. She's smart. 257 00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:23,399 I know she's smart. So what for she needs more school? 258 00:18:23,482 --> 00:18:26,694 - She's smart enough for a girl. - Oh! 259 00:18:26,777 --> 00:18:29,113 You think you're smarter than me, huh? 260 00:18:29,196 --> 00:18:32,741 - No. I mean-- You know-- - What? 261 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,577 What you mean? I run the restaurant... 262 00:18:35,661 --> 00:18:39,081 I cook, I clean, I wash for you... 263 00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:41,125 and I raise three kids. 264 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,836 And I teach Sunday school. 265 00:18:43,919 --> 00:18:48,882 You know? It's lucky for me I have you to tie my shoes. 266 00:18:48,966 --> 00:18:50,217 Ah! 267 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:52,303 Maria. 268 00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:54,388 [ Door Closes ] 269 00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:31,050 Yes. 270 00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:35,012 [ Indistinct ] 271 00:20:09,254 --> 00:20:11,715 Excuse me. Is this seat taken? 272 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:13,884 Oh, sure. 273 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:19,223 Hi. 274 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,508 [ Chattering ] 275 00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:58,595 Doing great. That's what I want to talk to you about actually. 276 00:20:58,679 --> 00:21:01,765 Listen. I'm not-- Look at you. What are you talking about? 277 00:21:01,849 --> 00:21:04,351 What? My butt is too big. I don't like my butt. 278 00:21:04,435 --> 00:21:07,020 - Taki likes it. - Okay. Don't. Listen. 279 00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:10,774 I'm not gonna pretend travel business is something I've always wanted to do. 280 00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:14,111 I'm not gonna pretend that. But what I'm saying is that it's different. 281 00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:16,613 You know I've been learning about computers. 282 00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:18,657 There's this course. It's a seminar. 283 00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:20,742 It's all about computers and tourism. 284 00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:24,455 All the latest applications and programs. I could apply it here, Thea. 285 00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:26,707 Your business would double. It would triple. 286 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:29,418 You could be with Theo more. You could take a vacation. 287 00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:32,838 I could book it for you. Thea, would you hire me? 288 00:21:35,174 --> 00:21:37,593 Of course. 289 00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:40,137 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Oh. 290 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,639 Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. 291 00:21:42,723 --> 00:21:45,142 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 292 00:21:47,603 --> 00:21:49,813 We must let Kosta think this was his idea. 293 00:21:49,897 --> 00:21:51,982 - I know. - That he came up with it. 294 00:21:52,065 --> 00:21:54,109 - He's gonna figure it out. - Don't you worry. 295 00:21:54,193 --> 00:21:56,528 - I know what to do. - You don't know. You talk. 296 00:21:56,612 --> 00:21:58,155 - Do you want my help? - Yes. 297 00:21:58,238 --> 00:22:00,657 Tell me what to say. But don't tell me what to say. 298 00:22:00,741 --> 00:22:03,577 - Perfect. - That's good. 299 00:22:03,660 --> 00:22:05,496 [ Sighs ] 300 00:22:05,579 --> 00:22:09,500 So, Voula, how is business? 301 00:22:09,583 --> 00:22:14,004 Oh, woe to me. Business is bad. 302 00:22:14,087 --> 00:22:17,007 - Tsk, tsk, tsk. - What's the matter? What's happened? 303 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,301 - Do you need money? - No, no, no. 304 00:22:19,384 --> 00:22:23,639 What she means is that with the two businesses she suffers. 305 00:22:23,722 --> 00:22:25,641 - She suffers? - She suffers. 306 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:29,811 She has to be at the travel agency alone all day... 307 00:22:29,895 --> 00:22:33,815 because everybody else needs to be working at the big dry-cleaning store. 308 00:22:33,899 --> 00:22:37,861 That's right. I make Taki go to the dry cleaner store... 309 00:22:37,945 --> 00:22:41,907 and now I have no time with him. 310 00:22:41,990 --> 00:22:46,870 So? Send Angelo or Nikki to the travel agency. 311 00:22:46,954 --> 00:22:49,581 You be with Taki at the dry cleaner. 312 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:54,336 - That would be good. - That would be no good. 313 00:22:54,419 --> 00:22:57,047 - No good? - No good. No good. 314 00:22:57,130 --> 00:23:02,219 Because, um, neither Angelo or Nikki know how to use the computer. 315 00:23:02,302 --> 00:23:06,014 - That's why that no work. - [ Maria ] No work. 316 00:23:06,098 --> 00:23:08,725 Computer. Hmm. 317 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,811 [ Mouthing Words ] 318 00:23:10,894 --> 00:23:13,689 Ah! I have your answer. 319 00:23:13,772 --> 00:23:15,566 - [ Chuckles ] - Yeah? 320 00:23:15,649 --> 00:23:22,114 Toula will go to the travel agency, and you send Nikki here to work for us. 321 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:24,700 Oh. I-- I can't believe that. 322 00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:26,577 - [ Chuckling ] - Wonderful. 323 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:30,247 - Oh, wonderful! - You see? A man-- 324 00:23:30,330 --> 00:23:32,165 - Yes. - [ Laughing ] 325 00:23:32,249 --> 00:23:35,377 - You saved the day. - You're so smart. Gus. Gus! Oh, Gus! 326 00:23:40,048 --> 00:23:42,759 Hello, Mrs. Kristakis. Thanks for holding. 327 00:23:42,843 --> 00:23:46,346 Okay, your request flew up confirmed, so it is now PNR'd. 328 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:47,931 Okay. Hold again, please. 329 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:51,852 Hi. British Airways. Hi. I'm gonna need a hard tick on that one. Yeah. 330 00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:55,731 Reading-- Alpha, Bravo, Foxtrot, Charlie. Roger. Copy that. 331 00:23:55,814 --> 00:24:00,777 Hi, Mrs. Kristakis. Your tickets are now in the mail under "Doreen Kristakis." 332 00:24:00,861 --> 00:24:04,865 - Okay. Thank you. Bye-bye. - [ Beeps ] 333 00:24:22,591 --> 00:24:25,427 Got the time? The time. 334 00:24:52,245 --> 00:24:54,081 [Man On TV] Come on down. 335 00:24:54,164 --> 00:24:58,001 You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right. 336 00:25:00,587 --> 00:25:02,589 I got it. 337 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,801 [ Maria Sighs ] 338 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:10,639 Did you lose this? 339 00:25:10,722 --> 00:25:13,016 Bloodthirsty Turks. 340 00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:19,356 Ah, Mrs. White, you find my mama again! 341 00:25:19,439 --> 00:25:23,944 You know, she come from Greece, the country I come from. 342 00:25:24,027 --> 00:25:28,782 For God's sake, I know. Listen. Keep your mother off my lawn... 343 00:25:28,865 --> 00:25:31,868 out of my basement and away from my roof. 344 00:25:31,952 --> 00:25:35,997 Mrs. White, come on. Give me a word-- any word-- 345 00:25:36,081 --> 00:25:40,627 and I show you that the root of that word-- 346 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,338 is Greek. 347 00:25:43,964 --> 00:25:47,884 Look, everybody. Look who's back again. [ Chuckles ] 348 00:25:47,968 --> 00:25:53,306 - [ Both ] Hi, Yiayia. - Sit down, Yiayia. Very good. 349 00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:56,560 Toula, there are two kinds of people-- 350 00:25:56,643 --> 00:25:59,813 Greeks and everybody else who wish they was Greek. 351 00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:02,899 Okay. Yes. We know. 352 00:26:04,484 --> 00:26:06,486 What's the matter with her? 353 00:26:41,313 --> 00:26:44,149 [ Phone Rings, Beeps ] 354 00:26:44,232 --> 00:26:47,444 Hi. Mount Olympus Travel Agency. May I help you? 355 00:26:47,527 --> 00:26:50,947 Sure. That's what we do. 356 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:53,700 - [ Blows Landing ] - [ Man ] What are you doing? Hey! 357 00:26:53,784 --> 00:26:56,870 - Absolutely. Uh, right. - [ Man ] Hey! Sorry, lady. 358 00:27:02,709 --> 00:27:06,296 Um, sure. Well, what you can do is you can book it now. 359 00:27:06,379 --> 00:27:09,132 I could reserve the seat for you. Be with you in a second. 360 00:27:09,216 --> 00:27:11,635 No problem. Call me back when you're ready to book. 361 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:14,054 Thank you. Bye-bye. 362 00:27:17,307 --> 00:27:18,308 Hi. 363 00:27:20,227 --> 00:27:21,478 Hi. 364 00:27:26,858 --> 00:27:29,152 Did you want to see some brochures? 365 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:32,155 [ Groans ] 366 00:27:32,906 --> 00:27:34,449 Found 'em. 367 00:27:34,533 --> 00:27:38,245 [ Both Chuckling ] 368 00:27:39,996 --> 00:27:43,083 - How about this? - No. 369 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,002 And then whoosh. 370 00:27:46,086 --> 00:27:48,171 You were gone. I thought you fainted. 371 00:27:49,130 --> 00:27:51,550 Okay. Yeah. 372 00:27:51,633 --> 00:27:56,972 I was swept off my feet by your very cool opening line of "Hi." 373 00:27:57,055 --> 00:27:59,391 Oh. Hmm. 374 00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:02,602 [ Sighs ] 375 00:28:02,686 --> 00:28:04,688 So, Toula. 376 00:28:06,022 --> 00:28:07,566 Ian. 377 00:28:07,649 --> 00:28:08,817 Ian Miller. 378 00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,735 Mmm. 379 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:13,989 Toula "Porkypakis"? 380 00:28:14,072 --> 00:28:16,867 Portokalos. Portokalos. 381 00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,953 - Okay. Toula. - All right then. 382 00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:29,045 Was that a biker fight or a nose job? 383 00:28:29,129 --> 00:28:31,214 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 384 00:28:31,298 --> 00:28:33,300 Yeah. 385 00:28:33,383 --> 00:28:35,051 No, really. 386 00:28:35,135 --> 00:28:37,262 You don't want to know. 387 00:28:37,345 --> 00:28:39,556 I don't know about that. If I survived... 388 00:28:39,639 --> 00:28:43,393 an old lady ass-kicking, I think I'd brag about it. 389 00:28:43,476 --> 00:28:46,354 - Oh. - [ Chuckles ] Yeah. Yeah. 390 00:28:46,438 --> 00:28:50,233 Hey. Jesus. Ouch. 391 00:28:50,317 --> 00:28:53,320 - You want to have dinner with me? - Yeah. 392 00:28:56,489 --> 00:29:00,577 [ Ian Chuckles ] Actually, I wasn't in education first. I was prelaw. 393 00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:04,205 My dad's a lawyer, and my grandfather's a lawyer... 394 00:29:04,289 --> 00:29:09,711 and, um, just wasn't for me, so picked a new major. 395 00:29:09,794 --> 00:29:12,339 The parents weren't too pleased. You know? 396 00:29:12,422 --> 00:29:14,174 Yeah. 397 00:29:15,216 --> 00:29:18,345 I think it, um-- 398 00:29:18,428 --> 00:29:21,264 I think it takes a pretty strong person to do that. 399 00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:27,395 You know everything about me. I'm a pretty strong vegetarian teacher... 400 00:29:29,105 --> 00:29:31,483 over at Lincoln Park, and... 401 00:29:31,566 --> 00:29:35,111 I don't know anything about you, except you're Greek. 402 00:29:35,195 --> 00:29:36,613 [ Chuckles ] 403 00:29:36,696 --> 00:29:38,448 Hey. 404 00:29:38,531 --> 00:29:41,451 Would you like to go have Greek food? 405 00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:43,119 That's okay. 406 00:29:43,203 --> 00:29:47,958 No, I know this really great place. You probably know it. Zorba's something. 407 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:52,212 Um, anyway, I'd like to take you there if you'd like to go. 408 00:29:52,295 --> 00:29:56,299 - I don't want to go there. - What do you mean? Why not? 409 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:04,891 Um, that place-- Dancing Zorba's-- 410 00:30:04,975 --> 00:30:06,935 Dancing Zorba's. 411 00:30:07,018 --> 00:30:10,522 Um, my family owns that restaurant. 412 00:30:13,149 --> 00:30:15,235 Really? 413 00:30:22,909 --> 00:30:25,203 I remember you. 414 00:30:26,913 --> 00:30:28,957 You're that waitress. 415 00:30:31,084 --> 00:30:34,421 Seating hostess actually. 416 00:30:34,504 --> 00:30:36,506 I remember you. 417 00:30:36,589 --> 00:30:40,468 I was kind of going through a phase... 418 00:30:40,552 --> 00:30:43,763 up till now... 419 00:30:43,847 --> 00:30:47,100 and, uh... 420 00:30:47,183 --> 00:30:49,185 I was frump girl. 421 00:30:49,269 --> 00:30:52,397 I don't remember frump girl, but I remember you. 422 00:30:55,442 --> 00:30:59,529 Okay. No Greek. Uh, Italian, tomorrow night? 423 00:31:01,906 --> 00:31:02,991 Okay. 424 00:31:05,827 --> 00:31:08,538 Where are you going? 425 00:31:09,789 --> 00:31:11,875 I'm taking a pottery class. 426 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:15,045 [ Scoffs ] The Greeks invented pottery. 427 00:31:15,128 --> 00:31:16,379 Hmm. 428 00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:29,350 [ Chattering ] 429 00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:38,401 - It's crazy, right? - [ Chuckling ] 430 00:31:38,485 --> 00:31:40,403 It's just me all alone... 431 00:31:40,487 --> 00:31:44,240 up in the mountains in this cottage with my parents all summer. 432 00:31:44,324 --> 00:31:47,327 Well, don't all your cousins go up too? 433 00:31:48,286 --> 00:31:53,333 [ Chuckles ] No. I only have two cousins. They live in Wisconsin. 434 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,920 - You only have two cousins? - Yeah. 435 00:31:57,003 --> 00:32:00,548 - How many do you have? - [ Chuckles ] More than two. 436 00:32:00,632 --> 00:32:06,387 Well, who else? Do you have brothers and sisters? What are your parents like? 437 00:32:06,471 --> 00:32:08,765 Uh-- 438 00:32:08,848 --> 00:32:11,267 What? 439 00:32:11,351 --> 00:32:13,353 Well-- 440 00:32:14,771 --> 00:32:20,151 Okay. Christmas. What do you do for Christmas with your family? 441 00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:24,906 - Uh, my mom makes roast lamb. - Ooh. With mint jelly? 442 00:32:24,989 --> 00:32:26,199 No. 443 00:32:28,993 --> 00:32:30,995 And? 444 00:32:31,704 --> 00:32:33,706 And-- 445 00:32:39,212 --> 00:32:41,589 - I'm Greek, right? - Right. 446 00:32:41,673 --> 00:32:46,302 What happens is my dad and uncles fight over who gets to eat the lamb brain. 447 00:32:46,386 --> 00:32:49,305 Then my Aunt Voula forks the eyeball and chases me around... 448 00:32:49,389 --> 00:32:52,100 trying to get me to eat it 'cause it's gonna make me smart. 449 00:32:52,183 --> 00:32:57,397 You have two cousins. I have 27 first cousins. Just 27 first cousins alone. 450 00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:59,858 My whole family is big and loud. 451 00:32:59,941 --> 00:33:02,819 Everybody's in each other's lives and business all the time. 452 00:33:02,902 --> 00:33:05,113 You never just have a minute alone to think... 453 00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:07,907 'cause we're always together just eating, eating, eating. 454 00:33:07,991 --> 00:33:11,661 The only other people we know are Greeks. 'Cause Greeks marry Greeks... 455 00:33:11,744 --> 00:33:15,081 to breed more Greeks to be loud, breeding Greek eaters. 456 00:33:16,916 --> 00:33:19,085 - Wow. - I'm serious. 457 00:33:19,169 --> 00:33:23,298 No one in my family has ever gone out with a non-Greek before. No one. 458 00:33:25,466 --> 00:33:27,468 And you're-- 459 00:33:29,053 --> 00:33:33,725 You're-- Oh, God. You're just, you know, wonderful. 460 00:33:36,603 --> 00:33:40,106 But I just don't see how this is gonna work out. 461 00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:42,025 So-- 462 00:33:42,108 --> 00:33:45,111 Work out? What's to work out? 463 00:33:45,195 --> 00:33:50,825 We're not a different species. Yes, we come from different backgrounds... 464 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:56,956 and, hey, here's some news about my life to this point: It's boring. 465 00:33:57,040 --> 00:34:02,462 Then I met you, and you're interesting, and you're beautiful and fun and-- 466 00:34:03,463 --> 00:34:06,507 You've got a weird family. Who doesn't? 467 00:34:07,383 --> 00:34:08,885 You know? 468 00:34:12,138 --> 00:34:15,016 I just want to spend some time with you. 469 00:34:17,101 --> 00:34:19,604 I just want to spend a little time with you. 470 00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:24,776 Did you say I'm beautiful? 471 00:34:55,974 --> 00:34:58,142 Yes. 472 00:35:12,532 --> 00:35:15,702 - [ Ian ] Which house is yours? - [ Toula ] Uh, this is good actually. 473 00:35:15,785 --> 00:35:17,036 - Stop. - Sure. 474 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:19,956 Right here is good. Just stop. 475 00:35:20,039 --> 00:35:21,666 Thanks. 476 00:35:40,643 --> 00:35:42,729 Good night. 477 00:35:43,229 --> 00:35:45,231 Good night. 478 00:36:15,678 --> 00:36:17,930 - Good night. - What? 479 00:36:20,391 --> 00:36:22,393 Good night. 480 00:36:33,946 --> 00:36:36,491 - Okay. Good night. - What? 481 00:36:36,574 --> 00:36:39,160 No, no, no. Don't go. 482 00:36:48,961 --> 00:36:50,713 Good night. 483 00:36:50,797 --> 00:36:52,882 Don't go. 484 00:37:13,861 --> 00:37:14,821 [ Sighs ] 485 00:37:20,326 --> 00:37:23,079 [ Toula ] ♪ And I can make a man out of you ♪ 486 00:37:23,162 --> 00:37:26,124 ♪ 'Cause I'm a woman ♪ 487 00:37:26,207 --> 00:37:30,211 ♪ W-O-M-A-N ♪♪ 488 00:37:30,294 --> 00:37:33,756 Ah, happy again today, Toula, huh? 489 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,091 Yeah. 490 00:37:35,174 --> 00:37:38,469 Now every time I see you, you have a great, big smile. 491 00:37:39,345 --> 00:37:41,305 - Hey, Ma. - Hey, Nico. 492 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,932 - Where'd you go? - Nowhere. 493 00:37:43,015 --> 00:37:44,517 - What did you do? - Nothing. 494 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,436 - Who did you see? - No one. 495 00:37:46,519 --> 00:37:49,397 Wait a minute. Nico, I put them in your room. 496 00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:54,235 Toula, your class. How is your class? 497 00:37:54,318 --> 00:37:56,863 - My pottery class? - Uh-huh. 498 00:37:56,946 --> 00:38:00,116 - It's great. - Good. Good. 499 00:38:18,217 --> 00:38:22,305 - You've gotta get out of here. - Just one more kiss and I'll go. Mmm. 500 00:38:22,388 --> 00:38:24,140 No. 501 00:38:25,099 --> 00:38:27,935 - [ Sighs ] - Mmm. 502 00:38:29,061 --> 00:38:31,731 What is going on? 503 00:38:33,107 --> 00:38:36,736 Mr. Pottery Class. Nice to meet ya. 504 00:38:38,905 --> 00:38:41,491 Ian, this is my Cousin Nikki. 505 00:38:41,574 --> 00:38:43,993 Oh. Hello. 506 00:38:44,076 --> 00:38:46,746 It's nice to finally meet a member of Toula's family. 507 00:38:46,829 --> 00:38:51,083 Yeah, well-- [ Sighs Deeply ] 508 00:38:53,711 --> 00:38:57,173 I'm the least of your worries. Listen. The family knows. 509 00:38:57,256 --> 00:38:59,926 Last night, Vicki Pavalopolls saw you... 510 00:39:00,009 --> 00:39:02,720 sucking the lips off his head in the Denny's parking lot. 511 00:39:02,803 --> 00:39:06,682 She told her ma, who told my ma, who told your ma-- 512 00:39:06,766 --> 00:39:08,976 Let me put it this way. You're busted. 513 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,020 [ Gus ] ...sneak around all over Chicago... 514 00:39:11,103 --> 00:39:15,191 but you never come here to ask me, can you date my daughter? 515 00:39:15,274 --> 00:39:17,777 Well, I'm sorry. 516 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,489 Ask you if I can date your daughter? Sir, she's 30 years old. 517 00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:24,367 [ Gus ] I am the head of this house. 518 00:39:24,450 --> 00:39:29,664 Okay. May I please date your daughter? 519 00:39:31,123 --> 00:39:33,125 No! 520 00:39:38,464 --> 00:39:41,551 - I'll see you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow. 521 00:39:41,634 --> 00:39:45,179 - Oh, boy. - Excuse me. 522 00:39:51,644 --> 00:39:53,229 Didn't I say... 523 00:39:53,312 --> 00:39:57,692 is a mistake to educate women? 524 00:39:57,775 --> 00:40:01,571 But nobody listen to me. 525 00:40:01,654 --> 00:40:05,491 Now we have a boyfriend in the house. 526 00:40:05,575 --> 00:40:08,327 Is he a nice Greek boy? 527 00:40:08,411 --> 00:40:11,289 Oh, oh, no, no Greek. 528 00:40:11,372 --> 00:40:13,541 No Greek. A kseno. 529 00:40:13,624 --> 00:40:18,337 A kseno with the big long hairs on top of his head. 530 00:40:18,421 --> 00:40:20,381 Kosta. 531 00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:24,427 [ Shouts ] 532 00:40:26,887 --> 00:40:29,640 I'm sorry I lied to you. 533 00:40:37,940 --> 00:40:40,401 [ Sighs Deeply ] 534 00:40:40,484 --> 00:40:42,486 Okay, Toula. 535 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,239 Maybe you are having a little romance. 536 00:40:45,323 --> 00:40:47,033 Hmm? 537 00:40:48,743 --> 00:40:51,078 But end it now. 538 00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:56,292 I love him. 539 00:40:56,375 --> 00:40:59,295 Oh, Toula, eat something. 540 00:40:59,378 --> 00:41:01,547 Please. 541 00:41:11,807 --> 00:41:14,810 Your father has a friend for dinner. 542 00:41:39,794 --> 00:41:42,088 [ Blowing ] 543 00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:57,186 What's this? Where are we? 544 00:41:58,479 --> 00:41:59,480 My apartment. 545 00:42:00,773 --> 00:42:03,025 You want to go up? 546 00:42:20,126 --> 00:42:22,128 [ Both Chuckle ] 547 00:42:34,473 --> 00:42:36,475 [ Chattering, Faint ] 548 00:42:40,646 --> 00:42:43,482 Well, this is it. 549 00:42:43,566 --> 00:42:45,317 Hmm. 550 00:42:54,535 --> 00:42:56,036 [ Lamp Crashes ] 551 00:42:59,081 --> 00:43:01,208 [ Speaking Greek ] 552 00:43:41,791 --> 00:43:44,543 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 553 00:43:45,544 --> 00:43:47,671 Don't worry. They're gonna love you. 554 00:43:49,715 --> 00:43:51,884 [ Father Clears Throat ] 555 00:43:53,969 --> 00:43:57,139 Toula. Now that's not a name you hear every day. 556 00:43:57,223 --> 00:43:59,892 Does it mean anything in your language? 557 00:43:59,975 --> 00:44:04,438 Well, my Greek name, "Fotoula," means "light of God." 558 00:44:05,689 --> 00:44:08,442 Oh. Who would like a coffee? 559 00:44:08,526 --> 00:44:10,694 [ Father ] Hmm. 560 00:44:11,403 --> 00:44:16,200 So you're Greek then, huh? What's your, uh-- What's your last name? 561 00:44:16,283 --> 00:44:17,827 Portokalos. 562 00:44:17,910 --> 00:44:20,204 In Greek it means "orange." 563 00:44:20,287 --> 00:44:24,083 Like an orange that you eat. Like the one with the peel. 564 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:26,627 - Not the color. Peeling. - Oh. 565 00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:30,005 Yeah, it's really Greek. 566 00:44:30,089 --> 00:44:34,552 Rodney, didn't you once have a Greek receptionist? 567 00:44:35,386 --> 00:44:39,515 No. No, Harriet. She was, uh-- 568 00:44:39,598 --> 00:44:43,561 - Oh. Just a minute. - Oh, no, no. She was Armenian. 569 00:44:43,644 --> 00:44:47,189 - Is Armenia close to Greece? - Not exactly. 570 00:44:47,273 --> 00:44:49,233 - What was she? - Who? 571 00:44:49,316 --> 00:44:52,778 - My secretary, for heaven's sake. - Oh, everyone like cheesecake? 572 00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:55,322 Mmm! Guatemalan. 573 00:44:55,406 --> 00:44:58,784 -That's right, dear. She was Guatemalan. -Yep. 574 00:45:02,538 --> 00:45:04,540 [ Crickets Chirping ] 575 00:45:29,148 --> 00:45:31,317 I love you. 576 00:45:32,484 --> 00:45:34,695 I love you. 577 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,282 [ Sighs Deeply ] 578 00:45:42,494 --> 00:45:44,204 I don't-- 579 00:45:45,497 --> 00:45:47,499 I don't know how to say this. 580 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,920 What? 581 00:45:53,839 --> 00:45:55,841 Will you marry me? 582 00:45:58,177 --> 00:46:01,138 Yes! [ Laughing ] Yes! 583 00:46:01,221 --> 00:46:04,642 Yeah! [ Laughing ] What are you doing? 584 00:46:05,559 --> 00:46:08,145 'Cause now you can have this. 585 00:46:11,899 --> 00:46:14,234 Come here. 586 00:46:14,318 --> 00:46:16,320 [ Sobs ] 587 00:46:24,411 --> 00:46:26,413 [ Chuckling ] 588 00:46:30,334 --> 00:46:31,585 [ Door Opens ] 589 00:46:32,586 --> 00:46:34,171 [ Sighs ] 590 00:46:52,898 --> 00:46:55,025 Enough. 591 00:46:55,109 --> 00:46:56,735 Enough! 592 00:46:59,154 --> 00:47:02,032 What? Don't you walk away from me. 593 00:47:02,116 --> 00:47:04,118 Sit down. 594 00:47:09,915 --> 00:47:13,335 Kosta, they love each other. 595 00:47:13,419 --> 00:47:15,421 It's-It's done. 596 00:47:16,422 --> 00:47:18,007 How? 597 00:47:18,090 --> 00:47:20,968 How can she do this to me? 598 00:47:21,051 --> 00:47:22,428 Oh. 599 00:47:22,511 --> 00:47:26,390 She didn't do this to you or to me. 600 00:47:26,473 --> 00:47:29,685 They fell in love. It-It happens. 601 00:47:29,768 --> 00:47:33,188 Is he a good boy? I don't know. 602 00:47:33,272 --> 00:47:36,191 Is h-he from a good family? 603 00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:38,110 I don't know. 604 00:47:38,193 --> 00:47:41,739 Does he-- Is he respectful? I don't know. 605 00:47:41,822 --> 00:47:44,366 I don't know. I don't know because nobody talk to me... 606 00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:46,368 about nothing no more. 607 00:47:46,452 --> 00:47:50,664 A respectful boy would come here and ask for my permission. 608 00:47:51,707 --> 00:47:55,210 My daughter engaged to a kseno. 609 00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,421 I always think she's gonna be married... 610 00:47:57,504 --> 00:48:00,299 in the Greek Orthodox Church. 611 00:48:00,382 --> 00:48:02,885 Why is she doing this to me? 612 00:48:08,807 --> 00:48:10,225 [ Ian ] And leaves space. 613 00:48:10,309 --> 00:48:13,562 Sometimes that space is so big that the roof can't support itself... 614 00:48:13,645 --> 00:48:15,564 so it collapses-- 615 00:48:20,152 --> 00:48:22,154 Uh, excuse me. 616 00:48:23,822 --> 00:48:27,868 - Try not to be too loud. - [ Students Laughing ] 617 00:48:31,455 --> 00:48:32,956 Hi. 618 00:48:34,708 --> 00:48:37,294 - Hi. - Hi. 619 00:48:37,377 --> 00:48:39,505 What's-- What's going on? 620 00:48:40,506 --> 00:48:41,965 - [ Sighs ] - Are you okay? 621 00:48:42,049 --> 00:48:44,218 - Can we go to Vegas? - What? 622 00:48:44,301 --> 00:48:46,303 Go to Niagara Falls. How 'bout Fiji? 623 00:48:46,386 --> 00:48:49,056 - Wanna go to Fiji? - Sure. 624 00:48:49,139 --> 00:48:51,934 Okay. Let's go. Come on. Let's just go. 625 00:48:52,017 --> 00:48:56,105 Hey, hey. Come here. What's the matter? 626 00:48:58,732 --> 00:49:01,068 I just feel like we can't get married-- 627 00:49:01,151 --> 00:49:02,736 not like this. 628 00:49:03,821 --> 00:49:06,698 It's like when I'm with you... 629 00:49:07,533 --> 00:49:10,452 I am so happy... 630 00:49:10,536 --> 00:49:13,247 but my family is so unhappy. 631 00:49:13,330 --> 00:49:15,624 And our wedding should be this joyous thing. 632 00:49:15,707 --> 00:49:18,877 But it won't be for them because it can't be at our church. 633 00:49:18,961 --> 00:49:23,465 So let's just go somewhere. Please, let's just go. Let's just go. 634 00:49:24,049 --> 00:49:27,219 Hey. I love you. 635 00:49:27,302 --> 00:49:29,304 Why? 636 00:49:29,388 --> 00:49:31,265 Why do you love me? 637 00:49:32,307 --> 00:49:35,185 Because I came alive when I met you. 638 00:49:36,436 --> 00:49:38,105 But my family. 639 00:49:39,982 --> 00:49:43,152 You're a part of your family... 640 00:49:43,235 --> 00:49:46,697 and I'll do anything-- 641 00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:50,492 whatever it takes-- to get them to accept me. 642 00:49:50,576 --> 00:49:53,662 'Cause you're my life now. You're my whole life now. 643 00:49:53,745 --> 00:49:57,499 We're not gonna skulk off and get married... 644 00:49:57,583 --> 00:49:59,585 as if we're ashamed of ourselves. 645 00:50:00,836 --> 00:50:02,504 Okay? 646 00:50:07,009 --> 00:50:08,844 Did you say "skulk"? 647 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,388 - Stop. - Let's just skulk off somewhere. 648 00:50:15,517 --> 00:50:18,812 Now, talk to him. Toula loves him. 649 00:50:18,896 --> 00:50:20,522 Do it for Toula. Come on. 650 00:50:20,606 --> 00:50:21,815 - [ Gus ] Oh! - Come on. 651 00:50:21,899 --> 00:50:24,193 He wants to get married in the church. 652 00:50:24,276 --> 00:50:26,320 - Go. Go. - All right. 653 00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:28,405 Come on, come on, come on. 654 00:50:35,954 --> 00:50:37,998 [ Gus Chuckles ] So... 655 00:50:38,081 --> 00:50:41,210 you're gonna be baptized tomorrow, huh? 656 00:50:43,795 --> 00:50:45,005 Yeah. 657 00:50:47,382 --> 00:50:52,471 Is your lucky day to be baptized in the Greek Orthodox Church. 658 00:50:54,056 --> 00:50:56,391 Nikki gonna be your godmother. 659 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:02,231 You know... 660 00:51:02,314 --> 00:51:04,399 the word "baptism"... 661 00:51:04,483 --> 00:51:07,152 - ♪♪ [ Man Chanting In Greek ] - come from the Greek word... 662 00:51:07,236 --> 00:51:09,029 vaptisia. 663 00:51:09,112 --> 00:51:14,117 That where we dip the baby in a beautiful little silver basin. 664 00:51:16,161 --> 00:51:18,580 [ Speaking Greek ] 665 00:51:32,177 --> 00:51:34,554 [ Greek Continues ] 666 00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:41,061 ♪♪ [ Man Chanting ] 667 00:51:41,144 --> 00:51:42,938 [ Greek Continues ] 668 00:51:43,021 --> 00:51:45,607 ♪♪ [ Chanting Continues ] 669 00:51:49,528 --> 00:51:52,114 It's not so bad, huh? 670 00:51:52,197 --> 00:51:53,699 Are you kidding? 671 00:51:53,782 --> 00:51:55,784 Any minute now he's gonna look at me and go... 672 00:51:55,867 --> 00:51:58,203 "Right. You're so not worth this." 673 00:51:59,538 --> 00:52:01,290 Yes, you are. 674 00:52:17,764 --> 00:52:19,433 [ Chuckling ] 675 00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:22,728 - You're all oily. - [ Chuckles ] 676 00:52:22,811 --> 00:52:24,730 I'm Greek now. 677 00:52:25,981 --> 00:52:28,317 [ Whispers ] Thank you so much. 678 00:52:29,318 --> 00:52:30,986 Thank you. 679 00:52:32,237 --> 00:52:34,656 ♪♪ [ Tuning ] 680 00:52:39,661 --> 00:52:42,748 So for happy Easter, we say Hrlstos Anesti. 681 00:52:42,831 --> 00:52:45,334 Then the other person says back, Alithos Anesti. 682 00:52:45,417 --> 00:52:48,337 So if you want to say Happy Easter, you go Hrlstos Anesti. 683 00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,088 So try it. 684 00:52:50,172 --> 00:52:52,132 Hrlstos Anesti. 685 00:52:52,215 --> 00:52:53,717 That's good. 686 00:52:57,429 --> 00:52:59,097 Hey, Dad. 687 00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:03,894 - Hmm. - Uh-- 688 00:53:03,977 --> 00:53:06,021 Mr. Portokalos. Hrlstos Anesti. 689 00:53:06,104 --> 00:53:07,356 [ Speaking Greek ] 690 00:53:07,439 --> 00:53:09,691 When my people were writing philosophy... 691 00:53:09,775 --> 00:53:12,944 your people were still swinging from trees. 692 00:53:13,737 --> 00:53:15,197 - He likes you. - Oh, yeah? 693 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,281 Mm-hmm. 694 00:53:16,365 --> 00:53:18,241 I told you to watch the boys! 695 00:53:18,325 --> 00:53:20,869 Athena, ase me. They'll be fine with the video games. 696 00:53:20,952 --> 00:53:24,539 - You'll turn their brains to mush. - I can't do anything right. 697 00:53:24,623 --> 00:53:27,751 Ian, if you're gonna be in this family, I get you some earplugs... 698 00:53:27,834 --> 00:53:32,089 because the Portokalos women, if they're not nagging somebody, they die! 699 00:53:32,881 --> 00:53:35,717 Oh, you're in so much trouble when I tell my sister. 700 00:53:35,801 --> 00:53:37,469 Tell me what? 701 00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:39,179 [ Speaking Greek ] 702 00:53:40,138 --> 00:53:43,016 Where is he? Where? Let me see him! Toula! 703 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:45,227 Hrlstos Anesti. 704 00:53:45,310 --> 00:53:48,730 - [ Chattering In Greek ] - [ Speaking Greek ] 705 00:53:48,814 --> 00:53:51,316 Toula, you're engaged! You're engaged! 706 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,652 We never think it could happen for you. Never! 707 00:53:53,735 --> 00:53:55,821 Never! 708 00:53:55,904 --> 00:53:58,490 - Didn't we say that? - We never think this day would come. 709 00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,908 Never! And it came. 710 00:53:59,991 --> 00:54:02,327 Is this him? 711 00:54:02,411 --> 00:54:04,246 Yes. Sorry. Everyone, this is Ian. 712 00:54:04,329 --> 00:54:06,331 [ All ] Ian! 713 00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:11,503 [ Woman ] Christ is risen for sure if Toula found a husband. 714 00:54:11,586 --> 00:54:12,587 [ All Shouting ] 715 00:54:15,006 --> 00:54:17,551 Nice to meet you. 716 00:54:17,634 --> 00:54:20,053 [ Speaking Greek ] 717 00:54:28,186 --> 00:54:30,188 [ All Chattering ] 718 00:54:39,948 --> 00:54:42,367 Opa! 719 00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:45,412 [ Man ] Hello, Ian! 720 00:54:52,794 --> 00:54:54,421 Thank you. 721 00:54:54,504 --> 00:54:56,214 Opa! 722 00:55:01,678 --> 00:55:03,346 Well? 723 00:55:04,473 --> 00:55:06,141 I want to see the rock. 724 00:55:10,729 --> 00:55:12,147 - Hey, Ian. - Hey. 725 00:55:12,230 --> 00:55:13,732 - You like that dance? - Oh, yeah. 726 00:55:13,815 --> 00:55:16,151 Okay. Jennie has something she wants to ask you. 727 00:55:16,234 --> 00:55:18,403 - No. She does. - Shut up! Go ask her. 728 00:55:18,487 --> 00:55:21,698 - Jennie, just ask me. - Does he have any brothers? 729 00:55:21,781 --> 00:55:23,492 No. He's an only child. 730 00:55:23,575 --> 00:55:26,745 You know, I gotta tell you, I've never seen my sister so happy. 731 00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:28,121 Oh. 732 00:55:28,205 --> 00:55:32,501 If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident. 733 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:35,504 Hey, Ian. Geez. Look at your face. It's just a joke. 734 00:55:35,587 --> 00:55:37,339 - It's just a joke. - Good one. 735 00:55:37,422 --> 00:55:39,424 No, the good one is I got a gun. 736 00:55:39,508 --> 00:55:42,719 Yeah. I got a gun, and I swear, I'll jam it right up your ear. 737 00:55:42,802 --> 00:55:45,138 And I got you again. Got you again, Ian! 738 00:55:45,222 --> 00:55:47,098 - Here, eat some rice. - I don't want any-- 739 00:55:47,182 --> 00:55:48,850 - I'm good. I'm good. - Always "I'm good." 740 00:55:48,934 --> 00:55:51,186 I could snap you like a chicken. 741 00:55:51,269 --> 00:55:54,189 Come on. Lighten up. Lighten up. I'll lighten you. 742 00:55:54,272 --> 00:55:56,525 I'll lighten you when I take out your kidneys. 743 00:55:56,608 --> 00:55:58,193 Oh! 744 00:55:58,276 --> 00:56:00,070 One more time, Ian. 745 00:56:00,153 --> 00:56:03,448 - Hey, Angelo! - Hey, Ian! We're gonna kill ya. 746 00:56:03,532 --> 00:56:05,367 Opa! 747 00:56:12,290 --> 00:56:13,416 Whoa! 748 00:56:14,626 --> 00:56:16,920 Opa! 749 00:56:25,095 --> 00:56:26,555 [ Whistling ] 750 00:56:26,638 --> 00:56:27,806 Yay! 751 00:56:27,889 --> 00:56:30,725 Opa! [ Shouts ] 752 00:56:30,809 --> 00:56:33,478 Ian, I'm Voula. 753 00:56:33,562 --> 00:56:35,772 Let me touch your hair. 754 00:56:35,855 --> 00:56:37,357 Let me-- 755 00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:39,484 Oh. Oh. 756 00:56:39,568 --> 00:56:41,945 Okay. Thea Voula? 757 00:56:42,028 --> 00:56:45,073 - Thea Voula? Okay. - Yes. Okay. Okay. 758 00:56:45,156 --> 00:56:47,742 When you come to my house, I cook for you. 759 00:56:47,826 --> 00:56:50,120 - Okay. - Oh, that might be a problem. 760 00:56:50,203 --> 00:56:53,039 What problem? I'm the best cook in the family. Tell him. 761 00:56:53,123 --> 00:56:54,916 - Oh, I did. Didn't I? - Twice. 762 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,668 - Okay then. - Oh. 763 00:56:56,751 --> 00:57:00,046 Um, it's just, uh-- 764 00:57:00,130 --> 00:57:03,967 Thea, Ian is a vegetarian. 765 00:57:04,050 --> 00:57:06,052 He doesn't eat meat. 766 00:57:07,345 --> 00:57:09,097 He don't eat no meat? 767 00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:10,849 No, he doesn't eat meat. 768 00:57:10,932 --> 00:57:13,184 What do you mean, he don't eat no meat? 769 00:57:13,268 --> 00:57:15,186 - [ Chattering Stops ] - [ Glass Shatters ] 770 00:57:16,730 --> 00:57:19,899 Oh, that's okay. That's okay. I make lamb. Come. 771 00:57:19,983 --> 00:57:23,194 - [ Chattering Resumes ] - Come. Come. Dance! 772 00:57:23,278 --> 00:57:25,322 [ Toula ] I'm sorry. 773 00:57:26,156 --> 00:57:28,950 Opa! 774 00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:31,328 Greek. You watch. Greek. 775 00:57:35,832 --> 00:57:38,501 Ah! Ooh! 776 00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:42,213 Oh! 777 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:46,718 ♪♪ [ Stereo: Classical, Faint ] 778 00:57:56,311 --> 00:57:58,313 [ Whispers ] Silence. 779 00:57:58,396 --> 00:58:00,148 Hmm? 780 00:58:00,231 --> 00:58:02,233 It's delicious. 781 00:58:02,317 --> 00:58:04,319 Oh. 782 00:58:04,402 --> 00:58:07,155 We took a look at my calendar, and, uh-- our calendar-- 783 00:58:07,238 --> 00:58:08,823 [ Laughs ] 784 00:58:08,907 --> 00:58:11,493 Set a day for the big day... 785 00:58:11,576 --> 00:58:14,996 sometime at the end of October, mid-November. 786 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,791 - Sometime in there, yeah. - Oh, wonderful. 787 00:58:17,874 --> 00:58:20,502 I'll call the club and see what's open. 788 00:58:20,585 --> 00:58:22,087 The club? 789 00:58:22,170 --> 00:58:25,840 The North Shore Country Club. For the wedding, of course. 790 00:58:25,924 --> 00:58:28,468 Oh, we're gonna get married in Toula's church... 791 00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:31,513 'cause we're not very religious, and her family is. 792 00:58:31,596 --> 00:58:33,181 Really is. 793 00:58:33,264 --> 00:58:35,100 Show 'em the brochure. 794 00:58:35,183 --> 00:58:36,851 Oh, that. Yeah. 795 00:58:40,397 --> 00:58:43,608 My Cousin Nikki made me this. 796 00:58:43,692 --> 00:58:46,695 She tends to save things. This is from her prom. 797 00:58:46,778 --> 00:58:49,030 She makes lamps and, uh-- 798 00:58:49,114 --> 00:58:52,117 Tell 'em about-- We got this great big hall. 799 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:55,120 - What's it called? For the reception. - Aphrodite's Palace. 800 00:58:55,203 --> 00:58:58,164 It's, uh, not really a palace. [ Chuckles ] 801 00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:00,625 Here's the brochure. 802 00:59:04,629 --> 00:59:08,383 The, uh-- That Parthenon backdrop, that's optional. 803 00:59:11,886 --> 00:59:15,056 Yes, yes, my dear, we'll invite the Dimakopoulos. 804 00:59:15,140 --> 00:59:17,142 We have to invite the Dimakopoulos. 805 00:59:17,225 --> 00:59:18,560 They're cousins! 806 00:59:18,643 --> 00:59:20,895 [ Both Speaking Greek ] 807 00:59:20,979 --> 00:59:23,732 Dad, the thing is that we just want to keep it small. 808 00:59:23,815 --> 00:59:27,902 It's like you'd rather go bankrupt than insult anyone from the church. 809 00:59:27,986 --> 00:59:31,239 Toula, I come to this country... 810 00:59:31,322 --> 00:59:34,242 with eight dollars in my pocket... 811 00:59:34,325 --> 00:59:37,245 to make all this for you. 812 00:59:37,328 --> 00:59:41,124 And... who knows... 813 00:59:41,207 --> 00:59:44,002 how long I'm gonna be alive? 814 00:59:44,085 --> 00:59:45,086 [ Children Shouting ] 815 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:48,923 - Let me see the list. - [ Nick ] Let go of my arm! 816 00:59:49,007 --> 00:59:50,925 Okay. Okay! Come on! Okay. 817 00:59:51,009 --> 00:59:54,429 Time out. Time out! No more punching Theo Nico's nads, okay? 818 00:59:54,512 --> 00:59:56,389 Stop hitting Theo Nico. 819 00:59:56,473 --> 01:00:00,435 Look at you-- how big you are. 820 01:00:00,518 --> 01:00:02,437 [ Spitting ] 821 01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,439 Boys, come on. Soccer practice. Let's go. 822 01:00:04,522 --> 01:00:07,942 - Did she spit on him? - Go on. Go outside with your father. 823 01:00:08,026 --> 01:00:11,196 Yeah. It's for good luck. Keeps the devil away. 824 01:00:11,279 --> 01:00:13,907 - Oh. - [ Boy ] Bye! Wait for me! 825 01:00:15,283 --> 01:00:17,702 Dad? 826 01:00:19,204 --> 01:00:21,206 Where you get that? 827 01:00:21,289 --> 01:00:23,625 I drew it, Dad, for the new menu. Remember? 828 01:00:23,708 --> 01:00:25,126 Huh. 829 01:00:28,546 --> 01:00:31,382 - Ma, I'm hungry. - Okay, Nico. 830 01:00:31,466 --> 01:00:33,635 Ian, are you hungry? 831 01:00:33,718 --> 01:00:35,470 Ah, no. I already ate. 832 01:00:35,553 --> 01:00:37,263 Okay. I make you something. 833 01:00:37,347 --> 01:00:39,557 Okay. 834 01:00:39,641 --> 01:00:43,144 Now, Toula, we have to have Tommy Kasimatis. 835 01:00:45,146 --> 01:00:47,148 Hey, let me help you with those. 836 01:00:47,232 --> 01:00:49,734 - What is wrong with Tommy Kasimatis? - I don't know them. 837 01:00:49,818 --> 01:00:52,612 - Who cares? They're related to me. - Why are you being so weird? 838 01:00:52,695 --> 01:00:55,323 - I'm not being weird. - Yes, you are. 839 01:00:55,406 --> 01:00:57,742 [ Sighs ] Ooh! Aah, aah, aah. 840 01:01:02,413 --> 01:01:05,667 Ian, eat, eat! 841 01:01:07,335 --> 01:01:10,171 How do you say "thank you" in Greek? 842 01:01:10,255 --> 01:01:12,632 - [ Speaks Greek ] - [ Repeats Phrase ] 843 01:01:12,715 --> 01:01:14,217 That's it. You got it. 844 01:01:14,926 --> 01:01:16,427 Nice boobs. 845 01:01:17,762 --> 01:01:19,264 What? 846 01:01:23,977 --> 01:01:25,478 Dad? 847 01:01:25,562 --> 01:01:28,064 [ Chuckling ] 848 01:01:29,941 --> 01:01:31,150 - Hey, Toula. - Yeah? 849 01:01:31,234 --> 01:01:33,862 I got the greatest connection for your invitations. 850 01:01:33,945 --> 01:01:36,698 No, Nick. We're gonna order our own invitations, okay? 851 01:01:36,781 --> 01:01:39,576 I don't want something your cash-only connection gets us... 852 01:01:39,659 --> 01:01:41,119 that falls off a truck. 853 01:01:41,202 --> 01:01:44,539 - But they come through, right? - For God's sake, let the man talk. 854 01:01:44,622 --> 01:01:47,625 - Why are you always so stubborn? - Athena, I'm not stubborn. 855 01:01:47,709 --> 01:01:50,587 - [ Both Arguing ] - Girls, I ordered the invitations... 856 01:01:50,670 --> 01:01:52,881 two weeks ago. 857 01:01:52,964 --> 01:01:55,592 Ma, I never saw a wedding invitation. 858 01:01:55,675 --> 01:01:57,886 I go get them. 859 01:02:01,806 --> 01:02:04,142 - [ Muttering ] - [ Gasps ] 860 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:06,227 - Wait till you see them! - Ma! 861 01:02:07,812 --> 01:02:09,188 Oh! 862 01:02:09,272 --> 01:02:12,150 [ Gus ] Bravo. 863 01:02:17,655 --> 01:02:22,201 Um, my parents' names are Rodney and Harriet. 864 01:02:23,661 --> 01:02:25,580 "Rodney and Harry"? 865 01:02:25,663 --> 01:02:27,415 [ Athena, Maria ] Rodney and Harry. 866 01:02:27,498 --> 01:02:29,083 Rodney and Harry. 867 01:02:29,167 --> 01:02:31,836 Hey, Ian, I didn't notice, so I bet they won't. 868 01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,422 Ya sas, everybody! Hi, Yiayia. 869 01:02:34,505 --> 01:02:37,550 Wait. I have got the biggest scoop. 870 01:02:37,634 --> 01:02:41,220 Look at the earrings I have found that match the bridesmaids' dresses. 871 01:02:41,304 --> 01:02:42,931 How beautiful! 872 01:02:43,014 --> 01:02:45,934 I remembered, we have a customer at the dry cleaners... 873 01:02:46,017 --> 01:02:48,227 who's a custom jewelry designer. 874 01:02:48,311 --> 01:02:49,854 So, I showed her the fabric. 875 01:02:49,938 --> 01:02:53,358 Wait. What do these match? Not that fabric you showed me last week. 876 01:02:53,441 --> 01:02:55,234 You said you liked it. 877 01:02:55,318 --> 01:02:59,030 - I said I'd think about it. - That's just because... 878 01:03:00,531 --> 01:03:03,034 you couldn't visualize it. 879 01:03:04,118 --> 01:03:06,913 - [ Gasps ] Nikki! - Oh, you're so beautiful. 880 01:03:06,996 --> 01:03:09,707 -[ Nikki ] You don't have to do a thing. -[ Athena ] That's classy. 881 01:03:11,793 --> 01:03:14,337 [ Nick ] I went by the college and picked this up. 882 01:03:17,048 --> 01:03:19,133 Look. 883 01:03:19,217 --> 01:03:24,847 I'm gonna start slowly, you know, do a couple of night courses. 884 01:03:24,931 --> 01:03:28,810 You know, I just wanted to learn more about painting... 885 01:03:28,893 --> 01:03:31,604 and art and stuff, so-- 886 01:03:31,688 --> 01:03:34,148 This is so great. 887 01:03:34,232 --> 01:03:36,651 Yeah. You started it. 888 01:03:36,734 --> 01:03:38,778 You wanted to do something else, Toula... 889 01:03:39,862 --> 01:03:41,531 and you did it. 890 01:03:43,241 --> 01:03:44,742 Hey, Toula? 891 01:03:44,826 --> 01:03:48,830 Don't let your past dictate who you are... 892 01:03:48,913 --> 01:03:52,250 but let it be part of who you will become. 893 01:03:53,376 --> 01:03:55,962 Nick, that is so beautiful. 894 01:03:56,045 --> 01:03:57,755 Yeah. 895 01:03:57,839 --> 01:04:01,092 That Dear Abby, she really knows what she's talking about. 896 01:04:15,523 --> 01:04:16,858 [ Phone Rings ] 897 01:04:16,941 --> 01:04:18,693 - Hello. - Hi, Ma. It's me. Ti kanis? 898 01:04:18,776 --> 01:04:19,777 Kala. 899 01:04:19,861 --> 01:04:22,196 All right. Um, Ian's gonna come pick me up... 900 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,741 and then we are gonna go and get his parents... 901 01:04:24,824 --> 01:04:27,076 and then we're gonna be there in one hour, okay? 902 01:04:27,160 --> 01:04:28,703 - Good. Good. - Okay. 903 01:04:28,786 --> 01:04:31,789 -Is everything okay? What are you doing? -I peel the potatoes. 904 01:04:31,873 --> 01:04:34,667 What are you peeling potatoes for? I peeled some. 905 01:04:34,751 --> 01:04:38,337 - I know, but we need more. - How much are you cooking? 906 01:04:38,421 --> 01:04:41,466 - It's a lot of people. - There's three of them. 907 01:04:41,549 --> 01:04:42,800 And us. 908 01:04:42,884 --> 01:04:44,135 That makes seven. 909 01:04:44,218 --> 01:04:45,762 And the family. 910 01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:51,684 The family? You invited the whole family? 911 01:04:51,768 --> 01:04:53,311 Of course! 912 01:04:53,394 --> 01:04:57,899 Ma, I said come for a quiet dinner and meet my parents. 913 01:04:57,982 --> 01:05:01,069 They might as well meet the whole family, right? 914 01:05:01,152 --> 01:05:02,820 - Maria. - I gotta go. 915 01:05:02,904 --> 01:05:04,530 Taki's here. Bye. 916 01:05:07,492 --> 01:05:09,827 I'm coming! 917 01:05:09,911 --> 01:05:11,913 Ahh! 918 01:05:11,996 --> 01:05:13,956 Look! Bravo! Bravo! 919 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,750 Huh? Huh? 920 01:05:16,751 --> 01:05:18,419 Okay. Hurry. Put it on the spit. 921 01:05:31,099 --> 01:05:33,267 [ Chattering ] 922 01:05:55,123 --> 01:05:58,126 It's them! They're here! 923 01:05:58,209 --> 01:06:00,920 [ Loud Chattering ] 924 01:06:01,003 --> 01:06:03,464 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, please. 925 01:06:05,466 --> 01:06:08,219 Welcome to my home. 926 01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:13,933 Um, over here is my brother Ted and his wife Melissa... 927 01:06:14,016 --> 01:06:17,103 and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. 928 01:06:17,186 --> 01:06:18,980 Over here, my brother Tommy. 929 01:06:19,063 --> 01:06:23,860 His wife Angie and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. 930 01:06:23,943 --> 01:06:27,321 And here, my brother George, his wife Freida... 931 01:06:27,405 --> 01:06:30,616 and their children, Anita, Diane and Nick. 932 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:33,119 Taki, Sophie, Kari... 933 01:06:33,202 --> 01:06:34,662 Nick, Nick, Nick... 934 01:06:34,745 --> 01:06:37,123 Nick, Nick and Nick, Nick. 935 01:06:37,206 --> 01:06:40,543 - Eh, Nikki. - Hi. 936 01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:42,753 And I am Gus. 937 01:06:46,507 --> 01:06:48,342 - [ Grunts ] - [ Family ] Aw! 938 01:06:49,927 --> 01:06:52,597 [ Maria ] They're here? Well, where? 939 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,348 Excuse me! 940 01:06:54,432 --> 01:06:57,143 Oh! Hello! 941 01:06:57,226 --> 01:06:58,686 Oh. 942 01:06:58,769 --> 01:07:02,648 I am Maria Portokalos... 943 01:07:02,732 --> 01:07:05,484 and welcome, welcome to our home. 944 01:07:12,450 --> 01:07:15,369 Thank you. What is it? 945 01:07:15,453 --> 01:07:16,704 It's a Bundt. 946 01:07:16,787 --> 01:07:17,872 A bun? 947 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:19,540 Bundt. 948 01:07:19,624 --> 01:07:21,209 Bun. Bunk. 949 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:22,960 Bundt. 950 01:07:23,044 --> 01:07:25,004 Bun... t. 951 01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:26,839 Bundt! 952 01:07:26,923 --> 01:07:28,549 - Bundt! - T-T-T-T. 953 01:07:28,633 --> 01:07:30,343 [ Speaks Greek ] 954 01:07:31,385 --> 01:07:33,262 Oh. 955 01:07:33,346 --> 01:07:36,515 It's a cake! Hello! 956 01:07:36,599 --> 01:07:38,476 [ Chuckles ] 957 01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:41,145 Thank you. Thank you very, very much. 958 01:07:42,563 --> 01:07:44,482 [ Chattering ] 959 01:07:44,565 --> 01:07:46,817 There's a hole in this cake. 960 01:07:48,653 --> 01:07:50,571 [ Toula ] These are some of my cousins. 961 01:07:50,655 --> 01:07:51,822 - Hey, Ian. - Hey. 962 01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:54,075 Good to see you, man. Listen. You know... 963 01:07:54,158 --> 01:07:56,827 I really think you should say-- [ Speaking Greek ] 964 01:07:56,911 --> 01:07:58,996 It means, "Everyone, let's come in the house." 965 01:07:59,080 --> 01:08:01,123 I think everybody will really like it. 966 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:02,708 [ Repeating Phrase ] 967 01:08:02,792 --> 01:08:04,919 That's good. Very good. You got it. 968 01:08:05,002 --> 01:08:06,921 I'm not falling for that again, Nick. 969 01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:08,589 - What? - Yeah. "What"? 970 01:08:08,673 --> 01:08:10,258 Angelo. 971 01:08:10,341 --> 01:08:13,344 How do you say, "Everyone, let's go in the house"? 972 01:08:13,427 --> 01:08:15,554 [ Repeats Same Phrase ] 973 01:08:15,638 --> 01:08:17,390 Hmm? 974 01:08:17,473 --> 01:08:19,558 Everyone! 975 01:08:19,642 --> 01:08:21,185 I have three testicles. 976 01:08:22,228 --> 01:08:24,063 [ All Laughing ] 977 01:08:25,773 --> 01:08:27,608 Oh, you're in so much trouble! 978 01:08:27,692 --> 01:08:30,569 This is from Mykonos. 979 01:08:30,653 --> 01:08:32,530 Beautiful island. 980 01:08:32,613 --> 01:08:34,532 See that? That's where we from. 981 01:08:34,615 --> 01:08:36,075 - Oh. - You like 'em? 982 01:08:36,158 --> 01:08:37,368 I make 'em. 983 01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:39,287 Oh. 984 01:08:39,370 --> 01:08:42,081 Come. Sit down. Go, go. Sit, sit. Come. Come. 985 01:08:42,164 --> 01:08:44,375 Go. Go now. 986 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:46,252 - Sit down. Sit down. - [ Rodney ] Thank you. 987 01:08:46,335 --> 01:08:49,463 Sit down. Oh. 988 01:08:49,547 --> 01:08:52,466 Now you are family. Okay. 989 01:08:52,550 --> 01:08:54,885 All my life... 990 01:08:54,969 --> 01:08:57,471 I had a lump at the back of my neck, right here. 991 01:08:57,555 --> 01:09:00,057 Always a lump. 992 01:09:00,141 --> 01:09:03,185 Then I start the menopause, and the lump got bigger. 993 01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:06,147 From the hormones, it started to grow. 994 01:09:06,230 --> 01:09:09,317 So I go to the doctor, and he did the biop-- 995 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,985 the bop-- the bios-- 996 01:09:11,068 --> 01:09:13,571 the bop-- the bibopsy. 997 01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:16,991 Inside the lump... 998 01:09:17,074 --> 01:09:20,786 he found teeth and a spinal column. 999 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,042 Yes, inside the lump... 1000 01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:27,626 was my twin. 1001 01:09:29,837 --> 01:09:30,838 Ugh. 1002 01:09:30,921 --> 01:09:32,256 Spanakopita! 1003 01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:33,466 You hungry? 1004 01:09:34,842 --> 01:09:37,595 Oh, well, thank you. 1005 01:09:37,678 --> 01:09:39,472 [ Toula Speaking Greek ] 1006 01:09:39,555 --> 01:09:43,267 They just got here. Let them settle in. 1007 01:09:43,809 --> 01:09:45,978 I love it when you speak in Greek. 1008 01:09:46,062 --> 01:09:48,022 - Really? - It's sexy. 1009 01:09:48,105 --> 01:09:50,524 Having a good time? 1010 01:09:50,608 --> 01:09:52,276 All right. Come on. 1011 01:09:54,153 --> 01:09:56,530 Rodney, Harry. Ouzo. 1012 01:10:00,785 --> 01:10:02,286 Thank you. 1013 01:10:05,873 --> 01:10:07,625 Mmm. Mmm. 1014 01:10:07,708 --> 01:10:09,668 That's licorice. [ Chuckles ] 1015 01:10:09,752 --> 01:10:12,296 It's delicious. 1016 01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:13,881 Stin iyia sas. 1017 01:10:13,964 --> 01:10:16,801 - Stin iyia sas. - Stin iyia sas. 1018 01:10:16,884 --> 01:10:20,137 - Opa! - Opa! 1019 01:10:22,473 --> 01:10:23,849 Another. 1020 01:10:23,933 --> 01:10:26,685 You're Greek now. Don't be shy. 1021 01:10:26,769 --> 01:10:28,979 - Iyia sas. - [ Woman ] Stin iyia sas. 1022 01:10:29,063 --> 01:10:30,981 - Iyia sas. - Oh. 1023 01:10:31,065 --> 01:10:32,566 Opa! 1024 01:10:32,650 --> 01:10:34,944 Opa! 1025 01:10:35,611 --> 01:10:37,154 [ All ] Opa! 1026 01:10:40,825 --> 01:10:42,326 Thank you. 1027 01:10:43,494 --> 01:10:45,663 Don't worry. I'll be back. 1028 01:10:47,998 --> 01:10:53,212 - [ Nick ] Oh, look! It's Yiayia. - [ Shouting In Greek ] 1029 01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:54,755 [ Laughing ] 1030 01:10:54,839 --> 01:10:58,843 [ Gus ] The meat is here, everybody. 1031 01:10:58,926 --> 01:11:02,430 The meat. Very good. Very good. 1032 01:11:02,513 --> 01:11:05,057 You like some meat? Some Greek meat. 1033 01:11:05,141 --> 01:11:08,185 Very good. Very good? Eh? 1034 01:11:08,269 --> 01:11:09,770 Right? 1035 01:11:11,689 --> 01:11:14,275 All right. Eh-- 1036 01:11:14,358 --> 01:11:16,652 All right. Meat, everybody? 1037 01:11:16,735 --> 01:11:18,779 Oh, Gus! 1038 01:11:18,863 --> 01:11:21,657 [ Maria ] Coming through. Coming through. 1039 01:11:23,367 --> 01:11:25,035 [ All ] Oh! 1040 01:11:26,370 --> 01:11:29,540 And now, the Bundt cake. 1041 01:11:29,623 --> 01:11:31,167 [ Woman ] You fixed it! 1042 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,793 [ Gus ] I try. You try. 1043 01:11:32,877 --> 01:11:35,713 We all nice to them. You see it. 1044 01:11:35,796 --> 01:11:39,049 And they look at us like we're from the zoo. 1045 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:40,718 [ Maria ] Kosta, please. 1046 01:11:40,801 --> 01:11:43,971 This no work. This no work, Maria. 1047 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,765 They-They-- They different people. 1048 01:11:46,849 --> 01:11:48,642 So dry. 1049 01:11:48,726 --> 01:11:51,312 That family is like a piece of toast. 1050 01:11:51,395 --> 01:11:55,524 No honey, no jam. Just dry. 1051 01:11:55,608 --> 01:11:57,985 My daughter-- My daughter... 1052 01:11:58,068 --> 01:12:00,321 gonna marry Ian Miller... 1053 01:12:00,404 --> 01:12:03,574 a kseno-- a kseno with a toast family. 1054 01:12:03,657 --> 01:12:04,992 Shh. 1055 01:12:05,075 --> 01:12:08,496 I never think this can happen to us. 1056 01:12:08,579 --> 01:12:11,040 I tried to put a little marmalade. 1057 01:12:11,123 --> 01:12:14,502 Oh, ho! No. They don't like that. 1058 01:12:14,585 --> 01:12:17,922 They like themselves all dry and cracking. 1059 01:12:18,923 --> 01:12:20,424 [ Shouts ] 1060 01:12:20,508 --> 01:12:22,927 [ Muttering ] 1061 01:12:28,766 --> 01:12:32,561 And in Toula's church, the best man's actually part of the ceremony. 1062 01:12:32,645 --> 01:12:34,855 He's gotta be Greek Orthodox, so... 1063 01:12:34,939 --> 01:12:38,025 I can't ask you to be my best man, although technically you are. 1064 01:12:38,108 --> 01:12:41,695 Whoa, whoa. You were gonna ask me to be your best man? 1065 01:12:41,779 --> 01:12:43,572 Well, yeah. 1066 01:12:43,656 --> 01:12:46,408 I am touched. [ Chuckles ] 1067 01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:49,495 I-- I had no idea you had so few friends. 1068 01:12:49,578 --> 01:12:51,580 [ Laughing ] 1069 01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:54,583 You know, that's okay. 1070 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:57,711 Just get me a little badge that says "best man" or something. 1071 01:12:57,795 --> 01:12:59,713 That'll be fine. 1072 01:12:59,797 --> 01:13:04,677 No offense, but this girl's family's got you by the short ones, huh? 1073 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:09,139 I mean, they say "jump," and you pull out the trampoline. 1074 01:13:12,643 --> 01:13:15,271 Yeah. Okay. 1075 01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:17,898 My life is shit. 1076 01:13:17,982 --> 01:13:20,234 Hey, Mike. Toula's got a lot of cousins. 1077 01:13:20,317 --> 01:13:22,152 Fix ya up. 1078 01:13:22,236 --> 01:13:24,154 Yeah. That's gonna happen. 1079 01:13:32,204 --> 01:13:34,248 [ Maria ] Toula. 1080 01:13:34,331 --> 01:13:36,292 What is wrong? 1081 01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:42,089 All right. 1082 01:13:42,172 --> 01:13:44,091 Is my marriage killing Dad? 1083 01:13:45,175 --> 01:13:48,637 Toula, your father is your father. 1084 01:13:48,721 --> 01:13:50,764 He just wants you to be happy. 1085 01:13:50,848 --> 01:13:53,392 But I am happy. 1086 01:13:53,475 --> 01:13:55,144 Ah. 1087 01:13:59,732 --> 01:14:00,941 [ Sighs ] 1088 01:14:01,025 --> 01:14:02,359 Listen to me, Toula. 1089 01:14:02,443 --> 01:14:05,279 My village saw many wars. 1090 01:14:06,739 --> 01:14:09,450 Turkish, German. 1091 01:14:09,533 --> 01:14:11,785 They all made a mess. 1092 01:14:14,455 --> 01:14:17,207 And my mother-- my mother-- she said... 1093 01:14:17,291 --> 01:14:19,793 "We're lucky. We're lucky to be alive." 1094 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:23,672 And I thought, "We're not lucky to be alive. 1095 01:14:24,673 --> 01:14:27,551 We're not lucky when they're telling us... 1096 01:14:27,635 --> 01:14:30,638 where we should live, what we should eat." 1097 01:14:30,721 --> 01:14:33,223 Nobody has that right. 1098 01:14:35,059 --> 01:14:38,062 And then I see you. 1099 01:14:38,145 --> 01:14:41,482 And I see Athena and Nico. 1100 01:14:42,483 --> 01:14:44,902 We came here for you... 1101 01:14:44,985 --> 01:14:48,155 so you could-- so you could live. 1102 01:14:50,282 --> 01:14:51,909 I gave you life... 1103 01:14:51,992 --> 01:14:54,370 so that you could live it. 1104 01:16:36,847 --> 01:16:40,434 Ma? The band needs to be picked up at the airport. 1105 01:16:41,685 --> 01:16:43,687 [ Women Chattering ] 1106 01:16:46,523 --> 01:16:47,941 Ma? 1107 01:16:48,025 --> 01:16:51,111 - [ Screaming ] - The bride is awake! 1108 01:16:51,195 --> 01:16:53,697 [ Excited Chattering ] 1109 01:16:53,781 --> 01:16:56,116 Wait. Wait. 1110 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,202 - What is that? - [ Women Gasping ] 1111 01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:04,249 - Oh, my God. - [ Shouting ] 1112 01:17:08,003 --> 01:17:09,797 Where did everybody go? 1113 01:17:14,676 --> 01:17:17,137 - [ Gasps ] - It's a mosquito bite. 1114 01:17:17,221 --> 01:17:19,223 - It's a zit. - I have cover-up. 1115 01:17:22,142 --> 01:17:24,102 Hello, ladies. Fresh baklava. 1116 01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:26,605 - Nico! - Get out of here! 1117 01:17:26,688 --> 01:17:27,981 Give me that camera! 1118 01:17:28,065 --> 01:17:29,608 [ All Shouting ] 1119 01:17:29,691 --> 01:17:33,403 - Give me the camera! - Toula! Toula, help me! 1120 01:17:35,155 --> 01:17:37,157 - No boys allowed. - Nice mustache, Nikki. 1121 01:17:37,241 --> 01:17:38,450 Thank you. 1122 01:17:38,534 --> 01:17:40,661 - Nico, let's go, let's go. - Dad, is that my tux? 1123 01:17:40,744 --> 01:17:42,412 - No, this one. - [ Toula ] Nick. 1124 01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:45,082 -Go to the airport and pick up the band. -Okay, okay. 1125 01:17:45,165 --> 01:17:47,459 - Okay. - Hey. What's that thing? 1126 01:17:47,543 --> 01:17:49,294 It's a mosquito bite. 1127 01:17:49,378 --> 01:17:51,547 Put some Windex. 1128 01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:54,675 I've got the cover-up. 1129 01:17:54,758 --> 01:17:56,969 - Bravo, Sue. - You're all nuts! 1130 01:17:57,886 --> 01:17:59,763 - We got another one. - What is here? 1131 01:17:59,847 --> 01:18:03,183 You're supposed to get changed at my house! Get out! Get out. 1132 01:18:03,267 --> 01:18:04,518 [ Grunts ] 1133 01:18:04,601 --> 01:18:07,437 - No, no, no. It may cause infection. - [ All Chattering ] 1134 01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:11,817 - There she is. - Toula, I want to talk to you. 1135 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:15,863 - Now? - This is a very special night for you. 1136 01:18:15,946 --> 01:18:17,531 You have your duties. 1137 01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:20,242 - What's the matter? - One more. One more. One big one! 1138 01:18:20,325 --> 01:18:21,994 Hold on. 1139 01:18:22,077 --> 01:18:23,287 Listen, Toula. 1140 01:18:24,121 --> 01:18:25,664 On my wedding night... 1141 01:18:25,747 --> 01:18:28,125 my mother, she said to me... 1142 01:18:28,208 --> 01:18:32,421 "Greek woman-- we may be lambs in the kitchen... 1143 01:18:32,504 --> 01:18:34,840 but we are tigers in the bedroom." 1144 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:38,218 Ew. Please let that be the end of your speech. 1145 01:18:38,302 --> 01:18:42,139 What is going on? Why isn't anybody ready? The photographer's here. 1146 01:18:42,222 --> 01:18:43,891 [ Screaming ] 1147 01:18:46,143 --> 01:18:48,478 Go now. Go. 1148 01:18:50,105 --> 01:18:51,982 [ Chattering ] 1149 01:18:52,983 --> 01:18:55,527 - Do you need sponging? - [ Toula ] I'm all right. 1150 01:19:14,588 --> 01:19:16,840 More. More on top. 1151 01:19:16,924 --> 01:19:18,592 That's it. More hair spray. 1152 01:19:18,675 --> 01:19:20,677 Bravo. 1153 01:19:23,430 --> 01:19:25,766 [ Excited Chattering ] 1154 01:19:27,935 --> 01:19:30,395 So beautiful! 1155 01:19:31,730 --> 01:19:33,231 She's ready! 1156 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:51,625 I'm a snow beast. 1157 01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:53,585 [ All ] Ohh! 1158 01:20:33,834 --> 01:20:39,172 ♪♪ [ Organ: Fanfare ] 1159 01:20:39,256 --> 01:20:41,508 ♪♪ [ "Wedding March" ] 1160 01:20:52,185 --> 01:20:56,314 - [ Spitting ] - [ Whispers ] Oh, my God. 1161 01:21:00,777 --> 01:21:03,113 [ Scattered Spitting ] 1162 01:21:32,476 --> 01:21:33,935 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 1163 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:37,606 [ Speaking Greek ] 1164 01:21:41,151 --> 01:21:43,111 ♪♪ [ Man Chants In Greek ] 1165 01:21:47,991 --> 01:21:51,328 How are we supposed to know what's going on? 1166 01:21:51,411 --> 01:21:54,164 - It's all Greek to me. - Oh, Rodney. 1167 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:01,338 [ Greek Continues ] 1168 01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:14,184 ♪♪ [ Priest Singing In Greek ] 1169 01:22:19,272 --> 01:22:20,941 This is it. 1170 01:22:22,192 --> 01:22:23,693 What? 1171 01:22:25,112 --> 01:22:28,782 We take our first steps as husband and wife. 1172 01:22:30,951 --> 01:22:32,452 Are you ready? 1173 01:22:32,536 --> 01:22:34,037 I'm ready. 1174 01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:40,127 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 1175 01:22:46,341 --> 01:22:48,009 Aw. 1176 01:23:01,815 --> 01:23:03,358 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 1177 01:23:07,654 --> 01:23:09,739 ♪♪ [ Organ ] 1178 01:23:16,580 --> 01:23:18,540 ♪♪ [ "Wedding March" ] 1179 01:23:23,086 --> 01:23:25,714 [ Shouting ] 1180 01:23:30,677 --> 01:23:32,888 - [ Engine Starts ] - Ya su! 1181 01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:36,808 [ Bell Tolling ] 1182 01:23:36,892 --> 01:23:38,685 [ Cheering ] 1183 01:23:38,768 --> 01:23:42,189 - Where are you? Are you in there? - I'm-- [ Laughing ] Yes. 1184 01:23:42,272 --> 01:23:44,649 Huh? Don't dab. Wipe. Wipe off. 1185 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:47,360 Okay. Is that better? 1186 01:23:47,444 --> 01:23:49,613 Yeah. Thank you. 1187 01:23:50,697 --> 01:23:52,824 - Who did your makeup, your aunts? - Mm-hmm. 1188 01:23:53,825 --> 01:23:57,120 Drag queens could get a few tips from those aunts. 1189 01:23:57,204 --> 01:24:00,457 Oh, my God. Look at me. I'm just covered. I'm covered! 1190 01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:04,085 - Like a big frosted cupcake. - I know. It's like-- Oh! 1191 01:24:05,295 --> 01:24:07,297 Come on. Help with the veil. 1192 01:24:15,305 --> 01:24:17,390 - [ Laughs ] - Hey. 1193 01:24:17,474 --> 01:24:19,392 Yeah, you got it. 1194 01:24:22,896 --> 01:24:25,899 There. Ah. 1195 01:24:25,982 --> 01:24:27,525 Mmm? 1196 01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:31,905 Oh. 1197 01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:34,407 Do we have to go in? 1198 01:24:35,492 --> 01:24:37,410 Too late to elope now. 1199 01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:39,871 Let's go in. 1200 01:24:40,872 --> 01:24:42,832 Okay. 1201 01:24:42,916 --> 01:24:44,834 Let me check this out. [ Chuckles ] 1202 01:24:44,918 --> 01:24:47,045 Oh, it's going down, thank God. 1203 01:24:47,837 --> 01:24:48,797 What? 1204 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:52,259 I woke up with this huge zit this morning. 1205 01:24:53,093 --> 01:24:54,844 - Where? - There. 1206 01:24:54,928 --> 01:24:56,930 - I had a huge zit this morning. - You did? 1207 01:24:57,013 --> 01:24:58,473 - Yeah. - Where is it? 1208 01:24:58,556 --> 01:25:00,433 Well, it was right here, but it's gone now. 1209 01:25:00,517 --> 01:25:02,686 - Why? - I put some Windex on it. 1210 01:25:06,189 --> 01:25:09,067 [ Man ] ♪ Have you here someday ♪ 1211 01:25:10,568 --> 01:25:13,446 ♪ I'll count the stars tonight ♪ 1212 01:25:15,490 --> 01:25:19,286 ♪ Hope with all my might ♪ 1213 01:25:19,369 --> 01:25:23,498 ♪ And when I close my eyes ♪ 1214 01:25:24,207 --> 01:25:26,126 ♪ You'll be right by my side ♪ 1215 01:25:26,209 --> 01:25:28,295 Hi. 1216 01:25:28,378 --> 01:25:31,881 - Opa! - [ All ] Opa! 1217 01:25:33,675 --> 01:25:35,385 Opa! 1218 01:25:38,555 --> 01:25:39,848 ♪♪ [ Ends ] 1219 01:25:39,931 --> 01:25:41,766 [ Gus ] Hello. 1220 01:25:45,145 --> 01:25:48,273 Welcome to the Portokalos family. 1221 01:25:48,356 --> 01:25:51,234 - And, uh-- oh, um-- - [ Whispering ] 1222 01:25:51,318 --> 01:25:55,655 - Welcome, the Miller family. - [ Scattered Applause ] 1223 01:25:55,739 --> 01:26:00,035 I was thinking last night, uh... 1224 01:26:00,118 --> 01:26:02,662 the night before my-- my daughter... 1225 01:26:02,746 --> 01:26:06,333 gonna marry, uh, Ian Miller... 1226 01:26:06,416 --> 01:26:08,668 that, um, you know... 1227 01:26:08,752 --> 01:26:12,589 the root of the word "miller" is a Greek word. 1228 01:26:12,672 --> 01:26:15,133 And-And-- And "miller"... 1229 01:26:15,216 --> 01:26:18,178 come from the Greek word, "milo"... 1230 01:26:18,261 --> 01:26:20,388 which is means "apple." 1231 01:26:20,472 --> 01:26:21,973 So there you go. 1232 01:26:22,057 --> 01:26:23,516 [ Laughing ] 1233 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:25,935 Oh. 1234 01:26:26,019 --> 01:26:27,812 As many of you know... 1235 01:26:27,896 --> 01:26:30,106 our name, Portokalos... 1236 01:26:30,190 --> 01:26:33,276 is come from the Greek word, "portokali"... 1237 01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:35,904 which mean "orange." 1238 01:26:35,987 --> 01:26:38,031 So, okay. 1239 01:26:38,114 --> 01:26:40,575 Here tonight, we have... 1240 01:26:40,658 --> 01:26:43,411 apple and orange. 1241 01:26:45,205 --> 01:26:48,041 We all different... 1242 01:26:48,124 --> 01:26:50,251 but in the end... 1243 01:26:50,335 --> 01:26:51,836 we all fruit. 1244 01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:53,296 [ Laughing ] 1245 01:26:54,589 --> 01:26:57,050 Yes. We're all fruit. 1246 01:27:02,472 --> 01:27:05,725 My wife and me, we have a gift. 1247 01:27:05,809 --> 01:27:09,020 See, that's what we do. The parents, they give a gift. 1248 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:15,902 Here. 1249 01:27:22,575 --> 01:27:24,744 Oh, my God. 1250 01:27:24,828 --> 01:27:26,830 They bought us a house. 1251 01:27:36,506 --> 01:27:38,007 [ Applause ] 1252 01:27:38,091 --> 01:27:40,802 Bravo. Bravo. 1253 01:27:56,109 --> 01:27:57,444 [ Crowd ] Aw! 1254 01:27:57,527 --> 01:27:59,237 Beautiful. 1255 01:28:01,197 --> 01:28:03,324 Thank you. 1256 01:28:08,705 --> 01:28:10,373 I love you. 1257 01:28:11,749 --> 01:28:13,168 I love you too. 1258 01:28:17,130 --> 01:28:19,799 ♪♪ [ Band: Upbeat Greek Folk ] 1259 01:28:21,509 --> 01:28:23,136 [ Ian ] Come here, baby. 1260 01:28:23,970 --> 01:28:25,472 Okay. 1261 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,476 [ Cheering ] 1262 01:28:29,559 --> 01:28:32,145 - ♪♪ [ Man Singing In Greek ] - Thea Voula, we're gonna dance. 1263 01:28:32,228 --> 01:28:34,898 - I know, dear. Let me get Taki. - Okay. 1264 01:28:34,981 --> 01:28:36,983 Hey, Athena. 1265 01:28:37,066 --> 01:28:40,570 - I'm gonna be a painter. - Good. You can start with our fence. 1266 01:28:40,653 --> 01:28:42,989 [ Shouting In Greek ] 1267 01:28:43,072 --> 01:28:45,909 Th-This is just a really nice wedding. 1268 01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:48,536 Oh, good. We're gonna dance now. Come on! 1269 01:28:48,620 --> 01:28:52,457 Oh, no, no. I think I'll need a little more ouzo before I do that. 1270 01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:54,334 - Uh, what do you say? - Ya sas. 1271 01:28:54,417 --> 01:28:55,877 - Ya sas. - Yeah. 1272 01:28:57,128 --> 01:28:58,713 [ Rodney ] Bottoms up. 1273 01:29:02,008 --> 01:29:04,427 - All right. - Let's go, Harry. 1274 01:29:05,845 --> 01:29:07,555 Come on, Kosta. 1275 01:29:07,639 --> 01:29:09,933 - All right. Opa! - Come on. 1276 01:29:10,016 --> 01:29:11,518 Right over there. 1277 01:29:13,937 --> 01:29:16,231 Oh, Taki. 1278 01:29:16,314 --> 01:29:18,858 He looks Greek. 1279 01:29:18,942 --> 01:29:20,860 ♪♪ [ Singing Continues ] 1280 01:29:22,403 --> 01:29:24,030 That's it. 1281 01:29:24,113 --> 01:29:25,949 That's it. That's it. 1282 01:29:26,950 --> 01:29:29,327 Yeah! Everybody dance! 1283 01:29:29,410 --> 01:29:31,329 Dance, everybody, dance! 1284 01:29:42,632 --> 01:29:44,884 Ya su, Ian! 1285 01:29:48,805 --> 01:29:50,306 Opa! 1286 01:29:52,976 --> 01:29:55,895 [ Toula Narrating ] Sometimes I'm afraid that it didn't happen. 1287 01:29:55,979 --> 01:29:59,232 I'm scared that I'll wake up and still be buttering garlic bread... 1288 01:29:59,315 --> 01:30:01,568 waiting for my life to start. 1289 01:30:01,651 --> 01:30:03,778 But it did happen. It did. 1290 01:30:03,861 --> 01:30:05,363 And I figured out some stuff. 1291 01:30:05,446 --> 01:30:09,659 My family ls big and loud, but they're my family. 1292 01:30:09,742 --> 01:30:11,411 We fight, and we laugh... 1293 01:30:11,494 --> 01:30:14,664 and yes, we roast lamb on a spit in the front yard. 1294 01:30:14,747 --> 01:30:17,709 And wherever I go, whatever I do... 1295 01:30:17,792 --> 01:30:19,377 they will always be there. 1296 01:30:19,460 --> 01:30:21,713 - Opa! - [ Harriet ] Oh, oh! 1297 01:30:26,843 --> 01:30:30,305 So, Ian and I moved into the house my parents bought us. 1298 01:30:30,388 --> 01:30:32,390 A minute later, I was pregnant... 1299 01:30:32,473 --> 01:30:35,852 and six years later, it was our daughter's turn to go to Greek school. 1300 01:30:35,935 --> 01:30:37,937 But, Mom, I want to go to Brownies. 1301 01:30:38,021 --> 01:30:40,523 I know, I know, but I promise you this: 1302 01:30:40,607 --> 01:30:43,443 You can marry anybody you want. 1303 01:30:43,526 --> 01:30:45,903 - Oh, thanks, baby. - [ Laughs ] 1304 01:30:45,987 --> 01:30:47,989 Greek school. Pame. 1305 01:30:48,990 --> 01:30:50,950 - What's that mean? - "Let's go." 1306 01:30:51,034 --> 01:30:52,702 - Let's go. All right. - That's pretty good. 1307 01:30:52,952 --> 01:30:54,454 - Looking good, Gus. - Hi, Dad. 1308 01:30:54,537 --> 01:30:56,831 - Where you going? - Greek school. 1309 01:30:56,914 --> 01:30:58,791 Baklava! 1310 01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,668 Paris, what's up? 1311 01:31:00,752 --> 01:31:03,921 - [ Chattering ] - [ Toula ] Later. Okay, Ma? 1312 01:31:04,005 --> 01:31:06,215 [ Nick ] Come to my art show. 1313 01:31:06,299 --> 01:31:07,800 Hey! 1314 01:31:07,884 --> 01:31:09,886 [ Chattering Continues ] 89491