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♪ MTV ♪

[Nicole] Here's what went down
last time on All Star Shore.

Let's write history
for the All Star Shore!

[Nicole] Twelve reality
superstars

touch down in a tropical
Colombian paradise.

Oh, my God, look at this thing.

[Nicole] To battle it out

for the eye-popping $150,000
grand prize.

One team can walk away
with $150,000.

[Nicole] First, they needed
to team up

and several all-stars
had their eye on...

-Chase.
-Chase.

[Nicole] Can't say I blame them,

but Tamaris and Melinda

had their sights set
on a certain Shore OG.

[Tamaris] I've been having
a crush on Vinny

since I watched Jersey Shore.

This game is made for me.

Got it.

[Nicole] Vinny and Tamaris won
the first paradise game,

earning them a paradise reward

and the right to send a team
of their choosing

into the exile game to face off

against Marnie and Gui.

So I think we have to
take Chase out.

[Nicole] And after a night
of partying,

Gui and Isa
kept the party going,

under the sheets.

[indistinct]

[moaning]

♪ We keep it on ♪

♪ We keep it popping ♪

♪ Make the crowd jump
and the party stay rocking ♪

♪ I want it all--
money, yachts, planes ♪

♪ Speedboats, the world--
I want it all ♪

♪ They say there's something
in the water ♪

[Nicole] After a hot, sticky,
and very noisy night,

it's a slow start
for our hungover all-stars.

But, today, they're
in for a rude awakening.

Vinny and Tamaris
won the paradise game

and sit at the top
of the scoreboard.

Go, Jersey!

They hold the power
to invite one team

to their paradise reward

and send another
to the exile game

to face Marnie and Gui.

[Melinda] Did you guys
have a good night?

Oh, my God!

[Gui] What are you
talking about?

♪ You know I got them
dollars, dollars, dollars ♪

♪ All on my mind
All on my mind ♪

-Vinny, good morning.
-[Vinny] Morning.

How you doing?
You want some breakfast?

I think I've been getting
a little bit better treatment

from everybody.

It's nice being the king
and having to decide

who we're taking
to the paradise reward.

You got a nice decision
to take, yeah.

I know I have to pick somebody
to take,

and you're
starting the day off right

with making me breakfast.

Well, I didn't even realize you
needed to pick someone today.

Everything's for me today.

I do like Tamaris
because we do get along.

And she seems like a cool chick.

[Tamaris] Yeah.

[Melinda] So what was the chat
about? I'm just curious.

[Tamaris] The chat was about,
he was like,

"Okay, do you wanna dip
your feet in the pool?"

-I'm like, "Okay, sure."
-"Are you being romantic?"

I was just confused.

Obviously, I have a crush
on Vinny.

And I feel that we have
the same vibe,

just low-key chill.

Honestly, I was just mind-blown
that we have the same birthday.

I was like, "That's why
we're so the same."

Yeah, no, you guys are.

-We're so the same.
-No, you actually are.

[Melinda] These two
have a little connection.

I'm not feeling quite okay
about this.

When you guys walked away,
the girls looked at me like...

I think they low-key...
[indistinct] flirt.

And they're trying
to get a reaction out of me

of betrayal.

I think that Melinda might
have a crush on Vinny.

I don't know how this
is going to turn out.

And I'm all here
for all the competitions,

personal and physical.

[Nicole] Oh, what do we have
here?

A little Vinny love triangle?

What could possibly go wrong?

I'm not surprised to be
the first one

who hooked up in the house.

But I'm disappointed

because no one else
got to enjoy themselves.

Oh, you went to sleep,
but, "I don't know how."

Gui has this, like this...

[Nicole] Well, that explains
all the noise last night.

-It was like this.
-Really?

-What?
-Oh, my God.

-Think he'll do it again?
-Yeah, why not?

[Nicole] While Isa decides
if she'll sleep with Gui again,

Vinny and Tamaris need to decide

who they're taking
on the paradise reward.

And, later, they'll
choose a team

to face Marnie and Gui
in the exile game,

where the losing team
will forfeit all their points

and must spend the night
in exile.

They were buttering me up.
They were making me breakfast.

This is good.
It's a good position.

We're thinking about taking
maybe Gui and Marnie

to the paradise reward

'cause they're going
into the exile game,

maybe Melinda and Chase.

It might be weird like,
"Come to paradise reward."

Maybe we can make it
like a fun date.

It would be pretty awkward.

I like Melinda and Tamaris.

It's like 50/50.

Who are we putting
into the exile game?

-Mm, well...
-Uh...

Is there a world that if
we protect Melinda and Chase,

they would ever protect us?

For sure.

I don't think Chase
would ever protect us.

He's a competitive dude.

I'm trying to think
strategically.

I also might might not wanna
be too bold

and impactful
right from the beginning.

It could be Spiker
and Chantelle.

They're still right behind us
with all those points.

Understand that anyone
that we send,

they don't go to exile...

...we're on the chopping block
if they're number one.

You know that, right?

I don't know
if I should slow play it

or just basically
cut the head off right now.

We have options.

[Nicole] Aw, Vinny's got
his thinking hat on.

How cute!

-[Vinny] I think we're good.
-Yeah.

[Nicole] But not as cute
as that handshake.

[siren blaring]
Let's go! [imitating siren]

I would love
to go to the reward.

It would be nice
to actually get out of the villa

and get to know Vinny
a lot more,

and also get to bond
with Tamaris.

Check it out.

[Chase] If Vinny and Tamaris
take us on the reward,

I'm gonna get an opportunity
to know them

closer, one on one.

That's gonna play
into my advantage

by knowing who these people are.

"Paradise reward,
Vinny and Tamaris,

as winners of the paradise game,

please choose a team to join you
on your paradise reward!"

please choose a team to join you
on your paradise reward!"

What are we doing?
ATVing, jacuzzing.

So who should we choose?

Gui and Marnie.

Congrats, yes.

You deserve it.

What?

They just picked to Gui
and Marnie for this reward?

Are you kidding me?

Wow.

"Now hit the road. It's time
for your ATV adventure!"

Let's go.

We worked really hard
in the challenge.

We just had a spot of bad luck.

So I feel like
they done the good deed.

-[Melinda] Forward. Side.
-[Man] Yeah. To the side.

Back down.

Bye, you guys.
Have fun in the house.

[Chase] Listen, you guys
are gonna have fun,

but we're gonna have
way more fun than you guys.

I'm really happy
for Marnie and Gui.

But I know Marnie,
and I just think

she's gonna be bored as [bleep]
with Vinny and Tamaris.

Bye.

Everybody, gather around.

We're gonna have a beach party.

We're gonna have a bonfire.

We're gonna play
some beach games.

And we're gonna show them
what the Shore's about.

We're gonna turn up,

and we're gonna forget about
who's getting sent to exile.

The only thing that we can do
is do what we do best.

We're gonna go party.

[Man] Yeah!

We're gonna have
more fun than them!

[men cheering]

♪ [indistinct] ♪

♪ [indistinct] ♪

-[Woman] So excited.
-[Gui] I choose my one.

I like the motorcycles.

I like this type of adventure.

[Marnie] It looks scary.
I'm such a scaredy-cat.

And I can barely walk
in a straight line.

[Nicole] A bit like Isa
this morning,

but enough about that.

It's ATV time.

All-stars, start your engines.

I love going fast,
fast cars, fast things,

fast women, fast relationships,
you feel me?

You thought we were
gonna do our handshake?

No. "Fast women"?

-I was just giving you...
-No.

[Nicole] While Vinny puts
his foot in his mouth,

the others are putting
their foot on the gas.

There aren't even roads here.

This is off-roading to the max.

[Nicole] Enjoy the ATV
while it lasts, Vinny.

I get the feeling
it's the only thing

you'll be riding today.

[Vinny] Oh, my gosh!

[Vinny exclaiming excitedly]

[Nicole] While
the reward-winning all-stars

enjoy the great outdoors...

[Vinny] Whoo-hoo!

[Nicole] Back at the villa,

the prank wars
are about to begin.

[Fabio] This is not a mantis.
This is a grasshopper.

We need to grab this grasshopper

and put it in the shower
with Chantelle.

I love pranking people.

I can't do anything about it.

That grasshopper needed to land
in Chantelle's shower, sorry.

-Chantelle, love.
-[Chantelle] Yeah, babe?

[Fabio] There's something
we wanna give to you.

[Chantelle screaming]

[Fabio] There's something
we wanna give to you.

[Chantelle screaming]

Why did you do that?

No!

Grasshoppers are little things
that jump in the grass.

Chantelle, come on,
you're naked.

[Chantelle] You can't do that.

This wasn't a grasshopper.

Why would you do that?

We thought it was really cute.

No, it's not cute.

This was a [bleep] dragon
that [bleep] could, potentially,

blow [bleep] fire
out of its mouth.

It's not a [bleep] dangerous...
It's a grasshopper.

"[long bleep]. They're bringing
me a dragon in the shower."

You three,

I don't wanna see your faces
for the next hour.

Cheers.

My name is Fabio.
I am from Germany Shore.

Last season, there was nobody
from Germany Shore

and now I'm here
to represent Germany.

But I'm Italian.

I am the party boy,

but I'm also really explosive.

I've got all you need
to be athletic.

I hate losing. I love winning.

The prize money is a good thing,

but winning
is much more important.

In Germany, we always say...

Life is a party.

And we're gonna dance it
until the last dance.

[Xavi] She's been having
the worst experiences.

Like a [bleep] tarantula.

[Chantelle screaming]

[Xavi] Then lost her nail.

[Chantelle] Oh, my God, please
tell me it ain't off.

[Xavi] I'm Xavi
from Acapulco Shore.

I'm originally from Mexico City.

I have an English accent
because I was raised in the UK.

Once I did Acapulco Shore,
my life completely changed.

I used to be a normal guy,

and then, suddenly, I got
all this attention.

I'm so excited about the prize

and it's $150K.

Who doesn't want $150K

on a holiday, just competing
in some silly games?

That tequila's pretty good.

-[Gui] This is so real.
-[Tamaris] OMG.

Absolutely gorgeous,
just like a whole vibe.

This is like a scene
out of a movie.

[Gui] Look at this place.

-[Gui] This life is beautiful.
-Yes.

Life is beautiful.

Let's talk about your arm.

[Vinny] Oh, you went in
last night.

[Tamaris] And did you win?

[Gui] Nails during the sex.
The girls are dangerous.

I'm Guillermo.

People call me Gui on Rio Shore.

I'm that guy with the moustache.

I am single, but I have
many girlfriends too.

They don't know
about the other ones.

I bring to the Shore house
a resilient way of life,

hot and more friendly, I think,
than the European ones.

I am ready to be here
and I'm going to win.

I'm a very competitive person.

It's my time.

I'm here to win the prize
and the women's hearts too.

[Tamaris] So what happened?

I went to a war yesterday.

Gui [bleep].

Him and Isa got it in.

It's bringing back memories
for me.

If they both [bleep],
they both won.

[Nicole] Come on, guys,
get your mind out of the gutter

and back in the game.

I have a question.
You don't care

who you're gonna
go against, right,

in the exile game,
because you know why?

-Exactly. You're gonna win it.
-Exactly.

We want you to win
because whoever we pick

to play against you
is gonna hate us.

And if they win,
they're gonna come for us.

I honestly have no idea.

I feel like it could be anyone.

[Vinny] Well, sometimes, if yu
put someone in there,

it's saying,
"I think you're a strong team.

We wanna take you out."

It's a compliment.

This is the first moment
where I've realized

that people are really in this
to win it.

Everyone's really calculating.

It's just got real.

[Nicole] That's right, Marnie,

because the exile game losers
forfeit all of their points.

It could be Chantelle and Spiker

because they have
the next amount of points.

We could send them.
Fabio and Hati.

They could be a little bit
of a sleeper.

And then Melinda and Chase,

I think that they're
a strong team.

It's honestly
a toss-up at this point.

It's extremely stressful
trying to figure out

who we're gonna send
to the exile game.

It could be absolutely anyone
and it could be anyone's game.

[Nicole] As Vinny and Tamaris
get ready

for the exile nominations,

over at the villa,

the rest of the all-stars
are getting ready to...

[Chase] Party!

How do we get down
to the party?

[Chase] Welcome to the...
Hey, look what they gave me.

-[Fabio] I'm here, for real.
-Oh, no.

I'm gonna how
these other foreigners

how we do it down
in the US of A.

Bonfires, beach games,
good vibes, good music.

We're gonna have more fun
on the Shore

than they're gonna have
on some ATVs and a jacuzzi.

How do you think
their "dates" are going?

-Their dates?
-Yeah.

It's getting boring.

I think it's getting dark.

I'm feeling amazing.

It's all good vibes.

Everyone's having a good time.

But I wanted to go
to this paradise reward.

[Woman] Hello!

Look who's back.

-Hi.
-Hey!

What's up, peasants?

How was it?

How was it?

It was nice,
but it was hard work.

Keeping control of them quads
is pretty hard work.

[siren blaring]

Okay, we get it!

Tamaris and Vinny
would be stupid

for them not to nominate us.

That only thing that bothers us,

I don't wanna be against
Gui and Marnie.

[Man] Is that tequila?

Exile nomination!

"Vinny and Tamaris,
please nominate a team

to compete
against Marnie and Gui

in the exile game!"

I'm scared
'cause that might be us.

I'm not scared one bit.

We're here to play a game,
nothing is personal.

We are choosing...

-Chase and Melinda.
-Of course!

Of course!

Of course you are!

I feel absolutely betrayed.

You guys are scared of us.
Of course.

I'm actually quite offended

that they don't see
me and Spiker as a threat.

I'm offended.

I don't know
why you're getting upset.

You're not even going.

[Vinny] We're not even looking
at them for exile.

I'm not gonna waste an exile
on somebody

that is not a threat.

At the end of the day,
it's a competition.

[Chase] The decision, to me,
doesn't make any sense.

Now you just caused enemies.

[Melinda] Chase, her bag,
out, right now.

I'm a little emotional.

The person who I think
I'm closest to

sends us off to the exile game.

It's so weak.

We are a threat to everyone
in this villa.

War.

You are built different, Chase.

Vinny ain't built on your level.

Tamaris ain't built on my level.

Vinny ain't built on your level.

Tamaris ain't built on my level.

[Tamaris] It's nothing personal.

Ain't built, ain't built.

It's a compliment.

No, it's not.

On the scoreboard, who's second?

-[Vinny] They're not a threat.
-No, no, no. Who's second?

You think Spiker's gonna
beat me in a physical challenge?

[indistinct] Chase's [bleep].

It's a big compliment, sending
Melinda and Chase to exile.

They're a great team

and I feel like, later on,

they're gonna be
some kind of threat,

so annihilate the threat
before it gets there.

You're the biggest threat.

And you sleep with us.
I am never gonna...

[Vinny] Oh, no, I'm out of here.

I can't fight with drunk people.

I just can't engage because
you're just talking to a wall.

These people
are out of their minds.

[Melinda] You put us
under Chantelle? Really?

We're in the same room.
I never thought twice

about you throwing us.

No, no, no, don't do me
how you did them.

I'm such a loyal friend,
and it just sucks

because now it seems like
I'm not loyal.

-No.
-Please, please, please.

[indistinct].

[Tamaris] Lovey, lovey, please,
I swear on everything I love,

I [bleep] [inaudible]

[Melinda sobbing]

Now I'm a [bleep]-up,
backstabbing snake.

-What am I supposed to do?
-Listen. Listen.

I'm not used to betrayal.

But for the person
that sleeps in our room,

to betray us like that,
it's beyond me.

Please be honest.

-Yes or no?
-Yes.

[Melinda] Ah.

[Vinny] When you go to prison,

you have to punch
the biggest guy in the face

to show mother[bleep]
who's boss.

So I think we have to
take Chase out.

Why would you do that?

I'm not upset
about the exile games.

You're overdramatic,
Miranda's being overdramatic.

Tamaris is being overdramatic.

It's an exile game.
It's gonna be fun.

You stop yelling
all the damn time

because it gives me a headache.

She's giving me a headache.

The amount of just egos going
through the room right now.

Relax.
It's the first exile game.

I'm not upset
about the [bleep] exile game.

End of the discussion.

-You're good to me too.
-[Chase] Thank you, Vinny.

Thank you.

[Nicole] Good morning, bitches!

As everyone struggles
to wake up,

Melinda's struggling
to throw up.

[retching]

[Nicole] We've all been there,
girl.

Today is the exile game.

And Vinny and Tamaris
chose Chase and Melinda

to face off
against Marnie and Gui.

[Chase] How we going?

I told you to go to bed early.

I gotta get her motivated, man,

because last night's antics

has definitely distracted her
from this game.

We got an exile,
but Gui didn't drink yesterday,

so he's 100%.

Marnie's up right now,
and she's feeling good too.

We gotta go against them
today.

I'm going to get my head
back in the game

by focusing only on the game.

I'm not here to make friends.

I'm not here to do anything
personal with anybody.

[Vinny] Don't explain any
of our strategy anymore.

From now on, we make
a decision, that's it.

If anyone starts
to cry and scream,

I'm sorry you feel like that.

Hopefully, we can be friends
in the house,

and then keep it moving.

Don't sit there
and plead your case.

Because it'll never win.

Keep the [bleep] close
to our chest, that's it.

'Cause that's them
getting in your brain too.

"How did they think?"

You don't want them
to know how you think.

[Tamaris] Yeah.

That's all. I'm done with you.

-Just kidding. [chuckling]
-Really?

Today is gonna be like something
disgusting and smelly.

The exile games
are always more extreme.

I just hope, whatever it is,

the disgusting, smelly,

I just hope
that's not our full body.

I can't have any fish guts
going anywhere near me vagina.

If it was just me and we were
all competing individually,

and the exile game
was really revolting,

I probably will just be like,
"Nah."

For $150 bag,
I'd swim in [bleep].

I'd do what I gotta do.

[siren blaring]

[contestants exclaiming]

[imitating siren]

Me and Marnie, we are going
to the exile game.

[Man] Exile game.

"It's time to puke and rally."

What is puke and rally?

Do you know when you drinking

and you have to get it out
of your system,

so you go back
and, [retching] "Let's party."

I'm a professional puker.

I puke all the time.
I'm so used to it.

If it's anything
to do with puking,

I've got a degree in that.

That's all I ever do
in Geordie Shore.

"Head to the arena
for your first exile game."

Oh, man.

I am not ready
to puke and rally.

[Woman] Okay, let's go!

Oh, [bleep]!

And I mean, literally, [bleep].

These are huge toilets.

That's probably just
a normal-sized toilet for Chase.

[Nicole] The poop is about
to hit the fan

for Melinda and Chase
or Marnie and Gui ,

because the losers of this game

will spend the night in exile

and lose
all their Shore score points.

[Gui] Chase and Melinda, are you
ready to lose your points?

I'm going to win.

[Melinda] Chase and I
definitely have the upper hand.

The chances of Gui and Marnie
winning are slim to none.

Going down!!!

[Nicole] All right, tell us
what's up, Vinny.

"Welcome to your first
exile game, The Hangover.

This is a matching game

that tests how well you've
gotten to know your partner

in the last 48 hours.

They've known each other
for two years.

This is gonna be
a walk in the park.

[Chase] We've just known
each other too long.

This is gonna be like
going to bed every night.

That's not fair.

"The game will be played
in two rounds.

In round one,
one player from each team

will be suspended above
an oversized toilet

filled with smelly, chunky
vomit.

That's so vile!

"The players on the ground

will answer a series
of questions about themselves.

Their teammates will be asked

how they think
their partner answered.

If the answers match,

the team will earn a point.

If they don't,
the suspended partner

will splash down
into the giant bowl of puke."

[bleep].

I do not like toilets.

I do not
wanna be dunked in there.

-It's a beautiful toilet.
-You need to protect us.

-It's a beautiful toilet.
-No. No.

"In round two,
teammates will swap positions.

The losing team forfeits
all of their Shore score points

and must spend the night
in exile."

I don't know what's worse,
exile or the house.

[Melinda] I'm a little annoyed
towards Vinny.

I am not getting dunked
in a goddamn toilet.

Look at my hair.
She's expensive.

Are you guys ready to play?

I'm ready!

No!

[Nicole] It's time for round
one.

"Question number one.

Chase and Marnie.

Would you rather cheat,
be cheated on,

or be the sidepiece?"

Gui.

What would Marnie rather?

I think sidepiece.

I would never be a sidepiece.

Wrong answer.
You're getting dunked.

[Gui] My balls are turning blue.

This is one
of the most disgusting things

I have ever done in my life.

And I've done some
disgusting things in my life.

[Nicole] I'll bet.

If that moustache could talk.

Melinda, what would Chase
rather?

My boy, Chase.

He would rather cheat!

[Chase] Let's go!

[Vinny] "Marnie and Chase,

what is your favorite position?

Missionary, doggy style,
or Eiffel Tower?"

[Nicole] Wait, can someone
explain what an Eiffel Tower is

for the people at home?

-The guys do like this.
-Really?

[Nicole] Thanks, girl.

"Gui, what was
Marnie's favorite position?

Doggy, doggy.

[Vinny] You got it right.

Oh my God, I wasn't
expecting that!

I know womens.

Melinda?

I'm gonna say the Eiffel Tower.

[Vinny] Melinda,
you're getting dunked.

[shrieking]

[Vinny] Melinda,
you're getting dunked.

[shrieking]

Oh, my God.

I'm feeling disgusting.

Come on, my hoo-hoo is wet.

[Vinny] "Marnie and Chase,

who in the house
does your teammate want

to spend the night with?"

-Gui?
-Isa! Let's change rooms!

-Melinda?
-I wanna take Fabio!

[Vinny] Melinda,
enter the vomit.

That's what you get
for picking Fabio.

I damn sure ain't asking Vinny

'cause after the argument,
he has been ignoring me.

And right now,
the tension is so thick.

She's just not happy with me
because I sent her here.

I would send my mother to exile.

There goes that showmance.

[Nicole] Time for
the vomit toilet switcheroo.

It's Marnie and Chase's turn

to dangle over the puke chute.

After the first round,
Marnie and Gui are leading

two to one
against Melinda and Chase.

"Gui and Melinda,

do you think it's better
to give, receive, or watch?"

[Nicole] Okay, who let Vinny
write the questions?

-Chase?
-She does like to receive.

But I'm gonna say
Melinda likes to watch.

You mother[bleep], no.

Why the [bleep] would
I wanna watch anybody?

[Tamaris] Chase,
you're going down.

[Marnie] Oh, my God,
he went so far down.

[Tamaris] Marnie.

Going off the fact
that he gave it to Isa,

I'd say give.

[Tamaris] You got that right.
Great answer.

You go, boy!

[Marnie] Me and Gui
are in the lead.

How is this happening?

We could actually win this.

Gui and Melinda,

"Do you prefer a dinner party,

a yacht party,
or an afterparty?"

-Chase?
-Damn, that girl look good

in a bathing suit,

so I'm gonna go
with a yacht party!

Marnie?

I remember you told us
that you had a boat once,

so I said yacht party.

[Tamaris] Wrong answer.
Marnie, you're getting dunked.

[Nicole] Barf time, Marnie.

This is literally
the most disgusting game ever.

Melinda and Gui,

"Would you rather
give up alcohol,

social media, or fame?"

-Chase?
-She's giving up alcohol!

[Tamaris] You got that right.
Go, girl!

Y'all better clap next time.

No, we want you to lose.

The house
can [bleep] my ass.

Marnie?

I think social media.

[Man] No, Marnie!

[Tamaris] Getting flushed.

[Nicole] Marnie may wanna
give up social media

when this goes viral.

This is the last question,
and you are tied.

Whoever loses will go to exile.

We need to win this game.

This is so tense.
I literally can't take it.

This is the last question,
and you are tied.

Whoever loses will go to exile.

[Contestants] No!

No!

[Tamaris] Melinda and Gui,

"Who in the house
would your teammate like

to see suffer in exile?"

Chase?

I would like
a quiet night in the house,

so I'm sending Chantelle
to exile!

Unfortunately for you,
I'm never gonna be quiet.

I said Vinny.

Wrong answer.

For the win, to send Chase
and Melinda to exile.

Nothing personal, I just didn't
like what went down yesterday.

I'd be sending Tamaris to exile.

You said to me today

that you and Vinny
made a joint decision.

Yes, it's a joint decision.

We had to come up
with a decision.

But now you're saying to her
that it's all Vinny.

[Man] Yeah!

[Marnie] Victory!

[Nicole] Winning
never smelled so bad.

The underdogs took the crown!

It just feels so good
to actually win.

"Congratulations,
Marnie and Gui.

You are safe from exile

and your Shore score
remains intact.

Melinda and Chase,

since you lost the exile game,

your Shore score is now zero

and you must
spend the night in exile."

[Gui] Zero!

[Chase] Fabio? Since when?

You've been flirting with
one person here the whole time.

Vinny.

♪ I'ma do it loud,
I'ma do it loud ♪

[Marnie] Celebrations
all around.

Sorry for you, Chase.
Sorry for you, Melinda.

Go to hell.

I'm not going to exile.

I'm going to party.

Yes, zero!

Zero!

The Too Hot to Handle team
is going out tonight.

Hey, I'm still
too hot to handle.

[Vinny] Chase and Melinda
have zero points.

That's a good thing to me.

When it comes to the game,
I'm taking no prisoners.

Vinny, boxing match, come on.

[Vinny] Let's go.
Bring it in the ring.

Are you excited for the party?

I'm gonna smash a party, yeah.

What do you mean,
"Smash a party"?

[Fabio] I need
to smash all these parties.

In the US, "smash" means sex.

No, no, no, I...

Fabio is really, really cute.

He's sweet and he's kind,
and very down-to-earth.

So I got a tiny,
itty-bitty crush on Fabi.

[Nicole] Yep, Fabi
ain't too shabby.

Who would you like
to take out as a date?

[Fabio] After what I heard
in the exile game...

"Who in the house

does your teammate want
to spend the night with?"

Fabio!

I like Melinda.

I am really sorry that
she is landing into exile.

I wanted to know her
a little bit closer.

I actually wanna
get to know you.

I will, I wanna get
to you know as well.

And you were training me
the other morning.

-[Fabio] To the side.
-[Melinda] The side.

[Fabio] Back down, yeah.

When I come back,
you can finish training me.

And I will let you know
when I need help...

-I'm gonna miss you.
-You gonna miss me?

-Yeah, I will.
-Aw!

Bye-bye, baby.

Babe, have a good night.

-I will.
-[Xavi] Honestly,

-honestly have a good night.
-All right, man.

Have a good night, dude.

[Chantelle] Melinda,
have the best night, babe.

I can just feel the excitement

steaming from
their little heads and eyes

that Chase and I
are going to exile.

-[Woman] Bye.
-Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Good night.

At least we got each other!

♪ Hotty totty hot tamale ♪

♪ Super smoother suave suave ♪

Date night!

We get dressed very nice.

We want to know
each other better.

We're gonna have
a nice party and drama-free.

[Tamaris] I don't have a date.

-Would you like to be my date?
-That sucks.

-I'm busy.
-[Tamaris] [bleep] you.

Of course, of course
I'll be your date.

-[Tamaris] No, [bleep] you.
-Of course.

I had to ask him

because nobody wanted
to be my date.

You guys gonna go
together, aren't you?

-I'm stuck with her.
-We didn't have

anyone to ask us.

Oh, really? Last resort?

No, yeah, no one asked me,
so I guess.

You guys are crushing
on each other, I can tell.

It is extremely nice

to have Vinny alone
without having Melinda there

because they do have
this type of chemistry.

I get to have him all alone,

and I don't have to fight
for his attention.

-Vinny.
-What?

No one has asked me for a date.
Do you have a date?

[Vinny] You do have a date.

No, because he hasn't asked.

I don't wanna assume anything.

You don't wanna assume
'cause you know what they say?

If you assume, you make an ass
out of you and me.

A, S, S, U, M, E.

So you make an "ass"
out of "U" and "me."

Oh, my God!

Well, this is awkward.

I just went in there
to get the hairdryer,

and she asked if I had a date.

And I was like, "Yeah."

Then she's like... I'm like,
"I thought you had a date."

And she's like,
"No, he didn't ask me."

Oh, my God.

[Nicole] Oh, Gui!

I just forgot.

-[Gui] Hi, roomie.
-Hey, roomie.

The Brazilian big [bleep] boy.

Brazilian what?

[Isa] Nothing, nothing.

You didn't ask me.

That's how it is?

[Isa] Let's have a date.

Very, very healthy anaconda,
you know?

Now it's time
to know him as a person.

What in the heck is this?

[Melinda] Oh, hell no.

I don't wanna be in exile.

Chantelle should be here.
Tamaris should be here.

Vinny should damn sure be here.

Everyone except for me.

-Look at our humble abode.
-[Melinda] Jeez.

[Chase] Look, you can see
the villa from here.

[Melinda] That's not even funny.

This look like something
from a horror movie.

[Nicole] Oh, it looks like

the old Jersey Shore house
back in the day!

Stained mattress
and the smell of regret.

Ah, good times.

[Chase] Uh, this sucks!!!

[screams]

[screams]

[Chase] Woah, what are you
yelling for?

Chase, look!

[screaming]

[Chase] She screamed, it was
like somebody died

and then I ran over there
and looked in the bathtub

and thought somebody
actually died.

You ever seen the movie Psycho?
That's what it felt like.

[imititating famous Psycho
stab sound effect]

[Melinda] Ugh, Jesus.

This exile's been
so frustrating and annoying

because we shouldn't
even be here.

We were in fourth place
with only 200 points.

There's a note here.

"Welcome to exile.
We hope you enjoy your stay.

-You won't."
-[Melinda groaning]

"Checkout is at 10:00 am."

No, checkout's gonna be
right now.

I don't do motels.

I'm a five-star kinda gal.

So this is way below
my standards.

A girl is sweating!

[Chase] There's an AC
if you didn't get the breeze.

I think that we
should build a fort

with all of
our lovely new furniture.

At this point, yeah.

[Melinda whining]

-Okay.
-[Melinda] Okay, so this is...

-Right here.
-This will be the living room.

-Yep, right here in the middle.
-Okay.

I'm gonna take this whole couch.

We're definitely not
looking forward

to spending the night here,

but we're gonna make the most
out of it.

Yeah, use that.

-That's the headboard.
-[Melinda] Okay.

[Chase] And look, look, look.
Wait for it.

We got this one.

-Has a wall on this side.
-[Melinda] No.

What am I gonna use
to be warm?

-We got each other.
-Oh, [bleep].

The biggest mistake
was sending us to exile,

thinking that
it would pull us apart.

But, really, sending us to exile
brought us closer together.

-[Melinda] Shoes off.
-[Chase] Shoes off in the house.

All righty.

Oh, God.

I need more blanket.

[Nicole] While Melinda and Chase
to call it a night,

the rest of the all-stars
are hyped up for a date night.

-Party!
-Party!

-Cheers to us.
-Cheers to us.

For me, it's unbelievable.

Who would watch a show
that nobody [bleep]?

In Brazil, it's very normal.

Yeah, in Mexico also.

I think I like Isa as a friend.

I think everybody's like,
"You and Isa are so cute."

It's important for me
to talk to her about this

before I start to flirt
with other people.

Gui is my [bleep] friend.

Sometimes that happens
to roomies.

You want another girl,
just go ahead.

What happened happened.
We [bleep] one night.

-Yeah, it was good.
-[Isa] We were in one room.

-Yeah, it was good.
-[Isa] Yeah, we're friends.

-But we're friends, yeah.
-[Isa] That's how I see it.

You're one of the best,

the most beautiful girls
I've ever met, really,

and not just from the body,
inside.

You're so kind person. You would
give yourself for someone.

And I see that.

I feel like you get me.

You can read me.
And that means a lot, that.

Fabio is just such a sweet soul.

All's I've had in me past
is horrible, ratty men

that have broke me heart,

so it's like
a breath of fresh air.

I am loud and I am nuts,

and I am aggressive when
I argue. That's just me.

And it doesn't bother you?
You generally really like it?

-[Fabio] It doesn't bother me.
-And I get it from you.

Chantelle and I,
we understand each other.

I like her vibe,
but I see Chantelle

just as a friend.

I have my eye on Melinda.

We are like having party,
fun, and everything.

The thing is I wanted
to actually keep this

becautiful friendship,

because I know that friendships
always last for a long time.

Let's go to the beach.

[Vinny] The more I get
to know Tamaris, I like her,

and you never see me
liking people.

And I hope she's into me.
I mean, [bleep].

We really [bleep] get along

in another way,
I can't explain it.

It's a little bit dangerous,

a little spicy, a little sexy.

-Little tempting.
-Little tense.

Vinny, he said he liked me.

Obviously, I like him.

But he was flirting
with Melinda.

I am no one's second option.

And it's not gonna be simple.
I'm not easy.

I just don't wanna be
another number.

[Chantelle] How beautiful
is this, though?

-[Fabio] It is.
-[Chantelle] How... Oh.

[Fabio] What the [bleep]?

This is the Sexile room.

Sexile room.

-What the heck?
-Oh, my God.

This Shore house
has many surprises.

-Wow.
-[Chantelle gasping]

[Fabio] This is...

Oh, my God.

[Fabio]
This is another villa.

Anything can happen.

[Nicole] Yeah, but one thing
is more likely.

[Chantelle] You won't believe
what we've just discovered.

Come here. We found the Sexile.

Sexile!

-[Woman] We having a jacuzzi!
-[Man] Oh, my God.

[Chantelle] Hi, guys.

-This is the Sexile.
-This is the Sexile room.

And welcome to our crib.

[women screaming]

[Marnie] Sexile is a little bit
like

the Shag Pad from Geordie Shore,

where you just go
to make sweet, sweet love.

[Niciole] Yeah, we definitely
called it

something different in Jersey.

This is the jacuzzi,
where the magic happens.

Who's going first to the Sexile?

Obviously, me.

I'm going to live here.

Maybe the first couple
who will use this room

will be Gui and Isa
'cause they already hooked up.

Might as well do it again here.

Ready to get wet?

I wanna [indistinct] fall over.

Of course I want to be
the first one in the Sexile.

I already was the first one
to [bleep] someone in the house.

So now, guys, come on.

I broke the ice.

I'm horny now.

The fact that I'm being
this romantic with you...

-Romantic, hey?
-Yo, I'm a [bleep]...

-This is crazy. Like people...
-You're a [bleep] boy.

When I first got here, I thought
that Tamaris was gonna be

the extra one,

and Melinda was
the low-key, cute girl.

It's opposite,
so in a couple days,

I'd figured out that I do
like Tamaris more.

Not the back rub.

What do you want me to do?

[Vinny] I like you.
I wanna touch you.

-I wanna kiss you.
-[Tamaris] Mm-hmm.

[Nicole] Oh, my God,
that's so embarrassing.

"Thank you"?

"Thank you"?

-You're so awkward.
-So awkward?

She didn't kiss me back.
She said "Thank you."

I don't know if it's rejection
or what it is,

but it's definitely playing
hard to get.

Damn, whatever.

[siren blaring]

[Nicole] Next time
on All Star Shore...

[Tamaris] He's my partner
and I like him.

Did Vinny just kiss her?

[Chase] Today's paradise game
is called Wildcard.

-[Man] Eight of diamonds.
-Leave it!

The house is divided.

Fakest mother[bleep]
I ever met.

Chase, Chase!

When it depends on games,
people are cold-hearted.

Are you [bleep] serious?

I'm not gonna say sorry
to somebody

that threw a pineapple at me.

[Xavi] Why not?

Do you know what I could do
to you if I wanted to?

[outro music]