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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,747 --> 00:00:37,615 "[Rock And Roll Doo-wop] 2 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:41,176 "[Continues] 3 00:01:29,269 --> 00:01:32,568 [Man] when I was a kid, Sundays were always the best. 4 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:34,664 My father would make a big breakfast. 5 00:01:34,741 --> 00:01:36,902 Scrambled eggs, waffles, bacon... 6 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:39,537 and he always made the best bacon too. 7 00:01:39,613 --> 00:01:42,081 Then we would get into our Cadillac. 8 00:01:42,149 --> 00:01:44,674 Boy, did he keep that car waxed until it gleamed. 9 00:01:44,751 --> 00:01:47,777 Then we'd go off on a new adventure. 10 00:01:47,854 --> 00:01:50,584 You never knew what was gonna happen next with my father. 11 00:01:50,657 --> 00:01:52,682 You only knew it was gonna be fun. 12 00:01:52,759 --> 00:01:55,319 Willie, you son of a bitch! 13 00:01:55,395 --> 00:01:59,297 My father was a big track star when he was in school. 14 00:01:59,366 --> 00:02:01,926 - You should a seen him run. - I see you, Willie! 15 00:02:02,002 --> 00:02:03,936 - Your ass is grass! Come on, Louie! - Get him, Daddy! 16 00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:08,634 - Don't fall behind! - He owned most of the buildings in the neighborhood. 17 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:11,199 And I'll tell you, people really looked up to him. 18 00:02:11,278 --> 00:02:13,940 Deadbeat son of a bitch. where's the rent? 19 00:02:14,014 --> 00:02:16,642 - I'm a little short right now. How 'bout another week? - Another week? 20 00:02:16,716 --> 00:02:19,879 Another week? what do you say, Louie? Should we give him another week? 21 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:23,445 - Uh, okay. - Okay? Really? You sure? Remember... 22 00:02:23,523 --> 00:02:26,287 that three dollars I give you every week really isn't an allowance. 23 00:02:26,359 --> 00:02:28,293 It's more like a percentage. 24 00:02:28,361 --> 00:02:32,661 You let this guy skate, that means you only get 2.70, okay? 25 00:02:32,732 --> 00:02:35,064 Remember. The other tenants are gonna want another week. 26 00:02:35,135 --> 00:02:38,571 You know what that means? Pretty soon you'll be down to nothing. Zero. Zip! 27 00:02:39,673 --> 00:02:41,664 No ice cream. No soda. 28 00:02:41,741 --> 00:02:44,437 No candy. You wanna steal candy out of my kid's mouth? 29 00:02:44,511 --> 00:02:46,979 - No, man, no. - Then give me what you got. 30 00:02:50,951 --> 00:02:54,614 Friday, Willie. I want the rest Friday. 31 00:02:57,557 --> 00:02:59,582 [Softly] Yeah. Don't hold your breath. 32 00:03:02,162 --> 00:03:04,392 One down, 63 to go. There you are, Louie. 33 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:06,625 - You're a buck short, Dad. - No, it's all there. 34 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,759 - Take another look. You might have made a mistake. - Dad! 35 00:03:08,835 --> 00:03:13,295 - January's a very tough month. - So is December. Gimme my money. 36 00:03:13,373 --> 00:03:15,307 That's my boy. 37 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:19,209 [Man] Yeah, Sundays were always the best. 38 00:03:19,279 --> 00:03:28,654 "[Man And woman Singing ��Happy Birthday "to ��Dear Louie"] 39 00:03:32,192 --> 00:03:34,888 - Surprise! - Surprise! 40 00:03:36,162 --> 00:03:38,926 [Father] It's all yours. Your first building. 41 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:41,900 You're a landlord now, like your old man. 42 00:03:41,968 --> 00:03:45,927 It's just a start, but someday, all my buildings will be yours! 43 00:03:46,006 --> 00:03:48,941 - Thanks, Big Lou. - [Gasps, Mutters] 44 00:03:59,352 --> 00:04:01,479 [Tires Screeching] 45 00:04:11,798 --> 00:04:13,789 [Alarm Chirping] 46 00:04:16,603 --> 00:04:19,970 Okay, assholes. Here comes Kritski. 47 00:04:54,341 --> 00:04:56,275 [People Chattering] 48 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:58,868 In and out all day. In! Out! In! Out! 49 00:04:58,945 --> 00:05:00,708 In! Out! See, that's how the door broke. 50 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:03,647 You're supposed to go in and stay in! 51 00:05:03,717 --> 00:05:06,845 She goes out to buy milk, she buys one milk. She goes out to get eggs, she gets two eggs. 52 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:11,721 You get 'em by the dozen, pal! A dozen! You ever hear of a dozen? A dozen? 53 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:14,885 No entiendo. Es no bueno. No good. I-It's broken. 54 00:05:14,961 --> 00:05:18,021 But it worked before you broke it! It ain't my problem! 55 00:05:18,098 --> 00:05:21,932 - It worked... ��It worked before you broke it. " - [Beeping] 56 00:05:22,002 --> 00:05:24,027 - Listen. - [Mechanical Voice Speaking Spanish] 57 00:05:24,104 --> 00:05:26,971 [Both Shouting In Spanish] 58 00:05:29,776 --> 00:05:32,404 [Continue Shouting] 59 00:05:38,952 --> 00:05:42,012 You want your electricity fixed, move! 60 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:45,387 Check into the fuckin' Plaza! Just gimme my rent, lady! 61 00:05:45,458 --> 00:05:49,121 Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? 62 00:05:49,195 --> 00:05:51,322 - By candlelight? - Lincoln did. 63 00:05:51,398 --> 00:05:54,526 If he's got anything on the ball, maybe he'll grow up to be president. 64 00:05:54,601 --> 00:05:56,535 - what the fuck do I know? Just gimme the rent. - Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. 65 00:05:56,603 --> 00:05:58,764 Mm. Mm. Mm. Gimme the rent. 66 00:06:05,278 --> 00:06:08,270 Do you know what kind of droppings those are? 67 00:06:08,348 --> 00:06:11,613 - Moose droppings. - Rat droppings, Kritski. 68 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:15,212 You really know your shit, don't ya? [Laughing] 69 00:06:20,126 --> 00:06:22,060 what's the matter? You got no sense of humor? 70 00:06:22,128 --> 00:06:25,188 - So what are you gonna do about it? - Nothin'. 71 00:06:25,265 --> 00:06:28,098 They pay the rent, they can stay! 72 00:06:37,243 --> 00:06:39,609 - Neighbor! - Neighbor? 73 00:06:39,679 --> 00:06:41,613 You're late with your rent, Marlon. 74 00:06:41,681 --> 00:06:45,378 I know, I know. Mommy's dying again, you had to send her money? 75 00:06:45,452 --> 00:06:48,148 How many times is it this year mamacita has almost croaked? 76 00:06:48,221 --> 00:06:50,712 - Six. - [Imitating Marlon] ��Seex. " 77 00:06:50,790 --> 00:06:53,224 - You know, I'm so glad she's still with us. - Listen. 78 00:06:53,293 --> 00:06:55,761 why don't you insure the woman? This way, when she decides... 79 00:06:55,829 --> 00:06:58,297 to join that big pinata party in the sky... 80 00:06:58,364 --> 00:07:00,662 you can use the insurance money to pay your rent! 81 00:07:00,734 --> 00:07:02,759 - [Snapping Fingers] - Know what I mean? what is it with you Latins? 82 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:05,168 Don't you have any pride? 83 00:07:05,238 --> 00:07:09,004 I got pride. I'm proud I live in a building. 84 00:07:09,075 --> 00:07:13,603 - I'm proud I don't live inside of a cardboard box. - " [��Hearts And Flowers"] 85 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:16,649 I have an address I can afford. I'm proud of that. 86 00:07:16,716 --> 00:07:19,981 Just gimme the rent. In my hand. Friday. Cash. 87 00:07:20,053 --> 00:07:21,987 - Que pasa, Brother Gilliam? - Oh, Jesus. 88 00:07:22,055 --> 00:07:27,015 Couldn't be better. I woke up this morning and found myself still among the living. 89 00:07:27,093 --> 00:07:30,961 - Hallelujah. - I'll see your ��hallelujah "and I'll raise you an ��amen. " 90 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:35,296 - Oh, yeah! - " [Singing Gospel] 91 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:40,601 I prayed for you last night, Mr. Kritski. 92 00:07:40,673 --> 00:07:44,131 - I prayed for you to get my commode fixed. - " [Stops] 93 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:46,144 Get out of my way and leave me alone! 94 00:07:46,212 --> 00:07:49,181 - You don't want me to leave you alone. - Trust me, I do. 95 00:07:49,249 --> 00:07:51,183 No, Satan wants me to leave you alone. 96 00:07:51,251 --> 00:07:53,185 we both want you to leave me alone. 97 00:07:53,253 --> 00:07:55,187 [Laughs] Hallelujah! 98 00:07:55,255 --> 00:07:57,553 Ha! 99 00:07:57,724 --> 00:08:02,024 [Man] Kritski! You goddamn, money-grubbin; honky slumlord! 100 00:08:02,095 --> 00:08:05,531 - Finally, somebody who understands me. - You must be Louis Kritski. 101 00:08:07,267 --> 00:08:09,792 - who wants to know? - I'm Naomi Bensinger. 102 00:08:09,869 --> 00:08:13,168 Oh, yeah? You like this car, Naomi? This is my car. 103 00:08:13,239 --> 00:08:15,139 I'm counsel for the Housing Authority. 104 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:18,268 Get off the car. Off the car! Beat it! 105 00:08:18,344 --> 00:08:21,677 Can't have a relationship with a woman who uses words like ��counsel " and ��authority. " 106 00:08:21,748 --> 00:08:23,807 Even if you are a good-lookin' broad, you know what I'm sayin'? 107 00:08:23,883 --> 00:08:28,843 Mr. Kritski, I have in here copies of dozens of violations on this building... 108 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:31,857 that you have willfully ignored in an unconscionable fashion. 109 00:08:31,925 --> 00:08:34,052 - I never said I was Kritski. - You didn't have to. They did. 110 00:08:34,127 --> 00:08:37,062 You gonna listen to them? Huh? They think we all look alike. 111 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:40,065 If you were standin' here alone, they would think you were Kritski. 112 00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:43,591 Look, look, look. wait a minute. wait a minute. 113 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:46,833 why don't we, uh, talk about this over lunch, huh, baby? 114 00:08:46,906 --> 00:08:50,706 Mr. Kritski, I don't want to eat with you. I want to prosecute you. 115 00:08:50,777 --> 00:08:52,745 See you in court. 116 00:08:52,812 --> 00:08:55,212 Bad choice for a first date. 117 00:08:55,281 --> 00:08:58,148 I'd like to eat with those chopsticks. 118 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:02,287 [Engine Roaring] 119 00:09:03,623 --> 00:09:05,989 [Tires Screeching] 120 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:08,721 [Shouting Angrily] 121 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:15,967 - Help yourself to beans, Heather. - Oh, no. 122 00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:19,198 - I never eat anything green. - All right. 123 00:09:19,305 --> 00:09:21,773 Heather, are you gonna chew gum while you're eating? 124 00:09:21,841 --> 00:09:24,207 I forgot I had it in. 125 00:09:24,277 --> 00:09:26,939 - [Big Lou Coughs] - I can't believe I have to go to court. 126 00:09:27,013 --> 00:09:30,141 I mean, I know you told me not to sweat this Housing Authority, but... 127 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,776 they keep sending violations that were piling up... 128 00:09:32,852 --> 00:09:34,877 electrical, plumbing, heating... 129 00:09:34,954 --> 00:09:38,219 Louie, you know how many violations get filed every year in New York City? 130 00:09:38,291 --> 00:09:40,691 - Two million. - You know how many convictions they get? 131 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,422 - Nada. Zip. Zero. - Nada. Zip. Zero. 132 00:09:43,496 --> 00:09:46,897 why? Because they got a bunch of morons in City Hall. 133 00:09:46,966 --> 00:09:49,799 well, you didn't see this new lawyer they sent. This girl's really worked up. 134 00:09:49,869 --> 00:09:51,894 - I don't want to hear about lawyers. - But she's different! 135 00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:55,771 You know what I say about lawyers? ��They bust your nuts wherever you are. " 136 00:09:55,842 --> 00:09:59,573 - I know. - I don't even know how many times they hauled me into court. 137 00:09:59,646 --> 00:10:03,173 Forcing me to make repairs. Louie... 138 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:07,208 what are three things you look for when you're lookin' for a piece of property? 139 00:10:07,287 --> 00:10:12,122 - Death, divorce and destitution. - what do you do when you got a piece of property? 140 00:10:12,191 --> 00:10:15,024 - Nothing. - That's it! Beautiful. 141 00:10:15,094 --> 00:10:18,393 He provides affordable housing for the underprivileged. 142 00:10:18,464 --> 00:10:21,661 - That's it. Perfect! - Oh. 143 00:10:21,734 --> 00:10:24,259 Cool. 144 00:10:24,337 --> 00:10:27,966 Heather, uh... Can I ask you a question? 145 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:31,602 How far did you go in school? 146 00:10:31,678 --> 00:10:34,238 well, when I was in high school... 147 00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:37,477 I wouldn't even let a guy touch me, but... 148 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:40,144 when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild. 149 00:10:40,219 --> 00:10:43,347 Oh! [Chuckling] 150 00:10:43,423 --> 00:10:46,790 [Inhales] Anyway, uh, you got nothin' to worry tomorrow. 151 00:10:46,859 --> 00:10:49,191 The judge will probably give you a slap on the wrist, or a small fine. 152 00:10:49,262 --> 00:10:52,527 - what about the tenants? - will you stop about the tenants? 153 00:10:52,598 --> 00:10:54,532 - You don't know. The tenants are gonna be there. - Remember. 154 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,194 Once, they used to live in huts. They used to eat people. 155 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:59,363 - [Louie Laughing] - You feel better now? 156 00:10:59,439 --> 00:11:04,206 Come on. Eat. who gives a shit about a few whiny kookaboos? 157 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:10,374 Therefore, I find the defendant, Louis Kritski, Junior... 158 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:14,511 guilty of the charges brought before this court today. 159 00:11:14,587 --> 00:11:18,580 - Order! Order! Order! - [Banging Gavel] 160 00:11:20,226 --> 00:11:22,524 Yeah, that's right. 161 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,564 Order! Now, accordingly... 162 00:11:26,632 --> 00:11:29,465 I will impose sentence at this time. 163 00:11:29,535 --> 00:11:32,834 Mr. Kritski, it's within my prerogative to sentence you... 164 00:11:32,905 --> 00:11:35,100 - to one year in the county jail. - [Crowd Cheers] 165 00:11:37,143 --> 00:11:39,077 However... 166 00:11:39,145 --> 00:11:42,876 - I'm not going to do that. - Huh? 167 00:11:42,949 --> 00:11:48,114 In my opinion, threats of jail won't move you to bring your building into compliance. 168 00:11:48,187 --> 00:11:52,749 Therefore, I am sentencing you to house arrest in one of the apartments of your building... 169 00:11:52,825 --> 00:11:55,953 - [Laughter, Clapping] - For a period of 120 days... 170 00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:58,190 or until the building is brought up to code... 171 00:11:58,264 --> 00:12:00,255 as required by the State of New York. 172 00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:05,066 Your Honor, respectfully, I really think the maximum sentence is what's needed here. 173 00:12:05,138 --> 00:12:08,232 This city must send a message to slumlords that they can't continue... 174 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:11,640 Miss Bensinger, I believe that this sentence will bring results. 175 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:14,805 As counsel for the Housing Authority, I expect you to report... 176 00:12:14,881 --> 00:12:18,442 any failure on Mr. Kritski's part to comply with the directives of this court. 177 00:12:18,518 --> 00:12:22,818 Now, according to the report I ordered... 178 00:12:22,889 --> 00:12:27,155 Apartment 5C in your building is vacant, Mr. Kritski... 179 00:12:27,226 --> 00:12:30,218 and is listed by you as a... 180 00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:35,131 ��Furnished, fifth-floor charmer with a view, and close to shopping. " 181 00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:37,931 - [Man] what? - You will move in immediately. 182 00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:41,132 You will reside there, serving as the building superintendent. 183 00:12:41,207 --> 00:12:45,507 You will be allowed to leave only to purchase food, for medical emergencies... 184 00:12:45,578 --> 00:12:47,910 and for business related to the repair of the building. 185 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:52,246 You may not renovate or alter Apartment 5C to suit your needs... 186 00:12:52,318 --> 00:12:55,219 until the rest of the apartments in the building have been brought into compliance. 187 00:12:55,288 --> 00:12:59,622 - [Big Lou] Oh, boy. - Mr. Kritski, one more thing. 188 00:12:59,692 --> 00:13:03,355 If that building isn't up to code in 120 days... 189 00:13:03,429 --> 00:13:06,489 - you will go to jail. - [Cheering, Applauding] 190 00:13:07,834 --> 00:13:09,825 Court adjourned. 191 00:13:09,902 --> 00:13:12,029 You think you're a hotshot, don't you? 192 00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,039 You think you're gonna make yourself a name down at City Hall? 193 00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:16,667 well, you're not. You know why? Because I'm gonna get a new lawyer. 194 00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:18,733 A white judge, and I'm gonna appeal. 195 00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:21,143 - On what grounds? - On the grounds that you piss me off. 196 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:23,148 [Louie] I thought you said this lawyer was the best. 197 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,810 [Big Lou] well, he was the best in his price range. But don't worry. 198 00:13:25,885 --> 00:13:29,048 Things are gonna work out. I promise you. 199 00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:32,385 - How could you make plans? what about... - [Knocking On Door] 200 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,551 No, I'm not going... Come on in! 201 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:39,121 I'm not goin' anywhere. No! My father'll have me out of there. 202 00:13:39,198 --> 00:13:42,031 I'm out of there. No way I'm goin' to that shithole. 203 00:13:44,003 --> 00:13:46,563 - who are you talkin' to? - Heather. Tryin' to figure out where we're goin' tonight. 204 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,073 I'll tell you where you're goin' tonight. You going to your building to serve your time... 205 00:13:49,142 --> 00:13:52,737 - or else you're going to jail! - [Screaming] 206 00:13:52,812 --> 00:13:55,542 [Crashing] 207 00:13:59,819 --> 00:14:01,980 - I gotta run. I'll talk to you later. - Heh? 208 00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:05,490 - Can't you do something? - Louie. Louie, these things take time. 209 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,994 - You know what that place is like! - Oh! So you're giving up? 210 00:14:09,061 --> 00:14:12,519 - Is this what I'm hearing? - No! But I don't even want to stay there one night... 211 00:14:12,598 --> 00:14:14,691 let alone have to live there! 212 00:14:14,767 --> 00:14:16,701 - You know what this is? - No. 213 00:14:16,769 --> 00:14:19,067 - well, look at it! - It's your will. 214 00:14:19,138 --> 00:14:21,902 - That's right. who gets all my buildings? - I do. 215 00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:24,238 - Unless what? - Unless you change your mind. 216 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:27,837 Unless I change my mind. 27 buildings, worth millions of dollars. 217 00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:31,748 You know what's gonna change my mind? If you fix one lousy wall in that building... 218 00:14:31,817 --> 00:14:34,809 if you change one lightbulb, I'm gonna take you out of the will. 219 00:14:34,887 --> 00:14:37,412 I made myself clear, Louie? 220 00:14:37,490 --> 00:14:39,617 - Yeah, Pop. - All right. Get up. 221 00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:42,991 Come on! Up! Now. 222 00:14:43,062 --> 00:14:45,257 - who are you? - I'm a Kritski. 223 00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:48,858 You're goddamn right you're a Kritski. what does a Kritski do when he gets property? 224 00:14:48,935 --> 00:14:50,869 - Nothing. - Uh-huh. 225 00:14:50,937 --> 00:14:55,203 - And what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna go down there, I'm not gonna fix anything... 226 00:14:55,274 --> 00:14:58,437 and I'll have those jerks eatin' out of my hand after one night. 227 00:14:58,511 --> 00:15:00,570 [Laughing] You're my boy. wonderful. 228 00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:02,580 wonderful. 229 00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,414 [Tires Screeching] 230 00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:19,320 [Louie, Narrating] It's not so bad. [Scoffs] 231 00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:24,769 You know what? This is gonna be okay. 232 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:28,603 - [Dog Barking] - Jesus. 233 00:15:28,674 --> 00:15:30,904 [Barking Continues] 234 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:33,844 So what? You know what? This is gonna be like camp. 235 00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:36,438 I'll watch TV, I'll sleep. I'll hang out with Heather. 236 00:15:36,515 --> 00:15:39,313 Heather's gotta come over. How bad can it be? I'll have Heather. 237 00:15:39,385 --> 00:15:42,582 [Cats Yowling] 238 00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,590 How the hell am I gonna do this? 239 00:15:48,461 --> 00:15:51,123 Twenty-seven buildings and millions of dollars... 240 00:15:51,197 --> 00:15:53,131 you can fuckin'do this. 241 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:55,895 [Thunderclap] 242 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:10,216 - [Alarm Beeping] - [Chirping] 243 00:16:16,122 --> 00:16:18,750 [Yelling, Indistinct] 244 00:16:18,824 --> 00:16:21,292 [Sighs] 245 00:16:22,361 --> 00:16:26,058 [Man, woman Screaming] 246 00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:31,569 I don't believe this. I don't believe this. 247 00:16:31,637 --> 00:16:34,663 [Man, woman, Screaming Obscenities] 248 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:38,870 [Muttering, Indistinct] 249 00:16:38,944 --> 00:16:41,139 [Man] Bitch! I'll kick your ass like you're a piece of meat! 250 00:16:41,213 --> 00:16:43,147 You stupid asshole! Fuck you! 251 00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,480 [Creaking] 252 00:16:49,722 --> 00:16:51,952 what the f... 253 00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:01,529 Fuck it. At least it's a roof over my head. 254 00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:05,961 [Thunderclap] 255 00:17:10,309 --> 00:17:12,470 [Man] Keep it quiet up there, Kritski! 256 00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,406 [Exhales] 257 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:20,709 [Chuckles] well! At least there's a motif. 258 00:17:21,887 --> 00:17:24,253 wall-to-wall shit. 259 00:17:25,257 --> 00:17:27,248 [Chuckles] 260 00:17:29,595 --> 00:17:32,723 Great. The rats have their own Jacuzzi. 261 00:17:40,005 --> 00:17:43,406 Now I know where they got the idea for the Roach Motel. 262 00:17:47,646 --> 00:17:49,637 [Squeaking] 263 00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:51,706 [Rattling] 264 00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,551 [Softly] Hey. Oh, God. 265 00:17:58,157 --> 00:18:00,591 Beautiful. A fuckin' sink that farts. 266 00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:03,253 [Gurgling] 267 00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,162 [Squishing] 268 00:18:15,941 --> 00:18:17,909 [woman] Don't touch me. You're crazy! 269 00:18:17,977 --> 00:18:20,070 [Man] And you're a lyin' bitch! 270 00:18:20,146 --> 00:18:23,638 [woman] who you callin'a bitch, you ugly, one-eyed half-breed? 271 00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:25,707 [Gunshot] 272 00:18:30,289 --> 00:18:32,280 [Glass Shattering] 273 00:18:32,358 --> 00:18:36,658 [Thunder Rumbling] 274 00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:46,633 [Chair Squeaking] 275 00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:08,422 [woman, Man Shouting] 276 00:19:12,398 --> 00:19:15,561 [Thunderclap] 277 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:19,365 [Shouting, Obscenities Continue] 278 00:19:20,406 --> 00:19:22,840 [Shouting Stops] 279 00:19:24,343 --> 00:19:27,005 [Clattering] 280 00:19:27,079 --> 00:19:30,708 [Fly Buzzing] 281 00:19:30,783 --> 00:19:34,514 [Shuddering] Oh-h. Sh! God. 282 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:37,579 [Exhaling] 283 00:19:39,058 --> 00:19:41,026 what are you doin' here? 284 00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:43,561 - Nothin'. - what do you mean, nothin'? 285 00:19:43,629 --> 00:19:45,563 well, what else does it mean? Nothing. 286 00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:48,395 - what, are you spyin' on me? - No. 287 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,765 You casin' this joint, so the brothers could rob it later? 288 00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:54,328 Yeah. You really got some choice stuff here. we can't wait to get our hands on it. 289 00:19:54,406 --> 00:19:57,170 - How come you're not in school, kid? - It's Saturday? 290 00:19:57,243 --> 00:20:01,577 Yeah. Then why aren't you outside playin' basketball or break dancing? 291 00:20:01,647 --> 00:20:03,979 Go ahead. Get out. 292 00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:05,983 - I'm gone. - Hey, hey, hey, hey. 293 00:20:06,051 --> 00:20:09,714 - This is in. That's out. - I'm takin' a shortcut. 294 00:20:11,857 --> 00:20:13,791 Ah, hip stereo. 295 00:20:13,859 --> 00:20:15,793 Thank you. Don't touch it, please. 296 00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:17,590 This is just an old thing. 297 00:20:17,663 --> 00:20:21,099 - Chill, man. I'm not gonna rip you off. - I'm not worried about you ripping me off. 298 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,464 I just don't want you touchin' it, that's all. It's already... 299 00:20:23,536 --> 00:20:26,096 - It's already broke. It probably don't even work. - I know that. 300 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:29,868 - what do you mean, you know? - I know. I know it's not gonna work. 301 00:20:29,942 --> 00:20:32,536 why wouldn't it work? were you in here while I was sleepin', goin' through my stuff? 302 00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:35,079 - No! No! - You weren't going through my... 303 00:20:35,147 --> 00:20:37,138 - Did you touch this? what are you so nervous about? - No! 304 00:20:37,216 --> 00:20:39,946 - I'm not nervous! - You're not ner... well, don't move. Don't move! 305 00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:42,852 Stay here. This better work. 306 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:45,550 This better work. 307 00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:50,260 - [Clicks On] - " [Rock] 308 00:20:50,329 --> 00:20:53,127 - You're lucky. - [Bangs, Sizzles] 309 00:20:53,198 --> 00:20:57,032 - " [Stops] - And it doesn't work because you never fix... 310 00:20:57,102 --> 00:20:59,468 the electrical in this building. 311 00:21:02,908 --> 00:21:06,241 [Sighs] I wasn't spyin' on you. I was just curious. 312 00:21:06,312 --> 00:21:08,678 I wanted to get to know more about you. 313 00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:12,740 Let me tell you something, okay? I'm not lookin' to make any friends. 314 00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:15,184 I don't think that's gonna be a big problem. 315 00:21:15,254 --> 00:21:18,746 - [Hinges Creaking] - Pain in the ass. 316 00:21:20,192 --> 00:21:23,127 [Laughing And Talking All Together] 317 00:21:26,865 --> 00:21:28,799 what is it? what? what? what? what? 318 00:21:32,237 --> 00:21:36,139 Kritski, looks like your automobile lost a little weight. 319 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:39,336 [Laughing Uncontrollably] 320 00:21:42,815 --> 00:21:45,682 - [woman] He hasn't figured it out yet! - [Men Continue Laughing] 321 00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:54,057 - [Alarm warbling] - [Laughing] 322 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:57,527 - The alarm works! - [Alarm Continues] 323 00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:07,828 - No tires, but the alarm works! - Never see that! 324 00:22:07,906 --> 00:22:11,364 [Alarm Continues, Very Loud] 325 00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:17,908 A robber's market! 326 00:22:17,983 --> 00:22:20,315 watch it. 327 00:22:25,424 --> 00:22:28,154 Ah, shit! 328 00:22:28,227 --> 00:22:30,787 You didn't see anything? You didn't see anything. 329 00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,797 You didn't hear that thing? The alarm didn't go off? 330 00:22:32,865 --> 00:22:35,595 - You didn't hear nothing? Did you hear anything? - No. 331 00:22:35,668 --> 00:22:38,364 - I didn't hear anything either. - ��I didn't hear anything either. " 332 00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,871 [Laughs] Did ya... I know you didn't hear anything. 333 00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:44,909 [Laughing Continues] 334 00:22:47,746 --> 00:22:51,978 - Ofay! Yo, white boy, what you doin' down here? - white-ass motherfucker! 335 00:22:52,051 --> 00:22:54,019 what are you, the welcome wagon? 336 00:23:09,835 --> 00:23:11,860 [Louie] Hey, nice outfits. where's the rest of the band? 337 00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:14,701 [Laughing] what's the matter, no sense of humor? 338 00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:17,469 Get out of my way! Get! Get! 339 00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:20,910 [Man] we can double that bet. 340 00:23:20,979 --> 00:23:24,278 - There. You make yours. - Hey, where's the storekeeper? 341 00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:26,681 - Let's give the shot. - where's the storekeeper, guys? 342 00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:30,210 - I'll take that bet. - Oh! what do I look like, a mirage? 343 00:23:30,289 --> 00:23:32,280 - I got the cue, and I'll take it. - Go ahead. Cue ahead. 344 00:23:32,357 --> 00:23:34,985 - what the hell do you want? - You know what I want. 345 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,460 I want to get fitted for a tuxedo. 346 00:23:37,529 --> 00:23:39,520 Is this a grocery store, or what? 347 00:23:42,067 --> 00:23:44,831 You sell these groceries, or you guys got 'em for snacks? 348 00:23:45,838 --> 00:23:47,772 what do you need? 349 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,240 'Kay. Let me see. I got my girl comin' over. I need some wine. 350 00:23:50,309 --> 00:23:54,040 what kind of wine do you have here? Boy! 351 00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:57,480 You got... what the fuck is that? 352 00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:00,780 You expect me to drink screw-top wine? 353 00:24:00,853 --> 00:24:03,481 You want a buzz? It's gonna have to come from this. 354 00:24:03,555 --> 00:24:06,820 Maybe I'll just get some essentials, so we don't starve to death. 355 00:24:07,826 --> 00:24:11,762 - [Bangs] - Holy shit. 356 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:15,357 Your bread is older than your fuckin' wine! [Laughing] 357 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:17,766 You get it? It's... This is aged! 358 00:24:17,836 --> 00:24:20,134 This is... See, this should be aged, and... 359 00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,696 You don't... You get it? what a sense of humor! 360 00:24:22,775 --> 00:24:25,539 [Laughing] Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what? 361 00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:29,308 Um, I'll have, uh, peanut butter. Do you have any peanut butter? 362 00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:32,612 - One kind only. - One kind only. 363 00:24:32,684 --> 00:24:34,948 Let me ask you a question. 364 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,580 why is that you have 24 different kinds of pork rinds... 365 00:24:37,656 --> 00:24:41,956 - and you only have one kind of peanut butter? - [Sighs, Clears Throat] 366 00:24:44,329 --> 00:24:48,322 Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here. 367 00:24:50,869 --> 00:24:52,860 Okay. 368 00:24:52,938 --> 00:24:56,897 [Traffic, People Chattering] 369 00:24:59,444 --> 00:25:02,311 - want me to carry that bag? - Hey, don't sneak up on me like that, Tito. 370 00:25:02,381 --> 00:25:05,714 - I wasn't sneaking up on you. - Yes, you did. what are you doin' here? 371 00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:07,752 - I work here! - You work where? 372 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:10,288 Yeah, I beat out 70 other guys for this job. 373 00:25:10,355 --> 00:25:14,257 Get outta here. You were followin' me. why'd you follow me? 374 00:25:14,326 --> 00:25:18,023 'Cause I knew you were out of stale bread, three-year-old peanut butter... 375 00:25:18,096 --> 00:25:20,257 - and fifty-cent wine. - Just get out of my bag, kid. 376 00:25:20,332 --> 00:25:22,357 Yo, yo. You want me to carry the bag, or what? 377 00:25:22,434 --> 00:25:24,902 Hey yo, yo, no. I don't want you to carry my bag. 378 00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:27,495 I don't need you to carry my bag. I don't need you to do nothin' for me. 379 00:25:27,573 --> 00:25:29,837 You know why? 'Cause I ain't scared in this neighborhood. 380 00:25:29,908 --> 00:25:33,366 And you know why I'm not scared? 'Cause I walk it like I talk it. 381 00:25:33,445 --> 00:25:35,777 [Bang] 382 00:25:39,451 --> 00:25:43,353 - what's the matter with you? - [Laughing, Catcalls] 383 00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:45,549 what do you mean, what's the matter with me? 384 00:25:45,624 --> 00:25:47,785 - Nothing's wrong with me. - [Sighing] God! 385 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:49,953 - Didn't you hear me yell, ��Dive? " - Oh. 386 00:25:50,028 --> 00:25:52,496 I said, ��Dive. " what do you mean, ��Come on"? 387 00:25:52,564 --> 00:25:55,032 I only did that 'cause you were here. I was worried about you. 388 00:25:55,100 --> 00:25:57,591 - Oh, right. - You know that was a gunshot? You could have got hit. 389 00:25:57,669 --> 00:25:59,728 - Uh-huh. - [Trains Screeching] 390 00:26:03,909 --> 00:26:07,276 You walkin' funny, man. Did you shit in your pants? 391 00:26:07,346 --> 00:26:11,407 - No! - You mean, that's the way you always walk? 392 00:26:17,155 --> 00:26:20,716 - Oh, hey. Tito! How's it goin', man? - Hey. 393 00:26:22,027 --> 00:26:24,257 - who was that, your dealer? - My father. 394 00:26:24,329 --> 00:26:26,422 - Your father? - Yeah. 395 00:26:26,498 --> 00:26:28,932 Boy, your mother must like 'em young. 396 00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,333 - My mother? - Yeah, that lady you live with. 397 00:26:31,403 --> 00:26:33,337 That's my grandmother. 398 00:26:33,405 --> 00:26:36,340 - I don't know where my mother is. - Oh. 399 00:26:36,408 --> 00:26:38,876 How much they pay you on this job you have? 400 00:26:38,944 --> 00:26:41,970 - I work for tips. - Oh, yeah? 401 00:26:42,047 --> 00:26:46,006 All right, take this. You run it up to the house. 402 00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,089 - There you go. There's a fin. - Thank you. 403 00:26:52,157 --> 00:26:55,149 Thank you? That's it? 404 00:26:55,227 --> 00:26:58,958 - That's five dollars I gave ya. - Thank you, massa. Thank you, massa. 405 00:26:59,031 --> 00:27:03,127 - Thank y... Fuck you, kid. - Fuck you, too. 406 00:27:05,237 --> 00:27:07,171 Fuck me. 407 00:27:07,239 --> 00:27:10,970 - Follow the bee. Follow the bee. where's the bee? Buz-z-z... - well... 408 00:27:11,043 --> 00:27:12,977 [Crowd Chattering] 409 00:27:13,045 --> 00:27:16,879 [Marlon] Thank you for giving me the opportunity to have this little workshop here. 410 00:27:16,949 --> 00:27:19,281 while I go there and get... and hit the big time. 411 00:27:19,351 --> 00:27:21,342 Okay, I won't forget you when I hit the big time. 412 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,480 - Follow the bee. where's the bee? - [Groaning, Laughing] 413 00:27:24,556 --> 00:27:27,389 [Chattering Continues] 414 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,860 - Bee-z-z-z... - - [Laughing] 415 00:27:30,929 --> 00:27:32,863 It's just like lovemaking. Follow the bee. 416 00:27:32,931 --> 00:27:37,527 - You're looking for the bee. - There you go, man. I know what you're saying. 417 00:27:37,602 --> 00:27:39,536 - Come on, man. - which one is it? 418 00:27:39,604 --> 00:27:41,538 - That's it. I'll take that money now. - You sure? 419 00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:43,540 That's it, man. I got it. Yeah! 420 00:27:43,608 --> 00:27:46,600 - Forty. Get me 80, man. Forty get me 80. - I hope you keep that smile... 421 00:27:46,678 --> 00:27:48,646 - when you lose... wait a second. - Your rent money! 422 00:27:48,714 --> 00:27:50,648 wait a minute, man. I'm fumbling all over here. 423 00:27:50,716 --> 00:27:53,116 - Look at this guy. He beat me already, you know? - You're doin' okay. 424 00:27:53,185 --> 00:27:55,380 - I've been watchin' you. Let me have the rent money. - I'm not doin' okay. 425 00:27:55,454 --> 00:27:57,854 Just hold on a second, I'll give you all your rent money. 426 00:27:57,923 --> 00:28:00,653 - You wanna play some rounds? - I don't wanna play! 427 00:28:00,726 --> 00:28:04,389 Nobody wants to play for fun anymore. Everything has to be for money. 428 00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:07,023 For money, you know? That's what ruined the Olympics. 429 00:28:07,099 --> 00:28:09,260 [Player] Yeah. You're right. 430 00:28:09,334 --> 00:28:11,768 - That's the bee. - That's $20 minimum bet. 431 00:28:11,837 --> 00:28:17,002 - Okay. Fine with me. - where's the money? 432 00:28:19,378 --> 00:28:22,211 - which one is it? This one? - Right there. Uh-huh. 433 00:28:23,281 --> 00:28:26,148 [Groans] So sorry. See what happens? 434 00:28:26,218 --> 00:28:28,709 we're lookin' for the bee, my man. That's where the honey is. 435 00:28:28,787 --> 00:28:32,279 See, that's where the money... You get the king, you get the sting. Sorry. 436 00:28:34,493 --> 00:28:38,793 I was lucky. I don't know if I have the nerves for this. 437 00:28:38,864 --> 00:28:42,027 There's a lot of nerves in this game, you know what I'm sayin'? 438 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,967 Hey, ain't you gonna give me a chance to win my money back? 439 00:28:45,037 --> 00:28:49,599 what, are you crazy? No. Fifty dollars, minimum bet, now. 440 00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:52,438 - Okay. - Okay. where's your money? 441 00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:54,445 - Show me. - Excuse me, excuse me. I been hangin' around. 442 00:28:54,513 --> 00:28:57,744 I might as well play. Enjoy myself a little bit. 443 00:28:57,816 --> 00:28:59,750 Okay, uh, what? Sixty dollars. 444 00:28:59,818 --> 00:29:03,049 - I gotta take the highest bet. - All right. Seventy-five. 445 00:29:03,121 --> 00:29:07,080 - A hundred. - A hundred and twenty-five. 446 00:29:07,159 --> 00:29:10,458 - A hundred and fifty. - A hundred and seventy-five. 447 00:29:10,529 --> 00:29:12,463 - Two hundred dollars... - Aah! 448 00:29:12,531 --> 00:29:16,092 First day on the job and I hit the big time. Thank you, Lord. 449 00:29:16,168 --> 00:29:19,399 You broke, big shot? [Laughing] Okay. 450 00:29:19,471 --> 00:29:21,905 - Um... - where's the money? 451 00:29:21,973 --> 00:29:24,908 It's me, Marlon. what do you mean, ��where's the money? " 452 00:29:24,976 --> 00:29:28,070 I gotta see the money. This is business. I wanna see the money. 453 00:29:28,146 --> 00:29:30,546 You owe me the rent money! what is he ta... Guy lives in my building. 454 00:29:30,615 --> 00:29:33,448 He wants me to show the money. All right. I'm okay. 455 00:29:34,453 --> 00:29:37,422 - Okay, so where is it? - where is it? 456 00:29:37,489 --> 00:29:40,014 - Let me see. I'm not sure. I think it's right... - [Spectators Laugh, Groan] 457 00:29:40,092 --> 00:29:42,492 Look at that! Huh? 458 00:29:42,561 --> 00:29:44,620 Like a small miracle, huh? 459 00:29:44,696 --> 00:29:46,721 - Did you know that guy that was here? - [woman] I don't know that guy. 460 00:29:46,798 --> 00:29:49,460 Now I got my rent money! Huh? [Chuckles] 461 00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:52,503 - You know what this is? - Yeah, I know what this is. 462 00:29:52,571 --> 00:29:54,971 - [Spectators Laughing] - Didn't I tell you I was gonna get the rent money? 463 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,170 - You gave it to me all right. - Don't forget to give me a receipt. 464 00:29:59,244 --> 00:30:02,145 - [All Laughing] - For my pride. 465 00:30:02,214 --> 00:30:04,978 where were we? where were we? Follow the bee. Follow the bee. 466 00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:08,110 [Card Game Continues, Indistinct] 467 00:30:09,187 --> 00:30:11,655 [Tires Screeching] 468 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:18,388 Hey! Heather! Heather! Heather! 469 00:30:19,764 --> 00:30:22,562 - Heather! - You sure this is it? 470 00:30:26,104 --> 00:30:30,040 - " [wolf whistle] - [Catcalling] 471 00:30:31,543 --> 00:30:33,534 Aw, they're a bunch of animals! 472 00:30:33,612 --> 00:30:36,581 [Taunting, whistling] 473 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:40,914 - Get out. - Hold it right there, Mr. Superintendent. 474 00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:42,954 - Out of the way, Leotha. This is an emergency. - Not until you tell me... 475 00:30:43,021 --> 00:30:45,046 when you're gonna fix the boiler in the building. 476 00:30:45,123 --> 00:30:47,887 There's nothin' wrong with the boiler in the building. It's runnin', ain't it? 477 00:30:47,959 --> 00:30:50,757 All the way up to 40 degrees. I am freezing. 478 00:30:50,829 --> 00:30:52,888 - Get a man. - Up yours, Kritski. 479 00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:56,661 Good thing you're here. One more friggin' day, I'll be ready for the funny farm... 480 00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,965 with these people. 481 00:30:59,037 --> 00:31:01,335 Ah, things are startin' to change, though. 482 00:31:01,406 --> 00:31:03,533 That's it, honey. Climb the stairway to heaven. 483 00:31:05,677 --> 00:31:07,838 Louie! wait till we're in your apartment. 484 00:31:07,913 --> 00:31:10,643 Just tryin' to help you up the stairs. what do you mean? 485 00:31:10,715 --> 00:31:12,842 Eeyew! what is the smell in this building? 486 00:31:12,918 --> 00:31:14,852 - It smells like... - Piss. 487 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,616 Yeah! It smells like piss! what is that? 488 00:31:17,689 --> 00:31:20,021 It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss. 489 00:31:20,091 --> 00:31:22,025 [Scoffs] You let them pee in here? 490 00:31:22,093 --> 00:31:24,721 It's not like they ask permission. You know what I'm talkin' about? 491 00:31:24,796 --> 00:31:26,923 - [Screams] It was a rat! - what? 492 00:31:26,998 --> 00:31:30,399 I saw a huge rat, Louie. I can't do it. I can't stay in a place where there's rats! 493 00:31:30,468 --> 00:31:33,028 It's not a rat. You know, it's probably one of those, uh... 494 00:31:33,104 --> 00:31:36,403 those Chihuahuas, they got those ugly-lookin' dogs, these tenants. 495 00:31:36,474 --> 00:31:38,533 They look like rats. That's all it is. 496 00:31:38,610 --> 00:31:41,408 - That's why the building is virtually rat-free. - weird. 497 00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:44,648 - Here we are. - [Gasps] 498 00:31:44,716 --> 00:31:46,707 I cleaned it up a little bit, as best I could, you know. 499 00:31:46,785 --> 00:31:50,812 - I can't get anybody to really come in and... - Oh, my God! 500 00:31:50,889 --> 00:31:52,823 Make yourself comfortable. I'll be right there. 501 00:31:52,891 --> 00:31:54,916 I want to get something for us to drink. 502 00:31:54,993 --> 00:31:58,019 Some wine I picked up. Come on. I'll take your coat. 503 00:31:58,096 --> 00:32:01,588 Be comfortable. Relax! You look tense. Relax. 504 00:32:01,666 --> 00:32:04,999 That's it. Come on. You want to sit here for a sec? 505 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,334 - Yes. I picked this up for us. - what is that? 506 00:32:07,405 --> 00:32:10,863 It's wine. They drink it in the neighborhood. It's supposed to be really good. 507 00:32:10,942 --> 00:32:15,436 A little nasty. But, uh... [Sniffs] You always liked to be nasty, didn't you? 508 00:32:15,513 --> 00:32:18,038 - Didn't you? Huh? - Nasty? Louie, no! 509 00:32:18,116 --> 00:32:21,108 - what's the matter? - I don't know, it's just... 510 00:32:21,186 --> 00:32:24,587 - [Sirens Blaring, Distant] - Look, I'm in prison here. This is my conjugal visit. 511 00:32:24,656 --> 00:32:27,955 Didn't I tell you on the phone? You knew the place was a dump. 512 00:32:28,026 --> 00:32:29,960 - what's the big deal? - [Scoffs] what do you want me to do? 513 00:32:30,028 --> 00:32:32,326 You want me to lie there and spread my legs and try not to throw up... 514 00:32:32,397 --> 00:32:34,865 for as long as it takes you to get your rocks off? 515 00:32:36,034 --> 00:32:38,195 - You actually considering doing that? - No! 516 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:40,204 - Come on, just... - Louie! 517 00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:44,299 Come here. Just, uh, sit down. Give it a chance. 518 00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:49,336 Give it a chance. Give the wine a shot, you know. Loosen up a little bit. 519 00:32:49,414 --> 00:32:52,212 Ah, it's not that bad, see? It's pretty comfortable, right? 520 00:32:52,284 --> 00:32:56,186 - Here. You take the first sip. - [Neighbors Screaming] 521 00:32:56,254 --> 00:32:58,518 Oh! No, it's all right. 522 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:02,583 Yeah? what are you talk... It's not so bad. Except for the smell. 523 00:33:02,661 --> 00:33:06,290 It's this place, you know? It's... It's hard to get in the mood. 524 00:33:06,364 --> 00:33:09,663 - Yeah. well, you know, maybe... Try the wine? - Maybe some music! 525 00:33:09,734 --> 00:33:13,170 - Do you have anything soft and sexy? Luther Vandross? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 526 00:33:13,238 --> 00:33:15,729 Or Freddie Jackson? I love Freddie Jackson. 527 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,173 - Yeah, now you got it. Hey! - I love him. 528 00:33:20,111 --> 00:33:22,477 Oh, shit! I forgot... Oh, Heather! Heather, listen! Hold it! Hold it! 529 00:33:22,547 --> 00:33:24,572 what about Johnny Mathis? Remember Johnny Mathis? 530 00:33:24,649 --> 00:33:29,921 "[Imitating Johnny Mathis] Heather! wait a minute! 531 00:33:32,957 --> 00:33:35,391 - Heather, listen. - I've tried, really. I've really tried. 532 00:33:35,460 --> 00:33:39,089 [Taunting, Laughing, whistling] 533 00:33:39,164 --> 00:33:42,327 Heather, listen. I'll put some Lysol on it. 534 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,994 It won't work, Louie. Drive! And keep on driving! 535 00:33:45,070 --> 00:33:48,198 - Shut up! - Hey! Speedy Gonzales Kritski! 536 00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:50,833 - Give us a quickie! - Shut up! 537 00:33:50,909 --> 00:33:54,276 I hope you can fix my plumbing as fast as you fixed her! 538 00:33:54,346 --> 00:33:57,509 Maybe he needs his plumbing fixed. 539 00:33:57,582 --> 00:34:00,380 If that's the way white boys do it, I can see why they look so tense! 540 00:34:00,452 --> 00:34:03,683 - [All Laughing] - He may want to work on the little lady... 541 00:34:03,755 --> 00:34:05,689 but he's got a very busy day. 542 00:34:05,757 --> 00:34:09,523 He got walls to plaster, he gots pipes to change, and he got carpet to lay. 543 00:34:13,932 --> 00:34:17,299 Just keep on laughing. That's all right. 544 00:34:17,369 --> 00:34:20,338 Keep on laughin', 'cause pretty soon I'll be outta here. 545 00:34:20,405 --> 00:34:24,865 I'll be downtown in my own apartment layin' in my Jacuzzi... 546 00:34:24,943 --> 00:34:29,676 just laughin' about all you assholes stuck in this shithole. 547 00:34:29,748 --> 00:34:31,978 - [Laughing] - Get outta my way. 548 00:34:33,017 --> 00:34:35,645 Anger is the foothold of the devil. 549 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,915 Fuck you and the devil! 550 00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:42,883 [Man] I told ya, I'm going to the store. 551 00:34:42,961 --> 00:34:45,589 [Gurgling] 552 00:34:58,343 --> 00:35:01,335 Eleanor! Eleanor! 553 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,881 - I already paid my rent! - Got nothin' to do with rent. 554 00:35:03,948 --> 00:35:06,473 - My toilet's stopped up. I gotta go to the bathroom. - So? 555 00:35:06,551 --> 00:35:08,542 - what do you mean, ��So"? I gotta use your bathroom. - No! 556 00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,020 Come on! what do you mean, ��No"? How could you say no? 557 00:35:11,089 --> 00:35:13,649 It's easy. You should know that. It's the only word you seem to know... 558 00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:15,852 when I ask you to fix somethin' in my apartment. 559 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:18,657 - How much do you want? I'll pay you. - You don't have enough money. 560 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:21,927 - what do you expect me to do? Shit outside? - Lincoln did. 561 00:35:26,704 --> 00:35:29,935 - [Car Alarm wailing] - [Neighbors Laughing] 562 00:35:38,983 --> 00:35:42,316 It's on! [Laughing] 563 00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:47,715 [Car Alarm Continues] 564 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:50,226 [Chirping, Alarm Stops] 565 00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:53,890 - [Alarm Resumes] - [Neighbors Laugh] 566 00:35:53,965 --> 00:35:57,093 - [Chirps, Alarm Stops] - [Laughing Continues] 567 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,031 Mr. Kritski. 568 00:36:05,877 --> 00:36:07,811 Mr. Kritski, we have to talk. 569 00:36:10,014 --> 00:36:15,077 well, well. Miss Bensinger. what brings you to this hellhole in that tight skirt? 570 00:36:15,153 --> 00:36:17,849 - Don't tell me, I know. - Code violations, Mr. Kritski. 571 00:36:17,922 --> 00:36:20,516 The tenants have informed me you haven't addressed any of them. 572 00:36:20,592 --> 00:36:22,822 Can't stay away from me, huh? Like a moth to a flame. 573 00:36:22,894 --> 00:36:27,024 - Not even a single one, as directed by the court. - Like the swallows to Capistrano. 574 00:36:27,098 --> 00:36:29,692 And I see, obviously you have no intention of doing so. 575 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:32,031 Oh, no? Check this out. 576 00:36:34,038 --> 00:36:37,371 I am currently supervising the rewiring of the entire building. 577 00:36:37,442 --> 00:36:41,572 well, this is a big surprise, Mr. Kritski. I'm very encouraged. 578 00:36:41,646 --> 00:36:45,013 However, you know this work is just the beginning of everything that has to be done. 579 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,142 You got a great body. You know that? 580 00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:52,053 As a matter of fact, so do I. Can't tell with men's fashions, the way they fit nowadays... 581 00:36:52,123 --> 00:36:55,718 but, uh, if you were to see me naked, you know what you would say? 582 00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:59,251 ��Louie, I never would have guessed it, but you got a great body there. " 583 00:36:59,330 --> 00:37:03,266 [Man] ��Krispi"! Hey! Listen here! 584 00:37:03,334 --> 00:37:05,268 - The electrician, see? - what you ask... 585 00:37:05,336 --> 00:37:08,032 is impossible. 586 00:37:08,106 --> 00:37:11,473 I cannot just rewire your apartment. 587 00:37:11,543 --> 00:37:14,478 I didn't say just my apartment! I didn't tell him just my... 588 00:37:14,546 --> 00:37:18,277 I said, ��Start with my apartment, then do all the apartments. " 589 00:37:18,349 --> 00:37:20,579 [Speaking In Foreign Language] 590 00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:23,280 Oh, yeah? Go inside! 591 00:37:23,354 --> 00:37:26,255 Go do the apartments! what language... He doesn't understand! 592 00:37:26,324 --> 00:37:29,885 - Don't let this guy throw you. - Somewhere in here... 593 00:37:29,961 --> 00:37:34,728 there's a list of all the other items the judge wants you to address. 594 00:37:34,799 --> 00:37:38,166 Just call my office with a timetable for your repairs. 595 00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:40,568 I'm sure some of the tenants would like to know. 596 00:37:40,638 --> 00:37:43,129 Did anyone ever tell you how attractive you are? 597 00:37:43,207 --> 00:37:47,166 No. Of course they have. 34 years old. You think I've lived this long... 598 00:37:47,245 --> 00:37:49,179 and no one's ever told me how attractive I am? 599 00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:53,274 You know, listen. This is a great opportunity for us to go up to my apartment... 600 00:37:53,351 --> 00:37:55,819 you know, we can relax a little bit, get to know each other? 601 00:37:55,887 --> 00:37:57,479 - [Sighs] - Nothin' fancy. 602 00:37:57,555 --> 00:38:00,319 If you think I'm such a jerk, how come you came here? 603 00:38:00,391 --> 00:38:02,586 - Because you're attracted to me. why don't you admit it? - Please. 604 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,787 - Like a magnet to a refrigerator. - [Sighs] Look! 605 00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:07,729 I want to see some real work begin on this building. 606 00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:10,893 I want to see an agenda. I want to see a construction crew. 607 00:38:10,969 --> 00:38:16,100 I want to see something more than the Band-Aids you are applying to this open sore. 608 00:38:16,174 --> 00:38:19,575 And if I don't, you'll find yourself in prison. 609 00:38:19,644 --> 00:38:22,169 where your great body will be greatly appreciated. 610 00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:24,180 I don't know why you get so upset. 611 00:38:24,248 --> 00:38:26,512 [Screams] 612 00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:28,552 - [Engine Starting] - You have a terrible temper. 613 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:31,020 But I still want to take you to lunch! 614 00:38:31,089 --> 00:38:34,456 All right, forget the lunch! we'll just hump! 615 00:38:37,095 --> 00:38:39,893 Just a matter of time. 616 00:38:40,064 --> 00:38:42,589 [Static, Distorted Music And Speech] 617 00:38:51,476 --> 00:38:54,809 [Static And Voices Continue] 618 00:38:54,879 --> 00:38:57,973 Come on, come on. I got money on this friggin' game! 619 00:39:01,219 --> 00:39:04,677 Ah, come on, will ya? 620 00:39:09,594 --> 00:39:12,563 - Maybe if I get a little higher. - [Clearer Sound, Cheering] 621 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,563 [Announcer] way outside, trying for the three-pointer to win the game! 622 00:39:19,637 --> 00:39:22,572 - It's in the air! whoa... - [Grunting] 623 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,370 - [Louie Screams] - And it's... 624 00:39:25,443 --> 00:39:29,470 - [Crashing] - [Static] 625 00:39:30,548 --> 00:39:32,516 - what are you doin'? - [whimpering] 626 00:39:34,118 --> 00:39:37,178 what does it look like I'm doin'? I'm watchin' television. 627 00:39:37,255 --> 00:39:39,018 [Groaning] 628 00:39:39,090 --> 00:39:42,685 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm great. Thanks. 629 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:44,887 - Oh, Jesus! - You're not cold, are you? 630 00:39:44,962 --> 00:39:48,193 No, I just want to see if these gloves work with the jacket, Marlon. 631 00:39:48,266 --> 00:39:50,894 That's all. Now what is it that you want? what are you lookin' for? 632 00:39:50,968 --> 00:39:54,734 Nothing, man. I'm feeling good. I came by to ask you, you want to shoot some hoops? 633 00:39:54,806 --> 00:39:57,274 - Hoops? - Yeah, hoops. Basketball. 634 00:39:57,341 --> 00:40:00,572 - You want to play basketball with me? - Yeah. 635 00:40:00,645 --> 00:40:03,546 [Chuckles] I bet you do. For money. want to hustle me? 636 00:40:03,614 --> 00:40:05,980 - No money, man. Just for fun. - For fun? 637 00:40:07,852 --> 00:40:10,821 Look, Marlon, why do you want to play basketball with me? 638 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:13,322 - why would you want to play with me? - Hey. 639 00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:15,825 You want to come, I'll be downstairs, all right? 640 00:40:15,893 --> 00:40:18,157 - Okay? - Yeah, good. 641 00:40:20,198 --> 00:40:23,395 [Footsteps In Hall] 642 00:40:53,331 --> 00:40:55,822 If you think I look stupid, just say so, Marlon. 643 00:40:55,900 --> 00:40:58,095 I don't think you look stupid. 644 00:40:58,169 --> 00:41:00,535 what are you lookin' at? Is it the jacket? 645 00:41:00,605 --> 00:41:04,701 - The hood? what? - It screams! You know what it says? 646 00:41:04,776 --> 00:41:08,872 It says, ��Look at me! I'm wearin' shit that nobody in this neighborhood would wear. 647 00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:12,040 ��So come and stick me with the sharp object of your preference... 648 00:41:12,116 --> 00:41:16,177 and then steal that hideaway wallet I got velcroed on my leg. " 649 00:41:16,254 --> 00:41:18,188 You could tell? 650 00:41:18,256 --> 00:41:21,020 No, it doesn't show. But that's what you guys wear. 651 00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:24,289 [Laughing] Anyway, don't bother. Don't worry about it. 652 00:41:24,362 --> 00:41:27,490 It's okay, you're safe! You're with me. 653 00:41:27,565 --> 00:41:29,692 Yeah, like you're gonna protect me if I get attacked. 654 00:41:29,767 --> 00:41:32,668 I'll call 9-1-1 when they're done with you. 655 00:41:37,408 --> 00:41:40,138 [Kids Laughing] 656 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:47,517 Hey, Kritski! where'd you get that outfit? [Laughing] 657 00:41:47,585 --> 00:41:50,952 [Chattering, Indistinct] 658 00:41:51,956 --> 00:41:54,481 - what's up, man? - Normal. 659 00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:56,823 - Milkman, Louie. Louie, Milkman. - what's goin' on, Louie? 660 00:41:56,894 --> 00:41:58,828 - Hey. - Nice to meet you, man. 661 00:41:58,896 --> 00:42:00,830 - How ya doin'? - I'm all right. 662 00:42:00,898 --> 00:42:03,264 How come they call you Milkman? 663 00:42:10,808 --> 00:42:14,835 - 'Cause I killed a milkman. - Ohh. 664 00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:19,272 Okay. Okay. 665 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:21,944 Okay, we're gonna be playin' three on three. Half court. 666 00:42:22,019 --> 00:42:24,988 Okay, winners take the ball out. Every time you make a shot... 667 00:42:25,056 --> 00:42:27,650 - you gotta go around, okay, they make a shot... - Marlon! Marlon! 668 00:42:27,725 --> 00:42:30,956 - I know how to play basketball, okay? - If something goes wrong... 669 00:42:31,028 --> 00:42:33,019 whatever, if you need help on defense... 670 00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:35,691 Look to me, look to the Milkman, and we'll throw in a block. 671 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:39,202 You're not gonna be humiliated. I don't need any help. Thank you very much. 672 00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:42,535 [Man] Check ball. Check ball, man, come on. 673 00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:47,943 - Shoot it! - Oh, shit! 674 00:42:48,012 --> 00:42:51,470 That's Rudy. You'll be guarding Rudy. 675 00:42:54,485 --> 00:42:56,953 - If I have to. - [Man] Take it out! 676 00:42:58,189 --> 00:43:00,157 - Your ass! - Did you let him lose this one? 677 00:43:00,224 --> 00:43:04,126 - No, baby, you know. - Let's go, baby. 678 00:43:06,697 --> 00:43:08,824 [Man] Shit! 679 00:43:14,505 --> 00:43:17,633 - who brung the hockey player? - [Laughing] 680 00:43:20,645 --> 00:43:23,136 Let's go. 681 00:43:24,215 --> 00:43:27,116 [Shouting, Indistinct] 682 00:43:27,184 --> 00:43:29,652 Milkman, over here! Over here! Me! 683 00:43:33,591 --> 00:43:35,923 [Marlon] Go, go! Shoot, shoot! 684 00:43:39,397 --> 00:43:41,524 Milkman, Milkman! 685 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,994 Marlon, Marlon! 686 00:43:55,546 --> 00:43:57,673 Yeah, Marlon! 687 00:43:57,748 --> 00:44:00,512 Louie, Louie! 688 00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,687 - Yeah! Louie! - Yeah, we got it! 689 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:15,263 Yes! Yes! Yes! we're kickin' their ass! we're kickin' their ass! 690 00:44:18,469 --> 00:44:21,495 [Tito] Come on, Kritski! 691 00:44:21,572 --> 00:44:23,563 [Marlon] Shoot, Louie! Shoot! 692 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:42,252 [Marlon] Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive! 693 00:44:56,307 --> 00:44:59,936 [Screaming] 694 00:45:00,011 --> 00:45:03,947 [Huge Crowd Cheering] 695 00:45:05,750 --> 00:45:08,319 [Laughing] 696 00:45:08,452 --> 00:45:12,149 - Yeah! - They can't stop y'all. They can't stop us. 697 00:45:13,424 --> 00:45:15,688 Hey! Look what happened! 698 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,593 - Look what happened! - [All Chattering] 699 00:45:18,662 --> 00:45:21,130 what happened? what happened? 700 00:45:22,933 --> 00:45:26,425 Come on, we won. So? Come on. Give you a chance to get even. 701 00:45:26,504 --> 00:45:28,938 - want a chance to get even? - No. 702 00:45:29,006 --> 00:45:31,304 - Don't want to play no more. we're leavin'. - One more game! 703 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:33,775 - If you're scared, say you're scared. - Come on! 704 00:45:33,844 --> 00:45:36,312 I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. we'll give you Milkman. 705 00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:39,713 - what did he do? - He didn't deliver! [Laughing] 706 00:45:39,784 --> 00:45:42,150 - I'm only kiddin'. Come on. - Okay, how 'bout another one? 707 00:45:42,219 --> 00:45:44,187 - Okay, yeah. One more game. - we gonna play another game? 708 00:45:44,255 --> 00:45:46,519 - Let's play for some money. How about that? - No! No. 709 00:45:46,590 --> 00:45:48,785 - we came here to play for fun, not for money. - what's the big deal? 710 00:45:48,859 --> 00:45:52,420 - Hey, it's fun to play for money. - what's the big deal over here? 711 00:45:52,496 --> 00:45:56,296 Excuse me, but I got no money. I gave you my rent money. 712 00:45:56,367 --> 00:45:59,427 Did you bring it? Did ya? Did ya? 713 00:45:59,503 --> 00:46:02,666 - Uh, how much are we talkin' about here? - Two hundred dollars. 714 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:07,143 - You think we should spend that much? - You already said it, didn't you? 715 00:46:07,211 --> 00:46:09,202 Two hundred! Okay! 716 00:46:22,226 --> 00:46:24,353 [Marlon] Louie! 717 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:33,158 - I don't know what's up, and I don't know what's happening. - [Milkman] Shoot! Shoot! 718 00:46:35,339 --> 00:46:37,830 [Marlon] Louie, come on. Pass the ball, Louie. 719 00:46:41,946 --> 00:46:44,938 - [Player] Boy, we're killing you guys. - [Imitating Sheep] 720 00:46:45,015 --> 00:46:50,817 [Louie Grunting] 721 00:46:52,723 --> 00:46:55,453 - [Train Roaring Down Track, Crossing Bell Ringing] - whoa! 722 00:46:55,526 --> 00:46:57,926 [Train Horn Blowing] 723 00:47:00,231 --> 00:47:02,893 Yes! [Laughing] 724 00:47:04,368 --> 00:47:07,496 - Aw, loser! Loser! [Laughing] - You see his face? 725 00:47:17,148 --> 00:47:21,175 Put a little Vicks. A little Vicks. It'll be good. 726 00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:24,221 Hey, you guys always play basketball and football at the same time? 727 00:47:24,288 --> 00:47:27,451 - Question is, where did you get that outfit? - Ah, shut up. 728 00:47:29,660 --> 00:47:33,061 I hate to bring this up, but I need the money. 729 00:47:33,130 --> 00:47:35,360 Yeah, I bet you hate to bring it up. 730 00:47:35,432 --> 00:47:37,491 I'll give it to them. 731 00:47:45,075 --> 00:47:47,043 Good game. Good game. 732 00:47:47,111 --> 00:47:49,705 Good game, Louie. 733 00:47:51,048 --> 00:47:53,949 - You get everything? - [Laughing Raucously] 734 00:47:54,018 --> 00:47:58,478 Yo, nice game, Kritski. Scrub. [Laughing] 735 00:47:58,556 --> 00:48:00,547 Hey, wait up! 736 00:48:14,071 --> 00:48:19,008 what the hell... Irene, what color was Louie's car? 737 00:48:19,076 --> 00:48:21,271 Son of a bitch! 738 00:48:22,913 --> 00:48:25,108 what the hell is this? 739 00:48:25,182 --> 00:48:27,446 what the hell is going on here? 740 00:48:27,518 --> 00:48:31,614 - what's with the new lights? - Hey! Sweetie! 741 00:48:31,689 --> 00:48:35,420 I can't believe it! I can't believe he's done this. 742 00:48:35,492 --> 00:48:37,551 They need lights in the middle of the day? 743 00:48:37,628 --> 00:48:40,563 - what wrong with him? Louie! - Here they are! Look! 744 00:48:40,631 --> 00:48:42,792 - Shit. - Louie! 745 00:48:42,866 --> 00:48:45,630 Over here. Come over here. 746 00:48:45,703 --> 00:48:49,230 Over here. I want to talk to you, Son. 747 00:48:49,306 --> 00:48:51,604 Didn't I tell you not to spend a penny? Hah? 748 00:48:51,675 --> 00:48:54,667 Did you fix those lights? Don't tell me you fixed the lights! 749 00:48:54,745 --> 00:48:57,179 - Did you put new wiring in there? - I had to. 750 00:48:57,248 --> 00:48:59,478 You had to! why? 751 00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:03,077 - I wanted to play my stereo. - well, now they can all play their stereos. 752 00:49:03,153 --> 00:49:06,088 Lights. I gave lights. It's just lights. 753 00:49:07,157 --> 00:49:09,182 Only lights? That's the inch! 754 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:13,094 Now they want the mile! You give them shit! 755 00:49:13,163 --> 00:49:16,621 That's what you give them! Shit! Shit! 756 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:20,295 [Gasping] what do you hang around these people for? 757 00:49:20,371 --> 00:49:23,397 - [Muttering] You. Listen. - what? 758 00:49:23,474 --> 00:49:27,934 You better get the upper hand around here, because this is gonna be home for a while. 759 00:49:28,012 --> 00:49:31,106 Your bail hearing took a dump. 760 00:49:31,181 --> 00:49:33,672 - Yeah. - what did the judge say? 761 00:49:33,751 --> 00:49:39,314 what did he say? He said, ��Eat shit and die, Mr. Kritski. " That's what he said. 762 00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:42,120 Don't worry, honey. Daddy never gives up. 763 00:49:42,192 --> 00:49:45,958 He'll get you outta here. Look! Look at the throw pillows. 764 00:49:46,030 --> 00:49:48,123 I thought they'd add color to your apartment. 765 00:49:48,198 --> 00:49:50,132 why don't I give it directly to the soul brothers? 766 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:53,829 That's what they're gonna do anyway. Here! There you are! 767 00:49:53,904 --> 00:49:57,067 It's all yours. Take it! Take it! 768 00:49:57,141 --> 00:50:00,633 - Get in the car, Irene. Irene, get in the f... - Oh, good-bye, sweetie. 769 00:50:00,711 --> 00:50:02,645 - Get in the car. - Tell me how the cushions look. 770 00:50:02,713 --> 00:50:06,046 - Get in the car! - I'm gettin' in. 771 00:50:06,116 --> 00:50:08,380 - Let's get outta here. Louie, I'll talk to you later. - All right. All right. 772 00:50:08,452 --> 00:50:11,512 what's the hurry? we just got here. 773 00:50:12,723 --> 00:50:17,558 Big Lou. when are you gonna get me outta here? 774 00:50:17,628 --> 00:50:20,791 As soon as Mom and I get back from the Bahamas. 775 00:50:21,832 --> 00:50:23,891 - The Bahamas? - [Engine Starting] 776 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:26,435 The Bahamas? 777 00:50:26,503 --> 00:50:28,494 The Bahamas? 778 00:50:28,572 --> 00:50:34,533 "[Discotheque] 779 00:50:38,816 --> 00:50:41,808 - ""[Continues] - [Crowd Laughing, Cheering] 780 00:51:10,381 --> 00:51:13,373 "[Muffled] 781 00:51:18,355 --> 00:51:21,756 [Pounding Sound] 782 00:51:32,569 --> 00:51:35,060 "[Continues] 783 00:52:01,498 --> 00:52:03,489 [Sighs] 784 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:53,906 [Coughing] 785 00:52:53,984 --> 00:52:59,547 [Continues Coughing] 786 00:53:28,919 --> 00:53:32,753 [Pounding] 787 00:53:32,823 --> 00:53:35,383 - ""[Stops] - [Crowd Falling Silent] 788 00:53:35,459 --> 00:53:38,428 You wanna keep it down? 789 00:53:38,495 --> 00:53:41,555 Huh? I mean, some people might wanna sleep, you know? 790 00:53:41,632 --> 00:53:45,124 "[Resumes] 791 00:53:50,541 --> 00:53:53,009 [Phone Ringing] 792 00:53:54,678 --> 00:53:57,078 - Hello? - Hello? Heather? 793 00:53:57,147 --> 00:53:59,138 - who's this? - Louie! 794 00:53:59,216 --> 00:54:02,743 - what do you want? - I want you to jump right in the cab and come over. 795 00:54:02,819 --> 00:54:05,879 I'm really tired. My feet are killing me from all the dancing. 796 00:54:05,956 --> 00:54:08,424 - I gotta go. - Shit! 797 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,326 [Glass Tinkling] 798 00:54:12,396 --> 00:54:14,864 This life stinks! 799 00:54:14,932 --> 00:54:16,923 [Tenant] And then you die! 800 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,197 - I'm doubling your rent, meathead! - Good! 801 00:54:20,270 --> 00:54:23,000 That makes two bad checks I have to write! 802 00:54:23,073 --> 00:54:25,064 [Screaming] 803 00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:27,702 "[Party, Loud] 804 00:54:29,613 --> 00:54:32,673 Lower that music down there! 805 00:54:34,585 --> 00:54:37,053 I'm warnin' you people! 806 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,645 This is the last... 807 00:54:53,370 --> 00:54:55,497 [Screaming In Spanish] 808 00:54:56,740 --> 00:54:59,607 English! English! Doesn't anybody talk English? 809 00:55:04,047 --> 00:55:08,211 It worked before you broke it! 810 00:55:08,285 --> 00:55:13,018 - Shut up! - [All Chattering In Spanish] 811 00:55:19,630 --> 00:55:22,224 Seventeen hundred dollars? 812 00:55:22,299 --> 00:55:25,234 Seventeen hundred dollars? what'd you do, use mahogany? 813 00:55:25,302 --> 00:55:27,566 Mr. Kritski, we didn't use nothin' new. 814 00:55:27,638 --> 00:55:31,768 we just patched it up like you said. Now, if you'd sign right there, please? 815 00:55:31,842 --> 00:55:35,209 Big Lou's right. I'll go broke fixin' things around here. 816 00:55:35,278 --> 00:55:37,644 Seventeen hundred dollars for a hole in the floor. 817 00:55:46,623 --> 00:55:51,617 [Hammering Continues] 818 00:55:52,796 --> 00:55:54,787 [Feet Stamping On Floor] 819 00:55:58,201 --> 00:56:00,192 Turn it off! 820 00:56:03,573 --> 00:56:08,169 [Hammering, Louder] 821 00:56:08,245 --> 00:56:13,740 Hey, Gilliam. Hey! No repairs unless authorized by me. You ever hear that? 822 00:56:13,817 --> 00:56:16,877 It's not a repair. It's more like a temporary blockade. 823 00:56:16,953 --> 00:56:20,047 - Blockade of what? - This place is infested with vermin... 824 00:56:20,123 --> 00:56:23,251 and thanks to you, we can now see where they're coming from. 825 00:56:23,326 --> 00:56:25,624 The rats will eventually chewthrough this... 826 00:56:25,696 --> 00:56:28,859 but it just might stop them for a night. 827 00:56:28,932 --> 00:56:33,096 I've been upstairs. I never saw one friggin' rat. Not one. 828 00:56:33,170 --> 00:56:37,436 Maybe they're avoiding your floor out of professional courtesy. 829 00:56:37,507 --> 00:56:40,874 - Hmm? - Anybody ever tell you you're a weirdo, Gilliam? 830 00:56:40,944 --> 00:56:43,071 Knock it off. 831 00:56:43,146 --> 00:56:47,549 - They will come. - Oooh! Go to bed, will ya? 832 00:56:47,617 --> 00:56:52,111 - [Footsteps On Stairs] - Rats. Come on. 833 00:56:52,189 --> 00:56:54,123 [Hammering] 834 00:57:29,359 --> 00:57:31,884 - [Large Animal Growling] - [Screaming] 835 00:57:31,962 --> 00:57:37,923 - [Growling Continues] - [Screaming Continues] 836 00:57:39,035 --> 00:57:41,526 [Screaming Fades] 837 00:57:54,951 --> 00:57:57,442 [Man] The whole building's probably infested, you know. 838 00:57:57,521 --> 00:58:00,456 Yeah? well, there's gotta be somethin' you can do... 839 00:58:00,524 --> 00:58:02,458 just to keep 'em outta here, you know what I mean? 840 00:58:02,526 --> 00:58:04,460 well, you could try training 'em. 841 00:58:04,528 --> 00:58:07,156 That's very funny, pal. Listen, you do whatever you gotta do. 842 00:58:07,230 --> 00:58:10,097 Do the whole building. Shoot 'em. Nuke 'em. Burn 'em. I don't care. 843 00:58:10,167 --> 00:58:12,897 Fine. I'll go start upstairs. 844 00:58:12,969 --> 00:58:16,200 This is very gratifying, Mr. Kritski. I never would have believed it. 845 00:58:16,273 --> 00:58:18,366 Miss Bensinger, Miss Bensinger. 846 00:58:18,441 --> 00:58:22,502 - You're just in time to see my agenda. - I beg your pardon? 847 00:58:22,579 --> 00:58:26,709 - Didn't you want to see my agenda? - Oh, of course. where is it? 848 00:58:27,784 --> 00:58:30,344 Right here. [Chuckling] 849 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:32,945 [Continues Chuckling] 850 00:58:33,023 --> 00:58:37,790 I think the judge was looking for something a little bit bigger, Mr. Kritski. 851 00:58:46,803 --> 00:58:52,139 - [Door Shuts] - women who are with me even once never get over it. 852 00:58:54,211 --> 00:58:56,304 I can't help it. 853 00:59:00,383 --> 00:59:04,877 She wants me, ba-a-aaad! 854 00:59:05,088 --> 00:59:07,556 - [Pounding On Door] - It's finally happened. The boiler's dead! 855 00:59:07,624 --> 00:59:11,583 - [Man] Stone fucking dead. - we're freezing our asses here! 856 00:59:11,661 --> 00:59:13,822 Now, come on and do something about it. 857 00:59:13,897 --> 00:59:18,732 - we'll break this door down if we have to. - All right. All right. 858 00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:21,703 Obviously, it's unusually cold in the building today... 859 00:59:21,771 --> 00:59:25,867 not necessarily due to a malfunction of our boiler. 860 00:59:25,942 --> 00:59:27,671 That piece of shit is totally gone. 861 00:59:27,744 --> 00:59:31,646 - You can't prove that. - Proof? My parakeet is frozen solid. 862 00:59:31,715 --> 00:59:34,115 I could crack walnuts with him. 863 00:59:34,184 --> 00:59:37,984 I called every heating contractor in the city. They're all booked solid. It's winter. 864 00:59:38,054 --> 00:59:40,852 what do you want me to do? Go out and kidnap one and drag him back here? 865 00:59:40,924 --> 00:59:42,789 - Yeah. - well, I'm not gonna do it. 866 00:59:42,859 --> 00:59:44,952 If I can tough it out, so can you people. 867 00:59:45,028 --> 00:59:46,859 How are we supposed to get warm in the meantime? 868 00:59:46,930 --> 00:59:49,797 Burn one of your kids. what do I care? 869 00:59:49,866 --> 00:59:52,130 - Hey! Get off of the door. - [Pounding On Door] 870 00:59:52,202 --> 00:59:55,797 [Tenants Chattering] 871 00:59:55,872 --> 00:59:58,500 Big Lou's right about those shitheads. 872 01:00:04,214 --> 01:00:08,241 - They wanna keep warm, why don't they dance? [Chuckles] - [Electric Motor whirring] 873 01:00:08,318 --> 01:00:11,810 - [Switch Clicks] - [whirring Continues] 874 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,267 [wind whistling] 875 01:00:33,176 --> 01:00:38,170 [Footsteps Departing] 876 01:00:38,248 --> 01:00:40,773 [Eleanor, Distant] You're no good, and I don't want you around here! 877 01:00:40,850 --> 01:00:43,284 [Man, Distant] Maybe you don't, But what about Tito? 878 01:00:43,353 --> 01:00:45,287 - Get outta here, Eddie! - I'm not leavin'! 879 01:00:45,355 --> 01:00:50,019 - I want you to take that bike and get outta here! - I can buy my boy a present! 880 01:00:50,093 --> 01:00:54,359 - Eddie, listen to me! Out! Get that out! - You're actin'crazy, Ma! 881 01:00:54,431 --> 01:00:57,798 - [Tito] Grandma! - Get out. I said, get out! 882 01:00:57,867 --> 01:00:59,801 - [Man] You don't know what you're saying. - Grandma! 883 01:00:59,869 --> 01:01:03,930 I know exactly what I'm saying. You're no good, and I don't want you around here. 884 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:07,135 - well, maybe you don't, but what about Tito? - I'll tell you about Tito. 885 01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:11,237 He's my grandson, and I don't want him to turn into a bum like you. 886 01:01:11,314 --> 01:01:13,248 I bought this bike with my own money. 887 01:01:13,316 --> 01:01:15,341 - Dirty money, Eddie. - I earned it. 888 01:01:15,418 --> 01:01:18,353 Yeah, you earned it. You earned it sellin' poison. Take this bike and get out. 889 01:01:18,421 --> 01:01:21,822 Just because you're mad at me, how come you gotta take it out on the boy? 890 01:01:21,891 --> 01:01:24,485 [Tito] Grandma, please! [whining] Come on. 891 01:01:24,561 --> 01:01:26,961 Eddie, take this bike and get outta here. 892 01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:29,521 No, Tito! 893 01:01:31,801 --> 01:01:36,135 Tito? Hey, Tito! wait up! 894 01:01:36,206 --> 01:01:38,538 Tito, wait up! 895 01:01:44,314 --> 01:01:50,082 - [Helicopter Passing] - [Siren, Distant] 896 01:01:50,153 --> 01:01:55,648 [Siren Continues, Fades] 897 01:01:57,594 --> 01:01:59,528 All right, Tito. what's the problem? 898 01:01:59,596 --> 01:02:02,759 - I'm pissed off, that's all. - what, the bike? 899 01:02:02,832 --> 01:02:05,027 I saw the bike. I can understand that. 900 01:02:05,101 --> 01:02:08,502 - Oh, yeah. Right. Like you know. - Yeah. I know. I mean, I can understand. 901 01:02:08,571 --> 01:02:13,008 Listen. Let me try to explain something to you. 902 01:02:13,076 --> 01:02:15,010 Your grandmother did the right thing. 903 01:02:15,078 --> 01:02:17,672 See, she couldn't let you keep that bike... 904 01:02:17,747 --> 01:02:20,511 'cause if she let you keep that bike, it's like saying... 905 01:02:20,583 --> 01:02:26,112 whatever your father did to get the money to buy the bike is okay. 906 01:02:26,189 --> 01:02:30,285 Understand? And, um, she can't do that, because... 907 01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:34,023 well, what your father does... he does bad things. 908 01:02:34,097 --> 01:02:37,726 - So do you. - I mean, it might look like that to... 909 01:02:37,801 --> 01:02:41,134 to you 'cause you're a little kid, but, um, I mean, uh... 910 01:02:41,204 --> 01:02:43,764 there's a big difference between your father and me. 911 01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,967 Yeah? what? 912 01:02:46,042 --> 01:02:49,102 well, for one thing, I don't make a livin' off other people's misery. 913 01:02:49,179 --> 01:02:51,739 - You don't? - No. I'm a businessman. 914 01:02:51,815 --> 01:02:54,909 - You're a slumlord. - I'm not a slumlord. 915 01:02:54,984 --> 01:02:56,975 Great. we'll order up some room service then. 916 01:02:57,053 --> 01:02:59,954 - All right, so maybe it ain't the Plaza. - It's a garbage dump. 917 01:03:00,023 --> 01:03:04,221 - why don't you get lost, huh, Tito? - [Eleanor] Tito, you up there? 918 01:03:04,294 --> 01:03:08,128 - Yeah, I'm up here. - well, you come down here and do your homework right now! 919 01:03:08,198 --> 01:03:10,860 I'm comin'. 920 01:03:10,934 --> 01:03:15,200 You know, if you think about it, we sorta have the same problem. 921 01:03:26,116 --> 01:03:31,748 You know, if you fixed this place up, you might actually make some people happy. 922 01:03:31,821 --> 01:03:35,757 Maybe even yourself. But your daddy wouldn't like that. 923 01:03:35,825 --> 01:03:38,589 And you're too chicken to take that risk. 924 01:03:38,661 --> 01:03:40,788 Aren't you, Kritski? 925 01:03:55,044 --> 01:03:57,535 [Footsteps On Stairs] 926 01:04:02,085 --> 01:04:04,019 [All Chattering] 927 01:04:04,087 --> 01:04:06,351 Thank you, Mr. Kritski. 928 01:04:06,422 --> 01:04:08,549 - Thank you. - Goode. Goode. 929 01:04:08,625 --> 01:04:11,526 All right! 930 01:04:11,594 --> 01:04:13,721 Here you go, Reverend. 931 01:04:13,796 --> 01:04:15,730 - Eleanor. - Give me one. 932 01:04:15,798 --> 01:04:17,959 Here they are. Get 'em while they're hot. 933 01:04:19,035 --> 01:04:22,129 Hey. Hey. what is this? 934 01:04:22,205 --> 01:04:25,299 - You're selling these to the tenants, right? - No, I'm not sellin' 'em. 935 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:28,367 - Tito, put that down. Leotha, take over. - 2E. 2E. 936 01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:35,117 I'm givin' every one of the tenants one of these. 937 01:04:35,185 --> 01:04:37,585 That's why I wanted you to come by and witness this. 938 01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:39,747 You know, you could pass the word on to Judge ��Stoneface. " 939 01:04:39,822 --> 01:04:41,756 well, the heaters are a good start... 940 01:04:41,824 --> 01:04:43,655 understanding that if you hadn't run the building... 941 01:04:43,726 --> 01:04:45,751 into the ground in the first place, this wouldn't even be necessary. 942 01:04:45,828 --> 01:04:47,762 I'm takin' care of the problem. That's what I'm supposed to do. 943 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,822 well, it's more of a gesture, not a solution. 944 01:04:50,900 --> 01:04:54,836 Look, I'm not lookin' for the medal of honor, okay? I just think it would be nice... 945 01:04:54,904 --> 01:04:57,202 if for once you could acknowledge I'm not a total jerk. 946 01:04:57,273 --> 01:05:00,436 - Is that hard? - well, you're not. 947 01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:04,879 - And it is nice. - It is, isn't it? 948 01:05:05,949 --> 01:05:08,417 All right. Let me finish. 949 01:05:08,484 --> 01:05:12,853 All right. Let's go. who's next? Get in line. You can't get two... 950 01:05:12,922 --> 01:05:15,516 - [Tires Squeal] - [Engine Stops] 951 01:05:15,592 --> 01:05:19,028 - wait a minute. wait a minute. - [Car Door Slams] 952 01:05:19,095 --> 01:05:23,225 Hey! Hey, get away from there! Put that stuff down. 953 01:05:23,299 --> 01:05:26,860 Put that stuff down, I said! Get the hell outta here. 954 01:05:26,936 --> 01:05:30,736 - what do you think you're doin'? - The boiler broke, so I had... [Muffled Grunt] 955 01:05:30,807 --> 01:05:33,640 what are you, an expert on boilers now? Huh? 956 01:05:33,710 --> 01:05:36,543 It's broken when a qualified technician says it is. 957 01:05:36,613 --> 01:05:39,810 - I'll send over a qualified technician. - But we're freezin' inside. 958 01:05:39,882 --> 01:05:44,546 ��we "? ��we"? How many times do I have to tell you? It's ��us and them. " 959 01:05:44,621 --> 01:05:48,990 You think I wouldn't find out about this? Y-You used the company credit card. 960 01:05:49,058 --> 01:05:54,496 They called for authorization! That crap belongs to me. I want it on the truck... now! 961 01:05:54,564 --> 01:05:58,933 Mr. Kritski, you're interfering with Mr. Kritski's compliance with a court order. 962 01:05:59,002 --> 01:06:01,994 I know what the court order says: ��within 120 days. " 963 01:06:02,071 --> 01:06:05,268 A lot can happen in 120 days... like spring. 964 01:06:05,341 --> 01:06:09,607 You don't need heat in spring, Counselor. 965 01:06:09,679 --> 01:06:11,670 Let me explain something to you, son. 966 01:06:11,748 --> 01:06:14,808 You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back to where it was. 967 01:06:14,884 --> 01:06:17,978 - I know. - You fix the plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. 968 01:06:18,054 --> 01:06:21,080 Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts. 969 01:06:21,157 --> 01:06:24,649 - [Sighs] - You fix one shitty toilet, I'll disown ya. 970 01:06:24,727 --> 01:06:27,992 One toilet, you're outta the will! 971 01:06:28,064 --> 01:06:32,797 - Gimme that, Buckwheat. - who you callin' ��Buckwheat, " you fat fuck? 972 01:06:32,869 --> 01:06:35,963 [Tenants Laughing] 973 01:06:36,039 --> 01:06:39,702 - You little shit, you... - Come on, Pop. Let him have it. 974 01:06:39,776 --> 01:06:41,710 - It's mine. - It's his. 975 01:06:41,778 --> 01:06:45,646 - I paid for them. - I'll pay for everything then, okay? 976 01:06:45,715 --> 01:06:48,275 I'll pay for it. I'm gonna put in a new boiler too. 977 01:06:48,351 --> 01:06:52,048 If you can't get your guy to come down here and do it, then I'll find somebody to put it in. 978 01:06:52,121 --> 01:06:54,453 Can't you just let me handle this myself? 979 01:06:54,524 --> 01:06:58,153 Let me... Let me do this, huh? Please, Pop. Go home. 980 01:06:58,227 --> 01:07:00,320 They brainwashed you, like Patty Hearst. 981 01:07:00,396 --> 01:07:02,830 what's next? You gonna bring 'em to Disney world? 982 01:07:02,899 --> 01:07:07,063 - Pop... - Don't call me Pop. I don't recognize you anymore. 983 01:07:07,136 --> 01:07:09,798 You're not my son! 984 01:07:09,872 --> 01:07:12,864 You're breakin' my heart. 985 01:07:17,246 --> 01:07:20,579 [woman] Good for you, Louie. 986 01:07:20,650 --> 01:07:23,813 [Engine Starts, Runs] 987 01:07:28,591 --> 01:07:32,152 - Come on. You gotta carry these things if you want 'em. - [All Chattering] 988 01:07:32,228 --> 01:07:36,221 - [Chatter Continues] - [Leotha] wait, wait, wait. Careful there, now. 989 01:07:37,300 --> 01:07:39,427 Hey, thanks. This is fresh. 990 01:07:39,502 --> 01:07:42,994 I know that must have been a hard thing for you to do. 991 01:07:45,274 --> 01:07:48,368 You wanna come up to my apartment and keep me warm? 992 01:07:48,444 --> 01:07:52,710 Nothin' weird. First time, you know? Man on top? 993 01:07:52,782 --> 01:07:56,775 You don't need me. I think you're hot enough for the both of us. 994 01:08:00,690 --> 01:08:04,251 [Quietly] Yeah. Louie, I knew it. [Indistinct] 995 01:08:04,460 --> 01:08:10,296 "[Hip-Hop, Muffled] 996 01:08:16,005 --> 01:08:18,496 "[Continues] 997 01:08:25,047 --> 01:08:27,038 "[Louder] 998 01:08:32,822 --> 01:08:36,883 "[Muffled] 999 01:08:43,166 --> 01:08:47,102 [Bottles Rattling] 1000 01:09:11,661 --> 01:09:14,061 [Knocking] 1001 01:09:14,130 --> 01:09:16,291 - Yeah. who is it? - It's Marlon! 1002 01:09:16,365 --> 01:09:19,357 well, what do ya want? You got a key. Come in. 1003 01:09:21,971 --> 01:09:26,874 - " [Continues, Louder] - In case you haven't heard, there's a party goin' on! 1004 01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:29,605 - Huh? - I said, there's a party goin' on! 1005 01:09:29,679 --> 01:09:33,376 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I hear... well, I hear music but I didn't know. 1006 01:09:33,449 --> 01:09:38,113 I think you should come, otherwise you're gonna look like an anti-social or something. 1007 01:09:38,187 --> 01:09:41,179 I'm in the middle of this puzzle. I love to do these, you know? Man, l... 1008 01:09:41,257 --> 01:09:44,556 I have a couple of other things that I have to do. I'm busy, you know? 1009 01:09:44,627 --> 01:09:47,494 So, uh, maybe later. I don't know. 1010 01:09:47,563 --> 01:09:53,331 I'm not... You know, I don't like dancin' and stuff, so maybe later. Thanks. 1011 01:09:53,402 --> 01:09:55,771 Okay. 1012 01:09:55,905 --> 01:09:58,135 "[Quieter] 1013 01:10:05,081 --> 01:10:08,073 "[Loud] 1014 01:10:13,422 --> 01:10:16,550 - ""[Continues] - [Crowd Laughing, Cheering] 1015 01:10:55,064 --> 01:10:58,090 [Dialing] 1016 01:11:00,770 --> 01:11:02,704 [Telephone Rings] 1017 01:11:02,772 --> 01:11:04,706 - " [Hip-Hop, On Telephone] - Hello? 1018 01:11:04,774 --> 01:11:07,607 - Yo, Bensinger. - Kritski? 1019 01:11:07,677 --> 01:11:10,373 Yeah. I just thought I'd call you. See how you're makin' out. 1020 01:11:10,446 --> 01:11:14,712 - where are you? I'm... I'm having a hard time hearing you. - I'm at a party. 1021 01:11:14,784 --> 01:11:18,220 It's with some of the brothers. You know, gettin' down with our nasty selves. 1022 01:11:18,287 --> 01:11:20,221 - Did I hear you say ��a party"? - Yeah. 1023 01:11:20,289 --> 01:11:23,156 Mr. Kritski, you know you're not supposed to leave the building. 1024 01:11:23,225 --> 01:11:25,159 - " [Continues] - who left the building? what are you talkin' about? 1025 01:11:25,227 --> 01:11:27,821 - I'm downstairs with some of my neighbors. - Really? 1026 01:11:27,897 --> 01:11:32,391 - Yeah. - well, that's very uplifting, Mr. Kritski. 1027 01:11:32,468 --> 01:11:35,767 Does this mean you finally realized you have to bring the building up to code? 1028 01:11:35,838 --> 01:11:38,864 well, yeah, you know, I mean, this is how things start, right? 1029 01:11:38,941 --> 01:11:41,967 First nail, first toggle bolt... 1030 01:11:42,044 --> 01:11:43,978 first... [Clears Throat] Screw? 1031 01:11:44,046 --> 01:11:47,880 - Most things. - Yeah. Look, Miss Bensinger, I don't wanna promise you... 1032 01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:52,751 any miracles or anything, but I had some great ideas, you know, and, um... 1033 01:11:52,822 --> 01:11:56,986 I thought maybe you would, uh, like to come over and, uh, check 'em out. 1034 01:11:57,059 --> 01:12:00,119 Kritski, are you asking me to come over to your place? 1035 01:12:00,196 --> 01:12:02,926 well, yeah. You're supposed to check up on me anyway, right? 1036 01:12:02,999 --> 01:12:07,163 If you want me to come over and see you, why don't you just... ask me? 1037 01:12:07,236 --> 01:12:11,297 - All right. Come on over and see me. - I can't do it. 1038 01:12:11,374 --> 01:12:15,538 I was in court all day. I didn't even make it into the office. I'm beat. 1039 01:12:15,611 --> 01:12:19,377 - All right. I'll call you another time. Good night. - Bye, Louie. 1040 01:12:21,751 --> 01:12:23,981 ��Louie"? [Chuckling] ��Louie"? 1041 01:12:24,053 --> 01:12:26,146 [Chuckling] 1042 01:12:26,222 --> 01:12:29,157 ��Louie. " 1043 01:12:29,225 --> 01:12:31,853 watch out! Here I come! 1044 01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:34,452 [Yelling] 1045 01:12:34,530 --> 01:12:36,760 Lou is comin' back! 1046 01:12:39,935 --> 01:12:45,896 [Others] Lou! Lou! Lou! Lou! 1047 01:12:55,151 --> 01:12:57,642 [Knocking, Distant] 1048 01:12:58,821 --> 01:13:00,755 [Knocking, Louder] 1049 01:13:02,124 --> 01:13:06,891 - [Knocking Continues] - [Big Lou] Louie! 1050 01:13:06,962 --> 01:13:09,897 - Louie, goddamn it. what the... - [Rattling] 1051 01:13:09,965 --> 01:13:13,628 - Pop? - Louie! 1052 01:13:13,703 --> 01:13:18,402 - Pop? - It's me. 1053 01:13:18,474 --> 01:13:20,408 - [Rattling] - Louie! - [Groans] 1054 01:13:20,476 --> 01:13:22,501 Come on, will ya? 1055 01:13:22,578 --> 01:13:24,512 - You all right? - Yeah, yeah. what's the matter? 1056 01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:27,947 No, nothin'. Nothin'. No, I'm fine. Look. 1057 01:13:28,017 --> 01:13:31,976 - I got good news for you. You're out on bail. - You kidding? 1058 01:13:32,054 --> 01:13:34,852 No, I'm not kidding. Come on. Pack up all of your stuff and let's get out of here. 1059 01:13:34,924 --> 01:13:36,858 - Come on. Let's go. - This is great. 1060 01:13:36,926 --> 01:13:40,521 well, don't stand there like a statue. You're home. Let's go. Come on. 1061 01:13:40,596 --> 01:13:43,030 - You wanna wait here? - Are you kiddin'? No. Hurry up. 1062 01:13:43,099 --> 01:13:45,260 - All right. I'll be right down. - I'll wait for you downstairs. 1063 01:13:45,334 --> 01:13:48,861 - Hurry up, Louie. will ya? - [Faucet Handle Squeaks] 1064 01:13:48,938 --> 01:13:53,272 - [water Splashing] - Ugh! Shit! Oh, boy. [Shuddering] 1065 01:14:04,220 --> 01:14:07,053 well, well, well. 1066 01:14:07,123 --> 01:14:10,388 And where is the Prince of whiteness sneaking off to? 1067 01:14:10,459 --> 01:14:13,121 - I'm outta here, Leotha. - what? 1068 01:14:13,195 --> 01:14:17,894 That's it. I'm sprung. I'm goin' back to civilization. I'm goin' home. 1069 01:14:17,967 --> 01:14:20,629 Oh. 1070 01:14:20,703 --> 01:14:22,933 Huh. 1071 01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:30,175 - Hey! Leotha! - Yeah? 1072 01:14:30,246 --> 01:14:35,081 - Check this out. - [Laughing] 1073 01:14:38,721 --> 01:14:40,655 James Brown, move over. 1074 01:14:40,723 --> 01:14:45,126 - [Laughing] - [Laughing] 1075 01:14:47,229 --> 01:14:50,426 - Hey. Do me a favor. - Yeah? 1076 01:14:50,499 --> 01:14:54,265 Tell the kid I said good-bye. 1077 01:14:54,336 --> 01:14:58,466 Okay. I will. 1078 01:14:58,541 --> 01:15:00,771 Louie. Come on. Hurry. 1079 01:15:00,843 --> 01:15:03,971 Let's get outta here. Let's go. 1080 01:15:04,046 --> 01:15:06,879 - what are we, in a race? - I don't wanna be around this dump longer than I have to. 1081 01:15:06,949 --> 01:15:08,883 Come on. Throw that in. 1082 01:15:08,951 --> 01:15:11,943 Get in the car. Come on. Get in the car. 1083 01:15:23,866 --> 01:15:27,393 - who'd you bribe today? - I didn't bribe anybody today. 1084 01:15:27,469 --> 01:15:30,495 - I went to see the Bensinger woman. - You went to see Naomi? 1085 01:15:30,573 --> 01:15:33,201 I told her, ��You take on Big Lou, you're in trouble. " She got the message. 1086 01:15:33,275 --> 01:15:35,641 - You went to the office? - [Engine Starts] - Yeah. 1087 01:15:35,711 --> 01:15:37,702 - Today? - Yeah. 1088 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,350 - [Tires Screech] - [Lou] what are you doin'? 1089 01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:44,716 - Get your foot off the brake. - All right, what's goin' on? 1090 01:15:44,787 --> 01:15:46,721 - what do you mean? what are you doin'? - what's goin' on? 1091 01:15:46,789 --> 01:15:49,553 - Naomi wasn't at her office all day. - Look, you're not involved. 1092 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:51,820 It's just the roof. It's not gonna be a big fire. 1093 01:15:51,894 --> 01:15:53,953 - Jesus, Pop. A fire? - Louie... 1094 01:15:54,029 --> 01:15:57,897 - Oh, there's people in there. - Louie, come on. It doesn't take much to condemn a building. 1095 01:15:57,967 --> 01:15:59,901 - Louie! Come back! - [Louie] what's wrong with you? 1096 01:15:59,969 --> 01:16:02,597 Louie! It would just be the roof. 1097 01:16:02,671 --> 01:16:08,405 The city'll close the building, and you can come home! Louie! 1098 01:16:08,477 --> 01:16:10,536 - [Tires Screech] - Louie, listen to me. 1099 01:16:10,613 --> 01:16:14,549 - [Engine Stops] - Louie, come back here. Louie! Come here. 1100 01:16:14,617 --> 01:16:16,983 Louie! Louie, don't go in there! 1101 01:16:17,052 --> 01:16:20,510 Louie, I didn't know what to do! Come back here! 1102 01:16:25,594 --> 01:16:28,028 Louie. Louie, listen to me. 1103 01:16:28,097 --> 01:16:30,031 Louie, don't run away. 1104 01:16:30,099 --> 01:16:33,591 Hey, listen to me. Louie, come here, will ya? 1105 01:16:33,669 --> 01:16:35,603 Louie! Louie! 1106 01:16:39,074 --> 01:16:41,565 Hey! Put that shit down. 1107 01:16:43,078 --> 01:16:45,308 - Put it down. - Fuck you. 1108 01:16:45,381 --> 01:16:47,815 - No, fuck you. There's not gonna be a fire. - You must be Junior. 1109 01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:50,977 well, Junior, your old man over there paid me a lot of money... 1110 01:16:51,053 --> 01:16:53,988 to light this place up, and that's what I'm gonna do. 1111 01:16:54,056 --> 01:16:56,957 No. Nobody's burnin' my building. You understand? 1112 01:16:57,026 --> 01:17:00,723 You understand? Nobody's gonna burn my building. I'm not an arsonist and neither are you. 1113 01:17:00,796 --> 01:17:05,256 - You, get off my roof before there's trouble. - There's already trouble. 1114 01:17:05,334 --> 01:17:07,962 - I'll throw you right the fuck off this roof. - Yeah? You and who else? 1115 01:17:08,037 --> 01:17:09,971 [Marlon] Me. 1116 01:17:10,039 --> 01:17:12,269 Me too. 1117 01:17:12,341 --> 01:17:15,401 Me too, shithead. 1118 01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:17,570 [Footsteps Approaching] 1119 01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:26,854 what do you wanna do? 1120 01:17:29,291 --> 01:17:31,521 I already got my money. 1121 01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:35,690 And I'm keeping it. 1122 01:17:43,505 --> 01:17:45,996 You don't understand. 1123 01:17:46,075 --> 01:17:48,600 I got scared. 1124 01:17:48,677 --> 01:17:52,204 - I didn't wanna lose you to these... - ��These. " These what? 1125 01:17:52,281 --> 01:17:56,877 They're people. Go ahead. Look at them. Human beings, not animals, Pop. 1126 01:17:56,952 --> 01:18:00,718 You don't burn somebody outta their home just because everything's not goin' your way. 1127 01:18:00,789 --> 01:18:03,053 You gave me this building. It's mine. Remember? 1128 01:18:03,125 --> 01:18:05,320 I'm gonna run it the way I think it should be run. 1129 01:18:25,547 --> 01:18:27,481 Shit. 1130 01:18:28,550 --> 01:18:31,542 Pop. Pop, wait. 1131 01:18:34,289 --> 01:18:36,519 - Pop, wait. - Outta here. 1132 01:18:36,592 --> 01:18:38,583 wait, Pop. 1133 01:18:39,695 --> 01:18:42,095 Pop, wait. wait, wait. wait. 1134 01:18:42,164 --> 01:18:44,359 Just wait. 1135 01:18:44,433 --> 01:18:48,494 You can't do that. Don't you understand? Huh? 1136 01:18:48,570 --> 01:18:52,006 Don't you understand? There's kids up there. 1137 01:18:52,074 --> 01:18:55,339 People live here. I mean, anything could happen. Those things get out of control. 1138 01:18:55,411 --> 01:18:57,709 I don't want my father to do that. 1139 01:18:57,780 --> 01:19:00,408 I didn't mean to embarrass you upstairs, but I didn't know what to do. 1140 01:19:00,482 --> 01:19:02,916 what do you expect me to do? 1141 01:19:02,985 --> 01:19:04,919 You just don't stop. 1142 01:19:26,708 --> 01:19:28,699 Louie. 1143 01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:40,711 [Sighs] 1144 01:19:43,992 --> 01:19:45,983 [Patting Back] 1145 01:19:49,832 --> 01:19:51,766 If you need me... 1146 01:19:54,903 --> 01:19:56,894 Thanks, Pop. 1147 01:20:06,548 --> 01:20:08,948 [Engine Starts, Runs] 1148 01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:28,330 Feels good, don't it? 1149 01:20:28,403 --> 01:20:30,337 what? 1150 01:20:31,406 --> 01:20:33,897 Bein' your own man? 1151 01:20:39,515 --> 01:20:42,177 [Chuckles] Let's go. 1152 01:20:42,251 --> 01:20:44,742 we go a lotta things to do up there. 1153 01:20:51,793 --> 01:20:55,524 [woman #1] would you believe I actually had to turn the heat down last night? 1154 01:20:55,597 --> 01:20:58,896 [woman #2] Mm. This place hasn't been painted since I moved in. 1155 01:20:58,967 --> 01:21:02,266 The little son-of-a-gun actually painted the hallway. 1156 01:21:02,337 --> 01:21:04,601 [woman #3] Fresh paint, new curtains? I can't believe it. 1157 01:21:04,673 --> 01:21:06,641 [woman #4] Yeah, my oven's workin' 1158 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:11,145 [Chuckles] Oh, girl, my cousin's movin' in next week. 1159 01:21:11,213 --> 01:21:13,408 Hey, look at this, man. 1160 01:21:13,482 --> 01:21:17,748 - They all came to say good-bye. - Yeah, Marlon. I'm sure it's breakin' their hearts. 1161 01:21:17,819 --> 01:21:21,380 - Hey, Tito, off that bike. - Hey, don't worry, Kritski. 1162 01:21:21,456 --> 01:21:24,448 I'm not gonna tell anybody you bought me the bike. 1163 01:21:26,228 --> 01:21:30,221 Hey, look. How nice. You all got together. You should do this every month. 1164 01:21:30,299 --> 01:21:32,199 This way, I can get my rent all at once. 1165 01:21:32,267 --> 01:21:34,861 we all just wanna make sure you're leavin'. 1166 01:21:34,937 --> 01:21:36,871 I have just one thing to say... 1167 01:21:36,939 --> 01:21:40,102 I wanna say one thing too. Let's just keep it short and sweet. Good-bye. 1168 01:21:40,175 --> 01:21:43,076 - My sink is broken. - It's not my problem anymore. 1169 01:21:43,145 --> 01:21:48,947 - You have to give those problems to your new super. - [Tenants] Ohh. Marlon. Hey. 1170 01:21:49,017 --> 01:21:51,212 - [Man] All right. - All right. Come on. I gotta go. 1171 01:21:51,286 --> 01:21:53,277 [Tenants Chattering] 1172 01:21:53,355 --> 01:21:56,347 [Chattering Continues, Stops] 1173 01:21:56,425 --> 01:22:01,294 I don't fuckin' believe it. My car! Marlon, you shouldn't have. 1174 01:22:01,363 --> 01:22:04,355 - [Others Chatter] - I can't believe it. It's a miracle. 1175 01:22:04,433 --> 01:22:07,425 where'd you get all the original parts and everything? 1176 01:22:07,502 --> 01:22:09,868 well, I guess, when you put your mind into something... 1177 01:22:09,938 --> 01:22:13,135 I mean, you know, everybody's been so nice... give me my car back... 1178 01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:16,075 I'm almost sad to leave. 1179 01:22:16,144 --> 01:22:18,203 [Chattering] 1180 01:22:18,280 --> 01:22:24,150 - Anyway, uh, thanks. - [Tenants Shouting, Chattering] 1181 01:22:25,587 --> 01:22:29,717 [Engine Starts, Revs] 1182 01:22:29,791 --> 01:22:31,725 [Tires Squealing] 1183 01:22:35,764 --> 01:22:37,994 Marlon! 1184 01:22:38,066 --> 01:22:40,000 Marlon! 1185 01:22:40,068 --> 01:22:42,400 - [Man #1] Oh, shit. - [Man #2] Mm-mm. 1186 01:22:43,739 --> 01:22:46,708 - who the hell took my car? - " [Hip-Hop] 1187 01:22:46,775 --> 01:22:49,266 "[Continues] 1188 01:25:51,359 --> 01:25:53,859 "[Ends] 101406