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Excuse me?
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Oh, that's right.
The moment a woman turns 30,
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they throw a cloak
of invisibility over her.
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Trust me, there's not
a man on this earth
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who would find you invisible.
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Well, aren't you a sweetheart?
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Mm.
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I'll have a vodka gimlet and...
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Shirley Temple.
Make that a double.
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You got it.
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Gillian Kayhill.
Nice to meet you.
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Emerson Lake-Palmer.
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Don't I know you from somewhere,
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Mrs. Kayhill?
It's Miss.
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And I'm sure I'd recall meeting
such a handsome young man,
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unless I ran through
one of your dreams?
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Oh.
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Nuts?
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I'm afraid I'm allergic.
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But you go right ahead.
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Open up.
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Oh!
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Here's to new friends.
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Why don't we order another round
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and I'll show you how
many times 26 goes into 50?
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So, it only goes in once,
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then you're left with 24
as the remainder.
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So then you have 24 over 26,
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which reduces to 12 over 13.
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And 13 can't be reduced
'cause it's prime.
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Exactly.
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Now, why don't we do something
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about that lump in your pocket?
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There's just no good place
to keep it.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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That's better.
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Mmm!
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Something's trying to get
out of your pants.
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Oh.
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My cock.
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Oh.
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Time to wake up, sleepyhead.
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Sleepyhead?
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Sleepyhead?!
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Sleepyhead!
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As discussed, our docket is free
for the next two weeks,
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so I'm sending the entire team
for some much needed R and R.
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I myself will be heading
into the Himalaya,
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where my parasite has family.
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See you in two weeks.
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No one's going anywhere.
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There's a major breaking
scandal in the U.S. Government.
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I need the S.D.F.
to deal with it immediately.
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Is there any way it could wait,
Mr. Vice President?
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The team's exhausted,
and I don't know how
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this figures into it,
but I don't want to.
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The only thing that
can wait is not this.
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It's fine.
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We'll take down whoever's
responsible, lock 'em up,
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and then we'll go on our break.
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Who said anything about
taking anyone down?
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I need you to cover it up.
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Bury it, smother it,
sweep it so deep under the rug
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you don't find it till you move.
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I didn't realize we were
in the business
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of covering up scandals.
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You're in the business
of whatever business
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I say you're in.
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Now, this is the situation.
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A member of the Cabinet has had
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an extra-marital affair
with a young member
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of my staff.
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Long story short, dead.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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We're all trained killers here.
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I killed a guy today.
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Now, we're mopping up after
a booty call gone wrong?
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He's not telling us everything.
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Look at his body language.
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She was a friend, okay?
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Gillian Kayhill.
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Secretary of the Interior
Gillian Kayhill?
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She's a good woman
that made a mistake.
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That explanation should be
enough to satisfy everyone.
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Sir, I really must...
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I know you really must, Tribeca,
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but we serve at the pleasure
of the Vice President.
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And I find this
extremely pleasurable.
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Now, make this go away,
or I'll make you go away.
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Now, this is a case...
Wait, wait, wait.
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You had an absolutely sick
ending line.
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I would leave it there.
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Mm-hmm.
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Room service!
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Over there is fine.
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Rule number one...
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Don't open this door
for anybody.
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Thank God you're here.
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I've been going out of my mind.
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Pritikin...
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Gillian.
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It's good to see you.
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The years have been kind to you.
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I'm dying.
You'd never know.
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We're gonna take care of this.
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But first things first...
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I need you to tell me
what happened.
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Everything.
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Omit no details.
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I got downstairs
to the bar at 6:45...
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All right, all right!
I got it!
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Ms. Kayhill, do you make
a habit of picking up young men?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Ms. Kayhill, do you make
a habit of lying
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- about your habits?
- No.
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All right, yes.
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I love young men.
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I've tried everything to quit,
even the patch.
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All right,
here's what's gonna happen...
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A.J. and Scholls,
get rid of the body.
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Charo and Hoffman,
scrub the scene.
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Tribeca, question
our involvement.
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Sir, I really have
to interject here.
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We're just helping some lady
cover up a murder?
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Who even knows if she's someone
we should be protecting?
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I'm sitting this one out.
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I don't know
if she deserves our protection,
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but I do know this.
If we don't clean this up,
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someone very close to you
is gonna be compromised.
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Who?
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You?
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I'm afraid so.
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Didn't you ever wonder
how I became L.A.'s
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youngest lieutenant at age 25?
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Well, I just figured
you found a genie
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and never gave it
a second thought.
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The truth is I had torrid affair
with Ms. Kayhill.
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How torrid are we talking?
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Like, slightly ribald
or full-on scurrilous?
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She was the Mayor's
Chief of Staff
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with significant pull
within the administration.
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I was a young cop
writing parking tickets.
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She took me home from a bar
and made love to me
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in a way that was
both brutal and tender.
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Her orgasm sealed the
Lieutenant's bars on my collar.
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I only have 40 years left
on this earth,
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and all I want is to go out
with my reputation intact.
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Okay, sir.
Okay.
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All set here.
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No contusions, no lacerations...
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I'd say this is poison,
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but I won't really know anything
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until I cut him open.
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You might want to back up,
the young ones tend to spurt.
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Hang on, I have another idea.
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Before we figure out
what's in his stomach,
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why don't we figure out
what's in his head?
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Fine by me.
Wait.
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If we can determine
Emerson's state of mind
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at the time of the murder,
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it might point us
to who's responsible.
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Help me get him to the back.
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I really don't feel comfortable.
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Come on.
It's proven science.
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Now, you're Gillian Kayhill,
Secretary of the Interior.
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You've just sat down at the bar
next to a handsome man.
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Go.
Hello.
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I'm Gillian Kayhill.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs. Kayhill.
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Hi.
I'm Emerson Lake-Palmer.
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I work for Vice President Perry.
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You're a very sexy woman,
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did you know that?
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Thank you.
I do my best.
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I find the age difference
between us intoxicating.
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People tell me
I have a young soul.
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You're exquisite.
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Scholls? Scholls?
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Are you listening to me?
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He knew his killer!
I'm sure of it.
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And it definitely
wasn't Kayhill.
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Uh-huh.
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Makes sense.
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Can I help you?
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Hi. I'm gonna need you
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to remove all evidence
of Gillian Kayhill
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ever staying at this hotel.
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Excuse me, sir,
who did you say you were?
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Uh...
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The name's Backpack.
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Well, Mr. Pack,
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federal law requires that
we keep records of every guest.
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Come on, Mom, let's go.
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Oh, look at this.
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You recognize the person
in this video?
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Yeah, that's me
pocketing the petty cash!
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Oh.
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What was the name
you wanted erased?
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Yeah, that's me pouring shots
for a 9-year-old girl!
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Oh.
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No, I don't think I saw
Ms. Kayhill in here.
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Yeah,
it's the bartender pouring shots
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for a 9-year-old girl.
So what?
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Yeah, that's me.
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So, we're gonna need that tape.
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First I think
you should watch this.
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Oh.
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Okay, you got us,
but I don't think
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you counted on us having this.
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My high school production
of "The Music Man."
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"78 Trombones"?
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I had the flu.
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I missed the last week
of rehearsals!
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"Trouble with a capital M"?
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All right!
All right!
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Jesus, you guys are animals.
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How would you like to be
the secretary of my interior?
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I'm gonna open this particular
piece of land for drilling.
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Okay, we get it.
No, no, no, no, no,
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you have to see
what she does next.
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Drill, baby!
Drill!
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Okay.
Dude, I'm with my mom.
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Oh, son, they're
just making love.
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Well, this scandal is as erased
as it's gonna get.
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Anyone who saw Kayhill last
night has either been shut up,
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humiliated, or asked politely
not to mention it.
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So, if we can all live
with the unsolved murder
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of a promising young man,
we're good.
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Well, after I took a walk
around Emerson's psyche,
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Scholls decided to take
a look-see at his insides
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and I think you'll
be quite shocked
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at what she's discovered.
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Take a look at the nuts.
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Notice anything unusual?
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What's the discoloration?
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You're seeing the taint.
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Every nut in his stomach
was tainted
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with an arsenic-based poison.
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So, someone wanted Emerson dead.
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- Kayhill?
- I don't think so.
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Everything I've found
suggests that night
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was the first time
they'd ever met.
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So, somebody wants Emerson dead
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and they want Kayhill
to go down for it.
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What did Emerson do again?
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Did he work for
Vice President Perry?
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He was his body man.
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Yeah, he was!
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The body man stays
by the Vice President's side
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at all times,
carries his personal effects
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as well as a phone that has a
direct line to the President.
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Well, if he's by his side
at all times,
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what's he doing at a hotel
bar alone at 6:00 P.M.?
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Chief, why don't you go
have a word with Perry
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and see what he's
gotta say about it?
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Chief?
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Chief?
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- We shouldn't be doing this.
- Oh, come on.
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We're consenting adults.
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Whose room is this again?
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00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,240
I have no idea.
263
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,450
But it's their fault
for leaving their door open.
264
00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:40,120
Oh!
It feels good to laugh again.
265
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,980
How long has it been?
266
00:11:41,990 --> 00:11:44,120
About 45 minutes
since the bellman
267
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,190
tripped over that
cocker spaniel.
268
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:52,660
You know what else
feels really good?
269
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:55,670
Gillian, I can't.
270
00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:57,870
You're a married woman.
271
00:11:57,870 --> 00:11:59,670
Didn't I tell you?
272
00:11:59,670 --> 00:12:00,870
He passed away.
273
00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:04,610
He's sitting right there.
274
00:12:04,610 --> 00:12:06,680
Gillian, the last thing you need
right now is another scandal.
275
00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:10,410
I mean, we only just got away
with cleaning up this last one.
276
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,620
Room service!
277
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:14,220
I gotta out of here.
278
00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,720
Gillian, no!
279
00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:18,890
Willie Dustice here
from the Evening News.
280
00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,220
Do you care to comment
on the video of you...
281
00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:23,830
No comment!
282
00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:25,560
Sherry Netherlands from
the Morning Gazette.
283
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,600
Any comment on the video?
284
00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,630
Jeromy Gride, Midday Sun.
285
00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:34,570
Will you go on record
about the video?
286
00:12:34,570 --> 00:12:36,400
What the hell is this video?
287
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:38,510
I don't know,
but whatever it is,
288
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:40,310
we need to get rid of it.
289
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,650
And there's only one person
who can scrub a video
290
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,720
from the entire Internet.
291
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,980
Let me call her.
292
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:48,920
No need.
293
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,800
Okay, I paid my gas bill.
294
00:13:07,810 --> 00:13:11,270
Now, let's see how far
that sex video has gotten.
295
00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,810
900 million search results.
296
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,410
- Oh, my God.
- I know. It's a good thing
297
00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:16,100
we got it before it really
got out there.
298
00:13:16,100 --> 00:13:18,880
Is there any way to just
scrub it from the net?
299
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:20,820
There is a way,
but you're not gonna like it.
300
00:13:20,820 --> 00:13:24,200
If it makes this thing go away,
I promise you I'll like it.
301
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,420
Okay.
302
00:13:25,420 --> 00:13:28,220
You press control,
shift, alt, delete.
303
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:32,160
That resets the entire Internet.
304
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,500
Wait a minute,
where are my contacts?
305
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,570
Oh, my God!
306
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,440
Uh, I lost all my bookmarks!
307
00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:41,570
I can't remember
my Netflix password!
308
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,400
I think I should tell you
all now that
309
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,580
I get a lot of my information
from Wikipedia.
310
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:48,780
It's gone!
It's all gone!
311
00:13:48,780 --> 00:13:50,180
That takes care
of everything online,
312
00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,720
but I can't do anything
about the reporters
313
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,520
who already have
their teeth in the story.
314
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,120
I want dirt on every
single reporter
315
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,520
who's been sniffing around.
316
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,190
Dig up their dirty laundry
and wrap it around their necks.
317
00:13:58,190 --> 00:13:59,390
So, have you guys
already figured out
318
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:00,990
who killed Emerson Lake-Palmer?
319
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:02,930
I was able to determine that
the poison used on him
320
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,730
was a variety used by
the U.S. Intelligence Services.
321
00:14:05,730 --> 00:14:08,260
So, you're saying it
was a spy poison?
322
00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:09,330
This wasn't just some arsenic
323
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,330
from your grandma's
medicine cabinet.
324
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:12,600
This was the real deal.
325
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,800
I'm talking FBI, CIA,
326
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,340
and the hard to remember one.
327
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:18,940
Sir, I know that we're
supposed to just cover this up,
328
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:24,410
but my gut says
we should pursue this.
329
00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:26,620
A.J., Charo, put a lid
on the reporters.
330
00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:30,290
Tribeca, Duran, figure out
where this poison came from.
331
00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:31,290
Yes, sir.
332
00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:32,620
Scholls, you and Hoffman...
333
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,960
Actually, sir,
I have an appointment.
334
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,290
You have an appointment?
We're in the middle of...
335
00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,490
I'm getting my braces removed.
336
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:41,300
Oh!
Congrats.
337
00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:43,370
Did she always have...?
338
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,770
Well, that was Jeromy Gridefrom the Midday Sun
339
00:14:47,770 --> 00:14:50,310
with his big scoop. It's all
about Secretary Kayhill.
340
00:14:50,310 --> 00:14:52,840
Where are we going with this?
341
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,910
This guy's clean as a whistle.
I don't know.
342
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:57,510
Something about him
is really bothering me.
343
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,500
I just can't put
my finger on it.
344
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:02,990
I mean, he's eating the pudding
first, but who doesn't?
345
00:15:06,190 --> 00:15:07,860
So...
346
00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:09,530
like...
347
00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:12,000
what are we doing?
348
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,800
We're trying to find dirt
on this reporter.
349
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,800
Didn't we talk about this
like eight seconds ago?
350
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,670
No, I mean, you and me.
351
00:15:19,670 --> 00:15:21,270
Like, are we together?
352
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:25,480
Yes, we're together...
353
00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:29,350
here in this vent.
354
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,210
I feel like you're purposely
trying to not have
355
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,220
this conversation.
356
00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:33,680
What's your favorite food?
357
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:37,900
'Cause I really like
those little Sour Patch Kids.
358
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,290
You know what? Forget it.
359
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:41,360
No, A.J.?
Forget it.
360
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,760
A.J., come on.
361
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,360
How deep does this go?
362
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,160
Did the Vice President know
that his bodyguard
363
00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:50,300
was having an affair with...
Shut up!
364
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,440
Shut up!
365
00:15:55,310 --> 00:15:56,570
Tribeca,
this is Glen-Allen Mixon,
366
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,240
former director of the FBI.
367
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,910
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
368
00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:01,110
Why?
369
00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,510
Haven't you ever met anyone?
370
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:04,850
Director Mixon,
we have a situation...
371
00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:06,980
Elizabeth?
372
00:16:06,990 --> 00:16:08,500
No, sir, it's... it's me.
373
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,920
It's Diane Duran.
374
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,120
Oh, sorry.
375
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,860
I thought you were someone else.
376
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,130
Elizabeth?
377
00:16:16,130 --> 00:16:20,260
No, I'm Glen-Allen Mixon.
And you are?
378
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,670
I'm gonna interject here.
379
00:16:21,670 --> 00:16:23,800
I'm with the Special
Division Force.
380
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,270
Oh, that cockamamie
squad of losers
381
00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,740
put together
by the Vice President?
382
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,610
That's us.
383
00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:31,210
Sir, it's so good
to see you again.
384
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,810
I've always had such
tremendous respect
385
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:35,550
for your intelligence
and leadership.
386
00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:37,750
I see where this is going.
387
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,880
Hey, little boy, why don't you
go out and play some pinball?
388
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:43,890
You've probably heard about
the Gillian Kayhill affair.
389
00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:46,290
Which one?
390
00:16:46,290 --> 00:16:48,690
Seriously, which one?
391
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:51,290
The one where Emerson
Lake-Palmer ended up dead.
392
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,230
We think he was poisoned
with a substance
393
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,430
that's only available
to U.S. Intelligence.
394
00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:58,500
And you want me to tell you
who had access?
395
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:03,100
Breaking my oath to defend
and protect our Constitution?
396
00:17:04,180 --> 00:17:07,440
Come on, Glen-Allen.
397
00:17:07,450 --> 00:17:09,780
You always had
a soft spot for me.
398
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,520
I did, but the doctors
removed it.
399
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,720
Please?
400
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:19,860
Okay, if that's the way
you want to play it,
401
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,990
send your little brother
to the movies
402
00:17:21,990 --> 00:17:24,330
and let's get busy.
403
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,800
Oh!
That was wonderful!
404
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,270
I feel like I'm 90 again.
405
00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:36,410
You've been asleep
for two hours.
406
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,810
And I didn't even have
to go to the bathroom.
407
00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:42,100
Before you nodded off,
you made a call.
408
00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:45,150
Who got the poison from the FBI?
409
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:46,420
I can tell you,
410
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:50,500
but I don't think
you're gonna like it.
411
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,620
Oh, my God.
412
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,430
Oh, my God.
413
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:00,430
Oh, my God.
414
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,770
I never saw this coming.
415
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,970
I see people.
416
00:18:03,970 --> 00:18:05,770
They don't know they're dead.
417
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:06,770
I know, right?
418
00:18:06,770 --> 00:18:08,640
Now, who killed
Emerson Lake-Palmer?
419
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,570
I'm afraid it's a bit
surprising, sir.
420
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:13,180
You may wanna wait until
you finish taking a sip.
421
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,410
I'll be fine.
422
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,660
It has been the greatest
honor of my life
423
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:30,790
to serve as your Secretary
of the Interior.
424
00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,260
But the recent murder charges
against me
425
00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:36,730
will interfere with my ability
to sell off your park land
426
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,800
for oil drilling
and mineral exploration,
427
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:43,270
and that's not what
the American people deserve.
428
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:47,100
Therefore, I am resigning
the Interiorship
429
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:48,810
as of midnight tonight.
430
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:59,820
Remember, only you
can prevent forest fires.
431
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:08,360
The plan worked perfectly,
432
00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:11,640
and I couldn't have
done it without you.
433
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,770
With Kayhill out of
the way at Interior,
434
00:19:13,770 --> 00:19:17,710
the acquisition of the Midwest
can begin in earnest.
435
00:19:17,710 --> 00:19:19,240
By who?
436
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,450
Who's trying to take
over the Midwest?
437
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:25,250
I care about you too much
to tell you that.
438
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:28,650
You said if I pinned the murder
on Kayhill, we'd get married.
439
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:33,190
Oh, I care about you
way too much to do that.
440
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,590
And there's a much bigger game
441
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,390
that has to be seen
to its conclusion
442
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:39,130
before we can truly be together.
443
00:19:39,130 --> 00:19:41,000
I need more than that.
444
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,930
You have no idea how hard
this is for me.
445
00:19:42,930 --> 00:19:45,300
I'm enormously popular at work.
446
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:51,140
What I will promise you is that
when this is all over,
447
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:54,880
you're going to be First Lady
of a brand-new country.
448
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,780
What's the country?
Care too much.
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