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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,153 --> 00:00:03,671 Okay, I don't know that I will be that good 2 00:00:03,672 --> 00:00:04,872 at doing sex on the computer. 3 00:00:04,906 --> 00:00:06,473 No, you'll be fine. Look, Mindy, 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,609 this is all we've got when I'm over in Haiti, all right? 5 00:00:08,610 --> 00:00:09,977 I will not be able to last 6 00:00:09,978 --> 00:00:11,378 with that little picture on your business card. 7 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,764 - Just not gonna happen. - You got it. Show me what to do. 8 00:00:13,765 --> 00:00:15,082 You know that I will, girl. All right, 9 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,450 why don't you pop open that shirt 10 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:19,286 and show me them ca-ans! 11 00:00:19,321 --> 00:00:21,055 Stop the voice? Don't do the voice? 12 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,923 Well, cans? I'm sorry. 13 00:00:22,924 --> 00:00:25,092 Just, can I see your breasts... ma'am? 14 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:26,343 Babe, you know it. 15 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:27,928 I'm gonna just unbutton this, 16 00:00:27,979 --> 00:00:30,347 and you're gonna see both of my honkers 17 00:00:30,348 --> 00:00:31,432 in no time at all. 18 00:00:31,466 --> 00:00:32,933 Let the dogs out. 19 00:00:32,984 --> 00:00:34,652 Mmm, is that what you wanted? 20 00:00:34,686 --> 00:00:36,804 Babe, you like your boobs between an "A" and a "B"? 21 00:00:36,838 --> 00:00:38,922 Yeah, like, indecisive boobs are, like, 22 00:00:38,923 --> 00:00:40,441 my thing now, you know. 23 00:00:40,492 --> 00:00:42,776 Not quite a "B" cup, too big for an "A." 24 00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:44,011 A-a-a-a-a 25 00:00:44,012 --> 00:00:45,613 Trying to be a B, trying to be a B 26 00:00:45,614 --> 00:00:47,381 Trying to be a B 27 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:48,616 Oh, man, you froze. 28 00:00:48,667 --> 00:00:51,435 Casey? How do... Casey... 29 00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:53,087 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 30 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:54,455 Oh! This is not for you. 31 00:00:54,506 --> 00:00:56,140 No, no, no, no, look, I'm the only person 32 00:00:56,141 --> 00:00:57,424 in this business center at this hotel. 33 00:00:57,459 --> 00:00:58,459 Stop, stop, stop this. No one will know. 34 00:00:58,460 --> 00:00:59,593 Hey. 35 00:00:59,594 --> 00:01:02,079 Hey, babe, that was the most traumatizing thing 36 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,431 - that's ever happened to me in my entire life. - I know. I know. 37 00:01:04,466 --> 00:01:06,016 I can't have a relationship with my computer for a year. 38 00:01:06,051 --> 00:01:07,417 I won't do it. I know. 39 00:01:07,418 --> 00:01:08,469 Casey, I'm gonna miss you too much. 40 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,054 Who's going to yell at me 41 00:01:10,055 --> 00:01:11,889 when I leave my cell phone in the back of the cab? 42 00:01:11,890 --> 00:01:13,524 Or who's going to roll me over when I'm snoring 43 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:15,059 so I don't asphyxiate? Yeah. 44 00:01:15,060 --> 00:01:17,778 I don't know, I should just, like, go to Haiti with you. 45 00:01:17,779 --> 00:01:19,813 You should. You should come to Haiti with me. 46 00:01:19,864 --> 00:01:21,815 They need doctors. It's one year. 47 00:01:21,866 --> 00:01:24,267 - That's it. - Um, no. 48 00:01:24,268 --> 00:01:26,737 I mean, I-I can't. I can't actually do that. 49 00:01:26,738 --> 00:01:28,789 Oh, I'm sorry, that's right. You're too level-headed 50 00:01:28,790 --> 00:01:30,991 to make any kind of reckless romantic decision. 51 00:01:31,042 --> 00:01:32,710 I was just listening to my heart. 52 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:33,911 Hey, heart, can you stop talking 53 00:01:33,912 --> 00:01:35,996 and just keep pumping blood? That's your job. 54 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:37,614 You don't have to yell at your heart so much. 55 00:01:37,632 --> 00:01:41,118 No, he's so stupid. 56 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:43,454 Well... Why don't I go? 57 00:01:43,488 --> 00:01:44,672 - Yes. - Right? 58 00:01:44,723 --> 00:01:46,398 - Why don't you go? - I have money saved up. 59 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:47,424 You've got money saved up! 60 00:01:47,425 --> 00:01:48,676 It's just a year. One year. 61 00:01:48,677 --> 00:01:50,293 We care about each other a lot. 62 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:52,312 - We almost love each other. - We almost love each other. 63 00:01:52,347 --> 00:01:54,431 We've got the "L," the "O," the "V." 64 00:01:54,432 --> 00:01:56,817 Can I buy a vowel, babe? I should go. 65 00:01:56,851 --> 00:01:58,519 - You're going. You're going? - I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with you. 66 00:01:58,570 --> 00:02:00,537 - Yeah. - Oh, baby! 67 00:02:00,572 --> 00:02:02,022 (Morgan) Dr. L, I can hear but I can't see. 68 00:02:02,023 --> 00:02:03,490 I'd like to see, please. 69 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:08,495 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 70 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:12,166 (Mindy) Mrs. Haskell, we were so excited when Dr. Reed asked us 71 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,751 to assist in your delivery. 72 00:02:13,752 --> 00:02:16,670 In all of our careers, we have never delivered triplets. 73 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:18,472 Not what I would lead with. 74 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,708 (Jeremy) Now, this is going to be a rather unusual delivery, 75 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:22,325 so we do want to take extra precautions. 76 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:25,396 That's why we've decided to work together as a team, Carol... 77 00:02:25,397 --> 00:02:27,097 One physician assigned to each baby. 78 00:02:27,115 --> 00:02:29,717 But rest assured that I will do everything in my power 79 00:02:29,718 --> 00:02:31,702 to make sure that my triplet is the best. 80 00:02:31,736 --> 00:02:33,904 But I don't want one of them to be the best. 81 00:02:33,938 --> 00:02:35,022 Yes, of course. Well... 82 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:36,540 Mindy, I need you to stop. 83 00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:38,826 Danny, Christina's gonna love 84 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:39,910 that I took you shopping here. 85 00:02:39,944 --> 00:02:41,945 This place is like an insane asylum 86 00:02:41,946 --> 00:02:43,380 for adolescent girls. 87 00:02:43,415 --> 00:02:47,334 Now, let me ask you, is she more owl or field mouse? 88 00:02:47,385 --> 00:02:49,386 Huh? What is her essence? 89 00:02:49,421 --> 00:02:50,838 I don't know. I mean, I'm just... look, 90 00:02:50,839 --> 00:02:52,873 I'm trying to make her feel more comfortable, okay? 91 00:02:52,874 --> 00:02:54,508 I'm even taking her camping this weekend. 92 00:02:54,559 --> 00:02:56,143 You're going camping? Yeah. 93 00:02:56,144 --> 00:02:58,145 Mr. City Guy? No, I'm... I... 94 00:02:58,146 --> 00:02:59,563 "Get that deer away from me!" 95 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:02,149 - Okay, I love deer, and I love... - Oh, my God. 96 00:03:02,150 --> 00:03:03,190 What? Danny, this is eerie. 97 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,102 This is why I believe in mysticism. 98 00:03:05,136 --> 00:03:07,471 Christina and Danny. 99 00:03:07,489 --> 00:03:08,605 Of all the letters in the alphabet, 100 00:03:08,639 --> 00:03:10,474 they had these two right in front of me. 101 00:03:10,492 --> 00:03:12,409 - There's an "R" and an "M" right there. - Ehh! 102 00:03:12,410 --> 00:03:14,611 And if it doesn't work out... 103 00:03:14,612 --> 00:03:16,697 Danny Castellano. 104 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:18,365 I mean... Thank you. 105 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:19,683 Wait a minute, you don't think 106 00:03:19,684 --> 00:03:21,418 things are gonna work out? 107 00:03:21,419 --> 00:03:22,536 No, I'm not saying that. 108 00:03:22,587 --> 00:03:23,670 It's just, two months ago, 109 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,289 if anyone had even said the name "Christina," 110 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:27,040 you would shatter whatever object you were holding. 111 00:03:27,091 --> 00:03:29,293 I get it, it's sudden, okay? 112 00:03:29,294 --> 00:03:30,677 But you're about to move to a third-world country 113 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,879 with your boyfriend. 114 00:03:31,930 --> 00:03:33,764 Brad pitt and Angelina jolie do that, like, every week. 115 00:03:33,798 --> 00:03:36,383 You called 911 when a butterfly got into your apartment. 116 00:03:36,434 --> 00:03:38,385 I thought it was a colorful bat. 117 00:03:41,639 --> 00:03:43,106 Okay, I guess this by the owl pillow... 118 00:03:43,141 --> 00:03:45,275 Ahem! Ahem! Ahem! Oh, crap! 119 00:03:45,310 --> 00:03:46,443 "Mindy pool"? 120 00:03:46,478 --> 00:03:48,896 What is Mindy pool? 121 00:03:48,947 --> 00:03:51,482 I think they're betting on how long you'll last in Haiti. 122 00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:52,616 What? 123 00:03:52,650 --> 00:03:53,951 Tamra, one day? 124 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,903 A single day you thought I would last in Haiti? 125 00:03:55,954 --> 00:03:57,621 I was just price-is-righting it. 126 00:03:57,622 --> 00:03:59,823 That's how my cousin sheena won her jet-ski. 127 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,525 One time, she let me ride it in her driveway. 128 00:04:01,543 --> 00:04:04,161 That is enough. I would normally love that anecdote, 129 00:04:04,162 --> 00:04:06,914 - and now I hate it. - What happens when you're kidnapped? 130 00:04:06,915 --> 00:04:08,799 Okay, you would never make it as a sex slave. 131 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,050 You're too ticklish. 132 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:11,502 My God, look at this. 133 00:04:11,503 --> 00:04:13,003 - See? Ow. - [Laughs] Stop it! 134 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:14,588 I would be a fantastic sex slave. 135 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:16,473 You're too High-maintenance. 136 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:17,758 In Haiti, you're not gonna be able to have 137 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:20,093 your Jimmy Choos and your Wally Wongs and what have yous. 138 00:04:20,144 --> 00:04:21,878 You are underestimating me, my friend. 139 00:04:21,896 --> 00:04:23,180 I'm a lot tougher than you think, 140 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:24,765 - and I can make it in Haiti. - Okay. 141 00:04:24,816 --> 00:04:26,016 You still going camping with Christina? 142 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:27,601 Yes. Why? 143 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:29,069 A camping trip with no running water 144 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:31,405 or bathrooms or electricity. 145 00:04:31,406 --> 00:04:32,889 What are we ramping up to here? 146 00:04:32,890 --> 00:04:35,325 What we're ramping up to is that I'm coming camping with you. 147 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,027 You are not, 'cause you're not invited. 148 00:04:37,061 --> 00:04:39,246 - I am invited, and I'm going. - You're not. 149 00:04:39,247 --> 00:04:41,665 You can pick me and Casey up at 9:00. 150 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:44,835 10:00. 10:30. Please pick us up. 151 00:04:44,836 --> 00:04:47,170 I will email you my preferred breakfast sandwich. 152 00:04:47,171 --> 00:04:50,073 I will see you at 11:00! Okay. 153 00:04:50,091 --> 00:04:52,742 (Morgan) Okay, what happens if a voodoo priest 154 00:04:52,743 --> 00:04:53,910 casts a spell on you? 155 00:04:53,911 --> 00:04:56,380 - Have you even thought about that? - Morgan, that is racist. 156 00:04:56,381 --> 00:04:57,464 Voodoo's all make-believe. 157 00:04:57,515 --> 00:04:58,915 Actually, the cultural practice of voodoo 158 00:04:58,916 --> 00:05:00,050 is very real. 159 00:05:00,084 --> 00:05:02,219 History of voodoo. Are you kidding me? 160 00:05:02,253 --> 00:05:03,437 I am so the kind of person 161 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,355 that a gypsy gets a vendetta against. 162 00:05:05,390 --> 00:05:06,890 You know, Mindy, voodoo isn't just curses. 163 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:08,925 I mean, who knows, maybe Casey will be possessed 164 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:10,227 by a virility deity, 165 00:05:10,228 --> 00:05:11,862 and he'll give you the best sex of your life. 166 00:05:11,896 --> 00:05:14,147 Oh, yeah! 167 00:05:14,198 --> 00:05:15,232 Yeah, Christina! Okay... 168 00:05:15,266 --> 00:05:17,150 All right, stop. Stop! 169 00:05:17,201 --> 00:05:18,402 (Mindy) I'm not actually worried about anything 170 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,453 'cause, guys, I have 171 00:05:19,454 --> 00:05:20,704 my Haiti survival kit right here. 172 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:21,989 That looks like a bunch of shampoo. 173 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:23,540 I mean, there's other hair stuff in here too. 174 00:05:23,575 --> 00:05:24,875 I mean, honestly, I think you should just 175 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,410 cut your hair short, you know? 176 00:05:26,444 --> 00:05:28,378 What? For Haiti? 177 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,080 Yeah, I wouldn't do that if I was you. 178 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:31,948 I'm not gonna cut my hair short. Dudes hate that. 179 00:05:31,949 --> 00:05:32,966 What dudes? 180 00:05:33,001 --> 00:05:35,419 I'm the dude. I'm your dude. 181 00:05:35,453 --> 00:05:37,087 Whenever I'm in the field, I keep mine short. 182 00:05:37,088 --> 00:05:38,889 It's better for the heat, and people don't sexualize you. 183 00:05:38,923 --> 00:05:41,141 Uh, who doesn't want to be sexualized? 184 00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,342 Whoa! 185 00:05:42,393 --> 00:05:45,312 Oh, Danny, Danny! Relax, man! 186 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:48,015 Country roads 187 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,244 (Morgan) So as he lay in bed, 188 00:05:52,245 --> 00:05:53,779 the scratching got louder and louder. 189 00:05:53,813 --> 00:05:55,497 - Ow. Danny. - What? 190 00:05:55,498 --> 00:05:57,499 Stop digging your fingernails into my leg. 191 00:05:57,500 --> 00:05:59,534 I'm not digging my fingernails anywhere. 192 00:05:59,535 --> 00:06:02,487 I'm not... I'm not scared. I'm just, like... 193 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,988 I don't know, I love scary stories. 194 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:05,874 I like funny scary stories. 195 00:06:05,925 --> 00:06:07,125 So all of a sudden, he hears the knocks, 196 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:10,012 and he opens the door, expecting his fianc?e. 197 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:12,681 And then, at that moment, he realized that the knocks 198 00:06:12,715 --> 00:06:15,517 were actually coming... From inside! 199 00:06:15,551 --> 00:06:18,387 [All scream and shout] 200 00:06:18,438 --> 00:06:20,171 This is such a stupid story. 201 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,606 Like, why is he knocking? 202 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:24,309 Dr. C, you were, like, "oh, God, I'm so scared. 203 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,396 - Oh, oh, oh." - No, the log is not stable. 204 00:06:27,447 --> 00:06:29,448 "Oh, my God, I'm so scared, I can't take it!" 205 00:06:29,482 --> 00:06:30,949 It was scary! 206 00:06:30,983 --> 00:06:33,785 "Casey, hold me, please, I'm so scared." 207 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:35,454 That's not an accurate impression. 208 00:06:35,488 --> 00:06:37,906 Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan... 209 00:06:37,957 --> 00:06:39,491 - You're on fire right now. - I know I am. 210 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,575 No, no, Morgan, you're on fire. 211 00:06:40,576 --> 00:06:41,660 Your back's on fire! 212 00:06:41,694 --> 00:06:42,828 - Stand up. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 213 00:06:42,862 --> 00:06:44,129 Whoa, whoa! Morgan, you're on fire! 214 00:06:44,163 --> 00:06:45,497 Oh, God, oh, God, Morgan... 215 00:06:45,498 --> 00:06:48,083 Morgan, I got you! Morgan, hurry up... 216 00:06:48,084 --> 00:06:49,084 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - You're okay, you're okay, Morgan! 217 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:51,202 You're okay! 218 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,005 - Wow. Oh, God. - Mindy, that was amazing! 219 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,924 It's okay. You're fine, you're fine. 220 00:06:55,975 --> 00:06:57,375 Too bad she went in first. 221 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,811 I was just... I'm still flummoxed from the log... I fell off it. 222 00:06:59,846 --> 00:07:02,564 (Mindy) I was kinda brave today, I think. 223 00:07:02,598 --> 00:07:04,983 Today? Holy cow. 224 00:07:05,017 --> 00:07:07,569 - I'm so glad we went camping. - Me too. 225 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:09,020 Good night. 226 00:07:09,021 --> 00:07:11,857 My little camper. Mm-hmm. 227 00:07:11,858 --> 00:07:13,024 What's cool about this trip 228 00:07:13,025 --> 00:07:14,225 is I knew I was a good person, 229 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:15,777 but I didn't know I was insanely courageous. 230 00:07:15,778 --> 00:07:17,162 Uh-huh. Oh, my God, Casey? 231 00:07:17,163 --> 00:07:19,998 - What? What? - Some of the food in your flossing 232 00:07:19,999 --> 00:07:21,366 just landed in my eye. 233 00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:22,617 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 234 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:23,752 Oh, my God. Can you look? 235 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:25,670 You just got caught in the floss-fire. 236 00:07:25,671 --> 00:07:26,788 What do you see? Oh, my God. 237 00:07:26,789 --> 00:07:28,039 You got, like, a corn kernel or something 238 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,073 from the burritos. Okay, just touch it. 239 00:07:29,092 --> 00:07:30,292 I got it. I got it. 240 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:31,426 Oh, God, that was horri... 241 00:07:31,427 --> 00:07:32,744 [Gasps] 242 00:07:32,745 --> 00:07:33,912 (Danny) What, you see anything? 243 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:34,913 (Christina) No. 244 00:07:34,914 --> 00:07:36,581 I feel like... I feel like I got one. 245 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:38,216 No, there's nothing there. 246 00:07:38,217 --> 00:07:39,918 I think this should be the last tick check 247 00:07:39,919 --> 00:07:41,186 until we get home, okay? 248 00:07:41,187 --> 00:07:43,254 Have we had a lot? Well... 249 00:07:43,272 --> 00:07:45,423 Okay. I'm sorry. 250 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,392 I'm not, like, grizzly man or anything. 251 00:07:47,393 --> 00:07:48,760 Well, thank you for trying. 252 00:07:48,761 --> 00:07:50,896 I mean I... I saved you 253 00:07:50,897 --> 00:07:52,197 from the snake and everything. 254 00:07:52,198 --> 00:07:54,098 - That was... - Mm... 255 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:57,819 Do you think it would be fun if we... 256 00:07:57,820 --> 00:08:01,439 If we camped out full-time? 257 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,576 In my apartment. 258 00:08:04,577 --> 00:08:05,577 Yeah? 259 00:08:05,578 --> 00:08:09,113 Yes. 260 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:11,249 (Morgan) Dr C. 261 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:12,918 Dr. C, it's Morgan, from work. 262 00:08:12,919 --> 00:08:14,786 Yeah, I know, Morgan. What? 263 00:08:14,787 --> 00:08:15,921 Can I jump in there with you guys? 264 00:08:15,922 --> 00:08:16,922 I'm a little lonely. Nope. 265 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:18,807 A little crowded in here. Good night. 266 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:20,291 Good night. 267 00:08:22,261 --> 00:08:23,929 - (Morgan) Mrs. Dr. C... - Oh, God! 268 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:28,350 [Laughing] 269 00:08:30,319 --> 00:08:32,136 Are you reading, like, a joke book or something? 270 00:08:32,155 --> 00:08:33,522 Why are you laughing so much? 271 00:08:33,523 --> 00:08:35,774 Oh, it's David Sedaris. I bought it for my sister, 272 00:08:35,775 --> 00:08:37,409 but there's no way she's gonna get it. 273 00:08:37,410 --> 00:08:38,476 You're blinding me. Can you... 274 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:39,911 Can you just turn off your spelunker? 275 00:08:39,912 --> 00:08:41,613 Yeah, sorry. I thought you were gonna give me a High five. 276 00:08:41,614 --> 00:08:42,747 Question: Are you gonna keep reading that, 277 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:43,949 or do you think you'll go to sleep now? 278 00:08:43,950 --> 00:08:46,251 I can't really read without my light, 279 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:47,652 but I guess I'll go to sleep. 280 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:50,655 You know, actually, I'm glad we are talking about this. 281 00:08:50,673 --> 00:08:52,757 So, when we're in Haiti, how much of the time 282 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:55,460 is gonna be spent in the tent, do you think? 283 00:08:55,461 --> 00:08:56,845 Like half the time. Like night time. 284 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:57,963 For sleeping and stuff. 285 00:08:57,964 --> 00:09:01,883 So you and me in a tent this size 286 00:09:01,884 --> 00:09:03,018 for an entire year? 287 00:09:03,019 --> 00:09:04,636 Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 288 00:09:04,637 --> 00:09:06,805 The tent's way smaller. Than this? 289 00:09:06,806 --> 00:09:08,023 It's gonna be great. I mean, you're lucky 290 00:09:08,024 --> 00:09:09,724 that we vibe so well, you know? 291 00:09:09,725 --> 00:09:12,143 Or else I'd be, like, rrrrrrr! 292 00:09:12,144 --> 00:09:13,562 Yeah, I'd just be, like, rrrrr! 293 00:09:13,563 --> 00:09:14,863 I'm gonna kill you. You're so annoying. 294 00:09:14,864 --> 00:09:17,015 Yeah. But that's not the case, is it? 295 00:09:17,016 --> 00:09:18,783 - No. - All right. Gimme, gimme. 296 00:09:18,784 --> 00:09:22,320 Babe, I think we should make love. 297 00:09:22,321 --> 00:09:24,122 Right after I water this tree. 298 00:09:24,123 --> 00:09:26,024 You know, you gotta leave it better than you find it. 299 00:09:26,025 --> 00:09:27,559 [Clatter] Oh, my God. Casey! 300 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:30,495 - What? - Your penis just knocked off my glasses. 301 00:09:30,496 --> 00:09:32,297 Sorry. 302 00:09:32,298 --> 00:09:33,999 It's tent livin', you know? 303 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,199 What are you gonna do? 304 00:09:35,218 --> 00:09:38,837 Dear God, I hate to put you in this position, 305 00:09:38,838 --> 00:09:40,204 because I know that Casey works for you, 306 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,057 but I am so screwed. 307 00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:44,208 I'm not going to Haiti. Nobody knows yet. 308 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,344 I mean, I couldn't be more... If you could just please... 309 00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:48,546 There she is. 310 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,315 Oh, Brendan. Hey. 311 00:09:50,316 --> 00:09:52,484 We are really proud of what you've decided to do. 312 00:09:52,485 --> 00:09:54,319 Quite frankly, it's the kind of thing I would do. 313 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:55,520 I mean it. 314 00:09:55,521 --> 00:09:57,656 It's so exciting. Yeah, I think so too. 315 00:09:57,657 --> 00:10:00,659 Something's not right. 316 00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:02,226 Are you having second thoughts about Haiti? 317 00:10:02,245 --> 00:10:03,662 What? No. Get off. 318 00:10:03,663 --> 00:10:05,196 Duncan's hugs never lie. 319 00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:06,915 Okay, well, I don't know what you're talking about. 320 00:10:06,916 --> 00:10:08,366 I'm gonna get a drink. Whatever. See ya. 321 00:10:08,367 --> 00:10:12,904 Shirley temple with vodka, right? 322 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,122 [Whispers] Sorcerer. 323 00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,973 Haiti only has five letters and three are vowels. 324 00:10:20,974 --> 00:10:23,576 Hey, Mindy, Bonnafortuna. 325 00:10:23,577 --> 00:10:25,889 Ah, Lan. Hey, Jamie. How are you? 326 00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,591 I'm great, actually. Lucy and I got engaged. 327 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,426 Congratulations. Thank you. 328 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:33,897 It's so funny, you are the last person I dated 329 00:10:33,898 --> 00:10:36,950 before found my true love. 330 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:39,035 - Isn't that funny? - That is funny. 331 00:10:39,036 --> 00:10:40,787 I have a boyfriend too, actually. 332 00:10:40,788 --> 00:10:42,322 Casey. Casey. Great. 333 00:10:42,373 --> 00:10:44,941 - Stop talking to that person for a sec. - Hi. 334 00:10:44,959 --> 00:10:46,459 This is Casey, my boyfriend. Hey. 335 00:10:46,460 --> 00:10:47,994 Isn't he tall? Yeah. 336 00:10:48,045 --> 00:10:49,996 Salve, man. How's it going? Jamie. 337 00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:52,465 - Oh, Latin I'm detecting there, right? - Yeah. 338 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:54,617 Heus amicus? Quid agis? 339 00:10:54,618 --> 00:10:56,136 This guy is so cool. 340 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:57,670 That was cool. Congratulations. 341 00:10:57,671 --> 00:10:58,888 You landed a real winner. 342 00:10:58,889 --> 00:10:59,973 - I did. - No, I did. 343 00:10:59,974 --> 00:11:01,141 Handsome, knows his Latin. 344 00:11:01,175 --> 00:11:03,009 You have a type. No, I'm kidding. 345 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:05,311 You're, uh... It's great to meet you, man. 346 00:11:05,346 --> 00:11:07,296 And I'm so impressed with what you two are doing. 347 00:11:07,297 --> 00:11:08,798 Going to Haiti and sharing a tent 348 00:11:08,799 --> 00:11:10,183 for a whole year. Lucy and I, 349 00:11:10,184 --> 00:11:11,618 we can't even share a bathroom. 350 00:11:11,669 --> 00:11:13,703 We're two peas in a pod. We'd even share the same gum. 351 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:16,072 Right? Here. We would. 352 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:17,624 [Chuckles] Oh, no. He gets it. 353 00:11:17,675 --> 00:11:18,875 Come and get it. Uh, c... 354 00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:23,759 You got it? Mm-hmm. 355 00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:27,129 - Okay. - Mmm... 356 00:11:27,130 --> 00:11:29,882 I mean, we're crazy. Yeah. 357 00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:30,966 About each other. [Clears throat] 358 00:11:31,017 --> 00:11:32,301 Right. 359 00:11:32,352 --> 00:11:34,937 God, I love this picture of Dr. C. 360 00:11:34,938 --> 00:11:36,355 You nailed it. 361 00:11:36,389 --> 00:11:39,058 You know, I love that you didn't show Danny's crotch, 362 00:11:39,092 --> 00:11:41,860 because, honestly, it makes me think about it even more. 363 00:11:41,895 --> 00:11:44,146 - Danny's a fascinating subject. - Mm-hmm. 364 00:11:44,147 --> 00:11:46,565 His features are actually... They're quite androgynous. 365 00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:48,283 Ah... 366 00:11:48,284 --> 00:11:50,035 I'm really proud of these. 367 00:11:50,036 --> 00:11:52,771 I mean, most photography is crap. 368 00:11:52,772 --> 00:11:56,091 But this... is quality. 369 00:11:56,092 --> 00:11:58,210 First of all, black and white. 370 00:12:07,237 --> 00:12:08,286 Danny, are you smoking? 371 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:10,089 [Lighter clatters on floor] 372 00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:12,457 Nope. What are you doing in here? 373 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,676 Oh, come... I mean, really? 374 00:12:13,727 --> 00:12:15,678 You're eating the Bon voyage cake? 375 00:12:15,729 --> 00:12:16,895 Come on, that's for later. 376 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,731 I'm sorry, isn't that my name on it? 377 00:12:18,765 --> 00:12:21,150 Yeah, and so is Casey's and whatever. 378 00:12:21,151 --> 00:12:22,151 Okay. 379 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:25,437 Are you hiding in here? 380 00:12:25,471 --> 00:12:28,023 - No, I am not hiding. - Are you hiding? 381 00:12:28,074 --> 00:12:30,826 From what, total happiness? No. 382 00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:33,412 - Well, I am happy you're happy. - Good. 383 00:12:34,864 --> 00:12:38,667 I mean, Haiti. Yeah, Haiti. 384 00:12:38,702 --> 00:12:39,985 - It's fun. - Yeah? 385 00:12:39,986 --> 00:12:41,553 - It's a fun adventure for me... - Okay. 386 00:12:41,554 --> 00:12:44,389 As a mature adult to go to an aids-ravaged country 387 00:12:44,390 --> 00:12:45,691 with my boyfriend of three month 388 00:12:45,725 --> 00:12:48,277 by the time you get back, I'll probably be married, 389 00:12:48,278 --> 00:12:51,580 living in New Jersey with a tractor. 390 00:12:51,581 --> 00:12:54,399 You know, one of those lawnmowers you... 391 00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,618 It's weird, because most guys freak out 392 00:12:56,619 --> 00:12:59,271 when women push 'em too far too fast, but not me. 393 00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:00,756 I'm not thinking of slipping out that window, 394 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:03,208 vanishing into the night. No way, not me. 395 00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:05,744 Guys do freak out when you move that fast. 396 00:13:05,762 --> 00:13:07,546 Oh, yeah. 397 00:13:09,265 --> 00:13:11,583 What's this shower fixture you want me to see so badly? 398 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,051 That was a lie. 399 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,303 I need to talk to you about something else. 400 00:13:14,304 --> 00:13:16,087 Oh. What's up? 401 00:13:16,088 --> 00:13:18,307 Can I have your hands? 402 00:13:18,308 --> 00:13:20,358 I can't go to Haiti with you 403 00:13:20,359 --> 00:13:22,544 unless we're engaged to be married. 404 00:13:25,698 --> 00:13:27,049 Re... really? 405 00:13:27,050 --> 00:13:28,133 And I know that we've only been dating 406 00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:30,469 for, like, three months, so I get why 407 00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:32,254 that would be way too quick for you. 408 00:13:32,305 --> 00:13:35,424 - Yeah. - You want to hang out with your bros on a Friday night. 409 00:13:35,425 --> 00:13:37,375 You don't have to come home and have spaghetti dinner 410 00:13:37,376 --> 00:13:38,543 with your weird Indian wife. 411 00:13:38,561 --> 00:13:40,562 No one says that, just so we're clear. 412 00:13:40,597 --> 00:13:44,549 But I, uh... I see where you're coming from. 413 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:47,052 So you go to Haiti, I'll stay here. 414 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,071 We'll do long-distance. We'll write letters and stuff. 415 00:13:49,105 --> 00:13:50,739 This is awesome. Up here, dude. 416 00:13:50,774 --> 00:13:51,907 - Boom. - All right. 417 00:13:51,941 --> 00:13:53,609 Hey, uh, party people, 418 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,994 can I just have your attention for a second? 419 00:13:56,029 --> 00:13:59,832 I just wanted to say that the day I met Mindy, 420 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:02,067 I didn't realize I met my future wife. 421 00:14:02,085 --> 00:14:04,203 What are you... what? No, no, no. 422 00:14:04,204 --> 00:14:05,504 No, no, no. No, no, no. Oh, my God. 423 00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:07,138 No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me do it. Let me... 424 00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:08,573 No, please. Please. It's all right. Stop. 425 00:14:08,591 --> 00:14:09,758 You don't need to. I beg you, please stop. 426 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,076 All right, all right. 427 00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:13,462 What's that? Whoa! Gotcha. 428 00:14:13,513 --> 00:14:15,130 Look, here's the deal. 429 00:14:15,181 --> 00:14:17,800 I just had a little rap "sesh" with the notorious G.O.D. 430 00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:20,602 You know what "G" said? "That's your girl, dude." 431 00:14:20,603 --> 00:14:21,770 And I said, "thank you." 432 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:23,939 Casey, I don't want you to propose to me, 433 00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:25,641 - and I don't want to go to Haiti. - What? 434 00:14:25,692 --> 00:14:26,758 I said it, I don't want to go to Haiti. 435 00:14:26,759 --> 00:14:27,976 What'd you just tell me in the bathroom? 436 00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:29,061 I didn't think you would actually 437 00:14:29,062 --> 00:14:30,262 want this kind of commitment, 438 00:14:30,263 --> 00:14:31,697 and then I would just kind of get out of it. 439 00:14:31,731 --> 00:14:33,615 Why wouldn't I want to be interested in this commitment? 440 00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:35,901 - That's crazy. - Well, because I kinda suck. 441 00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:39,121 And no guy has ever wanted to commit to me before 442 00:14:39,122 --> 00:14:41,456 because I work too much, I'm kinda selfish, 443 00:14:41,491 --> 00:14:42,991 I've never voted. 444 00:14:43,042 --> 00:14:44,209 And usually, the guy figures that out, 445 00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,627 and then they leave. I'm not gonna leave. 446 00:14:45,662 --> 00:14:47,129 It's not my fault that you... I'm not one of these guys. 447 00:14:47,163 --> 00:14:48,714 I know. Okay. Who are these guys 448 00:14:48,748 --> 00:14:49,998 that make you think this way? 449 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:52,801 There's him, him. 450 00:14:52,836 --> 00:14:54,670 Sometimes this guy. 451 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:56,138 Okay, that was obviously a rhetorical question. 452 00:14:56,172 --> 00:14:58,623 Casey, I love dating you. 453 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,175 I love dating you. 454 00:15:00,226 --> 00:15:02,294 But I also love being independent, 455 00:15:02,295 --> 00:15:04,429 and I cannot spend a year zipped up in a tent 456 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:05,681 with another person. 457 00:15:05,732 --> 00:15:08,800 It's not "another person." 458 00:15:08,801 --> 00:15:11,019 Mindy, it's me. 459 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:14,072 I know, but that's not enough. 460 00:15:17,076 --> 00:15:19,528 All right. I wish you'd just... 461 00:15:19,579 --> 00:15:20,812 - I wish you'd just said that. - Can we just... 462 00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:21,980 Can we just talk about this later? 463 00:15:21,981 --> 00:15:22,998 Let's... no. 464 00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:25,350 Um... Please don't... 465 00:15:25,351 --> 00:15:28,020 Good-bye. 466 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:29,554 Take care, Mindy. 467 00:15:34,694 --> 00:15:37,395 Ehh, white people problems. 468 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,081 I'm obviously not white, Tamra. 469 00:15:39,115 --> 00:15:40,165 Come on. 470 00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,783 For the record, a person of color 471 00:15:41,784 --> 00:15:43,568 can have white people problems. 472 00:15:43,586 --> 00:15:45,587 Okay. What about Jewish people? 473 00:15:45,588 --> 00:15:47,089 Oh, big time. Um... 474 00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:49,508 I'm gonna head out... 475 00:15:49,509 --> 00:15:53,912 Because it is excruciating to remain here. 476 00:15:53,930 --> 00:15:55,163 [Beepers beeping] 477 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:56,265 The triplets. The triplets! 478 00:15:56,299 --> 00:15:58,608 Oh, my God. 479 00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:03,219 Live fast, die young 480 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,588 Bad girls do it well live fast, die young 481 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,640 Careful with that car, man. 482 00:16:06,641 --> 00:16:08,425 Bad girls do it well 483 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:11,627 My chain hits my chest when I'm bangin' on the dashboard 484 00:16:11,628 --> 00:16:14,964 My chain hits my chest when I'm bangin' on the radio 485 00:16:14,982 --> 00:16:18,134 Get back, get down 486 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:21,604 Pull me closer if you think you can hang 487 00:16:21,638 --> 00:16:24,941 Hands up, hands tied 488 00:16:24,975 --> 00:16:27,711 Don't go screaming if I blow you with a bang 489 00:16:27,712 --> 00:16:31,647 Ahh, suki zuki I'm coming in the cherokee 490 00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,000 Gasoline, there's steam 491 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:36,286 Wow, Carol, all three babies are doing great. 492 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,155 And I will say my one has the highest Apgar score. 493 00:16:39,173 --> 00:16:40,499 Not that it's... It's not a competition. 494 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:41,591 - Doesn't matter. - No. No. 495 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,326 (Mindy) Can you believe this? 496 00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,095 This morning, you had two people who lived in your apartment, 497 00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:46,329 and now there's five. 498 00:16:46,347 --> 00:16:48,164 I know. It's so exciting. 499 00:16:48,182 --> 00:16:50,317 Exciting, yeah, but overwhelming. 500 00:16:50,351 --> 00:16:53,269 So many human creatures at your house, all in your space. 501 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,704 Everywhere you look, there's a baby. 502 00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,606 - Okay, where you going with this? - I'm just saying that... 503 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,725 Yeah, I mean, it is overwhelming. 504 00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:00,977 But we really wanted a baby. 505 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,347 And life threw this at us. 506 00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:06,983 Sometimes you just have to say yes. 507 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,322 Yeah, you do. 508 00:17:14,542 --> 00:17:17,544 [Dramatic rock music] 509 00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:23,544 510 00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:32,258 [buzzes] 511 00:17:32,309 --> 00:17:34,877 Casey. 512 00:17:34,878 --> 00:17:36,546 Damn it, Casey, let me in! 513 00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:47,524 Casey! Casey! 514 00:17:47,558 --> 00:17:49,192 Come to the window. 515 00:17:51,479 --> 00:17:54,280 Casey Peerson, I need to talk to you. 516 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,282 Hey, it's 3:00 in the morning. 517 00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:57,700 I'm so sorry, sir. 518 00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,402 I'm in love with a man in your building. 519 00:17:59,420 --> 00:18:01,287 Casey! 520 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:04,074 Get off the street, psycho bitch! 521 00:18:04,108 --> 00:18:05,925 Okay, that's not called for. 522 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,911 I'm... hey! Ow! What the hell? 523 00:18:08,929 --> 00:18:11,047 There's more where that came from! 524 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:13,416 Quit it! Oh, my God! 525 00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:14,601 That could've killed me. 526 00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:18,054 Casey! Casey, I'm pregnant! 527 00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:22,342 Seriously? I knew it. I knew it. 528 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,761 The steady weight gain, the irritability, the acne. 529 00:18:24,795 --> 00:18:26,996 No, I'm not actually pregnant, Casey. 530 00:18:26,997 --> 00:18:28,214 I just said that so you'd come to the window. 531 00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:29,849 Are you kidding me? 532 00:18:29,884 --> 00:18:31,851 I know. I was wrong. I was just scared 533 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,336 because going to Haiti meant spending 534 00:18:33,354 --> 00:18:35,305 all of my time with you, and a lot of it confined 535 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:37,173 to a very small tent with a guy who is, 536 00:18:37,174 --> 00:18:39,058 let's face it, all elbows and penis. 537 00:18:39,110 --> 00:18:42,162 But it was dumb, because all I have ever wanted 538 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,280 was to be in a serious relationship 539 00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:45,948 with a great guy. 540 00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:47,467 And now I'm in one. 541 00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:49,085 And I threw it away because it was hard. 542 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,754 Also, we're really good together. 543 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,973 For the record, you are never gonna find someone 544 00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:56,342 who does the kind of things that I do for you. 545 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:57,927 I think we both know what I'm talking about. 546 00:18:57,961 --> 00:19:00,130 Easy, okay? I'm a minister. 547 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:01,931 What, specifically? What do you do? 548 00:19:01,965 --> 00:19:03,799 Okay, sir, enough. 549 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:05,985 Casey, please, take me with you. 550 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,904 No, Mindy. All right? 551 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,606 Just... go home. 552 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,990 Yeah, get out of here! 553 00:19:10,991 --> 00:19:12,642 Yeah, go back to the Bronx. 554 00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,612 Well, Casey, if you're not gonna take me with you to Haiti, 555 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:20,483 then why did I do this? 556 00:19:22,819 --> 00:19:25,455 Who will have me now? 557 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,624 It was a boy the whole time. 558 00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:30,793 "It"? No, I'm not an it. 559 00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,178 I'm a girl. 560 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,429 Prove it another way. 561 00:19:33,430 --> 00:19:35,849 No, I'm not gonna prove it another way. Okay, these are breasts. 562 00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,668 Please, Casey. What do you say? 563 00:19:38,686 --> 00:19:41,638 Stay right there. I'm coming down. 564 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,110 Hey. 565 00:19:47,111 --> 00:19:48,478 Hey. 566 00:19:51,365 --> 00:19:52,682 I'm gonna go... 567 00:19:52,683 --> 00:19:55,017 Oh, my God, what did you do to your hair? 568 00:19:55,035 --> 00:19:56,185 I cut it. 569 00:19:56,203 --> 00:19:57,871 Oh, I hate it so much. 570 00:19:57,905 --> 00:19:59,822 That is very rude. 571 00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,857 It's short now. You can't just say you hate it. 572 00:20:01,858 --> 00:20:04,527 Wow. Only three women can pull off short hair like that... 573 00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:07,881 Audrey Hepburn, Halle Berry, and Ellen Degeneres. 574 00:20:07,882 --> 00:20:09,499 Guys are not gonna go for this. 575 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,833 I'm telling you, they're not gonna deal with it. 576 00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,052 All right, well, it's a good thing you're not my boyfriend. 577 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,338 Yeah, it is a good thing. I like it. 578 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,373 It might grow on me. 579 00:20:17,391 --> 00:20:18,925 We both have the same haircut now. 580 00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,727 [Chuckles] 581 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:27,183 I told Christina I... 582 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,553 I want to slow things down, so... 583 00:20:30,554 --> 00:20:32,822 I think that's... 584 00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:40,396 You got something... 585 00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:52,508 There. 586 00:20:52,509 --> 00:20:54,076 There was just... 587 00:20:54,094 --> 00:20:57,580 A little Schmutz. 588 00:21:07,141 --> 00:21:09,943 Casey and I got back together. 589 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,282 - You did? - Yeah. So I'm gonna go to Haiti. 590 00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,037 Good for you. 591 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,242 [Dramatic rock music] 592 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:32,242 593 00:21:49,777 --> 00:21:54,066 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 594 00:21:54,116 --> 00:21:58,666 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43919

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