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This has been "Women's Health
Minute with Dr. Mindy Lahiri."
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Ladies, that's why
it's so important
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for to you use
a multivitamin with calcium
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to prevent osteoporosis
in your bones.
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Psst, psst, psst, psst.
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What's that, Erica Everywoman?
You don't have bones?
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This has been
"Women's Health Minute
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with Dr. Mindy Lahiri."
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Psst, psst,
psst, psst, psst.
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Oh, yeah.
We forgot our song.
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Watching Mindy's minute,
it really was sensational
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And if I may say,
also educational
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That's Mindy.
Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Why would you do this?
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Taxi TV was looking
for short,
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educational, entertaining
little videos,
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and I thought it would help
blicize the practice.
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It is you.
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You are...
You are Mindy minute.
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Yes, sir. Yes, it's me.
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I get recognized
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anywhere between zero
and three times a day.
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Today's two.
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All day I hear you.
"Dr. Mindy. Bye-bye."
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I want to drive into pole!
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Okay, sir. Uh, thank you
for your feedback.
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It's just...
You're dressed as a dog.
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Well, rowlf
from the muppets...
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Is the idea that you're some
kind of reverse veterinarian?
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Danny, you have
such a literal perspective.
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I feel sorry for you.
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Ah!
That voice is sharp,
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like scimitar,
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but it also grates,
like rusty scimitar!
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Okay.
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No more!
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[Middle eastern music playing on radio]
Sir.
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I cannot hear
my video, sir.
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[Pop music]
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[Woman vocalizing]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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My phone was on 100
when I left my house,
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and now
it is on nine.
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Danny, nine.
Mm.
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I don't even know
how many apps I had open.
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What floor?
Four, please.
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The midwives.
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Same.
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Uh, yeah.
Four for me too, please.
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Four.
Okay, yeah,
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I got it...
Four is pressed.
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Which one's your favorite?
I like Duncan.
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[Scoffs] Is it even possible
the Deslauriers
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are as handsome as they are
in their ads?
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[Sighs]
Ads?
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Handsome?
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(Narrator on TV)
A gentle fall of rain,
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our earth's gargantuan ocean,
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the endangered
arctic ice shelf...
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What do they have in common?
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Timeless beauty?
Oh, without question,
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but they've also
existed for eons
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before
the obstetrician.
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And for eons,
so existed have we.
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We're the downtown
women's holistic health center.
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The midwives.
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Our practice,
plastic bottle-free since 2009,
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offers a safe alternative
to big doctor.
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As a woman, I'm made up
of billions of cells
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and millions of feelings.
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I trust all of them
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with downtown women's
holistic health center.
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Thanks, Maria.
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If you enjoyed
the music in this ad,
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please check out
Duncan's page on iTunes.
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I can't believe they got
Maria Menounos to do their ad.
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Guys, she is
my hair idol.
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Once one TV host
falls to the midwives,
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they all fall...
Nancy O'Dell, Mary Hart.
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Before you know it,
they've got Billy Bush.
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No, no, no, no.
This isn't happening.
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If we're gonna best
these guys,
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we need a media strategy...
Come on.
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Okay, okay, what about the ads
on the diner placemats?
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They shut that place down
for human trafficking.
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Ah.
I know.
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So sad. I love
their pork chops.
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You know what we should do?
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Celebrity endorsements,
you guys,
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and guess what.
I see Sigourney Weaver
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at the gym all the time,
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and I've actually spoken
to her once or t...
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You know what?
She's never gonna go for this.
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Okay, maybe you should leave
the marketing strategy
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to partners
a little less cloaked in shame...
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You know,
the taxi video.
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Mindy, you know,
don't dwell on the past.
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Just focus on trying to make
the future less disastrous.
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(Beverly) That's the beauty
of my ageism lawsuit...
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You had to rehire me.
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Finally, a job where I don't
have to "warsh" my hands.
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You should still
"warsh" them.
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You know, back when
you were a nurse here,
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you never got this close without
trying to give me a wedgie.
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My wedgie days are in the past,
God willing.
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I'm not gonna let this job
slip through my filthy hands.
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Oh. Okay, well, this is
your excel, firefox, quickbooks.
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This is a calculator.
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Sure, sure, right.
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Now, your username
will be "adminassist002,"
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and your password
can be whatever you want,
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but it has to have
four letters,
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one in caps, three numbers,
and two underscores,
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not dashes.
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Obviously.
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Don't worry.
I know all about computers...
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Clicking, clacking,
these guys.
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Why don't you
just set up your email?
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[Shudders]
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Okay, Kelsey,
well, like last time,
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your discomfort
is not from early labor.
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It is from gas.
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Oh, what a relief.
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I was supposed to be
a ring-card girl
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at a UFC match tonight.
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Are you serious?
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What do you think?
I... okay.
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[Sighs]
You got me.
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Oh, my... my... my blood test...
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Yeah?
I'm anemic, right?
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No, you are not anemic.
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Why does everyone
always think they're anemic?
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I think they all read the same
article in self or something.
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You are healthy.
Your baby's healthy.
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You just have
to stop worrying.
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Did my blood tests show
all that ecstasy
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I did last weekend?
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What?
Are you insane?
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Relax,
I am joking.
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Obviously,
I am not doing ecstasy.
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It's not like
it's 1994.
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Kelsey, you pose
a big challenge for me
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as a physician,
because on one hand,
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you are
incredibly sarcastic,
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but on the other hand, you're,
like, this major worrier.
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Part of me feels like it maybe
is coming from the same place,
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but then... I don't know.
It's not my field.
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What is your field?
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Oh, really cool
taxi cab videos.
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That was sarcasm.
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How do you two deal
with a patient
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that you just
straight up don't like?
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I love
all my patients.
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What about that old lady
who's racist against everybody?
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Even to me.
I'm not even a race.
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She called me
a toffee head.
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Oh!
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Speak of the devil,
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and America's
next top broadcaster appears.
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- We've been looking for you.
- Huh? Heh?
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Mindy, I think
they're talking to me.
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Dr. Jeremy Reed.
This is all so sudden.
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No, we're here for her.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm Nick.
This is Helen.
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We produce
the channel 8 news.
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Guys, I watch that show
all the time.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Oh, my God, yes.
Your segment
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on how to "zazz" up leftovers...
That was emmy-worthy.
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You know, they fought me
on that segment.
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It's disgusting.
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I've never seen
such overt sexism.
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It's like, "let her do
the damn piece on leftovers!"
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All right, honey.
We won, so it's all right. [Sighs]
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Um, we saw
your taxi TV spot.
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Okay, that is enough,
all right?
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If you didn't like
my segment,
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you did not have to come
to my place of work and tell me.
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You could have just
been like everybody else
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and shouted it from a bus.
You're bullies.
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"Didn't like it"?
[Laughing] Wha...
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We have a proposal
for you.
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Let me get this
straight.
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You want me to host a segment
on the 5:00 news?
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Let's slow it down.
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In our business, there's
a measure called the "Q" rating.
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It measures audience awareness
of a celebrity.
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Did I score
a huge "Q" rating?
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You know, I wanted to be
a celebrity doctor
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before I even
wanted to be a doctor.
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Yeah, no. Your "Q" rating
was effectively zero.
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Out of 100.
[Knock at door]
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Sorry.
Uh, Mindy, could you help me
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update my photo for my I.D. Card
with this one?
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This is really something
for the security office
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at the hospital.
I know. It's just...
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It's better
if you do it.
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I'm just gonna
leave those there...
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What?
For you.
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I do not know
what that was.
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Anyways, your "Q" rating
was a disaster,
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but your "P" rating
was off the charts.
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"P" for popularity?
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Pity.
Sure.
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You scored a "P" rating
equal to that of the dog
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that was saved from the roof
during hurricane Katrina.
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No human has ever scored
sad-dog numbers.
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So you want me to host a segment
because people pity me?
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When people feel sympathy
for you...
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Or are worried
about your safety...
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They want
to keep watching.
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Given my current
situation,
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I don't think I need
any more pity.
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Well...
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That's a disappointment.
Yeah.
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Okay, well,
if you change your mind,
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do give us a call asap,
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'cause we are going
to have to make an offer
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to a police officer
who shot himself in the foot
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at show-and-tell.
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[Knock at door]
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I believe congratulations
is in order.
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Your video
was on tosh.0.
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He called you
his "fat loser of the week."
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That is
incredibly hateful.
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Oh, no. I think
he was laughing with you.
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That is enough.
Being a doctor in a dog costume
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cannot be the only thing
that people know about me.
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That's not true.
People say you have a juicy ass.
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What?
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I did not say that.
Other people said it.
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I just agreed.
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I said it.
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I was the only one
that said it.
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- You gonna call the police?
- I need redemption.
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Kim Kardashian
started out with a sex tape,
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but she didn't stop there
and let it define her.
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Kim Kardashian
made a sex tape?
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Yes, exactly.
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So I just need to ride out
this minor humiliation
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until I find my kanye.
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Hel... yeah, Helen?
Yes. I am in.
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Nice.
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Helen, I'm sorry.
This is Dr. Mindy Lahiri.
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What I'm in for
is that TV segment
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that we talked about.
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00:08:47,915 --> 00:08:50,666
Okay.
Okay, great.
250
00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:52,802
Hey, how do you, uh, spell
"Kardashian"?
251
00:08:52,803 --> 00:08:54,721
Are you looking up
her sex tape?
252
00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:57,240
No, I just wanted to see
what she's up to.
253
00:08:57,274 --> 00:08:58,558
I need you to leave.
254
00:08:59,451 --> 00:09:01,226
Everyone, huge news...
255
00:09:01,227 --> 00:09:03,217
Really exciting news.
Stop what you're doing.
256
00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:04,468
Stop what you're doing.
Gather round.
257
00:09:04,469 --> 00:09:06,387
Parker, you can continue
to take out the recycling.
258
00:09:06,388 --> 00:09:08,005
You're not part
of the core group.
259
00:09:08,056 --> 00:09:12,309
I have been hand-selected to be
the new medical correspondent
260
00:09:12,310 --> 00:09:13,560
for the channel 8 news.
261
00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:15,145
[Gasps]
Oh, my God!
262
00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:16,930
You were born
for TV news.
263
00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,482
How you're always taking
undramatic things
264
00:09:18,483 --> 00:09:20,184
and making them dramatic.
I don't do that.
265
00:09:20,185 --> 00:09:21,185
Or do I?
266
00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,470
This is...
This is great news.
267
00:09:23,471 --> 00:09:25,689
You deserve this.
I'm so glad it's you.
268
00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:28,108
Now I'll have
two famous signatures
269
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,142
for my autograph book...
270
00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,612
You and mayor David Dinkins.
271
00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,663
Okay, Mindy, look,
272
00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:34,865
I know you're really
excited about this,
273
00:09:34,916 --> 00:09:36,867
but if you want my opinion...
I don't.
274
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,536
Can you guys believe it?
Me, the child of immigrants...
275
00:09:39,587 --> 00:09:42,339
Is it offensive to say
that I only trust
276
00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,508
an older white man
to give me the news?
277
00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,043
Yes.
Very.
278
00:09:46,094 --> 00:09:47,761
Mindy, I don't know
about this.
279
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:48,962
Look, Danny, I know
that you are worried
280
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,423
that my fame
is gonna change things.
281
00:09:50,448 --> 00:09:52,516
No, I'm not.
And, Danny, I'm more worried for you.
282
00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:53,546
You are?
Yeah.
283
00:09:53,547 --> 00:09:54,802
What if there's some
unflattering headline,
284
00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:55,969
like, "why is she
with him?"
285
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,370
And we're just walking
to get lunch?
286
00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,823
And you'll have to get
to know my bodyguard,
287
00:09:59,858 --> 00:10:01,341
D'Nell.
288
00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:03,077
And, uh, there might be
"crotcharazzi."
289
00:10:03,111 --> 00:10:04,445
"Crotcharazzi"?
290
00:10:05,947 --> 00:10:07,414
(Mindy)
Erica, so you are trying
291
00:10:07,415 --> 00:10:09,116
to tell me that you have never
heard of a mammogram.
292
00:10:09,117 --> 00:10:10,451
[High-pitched voice]
Does it hurt?
293
00:10:10,452 --> 00:10:11,735
They're not
the most comfortable things.
294
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,337
[Laughs goofily]
[Laughs]
295
00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:14,838
[Both laughing]
296
00:10:14,873 --> 00:10:16,507
Dr. C.,
297
00:10:16,541 --> 00:10:17,624
you gotta see this.
They don't hurt.
298
00:10:17,625 --> 00:10:18,624
This is her segment.
299
00:10:18,626 --> 00:10:19,960
It's informative,
300
00:10:19,961 --> 00:10:21,295
[laughing]
But it's hilarious.
301
00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:24,465
Okay, this is Dr. Castellano.
I work with him.
302
00:10:24,516 --> 00:10:25,749
Are you kidding me?
303
00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:26,850
You're gonna use
this stupid puppet?
304
00:10:26,885 --> 00:10:29,636
Uh, Erica is
a brilliant puppet,
305
00:10:29,637 --> 00:10:31,305
she's just uninformed
about women's health,
306
00:10:31,306 --> 00:10:32,422
which is
where I come in.
307
00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,607
Okay, Mindy, you gotta
be careful
308
00:10:33,608 --> 00:10:34,652
about the local news game.
309
00:10:34,653 --> 00:10:35,759
What do you know
about local news?
310
00:10:35,777 --> 00:10:38,145
Local news is
the only news I watch.
311
00:10:38,146 --> 00:10:39,763
I don't want to hear
about the Syrian revolution
312
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:40,764
from Brian Williams.
313
00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:42,649
I want to hear
about the Syrian revolution
314
00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,619
from some Syrian guy who owns
a local dunkin' donuts.
315
00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:47,103
That's what I want.
Okay...
316
00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:49,139
If you are going to denigrate
a legend like Brian Williams,
317
00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,190
Erica and I
would like you to leave.
318
00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,441
You look like a fool,
319
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:53,277
and this whole practice
looks like a bag of jerks,
320
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,362
and you know what, Mindy?
We can't afford that.
321
00:10:57,215 --> 00:10:59,133
Look, don't worry, okay?
I know what I'm doing.
322
00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:00,384
I'm gonna get you
in shape.
323
00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:01,384
Okay.
324
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,385
Okay?
Yeah.
325
00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,620
She goes
on your right hand.
326
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,972
Just use, like, a funny voice.
Have fun with it.
327
00:11:05,006 --> 00:11:06,507
You know, but if...
328
00:11:06,508 --> 00:11:07,808
Erica!
329
00:11:07,842 --> 00:11:10,126
Ooh, Dr. Reed, you have
some sriracha on your tie.
330
00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:11,562
(Jeremy)
Oh, well.
331
00:11:11,563 --> 00:11:13,680
Just another excuse to go
to this store I found in soho.
332
00:11:13,731 --> 00:11:16,934
They have a DJ
who mashes up '80s hip-hop
333
00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:18,819
with John Grisham
audiobooks.
334
00:11:18,853 --> 00:11:20,354
I found a new store...
335
00:11:20,405 --> 00:11:22,773
Great selection
of compression hose.
336
00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:27,494
Any color you want... light tan,
medium tan, black lady.
337
00:11:27,529 --> 00:11:28,762
Right.
338
00:11:29,864 --> 00:11:33,367
What'd you say?
Nothing.
339
00:11:33,418 --> 00:11:34,835
(Danny) Okay, let's start
from the beginning.
340
00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:37,671
Camera three. Camera one.
Camera two.
341
00:11:37,705 --> 00:11:39,339
Three. One. Two.
342
00:11:39,374 --> 00:11:41,008
Two again.
Excellent.
343
00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,826
Okay, let's see
the visual aid.
344
00:11:42,844 --> 00:11:45,262
I don't know how I'm gonna
make this talk.
345
00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,264
No, no, no.
That doesn't talk. You talk.
346
00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,299
Okay, so you just want me
to be like,
347
00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,001
"hi.
I'm Dr. Mindy Lahiri,
348
00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,353
and here's my boring
old model of a vagina."
349
00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:55,522
Whoa! Whoa!
You can't say that.
350
00:11:55,523 --> 00:11:57,941
That word
is a local news no-no.
351
00:11:57,976 --> 00:11:59,560
It's 5:30.
Mom's cooking dinner.
352
00:11:59,611 --> 00:12:00,844
Dad's pouring
his first scotch.
353
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,029
You can't say that,
okay?
354
00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:04,114
Promise me
you're not gonna say...
355
00:12:04,115 --> 00:12:05,365
[Mouthing word]
356
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,868
Okay, well, then I better
get it out of my system now.
357
00:12:07,869 --> 00:12:10,404
Vagina, vagina,
vagina, vagina
358
00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:12,072
Are we gonna
take this seriously or not?
359
00:12:12,073 --> 00:12:13,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we stop? Okay.
360
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,541
From the beginning, okay?
Yeah.
361
00:12:14,576 --> 00:12:17,127
Camera three. Camera one.
Camera two.
362
00:12:17,161 --> 00:12:18,528
Camera one.
Camera four.
363
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,998
There's no camera four.
There's three cameras.
364
00:12:24,219 --> 00:12:25,719
[Bell ringing]
365
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,421
(Mindy) And that is
the unfortunate democracy
366
00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:29,806
of the urinary tract
infection.
367
00:12:29,807 --> 00:12:33,176
This has been Dr. Mindy Lahiri
on the latest updates of UTIs.
368
00:12:33,177 --> 00:12:34,595
Danny!
Check it out.
369
00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:35,929
I'm pushing
a low pressure system
370
00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:38,065
through long island
right now.
371
00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:40,050
[Imitates thunder booming]
Storm coming.
372
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,885
[Imitates wind blowing]
Eat it, Massapequa.
373
00:12:41,903 --> 00:12:43,020
You're not listening.
374
00:12:43,021 --> 00:12:44,855
I've heard this segment
100 times.
375
00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:47,390
It's gonna be great, okay?
Relax. It's gonna be great.
376
00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,943
Oh, my God. Danny, this
could change my whole life.
377
00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:51,328
You know, what if
I'm supposed to be
378
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,412
the next Sanjay Gupta...
379
00:12:52,413 --> 00:12:54,581
Out there educating people
about flu epidemics?
380
00:12:54,616 --> 00:12:56,416
Probably end up
having brunch on the weekend
381
00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,452
with Anderson Cooper
and Kathy Griffin.
382
00:12:58,453 --> 00:12:59,903
I hope they don't make fun
of me too much.
383
00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,005
[Cell phone ringing]
384
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,791
Oh, God.
It's my patient Kelsey.
385
00:13:04,842 --> 00:13:06,426
The hypochondriac?
Yeah.
386
00:13:06,427 --> 00:13:07,426
Don't answer it.
387
00:13:07,428 --> 00:13:08,745
Don't answer it.
Okay.
388
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,848
What did I just say?
Hey, Kelsey? Okay. Okay, calm down.
389
00:13:11,883 --> 00:13:13,267
You are not going
into labor.
390
00:13:13,301 --> 00:13:15,435
Do not go to the hospital.
You do not need to go...
391
00:13:15,470 --> 00:13:17,187
Okay, you're calling me
from the hospital.
392
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:19,189
Well, whatever you do...
393
00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:21,224
Okay.
394
00:13:21,225 --> 00:13:22,526
She hung up on you?
Yeah.
395
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,111
What do I do?
I should go, right?
396
00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,612
No, she'll be fine.
Don't worry about it.
397
00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:26,646
Right?
Yeah.
398
00:13:26,648 --> 00:13:27,781
Yeah, definitely,
definitely.
399
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:29,149
'Cause she's not
going into labor.
400
00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:30,701
She's not going into labor.
Now, let's focus.
401
00:13:30,735 --> 00:13:32,395
What if she is going
into labor?
402
00:13:32,403 --> 00:13:33,402
She's fine.
403
00:13:33,404 --> 00:13:34,621
I'm gonna leave.
404
00:13:34,622 --> 00:13:35,621
Wait, wait, wait.
Yeah, I'm gonna leave.
405
00:13:35,623 --> 00:13:36,740
What about...
No, no, no. The segment.
406
00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:38,208
The seg... I know.
We have plenty of time.
407
00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:39,459
We have more than an hour.
408
00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,794
I'm just gonna go there.
I'm gonna be right back.
409
00:13:40,828 --> 00:13:42,612
It's gonna take five minutes.
I'm gonna calm her down.
410
00:13:42,630 --> 00:13:44,831
And I'll be back
in plenty of time.
411
00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:46,216
You sure?
Yeah, don't worry.
412
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:47,301
Don't worry.
It's gonna be great.
413
00:13:47,335 --> 00:13:48,785
Just, you kn...
Don't let them bump us
414
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,003
for that nine-year-old
that got into college.
415
00:13:50,004 --> 00:13:52,339
Wait... watch...
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
416
00:13:52,390 --> 00:13:53,523
[Sighs]
417
00:13:56,209 --> 00:13:59,915
Okay, Kelsey, you are not
in labor, just as I thought,
418
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:01,416
and your baby is fine.
419
00:14:01,417 --> 00:14:02,751
A nurse is gonna
come in here soon
420
00:14:02,802 --> 00:14:04,536
to confirm all that with you,
and I'm just gonna head out.
421
00:14:04,537 --> 00:14:05,536
Okay, bye.
422
00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:06,721
Great.
You go party
423
00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:08,840
while I just sit here
by myself, terrified.
424
00:14:08,841 --> 00:14:11,893
Ha. Some of
your trademark sarcasm...
425
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:13,044
Hilarious.
See ya.
426
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:32,280
This doesn't seem
to have been hung up right.
427
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,698
Okay, are you staying
or going?
428
00:14:33,699 --> 00:14:35,400
I don't know, Kelsey.
I'm just...
429
00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:37,569
Give me a second
to think about it.
430
00:14:40,573 --> 00:14:42,691
(Danny) Merciful Jesus,
please make Mindy show up,
431
00:14:42,692 --> 00:14:44,709
and let the Yankees scout some
good Dominicans this season.
432
00:14:44,710 --> 00:14:47,345
Come on.
Come on, Mindy.
433
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:51,466
[Cell phone ringing]
434
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:54,302
Okay. Hey, guys. We're all good.
This is her, see?
435
00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:55,720
Where are you?
436
00:14:55,721 --> 00:14:57,222
I'm still at the hospital.
Wait, what?
437
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,890
You're supposed to be...
I'm not gonna make it.
438
00:14:58,891 --> 00:15:01,560
No, no, no, no. The segment's
about to start, Mindy.
439
00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:03,645
I know.
You should do it.
440
00:15:03,646 --> 00:15:04,646
Are you insane?
441
00:15:04,697 --> 00:15:05,780
No, Danny,
you'll be great.
442
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,365
You'll be promoting
the practice.
443
00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,867
You'll be sticking it
to the midwives.
444
00:15:08,868 --> 00:15:10,819
You'll be showing everyone
how much better you are than me.
445
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,239
It's like everything that you like.
Oh.
446
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,574
Okay, fine.
447
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:16,992
Don't be so annoying.
Be excited.
448
00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:19,494
Danny, you're doing
my dream job.
449
00:15:19,495 --> 00:15:20,494
Okay.
450
00:15:20,496 --> 00:15:21,746
Oh, God.
451
00:15:21,747 --> 00:15:23,665
Oh, boy.
452
00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:25,000
Okay, we're looking great.
453
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:28,336
Hey, do you mind if we, um,
watch the local news?
454
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,589
Yeah, I would love
to watch the local news,
455
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:32,424
since it's 1983.
456
00:15:34,093 --> 00:15:36,511
Okay, I need to work
on my sarcasm.
457
00:15:36,562 --> 00:15:38,396
No.
458
00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,717
Vice President Biden
was 72.
459
00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:45,954
And today he's 73.
460
00:15:45,955 --> 00:15:47,772
Now for an all-new segment...
461
00:15:47,773 --> 00:15:50,025
"Focus on health
with Dr. Mindy."
462
00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:52,244
(Man)
focus on health with...
Sorry, Trish.
463
00:15:52,245 --> 00:15:53,528
Dr. Mindy
464
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,313
little change
in lineup.
465
00:15:55,314 --> 00:15:57,732
Hello.
I'm Dr. Danny.
466
00:15:57,767 --> 00:15:59,984
Wait. Were you supposed to be
on the news tonight?
467
00:15:59,985 --> 00:16:02,037
No, I'm your doctor.
468
00:16:02,038 --> 00:16:03,622
I'm supposed to be here
with you.
469
00:16:03,623 --> 00:16:05,173
(Danny on TV) I'm here to talk
about a problem
470
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:06,474
millions of women
face a year...
471
00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:09,761
Urinary tract infections,
or UTIs.
472
00:16:09,795 --> 00:16:11,329
And, man,
are they a pain,
473
00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:13,498
but now there's a promising
new antibiotic,
474
00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:16,434
and trust me, it ain't
your grandma's aminoglycocide.
475
00:16:16,469 --> 00:16:19,504
Women get more
bladder infections than men,
476
00:16:19,538 --> 00:16:23,174
mostly because their urethras
are shorter than men,
477
00:16:23,175 --> 00:16:25,777
located here
above the vagina.
478
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,350
[Whispering] Just keep going.
Thank you. Um...
479
00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:34,703
Not vagina.
Well, yes, vagina.
480
00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:36,705
That... not... not... not...
Not that it's a bad word,
481
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:38,690
it's... it's... it's...
It's beautiful.
482
00:16:38,691 --> 00:16:40,959
Not like "beautiful"
like it's hot.
483
00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:42,160
Danny,
stop saying things.
484
00:16:42,194 --> 00:16:43,712
Let's... let's take a look
at the model.
485
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:46,748
Oh, okay. Can you just... just
hand me the vulva? Um, just...
486
00:16:46,749 --> 00:16:48,633
Throw it back to Trish.
Throw it back to Trish.
487
00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:51,252
[Laughs] Look who...
Look who showed up.
488
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:52,721
Oh, God.
489
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:54,872
It's Erica.
490
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:55,873
[High-pitched voice]
Hi, everyone.
491
00:16:55,874 --> 00:16:57,642
Do not bring Erica
into this!
492
00:16:57,677 --> 00:16:59,311
[Whispering]
Wrap it up! Just wrap it up.
493
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:00,612
(Jeremy)
It's like watching someone
494
00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:02,063
fall down
a flight of stairs slowly.
495
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,598
That's "focus on"...
496
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,817
That's "focus on"...
497
00:17:05,851 --> 00:17:08,203
My left or your...
498
00:17:08,204 --> 00:17:09,938
That's
"focus on health."
499
00:17:09,939 --> 00:17:11,389
Now back to you, Trish.
500
00:17:11,390 --> 00:17:14,492
(Man)
focus on health
with Dr. Mindy
501
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,894
We're the downtown women's
holistic health center...
502
00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:18,246
The midwives.
Wow.
503
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,198
I was actually thinking
about using a midwife
504
00:17:20,199 --> 00:17:21,399
for my second baby.
505
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:22,867
I will give you
their phone number.
506
00:17:26,244 --> 00:17:28,912
Oh, ugh!
Drag me to hell!
507
00:17:28,930 --> 00:17:30,130
Ugh.
508
00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:35,252
Everyone? Everyone,
I have something to say.
509
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:38,272
I know I almost
took this place to court,
510
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:41,892
but I need help...
Help using computers.
511
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,894
I don't understand
anything.
512
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:45,929
Beverly, we would be happy
to help you.
513
00:17:45,947 --> 00:17:47,898
Sure. I once volunteered
teaching nursing-home residents
514
00:17:47,932 --> 00:17:49,567
how to email
their grandkids.
515
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,101
It was
super gratifying.
516
00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:53,821
Great story, Parker. Really had
a beginning, middle, and an end.
517
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,206
Bev, sit down.
What do you need?
518
00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:59,793
I gotta attach a file
to an email.
519
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,944
Couldn't be simpler.
520
00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,625
All you gotta do
is just move the mouse up.
521
00:18:03,766 --> 00:18:04,781
Oh, actually,
522
00:18:04,799 --> 00:18:06,750
if you want the cursor
to go up,
523
00:18:06,784 --> 00:18:08,752
you move the mouse
forward.
524
00:18:08,786 --> 00:18:11,422
Oh, got ya...
Like a Chinese finger trap.
525
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,091
Yeah, there you go. And just
click the file and drag it.
526
00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:15,826
No, that's trash!
No, no, no. That's trash!
527
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:16,927
That's trash.
528
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,762
Up, up, up, up, up.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
529
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:20,097
No, no, no!
Trash, trash, trash.
530
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:21,315
Up, up, up, up, up, up.
Oh!
531
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:24,151
Calm down.
You're freaking out.
532
00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:25,151
(All)
Ah!
533
00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:26,153
Okay.
Now click "send."
534
00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:27,153
[Beverly sighs]
535
00:18:27,155 --> 00:18:28,939
Oh!
[Cheering and laughter]
536
00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,157
Did I do it?
You did it.
537
00:18:30,158 --> 00:18:31,808
[Laughing]
Oh!
538
00:18:31,826 --> 00:18:33,944
I love you,
Morgan, baby!
539
00:18:33,978 --> 00:18:35,162
Ow! Ow!
540
00:18:35,196 --> 00:18:36,780
(Jeremy)
Well, well, well,
541
00:18:36,814 --> 00:18:38,499
it appears I have received
my first official email
542
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,499
from Beverly.
543
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:40,501
Oh.
Let's open that.
544
00:18:40,502 --> 00:18:42,152
Okay.
545
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:44,004
Okay, why would
Aladdin allow Jasmine
546
00:18:44,005 --> 00:18:45,489
to degrade him
so publicly?
547
00:18:45,507 --> 00:18:46,957
[Laughing]
548
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:47,991
Oh, my God.
In front of Abu?
549
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:49,293
That's disgusting.
550
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:51,629
Oh, Abu's enjoying it.
It's a goof.
551
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,464
Don't send emails like that.
It's inappropriate.
552
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,349
[Telephone ringing]
Patients walking around.
553
00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:58,135
Forward it to me,
so I know it's gone.
554
00:18:58,136 --> 00:18:59,637
You got it.
555
00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,855
Look, I'm sorry
I messed up the TV thing.
556
00:19:01,856 --> 00:19:04,841
I said nothing.
[Elevator bell dings]
557
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:06,477
Hello, Mindy.
558
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,846
Um, hey.
559
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,648
Oh, Danny, I saw your segment
on the news.
560
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:11,915
Drop dead,
Deslaurier.
561
00:19:11,916 --> 00:19:13,517
No, live TV
can be very difficult.
562
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:14,902
Okay, that's enough.
563
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,720
I'm just saying,
it is a warm room,
564
00:19:16,721 --> 00:19:19,907
and it's not uncommon
for those to profusely sweat
565
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:20,991
from underneath
their arms.
566
00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:22,159
I wasn't sweating
profusely.
567
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,544
I would like you
to know
568
00:19:23,545 --> 00:19:25,162
I do have a natural mineral
antiperspirant in my office
569
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,364
that can work wonders
for someone in your situation.
570
00:19:27,382 --> 00:19:28,632
Okay,
there's no situation.
571
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:29,917
I don't have a situation, okay?
Well...
572
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:30,917
Danny was great.
573
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,553
Great?
And... yes.
574
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:34,505
He sweat through maybe four
or five layers of clothing.
575
00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:36,173
It was three.
I had a... it was...
576
00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:39,560
And, yeah, we didn't have some,
you know, fancy cinematographer
577
00:19:39,561 --> 00:19:41,011
like in your
dumb commercial.
578
00:19:41,045 --> 00:19:42,396
Yeah, and it was
really hot in there.
579
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,731
[Elevator bell dings]
Okay, this is us.
580
00:19:43,732 --> 00:19:45,149
Okay. Well...
Have fun on your lame floor.
581
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:46,400
With Maria Menounos.
582
00:19:46,401 --> 00:19:49,219
Mindy, why aren't you
answering my texts?
583
00:19:49,237 --> 00:19:50,688
Because you're a dick.
584
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:52,406
Hey, thanks
for that, min.
585
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:54,074
Did you just
call me "min"?
586
00:19:54,075 --> 00:19:55,409
No.
587
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:58,112
Okay, Dan.
588
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,197
(Mindy) [High-pitched voice]
It hurts when I pee.
589
00:20:00,231 --> 00:20:01,898
I think what
you're describing, Erica,
590
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:03,584
is a urinary tract
infection,
591
00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:06,253
and with cranberry juice,
a urinary tract infection
592
00:20:06,287 --> 00:20:08,622
is anything
but intractable.
593
00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:09,623
[Gulps]
594
00:20:09,624 --> 00:20:11,125
[Laughs]
Fantastic.
595
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,243
And this has been "Mindy's
health minute with Dr. Mindy."
596
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:14,244
Bye.
597
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:15,596
Yes!
Good job.
598
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,264
Thank you.
599
00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:19,133
Good job.
Is that what you were trying to do?
600
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,917
'Cause it's so different
from what you did.
601
00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:22,102
Thanks, bets.
602
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,303
That was incredible.
603
00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:25,222
I'm sorry. I learned
so much about my body.
604
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:27,274
You and me, Dr. Mindy,
we're gonna take it to the top.
605
00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:28,726
Oh, you think so?
606
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,061
Oh, who's that
son of a bitch?
607
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,429
Erica!
608
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,014
[High-pitched voice]
What do you have to say for yourself,
609
00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,399
puppet beater?
610
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,901
I'm sorry I threw you,
but I gotta get back to work.
611
00:20:37,902 --> 00:20:39,953
(Morgan) Yeah.
Bye, Dr. Reed.
612
00:20:39,954 --> 00:20:41,789
Erica, I thought
that went pretty well.
613
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,408
[High-pitched voice]
Me too. And we're gonna be a hit
614
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,227
with all the kids. Well, I would
love that, but you know what?
615
00:20:47,228 --> 00:20:49,279
[High-pitched voice]
Bye, Betsy. [Laughs]
616
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:50,998
I still want to make sure
I have time to see patients.
617
00:20:51,049 --> 00:20:53,050
[High-pitched voice]
That's why you're such a good doctor...
618
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:54,752
You still care.
619
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,254
I do. I really do.
620
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:01,442
That's Mindy.
Bye-bye.
621
00:21:01,476 --> 00:21:03,494
(Man)
Go to bed.
622
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,545
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