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Previously on "All Stars"...

I'm holding auditions

for my new super group
called Henny,

featuring Stacy Layne Matthews.

[cheers and applause]

Yeow!

Me and Farrah
had a big falling out.

No.

According to your team,
you're the weakest link.

Gia, I don't have time
for your drama.

You've been trying
to gas her up.

Just in case
it's her last time here--

Oh, my God.

That is fake-as-fuck.com.

♪ Don't funk it up ♪

♪ If you're gonna funk it ♪

♪ You're tired,
you're fired ♪

♪ If you text me,
you're blocked, sire ♪

It got a little bit messy.

The words have to be precise.

The movements
have to be precise.

The whitest dancer
I've ever seen in my life.

Oh.

Valentina,
you're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

I made this decision
with a broken heart.

But I chose Farrah Moan.

Farrah Moan, sashay away.

- Mm.
- Farrah Moan.

- Oh.
- Oh, you don't love me.

"Shine bright, All Stars.

Hugs and kisses. Farrah."

Where's the hugs
and kisses at?

Am I missing something?

XOXO.

Oh. Yeah. You're right.

[all laugh]

You guys, this is really
fucking hard.

It's not a cute feeling.

Why did she get the chop?

Being that she was
in the bottom last week,

this week she had a moment
to redeem herself,

but she was still in the bottom.

This is "All Stars."

This is not like give
a third chance to a girl.

Valentina just sent home
her friend.

Shit is getting real.

Bitches are going to be
going home every week,

and they should.

Get the hell out of here.

I'm just trying
to be fair here.

And so then my fucking win
bitched because--

You twirled.

And she knew her lyrics.

There's certain things that I
came here to prove and deliver,

and one of them was to slay
a motherfucking lip sync.

You were a sex kitten.

The house.

You were fucking dancing,
twirling, spinning.

- All of it.
- Everything on you.

[sound effect, crowd applause]

I mean, I know I'm Mexican,

but I don't even know
how to clean.

[all laugh]

I do think that Valentina
is a pretty formidable opponent,

but bitch, I'm mad.

I know that I fucking
turned this lip sync out,

and I wanted 10,000
fucking dollars.

I'm mad.

Monet, out of curiosity,

what lipstick did you choose?

I chose Jasmine Masters.

[all laugh]

You is stupid.

No, I chose Farrah, too,
because she tried.

Unfortunately,
her best was not good enough

to validate her being here.

Gia, do you feel like
you had closure with Farrah?

Well, yeah.
She was walking off

and I went to give her a hug,
and I said "I love you."

And she said, "No, actually,
you don't love me."

You actually don't love me.

I guess I can just
go to sleep tonight

knowing that at least I tried.

And for Monique and Monet,
you know, who

haven't really had
a lot of time to get to know me,

whatever y'all thought
that I was trying to do

is not really who I am.

I don't enjoy Gia Gunn at all.

People love her, because
she's a shit stirrer

and she stirs the pot.

But she's been annoying as fuck
for the past two weeks.

World, I cannot.

Let's go, bitch.

I'm like, I'm gonna
take this hair off.

This is a serious question.

I'm not trying to be shady.

Did you really think

that you were going to
walk out there in that costume

with that hair
and sell an Ariana Grande song?

Girl, I just wanted
to give Ariana, you know--

She didn't even know
the words.

- I did know the words.
- Girl, please.

Monet's costumes are cheap.

A little body suit
from the dance store.

That ain't cutting it.

This is "All Stars."

Where's the All Star?

You did emotions in that gown,
which was very questionable.

How is that questionable?

Trinity is coming for her,
girl.

Why is the bitch mad?

Maybe because she knows

she did a mediocre job
in the challenge.

Girl, don't do it.

Emotions in a gown?

Everybody was in--

No, no, not into the gown.
That gown.

That gown.

This week, I was safe.

Girl, don't even--

Okay, look at your closet,
and go look at mine.

- There is no comparison.
- Let me go see.

No comparison.

That's tired. Fresh.

But The Tuck
doesn't stay down for long.

Before you question my taste,
get you a taste.

She will rise and rise again.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $100,000.

With extra special
guest judges Gus Kenworthy

and Keiynan Lonsdale.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

♪ Jesus is a biscuit ♪

♪ Oh, let him sop you up ♪

Praise the Lord, thanks.

We're here back again
in the workroom for a new day.

We are blessed.

I'm feeling stunning.
How about you?

Fashion to fashion.

[laughs]

[alarm]
Ooh, girl!

She's done already
done had herses.

My queens.

The first step to finding love
is to be yourself.

And if you can fake that,

then you can make
a real love connection

and live happily ever after

in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

So we getting trade.

Are we searching for love?

Hello, hello, hello.

[cheers]

Fire, honey.

Hey, All Stars.

- Hi-ee.
- Hey.

Now, it's time to step up

your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent,

because for this week's
maxi challenge,

we are playing the Snatch Game.

Yes!
[cheers and applause]

And as always,
I'm looking for

your best and funniest
celebrity impersonations.

But here's the snatch--
I mean, catch.

[all laugh]
I got you.

This time, you need to win
our hearts, too.

Now for the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,

you'll be playing
the Snatch Game of Love.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Now, you'll need
to stay in character

as you bewitch, bother,
and bewilder

a hot celebrity "snatchelor"
on TV's hottest new dating show.

- Whoa.
- Okay.

#AllStars4

Snatchlorettes,
start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

- Yeah.
- Snatch Game.

♪ Snatch it ♪

With Snatch Game being
the Snatch Game of Love,

now we need to take into account
our character's love life,

and how that would portray
in this new twist on the game.

The last time when
I was here for Season 8,

I was so scared.

When I think of pride,
I think of...my hair.

This time I'm going in it
with doing Wendy Williams.

- How you doing?
- How you doing?

- How you doing?
- How you doing?

Yes.

It's a huge opportunity

to prove myself
to the other queens,

because on Season 8,

a lot of the queens
would typecast me

as like just wanting
to be a model.

And as much as I do love to
model and love to look good,

don't underestimate
Naomi Smalls.

How would you do Whitney?

Do you have her voice down?

Um, not necessarily
her voice down,

like the house on boots
ti-ca-ca.

I did so well on my season
of Snatch Game.

Maya Angelou
ain't no punk bitch.

[all laugh]

So anything less than that
in "All Stars" 4

is going to fuck me up.

So I'm hoping
to take Whitney Houston

and push it over the edge.

I also have like a spray bottle.

And I think it would be so funny

is every time
they come to her,

she's wetter
and sweatier every time.

By the end, it's gonna be
just a drenched, wet wig.

We gonna pray.

Della Reese.

- It's my Della.
- Yeah?

- My Della.
- Oh, "Touched By An Angel."

- She's giving it, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Snatch Game on my season,
Season 4,

horrible.

Let's move on
to Miss Aretha Franklin.

- [farts]
- Disgraceful.

Snatch Game was
the most Romper Room fuckery

that I have ever experienced
in my life.

Ain't no way in hell
I'm doing that again.

This new version
of the Snatch Game

is the opportunity I need

to give them a performance
that I'm capable of.

The game has changed so much
since we were on "Drag Race."

It's like Season 3,

it was like so easy for me
to come out and impress.

Now drag has been elevated
so much.

I feel like I'm just like
an old dinosaur of drag.

We the OGs, girl.

Girl, it's throwing me
for a loop.

I've been out of the drag race
game for many years,

so my performance last week
was a huge wake-up call.

That performance was not
an "All Star" performance.

What the fuck
are you doing, Manila?

Come on, girl.

Pblblblblbl.

I feel like
I've been safe and coasting,

and that is not
what I am here to do.

Amen, because this might be
our last chance ever--

- Ever.
- To come back.

Yeah.

It's time to step it up.

I want to win a challenge

and $10,000.

If you did like girls,
would you date me?

Mm-hmm.

[laughs] You're so sweet.

What are you going to do
for your character?

I'm going to do Eartha Kitt.

- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

I was thinking you were
going to do somebody Latina,

like, I thought you were
honestly going to do Selena.

- No, that's not funny.
- Yeah.

Who are you doing?

I'm going to do
Caitlyn Jenner.

- Caitlyn Jenner.
- Mm-hmm.

Isn't that what Trinity's
going to do?

- Is she?
- I think so.

Oh, I didn't know.

You should find out, girl.

Trinity.

You're going to do Caitlyn?

Yeah.

Who are you doing?

Well, I'm going to do
Caitlyn, too.

Girl, I already got
my outfit, like--

Well, I already have my outfit
and my hair out,

so, honey, this is
the winner right here.

What are your other options?

You have to have a backup,
right?

I mean, of course
I have backups,

but I'd rather do
what I want to do.

Well, what you want to do

is not necessarily
what you're going to do.

Vice versa.

Goop.

And then y'all should go
to commercial right there.

I figured if anyone else
was going to do Caitlyn,

y'all were just going
to let me do it because--

- Let you?
- She's trans and I'm trans.

That ain't
got nothin' to do it.

Girl, that ain't an excuse
to let you do Caitlyn.

Today's maxi challenge
is the Snatch Game of Love.

I'm doing Miss Caitlyn,

and Gia's planning on doing
Miss Caitlyn.

No, ma'am. No, ma'am.

How are you going
to go about it?

'Cause I was going to go about
it in a very comedic route.

I'm going
very comedic route, too.

Oh, you got that, all right.

- Oops.
- I'm gonna tell ya my story.

I was gonna do--

I just don't know how you girls
walk in these things.

- No, okay, come on.
What else you got?

- So who is your backup?

- Well, um, I don't really have
a backup.

- You came to "All Stars" 4

without a backup
for Snatch Game?

- Um...

- Well, I guess I could do Jenny
from Nails on Seventh,

Cardi B's nail artist.

Oh.
That's more like it.

- Because me do nail.
You like acrylic or gel?

- Ah-ha!
- I'm in. I'm in.

I think you should
do that, girl.

You do?

I mean, you already have
the nails, honey.

Jenny, Cardi B's nail tech,
is an Instagram celebrity,

and to be completely honest,

I really don't know
much about her.

But what I do know

is how to impersonate somebody
that's fresh off the boat

and can do good nail for you.

Girl, just do it.
I mean...

Okay.

You'll probably
fit the role better.

Whoa, what's that
supposed to mean?

Well...

Well, I mean,
you're Caucasian.

You've got a fucked-up nose
like her.

- Oh.
- Yeah, I'm out.

Me being transgender

and playing somebody else
who is trans

I feel is very appropriate.

But her being an old white bitch
with a lot of plastic surgery

is maybe even more appropriate.

Miss Trinity,
you better play.

From the whoopie capital
of the world,

it's the Snatch Game of Love,

brought to you
by the Points Guy,

your online travel resource
for rewards, miles, and more.

And here's the Snatchmaker
himself, RuPaul.

Welcome to
the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our first batch
of celebrity snatchlorettes.

Yes, ha-ha.

It's the Queen of the Night,
Whitney Houston.

Hello, RuPaul. Ha-ha.

Now, Whitney, how will you
know if he really loves you?

Do you really know, Ru?

- I don't. I don't.
- Do you know?

Do you know if I know if you
know if you know if I know?

- No, I don't.
- I didn't think so. Thank you.

Oh, Whitney, all right.

- Move on.
- All right.

Next, the queen of daytime talk,
Wendy Williams.

How you doing, Ru?

- How you doing?
- I'm doing good.

I'm up in the wigotry of it all.

How's the talk show going?

We are Emmy-nominated.

In my mind, we're both winners.

[all laugh]
In my mind. Oh, yes.

Up next, we've got
Olympic gold medalist

and trans-trailblazer
Caitlyn Jenner.

Ha.

Hi, Caitlyn.
Are you looking for love?

I don't know
what I'm looking for.

I'm looking for my glasses.

I'm looking for a comfortable
pair of shoes right now, Ru.

[all laugh]

All right, up next,
the sexy, sultry songstress

Eartha Kitt is here.

Brrrrr.

I would assume you get lots
of fabulous gifts for Christmas.

- Is that true?
- Yes.

- Champagne in Monte Carlo.
- Uh-huh.

But you know what I really
want is pull my lever.

Pull your lever?

Pull the lever, crank.

What does that mean,
pull my lever?

Brrrrr. Pull my lever.

[crickets chirping]
Crickets.

- Ha-ha.
- So you all ready to play?

- Yes, baby.
- Let's do this.

Well, let's close
that sugar wall.

[applause]

Oh, they got budget here,
I see. Ha!

Now, our first snatchelor
is from Telluride, Colorado.

Meet Olympic skier
Gus Kenworthy.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, Gus, you look good.
- Thank you.

I love what you've done
with the place.

Now, are you still working
out, like, an Olympian?

Honestly, I'm just looking
for love at this point.

- Yeah.
- I tried the apps.

I tried the sites.
Been on Plenty of Fish,

and I'm looking for something
a little fishier.

Well, you've come
to the right place.

Absolutely.

Here's how the game works.

You ask the snatchlorettes
some probing questions,

and they'll try to win
your heart with their answers.

And when the timer goes off,

you choose your dream snatch.

Are you ready to take it away?

- I am.
- Okay.

Snatchlorette number 1,
finish this sentence.

On a first date, I love it
when a guy blanks.

On a first date, I love it
when a guy gives me good love.

My number one debut album
in 1998.

Did you buy it, Gus?

Uh, no, I didn't.

He probably
wasn't even born, honey.

[laughs]

Okay, snatchlorette number 2,
same question.

On the first date,
oh, it has been a while.

I like to touch
their big microphone.

And since I'm normally
the host,

I have a question for you.

Oh, dear.
What is your question?

How's LL Cool J?

[laughs]

I read. I read things.

Miss Naomi
is serving me Wendy.

I'm impressed.

Snatchlorette number 4,
same question.

Well, you see, I love it
when a guy invites me to dance,

because I studied
with Katherine Dunham,

and we did many shows.

And I would say monotonous.

[scat singing]

- Monotonous.
- Oh, wow.

And Dunham
was a very strict lady.

I found her to be quite
jealous, to be honest.

I find you quite annoying
over here, baby.

- [laughs]
- I don't know about you, Gus,

but that's not a first date
I want to go on, honey.

Snatchlorette number 1,
imagine you're a car.

Sell yourself to me.

Boy, what kind of car
did we have last week?

Bobby?

Miss Thing keeps talking
to the walls, girl.

The walls
aren't going to talk back.

- Boy?
- If they did,

they'd tell you
this is not funny.

I never liked
you and Bobby together.

Ha.
Damn, dropped my cigarette.

My Lord, if I was a car, RuPaul,

I would be all the man
that I need.

Thank you, RuPaul.
Thank you.

Snatchlorette number 3,
imagine that you're a car.

Sell yourself to me.

Well, this car has had
a lot of miles, honey.

[all laugh]

But you know what?

The engine's still running,

so I'm ready
to get it on the road.

You ready, Gus?

[applause]
I am ready.

Snatchlorette number 4.

You can't sell something
you've already bought.

Oh.

Brrrrr.

I think that's existentialism.

Learn from an expert, ladies,
a real star.

Just like you, Ru,

I have my Hollywood star
on the Walk of Fame, thank you.

Bet you paid for it
yourself, sweetie.

I bet you did.

I'm in the middle
of a hot topic right here.

- [laughs]
- Celebrities on celebrities.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my word.

Ha!

Gus, do you have
another question?

Snatchlorette number 3,
based on your scent,

what would your perfume
be called?

It'd be called Malibu, baby.

Everybody likes to smell

like an old person
in the sun of California.

- [laughs]
- Ha! Ha!

Caitlyn Jenner
is really stealing the show,

and I'm so entertained.

Where's the strangest place
you've ever been naked?

My bathroom is the only place

that I'll ever take my wig off
in front of anybody.

Just my reflection.

I feel sorry for that mirror.

[laughs]

Well, Gus, baby,
I gotta be honest with ya.

Looking like this,
I like long sleeves.

[all laugh]

Take the edge off.

I'm still trying
to take the edge

off that "Vanity Fair" cover.

- Ooh!
- Ha!

I would say my mother,
because I hate her.

[all laugh]

No, these are very good things
to know about someone

before you date them.

It is.
[buzzer]

Oh, time's up, Gus.

Who do you choose
from our snatchlorettes?

Snatchlorette number 1,
number 2,

number 3 or number 4?

I'm going to go with the one
that made me laugh the most,

and that is...

snatchlorette number 3.

[applause]
You got a winner, baby.

I'm taking you
to Malibu. Ha!

You best believe
I always get my man.

Let's meet the snatchlorettes
you didn't choose.

Say hello to Whitney Houston.

My Lord, you missed it,
Gus Kenworthy.

All right.

Wendy Williams.

- How are you, Gus?
- Hi, Wendy.

Oh.

[all laugh]

Can we get a medic over here?

[all laugh]

Are you okay?

- I'm okay.
- Okay.

Thank you, Wendy Williams.

And snatchlorette number 4.

- Darling, hello.
- Eartha Kitt.

Yes.

You would have been my type.

All I needed you
was to be overweight.

I have a type.
So I'm just--

Hurry up, sweetie.
You lost.

[all laugh]

[drum roll]
All right, Gus.

Are you ready
to meet your dream snatch?

I am.

Say hello to Caitlyn Jenner.

- How you doing?
- I'm doing well.

Put 'er there, buddy.

Nice to meet you.
Don't touch me.

[all laugh]

You look like a Democrat
and broke.

Happy birthday to me.

I don't watch sports,
but maybe I should.

I am in love, honey.

Come on, hold my hand,
sweetie. Let's go.

Don't go anywhere.
We'll be right back.

[cheers and applause]
Malibu, baby. Ha!

Welcome back
to the Snatch Game of Love.

Let's meet our next batch
of celebrity snatchlorettes.

She's the last black unicorn.

Tiffany Haddish.

Hi. She's ready.

- Tell me I don't look good.
- You look fabulous.

- She ready.
- Listen, if you stay ready...

- You ain't gotta get ready.
- That's right.

Tiffany Haddish.

Next up, the legend,
Miss Barbra Streisand.

- Hello, gorgeous.
- Hello, gorgeous.

- Your voice sounds like buttah.

We could do duets together.

♪ Oh ♪

That note was flat.

The pleasure is all yours.

Next up, Cardi B's
favorite nail tech,

Jenny Bui is here.
Hi, Jenny.

Hello, Ru.
Konnichiwa.

[thick accent]
I so very excite to be here.

I hoping I find love for life.

so no more doing nail for me,
you know.

Up next, the legendary
Della Reese is here.

- Hi, Della.
- Well, hello, Mr. RuPaul.

Now, Della, are you
looking for love?

I am, because you know
I still got the heat.

It's still there, baby.

[laughs] Well, ladies,
good luck to all of you.

Are you ready to play?

- I'm ready.
- Close those sugar walls.

Bring on the men.

She's ready.

Let's meet our snatchelor.

Originally
from Sydney, Australia,

he's a Hollywood
leading man now.

Keiynan Lonsdale.

[cheers and applause]

Wow, you look fantastic.

Thank you.
So do you.

Thank you.

What's a nice guy like you

doing in a place like this?

Sometimes nice guys
aren't all that nice.

Oh, really?

Yeah, you got your work
cut out for you, ladies.

Are you ready to play
the Snatch Game of Love?

- I've been ready.
- All right, fire away.

All right.
Snatchlorette number 1,

the first thing I notice
in someone is their eyes.

What's the first thing
you notice?

His shoes.

'Cause you can tell a lot
by a man's shoes.

Like if he got money,
they gonna be fresh.

If he don't, they not.

Fair enough.

Snatchlorette number 2,
same question.

A man's talent.

I like a talent
that's really big.

Oh, you like a big one, too.

I like a big, big dick.

You know, like a big one.

Yeah, don't like
a very, very small one.

I think we've got
a romantic on our hands.

It's so romantic.

- Like a big one.
- Yes, a big one.

Just like you, a big fool.

[all laugh]

Snatchlorette number 2,
if we visit my parents,

we'd have to sleep
in my childhood bedroom.

It only has one bunk bed.

Would you want to be on the top
or on the bottom?

I can do it on top
and I can do it on bottom.

Or actually, fuck it.
I'll just pay for a hotel.

[laughs]

You know, I think you talking
like a gay sex, right?

Are you toppy
or you bottom, yes.

And I'm like
what, what talking about?

Yes, what are you
talking about?

[all laugh]
It's like a gay thing, right?

Is this bitch for real,
for real, for real right now?

- Like a gay sex or something?
- It's okay, it's okay.

Snatchlorette number 4,
same question.

Is this bunk bed
reinforced by lug nuts?

[laughs]

I'm a power top, baby.

- Ooh.
- Okay.

I like middle.

I like to be in the middle bed.

I don't really like fuck.

I like just to--

Next question.

[laughs]

Well, I can tell you right now

that she's going to be
on the bottom...

Bunk.
[all laugh]

Snatchlorette number 1,
when I played Kid Flash,

my character's super power
was speed.

What is your super power?

Like I can feel like
if a man's cheating on me,

you know what I mean?

Shut up.

And I mean, out the window,
like looking in,

like is that bitch in there
with another woman?

And then all of a sudden,
I just get my hammer

and I just be
banging the fuck down.

That's my super power.
Excuse me.

Snatchlorette number 4,

where was your first kiss,
and who was it with?

It wasn't my proudest moment.

I was a young, young gal.

Oh, so you're kissing
young, too.

You trashy, too.

Oh!

Baby.

Did you say
I'm a little slutty?

This is not your moment.
This is not your moment.

I'm cringing for Latrice.

She can't even
stay in her character

because she's so irritated.

- Fine.
- Shh, shh, shh.

She's just rolling
her eyes so hard,

it looks like she's eating ass.

Snatchlorette number 3,

why should I not go out
with snatchlorette number 4?

Because I don't think
she's like a real woman.

She's looking like a--

She's dressed up for Halloween
or something, you know?

Like I think underneath
is like man or something,

and you looks like
you have a big one.

We're back at Season 4
with the Romper Room fuckery.

Aggravation is not even
the word for it.

I am beyond.

Why are you talking to me?

[laughs]

Can someone come get
this little girl?

Oh, my God.

How did I get here?
What are we doing?

Well, we're looking for love.

I'm looking for love.

Okay, but these?

Della, you died
and you went to hell.

That's why you're here.

This is your hell, Della.

You should have made
better choices in your life.

[buzzer]

Oh, Keiynan, that means
our time is up.

It's decision time.

Who do you choose?

Is it going to be snatchlorette
number 1, number 2,

number 3, or number 4?

Well, I really like a woman
with a lot of experience,

so I think I'm going to go
for snatchlorette number 2.

Snatchlorette number 2.
All right.

I'd like to thank
the Academy again.

Hello, gorgeous.
You're looking pretty good.

Before you meet
your dream snatch,

say hello to Tiffany Haddish.

Oh, you look like
you got good credit.

Don't touch my purse.

Jenny Bui.

- Hello.
- Hi, Jenny.

You so cute.

Thank you, Ru.

Thanks, Jenny.
And Della Reese.

Young man, young man.

You are handsome.

Your loss. Next time.

I know, I know.
I'm feeling it.

Are you ready to meet
the snatch of your dreams?

- I sure am, Ru.
- All right.

Say hello to Barbra Streisand.

Hello, gorgeous.

You look so cute.

Oh, I know
what me and James Brolin

are gonna be doing tonight.

[laughs]
Con-drag-ulations

to our two snatches
made in heaven.

On your dates, you will enjoy
a light snack at the airport,

before you take
a connecting flight

to the world famous
Pacific Ocean.

All courtesy of the Points Guy.

Thanks for watching.

And remember,
love is only a snatch away.

Good night, everybody.

[applause]

[laughs]

A bunch of Democrats.

Ahh...

Welcome my cohosts,
my studio audience.

Crown it.

- Oh, she's back.
- Just a little drag.

It is elimination day,

and whoo, girl,
that Snatch Game was spicy.

It was messy.
Whitney was not popping.

Tell me what you think
of how Snatch Game went.

Who do you think
is in the bottom?

Gia Gunn.

Train...

Wreck.

Your Caitlyn was hilarious.

So good.
You were brilliant.

Thank you.

Besides Gia, who do you think
is gonna be in trouble?

Monet.
And you are my friend,

and I'm gonna be honest
with you.

Mm-hmm.

You were the character,
but you gotta make it funny.

I know I started strong,
bitch.

I poured my heart
and soul into it.

And it's really frustrating

because I was trying
to celebrate it,

and bitch is over here putting
me in the bottom next to Gia,

and I'm like, huh?

Like I don't care
what anybody says,

we know who is going home.

But this might be the chance
to get off another player.

You know what I mean?
Did you think about that?

Based on yesterday's challenge,

figuring Gia's
gonna be in the bottom,

but we don't know who else
is going to be there with her.

A really strong competitor

could find themselves
in the bottom with Gia,

and they could potentially
be eliminated.

Latrice?

I know that you were so annoyed
yesterday with the Snatch.

I'm so--truly, truly, bitch.

I mean, there's no excuse,
you know?

I was ready to like actually
like have a good time with it.

Yeah.

I felt like I didn't get
a chance to get it all out.

- I felt--
- Because why?

I was distracted by you.

It was not working.
It wasn't landing.

Right.

And at--unfortunately,
at my expense.

I'm so sorry.
I didn't really realize--

You were fucking everyone up,

and it just felt like
you were doing it on purpose.

That was not my intention.

I feel very uncertain
right now

with where I stand
in the competition,

but most importantly,

where I stand
with the other competitors.

In the Snatch Game of Love,

I wasn't trying
to take anybody's light.

I was just desperately
trying to be funny,

and I guess I tried too hard.

It was like so frustrating.

- Step into my salon.
- Step into my salon.

- You could use a touchup,
too, Henny.

Being on a dating show
was a little weird,

especially because
I'm a married man.

Yeah, that was
a little interesting.

You're about
to get married, right?

I am about to get married.

It's happening so soon.

Yes, God, getting married.

Ta-ting.

Hopefully you'll have
a pretty, shiny crown

and $100,000--

- To pay for it.
- To pay for your wedding.

Whoo, that would be lovely.

Growing up, coming from
a religious background,

I was so conflicted all the time

because they're
constantly telling me

that all the things
that I was feeling inside me

were my ticket to hell.

Back then, I never thought
love, monogamy, family

would be a possibility for me.

I was unpacking
once we got here,

and I found a note
from Christopher

in the bottom of my tote.

- Shut up.
- Yeah.

He just wanted to let me know

that at all costs
that I had somebody

that was at home waiting for me,
you know what I mean?

And it's just like...

it's the best feeling
in the world

to have someone that's
in your corner no matter what,

win, lose, draw.

Unconditional love.

I did fight the fight

to help get marriage equality
passed in all 50 states.

And knowing
that I could actually

legally love
the person that I love

and feel traditional

was the biggest triumph
that I've ever felt.

I had to date girls
when I was in high school.

- Oh, really?
- Did you?

- Yeah.
- Did you love any of them?

I loved all my girlfriends.

They were like my muses.

I would dress them up,

I would take pictures,
I would paint them.

Did you have sex with them?

- Yeah, hello.
- Oh, my God.

Come on, bitch.

- I can't.
- I think I could do it.

[laughs]

I'm gonna keep telling myself
I can, okay?

Humans
are beautiful creatures.

- Very bad.
- Some of them.

What did you just say?

Humans are beautiful creatures?

Do you feel like we are alone?

Like in terms
of like aliens and shit.

I'm like, are there
alien drag queens?

Who knows?

Wait, what are you smoking,
because I need some.

Pass it to
the left-hand side, girl.

I really sit at night
thinking about that.

Like if I'm just sitting there,
and in just my brain,

I just always see like
a little black shadow

right in the corner.

Girl, you're just
seeing demons.

You need to pray.
[all laugh]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

And what?

[applause]

Welcome to the main stage of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

The love of my life,
Michelle Visage.

- Oh, my God,
that's so nice.

Wait, are you okay?

[laughs]

That was really nice.

The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, have you ever dated
a celebrity?

Well, no, I'm not
going to name drop, Ru,

but I was this close
to my full legal name

being Ross Mathews
Taylor Thomas.

[all laugh]

Skiing superstar
Gus Kenworthy.

Thanks for being
such a good sport.

I actually slept with Ross
last night,

and just came to work with him.

- Oh.
- And I got a gold medal.

[laughs]

I came second.

[all laugh]

And Keiynan Lonsdale.

Do you believe
in life after love?

Ru, after yesterday, I don't
know what I believe in anymore.

[all laugh]

Yeah, you and me both.

This week,
we challenged our queens

to serve their best
celebrity impersonations

in the all-new
Snatch Game of Love.

And tonight on the main stage,

category is
Boots the House Down.

Ladies and gentlemen,
start your engines,

and may the best All Star win.

♪ She's a super queen,
super queen ♪

Category is
Boots the House Down.

Up first, Monet X Change.

Yaka, you better
ease on down the off-road.

LGBTQ BMX.

[all laugh]

Today I'm featuring Boots the
House Down motocross realness.

If Rhianna had a dirt bike

that she she was shutting up
and driving, this would be her.

Yes.

You pull over that ass too fast.

[all laugh]

Naomi Smalls.

Well, I'm horny. Ram me.

Yeah, you know what they say.
Big horns, big bat.

[Michelle laughs]

I'm giving you
a Viking warrior princess,

and she's ready to come
for all the other bitches.

That's just
my two Maleficents.

[all laugh]

Trinity The Tuck.

Uh-oh, guys, is it me
or are her legs buckling?

[all laugh]

My look, bitch, is sickening.

I am channeling 1990s
Versace and Chanel.

Sorry, Valentina.

There is a new
Linda Evangelista in town.

[speaking Spanish]

[all laugh]

Up next, Valentina.

Lambskin for her pleasure.

Yes, honey, those boots
go all the way up.

[all laugh]

Walking down the runway,
I want the judges to see

how much I love
looking this fierce

in a monochromatic
nude leather look.

Boots the House Down,
mama, yes. God. [cluck]

Stunning from head to taupe.

Yes. [laughs]

Monique Heart.

Her dogs ain't barking.
They're howling.

[Michelle laughs]

Little Red Riding Ho.

[all laugh]

On the runway, I'm giving
Little Red Riding Hood

like, yo, I was going
to my grandma's house.

The wolf rolled up on me,

and I was like, oh, no, bitch.

So I just shot them up
and made them some boots.

Damn. Crafty queen.
How you doing?

So, grandma, what's up?

[all laugh]

Manila Luzon.

I'm sorry, Manila's
all tied up right now.

[all laugh]

I love that jewelry
in her mouth.

How many carrots is that?

[all laugh]

I am serving you leather daddy

Tom of Finland sex bunny.

Ooh, I'm hopping down
the runway.

Her safe word
is beta carotene.

[all laugh]

Up next, Gia Gunn.

She wore blue denim.

Honestly, she has good genes.

[all laugh]

My look is inspired
by Rhianna's denim look.

I'm just giving you
blue, blue, blue,

and more blue denim realness.

The lightweight champion
of the world.

She's got the belt to prove it.

[all laugh]

Latrice Royale.

Oh, wow.

Those boots are dripping.

Do the curtains
match the drapes?

[all laugh]

I feel so good
just dripping in jewels,

just shing-a-ling-a-ling-a,
shing-a-ling-a-ling-a.

I have on pointy toe
and pointy spiked heel.

This bitch is walking
this runway, honey.

Boots the House Down.

This tassel's
worth the hassle.

Bitch is Can-Margaret.

[all laugh]

♪ She's a super queen ♪

Welcome, All Stars.

Now, based on your Snatch Game
of Love performances

and your runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Monet X Change.

Monique Heart.

You are both safe.

Oh, thank you.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Ladies, you are the tops
and bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

Ladies, you are the tops
and bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, Naomi Smalls.

So listen, Snatch Game
is important.

I thought you did
a really good job,

and I love Wendy Williams.

She's such a character.

You brought that costume

that she famously was wearing
when she fainted,

and we didn't see it coming.

And that's how
you have to do Snatch Game.

It started to fizzle
the more you went into it,

but you were really strong
at the end.

You love Wendy and it showed.
You were very funny.

- Thank you.
- Let's talk about the runway.

Boots The House Down.

If I didn't know
the name of the challenge,

I wouldn't know
it was a boots challenge.

I agree.
I don't see a ton of boots,

but you look gorgeous.

Thank you so much, Gus.

- Tch.
- [laughs]

Up next, Trinity The Tuck.

You look a million dollars.

And I'm a huge
Michael Jackson fan,

and there's something
about the buckles

and the gold and the black

that really reminds me
of the "History" era.

It's just really special
and magical.

In the Snatch Game,

they say in Ireland, Jaysus!

It was so fun
to watch you, Trinity.

You were in character to a T.

It was such a joy
to play with you.

[laughs]

This is how you do it.

I think it's one of my favorite
Snatch Game performances ever.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Up next, Valentina.

Your runway look tonight,
honey, I'm here for it.

I fell in love with you
on the runway.

The idea of this, Valentina,
it makes my mouth water.

When you walk,

the crotch kept getting lower
and lower and lower.

All that we were looking at
was that,

instead of seeing
the beauty that it is.

Okay, I can tell that you
researched Eartha Kitt a lot.

But what you have to do is you
have to do all that homework,

know all that stuff,

and then wad it up
and throw it away and have fun.

And that's what was missing
for me a little bit was the fun.

The jokes weren't landing

because they weren't relevant
to the question.

I think you really
kept struggling

to be in the moment.

I feel like
you focused a little less

on answering the questions

and sort of said
what you wanted,

which kind of made it hard
playing with you in the game.

Thank you.

Up next, Manila Luzon.

What's up, doc?

[all laugh]

I'm really glad you decided
to keep your outfit

- from our date.
- [laughs]

This is what we want to see
from Manila.

You're quirky and fun.

And sexy.
You forgot sexy.

[all laugh]

Your Snatch was awesome.

Clearly I liked it
'cause I chose you.

I choose you, too.

Yay. Love.

What I loved
is that you were a caricature

of a caricature of Barbra.

I don't know
what shifted for you

between last week and this week,
but something happened.

There's a confidence there,
and it's fantastic.

Thank you.

Up next, Gia Gunn.

Your look tonight, I wish
I was wearing that every day.

[laughs] Thank you.

You kind of are.

I mean, I look pretty good,
but you look great.

All right, let's talk about
the Snatch Game.

I wasn't familiar with Jenny,

and so I thought maybe
I wasn't getting the jokes.

I know who she is.

She has an incredible story
of emigrating

and being poverty-stricken
and go through the war

and it was unbelievable
what she went through.

But you played her
almost like a ho.

I couldn't get behind you
in the Snatch Game.

I couldn't get
behind me, either. [laughs]

It actually felt
kind of uncomfortable to watch,

and I felt like you kind of
dragged Latrice down.

Mm-hmm. I definitely expected
to be receiving these comments.

It is the most difficult
challenge

I think that exists.

It's a really hard thing to do.

With that being said,
I think that you being here

as representation
for the trans community

does a lot for trans people
watching the show.

And you won't even
realize the impact,

but it's very large.

Thank you.

All right,
Up next, Latrice Royale.

When you walked out tonight,

I could hear the whole club
stand up and scream.

It's just so show business.

Thank you.

Let's go to the Snatch Game.

Della Reese.

Started out strong.

Then I think that you
started to get affected.

I know when
you're out there on the road,

people are throwing up bottles,
you've got competitive queens,

you've got people heckling you
from the audience.

And I've seen you.

Nothing throws you off.

And this is the biggest stage
in the world.

It got really personal.

Like the digs
about me being a man and big

and all that kind of stuff,

it's like
unsportsmanlike conduct.

Now, based on
the judges' critiques,

I've made some decisions.

Trinity The Tuck.

Manila Luzon.

You are the top two All Stars
of the week.

[applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've each won
a set of suitcases,

including an everywhere bag,
from Away luggage,

plus airfare
and a five-night stay

at the Grand Resort
Hotel and Spa

in Fort Lauderdale.

- All right.
- Oh, fabulous.

Naomi Smalls, you're safe.

Thank you.

Latrice Royale.

You are safe.

That means Valentina
and Gia Gunn,

you are the bottom two.

Trinity and Manila,

each of you needs to decide
which of the bottom two

you'll eliminate
if you win the lip sync.

So while you queens
deliberate in the workroom,

the judges and I will watch
Gus and Keiynan wrestle.

Ooh.

We don't have to deliberate.

[all laugh]

Thank you, ladies.
You may leave the stage.

I gotta get a drink, girl.

Going into this week,
I knew I had a lot to prove.

But now I think that I'm showing

that I am an All Star.

A celebratory drink.

Can I talk to you
by ourselves?

- Sure.
- I pulled Manila

over to the side as soon
as we get into the workroom.

because I wanna know
where her head space is.

This morning she says
she may send home

a strong competitor.

To me, there's a clear person
who needs to go home,

and that's Gia.

I want to know, like,
how are you really feeling

about like how you're
going to go tonight.

Well, I don't know.

Gia can be a mess,
but will keeping her

and showing her
a little bit of grace

like be what can help her
grow as a person?

Okay.

Valentina is one of
the strongest competitors

in "Drag Race" herstory.

We have her in a corner.

There is red lights
flashing in my mind, girl.

Alert, alert, alert, alert.

You know
if you send Valentina home,

it's going to send
the whole rest of everything

into like a whirlwind.

Are you prepared for that?

I'm not sure yet.

I can be strategic.

I could keep a weak link in here

because I know
it'll always make me look good,

and send home a strong player
like Valentina,

it would change
how everyone from now on

played the game

and maybe get me closer
to that crown.

Okay.

How are you feeling,
Valentina?

I just feel like...
gorgeous right now.

I'm in the bottom,
but I'm proud of myself.

Am I supposed to feel
ashamed for it?

In my heart,
I know I did my very best,

and I deserve to stay.

I have my head held high.

I handle everything with grace
'cause I'm a pageant girl.

That's a very mature way
to look at it.

That is very mature.

I'm like, yes, Valentina.

I've never done a pageant,
but in my mind,

I am Miss Venezuela, bitch.

[laughs]

I'm feeling very alone.

In this moment, I definitely
feel like the black sheep.

How do you feel?

It's not about me right now.
This is about you.

I didn't really expect

competing in a drag competition
as a transgender woman

to be so hard and so emotional.

I'm overwhelmed.

You did terrible.

And I can't even
be mad about that

- because I know.
- You can't.

You went to a place
that was dark.

It made me angry.

I was in a really,
really emotional state.

- Tell me why.
- Um...

I don't know. I just wish
that there was another way

for me to do this,

to show you can be
whoever you want to be.

As a transwoman,

I don't feel good about
being looked at

like a man dressed up
as a woman,

because that's not who I am.

I just wanna be me.

Once upon a time,

dressing in drag for me

was me being able to
connect with who I really am.

But now that I've connected
with who I really am,

to come back here, it becomes
very confusing for me.

It kind of brings back
Gia Gunn Season 6

and those old bad habits,

like being shady
or being negative

or being cutthroat.

It was a defense mechanism.

It's really sad for me to hear
I was insulting people

during the Snatch Game.

I know, and that
is not who you are,

who you want to be.

As I'm talking to Gia,
I feel for her.

She has got
a lot on her plate,

more than just the competition.

I love you, Gia.

I love you, too.

Oh, girl.

So we need to talk.

I went up there
to see how she was gonna judge,

and she brought up
the big possibility

of, well,
I'll send Valentina home

because she's competition.

So you think
I could go home tonight.

Manila might want
to send me home.

[gasps]

[speaking Spanish]

I don't see you going home.

You've got to be
in top four with me

at the end with me.

So I'm gonna try to win
this lip sync for you.

You go win that lip sync,
girl.

I will. I'm going to.

I want to be
up there with you

at the end of this competition.

Valentina can't go home

because, one, I don't want
to have to deal with Gia

for another week.

Two, Valentina is my friend,

and she doesn't deserve
to go home.

[slurping] Bitch,
can I have your cocktail?

- My feet hurt.
- Yeah. Eat it.

Have you guys been told
that your drag character's

like any famous celebrities?

Just 'cause I wear
lots of short blonde wigs,

they're always saying
NeNe Leakes,

but there's nothing NeNe Leakes
about me.

You have her old nose.

[all laugh]

Where is the Nickelodeon,
like--I'm gooped.

Gooped.

- I love you.
- No, don't start, bitch.

- I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you.

I want you to win this.

Not only because
I love you as a friend,

- but you deserve it.
- Thank you.

I'm gonna tell you something.

Your heart
is in the right place,

and no matter what,
you need to know

that you are deserving
and you are accepted.

You are one of
the fiercest queens

to ever compete
in this competition, Valentina.

And that scares me,
because I'm like, oh, my God.

How can I keep up
with these young girls?

[slurps]

I want to make it to the end,

and I have you in a corner

and I could...I could
be like, you know what?

Let's get rid of
the strongest competition,

and the rest of it
could be a cakewalk.

I really want you to know

I feel I've done so good here,

and I want to stay.

How about this?

You promise me
if you ever land in the top

and I land in the bottom,

show me grace
for an old-ass bitch like me.

That's something
I wouldn't ever

ask you to promise me to do.

This is a game
of creating alliances.

But Manila?
I can't trust this bitch.

I can't trust her.

I mean, when a girl
tells you, like, hmm.

What if I send you home 'cause
you're fierce competition?

Ha ha ha.
No, bitch. No.

What I can tell you

is that I do see myself

being in the top

competing against
your fierce ass.

That's a fucking challenge
I want to put on you.

Can you handle it, you know?

Win and beat me, bitch.

How about that?

[slurps]

On your mark...

Get set...

wrestle!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Ooh! Oh!

Go! Go!

That's a full nelson.

Oh, it certainly is.

- Oh...
- Oh...

Oh, pin him.

- Oh!

Oh, we have a winner.

Michelle lost. Pay up.

- Dang it.
- Pay up.

- All right.
- Pay up.

Just take it all.

Best two out of three?

Oh, my God, Ross, Michelle.

I could do this all day.

[all laugh]

All right, silence.

Bring back my All Stars.

And you two, keep wrestling.

I don't even need
to think about who I'm choosing.

Gia gotta go.

Gia is drama,

and she did horrible

in that Snatch Game, girl.

Her time is up.

Every one of my outfits
in drag

are very well planned
and thought through.

Let me do the same thing
with this decision.

I'm here
thinking about my game.

My game has to come first.

Welcome back, ladies.

Two top All Stars
stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000,

and earn the power

to give one of the bottom queens
the chop.

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your legacy.

I want to prove to Ru

that the fact
that I'm an old bitch

is not a weakness.

I can still bring
something new to the stage,

and I still
fricking am on top.

Good luck...

and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ There's a boy I know ♪

♪ He's the one I dream of ♪

♪ Looks into my eyes ♪

♪ Takes me to
the clouds above ♪

♪ Mm-hmm ♪

♪ Oh, tell me
how will I know? ♪

♪ Don't trust your feelings ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

♪ Love can be deceiving ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

♪ How will I know
if he really loves me? ♪

♪ I say a prayer
with every heartbeat ♪

♪ How will I know
if he's thinking of me? ♪

♪ I try to phone,
but I'm too shy... ♪

♪ I'm looking at Trinity,
and I'm like, come on, bitch.

If Manila wins this lip sync,

she might eliminate me.

No.

♪ If he loves me ♪

[laughs]

♪ If he loves me not ♪

[all laugh]

♪ If he loves me ♪

♪ If he loves me not ♪

♪ Oh, how will I know? ♪

♪ How will I know
if he really loves me? ♪

♪ I say a prayer
with every heartbeat ♪

♪ How will I know
if he's thinking of me? ♪

♪ This love is strong,
why do I feel weak? ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

♪ I say a prayer ♪

♪ How will I know? ♪

[cheers and applause]

Ladies,
I've made my decision.

Manila.

You're a winner, baby.

[applause]

Con-drag-ulations.

You've earned a cash tip
of $10,000.

Thank you.

Trinity, you are safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you, Ru.

Will the bottom two
please step forward.

Manila, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen
to get the chop?

I've done this competition
a few times,

and I know
we all want this so bad.

But I want it the most.

I've been wanting it the longest
out of any of these queens.

So the queen I chose
is an amazing person.

I've been a fan of hers
since I saw her first on TV.

I'm going to continue
to be a fan of hers

even after this.

But I'm sorry to say...

Gia.

I'm sorry, girl.

Love you.

I think you deserve it.

My dear Gia,

as it is written,
so it shall be done.

You are and will always be
an All Star.

I just want to say thank you

for allowing me to be here
in my authentic skin.

I will continue
to inspire the world to know

that they and we are all stars.

Thank you.

Now sashay away.

[applause]

Love you.

I'm sorry.

- Love you, girls.
- Love you.

I'm not surprised
with the outcome of tonight

because I feel like I kind of
brought this on myself.

I would have liked
to continue this journey,

but I can walk away knowing
that I shared my true talent

and I stirred up some drama.

Being here at "All Stars"
has shown me

that although I am
living my life as a woman,

I'm still learning about
what kind of woman I am.

I am an All Star.

Regardless of how far I got,

I know that I have something
to offer this world.

At the end of the day,
that's all that I need.

Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

- Amen.
- All right.

Now let the music play.

♪ I'm telling the truth now ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

♪ Who, who ♪

♪ Who do you think you-- ♪

♪ We're all born naked
and the rest is drag ♪

Next time on "All Stars..."

You'll be appearing
on a twisted daytime court show,

"Jersey Justice."

This is my courtroom!

You don't talk to me that way.

What's your name?

Tiffani with two I's
dotted with hearts.

Where are the jokes?

- Bitch!
- Oh!

Oh, my God! Oh!

I'm about to throw this case
out the window.

Uh...

I am deeply offended.

She knows what she did.

Horrible.
What if I'm in the bottom two?

I'm sending your ass home,
bitch.

You what?

[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]