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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,271 --> 00:00:46,756 Okay, my turn, my turn. 2 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,434 Umm, I got one. - Great. 3 00:00:48,441 --> 00:00:51,308 Can you make it a little more challenging this time? 4 00:00:51,344 --> 00:00:53,369 Okay. Check this out. 5 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:57,629 I spy with my little eye, 6 00:00:58,154 --> 00:01:01,753 something yellow, 7 00:01:01,787 --> 00:01:05,883 and round, and it eats dots. 8 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:09,140 Seriously, Ralph? - Yeah, seriously. 9 00:01:09,165 --> 00:01:10,989 You're never gonna get it. 10 00:01:10,997 --> 00:01:13,915 Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 11 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,957 - No- that's not ob- why is it obvious? 12 00:01:16,002 --> 00:01:20,837 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 13 00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:24,157 I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! 14 00:01:24,177 --> 00:01:26,411 I accept your apology. - Yeah, you're right, okay. 15 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:29,348 But, was it Pac-Man? - Yeah. You got me. 16 00:01:30,816 --> 00:01:32,909 Alright. Riddle me this, 17 00:01:32,952 --> 00:01:36,945 Do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 18 00:01:36,956 --> 00:01:39,015 No way, look at the guy. He looks like a yeti! 19 00:01:39,025 --> 00:01:42,961 I dunno. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest 20 00:01:42,995 --> 00:01:45,430 I might agree, but look at those two very specific 21 00:01:45,455 --> 00:01:47,864 tufts of shoe hair poking out of his boots. 22 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:50,926 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 23 00:01:50,937 --> 00:01:55,840 You're totally right, kid! He's baby smooth everywhere else! 24 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:59,902 I rest my case. - My mind is blown. 25 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,903 Let's go get a root beer. 26 00:02:02,848 --> 00:02:05,783 Ok, let's see what you got, kid. 27 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:09,946 Ooh, nice one! Okay, I think I got one in the chamber. 28 00:02:12,892 --> 00:02:14,860 Eww! Gross! - Thank you. 29 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:17,954 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? - Doesn't that game have a virus? 30 00:02:17,997 --> 00:02:19,965 No, I'm sure they've fixed it. 31 00:02:22,034 --> 00:02:24,901 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 32 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,734 Hey! Wait for me! 33 00:02:35,047 --> 00:02:37,880 Ralph? - Yeah? 34 00:02:37,883 --> 00:02:40,784 I don't think they fixed the game. 35 00:02:41,854 --> 00:02:42,912 Uh, no. 36 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:48,916 Help! Tron? 37 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:53,796 Anyone! Help! 38 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:58,236 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones 39 00:02:58,271 --> 00:03:01,365 floating around like we are just tiny specks of dust? 40 00:03:01,374 --> 00:03:05,242 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder 41 00:03:05,278 --> 00:03:07,337 if there is more to life than this? 42 00:03:07,347 --> 00:03:11,249 Why would I wonder if there is more to life when the life I got is perfect? 43 00:03:11,284 --> 00:03:14,253 I mean, sure, it doesn't look so hot on paper, 44 00:03:14,254 --> 00:03:15,482 I'm just a bad guy from 45 00:03:15,488 --> 00:03:17,285 some old video game who wrecks a building. 46 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:20,486 Yeah, and for 27 years I was a total zero without any friends. 47 00:03:20,493 --> 00:03:24,259 But now I got a best friend who just happens 48 00:03:24,297 --> 00:03:26,492 to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 49 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:29,332 Aw, thanks, Ralph. - Watch this. 50 00:03:31,471 --> 00:03:33,439 Home run! 51 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:35,339 Alright, let's go watch the sunrise. 52 00:03:35,441 --> 00:03:37,800 Are you really saying that there is not 53 00:03:37,825 --> 00:03:40,276 one single solitary thing about your life 54 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,248 that you would change? 55 00:03:42,282 --> 00:03:46,309 No. Think about it. You and me get to goof off all night long. 56 00:03:46,319 --> 00:03:50,312 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put on the hours, then the arcade closes 57 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,324 and we get to do it all over again! 58 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:55,260 The only thing I might do different in that scenario 59 00:03:55,295 --> 00:03:59,391 would be not having to go to work. Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 60 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:04,201 Hey, where'd the sunrise go? 61 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:07,172 Alright. Let's get you plugged in. 62 00:04:08,307 --> 00:04:10,400 That's a plug in alert! 63 00:04:10,442 --> 00:04:14,276 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever! Let's go see what it is! 64 00:04:14,279 --> 00:04:19,342 Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in? 65 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:23,150 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 66 00:04:23,188 --> 00:04:25,156 What do you think, ladylove? 67 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:28,251 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 68 00:04:28,293 --> 00:04:30,193 Kids love those things. 69 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:35,291 Please be a racing game, please be a racing game, please be a racing game. 70 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:41,206 Whiffy? Or Wifey? 71 00:04:41,206 --> 00:04:43,367 Well, it's either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. 72 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:47,276 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. - Yeah, that's what I said. 73 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,247 - And Wi-Fi is the Internet 74 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:51,409 which is an online community where human beings go to shop, 75 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:55,147 play games, and socialize. - Ooh, fun! 76 00:04:55,154 --> 00:04:56,416 Oh no, it is not! 77 00:04:56,455 --> 00:05:01,358 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", what it should say is "Die-Fi". 78 00:05:03,362 --> 00:05:07,389 That's a little humor there but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 79 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:11,130 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 80 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:14,299 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade's about to open. 81 00:05:14,406 --> 00:05:17,398 Figures! Finally get something new plugged in 82 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:20,240 and we're not even allowed to go in there! 83 00:05:20,245 --> 00:05:24,375 Totally not fair! - A new racing game would've been cool. 84 00:05:24,416 --> 00:05:27,351 Something wrong with your game? - No, no. 85 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:31,288 It's just every bonus levels been unlocked, I know every shortcut. 86 00:05:31,323 --> 00:05:35,225 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track! - New track? 87 00:05:35,227 --> 00:05:38,196 You already got, like, three choices. - Yeah, I know, 88 00:05:38,197 --> 00:05:40,131 but don't you ever wish something new and different 89 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,292 would happen in your game? - Nope. 90 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:44,234 Really? 91 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:47,205 Well, agree to disagree. - Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 92 00:05:47,239 --> 00:05:50,299 No, no, it's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 93 00:05:50,342 --> 00:05:52,207 We're arguing? I don't want to argue! 94 00:05:52,211 --> 00:05:58,150 Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel. 95 00:05:58,183 --> 00:05:59,275 Alright. 96 00:06:03,355 --> 00:06:06,324 She wants a new track? I'll give her a new track! 97 00:06:10,195 --> 00:06:13,164 C'mon, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 98 00:06:13,298 --> 00:06:17,200 Pick Vanellope, Swatti! She's got the best superpower. 99 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,397 Yeah, the glitch! I love her! 100 00:06:19,404 --> 00:06:22,373 Drivers, start your engines! 101 00:06:22,374 --> 00:06:25,207 You're gonna lose today, princess. 102 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:28,407 Well, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta. 103 00:06:28,447 --> 00:06:32,213 I'd rather you'd just think of me as plain old Vanellope, 104 00:06:32,251 --> 00:06:34,310 the racer who is about to kick your butt. 105 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:37,379 3, 2, 1, go! 106 00:06:55,274 --> 00:06:58,334 Right on cue. - I love it when she glitches! 107 00:07:04,349 --> 00:07:08,217 Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. 108 00:07:18,363 --> 00:07:20,263 She's gonna love this. 109 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:23,393 Right on time! 110 00:07:26,371 --> 00:07:27,360 What? 111 00:07:27,372 --> 00:07:31,274 Looking for something new, and different? 112 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:34,336 Then take this track! 113 00:07:34,346 --> 00:07:36,405 Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! 114 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:39,213 I'd say I got a little time for a detour! 115 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:43,219 Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! 116 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,381 Never seen that before. 117 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:50,125 This is awesome! 118 00:07:50,162 --> 00:07:53,290 Thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome! 119 00:07:53,398 --> 00:07:57,198 Get back up on the track, Swatti! You're going to lose! - I can't! 120 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,260 It's like it's driving itself! 121 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,300 What is wrong with this thing? 122 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:17,255 Oh, no! 123 00:08:19,224 --> 00:08:21,351 Ralph! 124 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:27,323 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 125 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,266 Kid! 126 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,166 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 127 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:37,103 What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 128 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:38,336 You're welcome! 129 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:41,210 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 130 00:08:41,246 --> 00:08:44,374 Wait a minute. You took a serious doody where? 131 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:49,250 Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. 132 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:55,123 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working and 133 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:58,220 I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. - Oh! 134 00:08:58,230 --> 00:09:00,391 I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay, Swatti. 135 00:09:00,432 --> 00:09:02,400 I think I can get it back on there pretty easily. 136 00:09:02,401 --> 00:09:04,392 What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing! 137 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:06,301 Leave him alone, he's just trying to 138 00:09:06,304 --> 00:09:09,398 make the game more exciting. - Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta? 139 00:09:09,441 --> 00:09:11,272 Litwak will fix it. 140 00:09:11,276 --> 00:09:13,369 Alright. 141 00:09:14,413 --> 00:09:17,211 Okay. It's still not a problem. 142 00:09:17,215 --> 00:09:18,273 He'll just order a new part. 143 00:09:18,283 --> 00:09:20,342 Well, I ordered the new part but the company 144 00:09:20,419 --> 00:09:23,217 that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 145 00:09:23,221 --> 00:09:26,122 I could try to find them on the internet. - Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too! 146 00:09:26,158 --> 00:09:27,420 Good luck. You're only gonna be finding a needle in a- 147 00:09:27,426 --> 00:09:31,260 I got one! On eBay! - Really? How about that? 148 00:09:31,296 --> 00:09:33,358 See? Those kids have it under control. They're 149 00:09:33,383 --> 00:09:35,289 just gonna get another wheel from the eBoy. 150 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:37,267 Are you kidding me? How much? 151 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,361 That's more than this game makes in a year! 152 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:43,340 I hate to say it but my salvage guys are coming on Friday. 153 00:09:43,341 --> 00:09:47,243 It might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 154 00:09:47,245 --> 00:09:49,372 Where's he going? He's- 155 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:53,283 Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Go! Go, go, go! 156 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:05,158 Gang way! 157 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,327 What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? 158 00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:12,326 The arcade is open! 159 00:10:12,370 --> 00:10:14,338 Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! 160 00:10:21,213 --> 00:10:24,239 We're homeless! - Yeah, we're homeless! 161 00:10:24,349 --> 00:10:26,214 Oh, what are we gonna do? 162 00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:30,345 Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. 163 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,154 Unplugging. 164 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,287 Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters 165 00:10:37,329 --> 00:10:39,263 since Space Invaders went down. 166 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:43,163 Where are we gonna live? 167 00:10:43,201 --> 00:10:45,294 You can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, 168 00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:49,239 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 169 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,883 Okay. Here we go. 170 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:10,826 I raided Gene's fridge. Good news, he's got pie. 171 00:11:10,828 --> 00:11:13,283 I took a bunch of his pillows and junk too. I'm 172 00:11:13,308 --> 00:11:15,891 thinking we make a fort out here. Or like a yurt. 173 00:11:15,933 --> 00:11:18,327 Or, we could take these pillows and stack 174 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,893 them right and we can make an igloo out of pillows 175 00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:24,738 like a pillow igloo, pigloo! Pigloo! 176 00:11:24,776 --> 00:11:29,804 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 177 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:33,648 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 178 00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:36,744 I mean, like what am I gonna do all day? 179 00:11:36,854 --> 00:11:38,822 What? Come on, are you kidding? 180 00:11:38,856 --> 00:11:42,917 You sleep in, you do no work, and you go to Tappers with me every night. 181 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:47,660 I've literally just described paradise. - But I loved my game. 182 00:11:47,698 --> 00:11:50,792 Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy! 183 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,826 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it! 184 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:58,707 Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable, but, still, I never really knew 185 00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,768 what might happen in a race. 186 00:12:00,778 --> 00:12:05,715 And it's that, it's that feeling, that "not knowing what's coming next" feeling. 187 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:07,649 That's the stuff. 188 00:12:07,674 --> 00:12:10,778 It feels like life to me. 189 00:12:10,822 --> 00:12:16,658 If I'm not a racer, Ralph, what am I? 190 00:12:16,661 --> 00:12:19,824 My best friend. - It's not enough. 191 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:25,658 No, I just- I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird. 192 00:12:26,904 --> 00:12:30,897 I think that maybe I just need to be alone right now. 193 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,645 Okay. 194 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:40,674 I'll meet you over at Tappers in a little while, I guess. 195 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,823 Alright, now, we've found some good homes for so many of our chums 196 00:12:46,824 --> 00:12:49,691 from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping a few more of you 197 00:12:49,694 --> 00:12:52,856 will open your doors and your hearts to those in need. 198 00:12:53,698 --> 00:12:57,725 I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 199 00:12:57,768 --> 00:12:59,783 I'm a sour ball. 200 00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:01,829 - Well, beggars can't be choosers, can't they? 201 00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,807 Come along, condiment. 202 00:13:03,808 --> 00:13:05,799 Mmmkay. 203 00:13:06,644 --> 00:13:08,703 Marvelous! That just leaves the racers. 204 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,806 We're like, adorable. - You sure are! 205 00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:13,807 So, any takers? 206 00:13:18,656 --> 00:13:19,816 Anyone? 207 00:13:22,693 --> 00:13:26,652 Felix. I know we've never once talked 208 00:13:26,664 --> 00:13:28,689 about having a family before, but- - I know! 209 00:13:28,733 --> 00:13:30,868 It feels like the kind of thing you just jump 210 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,863 into with both feet, and then made a plan! 211 00:13:32,870 --> 00:13:35,862 Felix and I will give them sanctuary! 212 00:13:37,842 --> 00:13:39,833 Can I get a quick word with you two? 213 00:13:42,713 --> 00:13:44,840 Look, I get it, you've been married for 6 years, 214 00:13:44,882 --> 00:13:46,713 you're looking to spice things up. 215 00:13:46,717 --> 00:13:48,776 But, trust me, adopting 15 children 216 00:13:48,819 --> 00:13:50,684 is the wrong kind of spice. 217 00:13:50,721 --> 00:13:54,714 Those things are basically feral. - Pardon me, sir, 218 00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:58,684 but those youngsters are lambs! Lost little lambs 219 00:13:58,729 --> 00:14:02,665 in need of two kind, caring shepherds! - That's right. 220 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:05,692 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 221 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:08,796 You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want 222 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:13,675 and you just love their little socks off! Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'. 223 00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:23,342 Hey, mom! Why does your lame TV only have 1 channel? 224 00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,415 Well? Hate to say I told you- 225 00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:42,235 Hey, Tapper? - No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope. 226 00:14:42,239 --> 00:14:45,231 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago! 227 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:47,436 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 228 00:14:47,444 --> 00:14:50,504 She's glitching like crazy and acting super insecure and 229 00:14:51,315 --> 00:14:56,252 Oh, get this. She said being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 230 00:14:56,453 --> 00:14:58,512 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 231 00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:02,656 Right, Tapper? Right? - I'm sorry, who's acting insecure? 232 00:15:02,692 --> 00:15:07,561 Ralph, come on. the kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 233 00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:09,662 There you ar- 234 00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:12,633 Hey, Ralph. - Hey, Felix. 235 00:15:12,636 --> 00:15:15,605 Since when do you drink root beer? - Since tonight. 236 00:15:15,605 --> 00:15:16,731 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 237 00:15:16,773 --> 00:15:20,709 Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be for Vanellope. I guess you can have it. 238 00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,679 Doesn't look like she's coming. - Thanks. 239 00:15:23,713 --> 00:15:26,739 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is 240 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,514 somehow, partially my fault. 241 00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:34,684 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. - Mine was too! 242 00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:38,558 But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15! 243 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:40,587 Isn't that just a blessing? 244 00:15:47,637 --> 00:15:49,798 Wait a minute. What did you just say, Felix? 245 00:15:50,774 --> 00:15:53,834 Isn't that just a blessing? - No, that weird sound thing. 246 00:15:55,645 --> 00:15:57,579 Yeah! 247 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:58,809 Say it again. 248 00:16:01,851 --> 00:16:02,818 Say it again! 249 00:16:06,623 --> 00:16:08,750 eBoy? - Yeah! 250 00:16:08,758 --> 00:16:10,783 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 251 00:16:10,827 --> 00:16:14,763 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part in the internet 252 00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:19,667 in something called eBoy or, eBay! That's it, it was eBay! 253 00:16:19,669 --> 00:16:22,536 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the internet 254 00:16:22,539 --> 00:16:23,597 and fiding that part? 255 00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,733 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game 256 00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:28,642 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 257 00:16:28,645 --> 00:16:32,638 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those lovable scamps living in my house 258 00:16:32,682 --> 00:16:36,778 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 259 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:40,654 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 260 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:42,658 I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal! 261 00:16:42,792 --> 00:16:45,761 Ralph, what about your tab? You're only here for the root beer. 262 00:16:45,762 --> 00:16:48,822 Felix is gonna cover for me! Drinks on the house, everybody! 263 00:16:48,832 --> 00:16:50,561 Felix is paying! 264 00:17:03,046 --> 00:17:05,014 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 265 00:17:05,048 --> 00:17:08,197 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, 266 00:17:08,222 --> 00:17:11,068 little sister, cause we're about to blast off! 267 00:17:11,788 --> 00:17:14,655 What are you even talking about? 268 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,683 We're going to the internet. - What? 269 00:17:16,726 --> 00:17:18,626 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 270 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,629 No way! 271 00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:20,789 Yeah, I probably should have just said we're going to the internet. 272 00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:23,731 We're going to the internet! - Yeah, we are! 273 00:17:24,567 --> 00:17:26,660 Surge! Are we glad to see you! 274 00:17:26,703 --> 00:17:29,763 We want to report some malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole. 275 00:17:29,773 --> 00:17:33,732 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there! 276 00:17:33,777 --> 00:17:36,575 Oh, heck no, not on my watch! 277 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:37,739 Appreciate the tip. 278 00:17:41,785 --> 00:17:44,983 So, all we gotta do is find this eBoy place. 279 00:17:45,008 --> 00:17:46,688 - eBay. - Right, eBay. 280 00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,747 So we go over there, get the steering wheel, 281 00:17:48,772 --> 00:17:50,682 have it delivered to Litwak before Friday, 282 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,629 he'll fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was! 283 00:17:53,763 --> 00:17:54,821 Happily ever after! 284 00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:59,564 This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out idea for you, Ralph, no offense. 285 00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:01,537 I know, and none taken. 286 00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:07,669 Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, I give you the internet! 287 00:18:10,814 --> 00:18:15,547 The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 288 00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,678 I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 289 00:18:17,687 --> 00:18:20,679 Where do you think they keep their eBay? - Beats me. 290 00:18:20,690 --> 00:18:24,592 Hello? Anybody here? - Anyone, hello? 291 00:18:24,627 --> 00:18:27,790 We're looking for eBay! - You hear that, kid? 292 00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:30,664 Sweet echo! Check this out. 293 00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,573 Okay. Connect to network. 294 00:18:39,843 --> 00:18:45,782 Bingo. Password is "highscore", with a zero instead of O. 295 00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:50,651 Yes, and we are online. 296 00:19:00,797 --> 00:19:02,662 Ralph, look! 297 00:19:08,638 --> 00:19:12,574 That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a gremlin! - It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak! 298 00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:20,614 Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! - Hey, wait for me! 299 00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,742 Kid, come back! Wait! 300 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:27,755 Vanellope! 301 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,612 Kid! 302 00:19:53,616 --> 00:19:57,552 Ralph, isn't this great? - No, it is not! 303 00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,165 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 304 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,133 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 305 00:20:47,136 --> 00:20:52,164 We certainly are not, friendo. We are in the internet! 306 00:20:52,208 --> 00:20:53,232 Come on, Ralph! 307 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:05,179 Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! 308 00:21:06,155 --> 00:21:10,114 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 309 00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:15,156 But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever. 310 00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:19,066 How are we possibly gonna find eBay out there, Ralph? 311 00:21:19,101 --> 00:21:22,127 Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm sure there's someone out here 312 00:21:22,138 --> 00:21:23,530 who could give us directions. 313 00:21:24,106 --> 00:21:25,232 Look at there, at that guy! 314 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:27,300 He's got one of those hats that smart people wear. 315 00:21:27,309 --> 00:21:29,277 I bet he could help us. Come on! 316 00:21:29,301 --> 00:21:30,801 Welcome back to the searchbar, madam. 317 00:21:30,925 --> 00:21:33,825 I hope you are able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito 318 00:21:33,849 --> 00:21:36,549 based upon the search results I have provided this morning. 319 00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:39,173 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 320 00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:41,897 Where can I find ballet- 321 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:44,046 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? Ba- 322 00:21:44,047 --> 00:21:45,947 Tights. Girl, size small. 323 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,171 Oh, little madam is trying ballet now, I see. 324 00:21:49,195 --> 00:21:51,395 I hope this last longer than the soccer phase. 325 00:21:54,737 --> 00:21:57,510 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, 326 00:21:57,535 --> 00:22:00,461 girl, size small. Isn't that interesting! 327 00:22:01,585 --> 00:22:04,285 Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com". 328 00:22:05,109 --> 00:22:06,209 They never say "thank you". 329 00:22:06,278 --> 00:22:11,011 Oh, hello, sir. Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 330 00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,210 Let's start one for you. 331 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,185 What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Umm- 332 00:22:14,186 --> 00:22:16,086 Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman? - No. 333 00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:19,022 Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? 334 00:22:19,058 --> 00:22:19,974 Err- 335 00:22:19,999 --> 00:22:22,746 Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel, played by Jaleel White? 336 00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:25,792 Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 337 00:22:25,817 --> 00:22:27,294 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 338 00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:30,322 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 339 00:22:30,333 --> 00:22:34,326 Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. 340 00:22:34,337 --> 00:22:36,134 Let me try. 341 00:22:36,173 --> 00:22:38,232 eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel! 342 00:22:41,144 --> 00:22:43,339 Oh. I only found one result for your query! 343 00:22:43,346 --> 00:22:45,371 Hmm. Isn't that interesting! 344 00:22:46,349 --> 00:22:50,217 What? How did you-? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 345 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:54,122 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! - Well, you're welcome. 346 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:36,231 Guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 347 00:23:36,233 --> 00:23:38,201 There's a whole building full of 'em! 348 00:23:38,235 --> 00:23:40,396 Look, there it is! eBay! 349 00:23:48,311 --> 00:23:51,371 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game! 350 00:23:51,414 --> 00:23:55,145 Told you not to worry. We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize 351 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:56,345 and stay focused. 352 00:23:56,386 --> 00:23:58,377 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick! 353 00:23:58,421 --> 00:24:00,321 I love weird tricks! 354 00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:02,591 Sassy housewives want to meet you! 355 00:24:02,625 --> 00:24:04,650 Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 356 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:07,365 These 10 child stars went to prison! Number 6 will amaze you! 357 00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:08,528 - That sounds interesting. 358 00:24:08,565 --> 00:24:11,625 Want to get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how! 359 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:14,535 Ralph, come on! - There's a lot of cool stuff here! 360 00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,630 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother! 361 00:24:16,673 --> 00:24:19,540 How about you, lady? Want to get rich playing video games? 362 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,614 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, 363 00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:29,608 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten, bidding starts at 49.99... 364 00:24:29,619 --> 00:24:31,644 The beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 365 00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:35,681 ...19367, a gently used artificial hip. 366 00:24:41,598 --> 00:24:43,498 ...going once, going twice, and sold! 367 00:24:43,499 --> 00:24:45,694 A tortilla chip shaped like international superstar, Beyonce 368 00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,704 Knowles for 400. - Yay! So happy! 369 00:24:48,705 --> 00:24:51,538 Are you understanding how this game works? 370 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:53,509 I think all you have to do is, like, yell out 371 00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:56,478 the biggest number and then you win this stuff? 372 00:24:56,512 --> 00:24:58,605 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 373 00:24:58,648 --> 00:25:02,516 Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could tell where they keep their steering wheels. 374 00:25:02,552 --> 00:25:06,628 There's a bunch of, like, sports member-abilia, 375 00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:09,515 big baby clothes called lingerie? 376 00:25:09,525 --> 00:25:10,685 Go to the right. Move right. 377 00:25:10,727 --> 00:25:13,662 Oh, there's a row with a bunch of old video game junk. 378 00:25:13,663 --> 00:25:15,688 Oh, there it is! There it is, I see it! 379 00:25:15,732 --> 00:25:19,198 There's someone else trying to win it! Come on, hurry, let's go! 380 00:25:19,202 --> 00:25:21,971 We got 275, and with 30 seconds left in the auction, 381 00:25:21,972 --> 00:25:25,100 we have 275. - Get out of the way! 382 00:25:25,142 --> 00:25:26,694 I'll give you three- - I got 3. Can you 383 00:25:26,719 --> 00:25:28,168 give a 305? 305? Can you give a 3-5? 384 00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:28,895 305. 385 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,045 - 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310. - 310. 386 00:25:31,081 --> 00:25:32,912 315. - 320! 387 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:35,144 325. - Oh, man, this guy is good! 388 00:25:35,152 --> 00:25:37,315 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing! 389 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:39,054 - I hear 3 and a quarter, do I hear 350? 390 00:25:39,055 --> 00:25:40,955 350? - Watch this. 391 00:25:40,991 --> 00:25:42,049 1,000! 392 00:25:42,092 --> 00:25:45,960 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000! - Way to go, kid! 393 00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:48,021 That is a huge number! - Thank you. 394 00:25:48,064 --> 00:25:50,123 Check this out. 15,000! - 15,000? 395 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:53,000 Do I hear 15,500? 396 00:25:53,036 --> 00:25:55,095 15,500! - 16,000! 397 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,127 17,000! - 18,000! 398 00:25:56,173 --> 00:25:58,073 20,000! - 23,000! 399 00:25:58,108 --> 00:25:59,097 25,000! - 27,000! 400 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:00,852 27,001! 401 00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:05,980 - And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls! 402 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:07,973 That's me! - We won! 403 00:26:08,018 --> 00:26:11,215 Congratulations! Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 404 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:13,985 Please take it to checkout for processing. 405 00:26:14,124 --> 00:26:18,060 So, we are sent to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel 406 00:26:18,061 --> 00:26:20,988 to a Litwak's Family Fun Land in Los Alamitios, California? 407 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:21,963 - Yeah. 408 00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:25,059 With expedited shipping, that should arrive, Wednesday morning. 409 00:26:25,101 --> 00:26:28,093 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game! 410 00:26:28,104 --> 00:26:31,005 We're way ahead of schedule! - We rule! 411 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,941 I'll just need a credit card number. 412 00:26:32,976 --> 00:26:37,106 Sorry, what's a credi- a crehi car huher? - A credit, card, number. 413 00:26:37,113 --> 00:26:38,978 Number. Right. 414 00:26:39,015 --> 00:26:41,074 Uh, 7. - Excuse me? 415 00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:42,108 Sorry. No, you're right. 416 00:26:42,652 --> 00:26:46,645 Ridiculous. I meant 11. - Those aren't credit card numbers. 417 00:26:46,656 --> 00:26:47,645 I'm pretty sure they are. 418 00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,454 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 419 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:53,486 You owe $27,001. - Wha? 420 00:26:53,529 --> 00:26:57,488 Dollars? Dollars, like, money? - Yes. 421 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,697 And if you don't have a credit card, we also accept PayPal, Verifone, 422 00:27:00,737 --> 00:27:03,501 ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzzBucks. 423 00:27:04,607 --> 00:27:06,472 You're gonna laugh. 424 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:12,164 So, this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 425 00:27:12,189 --> 00:27:13,649 - Yeah. Yeah. 426 00:27:13,649 --> 00:27:16,641 I did leave my wallet at home in my wallet room, and the door's locked. 427 00:27:18,521 --> 00:27:23,481 If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy. 428 00:27:23,493 --> 00:27:25,518 You will forfeit the bid and you will lose this item. 429 00:27:25,528 --> 00:27:26,586 Next! 430 00:27:28,598 --> 00:27:31,624 Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy? Well, I got some free advice for you. 431 00:27:31,634 --> 00:27:34,432 Don't! What a scam! 432 00:27:37,673 --> 00:27:40,506 The signs aren't even real! 433 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,648 What the heck? 434 00:27:46,649 --> 00:27:48,446 Dang, internet! 435 00:27:54,457 --> 00:27:56,584 Hey, kid, what's wrong? 436 00:27:56,626 --> 00:27:59,618 If I don't have the steering wheel, I don't have the game! I'm game-less! 437 00:27:59,629 --> 00:28:04,566 There's only one steering wheel on the whole internet, and we blew our chance 438 00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:07,627 to get it! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down. 439 00:28:07,637 --> 00:28:09,537 We came here to save your game 440 00:28:09,572 --> 00:28:12,473 and that's what we're gonna do. - Okay. 441 00:28:12,475 --> 00:28:13,635 Okay? - Yeah. 442 00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:18,636 There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do 443 00:28:18,681 --> 00:28:21,582 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah! 444 00:28:21,584 --> 00:28:25,418 We're video game characters, Ralph! We don't have moolah. 445 00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:28,446 Unless you can think of some magical way to 446 00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:30,459 get rich playing video games. 447 00:28:32,662 --> 00:28:34,653 Wanna get rich playing video games? 448 00:28:34,697 --> 00:28:37,632 Click right here to find out how! - Back off, robber. 449 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:41,663 It's right this way. - Dang pop-up blockers! 450 00:28:41,704 --> 00:28:44,502 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? - There he is! 451 00:28:44,507 --> 00:28:46,532 Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 452 00:28:46,576 --> 00:28:49,602 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make 27,001 dollars 453 00:28:49,612 --> 00:28:51,443 or she loses her game! 454 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,449 Can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 455 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:55,677 You bet! 456 00:28:55,685 --> 00:28:58,677 Click here and I'll take you to my website! 457 00:29:01,691 --> 00:29:04,819 You got, uh, ample carriage there, buster. 458 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:06,492 Causing a little drag. - Sorry. 459 00:29:06,529 --> 00:29:09,150 You're getting close to the edge. - Huh? 460 00:29:09,175 --> 00:29:10,580 The edge! The edge! 461 00:29:13,469 --> 00:29:15,630 By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley. 462 00:29:15,638 --> 00:29:18,698 I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family! 463 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:26,447 Step into my parlor. - This is your website? 464 00:29:26,482 --> 00:29:27,608 I know what you're thinking. Not to worry 465 00:29:27,617 --> 00:29:30,677 because my antivirus guy was just as clean as a- 466 00:29:33,489 --> 00:29:34,615 Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing. 467 00:29:34,657 --> 00:29:37,216 Anyway, I know it's a little mess. Hey, Gord! 468 00:29:37,693 --> 00:29:41,562 But, I do have a system here, I really do. If I could just find that. Gord! 469 00:29:41,631 --> 00:29:44,623 Just gotta find this list. Oh! There you are. 470 00:29:44,634 --> 00:29:47,603 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 471 00:29:47,603 --> 00:29:49,594 What do you- what do you got for them, partner? 472 00:29:58,447 --> 00:29:59,505 Thank you. 473 00:29:59,682 --> 00:30:03,516 Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars. 474 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:07,613 Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars? 475 00:30:07,657 --> 00:30:11,462 Those there are some of your more common-place low-dollar items. 476 00:30:11,487 --> 00:30:13,687 - Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 477 00:30:13,696 --> 00:30:17,496 You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats 478 00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:20,502 from Pro League Soccer, we find those 479 00:30:20,503 --> 00:30:22,534 and bring them back here to you, and a human 480 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,701 being in the real world will pay us 15 dollars? 481 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:26,469 Yes, ma'am! 482 00:30:26,475 --> 00:30:28,636 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting! 483 00:30:28,678 --> 00:30:31,511 Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted 484 00:30:31,514 --> 00:30:33,675 items, and they sell 'em on my web site 485 00:30:33,716 --> 00:30:35,707 to the highest bidder! 486 00:30:35,718 --> 00:30:39,518 Okay, and here's the thing. We need, like, a buttload of money. 487 00:30:39,522 --> 00:30:42,650 So do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 488 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,474 Gord! Gord! 489 00:30:45,628 --> 00:30:47,493 Oh, there you are. 490 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:51,464 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 491 00:30:51,467 --> 00:30:54,493 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya? 492 00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:58,506 It's more than enough! - Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa 493 00:30:58,541 --> 00:31:01,601 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car 494 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,578 from a game called Slaughter Race. 495 00:31:03,612 --> 00:31:05,580 A racing game? - That's right. 496 00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:08,641 Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 497 00:31:08,651 --> 00:31:11,711 However, it's wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger. 498 00:31:11,754 --> 00:31:14,383 This kid is the best racer in the whole world! 499 00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:16,555 We'll get you that car, no problem-o. 500 00:31:16,579 --> 00:31:19,479 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk! 501 00:31:27,703 --> 00:31:30,570 This game is kind of amazing! 502 00:31:31,741 --> 00:31:34,642 The attention to detail is pretty impressive. 503 00:31:36,445 --> 00:31:38,675 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 504 00:31:40,549 --> 00:31:42,574 Nice kitty! Nice kitty! 505 00:31:46,689 --> 00:31:49,487 Let's just find Shank's car and get out of here. 506 00:31:49,512 --> 00:31:50,444 - Agreed. 507 00:31:56,532 --> 00:31:58,500 Look! There it is! 508 00:31:58,501 --> 00:32:00,526 That car is gorgeous! 509 00:32:00,569 --> 00:32:02,662 No wonder it's worth so much. 510 00:32:04,607 --> 00:32:08,475 Shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 511 00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:13,471 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 512 00:32:13,516 --> 00:32:18,476 Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 513 00:32:18,487 --> 00:32:22,583 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 514 00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:25,458 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 515 00:32:25,461 --> 00:32:28,453 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 516 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:41,540 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 517 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:48,449 I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 518 00:32:48,484 --> 00:32:51,544 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 519 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:55,422 is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 520 00:32:55,524 --> 00:32:59,688 Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 521 00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:05,632 End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 522 00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:07,568 Now I gotta start all over! 523 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,601 Ralph, maybe- 524 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:13,572 Where are you going? - I, am scared. 525 00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:16,339 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 526 00:33:16,364 --> 00:33:18,445 So I think we should get out of here right now. 527 00:33:18,481 --> 00:33:20,540 No, wait. I have an idea. 528 00:33:22,818 --> 00:33:25,878 Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 529 00:33:25,888 --> 00:33:29,722 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 530 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,852 Honestly, no. I don't. 531 00:33:32,861 --> 00:33:38,959 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 532 00:33:39,001 --> 00:33:42,960 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 533 00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:48,835 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked so hard to get 534 00:33:48,877 --> 00:33:50,845 here. - I hear you, Felony, 535 00:33:50,879 --> 00:33:52,904 but imagine a game without challenges. 536 00:33:52,915 --> 00:33:55,975 The same predictable thing every single time? 537 00:33:56,018 --> 00:33:57,986 Who wants that? - Shank's right. 538 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,012 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 539 00:34:01,037 --> 00:34:03,355 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 540 00:34:03,391 --> 00:34:05,518 it was more about how it made me feel, 541 00:34:05,527 --> 00:34:11,397 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 542 00:34:11,433 --> 00:34:15,267 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 543 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:17,739 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like if someone actually did 544 00:34:17,739 --> 00:34:19,934 get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 545 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:22,967 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 546 00:34:23,779 --> 00:34:24,939 What? 547 00:34:26,882 --> 00:34:29,817 Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 548 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,912 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 549 00:34:33,436 --> 00:34:37,758 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 550 00:34:37,759 --> 00:34:39,319 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 551 00:34:39,361 --> 00:34:42,727 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 552 00:34:46,802 --> 00:34:48,861 This is nice! 553 00:34:49,872 --> 00:34:51,965 Where have you been all my life? 554 00:34:52,774 --> 00:34:56,870 ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 555 00:34:56,912 --> 00:34:58,114 Oh, I'm... Larry? 556 00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,895 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 557 00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:13,724 Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 558 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:20,961 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 559 00:35:20,969 --> 00:35:22,834 And I need yours. Sorry. 560 00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:26,931 I'm just- I'm just gonna go. 561 00:35:29,778 --> 00:35:31,973 This is the worst day of my life! 562 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,783 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 563 00:35:36,818 --> 00:35:38,945 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 564 00:35:38,954 --> 00:35:40,945 And get paid. - No problem! 565 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,853 Look at this guy coming in hot. 566 00:36:01,977 --> 00:36:05,936 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 567 00:36:09,818 --> 00:36:11,945 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 568 00:36:15,388 --> 00:36:19,256 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She looks upset. 569 00:36:19,292 --> 00:36:21,351 Ah, don't worry, I will lose her. 570 00:36:31,471 --> 00:36:34,235 Kid, get back on the track or I'm gonna lose my cookies! 571 00:36:34,273 --> 00:36:37,265 There is no track! I can drive anywhere! 572 00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:53,483 Kid, she's coming up right behind us! 573 00:36:53,526 --> 00:36:55,289 Oh, hello! 574 00:36:55,328 --> 00:36:59,287 I believe you have something of mine? - Yeah, come and get it! 575 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,448 This girl can drive! 576 00:37:26,459 --> 00:37:29,485 Would you hurry up and lose her? - I'm trying! 577 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:32,464 Hang on, chumbo! 578 00:37:52,351 --> 00:37:55,017 Mother of Hubbard, this lady can really drive! 579 00:37:55,255 --> 00:37:58,351 Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire there? That's a dead end! Dead end! 580 00:37:58,352 --> 00:37:59,351 - Not for me! 581 00:37:59,359 --> 00:38:01,293 Bye-bye, Shanky! 582 00:38:03,963 --> 00:38:06,796 That's the stuff! - Good job, kid! 583 00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:11,793 I feel like me again! One exit straight ahead! 584 00:38:29,022 --> 00:38:32,753 You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you- 585 00:38:32,792 --> 00:38:35,761 You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. - Kid! 586 00:38:43,036 --> 00:38:46,802 Department of Noise. Get out of my car! 587 00:38:46,806 --> 00:38:49,832 What are we gonna do? - You just stay put. Don't panic. 588 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,969 I'm gonna talk to her. - Ralph, be careful. 589 00:38:52,011 --> 00:38:55,742 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 590 00:38:58,818 --> 00:39:00,843 I'm stuck! 591 00:39:02,756 --> 00:39:05,987 This car is not designed for a big boy. 592 00:39:06,025 --> 00:39:09,756 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 593 00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:11,391 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 594 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:11,923 - No, wait! 595 00:39:11,931 --> 00:39:14,923 Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 596 00:39:14,968 --> 00:39:17,869 My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. 597 00:39:17,904 --> 00:39:20,771 You should see her racing on her sweet little track 598 00:39:20,774 --> 00:39:22,901 in her cookie wafer cart we built together. 599 00:39:23,977 --> 00:39:29,973 The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was- it was my fault! 600 00:39:29,983 --> 00:39:32,834 So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do 601 00:39:32,859 --> 00:39:35,785 that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car- 602 00:39:35,822 --> 00:39:38,848 Okay, okay. You can stop crying. 603 00:39:38,892 --> 00:39:42,760 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 604 00:39:42,762 --> 00:39:44,252 Thank you. 605 00:39:44,277 --> 00:39:48,723 I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. 606 00:39:48,768 --> 00:39:49,757 Right, guys? - Right. 607 00:39:49,803 --> 00:39:52,033 We're like family. - That's really great. 608 00:39:52,038 --> 00:39:55,872 So does this mean we can keep your car? - Absolutely not. 609 00:39:55,875 --> 00:39:58,935 But I do wanna help. Hey, you got your phone on you? 610 00:39:58,945 --> 00:40:00,840 You know it! - Let's make a video. 611 00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:03,006 Pyro! Hit big boy with the blowing gun. 612 00:40:03,049 --> 00:40:05,745 I'd love to. - Wait, what's a blowing- 613 00:40:07,954 --> 00:40:10,821 Say something. First thing that comes to your mind. 614 00:40:10,845 --> 00:40:12,845 I'm gonna wreck it! 615 00:40:13,793 --> 00:40:16,728 Good! Alright. Turn it off. 616 00:40:18,798 --> 00:40:20,959 What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 617 00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:23,834 There are much better ways to make money on the internet 618 00:40:23,870 --> 00:40:28,773 than stealing cars, such as, becoming a BuzzzTube star. 619 00:40:28,775 --> 00:40:30,834 Am I supposed to know what that is? 620 00:40:30,844 --> 00:40:32,835 Come on, now, everybody knows BuzzzTube! 621 00:40:32,879 --> 00:40:36,838 It's the video sharing site. - I'm just starting your account. 622 00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:38,851 Alright, there you go. 623 00:40:38,852 --> 00:40:42,788 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 624 00:40:42,822 --> 00:40:46,724 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss, she's the head algorithm over there. 625 00:40:46,759 --> 00:40:48,920 Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up. 626 00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:53,831 Wow, that's very nice of you. - Not sure if "nice" is a right word. 627 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,927 Thank you. - I should be thanking you, little sister. 628 00:40:56,936 --> 00:41:00,997 That race was fun. - Oh. Well, uh, thank you again. 629 00:41:02,842 --> 00:41:07,006 Shank, what moves did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 630 00:41:07,046 --> 00:41:09,981 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe? 631 00:41:09,983 --> 00:41:11,883 Maybe. 632 00:41:11,885 --> 00:41:14,854 If you ever want to come back for a rematch, I'd be happy 633 00:41:14,888 --> 00:41:17,755 to kick your butt again. See ya. 634 00:41:31,971 --> 00:41:33,962 Whoa. - Show-off. 635 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:39,003 That place was scary. - I know, it was so exciting! 636 00:41:39,545 --> 00:41:41,441 No, exciting is when you smile. 637 00:41:41,948 --> 00:41:43,176 Scary is when you clench your butt. 638 00:41:43,282 --> 00:41:45,250 And my butt is still clenched. 639 00:41:44,684 --> 00:41:47,331 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me that Shank 640 00:41:47,356 --> 00:41:49,645 lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 641 00:41:49,956 --> 00:41:52,789 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 642 00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:55,761 Let's see. She looks cool, she talks cool, she drives cool, 643 00:41:55,762 --> 00:41:57,855 her hair is cool, her car is cool. - Wait a minute. 644 00:41:57,864 --> 00:42:00,799 You're saying my hair's uncool? - What? No. 645 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:02,926 I'm just saying the game was next level. 646 00:42:02,969 --> 00:42:05,904 There's no one telling you what to do, where to go. 647 00:42:05,905 --> 00:42:10,774 Hey, just where do you thing you're going? - To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 648 00:42:10,810 --> 00:42:12,971 No, no, no, no, no, we're going back to Spamley's. 649 00:42:12,979 --> 00:42:14,913 He can give us some easier loot to find. 650 00:42:14,914 --> 00:42:17,747 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 651 00:42:17,784 --> 00:42:20,357 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 652 00:42:20,382 --> 00:42:21,239 - Well I do. 653 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,750 Well I- - Hello, mister! 654 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,869 Who are you? - I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger. 655 00:42:26,893 --> 00:42:28,758 An actual eBoy. 656 00:42:28,761 --> 00:42:31,787 Just here to let you know your bid expires in 8 hours. 657 00:42:31,798 --> 00:42:34,858 8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy. 658 00:42:34,867 --> 00:42:36,027 You got it, Jackson. 659 00:42:36,869 --> 00:42:42,000 Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley, it will take 20 years 660 00:42:42,008 --> 00:42:44,772 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 661 00:42:44,777 --> 00:42:47,905 Alright. Fine, we'll do it your way but I'm telling you right 662 00:42:47,947 --> 00:42:50,780 now that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 663 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,021 There are all kinds of videos in here. 664 00:43:01,027 --> 00:43:03,894 Yeah, like beavers and cats. 665 00:43:03,930 --> 00:43:05,864 Look! There's you! 666 00:43:09,902 --> 00:43:12,894 Wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 667 00:43:12,905 --> 00:43:14,873 Obviously, they love me. 668 00:43:14,874 --> 00:43:16,808 I told you this place was a good idea. 669 00:43:16,843 --> 00:43:18,868 Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof. 670 00:43:18,878 --> 00:43:21,779 Now, who were we supposed to see about getting paid again? 671 00:43:21,781 --> 00:43:24,716 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 672 00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:28,847 No. No. No. Uninspiring. 673 00:43:28,855 --> 00:43:29,844 Cliché. 674 00:43:29,889 --> 00:43:31,880 YouTube's got this one. 675 00:43:31,891 --> 00:43:36,794 Chewbacca Dad? Really? - Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, 676 00:43:36,829 --> 00:43:38,854 but it's a daddy. - No! 677 00:43:38,865 --> 00:43:42,801 Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor? 678 00:43:42,835 --> 00:43:47,863 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube, which means I curate the content 679 00:43:47,874 --> 00:43:50,866 at the internet's most popular video sharing site, 680 00:43:50,910 --> 00:43:54,126 which means I don't have time to trifle with every shoeless, 681 00:43:54,151 --> 00:43:56,815 mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office! 682 00:43:56,816 --> 00:43:58,319 Call security, Maybe. 683 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:01,777 - Yes, but Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 684 00:44:02,354 --> 00:44:04,618 Who? - The man with undulating jaws? 685 00:44:04,623 --> 00:44:08,491 So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts. 686 00:44:11,397 --> 00:44:14,525 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 687 00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:16,433 Grab him a drink. 688 00:44:16,468 --> 00:44:19,437 Yeah, this lady named Shank, she actually made the video. 689 00:44:19,471 --> 00:44:23,567 She's the one who told us to come see you. - No wonder your video's so dope. 690 00:44:23,575 --> 00:44:26,476 Shank is for real cool. - Right? 691 00:44:26,478 --> 00:44:30,414 She is not. I'm the cool one, getting all the hearts. 692 00:44:30,416 --> 00:44:33,476 That's right, you big baby. 693 00:44:34,353 --> 00:44:37,516 What did you say your name was? - Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 694 00:44:37,556 --> 00:44:42,584 Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending! And these are for you. 695 00:44:42,594 --> 00:44:50,434 Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts! 696 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:54,567 Not to buzzcoat the lovefest you guys got going on here, 697 00:44:54,607 --> 00:45:00,341 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 698 00:45:00,346 --> 00:45:04,142 Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 699 00:45:04,267 --> 00:45:05,031 Kaching! 700 00:45:05,452 --> 00:45:07,386 $43,000? 701 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:11,413 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done! - Oh, no, no, no. 702 00:45:11,424 --> 00:45:19,331 No. That's $43. - 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 703 00:45:19,332 --> 00:45:22,460 We only have 8 hours left to save my game. 704 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:25,471 I hate to say it, but, that ain't happening. 705 00:45:25,505 --> 00:45:28,565 Your video's tapped out. - But I thought I was "trenching". 706 00:45:28,575 --> 00:45:29,564 "Trending". 707 00:45:29,609 --> 00:45:32,339 You were, but that was 15 seconds ago. 708 00:45:32,345 --> 00:45:33,573 Now, you're not. 709 00:45:33,580 --> 00:45:35,605 Thanks for stopping by, though. 710 00:45:37,617 --> 00:45:39,148 What we gonna do, kid? 711 00:45:39,173 --> 00:45:42,350 - Alright, pal, I have an idea. Hear me out. 712 00:45:42,388 --> 00:45:45,448 What if we go back to Slaughter Race, 713 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:48,586 and I ask Shank- - No, no, no. 714 00:45:48,595 --> 00:45:50,495 We're not going back to that death trap. 715 00:45:50,530 --> 00:45:53,363 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos of me 716 00:45:53,366 --> 00:45:55,493 doing all kinds of crazy things? 717 00:45:55,535 --> 00:45:57,400 You mean saturate the market? 718 00:45:57,403 --> 00:46:00,338 That could give you a lot of hearts fast. 719 00:46:00,373 --> 00:46:03,536 Have you thought this through at all? What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 720 00:46:03,543 --> 00:46:07,377 I'll just copy whatever's popular. - Genius! 721 00:46:07,413 --> 00:46:09,347 Yo, Maybe, what's trending now? 722 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:10,577 Let's have a looky-looky. 723 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:13,381 As usual, human suffering is number 1. 724 00:46:13,419 --> 00:46:16,354 Followed by hot pepper eating challenges, 725 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,448 video game walkthroughs, 726 00:46:17,490 --> 00:46:19,390 screaming goats are back, 727 00:46:19,392 --> 00:46:22,384 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials, 728 00:46:22,395 --> 00:46:25,364 and lastly, bee puns. 729 00:46:25,888 --> 00:46:28,488 Let's "bee" friends! 730 00:46:30,370 --> 00:46:32,634 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 731 00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:34,504 He won't be doing any bee puns. 732 00:46:34,507 --> 00:46:38,534 They're beneath you. - Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am! 733 00:46:38,545 --> 00:46:41,514 And I'll be eating a hot pepper, and I'll put on a makeup, 734 00:46:41,514 --> 00:46:44,483 whatever else it takes cause kid, we came here 735 00:46:44,517 --> 00:46:47,384 to save your game, and we're gonna do it! 736 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:51,356 I love it! That is what the internet was made for! 737 00:46:51,357 --> 00:46:52,415 Now, let's get to work! 738 00:47:10,311 --> 00:47:14,304 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph? - That bad guy from the old video game? 739 00:47:14,548 --> 00:47:18,416 Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 740 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:34,526 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 741 00:47:34,568 --> 00:47:36,536 Nobody knows who's making them, 742 00:47:36,570 --> 00:47:40,597 but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly bizarre videos 743 00:47:40,608 --> 00:47:43,475 starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph. 744 00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:46,536 Check out what everyone's buzzing about over at BuzzzTube.com. 745 00:47:46,580 --> 00:47:50,539 Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here with the ghost pepper challenge. 746 00:47:50,551 --> 00:47:53,384 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 747 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,351 It's not so- 748 00:47:55,389 --> 00:47:56,947 It's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 749 00:47:57,358 --> 00:48:00,418 Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 750 00:48:00,427 --> 00:48:02,418 Where are these things coming from? 751 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,488 Hey, Josie? Have you seen the pepper challenge? 752 00:48:04,498 --> 00:48:07,524 Not yet, I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 753 00:48:07,568 --> 00:48:09,502 It's disgusting! 754 00:48:10,437 --> 00:48:13,600 ...just wanna blend that out there, like this. 755 00:48:13,607 --> 00:48:17,543 And that, my friend, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 756 00:48:18,446 --> 00:48:21,537 Start with the "hootenanny", shift it into a "floss", 757 00:48:21,548 --> 00:48:25,416 and then finish with a "hot marat". 758 00:48:26,387 --> 00:48:30,619 ...I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend. 759 00:48:30,624 --> 00:48:34,526 Everybody needs a friend. 760 00:48:35,362 --> 00:48:40,527 ...sleeping under his ears. 761 00:48:41,402 --> 00:48:46,396 ...and we've been baking at about 950 degrees now for 6 hours, so, 762 00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:48,175 it should be ready. 763 00:48:48,210 --> 00:48:50,201 Voila! Burnt pie! 764 00:48:50,245 --> 00:48:52,076 Let's get a little whiff of this- 765 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,207 My hair, my hair, my hair! 766 00:48:55,249 --> 00:49:00,084 This man is on fire! Literal and figurative fire! 767 00:49:00,121 --> 00:49:03,056 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next 5 hours 768 00:49:03,057 --> 00:49:05,252 or this beautiful child loses her game! 769 00:49:05,292 --> 00:49:08,056 That's why I'm onto phase 2! 770 00:49:08,062 --> 00:49:12,192 You! My elite pop-up army, I need you out there popping up 771 00:49:12,233 --> 00:49:14,258 and getting click all over the internet. 772 00:49:14,301 --> 00:49:18,067 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable! 773 00:49:18,105 --> 00:49:21,302 Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that beautiful traffics of buzz, too, 774 00:49:21,808 --> 00:49:24,709 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts! 775 00:49:28,649 --> 00:49:30,708 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you! 776 00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:33,777 You don't want to miss this! It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video! 777 00:49:33,820 --> 00:49:35,583 Click it! Click it! 778 00:49:47,701 --> 00:49:50,636 Man, oh, man, that looks so fun! 779 00:49:50,637 --> 00:49:51,763 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 780 00:49:51,805 --> 00:49:54,638 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggresive? 781 00:49:54,641 --> 00:50:00,546 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 782 00:50:00,581 --> 00:50:01,775 Oh, yes. You're perfect! 783 00:50:01,815 --> 00:50:03,715 Here! - Thank you. 784 00:50:03,717 --> 00:50:06,811 If you're going, I wanna go. - No, baby. You gotta stay here 785 00:50:06,853 --> 00:50:09,720 and be my movie star. - What? No, no, no, no. 786 00:50:09,723 --> 00:50:11,748 Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 787 00:50:11,792 --> 00:50:13,589 Or peanut butter and bacon. 788 00:50:13,594 --> 00:50:15,585 One cannot exist without the other. 789 00:50:15,629 --> 00:50:17,688 Go on, kid. Tell her. - It's true. 790 00:50:17,698 --> 00:50:20,724 In fact, it's so true that we will be 791 00:50:20,767 --> 00:50:22,758 fine if we're apart for a minute. - B-but- 792 00:50:22,803 --> 00:50:25,670 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 793 00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:28,766 I just wanna get out there and be useful. - Without me? 794 00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:30,777 What if you get lost? You're just a kid! 795 00:50:30,777 --> 00:50:33,610 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 796 00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:37,614 I'm bigger. - Don't be insecure, big fella. 797 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,609 She's not gonna get lost, I promise. 798 00:50:39,653 --> 00:50:42,713 She'll be in my personal web browser. 799 00:50:42,823 --> 00:50:45,656 And your app comes with BuzzzFace, 800 00:50:45,659 --> 00:50:47,903 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the internet. 801 00:50:47,928 --> 00:50:48,651 - See? 802 00:50:48,662 --> 00:50:52,564 I'll be fine. - I know, I just- 803 00:50:55,569 --> 00:50:58,595 We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years. 804 00:50:58,639 --> 00:51:03,542 I'm going to miss you. - You'll be fine, too. 805 00:51:03,577 --> 00:51:05,671 The more hearts you videos get, 806 00:51:05,792 --> 00:51:08,558 the faster we'll get the wheel, and then we can go home. 807 00:51:08,582 --> 00:51:12,643 We'll be celebrating at Tappers this time tomorrow, buddy. 808 00:51:12,653 --> 00:51:14,878 Yeah. I guess you're right. 809 00:51:15,756 --> 00:51:16,990 Bye! 810 00:51:17,715 --> 00:51:20,717 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy! 811 00:51:23,897 --> 00:51:26,647 So where exactly are you sending her? 812 00:51:26,672 --> 00:51:28,598 - Well, since candy girl comes from an arcade game, 813 00:51:28,602 --> 00:51:31,571 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 814 00:51:31,772 --> 00:51:34,798 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous. 815 00:51:34,808 --> 00:51:36,673 And they rotten your brain. 816 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,636 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more, totally different from that 817 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:42,672 and nowhere near there? 818 00:51:42,716 --> 00:51:46,812 Let's see. Family-friendly fan sites, that sounds safe. 819 00:51:46,820 --> 00:51:48,685 And she is technically a princess, 820 00:51:48,689 --> 00:51:51,783 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 821 00:51:51,825 --> 00:51:55,556 I love it! Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up 822 00:51:55,562 --> 00:51:56,824 to "OhMyDisney.com"! 823 00:52:01,768 --> 00:52:05,568 Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers! 824 00:52:16,683 --> 00:52:21,746 Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. 825 00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:26,624 Hey. Easy there. - Oh. I mean, no offense or anything. 826 00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,821 Time to get to work! 827 00:52:28,829 --> 00:52:30,797 ...and for your final question, 828 00:52:30,831 --> 00:52:33,732 my friend would describe me as? 829 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:37,693 Smart, funny, kind, or brave. 830 00:52:38,805 --> 00:52:40,636 Kind, I guess? 831 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:47,510 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is, Snow White! 832 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,749 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-lt Ralph. Click here to see his new video. 833 00:52:57,624 --> 00:52:58,682 Thank you! 834 00:52:59,559 --> 00:53:01,789 In Captain America: The First Avenger, 835 00:53:01,795 --> 00:53:04,593 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, 836 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:05,656 guardian of wisdom and faith. 837 00:53:05,699 --> 00:53:09,658 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 838 00:53:09,703 --> 00:53:13,696 I am Groot. - Okay. Okay, thank you very much. 839 00:53:13,807 --> 00:53:17,573 What is Drax really like? - I am Groot. 840 00:53:17,577 --> 00:53:20,671 Thank you. - Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree? 841 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,514 Excuse me, I'll take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope. 842 00:53:24,551 --> 00:53:26,542 Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! 843 00:53:26,853 --> 00:53:29,617 This is almost too easy. 844 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,683 You have a permit for that pop-up? 845 00:53:32,692 --> 00:53:35,684 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 846 00:53:36,763 --> 00:53:38,628 She's getting away! 847 00:53:41,601 --> 00:53:42,659 This way. 848 00:53:43,670 --> 00:53:45,535 Sorry, mister! 849 00:53:47,841 --> 00:53:51,709 Hey! Can't you read? Cast members only! 850 00:53:52,746 --> 00:53:56,512 Think she went out this way. Come on. - Roger that. 851 00:53:56,550 --> 00:53:57,936 Did you see a kid coming through here? 852 00:53:57,961 --> 00:54:00,637 - Came running through here like a headless hen. 853 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:04,586 Any sign of her? - No. 854 00:54:04,624 --> 00:54:08,526 Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium. - Come on, let's check it out. 855 00:54:15,734 --> 00:54:17,565 Hi. 856 00:54:20,739 --> 00:54:22,798 Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! 857 00:54:23,776 --> 00:54:26,609 See, um... I'm a princess, too! - Wait. What? 858 00:54:26,612 --> 00:54:32,744 Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? 859 00:54:32,785 --> 00:54:34,582 I'm sure you've heard of us. 860 00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:36,611 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 861 00:54:37,690 --> 00:54:40,591 What kind of a princess are you? - What kind? 862 00:54:40,626 --> 00:54:42,719 Do you have magic hair? - No. 863 00:54:42,728 --> 00:54:44,593 Magic hands? - No. 864 00:54:44,630 --> 00:54:46,564 Do animals talk to you? - No. 865 00:54:46,599 --> 00:54:47,759 Were you poisoned? - No! 866 00:54:47,766 --> 00:54:48,755 Cursed? - No! 867 00:54:48,801 --> 00:54:51,599 Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! Are you guys okay? 868 00:54:51,604 --> 00:54:52,536 Should I call the police? 869 00:54:52,571 --> 00:54:55,540 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, 870 00:54:55,574 --> 00:54:58,634 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! 871 00:54:58,644 --> 00:55:00,703 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 872 00:55:00,746 --> 00:55:03,544 Have you ever had true love's kiss? - Eww, barf! 873 00:55:03,582 --> 00:55:06,551 Do you have daddy issues? - I don't even have a mom. 874 00:55:06,552 --> 00:55:07,746 Neither do we! 875 00:55:07,786 --> 00:55:10,584 And now for the million dollar question: 876 00:55:10,589 --> 00:55:12,784 Do people assume all your problems got solved 877 00:55:12,825 --> 00:55:15,521 because a big strong man showed up? 878 00:55:15,561 --> 00:55:16,789 Yes! What is up with that? 879 00:55:16,829 --> 00:55:18,729 She is a Princess! 880 00:55:19,732 --> 00:55:22,792 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 881 00:55:22,801 --> 00:55:26,669 Oh, this old thing? - I'd so love to have one of my own. 882 00:55:26,672 --> 00:55:29,539 As would I. - Me too! 883 00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:32,568 I want one too, you guys. - I'll get my mice on this. 884 00:55:34,747 --> 00:55:37,716 So this is love. 885 00:55:37,716 --> 00:55:42,551 All hail Princess Vanellope, the Queen of comfy. 886 00:55:43,656 --> 00:55:46,625 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, 887 00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,684 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 888 00:55:48,727 --> 00:55:50,592 What's it called again? 889 00:55:50,596 --> 00:55:52,564 Oh, yeah. A shirt. 890 00:55:57,603 --> 00:55:58,797 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? 891 00:55:59,572 --> 00:56:00,587 Uh, she's singing. 892 00:56:00,612 --> 00:56:03,633 - Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and- 893 00:56:03,642 --> 00:56:06,509 Wait, you all saw it, too, right? 894 00:56:06,545 --> 00:56:09,571 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 895 00:56:09,582 --> 00:56:12,710 Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. 896 00:56:12,751 --> 00:56:13,809 Why don't you give it a try? 897 00:56:13,819 --> 00:56:17,496 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 898 00:56:17,521 --> 00:56:18,722 - Okay. 899 00:56:18,724 --> 00:56:21,522 Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. 900 00:56:34,673 --> 00:56:36,766 Well, there's a lot to unpack here. 901 00:56:36,809 --> 00:56:41,696 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 902 00:56:41,921 --> 00:56:43,681 - Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. 903 00:56:43,716 --> 00:56:45,741 It's just, I literally want a steering wheel. 904 00:56:45,751 --> 00:56:48,627 I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. 905 00:56:48,652 --> 00:56:49,778 - Maybe a little. 906 00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:55,556 But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace 907 00:56:55,561 --> 00:56:57,756 to reflect. - What works for some of us 908 00:56:57,763 --> 00:57:01,783 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 909 00:57:02,508 --> 00:57:03,523 - What? 910 00:57:03,621 --> 00:57:05,803 Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. 911 00:57:05,804 --> 00:57:07,567 I stare at the ocean. 912 00:57:07,573 --> 00:57:09,666 Horse trough. - Soap bubbles. 913 00:57:09,675 --> 00:57:12,576 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water- 914 00:57:12,611 --> 00:57:15,671 Ah. Important water. - Right, of course, 915 00:57:15,714 --> 00:57:17,648 important water. 916 00:57:17,650 --> 00:57:20,642 I stare at the important water, and somehow 917 00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,813 magically, I'll start singing about my dream? 918 00:57:22,821 --> 00:57:24,686 For sure. 919 00:57:24,723 --> 00:57:27,783 Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 920 00:57:28,594 --> 00:57:30,562 Five minutes, Princesses. 921 00:57:30,562 --> 00:57:34,658 Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes. 922 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:36,759 Okay, thank you. 923 00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:39,763 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 924 00:57:39,772 --> 00:57:42,536 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 925 00:57:42,574 --> 00:57:44,599 And best of luck finding your song. 926 00:57:52,651 --> 00:57:54,676 Uh-huh... What did she just say? - We don't know. 927 00:57:54,687 --> 00:57:57,554 We can't understand her. - She's from the other studio. 928 00:57:59,558 --> 00:58:03,654 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. 929 00:58:03,696 --> 00:58:05,687 Let's see what we got here. 930 00:58:05,698 --> 00:58:08,690 A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. 931 00:58:08,734 --> 00:58:12,568 Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. 932 00:58:12,604 --> 00:58:14,799 Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the- 933 00:58:16,642 --> 00:58:18,803 Open "sesabees"! 934 00:58:18,811 --> 00:58:20,676 Who would've guessed that bee pun 935 00:58:20,713 --> 00:58:22,681 would be the thing to put us over the top? 936 00:58:22,715 --> 00:58:24,774 That's the internet for you 937 00:58:24,783 --> 00:58:28,742 Alright. It is uploading. - Hey, mister! 938 00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:31,681 Hi, eBoy. - Just here to let you know 939 00:58:31,724 --> 00:58:34,625 your bid does expire in 30 minutes! 940 00:58:34,693 --> 00:58:37,662 Thanks, little eBoy. - You got it, chairman. 941 00:58:37,696 --> 00:58:40,597 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 942 00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:41,759 Okay. We just gotta- 943 00:58:42,701 --> 00:58:47,764 No, no, no. No! Not now! - What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 944 00:58:47,773 --> 00:58:50,571 What does that mean? - The file's not loading. 945 00:58:50,609 --> 00:58:52,600 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it! 946 00:58:52,644 --> 00:58:54,612 You don't have enough hearts. 947 00:58:55,581 --> 00:58:56,673 Ralph, where are you going? 948 00:58:56,698 --> 00:58:58,597 Going down to the floor to get some hearts! 949 00:58:58,650 --> 00:58:59,776 Genius, good thinking! 950 00:58:59,785 --> 00:59:02,549 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 951 00:59:05,824 --> 00:59:07,621 Oh, no, only one person. 952 00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:11,559 Hey, guys. Come and check out my video. You're gonna love it. 953 00:59:11,563 --> 00:59:13,198 Right over here. Here we go. 954 00:59:13,223 --> 00:59:15,081 What are you- You guys! 955 00:59:15,768 --> 00:59:17,633 A cat? 956 00:59:17,669 --> 00:59:21,696 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 957 00:59:22,808 --> 00:59:23,797 What? 958 00:59:23,842 --> 00:59:25,776 Give me that hose, partner. 959 00:59:25,778 --> 00:59:28,804 You know you love it. You give me those hearts! 960 00:59:29,615 --> 00:59:32,610 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart! 961 00:59:32,635 --> 00:59:33,608 That's it! 962 00:59:33,619 --> 00:59:35,610 Let's see who's in here. 963 00:59:35,654 --> 00:59:38,680 Hello? Anybody in here? 964 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:43,790 What the heck is this place? 965 00:59:44,830 --> 00:59:47,697 Some kinda library? 966 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:50,701 "Wreck-lt Ralph is back." 967 00:59:50,736 --> 00:59:55,764 You're talking about me! Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive. 968 00:59:55,808 --> 00:59:59,608 "Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game." 969 00:59:59,611 --> 01:00:00,805 Mine too. 970 01:00:00,813 --> 01:00:03,646 "Ralph's videos stink." 971 01:00:04,650 --> 01:00:09,610 "So stupid." "Ralph is the worst." 972 01:00:09,621 --> 01:00:11,782 "I hate him." 973 01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:15,616 "He's so fat and ugly." 974 01:00:16,829 --> 01:00:21,766 "Just a worthless bum alone on a pile of bricks." 975 01:00:28,774 --> 01:00:32,801 Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude? I gotta show you- 976 01:00:36,582 --> 01:00:41,645 First rule of the internet: Do not read the comments. 977 01:00:41,687 --> 01:00:43,712 Should've told you that. 978 01:00:43,722 --> 01:00:47,749 Look, this place can bring out the worst 979 01:00:47,793 --> 01:00:50,557 in some people, but you gotta ignore all this. 980 01:00:50,562 --> 01:00:52,757 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 981 01:00:52,764 --> 01:00:55,790 I don't care. It's fine. 982 01:00:56,635 --> 01:00:59,763 People hated me my whole life for being a bad guy. 983 01:01:00,672 --> 01:01:05,666 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 984 01:01:05,711 --> 01:01:08,771 Vanellope gave me this. And as long as she likes me, 985 01:01:08,780 --> 01:01:10,404 I don't need anybody else. 986 01:01:10,429 --> 01:01:12,716 And I sure don't need the internet. 987 01:01:12,718 --> 01:01:15,778 Hold on. It's not all bad. 988 01:01:15,787 --> 01:01:20,622 The internet can also be a place where you find a steering wheel at one website 989 01:01:20,626 --> 01:01:22,787 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 990 01:01:22,828 --> 01:01:27,595 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it! - Really? 991 01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:29,658 Yes! Check your Buzzzy account. 992 01:01:29,668 --> 01:01:32,637 You needed $27,000, you got over 30 grand! 993 01:01:32,638 --> 01:01:35,664 Oh, my gosh! This is great! Thank you, Yesss! 994 01:01:35,674 --> 01:01:38,575 I couldn't have done it without ya. - That's really true. 995 01:01:38,610 --> 01:01:40,771 Hey, eBoy! - What do you need, Ace? 996 01:01:40,812 --> 01:01:44,771 Can you give me a ride? - Let's hop along, Cassidy! 997 01:01:46,551 --> 01:01:49,611 Come on, song. Come on. 998 01:01:49,621 --> 01:01:51,680 I'm reflecting. 999 01:01:51,690 --> 01:01:54,625 What is it that I want? What is my quest? 1000 01:01:54,660 --> 01:01:56,787 What is my dream? 1001 01:01:58,764 --> 01:02:03,758 Well, at least I tried. No song for this princess, I guess. 1002 01:02:05,671 --> 01:02:08,731 How does this thing work? 1003 01:02:09,574 --> 01:02:12,543 Hey, kid, can you see me? - Yeah, you're right there. 1004 01:02:12,544 --> 01:02:14,512 We did it! We got the money! 1005 01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:16,776 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1006 01:02:16,782 --> 01:02:19,615 I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy. 1007 01:02:19,618 --> 01:02:21,745 We're almost there, champ. - Good work, eBoy. 1008 01:02:21,787 --> 01:02:24,551 Meet me out in front of eBay in 5 minutes, okay? 1009 01:02:24,556 --> 01:02:25,716 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1010 01:02:25,757 --> 01:02:27,622 We're going home, kid! 1011 01:02:27,626 --> 01:02:29,753 Our lives could finally get back to normal. 1012 01:02:33,632 --> 01:02:36,624 Wow, I can't believe that I get to go home. 1013 01:02:36,668 --> 01:02:40,764 So I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1014 01:02:41,606 --> 01:02:43,767 And now I got it, so, woo-hoo. 1015 01:02:49,681 --> 01:02:53,515 Slaughter Race? 1016 01:06:16,688 --> 01:06:18,679 You want to get rich playing video games? 1017 01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:21,659 Click here to f- Oh, Ralph. Ralph! 1018 01:06:21,693 --> 01:06:23,661 Hey there. - Oh, hey there, Spamley. 1019 01:06:23,662 --> 01:06:24,754 What's the good word, brother? 1020 01:06:24,779 --> 01:06:26,756 - The good word is I just paid for the steering wheel 1021 01:06:26,798 --> 01:06:28,318 and we are going home. 1022 01:06:28,343 --> 01:06:30,553 Congratulations. - Thanks. 1023 01:06:30,602 --> 01:06:35,596 Have you seen Vanellope anywhere? - Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1024 01:06:35,607 --> 01:06:36,801 Hope she's not lost. 1025 01:06:36,808 --> 01:06:39,606 I'm gonna try to reach her on this doohickey. 1026 01:06:48,820 --> 01:06:51,755 See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah? 1027 01:06:51,790 --> 01:06:55,556 That's the Sequoia Speedway. It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1028 01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:58,529 What are you doing in that awful game with her? 1029 01:06:58,763 --> 01:07:01,698 ...right over there. It's gonna be so tight. 1030 01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:02,791 I love it. 1031 01:07:03,668 --> 01:07:07,604 Can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1032 01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:08,863 Of course. 1033 01:07:08,888 --> 01:07:12,634 I know it sounds crazy, but the second I walked into this game, 1034 01:07:12,644 --> 01:07:16,580 It felt... well, it felt like home. 1035 01:07:16,615 --> 01:07:20,813 More than Sugar Rush ever did. - Oh, yeah? How so? 1036 01:07:20,819 --> 01:07:22,787 Cause it's like my dream. 1037 01:07:22,787 --> 01:07:27,724 It's full of weirdos, and the racing is super dangerous, and... 1038 01:07:27,726 --> 01:07:30,593 ...you never know what's gonna happen next. 1039 01:07:31,596 --> 01:07:35,532 Back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next 1040 01:07:35,567 --> 01:07:38,559 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1041 01:07:43,675 --> 01:07:46,769 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1042 01:07:46,778 --> 01:07:52,026 There is no law saying best friends has to have the same dreams. 1043 01:07:52,051 --> 01:07:53,775 You know? 1044 01:07:53,785 --> 01:08:02,591 Yeah. You are a very wise person, Shank. And a good friend, too. 1045 01:08:02,627 --> 01:08:03,634 Thank you. 1046 01:08:03,659 --> 01:08:06,678 Around here, peeps like to say "Shank you." 1047 01:08:07,632 --> 01:08:11,659 You know, after you go home, and your life gets back to normal, 1048 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:14,071 you're always welcome here. - But that's the thing, 1049 01:08:14,106 --> 01:08:16,267 I want this to be my normal. 1050 01:08:16,308 --> 01:08:21,245 I want this to be my life. I can't go home now. 1051 01:08:21,246 --> 01:08:24,147 I just can't. 1052 01:08:34,092 --> 01:08:38,028 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1053 01:08:38,063 --> 01:08:41,294 I can't believe it. - Straight up donkey kick to the teeth. 1054 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:47,135 She's supposed to be my best friend. No, this can't be right. 1055 01:08:47,239 --> 01:08:49,264 No, she's been brainwashed! 1056 01:08:49,308 --> 01:08:52,141 That's what this is. Cause the Vanellope I know 1057 01:08:52,144 --> 01:08:54,009 would never abandon me like that. 1058 01:08:54,046 --> 01:08:55,274 I gotta get her out of there right now. 1059 01:08:55,280 --> 01:08:57,180 Easy now, tiger! 1060 01:08:57,216 --> 01:09:00,049 I admire the impulse, but you charge in there like 1061 01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:02,316 some white knight, she's likely to hold it against you. 1062 01:09:02,321 --> 01:09:06,280 So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in the game that's obviously bad for her? 1063 01:09:06,325 --> 01:09:09,192 Of course not. - Then how do I make her leave? 1064 01:09:09,194 --> 01:09:12,095 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1065 01:09:12,097 --> 01:09:15,089 Unless you know how to make a game boring 1066 01:09:15,133 --> 01:09:15,963 or... 1067 01:09:15,988 --> 01:09:17,124 Wait. 1068 01:09:17,169 --> 01:09:20,189 You know about viruses and stuff. Right, Spamley? 1069 01:09:20,214 --> 01:09:21,196 Who's asking? 1070 01:09:21,206 --> 01:09:26,041 Back home, me and the kid use to goof off in this game called "Tron". 1071 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:29,104 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow 1072 01:09:29,114 --> 01:09:31,048 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out there. 1073 01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:34,109 So, do you know a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1074 01:09:34,152 --> 01:09:36,459 Oh, there's ways. 1075 01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:38,112 Follow me. 1076 01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:48,923 This area right here is what's called the "Dark Net". 1077 01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:50,834 Lot of shady characters hang out here. 1078 01:09:50,836 --> 01:09:52,804 So try to keep a low profile. 1079 01:09:52,828 --> 01:09:54,206 Gord! 1080 01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:57,199 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making, 1081 01:09:57,210 --> 01:10:00,111 but his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see, Double Dan. 1082 01:10:00,146 --> 01:10:02,307 This dude is a virus making machine. 1083 01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:06,217 Here we are. - Are you sure this is safe? 1084 01:10:06,219 --> 01:10:07,379 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1085 01:10:07,420 --> 01:10:11,151 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1086 01:10:11,357 --> 01:10:13,222 Oh, his little brother? 1087 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:20,425 Double Dan, long time no see? - Who are you? 1088 01:10:20,433 --> 01:10:27,305 J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at Friendster. It had to be a long time before. 1089 01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,447 What are you lookin' at? - Nothing. 1090 01:10:29,472 --> 01:10:30,366 - You lookin' at my brother? 1091 01:10:30,410 --> 01:10:33,174 No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother! 1092 01:10:33,212 --> 01:10:35,237 No, I wasn't! - He's very self conscious! 1093 01:10:38,151 --> 01:10:41,245 You. What are you doin' here? 1094 01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:45,156 The reason why I came to the neck of the face, 1095 01:10:45,191 --> 01:10:48,251 I mean, there's a face on your neck, I mean, neck of the woods. 1096 01:10:48,261 --> 01:10:51,487 The reason I'm here is because I heard a little tumor. 1097 01:10:51,512 --> 01:10:53,130 Rumor! I heard a rumor that 1098 01:10:53,166 --> 01:10:56,135 you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing 1099 01:10:56,169 --> 01:10:59,161 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1100 01:10:59,205 --> 01:11:00,331 Oh, yeah. 1101 01:11:00,339 --> 01:11:03,365 My cousin, Gord, told me that you wanted to crash it. 1102 01:11:03,409 --> 01:11:09,177 Crash it? No! No, no, no, no. I don't want anyone to get hurt. 1103 01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:12,851 If there's a way to just, uh, I don't know. Just make 1104 01:11:12,876 --> 01:11:16,384 the cars go slow or something so the game is boring 1105 01:11:16,422 --> 01:11:19,323 and my friend comes back home to me. 1106 01:11:19,325 --> 01:11:22,069 Allow me to introduce you 1107 01:11:22,094 --> 01:11:23,410 to Arthur. 1108 01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:28,164 Easy there, boy! He's tingling. 1109 01:11:28,167 --> 01:11:32,263 Arthur is what I call an "insecurity virus". 1110 01:11:32,305 --> 01:11:35,331 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1111 01:11:35,341 --> 01:11:37,309 that make a program insecure. 1112 01:11:39,312 --> 01:11:42,304 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1113 01:11:42,348 --> 01:11:45,340 Arthur will find some defect in the code, 1114 01:11:45,351 --> 01:11:49,185 then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game 1115 01:11:49,188 --> 01:11:52,535 'til everything becomes quote-unquote 1116 01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,354 "boring", just like you wanted. 1117 01:11:55,361 --> 01:11:59,030 Okay. Just to be super clear here. No one get's hurt, right? 1118 01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:01,133 Are you stupid? 1119 01:12:01,135 --> 01:12:05,094 Because the only way anyone gets hurt is if you are stupid. 1120 01:12:05,139 --> 01:12:08,108 All you have to do is make sure the virus 1121 01:12:08,108 --> 01:12:12,044 stays in Slaughter Race. - Right. Don't be stupid. 1122 01:12:12,046 --> 01:12:15,174 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. Got it. 1123 01:12:15,182 --> 01:12:19,278 Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face. Out! I mean, assistance. Thank you 1124 01:12:19,319 --> 01:12:21,287 for your assist-face! Assistance! - Get out! 1125 01:12:27,494 --> 01:12:29,621 Well, that's game. - Beginner's luck. 1126 01:12:29,629 --> 01:12:32,564 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1127 01:12:33,533 --> 01:12:36,502 Players on the way. - Thanks, Bob. Let's roll! 1128 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:39,504 It's show time. You ready for your first race? 1129 01:12:39,506 --> 01:12:40,894 Yeah. I think so. 1130 01:12:40,919 --> 01:12:44,569 Don't get nervous. You're gonna be great. 1131 01:12:44,611 --> 01:12:46,579 I know, I know. I'll be fine. 1132 01:12:46,580 --> 01:12:51,540 You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you? - Not exactly. 1133 01:12:51,551 --> 01:12:55,385 Come on, V, he's your best friend. You gotta let him know 1134 01:12:55,422 --> 01:12:57,390 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1135 01:12:57,424 --> 01:13:00,416 I know, but he's gonna get really upset. 1136 01:13:00,427 --> 01:13:04,329 Yeah, you might, but you guys will talk, you'll work it out. 1137 01:13:04,331 --> 01:13:06,526 You'll figure it out. - Yeah, but what if we don't? 1138 01:13:06,566 --> 01:13:09,433 What if his feelings get hurt so bad 1139 01:13:09,469 --> 01:13:11,528 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1140 01:13:11,538 --> 01:13:14,507 Look. All friendships change. 1141 01:13:14,541 --> 01:13:19,376 But the good ones, they get stronger because of this. 1142 01:13:19,379 --> 01:13:23,475 Shank, I hate to bother you, but the player is waiting. 1143 01:13:23,483 --> 01:13:25,451 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1144 01:13:25,485 --> 01:13:28,579 It's your call. - Okay. 1145 01:13:28,622 --> 01:13:31,614 Alright. Let's race! 1146 01:13:45,405 --> 01:13:48,340 Scanning for insecurities. 1147 01:13:49,576 --> 01:13:52,511 Scanning for insecurities. 1148 01:13:54,414 --> 01:13:56,439 Precious Car-Go! 1149 01:13:56,450 --> 01:13:58,509 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop. 1150 01:13:58,552 --> 01:14:01,419 But watch out for Shank and her crew! 1151 01:14:19,339 --> 01:14:23,238 Power drift into a drift jump! I saw it. You're amazing! 1152 01:14:23,263 --> 01:14:24,562 - Thank you! 1153 01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,387 Scanning for insecurities. 1154 01:14:40,460 --> 01:14:43,486 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1155 01:14:45,499 --> 01:14:46,523 Ralph? 1156 01:14:52,506 --> 01:14:57,534 Relax, relax. I'll just call him after the race. 1157 01:14:57,544 --> 01:15:00,342 Ralph will be fine. 1158 01:15:01,515 --> 01:15:03,506 Insecurity detected. 1159 01:15:03,650 --> 01:15:06,551 Copying insecurity. 1160 01:15:08,622 --> 01:15:10,773 Distributing insecurity. 1161 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:13,013 Distributing insecurity. 1162 01:15:13,038 --> 01:15:15,278 Distributing insecurity. 1163 01:15:15,303 --> 01:15:17,635 Distributing- 1164 01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:20,490 What is happening? 1165 01:15:25,605 --> 01:15:27,573 What's going on, Spamley? 1166 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:30,542 The whole place is going crazy. I thought that virus was just supposed 1167 01:15:30,544 --> 01:15:32,569 to slow down her car! - It was. 1168 01:15:32,579 --> 01:15:35,343 He must've found something real unstable in there. 1169 01:15:35,449 --> 01:15:37,349 It's her glitch. 1170 01:15:37,351 --> 01:15:40,514 Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1171 01:15:40,522 --> 01:15:43,667 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there! They're gonna reboot the game 1172 01:15:43,691 --> 01:15:45,682 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted! 1173 01:15:45,693 --> 01:15:48,685 Yeah! If I don't get her out of there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1174 01:15:51,565 --> 01:15:54,117 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go! 1175 01:15:54,142 --> 01:15:55,592 I think it's my glitch! 1176 01:15:55,603 --> 01:15:58,504 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your game! 1177 01:15:58,539 --> 01:16:00,564 We'll be fine but your code 1178 01:16:00,608 --> 01:16:03,509 isn't part of this game! We've gotta get you out of here now! 1179 01:16:03,511 --> 01:16:04,705 Follow me to the exit. 1180 01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:24,464 Kid? Kid, where are you? 1181 01:16:24,465 --> 01:16:26,660 The server's rebooting, Ralph. 1182 01:16:26,701 --> 01:16:28,669 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1183 01:16:28,703 --> 01:16:31,467 Here, I got you! 1184 01:16:31,706 --> 01:16:36,575 Game reboot in 5, 4, 1185 01:16:36,610 --> 01:16:39,579 3, 2, 1. 1186 01:16:40,514 --> 01:16:44,473 Reboot in progress. 1187 01:16:46,654 --> 01:16:51,421 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1188 01:16:53,561 --> 01:16:55,461 Ralph? 1189 01:16:55,496 --> 01:17:00,433 There you are. You okay, kid? - Ralph. I messed up so bad. 1190 01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:07,123 No. No, you didn't. It's okay. - It's all because of me and my glitch. 1191 01:17:07,175 --> 01:17:12,010 I should've just stayed with you instead of following some stupid dream! 1192 01:17:13,181 --> 01:17:18,084 I've ruined everything! - No, kid. No. 1193 01:17:18,219 --> 01:17:23,156 Look, I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1194 01:17:23,191 --> 01:17:26,126 It's not supposed to be this bad. 1195 01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:32,031 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1196 01:17:32,033 --> 01:17:40,202 I might have, kind of, sort of put a harmless little virus in the game. 1197 01:17:40,241 --> 01:17:42,175 A virus? 1198 01:17:42,176 --> 01:17:45,009 You did this? 1199 01:17:45,646 --> 01:17:47,444 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard 1200 01:17:47,449 --> 01:17:50,646 you tell Shank that you want to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1201 01:17:50,685 --> 01:17:53,711 So you were spying on me? 1202 01:17:53,722 --> 01:17:55,587 You aren't exactly innocent here. 1203 01:17:55,624 --> 01:17:58,457 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! 1204 01:17:58,460 --> 01:18:01,623 I'm one of 16 racers. They never missed me. 1205 01:18:01,663 --> 01:18:02,721 What about me? 1206 01:18:02,731 --> 01:18:05,700 Why would I ever spend another second with you 1207 01:18:05,700 --> 01:18:07,565 after what you did? 1208 01:18:08,637 --> 01:18:10,537 No! 1209 01:18:15,544 --> 01:18:19,480 Vanellope, where are you going? - Where ever you're not. 1210 01:18:19,481 --> 01:18:22,541 Wait a minute. I can explain- - No! You will not follow me! 1211 01:18:22,551 --> 01:18:25,543 Vanellope, please! - A friend would never do what you did. 1212 01:18:25,554 --> 01:18:28,580 Never! So you leave me alone! 1213 01:18:28,623 --> 01:18:32,616 Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please? 1214 01:18:33,461 --> 01:18:36,453 Scanning for insecurities. 1215 01:18:36,498 --> 01:18:38,523 ...don't leave me! 1216 01:18:38,567 --> 01:18:40,626 Insecurity detected. 1217 01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:46,498 Copying insecurity. 1218 01:18:47,676 --> 01:18:50,509 No, no, no! 1219 01:18:50,545 --> 01:18:52,706 Distributing insecurity. 1220 01:19:15,070 --> 01:19:17,038 Oh, no. 1221 01:19:32,087 --> 01:19:34,112 You're such an idiot! 1222 01:19:46,034 --> 01:19:50,061 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me! 1223 01:19:50,105 --> 01:19:52,164 Friend? 1224 01:19:52,174 --> 01:19:56,167 Cut that out. You're scaring me. - Friend. 1225 01:19:57,012 --> 01:19:59,139 What the? - Friend? 1226 01:20:03,118 --> 01:20:04,983 Friend? 1227 01:20:09,992 --> 01:20:12,552 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1228 01:20:12,561 --> 01:20:16,674 In breaking news, the internet is under assault as a massive 1229 01:20:16,699 --> 01:20:19,990 denial-of-service attack crashes servers across the web. 1230 01:20:20,035 --> 01:20:23,937 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast moving and destructive. 1231 01:20:25,107 --> 01:20:26,165 Friend? 1232 01:20:31,980 --> 01:20:33,140 Friend? 1233 01:20:38,521 --> 01:20:43,549 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1234 01:20:45,961 --> 01:20:47,895 Friend. 1235 01:20:48,931 --> 01:20:50,831 Friend? 1236 01:20:51,900 --> 01:20:52,958 Friend! 1237 01:20:57,006 --> 01:21:00,942 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1238 01:21:02,044 --> 01:21:05,013 You're welcome. - Mr. KnowsMore! 1239 01:21:05,781 --> 01:21:07,995 Oh, delightful! You're that courteous little 1240 01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:10,013 child who says "please" and "thank you". 1241 01:21:10,038 --> 01:21:11,981 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1242 01:21:12,021 --> 01:21:14,340 There's a whole- - Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone? 1243 01:21:14,365 --> 01:21:16,640 Whole Lotta Love by British rockers, Led Zeppelin? 1244 01:21:16,759 --> 01:21:19,887 No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me! 1245 01:21:22,765 --> 01:21:25,825 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shelter my site. 1246 01:21:33,008 --> 01:21:35,841 How long you think before they get in here? 1247 01:21:36,779 --> 01:21:38,747 Precisely one second. 1248 01:21:41,917 --> 01:21:43,976 Hey, it's me! It's the real me! 1249 01:21:45,921 --> 01:21:48,822 Ralph? - My apologies. 1250 01:21:48,857 --> 01:21:51,826 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid! 1251 01:21:52,328 --> 01:21:55,354 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1252 01:21:55,364 --> 01:21:58,265 I'm so sorry! I don't know how this happened! 1253 01:21:58,267 --> 01:21:59,495 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1254 01:21:59,535 --> 01:22:03,266 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned all of your needy, 1255 01:22:03,306 --> 01:22:05,240 clingy, self-destructive behavior, 1256 01:22:05,241 --> 01:22:07,123 the very behavior which left unchecked and 1257 01:22:07,148 --> 01:22:09,268 destroy friendships and in this particular case, 1258 01:22:09,278 --> 01:22:11,439 the entire internet! 1259 01:22:13,282 --> 01:22:16,342 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. Official query. 1260 01:22:16,385 --> 01:22:20,378 What do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? 1261 01:22:20,423 --> 01:22:21,412 Search. 1262 01:22:22,458 --> 01:22:24,426 I found 2 results for your query. 1263 01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:26,519 Either you put all of your clones in therapy, 1264 01:22:27,230 --> 01:22:28,390 very unrealistic, 1265 01:22:28,431 --> 01:22:33,266 or, the Anti-Virus District is surrounded by a gate, made from security software. 1266 01:22:33,269 --> 01:22:35,362 If Vanellope could somehow lead all the clones to the gate, 1267 01:22:35,371 --> 01:22:37,236 they would be deleted all at once! 1268 01:22:37,273 --> 01:22:40,299 Sort of a co-dependant Pied Piper situation. 1269 01:22:40,343 --> 01:22:42,469 Wait. We know a Pied Piper! 1270 01:22:43,079 --> 01:22:44,137 You do? - Yes! 1271 01:22:44,147 --> 01:22:45,205 Who? - Yesss. 1272 01:22:45,214 --> 01:22:47,011 Yeah, but who is it? 1273 01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:50,952 Oh, you mean Yesss? 1274 01:22:54,157 --> 01:22:56,955 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore! 1275 01:22:56,993 --> 01:23:00,190 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1276 01:23:01,130 --> 01:23:04,156 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you "break" the internet 1277 01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,000 you don't literally have to break the internet. 1278 01:23:07,003 --> 01:23:08,937 I can't believe he did this. 1279 01:23:08,972 --> 01:23:12,931 Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here, 1280 01:23:12,976 --> 01:23:17,140 but he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game. 1281 01:23:17,146 --> 01:23:21,082 So, what can I say, kid? Life's complicated. 1282 01:23:21,217 --> 01:23:23,947 You ready to pied the piper? 1283 01:23:26,990 --> 01:23:29,117 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1284 01:23:30,093 --> 01:23:35,998 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world who you can't live without! 1285 01:23:41,037 --> 01:23:43,164 From up here, I can see how I do come across 1286 01:23:43,206 --> 01:23:46,141 as needy and clingy and self-destructive 1287 01:23:46,142 --> 01:23:48,110 like KnowsMore said. 1288 01:23:48,111 --> 01:23:53,048 Listen, kid. I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1289 01:23:53,082 --> 01:23:55,209 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1290 01:23:55,218 --> 01:23:58,016 I said you're acting like a bad friend, 1291 01:23:58,021 --> 01:24:00,182 which you were. - I know I was- 1292 01:24:00,223 --> 01:24:04,713 Hey, my babies! There's the Anti-Virus district, straight ahead! 1293 01:24:04,738 --> 01:24:07,085 Alright, to be continued, okay? 1294 01:24:14,971 --> 01:24:17,064 We're gonna make it! 1295 01:24:32,555 --> 01:24:34,614 You guys okay? - I'm fine. 1296 01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:37,596 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1297 01:24:37,621 --> 01:24:40,279 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1298 01:24:44,168 --> 01:24:46,068 Guys? 1299 01:24:59,116 --> 01:25:01,209 That is unsettling. 1300 01:25:07,590 --> 01:25:09,524 Get Vanellope out of here now! 1301 01:25:09,559 --> 01:25:10,719 What about you, Ralph? - Just go! 1302 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:12,819 I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1303 01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:19,726 You keep away from her! 1304 01:25:20,603 --> 01:25:22,696 I'm gonna wreck it! 1305 01:25:24,708 --> 01:25:27,768 She's not your friend! 1306 01:25:27,811 --> 01:25:31,542 She's mine! 1307 01:25:31,548 --> 01:25:34,745 Here it is, this way! Come on, kid, we gotta move! 1308 01:26:05,749 --> 01:26:07,717 No! 1309 01:26:09,552 --> 01:26:10,814 Vanellope! 1310 01:26:16,660 --> 01:26:18,890 Hey! Let go of me! 1311 01:26:21,932 --> 01:26:23,729 Ralph! 1312 01:26:30,641 --> 01:26:32,632 Get back here! 1313 01:26:34,678 --> 01:26:36,737 You put her down! 1314 01:26:59,904 --> 01:27:02,634 Vanellope! 1315 01:27:17,821 --> 01:27:21,723 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1316 01:27:21,759 --> 01:27:23,920 No. 1317 01:27:23,928 --> 01:27:25,759 Well, you are, 1318 01:27:25,796 --> 01:27:28,731 and I will never be your friend! 1319 01:27:33,737 --> 01:27:35,602 Ralph! 1320 01:27:42,713 --> 01:27:45,682 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1321 01:27:50,921 --> 01:27:53,719 I gotcha, little sister. 1322 01:27:55,926 --> 01:27:58,895 Now go, get out of here! - Ralph! 1323 01:27:58,929 --> 01:28:04,799 Go! - No! Don't hurt him! Please, no! 1324 01:28:08,939 --> 01:28:11,806 Stop it! You're squishing him! 1325 01:28:13,711 --> 01:28:15,838 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1326 01:28:19,783 --> 01:28:22,718 Fine, you win. You win, okay? 1327 01:28:25,756 --> 01:28:28,725 Please put him down. 1328 01:28:29,927 --> 01:28:32,896 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1329 01:28:33,731 --> 01:28:36,700 Let him go. - No! No, kid! 1330 01:28:39,603 --> 01:28:42,470 That's it. That's it, yeah. 1331 01:28:42,506 --> 01:28:47,603 Let him down, and I'll go with you. We'll be best friends forever. 1332 01:28:47,745 --> 01:28:52,512 Just me and you. That's what you want, right? 1333 01:28:54,085 --> 01:28:56,918 Well, that's not what I want! 1334 01:28:57,188 --> 01:29:02,057 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams. You don't own her! 1335 01:29:02,060 --> 01:29:04,961 That's not how friendship works! 1336 01:29:04,996 --> 01:29:08,022 You need to let her go! 1337 01:29:13,972 --> 01:29:16,133 You need to let her go. 1338 01:29:18,042 --> 01:29:22,138 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1339 01:29:22,146 --> 01:29:25,172 Ah, who am I kidding, it's gonna hurt a lot. 1340 01:29:27,018 --> 01:29:29,987 But you're gonna be okay. 1341 01:29:31,956 --> 01:29:35,187 We're gonna be okay. Right, kid? 1342 01:29:35,193 --> 01:29:39,926 Of course we are. Always. 1343 01:29:41,132 --> 01:29:46,092 See? No matter where she goes, or where she lives, 1344 01:29:46,137 --> 01:29:52,007 she's always gonna be our friend. You just gotta trust her. 1345 01:29:52,010 --> 01:29:56,947 Cause that's what best friends do. Right? 1346 01:30:11,129 --> 01:30:13,927 Thanks, buddy. 1347 01:30:17,201 --> 01:30:19,965 I feel good about this. 1348 01:30:26,110 --> 01:30:30,046 Ralph, look! I think you fixed your insecurity! 1349 01:30:30,214 --> 01:30:33,012 You're right! 1350 01:30:34,553 --> 01:30:36,578 Ralph, no! 1351 01:30:39,223 --> 01:30:44,957 Park it right here, Ralph! Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you! 1352 01:30:46,498 --> 01:30:47,929 Wow, that didn't work. 1353 01:30:52,304 --> 01:30:54,135 Look up there! 1354 01:30:54,172 --> 01:30:56,333 It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! 1355 01:31:57,903 --> 01:32:00,599 Thanks, Frogger. 1356 01:32:00,639 --> 01:32:03,262 Wait a minute, who are all of you? 1357 01:32:03,287 --> 01:32:05,736 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1358 01:32:05,778 --> 01:32:09,839 Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1359 01:32:09,849 --> 01:32:12,750 You're welcome. - Ralph! 1360 01:32:12,751 --> 01:32:15,845 Looking good, big fella! Heyo! 1361 01:32:16,889 --> 01:32:20,791 This dress is not made for a big boy. It's going right up the back alley there. 1362 01:32:20,793 --> 01:32:23,853 Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go! 1363 01:32:24,697 --> 01:32:28,724 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1364 01:32:28,767 --> 01:32:30,826 Just as mysteriously has it appear, 1365 01:32:30,870 --> 01:32:33,930 the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished. 1366 01:32:39,712 --> 01:32:41,839 You know what I just realised? 1367 01:32:41,847 --> 01:32:44,714 The sun never rises or sets here, 1368 01:32:44,717 --> 01:32:46,685 cause everything is always on. 1369 01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:49,916 Isn’t that an astute observation? - I know, right? 1370 01:32:50,656 --> 01:32:53,853 Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy in the internet. 1371 01:32:54,793 --> 01:32:55,800 Yeah. 1372 01:32:55,825 --> 01:32:58,820 - Yo, V! We're about to come back online. You ready? 1373 01:32:58,864 --> 01:33:00,627 Be right there! 1374 01:33:00,633 --> 01:33:02,494 Hey, Ralph. Don't be a stranger. 1375 01:33:02,535 --> 01:33:05,333 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1376 01:33:05,638 --> 01:33:07,629 That's a good dad joke! 1377 01:33:08,507 --> 01:33:11,987 Hey. Don't forget, you know, Shank added my code 1378 01:33:12,012 --> 01:33:15,538 in and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe. 1379 01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,539 I know. It's gonna be great! 1380 01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:20,288 You found your dream game. 1381 01:33:20,313 --> 01:33:21,607 Yeah, I did. 1382 01:33:21,632 --> 01:33:22,577 I did. 1383 01:33:22,588 --> 01:33:24,556 So... 1384 01:33:25,424 --> 01:33:28,587 I should probably head in there now, you know? 1385 01:33:28,628 --> 01:33:32,530 Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1386 01:33:33,366 --> 01:33:35,493 I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 1387 01:33:35,534 --> 01:33:37,468 No, no, it's okay. 1388 01:33:37,470 --> 01:33:40,337 Now we can both have a half. See? 1389 01:33:41,607 --> 01:33:43,507 Yeah! 1390 01:33:50,383 --> 01:33:53,352 I love you so much. 1391 01:33:53,386 --> 01:33:55,581 I'm really gonna miss you. 1392 01:33:56,522 --> 01:34:01,585 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. I really am. 1393 01:34:07,333 --> 01:34:08,590 Alright. 1394 01:34:09,515 --> 01:34:12,385 Okay, you're getting a little clingy on me here. 1395 01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:17,075 Go on, get out of here. The world's waiting for you, kid. 1396 01:35:14,601 --> 01:35:15,751 I'll be honest. 1397 01:35:16,376 --> 01:35:18,918 It still feels kinda weird around here. 1398 01:35:19,138 --> 01:35:21,129 A lot has changed. 1399 01:35:21,174 --> 01:35:24,109 even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush, 1400 01:35:24,110 --> 01:35:27,045 it's never really gonna be the same. 1401 01:35:27,146 --> 01:35:30,246 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1402 01:35:30,483 --> 01:35:32,952 Oh, golly! I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1403 01:35:33,553 --> 01:35:36,281 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1404 01:35:36,490 --> 01:35:38,321 Losing builds character! 1405 01:35:38,358 --> 01:35:40,417 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1406 01:35:40,460 --> 01:35:45,523 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, they turn out to be pretty great parents. 1407 01:35:45,565 --> 01:35:49,501 I gotta hand it to you two. How on earth did you tame those things? 1408 01:35:49,536 --> 01:35:52,562 It's simple, Surge. The key to parenting is to... 1409 01:35:55,475 --> 01:35:57,534 ...and then what you do is... 1410 01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:04,607 ...and that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1411 01:36:04,618 --> 01:36:07,416 I wish every parent could hear that. 1412 01:36:07,420 --> 01:36:08,512 I'm keeping busy, too. 1413 01:36:08,555 --> 01:36:11,524 Finally joined Zangief's book club. - Good point, Bison. 1414 01:36:11,558 --> 01:36:13,258 And how about you, Ralph? 1415 01:36:13,260 --> 01:36:17,162 Do you feel Dostoevski intended to make narrator unreliable? 1416 01:36:18,431 --> 01:36:21,332 I do and I don't. 1417 01:36:21,368 --> 01:36:23,495 You do and you don't? 1418 01:36:23,503 --> 01:36:27,303 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. - Thanks, Sonic. 1419 01:36:27,340 --> 01:36:29,467 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1420 01:36:29,943 --> 01:36:32,335 Oh, and we got this new thing we do every Friday night 1421 01:36:32,446 --> 01:36:34,472 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1422 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,446 I actually hosted this week. 1423 01:36:36,483 --> 01:36:40,317 Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie! 1424 01:36:40,353 --> 01:36:42,412 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 1425 01:36:42,422 --> 01:36:44,314 Just a pie that you burn. 1426 01:36:44,425 --> 01:36:47,118 You can do this with any pie. You just leave it in the oven for too long. 1427 01:36:49,897 --> 01:36:52,058 We really do have a lot of fun. 1428 01:36:53,901 --> 01:36:56,062 Guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1429 01:36:56,070 --> 01:36:58,971 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1430 01:36:59,006 --> 01:37:02,066 I just wish we can hang out sooner. - Yeah, me too. 1431 01:37:02,076 --> 01:37:06,911 When did you say you're getting those days off? - Our update starts on January 25th. 1432 01:37:06,947 --> 01:37:09,939 So, like, 2 months from now? - That'll go by in a flash. 1433 01:37:09,950 --> 01:37:13,852 Speaking of which, you want me to bring you anything from home when I come visit? 1434 01:37:13,887 --> 01:37:17,015 You know what I cannot find anywhere on the internet? 1435 01:37:17,024 --> 01:37:19,925 A halfway decent Burger Time burger. 1436 01:37:19,960 --> 01:37:21,979 I've been talking to Shank and the crew, and 1437 01:37:22,004 --> 01:37:23,953 honestly, I think they're starting to think 1438 01:37:23,964 --> 01:37:26,450 I'm making it up! - Alright. Consider it done. 1439 01:37:26,450 --> 01:37:29,027 I'll bring you guys a truck load. 1440 01:37:30,404 --> 01:37:32,372 The sun's coming up already. 1441 01:37:32,406 --> 01:37:35,375 Guess I better get to it. - Yeah, me too. 1442 01:37:35,409 --> 01:37:38,469 Talk next week? - I shall await your call, Madame. 1443 01:37:38,479 --> 01:37:43,416 Then, ado-ado. Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1444 01:37:43,551 --> 01:37:47,578 So long, stinkbrain. - Bye, kid. 1445 01:38:00,468 --> 01:38:08,307 You doing okay there, Ralph? - Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1446 01:38:08,342 --> 01:38:11,334 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1447 01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:43,535 Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie? 1448 01:41:43,859 --> 01:41:47,441 Well, there was a scene in the trailer that 1449 01:41:47,466 --> 01:41:51,046 wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad. 1450 01:41:51,070 --> 01:41:54,993 Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing your game would cheer you up. 1451 01:41:55,017 --> 01:41:56,317 Okay! 1452 01:41:58,102 --> 01:41:59,602 Pancake. 1453 01:41:59,626 --> 01:42:01,626 Milkshake. 1454 01:42:01,650 --> 01:42:03,350 Pancake. 1455 01:42:03,374 --> 01:42:04,874 Pancake. 1456 01:42:04,898 --> 01:42:05,891 Milkshake. 1457 01:42:05,915 --> 01:42:08,915 Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. 1458 01:42:08,939 --> 01:42:13,439 Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1459 01:42:13,463 --> 01:42:17,263 Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1460 01:42:17,587 --> 01:42:20,687 I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen! 1461 01:42:23,136 --> 01:42:27,139 Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes! 1462 01:42:27,163 --> 01:42:28,557 Sweet! Let's speed it up! 1463 01:42:28,581 --> 01:42:30,543 Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1464 01:42:30,567 --> 01:42:32,567 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1465 01:42:32,591 --> 01:42:35,415 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake. 1466 01:42:35,439 --> 01:42:37,170 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1467 01:42:37,194 --> 01:42:40,300 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1468 01:42:40,924 --> 01:42:43,399 No, the kitty gets the milkshake! 1469 01:42:43,423 --> 01:42:47,999 The bunny gets the pancake! 118190