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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,771 --> 00:00:14,256 Okay, my turn, my turn. 2 00:00:14,281 --> 00:00:15,934 Umm, I got one. - Great. 3 00:00:15,941 --> 00:00:18,808 Can you make it a little more challenging this time? 4 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:20,869 Okay. Check this out. 5 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:25,129 I spy with my little eye, 6 00:00:25,654 --> 00:00:29,253 something yellow, 7 00:00:29,287 --> 00:00:33,383 and round, and it eats dots. 8 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:36,640 Seriously, Ralph? - Yeah, seriously. 9 00:00:36,665 --> 00:00:38,489 You're never gonna get it. 10 00:00:38,497 --> 00:00:41,415 Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man. 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,457 - No- that's not ob- why is it obvious? 12 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:48,337 Name one other thing in this whole arcade that is yellow and round and eats dots. 13 00:00:48,361 --> 00:00:51,657 I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man. Boom! 14 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,911 I accept your apology. - Yeah, you're right, okay. 15 00:00:53,913 --> 00:00:56,848 But, was it Pac-Man? - Yeah. You got me. 16 00:00:58,316 --> 00:01:00,409 Alright. Riddle me this, 17 00:01:00,452 --> 00:01:04,445 Do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes? 18 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:06,515 No way, look at the guy. He looks like a yeti! 19 00:01:06,525 --> 00:01:10,461 I dunno. I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest 20 00:01:10,495 --> 00:01:12,930 I might agree, but look at those two very specific 21 00:01:12,955 --> 00:01:15,364 tufts of shoe hair poking out of his boots. 22 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,426 That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice. 23 00:01:18,437 --> 00:01:23,340 You're totally right, kid! He's baby smooth everywhere else! 24 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:27,402 I rest my case. - My mind is blown. 25 00:01:27,412 --> 00:01:29,403 Let's go get a root beer. 26 00:01:30,348 --> 00:01:33,283 Ok, let's see what you got, kid. 27 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:37,446 Ooh, nice one! Okay, I think I got one in the chamber. 28 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:42,360 Eww! Gross! - Thank you. 29 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,454 Hey, wanna sneak into Tron? - Doesn't that game have a virus? 30 00:01:45,497 --> 00:01:47,465 No, I'm sure they've fixed it. 31 00:01:49,534 --> 00:01:52,401 I'm gonna beat my speed record! 32 00:01:52,437 --> 00:01:54,234 Hey! Wait for me! 33 00:02:02,547 --> 00:02:05,380 Ralph? - Yeah? 34 00:02:05,383 --> 00:02:08,284 I don't think they fixed the game. 35 00:02:09,354 --> 00:02:10,412 Uh, no. 36 00:02:10,455 --> 00:02:16,416 Help! Tron? 37 00:02:16,461 --> 00:02:21,296 Anyone! Help! 38 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:25,736 Do you realize we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones 39 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,865 floating around like we are just tiny specks of dust? 40 00:02:28,874 --> 00:02:32,742 Like, doesn't the very nature of our existence make you wonder 41 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:34,837 if there is more to life than this? 42 00:02:34,847 --> 00:02:38,749 Why would I wonder if there is more to life when the life I got is perfect? 43 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,753 I mean, sure, it doesn't look so hot on paper, 44 00:02:41,754 --> 00:02:42,982 I'm just a bad guy from 45 00:02:42,988 --> 00:02:44,785 some old video game who wrecks a building. 46 00:02:44,823 --> 00:02:47,986 Yeah, and for 27 years I was a total zero without any friends. 47 00:02:47,993 --> 00:02:51,759 But now I got a best friend who just happens 48 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,992 to be the coolest kid in the whole arcade. 49 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:56,832 Aw, thanks, Ralph. - Watch this. 50 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,939 Home run! 51 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:02,839 Alright, let's go watch the sunrise. 52 00:03:02,941 --> 00:03:05,300 Are you really saying that there is not 53 00:03:05,325 --> 00:03:07,776 one single solitary thing about your life 54 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,748 that you would change? 55 00:03:09,782 --> 00:03:13,809 No. Think about it. You and me get to goof off all night long. 56 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:17,812 Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put on the hours, then the arcade closes 57 00:03:17,856 --> 00:03:19,824 and we get to do it all over again! 58 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:22,760 The only thing I might do different in that scenario 59 00:03:22,795 --> 00:03:26,891 would be not having to go to work. Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing. 60 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,701 Hey, where'd the sunrise go? 61 00:03:31,703 --> 00:03:34,672 Alright. Let's get you plugged in. 62 00:03:35,807 --> 00:03:37,900 That's a plug in alert! 63 00:03:37,942 --> 00:03:41,776 Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever! Let's go see what it is! 64 00:03:41,779 --> 00:03:46,842 Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix! Calhoun! What's getting plugged in? 65 00:03:46,884 --> 00:03:50,650 Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's gonna be a new pinball machine. 66 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:52,656 What do you think, ladylove? 67 00:03:52,657 --> 00:03:55,751 I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine. 68 00:03:55,793 --> 00:03:57,693 Kids love those things. 69 00:03:58,730 --> 00:04:02,791 Please be a racing game, please be a racing game, please be a racing game. 70 00:04:05,737 --> 00:04:08,706 Whiffy? Or Wifey? 71 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,867 Well, it's either whiffleball or an arranged marriage game. 72 00:04:10,908 --> 00:04:14,776 It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph. - Yeah, that's what I said. 73 00:04:14,779 --> 00:04:16,747 - And Wi-Fi is the Internet 74 00:04:16,748 --> 00:04:18,909 which is an online community where human beings go to shop, 75 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:22,647 play games, and socialize. - Ooh, fun! 76 00:04:22,654 --> 00:04:23,916 Oh no, it is not! 77 00:04:23,955 --> 00:04:28,858 That sign right there says "Wi-Fi", what it should say is "Die-Fi". 78 00:04:30,862 --> 00:04:34,889 That's a little humor there but seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at. 79 00:04:34,899 --> 00:04:38,630 It is new, it is different, and therefore we should fear it. 80 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:41,799 So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work. The arcade's about to open. 81 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:44,898 Figures! Finally get something new plugged in 82 00:04:44,942 --> 00:04:47,740 and we're not even allowed to go in there! 83 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:51,875 Totally not fair! - A new racing game would've been cool. 84 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:54,851 Something wrong with your game? - No, no. 85 00:04:54,886 --> 00:04:58,788 It's just every bonus levels been unlocked, I know every shortcut. 86 00:04:58,823 --> 00:05:02,725 Man, I'd kill for even just a new track! - New track? 87 00:05:02,727 --> 00:05:05,696 You already got, like, three choices. - Yeah, I know, 88 00:05:05,697 --> 00:05:07,631 but don't you ever wish something new and different 89 00:05:07,665 --> 00:05:09,792 would happen in your game? - Nope. 90 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,734 Really? 91 00:05:11,736 --> 00:05:14,705 Well, agree to disagree. - Wait, I don't wanna disagree. 92 00:05:14,739 --> 00:05:17,799 No, no, it's just a fancy way to say we don't have to argue about it. 93 00:05:17,842 --> 00:05:19,707 We're arguing? I don't want to argue! 94 00:05:19,711 --> 00:05:25,650 Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel. 95 00:05:25,683 --> 00:05:26,775 Alright. 96 00:05:30,855 --> 00:05:33,824 She wants a new track? I'll give her a new track! 97 00:05:37,695 --> 00:05:40,664 C'mon, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush! 98 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:44,700 Pick Vanellope, Swatti! She's got the best superpower. 99 00:05:44,702 --> 00:05:46,897 Yeah, the glitch! I love her! 100 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:49,873 Drivers, start your engines! 101 00:05:49,874 --> 00:05:52,707 You're gonna lose today, princess. 102 00:05:52,744 --> 00:05:55,907 Well, yes, I am technically a princess, Taffyta. 103 00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:59,713 I'd rather you'd just think of me as plain old Vanellope, 104 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:01,810 the racer who is about to kick your butt. 105 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:04,879 3, 2, 1, go! 106 00:06:22,774 --> 00:06:25,834 Right on cue. - I love it when she glitches! 107 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:35,717 Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep. Oh, fun, I'm winning. 108 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:47,763 She's gonna love this. 109 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,893 Right on time! 110 00:06:53,871 --> 00:06:54,860 What? 111 00:06:54,872 --> 00:06:58,774 Looking for something new, and different? 112 00:06:58,776 --> 00:07:01,836 Then take this track! 113 00:07:01,846 --> 00:07:03,905 Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun! 114 00:07:03,915 --> 00:07:06,713 I'd say I got a little time for a detour! 115 00:07:07,852 --> 00:07:10,719 Hey, look! I think I unlocked a new track! 116 00:07:10,755 --> 00:07:11,881 Never seen that before. 117 00:07:14,792 --> 00:07:17,625 This is awesome! 118 00:07:17,662 --> 00:07:20,790 Thanks, Ralph! - You're welcome! 119 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:24,698 Get back up on the track, Swatti! You're going to lose! - I can't! 120 00:07:24,735 --> 00:07:26,760 It's like it's driving itself! 121 00:07:31,809 --> 00:07:33,800 What is wrong with this thing? 122 00:07:42,787 --> 00:07:44,755 Oh, no! 123 00:07:46,724 --> 00:07:48,851 Ralph! 124 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:54,823 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 125 00:07:54,832 --> 00:07:56,766 Kid! 126 00:07:56,801 --> 00:07:58,666 Oh, kid, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? 127 00:07:59,904 --> 00:08:04,603 What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 128 00:08:04,642 --> 00:08:05,836 You're welcome! 129 00:08:05,843 --> 00:08:08,710 You know I take my duty as your hero very seriously. 130 00:08:08,746 --> 00:08:11,874 Wait a minute. You took a serious doody where? 131 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:16,750 Vanellope, get up here! We have a situation. 132 00:08:17,822 --> 00:08:22,623 Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope racer wasn't working and 133 00:08:22,660 --> 00:08:25,720 I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard. - Oh! 134 00:08:25,730 --> 00:08:27,891 I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay, Swatti. 135 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:29,900 I think I can get it back on there pretty easily. 136 00:08:29,901 --> 00:08:31,892 What did you do, Ralph? - Nothing! 137 00:08:31,936 --> 00:08:33,801 Leave him alone, he's just trying to 138 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:36,898 make the game more exciting. - Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta? 139 00:08:36,941 --> 00:08:38,772 Litwak will fix it. 140 00:08:38,776 --> 00:08:40,869 Alright. 141 00:08:41,913 --> 00:08:44,711 Okay. It's still not a problem. 142 00:08:44,715 --> 00:08:45,773 He'll just order a new part. 143 00:08:45,783 --> 00:08:47,842 Well, I ordered the new part but the company 144 00:08:47,919 --> 00:08:50,717 that made Sugar Rush went out of business years ago. 145 00:08:50,721 --> 00:08:53,622 I could try to find them on the internet. - Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too! 146 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:54,920 Good luck. You're only gonna be finding a needle in a- 147 00:08:54,926 --> 00:08:58,760 I got one! On eBay! - Really? How about that? 148 00:08:58,796 --> 00:09:00,858 See? Those kids have it under control. They're 149 00:09:00,883 --> 00:09:02,789 just gonna get another wheel from the eBoy. 150 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,767 Are you kidding me? How much? 151 00:09:04,802 --> 00:09:06,861 That's more than this game makes in a year! 152 00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:10,840 I hate to say it but my salvage guys are coming on Friday. 153 00:09:10,841 --> 00:09:14,743 It might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts. 154 00:09:14,745 --> 00:09:16,872 Where's he going? He's- 155 00:09:16,881 --> 00:09:20,783 Litwak's gonna unplug the game! Go! Go, go, go! 156 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:32,658 Gang way! 157 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:37,827 What are you people doing out your game, for Pete's sake? 158 00:09:37,835 --> 00:09:39,826 The arcade is open! 159 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:41,838 Sugar Rush is getting unplugged! 160 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,739 We're homeless! - Yeah, we're homeless! 161 00:09:51,849 --> 00:09:53,714 Oh, what are we gonna do? 162 00:09:53,784 --> 00:09:57,845 Calm down! Calm down. Get a hold of yourself. 163 00:09:59,924 --> 00:10:02,654 Unplugging. 164 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,787 Good Lord, I haven't seen this many game-less characters 165 00:10:04,829 --> 00:10:06,763 since Space Invaders went down. 166 00:10:07,865 --> 00:10:10,663 Where are we gonna live? 167 00:10:10,701 --> 00:10:12,794 You can stay here until the arcade closes, I guess, 168 00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:16,739 and then we'll figure out where the heck we're gonna put you all. 169 00:10:32,289 --> 00:10:35,383 Okay. Here we go. 170 00:10:35,425 --> 00:10:38,326 I raided Gene's fridge. Good news, he's got pie. 171 00:10:38,328 --> 00:10:40,783 I took a bunch of his pillows and junk too. I'm 172 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,391 thinking we make a fort out here. Or like a yurt. 173 00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,827 Or, we could take these pillows and stack 174 00:10:45,852 --> 00:10:48,393 them right and we can make an igloo out of pillows 175 00:10:48,438 --> 00:10:52,238 like a pillow igloo, pigloo! Pigloo! 176 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:57,304 So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo? 177 00:10:57,314 --> 00:11:01,148 I can't believe I don't have a game anymore. 178 00:11:01,184 --> 00:11:04,244 I mean, like what am I gonna do all day? 179 00:11:04,354 --> 00:11:06,322 What? Come on, are you kidding? 180 00:11:06,356 --> 00:11:10,417 You sleep in, you do no work, and you go to Tappers with me every night. 181 00:11:10,427 --> 00:11:15,160 I've literally just described paradise. - But I loved my game. 182 00:11:15,198 --> 00:11:18,292 Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching about the tracks being too easy! 183 00:11:18,335 --> 00:11:20,326 But that doesn't mean I didn't love it! 184 00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:26,207 Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable, but, still, I never really knew 185 00:11:26,243 --> 00:11:28,268 what might happen in a race. 186 00:11:28,278 --> 00:11:33,215 And it's that, it's that feeling, that "not knowing what's coming next" feeling. 187 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:35,149 That's the stuff. 188 00:11:35,174 --> 00:11:38,278 It feels like life to me. 189 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:44,158 If I'm not a racer, Ralph, what am I? 190 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:47,324 My best friend. - It's not enough. 191 00:11:48,198 --> 00:11:53,158 No, I just- I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird. 192 00:11:54,404 --> 00:11:58,397 I think that maybe I just need to be alone right now. 193 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,145 Okay. 194 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:08,174 I'll meet you over at Tappers in a little while, I guess. 195 00:12:10,387 --> 00:12:14,323 Alright, now, we've found some good homes for so many of our chums 196 00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:17,191 from Sugar Rush, and we're just hoping a few more of you 197 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:20,356 will open your doors and your hearts to those in need. 198 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:25,225 I suppose that large green olive will fit in nicely with my decor. 199 00:12:25,268 --> 00:12:27,283 I'm a sour ball. 200 00:12:27,308 --> 00:12:29,329 - Well, beggars can't be choosers, can't they? 201 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,307 Come along, condiment. 202 00:12:31,308 --> 00:12:33,299 Mmmkay. 203 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,203 Marvelous! That just leaves the racers. 204 00:12:36,246 --> 00:12:39,306 We're like, adorable. - You sure are! 205 00:12:39,316 --> 00:12:41,307 So, any takers? 206 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,316 Anyone? 207 00:12:50,193 --> 00:12:54,152 Felix. I know we've never once talked 208 00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:56,189 about having a family before, but- - I know! 209 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,368 It feels like the kind of thing you just jump 210 00:12:58,393 --> 00:13:00,363 into with both feet, and then made a plan! 211 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:03,362 Felix and I will give them sanctuary! 212 00:13:05,342 --> 00:13:07,333 Can I get a quick word with you two? 213 00:13:10,213 --> 00:13:12,340 Look, I get it, you've been married for 6 years, 214 00:13:12,382 --> 00:13:14,213 you're looking to spice things up. 215 00:13:14,217 --> 00:13:16,276 But, trust me, adopting 15 children 216 00:13:16,319 --> 00:13:18,184 is the wrong kind of spice. 217 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:22,214 Those things are basically feral. - Pardon me, sir, 218 00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:26,184 but those youngsters are lambs! Lost little lambs 219 00:13:26,229 --> 00:13:30,165 in need of two kind, caring shepherds! - That's right. 220 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,192 Besides, how hard can parenting be? 221 00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:36,296 You treat the child like your best friend, you give them everything they want 222 00:13:36,306 --> 00:13:41,175 and you just love their little socks off! Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'. 223 00:13:46,883 --> 00:13:50,842 Hey, mom! Why does your lame TV only have 1 channel? 224 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:53,915 Well? Hate to say I told you- 225 00:14:05,935 --> 00:14:09,735 Hey, Tapper? - No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope. 226 00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:12,731 Not since the last time you asked me 30 seconds ago! 227 00:14:12,775 --> 00:14:14,936 Sorry. I'm just worried about her. 228 00:14:14,944 --> 00:14:18,400 She's glitching like crazy and acting super insecure and 229 00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:23,752 Oh, get this. She said being friends with me wasn't enough for her. 230 00:14:23,953 --> 00:14:26,120 Not enough? I'm a great friend! 231 00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:30,156 Right, Tapper? Right? - I'm sorry, who's acting insecure? 232 00:14:30,192 --> 00:14:35,610 Ralph, come on. the kid just lost her game. Give her a break. 233 00:14:35,297 --> 00:14:37,162 There you ar- 234 00:14:37,266 --> 00:14:40,133 Hey, Ralph. - Hey, Felix. 235 00:14:40,136 --> 00:14:43,105 Since when do you drink root beer? - Since tonight. 236 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:44,231 Yeah, I hear you, buddy. 237 00:14:44,273 --> 00:14:48,209 Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be for Vanellope. I guess you can have it. 238 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:51,179 Doesn't look like she's coming. - Thanks. 239 00:14:51,213 --> 00:14:54,239 You know, I can't help but think this whole mess is 240 00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,140 somehow, partially my fault. 241 00:14:57,530 --> 00:15:02,184 It figures. Just when my life was perfect. - Mine was too! 242 00:15:02,224 --> 00:15:06,580 But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15! 243 00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:08,870 Isn't that just a blessing? 244 00:15:15,137 --> 00:15:17,298 Wait a minute. What did you just say, Felix? 245 00:15:18,274 --> 00:15:21,334 Isn't that just a blessing? - No, that weird sound thing. 246 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:25,790 Yeah! 247 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:26,309 Say it again. 248 00:15:29,351 --> 00:15:30,318 Say it again! 249 00:15:34,123 --> 00:15:36,250 eBoy? - Yeah! 250 00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:38,283 What are you getting at there, Ralph? 251 00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:42,263 That kid out in the arcade said there was a steering wheel part in the internet 252 00:15:42,264 --> 00:15:47,167 in something called eBoy or, eBay! That's it, it was eBay! 253 00:15:47,169 --> 00:15:50,360 Ralph, are you thinking about going to the internet 254 00:15:50,390 --> 00:15:51,970 and fiding that part? 255 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:53,233 Getting that part's the only thing that's gonna fix the game 256 00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:56,142 and that's the only thing that's gonna make Vanellope happy again. 257 00:15:56,145 --> 00:16:00,138 And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those lovable scamps living in my house 258 00:16:00,182 --> 00:16:04,278 and destroying my sanity will have homes of their own again! 259 00:16:04,286 --> 00:16:08,154 Ralph, this is an important mission. A noble mission! 260 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,158 I will cover for you. - Thanks, pal! 261 00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:13,261 Ralph, what about your tab? You're only here for the root beer. 262 00:16:13,262 --> 00:16:16,322 Felix is gonna cover for me! Drinks on the house, everybody! 263 00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:18,610 Felix is paying! 264 00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,514 Ralph, what is wrong with you? 265 00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:35,697 Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, 266 00:16:35,722 --> 00:16:38,568 little sister, cause we're about to blast off! 267 00:16:39,288 --> 00:16:42,155 What are you even talking about? 268 00:16:42,158 --> 00:16:44,183 We're going to the internet. - What? 269 00:16:44,226 --> 00:16:46,126 Yeah, to find the part to fix your game. 270 00:16:46,162 --> 00:16:47,129 No way! 271 00:16:47,129 --> 00:16:48,289 Yeah, I probably should have just said we're going to the internet. 272 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,231 We're going to the internet! - Yeah, we are! 273 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,160 Surge! Are we glad to see you! 274 00:16:54,203 --> 00:16:57,263 We want to report some malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole. 275 00:16:57,273 --> 00:17:01,232 Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing a real donnybrook over there! 276 00:17:01,277 --> 00:17:04,750 Oh, heck no, not on my watch! 277 00:17:04,113 --> 00:17:05,239 Appreciate the tip. 278 00:17:09,285 --> 00:17:12,483 So, all we gotta do is find this eBoy place. 279 00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:14,188 - eBay. - Right, eBay. 280 00:17:14,223 --> 00:17:16,247 So we go over there, get the steering wheel, 281 00:17:16,272 --> 00:17:18,182 have it delivered to Litwak before Friday, 282 00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:21,129 he'll fix your game, everything goes back to the way it was! 283 00:17:21,263 --> 00:17:22,321 Happily ever after! 284 00:17:22,331 --> 00:17:27,640 This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out idea for you, Ralph, no offense. 285 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:29,370 I know, and none taken. 286 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:35,169 Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, I give you the internet! 287 00:17:38,314 --> 00:17:43,470 The internet is not nearly as impressive as how Sonic described it. 288 00:17:43,850 --> 00:17:45,178 I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed. 289 00:17:45,187 --> 00:17:48,179 Where do you think they keep their eBay? - Beats me. 290 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:52,920 Hello? Anybody here? - Anyone, hello? 291 00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:55,290 We're looking for eBay! - You hear that, kid? 292 00:17:55,297 --> 00:17:58,164 Sweet echo! Check this out. 293 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:07,730 Okay. Connect to network. 294 00:18:07,343 --> 00:18:13,282 Bingo. Password is "highscore", with a zero instead of O. 295 00:18:13,282 --> 00:18:18,151 Yes, and we are online. 296 00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:30,162 Ralph, look! 297 00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:40,740 That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a gremlin! - It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak! 298 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,114 Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him! - Hey, wait for me! 299 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,242 Kid, come back! Wait! 300 00:18:53,355 --> 00:18:55,255 Vanellope! 301 00:19:19,315 --> 00:19:21,112 Kid! 302 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:25,520 Ralph, isn't this great? - No, it is not! 303 00:20:07,696 --> 00:20:10,665 Sweet mother of monkey milk! 304 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,633 Kid, I don't think we're in Litwak's anymore. 305 00:20:14,636 --> 00:20:19,664 We certainly are not, friendo. We are in the internet! 306 00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:20,732 Come on, Ralph! 307 00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:32,679 Holy cow! Look at all this stuff! 308 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:37,614 This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen. 309 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,656 But it's so big. It goes on forever and ever. 310 00:20:42,664 --> 00:20:46,566 How are we possibly gonna find eBay out there, Ralph? 311 00:20:46,601 --> 00:20:49,627 Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm sure there's someone out here 312 00:20:49,638 --> 00:20:51,300 who could give us directions. 313 00:20:51,606 --> 00:20:52,732 Look at there, at that guy! 314 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:54,800 He's got one of those hats that smart people wear. 315 00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:56,777 I bet he could help us. Come on! 316 00:20:56,801 --> 00:20:58,301 Welcome back to the searchbar, madam. 317 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,325 I hope you are able to find a satisfactory breakfast burrito 318 00:21:01,349 --> 00:21:04,490 based upon the search results I have provided this morning. 319 00:21:04,573 --> 00:21:06,673 What can KnowsMore help you find now? 320 00:21:06,897 --> 00:21:09,397 Where can I find ballet- 321 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,546 Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico? Ba- 322 00:21:11,547 --> 00:21:13,447 Tights. Girl, size small. 323 00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:16,671 Oh, little madam is trying ballet now, I see. 324 00:21:16,695 --> 00:21:18,895 I hope this last longer than the soccer phase. 325 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:25,100 I found 23 million results for ballet tights, 326 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,961 girl, size small. Isn't that interesting! 327 00:21:29,850 --> 00:21:31,785 Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com". 328 00:21:32,609 --> 00:21:33,709 They never say "thank you". 329 00:21:33,778 --> 00:21:38,511 Oh, hello, sir. Interesting, you don't seem to have a search history. 330 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:39,710 Let's start one for you. 331 00:21:39,751 --> 00:21:41,685 What can KnowsMore help you find today? - Umm- 332 00:21:41,686 --> 00:21:43,586 Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman? - No. 333 00:21:43,621 --> 00:21:46,522 Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? 334 00:21:46,558 --> 00:21:47,474 Err- 335 00:21:47,499 --> 00:21:50,246 Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel, played by Jaleel White? 336 00:21:50,926 --> 00:21:53,292 Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. 337 00:21:53,317 --> 00:21:54,794 This guy's a little soft-boiled. 338 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:57,822 I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. 339 00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:01,826 Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. 340 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,634 Let me try. 341 00:22:03,673 --> 00:22:05,732 eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel! 342 00:22:08,644 --> 00:22:10,839 Oh. I only found one result for your query! 343 00:22:10,846 --> 00:22:12,871 Hmm. Isn't that interesting! 344 00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:17,717 What? How did you-? - Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. 345 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:21,622 Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! - Well, you're welcome. 346 00:22:59,829 --> 00:23:03,731 Guess we know where to go if we ever need a pair of goggles. 347 00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:05,701 There's a whole building full of 'em! 348 00:23:05,735 --> 00:23:07,896 Look, there it is! eBay! 349 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:18,871 Ralph, we're really gonna do it. We're actually gonna save my game! 350 00:23:18,914 --> 00:23:22,645 Told you not to worry. We just gotta keep our eyes on the prize 351 00:23:22,685 --> 00:23:23,845 and stay focused. 352 00:23:23,886 --> 00:23:25,877 Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick! 353 00:23:25,921 --> 00:23:27,821 I love weird tricks! 354 00:23:28,123 --> 00:23:30,910 Sassy housewives want to meet you! 355 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,150 Congratulations, you're a winner! - Really? 356 00:23:32,194 --> 00:23:34,865 These 10 child stars went to prison! Number 6 will amaze you! 357 00:23:34,890 --> 00:23:36,280 - That sounds interesting. 358 00:23:36,650 --> 00:23:39,125 Want to get rich playing video games? Click here to find out how! 359 00:23:39,134 --> 00:23:42,350 Ralph, come on! - There's a lot of cool stuff here! 360 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,130 I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother! 361 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:47,400 How about you, lady? Want to get rich playing video games? 362 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,114 Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, 363 00:23:53,115 --> 00:23:57,108 a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten, bidding starts at 49.99... 364 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,144 The beaver, the beautifully taxidermied beaver... 365 00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:03,181 ...19367, a gently used artificial hip. 366 00:24:09,980 --> 00:24:10,998 ...going once, going twice, and sold! 367 00:24:10,999 --> 00:24:13,194 A tortilla chip shaped like international superstar, Beyonce 368 00:24:13,235 --> 00:24:16,204 Knowles for 400. - Yay! So happy! 369 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:19,380 Are you understanding how this game works? 370 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:21,900 I think all you have to do is, like, yell out 371 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,978 the biggest number and then you win this stuff? 372 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,105 And I thought Q*bert's game was weird. 373 00:24:26,148 --> 00:24:30,160 Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could tell where they keep their steering wheels. 374 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,128 There's a bunch of, like, sports member-abilia, 375 00:24:34,153 --> 00:24:37,150 big baby clothes called lingerie? 376 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,185 Go to the right. Move right. 377 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:41,162 Oh, there's a row with a bunch of old video game junk. 378 00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:43,188 Oh, there it is! There it is, I see it! 379 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:46,698 There's someone else trying to win it! Come on, hurry, let's go! 380 00:24:46,702 --> 00:24:49,471 We got 275, and with 30 seconds left in the auction, 381 00:24:49,472 --> 00:24:52,600 we have 275. - Get out of the way! 382 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:54,194 I'll give you three- - I got 3. Can you 383 00:24:54,219 --> 00:24:55,668 give a 305? 305? Can you give a 3-5? 384 00:24:55,678 --> 00:24:56,395 305. 385 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,545 - 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310. - 310. 386 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,412 315. - 320! 387 00:25:00,449 --> 00:25:02,644 325. - Oh, man, this guy is good! 388 00:25:02,652 --> 00:25:04,815 He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing! 389 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:06,554 - I hear 3 and a quarter, do I hear 350? 390 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:08,455 350? - Watch this. 391 00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:09,549 1,000! 392 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:13,460 1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000! - Way to go, kid! 393 00:25:13,462 --> 00:25:15,521 That is a huge number! - Thank you. 394 00:25:15,564 --> 00:25:17,623 Check this out. 15,000! - 15,000? 395 00:25:17,633 --> 00:25:20,500 Do I hear 15,500? 396 00:25:20,536 --> 00:25:22,595 15,500! - 16,000! 397 00:25:22,638 --> 00:25:23,627 17,000! - 18,000! 398 00:25:23,673 --> 00:25:25,573 20,000! - 23,000! 399 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:26,597 25,000! - 27,000! 400 00:25:26,642 --> 00:25:28,352 27,001! 401 00:25:28,377 --> 00:25:33,480 - And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot hobo in the broken overalls! 402 00:25:33,482 --> 00:25:35,473 That's me! - We won! 403 00:25:35,518 --> 00:25:38,715 Congratulations! Here's your voucher for auction item 197324579. 404 00:25:38,721 --> 00:25:41,485 Please take it to checkout for processing. 405 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:45,560 So, we are sent to ship one Sugar Rush steering wheel 406 00:25:45,561 --> 00:25:48,488 to a Litwak's Family Fun Land in Los Alamitios, California? 407 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:49,463 - Yeah. 408 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,559 With expedited shipping, that should arrive, Wednesday morning. 409 00:25:52,601 --> 00:25:55,593 That's two whole days before Litwak scraps your game! 410 00:25:55,604 --> 00:25:58,505 We're way ahead of schedule! - We rule! 411 00:25:58,507 --> 00:26:00,441 I'll just need a credit card number. 412 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:04,606 Sorry, what's a credi- a crehi car huher? - A credit, card, number. 413 00:26:04,613 --> 00:26:06,478 Number. Right. 414 00:26:06,515 --> 00:26:08,574 Uh, 7. - Excuse me? 415 00:26:08,584 --> 00:26:09,608 Sorry. No, you're right. 416 00:26:10,152 --> 00:26:14,145 Ridiculous. I meant 11. - Those aren't credit card numbers. 417 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,145 I'm pretty sure they are. 418 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:17,954 How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir? 419 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,986 You owe $27,001. - Wha? 420 00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:24,988 Dollars? Dollars, like, money? - Yes. 421 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,197 And if you don't have a credit card, we also accept PayPal, Verifone, 422 00:26:28,237 --> 00:26:31,100 ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzzBucks. 423 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,972 You're gonna laugh. 424 00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:39,664 So, this big galoot, he left his wallet at home. 425 00:26:39,689 --> 00:26:41,149 - Yeah. Yeah. 426 00:26:41,149 --> 00:26:44,141 I did leave my wallet at home in my wallet room, and the door's locked. 427 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:50,981 If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will be in violation of the unpaid item policy. 428 00:26:50,993 --> 00:26:53,180 You will forfeit the bid and you will lose this item. 429 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,860 Next! 430 00:26:56,980 --> 00:26:59,124 Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy? Well, I got some free advice for you. 431 00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:01,932 Don't! What a scam! 432 00:27:05,173 --> 00:27:08,600 The signs aren't even real! 433 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,148 What the heck? 434 00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:15,946 Dang, internet! 435 00:27:21,957 --> 00:27:24,840 Hey, kid, what's wrong? 436 00:27:24,126 --> 00:27:27,118 If I don't have the steering wheel, I don't have the game! I'm game-less! 437 00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:32,660 There's only one steering wheel on the whole internet, and we blew our chance 438 00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:35,127 to get it! - Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down. 439 00:27:35,137 --> 00:27:37,370 We came here to save your game 440 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,973 and that's what we're gonna do. - Okay. 441 00:27:39,975 --> 00:27:41,135 Okay? - Yeah. 442 00:27:42,177 --> 00:27:46,136 There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do 443 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:49,820 is figure out a way to earn a little bit of moolah! 444 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,918 We're video game characters, Ralph! We don't have moolah. 445 00:27:52,954 --> 00:27:55,946 Unless you can think of some magical way to 446 00:27:55,991 --> 00:27:57,959 get rich playing video games. 447 00:28:00,162 --> 00:28:02,153 Wanna get rich playing video games? 448 00:28:02,197 --> 00:28:05,132 Click right here to find out how! - Back off, robber. 449 00:28:06,968 --> 00:28:09,163 It's right this way. - Dang pop-up blockers! 450 00:28:09,204 --> 00:28:12,200 Why does everybody gotta be so mean? - There he is! 451 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:14,320 Oh, thank goodness you're still here! 452 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,102 Me and my friend here, we got 24 hours to make 27,001 dollars 453 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,943 or she loses her game! 454 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,949 Can you please tell us how to get rich playing video games? 455 00:28:21,983 --> 00:28:23,177 You bet! 456 00:28:23,185 --> 00:28:26,177 Click here and I'll take you to my website! 457 00:28:29,191 --> 00:28:32,319 You got, uh, ample carriage there, buster. 458 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:33,992 Causing a little drag. - Sorry. 459 00:28:34,290 --> 00:28:36,650 You're getting close to the edge. - Huh? 460 00:28:36,675 --> 00:28:38,800 The edge! The edge! 461 00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:43,130 By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley. 462 00:28:43,138 --> 00:28:46,198 I'd like to welcome the both of you to the Spamley family! 463 00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:53,947 Step into my parlor. - This is your website? 464 00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,108 I know what you're thinking. Not to worry 465 00:28:55,117 --> 00:28:58,177 because my antivirus guy was just as clean as a- 466 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,115 Oh, my gosh, that's embarrassing. 467 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,716 Anyway, I know it's a little mess. Hey, Gord! 468 00:29:05,193 --> 00:29:09,620 But, I do have a system here, I really do. If I could just find that. Gord! 469 00:29:09,131 --> 00:29:12,123 Just gotta find this list. Oh! There you are. 470 00:29:12,134 --> 00:29:15,103 These guys are looking to get rich playing video games. 471 00:29:15,103 --> 00:29:17,940 What do you- what do you got for them, partner? 472 00:29:25,947 --> 00:29:27,500 Thank you. 473 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,160 Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars. 474 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,113 Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars? 475 00:29:35,157 --> 00:29:38,962 Those there are some of your more common-place low-dollar items. 476 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,187 - Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley? 477 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:44,996 You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats 478 00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:48,200 from Pro League Soccer, we find those 479 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:50,340 and bring them back here to you, and a human 480 00:29:50,590 --> 00:29:52,201 being in the real world will pay us 15 dollars? 481 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,969 Yes, ma'am! 482 00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:56,136 Welcome to the exciting world of loot hunting! 483 00:29:56,178 --> 00:29:59,110 Folks go into games, they harvest the most coveted 484 00:29:59,140 --> 00:30:01,175 items, and they sell 'em on my web site 485 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,207 to the highest bidder! 486 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:07,180 Okay, and here's the thing. We need, like, a buttload of money. 487 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:10,150 So do you have any more lucrative items, maybe? 488 00:30:10,174 --> 00:30:12,974 Gord! Gord! 489 00:30:13,128 --> 00:30:14,993 Oh, there you are. 490 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:18,964 Thank you, buddy. You're such a nice guy. 491 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:21,993 Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya? 492 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:26,600 It's more than enough! - Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa 493 00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,101 who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car 494 00:30:29,110 --> 00:30:31,780 from a game called Slaughter Race. 495 00:30:31,112 --> 00:30:33,800 A racing game? - That's right. 496 00:30:33,810 --> 00:30:36,141 Slaughter Race is the most popular online racing game out there. 497 00:30:36,151 --> 00:30:39,211 However, it's wicked dangerous. - We ain't afraid of danger. 498 00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:41,883 This kid is the best racer in the whole world! 499 00:30:41,908 --> 00:30:44,550 We'll get you that car, no problem-o. 500 00:30:44,790 --> 00:30:46,979 Slaughter Race! Enter at your own risk! 501 00:30:55,203 --> 00:30:58,700 This game is kind of amazing! 502 00:30:59,241 --> 00:31:02,142 The attention to detail is pretty impressive. 503 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,175 I don't think I've ever been in a game with smog before. 504 00:31:08,490 --> 00:31:10,740 Nice kitty! Nice kitty! 505 00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:16,987 Let's just find Shank's car and get out of here. 506 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:17,944 - Agreed. 507 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,000 Look! There it is! 508 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,260 That car is gorgeous! 509 00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,162 No wonder it's worth so much. 510 00:31:32,107 --> 00:31:35,975 Shocker! Players. They beat us to it. 511 00:31:36,110 --> 00:31:40,971 31 hours of continuous gameplay, and we finally found Shank's car. 512 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,976 Let's jack this ride. - Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on. 513 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:50,830 Jimmy! You're not playing that horrible video game, are you? 514 00:31:50,125 --> 00:31:52,958 No, grandma! I'm doing my homework! 515 00:31:52,961 --> 00:31:55,953 Okay. Like I said, let's jack this ride. 516 00:32:04,205 --> 00:32:09,400 While the cat goes away, these mice try to play. 517 00:32:12,470 --> 00:32:15,949 I think that might be Shank. - Listen up, mice. 518 00:32:15,984 --> 00:32:19,440 Anyone who tries to play with this cat ride 519 00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:22,922 is gonna get got! - You're going down, Shank. 520 00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:27,188 Pyro. Give those punks the works. - With pleasure. 521 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:33,132 End of the road! - Gosh dang it! 522 00:32:33,134 --> 00:32:35,680 Now I gotta start all over! 523 00:32:35,236 --> 00:32:37,101 Ralph, maybe- 524 00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:41,720 Where are you going? - I, am scared. 525 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,839 If we get burnt up in here, that's it, we're dead, we're gone. 526 00:32:43,864 --> 00:32:45,945 So I think we should get out of here right now. 527 00:32:45,981 --> 00:32:48,400 No, wait. I have an idea. 528 00:32:50,318 --> 00:32:53,378 Hey, Shank? - What's up, Pyro? 529 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:57,222 Do you reckon we're going a bit too hard on the players? 530 00:32:57,258 --> 00:33:00,352 Honestly, no. I don't. 531 00:33:00,361 --> 00:33:06,459 Of course I have empathy for players like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin. 532 00:33:06,501 --> 00:33:10,460 But if we just let them win, where's the life lesson, you know? 533 00:33:11,272 --> 00:33:16,335 Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean, those players worked so hard to get 534 00:33:16,377 --> 00:33:18,345 here. - I hear you, Felony, 535 00:33:18,379 --> 00:33:20,404 but imagine a game without challenges. 536 00:33:20,415 --> 00:33:23,475 The same predictable thing every single time? 537 00:33:23,518 --> 00:33:25,486 Who wants that? - Shank's right. 538 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,512 You know, I just saw a really insightful TEDtalk, 539 00:33:28,537 --> 00:33:30,855 and I can't really remember what the guy said, 540 00:33:30,891 --> 00:33:33,180 it was more about how it made me feel, 541 00:33:33,270 --> 00:33:38,897 but I think ultimately the point was, I honor your choice, guys. 542 00:33:38,933 --> 00:33:42,767 And we honor yours, Butcher Boy. - Thank you. 543 00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:45,239 Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it would be like if someone actually did 544 00:33:45,239 --> 00:33:47,434 get your car? - Well, I know one thing. 545 00:33:47,475 --> 00:33:50,467 Whoever that is, will have to be the best of the rest. 546 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,439 What? 547 00:33:54,382 --> 00:33:57,317 Good day to you, madam. - Who are you? 548 00:33:57,318 --> 00:34:00,412 I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise. 549 00:34:00,936 --> 00:34:05,258 And, the thing is, we've been getting some complaints down at HQ. 550 00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:06,819 Larry's the one who takes the calls. 551 00:34:06,861 --> 00:34:10,227 Anyways, someone told Larry that we've been hearing a lot of gun sounds... 552 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,361 This is nice! 553 00:34:17,372 --> 00:34:19,465 Where have you been all my life? 554 00:34:20,274 --> 00:34:24,370 ...so I came to check on things. - I'm sorry, who did you say you were again? 555 00:34:24,412 --> 00:34:25,614 Oh, I'm... Larry? 556 00:34:25,639 --> 00:34:28,395 Nah, you said Larry took the calls. 557 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:41,224 Good job, Larry! - Yeah! Worked like a charm! 558 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:48,461 Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car? 559 00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:50,334 And I need yours. Sorry. 560 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:54,431 I'm just- I'm just gonna go. 561 00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:59,473 This is the worst day of my life! 562 00:35:00,381 --> 00:35:04,283 It's a shame we have to leave so soon. This game is cool! 563 00:35:04,318 --> 00:35:06,445 Just get us out of here so we can get this car to Spamley 564 00:35:06,454 --> 00:35:08,445 And get paid. - No problem! 565 00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:14,353 Look at this guy coming in hot. 566 00:35:29,477 --> 00:35:33,436 You mess with the bull, you get the horns, little girl! 567 00:35:37,318 --> 00:35:39,445 You still have value, Butcher Boy. 568 00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:46,756 Oh, no! It's that Shank lady! She looks upset. 569 00:35:46,792 --> 00:35:48,851 Ah, don't worry, I will lose her. 570 00:35:58,971 --> 00:36:01,735 Kid, get back on the track or I'm gonna lose my cookies! 571 00:36:01,773 --> 00:36:04,765 There is no track! I can drive anywhere! 572 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:20,983 Kid, she's coming up right behind us! 573 00:36:21,260 --> 00:36:22,789 Oh, hello! 574 00:36:22,828 --> 00:36:26,787 I believe you have something of mine? - Yeah, come and get it! 575 00:36:41,980 --> 00:36:43,948 This girl can drive! 576 00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:56,985 Would you hurry up and lose her? - I'm trying! 577 00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,964 Hang on, chumbo! 578 00:37:19,851 --> 00:37:22,517 Mother of Hubbard, this lady can really drive! 579 00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:25,851 Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire there? That's a dead end! Dead end! 580 00:37:25,852 --> 00:37:26,851 - Not for me! 581 00:37:26,859 --> 00:37:28,793 Bye-bye, Shanky! 582 00:37:31,463 --> 00:37:34,296 That's the stuff! - Good job, kid! 583 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:39,293 I feel like me again! One exit straight ahead! 584 00:37:56,522 --> 00:38:00,253 You're not gonna lose me that easy. - How did you- 585 00:38:00,292 --> 00:38:03,261 You might wanna keep your eyes on the road. - Kid! 586 00:38:10,536 --> 00:38:14,302 Department of Noise. Get out of my car! 587 00:38:14,306 --> 00:38:17,332 What are we gonna do? - You just stay put. Don't panic. 588 00:38:17,376 --> 00:38:19,469 I'm gonna talk to her. - Ralph, be careful. 589 00:38:19,511 --> 00:38:23,242 It's fine. This is what heroes do. 590 00:38:26,318 --> 00:38:28,343 I'm stuck! 591 00:38:30,256 --> 00:38:33,487 This car is not designed for a big boy. 592 00:38:33,525 --> 00:38:37,256 You guys really thought you could just steal my car? 593 00:38:37,296 --> 00:38:38,891 Well, let me tell you what's gonna happen now. 594 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:39,423 - No, wait! 595 00:38:39,431 --> 00:38:42,423 Listen. We aren't normally car thieves. 596 00:38:42,468 --> 00:38:45,369 My friend here, she's a candy cart racer. 597 00:38:45,404 --> 00:38:48,271 You should see her racing on her sweet little track 598 00:38:48,274 --> 00:38:50,401 in her cookie wafer cart we built together. 599 00:38:51,477 --> 00:38:57,473 The thing is, her perfect little game broke and it was- it was my fault! 600 00:38:57,483 --> 00:39:00,334 So, we are here to try to fix it and we need money to do 601 00:39:00,359 --> 00:39:03,285 that and someone was gonna pay us money to steal your car- 602 00:39:03,322 --> 00:39:06,348 Okay, okay. You can stop crying. 603 00:39:06,392 --> 00:39:10,260 Though I do respect your wonderful display of vulnerability. 604 00:39:10,262 --> 00:39:11,752 Thank you. 605 00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:16,223 I get it. I do. Friendship is everything to us, too. 606 00:39:16,268 --> 00:39:17,257 Right, guys? - Right. 607 00:39:17,303 --> 00:39:19,533 We're like family. - That's really great. 608 00:39:19,538 --> 00:39:23,372 So does this mean we can keep your car? - Absolutely not. 609 00:39:23,375 --> 00:39:26,435 But I do wanna help. Hey, you got your phone on you? 610 00:39:26,445 --> 00:39:28,340 You know it! - Let's make a video. 611 00:39:28,365 --> 00:39:30,506 Pyro! Hit big boy with the blowing gun. 612 00:39:30,549 --> 00:39:33,245 I'd love to. - Wait, what's a blowing- 613 00:39:35,454 --> 00:39:38,321 Say something. First thing that comes to your mind. 614 00:39:38,345 --> 00:39:40,345 I'm gonna wreck it! 615 00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:44,228 Good! Alright. Turn it off. 616 00:39:46,298 --> 00:39:48,459 What the heck did you do that for? - Yeah. 617 00:39:48,467 --> 00:39:51,334 There are much better ways to make money on the internet 618 00:39:51,370 --> 00:39:56,273 than stealing cars, such as, becoming a BuzzzTube star. 619 00:39:56,275 --> 00:39:58,334 Am I supposed to know what that is? 620 00:39:58,344 --> 00:40:00,335 Come on, now, everybody knows BuzzzTube! 621 00:40:00,379 --> 00:40:04,338 It's the video sharing site. - I'm just starting your account. 622 00:40:04,383 --> 00:40:06,351 Alright, there you go. 623 00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:10,288 If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money. 624 00:40:10,322 --> 00:40:14,224 A friend of mine, chick named Yesss, she's the head algorithm over there. 625 00:40:14,259 --> 00:40:16,420 Tell her I sent you. Yesss will hook you up. 626 00:40:16,462 --> 00:40:21,331 Wow, that's very nice of you. - Not sure if "nice" is a right word. 627 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:24,427 Thank you. - I should be thanking you, little sister. 628 00:40:24,436 --> 00:40:28,497 That race was fun. - Oh. Well, uh, thank you again. 629 00:40:30,342 --> 00:40:34,506 Shank, what moves did you do to get through that tunnel of fire? 630 00:40:34,546 --> 00:40:37,481 Was it a power drift into a drift jump, maybe? 631 00:40:37,483 --> 00:40:39,383 Maybe. 632 00:40:39,385 --> 00:40:42,354 If you ever want to come back for a rematch, I'd be happy 633 00:40:42,388 --> 00:40:45,255 to kick your butt again. See ya. 634 00:40:59,471 --> 00:41:01,462 Whoa. - Show-off. 635 00:41:03,375 --> 00:41:06,503 That place was scary. - I know, it was so exciting! 636 00:41:07,450 --> 00:41:08,941 No, exciting is when you smile. 637 00:41:09,448 --> 00:41:10,676 Scary is when you clench your butt. 638 00:41:10,782 --> 00:41:12,750 And my butt is still clenched. 639 00:41:12,184 --> 00:41:14,831 Oh, come on, are you honestly telling me that Shank 640 00:41:14,856 --> 00:41:17,145 lady wasn't the coolest person you ever met? 641 00:41:17,456 --> 00:41:20,289 Cool? Name one cool thing about her. 642 00:41:20,292 --> 00:41:23,261 Let's see. She looks cool, she talks cool, she drives cool, 643 00:41:23,262 --> 00:41:25,355 her hair is cool, her car is cool. - Wait a minute. 644 00:41:25,364 --> 00:41:28,299 You're saying my hair's uncool? - What? No. 645 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:30,426 I'm just saying the game was next level. 646 00:41:30,469 --> 00:41:33,404 There's no one telling you what to do, where to go. 647 00:41:33,405 --> 00:41:38,274 Hey, just where do you thing you're going? - To BuzzzTube. It's this way. 648 00:41:38,310 --> 00:41:40,471 No, no, no, no, no, we're going back to Spamley's. 649 00:41:40,479 --> 00:41:42,413 He can give us some easier loot to find. 650 00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:45,247 No, we're supposed to see Shank's friend. 651 00:41:45,284 --> 00:41:47,857 Oh, come on. I don't trust that Shank one bit. 652 00:41:47,882 --> 00:41:48,739 - Well I do. 653 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:51,250 Well I- - Hello, mister! 654 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,369 Who are you? - I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger. 655 00:41:54,393 --> 00:41:56,258 An actual eBoy. 656 00:41:56,261 --> 00:41:59,287 Just here to let you know your bid expires in 8 hours. 657 00:41:59,298 --> 00:42:02,358 8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy. 658 00:42:02,367 --> 00:42:03,527 You got it, Jackson. 659 00:42:04,369 --> 00:42:09,500 Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley, it will take 20 years 660 00:42:09,508 --> 00:42:12,272 to make enough money to buy the wheel. 661 00:42:12,277 --> 00:42:15,405 Alright. Fine, we'll do it your way but I'm telling you right 662 00:42:15,447 --> 00:42:18,280 now that BuzzzTube place is a terrible idea. 663 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,521 There are all kinds of videos in here. 664 00:42:28,527 --> 00:42:31,394 Yeah, like beavers and cats. 665 00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:33,364 Look! There's you! 666 00:42:37,402 --> 00:42:40,394 Wonder why those little guys are giving your video all those hearts? 667 00:42:40,405 --> 00:42:42,373 Obviously, they love me. 668 00:42:42,374 --> 00:42:44,308 I told you this place was a good idea. 669 00:42:44,343 --> 00:42:46,368 Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof. 670 00:42:46,378 --> 00:42:49,279 Now, who were we supposed to see about getting paid again? 671 00:42:49,281 --> 00:42:52,216 The head algorithm. Her name is Yesss. 672 00:42:52,251 --> 00:42:56,347 No. No. No. Uninspiring. 673 00:42:56,355 --> 00:42:57,344 Cliché. 674 00:42:57,389 --> 00:42:59,380 YouTube's got this one. 675 00:42:59,391 --> 00:43:04,294 Chewbacca Dad? Really? - Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom, 676 00:43:04,329 --> 00:43:06,354 but it's a daddy. - No! 677 00:43:06,365 --> 00:43:10,301 Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor? 678 00:43:10,335 --> 00:43:15,363 I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube, which means I curate the content 679 00:43:15,374 --> 00:43:18,366 at the internet's most popular video sharing site, 680 00:43:18,410 --> 00:43:21,626 which means I don't have time to trifle with every shoeless, 681 00:43:21,651 --> 00:43:24,315 mouth-breathing hobo that trundles into my office! 682 00:43:24,316 --> 00:43:25,819 Call security, Maybe. 683 00:43:25,844 --> 00:43:29,277 - Yes, but Yesss, this is the leaf blower guy. 684 00:43:29,854 --> 00:43:32,118 Who? - The man with undulating jaws? 685 00:43:32,123 --> 00:43:35,991 So? - His video has 1.3 million hearts. 686 00:43:38,897 --> 00:43:42,250 Why didn't you tell me I was in the presence of a genius? 687 00:43:42,330 --> 00:43:43,933 Grab him a drink. 688 00:43:43,968 --> 00:43:46,937 Yeah, this lady named Shank, she actually made the video. 689 00:43:46,971 --> 00:43:51,670 She's the one who told us to come see you. - No wonder your video's so dope. 690 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:53,976 Shank is for real cool. - Right? 691 00:43:53,978 --> 00:43:57,914 She is not. I'm the cool one, getting all the hearts. 692 00:43:57,916 --> 00:44:00,976 That's right, you big baby. 693 00:44:01,853 --> 00:44:05,160 What did you say your name was? - Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph. 694 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:10,840 Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending! And these are for you. 695 00:44:10,940 --> 00:44:17,934 Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts! 696 00:44:17,937 --> 00:44:22,670 Not to buzzcoat the lovefest you guys got going on here, 697 00:44:22,107 --> 00:44:27,841 but Shank kinda told us that viral videos can make, like, actual money? 698 00:44:27,846 --> 00:44:31,642 Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy account converts hearts into dollars. 699 00:44:31,767 --> 00:44:32,531 Kaching! 700 00:44:32,952 --> 00:44:34,886 $43,000? 701 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:38,913 Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done! - Oh, no, no, no. 702 00:44:38,924 --> 00:44:46,831 No. That's $43. - 43? That's not even half of 27,001. 703 00:44:46,832 --> 00:44:49,960 We only have 8 hours left to save my game. 704 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,971 I hate to say it, but, that ain't happening. 705 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:56,650 Your video's tapped out. - But I thought I was "trenching". 706 00:44:56,750 --> 00:44:57,640 "Trending". 707 00:44:57,109 --> 00:44:59,839 You were, but that was 15 seconds ago. 708 00:44:59,845 --> 00:45:01,730 Now, you're not. 709 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,105 Thanks for stopping by, though. 710 00:45:05,117 --> 00:45:06,648 What we gonna do, kid? 711 00:45:06,673 --> 00:45:09,850 - Alright, pal, I have an idea. Hear me out. 712 00:45:09,888 --> 00:45:12,948 What if we go back to Slaughter Race, 713 00:45:12,992 --> 00:45:16,860 and I ask Shank- - No, no, no. 714 00:45:16,950 --> 00:45:17,995 We're not going back to that death trap. 715 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:20,863 Yesss, what if I made you a whole bunch of videos of me 716 00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:22,993 doing all kinds of crazy things? 717 00:45:23,350 --> 00:45:24,900 You mean saturate the market? 718 00:45:24,903 --> 00:45:27,838 That could give you a lot of hearts fast. 719 00:45:27,873 --> 00:45:31,360 Have you thought this through at all? What do you plan on even doing in these videos? 720 00:45:31,430 --> 00:45:34,877 I'll just copy whatever's popular. - Genius! 721 00:45:34,913 --> 00:45:36,847 Yo, Maybe, what's trending now? 722 00:45:36,849 --> 00:45:38,770 Let's have a looky-looky. 723 00:45:38,830 --> 00:45:40,881 As usual, human suffering is number 1. 724 00:45:40,919 --> 00:45:43,854 Followed by hot pepper eating challenges, 725 00:45:43,856 --> 00:45:44,948 video game walkthroughs, 726 00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:46,890 screaming goats are back, 727 00:45:46,892 --> 00:45:49,884 unboxings, cooking demos, makeup tutorials, 728 00:45:49,895 --> 00:45:52,864 and lastly, bee puns. 729 00:45:53,388 --> 00:45:55,988 Let's "bee" friends! 730 00:45:57,870 --> 00:46:00,134 Two weeks in a row, guys. That's a fortnight of bee puns. 731 00:46:00,139 --> 00:46:02,400 He won't be doing any bee puns. 732 00:46:02,700 --> 00:46:06,340 They're beneath you. - Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am! 733 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:09,140 And I'll be eating a hot pepper, and I'll put on a makeup, 734 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:11,983 whatever else it takes cause kid, we came here 735 00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:14,884 to save your game, and we're gonna do it! 736 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:18,856 I love it! That is what the internet was made for! 737 00:46:18,857 --> 00:46:19,915 Now, let's get to work! 738 00:46:37,811 --> 00:46:41,804 Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph? - That bad guy from the old video game? 739 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,916 Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna send you a super random video. Check it out, dude. 740 00:46:58,932 --> 00:47:02,260 Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez. 741 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:04,360 Nobody knows who's making them, 742 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:08,970 but the whole world is going bonkers over a series of truly bizarre videos 743 00:47:08,108 --> 00:47:10,975 starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph. 744 00:47:11,100 --> 00:47:14,360 Check out what everyone's buzzing about over at BuzzzTube.com. 745 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,390 Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph here with the ghost pepper challenge. 746 00:47:18,510 --> 00:47:20,884 Supposed to be spicy. We'll see about that. 747 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,851 It's not so- 748 00:47:22,889 --> 00:47:24,447 It's very hot! Oh, make it stop! 749 00:47:24,858 --> 00:47:27,918 Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped. Check it out, dude. 750 00:47:27,927 --> 00:47:29,918 Where are these things coming from? 751 00:47:29,963 --> 00:47:31,988 Hey, Josie? Have you seen the pepper challenge? 752 00:47:31,998 --> 00:47:35,240 Not yet, I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips. 753 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,200 It's disgusting! 754 00:47:37,937 --> 00:47:41,100 ...just wanna blend that out there, like this. 755 00:47:41,107 --> 00:47:45,430 And that, my friend, is how you achieve the perfect cat eye. 756 00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,370 Start with the "hootenanny", shift it into a "floss", 757 00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:52,916 and then finish with a "hot marat". 758 00:47:53,887 --> 00:47:58,119 ...I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend. 759 00:47:58,124 --> 00:48:02,260 Everybody needs a friend. 760 00:48:02,862 --> 00:48:08,270 ...sleeping under his ears. 761 00:48:08,902 --> 00:48:13,896 ...and we've been baking at about 950 degrees now for 6 hours, so, 762 00:48:13,907 --> 00:48:15,675 it should be ready. 763 00:48:15,710 --> 00:48:17,701 Voila! Burnt pie! 764 00:48:17,745 --> 00:48:19,576 Let's get a little whiff of this- 765 00:48:19,580 --> 00:48:21,707 My hair, my hair, my hair! 766 00:48:22,749 --> 00:48:27,584 This man is on fire! Literal and figurative fire! 767 00:48:27,621 --> 00:48:30,556 But he still needs 200 million hearts in the next 5 hours 768 00:48:30,557 --> 00:48:32,752 or this beautiful child loses her game! 769 00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:35,556 That's why I'm onto phase 2! 770 00:48:35,562 --> 00:48:39,692 You! My elite pop-up army, I need you out there popping up 771 00:48:39,733 --> 00:48:41,758 and getting click all over the internet. 772 00:48:41,801 --> 00:48:45,567 I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable! 773 00:48:45,605 --> 00:48:48,802 Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that beautiful traffics of buzz, too, 774 00:48:49,308 --> 00:48:52,209 because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts! 775 00:48:56,149 --> 00:48:58,208 Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you! 776 00:48:58,217 --> 00:49:01,277 You don't want to miss this! It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video! 777 00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:03,830 Click it! Click it! 778 00:49:15,201 --> 00:49:18,136 Man, oh, man, that looks so fun! 779 00:49:18,137 --> 00:49:19,263 Yesss, can I be a pop-up? 780 00:49:19,305 --> 00:49:22,138 I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggresive? 781 00:49:22,141 --> 00:49:28,460 I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? 782 00:49:28,810 --> 00:49:29,275 Oh, yes. You're perfect! 783 00:49:29,315 --> 00:49:31,215 Here! - Thank you. 784 00:49:31,217 --> 00:49:34,311 If you're going, I wanna go. - No, baby. You gotta stay here 785 00:49:34,353 --> 00:49:37,220 and be my movie star. - What? No, no, no, no. 786 00:49:37,223 --> 00:49:39,248 Me and the kid are like shoes and socks. 787 00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:41,890 Or peanut butter and bacon. 788 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:43,850 One cannot exist without the other. 789 00:49:43,129 --> 00:49:45,188 Go on, kid. Tell her. - It's true. 790 00:49:45,198 --> 00:49:48,224 In fact, it's so true that we will be 791 00:49:48,267 --> 00:49:50,258 fine if we're apart for a minute. - B-but- 792 00:49:50,303 --> 00:49:53,170 Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save. 793 00:49:53,172 --> 00:49:56,266 I just wanna get out there and be useful. - Without me? 794 00:49:56,309 --> 00:49:58,277 What if you get lost? You're just a kid! 795 00:49:58,277 --> 00:50:01,110 Oh, and you're some mature adult? 796 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,114 I'm bigger. - Don't be insecure, big fella. 797 00:50:05,118 --> 00:50:07,109 She's not gonna get lost, I promise. 798 00:50:07,153 --> 00:50:10,213 She'll be in my personal web browser. 799 00:50:10,323 --> 00:50:13,156 And your app comes with BuzzzFace, 800 00:50:13,159 --> 00:50:15,403 so you can keep in touch anywhere on the internet. 801 00:50:15,428 --> 00:50:16,151 - See? 802 00:50:16,162 --> 00:50:20,640 I'll be fine. - I know, I just- 803 00:50:23,690 --> 00:50:26,950 We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years. 804 00:50:26,139 --> 00:50:31,420 I'm going to miss you. - You'll be fine, too. 805 00:50:31,770 --> 00:50:33,171 The more hearts you videos get, 806 00:50:33,292 --> 00:50:36,580 the faster we'll get the wheel, and then we can go home. 807 00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:40,143 We'll be celebrating at Tappers this time tomorrow, buddy. 808 00:50:40,153 --> 00:50:42,378 Yeah. I guess you're right. 809 00:50:43,256 --> 00:50:44,490 Bye! 810 00:50:45,215 --> 00:50:48,217 Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy! 811 00:50:51,397 --> 00:50:54,147 So where exactly are you sending her? 812 00:50:54,172 --> 00:50:56,980 - Well, since candy girl comes from an arcade game, 813 00:50:56,102 --> 00:50:59,710 I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district. 814 00:50:59,272 --> 00:51:02,298 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea. Those games are dangerous. 815 00:51:02,308 --> 00:51:04,173 And they rotten your brain. 816 00:51:04,177 --> 00:51:08,136 Why don't we send her somewhere a little more, totally different from that 817 00:51:08,147 --> 00:51:10,172 and nowhere near there? 818 00:51:10,216 --> 00:51:14,312 Let's see. Family-friendly fan sites, that sounds safe. 819 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:16,185 And she is technically a princess, 820 00:51:16,189 --> 00:51:19,283 so how about this one here with the sweet little pink castle? 821 00:51:19,325 --> 00:51:23,560 I love it! Okay, I'll redirect our newest pop-up 822 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:24,324 to "OhMyDisney.com"! 823 00:51:29,268 --> 00:51:33,680 Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers! 824 00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:49,246 Oh, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame. 825 00:51:49,255 --> 00:51:54,124 Hey. Easy there. - Oh. I mean, no offense or anything. 826 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,321 Time to get to work! 827 00:51:56,329 --> 00:51:58,297 ...and for your final question, 828 00:51:58,331 --> 00:52:01,232 my friend would describe me as? 829 00:52:01,234 --> 00:52:05,193 Smart, funny, kind, or brave. 830 00:52:06,305 --> 00:52:08,136 Kind, I guess? 831 00:52:08,241 --> 00:52:15,100 Based on your answers, your princess BFF is, Snow White! 832 00:52:19,850 --> 00:52:23,249 Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-lt Ralph. Click here to see his new video. 833 00:52:25,124 --> 00:52:26,182 Thank you! 834 00:52:27,590 --> 00:52:29,289 In Captain America: The First Avenger, 835 00:52:29,295 --> 00:52:32,930 Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil, the World Tree, 836 00:52:32,980 --> 00:52:33,156 guardian of wisdom and faith. 837 00:52:33,199 --> 00:52:37,158 Are we to believe, sir, that you are a descendant of that tree? 838 00:52:37,203 --> 00:52:41,196 I am Groot. - Okay. Okay, thank you very much. 839 00:52:41,307 --> 00:52:45,730 What is Drax really like? - I am Groot. 840 00:52:45,770 --> 00:52:48,171 Thank you. - Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree? 841 00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:52,140 Excuse me, I'll take this one. He is Groot, I am Vanellope. 842 00:52:52,510 --> 00:52:54,420 Click here to meet Wreck-It Ralph! 843 00:52:54,353 --> 00:52:57,117 This is almost too easy. 844 00:52:58,124 --> 00:53:00,183 You have a permit for that pop-up? 845 00:53:00,192 --> 00:53:03,184 That's unauthorized clickbait. You're coming with us, kid. 846 00:53:04,263 --> 00:53:06,128 She's getting away! 847 00:53:09,101 --> 00:53:10,159 This way. 848 00:53:11,170 --> 00:53:13,350 Sorry, mister! 849 00:53:15,341 --> 00:53:19,209 Hey! Can't you read? Cast members only! 850 00:53:20,246 --> 00:53:24,120 Think she went out this way. Come on. - Roger that. 851 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,436 Did you see a kid coming through here? 852 00:53:25,461 --> 00:53:28,137 - Came running through here like a headless hen. 853 00:53:29,322 --> 00:53:32,860 Any sign of her? - No. 854 00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:36,260 Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium. - Come on, let's check it out. 855 00:53:43,234 --> 00:53:45,650 Hi. 856 00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:50,298 Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! 857 00:53:51,276 --> 00:53:54,109 See, um... I'm a princess, too! - Wait. What? 858 00:53:54,112 --> 00:54:00,244 Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? 859 00:54:00,285 --> 00:54:02,820 I'm sure you've heard of us. 860 00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,111 It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. 861 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:08,910 What kind of a princess are you? - What kind? 862 00:54:08,126 --> 00:54:10,219 Do you have magic hair? - No. 863 00:54:10,228 --> 00:54:12,930 Magic hands? - No. 864 00:54:12,130 --> 00:54:14,640 Do animals talk to you? - No. 865 00:54:14,990 --> 00:54:15,259 Were you poisoned? - No! 866 00:54:15,266 --> 00:54:16,255 Cursed? - No! 867 00:54:16,301 --> 00:54:19,990 Kidnapped or enslaved? - No! Are you guys okay? 868 00:54:19,104 --> 00:54:20,360 Should I call the police? 869 00:54:20,710 --> 00:54:23,400 Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, 870 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:26,134 where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! 871 00:54:26,144 --> 00:54:28,203 No! Good Lord, who would do that? 872 00:54:28,246 --> 00:54:31,440 Have you ever had true love's kiss? - Eww, barf! 873 00:54:31,820 --> 00:54:34,510 Do you have daddy issues? - I don't even have a mom. 874 00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,246 Neither do we! 875 00:54:35,286 --> 00:54:38,840 And now for the million dollar question: 876 00:54:38,890 --> 00:54:40,284 Do people assume all your problems got solved 877 00:54:40,325 --> 00:54:43,210 because a big strong man showed up? 878 00:54:43,610 --> 00:54:44,289 Yes! What is up with that? 879 00:54:44,329 --> 00:54:46,229 She is a Princess! 880 00:54:47,232 --> 00:54:50,292 Who made your gown? I've never seen anything quite like it. 881 00:54:50,301 --> 00:54:54,169 Oh, this old thing? - I'd so love to have one of my own. 882 00:54:54,172 --> 00:54:57,390 As would I. - Me too! 883 00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:00,680 I want one too, you guys. - I'll get my mice on this. 884 00:55:02,247 --> 00:55:05,216 So this is love. 885 00:55:05,216 --> 00:55:10,510 All hail Princess Vanellope, the Queen of comfy. 886 00:55:11,156 --> 00:55:14,125 Of all the thingamabobs in this entire world, 887 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:16,184 I never thought I'd get to wear a real... 888 00:55:16,227 --> 00:55:18,920 What's it called again? 889 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,640 Oh, yeah. A shirt. 890 00:55:25,103 --> 00:55:26,297 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait. What's going on? 891 00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:28,870 Uh, she's singing. 892 00:55:28,112 --> 00:55:31,133 - Yeah, but there was, like, music and the spotlight and- 893 00:55:31,142 --> 00:55:34,900 Wait, you all saw it, too, right? 894 00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:37,710 That's what happens when a princess sings about her dreams. 895 00:55:37,820 --> 00:55:40,210 Oh, that's never happened to me, I mean, not even once. 896 00:55:40,251 --> 00:55:41,309 Why don't you give it a try? 897 00:55:41,319 --> 00:55:44,996 What is it you really want? Sing about that. 898 00:55:45,210 --> 00:55:46,222 - Okay. 899 00:55:46,224 --> 00:55:49,220 Okay, uh, sure. I can do that. Uh, let's see. 900 00:56:02,173 --> 00:56:04,266 Well, there's a lot to unpack here. 901 00:56:04,309 --> 00:56:09,196 So, this steering wheel you sing of, that's a metaphor? 902 00:56:09,421 --> 00:56:11,181 - Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not a metaphor. 903 00:56:11,216 --> 00:56:13,241 It's just, I literally want a steering wheel. 904 00:56:13,251 --> 00:56:16,127 I think the issue was I was a little pitchy. 905 00:56:16,152 --> 00:56:17,278 - Maybe a little. 906 00:56:17,322 --> 00:56:23,560 But sometimes, your song can't start until you go someplace 907 00:56:23,610 --> 00:56:25,256 to reflect. - What works for some of us 908 00:56:25,263 --> 00:56:29,283 is finding a form of water and staring at it. 909 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:31,230 - What? 910 00:56:31,121 --> 00:56:33,303 Oh, yes. I like to stare at a wishing well. 911 00:56:33,304 --> 00:56:35,670 I stare at the ocean. 912 00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,166 Horse trough. - Soap bubbles. 913 00:56:37,175 --> 00:56:40,760 Wait, you're saying if I just stare at some water- 914 00:56:40,111 --> 00:56:43,171 Ah. Important water. - Right, of course, 915 00:56:43,214 --> 00:56:45,148 important water. 916 00:56:45,150 --> 00:56:48,142 I stare at the important water, and somehow 917 00:56:48,186 --> 00:56:50,313 magically, I'll start singing about my dream? 918 00:56:50,321 --> 00:56:52,186 For sure. 919 00:56:52,223 --> 00:56:55,283 Uh, yeah. I don't think so, ladies, but thanks. 920 00:56:56,940 --> 00:56:58,620 Five minutes, Princesses. 921 00:56:58,620 --> 00:57:02,158 Another "Which Disney Princess are you?" quiz starts in five minutes. 922 00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:04,259 Okay, thank you. 923 00:57:05,170 --> 00:57:07,263 Well, I guess it's back to the gowns, girls. 924 00:57:07,272 --> 00:57:10,360 It was lovely to meet you, Vanellope. 925 00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:12,990 And best of luck finding your song. 926 00:57:20,151 --> 00:57:22,176 Uh-huh... What did she just say? - We don't know. 927 00:57:22,187 --> 00:57:25,540 We can't understand her. - She's from the other studio. 928 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:31,154 Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here with a little box I'm gonna open. 929 00:57:31,196 --> 00:57:33,187 Let's see what we got here. 930 00:57:33,198 --> 00:57:36,190 A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set. 931 00:57:36,234 --> 00:57:40,680 Got a little heft to it. Something's wobbling around in there. 932 00:57:40,104 --> 00:57:42,299 Have we got the kitty or the bunny? Let's open the- 933 00:57:44,142 --> 00:57:46,303 Open "sesabees"! 934 00:57:46,311 --> 00:57:48,176 Who would've guessed that bee pun 935 00:57:48,213 --> 00:57:50,181 would be the thing to put us over the top? 936 00:57:50,215 --> 00:57:52,274 That's the internet for you 937 00:57:52,283 --> 00:57:56,242 Alright. It is uploading. - Hey, mister! 938 00:57:57,880 --> 00:57:59,181 Hi, eBoy. - Just here to let you know 939 00:57:59,224 --> 00:58:02,125 your bid does expire in 30 minutes! 940 00:58:02,193 --> 00:58:05,162 Thanks, little eBoy. - You got it, chairman. 941 00:58:05,196 --> 00:58:08,970 You hear that, Yesss? We don't have a lot of time left. 942 00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:09,259 Okay. We just gotta- 943 00:58:10,201 --> 00:58:15,264 No, no, no. No! Not now! - What? Why are you angry at the lollipop? 944 00:58:15,273 --> 00:58:18,710 What does that mean? - The file's not loading. 945 00:58:18,109 --> 00:58:20,100 If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it! 946 00:58:20,144 --> 00:58:22,112 You don't have enough hearts. 947 00:58:23,810 --> 00:58:24,173 Ralph, where are you going? 948 00:58:24,198 --> 00:58:26,970 Going down to the floor to get some hearts! 949 00:58:26,150 --> 00:58:27,276 Genius, good thinking! 950 00:58:27,285 --> 00:58:30,490 Now someone get me tech support in here, stat! 951 00:58:33,324 --> 00:58:35,121 Oh, no, only one person. 952 00:58:35,293 --> 00:58:39,590 Hey, guys. Come and check out my video. You're gonna love it. 953 00:58:39,630 --> 00:58:40,698 Right over here. Here we go. 954 00:58:40,723 --> 00:58:42,581 What are you- You guys! 955 00:58:43,268 --> 00:58:45,133 A cat? 956 00:58:45,169 --> 00:58:49,196 You're gonna like this better than some dusty old cat. 957 00:58:50,308 --> 00:58:51,297 What? 958 00:58:51,342 --> 00:58:53,276 Give me that hose, partner. 959 00:58:53,278 --> 00:58:56,304 You know you love it. You give me those hearts! 960 00:58:57,115 --> 00:59:00,110 Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart! 961 00:59:00,135 --> 00:59:01,108 That's it! 962 00:59:01,119 --> 00:59:03,110 Let's see who's in here. 963 00:59:03,154 --> 00:59:06,180 Hello? Anybody in here? 964 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:11,290 What the heck is this place? 965 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:15,197 Some kinda library? 966 00:59:15,300 --> 00:59:18,201 "Wreck-lt Ralph is back." 967 00:59:18,236 --> 00:59:23,264 You're talking about me! Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive. 968 00:59:23,308 --> 00:59:27,108 "Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game." 969 00:59:27,111 --> 00:59:28,305 Mine too. 970 00:59:28,313 --> 00:59:31,146 "Ralph's videos stink." 971 00:59:32,150 --> 00:59:37,110 "So stupid." "Ralph is the worst." 972 00:59:37,121 --> 00:59:39,282 "I hate him." 973 00:59:40,124 --> 00:59:43,116 "He's so fat and ugly." 974 00:59:44,329 --> 00:59:49,266 "Just a worthless bum alone on a pile of bricks." 975 00:59:56,274 --> 01:00:00,301 Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude? I gotta show you- 976 01:00:04,820 --> 01:00:09,145 First rule of the internet: Do not read the comments. 977 01:00:09,187 --> 01:00:11,212 Should've told you that. 978 01:00:11,222 --> 01:00:15,249 Look, this place can bring out the worst 979 01:00:15,293 --> 01:00:18,570 in some people, but you gotta ignore all this. 980 01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:20,257 This isn't about you, Ralph. It's about them. 981 01:00:20,264 --> 01:00:23,290 I don't care. It's fine. 982 01:00:24,135 --> 01:00:27,263 People hated me my whole life for being a bad guy. 983 01:00:28,172 --> 01:00:33,166 It's just a good reminder that this is the only heart that really matters. 984 01:00:33,211 --> 01:00:36,271 Vanellope gave me this. And as long as she likes me, 985 01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:37,904 I don't need anybody else. 986 01:00:37,929 --> 01:00:40,216 And I sure don't need the internet. 987 01:00:40,218 --> 01:00:43,278 Hold on. It's not all bad. 988 01:00:43,287 --> 01:00:48,122 The internet can also be a place where you find a steering wheel at one website 989 01:00:48,126 --> 01:00:50,287 and make enough money to buy it at another one. 990 01:00:50,328 --> 01:00:55,950 Congratulations, Ralph. You did it! - Really? 991 01:00:55,990 --> 01:00:57,158 Yes! Check your Buzzzy account. 992 01:00:57,168 --> 01:01:00,137 You needed $27,000, you got over 30 grand! 993 01:01:00,138 --> 01:01:03,164 Oh, my gosh! This is great! Thank you, Yesss! 994 01:01:03,174 --> 01:01:06,750 I couldn't have done it without ya. - That's really true. 995 01:01:06,110 --> 01:01:08,271 Hey, eBoy! - What do you need, Ace? 996 01:01:08,312 --> 01:01:12,271 Can you give me a ride? - Let's hop along, Cassidy! 997 01:01:14,510 --> 01:01:17,111 Come on, song. Come on. 998 01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:19,180 I'm reflecting. 999 01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:22,125 What is it that I want? What is my quest? 1000 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:24,287 What is my dream? 1001 01:01:26,264 --> 01:01:31,258 Well, at least I tried. No song for this princess, I guess. 1002 01:01:33,171 --> 01:01:36,231 How does this thing work? 1003 01:01:37,740 --> 01:01:40,430 Hey, kid, can you see me? - Yeah, you're right there. 1004 01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,120 We did it! We got the money! 1005 01:01:42,460 --> 01:01:44,276 No way, Ralph! That's great! 1006 01:01:44,282 --> 01:01:47,115 I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy. 1007 01:01:47,118 --> 01:01:49,245 We're almost there, champ. - Good work, eBoy. 1008 01:01:49,287 --> 01:01:52,510 Meet me out in front of eBay in 5 minutes, okay? 1009 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:53,216 Okay, I'll see you soon. 1010 01:01:53,257 --> 01:01:55,122 We're going home, kid! 1011 01:01:55,126 --> 01:01:57,253 Our lives could finally get back to normal. 1012 01:02:01,132 --> 01:02:04,124 Wow, I can't believe that I get to go home. 1013 01:02:04,168 --> 01:02:08,264 So I guess that's it. I guess I just wanted a steering wheel. 1014 01:02:09,106 --> 01:02:11,267 And now I got it, so, woo-hoo. 1015 01:02:17,181 --> 01:02:21,150 Slaughter Race? 1016 01:05:44,188 --> 01:05:46,179 You want to get rich playing video games? 1017 01:05:46,190 --> 01:05:49,159 Click here to f- Oh, Ralph. Ralph! 1018 01:05:49,193 --> 01:05:51,161 Hey there. - Oh, hey there, Spamley. 1019 01:05:51,162 --> 01:05:52,254 What's the good word, brother? 1020 01:05:52,279 --> 01:05:54,256 - The good word is I just paid for the steering wheel 1021 01:05:54,298 --> 01:05:55,818 and we are going home. 1022 01:05:55,843 --> 01:05:58,530 Congratulations. - Thanks. 1023 01:05:58,102 --> 01:06:03,960 Have you seen Vanellope anywhere? - Your little chum? No, no, I haven't. 1024 01:06:03,107 --> 01:06:04,301 Hope she's not lost. 1025 01:06:04,308 --> 01:06:07,106 I'm gonna try to reach her on this doohickey. 1026 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,255 See over there? Over that mountain? - Yeah? 1027 01:06:19,290 --> 01:06:23,560 That's the Sequoia Speedway. It's gonna be unlocked next month. 1028 01:06:23,940 --> 01:06:26,290 What are you doing in that awful game with her? 1029 01:06:26,263 --> 01:06:29,198 ...right over there. It's gonna be so tight. 1030 01:06:29,233 --> 01:06:30,291 I love it. 1031 01:06:31,168 --> 01:06:35,104 Can I tell you something that I don't think I could ever tell Ralph? 1032 01:06:35,106 --> 01:06:36,363 Of course. 1033 01:06:36,388 --> 01:06:40,134 I know it sounds crazy, but the second I walked into this game, 1034 01:06:40,144 --> 01:06:44,800 It felt... well, it felt like home. 1035 01:06:44,115 --> 01:06:48,313 More than Sugar Rush ever did. - Oh, yeah? How so? 1036 01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:50,287 Cause it's like my dream. 1037 01:06:50,287 --> 01:06:55,224 It's full of weirdos, and the racing is super dangerous, and... 1038 01:06:55,226 --> 01:06:58,930 ...you never know what's gonna happen next. 1039 01:06:59,960 --> 01:07:03,320 Back home, I know exactly what's gonna happen next 1040 01:07:03,670 --> 01:07:06,590 because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day. 1041 01:07:11,175 --> 01:07:14,269 Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago. 1042 01:07:14,278 --> 01:07:19,526 There is no law saying best friends has to have the same dreams. 1043 01:07:19,551 --> 01:07:21,275 You know? 1044 01:07:21,285 --> 01:07:30,910 Yeah. You are a very wise person, Shank. And a good friend, too. 1045 01:07:30,127 --> 01:07:31,134 Thank you. 1046 01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:34,178 Around here, peeps like to say "Shank you." 1047 01:07:35,132 --> 01:07:39,159 You know, after you go home, and your life gets back to normal, 1048 01:07:39,170 --> 01:07:41,571 you're always welcome here. - But that's the thing, 1049 01:07:41,606 --> 01:07:43,767 I want this to be my normal. 1050 01:07:43,808 --> 01:07:48,745 I want this to be my life. I can't go home now. 1051 01:07:48,746 --> 01:07:51,647 I just can't. 1052 01:08:01,592 --> 01:08:05,528 You know, where I come from, that's called a kick in the face. 1053 01:08:05,563 --> 01:08:08,794 I can't believe it. - Straight up donkey kick to the teeth. 1054 01:08:08,833 --> 01:08:14,635 She's supposed to be my best friend. No, this can't be right. 1055 01:08:14,739 --> 01:08:16,764 No, she's been brainwashed! 1056 01:08:16,808 --> 01:08:19,641 That's what this is. Cause the Vanellope I know 1057 01:08:19,644 --> 01:08:21,509 would never abandon me like that. 1058 01:08:21,546 --> 01:08:22,774 I gotta get her out of there right now. 1059 01:08:22,780 --> 01:08:24,680 Easy now, tiger! 1060 01:08:24,716 --> 01:08:27,549 I admire the impulse, but you charge in there like 1061 01:08:27,552 --> 01:08:29,816 some white knight, she's likely to hold it against you. 1062 01:08:29,821 --> 01:08:33,780 So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in the game that's obviously bad for her? 1063 01:08:33,825 --> 01:08:36,692 Of course not. - Then how do I make her leave? 1064 01:08:36,694 --> 01:08:39,595 She thinks it's so cool and exciting in there. 1065 01:08:39,597 --> 01:08:42,589 Unless you know how to make a game boring 1066 01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:43,463 or... 1067 01:08:43,488 --> 01:08:44,624 Wait. 1068 01:08:44,669 --> 01:08:47,689 You know about viruses and stuff. Right, Spamley? 1069 01:08:47,714 --> 01:08:48,696 Who's asking? 1070 01:08:48,706 --> 01:08:53,541 Back home, me and the kid use to goof off in this game called "Tron". 1071 01:08:53,578 --> 01:08:56,604 But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow 1072 01:08:56,614 --> 01:08:58,548 and then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out there. 1073 01:08:58,549 --> 01:09:01,609 So, do you know a way to do something like that to Slaughter Race? 1074 01:09:01,652 --> 01:09:03,959 Oh, there's ways. 1075 01:09:03,984 --> 01:09:05,612 Follow me. 1076 01:09:13,431 --> 01:09:16,423 This area right here is what's called the "Dark Net". 1077 01:09:16,434 --> 01:09:18,334 Lot of shady characters hang out here. 1078 01:09:18,336 --> 01:09:20,304 So try to keep a low profile. 1079 01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:21,706 Gord! 1080 01:09:21,707 --> 01:09:24,699 Now Gord here, he's dabbled in virus-making, 1081 01:09:24,710 --> 01:09:27,611 but his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see, Double Dan. 1082 01:09:27,646 --> 01:09:29,807 This dude is a virus making machine. 1083 01:09:30,782 --> 01:09:33,717 Here we are. - Are you sure this is safe? 1084 01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:34,879 Is it safe? Of course it is. 1085 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:38,651 Just whatever you do, do not look at his little brother. 1086 01:09:38,857 --> 01:09:40,722 Oh, his little brother? 1087 01:09:43,795 --> 01:09:47,925 Double Dan, long time no see? - Who are you? 1088 01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:54,805 J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at Friendster. It had to be a long time before. 1089 01:09:55,807 --> 01:09:56,947 What are you lookin' at? - Nothing. 1090 01:09:56,972 --> 01:09:57,866 - You lookin' at my brother? 1091 01:09:57,910 --> 01:10:00,674 No, sir. - Don't you look at my little brother! 1092 01:10:00,712 --> 01:10:02,737 No, I wasn't! - He's very self conscious! 1093 01:10:05,651 --> 01:10:08,745 You. What are you doin' here? 1094 01:10:09,755 --> 01:10:12,656 The reason why I came to the neck of the face, 1095 01:10:12,691 --> 01:10:15,751 I mean, there's a face on your neck, I mean, neck of the woods. 1096 01:10:15,761 --> 01:10:18,987 The reason I'm here is because I heard a little tumor. 1097 01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:20,630 Rumor! I heard a rumor that 1098 01:10:20,666 --> 01:10:23,635 you could give me a harmless virus kind of thing 1099 01:10:23,669 --> 01:10:26,661 that might be able to slow down the Slaughter Race game? 1100 01:10:26,705 --> 01:10:27,831 Oh, yeah. 1101 01:10:27,839 --> 01:10:30,865 My cousin, Gord, told me that you wanted to crash it. 1102 01:10:30,909 --> 01:10:36,677 Crash it? No! No, no, no, no. I don't want anyone to get hurt. 1103 01:10:36,682 --> 01:10:40,351 If there's a way to just, uh, I don't know. Just make 1104 01:10:40,376 --> 01:10:43,884 the cars go slow or something so the game is boring 1105 01:10:43,922 --> 01:10:46,823 and my friend comes back home to me. 1106 01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:49,569 Allow me to introduce you 1107 01:10:49,594 --> 01:10:50,910 to Arthur. 1108 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:55,664 Easy there, boy! He's tingling. 1109 01:10:55,667 --> 01:10:59,763 Arthur is what I call an "insecurity virus". 1110 01:10:59,805 --> 01:11:02,831 Means he looks for little flaws and weaknesses 1111 01:11:02,841 --> 01:11:04,809 that make a program insecure. 1112 01:11:06,812 --> 01:11:09,804 You release him into that Slaughter Race game, 1113 01:11:09,848 --> 01:11:12,840 Arthur will find some defect in the code, 1114 01:11:12,851 --> 01:11:16,685 then he'll copy that defect and spread it all over the game 1115 01:11:16,688 --> 01:11:20,350 'til everything becomes quote-unquote 1116 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:22,854 "boring", just like you wanted. 1117 01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:26,530 Okay. Just to be super clear here. No one get's hurt, right? 1118 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:28,633 Are you stupid? 1119 01:11:28,635 --> 01:11:32,594 Because the only way anyone gets hurt is if you are stupid. 1120 01:11:32,639 --> 01:11:35,608 All you have to do is make sure the virus 1121 01:11:35,608 --> 01:11:39,544 stays in Slaughter Race. - Right. Don't be stupid. 1122 01:11:39,546 --> 01:11:42,674 Make sure it doesn't get out of Slaughter Race. Got it. 1123 01:11:42,682 --> 01:11:46,778 Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face. Out! I mean, assistance. Thank you 1124 01:11:46,819 --> 01:11:48,787 for your assist-face! Assistance! - Get out! 1125 01:11:54,994 --> 01:11:57,121 Well, that's game. - Beginner's luck. 1126 01:11:57,129 --> 01:12:00,640 Come on, kid. I know a hustle when I see one. 1127 01:12:01,330 --> 01:12:04,200 Players on the way. - Thanks, Bob. Let's roll! 1128 01:12:04,103 --> 01:12:07,400 It's show time. You ready for your first race? 1129 01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:08,394 Yeah. I think so. 1130 01:12:08,419 --> 01:12:12,690 Don't get nervous. You're gonna be great. 1131 01:12:12,111 --> 01:12:14,790 I know, I know. I'll be fine. 1132 01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:19,400 You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you? - Not exactly. 1133 01:12:19,510 --> 01:12:22,885 Come on, V, he's your best friend. You gotta let him know 1134 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:24,890 you're planning on staying here for a while. 1135 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:27,916 I know, but he's gonna get really upset. 1136 01:12:27,927 --> 01:12:31,829 Yeah, you might, but you guys will talk, you'll work it out. 1137 01:12:31,831 --> 01:12:34,260 You'll figure it out. - Yeah, but what if we don't? 1138 01:12:34,660 --> 01:12:36,933 What if his feelings get hurt so bad 1139 01:12:36,969 --> 01:12:39,280 he won't wanna be my friend anymore? 1140 01:12:39,380 --> 01:12:42,700 Look. All friendships change. 1141 01:12:42,410 --> 01:12:46,876 But the good ones, they get stronger because of this. 1142 01:12:46,879 --> 01:12:50,975 Shank, I hate to bother you, but the player is waiting. 1143 01:12:50,983 --> 01:12:52,951 I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid. 1144 01:12:52,985 --> 01:12:56,790 It's your call. - Okay. 1145 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:59,114 Alright. Let's race! 1146 01:13:12,905 --> 01:13:15,840 Scanning for insecurities. 1147 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,110 Scanning for insecurities. 1148 01:13:21,914 --> 01:13:23,939 Precious Car-Go! 1149 01:13:23,950 --> 01:13:26,900 Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop. 1150 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:28,919 But watch out for Shank and her crew! 1151 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:50,738 Power drift into a drift jump! I saw it. You're amazing! 1152 01:13:50,763 --> 01:13:52,620 - Thank you! 1153 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:03,887 Scanning for insecurities. 1154 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,986 Looks like we're not finished. Come on, V. 1155 01:14:12,999 --> 01:14:14,230 Ralph? 1156 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:25,340 Relax, relax. I'll just call him after the race. 1157 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:27,842 Ralph will be fine. 1158 01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:31,600 Insecurity detected. 1159 01:14:31,150 --> 01:14:34,510 Copying insecurity. 1160 01:14:36,122 --> 01:14:38,273 Distributing insecurity. 1161 01:14:38,298 --> 01:14:40,513 Distributing insecurity. 1162 01:14:40,538 --> 01:14:42,778 Distributing insecurity. 1163 01:14:42,803 --> 01:14:45,135 Distributing- 1164 01:14:45,931 --> 01:14:47,990 What is happening? 1165 01:14:53,105 --> 01:14:55,730 What's going on, Spamley? 1166 01:14:55,107 --> 01:14:58,420 The whole place is going crazy. I thought that virus was just supposed 1167 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,690 to slow down her car! - It was. 1168 01:15:00,790 --> 01:15:02,843 He must've found something real unstable in there. 1169 01:15:02,949 --> 01:15:04,849 It's her glitch. 1170 01:15:04,851 --> 01:15:08,140 Game reboot begins in 60 seconds. 1171 01:15:08,220 --> 01:15:11,167 Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there! They're gonna reboot the game 1172 01:15:11,191 --> 01:15:13,182 and anything that doesn't belong in there will be deleted! 1173 01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:16,185 Yeah! If I don't get her out of there, Vanellope's gonna die! 1174 01:15:19,650 --> 01:15:21,617 Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go! 1175 01:15:21,642 --> 01:15:23,920 I think it's my glitch! 1176 01:15:23,103 --> 01:15:26,400 I'm sorry! I didn't mean to destroy your game! 1177 01:15:26,390 --> 01:15:28,640 We'll be fine but your code 1178 01:15:28,108 --> 01:15:31,900 isn't part of this game! We've gotta get you out of here now! 1179 01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:32,205 Follow me to the exit. 1180 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:51,964 Kid? Kid, where are you? 1181 01:15:51,965 --> 01:15:54,160 The server's rebooting, Ralph. 1182 01:15:54,201 --> 01:15:56,169 Both of you have to get out of here now. 1183 01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:58,967 Here, I got you! 1184 01:15:59,206 --> 01:16:04,750 Game reboot in 5, 4, 1185 01:16:04,110 --> 01:16:07,790 3, 2, 1. 1186 01:16:08,140 --> 01:16:11,973 Reboot in progress. 1187 01:16:14,154 --> 01:16:18,921 Come on, Vanellope. Wake up. 1188 01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:22,961 Ralph? 1189 01:16:22,996 --> 01:16:27,933 There you are. You okay, kid? - Ralph. I messed up so bad. 1190 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:34,623 No. No, you didn't. It's okay. - It's all because of me and my glitch. 1191 01:16:34,675 --> 01:16:39,510 I should've just stayed with you instead of following some stupid dream! 1192 01:16:40,681 --> 01:16:45,584 I've ruined everything! - No, kid. No. 1193 01:16:45,719 --> 01:16:50,656 Look, I didn't mean for it to happen like this. 1194 01:16:50,691 --> 01:16:53,626 It's not supposed to be this bad. 1195 01:16:56,630 --> 01:16:59,531 You didn't mean for what to happen? 1196 01:16:59,533 --> 01:17:07,702 I might have, kind of, sort of put a harmless little virus in the game. 1197 01:17:07,741 --> 01:17:09,675 A virus? 1198 01:17:09,676 --> 01:17:12,509 You did this? 1199 01:17:13,146 --> 01:17:14,944 I wouldn't have done anything if I hadn't heard 1200 01:17:14,949 --> 01:17:18,146 you tell Shank that you want to live in Slaughter Race forever. 1201 01:17:18,185 --> 01:17:21,211 So you were spying on me? 1202 01:17:21,222 --> 01:17:23,870 You aren't exactly innocent here. 1203 01:17:23,124 --> 01:17:25,957 You were gonna ditch everybody and abandon Sugar Rush! 1204 01:17:25,960 --> 01:17:29,123 I'm one of 16 racers. They never missed me. 1205 01:17:29,163 --> 01:17:30,221 What about me? 1206 01:17:30,231 --> 01:17:33,200 Why would I ever spend another second with you 1207 01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:35,650 after what you did? 1208 01:17:36,137 --> 01:17:38,370 No! 1209 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:46,980 Vanellope, where are you going? - Where ever you're not. 1210 01:17:46,981 --> 01:17:50,410 Wait a minute. I can explain- - No! You will not follow me! 1211 01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:53,430 Vanellope, please! - A friend would never do what you did. 1212 01:17:53,540 --> 01:17:56,800 Never! So you leave me alone! 1213 01:17:56,123 --> 01:18:00,116 Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please? 1214 01:18:00,961 --> 01:18:03,953 Scanning for insecurities. 1215 01:18:03,998 --> 01:18:06,230 ...don't leave me! 1216 01:18:06,670 --> 01:18:08,126 Insecurity detected. 1217 01:18:11,939 --> 01:18:13,998 Copying insecurity. 1218 01:18:15,176 --> 01:18:18,900 No, no, no! 1219 01:18:18,450 --> 01:18:20,206 Distributing insecurity. 1220 01:18:42,570 --> 01:18:44,538 Oh, no. 1221 01:18:59,587 --> 01:19:01,612 You're such an idiot! 1222 01:19:13,534 --> 01:19:17,561 What is your problem, Ralph? I told you, don't follow me! 1223 01:19:17,605 --> 01:19:19,664 Friend? 1224 01:19:19,674 --> 01:19:23,667 Cut that out. You're scaring me. - Friend. 1225 01:19:24,512 --> 01:19:26,639 What the? - Friend? 1226 01:19:30,618 --> 01:19:32,483 Friend? 1227 01:19:37,492 --> 01:19:40,520 Sweet mother of Ralph! 1228 01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:44,174 In breaking news, the internet is under assault as a massive 1229 01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:47,490 denial-of-service attack crashes servers across the web. 1230 01:19:47,535 --> 01:19:51,437 The Wreck-It Ralph virus is fast moving and destructive. 1231 01:19:52,607 --> 01:19:53,665 Friend? 1232 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,640 Friend? 1233 01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:11,490 Experts are still trying to understand who or what the virus's intended target may be. 1234 01:20:13,461 --> 01:20:15,395 Friend. 1235 01:20:16,431 --> 01:20:18,331 Friend? 1236 01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,458 Friend! 1237 01:20:24,506 --> 01:20:28,442 I found 130 results for "Where does my high school girlfriend live now?" 1238 01:20:29,544 --> 01:20:32,513 You're welcome. - Mr. KnowsMore! 1239 01:20:33,281 --> 01:20:35,495 Oh, delightful! You're that courteous little 1240 01:20:35,520 --> 01:20:37,513 child who says "please" and "thank you". 1241 01:20:37,538 --> 01:20:39,481 What can KnowsMore help you find today? 1242 01:20:39,521 --> 01:20:41,840 There's a whole- - Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone? 1243 01:20:41,865 --> 01:20:44,140 Whole Lotta Love by British rockers, Led Zeppelin? 1244 01:20:44,259 --> 01:20:47,387 No! There's a whole bunch of Ralphs chasing me! 1245 01:20:50,265 --> 01:20:53,325 This would probably be an appropriate time for me to shelter my site. 1246 01:21:00,508 --> 01:21:03,341 How long you think before they get in here? 1247 01:21:04,279 --> 01:21:06,247 Precisely one second. 1248 01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:11,476 Hey, it's me! It's the real me! 1249 01:21:13,421 --> 01:21:16,322 Ralph? - My apologies. 1250 01:21:16,357 --> 01:21:19,326 I followed those things here. I think they're looking for you, kid! 1251 01:21:19,828 --> 01:21:22,854 Yeah, you think? What did you do? 1252 01:21:22,864 --> 01:21:25,765 I'm so sorry! I don't know how this happened! 1253 01:21:25,767 --> 01:21:26,995 Well, I think it's fairly obvious. 1254 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:30,766 It happened because an insecurity virus cloned all of your needy, 1255 01:21:30,806 --> 01:21:32,740 clingy, self-destructive behavior, 1256 01:21:32,741 --> 01:21:34,623 the very behavior which left unchecked and 1257 01:21:34,648 --> 01:21:36,768 destroy friendships and in this particular case, 1258 01:21:36,778 --> 01:21:38,939 the entire internet! 1259 01:21:40,782 --> 01:21:43,842 KnowsMore! You have all the answers. Official query. 1260 01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:47,878 What do I do if clones of me are trying to capture my friend? 1261 01:21:47,923 --> 01:21:48,912 Search. 1262 01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:51,926 I found 2 results for your query. 1263 01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:54,190 Either you put all of your clones in therapy, 1264 01:21:54,730 --> 01:21:55,890 very unrealistic, 1265 01:21:55,931 --> 01:22:00,766 or, the Anti-Virus District is surrounded by a gate, made from security software. 1266 01:22:00,769 --> 01:22:02,862 If Vanellope could somehow lead all the clones to the gate, 1267 01:22:02,871 --> 01:22:04,736 they would be deleted all at once! 1268 01:22:04,773 --> 01:22:07,799 Sort of a co-dependant Pied Piper situation. 1269 01:22:07,843 --> 01:22:09,969 Wait. We know a Pied Piper! 1270 01:22:10,579 --> 01:22:11,637 You do? - Yes! 1271 01:22:11,647 --> 01:22:12,705 Who? - Yesss. 1272 01:22:12,714 --> 01:22:14,511 Yeah, but who is it? 1273 01:22:16,552 --> 01:22:18,452 Oh, you mean Yesss? 1274 01:22:21,657 --> 01:22:24,455 Thanks for your help, KnowsMore! 1275 01:22:24,493 --> 01:22:27,690 It's a bit of an empty gesture at this point, wouldn't you say? 1276 01:22:28,630 --> 01:22:31,656 Guess I forgot to tell Ralph that when you "break" the internet 1277 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:34,500 you don't literally have to break the internet. 1278 01:22:34,503 --> 01:22:36,437 I can't believe he did this. 1279 01:22:36,472 --> 01:22:40,431 Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made some real questionable choices here, 1280 01:22:40,476 --> 01:22:44,640 but he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game. 1281 01:22:44,646 --> 01:22:48,582 So, what can I say, kid? Life's complicated. 1282 01:22:48,717 --> 01:22:51,447 You ready to pied the piper? 1283 01:22:54,490 --> 01:22:56,617 Yoo-hoo! Up here! 1284 01:22:57,593 --> 01:23:03,498 It's me, your bestest friend in the whole wide world who you can't live without! 1285 01:23:08,537 --> 01:23:10,664 From up here, I can see how I do come across 1286 01:23:10,706 --> 01:23:13,641 as needy and clingy and self-destructive 1287 01:23:13,642 --> 01:23:15,610 like KnowsMore said. 1288 01:23:15,611 --> 01:23:20,548 Listen, kid. I don't blame you for not wanting to be my friend anymore. 1289 01:23:20,582 --> 01:23:22,709 I never said I didn't want to be your friend. 1290 01:23:22,718 --> 01:23:25,516 I said you're acting like a bad friend, 1291 01:23:25,521 --> 01:23:27,682 which you were. - I know I was- 1292 01:23:27,723 --> 01:23:32,213 Hey, my babies! There's the Anti-Virus district, straight ahead! 1293 01:23:32,238 --> 01:23:34,585 Alright, to be continued, okay? 1294 01:23:42,471 --> 01:23:44,564 We're gonna make it! 1295 01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:02,114 You guys okay? - I'm fine. 1296 01:24:02,658 --> 01:24:05,960 Yeah, all good. Look, we can still do this. 1297 01:24:05,121 --> 01:24:07,779 Come on, big man. Help me turn this thing over. 1298 01:24:11,668 --> 01:24:13,568 Guys? 1299 01:24:26,616 --> 01:24:28,709 That is unsettling. 1300 01:24:35,900 --> 01:24:37,240 Get Vanellope out of here now! 1301 01:24:37,590 --> 01:24:38,219 What about you, Ralph? - Just go! 1302 01:24:38,260 --> 01:24:40,319 I got a date with the man in the mirror. 1303 01:24:45,201 --> 01:24:47,226 You keep away from her! 1304 01:24:48,103 --> 01:24:50,196 I'm gonna wreck it! 1305 01:24:52,208 --> 01:24:55,268 She's not your friend! 1306 01:24:55,311 --> 01:24:59,420 She's mine! 1307 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:02,245 Here it is, this way! Come on, kid, we gotta move! 1308 01:25:33,249 --> 01:25:35,217 No! 1309 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,314 Vanellope! 1310 01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:46,390 Hey! Let go of me! 1311 01:25:49,432 --> 01:25:51,229 Ralph! 1312 01:25:58,141 --> 01:26:00,132 Get back here! 1313 01:26:02,178 --> 01:26:04,237 You put her down! 1314 01:26:27,404 --> 01:26:30,134 Vanellope! 1315 01:26:45,321 --> 01:26:49,223 You know, you're acting like a real bad guy here! 1316 01:26:49,259 --> 01:26:51,420 No. 1317 01:26:51,428 --> 01:26:53,259 Well, you are, 1318 01:26:53,296 --> 01:26:56,231 and I will never be your friend! 1319 01:27:01,237 --> 01:27:03,102 Ralph! 1320 01:27:10,213 --> 01:27:13,182 Catch me if you can, you big dummy! 1321 01:27:18,421 --> 01:27:21,219 I gotcha, little sister. 1322 01:27:23,426 --> 01:27:26,395 Now go, get out of here! - Ralph! 1323 01:27:26,429 --> 01:27:32,299 Go! - No! Don't hurt him! Please, no! 1324 01:27:36,439 --> 01:27:39,306 Stop it! You're squishing him! 1325 01:27:41,211 --> 01:27:43,338 You're gonna kill my best friend! 1326 01:27:47,283 --> 01:27:50,218 Fine, you win. You win, okay? 1327 01:27:53,256 --> 01:27:56,225 Please put him down. 1328 01:27:57,427 --> 01:28:00,396 I'll be your only friend, okay? 1329 01:28:01,231 --> 01:28:04,200 Let him go. - No! No, kid! 1330 01:28:07,103 --> 01:28:09,970 That's it. That's it, yeah. 1331 01:28:10,600 --> 01:28:15,103 Let him down, and I'll go with you. We'll be best friends forever. 1332 01:28:15,245 --> 01:28:20,120 Just me and you. That's what you want, right? 1333 01:28:21,585 --> 01:28:24,418 Well, that's not what I want! 1334 01:28:24,688 --> 01:28:29,557 It's not right to hold a friend back from her dreams. You don't own her! 1335 01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:32,461 That's not how friendship works! 1336 01:28:32,496 --> 01:28:35,522 You need to let her go! 1337 01:28:41,472 --> 01:28:43,633 You need to let her go. 1338 01:28:45,542 --> 01:28:49,638 I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do. 1339 01:28:49,646 --> 01:28:52,672 Ah, who am I kidding, it's gonna hurt a lot. 1340 01:28:54,518 --> 01:28:57,487 But you're gonna be okay. 1341 01:28:59,456 --> 01:29:02,687 We're gonna be okay. Right, kid? 1342 01:29:02,693 --> 01:29:07,426 Of course we are. Always. 1343 01:29:08,632 --> 01:29:13,592 See? No matter where she goes, or where she lives, 1344 01:29:13,637 --> 01:29:19,507 she's always gonna be our friend. You just gotta trust her. 1345 01:29:19,510 --> 01:29:24,447 Cause that's what best friends do. Right? 1346 01:29:38,629 --> 01:29:41,427 Thanks, buddy. 1347 01:29:44,701 --> 01:29:47,465 I feel good about this. 1348 01:29:53,610 --> 01:29:57,546 Ralph, look! I think you fixed your insecurity! 1349 01:29:57,714 --> 01:30:00,512 You're right! 1350 01:30:02,530 --> 01:30:04,780 Ralph, no! 1351 01:30:06,723 --> 01:30:12,457 Park it right here, Ralph! Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you! 1352 01:30:13,998 --> 01:30:15,429 Wow, that didn't work. 1353 01:30:19,804 --> 01:30:21,635 Look up there! 1354 01:30:21,672 --> 01:30:23,833 It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing! 1355 01:31:25,403 --> 01:31:28,990 Thanks, Frogger. 1356 01:31:28,139 --> 01:31:30,762 Wait a minute, who are all of you? 1357 01:31:30,787 --> 01:31:33,236 We're friends of Vanellope's. 1358 01:31:33,278 --> 01:31:37,339 Yeah. And any friend of Vanellope's is a friend of ours. 1359 01:31:37,349 --> 01:31:40,250 You're welcome. - Ralph! 1360 01:31:40,251 --> 01:31:43,345 Looking good, big fella! Heyo! 1361 01:31:44,389 --> 01:31:48,291 This dress is not made for a big boy. It's going right up the back alley there. 1362 01:31:48,293 --> 01:31:51,353 Let me just make a little adjustment. There we go! 1363 01:31:52,197 --> 01:31:56,224 Internet users are breathing a collective sigh of relief tonight. 1364 01:31:56,267 --> 01:31:58,326 Just as mysteriously has it appear, 1365 01:31:58,370 --> 01:32:01,430 the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished. 1366 01:32:07,212 --> 01:32:09,339 You know what I just realised? 1367 01:32:09,347 --> 01:32:12,214 The sun never rises or sets here, 1368 01:32:12,217 --> 01:32:14,185 cause everything is always on. 1369 01:32:14,219 --> 01:32:17,416 Isn’t that an astute observation? - I know, right? 1370 01:32:18,156 --> 01:32:21,353 Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably the smartest guy in the internet. 1371 01:32:22,293 --> 01:32:23,300 Yeah. 1372 01:32:23,325 --> 01:32:26,320 - Yo, V! We're about to come back online. You ready? 1373 01:32:26,364 --> 01:32:28,127 Be right there! 1374 01:32:28,133 --> 01:32:29,994 Hey, Ralph. Don't be a stranger. 1375 01:32:30,350 --> 01:32:32,833 Well, I can't be much stranger than you, Shank. 1376 01:32:33,138 --> 01:32:35,129 That's a good dad joke! 1377 01:32:36,700 --> 01:32:39,487 Hey. Don't forget, you know, Shank added my code 1378 01:32:39,512 --> 01:32:43,380 in and everything, so I'll be able to regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe. 1379 01:32:43,480 --> 01:32:45,390 I know. It's gonna be great! 1380 01:32:45,830 --> 01:32:47,788 You found your dream game. 1381 01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:49,107 Yeah, I did. 1382 01:32:49,132 --> 01:32:50,770 I did. 1383 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:52,560 So... 1384 01:32:52,924 --> 01:32:56,870 I should probably head in there now, you know? 1385 01:32:56,128 --> 01:33:00,300 Before you go, I wanted to give you this. 1386 01:33:00,866 --> 01:33:02,993 I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph. 1387 01:33:03,340 --> 01:33:04,968 No, no, it's okay. 1388 01:33:04,970 --> 01:33:07,837 Now we can both have a half. See? 1389 01:33:09,107 --> 01:33:11,700 Yeah! 1390 01:33:17,883 --> 01:33:20,852 I love you so much. 1391 01:33:20,886 --> 01:33:23,810 I'm really gonna miss you. 1392 01:33:24,220 --> 01:33:29,850 I'm gonna miss you too, kid. I really am. 1393 01:33:34,833 --> 01:33:36,900 Alright. 1394 01:33:37,150 --> 01:33:39,885 Okay, you're getting a little clingy on me here. 1395 01:33:41,273 --> 01:33:44,575 Go on, get out of here. The world's waiting for you, kid. 1396 01:34:42,101 --> 01:34:43,251 I'll be honest. 1397 01:34:43,876 --> 01:34:46,418 It still feels kinda weird around here. 1398 01:34:46,638 --> 01:34:48,629 A lot has changed. 1399 01:34:48,674 --> 01:34:51,609 even though we got that steering wheel and saved Sugar Rush, 1400 01:34:51,610 --> 01:34:54,545 it's never really gonna be the same. 1401 01:34:54,646 --> 01:34:57,746 For one thing, the racers aren't even that obnoxious anymore. 1402 01:34:57,983 --> 01:35:00,452 Oh, golly! I'm sorry you didn't win, Taffyta. 1403 01:35:01,530 --> 01:35:03,781 Our friendship is much more important to me than winning, Rancis. 1404 01:35:03,990 --> 01:35:05,821 Losing builds character! 1405 01:35:05,858 --> 01:35:07,917 Everyone's a winner, Taffyta. 1406 01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:13,230 Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are, they turn out to be pretty great parents. 1407 01:35:13,650 --> 01:35:17,100 I gotta hand it to you two. How on earth did you tame those things? 1408 01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:20,620 It's simple, Surge. The key to parenting is to... 1409 01:35:22,975 --> 01:35:25,340 ...and then what you do is... 1410 01:35:28,800 --> 01:35:32,107 ...and that is the secret to raising perfect children. 1411 01:35:32,118 --> 01:35:34,916 I wish every parent could hear that. 1412 01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:36,120 I'm keeping busy, too. 1413 01:35:36,550 --> 01:35:39,240 Finally joined Zangief's book club. - Good point, Bison. 1414 01:35:39,580 --> 01:35:40,758 And how about you, Ralph? 1415 01:35:40,760 --> 01:35:44,662 Do you feel Dostoevski intended to make narrator unreliable? 1416 01:35:45,931 --> 01:35:48,832 I do and I don't. 1417 01:35:48,868 --> 01:35:50,995 You do and you don't? 1418 01:35:51,300 --> 01:35:54,803 Duality. That's really deep, Ralph. - Thanks, Sonic. 1419 01:35:54,840 --> 01:35:56,967 I don't know what I'm talking about. 1420 01:35:57,443 --> 01:35:59,835 Oh, and we got this new thing we do every Friday night 1421 01:35:59,946 --> 01:36:01,972 where we all go and hang out in a different game. 1422 01:36:02,810 --> 01:36:03,946 I actually hosted this week. 1423 01:36:03,983 --> 01:36:07,817 Heyo! Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie! 1424 01:36:07,853 --> 01:36:09,912 What's burnt pie, Wreck-It? 1425 01:36:09,922 --> 01:36:11,814 Just a pie that you burn. 1426 01:36:11,925 --> 01:36:14,618 You can do this with any pie. You just leave it in the oven for too long. 1427 01:36:17,397 --> 01:36:19,558 We really do have a lot of fun. 1428 01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:23,562 Guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you. 1429 01:36:23,570 --> 01:36:26,471 Oh, man, your stories never disappoint, Ralph. 1430 01:36:26,506 --> 01:36:29,566 I just wish we can hang out sooner. - Yeah, me too. 1431 01:36:29,576 --> 01:36:34,411 When did you say you're getting those days off? - Our update starts on January 25th. 1432 01:36:34,447 --> 01:36:37,439 So, like, 2 months from now? - That'll go by in a flash. 1433 01:36:37,450 --> 01:36:41,352 Speaking of which, you want me to bring you anything from home when I come visit? 1434 01:36:41,387 --> 01:36:44,515 You know what I cannot find anywhere on the internet? 1435 01:36:44,524 --> 01:36:47,425 A halfway decent Burger Time burger. 1436 01:36:47,460 --> 01:36:49,479 I've been talking to Shank and the crew, and 1437 01:36:49,504 --> 01:36:51,453 honestly, I think they're starting to think 1438 01:36:51,464 --> 01:36:53,950 I'm making it up! - Alright. Consider it done. 1439 01:36:53,950 --> 01:36:56,527 I'll bring you guys a truck load. 1440 01:36:57,904 --> 01:36:59,872 The sun's coming up already. 1441 01:36:59,906 --> 01:37:02,875 Guess I better get to it. - Yeah, me too. 1442 01:37:02,909 --> 01:37:05,969 Talk next week? - I shall await your call, Madame. 1443 01:37:05,979 --> 01:37:10,916 Then, ado-ado. Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1444 01:37:11,510 --> 01:37:15,780 So long, stinkbrain. - Bye, kid. 1445 01:37:27,968 --> 01:37:35,807 You doing okay there, Ralph? - Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great. 1446 01:37:35,842 --> 01:37:38,834 Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy. 1447 01:41:08,120 --> 01:41:11,350 Hey, Mo! Did you like the movie, sweetie? 1448 01:41:11,359 --> 01:41:14,941 Well, there was a scene in the trailer that 1449 01:41:14,966 --> 01:41:18,546 wasn't in the movie. And that makes me sad. 1450 01:41:18,570 --> 01:41:22,493 Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing your game would cheer you up. 1451 01:41:22,517 --> 01:41:23,817 Okay! 1452 01:41:25,602 --> 01:41:27,102 Pancake. 1453 01:41:27,126 --> 01:41:29,126 Milkshake. 1454 01:41:29,150 --> 01:41:30,850 Pancake. 1455 01:41:30,874 --> 01:41:32,374 Pancake. 1456 01:41:32,398 --> 01:41:33,391 Milkshake. 1457 01:41:33,415 --> 01:41:36,415 Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try, I wanna try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn. 1458 01:41:36,439 --> 01:41:40,939 Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1459 01:41:40,963 --> 01:41:44,763 Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. 1460 01:41:45,870 --> 01:41:48,187 I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen! 1461 01:41:50,636 --> 01:41:54,639 Hey, everybody! Look what I found! More pancakes! 1462 01:41:54,663 --> 01:41:56,570 Sweet! Let's speed it up! 1463 01:41:56,810 --> 01:41:58,430 Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1464 01:41:58,670 --> 01:42:00,670 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, 1465 01:42:00,910 --> 01:42:02,915 pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake. 1466 01:42:02,939 --> 01:42:04,670 Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat! 1467 01:42:04,694 --> 01:42:07,800 Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. 1468 01:42:08,424 --> 01:42:10,899 No, the kitty gets the milkshake! 1469 01:42:10,923 --> 01:42:15,499 The bunny gets the pancake! 111378

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