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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,352 --> 00:00:06,186 Morning! 2 00:00:06,187 --> 00:00:08,087 Shh! 3 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:10,023 I'm listening in on the accountants downstairs. 4 00:00:10,024 --> 00:00:10,990 Get this... 5 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:12,258 Jake is sleeping with Becky, 6 00:00:12,259 --> 00:00:14,027 only Becky's sleeping with Kyle. 7 00:00:14,028 --> 00:00:16,095 But Kyle is gay. 8 00:00:16,096 --> 00:00:18,598 (Gasps) Kyle's gay? 9 00:00:18,599 --> 00:00:19,565 Should we tell Becky? 10 00:00:19,566 --> 00:00:20,600 You know Becky? 11 00:00:20,601 --> 00:00:21,767 I don't know Kyle. 12 00:00:22,836 --> 00:00:23,836 Wait, what's that thing? 13 00:00:23,837 --> 00:00:26,472 Oh, you like it? I got it at the Spy Shop on Sunset. 14 00:00:26,473 --> 00:00:28,324 Nerd. 15 00:00:28,325 --> 00:00:31,444 For your information, this is a parabolic microphone. 16 00:00:31,445 --> 00:00:33,312 And it was 50% off. 17 00:00:33,313 --> 00:00:35,081 Cheap nerd. 18 00:00:35,082 --> 00:00:37,183 (Phone ringing) 19 00:00:39,219 --> 00:00:40,887 Mystery girls. 20 00:00:40,888 --> 00:00:43,056 Yes, we take all kinds of cases. 21 00:00:43,057 --> 00:00:45,091 The disappearance of your mother-in-law? 22 00:00:45,092 --> 00:00:46,909 We'll make it our number one priority. 23 00:00:46,910 --> 00:00:50,029 (Gasps) They're bringing back "Mystery Girls." 24 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:51,113 What?! 25 00:00:52,471 --> 00:00:53,816 Did you just hang up on a client? 26 00:00:53,817 --> 00:00:55,472 Did you just hear what Nick said? 27 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,237 According to "Dateline Hollywood," the network that made "Mystery Girls" 28 00:00:58,238 --> 00:00:59,605 is bringing the show back. 29 00:00:59,606 --> 00:01:00,606 Oh, my God. 30 00:01:00,607 --> 00:01:02,392 This is so exciting. 31 00:01:02,393 --> 00:01:04,210 (Phone ringing) 32 00:01:04,211 --> 00:01:06,445 It's your mother-in-law, consider it a blessing. 33 00:01:10,084 --> 00:01:12,052 Enough with the hanging up on people. 34 00:01:12,053 --> 00:01:13,753 (Squeals) 35 00:01:13,754 --> 00:01:16,022 Wait, Nick, are you okay? 36 00:01:16,023 --> 00:01:18,591 I've had two wishes my entire life, 37 00:01:18,592 --> 00:01:20,676 that "Mystery Girls" would be resurrected 38 00:01:20,677 --> 00:01:23,530 and that Madonna would live to be 100. 39 00:01:23,531 --> 00:01:25,798 Now it looks like both are coming true! 40 00:01:25,799 --> 00:01:26,933 (Shouting) 41 00:01:27,785 --> 00:01:29,635 (Theme music plays) 42 00:01:35,759 --> 00:01:36,943 (Shrieks) 43 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:44,252 Sync and corrections by awaqeded. - www.addic7ed.com - 44 00:01:45,769 --> 00:01:48,354 Nick, find out when shooting starts. 45 00:01:48,355 --> 00:01:50,523 I want to see if I have time to get new boobs. 46 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:51,641 On it. 47 00:01:51,642 --> 00:01:53,392 Charlie, you want some, too? 48 00:01:53,393 --> 00:01:56,762 No, I already have two huge ones that I'm staring at. 49 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:02,736 Oh, we're the boobs. (Chuckles) 50 00:02:02,737 --> 00:02:05,405 You have got to get a grip, woman. 51 00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:07,323 They haven't even asked us to be a part of this thing. 52 00:02:07,324 --> 00:02:10,410 Do you have any idea how furious the fans would be 53 00:02:10,411 --> 00:02:11,577 if we weren't in it? 54 00:02:11,578 --> 00:02:13,580 Nick, tell her how furious they would be. 55 00:02:13,581 --> 00:02:15,581 Muy, muy furioso. 56 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:18,634 Don't you think we would have heard 57 00:02:18,635 --> 00:02:20,787 if we were supposed to star in this? 58 00:02:20,788 --> 00:02:23,473 It says all creative details are being closely guarded. 59 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:24,590 See? 60 00:02:24,591 --> 00:02:26,726 Except for the casting of the Mystery Girls. 61 00:02:26,727 --> 00:02:28,678 (Gasps) Is it us? Is it us? 62 00:02:28,679 --> 00:02:32,348 Not unless your names are Kimmee Kitson and Tika Toi. 63 00:02:32,349 --> 00:02:34,434 What? Who are those tramps? 64 00:02:34,435 --> 00:02:36,319 Hmm... 65 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,321 Well, I'm glad that's over. 66 00:02:38,322 --> 00:02:40,439 Going back to acting would be my worst nightmare. 67 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,442 My worst nightmare would be being stuck on an elevator 68 00:02:42,443 --> 00:02:43,893 with "Duck Dynasty." 69 00:02:46,747 --> 00:02:48,664 (Phone ringing) 70 00:02:48,665 --> 00:02:50,783 Oh, maybe it's the studio 71 00:02:50,784 --> 00:02:53,369 realizing they made a huge mistake. 72 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:54,504 Please... 73 00:02:54,505 --> 00:02:55,705 Mystery girls. 74 00:02:55,706 --> 00:02:58,374 (Gasps) It's them! 75 00:02:58,375 --> 00:02:59,625 Hello? 76 00:02:59,626 --> 00:03:02,595 No, this is Holly Hamilton's assistant. 77 00:03:02,596 --> 00:03:04,764 Let me transfer you to her agent, 78 00:03:04,765 --> 00:03:05,915 Dick. 79 00:03:08,635 --> 00:03:11,521 Dick speaking. 80 00:03:11,522 --> 00:03:12,838 How can I help you? Uh-huh. 81 00:03:14,391 --> 00:03:15,725 Uh-huh, yeah. 82 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:16,726 Give me a minute. 83 00:03:16,727 --> 00:03:17,727 They want you be in the show. 84 00:03:17,728 --> 00:03:19,529 It's only a small part. 85 00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:20,613 Get us a good deal. 86 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:22,481 Give it to 'em hard, Dick. 87 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,454 Uh... we want a million dollars 88 00:03:28,455 --> 00:03:31,491 and we want two fully stocked, a-list dressing rooms. 89 00:03:31,492 --> 00:03:32,542 Uh-huh. 90 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:34,627 That's right. 91 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,462 You got a deal. 92 00:03:36,463 --> 00:03:39,223 You're getting paid scale and you have to change in the bathroom. 93 00:03:40,334 --> 00:03:41,667 We're back! 94 00:03:41,668 --> 00:03:43,670 No, we're not. 95 00:03:43,671 --> 00:03:46,672 I left Hollywood a long time ago and I don't want to go back. 96 00:03:46,673 --> 00:03:48,508 What about me? 97 00:03:48,509 --> 00:03:51,410 I liked it there, I want to go back. 98 00:03:51,411 --> 00:03:53,429 I like it here, 99 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:56,549 minus the guy dressed like a South Beach hotel. 100 00:03:59,403 --> 00:04:02,455 Oh, come on, Charles. 101 00:04:02,456 --> 00:04:05,107 Please, I can't do it without you. 102 00:04:05,108 --> 00:04:07,159 And it's so important to me. 103 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:09,178 It's "Mystery Girls." 104 00:04:09,179 --> 00:04:11,030 Girls-sss. 105 00:04:11,031 --> 00:04:13,266 I get it, it's plural. 106 00:04:13,267 --> 00:04:16,035 Girls-ssssss. 107 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:17,970 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 108 00:04:17,971 --> 00:04:19,739 I'll do it, one little cameo. 109 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:22,007 - Now stop. - Thank you! 110 00:04:23,977 --> 00:04:25,494 Don't tell Charlie, 111 00:04:25,495 --> 00:04:28,514 but we're gonna turn this cameo into a much bigger role. 112 00:04:28,515 --> 00:04:31,367 And then we'll go from regular famous back to super famous. 113 00:04:31,368 --> 00:04:32,418 Yes! 114 00:04:32,419 --> 00:04:33,886 I can hear you. 115 00:04:38,258 --> 00:04:39,492 _ 116 00:04:39,493 --> 00:04:41,594 (Gun cocks, fires) 117 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:54,223 - (Gun fires) - Guess who. 118 00:04:55,909 --> 00:04:58,711 Someone who's never been on a firing range. 119 00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:02,581 I was hoping you'd give me some tips 120 00:05:02,582 --> 00:05:04,056 on how to properly hold a gun. 121 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:05,584 They're bringing back "Mystery Girls" 122 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,486 and I want to look authentic. 123 00:05:07,487 --> 00:05:09,856 Didn't you and Charlie use guns on the original show? 124 00:05:09,857 --> 00:05:11,440 Hmm, I'm a little rusty. 125 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:14,327 Besides, guns have changed a lot in 10 years. 126 00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,979 That's not true at all. 127 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,164 Oh... 128 00:05:18,165 --> 00:05:19,982 Well, just shut up and show me how to handle it. 129 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,134 I've got a little time, okay. 130 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:24,937 This is a nine millimeter handgun. 131 00:05:24,938 --> 00:05:27,673 All my instincts are telling me not to hand it to you. 132 00:05:28,775 --> 00:05:30,843 I promise I'll be gentle with it. 133 00:05:30,844 --> 00:05:32,945 (Gunshot) 134 00:05:36,416 --> 00:05:38,417 Now hold it tight but not too tight. 135 00:05:39,286 --> 00:05:41,087 All right... 136 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:43,022 Keep your eyes on the target. 137 00:05:43,023 --> 00:05:45,057 I am. 138 00:05:45,058 --> 00:05:46,375 No, that target. 139 00:05:48,195 --> 00:05:50,029 Cup one hand under the other. 140 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,748 Slowly put your finger on the trigger. 141 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:55,935 Do you have a second gun in your pocket? 142 00:05:55,936 --> 00:05:58,504 Yes, I do. 143 00:05:58,505 --> 00:05:59,772 That's what I thought. 144 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,310 Let's just try to focus, okay? 145 00:06:04,311 --> 00:06:06,413 All right, breathe normally. 146 00:06:06,414 --> 00:06:07,680 Fire when ready. 147 00:06:14,054 --> 00:06:15,371 You okay? 148 00:06:15,372 --> 00:06:18,357 Hope that was as good for you as it was for me. 149 00:06:19,993 --> 00:06:21,860 Whoa! Hey! 150 00:06:22,696 --> 00:06:24,063 Okay. 151 00:06:24,064 --> 00:06:26,665 I'm surprised Charlie didn't want to brush up on her gun skills. 152 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:28,100 Oh, she's here somewhere. 153 00:06:32,689 --> 00:06:35,574 How you like me now, punk? 154 00:06:48,388 --> 00:06:51,140 Ugh, I cannot believe I let you talk me into this. 155 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:52,742 I didn't twist your arm. 156 00:06:52,743 --> 00:06:54,860 You literally twisted my arm. 157 00:06:55,762 --> 00:06:58,097 Oh, here we are, the old sound stage, 158 00:06:58,098 --> 00:07:00,699 where we filmed all the episodes. 159 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,002 Well, except when the Mystery Girls went to Hawaii. 160 00:07:03,003 --> 00:07:04,970 That was here. 161 00:07:05,822 --> 00:07:07,707 But the Grand Canyon episode. 162 00:07:07,708 --> 00:07:09,508 No, that was here. 163 00:07:10,377 --> 00:07:12,545 Oh, man, so we didn't go to Vegas? 164 00:07:12,546 --> 00:07:15,314 No, we went to Vegas. Don't you remember? 165 00:07:15,315 --> 00:07:17,333 You flashed your Hooters at Wayne Newton. 166 00:07:18,452 --> 00:07:20,486 He smiled. 167 00:07:20,487 --> 00:07:22,221 You must be Holly and Charlie. 168 00:07:22,222 --> 00:07:24,190 It's such a thrill to have you here. 169 00:07:24,191 --> 00:07:26,552 I've got some paperwork for you and I'll be right back. 170 00:07:28,228 --> 00:07:30,830 People are excited to see us. 171 00:07:30,831 --> 00:07:32,131 Hey, you must be the janitor. 172 00:07:32,132 --> 00:07:33,882 Such a thrill to have you here. 173 00:07:36,803 --> 00:07:38,521 Well, he's a happy person. 174 00:07:38,522 --> 00:07:39,738 He's thrilled to see everyone. 175 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:42,458 There's my Mystery Girls. 176 00:07:42,459 --> 00:07:44,644 Arthur J. Stanwyck. 177 00:07:44,645 --> 00:07:48,481 Aww, the creator of the blondest detective series of all time. 178 00:07:48,482 --> 00:07:50,232 Of all time. 179 00:07:50,233 --> 00:07:51,383 - Mm-hmm. - Yes. 180 00:07:51,384 --> 00:07:53,220 We're so excited to read your script. 181 00:07:53,221 --> 00:07:54,937 I know, but I didn't write this one. 182 00:07:54,938 --> 00:07:56,155 Oh. 183 00:07:56,156 --> 00:07:59,992 Well, I'm just here as a favor to the studio. 184 00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:02,178 But you read it. 185 00:08:02,179 --> 00:08:04,113 No. I, uh... 186 00:08:04,114 --> 00:08:05,831 I've moved on from show business. 187 00:08:05,832 --> 00:08:08,734 But there's no business like show business. 188 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:12,805 I have something better, an endless supply of wine. 189 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,674 I always knew you had a drinking problem. 190 00:08:15,675 --> 00:08:18,211 I don't have a drinking problem, I have a winery. 191 00:08:18,212 --> 00:08:19,345 Ooh. 192 00:08:19,346 --> 00:08:22,181 My problem is I have no popcorn. 193 00:08:22,182 --> 00:08:24,183 And there it is. 194 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:28,087 Poor, old Arthur. 195 00:08:28,088 --> 00:08:29,822 What are you talking about? 196 00:08:29,823 --> 00:08:31,090 Well, look at him. 197 00:08:31,091 --> 00:08:32,758 He's miserable. 198 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:34,076 Eating his feelings. 199 00:08:34,077 --> 00:08:37,596 Yeah, he looks like a broken man. 200 00:08:37,597 --> 00:08:39,565 He's just hiding it well, trust me. 201 00:08:39,566 --> 00:08:41,550 Who would want to leave all of this? 202 00:08:41,551 --> 00:08:43,969 The glamour, the adoration. 203 00:08:44,788 --> 00:08:46,555 Who are you two supposed to be? 204 00:08:46,556 --> 00:08:50,276 We're the Mystery Girls. 205 00:08:50,277 --> 00:08:52,312 Think again, aunt grandma. 206 00:08:52,313 --> 00:08:54,196 We're the Mystery Girls. 207 00:08:58,285 --> 00:09:00,319 I don't think I'm gonna like this. 208 00:09:04,343 --> 00:09:06,277 This sucks. 209 00:09:07,245 --> 00:09:09,180 Why are we dressed like hobos? 210 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:13,167 You're the one that wanted a big, fancy cameo. 211 00:09:13,168 --> 00:09:15,920 Well, I thought I'd be dressed in latex 212 00:09:15,921 --> 00:09:18,789 with my boobs pushed up against my chin. 213 00:09:18,790 --> 00:09:21,809 Just be happy your boobs are at a somewhat natural level, 214 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,027 for once. 215 00:09:23,028 --> 00:09:25,746 And that they didn't draw a beard on you. 216 00:09:27,866 --> 00:09:30,601 But I gots no teeth. 217 00:09:32,454 --> 00:09:34,338 Why are they treating us so bad? 218 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:37,341 I told you this was a bad idea. 219 00:09:37,342 --> 00:09:38,576 Well, don't quit again. 220 00:09:38,577 --> 00:09:40,311 What is that supposed to mean? 221 00:09:40,312 --> 00:09:42,480 You quit the show to go have a kid. 222 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:46,017 Uh, you quit the show to go do movies. 223 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:48,069 Yeah, after you quit first. 224 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:49,186 You quit first. 225 00:09:49,187 --> 00:09:52,189 Well, clearly this isn't the place to do this. 226 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:53,908 And you quit first. 227 00:09:54,993 --> 00:09:56,827 Oh, my God how exciting is this? 228 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,762 Whoa, whoa. 229 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,684 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be at the office. 230 00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,419 Holly got me a cameo. 231 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:07,838 As what, a gay gumby? 232 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:16,080 This happens to be... 233 00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:17,365 A motion capture suit 234 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,300 and I'm going to be playing a merman 235 00:10:19,301 --> 00:10:22,019 who lives in the Mystery Girls' private grotto. 236 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,220 (Chuckles) 237 00:10:23,221 --> 00:10:25,172 Can I get a script? 238 00:10:25,173 --> 00:10:27,942 I think you look great covered in balls. 239 00:10:27,943 --> 00:10:28,993 Thanks. 240 00:10:28,994 --> 00:10:29,994 Covered... 241 00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:32,730 I get it. Yeah, balls, funny. 242 00:10:32,731 --> 00:10:34,699 Well, I should go see if they need me in makeup. 243 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,134 Why, to get your balls powdered? (Chuckles) 244 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:43,774 Oh, it's those two again. 245 00:10:43,775 --> 00:10:47,178 Wait, is that a "Mystery Girls" phone? 246 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:49,413 Yeah, it was in one of our gift baskets. 247 00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:52,383 Gift baskets? We didn't get gift baskets. 248 00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:53,517 Sucks for you. 249 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,154 Holly, Charlie, I'm Miles, the director. 250 00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:58,906 - You ready to rehearse? - Oh. 251 00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:00,891 Okay, let me set the scene for you. 252 00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:03,744 The original Mystery Girls are undercover on skid row. 253 00:11:03,745 --> 00:11:06,680 You are smelly, you're gross, you're disgusting... 254 00:11:06,681 --> 00:11:08,575 Okay, that'll be enough. 255 00:11:08,576 --> 00:11:09,917 You've recovered the launch codes 256 00:11:09,918 --> 00:11:12,535 and you're about to turn them over to the new Mystery Girls. 257 00:11:12,536 --> 00:11:13,405 Why? 258 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,706 So they can stop the bad guys. 259 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:17,441 Oh, well, why can't we stop the bad guys? 260 00:11:17,442 --> 00:11:18,542 We have the launch codes. 261 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:19,660 Yeah, she's right. 262 00:11:19,661 --> 00:11:21,645 It really doesn't make sense your way. 263 00:11:21,646 --> 00:11:23,731 Let's just give this a try. 264 00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:28,019 And go. 265 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,272 Let's ask those gross bums if they've seen the original Mystery Girls. 266 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:34,792 We're the original Mystery Girls. 267 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:37,828 Now take this launch code and go save the world. 268 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:41,732 Thanks, original Mystery Girls. 269 00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:43,834 - Mystery solved. - Mystery solved. 270 00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,936 (Chortle) 271 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,424 I can't believe I thought we could go back 272 00:11:50,425 --> 00:11:52,493 and everything would still be the same. 273 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:55,312 Don't beat yourself up, I got sucked in a little, too. 274 00:11:55,313 --> 00:11:58,332 At least we have eight amazing seasons to cheer us up. 275 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:01,402 Mm-hmm, we really did do important work. 276 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:04,221 (Dramatic music playing) 277 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:08,208 (Chuckles) 278 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:11,128 - Mystery solved. - Mystery solved. 279 00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:15,766 I really punched that guy. (Laughs) 280 00:12:15,767 --> 00:12:18,736 It was payback for getting handsy in the makeup trailer. 281 00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,672 And I was born to play a nun. 282 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:24,725 Fun fact... I wasn't wearing underwear in that scene. 283 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:28,513 Oh, my God, have you guys been here all night? 284 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,080 Oh, yeah. 285 00:12:30,081 --> 00:12:31,448 We watched two seasons 286 00:12:31,449 --> 00:12:34,134 and our Christmas special with M.C. Hammer and Alf. 287 00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:36,236 (Sighs) 288 00:12:37,038 --> 00:12:39,173 Ooh, "Nuns of my Business." 289 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:41,225 I love this episode. 290 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,679 Here comes my favorite continuity error. 291 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,558 What continuity error? 292 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,800 See how you're holding that gun? 293 00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:50,434 And... 294 00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:51,802 Now it's a sandwich. 295 00:12:53,738 --> 00:12:55,322 Holly! 296 00:12:55,323 --> 00:12:57,374 Sorry, it was an all-night shoot. 297 00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:59,426 I got hungry. 298 00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:01,877 Do you feel better? Or do you want to watch another season? 299 00:13:01,878 --> 00:13:04,248 Ooh, another season. Let's do season four, 300 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,184 where she had the split personality. 301 00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:08,168 I'm bad. I'm good. 302 00:13:08,169 --> 00:13:12,089 I'm bad. I'm good. What am I?! 303 00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:15,292 Loud and crazy? 304 00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,928 What are you doing here? 305 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,028 There's been a kidnapping. 306 00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,080 Oh, well how can we help you with that? 307 00:13:20,081 --> 00:13:21,815 You're the prime suspects. 308 00:13:21,816 --> 00:13:23,902 I take back that offer. 309 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,737 The new Mystery Girls never showed up on set. 310 00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:27,872 Producers are getting worried. 311 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:29,773 About who's gonna play the lead parts? 312 00:13:29,774 --> 00:13:31,509 Fine, we'll do it. 313 00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:34,411 Back from the dead, like the Halloween episode 314 00:13:34,412 --> 00:13:36,463 "Mystery Ghouls." 315 00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:45,890 Uh, you don't think we had anything to do with it, do you? 316 00:13:45,891 --> 00:13:47,274 Of course not. 317 00:13:47,275 --> 00:13:50,244 Although an entire crew heard you threaten to cut their heads off. 318 00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:53,814 Ooh... that. 319 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,834 Her, not me. 320 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,851 Oh, I'm sure you both have alibis. 321 00:13:57,852 --> 00:13:59,770 Yeah, I was with her all night. 322 00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:02,598 And I was with her, all night. 323 00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:05,451 Well, that settles that. 324 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,553 But just for fun, no one leaves town, 'Kay? 325 00:14:09,272 --> 00:14:11,257 I'm just gonna take this. 326 00:14:11,258 --> 00:14:12,574 As evidence. 327 00:14:15,412 --> 00:14:16,906 This does not look good for us. 328 00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,247 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 329 00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,516 That that egg roll's gonna give him gas, too? 330 00:14:21,351 --> 00:14:24,054 No, we have got to clear our name 331 00:14:24,055 --> 00:14:25,822 by finding those wretched girls. 332 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,806 We're the Mystery Girls, this is what we do. 333 00:14:27,807 --> 00:14:30,659 We are detectives. If anybody can do this, we can. 334 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,500 Because you know where you hid the bodies? 335 00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:34,830 Nick! 336 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,866 I know, I know, it's "nuns" of my business. 337 00:14:47,619 --> 00:14:50,621 Tell me again, why are we wearing these disguises? 338 00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,424 We're the prime suspects. They're not gonna just let us 339 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,526 go poking around, looking for clues. 340 00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:58,163 Oh, hey, Arthur. 341 00:14:58,164 --> 00:14:59,430 Hi. 342 00:15:00,565 --> 00:15:02,349 I'm sorry, do I know you? 343 00:15:04,085 --> 00:15:05,052 It's us. 344 00:15:05,053 --> 00:15:06,470 Oh, that's so weird, come on. 345 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:09,206 Those are great disguises. 346 00:15:09,207 --> 00:15:10,941 I had no idea. 347 00:15:10,942 --> 00:15:13,277 Maybe you can help us with something, Arthur. 348 00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:16,113 We're trying to find the new Mystery Girls who went missing. 349 00:15:16,114 --> 00:15:18,716 Missing? 350 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:19,817 Come on, 351 00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,987 they probably just ran off together to have some fun. 352 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,722 Yeah, couple of slackers, huh? 353 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,523 Sounds familiar, huh? 354 00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:29,593 (Chuckles) You talking about us? 355 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:32,396 Come on, you were always running off somewhere. 356 00:15:32,397 --> 00:15:34,165 You know that. 357 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,133 Last season of the show, half the episodes 358 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:38,370 featured your stand-ins shot from the back. 359 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:42,072 (Sighs) So that's why my ass looked so big. 360 00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:44,174 - (Beeping) - Hang on. 361 00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,111 Oh, here's good news. 362 00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,797 It's the deli, they found my sweater. 363 00:15:49,798 --> 00:15:51,716 Is that the "Mystery Girls" phone? 364 00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:52,750 Where'd you get that? 365 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,378 In my gift basket, didn't you get one? 366 00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:56,003 That's it, the girls' phones. 367 00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:58,572 We need to get the serial numbers from production 368 00:15:58,573 --> 00:15:59,723 and have Nick start a trace. 369 00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:02,860 Now that's a slick method of detectiv-ing. 370 00:16:02,861 --> 00:16:03,861 Go get 'em, girls. 371 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,596 - Okay, bye. - Yeah. 372 00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,652 (Chattering) 373 00:16:11,653 --> 00:16:13,804 (Knocking) 374 00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:16,140 Who is it? 375 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,641 Nick: Room service. 376 00:16:20,178 --> 00:16:23,063 I don't think we ordered any food. 377 00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:25,299 It's a gift from the people at the cool party. 378 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,184 What cool party? We're the cool party. 379 00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,820 There's a cooler party on the roof, 380 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,261 but don't tell them I told you. 381 00:16:37,662 --> 00:16:38,862 Get out of our way. 382 00:16:38,863 --> 00:16:41,865 Did somebody order two servings of, "I don't think so?" 383 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,435 Holly: Move! 384 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,819 Charlie: Let me move first. 385 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,389 - Charlie: You have to let me out. - Holly: Ow, that's my boob. 386 00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:52,109 Did somebody order two servings of, "I don't think so?" 387 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:55,479 With a side of, "do you need any help getting out of there?" 388 00:17:01,169 --> 00:17:03,420 We got you! 389 00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,125 - Mystery solved. - Mystery solved. 390 00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,061 Ew, you guys say your catchphrase in real life? 391 00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:12,830 How did you find us? 392 00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:15,767 We put a trace on those cell phones. 393 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,618 Tika, just get rid of them. 394 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:18,869 Get rid of us? 395 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:19,838 Yeah... hey, whoa! 396 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,805 What are you doing there, little missy? 397 00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:23,590 What is this? 398 00:17:23,591 --> 00:17:25,426 - Pepper spray? - (Gasps) 399 00:17:25,427 --> 00:17:26,793 Were you gonna use this on us? 400 00:17:26,794 --> 00:17:29,413 - No, I was gonna just... - What? Spray us? 401 00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:32,066 Maybe we should spray you. 402 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:33,283 I dare you. 403 00:17:33,284 --> 00:17:35,086 Oh, you do? Yeah, really? 404 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,456 You don't think I'd do it, huh? 405 00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:37,389 She'll do it. 406 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,907 Yeah, I would but I won't. Because this is very dangerous. 407 00:17:39,908 --> 00:17:43,827 This is super fun, but we have Britney tickets. 408 00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,679 How does this work? 409 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,965 (Shrieks) 410 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,849 Oh, let me help you! 411 00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,951 You're rubbing more pepper in my eyes! 412 00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:52,636 I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! 413 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,472 Are you guys for real? 414 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,572 Did you come all the way to Vegas 415 00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:56,958 just for a couple of cell phones? 416 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:58,759 - What? - Cell phones, what? 417 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,478 Yeah, I wasn't grabbing pepper spray, weirdo. 418 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:04,248 I was getting your "Mystery Girls" phones. 419 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,449 We stole your gift baskets. 420 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:08,385 - Guys, my eyes. - Yeah, yeah. 421 00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:10,427 Go wash it out with warm water in the bathroom. 422 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:12,315 We finally got gift baskets. 423 00:18:12,316 --> 00:18:13,999 Isn't that why you're here? 424 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,186 No, we came here to drag you back to L.A. and clear our names. 425 00:18:17,187 --> 00:18:20,139 Well, can we reschedule this for... never. 426 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,824 We have some partying to do. 427 00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:23,792 No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. 428 00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,094 Wait right there! 429 00:18:27,697 --> 00:18:29,833 You may not understand this right now, 430 00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:32,618 but this show... it's a gift. 431 00:18:32,619 --> 00:18:34,470 Stop taking it for granted. 432 00:18:34,471 --> 00:18:37,439 Because otherwise, you're gonna spend the rest of your life 433 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,375 trying to relive it. 434 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:41,176 Nick: Oh, God. 435 00:18:41,177 --> 00:18:43,529 Yeah, Nick, we know your eyes hurt. 436 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,247 No, not that. 437 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:46,348 I just got a news alert. 438 00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:47,983 I mean, I can barely see but it looks like they're 439 00:18:47,984 --> 00:18:49,394 pulling the plug on the new "Mystery Girls." 440 00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,336 (Gasps) No! They can't. 441 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:55,023 I took six months of karate lessons. 442 00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:58,093 Well, now you can take six months of acting lessons. 443 00:19:04,401 --> 00:19:05,485 I don't understand. 444 00:19:05,486 --> 00:19:07,321 Why would you buy a lie detector? 445 00:19:07,322 --> 00:19:09,539 I didn't, they gave it to me at the Spy Shop 446 00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:12,258 because I am a valued customer. 447 00:19:12,259 --> 00:19:13,543 - You good? - Think so. 448 00:19:13,544 --> 00:19:16,229 I mean, this will either work or give her a massive shock. 449 00:19:16,230 --> 00:19:17,196 What?! 450 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,115 Okay, nothing. 451 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,201 Let's just start out with an easy question, shall we? 452 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,971 All right. 453 00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:27,040 Do you believe that bigfoot exists? 454 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,958 Duh, yes I do. 455 00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,177 - (Bell dings) - Correct. 456 00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:33,146 I thought I saw him at runyon canyon once, 457 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:36,115 but it turns out it was Nick Nolte. 458 00:19:36,116 --> 00:19:37,784 Thanks for sharing. 459 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,053 Okay, number two... 460 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:43,840 Did you dump paint on Jennifer Love Hewitt's Mercedes? 461 00:19:43,841 --> 00:19:45,842 Of course not. 462 00:19:45,843 --> 00:19:46,843 It was her Jag. 463 00:19:46,844 --> 00:19:48,061 (Bell dings) 464 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:50,046 Uh-huh, correct. Okay. 465 00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:53,266 Did you eat my yogurt in the refrigerator? 466 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,134 Yes. 467 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:57,804 Holly, I told you that was mine. 468 00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,272 - No, you didn't. - (Buzzing) 469 00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,807 - Ooh... - A-ha! 470 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:02,810 Fine, I'm sorry. 471 00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:03,860 Are you really? 472 00:20:03,861 --> 00:20:05,061 - Yes. - (Buzzing) 473 00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:06,896 Damn it! 474 00:20:06,897 --> 00:20:08,147 Can I take this thing off now? 475 00:20:08,148 --> 00:20:10,950 No, no, I have one final question. 476 00:20:10,951 --> 00:20:16,873 Do you have a crush on Detective Duane Freeman? 477 00:20:16,874 --> 00:20:18,992 Chuck, please. 478 00:20:18,993 --> 00:20:20,293 Answer the question. 479 00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,046 Fine, if it's that important to you. 480 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,132 I, Holly Hamilton, do not have a crush 481 00:20:26,133 --> 00:20:27,967 on Detective Duane Freeman. 482 00:20:27,968 --> 00:20:30,036 (Bell dings) 483 00:20:30,037 --> 00:20:31,286 Huh. 484 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,642 Are we done here? 485 00:20:32,643 --> 00:20:34,085 Uh, yeah. 486 00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:39,980 Like I can't beat a lie detector. 487 00:20:41,847 --> 00:20:43,222 I knew it. 488 00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:44,090 What? 489 00:20:44,091 --> 00:20:46,655 How'd you hear me? (gasps) 490 00:20:46,656 --> 00:20:48,431 Are you wearing a wire?! 491 00:20:48,432 --> 00:20:50,332 Sync and corrections by awaqeded. - www.addic7ed.com - 492 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:54,932 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34166

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