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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:22,314 --> 00:00:26,360 MOONLIGHTING 3 00:01:07,651 --> 00:01:10,946 2x02 "THE LADY IN THE IRON MASK" Subtitles subXpacio 4 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,801 - Sorry you're seeing this, Miss Hayes. - What is going on? 5 00:02:56,801 --> 00:02:59,012 - It's been brewing for a while. - What has? 6 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,889 Stop this. 7 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,766 Mr. Lewis. 8 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:04,434 Mr. Simmons. 9 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,979 What is going on? 10 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,401 Miss DiPesto, I'll be... 11 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,279 - In Mr. Addison's office. - ...in Mr. Addison's office. 12 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:19,991 Addison. 13 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:22,911 Do you realize what a morale problem we have on our hands? 14 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:26,122 You're kidding. I thought the big fight would take care of that. 15 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:29,626 - I don't believe this. - You gotta. I got 10 bucks on Lewis. 16 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:31,753 Great right hand, tremendous body punch-- 17 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:34,172 I'm not here. This is a dream. 18 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,426 Great googly moogly. Nobody told you about the big event? 19 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,929 Okay, hold everything. This isn't exactly kosher. 20 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:45,517 I mean, the fight already started, but I'm gonna let you get a bet down, kid. 21 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,061 - Not a sports fan? - Addison, there are people... 22 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,605 ...physically assaulting each other in our office. 23 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,816 Doesn't that say anything? It does to me. 24 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,652 - Sounds like...? - This is serious. 25 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:59,114 If the root of this problem is boredom... 26 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:02,325 ...lack of self-esteem, no sense of accomplishment... 27 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:04,786 ...feelings of worthlessness. 28 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,621 Oh, my God. 29 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:08,415 I had no idea. 30 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,251 - Have you considered therapy? - I'm not talking about me. 31 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,254 - I'm talking about them. - They have nothing to do all day... 32 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,966 ...but sit and stare at the clock. They have a desk. We give them a title. 33 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:21,720 We give them a paycheck, but they don't do anything to earn it. 34 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:25,015 You think it's easy doing nothing all day? 35 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,058 Withdraw the question. 36 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:31,438 Part of me thinks we'd be doing these people a favor by firing them. 37 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,399 Show me which part, so I can cut it out. 38 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:37,694 What's the point of having them here if there's no work to do? 39 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,612 - But there will be. - When? 40 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:41,698 Right. 41 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,951 No interruptions. We're discussing a morale crisis. 42 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:48,705 I'll be in reception making sure none of the inmates have sharp objects. 43 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,709 There's a woman here to see you and Miss Hayes. She might be a client. 44 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,419 A client? 45 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,382 If she tries to leave, shoot her. 46 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,017 Good morning. My name is Barbara Wylie. 47 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:12,145 - I'm Madelyn Hayes. - Yes. I recognize you. 48 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:15,190 - This is my associate, David Addison. - Miss Wylie. 49 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:21,404 - Why don't you take a seat. - Oh, thank you. 50 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:27,076 I don't know how to do this. 51 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,370 I've never done this sort of thing before. 52 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,456 Hire a detective agency. 53 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,626 Well, there's nothing to it. 54 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:39,589 You're wondering about the way I look. You want to know about the veil. 55 00:05:39,631 --> 00:05:41,466 - No. - Yes. 56 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:46,346 - Unless it's germane to the case. - It is the case. 57 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,683 About 12 years ago... 58 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,811 ...a boy... 59 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,271 ...consumed with jealousy... 60 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:58,233 ...over the knowledge that I was to marry someone else... 61 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,735 ...threw acid in my face. 62 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,613 - Oh, my God. - My skin... 63 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:05,406 ...my throat... 64 00:06:05,406 --> 00:06:08,076 ...both were burned beyond repair. 65 00:06:08,117 --> 00:06:11,788 The man who assaulted me went to prison. 66 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,373 My fianc�-- 67 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:17,418 There was so much hurt and shock in the air. 68 00:06:17,418 --> 00:06:20,964 -- Did what he believed was the right thing. 69 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,092 It wasn't what you'd call a festive wedding. 70 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:30,014 It hasn't been what you would call a festive marriage. 71 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,642 I want you... 72 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:34,894 ...to find the man who attacked me. 73 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:40,108 His name is Frank Harbert. He was recently paroled. 74 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,068 I want you to locate him for me. 75 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:46,281 Miss Wylie, we sympathize with all you've been through. 76 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:51,327 - But the man went to prison. Revenge-- - I don't want revenge. 77 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,372 I want him. 78 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,292 If he still loves me... 79 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,169 ...I'll get a divorce. 80 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,880 I've always loved him. 81 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:07,510 - But what he did-- - I'll pay you $5000... 82 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,470 ...to find him for me. 83 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:13,099 Please, and be discreet. My husband is with me. 84 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,812 In case he needs proof. 85 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:31,868 I'll be waiting to hear from you. 86 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,126 Miss DiPesto, give me the address of the parole board. 87 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,627 - Right away. - Cancel that. 88 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,630 You know where he is and you don't wanna waste a phone call? 89 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:45,840 - We're not taking this case. - What? 90 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:49,052 I'm not solving this company's problems by putting that woman... 91 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:51,596 ...back in touch with the man who ruined her life and marriage. 92 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:56,350 - That's not the way I heard her tell it. - Just the way she described it. I can't-- 93 00:07:56,350 --> 00:07:59,729 - I can't have anything to do with this. - I love this kind of lively debate. 94 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:03,608 This is the lifeblood of a vibrant young company. This is exciting, inspiring. 95 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,526 - This is-- - Cow patties. 96 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:08,029 Cow patties? 97 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:11,157 Cute. Sit down. 98 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,826 Are we here to judge the motives of our clients? No. 99 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:17,455 Ours is not to reason why. Do lawyers not defend people who are guilty? 100 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:19,624 Do doctors not treat patients who will die? 101 00:08:19,624 --> 00:08:20,958 Do teachers not teach... 102 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:24,253 - ...students who are dumb as stumps? - We're not taking this case! 103 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,047 - You're not hearing me. - I'm sick of hearing you. 104 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:29,467 - I feel an obligation. - That's breakfast. Where's humanity? 105 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,844 Hocked it for rent. I'm going to the parole board. 106 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,763 - You're not going. - My conscience calls. 107 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,223 - Addison. - Do we really have to... 108 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,058 ...wash the linen in front of the--? 109 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,523 Miss DiPesto, where is everybody? 110 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:47,193 - Lunch. - Lunch? It's not even 10:15. 111 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,529 Okay, then brunch? 112 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,031 - I should have fired them. - I got a better idea. 113 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:55,618 Why not put this company to work and find out about Frank Harbert? 114 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:58,037 - Addison. - Look, all we gotta do is find him. 115 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,539 We just find him. 116 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,000 After you meet him, you don't wanna turn his address to Barbara Wylie... 117 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,211 - ...we turn down the fee. - No arguments? 118 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:06,963 Lady, you're the boss. 119 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,341 I work for you. You pick the tune, I do the dance. 120 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:13,845 No income, fine with me. You wanna sleep on benches... 121 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:17,515 ...with newspapers for blankets, I'll give you all the magazine sections. 122 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,269 - Yeah, right. - Hey, we're a team. 123 00:09:21,269 --> 00:09:22,770 Partners. 124 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,272 Now. 125 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,023 Forever. 126 00:09:26,023 --> 00:09:28,234 I mean that. 127 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,486 Maddie... 128 00:09:30,778 --> 00:09:35,783 ...that first clump of dirt on my coffin, I want it to be thrown by you. 129 00:09:35,783 --> 00:09:39,287 You're doing some pretty mean throwing yourself. Come on, let's go. 130 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,831 Call Barbara Wylie and tell her we're on the case. 131 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,624 Baby, you're the greatest. 132 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:54,010 See any bleached bones out there? 133 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,682 How about this: 134 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,352 I do the punch line, you tell me the joke, okay? 135 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,354 All right? 136 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:09,066 Okay. So the salesman wakes up... 137 00:10:09,066 --> 00:10:11,736 ...big smile on his face, goes downstairs... 138 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,489 ...has breakfast and confesses the whole thing. 139 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,783 And a farmer turns to him and says: 140 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,661 "But I don't have a daughter." 141 00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:27,376 - What's the why? - The why? 142 00:10:27,376 --> 00:10:29,045 What's the why? What why? 143 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,048 Why is Barbara Wylie desperate to get in touch with a man... 144 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:35,509 - ...who gave her so much pain? - You heard her. It's love. 145 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:37,678 I know that. 146 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:40,056 I've had a Frank Harbert or two in my life. 147 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:44,268 My first week of college there was this guy. He was an upperclassman. 148 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,605 - Heartbeat city? - Yeah, for him anyway. 149 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:52,943 We only went out a couple of times. I don't know, he was okay. Just okay. 150 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,279 - So I said-- - Let's be friends. 151 00:10:55,279 --> 00:10:57,990 You didn't say that, did you? That's the worst. 152 00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:02,203 That's female for, "No kissy, touchy, or horizont-y." Tell me you didn't say that. 153 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,704 - I didn't say that. - Liar. 154 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:06,373 - No horizont-y? - So, what happened? 155 00:11:06,373 --> 00:11:08,667 He started leaving notes in my mailbox. 156 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,170 - Songs, poems-- - No flowers? 157 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:13,547 A single perfect red rose-- 158 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,174 - Cheap. - Every day. 159 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:18,385 - No imagination. - Too much imagination. 160 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:22,098 He was racked with love, pining away. 161 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:26,769 It's scary being the object of so much desire. 162 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:30,940 He didn't even know me, but he swore he loved me. 163 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,566 One night when I was out... 164 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,277 ...he snuck into my room. 165 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,238 I don't know what he was doing there. 166 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,908 One of the security people found him. He didn't take anything. 167 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,577 But I was so ashamed for him. 168 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,412 Now the whole world knew. 169 00:11:45,412 --> 00:11:48,165 But at the same time, I was furious with him. 170 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:52,086 I'd been very honest. I told him how it was. 171 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:56,215 But he took away my "no." 172 00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:01,095 The man who took away Barbara Wylie's face took away her "no" too. 173 00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,395 If you don't wanna do this, we really don't have to-- 174 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,689 You kidding? I love driving through Mars. 175 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:15,276 Besides, there's no one I'd rather see die of thirst than you. 176 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:17,111 I'm so touched. 177 00:12:33,502 --> 00:12:36,547 You sure this is the place? 178 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,176 This is the parole board's last known address. 179 00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:43,345 Maybe he found God in prison. 180 00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,681 So that's where the old boy has been hiding. 181 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:52,438 He's not gonna get into any trouble around here. 182 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:54,106 Now, that's where you're wrong. 183 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,650 My tummy tells me this is a pretty radical party town. 184 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,194 - We're looking for Mr. Frank Harbert. - Who? 185 00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:06,118 $2 ADMISSION RESTORATION FUND 186 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,204 HISTORIC LECTURE EVERY 15 MINUTES 187 00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:10,456 Thank you. 188 00:13:10,497 --> 00:13:15,085 And the original structure composed of thousands of handmade adobe bricks... 189 00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:16,962 ...took two years to complete. 190 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:20,424 The cross you see behind you on the wall measures 8 feet. 191 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:23,469 Legend has it that the cross is constructed of wood... 192 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:27,431 ...taken from the flagship of the Spanish conquistador, Cort�s. 193 00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,600 Cort�s defeated the Aztecs... 194 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,228 ...and brought Catholicism to the New World over three centuries ago. 195 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:38,067 In 1906, a terrible earthquake destroyed the entire mission. 196 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,235 It is being restored as I speak to you... 197 00:13:40,277 --> 00:13:45,324 ...and any donations for that restoration will be greatly appreciated. 198 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,368 Please feel free to roam the grounds... 199 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,204 ...and feel free to ask me any questions that may occur. 200 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,123 Two bucks for that? 201 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,044 You Frank Harbert? 202 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:02,174 You said feel free to ask any questions. 203 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,094 Who's asking? 204 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:18,690 - She's not dead or anything is she? - How much would that matter to you? 205 00:14:23,237 --> 00:14:25,656 I took this. 206 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:30,702 - I bought that ribbon for her hair. - She was very pretty. 207 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:34,123 Yeah, she was. 208 00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,126 Anyway, I'm glad she's not dead. 209 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:41,213 - She wants to see you again. - What? 210 00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:45,467 - She's married, wrong? - She said she'd be willing to undo that. 211 00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:50,973 - What is this, some kind of joke? - I find it difficult to believe myself... 212 00:14:50,973 --> 00:14:53,976 ...but Barbara Wylie walked in our office this morning... 213 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:57,896 ...and hired us to find you. She says she's always loved you. 214 00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:04,653 Did she tell you what I did to her? 215 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:15,622 I heard she was getting married. 216 00:15:15,622 --> 00:15:17,791 So I... 217 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,003 I found out where her bridal shower was. 218 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,047 And I waited outside. 219 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:26,049 I waited in the bushes. 220 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:29,303 And she came out, and I-- 221 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:32,472 I walked up to her... 222 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,392 ...and I said, "I'll love you forever." 223 00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,394 And I-- 224 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,397 I looked at her face... 225 00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:44,943 ...her eyes... 226 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:47,321 ...her mouth. 227 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:50,115 And I thought: 228 00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:53,619 "No, don't do this." 229 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:59,207 But I did it anyway. 230 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:14,890 Not a day goes by I don't see her face. 231 00:16:16,099 --> 00:16:20,896 Not a night goes by I don't hear her screaming. 232 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,154 She really--? She really said she'd marry me? 233 00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:37,120 Yeah, well... 234 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,667 ...do her a favor. 235 00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:44,252 You never found me. 236 00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:57,974 Sounds like love to me. 237 00:17:02,854 --> 00:17:05,816 - So? - So? 238 00:17:06,441 --> 00:17:10,320 What's the verdict, Judge Wapner? Do we tell her and cash the check? 239 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:13,490 Or say he's nowhere to be found and sleep sounder but poorer? 240 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,617 I don't know. They're both in such pain. 241 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:18,120 She's so unhappy and he's racked with guilt. 242 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,915 Nothing to do with us. They were not happy and racked before they met us. 243 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,543 On one hand, I think we should bring them together. 244 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,503 - Now you're cooking. - On the other... 245 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:30,048 ...what if something terrible happens? What if he turns into an animal? 246 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,551 You're talking about half the couples in America. 247 00:17:32,592 --> 00:17:35,262 - I don't know. I'm torn. - Truth is, if we tell her... 248 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:38,306 ...we couldn't find him, she'll get somebody else to do it. 249 00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:41,226 - That's true, isn't it? - Yep. 250 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,187 - Why isn't this more fun? - What do you mean? 251 00:17:44,187 --> 00:17:46,356 Our first legitimate case and we solve it. 252 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:49,234 "Find this guy." We find the guy. 253 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,736 I still feel so empty inside. 254 00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,322 Cashing that $5000 check will help fill you up. 255 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,449 That's what it's all about, isn't it? 256 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,622 Welcome to the real world, Maddie Hayes. 257 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,711 First phone you see, pull off the road. 258 00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:10,338 I'll call Barbara Wylie and give her the good news. 259 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,676 Good call, partner. Good call. 260 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,187 And so the farmer says, "But I ain't got no daughter." 261 00:18:26,938 --> 00:18:30,233 What's the matter, you're offended? That's a funny joke. 262 00:18:30,233 --> 00:18:34,070 A lot of people I respect, admire think that's a funny joke. 263 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,655 Leaders in the community... 264 00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:39,492 - ...professional people. - A fireman is not a professional. 265 00:18:39,492 --> 00:18:42,621 Fine. Next time your Christmas tree lights get overexcited... 266 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:45,081 ...we'll see if you feel the same way. 267 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,709 - A penny for your thoughts? - Only a penny? 268 00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:52,005 - We solved our first case. We're liquid. - Yeah, but we're on a budget. 269 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,425 So, what's going through that blond brain of yours? 270 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,510 Magazine cover. 271 00:18:57,510 --> 00:19:00,513 Once again, for those of us who are new to this country? 272 00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:04,142 If you shoot enough magazine covers, you start to look at life that way. 273 00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,311 That's all. Life is like a magazine cover. 274 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,896 Yeah, what magazine? 275 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:11,191 - It doesn't have a name, the magazine. - LIFE? 276 00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,692 - David. - Look? 277 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,319 - Please. - Oui? 278 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:15,904 W-E. W-E. 279 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:19,115 It's like Us, one of those pronoun magazines. 280 00:19:19,574 --> 00:19:21,368 It doesn't have to have a name. 281 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,037 All it has to have is a headline and a picture. 282 00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,122 "Madelyn Hayes. 283 00:19:26,122 --> 00:19:29,959 More than a pretty face, solves case... 284 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,337 ...has a nice dinner." 285 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,049 Yeah. I heard of that magazine. 286 00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:39,094 Can't get a copy. Sold out. 287 00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,179 I had a nice dinner too. 288 00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:45,225 You're unusually giddy tonight. 289 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,728 The night, the stars... 290 00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:51,189 - ...the wine. - We didn't have any wine. 291 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,525 - The Tab. - Look, I know I'm not good at... 292 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:57,696 ...apologies and thank-yous, but thank you for making me take this case. 293 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,656 I'm sorry I put up such a fuss. 294 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:02,701 I know sometimes it seems like I say no more than I say yes. 295 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:06,329 Professionally, I mean. What I'm trying to say, is I appreciate... 296 00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:09,749 ...what you bring to the agency and I'm really glad you're my part-- 297 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:11,251 - David? - Maddie, come here. 298 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,586 David, what could be so--? 299 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:16,172 - What is it? Is it the news? - Look at this. 300 00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,550 Mr. Harbert, paroled just six months ago... 301 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:22,679 - ...was found dead by a parishioner... - What's happening? 302 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,348 What are they saying? Is he dead? 303 00:20:25,348 --> 00:20:28,810 What--? She lied to us. She said she loved him. 304 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,854 And all she wanted to do was murder him. 305 00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,690 - She lied to us so she could find him. - Let's get back-- 306 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,234 All she wanted to do was kill him. She lied to us. 307 00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:42,782 - Yes? - Morning. I'm David Addison. 308 00:20:42,782 --> 00:20:45,160 Madelyn Hayes. We're looking for Barbara Wylie. 309 00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:47,537 - May I ask why? - May I ask who's asking? 310 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,080 Her husband. 311 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,709 And I don't know you, which means my wife doesn't know you. 312 00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:54,752 What the hell is going on? 313 00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:57,005 I told you, we have business with your wife. 314 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,548 I don't understand. 315 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,759 My wife is very ill. She doesn't have business with anyone. 316 00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,595 It doesn't look like she's here. 317 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:05,096 Benjamin, what do they want? 318 00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,562 Frank Harbert is dead. 319 00:21:15,648 --> 00:21:18,193 - I saw the news. - Is that all? 320 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:21,738 I won't pretend it's the unhappiest news I've ever heard. 321 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,573 Is that all you're not pretending? 322 00:21:23,573 --> 00:21:26,451 You double-crossed us, lady, you killed him. 323 00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,537 Who are these people? What is this about? 324 00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:33,249 We're detectives. Hired by your wife to find Frank Harbert. 325 00:21:33,249 --> 00:21:37,253 I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what they're talking about. 326 00:21:37,253 --> 00:21:39,923 You came to our office and begged us to find him. 327 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:43,176 Why would I do that? What possible reason could I have... 328 00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,677 ...of wanting to see him? 329 00:21:44,719 --> 00:21:48,514 You said you loved him and wanted to marry him, and then you killed him. 330 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:50,558 All right. 331 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,561 Why are you saying these ridiculous things? 332 00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:56,105 Why would I want to marry a man who disfigured me? 333 00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:58,149 Did someone pay you to say these things? 334 00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:59,859 - Who hired you? - You did. 335 00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:01,361 I certainly did not. 336 00:22:01,402 --> 00:22:04,238 You hired us to find him and then you killed him. 337 00:22:04,238 --> 00:22:06,699 Benjamin, make them stop. 338 00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:10,161 Make them stop saying these things. 339 00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:11,746 Enough. 340 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:15,333 We're not gonna stop until we have enough to convict you of murder. 341 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,627 Every minute of every hour of every day. 342 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,128 - Whatever you do... - Addison. 343 00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:21,422 ...we'll be there waiting for you to slip up. 344 00:22:21,422 --> 00:22:23,216 Go. 345 00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:30,098 - Our first real case and we kill a guy. - You're so negative. 346 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:33,184 We're chumps and bunglers. We led Barbara Wylie right to him. 347 00:22:33,184 --> 00:22:36,187 But we did it great. Maybe there's a market for that. 348 00:22:36,187 --> 00:22:38,523 "Blue Moon. We find them, you kill them. 349 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,859 We tag them, you bag them. We spot them, you drop them." 350 00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,530 - Not funny? - You swing from a vine, Addison. 351 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,739 Sounds like fun. 352 00:22:46,739 --> 00:22:50,660 That poor man would be alive today if you hadn't insisted we take this case. 353 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:54,163 - You're hanging this on me? - Five thousand dollars, $5000. 354 00:22:54,205 --> 00:22:55,790 Ours is not to reason why. 355 00:22:56,374 --> 00:22:58,501 What a team. 356 00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:00,128 - I'm calling the police. - What? 357 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:03,339 - I'm calling the police. - Maddie, think a minute. 358 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:06,676 Short minute. You call the police, we're hanging ourselves. 359 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:09,345 The headlines: "Pretty peeper leads killer to prey." 360 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,888 Go ahead. Call the fuzz. 361 00:23:10,888 --> 00:23:13,391 Tell them all. Confess to the drought in Africa. 362 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:16,352 Be ready to be laughed out of town, your license shredded. 363 00:23:16,352 --> 00:23:19,772 To never work again in this town. We don't have any proof... 364 00:23:19,772 --> 00:23:22,483 ...that Barbara Wylie actually did this. 365 00:23:23,651 --> 00:23:26,446 I must have done something horrible in a past life. 366 00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,490 - What do you suggest we do? - Nail Barbara Wylie. 367 00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:33,202 That's easy. We've certainly thrown the fear of God into her, haven't we? 368 00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:35,538 We haven't. That's why we're gonna nab her. 369 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:37,457 - Why is that? - Because she's sure... 370 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:41,085 ...she's got the two stooges licked. She's gonna let up, make a mistake. 371 00:23:41,085 --> 00:23:43,671 - We gotta rattle her cage. - What will that get us? 372 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,715 - Second chance. - What will that get us? 373 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:48,801 Evidence, Maddie. Evidence. The kind that stands up in court. 374 00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:52,430 The kind that sits down in jail. The kind that crosses its legs in a bar. 375 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,891 - You with me or not? - Crosses its legs in a bar? 376 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,561 Got a million of them. A moose goes in a dentist's office and says, "Doctor..." 377 00:23:58,603 --> 00:24:02,064 DR. CARON DISCOVERS ANTIDOTE FOR STRESS 378 00:24:02,064 --> 00:24:05,276 - How long do we have to sit here? - Until we spot her. 379 00:24:05,276 --> 00:24:07,820 You don't wanna do the paper-in-the-lobby thing... 380 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:10,907 - ...you've no business in this business. - I didn't say that. 381 00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:13,284 Although it seems to me your choice of paper-- 382 00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:16,996 You don't know what you're talking about. You can't see around that thing. 383 00:24:16,996 --> 00:24:19,582 At least I'm not ashamed. Aren't you embarrassed? 384 00:24:19,582 --> 00:24:22,835 - About what? - That. That scandal sheet. 385 00:24:22,835 --> 00:24:25,004 I love the scandal sheet. 386 00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:28,007 "Is Jamie Lee Curtis a real girl or a Russian experiment... 387 00:24:28,007 --> 00:24:30,885 ...created in a laboratory to incite the American males?" 388 00:24:30,885 --> 00:24:32,678 - I wanna know. - Someone will hear. 389 00:24:32,678 --> 00:24:35,431 "Have extraterrestrials left a secret message for earthlings... 390 00:24:35,431 --> 00:24:38,851 ...under Sylvester Stallone's pectoral?" I wanna know. 391 00:24:38,851 --> 00:24:41,145 "Is Jane Pauley having David Hartman's baby?" 392 00:24:41,145 --> 00:24:43,814 - Is she? - Cab for Mrs. Wylie. 393 00:24:47,985 --> 00:24:49,195 Come on. 394 00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,536 - What do we do now? - We get a cab of our own. 395 00:24:59,205 --> 00:25:01,791 Thanks for the use of the hall, chief. 396 00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:11,759 There's an extra 50 for you if you keep that cab in sight. 397 00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:14,929 You mind telling me what you hope to learn from this excursion? 398 00:25:14,929 --> 00:25:18,891 Maybe nothing. Maybe something. Murder is a messy business, Maddie. 399 00:25:18,891 --> 00:25:22,186 And Whistler's wife here doesn't strike me as an old pro. 400 00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:25,106 I got a hunch that she left some little detail unattended. 401 00:25:25,106 --> 00:25:27,233 And now that she knows we're on to her... 402 00:25:27,233 --> 00:25:28,776 ...maybe she'll attend to it. 403 00:25:28,818 --> 00:25:31,988 - While we watch? - Stranger things have happened. 404 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,283 Speaking of strange, you got something on your mind, don't you? 405 00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:41,288 I have a terrible confession to make. I believed Barbara Wylie back there. 406 00:25:41,497 --> 00:25:44,500 Yeah, well, that's why you got me around. I didn't. 407 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,337 She seemed so sincere. So honestly confused by everything we said. 408 00:25:48,671 --> 00:25:50,923 Look at this. 409 00:25:59,306 --> 00:26:01,642 We got us a real barracuda here. 410 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:06,313 Didn't want the cab company to have a record of where she was going. 411 00:26:06,814 --> 00:26:09,817 Talk to me some more about sincerity. 412 00:27:48,207 --> 00:27:51,919 That's quite a chassis she's got under that hood. 413 00:28:31,333 --> 00:28:33,210 Look. 414 00:28:34,962 --> 00:28:38,173 She almost got away with it. 415 00:28:46,056 --> 00:28:49,476 Don't turn. We're gonna wait here a second, all right? 416 00:28:51,311 --> 00:28:55,149 That's that. She's guilty as sin, isn't she? 417 00:28:55,149 --> 00:28:57,234 Looks that way. 418 00:28:57,234 --> 00:29:00,279 - Think she'll pay us anyway? - I doubt it. 419 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:10,080 All right. We'll see if we can find her car. 420 00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:16,211 - Now what, call the police? - Seems like that's the only thing left. 421 00:29:16,211 --> 00:29:20,174 Finally get a client. A client walks in the door of her own free will. 422 00:29:20,174 --> 00:29:23,927 A case we can solve. A fee we can earn. 423 00:29:23,927 --> 00:29:25,429 Addison. 424 00:29:28,849 --> 00:29:31,894 Why is she coming back out of the hotel? 425 00:29:32,728 --> 00:29:34,396 - Where did the wiggle go? - What? 426 00:29:39,026 --> 00:29:40,569 Come on, walk with me. 427 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:55,793 STAIRS 428 00:30:02,382 --> 00:30:04,218 What floor was Barbara Wylie's room? 429 00:30:04,218 --> 00:30:07,471 Fourth. Why are you asking? It wasn't even in this wing. 430 00:30:10,974 --> 00:30:13,393 What are you doing? 431 00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:18,023 I wanna know what we-- 432 00:30:18,023 --> 00:30:20,567 I wanna know what we're doing. 433 00:30:25,864 --> 00:30:28,367 We got nowhere to go, nothing to do. 434 00:30:28,367 --> 00:30:30,744 I figured we watch Barbara Wylie get undressed. 435 00:30:30,786 --> 00:30:32,829 - What? - Don't be a snob. 436 00:30:32,829 --> 00:30:35,290 It's here, it's free. 437 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:39,211 It's under the stars. Pretend you're at a concert. 438 00:30:39,211 --> 00:30:41,547 Remember what room number she said she was in? 439 00:30:41,547 --> 00:30:44,049 Four-seventeen. And I think this is sick. 440 00:30:44,049 --> 00:30:46,134 With any luck, you'll be right. 441 00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:49,429 All right, just keep your eyes right up there... 442 00:30:49,429 --> 00:30:51,515 ...and holler when you see the lights on. 443 00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:54,518 What is this supposed to prove? 444 00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:56,603 The earth is round... 445 00:30:56,603 --> 00:30:59,398 ...you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat... 446 00:30:59,398 --> 00:31:04,236 ...and for every action, there is an equal and opposite satisfaction. 447 00:31:04,653 --> 00:31:06,530 Just keep your eyes peeled up there. 448 00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:09,992 This is thrilling. Maybe she went to buy a paper. 449 00:31:10,492 --> 00:31:12,411 Maybe she's not in room 417. 450 00:31:12,411 --> 00:31:14,079 - What makes you say that? - That. 451 00:31:16,456 --> 00:31:18,417 Why would she change rooms? 452 00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:33,223 This is it. No one under 17 admitted without parent or guardian. 453 00:31:36,685 --> 00:31:38,395 She's a man. 454 00:31:41,356 --> 00:31:44,192 I feel so used. 455 00:31:47,446 --> 00:31:50,741 Ninety-nine, 100. 456 00:31:50,741 --> 00:31:53,910 Now, 10 minutes on the speed bag and hit the showers, slugger. 457 00:31:54,369 --> 00:31:56,246 We're terrible detectives, aren't we? 458 00:31:56,288 --> 00:31:58,623 - Why do you say that? - Because it's the truth. 459 00:31:58,623 --> 00:32:03,253 - Because we're just awful detectives. - We're not awful, just a little green. 460 00:32:03,253 --> 00:32:06,631 I don't agree. We figured everything out, we're just a little late. 461 00:32:06,631 --> 00:32:10,385 That poor woman. Her husband used us for a couple of patsies. 462 00:32:10,385 --> 00:32:12,763 Congratulating ourselves on following him. 463 00:32:12,763 --> 00:32:16,516 - He wanted us to follow him. This case! - Give it a break, will you? 464 00:32:16,558 --> 00:32:20,103 - I won't. I didn't even want this case. - I knew we'd get back to that. 465 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:22,647 - I didn't wanna keep this agency open. - And that. 466 00:32:22,647 --> 00:32:25,567 We should be concentrating on what we're gonna do next. 467 00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:27,152 What are we gonna be doing? 468 00:32:27,152 --> 00:32:30,447 We have to get into Benjamin's room and get that costume and wig. 469 00:32:30,447 --> 00:32:32,532 How are we gonna do that? Go to the desk? 470 00:32:32,574 --> 00:32:34,993 If we get into Barbara's room, get that key-- 471 00:32:35,035 --> 00:32:38,330 - And how do you propose to do that? - I propose... 472 00:32:38,330 --> 00:32:41,208 ...that we find you a black dress and a black veil. 473 00:32:41,249 --> 00:32:42,751 - I knew it. - Knew what? 474 00:32:42,751 --> 00:32:46,922 Some partnership. You have stupid ideas and I have to carry them out. 475 00:32:46,922 --> 00:32:48,423 What am I doing? 476 00:32:48,423 --> 00:32:52,344 It's 2:00 in the morning and we wasted two days on this stupid thing. 477 00:32:52,344 --> 00:32:54,554 I'd be better off in business by myself. 478 00:32:54,971 --> 00:32:56,723 Oh, really? 479 00:32:57,641 --> 00:32:59,893 No, not really. Just forget I said it. 480 00:33:00,352 --> 00:33:01,853 You were serious. 481 00:33:01,895 --> 00:33:05,023 If I was serious, I wouldn't have said to forget it. 482 00:33:05,065 --> 00:33:08,068 If you weren't serious, you wouldn't have said it at all. 483 00:33:11,613 --> 00:33:14,533 You really don't wanna be partners with me, do you? 484 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:17,994 I need a partner, you're a partner. 485 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,583 If I could pick any partner, would I pick you? 486 00:33:23,583 --> 00:33:27,170 - I don't know. - When I think of the perfect person... 487 00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:29,381 ...to complement my complex personality... 488 00:33:29,381 --> 00:33:32,259 - ...you're not first to spring to mind. - Springs to what? 489 00:33:32,259 --> 00:33:35,178 - You know what your problem is? - I fear I'm looking at it. 490 00:33:35,178 --> 00:33:37,347 It makes you crazy to think you need me. 491 00:33:37,389 --> 00:33:39,349 - I don't need you. - You do need me. 492 00:33:39,391 --> 00:33:41,226 I'm your lifeline. Without me-- 493 00:33:41,268 --> 00:33:44,020 Without you I wouldn't be here at 2:00 figuring out... 494 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:47,190 ...how to prove a woman who seems to have killed a man, didn't. 495 00:33:47,190 --> 00:33:49,192 And a man who seems to not have, did. 496 00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:52,028 Without you, I wouldn't be involved in this stupid case. 497 00:33:52,028 --> 00:33:54,239 - Without you-- - What? 498 00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:55,448 - Never mind. - What? 499 00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:57,200 - Never mind. - No, I wanna hear it. 500 00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,035 No, you don't. 501 00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:01,413 You think you can do a better job without me? 502 00:34:01,413 --> 00:34:04,332 - I didn't say that. - No, but you were thinking it. 503 00:34:04,332 --> 00:34:07,502 How can you be smart about me and stupid about everything else? 504 00:34:07,502 --> 00:34:09,713 All right, fine! I'll make it easy for you. 505 00:34:09,713 --> 00:34:12,591 You clean this case up your way, I'll clean it up my way. 506 00:34:12,591 --> 00:34:13,800 - Good. - Good. 507 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,595 - Fine. - Fine. Okay, fine. 508 00:34:30,984 --> 00:34:34,529 - Mrs. Wylie. - Could I have my room key, please? 509 00:34:38,992 --> 00:34:41,411 Here you go, Mrs. Wylie. 510 00:34:41,995 --> 00:34:44,205 Oh, Mrs. Wylie. 511 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:49,711 I like your hair a lot better this way. 512 00:34:54,257 --> 00:34:57,927 Hey, a nice caboose, toots. 513 00:35:12,359 --> 00:35:15,904 - Yes? - Room key, please, 223. 514 00:35:17,364 --> 00:35:19,032 There you go. 515 00:35:19,449 --> 00:35:22,243 You want a room key too. 516 00:35:24,329 --> 00:35:26,122 Excuse me? 517 00:35:27,582 --> 00:35:29,667 Oh, four. Four. 518 00:35:31,127 --> 00:35:33,171 Four-one. 519 00:35:35,673 --> 00:35:40,845 Four-one-seven. Four-seventeen. Oh, I got it, 417. 520 00:35:41,221 --> 00:35:42,722 There you go. 521 00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:38,403 I guess there's no such thing as an original idea. 522 00:36:38,403 --> 00:36:41,197 - What are you doing here? - Me? What are you doing here? 523 00:36:41,197 --> 00:36:43,658 And why do you look so much better than me? 524 00:36:57,338 --> 00:37:00,008 Haven't you ever seen a man coming out of the closet? 525 00:37:00,008 --> 00:37:02,093 - Mrs. Wylie, we can explain. - Everything. 526 00:37:02,093 --> 00:37:04,762 - You were framed-- - For the murder of Frank Harbert. 527 00:37:04,762 --> 00:37:06,681 - By your husband. - By your husband. 528 00:37:06,681 --> 00:37:08,975 Sorry, I lost my place. 529 00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:14,564 She's taking this rather well, don't you think? 530 00:37:20,528 --> 00:37:22,405 What are you doing here? 531 00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:24,240 One... 532 00:37:24,699 --> 00:37:26,659 ...two... 533 00:37:27,327 --> 00:37:29,162 ...three. 534 00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:34,208 Now, why does he look so much better than me? 535 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:38,630 Barbara, Barbara, Barbara. 536 00:37:38,671 --> 00:37:40,965 Benjamin, what--? Why are you--? 537 00:37:40,965 --> 00:37:43,760 So you could be accused of the murder of Frank Harbert. 538 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,429 - And we'd swear to it. - What are they talking about? 539 00:37:46,471 --> 00:37:49,974 It wasn't supposed to end like this. The only one that was supposed... 540 00:37:49,974 --> 00:37:53,061 ...to get hurt was Harbert. He deserved to die. We knew that. 541 00:37:53,061 --> 00:37:56,189 - What are you talking about? - Don't you see? 542 00:37:56,189 --> 00:37:58,358 So you were accused of the murder. 543 00:37:58,358 --> 00:38:01,736 What jury would convict a woman who had had her face burnt off? 544 00:38:01,778 --> 00:38:05,448 That's what the insanity defense is all about, right? 545 00:38:05,948 --> 00:38:08,826 I couldn't do it any longer. 546 00:38:08,826 --> 00:38:13,456 Twelve years of marriage to a woman who wouldn't let me see her. 547 00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:16,793 I... 548 00:38:17,877 --> 00:38:19,712 ...couldn't do it. 549 00:38:19,712 --> 00:38:22,090 I can't do it. 550 00:38:42,527 --> 00:38:45,113 Stop that man! 551 00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:47,198 Stop that man! 552 00:38:48,116 --> 00:38:50,743 Stop that man. 553 00:39:43,921 --> 00:39:46,382 Sorry, sir, are you finished? 554 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:00,980 I'm sorry, sir. 555 00:40:03,566 --> 00:40:05,484 CAUTION WET FLOOR 556 00:40:05,484 --> 00:40:06,903 I'm really sorry-- 557 00:40:10,698 --> 00:40:12,491 Freeze! 558 00:40:14,619 --> 00:40:16,078 Freeze! 559 00:40:17,622 --> 00:40:19,123 Freeze! 560 00:40:20,541 --> 00:40:22,335 Freeze! 561 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,843 Anybody wanna play Twister? 562 00:41:16,013 --> 00:41:17,515 Miss DiPesto. 563 00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:21,727 You hollered for me, Mr. Addison? 564 00:41:22,478 --> 00:41:24,563 Agnes... 565 00:41:25,523 --> 00:41:26,732 ...take a letter. 566 00:41:38,285 --> 00:41:41,122 - Dear David. - Dear Maddie. 567 00:41:41,163 --> 00:41:45,042 Last night, I may have said and done some things that I regret. 568 00:41:45,418 --> 00:41:47,878 These are the times that try men's souls. 569 00:42:01,475 --> 00:42:03,144 Are you and Mom having a fight? 570 00:42:05,563 --> 00:42:08,023 Are you gonna leave us? 571 00:42:10,484 --> 00:42:12,653 I hope not. 572 00:42:18,033 --> 00:42:21,662 Why don't you go in my office and watch television? 573 00:42:35,342 --> 00:42:38,053 - What are we gonna do? - About what? 574 00:42:41,015 --> 00:42:45,811 First clump of dirt on your coffin. I wanna be the one to throw it. 575 00:42:50,191 --> 00:42:54,069 I'm sorry for all the things I did, all the things I said. 576 00:42:55,154 --> 00:42:58,199 I never had a man put on a dress for me before. 577 00:42:58,199 --> 00:43:00,451 And you say you've been around. 578 00:43:03,078 --> 00:43:04,580 I'm sorry, partner. 579 00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,541 You're forgiven, partner. 580 00:43:10,210 --> 00:43:13,005 I'm glad you're my partner... 581 00:43:16,258 --> 00:43:18,218 ...partner. 582 00:45:18,589 --> 00:45:20,841 Subtitulada by SDI Media Group Ripped by subXpacio and TusSeries 583 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,082 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 584 00:45:24,132 --> 00:45:28,682 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 47030

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