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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,514 --> 00:00:05,483 2 00:00:05,551 --> 00:00:10,455 Bruce: This is the story of 10 strangers, one night, and all the stupid, 3 00:00:10,522 --> 00:00:13,324 embarrassing, ridiculous things we do... 4 00:00:14,626 --> 00:00:16,394 To find love. 5 00:00:19,701 --> 00:00:21,893 Sync and corrected by thatjulio www.addic7ed.com 6 00:00:21,967 --> 00:00:24,202 The bill, whenever you're ready? 7 00:00:24,269 --> 00:00:25,703 And I'll meet you out front? 8 00:00:25,771 --> 00:00:28,840 Great. I just need to overcharge my really drunk tables. [Giggles] 9 00:00:28,907 --> 00:00:30,875 - Here you go, ladies. - Thank you. 10 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,176 I'll see you real soon? 11 00:00:32,244 --> 00:00:33,244 Okay. 12 00:00:33,312 --> 00:00:34,245 All right. 13 00:00:35,881 --> 00:00:37,315 Maya. Maya. 14 00:00:37,382 --> 00:00:40,151 Look, I just want to go home with you. 15 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:42,053 Do you want to go home with me, too? 16 00:00:43,088 --> 00:00:44,021 Wow. 17 00:00:44,089 --> 00:00:46,324 Um... I don't... 18 00:00:46,391 --> 00:00:49,360 Think any guy has ever just asked me that before. 19 00:00:49,428 --> 00:00:51,262 Well, I'm not just any guy. 20 00:00:52,297 --> 00:00:54,565 I'm a man who wants to make sweet-ass love to you. 21 00:00:54,633 --> 00:00:55,733 [Laughing] Okay. 22 00:00:55,801 --> 00:00:57,502 What do you say? Are you in or are you out? 23 00:00:57,569 --> 00:01:00,404 Well, I guess I'm... 24 00:01:03,375 --> 00:01:04,375 In. 25 00:01:04,443 --> 00:01:05,610 Really?! 26 00:01:05,677 --> 00:01:06,744 [Chuckling] Yeah. 27 00:01:06,812 --> 00:01:08,279 - You promise? - Oh, my God. 28 00:01:08,347 --> 00:01:09,447 Oh, God, this is a happy day! 29 00:01:09,515 --> 00:01:11,682 - Happy day! Happy day! Oh, God! - Okay! 30 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,951 Okay. I'm go... I'm gonna go pay my bill... 31 00:01:14,019 --> 00:01:15,386 - All right... - Then I'm gonna come back. 32 00:01:15,454 --> 00:01:17,188 - [Chuckling] Okay. -Please don't leave. 33 00:01:17,256 --> 00:01:18,856 - I won't. I'll just... - It would hurt my feelings so bad. 34 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:20,458 [Chuckling] I'll just be here. 35 00:01:20,526 --> 00:01:22,460 Go... whatever you were gonna do. 36 00:01:22,528 --> 00:01:24,095 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 37 00:01:26,665 --> 00:01:28,399 Hey, I know we just met tonight, 38 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:30,968 but I really want to take this to the next level. 39 00:01:31,036 --> 00:01:32,837 I love the next level. The next level is my best friend. 40 00:01:32,904 --> 00:01:34,138 Let's get there as soon as possible. 41 00:01:34,206 --> 00:01:35,306 [Chuckling] Okay. 42 00:01:35,374 --> 00:01:36,640 But I want to do something different... 43 00:01:36,708 --> 00:01:38,008 Something no one's ever done. 44 00:01:38,076 --> 00:01:39,410 Wow. All right. 45 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:41,612 Something dangerous, even. 46 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,247 Okay. I guess that could be fun. 47 00:01:43,315 --> 00:01:44,615 Something with elephants. 48 00:01:44,683 --> 00:01:46,183 Right. That is appalling. 49 00:01:46,251 --> 00:01:47,251 No, I want to go to India. 50 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,886 Oh. Thank God. 51 00:01:48,954 --> 00:01:51,756 I want to do something big and romantic and crazy, 52 00:01:51,823 --> 00:01:53,357 and I want to do it with you. 53 00:01:53,425 --> 00:01:55,192 Wait. You want to go to India right now? 54 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:56,193 Yes! 55 00:01:56,261 --> 00:01:57,528 People don't just do this. 56 00:01:57,596 --> 00:01:59,029 Ron does. India! 57 00:01:59,097 --> 00:02:00,164 There goes the crowd. 58 00:02:00,232 --> 00:02:03,100 India! Oh! India! 59 00:02:03,168 --> 00:02:05,603 India! Going wild! 60 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:06,670 - Oh, my lord. - India! India! 61 00:02:06,738 --> 00:02:08,706 You are so charming and so small. 62 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:10,207 I can't say no to you. Okay. 63 00:02:10,275 --> 00:02:11,242 - Let's do it. - Yay! 64 00:02:11,309 --> 00:02:12,476 Let's go to India! 65 00:02:12,544 --> 00:02:14,245 Yeah. Oh, Yay! 66 00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:15,846 You know my grandfather used to own India, right? 67 00:02:15,914 --> 00:02:17,014 You're kidding. 68 00:02:17,082 --> 00:02:18,048 Ohhh! 69 00:02:18,116 --> 00:02:20,985 This is gonna be so expensive. 70 00:02:21,052 --> 00:02:23,287 I did it! I did it! Maya is actually coming home with me! 71 00:02:23,355 --> 00:02:26,524 I feel like Oprah just gave me a [Singsong voice] car! 72 00:02:26,591 --> 00:02:28,492 - Congrats, dude. - Now the hard part starts. 73 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,660 - Yep. - What? 74 00:02:29,728 --> 00:02:31,462 - Mm-hmm. - That wasn't the hard part? 75 00:02:31,830 --> 00:02:33,831 No. You got to get the ice cream home before it melts. 76 00:02:33,898 --> 00:02:35,365 Yeah, just because a girl says yes to you in the bar 77 00:02:35,433 --> 00:02:38,333 does not mean she's gonna say yes to you when you get home. 78 00:02:38,334 --> 00:02:41,511 There are a million things that can happen on the way home to turn a yes into a no. 79 00:02:41,512 --> 00:02:43,086 - She gets tired. - She gets sober. 80 00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:44,180 You get a mean cab driver. 81 00:02:44,181 --> 00:02:45,390 Take the most direct route home, Tommy. 82 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:46,813 Do not let her talk to anybody. 83 00:02:46,814 --> 00:02:48,373 And don't let her see anything sad. 84 00:02:48,374 --> 00:02:51,129 I once had a hookup ruined by a lost baby shoe on the sidewalk. 85 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,349 You're in a race against time right now. 86 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,365 Do you understand that? 87 00:02:53,366 --> 00:02:55,008 With every passing second, Maya's realizing 88 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:57,149 she does not want to have sex with that lava lamp of a body 89 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:59,310 and she'd rather just go home alone and watch "Nurse Jackie". 90 00:02:59,315 --> 00:03:01,292 I can't compete with Edie Falco. Can you? 91 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:02,198 No. No. 92 00:03:02,199 --> 00:03:03,408 That's what I'm talking about, dude. 93 00:03:03,409 --> 00:03:04,361 Okay. Okay. 94 00:03:04,362 --> 00:03:06,012 Um, how much time do I have to get her home? 95 00:03:06,013 --> 00:03:07,870 - Both: Eight minutes. - Eight minutes?! 96 00:03:07,871 --> 00:03:09,945 Yeah. Why are you even standing here talking to us?! 97 00:03:09,946 --> 00:03:11,388 - I don't know! - Well, then get out of here! 98 00:03:11,389 --> 00:03:13,113 Okay. Move. Move. Watch it, lady. Eye of the tiger. 99 00:03:13,114 --> 00:03:15,907 Excuse me! Out of my way! Get... move it, purple! 100 00:03:15,908 --> 00:03:17,312 Hey. Ladies. 101 00:03:17,313 --> 00:03:20,866 I just wanted to say that it was so nice to meet both of you. 102 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,376 Yeah! Same here, sweetie. 103 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:23,854 Oh, and, hey, good luck with your fella. 104 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:24,890 Thank you. 105 00:03:24,891 --> 00:03:26,801 He is gonna make such a good father. 106 00:03:27,801 --> 00:03:29,508 I mean, from what I know about him. 107 00:03:29,843 --> 00:03:34,215 I don't really, uh, know that much about him... at all. 108 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:36,038 Well, you ran his plates, though, right? 109 00:03:36,039 --> 00:03:37,349 I didn't. I didn't run his plates. 110 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,764 Should I have done that? 111 00:03:38,765 --> 00:03:40,046 Are you insane? 112 00:03:40,047 --> 00:03:41,803 Technically, yeah, actually. 113 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,933 - I was, um, diagnosed, but... - What's his name? 114 00:03:43,934 --> 00:03:45,371 Oh. Okay. 115 00:03:45,372 --> 00:03:47,665 - Um, his name's Cal Harris. - Okay. 116 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:49,124 He's from Greentree, Ohio. 117 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,510 Got him. Hmm. Oh. 118 00:03:50,511 --> 00:03:52,213 He's a trainer at the Eastside Gym. 119 00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:54,639 Oh, and he was a pirate for Halloween. 120 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:55,783 I was a Wench. 121 00:03:55,784 --> 00:03:56,904 Oh, that's cute! 122 00:03:56,905 --> 00:03:58,135 - Ohh. - What? 123 00:03:58,136 --> 00:03:59,863 [Sighs] Wait. What, what, what? What is it? 124 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,701 - He was married. - Shut up. 125 00:04:01,702 --> 00:04:03,937 Yep. To a girl named Rachel. 126 00:04:03,938 --> 00:04:06,138 - He was married? - I'm sure it's no big thing. 127 00:04:06,139 --> 00:04:07,969 Well, it's totally a big thing, and he's a freak. 128 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:10,678 What else don't you know about him? Hmm? 129 00:04:10,679 --> 00:04:12,130 [Sighs] Do you have a gun? 130 00:04:12,131 --> 00:04:13,581 I don't have a gun. 131 00:04:13,582 --> 00:04:15,218 Y... [sighs] I don't have a gun! 132 00:04:15,219 --> 00:04:16,309 You don't need to have a gun. 133 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,579 Cheers. Okay. 134 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:18,849 Hey. Ready to go? 135 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,967 Hey. Yeah, no, I just have to say goodbye to Liv real quick. 136 00:04:20,968 --> 00:04:22,548 Oh. Just saw her. She said not to say goodbye to her, so... 137 00:04:22,549 --> 00:04:24,504 [Chuckling] Oh, really? Why? Why would she say that? 138 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:25,484 I don't know. She's really weird. 139 00:04:25,485 --> 00:04:27,192 Settle down, tiger. There's no rush. 140 00:04:27,193 --> 00:04:28,293 I'm not rushing. Taxi! 141 00:04:28,294 --> 00:04:29,736 [Chuckles] 142 00:04:31,036 --> 00:04:32,986 I totally played my cards wrong tonight, Cal. 143 00:04:32,987 --> 00:04:36,119 I put all my eggs in Jessica's basket, and once again, I find myself 144 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:38,168 on that slow bus to Masturbation Town. 145 00:04:38,169 --> 00:04:39,828 Oh, God. I hate that town. 146 00:04:39,829 --> 00:04:41,358 - Mm-hmm. - Such a lonely town. 147 00:04:43,893 --> 00:04:46,094 Oh, my God. Is that the girl who loves redheads? 148 00:04:46,162 --> 00:04:47,129 Pumpkin pounder. 149 00:04:47,197 --> 00:04:48,864 It's a miracle. 150 00:04:48,932 --> 00:04:50,699 I'm gonna smash her. 151 00:04:50,767 --> 00:04:51,934 Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. 152 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:53,435 [Laughs] 153 00:04:54,403 --> 00:04:56,304 Looking for someone? 154 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,306 You know I am. [Chuckles] 155 00:04:58,373 --> 00:04:59,574 You want to get out of here? 156 00:04:59,641 --> 00:05:00,508 Oh, yeah. 157 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:01,943 [Moans] [Chuckles] 158 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,312 Look at how white your teeth are. I want to lick them. 159 00:05:04,379 --> 00:05:05,613 Bruce? I need to talk to you. 160 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:07,148 Uh, no. Cal said he'd take care of the bill. 161 00:05:07,216 --> 00:05:08,583 And thank you for a wonderful evening. 162 00:05:08,650 --> 00:05:09,917 Oh, but it's about Cal's wife. 163 00:05:10,986 --> 00:05:12,687 Right. 164 00:05:12,755 --> 00:05:14,522 You go get us a cab, okay? 165 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:15,857 - Okay. - Don't look at anyone. 166 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:16,991 [Moans] 167 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:18,960 Oh, it's more orange than I remembered. 168 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,828 [Groans loudly] 169 00:05:21,596 --> 00:05:22,924 You have 90 seconds, lady. 170 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:24,068 Why did Cal get divorced? 171 00:05:24,069 --> 00:05:25,464 Because Rose was a lunatic. 172 00:05:25,465 --> 00:05:26,528 Wait. Who's Rose? 173 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:28,363 Are you saying Cal's been married twice? 174 00:05:28,364 --> 00:05:30,980 No. No, no, no. No. Eve was his only wife. 175 00:05:30,981 --> 00:05:32,854 Eve?! Who the hell's Eve?! 176 00:05:32,855 --> 00:05:34,478 It was not his third wife. I can tell you that much. 177 00:05:34,479 --> 00:05:36,518 Oh, my God! Cal's been married three times? 178 00:05:36,519 --> 00:05:37,825 Nope. You're not hearing me right. 179 00:05:37,826 --> 00:05:39,725 You better tell me the truth, or I'm gonna tell the bouncer 180 00:05:39,726 --> 00:05:41,348 that you touched my boobs, and he will break you arms! 181 00:05:41,349 --> 00:05:42,416 Relax. Okay, listen. 182 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:44,184 Cal was married one time to a beautiful Latin girl, 183 00:05:44,252 --> 00:05:49,267 and her name was Rose Eve... Rachel Garcia Garcia. 184 00:05:49,268 --> 00:05:51,232 "Rose Eve Rachel Garcia Garcia"? 185 00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,685 Are you kidding me? 186 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,376 Yeah, I can't believe they doubled up the last name. 187 00:05:54,377 --> 00:05:55,889 - That's so ridiculous. - Vernon! 188 00:05:55,890 --> 00:05:57,704 - No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! - Has anyone seen Vernon?! 189 00:05:57,705 --> 00:05:58,764 Please. Shh! Please. Shh. Please. 190 00:05:58,765 --> 00:06:01,601 - The truth? - Okay, yeah. 191 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:04,285 Maybe Cal's been married a few more times than most guys, 192 00:06:04,286 --> 00:06:07,436 but... in a generation of guys that never commit, 193 00:06:07,437 --> 00:06:10,781 isn't it refreshing to finally meet a guy who commits all the time? 194 00:06:10,782 --> 00:06:12,004 No! 195 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,688 [Sighs] Okay, look. 196 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:15,630 Cal is one of my best friends. 197 00:06:15,631 --> 00:06:17,623 I promise he won't hurt you, okay? 198 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:18,939 He's one of the good ones. 199 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:22,622 Now, I got to go obliterate this chick before she comes to her senses. 200 00:06:22,689 --> 00:06:26,359 So just bang Cal, okay? Bang Cal. 201 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:30,034 That's a... T-that look is a yes? 202 00:06:30,035 --> 00:06:32,301 Can't tell. That's a yes. Bang Cal. Please. 203 00:06:42,745 --> 00:06:44,903 So, I figured once we land in Mumbai, 204 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,771 we could just find a cool little place to stay, nothi... 205 00:06:47,772 --> 00:06:49,452 Nonsense. I will sort everything out. 206 00:06:49,453 --> 00:06:52,294 Oh. Okay. Great. 207 00:06:52,295 --> 00:06:54,488 Hello, Geoffrey. Sorry to wake you, mate. 208 00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:59,560 Um, I need two last-minute Visas and two first-class tickets to Mumbai 209 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,428 leaving JFK as soon as possible. 210 00:07:01,496 --> 00:07:03,774 Uh, do you want window seat or aisle? 211 00:07:03,775 --> 00:07:06,833 Oh, Jim always took the window seat, so I took the aisle seat. 212 00:07:06,901 --> 00:07:09,799 Right, but... Where would you like to sit? 213 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:11,617 Oh, anything's fine. You pick. 214 00:07:11,618 --> 00:07:13,413 Did I overhear that you're going to India? 215 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:15,932 Yes. Are you from there? 216 00:07:15,933 --> 00:07:17,597 No. I'm from Sweden. 217 00:07:17,598 --> 00:07:20,060 - Really? - No. I'm from India, obviously. 218 00:07:20,061 --> 00:07:22,666 What an amazing coincidence! 219 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:25,264 Let me guess... You read "Eat, Pray, Love", 220 00:07:25,265 --> 00:07:27,365 and now you want to go to India to find yourself. 221 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:28,466 Yes! 222 00:07:28,467 --> 00:07:29,900 Why does whitey love that book? 223 00:07:29,901 --> 00:07:32,102 Uh, did he just call us "whitey"? 224 00:07:33,002 --> 00:07:34,873 - Nice work, lady. - [Chuckling] Thanks. 225 00:07:34,874 --> 00:07:35,928 - Mmm. - Ready? 226 00:07:35,929 --> 00:07:37,163 Oh, yeah. 227 00:07:38,431 --> 00:07:40,231 [Chuckles] That's nice. 228 00:07:40,299 --> 00:07:41,800 Jessica: Get us a taxi. 229 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:42,767 Taxi! 230 00:07:42,835 --> 00:07:44,169 Can you give me a second? 231 00:07:45,271 --> 00:07:46,604 Just one second. 232 00:07:46,672 --> 00:07:48,306 Make it quick. 233 00:07:48,374 --> 00:07:49,474 [Clears throat] 234 00:07:49,542 --> 00:07:51,209 Hey. 235 00:07:51,277 --> 00:07:52,410 Hey. 236 00:07:52,478 --> 00:07:54,346 You see that girl over there? 237 00:07:54,413 --> 00:07:55,714 Yeah. 238 00:07:55,781 --> 00:07:56,948 - She's beautiful. - Yeah. 239 00:07:57,016 --> 00:08:01,186 And for reasons which medical science will probably never be able to explain, 240 00:08:01,253 --> 00:08:03,655 her fantasy is to have sex [Chuckling] with me. 241 00:08:03,723 --> 00:08:04,889 Nice. 242 00:08:04,957 --> 00:08:05,857 [Chuckling] Yeah. Nice. 243 00:08:05,925 --> 00:08:06,791 Thanks, buddy. 244 00:08:11,697 --> 00:08:12,897 But you know what? 245 00:08:12,964 --> 00:08:17,668 I can't help but think that the best part of my night was just talking to you. 246 00:08:20,405 --> 00:08:22,506 So I'm gonna send her home. 247 00:08:22,574 --> 00:08:24,909 If you want to have waffles and some great conversation... 248 00:08:26,611 --> 00:08:29,313 I'll be waiting for you at the diner on Sixth, okay? 249 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:31,549 Okay. 250 00:08:31,616 --> 00:08:33,317 - Okay. - Okay. 251 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:37,521 Hey, nice guy, huh? [Chuckles] 252 00:08:37,589 --> 00:08:38,956 - I'm sorry. - Fine. 253 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:40,057 I'm sorry. 254 00:08:40,124 --> 00:08:41,758 You are. 255 00:08:41,826 --> 00:08:43,427 [Taxi departs] 256 00:08:43,494 --> 00:08:49,433 Curious heart is Furiously falling for you 257 00:08:52,936 --> 00:08:54,670 Oh, God. Here we are, right here on the right. 258 00:08:54,738 --> 00:08:57,439 Oh, my God. This is exciting. 259 00:08:57,507 --> 00:08:59,742 - All right. Come on. - Driver: Uh, it'll be $18.50, please. 260 00:08:59,809 --> 00:09:01,443 Okay. There you go. Thanks. 261 00:09:01,511 --> 00:09:03,412 Oh, whoa! Hey, buddy, you need a receipt? 262 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,580 No, no, no! Just go! 263 00:09:04,648 --> 00:09:06,448 Oh, my God. Is that a lost Teddy Bear? 264 00:09:06,516 --> 00:09:08,250 Oh, my God. No. 265 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:09,885 Nope. [Horn blares] 266 00:09:09,953 --> 00:09:10,986 Well, here's my building. 267 00:09:11,054 --> 00:09:12,254 Oh, nothing sad ever happens here. 268 00:09:12,322 --> 00:09:13,522 [Chuckling] Oh. 269 00:09:13,590 --> 00:09:14,707 [Chuckling] It's right around the corner. 270 00:09:14,708 --> 00:09:15,998 [Chuckles] 271 00:09:16,826 --> 00:09:18,527 Laura? 272 00:09:18,595 --> 00:09:19,628 Hey, Tom. 273 00:09:19,696 --> 00:09:21,063 [Sighs] 274 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:27,102 I'm getting us a suite at The Four Seasons Mumbai. 275 00:09:27,170 --> 00:09:29,604 Would you like a city view or a river view? 276 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:32,688 Oh. I thought we would just kind of rough it. 277 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:36,625 You know, stay in a youth hostel or sleep in the jungle. 278 00:09:36,626 --> 00:09:40,158 Ah, yes. Maybe you could rent an Indian boy to ride around on. 279 00:09:40,159 --> 00:09:41,661 Do people do that? 280 00:09:41,662 --> 00:09:42,803 Oh, my God! 281 00:09:42,804 --> 00:09:46,004 - Wh... - So, city view or river view? 282 00:09:46,005 --> 00:09:47,373 Uh, I don't know. 283 00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:49,238 Jim always would take the city view. 284 00:09:49,239 --> 00:09:51,926 Right, but, again, what sort of view would you like? 285 00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:53,872 I don't know, Ron! Just pick one! 286 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:55,604 Hey. I'm sorry. 287 00:09:55,605 --> 00:09:57,309 I was just trying to help. 288 00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:58,735 Have I done something wrong? 289 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:00,308 No. I'm sorry. 290 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,904 It's just... our cab driver's kind of killing my India buzz. 291 00:10:03,905 --> 00:10:05,713 Don't go to India. Go to Las Vegas. 292 00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:07,257 They have a candy museum. 293 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,044 [Sighs] 294 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:13,079 So, what are you doing here? 295 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:15,148 I thought I was over you, 296 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,950 but seeing you at the bar tonight brought it all back. 297 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,854 I want to change for you, Tom. 298 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,290 I want to be the amazing woman that you deserve. 299 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,096 Should I go, maybe? 300 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,032 Who's your little friend? 301 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:33,966 Mm. 302 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,134 Oh, this is Maya. 303 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:36,468 Friend from Book Group? 304 00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:38,137 Oh, no. We met tonight at the bar. 305 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,139 Wait. You got her to come home with you? 306 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,275 Yeah. I was pretty shocked, too. 307 00:10:43,342 --> 00:10:44,576 I think we all were. 308 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,678 No, seriously. Is she, like, a prostitute or something? 309 00:10:46,746 --> 00:10:48,680 Oh, no, but I get that a lot. 310 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,015 [Inhales deeply] 311 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,883 Look, don't give up on us, Tom. 312 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:55,253 Don't throw away the last eight years of our lives. 313 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,556 Don't throw away "Dunstan Street" and "Mike's Ice Cream" 314 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:00,224 and... "Tickle Party". 315 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:01,426 I love "Tickle Party". 316 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:02,960 I don't... Even want to know. 317 00:11:03,028 --> 00:11:05,063 [Keys jingle] 318 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:06,164 [Sighs] 319 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:08,900 Oh, boy. 320 00:11:10,602 --> 00:11:11,669 [Sighs] 321 00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:14,205 I had such a nice time with you tonight. 322 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:17,241 But Laura and I have been through so much together, 323 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:21,378 and if there's any chance in saving it, I-I've got to try. 324 00:11:24,349 --> 00:11:25,249 Yeah. 325 00:11:25,717 --> 00:11:27,985 Um... 326 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:29,586 Yeah, okay. 327 00:11:32,724 --> 00:11:35,326 I'll never forget you, Maya! 328 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:39,764 We'll always have that random bar we m... we met in to... tonight. 329 00:11:49,808 --> 00:11:51,675 [Blows] 330 00:12:05,782 --> 00:12:07,757 Fab: Tonight was a total disaster. 331 00:12:07,758 --> 00:12:08,799 Tell me about it. 332 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:11,954 The guy I like... Cal... He's been married three times. 333 00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:14,229 - Yeah. - I don't know what I'm gonna do. 334 00:12:14,264 --> 00:12:15,219 At least you found someone. 335 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:19,524 I'm the hottest girl in the bar, and yet here I am, all alone. 336 00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:21,261 You're not all alone. 337 00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:24,223 [Singsong voice] There's one last Hawaiian. 338 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:28,016 [Chuckles] 339 00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:29,717 3:00 A.M. whatever. I'd hit that. 340 00:12:29,718 --> 00:12:33,081 [Chuckles] Oh, you're serious. 341 00:12:33,082 --> 00:12:35,167 I never say no to the unknown. 342 00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,879 Plus, I like his hat. 343 00:12:40,648 --> 00:12:42,482 Take me home, "Hawaii Five-0". 344 00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:45,418 Aloha. [Chuckles] 345 00:12:45,486 --> 00:12:47,687 Can I jump on your back? 346 00:12:47,755 --> 00:12:49,088 [Grunts] 347 00:12:51,492 --> 00:12:53,993 [Cellphone rings] 348 00:12:54,061 --> 00:12:55,728 [Cellphone beeps] 349 00:12:55,796 --> 00:12:57,751 - Hey, Liv. - Hey. 350 00:12:57,752 --> 00:13:00,571 I just wanted to tell you that Ron and I are going to India. 351 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,013 [Chuckles] Hilarious. 352 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,185 No, we're, like, going to India tonight. 353 00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:06,532 [Chuckling] What? Okay, when's your flight? 354 00:13:06,533 --> 00:13:09,018 Uh, I-I forget. Ron took care of it. 355 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:10,245 Where are you guys staying? 356 00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:13,297 Someplace nice. Ron... took care of that, too. 357 00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:15,175 Okay, but this is your trip, right? 358 00:13:15,176 --> 00:13:16,950 Yes! Yes. 359 00:13:16,951 --> 00:13:20,141 Ron is just taking care of the flight and the hotel. 360 00:13:20,142 --> 00:13:22,073 And the elephant tour. 361 00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:24,525 Sounds like you're letting Ron call all of the shots 362 00:13:24,526 --> 00:13:26,398 because you're too nice to say what you want. 363 00:13:27,598 --> 00:13:29,194 I-I don't want to talk about this anymore. 364 00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:31,363 Uh, how is Tom? 365 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:33,899 Not great. 366 00:13:34,367 --> 00:13:36,301 He's back with his ex. 367 00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:38,503 What? I'm sorry, babe. 368 00:13:38,571 --> 00:13:39,604 It's fine. I'm fine. 369 00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:41,006 You don't sound fine. 370 00:13:41,073 --> 00:13:43,775 You sound like someone just touched your butt on the subway. 371 00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:45,410 [Chuckles] 372 00:13:46,378 --> 00:13:48,012 Liv, he was with her for eight years. 373 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:49,813 I met him tonight. What do you want me to do? 374 00:13:49,881 --> 00:13:51,315 You know what's funny about you? 375 00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:55,953 You are so badass, and everyone at work is so scared of you, 376 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:58,656 but when it comes to maybe getting hurt emotionally, 377 00:13:58,723 --> 00:14:00,491 you are such a chicken. 378 00:14:00,559 --> 00:14:01,458 I'm a what? 379 00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:03,894 [Clucking] 380 00:14:03,962 --> 00:14:06,330 Okay. That's very funny. 381 00:14:06,398 --> 00:14:08,165 [Clucking continues] 382 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:11,302 All right! Thank you. I got to go. 383 00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:14,437 Why? Is it feeding time? 384 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:16,473 [Chuckles] 385 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,841 [Cellphone beeps] 386 00:14:17,908 --> 00:14:20,610 Ohhhhhhhhh 387 00:14:20,678 --> 00:14:22,612 Oh wh-o-o-o-o-oa 388 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:25,048 Oh, oh, ohhhhhhh 389 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,334 Ron: Thanks, Geoffrey. 390 00:14:31,335 --> 00:14:33,621 Cheers, mate. Bye. [Cellphone beeps] 391 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,452 Okay. Everything is arranged. 392 00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:37,326 I got you a window seat. I hope that's okay. 393 00:14:39,326 --> 00:14:43,530 I don't... I don't know if that's okay. 394 00:14:45,466 --> 00:14:47,047 [Chuckles] I'm 28 years old, and I don't... 395 00:14:47,048 --> 00:14:50,182 I don't know if I'm a window or an aisle. How sad is that? 396 00:14:50,183 --> 00:14:53,595 As things go... Not that sad. 397 00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,367 My whole life, I've been saying, "anything's fine," 398 00:14:57,368 --> 00:14:58,823 and now I don't know what I like 399 00:14:58,824 --> 00:15:02,348 or what I want or who I am. 400 00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:03,678 Well, then... 401 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:06,858 Let's dedicate this trip to figuring that out. 402 00:15:11,941 --> 00:15:13,857 I would love to say yes to that. 403 00:15:13,858 --> 00:15:16,400 But I think... 404 00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:20,336 I think I need to do this on my own. 405 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:23,422 [Chuckles] Liv, I think we've had a late night... 406 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,892 Please don't try to talk me out of this. 407 00:15:25,893 --> 00:15:28,785 Because you totally could. 408 00:15:39,419 --> 00:15:41,552 I'm so sorry, Ron. 409 00:15:41,553 --> 00:15:47,002 I never could have done any of this without you. 410 00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:48,832 Liv, come on. Let's talk about it. 411 00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:49,831 Don't leave now. 412 00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:50,945 Liv, come on. 413 00:15:50,946 --> 00:15:52,537 Liv. 414 00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:09,470 [Keys jingle] 415 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:26,779 First time I looked Straight into her eyes 416 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,578 I saw the future 417 00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:30,113 You look hot when you run. 418 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,303 Oh, thanks. 419 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:32,802 I'm sorry I took so long. 420 00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:34,349 [Panting] Oh, no. Is everything okay? 421 00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,920 I was freaking out a little bit 422 00:16:36,921 --> 00:16:38,241 because Bruce might have mentioned 423 00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:39,945 that you've been married three times. 424 00:16:39,946 --> 00:16:42,329 I am gonna kill that big, red idiot. I'm gonna kill him. 425 00:16:42,330 --> 00:16:43,656 No, no, no. I'm okay with it. 426 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:44,906 Oh. 427 00:16:44,907 --> 00:16:46,167 No. I'm not really. 428 00:16:47,892 --> 00:16:50,270 Kacey, look, I have made a lot of mistakes, 429 00:16:50,271 --> 00:16:52,580 and I am happy to tell you about all of them. 430 00:16:52,581 --> 00:16:54,502 I mean, it may take a few days, but I'll do it. 431 00:16:54,503 --> 00:16:55,901 And when I'm done, 432 00:16:55,902 --> 00:16:59,055 even if I really, really want to, I promise... 433 00:16:59,056 --> 00:17:02,704 - I won't marry you, okay? - [Chuckling] Okay. 434 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:05,087 We'll take it slow. 435 00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:09,595 Mmm. 436 00:17:10,578 --> 00:17:11,860 [Sighs] 437 00:17:11,861 --> 00:17:14,242 Slow's good. We'll take it slow. 438 00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:16,880 [Moans] [Moans loudly] 439 00:17:18,251 --> 00:17:20,551 - Yes. - [Gasps] 440 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:23,007 - Where do you live? - I don't know. 441 00:17:27,557 --> 00:17:30,926 Do you know how many diners are in this neighborhood? 442 00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:33,996 [Chuckling] No. Sit down. 443 00:17:34,064 --> 00:17:36,165 Yeah, well, um, I realized 444 00:17:36,232 --> 00:17:39,201 that talking to you was the best part of my night, too. 445 00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,036 That must have been very frustrating to realize. 446 00:17:41,104 --> 00:17:43,072 You have no idea. [Chuckles] 447 00:17:43,139 --> 00:17:45,195 [Chuckles] You still want those waffles? 448 00:17:45,196 --> 00:17:47,117 I'm starving. 449 00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,947 Hey, Hairnet! 450 00:17:48,948 --> 00:17:51,971 Two orders of waffles... On the double! 451 00:17:51,972 --> 00:17:54,111 Chop-chop, you old [Chuckling] bag of bones. 452 00:17:54,112 --> 00:17:56,056 No, it was a crazy night. 453 00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:57,934 I, uh, I punched two people tonight. 454 00:17:57,935 --> 00:17:59,568 - What?! - [Door thuds] 455 00:17:59,569 --> 00:18:00,622 Maya? 456 00:18:00,689 --> 00:18:02,827 Nope. Now it's my turn to talk. 457 00:18:02,828 --> 00:18:04,832 - Yes, ma'am. - This chick sucks. 458 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,355 I beg your pardon? 459 00:18:06,356 --> 00:18:08,376 Trust me... I know "Mean Girls", 460 00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:10,469 and this chick hasn't changed at all. 461 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:13,174 She's just lonely, and she misses being taken care of. 462 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,687 And she thinks that you're so much of a sap 463 00:18:14,688 --> 00:18:16,640 that you're actually gonna be willing to take her back. 464 00:18:16,641 --> 00:18:18,012 So, are you? 465 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,944 Are you still a sniveling little bitch? 466 00:18:19,945 --> 00:18:22,577 Or are you ready to be a man? 467 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,445 Look, Tom. 468 00:18:27,047 --> 00:18:28,114 I like you. 469 00:18:31,085 --> 00:18:32,518 You know, you make me feel things 470 00:18:32,586 --> 00:18:35,622 that I haven't felt in a really long time... 471 00:18:35,689 --> 00:18:38,057 Maybe... ever. 472 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,860 [Voice breaking] And that... 473 00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:42,495 Is really scary for me. 474 00:18:42,563 --> 00:18:44,764 But... I think... 475 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,001 We have a good thing here, and I wanted to see where it goes. 476 00:18:53,139 --> 00:18:54,298 [Sighs] 477 00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:58,210 Tom! 478 00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:01,580 Thomas Svensen! Hey! Moron! 479 00:19:01,648 --> 00:19:03,715 I am not gonna ask you again. 480 00:19:03,783 --> 00:19:05,751 Oh... oh, my God. Are you waving at me? 481 00:19:05,818 --> 00:19:07,819 Se... seriously? Oh, no. 482 00:19:07,887 --> 00:19:09,054 No, no, no. 483 00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:16,728 I spent too much time Walking in a cool way 484 00:19:16,796 --> 00:19:19,124 Can we please have sex now? 485 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,841 [Chuckles] 486 00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:27,661 I have never seen someone get so many waffles. 487 00:19:27,662 --> 00:19:29,942 Yeah, well, I have six in my pocket right now. 488 00:19:29,943 --> 00:19:31,711 [Laughs] [Chuckles] 489 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,247 [Inhales, sighs] Well, that was nice. 490 00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:37,137 - Yeah, it really was. - Yeah. 491 00:19:37,138 --> 00:19:39,012 Maybe we could be friends. 492 00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:41,886 Yeah. I... I don't think I've ever had a friend 493 00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:43,020 who was a girl before. 494 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:46,023 [Chuckles] I know. It's weird. But... 495 00:19:46,091 --> 00:19:47,858 I-I-I think it could actually work. 496 00:19:47,926 --> 00:19:49,260 - That could work. - Yeah. 497 00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:51,829 I mean, I'm still gonna try to bang you every chance I get. 498 00:19:51,897 --> 00:19:53,597 Oh, right. Obviously. I mean, I'd be insulted if you didn't. 499 00:19:53,665 --> 00:19:55,702 - Right. - Come here. 500 00:19:55,703 --> 00:19:57,561 [Both chuckle] 501 00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,220 Oh, my God. Is that your... 502 00:19:59,221 --> 00:20:00,665 Please don't let go. 503 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,951 [Laughs] You're bad. 504 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,496 All right, get out of here! Go home. 505 00:20:04,497 --> 00:20:06,159 [Chuckles] 506 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,010 You can't stare at my butt anymore. 507 00:20:08,011 --> 00:20:10,107 Hey, I stare at all my friends' butts! 508 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,729 Yeah, I know, and it's weird! 509 00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:13,457 I'm a little weird. Get used to it. 510 00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:16,548 [Chuckles] 511 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,016 Whoo! 512 00:20:20,024 --> 00:20:21,658 What's up, man? Up top. 513 00:20:21,725 --> 00:20:24,294 Bruce: A lot can happen in one night. 514 00:20:24,361 --> 00:20:27,597 Sometimes you meet someone great. 515 00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,967 Sometimes you get your heart broken. 516 00:20:31,035 --> 00:20:33,336 Sometimes nothing changes at all. 517 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:34,771 [Sighs] 518 00:20:34,838 --> 00:20:37,140 But sometimes... 519 00:20:37,207 --> 00:20:38,641 Just sometimes... 520 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:40,777 Everything does. 521 00:20:41,116 --> 00:20:43,701 [Laughs] 522 00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:56,811 [Hawaiian music plays] 523 00:20:58,179 --> 00:21:00,080 [Snorting] 524 00:21:01,983 --> 00:21:03,517 [Screams] 525 00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:05,018 [Pig squeals] 526 00:21:05,086 --> 00:21:07,620 - Pono?! - Piko! Off the bed. 527 00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:08,936 There's a pig in the bed. There's a pig in the bed. 528 00:21:08,937 --> 00:21:11,254 You know what? I got to go. 529 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,326 You want some breakfast? 530 00:21:13,394 --> 00:21:16,997 I got Spam, Mahimahi, got some orange soda. 531 00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:18,332 Uh, you know, I'm good. 532 00:21:18,399 --> 00:21:19,966 You... you want to watch "Lilo and Stitch"? 533 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,768 Oh... it's okay. 534 00:21:21,836 --> 00:21:24,338 But... definitely call me, okay? 535 00:21:24,405 --> 00:21:26,540 Last night was intense. 536 00:21:26,607 --> 00:21:28,875 - Yeah. - [Chuckling] Yeah. 537 00:21:28,943 --> 00:21:31,411 [Sighs] Ohh. 538 00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:32,746 Oh. 539 00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:37,284 Mahalo nui loa. 540 00:21:37,352 --> 00:21:39,720 Mahalo alleluia. 541 00:21:39,721 --> 00:21:41,221 Sync and corrected by thatjulio www.addic7ed.com 542 00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:45,821 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38560

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