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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:32,621 --> 00:00:34,621 "Kaaleen bhaiya" 2 00:00:37,221 --> 00:00:39,701 "King of Mirzapur" 3 00:00:46,861 --> 00:00:49,661 So, motherfucker, I guess that makes me a...? 4 00:00:50,301 --> 00:00:51,461 Prince. 5 00:00:56,781 --> 00:00:57,981 Prince. 6 00:01:17,341 --> 00:01:18,741 Here you go, Munna bhaiya. 7 00:01:19,381 --> 00:01:20,701 Got it for free! 8 00:01:21,141 --> 00:01:23,621 I just had to mention Kaaleen bhaiya's name. 9 00:01:26,301 --> 00:01:28,421 Leeching off someone else's power... 10 00:01:29,301 --> 00:01:31,341 ...won't get you very far, Compounder. 11 00:01:33,701 --> 00:01:35,301 Get in, take the beer. 12 00:02:26,821 --> 00:02:27,941 Oh, man! 13 00:02:36,861 --> 00:02:40,021 Look at them wagging their fucking asses, the bloody cunts. 14 00:02:41,701 --> 00:02:43,021 Let's fix this. 15 00:02:44,621 --> 00:02:45,781 Let's go, Compounder. 16 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:39,101 Hey there, take it easy. Take it easy, pal. 17 00:03:41,861 --> 00:03:43,581 Who are you, man? 18 00:03:45,941 --> 00:03:46,541 I'll tell you... 19 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:47,421 Fuck! 20 00:03:48,301 --> 00:03:51,581 Come on, asshole. Dance. 21 00:03:52,381 --> 00:03:53,901 Do you know the Hrithik Roshan step? Do it. 22 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:56,341 Go on. Like this. 23 00:03:56,421 --> 00:03:57,861 Whoa! Look at that! 24 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,701 Next, next, next, which one next? 25 00:04:02,861 --> 00:04:06,341 - Cobra dance! - Yes, cobra dance! 26 00:04:09,221 --> 00:04:10,541 - Now, do the lightning! - Oh, yeah! Yeah! 27 00:04:10,621 --> 00:04:12,741 Fly the kite! 28 00:05:07,461 --> 00:05:08,661 Fixed them proper. 29 00:06:36,141 --> 00:06:38,541 Greetings Kaaleen bhaiya. 30 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:21,661 Maqbool... 31 00:07:21,981 --> 00:07:22,581 Yes? 32 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:24,501 Lala has kept his word. 33 00:07:25,101 --> 00:07:27,381 The dark chocolate is top-notch, it'll give an effective high. 34 00:07:28,221 --> 00:07:31,021 Increase our carpet production. 35 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,381 Yes sir. 36 00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:34,301 And what about the guns? 37 00:07:34,901 --> 00:07:35,821 Ready to ship. 38 00:07:38,701 --> 00:07:40,461 He's here, Bhaiyaji is here. 39 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:46,061 Greetings, sir. 40 00:07:46,941 --> 00:07:48,781 Could I get a minute with Kaaleen bhaiya? 41 00:07:49,981 --> 00:07:51,821 He's our guy from Tulsi Chowk. 42 00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:57,781 Sir, I'm one of your gun distributors. 43 00:07:58,421 --> 00:08:01,461 This man bought a homespun gun from me. The gun - 44 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:04,541 Sir! I squeezed the trigger, and it blew up in my hand. 45 00:08:07,421 --> 00:08:09,861 So what, you decided to land up on my doorstep, motherfucker? 46 00:08:09,981 --> 00:08:15,341 No, sir! I didn't want to, but he insisted. 47 00:08:16,661 --> 00:08:18,061 Didn't you test it before buying it? 48 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,781 How much did you pay for it? 49 00:08:21,741 --> 00:08:23,581 Er... 1500. 50 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:31,941 What do you expect for 1500? A fucking AK-47? 51 00:08:34,661 --> 00:08:37,421 Maqbool, give him another one. 52 00:08:37,981 --> 00:08:39,621 Give him a loaded one. 53 00:08:45,581 --> 00:08:46,221 Take it. 54 00:08:52,621 --> 00:08:55,101 Well? Try it. 55 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:01,981 Go ahead. 56 00:09:04,741 --> 00:09:06,061 Sir, I am right-handed. 57 00:09:07,141 --> 00:09:09,741 You were. Now, you're left-handed. 58 00:09:10,821 --> 00:09:13,701 You'll be eating and wiping your ass with that one hand the rest of your life. 59 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:14,861 Go on, try it. 60 00:09:43,861 --> 00:09:45,261 You, come here. 61 00:09:46,141 --> 00:09:46,941 Yes, sir? 62 00:09:47,341 --> 00:09:51,581 Here. Take him to the hospital. 63 00:09:58,741 --> 00:10:03,221 Maqbool, we have to do something about these guns. 64 00:10:03,381 --> 00:10:05,981 It's bad for business. 65 00:10:19,181 --> 00:10:24,181 Friends, who will let a new day dawn upon your lives? 66 00:10:24,661 --> 00:10:29,581 Who will liberate Gajjumal College from Munna Tripathi's terrorism? 67 00:10:29,941 --> 00:10:32,461 Who will usher in peace and prosperity? 68 00:10:33,021 --> 00:10:36,421 I will! Yes, me... Deepu Singh! 69 00:10:36,821 --> 00:10:40,421 Vote for me as your President! 70 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:44,901 Create a better future for your college and yourselves! 71 00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:08,301 Your wrists are strong enough, Guddu bhaiya. Now study a bit too. 72 00:11:12,341 --> 00:11:13,981 Oi, Mr Hulk. 73 00:11:14,621 --> 00:11:17,421 Stand up! What is the next journal entry? 74 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,701 On your feet, boy! 75 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:38,661 This gorilla-like body that you're building, it complements your mind. 76 00:11:39,581 --> 00:11:41,421 Both thick. 77 00:11:44,741 --> 00:11:46,461 You've been flunking for the past 2 years. 78 00:11:46,741 --> 00:11:48,421 Is this your personal 5-year plan? 79 00:11:49,821 --> 00:11:52,101 Sit down. Thickhead. 80 00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:58,781 What are you laughing about? 81 00:11:59,381 --> 00:12:00,541 He just called me a dickhead. 82 00:12:00,621 --> 00:12:01,701 I'm going to pound his face into the ground. 83 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,981 Not dickhead, he's calling you a thickhead. 84 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:05,701 It's 'Th', not 'D'. 85 00:12:06,261 --> 00:12:09,181 Thickhead as in... stupid. Slow-witted. 86 00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:13,021 Oh, then it's alright. 87 00:12:15,141 --> 00:12:17,661 If I had any sense, I wouldn't have rolled down into your class. 88 00:12:17,781 --> 00:12:19,941 Yeah, that's why I keep saying, study a little. 89 00:12:20,101 --> 00:12:21,741 Studying won't do fuckall for me, Bablu. 90 00:12:21,861 --> 00:12:24,701 The reservation quota kids will take away all the seats, anyway. 91 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:28,741 You know my plan, bro. I'm going to win the Mr Purvanchal title this year. 92 00:12:29,301 --> 00:12:31,061 Fifty-one grand prize money. 93 00:12:31,461 --> 00:12:32,701 Kaaleen bhaiya is the sponsor. 94 00:12:32,781 --> 00:12:34,581 He's gonna hand me the trophy himself. 95 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,301 Right. 96 00:12:37,141 --> 00:12:38,301 Just wait and watch. 97 00:12:44,861 --> 00:12:46,141 Morning, morning! 98 00:12:46,261 --> 00:12:49,781 If you want to remove tyranny from this college, then give me your vote. 99 00:12:49,821 --> 00:12:51,341 Deepu Singh! Remember the name! 100 00:12:51,461 --> 00:12:52,661 Vote for Deepu Singh. 101 00:12:56,781 --> 00:12:59,621 Hey! Deepu bro! 102 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,101 Hey! Well, go after him. Get the bastard. 103 00:13:05,821 --> 00:13:07,901 Oi! Stop! 104 00:13:08,101 --> 00:13:09,341 Get him. Get him! 105 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,941 Making us run in the morning. 106 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,621 Motherfucker. 107 00:13:16,861 --> 00:13:18,781 Giving us the damn college tour. 108 00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:24,821 Hey, labcoat! Where did he go? 109 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,621 Are you gonna tell us or should I teach you some chemistry? 110 00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,381 Get the fucker! 111 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:33,941 Hit me with the bottle, will you? 112 00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:35,061 Stop running! 113 00:13:38,341 --> 00:13:39,661 Shat your pants, Mr Politician? 114 00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:44,741 Shit! 115 00:13:46,901 --> 00:13:48,181 Go on. Right inside. 116 00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:04,221 Bitch is making us work off that big breakfast. 117 00:14:04,981 --> 00:14:05,901 Good morning, sir. 118 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,261 Well, asshole? 119 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:12,421 Why are y'all turning around? 120 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,781 Is there a movie playing back there? 121 00:14:13,941 --> 00:14:14,501 Solve the problem. 122 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,261 Bablu, did you see that? 123 00:14:16,621 --> 00:14:18,141 The way Munna bhaiya made the fucker run. 124 00:14:18,261 --> 00:14:20,421 Drop it. Drop it. 125 00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:22,861 How many times have I told you? 126 00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:26,461 You nerdy bookworms need to stay out of politics. 127 00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:30,181 Study hard, get a government job. 128 00:14:30,301 --> 00:14:31,621 Run the nation. 129 00:14:31,781 --> 00:14:35,301 But no, you've got bloody ants crawling up your ass crack. 130 00:14:35,701 --> 00:14:36,981 Fuckface. 131 00:14:37,101 --> 00:14:39,581 But, no! You want to contest elections, canvass support! 132 00:14:40,141 --> 00:14:41,261 Oi, fucker. 133 00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:52,101 Come on, get up. 134 00:14:52,301 --> 00:14:55,861 Do you know who I am? Munna Tripathi. 135 00:14:56,461 --> 00:14:58,261 King of Gajjumal College. 136 00:14:59,461 --> 00:15:03,901 So fucker, when I stand for elections, the result is a given. 137 00:15:04,581 --> 00:15:05,341 Right? 138 00:15:05,701 --> 00:15:07,421 It's not hard to understand. 139 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,581 Hmm... Scissor him up. 140 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:12,821 No, bhaiya! 141 00:15:13,221 --> 00:15:13,981 Should I take the penalty? 142 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:15,701 Yes, bhaiyaji. 143 00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:18,701 What a goal! 144 00:15:19,581 --> 00:15:22,421 Thus, both of Khanna's FDs had to be cracked open. 145 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:28,981 You! Evening tea and snacks in the canteen. 146 00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:30,461 Put it on my tab. 147 00:15:30,701 --> 00:15:35,181 Munna bhaiya! Make it eggs. Fifty. 148 00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:37,421 He wants to be the Great Khali. 149 00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:41,341 You can have the tea then, sir. 150 00:15:41,581 --> 00:15:42,141 Let's go. 151 00:15:42,261 --> 00:15:43,741 Why'd you trip up Deepu Singh? 152 00:15:44,581 --> 00:15:47,381 Didn't you see how impressed Munna bhaiya was? 153 00:15:55,181 --> 00:15:56,461 What are you doing? 154 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:59,981 You wear such tight leggings! Your gait is hypnotizing. 155 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:03,261 No wonder guys end up taking the town tour when they're trailing after you. 156 00:16:04,621 --> 00:16:06,301 Have a little shame, Sweety. 157 00:16:06,461 --> 00:16:08,021 Oh, around you as well? 158 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:14,501 But, seriously, when a guy has his eyes on you, doesn't that make you strut? 159 00:16:14,901 --> 00:16:15,901 Oh, is that so? 160 00:16:16,021 --> 00:16:18,701 Then how come you haven't taken my brother out on a date yet? 161 00:16:18,901 --> 00:16:21,981 Why should I take him out? Am I the man or is he? 162 00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:23,741 Every date in the calendar will run out... 163 00:16:23,821 --> 00:16:25,421 ...but your brother will never have the guts to ask me out. 164 00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,261 He shits bricks when I'm around. 165 00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:34,661 Watch. 166 00:16:40,981 --> 00:16:42,541 You've built a great body. 167 00:16:42,661 --> 00:16:45,861 Now, if anyone were to harass me, you'd come to my rescue, right? 168 00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,341 Sure, 'coz he's got nothing better to do. 169 00:16:48,621 --> 00:16:49,861 "Saving" the likes of you. 170 00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:52,061 Why don't you hire a bodyguard? 171 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:54,221 Will you be my bodyguard? 172 00:16:57,821 --> 00:17:00,581 Show me. Show me them boulders. 173 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:07,781 Oh, come on! Blow 'em up, like a balloon. 174 00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:30,101 Huh! Don't ever touch me... 175 00:17:32,101 --> 00:17:33,261 ...without my permission. 176 00:17:34,981 --> 00:17:37,181 If I tell my father, you'll be beaten black and blue. 177 00:17:37,781 --> 00:17:39,021 You know he's a policeman, right? 178 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:41,381 It'll be the third degree for you. 179 00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:44,781 Your ass will be so sore, you won't be able to sit for a week. 180 00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,141 Oww... let me go. 181 00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:49,901 Just wait till we get home. 182 00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:52,461 If you like Guddu bhaiya, tell him. 183 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:55,461 If not, move on. Don't mess around. 184 00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,741 If a girl is beautiful, she can do what she wants. 185 00:18:00,101 --> 00:18:02,781 I am beautiful, aren't I? 186 00:18:10,301 --> 00:18:11,141 Bye. 187 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:21,181 Bye. 188 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,621 Got a match, Mr Pandit? 189 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:48,741 I don't smoke. 190 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:53,261 Just wanted to clean my ear. I don't smoke either. 191 00:18:55,461 --> 00:18:57,101 When's the hearing? 192 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:58,501 In ten minutes. 193 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,821 This case, it's Mr Yadav's man. 194 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,381 I need you to take it easy in court 195 00:19:04,941 --> 00:19:06,381 and ensure a 'not guilty' verdict. 196 00:19:09,261 --> 00:19:10,461 Not guilty. 197 00:19:23,341 --> 00:19:24,501 Get up, bastard. 198 00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:28,421 Motherfucker, this is a courthouse. 199 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,901 You've made a mockery of it. Cocksucker! 200 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:38,021 Whoreshit! Get out! 201 00:19:38,741 --> 00:19:40,181 Asshole! 202 00:19:40,261 --> 00:19:41,301 Ramakant! 203 00:19:41,621 --> 00:19:43,141 Mr Pandit! Let him go! 204 00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,981 He's shitting bricks. 205 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:46,741 Don't show your face here ever again! 206 00:19:46,821 --> 00:19:48,621 Mr Pandit, Mr Pandit! Let him go! 207 00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:50,261 Listen to me. 208 00:19:50,581 --> 00:19:52,381 C'mon, he's shitting bricks. Let him go. 209 00:19:52,461 --> 00:19:53,861 They're termites, Judge. 210 00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,381 They've destroyed the bloody town. 211 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:56,741 What can you do, Mr Pandit? 212 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,141 Go, man, go. 213 00:19:58,901 --> 00:19:59,941 You watch out. 214 00:20:00,661 --> 00:20:01,701 Get lost, motherfucker. 215 00:20:01,981 --> 00:20:03,381 Should I throw you in lockup? 216 00:20:03,581 --> 00:20:04,261 Get out! 217 00:20:07,141 --> 00:20:08,701 Come, let's go in. 218 00:20:08,901 --> 00:20:11,661 I'm the groom's uncle, and this is... 219 00:20:11,781 --> 00:20:15,061 My brother-in-law, the groom's father. 220 00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:19,221 Sir, you will take the case, right? 221 00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:22,781 Three lawyers have already refused. 222 00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:26,701 May I see the file? 223 00:20:27,181 --> 00:20:28,541 Here. 224 00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:37,501 This is the wedding procession. And this... 225 00:20:37,581 --> 00:20:41,301 This boy fired the gun. I witnessed it. 226 00:20:43,221 --> 00:20:45,021 This boy fired the gun? 227 00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:49,741 I'm definitely taking the case. 228 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:53,741 Leave behind the file, I'll study it. 229 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:58,901 Sir... You won't change your mind later, right? 230 00:20:59,141 --> 00:21:00,581 Don't worry about me. 231 00:21:00,941 --> 00:21:03,261 Are you sure you won't change your mind later? 232 00:21:04,461 --> 00:21:10,581 East or west, Munna bhaiya is the best! 233 00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:12,901 You guys already know me. 234 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:16,581 Phoolchand Tripathi, aka Munna. 235 00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,261 Who's the best? 236 00:21:19,381 --> 00:21:21,141 Munna bhaiya! 237 00:21:21,221 --> 00:21:22,581 -Can I say something? -Yeah? 238 00:21:23,101 --> 00:21:27,341 No offence, but Phoolchand Tripathi is a pretty lame name. 239 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:31,941 Motherfucker, don't make me pulverize your nose. Shut up and cheer. 240 00:21:33,701 --> 00:21:38,421 East or west! Munna bhaiya's the best! 241 00:21:38,541 --> 00:21:41,341 Long live Munna bhaiya! 242 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,141 That guy. That's Mr Purvanchal. 243 00:21:44,381 --> 00:21:45,101 Who? 244 00:21:45,301 --> 00:21:47,541 That guy, the one who's flexing. 245 00:21:49,501 --> 00:21:50,941 This year, I'll win the contest. 246 00:21:51,821 --> 00:21:53,621 And then I'll win Mr Uttar Pradesh; 247 00:21:53,941 --> 00:21:55,341 and finally Mr India. 248 00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:59,341 My face will be on billboards everywhere and that's when I'll start up 'Guddu Gym'. 249 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,261 Thuggery has increased in college. 250 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,261 Students are getting beaten up in class. 251 00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:05,821 This won't be allowed to go on any longer. 252 00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:09,261 No more, no more! Hooliganism, no more. 253 00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,621 Munna bhaiya's riding the gravy train. 254 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:17,221 Thrash anybody, screw with the teacher. Huh? 255 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:19,421 Girls constantly throwing themselves at him... 256 00:22:19,541 --> 00:22:21,421 ...and that sexy ride. 257 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:26,021 When you gun it to 100, it feels like a million bucks. 258 00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:33,341 Life oughta be lived like this! 259 00:22:33,661 --> 00:22:35,821 Otherwise, hell, even the hair on your balls is alive. 260 00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:42,981 Motherfucking son of a bitch. 261 00:22:44,621 --> 00:22:47,661 If we had a Vespa, then this fucking bullshit wouldn't happen. 262 00:22:54,261 --> 00:22:56,701 Hey! Guddu bhaiya, why are you freaking out? 263 00:22:56,781 --> 00:22:58,021 It's just a chain that's fallen off! 264 00:22:58,101 --> 00:23:01,821 Yeah, and what about my pride that's ground to dust? Mother- 265 00:23:02,301 --> 00:23:05,181 Guddu bhaiya, stop! Enough! Enough, enough! 266 00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:08,021 You've smashed the cycle to pieces, bro. Enough! 267 00:23:15,381 --> 00:23:17,941 Did you speak to Papa again about going to Lucknow? 268 00:23:21,181 --> 00:23:22,421 What are you shaking your head for? 269 00:23:22,621 --> 00:23:24,341 Why didn't you, idiot? 270 00:23:25,021 --> 00:23:27,541 Just fucking go to Lucknow and finish your Civil Services coaching! 271 00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:28,821 You're smart. 272 00:23:28,941 --> 00:23:31,501 You'll pass with flying colors. 273 00:23:34,901 --> 00:23:36,541 I'll convince Papa. 274 00:23:40,901 --> 00:23:43,061 Don't bother. 275 00:23:44,181 --> 00:23:46,461 He'll just say that this is a waste of time and money. 276 00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:51,141 Anyway, going to Lucknow won't guarantee my selection. 277 00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:54,061 I can prepare for it right here in Mirzapur too. 278 00:23:55,981 --> 00:23:58,621 And if that doesn't work out, I can always apply to the local bank. 279 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,861 This is what I mean! 280 00:24:01,021 --> 00:24:04,461 A middle-class man isn't a man, he's a bloody moron. 281 00:24:04,741 --> 00:24:09,141 No matter how fucking talented you are, you'll never get out of this shitty little town. 282 00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:10,941 You've hit the nail on the head, bro. 283 00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:12,701 Now look at me... 284 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,181 I wanted to participate in Indian Idol. 285 00:24:15,461 --> 00:24:16,621 And here I am, repairing punctures. 286 00:24:16,781 --> 00:24:19,141 Asshole, stop running your yap hole, I'll ream your mother, cuntlicker. 287 00:24:19,261 --> 00:24:20,661 How much do I have to pay? 288 00:24:22,781 --> 00:24:23,661 Son of a bitch. 289 00:24:32,381 --> 00:24:35,421 Tripathi Square, Tripathi's town. 290 00:24:36,941 --> 00:24:40,061 This is what life in Mirzapur should be like. 291 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:44,061 Well, keep pedaling. 292 00:24:46,981 --> 00:24:49,061 [Akhandanand Tripathi] 293 00:25:03,541 --> 00:25:05,301 Shift a little. 294 00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,261 The man is always on top. 295 00:25:31,341 --> 00:25:32,341 Then get it right. 296 00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:39,381 I'm... about to come. 297 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,861 Please, just a little longer. 298 00:25:59,941 --> 00:26:01,301 Sweet Lord. 299 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:12,901 What? 300 00:26:13,821 --> 00:26:14,661 Did you? 301 00:26:15,021 --> 00:26:16,821 I gave you Viagra, didn't I? 302 00:26:16,981 --> 00:26:18,021 Why don't you take it? 303 00:26:18,941 --> 00:26:20,821 You came too soon again. 304 00:26:23,781 --> 00:26:26,181 You can barely get it up anyway. 305 00:26:27,261 --> 00:26:29,461 And then when you do, I'm left panting like a bitch in heat. 306 00:26:29,861 --> 00:26:30,981 In heat, are you? 307 00:26:32,181 --> 00:26:33,741 Shall I leave you in a brothel? 308 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:34,861 Hmm? 309 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,781 You're a bride of the Tripathi dynasty. 310 00:26:39,621 --> 00:26:42,101 Stop behaving like a whore, Beena. 311 00:26:44,301 --> 00:26:46,541 I have given you Munna's mother's place. 312 00:26:47,221 --> 00:26:48,701 Be mindful of your status. 313 00:26:51,541 --> 00:26:53,021 If you wanted a mother for Munna bhaiya 314 00:26:53,141 --> 00:26:54,981 you should've gone for someone your age. 315 00:26:55,261 --> 00:26:56,381 Why did you marry someone young? 316 00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:05,981 Wow, look at what steroids can do. 317 00:27:07,741 --> 00:27:08,621 Should I try them? 318 00:27:08,901 --> 00:27:10,621 They have terrible side effects. 319 00:27:10,741 --> 00:27:11,861 Don't get into all this. 320 00:27:13,621 --> 00:27:19,421 You don't get it, man. No pain, no gain. 321 00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:23,621 Bhaiya, let's go get the cake. Papa will be on his way. 322 00:27:23,981 --> 00:27:25,261 Yeah, Dimpy, gimme 2 minutes. 323 00:27:25,981 --> 00:27:30,981 Apart from the pride, there are other animals nearby. 324 00:27:31,501 --> 00:27:36,741 The lion's gorged on so much of the hippo that his stomach is fit to burst. 325 00:27:37,701 --> 00:27:41,901 This lioness hasn't held back from devouring it too. 326 00:27:42,181 --> 00:27:44,261 Full pressure. 327 00:27:46,141 --> 00:27:46,941 Yes, Papa. 328 00:27:48,981 --> 00:27:51,341 This is a spotted hyena. 329 00:27:52,301 --> 00:27:55,861 They always attack stealthily. 330 00:27:56,421 --> 00:27:57,901 But what is it that makes these scavengers 331 00:27:58,021 --> 00:28:01,421 the lions' most dreaded enemies? 332 00:28:28,461 --> 00:28:29,261 Vasudha! 333 00:28:29,381 --> 00:28:30,381 Coming! 334 00:28:32,301 --> 00:28:34,501 Did you have lunch? How was the paneer? 335 00:28:34,741 --> 00:28:37,141 The judge had it all. 336 00:28:38,221 --> 00:28:38,821 Hmm? 337 00:28:38,901 --> 00:28:40,581 I had his Chinese cauliflower. 338 00:28:42,301 --> 00:28:43,341 Well, that's just the limit. 339 00:28:43,941 --> 00:28:47,341 I put in all this effort for you, and your judge enjoys it. 340 00:28:50,421 --> 00:28:51,981 How was your day? 341 00:28:55,541 --> 00:28:57,821 Well, you know Mirzapur. 342 00:28:59,421 --> 00:29:05,261 A few days ago, some thugs killed a groom at his own wedding. 343 00:29:07,221 --> 00:29:11,661 The groom's father and uncle want me to take up their case. 344 00:29:22,941 --> 00:29:24,021 I've said yes. 345 00:29:27,181 --> 00:29:29,301 Even if that puts your family in danger? 346 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,061 If you were so passionate about justice for all 347 00:29:32,461 --> 00:29:33,821 then why did you marry? 348 00:29:35,301 --> 00:29:37,541 You should have remained a bachelor, like Hanuman. 349 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:39,781 Kept everyone safe. 350 00:29:39,941 --> 00:29:43,621 If I wasn't worried about my family, would I have bought this gun? 351 00:29:45,341 --> 00:29:48,341 How many lawyers do you know who own a gun? 352 00:29:48,461 --> 00:29:51,021 Now don't you start that old song about your gun again. 353 00:29:51,381 --> 00:29:54,421 You ran from pillar to post for 2 years before you got it. 354 00:29:54,701 --> 00:29:57,021 ...when you can get a homespun gun for 1500. 355 00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:00,501 I'm a lawyer, not a thug. 356 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:04,501 Yes, you're a lawyer, and marrying you has made me an idiot. 357 00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:11,021 If you're done with your commentary on our marriage, may I wash my hands, Vasudha ma'am? 358 00:30:19,821 --> 00:30:22,461 Come, Munna bhaiya, I've made mutton today. 359 00:30:23,621 --> 00:30:25,421 No, no, I won't have the mutton. 360 00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:29,541 You make it very spicy because of Papa, I'll have this. 361 00:30:39,021 --> 00:30:42,781 Maqbool, have a bite. 362 00:30:43,421 --> 00:30:45,061 It's fine, sir, you go ahead. 363 00:30:49,661 --> 00:30:52,701 You were to have the guns delivered a couple of days ago. 364 00:30:52,941 --> 00:30:53,981 Did you get it done? 365 00:30:54,581 --> 00:30:58,181 Not yet, Papa. I'll do it tomorrow. Was a bit busy. 366 00:30:58,581 --> 00:31:02,101 Oh? What kept you so busy all day? 367 00:31:03,501 --> 00:31:06,341 Campaigned for the women's vote in college. 368 00:31:07,221 --> 00:31:09,461 Plus, the rival candidate was being cocky. 369 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:12,421 Got him back into line. It's all good. 370 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,141 Greetings, Bauji. 371 00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:25,981 Hello, sir. 372 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:31,541 The new stock has arrived, I see. 373 00:31:31,941 --> 00:31:33,861 Grab a gun or two if you want, Gupta. 374 00:31:34,021 --> 00:31:39,101 No, sir. I already have this gun issued by the UP government 375 00:31:39,901 --> 00:31:44,701 Uh, I just came to pay my respects. 376 00:31:45,341 --> 00:31:48,821 Am I some deity that you've come to venerate? 377 00:31:52,581 --> 00:31:55,621 What the fuck has happened that you couldn't wait the night? 378 00:32:30,341 --> 00:32:31,661 Motherfucker. 379 00:32:37,141 --> 00:32:40,061 Munna bumped off the groom in some wedding and you didn't tell me, Maqbool? 380 00:32:46,421 --> 00:32:48,301 You came here to blabber about this bullshit? 381 00:32:48,581 --> 00:32:49,621 Was he your son-in-law? 382 00:32:49,741 --> 00:32:51,781 You're a total idiot. Shut up. 383 00:32:54,541 --> 00:32:55,781 And Gupta is just the messenger. 384 00:32:56,621 --> 00:32:58,501 You don't bugger the messenger. 385 00:32:58,821 --> 00:33:00,701 Otherwise, the next bit of information will never reach you. 386 00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:09,221 Maqbool, how many times have I told you? 387 00:33:09,301 --> 00:33:11,021 Count the bullets before you give them to him. 388 00:33:11,301 --> 00:33:12,221 I'll sort it out, sir. 389 00:33:12,461 --> 00:33:13,461 The fuck you'll sort it out. 390 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:14,021 Hey! 391 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,261 Fuckin' idiot. 392 00:33:22,421 --> 00:33:23,821 Which lawyer have they hired? 393 00:33:23,981 --> 00:33:25,021 Ramakant Pandit. 394 00:33:25,221 --> 00:33:26,661 Great, just great. 395 00:33:30,381 --> 00:33:33,061 Son, when will this tomfoolery of yours end? 396 00:33:34,861 --> 00:33:36,061 Is this how you plan to run this town? 397 00:33:39,221 --> 00:33:42,221 Just give me one chance to run Mirzapur, Papa. 398 00:33:44,101 --> 00:33:45,341 I'll make you proud. 399 00:33:46,301 --> 00:33:47,461 And we're in the gun business. 400 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:51,821 Even if I do take a few extra bullets, what difference does it make? 401 00:33:52,501 --> 00:33:55,181 If I open a brothel tomorrow... 402 00:33:56,861 --> 00:33:59,581 Will you wear a skirt and start goddamn whoring? 403 00:34:06,821 --> 00:34:12,101 We control the business, the business doesn't control us. 404 00:34:12,421 --> 00:34:14,941 If you keep killing senselessly, our enemies will grow in number 405 00:34:14,981 --> 00:34:16,821 and you won't even fucking realize. 406 00:34:20,581 --> 00:34:23,981 Don't worry, sir. I'll handle it. 407 00:34:24,381 --> 00:34:25,741 Why will you handle it, Maqbool? 408 00:34:26,741 --> 00:34:28,741 Munna shat the bed, he will clean it. 409 00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:31,181 Yeah, I would've handled it anyway. 410 00:34:33,301 --> 00:34:34,181 It's no big deal. 411 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,741 I'll go set that fucking lawyer straight right now. 412 00:34:39,901 --> 00:34:42,021 Here, I'm putting back your extra bullets too. 413 00:34:54,501 --> 00:34:57,061 Gupta, take some mutton for your family. 414 00:35:02,261 --> 00:35:03,141 Sir. 415 00:35:04,861 --> 00:35:05,261 Yes? 416 00:35:05,381 --> 00:35:09,781 Sir, I've heard Rati Shankar's goons might visit Mirzapur again. 417 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,541 I gave Jaunpur to Rati Shankar. 418 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,981 For what joy does he keep trying to dip his dick here? 419 00:35:16,941 --> 00:35:18,381 Cocksucker. 420 00:35:18,581 --> 00:35:20,141 -Listen. -Yes? 421 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:24,381 Here. It's imported. 422 00:35:24,741 --> 00:35:26,461 Your time is good, and this will continue to remind you. 423 00:35:26,581 --> 00:35:27,221 Wear it. 424 00:35:28,181 --> 00:35:28,861 Wear it! 425 00:35:29,781 --> 00:35:31,021 Thank you, sir. 426 00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:33,501 Sahib, mutton. 427 00:35:36,021 --> 00:35:36,941 Alright, sir. 428 00:35:43,661 --> 00:35:49,461 Father, sometimes I wonder... What should I do about Munna? 429 00:35:52,021 --> 00:35:57,301 Well, what's stopping you from having another son? 430 00:35:58,301 --> 00:36:00,501 And why were you so late today? 431 00:36:01,661 --> 00:36:03,341 My scooter wasn't working. 432 00:36:03,581 --> 00:36:06,221 Why don't you sell the scooter and buy a secondhand car, Papa? 433 00:36:08,461 --> 00:36:11,261 Why? My scooter works just fine. 434 00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:13,461 It got me home, didn't it? 435 00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:15,821 Apart from that, if we ever have the money- 436 00:36:15,901 --> 00:36:17,661 Yeah, yeah, I know this line by heart. 437 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,541 "If we ever have the money, we'll see". 438 00:36:21,341 --> 00:36:23,861 Life has passed you by, but we've never seen the money, Papa. 439 00:36:26,981 --> 00:36:29,101 Please, guys, don't start again. 440 00:36:29,261 --> 00:36:32,461 Forget it, bro. You're too scared to even speak up. 441 00:36:39,261 --> 00:36:40,701 Why can't he go to Lucknow? 442 00:36:43,221 --> 00:36:45,621 We just keep worrying about money here. 443 00:36:46,141 --> 00:36:50,661 Son, us middle-class folks have to proceed with caution. 444 00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:52,861 Yes, but middle-class folks can also have dreams, can't they, Papa? 445 00:36:52,941 --> 00:36:55,661 Of course! Absolutely, Guddu sir. 446 00:36:57,101 --> 00:37:00,461 If they don't flunk the same class two years in a row. 447 00:37:01,941 --> 00:37:02,581 Hmm? 448 00:37:07,421 --> 00:37:09,261 Where has Dimpy gotten to? Dimpy! 449 00:37:10,581 --> 00:37:11,221 Come! 450 00:37:11,421 --> 00:37:13,141 Come on, Papa. Stop all this. 451 00:37:13,261 --> 00:37:14,301 What are you doing, kid? 452 00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:16,221 Here's the cake! Cut the cake! 453 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,541 What, you want me to blow the candles out? Like some child? 454 00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:21,101 Go on then. 455 00:37:21,541 --> 00:37:23,141 Deep breath, then blow out the candles. 456 00:37:23,261 --> 00:37:24,061 Yes. 457 00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:30,581 Happy birthday to you! 458 00:37:30,701 --> 00:37:31,981 It lit up again. 459 00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:36,581 Happy birthday dear Papa. 460 00:37:37,461 --> 00:37:40,861 Happy birthday to you! 461 00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:55,221 Alright, stop, that's enough. 462 00:37:55,301 --> 00:37:56,341 Okay, okay, we've stopped, Papa. 463 00:37:56,421 --> 00:37:59,141 It's his birthday and you've smeared my face with cake! 464 00:37:59,781 --> 00:38:01,021 Papa's gift! 465 00:38:01,461 --> 00:38:02,701 Yeah, I already got it. 466 00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:03,381 So, where is it? 467 00:38:03,501 --> 00:38:05,221 Oh, yeah. Still have to wrap it. 468 00:38:06,221 --> 00:38:07,941 Come on, bro! 469 00:38:19,501 --> 00:38:22,181 Hello, Aunty. Is Ramakant Uncle in? 470 00:38:23,861 --> 00:38:24,621 Yes, but... you are? 471 00:38:24,741 --> 00:38:27,101 Who am I? Yes, who am I? 472 00:38:27,741 --> 00:38:29,061 Very nice house. 473 00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:29,821 Greetings, ma'am. 474 00:38:29,901 --> 00:38:30,901 Where? Left? Right? 475 00:38:31,021 --> 00:38:32,021 Left, then. 476 00:38:33,501 --> 00:38:39,261 Hmm. Where is he? Here he is! 477 00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:42,501 Sit, sit, sit, lawyer sir! You're embarrassing me! 478 00:38:50,901 --> 00:38:52,341 Greetings, sir. 479 00:38:58,781 --> 00:39:01,301 Oh, sorry! I'm Munna, Munna Tripathi. 480 00:39:19,741 --> 00:39:21,221 This... is your daughter? 481 00:39:27,301 --> 00:39:29,581 Dimpy, go inside. 482 00:39:29,941 --> 00:39:31,621 Hey, what nonsense is this? Dimpy, wait! 483 00:39:32,141 --> 00:39:33,461 Why will Dimpy go inside, Mr Pandit? 484 00:39:33,661 --> 00:39:35,741 That's bullshit. Dimpy, come. Sit here. 485 00:39:35,821 --> 00:39:38,261 Come here. Come, Dimpy. Right here. 486 00:39:47,021 --> 00:39:48,261 Okay, that's alright. 487 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:50,621 Look, Mr Pandit- 488 00:39:50,781 --> 00:39:52,341 We got you a gift, Papa! 489 00:39:52,981 --> 00:39:55,501 You won't sell your scooter, but at least your safety will- 490 00:40:06,421 --> 00:40:08,541 Aunty, how many kids do you have? 491 00:40:08,981 --> 00:40:10,621 Any more upstairs? 492 00:40:11,261 --> 00:40:12,381 Go have a look, bro. 493 00:40:12,461 --> 00:40:13,621 Yes, bhaiyaji. 494 00:40:13,821 --> 00:40:14,901 Oi, move. 495 00:40:18,781 --> 00:40:22,301 Hey, Mr Hulk. You're that accounts class guy, right? 496 00:40:22,981 --> 00:40:25,221 We got you eggs in the canteen, remember? 497 00:40:25,581 --> 00:40:26,781 Yes, Munna bhaiya. You- 498 00:40:26,941 --> 00:40:29,181 Come, come, come. You come along too. 499 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:30,741 A nice little family gathering. 500 00:40:31,101 --> 00:40:32,701 Great, everybody's here! 501 00:40:32,901 --> 00:40:35,221 Your mum's here, your sister's here... 502 00:40:35,421 --> 00:40:37,261 It'll make it easier for me to ream everybody at once. 503 00:40:42,221 --> 00:40:43,861 Right then, Mr. Pandit. 504 00:40:46,421 --> 00:40:48,621 Getting straight to the heart of the matter. 505 00:40:49,301 --> 00:40:53,341 That groom who died, I tonked him. 506 00:40:56,581 --> 00:40:59,941 I didn't have any beef with him. I didn't even know the fucker. 507 00:41:00,341 --> 00:41:03,901 I just get so... into the dancing, I didn't even realize! 508 00:41:03,981 --> 00:41:07,381 The gun fired... and he just... kinda toppled over. 509 00:41:08,381 --> 00:41:09,621 It was a mistake, Mr Pandit. 510 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:10,941 Not a crime. 511 00:41:11,421 --> 00:41:15,061 And nobody should get hauled to court for a mistake, right? 512 00:41:15,301 --> 00:41:17,701 Munna bhaiya, what a coincidence! 513 00:41:18,581 --> 00:41:19,661 What happened, man? 514 00:41:19,821 --> 00:41:21,301 This is our case file! 515 00:41:22,381 --> 00:41:23,301 Our case file? - Yes! 516 00:41:23,421 --> 00:41:24,421 Then, tear it! 517 00:41:25,981 --> 00:41:27,141 Go on. Rip it! 518 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:33,221 Munna bhaiya. 519 00:41:33,341 --> 00:41:33,981 Yeah, bro? 520 00:41:34,381 --> 00:41:35,381 I'll talk to Papa. 521 00:41:35,461 --> 00:41:37,461 Yes, yes, absolutely, please do! 522 00:41:39,221 --> 00:41:42,301 Papa, whatever case this is, just let it go- 523 00:41:51,541 --> 00:41:52,741 Did you see that? 524 00:41:53,461 --> 00:41:55,901 How Uncle silenced him with just a finger? 525 00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:57,541 And you guys thought he'd be a lightweight. 526 00:42:01,741 --> 00:42:06,101 So, the thing is, you won't meet with that guy's family again. 527 00:42:06,581 --> 00:42:07,661 Understood? 528 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:12,141 And if I didn't understand? What are you gonna do? 529 00:42:17,021 --> 00:42:17,901 Hmm? 530 00:42:21,621 --> 00:42:23,101 Whoa, Uncle! 531 00:42:24,781 --> 00:42:27,141 We came here thinking we'd slaughter a lamb... 532 00:42:27,341 --> 00:42:29,661 ...but you've turned out to be a motherfucking lion! 533 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:30,821 Bravo! 534 00:42:30,941 --> 00:42:31,381 Listen up- 535 00:42:31,501 --> 00:42:32,541 Munna! 536 00:42:36,461 --> 00:42:38,301 Your daughter's feisty. 537 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,981 Marriageable age too. 538 00:42:45,141 --> 00:42:46,741 Hope you've started looking for a boy. 539 00:42:48,101 --> 00:42:53,261 If not, send her to me, I'll douse that fire. 540 00:42:53,421 --> 00:42:54,061 Munna bhaiya! 541 00:42:54,181 --> 00:42:55,941 What, motherfucker?! 542 00:43:02,301 --> 00:43:06,781 Do you know who his father is? Akhandanand Tripathi- 543 00:43:07,381 --> 00:43:10,741 Your mother's cunt, old man! 544 00:43:12,021 --> 00:43:12,781 Mummy! 545 00:43:39,901 --> 00:43:41,741 He's fucked me up. 546 00:43:42,301 --> 00:43:44,541 My ear's gone. 547 00:43:53,661 --> 00:43:55,181 Hit him harder! 548 00:43:55,781 --> 00:43:57,101 Hit him. 549 00:44:17,501 --> 00:44:19,861 Motherfu- 550 00:44:21,421 --> 00:44:25,461 Compounder, bro, my ear! 551 00:44:25,861 --> 00:44:26,901 It's burning! 552 00:44:28,941 --> 00:44:31,661 Move! Fucking move! 553 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:38,381 Move, motherfu- 554 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:45,541 Motherfucker. 555 00:44:55,581 --> 00:45:01,021 Guddu, wait! Guddu, stop! Let him go! Enough! 556 00:45:03,861 --> 00:45:04,421 Guddu. 557 00:45:25,381 --> 00:45:27,221 Munna, you won't do anything more. 558 00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:25,181 Make an enemy out of anyone in Mirzapur, but not Kaaleen bhaiya. 559 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,061 In all the world, could you only find this one case, Papa? 560 00:46:30,381 --> 00:46:31,381 So, what do I do? 561 00:46:32,541 --> 00:46:36,981 Shall I tell that family that I shat myself? 562 00:46:37,221 --> 00:46:38,261 Papa. 563 00:46:38,581 --> 00:46:41,021 Or if you suggest, I'll just retire. 564 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:42,541 Oh, you'll retire? 565 00:46:42,941 --> 00:46:45,661 How about you start simple and just take a case where you make some money for a change? 566 00:46:45,941 --> 00:46:47,421 And your family is not in the line of fire. 567 00:46:48,021 --> 00:46:50,101 But, someone will have to take cases like this, bhaiya. 568 00:46:50,381 --> 00:46:52,861 You don't make enemies out of kings, Dimpy. 569 00:46:54,141 --> 00:46:55,381 Be practical. 570 00:46:56,541 --> 00:46:58,781 You tell me, how many people can the two of us beat up together? 571 00:46:58,861 --> 00:47:00,341 And will you stop going to college? 572 00:47:04,781 --> 00:47:06,701 Mum had to use the gun today, Papa. 573 00:47:14,741 --> 00:47:15,461 Mark my words. 574 00:47:17,141 --> 00:47:19,781 This matter won't end here. 575 00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:06,981 Hold on. 576 00:48:07,021 --> 00:48:09,181 Dimpy, Mummy, go inside. 577 00:48:10,261 --> 00:48:11,781 - Who is it? - Just go. 578 00:48:11,981 --> 00:48:16,581 He's right. Dimpy, take her. Get inside. 579 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:53,621 Kaaleen bhaiya has summoned you. 580 00:48:58,301 --> 00:49:00,701 Let's go. I'm ready. 581 00:49:02,581 --> 00:49:03,501 Not you. 582 00:49:05,181 --> 00:49:06,101 These two. 583 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,581 You've two minutes. 584 00:49:17,941 --> 00:49:18,781 I'll be in the car. 585 00:49:32,021 --> 00:49:32,701 Shall we? 586 00:49:37,861 --> 00:49:41,581 This is my problem. 587 00:49:41,781 --> 00:49:43,501 Why is he involving you boys? 588 00:49:46,301 --> 00:49:49,221 Should've thought of that before taking the case, Papa. 589 00:49:56,421 --> 00:50:02,301 You... always thrust your hand into the fire. It will burn. 590 00:50:06,301 --> 00:50:08,421 Kaaleen bhaiya has called us himself. 591 00:50:12,141 --> 00:50:13,581 We don't have an option. 592 00:50:16,821 --> 00:50:18,741 If we don't go, he'll come here. 593 00:50:19,181 --> 00:50:20,781 And if he comes here, Papa... 594 00:50:20,831 --> 00:50:25,381 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 42678

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