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(wolf whistle)
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Man:
Hey, girl, you got a minute?
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Uh... uh, no, sorry.
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No? What,
you can't talk to me?
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You can't even give me
the time of day?
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Sorry, I--
Do not engage, Naomi, and watch your stance.
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Now let's show him
some power, okay?
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Man:
I got someplace for you to put them hands, bitch.
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I'm not interested, sir.
I'm not.
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Hey, come on!
Lemme get some action. Okay, you know what to do.
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Now enlist help,
enlist help! Ease up!
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If anyone is listening,
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I do not know this man!
What are you, some kind of rich bitch?
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He is harassing me!
(people shouting)
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Hey. Nice job.
(chuckles)
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Listen. (clears throat)
I'm sorry if I said anything to hurt your feelings,
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but I gotta get
your adrenaline going, you know?
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Oh. Yeah, you scared
the shit out of me.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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Nice to meet you.
See you.
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? All by myself ?
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? In the morning ?
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? All by myself ?
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Hey, Victor.
There he is.
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Have a good night.
You too, sir.
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(sports announcer
speaking on TV)
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? I sit alone ?
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? With a table
and a chair ?
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Thank you.
How are you?
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Good, thank you.
Excellent.
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? So unhappy there ?
(people shouting)
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I love you.
Of course, Mom.
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Mom on phone:
And where are my grandchildren?
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Victor:
? All by myself ?
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Never mind. Listen,
I'll call you when I get out.
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Mom on phone: Okay.I'm at work right now.
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Love you, honey.
Talk to you later. I love you, Mom.
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(door closes)
? Watching the clock ?
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Hey.
? On the shelf ?
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(whispers) Two minutes.
Mom: Are you even seeinganyone right now, honey?
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I know that's
a rhetorical question, 'cause you know the answer.
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(people shouting)
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? How I'd hate
to get older ?
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? All by myself ?
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Announcer:
...to the pitch. Yes!
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Ellen:
You know, Ruth was really good at that.
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She was joyful
and present,
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and she did exactly
what she wanted to do
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up to the moment
that she died.
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(inhales) Yeah.
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It really
makes me think twice about scuba diving.
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That gave me pause,
I gotta say.
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Yes. But, you know...
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she just loved diving.
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And I think
she was in love, too.
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(laughs)
Oh, really?
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The last time I heard
from her, I got an email
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on her third night there,
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and she told me
that she met this lovely gentleman
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in her tour group,
and he was taking her to dinner.
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Oh, so Ruth may have gotten
a little something-something before she left her body.
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(laughs)
It could be so?
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Yeah, well,
she really needed to get laid.
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What a cool thing
to say about a friend. (laughs)
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Hell, I really need
to get laid. (both laugh)
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You don't happen to know
any great guys in their 40s who smoke, do you?
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Let me think on that.
And who have their shit together.
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Oh, I don't know
anyone like that. (laughs) Come on!
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She's got a really good
outlook on life.
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She's really smart.
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(chuckles)
Smart, yeah. Is she pretty?
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I'm not looking
for a supermodel or anything, but--
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The Guy:
She's got a really nice figure.
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Ellen is pretty cool.
I think she just wants to be a with a nice dude.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Am I nice enough,
you think? I think so.
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All right. Umm...
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give her my number.
All right, man.
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Cool. On another note,
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7H is a motherfucker.
You got that right.
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Yeah.
I don't know what his problem is.
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Maybe it's IBS.
(chuckles)
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(mutters) Oh God.
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Drink a lot of tea, eh?
Ellen: I pretty much drink it all day.
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I order it online
in bulk, actually.
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Mmm. I bet
that saves you some money.
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Yeah, sure,
a little.
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(sighs)
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I drink coffee
because I work at night,
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and it-- it just helps
keep me awake.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey.
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Do you wanna get baked?
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Victor: Cool.
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Would you rather launch
a baby from a catapult
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or catch a baby
being launched from a catapult?
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(exhales)
Oh God.
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I don't wanna do either.
You have to answer.
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Well...
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Okay.
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What would happen to the baby
if I didn't catch it?
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Exactly what you think
would happen.
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Shit.
(both laugh)
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Well, I'm not
very coordinated...
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so...
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I guess
I'd launch the baby.
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(both laugh)
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Cold-blooded.
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Well...
Damn.
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...I imagine
I'd be stepping aside for someone
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more suitable
for the task at hand.
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I would-- I would catch
any baby you launch from a catapult.
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(both laughing)
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I would. I would.
I would...
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I'd catch any baby.
Any baby.
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All the babies you launched,
I would catch. You'd catch them all?
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Mm-hmm.
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That's so nice.
Yeah.
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Ellen:
Okay, what if...
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you were presented
the option
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to meet someone
and fall hard for them,
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and you could have
the most satisfying love imaginable,
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but...
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you knew that in six months
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the person
would just disappear? (birds chirping)
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For forever.
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Knowing how painful
that would be,
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would you still
meet the person and fall in love?
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Uh, this is...
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You got this
out of "The Book of Questions," right?
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It's that book,
"The Book of Questions"?
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Did you get
that outta that book? Yes, it is from that.
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Damn, you're like
a plagiarist.
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That's not fair.
Yeah, I guess I am.
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I came up with my own.
You gotta come up with your own.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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(chirping continues)
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What's up?
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Mmm.
Do you get hurt?
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No, not at all. The...
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The suit I wear
is very heavily padded,
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so I don't feel anything.
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Would it be weird
if I took your class?
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(chuckles)
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So I could teach you
how to beat me up?
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Well, yeah.
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No.
(both laugh)
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(scats)
(jazz music playing)
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That's really what he did.
He was big on scatting.
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Mm-mmm.
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(stammers)
I can't follow that.
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Victor: Nachos.
Both: Margaritas.
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And now pizza
with a whole lot of chili pepper on it.
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My God.
I like spicy.
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Too much is too--
No, it's just right.
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It's-a too much-a spice.
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No, it's-a just-a
right-a spice.
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I'm gonna get another slice.
Is that disgusting?
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Get me one too.
Okay, that's what I like to hear.
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Can I get two more slices,
please? Not too hot. (moaning)
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Thank you,
thank you.
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Man:
Coming up. Thank you.
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I miss being able
to run through red lights whenever I want.
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(both laugh)
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(sighs)
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Honestly, though,
I just didn't feel good
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locking up
children's daddies, you know?
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Breaking up the family.
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I'm not gonna invite you up
tonight if that's all right.
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Okay.
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Because I'm a hoarder.
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All right.
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I'm just kidding!
(laughs)
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(chuckles)
You got me.
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Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you got me on that one.
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All right?
No. I'm on my period.
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Okay, that's-- you know.
Hey, that's cool.
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Periods are cool.
That's all--
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Victor:
We had fun. It was a nice night.
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Definitely. Ate a lot.
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Pssh! Ate a lot,
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but I don't think
there were any sparks, though.
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Why no sparks?
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Uh, we-- (chuckles)
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we had a little kiss
at the end of the night,
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but I felt
like I was kissing my cousin, and--
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Oh, cousin kissing.
I know what that's like.
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'Cause I really
did have fun with her. We had a great time.
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I mean, I haven't had
a night like that in a while
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where two people
were just like...
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being themselves, relaxed,
and keeping it real, man.
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Yeah, man, that's cool,
and listen, she's going through a lot.
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She just lost
a really good friend,
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she just got over cancer,
she just got a new job.
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I mean, she probably
gonna take a little time for her, you know?
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She had cancer?
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Are you fucking serious?
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Well, I think she used
to have cancer,
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but she doesn't have
cancer anymore.
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Did-- did she
not tell you this? No.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, man.
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(cell phone chimes)
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(jazz music playing)
(doorbell ringing)
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Hello.
Ellen: Hi.
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How are you?
Good.
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Come on in.
Thanks.
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You look nice.
Thank you.
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You too.
Oh, thank you.
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I wasn't sure
what you drank,
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so I hope Rioja is okay.
I'm sure it'll be delicious.
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00:10:21,584 --> 00:10:22,959
Thank you.
Yup.
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I do have some weed
if you wanna get high.
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Smoke some weed?
No, I'm okay for right now.
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You all right? Okay.
Yeah, thanks.
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It smells
really good in here. Thank you.
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(both chuckle)
It's bacon-wrapped chili peppers
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stuffed with cheese,
homemade salsa.
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I think that might be
a lot of spice for me.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hey, I thought
because you put
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so much chili pepper
on your pizza the other night,
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I thought
you liked the spice.
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I mean,
I do, sometimes.
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But... I've got a thing
with my stomach,
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and I just
can't overdo it.
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Oh.
I totally overdid it the other night.
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Hey, that's no problem.
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Is it IBS or something?
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No, I had
stomach cancer last year.
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Oh. Wow.
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Stomach cancer.
That's big.
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You okay?
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You're pretending
like you don't know.
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I don't know?
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Our weed guy texted me
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and said that he told you.
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Yeah, he did. He did.
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Do you have
a problem with that? No, it's not a problem.
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It's not a problem.
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So why are you pretending
like you don't know?
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Well, because I don't know.
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I don't know,
and it's none of my business.
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I'm just--
I'm just trying to be respectful.
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Well, would you like it
to be your business?
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Sure.
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I'm in remission.
248
00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:14,167
The oncologist says
that my recovery has been--
249
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,292
Hold on.
Really sorry.
250
00:12:16,292 --> 00:12:19,167
I shouldn't
continue cooking this stuff if you can't eat it,
251
00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:21,292
all right?
And I wanna-- I wanna get this,
252
00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:23,584
so why don't
we go talk about this
253
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:26,334
over some food
that you can eat. Would that be okay?
254
00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:30,209
Sure, that sounds great.
Excellent. Just give me a minute.
255
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:31,459
Give me a minute.
Cool.
256
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,084
Just gonna go
to the bathroom.
257
00:12:33,084 --> 00:12:35,042
I'll be right back.
Okay.
258
00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:38,834
(urinating)
259
00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:42,334
Oh.
260
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:45,917
Oh shit.
261
00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,709
Oh... fuck.
262
00:12:49,709 --> 00:12:53,334
God damn it!
I got chili in my eyes!
263
00:12:53,334 --> 00:12:56,084
Oh no!
264
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,959
Do you need something?
No, it's cool.
265
00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:01,209
Fuck. Let me
just wash this out.
266
00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:02,542
Okay.
267
00:13:05,834 --> 00:13:09,209
Oh... God.
268
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,709
Oh God!
269
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,584
Oh f-- Ellen?
270
00:13:16,584 --> 00:13:18,209
Yeah?
271
00:13:18,209 --> 00:13:21,292
(Victor chuckles)
I'm having some issues here.
272
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,834
What?
Say that again?
273
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,584
Oh shit!
274
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,209
Hi.
275
00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:32,042
Okay. All right.
276
00:13:33,667 --> 00:13:35,459
Thank you.
Here you go. How's that?
277
00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:37,542
Oh... it's a little better.
278
00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:38,834
That's great.
279
00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,542
You're in a lot of pain?
280
00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:43,917
Oh, my balls. I mean--
You are.
281
00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:46,834
Your balls are on fire.
Yes.
282
00:13:46,834 --> 00:13:49,917
Okay. Well...
Yes. Ah!
283
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:52,459
...do you mind if I...
284
00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:55,209
Oh God, this is
so fucking embarrassing. ...help you with that?
285
00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:58,584
No, it's not.
It's totally fine.
286
00:13:58,584 --> 00:14:02,167
We just gotta...
handle it.
287
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:05,834
I'm...
(moaning)
288
00:14:05,834 --> 00:14:08,667
Where does it hurt?
Where does it sting?
289
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,959
Under my balls
at the base of the shaft.
290
00:14:14,042 --> 00:14:16,042
Oh God.
Okay.
291
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:18,542
Um, well...
Fuck.
292
00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:20,459
...I don't want
to ruin your couch,
293
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:21,959
so how about--
294
00:14:21,959 --> 00:14:23,834
Forget it.
I should just do this myself.
295
00:14:23,834 --> 00:14:27,084
No, it's totally fine.
Shh. If you just--
296
00:14:27,084 --> 00:14:30,084
can you just scootch
your butt down
297
00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:31,584
to the-- to the edge?
298
00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,292
You need to get to the--
You want me to scootch?
299
00:14:33,292 --> 00:14:34,542
I do.
I'm scootched already.
300
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,084
Keep scootching.
Oh God. Okay.
301
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,334
Okay, so just scootch
to the edge of the couch. Fine.
302
00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,959
Oh no, please.
And I'm--
303
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,042
I'm gonna--
Really?
304
00:14:41,042 --> 00:14:44,459
Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm gonna...
305
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:48,584
just dip your balls
into the milk. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
306
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,709
You-- there's no reason
to be sorry.
307
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:54,209
Can you just--
can you just-- Ah. Ah.
308
00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:57,417
Just dip.
Three, two,
309
00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:59,709
one.
Oh.
310
00:14:59,709 --> 00:15:02,584
Oh my goodness.
311
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:05,167
Is it okay?
Oh my God.
312
00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,792
That is fucking amazing.
313
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,292
(chuckles)
Well, that's good.
314
00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,834
Is this organic milk?
315
00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,709
(both laughing)
316
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:15,626
I can tell it's fucking
grass-fed fucking cows.
317
00:15:15,626 --> 00:15:17,001
I can't believe
you just said that.
318
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,751
Shit.
Whatever helps, you know?
319
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,334
(laughter continues)
320
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:24,334
Shit.
321
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:42,126
? ?
322
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:55,126
(bird chirping)
323
00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,376
(doorbell rings)
324
00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:21,001
What are you doing?
I got breakfast.
325
00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,334
Come on in.
326
00:16:22,334 --> 00:16:25,251
I hope you like
milk and sugar. I love milk and sugar.
327
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,084
I saw your note.
328
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:47,959
What do you
wanna do today?
329
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,751
Today?
Mm-hmm.
330
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:54,584
Do you have
a pair of binoculars?
331
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:58,084
? ?
332
00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:00,959
(no discernible dialog)
333
00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:05,559
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