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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,634 --> 00:00:05,027 - sync and corrections by Zac - www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:07,447 --> 00:00:10,481 [woman sobbing] 3 00:00:16,589 --> 00:00:18,823 He... and he... [sobbing continues] 4 00:00:18,858 --> 00:00:22,259 [horns honk outside] 5 00:00:23,963 --> 00:00:27,765 So, we've gone quite a bit over, 6 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:29,799 and we need to wrap up. 7 00:00:29,835 --> 00:00:32,135 But I think you should call a close friend. 8 00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:34,605 I don't think you should be alone right now. 9 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:39,209 You look like you could use a hug. 10 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:43,113 [sighs] Okay. 11 00:00:49,287 --> 00:00:51,420 Okay. Do you want to... 12 00:00:51,456 --> 00:00:53,256 keep your same appointment time for next week? 13 00:00:53,291 --> 00:00:57,927 Actually, would it be possible for me to come back first thing on Monday? 14 00:00:57,963 --> 00:01:01,231 I'm sorry, I'm all booked up for Monday. 15 00:01:01,266 --> 00:01:04,933 Friday is still the only day that I can accommodate a double session. 16 00:01:06,271 --> 00:01:07,303 Okay. 17 00:01:11,476 --> 00:01:13,409 You're doing great work, Natalie. 18 00:01:14,979 --> 00:01:17,280 I'll... see you next week. 19 00:01:20,184 --> 00:01:22,885 - Thank you. [Crying] - Take care. 20 00:01:27,258 --> 00:01:29,391 [muffled crying] 21 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:30,993 [door closes] [sighs] 22 00:01:31,028 --> 00:01:34,229 ? ? 23 00:01:44,641 --> 00:01:47,509 [sobbing] No, she said that I shouldn't be alone. [Mutters] 24 00:01:49,279 --> 00:01:50,345 No! [screams] 25 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:51,713 ? ? 26 00:01:51,748 --> 00:01:55,149 [coughing] Shit. 27 00:01:55,185 --> 00:01:58,286 ? I'm ? 28 00:01:58,321 --> 00:02:02,690 ? Home again ? 29 00:02:10,633 --> 00:02:12,366 [music stops] [curtain rustles] 30 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,236 - Hi. - Any trouble breathing? 31 00:02:16,271 --> 00:02:18,972 - No. - Impaired vision or headaches? 32 00:02:19,007 --> 00:02:21,642 - No. - Any allergies to medications? 33 00:02:21,677 --> 00:02:23,610 No. Pain level on a scale of one to 10, 34 00:02:23,646 --> 00:02:26,713 one being no pain at all, and 10 being the worst pain you can imagine? 35 00:02:28,350 --> 00:02:32,319 Uh... ss-seven. 36 00:02:32,354 --> 00:02:34,120 Hmm. All right. 37 00:02:34,156 --> 00:02:35,889 I'll come back and give you something for the pain. 38 00:02:35,924 --> 00:02:37,257 Oh, no. What... what's in that bag? 39 00:02:37,292 --> 00:02:41,427 That's just fluids. Oh. No, I'm okay. I don't want drugs. 40 00:02:41,463 --> 00:02:44,731 Are you sure? Yeah, I'm... No, I mean, I'm okay. I'm cool. 41 00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:47,800 Okay. Well, if you change your mind, that's your call button. 42 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:49,802 Okay. Thank you. 43 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:53,673 [people chattering] We don't have enough beds. 44 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:55,375 I don't know why we don't have enough beds, 45 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:57,477 but I can't make the beds... [chatter continues] 46 00:02:57,512 --> 00:03:01,113 You think I should tell 'em? I mean, I don't... 47 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:03,282 Wait. You didn't tell the lady that was asking the questions 48 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,018 - when we got here? - I didn't know what to say. 49 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,753 Do you you think you can get it out? 50 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,822 I tried. My hand doesn't go up that far. 51 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,258 - Yeah. - I mean, listen, 52 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,726 they're gonna get up there, and they're gonna find that anyway. 53 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,294 I should just tell them, right? 54 00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,962 - What's your friend's name? - Fermuth. 55 00:03:17,998 --> 00:03:20,432 Yes, yes, we admitted him. He's up in 307. 56 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,066 - These elevators over here? - Yes. 57 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:25,837 [speaking Hindi] 58 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,876 Are y'all watching "Dancing with the Stars" this week? 59 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,212 - No, I'm not. Oh. - Yes! 60 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,281 It's beginning to be more of the same, though. 61 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:37,782 Needs new judges if you ask me. 62 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,384 Who are the judges this time, huh? 63 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:43,054 Some ones. I don't care for that backup dancer. 64 00:03:43,089 --> 00:03:45,390 - Oh, who you like? - The girl from that group 65 00:03:45,425 --> 00:03:47,725 - and the football player. - Oh, how about the housewife? 66 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:52,029 The technical judge told her she needed to do more than trying to be sexy, 67 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:54,465 which is funny to me, because she can't dance. 68 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,966 - Oh. - Hey, Sid. 69 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,568 - What? - You okay? 70 00:03:57,603 --> 00:04:00,170 [sighs] Yeah. I... I got a pain. 71 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,039 He's been eating like a pig. 72 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:04,674 - It's my prostrate. - It's "prostate." 73 00:04:04,709 --> 00:04:06,076 What? What'd I eat last night? 74 00:04:06,111 --> 00:04:08,145 Yeah, you had that scungeel or something. 75 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,346 - Yeah. Would it... - Where are you going? 76 00:04:09,381 --> 00:04:12,115 - I gotta take a piss. - Down the hall. You okay? 77 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:14,418 Could she smile? Would it kill her? [curtain rustles] 78 00:04:14,453 --> 00:04:16,786 - Oh, but she's working. - Yeah, she's working. 79 00:04:16,822 --> 00:04:18,555 They're like that. They don't smile. 80 00:04:18,590 --> 00:04:21,257 They work very hard here. She works very hard. 81 00:04:21,292 --> 00:04:22,826 - I worked hard. - Shh! Quiet. 82 00:04:22,861 --> 00:04:25,394 [indistinct chatter] 83 00:04:27,098 --> 00:04:28,331 [curtain rustles] 84 00:04:28,366 --> 00:04:29,833 those teeny, tiny feet. 85 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:33,269 She wears the hell out of those shoes. They are fabulous. 86 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:39,008 [indistinct chatter continuing] 87 00:04:42,180 --> 00:04:43,612 [sighs] 88 00:04:54,758 --> 00:04:57,192 [exhales] 89 00:04:57,227 --> 00:04:59,427 [coughs] Shit. 90 00:05:02,199 --> 00:05:04,900 [coughs] 91 00:05:04,935 --> 00:05:06,201 Shit. 92 00:05:10,407 --> 00:05:11,506 [phone clicks] 93 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,143 [phone camera clicking] 94 00:05:17,414 --> 00:05:19,838 _ [clicking] 95 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:22,384 [chatter continuing] 96 00:05:22,419 --> 00:05:24,652 _ [phone whooshing] 97 00:05:24,654 --> 00:05:29,956 _ 98 00:05:33,062 --> 00:05:34,562 Let me see what I can find. 99 00:05:34,597 --> 00:05:36,130 I'd like some water please. 100 00:05:36,165 --> 00:05:38,332 Water. Yes, I already got water. 101 00:05:38,367 --> 00:05:40,434 All right, I'll bring you water if you want. 102 00:05:40,469 --> 00:05:42,069 You need a pillow? 103 00:05:42,104 --> 00:05:43,803 Is someone getting me the water? 104 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,073 - ...pillow. - My throat is so dry. 105 00:05:46,108 --> 00:05:47,908 Okay, just lay back, feel better. 106 00:05:49,145 --> 00:05:52,879 [phone whooshes, clicks] [chattering continues] 107 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,153 Have you had a bowel movement today? 108 00:06:00,121 --> 00:06:01,521 [phone chimes] 109 00:06:01,557 --> 00:06:03,322 Are you on any medication? 110 00:06:03,358 --> 00:06:04,724 Any allergies? 111 00:06:05,694 --> 00:06:07,661 Any allergies to medications? 112 00:06:13,168 --> 00:06:16,002 [exhales] [child crying] Mommy! 113 00:06:17,338 --> 00:06:19,439 Mommy! 114 00:06:19,474 --> 00:06:20,973 [child shouts] 115 00:06:21,008 --> 00:06:22,675 Hey, hey, put your arms down. 116 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:25,078 It's okay. It's okay. 117 00:06:25,113 --> 00:06:26,745 Shh, shh. [chatter fades] 118 00:06:26,781 --> 00:06:29,048 [rumbling] 119 00:06:29,951 --> 00:06:33,185 [inhales sharply] Ah. 120 00:06:33,220 --> 00:06:35,187 [whirring] 121 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:39,925 [whooshing] 122 00:06:40,895 --> 00:06:42,761 [humming, beeping] 123 00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:47,900 [clicking rapidly] 124 00:06:50,971 --> 00:06:53,205 [curtain rustles] Okay, okay. What's going on in here? 125 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,708 Um, the pain is much worse now. It's like an eight or a nine, 126 00:06:56,743 --> 00:06:59,644 so can I please get the-the... the drugs? 127 00:06:59,679 --> 00:07:01,546 Okay. Yeah, sure. Hold on. 128 00:07:01,582 --> 00:07:03,047 Oh my God. 129 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:04,983 [rumbling] 130 00:07:05,018 --> 00:07:06,450 [curtain rustles] Hi. 131 00:07:06,486 --> 00:07:08,853 [high-pitched humming] [voices whispering] 132 00:07:08,888 --> 00:07:11,956 [heartbeat thumping] 133 00:07:20,634 --> 00:07:23,334 ? ? [noises stop] 134 00:07:32,845 --> 00:07:34,578 And I know... 135 00:07:34,614 --> 00:07:37,080 daggers have been at your throats. 136 00:07:37,116 --> 00:07:41,317 To the ones who were never told that they are worthy 137 00:07:41,353 --> 00:07:44,220 of every good and perfect thing 138 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:47,190 'cause you didn't pray to the God you grew up with 139 00:07:47,225 --> 00:07:50,093 or fall in love with the boy you were supposed to, 140 00:07:50,129 --> 00:07:55,431 or in my case, any boy at all. [laughter] 141 00:07:55,467 --> 00:08:00,537 All of you with your faith that all of this has been a rehearsal, 142 00:08:00,572 --> 00:08:03,173 some strange experiment in suffering. 143 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,576 Listen. You are not charity cases. 144 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,378 - No. - Not victims. 145 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:11,681 Yeah. Not history's bad-luck accidents. 146 00:08:11,716 --> 00:08:15,384 So, to the trying ones, the deliberate ones, 147 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:18,154 the holding-on ones, just praise. 148 00:08:18,189 --> 00:08:20,289 - Yes. - Praise your body 149 00:08:20,324 --> 00:08:22,491 in the way you woke up this morning. 150 00:08:22,526 --> 00:08:25,360 Praise the miracle and the mess. 151 00:08:25,396 --> 00:08:27,563 Yes. Yes. [man laughs] 152 00:08:27,598 --> 00:08:30,265 Praise the language you were born with 153 00:08:30,301 --> 00:08:32,067 and the ones you're learning. 154 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,235 Yeah. 155 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:35,170 Praise the child you were 156 00:08:35,206 --> 00:08:37,706 and the adult you are still becoming. 157 00:08:37,741 --> 00:08:39,575 - Praise the becoming. - Amen. 158 00:08:39,610 --> 00:08:41,076 Praise the journey. 159 00:08:41,111 --> 00:08:44,580 Praise the fight. Praise the wherewithal. 160 00:08:44,615 --> 00:08:46,114 Amen. 161 00:08:46,149 --> 00:08:48,349 Praise the riding of wind 162 00:08:48,384 --> 00:08:50,384 without asking permission. 163 00:08:50,420 --> 00:08:51,686 Yeah. 164 00:08:51,722 --> 00:08:52,787 [camera clicks] 165 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:58,059 Praise that there is so much... of you left, 166 00:08:58,095 --> 00:09:02,029 and praise the otherworldly algorithm that is your heart. 167 00:09:03,999 --> 00:09:05,099 Yeah. 168 00:09:06,402 --> 00:09:07,968 Especially that. 169 00:09:08,003 --> 00:09:11,939 Revolution is the sound... 170 00:09:13,743 --> 00:09:16,076 of your heart... 171 00:09:16,112 --> 00:09:17,578 still beating. 172 00:09:17,614 --> 00:09:19,913 So, praise. 173 00:09:19,949 --> 00:09:22,449 - Amen. - Amen. 174 00:09:22,484 --> 00:09:25,185 ? ? 175 00:09:25,221 --> 00:09:28,889 [lively chattering] 176 00:09:33,829 --> 00:09:35,027 [camera clicking] 177 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:39,899 ? ? 178 00:09:39,934 --> 00:09:41,768 Oh my God. Tara. 179 00:09:41,803 --> 00:09:43,403 Hi. Hey, girl. 180 00:09:43,438 --> 00:09:45,338 - How you doing? - I'm good. 181 00:09:45,374 --> 00:09:47,440 I haven't seen you in so long. Where you been? 182 00:09:47,476 --> 00:09:50,610 I went to Guam, girl, and I bought some titties. You like 'em? 183 00:09:50,646 --> 00:09:53,246 Indeed you did. Look at you, girl. 184 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:55,381 They did good. Well, let me see. 185 00:09:55,416 --> 00:09:56,783 - Look at that. - Oh, now. 186 00:09:56,818 --> 00:09:59,685 - Yeah, it's like a marshmallow. - That's not bad at all. 187 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,187 This one is not so great. 188 00:10:01,222 --> 00:10:03,923 - Well, fraternal twins. - Yeah, yeah. 189 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,592 [woman laughs] [indistinct chatter] 190 00:10:08,228 --> 00:10:09,495 [camera clicks] 191 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:12,264 Cameron and Alex, this is Julia. Julia, Cameron and Alex. 192 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:13,532 - What's up? - How you doing? 193 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:14,966 Good. So, Julia's the one 194 00:10:15,002 --> 00:10:17,135 that's gonna help us with our online presence, 195 00:10:17,171 --> 00:10:19,505 maybe do a little something for us with social media, 196 00:10:19,540 --> 00:10:22,040 maybe make our website a little prettier. 197 00:10:22,075 --> 00:10:24,109 Yeah. [chuckles] 198 00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:26,611 - I really loved the sermon, by the way. - Well, thank you. 199 00:10:26,646 --> 00:10:28,213 - You go to church? - No way. 200 00:10:28,248 --> 00:10:30,715 - Oh no. "No way." - No. What I mean is, 201 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,551 I went to Catholic school for years. My parents still go to Mass. 202 00:10:33,586 --> 00:10:36,822 Yeah, this is definitely not anything like Mass. 203 00:10:36,857 --> 00:10:38,857 No, it isn't. I really liked it. 204 00:10:38,892 --> 00:10:41,459 Pastor Mel! Pastor Mel! 205 00:10:41,494 --> 00:10:43,194 - We've got a drama. - We have a drama, 206 00:10:43,229 --> 00:10:45,797 and I have to follow it. Hey, this week works for you? 207 00:10:45,832 --> 00:10:47,164 - Absolutely. - Please text me the address. 208 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,500 - It's good to see you. - I will. It's good to see you too. 209 00:10:49,536 --> 00:10:51,869 Would you two mind if I take a picture of you? The light is nice. 210 00:10:51,904 --> 00:10:54,271 - Oh yeah, yeah, not at all. - Cool. 211 00:10:54,307 --> 00:10:56,106 [clicks] How long have you guys been coming here? 212 00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:58,108 Uh, maybe a year, year and a half? 213 00:10:58,144 --> 00:11:01,045 Six months for me. It feels like a lot longer. 214 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:02,947 I mean, everybody's like family here, you know? 215 00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:04,748 Yeah, it's like the Olive Garden. 216 00:11:04,783 --> 00:11:06,683 Yeah. [laughter] 217 00:11:06,719 --> 00:11:08,319 Yeah, kind of like that. Yeah. 218 00:11:08,354 --> 00:11:09,519 Uh-huh. [indistinct chatter] 219 00:11:09,555 --> 00:11:11,255 [clicks] 220 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:13,523 ? ? 221 00:11:21,467 --> 00:11:24,000 [indistinct chatter] 222 00:11:24,035 --> 00:11:25,602 [phone buzzes] 223 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:29,138 ? ? 224 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:30,415 _ 225 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:37,480 _ 226 00:11:45,823 --> 00:11:48,724 [indistinct chatter] 227 00:11:49,994 --> 00:11:51,427 [laughter] 228 00:11:55,700 --> 00:11:59,835 And a lighter? Thank you. [register beeps, clicks] 229 00:12:02,106 --> 00:12:03,438 Thanks. 230 00:12:04,909 --> 00:12:07,709 [distant siren wails] 231 00:12:17,854 --> 00:12:20,288 This one I thought was kind of cool. 232 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,523 Um... 233 00:12:23,026 --> 00:12:27,094 Yeah. You know, if you could just make it a little less, uh... 234 00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:30,632 They're kind of too good. Do you know what I mean? 235 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,033 Sure, yeah. No, totally. 236 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,435 This is just a jumping-off point. 237 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:35,369 Right. I... I don't want it to feel like 238 00:12:35,405 --> 00:12:37,305 there's a marketing team behind all this. 239 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,006 I mean, you seen my people. Mmhmm. 240 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:41,342 I don't want 'em to feel like they're being sold to. 241 00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:42,443 Yeah. No, totally. 242 00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:45,413 I, um, I took a lot more photos 243 00:12:45,448 --> 00:12:47,648 the other night that I'm using here. 244 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:49,883 Like that one... I thought was cool. 245 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,018 - Mmhmm. - Yeah. 246 00:12:51,054 --> 00:12:53,687 So, why don't I come back to the Tuesday night service, 247 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:56,289 take some more, get a little more inspiration? 248 00:12:56,325 --> 00:12:58,191 Oh yeah, we'd love to have you come back. 249 00:12:58,226 --> 00:13:00,160 Okay. Thank you for coming all the way out here. 250 00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:02,162 I know it's a hassle. No, not at all. 251 00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:05,165 Thank you for taking us on. I mean, I know we're not paying, but... 252 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,567 No, no, it's my pleasure. 253 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,134 [softly] Thank you. 254 00:13:10,205 --> 00:13:12,839 - That's a good one. - Oh. Yeah. 255 00:13:12,874 --> 00:13:16,209 My friend got this for me. It's definitely... 256 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:17,577 not pot. [laughs] 257 00:13:17,612 --> 00:13:19,112 - Hey. - It is just my pens. 258 00:13:19,147 --> 00:13:22,349 No judgments. We all have our vices. 259 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,284 Yeah. Besides... 260 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:27,353 I think God's dealing with bigger things these days. 261 00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:31,256 [chuckles] [tapping] 262 00:13:34,028 --> 00:13:37,029 [sighs] 263 00:13:37,064 --> 00:13:39,599 ? ? 264 00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:16,767 Hey. 265 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:18,369 [music stops] Did you bring any weed with you? 266 00:14:18,405 --> 00:14:20,138 No, I spent the night at my boyfriend's, 267 00:14:20,173 --> 00:14:21,739 and he smoked me out before I left. 268 00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:23,007 All right. I had to ask. 269 00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:26,511 ? ? 270 00:14:31,317 --> 00:14:32,382 Hello? 271 00:14:34,286 --> 00:14:35,485 [phone whooshes] 272 00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:37,855 [creaking] [music stops] 273 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:39,924 Scrom? 274 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:41,992 Scromple? 275 00:14:44,697 --> 00:14:47,431 ? ? 276 00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,443 [spits] 277 00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:12,288 [phone ringing] [music stops] 278 00:15:15,193 --> 00:15:18,695 [clicks] Hi. I've been trying to call you all day. 279 00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:20,930 Why aren't you picking up? 280 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,300 Oh shit. 281 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:28,370 ? ? 282 00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:34,210 ? Oh no, no, no ? 283 00:15:38,983 --> 00:15:43,652 ? Did you ever notice? ? 284 00:15:43,687 --> 00:15:44,987 Uh... 285 00:15:45,022 --> 00:15:49,925 [whistling, distorted] ? Did you ever notice? ? 286 00:15:52,562 --> 00:15:55,497 [heart monitor beeping] [sputters] 287 00:15:55,532 --> 00:15:58,065 [indistinct chatter] 288 00:15:58,101 --> 00:16:00,602 - No? - Yeah, yeah. We'll see. We'll see. 289 00:16:00,637 --> 00:16:03,037 - You're kind of cute. - Yeah, I'm still having fun, but... 290 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:06,241 I'm glad you are, but I'm never touching Tinder again. 291 00:16:06,276 --> 00:16:08,309 Aww. [woman laughs] 292 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:10,578 [laughs] 293 00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:12,780 What the...? Ooh! 294 00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:15,916 [both laugh] [howls] 295 00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,818 What the fuck is up with my... 296 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:20,254 [heart monitor beeping, distorted] 297 00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:24,759 ? ? 298 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:31,031 What? 299 00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:35,335 [The Guy laughing] 300 00:16:36,738 --> 00:16:38,305 He's breaking. 301 00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,476 Oh damn. [laughing] 302 00:16:48,016 --> 00:16:49,049 Ha! 303 00:16:50,118 --> 00:16:55,621 Oh yeah, boy. 304 00:16:55,657 --> 00:16:57,557 [music slows, stops] 305 00:16:58,526 --> 00:17:01,527 - Hey. - Oh hey! 306 00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:03,262 I know you... 307 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:04,963 from old. 308 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,833 My tongue feels crazy. 309 00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:10,536 Excuse me. Why doesn't he have a cast on? 310 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,806 The weekend surgeon's backed up and won't be able to see him till Monday. 311 00:17:13,841 --> 00:17:15,408 Seriously? It's Saturday. 312 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:17,409 Don't worry. We'll keep him pain-free till then. 313 00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:20,245 Everything's in double. Everything is two. 314 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:23,515 Oh, I see double. Ring the call button if you need anything. 315 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:26,251 Thank you. "Somebody stop me! 316 00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:28,887 Smokin'!" That's The Mask. 317 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:31,824 - I can't see a thing. - That's 'cause your eyes are closed. 318 00:17:31,859 --> 00:17:33,958 Oh... [deep voice] Wassup? 319 00:17:33,993 --> 00:17:35,560 - [deep voice] Wassup? - Hey. 320 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,096 Hey. Oh yeah. 321 00:17:38,131 --> 00:17:40,898 Oh yeah. [chuckles] 322 00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:44,569 [normal voice] Okay. I brought you the clothes that you asked me for. 323 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,637 What? 324 00:17:45,672 --> 00:17:48,206 Oh. And... 325 00:17:48,242 --> 00:17:51,209 [rustles] 326 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,878 What is it? Open your eyes. 327 00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:56,247 I can't. Try. 328 00:17:58,151 --> 00:17:59,784 Candy! 329 00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,453 You got that for me? 330 00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:04,856 Oh. Yeah. [whimpers] 331 00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,692 Buddy. [Chuckles] Oh, I'm sorry. 332 00:18:08,728 --> 00:18:10,728 Here, you can save 'em for later. 333 00:18:12,398 --> 00:18:15,132 [whimpers] 334 00:18:15,167 --> 00:18:16,867 Why didn't you call me? 335 00:18:17,803 --> 00:18:18,902 Call you what? 336 00:18:18,937 --> 00:18:21,905 When you got hurt. Why didn't you tell me sooner? 337 00:18:23,242 --> 00:18:25,942 You were busy! 338 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:27,510 That's bullshit. We're family, man. 339 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:30,346 - You were busy! - [softly] Yeah. 340 00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:32,382 [deep voice] "When you're here, you're family." 341 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:33,850 "The Olive Garden." 342 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:36,319 Exactly. Thank you. 343 00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:39,289 Well, family band. What you wanna sing? 344 00:18:39,324 --> 00:18:40,523 I'll sing whatever you want. 345 00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:45,094 - ? Terminator ? - Hmm. 346 00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:46,796 - Is that the theme song? - ? Ter... ? 347 00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,998 It is the theme song, but slowed. [chuckles] 348 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:52,302 ? What are you up to, Elisabeth Shue? ? 349 00:18:52,337 --> 00:18:54,837 - "Elisabeth Shue"? [Chuckles] - ? What are you up to ? 350 00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,172 ? Elisabeth Shue? ? 351 00:18:56,207 --> 00:18:57,472 - It's a question. - Shh, shh, shh. 352 00:18:57,508 --> 00:18:59,842 [whispers] Where is Elisabeth Shue? 353 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,210 I don't know. At home? 354 00:19:01,245 --> 00:19:03,145 - ? What are you up to ? - Shh! 355 00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:04,746 [muffled] ? Elisabeth Shue? ? 356 00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:08,684 - ? What are you up to, Elisabeth Shue? - Shh, shh, shh, shh. 357 00:19:08,719 --> 00:19:12,021 [mumbles] 358 00:19:12,056 --> 00:19:14,055 ? To, Elisabeth Shue? ? 359 00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:16,692 - Shh! - I'm sorry. I'll stop. 360 00:19:16,727 --> 00:19:18,827 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 361 00:19:18,862 --> 00:19:20,295 Sorry. 362 00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:24,933 [indistinct chattering] 363 00:19:26,303 --> 00:19:28,937 [woman speaking Tagalog] 364 00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:34,475 [continues speaking Tagalog] 365 00:19:38,281 --> 00:19:39,480 _ [cell phone whooshing] 366 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:43,648 _ 367 00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:47,412 _ 368 00:19:55,898 --> 00:19:58,833 [The Guy mimics Schwarzenegger] Yes, the flavor's are awesome. 369 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:01,702 Cocoa is very nice. [both laugh] 370 00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,371 It's good texture. 371 00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,107 Perfectly-balanced pudding. 372 00:20:07,142 --> 00:20:10,310 [snorts] There's no hint of scandal. 373 00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:14,547 You're the nicest woman. 374 00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,949 [softly] No. 375 00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:18,585 [normal voice] This woman is great. The world's gotta know. 376 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,886 Thank you. 377 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:23,289 You are a best couple for all time. 378 00:20:23,324 --> 00:20:25,124 [laughs] 379 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:27,560 Where'd you get it? I got it from the nurse. 380 00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:30,263 Thanks, Scromple. Thank you, Scromp. 381 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,866 Hey, do you think we should call Mike and Judy? 382 00:20:33,735 --> 00:20:35,101 [clicks tongue, inhales] 383 00:20:35,136 --> 00:20:37,569 No, I think Mom and Dad are gonna worry too much. 384 00:20:37,605 --> 00:20:38,871 Let's just... 385 00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:40,806 - [whispers] Hey. - [whispers] Hey. 386 00:20:40,841 --> 00:20:42,041 Let's smoke some pot. 387 00:20:42,076 --> 00:20:45,144 Dude, I just did. You don't remember? 388 00:20:45,179 --> 00:20:46,512 Did I smoke? 389 00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:49,081 Oh, buddy, I want what you're on. 390 00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,250 You can have it... You plug it in right here. 391 00:20:51,286 --> 00:20:54,520 [giggles] I'll have what she's having. You want... 392 00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:56,488 I'll have the soup. [laughs] 393 00:20:56,524 --> 00:20:58,557 You can have some of this soup. I think they have... 394 00:20:58,592 --> 00:20:59,991 they just put it right in. 395 00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:02,227 [popping] 396 00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,396 Do you think I'm a drug addict? 397 00:21:04,432 --> 00:21:05,731 Drag addict? 398 00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,198 [both laugh] 399 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:11,202 [phone ringing] 400 00:21:11,238 --> 00:21:13,138 No, I don't think drug addict. 401 00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:15,773 Well, "G" thinks so. Where is she? 402 00:21:15,809 --> 00:21:18,209 Hmm? Where your girlfriend? 403 00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:22,948 She's working. Oh... 404 00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:25,215 I love her. You do? 405 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,752 Yeah, when you have the need, I will donate the seed 406 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,621 when you need to breed. That's just weird. 407 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,424 No, I'll just do it with her. It won't be weird. 408 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,793 I'll just put it in her. No one will know. 409 00:21:35,829 --> 00:21:39,597 I'm sure Beth will love that. Who's Beth? 410 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,231 You don't remember Beth? 411 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,368 The teeny tiny Aussie. 412 00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,703 Oh yeah, Beth. 413 00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,639 Yeah, Beth. Where is Beth? 414 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,075 Where is Beth? 415 00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,943 Where's Beth? 416 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,112 [both laugh] 417 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:57,047 She's busy, man. Busy! 418 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,649 That's cool. You found somebody who's not crawling 419 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,384 up your butt every minute of the day. 420 00:22:01,419 --> 00:22:04,391 Yeah, I let her go up there once or twice. 421 00:22:04,393 --> 00:22:07,390 - Oh, really? - [laughs] I liked it. 422 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:09,125 I'm happy for you. Thank you. 423 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,127 I'm glad somebody's having sex. 424 00:22:11,162 --> 00:22:13,196 Gina and I haven't had sex in three months. 425 00:22:14,632 --> 00:22:17,867 Hey, let's smoke some pot. I just smoked. 426 00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:19,302 Oh yeah. Yeah. 427 00:22:19,337 --> 00:22:22,171 [slurring] Well, "neeseless" to say, you should take some. 428 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:24,507 No, I can't. What are you doing? 429 00:22:24,542 --> 00:22:25,975 Stop stop, stop. Give it to me. Take some. 430 00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:27,477 Ow. My finger-thing. Stop. 431 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:30,646 Just take some. Take... take some. 432 00:22:30,681 --> 00:22:32,280 Take what you need. I can't. 433 00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:34,550 Why not? Because apparently, 434 00:22:34,585 --> 00:22:36,986 when I smoke weed, I'm not myself. 435 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:41,790 [mimics Urkel] Did I do that? [both laugh] 436 00:22:43,427 --> 00:22:44,693 [normal voice] Yeah, I did it. 437 00:22:44,729 --> 00:22:47,229 I did do it. Maybe I'll just take a little. 438 00:22:47,264 --> 00:22:49,231 Yeah. Okay. 439 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,666 Yeah. 440 00:22:54,004 --> 00:22:55,404 [mumbles] 441 00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,106 Ah. What's the code again? 442 00:22:58,142 --> 00:23:00,808 Same code. Yeah, but what was it? 443 00:23:00,844 --> 00:23:03,878 It's backwards birthday. Whose birthday? 444 00:23:05,415 --> 00:23:08,650 Mine? That's really sweet, I guess. 445 00:23:08,685 --> 00:23:10,084 It's normal sweet. 446 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:11,452 No, it's really sweet. 447 00:23:11,487 --> 00:23:13,922 Hey. Hey. 448 00:23:14,858 --> 00:23:17,859 Hey. [both laugh] 449 00:23:17,894 --> 00:23:19,226 Let's have a smile-off. 450 00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:22,729 Oh, I think you've just got that one smile in your repertoire. 451 00:23:22,765 --> 00:23:24,932 I got smiles. No. 452 00:23:24,967 --> 00:23:27,034 I got one right now. 453 00:23:27,070 --> 00:23:28,602 [both laugh] 454 00:23:28,637 --> 00:23:31,038 It's buffalo smile. 455 00:23:31,074 --> 00:23:35,409 You do one. You don't know... You don't know how it go. 456 00:23:35,445 --> 00:23:38,645 [laughs] All right, you have buff. Let's see it. 457 00:23:38,681 --> 00:23:41,081 Sure. Let me see. 458 00:23:42,952 --> 00:23:44,952 You're not even looking. 459 00:23:44,987 --> 00:23:47,220 Is it... [scoffs] 460 00:23:47,222 --> 00:23:48,321 This is ridiculous. 461 00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:50,423 [mimics Balki] Don't be ridiculous, Cousin Larry. 462 00:23:50,459 --> 00:23:53,326 Don't be ridiculous, Cousin Larry. [both laugh] 463 00:23:53,361 --> 00:23:54,594 ? ? 464 00:23:54,629 --> 00:23:57,697 Man. [Jules laughs] 465 00:23:57,732 --> 00:24:02,034 ? ? 466 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:03,369 [door opens] 467 00:24:05,740 --> 00:24:07,907 - Hey, baby. - Hi, Ju-boo. 468 00:24:07,942 --> 00:24:11,243 How are you? Pretty good. 469 00:24:11,278 --> 00:24:14,279 How's my baby? Good. 470 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:18,818 Mmm. Hi. Hi. 471 00:24:18,853 --> 00:24:21,721 - How'd everything go today? - It was fine. 472 00:24:21,756 --> 00:24:24,957 He's a little busted, but he goes into surgery on Monday. 473 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:31,396 That's... very nice of you, to be there for him. 474 00:24:31,432 --> 00:24:34,233 Yeah. Well, he'd do it for me. 475 00:24:34,268 --> 00:24:36,301 He'd be so fucked without my insurance. 476 00:24:36,337 --> 00:24:39,338 It's a good thing we didn't sign the divorce papers yet. 477 00:24:43,744 --> 00:24:46,144 Wait. Are you making a 'zine for that church? 478 00:24:47,047 --> 00:24:48,980 Let me see this. 479 00:24:49,016 --> 00:24:50,581 Extra credit. 480 00:24:50,617 --> 00:24:52,216 [both laugh] 481 00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:54,252 - Wow. - You like? 482 00:24:54,287 --> 00:24:57,122 Oh my goodness, Ju-boo. 483 00:24:59,392 --> 00:25:01,325 I'm really impressed. 484 00:25:05,131 --> 00:25:07,031 Jules, this is so cool. 485 00:25:11,538 --> 00:25:13,771 What? What are you doing? 486 00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:15,540 Smile-off. 487 00:25:15,575 --> 00:25:16,707 - No. No. - Your turn. 488 00:25:16,742 --> 00:25:18,942 - Please? - Baby, I'm tired. 489 00:25:18,978 --> 00:25:20,911 Smile contest. [sighs] 490 00:25:20,946 --> 00:25:22,379 - Honey. - Come on. 491 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,450 Come on. You can do better than that. 492 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:29,920 [clears throat] 493 00:25:29,955 --> 00:25:31,454 [distant siren wails] 494 00:25:35,727 --> 00:25:37,160 Are you stoned? 495 00:25:37,196 --> 00:25:40,330 No, I'm not. I just had a good day. 496 00:25:40,365 --> 00:25:43,433 - Okay. - Come on, your turn. 497 00:25:43,468 --> 00:25:47,304 Please? [laughs] 498 00:25:48,407 --> 00:25:49,706 That's good. 499 00:25:49,741 --> 00:25:50,907 [tapping feet] 500 00:25:50,942 --> 00:25:52,942 Oh. [Laughs] We're going for it? 501 00:25:52,977 --> 00:25:54,543 Oh. 'Kay. Great. 502 00:25:54,579 --> 00:25:57,346 [laughs] Cool. 503 00:25:57,381 --> 00:25:59,548 [laughs] 504 00:26:00,752 --> 00:26:01,884 [giggles] 505 00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,787 [laughs, claps] Okay. 506 00:26:04,823 --> 00:26:07,723 - Fox face. - Ooh! I like it. 507 00:26:07,758 --> 00:26:09,758 [hisses] Mmhmm. Big fan. 508 00:26:09,793 --> 00:26:12,060 [babbles] 509 00:26:12,096 --> 00:26:15,831 Oh, that's... very frightening. 510 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,266 Phyllis? 511 00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:20,936 - I'm out. Good night. Do not call me. - Bye, baby. Okay. 512 00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:22,871 I'm, like, falling off the bed. 513 00:26:22,906 --> 00:26:25,040 You're not falling off the bed. 514 00:26:25,075 --> 00:26:27,575 Look at me, I'm holding on for dear life. 515 00:26:27,611 --> 00:26:30,545 I promise if you let go, you're not gonna fall. 516 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,147 I really don't wanna fall. 517 00:26:32,182 --> 00:26:33,514 You are not falling. 518 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,783 Would you call Sarah for me? 519 00:26:34,818 --> 00:26:36,451 I need to talk to her before I die. 520 00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:41,021 You're fine. You just ate a little too much pot. 521 00:26:41,057 --> 00:26:42,423 My teeth feel brittle. 522 00:26:42,459 --> 00:26:45,993 - Your teeth are also fine. - There's nothing wrong with you teeth. 523 00:26:46,028 --> 00:26:50,164 I can't breathe. Oh God. I don't wanna die. 524 00:26:50,199 --> 00:26:51,466 You just gotta chill. 525 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:54,402 - I don't wanna die. - Just chill. 526 00:26:55,772 --> 00:26:58,005 You just gotta chill. That's it. Hey. 527 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,706 What was that? Holy shit. 528 00:26:59,742 --> 00:27:02,209 Huh. Thanks! 529 00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,145 Yeah, lemme know if you need any more. 530 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:05,813 But I'm gonna give 'em to you. 531 00:27:05,848 --> 00:27:07,948 - Hey, you're a pal. - Huh? 532 00:27:07,984 --> 00:27:10,985 [man laughs] [heartbeat thumping] 533 00:27:13,822 --> 00:27:15,255 But I'm gonna give 'em to you. 534 00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:17,291 - You're a pal. - Huh? 535 00:27:17,326 --> 00:27:20,193 - Sharesies. - You. I always share. 536 00:27:20,228 --> 00:27:22,696 [man laughs] [high-pitched humming] 537 00:27:22,731 --> 00:27:26,065 Ahh. Mmm. 538 00:27:26,101 --> 00:27:29,602 [child crying] [woman shushing] 539 00:27:32,774 --> 00:27:35,341 It's okay. It's okay. 540 00:27:35,376 --> 00:27:37,510 ? ? 541 00:27:42,184 --> 00:27:46,852 ["All the Snow Is Gone" by Sniffle Party playing] 542 00:28:22,823 --> 00:28:26,624 ? ? 543 00:28:47,354 --> 00:28:50,847 - sync and corrections by Zac - www.addic7ed.com 544 00:28:50,849 --> 00:28:54,984 [song continuing] 545 00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:25,546 ? ? 546 00:29:53,175 --> 00:29:56,977 ? ? 547 00:30:10,659 --> 00:30:15,328 ? 548 00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:19,928 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37964

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