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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,030 Synced and corrected by Vivelalto www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:03,050 --> 00:00:05,610 - RAQUEL: If Suzanne tries to eat you... - Arrgh! 3 00:00:05,900 --> 00:00:07,250 ... zap her arse. 4 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,770 No matter what you hear, you stay in bed. 5 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:16,200 But there is one way your little boy gets to keep his mum. 6 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,520 I'll do anything. 7 00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,050 (TOY SQUEAKS) 8 00:00:19,070 --> 00:00:21,250 (SHE SUCKS) 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,550 - Whoa! Whoa! Easy! - Who the hell are you? 10 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:26,840 I'm Harry. 11 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:32,100 I didn't think I'd ever have this with someone. 12 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,770 (GUNSHOT) Ahhh! 13 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,019 (SHE SCREAMS) 14 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:36,650 It's OK! 15 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,270 We need some help here, please! 16 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,440 I was wrong about him. 17 00:00:46,470 --> 00:00:49,670 He really cares about you. This whole seeing the future thing... 18 00:00:49,700 --> 00:00:51,470 It's messing with my head. 19 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:54,040 - What you going to do? - I have to go away. 20 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,200 Somewhere they can't find me. 21 00:00:56,270 --> 00:00:59,050 I'm a hand grenade. Some prick's about to pull the pin. 22 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,580 Guess we better pack our bikinis. 23 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:03,640 We're going to the seaside. 24 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:08,840 I saw what she can do. It scares her. 25 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:10,940 She's the gateway to hell. 26 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,170 And you, my friend... 27 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,220 you're the key that unlocks her. 28 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:17,570 I'm going to catch you 29 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,080 I'm going to get you Get you 30 00:01:20,190 --> 00:01:22,320 Oh, oh, oh 31 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:26,600 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 32 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:30,510 Oh, oh, oh-oh 33 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,480 You're my kill of the night. 34 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,470 Gotta raise a little hell... 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,760 Happy Halloween. 36 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,460 Raise hell 37 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,840 Somebody gotta Gotta raise a little hell. 38 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,030 My phone has not stopped. 39 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,830 When this party's over, I'm getting on a plane, 40 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,680 and I'm hitting the beach. 41 00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:24,370 So! Big day. 42 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,240 - How are we feeling? - Yeah. OK. 43 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,040 Well, try to contain your excitement. 44 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,160 What's wrong with you, you miserable bastard? 45 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,280 What happens to Raquel? 46 00:02:34,170 --> 00:02:35,960 You know, after... 47 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:39,220 I really don't see there's anything to be gained from keeping her around. 48 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:41,830 Well, I imagine she'll be more than a little annoyed. 49 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,570 Well, we're banking on it. 50 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,880 Well, her being hurt an angry 51 00:02:45,930 --> 00:02:47,759 is what's going to make those gates 52 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,440 swing wide open, 53 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,520 like a hooker's cooch. 54 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,390 You, eh... 55 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,920 You ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? 56 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:03,760 It's a psychological condition 57 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,580 where captives develop feelings of affection 58 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,320 towards their kidnappers. 59 00:03:08,470 --> 00:03:11,520 Instead of trying to escape, they start whipping up pancakes 60 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:13,780 and other labour-intensive comfort foods. 61 00:03:16,350 --> 00:03:18,270 You like her, don't you? 62 00:03:19,470 --> 00:03:22,300 It's OK. It's always a risk. 63 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,770 It just happened. 64 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:27,540 You need to keep a little bottle of her tears 65 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,360 and drink from it on special occasions. 66 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:36,070 OK. I've got a million and one things to do. 67 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:38,550 Are you ready? 68 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,870 (HARRY CHOKES AND WHIMPERS) 69 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,460 Shh, shh, shhh... 70 00:03:45,510 --> 00:03:47,320 (PHONE RINGS) 71 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:51,940 Yep? 72 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,570 Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of something right now. 73 00:03:54,610 --> 00:03:56,490 Delivered the ice sculpture? 74 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:59,600 Yeah, it was going to melt. 75 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,800 (HARRY STRUGGLES) 76 00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:02,420 Yeah, I'm going to have to call you back. 77 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:10,330 (HE SIGHS) 78 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:17,840 Nurse? 79 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,530 Need some help in here, please. 80 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,080 (PHONE RINGS) 81 00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:30,160 Hello? 82 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:33,570 Yeah, that's me. 83 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,900 Is he OK? 84 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,120 Why did Coldplay have to come? 85 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,940 He's like a leech on my dick, just 86 00:04:42,970 --> 00:04:45,050 sucking the joy out of everything he touches. 87 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:46,600 They could have used him against Raquel. 88 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,060 If he loves his sister, 89 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,330 maybe that's a sacrifice he should be willing to make. 90 00:04:50,770 --> 00:04:53,180 - I'd do it for my sister. - You hate your sister. 91 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,040 Uhh, she is poison. 92 00:04:58,690 --> 00:04:59,770 Raquel, what is it? 93 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:03,720 It's Harry. He stopped breathing. 94 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,620 But they revived him. 95 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:08,170 He's asking for me. 96 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:11,260 You can't go back. 97 00:05:11,500 --> 00:05:13,490 - It's too dangerous. - He nearly died. 98 00:05:13,510 --> 00:05:16,000 I know how you feel about him, but he's just one person. 99 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,230 He saved my life. You want me to ignore him? 100 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:19,770 If you go back and they find you, 101 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:21,930 tens of thousands of people get possessed. 102 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:24,440 We're talking about the end of the world as we know it! 103 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:26,799 Jesus!You're really freaking me out. 104 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,290 - You can't go. - So, what...? 105 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:30,520 Now you're telling me what I should do? 106 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,080 Before I clued you up, 107 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:34,530 you were all stumbling around like a blind woman 108 00:05:34,550 --> 00:05:36,840 with her knickers around her ankles wondering why everyone's shouting, 109 00:05:36,850 --> 00:05:38,490 - "Beaver alert!" - (JAKE SNORTS) 110 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,160 "Beaver alert", classic. 111 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,760 I'm sorry. 112 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:46,320 I can't let you go. 113 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,310 And just exactly how are you planning on stopping me, Goldilocks? 114 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:51,550 If you make me, I'll tell Tyler. 115 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:53,420 I'll tell him everything. 116 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,850 Don't involve him in this. Don't do that to him. 117 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:58,190 (DOOR OPENS) 118 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:01,050 Rrrrraaah! 119 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,520 That's awkward. 120 00:06:06,570 --> 00:06:07,790 What's going on? 121 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,270 You win, Goldilocks. 122 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,350 Whoa! 123 00:06:14,430 --> 00:06:16,670 - What's that all about? -Nothing. 124 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:25,210 Now, I'm not saying that was totally your fault, just... 125 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:28,190 try and be a bit more sensitive in the future, yeah? 126 00:06:30,670 --> 00:06:31,890 What did I do? 127 00:06:33,210 --> 00:06:35,770 I put a spell on you 128 00:06:39,630 --> 00:06:42,950 Because you're mine 129 00:06:47,830 --> 00:06:50,900 You better stop the thing that you do 130 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,980 I said, oh watch out I ain't lying... 131 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,860 Oy, oy! 132 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,660 That's for you. 133 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:03,960 - And for you. - Cheers. 134 00:07:06,950 --> 00:07:09,600 Right. Happy Halloween. 135 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,550 ALL: Happy Halloween. 136 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:19,240 Mmm. 137 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,180 Let's Jenga, bitches. 138 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:39,880 (SLURRED) Jenga is way harder than I remember it. 139 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:42,940 Go up... 140 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:44,880 It's your go. 141 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,640 (SLURRED) Ha. 142 00:08:04,670 --> 00:08:06,240 You lose, dickhead. 143 00:08:07,860 --> 00:08:09,350 I think I'm... 144 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,140 I think I'm just going to... 145 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,820 have a little lie down as well. 146 00:08:15,850 --> 00:08:17,110 (HE MOANS) 147 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:21,010 Mmm. You smell like my mum. 148 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:22,680 Get off! 149 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,460 Dad... 150 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,030 It's just cheese. 151 00:08:30,670 --> 00:08:32,330 I have to see him. 152 00:08:32,910 --> 00:08:34,120 You guys have a nice sleep. 153 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:36,760 No! No, it's stupid. 154 00:08:37,210 --> 00:08:39,600 You're... Too dangerous. 155 00:08:40,530 --> 00:08:42,180 You can't go! 156 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:47,510 Don't do it. 157 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:49,600 Raquel! 158 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:11,680 (SNORING) 159 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:43,720 (MACHINE BEEPS) 160 00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:44,840 Hey. 161 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:46,320 You shouldn't have come. 162 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:48,560 They said you were asking for me. 163 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,960 Well, I was out of it, I didn't know what I was saying. 164 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:54,400 - Thanks. - You know I didn't mean it like that. 165 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:56,030 It's good to see you. 166 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,780 How are you feeling now? 167 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,330 You look kind of shitty. 168 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,880 (HE LAUGHS) I'm fine. 169 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:05,180 You had a visitor? 170 00:10:05,590 --> 00:10:06,640 Hmm? 171 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,340 The grapes. 172 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,280 Oh, one of the nurses got them for me. 173 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,630 Cos you were all flirting with her? 174 00:10:12,670 --> 00:10:13,640 No. 175 00:10:13,910 --> 00:10:15,680 I'm joking, paranoid. 176 00:10:16,090 --> 00:10:17,620 You've got guilty mind. (SHE CHUCKLES) 177 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,400 Scooch up. 178 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,470 Jake? 179 00:10:29,530 --> 00:10:30,650 Jake? 180 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,240 Jake! 181 00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:34,040 Who won Jenga? 182 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:35,920 Raquel drugged us. 183 00:10:35,940 --> 00:10:38,760 She's gone to see Harry. We have to go after her. 184 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:42,710 - What about him? - He's fine. Just leave him asleep. 185 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,710 - Ugh. - Shh. 186 00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,090 I missed you. 187 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,340 You smell of hospital. 188 00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:01,990 (SHE SNIFFS) 189 00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:03,710 Sexy hospital. 190 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,450 (SHE LAUGHS) 191 00:11:22,710 --> 00:11:24,360 Are you sure you're OK to drive? 192 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,920 I passed my driving test having consumed 193 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,830 a near-fatal dose of meow meow. 194 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,380 If anything, I'm a better driver when I'm high. 195 00:11:32,410 --> 00:11:34,150 (ENGINE STARTS) 196 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,380 I should go. 197 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,290 I'll come back, as soon as it's safe. 198 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,080 Don't stop breathing, dumbass. 199 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:07,840 I'll try not to. 200 00:12:09,470 --> 00:12:10,520 Raquel... 201 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:17,570 I'll see you soon. 202 00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:31,030 Mmm. Mm, now I'm going. 203 00:12:31,070 --> 00:12:33,240 Now I'm going. I'm going now. I'm going now. 204 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,810 Bye. (SHE LAUGHS) 205 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:39,670 (DOOR CLOSES) 206 00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:47,360 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 207 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,810 Raquel? 208 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,110 What are you doing here? 209 00:12:52,130 --> 00:12:53,180 Uh... 210 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,440 visiting a friend. He's sick. 211 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:57,240 What's wrong with him? 212 00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,390 Er, he was stung by a bee, he's allergic. 213 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:01,670 His face swelled up. 214 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,880 It's all red and puffy like a baboon's arse. 215 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,880 Poor guy. 216 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,850 Anyway, I'm glad I ran into you. 217 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:11,590 There was something I'd like to talk to you about. 218 00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,670 Now? Oh, no, it's not really a good time. 219 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,910 Ah, it won't take long, Raquel. Come on. 220 00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:20,240 You doing anything for Halloween? 221 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:23,190 Not really. Just having a quiet one. 222 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,390 Is that right? 223 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:26,620 Hm, very sensible. 224 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:34,190 Grab yourself a seat. 225 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:37,840 So, how are things with your friend Amy? 226 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,710 Last time that we spoke you said you'd fallen out. 227 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,140 We made up. 228 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,680 That could change again. 229 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,030 How come? 230 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,320 Just a hunch. 231 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,000 (HEARTBEAT) 232 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,960 (HEARTBEAT QUICKENS) 233 00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:08,670 (HEARTBEAT STOPS) 234 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,240 What? What is it? 235 00:14:12,550 --> 00:14:13,710 It's nothing. 236 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,860 (HORN BLARES) 237 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,160 (HORN BLARES) 238 00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:20,620 Yeah, all right. 239 00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,240 (HORN BLARES) Yes, thank you! 240 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,410 (HORN BLARES) 241 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,430 Sorry. 242 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,960 Halloween, 243 00:14:36,070 --> 00:14:39,930 it's always a busy day for any mental health professional. 244 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:41,560 People go nuts. 245 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,410 Seriously. 246 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,000 Are you going to a party? 247 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:50,240 I'm going to the mother of all parties. 248 00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,200 You said there was something you wanted to talk to me about. 249 00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:56,360 That's right. 250 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,770 There is. 251 00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,360 Do you believe in destiny, Raquel? 252 00:15:01,140 --> 00:15:02,760 Depends what you mean by destiny. 253 00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,880 Destiny... 254 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,990 "Events that will necessarily happen 255 00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,450 to a particular person in the future." 256 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,670 Thank you, Wikipedia. 257 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,270 Today is all about you. 258 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:25,000 Your destiny. 259 00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,970 Your dad always knew you were special. 260 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:32,690 He was right. 261 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:34,730 It's you. 262 00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,800 - You're the big, evil prick. - I am a big, evil prick. 263 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,750 Ugh! Ugh! 264 00:15:39,770 --> 00:15:41,240 I'm going to rip your head off! 265 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:44,150 They said it was impossible for a demon to father a child. 266 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,070 We're so twisted and evil, we even kill our own sperm. 267 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,630 I waited over 800 years for someone like you. 268 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,240 I don't want to blow smoke up your arse, 269 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,960 but you're unique, one of a kind. 270 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,800 - You're a frigging unicorn. - If I'm a unicorn, 271 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,660 I know exactly where I'm ramming my horn! 272 00:15:56,670 --> 00:15:58,850 - I love this banter. - You killed my dad! 273 00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:01,090 A necessary step in your little journey. 274 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:02,590 Everything that's happened, 275 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,320 it's all been leading to this moment. 276 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,780 You killed him. 277 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:11,180 Save it for later. 278 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,640 We have a party to go to. 279 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:23,720 I want to be 280 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:26,850 Gentle snow 281 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,910 Falling on you 282 00:16:31,540 --> 00:16:34,550 Soft white skin 283 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:37,850 I wanna be 284 00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:41,880 That tender breeze 285 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:45,560 Drifting for you 286 00:16:46,470 --> 00:16:49,080 Mild and sweet. 287 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,550 Ah, are we here? 288 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:52,800 Huh. 289 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,640 It's like my driving test all over again. 290 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,120 Raquel! 291 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:00,990 Go! Go after them! 292 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,840 (ENGINE SPUTTERS) 293 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,790 Oh, no. Come on! 294 00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:07,210 Come on, you beautiful, sexy bitch. 295 00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:08,620 AMY: We're going to lose them! 296 00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,070 Piece of shit! 297 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,240 (SHE SIGHS) (ENGINE SPUTTERS) 298 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,650 We're going to need some Halloween costumes. 299 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,270 CALLUM: Raquel? 300 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:22,580 Hey, Raquel? You should really see this. 301 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,640 There she is. 302 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,330 So... 303 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,110 What do you think? 304 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:36,580 You've no idea how hard I've worked to bring this all together. 305 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,000 And here we are. 306 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,350 This is huge. 307 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,520 Don't touch me, you prick. 308 00:17:46,490 --> 00:17:47,990 You see up there? 309 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:51,740 That's where you're going to open the gates of hell. 310 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:54,429 And that's when the fun really starts. 311 00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:57,750 By fun, I mean apocalyptic slaughter. 312 00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:01,070 You think I'm going to fire up and open them for you? 313 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,710 You think you can just switch me on? I'm not a toaster! 314 00:18:03,740 --> 00:18:05,670 Oh, you're definitely not a toaster. 315 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,870 Well, you've forgotten I'm your therapist. I know you. 316 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,120 I know exactly which buttons to press. 317 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,160 So, when the time comes, 318 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,680 I'm going to crack that big heart of yours wide open. 319 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,360 You won't be able to help yourself. 320 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,790 You'll open the gateway 321 00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:22,590 and the legions of hell will come pouring through it. 322 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,660 (HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS AND CLAPS) 323 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,410 - Job done. - The only thing I'm going to be 324 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:27,960 cracking is your pointy little rat face. 325 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:28,950 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 326 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:31,110 Oh, you say, "Tomato," I say, "There's no tomatoes," 327 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:34,540 just pain, terror, and unimaginable suffering. 328 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,440 Who's hungry? 329 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:42,000 Shall we order some Thai food? Yeah, you fancy it? 330 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,400 JACK: Are we ready to do this? 331 00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,540 Have you seen this? Practically everyone we know 332 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,070 is going to this Halloween Party. 333 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,830 - Is Pete going? - Which Pete? 334 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,230 Fit sister Pete? 335 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,170 Fat sister Pete? 336 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:13,130 Tall Tony? Little Finn? 337 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,600 Gay Simon? Weird Simon? Simon One Ball? 338 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,800 - Big, bald Jimmy Chemo? - They're all going. 339 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,170 Poor bastard's got cancer. He shouldn't be going to a party. 340 00:19:21,190 --> 00:19:22,930 And if we don't stop it, they'll all be possessed. 341 00:19:22,950 --> 00:19:25,600 Yeah, well. It's a lot pressure. I'm not good with pressure. 342 00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,350 This costume is not designed for bowel-related emergencies. 343 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:39,220 CALLUM: I can't wait to see the look on her face when you take it off. 344 00:19:39,710 --> 00:19:41,230 It is going to break her heart. 345 00:19:42,490 --> 00:19:45,400 All hell is going to break loose, literally. 346 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:50,070 You should get changed. Chop, chop. 347 00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:02,430 Something is going on. What is it? 348 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,250 I think I'm going to die. 349 00:20:08,630 --> 00:20:09,950 I saw it. 350 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,350 OK. 351 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,370 We get on a plane and go live on a desert island. 352 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,140 Let's just get on a plane. 353 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,650 What about everyone else? 354 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,030 Tall Tony, Little Finn, Fat Sister Pete? 355 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,800 They'll have to take their chances. I am not losing you. 356 00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,339 What about Raquel? 357 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:27,160 She'd never walk away from me, no matter what. 358 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:29,820 She'd be straight in there, cracking skulls. 359 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,890 I don't want to die. 360 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,720 You don't have to die. 361 00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:38,680 Walk away, Amy. 362 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,230 My mum spent her life running away. 363 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,350 Yeah. From demons, from the future, from me. 364 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:49,670 Maybe you have to run toward it, balls-out. 365 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,930 Don't do this. 366 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,030 Don't go balls-out. 367 00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,590 I have to. 368 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,970 I save Raquel, or I die trying. 369 00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:04,870 Well, then I guess we're going balls-out together, aren't we? 370 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,460 Balls-out and the wind in our hair. 371 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,020 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC) 372 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,320 JACK: You can say what you want about the evil shits 373 00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:51,550 but they know how to throw a party. 374 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:55,080 It is going off! Whoo! 375 00:22:03,370 --> 00:22:04,790 Jimmy. 376 00:22:06,130 --> 00:22:08,190 Hey, man. Guess what? 377 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:11,160 I got the all clear. The tumour, it's gone. 378 00:22:11,190 --> 00:22:12,320 I'm fine. 379 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:14,470 That's great, man. I'm made up for you. 380 00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:17,470 Today is the first day of the rest of my life. 381 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,650 Yeah. About that. 382 00:22:19,940 --> 00:22:21,960 - You've got to get out of here. - What? 383 00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:24,600 They're going to open the gates of hell and everyone here 384 00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,670 is going to get possessed by demons. 385 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,780 Are you high? You crazy bastard. 386 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,960 Yeah, cool. Catch you later, man. 387 00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,710 Jimmy! Jimmy! Get out of here! 388 00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,610 Jimmy! Oh! 389 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,980 You silly, bald prat. 390 00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:43,440 They must be holding Raquel backstage. 391 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:54,480 Check down there. 392 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:21,860 Amy? 393 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,000 Dr Weaver. 394 00:23:25,410 --> 00:23:28,310 We met in the hospital the night you had your hallucination. 395 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:29,640 What're you doing here? 396 00:23:29,870 --> 00:23:31,160 Sorry. 397 00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:33,780 Sometimes I lose track of who knows what. 398 00:23:34,710 --> 00:23:37,290 I'm behind this whole legions of hell thing. 399 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,430 It was all me. 400 00:23:40,290 --> 00:23:42,970 I can't believe you're the same confused, scared, 401 00:23:42,990 --> 00:23:45,430 stupid, little girl I met that night. 402 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,040 Hats off, really. 403 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,270 Where's Raquel? 404 00:23:49,300 --> 00:23:51,590 Well, she's in the Green Room, chilling, 405 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,400 before her big moment. 406 00:23:57,500 --> 00:23:58,870 You already know Mercy. 407 00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,530 That F-15 fighter jet in my tit. 408 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,560 You ruined my favourite bra. 409 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,599 - The rescue party's here. - Amy? 410 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:25,600 I was going to snap her neck like a chip-stick, 411 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:28,360 but I really wanted her to see this. 412 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:30,750 Here we all are, hmm. 413 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,180 All the players. 414 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,790 I don't know about you... 415 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,010 ... but I'm feeling it. 416 00:24:38,020 --> 00:24:40,870 Man. I need a cigarette. 417 00:24:40,970 --> 00:24:42,890 I think we can manage that. 418 00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:59,560 Aargh! 419 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,890 Jeez, you little bitch! 420 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:07,070 Uh, uh, uh. I'm a unicorn. 421 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,710 On second thoughts, 422 00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:11,600 you're not a unicorn. You're a dodo. 423 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,120 And we all know what happened to the dodos. 424 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,590 Did they have sex with your mum? 425 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,690 I am Baleros of the ancient ones, 426 00:25:18,710 --> 00:25:20,880 the spawn of the Dark Lord himself. 427 00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,070 I don't have a mum. 428 00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:25,400 So the Dark Lord just shat you out? Mmm. That figures. 429 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,680 As much as I'd like to hang around exchanging pithy insults, 430 00:25:28,930 --> 00:25:31,680 the gates of hell won't open themselves. 431 00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,880 I hope he's going to be awake for the main event. 432 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:45,640 It's late for him. 433 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:47,760 Well, I suppose if he stays up after ten o'clock 434 00:25:47,770 --> 00:25:49,980 he has to wear kneepads and a helmet. 435 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,500 You just make sure he's there. 436 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:57,590 I hope you're not having second thoughts about him being possessed. 437 00:26:01,450 --> 00:26:04,310 Find their dickhead friend, and check the first aid kit. 438 00:26:04,370 --> 00:26:06,840 See if we have any of that pain relief spray. 439 00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:27,880 Amy? (DOOR OPENS) 440 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:30,110 (DOOR CLOSES) 441 00:26:57,530 --> 00:26:58,680 Amy. 442 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,710 Amy? 443 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:10,750 Hey. 444 00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,360 I'm sorry. I should have listened to you. 445 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:16,730 Next time. 446 00:27:22,540 --> 00:27:23,720 What? 447 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,130 There might not be a next time. 448 00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,550 You saw something? 449 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,640 Was it bad? 450 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:36,830 About as bad as it can get. 451 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,150 You, or me? 452 00:27:42,910 --> 00:27:44,080 Me. 453 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:49,040 You came anyway? 454 00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:55,240 I thought I was crazy and then I met you. 455 00:27:58,120 --> 00:27:59,850 I guess we're both pretty weird. 456 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,200 I like that about us. 457 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,640 Me too. 458 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,350 (LOUD ROCK MUSIC) 459 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,560 Let's get this shit storm started. 460 00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,150 (MUSIC STOPS) 461 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,390 Since the dawn of time, 462 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:52,110 demons have walked among us. 463 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,390 Most of you can't see them. 464 00:28:54,700 --> 00:28:58,110 They possess people who look just like you 465 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,000 and you... and you. 466 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,490 (CHEERING) 467 00:29:02,980 --> 00:29:04,380 Recognise the voice? 468 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,110 - It's the guy off Big Brother. -Yeah? 469 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:27,590 They live in the darkness, waiting, waiting. 470 00:29:27,750 --> 00:29:29,960 Their time is coming. 471 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,950 (CHEERING) 472 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:33,390 They are loving it. 473 00:29:33,410 --> 00:29:34,599 At the stroke of midnight, 474 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,590 a gateway will open between this world and the underworld. 475 00:29:39,270 --> 00:29:43,270 The legions of hell are coming for you! 476 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:47,900 Show time. 477 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,350 This is your big moment. 478 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,260 Now. 479 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,360 Do it! 480 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:01,270 No. No! 481 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,560 I'm sorry. 482 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,860 No! No! No! No! 483 00:31:06,730 --> 00:31:08,880 (ELECTRICAL CRACKLING) 484 00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:11,870 (SHE SCREAMS) 485 00:31:30,590 --> 00:31:34,590 (SHE SCREAMS) 486 00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:41,560 It's beautiful. 487 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,550 Balls-out! 488 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,080 Aargh! 489 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,630 I know how to stop it. 490 00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:01,680 I know how to stop it! 491 00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:08,040 Go! 492 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,940 AMY: Raquel. Raquel. 493 00:32:15,380 --> 00:32:18,240 You're going to end the world because of that prick? Screw him! 494 00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:19,670 He's a lying shit! 495 00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:23,240 Don't end the world for his limp dick. 496 00:32:23,930 --> 00:32:26,450 You are a strong, independent woman. 497 00:32:26,490 --> 00:32:28,190 You're like Beyonce! 498 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:30,960 All the ladies. Throw your hands up! 499 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,200 Raquel! Throw your hands up! 500 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,710 Throw them! 501 00:32:34,900 --> 00:32:38,110 He didn't care about you. I do. 502 00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:42,240 I love you! I love you. 503 00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:48,910 No! 504 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:57,070 - Aargh! - Aargh! 505 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,750 [MUSIC: Laura by Bat For Lashes] 506 00:33:10,910 --> 00:33:15,070 You say that they've all left you behind 507 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,520 Your heart broke when the party died... 508 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,040 Amy? 509 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,790 Amy? 510 00:33:33,630 --> 00:33:38,150 Drape your arms around me and softly say 511 00:33:41,990 --> 00:33:44,420 Can we dance upon... 512 00:33:44,430 --> 00:33:45,970 I thought you were dead. 513 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:48,190 We did it. 514 00:33:48,450 --> 00:33:49,870 We saved the world. 515 00:33:51,150 --> 00:33:52,640 With a little help from Beyonce 516 00:33:52,670 --> 00:33:54,270 and an inflatable zombie. 517 00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:58,990 (SHE LAUGHS) 518 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,540 There's something happening here 519 00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:08,240 But what it is ain't exactly clear 520 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:13,020 There's a man with a gun over there 521 00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:18,010 Telling me I've got to beware 522 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,550 I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? 523 00:34:22,590 --> 00:34:25,400 Everybody look What's going down? 524 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,200 Hey. 525 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:30,480 Hey. 526 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,860 I was thinking about all the people waking up possessed down there. 527 00:34:36,110 --> 00:34:38,630 - How many do you think there are? - It's hard to say. 528 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,970 More than ten, less than 50. 529 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,490 Could've been a lot worse. 530 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,200 Sitting there... 531 00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,890 eating their Coco Pops, 532 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,949 looking around at their families thinking, 533 00:34:48,950 --> 00:34:50,920 "Which one of you shall I kill first?" 534 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:52,460 Eeny, 535 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:53,920 meeny, 536 00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:55,860 miney... 537 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,520 ... mo. 538 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,350 There's the kicker. 539 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:03,660 - Right in your twot. - No! 540 00:35:06,260 --> 00:35:08,080 Raquel! Raquel! 541 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:40,880 (HE GRUNTS) 542 00:35:42,050 --> 00:35:43,040 Oh! 543 00:35:43,070 --> 00:35:46,790 You have no idea how good that feels! 544 00:35:47,070 --> 00:35:49,850 Hundreds of years, waiting in the darkness. 545 00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:51,640 You know... 546 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,520 time, it really drags down there. 547 00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,360 They say... 548 00:35:58,910 --> 00:36:00,900 the first one's the sweetest. 549 00:36:02,990 --> 00:36:04,400 They're right. 550 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:11,560 I... was... 551 00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:14,720 born... to do this. 552 00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,600 (PHONE RINGS) 553 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:22,940 Oh! Bloody phones! 554 00:36:23,570 --> 00:36:26,030 Now, this is totally ruining it for me. 555 00:36:26,830 --> 00:36:29,280 Where is it? Come on! 556 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,610 Whoever this is calling you, they're next. 557 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,830 Have I got a surprise for them! 558 00:36:38,350 --> 00:36:41,480 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (SHE GASPS) 559 00:36:54,820 --> 00:36:56,840 We need to do another exorcism. 560 00:36:57,390 --> 00:36:59,440 - Who? - Jake. 561 00:37:00,270 --> 00:37:01,630 Prick! 562 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:26,960 Are you thinking about Harry? 563 00:37:30,530 --> 00:37:32,320 Should've let you shoot the prick. 564 00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,730 When I was being the gateway 565 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:40,180 and you kissed me 566 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,960 and you told me you loved me... 567 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,070 As a friend. You can love your friends. 568 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,070 OK. Friends. That's cool. 569 00:37:49,740 --> 00:37:51,080 Do I have to tell you that I love you? 570 00:37:51,110 --> 00:37:52,800 Cos I'm not exactly comfortable with that. 571 00:37:52,820 --> 00:37:54,400 It's fine. 572 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,300 I know you do. 573 00:38:01,030 --> 00:38:03,480 Sorry I can't help with the exorcism. 574 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,150 Imagine that idiot as a revenant. 575 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:08,230 The world isn't ready for that! 576 00:38:16,790 --> 00:38:18,320 I already lost one friend. 577 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,950 (HE GRUNTS) 578 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:27,000 I want my friend back. 579 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,490 (TRICKLING) 580 00:38:33,870 --> 00:38:35,780 In nomine Patris, 581 00:38:35,930 --> 00:38:38,530 et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti... 582 00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:43,170 Sicuit fluit cera a facie ignis, 583 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:45,730 sic pereant peccatores 584 00:38:45,810 --> 00:38:47,500 a facie Dei... 585 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,270 (HE GRUNTS) 586 00:39:09,130 --> 00:39:11,860 (HE YELLS) 587 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:22,390 Jake? 588 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,640 Jake? 589 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:28,960 Jake? 590 00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,200 Jake! 591 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:36,010 Jake! Say something! 592 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:40,240 Say something, you crude, vulgar cock mouth. 593 00:39:41,460 --> 00:39:43,150 You pissed on me! 594 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:55,900 Oh, my God! 595 00:39:56,890 --> 00:39:59,670 - You're totally in love with me. - Shut up! 596 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,140 Oh, it worked. He's fine. 597 00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,120 Where is he? 598 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:16,960 Just drying his T-shirt. 599 00:40:17,510 --> 00:40:19,430 He's very excited that I pissed on him. 600 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:23,700 You OK? 601 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,600 Me? I'm fine. 602 00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:30,260 - I guess it's over. - Yeah, it is over. 603 00:40:31,070 --> 00:40:33,560 Except all those other people who got possessed. 604 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,360 Yeah, apart from that, obviously. 605 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,730 Got any... plans for the next few weeks? 606 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,079 _ 607 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,780 AMY: You know Tyler's still asking about what happened the night you spiked him? 608 00:40:49,810 --> 00:40:51,930 - Well, what you telling him? - Playing it innocent. 609 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,100 You don't sound innocent! I can hear you through the walls. 610 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:56,660 OK, moving on! 611 00:40:56,710 --> 00:40:58,600 What number is it? - 36. 612 00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,220 Oh, we've got another one straight after this. 613 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:03,440 Some girl on Facebook says that her boyfriend's semen's all cold. 614 00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:05,840 If a girl's possessed, can she get a frosty snatch? 615 00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:07,730 Frosty snatch, are you being for real? 616 00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:09,100 - Could be a thing. - OK. 617 00:41:09,110 --> 00:41:12,090 Well, next time we meet one, you can stick a thermometer in her poon. 618 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,980 Whoo! You got that nailed! 619 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,220 It's all in the wrist. 620 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,720 I used to play a lot of badminton. 621 00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:40,230 (SHE SCOFFS) Badminton?! 622 00:41:41,810 --> 00:41:44,830 - You ready? - Ready as a beaver with a chainsaw. 623 00:41:44,900 --> 00:41:46,170 What does that even mean? 624 00:41:48,930 --> 00:41:52,930 [MUSIC: Kill Of The Night by Gin Wigmore] 625 00:42:01,670 --> 00:42:03,400 RAQUEL: OK, pricks. 626 00:42:03,570 --> 00:42:05,770 Who wants a pole up their arse? 627 00:42:06,710 --> 00:42:10,100 Synced and corrected by Vivelalto www.addic7ed.com 628 00:42:21,770 --> 00:42:23,569 I'm gonna catch ya 629 00:42:23,570 --> 00:42:26,049 I'm gonna get ya, get ya 630 00:42:26,050 --> 00:42:28,929 Oh, ah-oh 631 00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:32,930 I wanna taste the way that you bleed 632 00:42:33,330 --> 00:42:37,330 Oh, oh-oh 633 00:42:37,570 --> 00:42:43,580 You're my kill of the night. 634 00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:48,180 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 43214

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