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What's reflected in a mirror
in a pitch-black room?
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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? ?
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Once we remove it,
they can no longer listen.
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They can't track you.
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You'll be completely unplugged
from the system.
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Are you sure you're ready
to leave your old life behind?
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The system is broken,
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and I've always felt like
an outsider looking in.
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- You're special.
- I've always felt special.
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You're the most special person
in the universe.
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I'm ready to accept how special I am.
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? ?
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[GROANING]
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? ?
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I'm free.
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- I'm fin...
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
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Finally free.
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I can't believe you asked me
to drive you to work today,
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just so you could watch
your pseudo-intellectual TV show
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on your stupid oversized smart watch.
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It must be feel really great
for the filmmakers
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to know that their premium
high-budget TV show
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is being viewed on a five-inch screen.
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Can you even hear me? No.
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Great. I'm talking to myself.
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"Oh, hi, me, how are you doing?"
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"I'm doing terribly." "Why?"
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"Because my friend thinks
I'm an Uber driver.
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"I'm also doing bad for reasons
totally unrelated to that,
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but thank you for asking."
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How do I know I can trust you?
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You can't trust anyone,
not even yourself.
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? ?
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[GUNSHOTS]
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? ?
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[GASPS] Jake, you got
to watch this show.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Can we talk about anything else?
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Like what?
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Do you think bin Laden's
widow is dating again?
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I mean, I hope so. She's a human being.
She deserves love.
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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? ?
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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It's crazy that Hampton DeVille
makes a smart watch
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almost identical to the one
in "Society Tomorrow."
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No, Matt, organized religion is crazy.
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The resurgence of neo-Nazism is crazy.
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My mom is crazy.
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But the fact that Hampton DeVille
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made an evil smart watch
and you bought it?
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- Not crazy.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Eh, the GuardWrist is evil.
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The HD StrapIn is awesome.
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It acts as my personal assistant,
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monitors my blood pressure,
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involuntarily,
but I know it's for my own good.
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It also records how many steps I take.
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See, before, I didn't know
how many steps I took,
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but now I do, so that's good.
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Wow. Yeah, steps.
That sounds incredible.
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And it has all my key card info on it,
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so I can beep right through
at work in two seconds.
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Yeah, that definitely seems much easier
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- than just doing this.
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
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I totally see why you'd be
willing to share
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all of your personal information
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for such a time-saving convenience.
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS ON COMPUTER]
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Are you watching "Society Tomorrow"?
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- Yes.
- [EXHALES EXCITEDLY]
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I was up all last night
binge-watching it.
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I love it.
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It's the only good thing in my life.
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My son is kind of not
talking to me right now.
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Real talk, though?
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I feel like Joshua's reflection
in the mirror
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- is like a metaphor.
- Yes.
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Just wait till you get to episode four.
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- It turns out...
- Oh, no spoilers.
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Oh... [LAUGHS] I'm sorry.
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Mm. [CHUCKLES]
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I mean, I think the show's an homage
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to a genre that it's also reinventing.
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Oh, and the music!
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Oh, I want to make love
to that soundtrack.
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Oh, I know.
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Don't get too friendly
with security guards.
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I once made the mistake
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of telling a security guard
to have a nice day.
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Next thing I knew,
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I was watching his improv comedy troupe.
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I actually did improv in coll...
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I know. Small talk is dangerous.
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The idea is to have a superficial
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nod-and-walk relationship with security.
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I like Hubert.
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Oh, my God, you know his name.
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You're already in too deep.
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What sets "Society Tomorrow" apart
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is not just the storytelling,
but also the cinematography.
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Oh, the cinematography is incredible.
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I love cinnamon-tography.
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All right, guys, enough chitchat.
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- Time to get to work.
- Thank God.
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Now, there's a chance we may
need to lay off 10,000 people,
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but first on the agenda...
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"Society Tomorrow."
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- Yeah! Yep!
- Wow!
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- What a show. What a show.
- Oh, my God.
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- I am, like, full-on obsessed with that.
- Same.
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Although,
I certainly hope the GuardWrist
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doesn't make people think the HD
StrapIn can control their minds.
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- Right?
- [BOTH LAUGH]
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Although, the HD StrapIn's
targeted advertising
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could be considered a low-grade
form of mind control.
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ALL: Ooh.
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I'm sorry, did you guys say
something about layoffs?
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Um, Jake? We're on an agenda here.
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Right now we're discussing
the groundbreaking
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original streaming series
"Society Tomorrow."
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Do you have any thoughts on that topic?
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No, I haven't watched it.
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I'm not really a sci-fi
fantasy binge-watch
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brainwashed-by-pop-culture
type of person.
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[GASPS] I am so totally jealous of you.
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I wish I could go back
and watch it for the first time.
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That's a great idea. Amazing thought.
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- Amazing thought.
- Wow.
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You should probably sit the
rest of this meeting out, bud.
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It's gonna be chock-full of spoilers.
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Oh, it's okay.
I don't care about spoilers.
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? ?
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[WHISPERING] Hey, champ,
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I wouldn't be able to live with myself
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if I let the twists and turns
of "Society Tomorrow"
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be spoiled for you.
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That would just be bad management.
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- But...
- Take the rest of the day,
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go watch the show,
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and come back here tomorrow
as a team player
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who can be part of
the national conversation.
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Mm-mm. Shh.
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Does anyone else feel like
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Josh's reflection in the mirror
was a metaphor?
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- Definitely.
- BOTH: Absolutely.
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- And that should...
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
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No? Okay.
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[GRUNTS]
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You know, I could remove
those advertisements for ya.
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- You can?
- Oh, yeah.
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Simple hack... removes ads,
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allows me to install third-party
non-Hampton DeVille apps.
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- Like pornography?
- [LAUGHS] Yeah.
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I'm sure the pornography
companies would appreciate
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their high-budget premium porn
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being viewed on a five-inch screen.
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But, yeah, I can access pornography.
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Okay, well, yes.
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Did you guys take
that online quiz to find out
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what "Society Tomorrow"
character you are?
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- [GASPS]
- I got Barbara.
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I got Joshua.
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I got unnamed hyper-sexualized
female character.
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Did you guys see there was
another mass shooting?
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14 casualties this time.
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This country has
such a huge problem with...
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Jake? Come on.
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We're trying to talk
about a popular TV show.
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Have some respect.
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You know what character Jake would get
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if he took the quiz?
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- Glen.
- Oh! [LAUGHS]
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Yes, Jake is such a Glen.
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- Who's Glen?
- You's Glen.
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You know what? I don't care.
I'm gonna go sit somewhere else.
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- Oh, no, Glen!
- [CHUCKLES]
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I don't know who this Glen character is,
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but I am not him.
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- Glen...
- Bye, Glen.
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- Glen, come back.
- Glen, please come back.
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- I love you, Glen.
- I love "Society Tomorrow."
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It's like an allegory
for the modern world.
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Oh, the cinematography...
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- Is this the Glen...?
- I read a think piece about it,
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so now I know what to think about it.
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[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
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The soundtrack is so amazing.
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[SIGHS]
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Don't even ask if I've seen the show.
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Hell, no.
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I'm not watching that futuristic
nostalgia bullshit.
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I am re-watching all of
"Seinfeld" for the ninth time.
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It doesn't make me laugh
anymore, but it's comfortable,
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like an old sweatshirt.
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[SIGHS] Thank God for you.
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You're the only person
I can talk to anymore.
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Do you know I'm actually
getting HR complaints
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about spoilers?
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I just got out of a meeting
with a weeping 56-year-old man
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because someone spoiled episode four.
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This show is creating
a false sense of camaraderie,
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like when a celebrity dies.
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You want to just talk about
the most recent mass shooting?
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I would love to.
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I always like when there's
more than one mass shooter,
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because then even after they caught one,
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one is still at large,
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and people are still paralyzed
with fear.
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It's way more fun that way, yeah,
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'cause the news cycle keeps going.
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Is it just me, or does the HD StrapIn
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emit a tiny electrical shock
every time an ad pops up?
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You can turn that off in settings,
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but they make it really hard to find,
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like Waldo or the clitoris
or Waldo's clitoris.
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[LAUGHS]
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Great joke, Baron.
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But don't worry. When I'm done,
you'll be all set.
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[DEVICE WHIRS, DRONES]
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Oh, damn.
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Uh, had you updated this
to HD OS 10.3 yet?
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No.
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Okay, good. Then this is not my fault.
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Um, just call tech support,
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and they'll do a password reset,
and you'll be all good.
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It feels like it's locked to my wrist.
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It is.
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? ?
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I've uncovered the truth
about the GuardWrist.
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I'm going to expose you.
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I don't you think you will, Barbara.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
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It's locked to my arm.
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I can't control!
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No! No!
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Not in my mouth!
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Bye-bye, Barbara.
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[DEVICE BEEPS]
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING ON DEVICES]
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? ?
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This is it. I'm in the system now.
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I'm a prisoner to the StrapIn,
and there's no going back.
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Bin Laden...
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Why didn't I just think about bin Laden?
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Wonder what he's doing right now.
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Oh, that's right, we killed him.
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He's dead. Wow, that's wild.
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I wonder if Bin Laden would've liked me.
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I mean, I'm an American,
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but maybe he would've seen through that.
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It's physically locked to my wrist.
254
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Can't we just do a password reset?
255
00:09:29,911 --> 00:09:31,446
How did I become Matt's chauffeur again?
256
00:09:31,546 --> 00:09:34,216
When did this happen?
How did the power dynamic shift?
257
00:09:34,316 --> 00:09:36,251
What? I don't know
when I first fantasized
258
00:09:36,352 --> 00:09:37,520
about my parents having sex.
259
00:09:37,621 --> 00:09:38,888
How is that a security question?
260
00:09:38,988 --> 00:09:40,390
I'm sorry, sir,
261
00:09:40,489 --> 00:09:42,392
but there's a lot of personal
information on your StrapIn...
262
00:09:42,492 --> 00:09:43,726
home address, complete map
of your human genome.
263
00:09:43,825 --> 00:09:45,561
Look, I was just getting kind of annoyed
264
00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:47,696
by the targeted advertising,
so I had a friend unharness it.
265
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:49,699
Sir, that voids the warranty.
266
00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:51,434
I will no longer be able to assist you.
267
00:09:51,534 --> 00:09:52,869
No, listen, you have to help me.
268
00:09:52,969 --> 00:09:54,403
I don't know if you watch
"Society Tomorrow,"
269
00:09:54,503 --> 00:09:55,738
but I just got to the episode
270
00:09:55,839 --> 00:09:57,039
where the GuardWrist
makes Barbara kill herself.
271
00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,773
Wait! No, I
haven't seen that episode yet!
272
00:09:58,873 --> 00:10:00,343
Fuck you, asshole.
I'm terminating this call.
273
00:10:00,443 --> 00:10:02,212
Hello? Hello?
274
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,613
I'll drive us both off the road.
275
00:10:03,713 --> 00:10:04,847
I don't care. I'm a nihilist.
276
00:10:04,946 --> 00:10:06,381
They hung up on me.
277
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,352
[SLOW ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
278
00:10:09,451 --> 00:10:10,920
? ?
279
00:10:11,021 --> 00:10:14,556
In the modern world,
technology is inescapable.
280
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,858
People spend all day at their computers.
281
00:10:16,959 --> 00:10:19,862
Life today is just one big video game.
282
00:10:19,962 --> 00:10:23,366
The pixels on their screens
make them feel joy, sadness,
283
00:10:23,465 --> 00:10:25,267
other emotions
I can't think of right now.
284
00:10:25,368 --> 00:10:28,237
Whoa, Matt.
Whoa, you almost ran into me.
285
00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,872
Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about...
286
00:10:29,972 --> 00:10:31,541
"Society Tomorrow"?
287
00:10:31,641 --> 00:10:33,976
God, it really gets
in your head, doesn't it?
288
00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,378
Yeah. I just got to
the episode last night
289
00:10:36,478 --> 00:10:38,415
where the GuardWrist
makes Barbara kill herself.
290
00:10:38,515 --> 00:10:39,949
- Fuck!
- [GROANS]
291
00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:44,020
It sounds like there was
a momentary lapse in judgment,
292
00:10:44,119 --> 00:10:48,523
and a mistake was made.
293
00:10:48,623 --> 00:10:52,527
So I think all we need is an apology.
294
00:10:52,627 --> 00:10:55,431
I'm sorry I spoiled an episode for you.
295
00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,436
[SIGHS]
296
00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,040
I accept your apology.
297
00:11:04,140 --> 00:11:05,308
That's nice.
298
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:07,609
No! Not in my mouth!
299
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,810
- Hey, John?
- Yes.
300
00:11:08,911 --> 00:11:09,945
I actually took some initiative
301
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,615
and investigated
the cause of the layoffs,
302
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,882
and I think I found a way
to save thousands of jobs.
303
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:16,218
Wow. Jake...
304
00:11:16,318 --> 00:11:17,620
how did you have time to do this
305
00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,388
and also watch "Society Tomorrow"?
306
00:11:19,488 --> 00:11:21,824
Oh, yeah, I... I didn't watch it.
307
00:11:21,925 --> 00:11:25,428
[TENSE MUSIC]
308
00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:28,197
Jake, I specifically instructed you
309
00:11:28,297 --> 00:11:29,731
to watch "Society Tomorrow."
310
00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,700
I know.
311
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,068
I just thought this was more important.
312
00:11:33,169 --> 00:11:37,406
Forget everything
you think is important.
313
00:11:37,506 --> 00:11:39,108
? ?
314
00:11:39,209 --> 00:11:41,577
There is a storm coming,
315
00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:44,980
and when it comes,
none of us will be safe,
316
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:48,283
least of all you.
317
00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:49,719
? ?
318
00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,420
That's a line from episode three.
319
00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:55,425
[LAUGHS] Dude, you got to watch.
320
00:11:55,525 --> 00:11:57,760
But also, there are going to be layoffs,
321
00:11:57,859 --> 00:12:01,096
so that line does kind of
apply to you. Hmm.
322
00:12:01,196 --> 00:12:03,899
And she was like, "No! No!
Not in my mouth!
323
00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:04,900
Blah!
324
00:12:05,001 --> 00:12:07,370
? ?
325
00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:08,470
Oops.
326
00:12:09,569 --> 00:12:10,239
? ?
327
00:12:10,339 --> 00:12:11,406
And then there was just, like,
328
00:12:11,507 --> 00:12:13,842
blood and guts, like, everywhere.
329
00:12:13,943 --> 00:12:15,545
Grace, I need to file
a formal complaint.
330
00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:17,213
No! Not in my mouth!
331
00:12:17,313 --> 00:12:19,715
- No.
- I'm sorry, Jake.
332
00:12:19,815 --> 00:12:23,319
The cinematography
was just so... cinematic.
333
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:25,754
I thought I could trust you!
334
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,021
The GuardWrist is listening to us.
335
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:30,191
It knows that we're plotting against it!
336
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:31,927
No, please. You don't have to do this.
337
00:12:32,027 --> 00:12:33,795
I have to get this thing off of me!
338
00:12:33,896 --> 00:12:35,798
Because corporations!
339
00:12:35,897 --> 00:12:38,599
- No!
- [SCREAMING]
340
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,634
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYS ON DEVICES]
341
00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:41,236
[DEVICE BEEPS]
342
00:12:41,337 --> 00:12:44,573
? ?
343
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,107
[DEVICE BEEPS]
344
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,910
[DEVICE BEEPS]
345
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,312
? ?
346
00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:52,882
Glen, what happened to you?
347
00:12:52,982 --> 00:12:54,550
If you're gonna keep watching this show,
348
00:12:54,651 --> 00:12:56,652
I am not giving you
a ride to work tomorrow.
349
00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,954
And I was planning
on stopping for doughnuts!
350
00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,890
And I am not Glen!
351
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:03,625
Hey, do you know who you remind me of?
352
00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:05,560
Glen from "Society Tomorrow."
353
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,463
Anyone ever tell you that?
354
00:13:07,563 --> 00:13:09,465
Let me make myself perfectly clear.
355
00:13:09,565 --> 00:13:11,500
I am not a part
of this pop-culture phenomenon.
356
00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,235
Our relationship is supposed to be easy.
357
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,571
We nod at each other,
and move on with our lives.
358
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:17,505
We aren't friends.
We don't know each other.
359
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:21,376
Watch your stupid show
and let me live my life.
360
00:13:21,477 --> 00:13:23,279
- Ow!
- Are you okay?
361
00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,380
I banged my knee. Who cares?
362
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,816
I do.
363
00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:29,584
It doesn't matter what we do.
364
00:13:29,685 --> 00:13:31,362
Nothing matters!
365
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:34,523
They are always going to win.
366
00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:36,324
I'm a nihilist. Don't you get that?
367
00:13:36,425 --> 00:13:38,261
It's not worth it, Glen.
368
00:13:38,361 --> 00:13:39,128
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- [GROANS]
369
00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:42,231
? ?
370
00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:44,566
[GUNSHOTS]
371
00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:45,901
I have to know the truth.
372
00:13:46,002 --> 00:13:49,271
Is this technology
secretly controlling me,
373
00:13:49,372 --> 00:13:52,574
or am I letting a fictional
TV show make me paranoid?
374
00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:58,848
? ?
375
00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:00,516
The only way to stop the GuardWrist
376
00:14:00,616 --> 00:14:02,918
is by getting to the source.
377
00:14:03,017 --> 00:14:05,920
We need to find the source,
378
00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,023
so we can stop the GuardWrist.
379
00:14:08,123 --> 00:14:11,993
? ?
380
00:14:12,094 --> 00:14:14,029
I was searching the world for answers,
381
00:14:14,129 --> 00:14:17,366
when all along, the source
was right under my nose.
382
00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:19,936
I'm wearing an oven mitt.
383
00:14:21,063 --> 00:14:24,666
[SOLEMN MUSIC]
384
00:14:25,306 --> 00:14:26,341
? ?
385
00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:28,551
Oh, hey. Matt.
386
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:29,840
Still fighting the resistance?
387
00:14:29,939 --> 00:14:31,350
[CHUCKLES] You know it.
388
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:32,842
You want to hear something funny?
389
00:14:32,943 --> 00:14:35,578
My HD StrapIn is actually
locked to my wrist.
390
00:14:35,679 --> 00:14:37,246
[LAUGHS]
391
00:14:37,347 --> 00:14:40,617
You know, my improv group did
a scene about that last night.
392
00:14:40,717 --> 00:14:44,088
- You do improv?
- Yes, and! [LAUGHS]
393
00:14:44,188 --> 00:14:45,655
You should come see us sometime.
394
00:14:45,756 --> 00:14:47,791
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, sure, Hubert.
395
00:14:47,891 --> 00:14:50,160
Anyway, I'm actually having
a lot of trouble
396
00:14:50,261 --> 00:14:52,262
getting tech support
to help me out with this.
397
00:14:52,362 --> 00:14:53,830
I hear the labs where they design it
398
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:56,333
are somewhere in the building.
399
00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,768
The labs...
400
00:14:57,867 --> 00:15:01,004
Oh, they're on level B3, underground.
401
00:15:01,105 --> 00:15:04,809
I'm really not authorized
to give you clearance...
402
00:15:04,909 --> 00:15:06,275
? ?
403
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:08,713
But anything for my buddy Matt. [LAUGHS]
404
00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:10,648
- [DEVICE BEEPS]
- Thanks, Hubert.
405
00:15:10,747 --> 00:15:12,315
Sure. [LAUGHING]
406
00:15:12,415 --> 00:15:15,585
? ?
407
00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:16,819
[SIGHS]
408
00:15:16,919 --> 00:15:18,988
Hey, man, I forgot my key card at home.
409
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:20,958
I can't let you into
the building without a card.
410
00:15:21,059 --> 00:15:22,392
Yeah, but you know I work here.
411
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:23,960
We don't really know each other.
412
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,262
[SIGHS] Okay, fine,
you can have a doughnut.
413
00:15:26,362 --> 00:15:27,864
I mostly bought them
out of spite, anyway.
414
00:15:27,964 --> 00:15:29,099
I'm gluten-free.
415
00:15:29,199 --> 00:15:30,501
If we knew each other, you'd know that.
416
00:15:30,602 --> 00:15:32,769
You know who I am.
I don't have time for this.
417
00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:33,904
Sir, stop!
418
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:35,373
Security! Someone's breaking through.
419
00:15:35,472 --> 00:15:38,141
[TENSE MUSIC]
420
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:41,712
? ?
421
00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:44,848
Uncovering the truth...
that's what this is about.
422
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:46,717
It's me against the world.
423
00:15:46,817 --> 00:15:50,287
Me against the world.
424
00:15:50,386 --> 00:15:52,021
? ?
425
00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:53,991
This is not the position I chose,
426
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:55,759
but this is the world I live in.
427
00:15:55,858 --> 00:15:57,193
I'm special,
428
00:15:57,294 --> 00:15:59,730
and I'm taking control back
with the truth.
429
00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:01,466
What are you doing down here?
430
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:04,501
Uh, I was, just, uh,
431
00:16:04,602 --> 00:16:06,904
going for a walk.
432
00:16:07,004 --> 00:16:09,340
Are you one of those guys
that drinks the pee?
433
00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,608
Uh, no?
434
00:16:11,708 --> 00:16:12,709
? ?
435
00:16:12,809 --> 00:16:14,477
[DEEP VOICE] Who are you?
436
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:16,680
I'm Jake Levinson.
437
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:17,915
I'm a Junior Executive In Training.
438
00:16:18,015 --> 00:16:20,150
Where is your identification?
439
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:22,318
I left it at home
with my key card and wallet.
440
00:16:22,419 --> 00:16:24,487
I might have adult ADHD,
but I'm too afraid
441
00:16:24,588 --> 00:16:26,623
to go to a doctor to get
officially diagnosed, okay?
442
00:16:26,723 --> 00:16:28,025
I know who you are.
443
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,561
You're just another
"Society Tomorrow" super-fan.
444
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,597
I am not a super-fan.
445
00:16:32,697 --> 00:16:35,166
I haven't even seen
one episode of that dumb show.
446
00:16:35,265 --> 00:16:36,599
To confirm your identity,
447
00:16:36,699 --> 00:16:40,237
we're gonna have to ask you
some security questions.
448
00:16:40,337 --> 00:16:41,672
[SIGHS]
449
00:16:41,771 --> 00:16:46,710
? ?
450
00:16:46,810 --> 00:16:49,245
The secret to great coffee
451
00:16:49,346 --> 00:16:51,182
is getting your beans
straight from the source.
452
00:16:51,281 --> 00:16:54,517
She seems nice,
but she's part of the system.
453
00:16:54,617 --> 00:16:57,887
Systems are bad, so she must be bad.
454
00:16:57,988 --> 00:16:59,857
But I'm part of the system. Am I bad?
455
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:01,157
No, I'm good.
456
00:17:01,259 --> 00:17:02,893
Should I drink it?
What if it's poisoned?
457
00:17:02,992 --> 00:17:04,328
What does poison smell like?
458
00:17:04,428 --> 00:17:05,862
Does poison smell like coffee?
Bin Laden.
459
00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:08,799
Okay, so once we remove the StrapIn,
460
00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:10,700
you'll be able to reset your password.
461
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,002
- Are you ready?
- Yeah.
462
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:18,642
? ?
463
00:17:18,741 --> 00:17:19,876
There you go.
464
00:17:19,976 --> 00:17:22,078
Oh, God, thank you.
465
00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:24,314
- Yeah, congratulations.
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
466
00:17:24,415 --> 00:17:25,982
If you want, I can program it
467
00:17:26,082 --> 00:17:28,418
to make you shoot yourself
in front of your family.
468
00:17:28,519 --> 00:17:30,320
? ?
469
00:17:30,421 --> 00:17:31,989
Bam!
470
00:17:32,088 --> 00:17:32,923
No! [SOBBING]
471
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:34,858
[YELLS INDISTINCTLY]
472
00:17:34,959 --> 00:17:36,327
Why?
473
00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:37,761
No, no, no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
474
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:40,229
I'm just kidding. [LAUGHS]
475
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:43,099
Oh, that show is so over the top.
476
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,802
Yeah, but the cinnamon-tography.
477
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,872
Oh, fuck the cinematography.
478
00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:50,240
In real life, there's no diabolical CEO
479
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,942
with a plan to destroy the world,
480
00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:53,043
not even Christian DeVille.
481
00:17:53,144 --> 00:17:56,547
Basic ineptitude
and people trying their best
482
00:17:56,646 --> 00:18:00,050
is what leads to the daily
horror humans deal with.
483
00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:02,119
Well, thank you. This is such a relief.
484
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,555
You're welcome.
Hey, stop by the lab anytime.
485
00:18:04,655 --> 00:18:06,523
We have a lot of fun down here.
[CHUCKLES]
486
00:18:06,624 --> 00:18:08,592
And I don't talk
to a lot of, uh, people,
487
00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:12,930
so this meant a lot to me.
488
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:15,199
Uh, okay.
489
00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:16,532
I don't remember the first time
490
00:18:16,633 --> 00:18:19,014
I got an erection
watching gymnastics, okay?
491
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:21,372
How many more questions
are you going to ask me?
492
00:18:21,472 --> 00:18:22,943
Just one,
493
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:25,154
but you're going to
have to tell the truth.
494
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:27,078
What's the real reason
495
00:18:27,177 --> 00:18:30,161
you haven't watched "Society Tomorrow"?
496
00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,209
Because I like being contrarian.
497
00:18:32,308 --> 00:18:34,745
It's an easy way to get attention, okay?
498
00:18:34,845 --> 00:18:38,149
The reality is I do want
to watch the dumb show.
499
00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:40,284
The cinematography sounds incredible.
500
00:18:40,383 --> 00:18:41,551
But the more people talked about it,
501
00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:42,952
the more annoying it got.
502
00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:45,657
Also, my ex-girlfriend
was super into sci-fi,
503
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,391
and it makes me sad to think about her,
504
00:18:47,491 --> 00:18:49,459
even though sometimes I still watch porn
505
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,162
with women who look a lot like her.
506
00:18:51,262 --> 00:18:53,864
Wow, he cracked fast.
507
00:18:53,964 --> 00:18:56,434
I've never seen
a more mentally weak man.
508
00:18:56,534 --> 00:18:58,468
And at first, the Glen stuff
really pissed me off,
509
00:18:58,568 --> 00:19:00,370
but then I saw a picture of the actor,
510
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,738
and he's so hot.
511
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,074
I'm gonna record some of this
512
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:05,008
to use against him
whenever he's being annoying.
513
00:19:05,109 --> 00:19:08,545
Hmm.
514
00:19:08,645 --> 00:19:09,980
We will let you go
515
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:13,450
after you sing the song
"Summer Nights" from "Grease,"
516
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,419
both the girl and boy parts.
517
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:17,533
[SIGHS] ? S... ?
518
00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,535
So is the StrapIn
still stuck to your wrist?
519
00:19:19,619 --> 00:19:22,089
No, I got it off,
but then I put it back on.
520
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:24,211
I feel stupid for how paranoid I got.
521
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,091
I actually thought
they were listening to me.
522
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:27,332
What are you doing this weekend?
523
00:19:27,357 --> 00:19:29,130
Probably gonna log into
my ex-girlfriend's account,
524
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:30,742
binge-watch "Society Tomorrow,"
525
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:33,170
and give up on my attempts
to be a unique individual.
526
00:19:33,269 --> 00:19:35,906
I decided that show is
a little overrated,
527
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,075
but it does have
great cinnamon-tography.
528
00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,010
What did you just say?
529
00:19:40,110 --> 00:19:41,579
It has great cinnamon-tography.
530
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:42,912
It's cinematography.
531
00:19:43,013 --> 00:19:44,215
Have you been saying "cinnamon-tography"
532
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:45,216
your whole life?
533
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:46,617
Cinnamon-tography.
534
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:48,119
Cinematography.
535
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:49,987
- Shit.
- I'll catch up with you later.
536
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:51,221
God.
537
00:19:51,322 --> 00:19:53,858
God is a kid
in a candy store, and Satan...
538
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:57,362
Hey, I'm sorry I haven't been
acknowledging you as a person.
539
00:19:57,461 --> 00:19:59,696
[SIGHS] That's okay.
540
00:19:59,796 --> 00:20:00,931
I understand what it's like
541
00:20:01,032 --> 00:20:03,100
to be left out of a cultural phenomenon.
542
00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:05,334
I could never get
into "Game of Thrones."
543
00:20:05,435 --> 00:20:07,805
The nudity felt gratuitous.
544
00:20:07,904 --> 00:20:09,172
I like true-crime stuff.
545
00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:10,274
Have you seen that TV show
546
00:20:10,373 --> 00:20:11,342
about Richard Ramirez,
"The Night Stalker"?
547
00:20:11,441 --> 00:20:12,609
Yes, I have.
548
00:20:12,709 --> 00:20:15,545
Real-life atrocities
are my guilty pleasure.
549
00:20:15,645 --> 00:20:17,080
Great.
550
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,748
Every morning we'll have
a 20-to 30-second conversation
551
00:20:18,849 --> 00:20:21,718
- about "The Night Stalker."
- Oh, that sounds nice.
552
00:20:21,818 --> 00:20:23,954
Say, did you see last night
553
00:20:24,055 --> 00:20:25,789
when he shot that old woman in the face?
554
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:29,693
- Yeah, I loved it.
- Yeah, you know, I did, too.
555
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,295
I didn't want to love it, but I did.
556
00:20:31,395 --> 00:20:33,396
Listen, he's compelling.
What am I gonna say?
557
00:20:33,497 --> 00:20:35,431
He's incredibly compelling.
558
00:20:35,499 --> 00:20:38,236
Huh, 5,000 steps. Pretty good day.
559
00:20:38,468 --> 00:20:41,337
[CHILL SYNTH MUSIC]
560
00:20:41,438 --> 00:20:47,378
? ?
561
00:21:00,369 --> 00:21:02,635
I just got to the episode
last night where the GuardWrist
562
00:21:02,713 --> 00:21:04,486
- makes Barbara kill herself.
- Fuck!
563
00:21:04,549 --> 00:21:06,360
- Kill herself.
- Fuck!
564
00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:07,603
Fuck!
565
00:21:07,674 --> 00:21:09,158
Fuck! Fuck!
566
00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:11,023
We're set. Let's do it once more.
567
00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,270
I think I can do
about one more of those.
568
00:21:13,295 --> 00:21:14,237
[LAUGHTER]
569
00:21:14,262 --> 00:21:15,472
Fuck! Fuck!
570
00:21:15,522 --> 00:21:20,072
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