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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,526 --> 00:00:09,628 Oh, God. 3:15? 2 00:00:10,065 --> 00:00:12,242 Okay, if I go to sleep right this second, 3 00:00:12,292 --> 00:00:14,887 I'd still have three hours and 15 minutes. 4 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,975 I could probably push it to 7:00 if I don't take a shower. 5 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:20,048 No, I did that yesterday. 6 00:00:20,917 --> 00:00:23,542 It might be my stink that's keeping me awake. 7 00:00:24,066 --> 00:00:27,300 Okay, this is crazy. Just think about nothing. 8 00:00:31,272 --> 00:00:34,049 Hey, why did the smoke alarm stop blinking? 9 00:00:34,711 --> 00:00:36,215 Oh, there it goes. 10 00:00:38,578 --> 00:00:40,370 Wait. It stopped again. 11 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,728 Oh, there it goes. 12 00:00:42,954 --> 00:00:46,589 Okay, let the smoke alarm do its job. Go to sleep. 13 00:00:47,536 --> 00:00:51,622 Okay, here we go. Sleep. 14 00:01:32,589 --> 00:01:33,723 Move! 15 00:01:35,848 --> 00:01:38,133 Oh-oh, another bad night's sleep? 16 00:01:38,225 --> 00:01:40,433 Another day of unemployment? 17 00:01:43,438 --> 00:01:46,232 Wow, you're mean when you're sleepy. 18 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:50,261 Sorry. I only slept for about two hours last night. 19 00:01:50,365 --> 00:01:51,463 I'll be fine. 20 00:01:59,348 --> 00:02:00,262 Poor baby. 21 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:02,210 Don't touch me! Get a job! 22 00:02:03,378 --> 00:02:05,891 I... You know what? I don't have to take this! I'm a grown man! 23 00:02:05,908 --> 00:02:08,651 If you don't start being nicer, I'm going to move back in with Mom! 24 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,743 I'm sorry. You're right. You don't deserve that. 25 00:02:12,795 --> 00:02:13,990 You know what? You need to get some help. 26 00:02:14,025 --> 00:02:17,063 Your sleep-deprived mood swings has everyone in this house afraid of you. 27 00:02:17,115 --> 00:02:18,822 What? What are you talking about? 28 00:02:18,878 --> 00:02:20,653 Nobody's scared of me. 29 00:02:20,895 --> 00:02:22,860 Hey, Mom, how'd you sleep? 30 00:02:22,915 --> 00:02:24,810 - Not great. - Bye. 31 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:31,480 Transcript : Raceman Subtitles : Willow's Team 32 00:02:31,535 --> 00:02:33,660 www.forom.com 33 00:02:37,606 --> 00:02:40,283 - Wow, you are really tense. - Yeah. 34 00:02:40,336 --> 00:02:43,781 Let me just do your neck and we'll see if that does anything. 35 00:02:44,155 --> 00:02:46,511 Okay, just, just relax. 36 00:02:46,576 --> 00:02:48,621 - Let me do all the work. - Okay. 37 00:02:48,675 --> 00:02:50,020 Don't fight me. 38 00:02:50,075 --> 00:02:52,240 - You're fighting me, Christine. - Oh, sorry. 39 00:02:52,295 --> 00:02:53,680 Stop fighting me. 40 00:02:54,335 --> 00:02:57,390 Trust. Trust... 41 00:02:57,447 --> 00:02:59,542 - You're not trusting me. - Okay. 42 00:03:00,177 --> 00:03:02,080 Damn you, that's good! 43 00:03:04,205 --> 00:03:07,523 Tell me about the sleeping problem you've had. 44 00:03:07,578 --> 00:03:08,851 How long has that been going on? 45 00:03:08,868 --> 00:03:12,852 Well, I haven't really gotten a good night's sleep since the baby was born. 46 00:03:12,905 --> 00:03:14,002 How old is the baby? 47 00:03:14,055 --> 00:03:15,323 Almost ten. 48 00:03:16,298 --> 00:03:20,380 I mean, I try to get to bed early, but the second I lie down, 49 00:03:20,436 --> 00:03:22,012 my mind starts racing. 50 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:23,432 What are you thinking about? 51 00:03:23,486 --> 00:03:25,053 Oh, you know, everything. 52 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:29,120 I mean, like last night, I was thinking about everything I had to do tomorrow 53 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:31,490 and everything I didn't get done yesterday, 54 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,310 and then I hear a cricket. 55 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:35,550 And then I think of my friend Susan 56 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,400 who named her daughter "Cricket." 57 00:03:37,477 --> 00:03:40,741 I didn't get her a present when she was born and... 58 00:03:40,996 --> 00:03:43,102 now Cricket has asthma. 59 00:03:44,077 --> 00:03:45,473 That's sad. 60 00:03:47,077 --> 00:03:49,540 And then I start laughing, you know, because... 61 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:53,361 Cricket is a, a funny name. 62 00:03:55,285 --> 00:03:57,791 Oh, wait a minute. Is her name Cricket? 63 00:03:58,997 --> 00:04:01,473 God, yes, you bastard! 64 00:04:03,396 --> 00:04:06,161 Okay, go ahead and turn over. 65 00:04:06,716 --> 00:04:09,602 You can't function without a good night's sleep. 66 00:04:09,656 --> 00:04:11,851 Have you tried relaxation exercises? 67 00:04:11,907 --> 00:04:13,550 Nah, they piss me off. 68 00:04:13,815 --> 00:04:16,130 - Sex? - Same thing. 69 00:04:16,485 --> 00:04:18,223 Have you thought about a sleeping pill? 70 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:20,442 Oh, I don't want to go down that road. 71 00:04:20,755 --> 00:04:23,302 I remember on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, 72 00:04:24,235 --> 00:04:28,132 Mary had insomnia and then she got addicted to sleeping pills. 73 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:34,723 Well, science has made great strides since the fictional 1970s. 74 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:38,620 Look, if you want, I'll have my partner write a prescription for you. 75 00:04:38,675 --> 00:04:40,060 Try it and see what happens. 76 00:04:40,116 --> 00:04:42,333 Well, you've always taken such good care of me. 77 00:04:42,386 --> 00:04:45,872 I mean, if you think it'll help, I guess I can try it. 78 00:04:48,385 --> 00:04:51,161 Sweet mother! I love you, Dr. Mike. 79 00:04:53,707 --> 00:04:56,090 Oh, I feel so relaxed. 80 00:04:59,395 --> 00:05:00,812 Is that a cricket? 81 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:14,353 Burton! 82 00:05:14,476 --> 00:05:16,581 Christine, hey. 83 00:05:16,635 --> 00:05:17,770 Hey. 84 00:05:18,075 --> 00:05:19,390 What are you doing here? 85 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:21,842 Oh, I was just seeing my chiropractor. 86 00:05:21,895 --> 00:05:23,533 What are you doing here? 87 00:05:23,735 --> 00:05:27,153 Well, I'm, uh, seeing my therapist. 88 00:05:29,435 --> 00:05:31,143 I didn't know you were in therapy. 89 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,613 How long you been going? 90 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,210 About six months. 91 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:37,861 Oh, that's right around the time we stopped seeing each other. 92 00:05:39,925 --> 00:05:42,071 Yes, right around that time. 93 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,221 Yeah. 94 00:05:47,957 --> 00:05:50,700 Yeah, that was, that was a really hard time for me. 95 00:05:50,756 --> 00:05:53,083 I mean, I broke up with my girlfriend for you 96 00:05:53,136 --> 00:05:55,602 because you led me to believe that you loved me, 97 00:05:55,657 --> 00:05:59,040 and then you, you made out with your ex-husband. 98 00:06:00,436 --> 00:06:01,921 Oh, yeah. 99 00:06:02,288 --> 00:06:04,083 That was weird, huh? 100 00:06:06,428 --> 00:06:08,033 You know, I'm not blaming you. 101 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:10,323 That's taken a lot of hard work with Sheila. 102 00:06:10,376 --> 00:06:13,302 That's my therapist, and it's cost me the equivalent 103 00:06:13,355 --> 00:06:16,891 of a seven-day all-inclusive singles cruise to the Caribbean. 104 00:06:17,876 --> 00:06:19,711 Yeah, I looked into it for a little bit. 105 00:06:19,765 --> 00:06:22,291 It's fun. Mostly guys. 106 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:24,900 Mostly gay. 107 00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:27,791 Anyway, um... 108 00:06:29,946 --> 00:06:33,531 it's really, really nice to run into you. I should probably be going. 109 00:06:33,587 --> 00:06:34,931 - Oh, okay. - You look great. 110 00:06:34,986 --> 00:06:36,843 Oh, thanks. So do you. 111 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,602 - Okay. Nice to talk... - No, I better not. 112 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:49,531 I just feel so bad for Burton. 113 00:06:49,586 --> 00:06:53,210 I mean, six months with a doctor to get over...? 114 00:06:56,886 --> 00:06:59,701 Poor guy. I feel terrible. 115 00:07:00,057 --> 00:07:01,613 And a little great. 116 00:07:04,318 --> 00:07:07,691 He was deeply in love with me, okay? 117 00:07:07,747 --> 00:07:08,881 It's awful. 118 00:07:08,936 --> 00:07:12,040 God, I just hope he can get over me. 119 00:07:13,685 --> 00:07:16,012 I hope you can get over you. 120 00:07:17,055 --> 00:07:20,770 Quiet! A man was destroyed! 121 00:07:26,706 --> 00:07:29,702 Now, you know what? I'm gonna you to help me, okay? 122 00:07:29,757 --> 00:07:31,902 I don't know how these are gonna affect me and you know, 123 00:07:31,937 --> 00:07:34,241 I don't really believe in taking sleep aids. 124 00:07:34,296 --> 00:07:35,980 - You don't believe in taking sleep aids? - Right. 125 00:07:36,016 --> 00:07:37,001 Wine? 126 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,681 That's different. It's from the Earth, natural. 127 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:42,210 Nyquil? 128 00:07:42,266 --> 00:07:43,740 It's from the store... 129 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,171 natural. 130 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,241 This is a whole other league, okay? 131 00:07:49,297 --> 00:07:51,740 This is a prescription sleep medicine. 132 00:07:51,796 --> 00:07:53,511 You know what, I've seen the ads for these. 133 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:57,110 It's got that little sleepy bear who climbs into the clouds 134 00:07:57,168 --> 00:08:00,473 and then the clouds float away into a rainbow. 135 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:02,931 Why don't you just take acid? 136 00:08:09,396 --> 00:08:11,692 'Cause my insurance won't cover acid. 137 00:08:14,855 --> 00:08:17,812 Wow! This stuff is powerful. 138 00:08:17,866 --> 00:08:19,190 Look at the warning. 139 00:08:19,546 --> 00:08:23,333 "Don't drink alcohol. Don't operate heavy machinery. 140 00:08:23,388 --> 00:08:25,621 Don't make important decisions." 141 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,322 You should have that sewn into your underwear. 142 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,861 She's been asleep for 11 hours. 143 00:08:34,917 --> 00:08:36,540 You think we should check on her? 144 00:08:36,594 --> 00:08:38,168 No, I already did. 145 00:08:38,214 --> 00:08:40,769 She was on her stomach on top of the covers 146 00:08:40,816 --> 00:08:43,702 with her nightgown hiked up around her neck. 147 00:08:45,639 --> 00:08:48,693 Closed my eyes so fast it blew the door shut. 148 00:08:51,895 --> 00:08:53,512 Oh, my God! 149 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:54,932 Good morning! 150 00:08:55,266 --> 00:08:59,491 Wow, that was the best night's sleep I have ever had. 151 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:01,252 I feel fantastic! 152 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,820 How long was I out? 153 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,272 20 years. 154 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:07,770 Richie has two kids and his wife doesn't care for you. 155 00:09:08,956 --> 00:09:11,041 Yeah, well, she's no prize either. 156 00:09:11,865 --> 00:09:13,211 Hey, what are you doing here? 157 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:15,131 I was promised waffles. 158 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:17,281 By whom? 159 00:09:17,337 --> 00:09:18,703 - You. - What? 160 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,882 Yeah, you called me in the middle of the night all excited 161 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,873 about your new waffle iron. 162 00:09:25,337 --> 00:09:27,802 What? No, no, I didn't call you. 163 00:09:27,937 --> 00:09:29,311 - Hey. - Hi. 164 00:09:29,367 --> 00:09:31,021 - Hi. - Did we miss the waffles? 165 00:09:32,985 --> 00:09:34,831 I called you, too? 166 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:37,060 How can I not remember? 167 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:40,523 It was 4:11. I remember because my watch said 4:19. 168 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:43,063 I keep it eight minutes fast so I'm never early... 169 00:09:43,505 --> 00:09:44,841 or late. 170 00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,761 I forget how it works. 171 00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:50,930 God, that is so weird. 172 00:09:50,985 --> 00:09:52,313 I don't remember anything. 173 00:09:52,367 --> 00:09:54,851 You know what? I think I saw something about this on 60 Minutes. 174 00:09:54,888 --> 00:09:56,783 Some of those sleeping pills have side effects. 175 00:09:56,836 --> 00:09:58,621 People do all sorts of crazy things. 176 00:09:58,676 --> 00:10:01,822 They have conversations and go places, don't remember a thing about it. 177 00:10:01,877 --> 00:10:06,202 This one woman went to a Laundromat and folded other people's laundry. 178 00:10:07,946 --> 00:10:10,582 What? Why didn't you tell me this before I took the pill? 179 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:13,781 Well, I figured the chances of you folding laundry were pretty remote. 180 00:10:16,645 --> 00:10:18,413 Well, I appreciated your call. 181 00:10:18,468 --> 00:10:21,601 Just knowing you're so happy for me and Richard means everything to me. 182 00:10:22,925 --> 00:10:23,840 What? 183 00:10:24,868 --> 00:10:26,372 I said that? 184 00:10:26,666 --> 00:10:28,591 You called me "Cricket." 185 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:38,723 You told me the only thing you valued more than our marriage 186 00:10:38,757 --> 00:10:40,020 was our friendship. 187 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:42,292 You were nice. It was weird. 188 00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:46,110 Nice? That doesn't sound like me. 189 00:10:46,165 --> 00:10:47,750 Who else did I call? 190 00:10:49,778 --> 00:10:52,280 Barb, Barb, Richard... 191 00:10:52,335 --> 00:10:53,941 Uh-oh, Mom. 192 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:56,380 Oh, that's okay. She won't remember it either. 193 00:10:58,746 --> 00:11:00,812 Some 3-1-0 number. 194 00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:06,530 Uh-oh. The 3-1-0 number's calling. 195 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:12,172 Hey, Matthew! Matthew, I think I erased our outgoing message. 196 00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:13,553 Do you know how I... 197 00:11:14,478 --> 00:11:16,781 Christine, it's Burton. 198 00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:18,673 You're probably still sleeping, 199 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:22,183 but I just had to call and say that I woke up with a smile on my face this morning 200 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,521 after our phone conversation last night. 201 00:11:24,758 --> 00:11:27,770 And I've decided you're right-- screw my therapist. 202 00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:30,620 I can't wait to see you, too. I'll pick you up at 8:00. 203 00:11:37,486 --> 00:11:39,923 Sounds like you promised him more than waffles. 204 00:11:41,836 --> 00:11:44,380 What is the deal with the waffles? 205 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:47,211 Barb, forget about the waffles, okay? 206 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:50,481 I made a date with Burton. I mean, he was just getting over me, 207 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,292 and then I call him and renew his hope? 208 00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:56,190 I mean, this may actually kill him. 209 00:12:01,085 --> 00:12:03,801 Let's put her in a sack and bring her down to the river. 210 00:12:05,476 --> 00:12:07,382 Why would I call Burton? 211 00:12:07,438 --> 00:12:09,292 Maybe you still have feelings for Burton, 212 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:11,832 and the pills tapped into your subconscious. 213 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:13,361 My subconscious? 214 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,411 You think my subconscious still likes Burton? 215 00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:19,613 Maybe your subconscious can make me some waffles. 216 00:12:21,726 --> 00:12:24,210 You know, I mean, maybe I do like Burton. 217 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:26,893 I mean, I did like Burton. We had a great time together. 218 00:12:26,948 --> 00:12:30,293 He's funny, he's smart, he's handsome. 219 00:12:30,347 --> 00:12:31,620 So you're gonna go out with him? 220 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:33,212 Well, I don't know. 221 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:36,413 Why not give it a shot, see if the magic is still there. 222 00:12:36,466 --> 00:12:38,850 Maybe the magic can make me some waffles. 223 00:12:38,907 --> 00:12:40,093 Okay! 224 00:12:40,148 --> 00:12:43,382 Enough about the waffles. This is big, you know? 225 00:12:43,438 --> 00:12:45,152 I'm going out with Burton. 226 00:12:45,405 --> 00:12:49,152 I might have a great time, you guys. Third time might be the charm. 227 00:12:49,847 --> 00:12:53,301 Ah. Speaking of time, I better get going. I'm late. 228 00:12:53,536 --> 00:12:54,920 Or early. 229 00:12:55,455 --> 00:12:56,971 I'll do it tomorrow. 230 00:12:59,227 --> 00:13:02,122 I tell you, the best thing I did to help me 231 00:13:02,176 --> 00:13:05,152 get through the hollydays was getting that cat. 232 00:13:06,108 --> 00:13:07,352 Burton. 233 00:13:08,426 --> 00:13:10,882 Yes, yes, I named him after myself. 234 00:13:10,938 --> 00:13:12,712 Yeah, it was my therapist's idea. 235 00:13:12,766 --> 00:13:15,620 She thought it would be a great lesson in learning to care for myself. 236 00:13:15,676 --> 00:13:18,263 As I learn to nourish Burton, 237 00:13:18,315 --> 00:13:19,851 I learn to nourish me. 238 00:13:19,907 --> 00:13:22,901 As I learn to, uh, love Burton, 239 00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:24,582 I learn to love me. 240 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:28,930 A cat named Burton. 241 00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,463 Dynamite. 242 00:13:32,368 --> 00:13:35,081 My therapist would kill me if she knew I was out with you right now. 243 00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:37,692 But what the hell, huh? I'm a different person. 244 00:13:38,095 --> 00:13:41,362 Yeah, you certainly seem like a different person. 245 00:13:41,795 --> 00:13:43,950 You're definitely a different person. 246 00:13:44,007 --> 00:13:46,441 The things you said to me last night were so sweet. 247 00:13:47,138 --> 00:13:50,161 Yeah, I guess way down deep I'm a sweetheart. 248 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:52,992 Way, way down. 249 00:13:53,665 --> 00:13:55,752 Will you excuse me for a second? 250 00:13:55,807 --> 00:13:58,672 I'm supposed to call the vet before they close. 251 00:13:58,725 --> 00:14:00,273 Burton has worms. 252 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,563 Don't go anywhere. 253 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:08,202 - I can't. You drove. - I did. 254 00:14:09,908 --> 00:14:12,340 Hey. I need a hug. 255 00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:14,612 Okay. 256 00:14:20,436 --> 00:14:23,232 Hey, I need a drink. 257 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:30,250 Okay, we get it. You've been explaining the game for 20 minutes. 258 00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,033 - Let's just play. - Okay. 259 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,251 I've got a Magic Saber of the Underlord Dragon. 260 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:39,262 So I have to give you all my monsters whose Power Stars equal six or more 261 00:14:39,315 --> 00:14:41,091 as a tribute from the battle. 262 00:14:41,318 --> 00:14:42,592 Your turn. 263 00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:51,502 Go fish. 264 00:14:54,558 --> 00:14:56,301 I knew this wouldn't work. 265 00:14:58,127 --> 00:15:00,390 I do not understand this game. 266 00:15:00,756 --> 00:15:02,602 Want to play for money? 267 00:15:04,226 --> 00:15:06,710 Do you take Christine's debit card? 268 00:15:10,937 --> 00:15:11,770 Hello? 269 00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:14,503 There is nothing in my subconscious or otherwise 270 00:15:14,555 --> 00:15:16,712 that still has feelings for Burton. 271 00:15:16,765 --> 00:15:20,331 He's too nice for me. He's so sensitive. 272 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:21,691 Like a woman. 273 00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,392 And not the kind of woman I like. 274 00:15:31,618 --> 00:15:33,903 Wow, so I guess it was all just the pills, huh? 275 00:15:33,955 --> 00:15:37,280 Oh, I'm not gonna make it! Burton is so awful. 276 00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:40,101 And I feel myself being mean to him, you know? 277 00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:42,530 I mean, I don't want to, but he's so weak. 278 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:45,382 And weak guys bring out my mean streak. 279 00:15:46,287 --> 00:15:49,713 - Why don't you just leave? - Oh, I can't-- he's too fragile. 280 00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:53,022 God, those pills made me a completely different person. 281 00:15:53,226 --> 00:15:55,862 I don't know how I'm gonna make it through this night. 282 00:15:56,565 --> 00:15:59,350 - What's she doing now? - She's gonna take a pill. 283 00:16:00,777 --> 00:16:03,233 I know-- I'll take a pill. 284 00:16:03,748 --> 00:16:06,522 I mean, not a whole one. You know-- like a quarter. 285 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:08,653 - Well, maybe a half. - All right, be careful. 286 00:16:08,705 --> 00:16:11,513 No, it's okay-- I haven't had a drink, and he's driving. 287 00:16:11,568 --> 00:16:13,150 It'll just take the edge off, you know? 288 00:16:13,208 --> 00:16:14,620 Hey, let me talk to Barb. 289 00:16:25,428 --> 00:16:29,812 How much will you give me for my Lovely Lady of Lorimar? 290 00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,582 Will you take my Giant Red Sea Serpent? 291 00:16:39,746 --> 00:16:41,601 I don't think I'd better. 292 00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:07,143 Oh, Matthew, oh, wow. I'm sorry. 293 00:17:07,196 --> 00:17:08,852 I hope we didn't wake you up. 294 00:17:09,817 --> 00:17:13,531 Uh, Burton, you remember Matthew, my brother. 295 00:17:13,585 --> 00:17:15,501 My support system. 296 00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:17,771 My rock. 297 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:23,903 My God. 298 00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:28,713 Sorry it's so late, but we just had a beautiful night together. 299 00:17:28,767 --> 00:17:30,560 - Reconnecting. - Beautiful! 300 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,803 Oh, Matthew, we reconnected. 301 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:34,711 Okay, that's enough. Time to disconnect. 302 00:17:34,768 --> 00:17:37,853 No, no, no, no. Not yet. I've got to say something to Burton. 303 00:17:37,906 --> 00:17:39,591 - Oh, no, you don't. - I love you. 304 00:17:39,645 --> 00:17:41,003 And you said it. 305 00:17:41,578 --> 00:17:43,653 - I love you, too, baby. - And now he's said it. 306 00:17:43,707 --> 00:17:46,293 - Oh, love you, Burton! - Good night, Burton. 307 00:17:46,797 --> 00:17:50,373 Now, listen, tell Burton I hope he feels better, okay? 308 00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:51,252 Good night, Burton. 309 00:17:51,307 --> 00:17:54,421 I'll bring you a picture of Burton next time. He is gonna love you. 310 00:17:54,477 --> 00:17:57,842 Oh... and I am gonna love Burton! 311 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,262 Meow. 312 00:18:03,338 --> 00:18:05,423 What the hell? Get in the house! 313 00:18:11,836 --> 00:18:13,131 I kissed him? 314 00:18:13,187 --> 00:18:15,152 It looked like you were trying to eat him. 315 00:18:16,107 --> 00:18:18,683 - Oh, my God! - And you told him you loved him. 316 00:18:18,738 --> 00:18:20,911 - No! - And he said he loved you. 317 00:18:21,708 --> 00:18:24,250 And you invited me on a girls' getaway weekend. 318 00:18:26,108 --> 00:18:29,040 I did all that, and I don't remember any of it? 319 00:18:29,287 --> 00:18:31,913 I wonder if I should stop taking these pills. 320 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,662 I wonder. 321 00:18:34,837 --> 00:18:36,402 You're ruining a man's life. 322 00:18:36,455 --> 00:18:38,553 Even that doesn't make me happy. 323 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:44,122 But I am so well rested, you know? I'm not sleepy, I'm not grumpy. 324 00:18:44,178 --> 00:18:45,670 You're still dopey. 325 00:18:47,355 --> 00:18:50,681 Yeah. Okay, I know. Poor Burton. 326 00:18:51,018 --> 00:18:53,203 Well, I'm just gonna have to tell him the truth: 327 00:18:53,256 --> 00:18:55,962 that I'm a sleep-deprived Jekyll and Hyde. 328 00:18:56,128 --> 00:19:00,082 Boy, he's gonna be in therapy for the rest of his life over this. 329 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,931 Well, thank God he's got Burton. 330 00:19:04,618 --> 00:19:06,643 Did you sneak another pill? 331 00:19:09,205 --> 00:19:10,231 It's Burton. 332 00:19:10,286 --> 00:19:12,723 Oh, shoot. I have to deal with this. 333 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,962 - No! - No! 334 00:19:14,017 --> 00:19:16,753 All right, fine. You're right, no pills, okay? 335 00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:18,590 I'll just have to tell him the truth. 336 00:19:18,646 --> 00:19:20,702 No matter how much it hurts. 337 00:19:23,168 --> 00:19:25,282 - Hi, Christine. - Burton, hi. 338 00:19:25,507 --> 00:19:28,920 I'm glad you're here-- I need to talk to you about what happened last night. 339 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:30,881 Yeah, I need to talk to you, too. 340 00:19:31,228 --> 00:19:33,702 Burton, you know I like you. 341 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:36,082 I know, but I can't keep seeing you. 342 00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:37,890 What? 343 00:19:39,337 --> 00:19:42,890 I'm just not really myself right now. 344 00:19:42,945 --> 00:19:45,740 I probably should have told you earlier, but... 345 00:19:45,796 --> 00:19:49,643 my therapist has me on some pretty serious drugs. 346 00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:55,683 It's a potent cocktail of antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication. 347 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,683 What do they do? 348 00:19:57,766 --> 00:20:00,310 Apparently, they make you tolerable. 349 00:20:01,807 --> 00:20:03,531 Hey! Hey! 350 00:20:03,585 --> 00:20:07,221 Christine, I'm sorry, but you were always a little rough around the edges for me, 351 00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:09,783 and the medicine smoothed everything out. 352 00:20:09,978 --> 00:20:12,631 - You said you loved me. - I know I have hurt you, 353 00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:15,900 but I can't keep seeing someone I can only tolerate if I'm on drugs. 354 00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:19,283 Okay! I heard you. 355 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:23,683 If you want to talk about tolerate, I mean, I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... 356 00:20:23,736 --> 00:20:26,043 I was on something, too. 357 00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:29,200 Yeah, that's right-- I had to take pills 358 00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:30,821 to get through the meal with you. 359 00:20:31,625 --> 00:20:32,983 Oh, boy. 360 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:36,001 So now you're gonna tell me that you were on pills, too. 361 00:20:36,057 --> 00:20:39,312 Yeah. I was. I don't remember anything that happened last night. 362 00:20:39,367 --> 00:20:40,443 Of course you don't. 363 00:20:40,497 --> 00:20:42,632 No. I don't. 364 00:20:42,687 --> 00:20:46,222 Wow. I really destroyed you, didn't I? 365 00:20:51,015 --> 00:20:54,293 Destroyed me? No, I wrecked you. 366 00:20:54,348 --> 00:20:57,491 You're the one who's been in therapy for the last six months, 367 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:59,702 naming cats after yourself. 368 00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:02,911 What are you talking about? I don't own a cat. 369 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:04,802 Crazy! 370 00:21:04,857 --> 00:21:06,793 I'm not the crazy one. 371 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,522 I mean, I can't sleep, yeah, and I've got some hostility issues, 372 00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:13,281 but other than that, I am golden. 373 00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:14,712 Sure you are. 374 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,130 What is this? 375 00:21:16,185 --> 00:21:17,452 Sheila's number. 376 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:18,532 Call her. 377 00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:20,621 A little therapy might do you some good. 378 00:21:20,678 --> 00:21:24,533 Hey, I don't need therapy, nut job! 379 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:28,441 What... No, no, I'm strong! 380 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,350 I'm independent! 381 00:21:30,408 --> 00:21:33,792 I'm in the best mental health of my life! 382 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:36,590 Hey, call me! 383 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:41,190 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28830

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