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Oh! Hi, Ritchie.
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Mom, look! Mrs. Belt had us draw family portraits today.
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Wow, that is so great! Look, there's you, and Daddy, and Uncle Matthew.
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And, oh, look at me! I'm so colorful and happy.
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I look like an angel.
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That's not you. That's Daddy's girlfriend, new Christine.
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You're over there.
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Oh. Oh, I... I thought that was a bear.
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You don't supervise the artwork at all, Mrs. Belt?
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Oh, I don't think you look like a bear, Mrs. Campbell.
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But I thought the salmon in your teeth was a nice detail.
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You're funny, Mrs. Belt! Did you hear that, Mom?
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Yeah. Yeah, I did. That's hilarious.
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Honey, would you go and get your things together?
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- Okay, Mom.
- Okay.
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Uh, Mrs. Belt? I know I always get a late start on these things,
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but I wanted to sign up early for the spring carnival.
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It's in two days.
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Well, this is early for me.
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Well, you need to talk to the room parents. They have the sign-up sheets.
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I'd rather catch a salmon in my teeth.
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Hello, ladies. What's going on? What's all the gossip?
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Oh, it's not gossip, Christine, it's real news. Should I tell her?
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No, there's nothing to tell. I'll tell her.
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There's a new parent at the school, and he is, in a word, gorgeous.
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- Stunning.
- Dazzling smile.
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- Arms just made for holding.
- Ugh!
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I wish someone would hold me.
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What? You have problems, too!
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- Ooh, and he's single.
- Gosh, he sounds amazing.
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Do I have time to go home and put on my good boobs?
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Oh, Christine... It's best not to get our hopes up.
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I mean, this man is smart, he's cultured, funny, successful.
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Yeah, he's not your type.
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Hey, I'm all those things, too, you know.
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Are you?
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No.
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Oh! There he is.
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Oh, my God... Burton?
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Wait, you know him? How does she know him? What is this?
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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How you doing? You look great.
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Oh, so do you. What're you doing here?
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It's my son Stevie's first day.
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Yeah, my ex enrolled him a couple weeks ago.
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You are kidding me.
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Hello. Remember us?
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We met in the parking lot. You said that thing, and then we all laughed?
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So, how do you two know each other?
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How do we, um... Well...
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Well, uh... Christine and I went out for a while.
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I fell in love with her, then she dumped me and broke my heart.
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- Oh!
- Come on!
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I'm serious.
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No, you're not!
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- He's so funny!
- No, he's serious.
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Oh. Okay, um.... Well, um, we are coordinating the spring carnival,
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so if there was anything that you wanted to sign up for.
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Why don't you just put me down for the decoration committee,
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I'm very good with crepe.
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I'll do that, too-- I had a crepe for breakfast.
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Why are you laughing?
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I feel bad about myself.
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Well, uh, nice to meet you, Burton. Let's get out of here.
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- So...
- Wait, wait.
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I'm sorry, but it is so rare that I win with those two women.
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I just need to take a moment to savor.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Well, I've been thinking about you a lot the last couple of months.
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Oh, should I bring them back in for this?
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No... I really wish I could talk longer, but I gotta take Stevie to the dentist.
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Oh, anything serious?
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No, no-- Dr. Hagopian is buying a second home,
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and we're trying to help him out with the down payment, so...
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But I guess I'll be seeing you on the decorating committee.
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- Yeah, tomorrow.
- Great.
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Yeah.
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- Man... you look good.
- I was...
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- Bye.
- Okay.
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I'm ready, Mom.
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Wait a minute, honey. Mommy just needs to take a moment to savor.
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Okay, we can go.
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What's the smile all about?
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Did you get the last punch on your Quiznos card?
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I ran into Burton at school today.
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His son just started there.
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Is that weird or what?
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Wow. So did you two get it on?
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Yeah. We got it on in my son's third-grade classroom. What?
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I don't know. You've done it in worse places than that.
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- Radio Shack.
- Oh.
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Hey, that was college, and it was was after hours.
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Plus, that guy was very helpful.
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So, what'd you guys talk about?
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Not much, he had to run.
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But he said he'd been thinking about me and he wanted to talk to me.
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- So, you like him again?
- Oh, I've always liked him.
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I just broke up with him because I was scared.
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But I've been having second thoughts about it for a while.
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I mean, maybe I gave up before I gave it a real shot.
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So, when are you going to see him again?
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Tomorrow! We're both setting up at the spring carnival.
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Maybe the opportunity will present itself.
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Ooh-- maybe I'll get a new outfit to make sure the opportunity presents itself.
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Or maybe for once in your life, you could calm down and act like an adult.
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Yeah! Ooh-- maybe I'll get boots, too!
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Hi, Mrs. Belt.
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Hi, Richard.
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How you doing, Christine?
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What?
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Your outfit.
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What kind of booth are you setting up, exactly?
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What? I wear this dress all the time.
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It's old.
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You left the tag under your arm.
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Wow, Christine, that is some outfit.
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Wait a minute. Is that lipstick?
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Huh-- you don't smell like the gym.
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It's nothing. Geez, it's not that unusual, okay?
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So I'm a little dressed up.
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I get dressed up all the time.
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Do you?
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No.
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You are trying to impress that new dad, aren't you?
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Burton.
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What? Get out of here!
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I don't need to impress Burton.
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I already impressed him.
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In fact, once I impressed him three times in one night.
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Hi, Mrs. Belt.
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So, you know, if I want to turn on my charms a little, that's my prerogative.
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And I can. I know him.
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Well.
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Hello.
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Oh! Hey, Burton.
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Who is this?
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This is my girlfriend.
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Your girlfriend?
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Hi, I'm Christine.
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Are you freaking kidding me?
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Hey Burton. Nice to see you again. I'm Richard.
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- Christine.
- I'm Christine.
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Hi, Christine.
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- And you are...
- Christine.
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Hi, Christine.
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Hi.
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Are-are you okay?
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Oh. Yeah, I'm fine. I'm-I'm... so happy to meet your new girlfriend.
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'Cause I-I... I got a new outfit and everything. So, that's good.
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Um... But, I-I... I have to go. So...
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Damn it!
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Stand back. I've got it.
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- Here, let me just...
- I've got it!
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Richard, help her. Now.
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Okay. Here we go. In a minute, this is all going to be over.
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In the meantime, laugh like you have a sense of humor about yourself.
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Not a mental patient, just a sense of humor.
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You okay?
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I can't believe this.
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Why do these things keep happening to me?
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I'm a good mother. I'm a decent person.
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You don't have any wine in here, do you?
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- I have half a bag of red hot Cheetos.
- Oh, yeah, anything.
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I'm never liking anyone again.
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I mean it. It's not worth it. These things don't work out for me.
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I'm done, seriously.
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The factory is closed.
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Aw, don't close the factory. It's a good factory.
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Hundreds of hardworking members rely on that factory.
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The woman's name is Christine. And she's pretty.
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So now we've got New Christine, Pretty Christine, and me...
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- Old Christine.
- Old Christine.
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I don't like it when you say it.
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Sorry. Look, it's Burton's loss, not yours.
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- Oh, yeah, right.
- It is.
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That guy doesn't know what he's missing.
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Christine, you're the most incredible woman he's ever gonna meet.
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And if he doesn't know that, then he doesn't deserve you.
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Boy, when you're great, you're the greatest. You know that?
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What?
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Those red hot Cheetos are mighty powerful.
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Holy cow!
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Oh, my God. Matthew!
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Oh, boy. Oh, God, what am I doing?
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Apparently, my sister.
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I got to get out of here.
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Matthew, get that!
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Am I going to be an uncle again?
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Uh, here, I got most of it,
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but I couldn't bring myself to pick up anything with strings or wings.
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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- What happened?
- I don't know.
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I was so confused and depressed, and then, the next thing I know,
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my hand was one place and his tongue was someplace else.
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Actually, no, you don't owe me an explanation.
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But I want to explain, but I can't. I don't want Richard back, I don't.
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But I thought I wanted Burton back, but then he didn't want me back,
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and then I thought, "Does anyone want me back?"
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And then Richard started rubbing my back, and then, oh...
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Thank God Ritchie wasn't with you. He would have been so confused.
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I have to say, I'm not doing that great with it myself.
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Matthew, this was a terrible mistake. It's just that it was familiar, you know?
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And I was looking for a little comfort, is all.
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Some people eat soup.
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I just, I want you to strike this from your memory, okay?
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Promise me you'll strike it.
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I promise-- I'll put it in the memory pile along with junior high school
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and seeing Grandma get out of the bath.
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It was so embarrassing to find out about Burton's new girlfriend
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in front of those horrible, clucky women at school.
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I really don't even know if I can show my face at the fair tomorrow.
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Hey, everyone makes mistakes. And forget those women-- who cares what they think?
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You just go to that fair tomorrow with your head held high.
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You have nothing to be ashamed of.
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I found your bra under my seat.
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Man, that thing has a quicker release than John Elway.
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Can I talk to you for a minute?
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There's nothing to talk about, Richard.
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And how could you do that?!
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Me? You started it.
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I was vulnerable. I was having a hard day. You took advantage!
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You stuck your hand down my pants.
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It was a reflex, okay, like blinking.
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Just forget about it, please, okay? You kissed me. Let it go.
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Of course, we'll let it go. It was a strange moment.
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You kissed me; It doesn't mean anything.
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Right. Nothing. You kissed me. It's over.
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No big deal. You kissed me. That's all that needs to be said.
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- You kissed me.
- You kissed me.
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- You kissed me!
- You kissed me!
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- You kissed me!
- You kissed me!
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Damn it, if I wouldn't kiss you again right now.
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- Me, too-- what's happening to us?
- I don't know!
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I mean, I know why you'd kiss me. You're lonely and a little desperate.
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But... what am I doing? I have someone!
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I have to tell New Christine.
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What? Wait! Wait, are you out of your mind?!
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You know me. I can't keep secrets. The guilt will eat me alive.
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No, Richard, this would be a huge mistake. Listen to me.
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There is no reason to share this with New Christine.
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- Maybe you're right.
- I am.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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- Damn you!
- Damn you!
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Where's my underwear?
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- Hello, ladies.
- Hello, Christine.
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Enjoying the fair?
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What? What affair? What did you hear?
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The fair.
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Oh, the fair. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm enjoying it. Yeah.
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I signed up to work this booth for an hour.
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So you feeling okay about everything that happened yesterday?
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Yesterday? Why? What did you hear?
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- With Burton.
- Oh, with Burton.
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Oh, yeah, oh, look, I'm fine. The truth is, that worked out great for me,
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because I don't really have time for a relationship right now.
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Oh, perfect, that's what we'll tell people.
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No, that's the truth.
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Okay, then we'll tell them that.
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I love fairs.
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I hope they have funnel cake or that game with the water pistol and the balloons.
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The noise scares me but I like holding the gun.
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- What's your favorite game?
- I made out with Christine.
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I don't think I know that one.
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No, I made out with Christine.
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What?
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It was a mistake. I was trying to make her feel better
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after she found out Burton had a girlfriend.
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She was eating Cheetos. I was rubbing her back.
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One thing led to another, and we kissed.
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I don't believe this.
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It didn't mean anything, I swear.
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Besides, it confirmed what I already knew, which is I'm over her.
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And it confirmed something else, too, which is I love you.
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So making out with your ex-wife made you realize that you love me?
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Yeah, isn't that great? I feel better.
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You want to go inside?
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You know Richard, as long as I've been around,
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I've watched and I've waited for something like this to happen.
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And I knew it would, because a little voice inside told me it would.
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But I ignored the little voice, and when the little voice got louder,
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I told that little voice to shut the hell up.
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Christine, I'm sorry.
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No, you don't get to be sorry.
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It's over now.
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Well, you're right about that.
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What?
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I can't be with someone who only decides they want to be with me
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when they're with someone else.
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I'm great. I deserve better than that.
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- I'm breaking up with you.
- Christine...
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I told Ritchie I'd be here, so I'm going to go say hello to him, and then I'm gone.
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It's the...
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I'm leaving.
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Hi.
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Oh, hello.
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- How are you?
- Great.
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You know, my carnival work keeps me busy.
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I felt bad about what happened yesterday.
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A lot of things happened yesterday. Which one?
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When you met my girlfriend.
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Oh, yeah, your girlfriend. I'm sorry. I meet so many people.
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Christine, I'm sorry.
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I know you were probably kind of surprised
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to see that I was seeing someone so soon after we broke up,
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but I really didn't think it would bother you,
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especially since you're the one who broke up with me.
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No, it didn't bother me. I mean... I've seen people, too, lots.
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I'm the town factory for God's sake.
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You can't close me down.
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Christine, I still care about you.
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Well, what about your new girlfriend?
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You know...
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...Pretty Christine?
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Well, all I can think about is you,
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and that doesn't seem very fair to Pretty Christine.
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- I don't like it when you say it.
- Right.
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Christine, I broke up with her.
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What? You broke up with her? Why?
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Well, it seemed like yesterday you might have been hinting that you'd like to try us again.
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Hinting? How was I hinting?
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Well, maybe not so much hinting as throwing yourself at me,
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you know, with the, uh, the lipstick and the stripper boots.
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Stripper boots? They weren't stripper boots.
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For your information, those were hooker boots.
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Oh, sorry.
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You're all I can think about since I saw you.
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Oh. You're all I can think about since I saw you.
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- I've missed you.
- Me, too.
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What did you miss about me?
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- Do you want a list?
- Yes, please.
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Um... well, for starters...
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Christine?
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Not now.
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Christine broke up with me.
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I'm kind of in the middle of something here.
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I told her we made out yesterday.
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You made out with your ex-husband?
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Was this before or after you couldn't stop thinking about me?
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During.
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Yeah, I made out with Richard in the parking lot,
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but I was thinking of you the whole time.
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Thanks.
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No. I-I often think of two men at the same time, sometimes more!
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Hi, Mrs. Belt.
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- So...
- Yeah.
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- Take it easy.
- Yeah.
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