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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,966 --> 00:00:12,193 Gotcha! 2 00:00:12,837 --> 00:00:15,160 Oh, sorry, honey, don't be scared. It's just Mommy. 3 00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:17,249 - Don't do that. - Okay, I won't. 4 00:00:17,292 --> 00:00:19,927 Sorry. Sorry, sweetie. 5 00:00:20,177 --> 00:00:21,610 How was your day? Okay? 6 00:00:21,611 --> 00:00:25,227 Great. I saw a second-grader throw up lasagna in the bathroom. 7 00:00:25,632 --> 00:00:27,969 Ah, okay. What else? 8 00:00:27,970 --> 00:00:29,622 Maybe applesauce. 9 00:00:30,999 --> 00:00:34,172 Well, this school's definitely worth the second mortgage. 10 00:00:36,106 --> 00:00:38,212 And it's my night to take home Marvin. 11 00:00:38,211 --> 00:00:39,737 The janitor? 12 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,040 No, the class rat. 13 00:00:42,048 --> 00:00:43,776 We named him after the janitor. 14 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,593 Oh. Could we take home the janitor? 15 00:00:46,597 --> 00:00:50,153 I mean, the pellets are bigger, but he cleans up after himself. 16 00:00:51,797 --> 00:00:54,000 - That's a good one, right? - Yeah. 17 00:00:55,368 --> 00:00:56,490 Hey, buddy. 18 00:00:56,588 --> 00:00:58,503 Hi, Dad. Hey, New Christine. 19 00:00:58,506 --> 00:00:59,552 Hey. 20 00:00:59,557 --> 00:01:01,383 It's funny every time. 21 00:01:02,108 --> 00:01:03,892 What are you guys doing here? 22 00:01:03,905 --> 00:01:05,261 Picking up Ritchie. 23 00:01:05,268 --> 00:01:06,660 We switched nights, remember? 24 00:01:06,668 --> 00:01:08,280 You were going to go see some play or something. 25 00:01:08,287 --> 00:01:11,403 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I was going to go see that play with Burton. 26 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:15,471 We got the tickets when we were together, but we're not together anymore, so... 27 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:16,593 no play. 28 00:01:16,595 --> 00:01:20,761 I mean, they're probably not going to cancel the play just because we broke up, but... 29 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,631 Anyway, I-I-I'll take Ritchie tonight, and then you can take him tomorrow. 30 00:01:23,637 --> 00:01:25,101 - I can't. - Why? 31 00:01:25,107 --> 00:01:28,233 I'm going out of town tomorrow, and we already have movie tickets for tonight. 32 00:01:28,236 --> 00:01:31,731 Plus, I already gave you an extra day this week so you could take him to that thing on ice. 33 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:32,962 I love things on ice. 34 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:36,950 No, no, no, the-the thing on ice is next week. 35 00:01:36,957 --> 00:01:38,353 This is next week. 36 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:40,233 We missed the thing on ice. 37 00:01:40,247 --> 00:01:41,443 So what am I doing? 38 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,643 Uh, all right, your dad's right. 39 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,021 You know what? Let's just stick to the plan: 40 00:01:45,028 --> 00:01:47,572 You go with Daddy tonight, and I'll figure out something else to do. 41 00:01:47,577 --> 00:01:48,770 Go get your backpack, sweetie pie. 42 00:01:48,778 --> 00:01:49,750 Okay. 43 00:01:49,755 --> 00:01:52,043 Oh, I hate to think of you all alone. Why don't you come with us? 44 00:01:52,048 --> 00:01:54,971 We're going to go see that new movie. It's with Selma Blair... 45 00:01:54,978 --> 00:01:56,563 or Salma Hayek. 46 00:01:56,566 --> 00:01:58,800 Which one is married to Michael Douglas? 47 00:02:01,426 --> 00:02:03,203 Yeah, yeah, come with us. 48 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:04,880 You just broke up with Burton. You don't want to be alone. 49 00:02:04,886 --> 00:02:08,320 Oh, no, you guys, please. I was alone a long time before Burton; 50 00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:11,211 I'm going to be alone a long time after Burton. 51 00:02:11,648 --> 00:02:13,071 Sad. 52 00:02:13,777 --> 00:02:16,612 No, it's not sad. It's great. I'm good alone, really. 53 00:02:16,627 --> 00:02:19,693 I mean, in fact, in high school, I was voted "most likely to be alone," 54 00:02:19,696 --> 00:02:22,143 and it was a big school. 55 00:02:23,736 --> 00:02:25,172 Really sad. 56 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,671 Oh, it's fine. 57 00:02:26,676 --> 00:02:29,061 Okay, sweetie. You got everything? All right, give me kiss. 58 00:02:29,068 --> 00:02:30,652 See you later, alligator. 59 00:02:30,657 --> 00:02:32,753 - In a while, crocodile. - Okay. 60 00:02:33,158 --> 00:02:34,530 Bye. 61 00:02:35,097 --> 00:02:37,413 Man, that was tough to watch. 62 00:02:38,436 --> 00:02:44,192 Seeing your kid get hauled away by your ex and his new, young lover. 63 00:02:44,197 --> 00:02:45,432 I know what that's like. 64 00:02:45,438 --> 00:02:48,052 Been there, done that, got the tee shirt. 65 00:02:50,256 --> 00:02:52,572 Hi, Stan. No, it's not like that at all. 66 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:54,331 We just got our wires crossed, that's all. 67 00:02:54,337 --> 00:02:56,840 Oh, hello, Mrs. Campbell. Are you waiting for me? 68 00:02:56,845 --> 00:03:00,263 Oh, no, she just had a mix-up with her kid, but she's okay now. 69 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,083 I'm taking care of her. 70 00:03:02,087 --> 00:03:03,771 We had a thing. 71 00:03:04,705 --> 00:03:07,032 Yes, I, uh, think I heard something about that. 72 00:03:07,037 --> 00:03:10,452 Oh, well, did you hear she got dumped by her rebound guy? 73 00:03:10,466 --> 00:03:11,782 No, I didn't hear that. 74 00:03:11,785 --> 00:03:15,481 No, no, he wasn't my rebound guy, and I broke up with him. 75 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:18,340 - And we, uh, we didn't have a thing... - I don't really need an explanation. 76 00:03:18,357 --> 00:03:21,292 I'm just going to clear out and let you two talk. 77 00:03:21,475 --> 00:03:23,821 Good luck to you, Mrs. Campbell. 78 00:03:26,437 --> 00:03:29,312 Thank you. Thank you, Mrs. Belt. 79 00:03:29,318 --> 00:03:34,032 Please, Stan, please don't keep telling people about our thing. 80 00:03:34,036 --> 00:03:36,193 I know breakups are hard. 81 00:03:36,295 --> 00:03:38,422 I could write a book about it. 82 00:03:38,858 --> 00:03:40,902 In fact, I did. 83 00:03:40,906 --> 00:03:43,550 Just can't find a publisher, though. 84 00:03:43,776 --> 00:03:45,822 You're in it. You come off okay. 85 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:49,561 Okay. I've got to go. I-I-I'll-I'll see you, Stan. 86 00:03:49,567 --> 00:03:50,892 Well, wait, wait. 87 00:03:51,188 --> 00:03:55,370 I do want you to know that I appreciate what a tough time this is, and, 88 00:03:55,376 --> 00:03:59,012 you know, if the loneliness ever gets too much, and you start feeling sad, 89 00:03:59,025 --> 00:04:03,032 just remember I got big shoulders to cry on. 90 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:05,461 Well, Stan, let me tell you something, okay? 91 00:04:05,468 --> 00:04:09,630 There is absolutely nothing sad about the evening I have ahead of me. 92 00:04:09,636 --> 00:04:10,711 - Mrs. Campbell? - Yes. 93 00:04:10,715 --> 00:04:12,231 Don't forget your rat. 94 00:04:13,345 --> 00:04:15,812 No, no, no, we're not together anymore. 95 00:04:15,818 --> 00:04:18,271 Oh, the rat! Marvin. Yes. 96 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,352 Okay, Marvin. 97 00:04:32,236 --> 00:04:36,970 Well, I wish I could say you were the first rat I brought home to spend the night... 98 00:04:38,318 --> 00:04:43,362 but if you play your cards right, you might be the first rat to make it till morning. 99 00:04:44,708 --> 00:04:46,092 Hello. 100 00:04:47,318 --> 00:04:49,152 God, Matthew! 101 00:04:49,178 --> 00:04:51,343 Why didn't you tell me you had company? 102 00:04:51,345 --> 00:04:54,021 God, I might have done something embarrassing. 103 00:04:55,465 --> 00:04:58,630 Yeah, seducing a rodent doesn't qualify. 104 00:04:59,435 --> 00:05:03,223 I wasn't seducing him. I was just breaking the ice. 105 00:05:03,427 --> 00:05:05,523 This is my sister Christine. 106 00:05:05,537 --> 00:05:06,943 - Hi. - Hi. 107 00:05:06,945 --> 00:05:08,502 I'm Natalie. 108 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,380 Matthew's told me so much about you. 109 00:05:11,386 --> 00:05:14,823 I'm sorry about your breakup, but you know what? 110 00:05:14,826 --> 00:05:17,713 You can't make someone love you. 111 00:05:22,206 --> 00:05:25,122 What? No, no, no, he loved me. 112 00:05:25,128 --> 00:05:26,942 I-I-I'm the one that didn't love... 113 00:05:26,948 --> 00:05:32,200 Matthew, what are you doing telling strangers personal things about my life? 114 00:05:32,205 --> 00:05:33,830 Especially if you're not going to get it right. 115 00:05:33,836 --> 00:05:35,130 I broke up with him. 116 00:05:35,136 --> 00:05:36,861 Yeah, tell it to the rat. 117 00:05:37,585 --> 00:05:38,912 Hey, where's Ritchie? 118 00:05:38,915 --> 00:05:40,183 He's with Richard. 119 00:05:40,187 --> 00:05:42,801 We got our wires crossed. I'm all alone tonight. 120 00:05:42,805 --> 00:05:44,613 Alone? Uh-oh. 121 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,833 What? No, it's not "uh-oh." 122 00:05:46,938 --> 00:05:48,343 I can be alone. 123 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:51,460 I've never been alone. I've been with someone since the second grade. 124 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:54,153 I would die if I was ever alone. 125 00:05:56,085 --> 00:05:57,661 Where are you going? 126 00:05:57,838 --> 00:05:59,221 To the fridge. 127 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:01,123 Are you coming back? 128 00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:04,713 I hope so. 129 00:06:06,465 --> 00:06:07,822 So, are you going to be okay? 130 00:06:07,827 --> 00:06:09,083 Yeah, of course I'm going to be okay. 131 00:06:09,087 --> 00:06:10,703 Why? What do you think I'm going to do? 132 00:06:10,707 --> 00:06:15,072 I don't know, fall apart, drink yourself to sleep, make out with a crossing guard. 133 00:06:15,365 --> 00:06:19,380 Okay, first of all, Matthew, that was in high school. 134 00:06:19,625 --> 00:06:25,430 And second of all, Carl was not just a crossing guard. He was also a bartender. 135 00:06:26,295 --> 00:06:29,241 Which made his DUI all the mo ironic. 136 00:06:30,007 --> 00:06:31,693 Why'd he break up with you again? 137 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:34,393 I broke up with him. 138 00:06:34,398 --> 00:06:38,140 Listen, I handle these things so much better now. I really do. 139 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,133 I mean, the truth is, I look forward to being alone. 140 00:06:41,137 --> 00:06:43,991 I can't even remember the last time I had this house to myself. 141 00:06:43,995 --> 00:06:46,672 - Uh-oh. - What's this "uh-oh"? 142 00:06:46,675 --> 00:06:48,562 No, we didn't think you'd be here tonight. 143 00:06:48,565 --> 00:06:51,053 We were going to make dinner, but I can do it in my room. 144 00:06:51,051 --> 00:06:53,867 Just steam some vegetables with an iron. 145 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:59,490 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, that's okay. You-you can make your dinner. 146 00:06:59,498 --> 00:07:01,826 - I'll just, uh, go out. - Where? 147 00:07:01,825 --> 00:07:03,490 I don't know, anywhere. 148 00:07:03,497 --> 00:07:05,350 That's what's so great about America. 149 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:08,893 You're going to do that all by yourself? 150 00:07:08,898 --> 00:07:10,962 Yep. Just me, myself and I. 151 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:11,971 And who knows? 152 00:07:11,976 --> 00:07:15,502 If myself has a couple of drinks, me might just get lucky. 153 00:07:21,806 --> 00:07:24,032 Keep moving, Ritchie. There's three of us. 154 00:07:24,526 --> 00:07:26,332 One more, bud. 155 00:07:30,656 --> 00:07:32,800 Okay, don't touch the floor; it's dirty. 156 00:07:32,817 --> 00:07:34,671 No, no, those aren't your Milk Duds. 157 00:07:34,676 --> 00:07:36,013 Your jacket's falling. 158 00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:38,012 No, now move your drink. It's going to spill. 159 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:39,661 Keep your shoes on. 160 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:41,341 This is fun, huh? 161 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:43,402 I'm excited about this. 162 00:07:43,418 --> 00:07:45,320 I love movies with talking penguins. 163 00:07:45,326 --> 00:07:47,992 But I hate it when they sing. It seems so fake. 164 00:07:50,266 --> 00:07:52,043 I'm worried about Christine. 165 00:07:52,045 --> 00:07:53,662 She looked a little lost when we left her. 166 00:07:53,667 --> 00:07:54,903 She's fine. 167 00:07:54,907 --> 00:07:56,663 She's been through worse things than a breakup. 168 00:07:56,665 --> 00:07:58,563 Look at the size of Ritchie's head. 169 00:07:58,568 --> 00:08:02,660 They let her go through 60 hours of labor before doing her C-section. 170 00:08:16,448 --> 00:08:18,800 Oh, um, excuse me. 171 00:08:18,946 --> 00:08:21,562 Hi. Oh, hi, Peter. Hi. Can you help me? 172 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:25,571 Mrs. Campbell! It's so nice to see you again. 173 00:08:25,578 --> 00:08:28,103 Will Mr. Shaefer be joining you? 174 00:08:28,105 --> 00:08:34,041 Uh, no. No, he won't. Actually, we're... we're not together anymore. 175 00:08:34,057 --> 00:08:39,363 Oh, no! Oh, I am sorry! 176 00:08:39,367 --> 00:08:43,183 I can't believe he broke up with you. 177 00:08:43,185 --> 00:08:47,691 What? Oh, no, no, he didn't, he didn't. I broke up with him. 178 00:08:47,698 --> 00:08:51,361 Yeah. I wonder why you would assume that he broke up with me? 179 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:56,421 Oh, I don't know, just 'cause he's so... and you're so... 180 00:08:56,748 --> 00:08:59,960 Well, don't you worry. 181 00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:03,560 I'm going to take care of you. You and I will make a night of it. 182 00:09:03,566 --> 00:09:05,470 Oh, well, that is really not necessary. 183 00:09:05,475 --> 00:09:07,063 - Well... - No, it's not, 184 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:11,022 because, you know, as I said, I-I broke up with him. 185 00:09:11,026 --> 00:09:13,473 Right. You did say that. 186 00:09:13,478 --> 00:09:17,533 Anyway, um, let me get you a table where you'll be comfortable. 187 00:09:17,536 --> 00:09:21,190 Oh. I don't have anything small, but you have to sit in my section. 188 00:09:21,198 --> 00:09:23,141 - Follow me. - Okay. 189 00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:34,572 Wow. That's a big table, isn't it? 190 00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:38,362 God, that table's so big, it has its own area code. 191 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:41,440 You need a slingshot just to pass the salt. 192 00:09:41,445 --> 00:09:43,461 You could land an F-14 on this baby. 193 00:09:43,465 --> 00:09:46,323 That is one big table, I'm going to tell you that right now... 194 00:09:46,906 --> 00:09:48,850 I know; it hurts. 195 00:09:48,858 --> 00:09:52,493 No. Oh, no, no, it doesn't. No, no, no, those were jokes. 196 00:09:52,498 --> 00:09:55,061 Jokes, jokes. I'm just trying to be funny, you know? It's-- 197 00:09:55,068 --> 00:09:57,082 The tears of a clown. 198 00:09:57,835 --> 00:10:00,040 I'll get the wine started. 199 00:10:00,045 --> 00:10:01,463 Okay. 200 00:10:03,308 --> 00:10:06,622 What to order, what to...? 201 00:10:06,665 --> 00:10:10,093 Oh, uh, that looks good. What-what is that? 202 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:12,643 Oh. It's a rigatoni with a lamb ragout. 203 00:10:12,657 --> 00:10:15,071 Oh, lamb? Ew, gross. I hate lamb. 204 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:42,213 Boy, now that's a big table, isn't it? 205 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:45,101 You know it's big when you get back to your seat, 206 00:10:45,106 --> 00:10:47,400 and your bread's a day old. Am I right? 207 00:10:49,077 --> 00:10:50,983 So, where you folks from? 208 00:10:55,226 --> 00:10:56,590 Damn it. 209 00:10:56,598 --> 00:10:59,110 I know. I'm lost, too. 210 00:10:59,355 --> 00:11:03,311 No, you got me thinking about Christine, and now I feel bad that we left her alone. 211 00:11:03,336 --> 00:11:05,340 Breakups hurt. There's no way around it. 212 00:11:05,346 --> 00:11:07,432 They were only going out for two months. 213 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:08,822 It's still a loss. 214 00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:12,350 I mean, even though I was the one that broke up with my last boyfriend, it still hurt. 215 00:11:12,356 --> 00:11:13,602 It still does. 216 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,003 But I had to do it. 217 00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:18,210 You can't just stay with someone because the sex is fantastic. 218 00:11:19,265 --> 00:11:22,380 That's a good story. I'm feeling better. Thank you. 219 00:11:22,556 --> 00:11:24,942 You know what I mean. I'm not looking for that anymore. 220 00:11:24,948 --> 00:11:26,890 I'm looking for what we have. 221 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:29,123 Like a brother/sister thing. 222 00:11:29,127 --> 00:11:30,790 Come on, don't pout. 223 00:11:30,797 --> 00:11:32,483 You know how I feel about you. 224 00:11:32,485 --> 00:11:33,752 We're incredibly lucky. 225 00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:35,840 I mean, some people go through their whole lives alone, 226 00:11:35,857 --> 00:11:38,052 just rattling around their empty houses, 227 00:11:38,055 --> 00:11:41,373 talking to their pets and complaining about the president. 228 00:11:42,227 --> 00:11:44,403 Okay, I'm going to call Christine. 229 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,052 Darn it. 230 00:11:50,055 --> 00:11:51,982 I know. I'm lost, too. 231 00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:54,192 All the penguins look alike. 232 00:11:57,886 --> 00:11:59,801 So he wound up moving in with his mother, 233 00:11:59,807 --> 00:12:03,043 and, uh, eventually, he lost his mind... 234 00:12:08,157 --> 00:12:09,681 What are you laughing at? 235 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,880 I'm sorry. I couldn't help overhearing. 236 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:15,933 I have a mother, too, and she drives me in-sane, 237 00:12:15,938 --> 00:12:19,723 so when you said that he moved in with her and he lost his mind, 238 00:12:19,728 --> 00:12:22,951 I can totally relate. 239 00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:26,283 He said he lost his eyes. 240 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,081 He's blind. 241 00:12:29,365 --> 00:12:32,452 Oh. He lost his eyes? 242 00:12:32,455 --> 00:12:35,061 His actual eyes? 243 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:37,393 How? 244 00:12:38,378 --> 00:12:41,241 We're not talking to you. 245 00:12:45,907 --> 00:12:47,221 Geez. 246 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,570 Didn't know you owned the restaurant. 247 00:12:52,017 --> 00:12:54,402 This one's on me. 248 00:12:54,405 --> 00:12:58,292 Oh, thank you, Peter. That's very generous. 249 00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,240 What? 250 00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,480 I just can't... 251 00:13:04,495 --> 00:13:06,521 Gosh, you seemed so good together. 252 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:10,261 Oh, well, you know, things happen. 253 00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:14,653 But he was so funny, and handsome, and smart... 254 00:13:14,657 --> 00:13:16,150 successful. 255 00:13:16,155 --> 00:13:19,213 What exactly was it about him you didn't like? 256 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:23,120 Uh, he... he was... 257 00:13:23,527 --> 00:13:25,891 It was... uh... 258 00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:30,263 I... I don't know. 259 00:13:30,716 --> 00:13:34,291 Well... we all make mistakes. 260 00:13:38,288 --> 00:13:43,211 Oh, sorry, my... my kid always changes the ring, and, uh... 261 00:13:43,216 --> 00:13:47,143 I don't, uh... It's a new phone, and I'm not really sure where the thing... 262 00:13:47,145 --> 00:13:50,953 Are you familiar with this model? You know where the... 263 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:53,283 off-- I mean, the on...? 264 00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:55,021 But... oh, wait, oh, no, no, I think I have it. This is... 265 00:13:55,038 --> 00:13:57,740 Yeah, never mind. I-I got it. Hello? 266 00:13:57,746 --> 00:14:00,653 - Christine? - Oh, Burton! 267 00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:03,300 Oh, hi! My gosh! 268 00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:06,561 I was going to call you, but then I thought I shouldn't. 269 00:14:06,567 --> 00:14:09,622 Are you okay? I'm so happy to hear from you. 270 00:14:09,628 --> 00:14:11,492 Oh, hi, Burton. 271 00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,162 It's Richard. 272 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:19,053 Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah. I-I know it's Richard. 273 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,151 But you said "Burton." 274 00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:24,713 Well, yes, because... 275 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:27,011 Richard Burton... 276 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:33,812 and, uh, Elizabeth Taylor... in Night of the Iguana. 277 00:14:34,255 --> 00:14:36,040 Geez, Richard. 278 00:14:36,755 --> 00:14:38,172 What's happening with you? 279 00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:42,141 Um, I'm-I'm good. I'm good. I-I'm enjoying my night alone. 280 00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:46,121 You should see this table they gave me. It's just so big. 281 00:14:46,575 --> 00:14:48,480 How big is it? 282 00:14:48,485 --> 00:14:51,313 It's so big that, uh... 283 00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:53,603 yeah, I don't care. 284 00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,002 You don't sound good. 285 00:14:56,008 --> 00:14:59,130 Oh, I'm good. I, um... Hey, um, oh, no. Um, I'm sorry. 286 00:14:59,135 --> 00:15:01,203 Excuse me. Hello? Hello? No, no, no. 287 00:15:01,218 --> 00:15:04,450 No, no, I'm not finished eating yet. If you could just, um... 288 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,513 Ha-hang on just a second, Richard. 289 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:07,703 Excuse me. Hi. 290 00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:11,861 I-I know we had a thing before, but, um, I'm just taking a call from my ex-husband. 291 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,743 Could you just watch this table here so they don't clear it? 292 00:15:14,746 --> 00:15:16,260 No. 293 00:15:17,638 --> 00:15:21,132 "No"? Did you just say "no"? That-that's very nice. 294 00:15:21,136 --> 00:15:22,841 You're a very nice person. 295 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,513 I am through with you. 296 00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:32,093 If you could just keep an eye on my bag... 297 00:15:33,096 --> 00:15:35,412 Hi. Hi. Richard? I'm back. 298 00:15:35,427 --> 00:15:37,422 Hi. Uh, look, I was talking to Christine, 299 00:15:37,427 --> 00:15:40,032 and maybe it wasn't good that we took Ritchie tonight. 300 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:42,622 Richard, would you please stop talking to me 301 00:15:42,625 --> 00:15:45,091 like I'm some sort of a mental patient? 302 00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:46,891 Okay, no, no! Don't touch my bag! 303 00:15:46,897 --> 00:15:50,831 Yoo-hoo! That's my bag! That's my bag! That's my bag! 304 00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:55,203 Okay, you just stay where you are. I'm going to bring Ritchie to you. 305 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:58,560 No, Richard, I don't have time for this, all right? 306 00:15:58,568 --> 00:16:01,042 I'm fine. Enjoy your movie. 307 00:16:01,048 --> 00:16:02,763 I'll see you tomorrow morning. 308 00:16:10,457 --> 00:16:13,961 All right. Who took my bag? 309 00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:20,241 Don't worry, we'll find your purse. 310 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:24,241 I'm sure the busboy cleared it when he took your salad plate. 311 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:26,871 I'm sorry, I just couldn't sit over there anymore. 312 00:16:26,876 --> 00:16:28,801 You know, all that negative energy. 313 00:16:28,805 --> 00:16:31,002 I don't really need that right now. 314 00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:34,062 Of course not. You've been through a lot. 315 00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:36,243 No, no, but I really am okay alone. 316 00:16:36,248 --> 00:16:38,721 I really am. We were only together for two months. 317 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:41,031 I mean, two months? That's like nothing. 318 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:49,732 Kathy... now that I've found love, I'd be a fool to let it go. 319 00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:51,731 Oh, my God! 320 00:16:51,736 --> 00:16:54,651 I know it's only been two months... 321 00:16:57,258 --> 00:17:01,073 ...but I never want to be alone again. 322 00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:02,993 I love you. 323 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:05,231 - Will you marry me? - Yes! 324 00:17:23,068 --> 00:17:24,650 Matthew. 325 00:17:28,346 --> 00:17:30,072 Matthew! 326 00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:33,962 Here. Is that enough? 327 00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,871 Yeah. Thank you so much. 328 00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:37,811 Who stole your purse? 329 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:40,091 I think it was the lamb eaters. 330 00:17:41,388 --> 00:17:46,361 They were so mean, and they made "eyes" sound like "mind." 331 00:17:48,637 --> 00:17:50,882 Here we go. Tears and bad Merlot. 332 00:17:50,888 --> 00:17:53,692 It's your crossing guard all over again. 333 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,621 Oh, shut up. 334 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:57,831 I'm sad. 335 00:17:58,107 --> 00:17:59,510 Burton? 336 00:17:59,516 --> 00:18:01,522 Yeah. How can I miss him so much? 337 00:18:01,526 --> 00:18:04,300 God, I've been through a divorce. I mean, this should be nothing. 338 00:18:04,306 --> 00:18:06,282 I guess you liked him more than you thought. 339 00:18:06,288 --> 00:18:10,583 He wrecked me. You know, I was perfectly fine all by myself for two years. 340 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:11,893 I enjoyed it. 341 00:18:11,898 --> 00:18:15,381 And then Burton comes along, and it's like he... 342 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,913 defrosted me, you know? 343 00:18:17,917 --> 00:18:25,391 Now I'm like this... melty, drippy, freezer-burned mess. 344 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:29,313 Aw, Burton turned you into Mom's enchiladas. 345 00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:31,043 How did this happen to me? 346 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,660 Matthew, I am the one who broke up with him. 347 00:18:33,665 --> 00:18:37,071 Yeah, you've mentioned that a couple of 700 times. 348 00:18:37,748 --> 00:18:42,883 Then I was going to call him, but I can't figure out how to work this stupid phone. 349 00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:45,621 They are complicated. You press "on." 350 00:18:46,127 --> 00:18:48,620 You can't call him. You broke up with him for a reason. 351 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,091 Yeah, and what was that reason again? 352 00:18:50,097 --> 00:18:51,071 You didn't love him. 353 00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:52,703 Yeah, I don't love this, either. 354 00:18:52,706 --> 00:18:56,540 I know. Look, the first night alone is always the hardest, 355 00:18:56,546 --> 00:18:57,762 but it's going to get better. 356 00:18:57,767 --> 00:18:59,043 Yeah, whatever. 357 00:18:59,045 --> 00:19:00,033 You going to be okay? 358 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:04,562 Yeah. I'm just going to drink my wine, pay the bill and go home, okay? 359 00:19:04,566 --> 00:19:07,122 Don't let this one get away. 360 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:12,061 - Courage. - Yeah. 361 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:26,033 Hi. I know I shouldn't be calling, but, um... 362 00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:30,590 Ah... that was nice. 363 00:19:32,478 --> 00:19:35,602 Yeah, it was... 364 00:19:36,306 --> 00:19:39,740 but, Stan, I need you to know something. 365 00:19:39,748 --> 00:19:43,920 Um... tonight was unusual for me. 366 00:19:43,925 --> 00:19:46,761 I-I was in a very vulnerable position. 367 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,660 I'll say. I thought your arm was going to snap off. 368 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:55,263 Stan, please, please. I just... I just want to be clear, all right? 369 00:19:55,268 --> 00:19:59,820 Tonight was... a one-time thing. 370 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,561 Well, technically, uh, one and a half times, 371 00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,223 but if you give me 15 minutes, I can give you a solid two. 372 00:20:06,886 --> 00:20:10,352 No, that's okay. I mean, that's a very tempting offer, but I-I... 373 00:20:10,356 --> 00:20:14,190 I-I do want you to know that I was having a hard time tonight, 374 00:20:14,197 --> 00:20:19,602 and you helped me get through it, so I just want to say thank you. 375 00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:21,420 You're welcome. 376 00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,433 Can I tell people? 377 00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:24,780 No, you may not. 378 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:26,663 Can I put it in the book? 379 00:20:26,985 --> 00:20:28,560 Okay. 380 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:36,371 Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss - www.forom.com - 381 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:40,971 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29200

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